/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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>oh master, I thought I would try something new!
>I found these delightful little mushrooms growing beneath the tree in your yard. I hope you liked them in your tea.
>hmm? I'm glowing, you say? oh dear, master! you always were such a card!
>oh my. master, your eyes. were they always so... big?
>I fear I may have made a mistake...
>what do you mean, I'm a rainbow?
>I most certainly do NOT have a mountain for a face! goodness!
>and I am not a flaming eagle, either! Hmph!
>please, master, have a seat, I'll fetch your cigars... oh, goodness.
>looking up my petticoat like that... the nerve!
>I bid you good night, sir! How rude.