/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>42569876
Agreed. Hellhounds are for being bullied in school.

>>21696910

>>20465702

This is your kouhai for today.

>>20008970
>tfw you will never go to the range with your waifu

>>18583421

>"You play Magic?"
>"What's your friend code?"
>"I saw this theory online that sequel quality for games is always 1 is good, 2 sucks, 3 is best."
>"You haven't seen DEATH NOTE!?"
>"I put an emulator on the computer in journalism class so we can play Super Mario RPG and Street Fighter II. We have to use the keyboard though..."
>"Wanna spend the night? I got a case of soda and some frozen pizzas and we could co-op something. We used to all the time! I mean...yeah, we're older now and I'm a girl and you're a...but that doesn't matter, right? It's still ME and YOU, right?"
>We can still be best friends even if you see me as a girl...right?

>>17950657
No, more nerdwan.

>>17554691
That just makes the rare nerd hellhound all the more cute!

I had all weekend to do my law school, now I'm up at 4:30 writing briefs and reading pages on pages on pages of cases.

I wonder if I'm a simpleton.

>>17220338
Gonna tease that nerd until she violently rapes me!

I wanna walk my Hellhound childhood friend home from school, gently!

I want to be a Nerdhound's childhood friend and have a cute, awkward crush on her in primary school. Then, when she hit puberty, she'd become unable to control herself at my sight.

Our first time would be playing video games at her house. She'd suddenly go quiet and wide-eyed and start wildly rubbing her crotch on me immeadiately after releasing her first egg. Eventually she'd manage to guide me inside her and force me to shoot an immature, spermless blank deep inside her.

After that every time we me she'd use me as a meat puppet that has no other purpose than to fill her with my cum. When she ran into me at school, her eyes would flare up and she'd chase me down and force herself on me. She'd come ring my doorbell and the brutally take me right on the doorstep.

Eventually I'd stop crying and just lie there with empty eyes as she violated me. I'd remember the times, more distant with each rape, when we were just friends. Neither of us would be able to study with all that rape, and she'd quickly learn to make porn films of herself raping me to support us.

Living with me non-stop would finally let her calm down for a bit. After each rape she'd have a few hours clarity that she'd use to try to be friends with me again. But it would never be the same again. I couldn't relax as I lived in constant anticipation of the next rape. I wouldn't even be able to sleep through the night without being violated.

Eventually she'd graduate from taping the rapes to streaming our life online. Our viewers would love making bets over how long we'd manage to get in the game before she jumped me, or if she'd notice the salty taste when she lewdly licked my face while riding me.

>>16736874
I want to be a nerdhound tank's healslut!

>>16480650
Especially those who aren't big or strong like this heckpupper. She's so underdeveloped she wears the boys uniform, with a one-piece swimsuit underneath her clothes instead of underwear!
It might get tiresome walking to school with her every day, since she's so chatty and geeky. No one would blame you for getting embarassed and just ditching her one morning, although then you'd have to sit through her peeved lecture about how you didn't meet her this morning.
Doggirls sure can be a handful, can't they?

>>16378398
I love nerdhounds

>You will never walk home from school together with your cute dire hellhound classmate
Why live

>>16211947

Playing Titanfall 2 for 13 hours straight with my scary dog!

I have a mighty need for short haired tomboy Hellhounds wearing spats!

Nerdwan childhood friend who moves away, only for you to reunite with her years later and she's gone from an introverted nerd with messy hair and skinny body to a /fit/, outgoing, boisterous tomboy, complete with spats!

Let's get back onto the topic. How would a Hellhound take care of her children? Would she take them for walks? How would the other kids at the kindergarten or elementary school react to a Hellhound mother dropping her kids off?

>>15700596
This thing couldn't even rape a shota if it tried

>>15646965
>You will never play Strip Mario Party with a nerdwan