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>>14963280
>mean
How is she mean for taking care of my needs?

>>14926333
>that awkward feeling when you put in all this effort to thinking something out only for it to be wasted because you were talking to Alp
I can't imagine how mad you must be.

http://pastebin.com/tfgtA8VH

>>14896439
Know your Dragons, mate.

>>14586872
>Simply say "yes", get the girl and write about what you know
She's a keeper.

>>14428925
Keep telling yourself that.

>>14350957
Hope you like dragon dildos.

>>14338506
You gay for Alp?

>>14328200
Oh, she wants to play "kidnap the princess", huh?

>>14298323
RACE WAR!

>>14238537
And it's mine, all mine.

>>14125276
Sorry it took me so long to get back, got sick and couldn't write, don't hit me

>"Why are you so eager to leave Nonny? Are you trying to get of what happened 'down there'"
>She gestures down to the tent in your boxers
>Morning wood is a curse to all men
"No, I just need to use the bathroom"
>"Can't you hold it? I want to stay in bed a little longer."
"I'll be right back, I wouldn't run from you"
>You couldn't if you tried, some time during the night she hid your pants
>"Alright but hurry, I want to keep going"
>You slip out of her arms and head into the bathroom, locking the door behind you
>Her bathroom is too big for one person
>It's the size of the living room at your house
>It has a bathtub the size of a small swimming pool and a shower big enough for 3 people
>Wait is that a hot tub?
>"Nonny hurry up!"
>You haven't been gone for 30 seconds yet
>You drain your lizard and wash your hands in the gold hemmed sink before heading back out to her
>She isn't in the bed though, but right at the door
>Before you can backpedal she wraps the blanket around the both of you and drags you back to bed
>You try to push her away for some distance
>She lets out a giggle, your attempt for freedom ending up tickling her
>"Touching me already? Did you really need to pee or were you doing something else?"
>Haven't been awake 5 minutes and she is already calling you a pervert
>"No, I can still feel 'it'. Maybe I need to help you."
>The heat from her groin is more intense than the rest of her body
>It's like putting your dick next to a bonfire
>Maybe you should have taken care of it

>>14122085

>You check yourself over in the mirror
>Your plan is to look as normal as possible
>"Anon you're up next"
>You follow the Salamander to the stage
>"Anon if it helps, I would bet an entire paycheck for a date with you"
>That doesn't make you feel better
>Actually it kind of does, she must make what, 400 dollars per paycheck
>To think you might be worth that much, maybe even more
>"The next person up for auction is Anon Y. Mous. He is a real loner, but given time his heart will burn like a Hellhound"
>You're not a loner
>You just don't like crowds involving numerous potential rapist
>She gestures you to the stage
>As you make your entrance the crowd is mostly silent, a few whispers echoing
>"The base price is 25 dollars"
>Half the crowd raises their signs
>Within a minute your price has spiked to 450
>The highest price before you was 250
>After another minute of bidding you meet your final price
>"Sold to #87 for $975"
>You are guided back stage, now waiting for the auction to end
>The salamander from earlier comes up to you, her fire brighter than earlier and an angry expression carved into her face
>"Dammit Anon why do you have to look so nice, I was hoping no one would bid for you"
>You were too
"Who's the lucky lady who won me anyway?"
>"No idea, I stormed off when the price hit 500"
>Never before have you felt so objectified
>Maybe once before in Highschool, but that's something you don't want to bring up
>You spend the rest of the auction with the other guys, turns out most of them were blackmailed into this too
>After 20 minutes you are paired up with your buyers
>You feel bad for the guys unfortunate enough to get Manticores
>The poor bastards
>"Are you Anon?"
"Yeah, are you my temporary owner"
>You turn around to see your date
>All you see though is her chest clad in scales
>You look up, a dragon with blue hair that reaches down to her shoulders
"Yes, we're going now"
>Before you can object she grabs you by the wrist and drags you out
>Goddammit

>>14101674
Mine does.

>>14067043
Save me from what? Emilia is ever so nice to me.

Seriously speaking though, bishie idol getting molested behind the scenes by producers and other well-to-do MGs when?

Come on KC. You know you want to make one. Go on.

>>13747760
I DO WHAT I WANT.
What I want just happens to coincide with what you want.

Remember Easter is shit for shilling chocolate bunnies and not chocolate dragons.

A choice lies before you:

1. At the Mountains of Maddeningly Soft Hugs
2. Delinquent couple being too cool for school

>>13558684
>black dragon

Reminds me I did a bit of transparency dicking around while trying to remove most of the red from this immediately following the pout rerecolor the other day.