/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>17431809
I want to shiggity shoggity my shoggity shwiggity.

>>14495756
I will fire my maid today! And replace her with a vastly superior one!

>>14385300
They're also capable of replicating household items from their own matter. Who says they aren't also capable of altering their bodies like Succubi?

>>14141782
Shoggoth always best meido.

>>14105001
As you step through the scary door, a feeling of discomfort overwhelms you. It's pitch black, and there are no sounds or smells to follow, Only the cold floor beneath your feet. Your skin feels as if it were several sizes too small. With every movement of your body, every errant twitch, your skin grows tighter. Eventually, you are paralyzed in a net of flesh. Something tips you over, and your bottom lands on a rough, wooden surface. You try to cry for help, but your lips won't open. You try to take in more air, but your lungs won't expand. Your mind is sent into panic, and you fear that this is where your life will end. However, a there is a soothing voice a midst the chaos in your head.

"Welcome home, master"

A warm cushion is pressed against your lips, and a lukewarm liquid spills inside your mouth. Your skin slowly returns to it's cozy former self. However, your body still refuses to move. Dim lights flicker on, and you see a familiar face. She holds your head with a sweaty palm.

"You're finally here, master. I've been waiting so long."

I want to shoggoty shaggity a shoggoth's shog shiggity.

>>13889442
Are all the Cthulhu abominations going to be this smug?

>>13859143
Really? But master seems to like me an awful lot. You wouldn't want to upset him, would you?

>>13853908
I don't trust this maid.