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>> No.20842357 [View]

>>20842282
Don't choose one too high up or your dumb dog might hurt herself jumping off the balcony.

>> No.20842369 [View]
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>>20842357
Oh no! She's in the pit of spikes!

>> No.20842373 [View]

>>20842357
Fun fact: I once had a cat that thought it was a good idea to jump down from the fourth storey balcony.
Of course being a cat she was unharmed and learned nothing.

>> No.20842380 [View]

>>20842357
Should you pet every inch of her pampered body because you're so relieved she's unharmed, or cruelly punish it for doing something so dumb?

>> No.20842496 [View]
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>>20840809
Manticore
Anubis
Baphomet

>> No.20842566 [View]
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>>20842496

>a manticore that puts her tail up her own butt

not sure if hot or not hot

>> No.20842578 [View]

Its that time of the day anons,open the curtains wide to let the sun shine in and put a bag of garlic on your sleeping vampfu face

>> No.20842595 [View]

>>20840809
Vampire with doppelganger abilities,still unsure what MG would match her 'final form'

>> No.20842596 [View]

>when the jinko wife is angrily looking at the scale post valentines day

>> No.20842608 [View]

>>20842566
Would serve a unique purpose if you came in her ass and she samples her own ass.
As you said, not sure if hot or not hot

>> No.20842638 [View]

>>20842596
explain it was set on "human" and fine tune it so she can feel better

>> No.20842650 [View]

>>20842638
Anon, she may be a buff girl but she's not dumb enough to believe that gravity behaves differently on jinkos than humans.
Granted, I'm not the one thats going to be teasing her over it.

>> No.20842654 [View]

>>20842578
Hidoi.

>> No.20842700 [View]

>>20841836
Don’t you mean Kraftwerk?

>> No.20842711 [View]
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>>20842700
She's a model and she's looking good
I'd like to take her out that's understood

>> No.20842725 [View]

>>20842357
>Kobold is sitting out on the balcon, sad and forlorn because her husband had to leave for work
>Suddenly, she catches a familiar scent
>She jumps up and looks down to see that her husband is walking home
>She’s so excited that she begins waving wildly and jumping up and down to get him to notice her
>In all this excitement, she falls over the railing
>Anon, thinking about his annoying day at work sticks his arms out straight out in frustration
>Kobold falls right into his arms creating the perfect bridal carry
>”heheh Hi hubby! How was your day?”

>> No.20842733 [View]

>>20841912
That's the cutebound mod that Barb and Hdoomguy worked on right? i think they done an Anubis race for it too at one point.

>> No.20842737 [View]

>>20842711
I saw her on the cover of a magazine
Now, she's a big success, I want to fuck her again

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>>20842737
T-that's not how the lyrics go!

>> No.20842798 [View]

>>20842746
It is during the sound check
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KcmMpcjH-Es

>> No.20842810 [View]

>Hakutakus masturbating with Galilean Thermometers

>> No.20842822 [View]

>>20842810
>Hakutakus with Carl Sagan dakis

>> No.20842859 [View]

>>20842810
That seems dangerous.
Save the clenching for my tube, miss taku.

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What happens next?

>> No.20842962 [View]

>>20842958
They're both girls, so girl talk. I don't know what that entails.

>> No.20842975 [View]

>>20842962
>"So, uh, how do you keep your skin from drying out in this weather?"
>"I burrow miles and miles under the ground where it's cool and moist!"
>"Neat. I use a moisturizer the 'nuki sold me but I should try your way sometime too."

>> No.20842976 [View]

>>20842962
There is no sane man alive who does. The private talks of women are an imperceivable phenomenon

>> No.20842985 [View]

>>20842976
If what you're saying is true, how do you explain>>20842975

>> No.20842995 [View]

>>20842958
She's probably looking for a tomb to rob. And there she'll inevitably find a cured item.

>> No.20842997 [View]

>>20842995
Cursed*

>> No.20843023 [View]

>>20842958
>Are you also looking for a male?

>> No.20843043 [View]

>>20842958
>>20842929
These two combined give rise to
>I hate sand. It's coarse and gets everywhere.

>> No.20843073 [View]

>>20842076
>not mating pressing him then and there
Immersion ruined.

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>>20842975
>"Neat. I use a moisturizer the 'nuki sold me
How long til she sprouts horns and a tail?

>> No.20843161 [View]

>>20843090
She's gonna be fine. She has been feeling a little...gooey lately.

>> No.20843165 [View]

>>20843090
Raccoon girls with long hair are the best.

>> No.20843192 [View]
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New comfy sketch of the waifu and daughteru! Rtil is a great artist, I really love how it came out.

>> No.20843208 [View]

>>20843192
I agree, it's cute. Knowing you though, they're both wearing shibari ropes underneath their raincoats. I also find this acceptable.

>> No.20843232 [View]

>>20843192
Oh shit dude, that's more comfy than I'm used to from you compared to all the lewdness. Rtil seems popular with waifufags recently and for good reason, cute wife and daughteru.

>> No.20843235 [View]

>>20842596
Least she gets on it.
The cheshire just hovers over it.

>> No.20843241 [View]

>>20842822
>a race of erudites and scientists
>a glorified philistine and a clown of the scientific world
Probably nah. Also guess how I know you're a mutt?

>> No.20843252 [View]

>>20843208
I hadn't thought much about what they'd have on under there besides nothing. That definitely works too though anon, I like the way you think.

>>20843232
Thanks anon, I was finally able to get a slot on his patreon. In a way it's good he doesn't do lewd lolis, I've been wanting to get more non-lewd stuff for awhile now.

>> No.20843261 [View]

>>20843192
>>20843252
>doesn't do lewd lolis
>but latex raincoats are ok
???

>> No.20843269 [View]

>>20843192
C U T E

>> No.20843288 [View]

>>20843261
I never specified the material the coats were supposed to be made of anon, all I said in reference to that was shiny and then I showed a reference image. The coat in said image was PVC too, and that's a common material for raincoats.

>> No.20843306 [View]

>>20843192
This is surprisingly cute and pure. Nice one KDF

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>>20843261
>doesn't do lewd lolis

>> No.20843318 [View]

>>20843309
I was talking about the artist you shithead.

>> No.20843328 [View]

>>20843309
Kill yourself.