/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>35954616
>space outlaw Anon finally caught
>not after a grandiose fight
>not because dragon commander finally outwitted him
>not because he got tired of running
>but because he got constipated and couldn't shit for a week since his diet consists solely of carbs and salt
>dragon commander awkwardly waits outside the bathroom while Anon screams inside
>wonders if this is really worth it or if she should find someone a little more sane to kidnap

>>35957188
>dragon commander awkwardly waits outside the bathroom while Anon screams inside
thank you for the chuckle anon

>>35957188
I'm sure she'd still consider him a project.

>>35957254
>fufufu... It's finally come to this, outlaw~
>No! You fiend! I'll never give in!
>There's nowhere to run, human. Accept your fate!
>Never!
>Eat the Goddamn vegetable, Anon! I worked hard to cook this!
>NOOOOOO!

>>35957148
Beautiful, anon

>>35957286
>dragon cuisine
It's fried green tomatoes, isn't it?

I want a wife with dark skin and silver hair that isn't a dark elf

>>35957395
get back in the kithcen, cause that's where u belong

>>35957395
Satyr?

>>35957395
Take a dip into the ghoul pool, friend

What’s the best way to annoy different monster girls with incorrect information to the point the would just rape you to prove you wrong?

>>35956954
Only the sugar free gummies do that.

>>35957493
Just tell them that in the era of the previous demon lord (their species) were the size of cats and leapt from tree to tree

>>35957493
the empty egg carton to old single monsters or call them smelly

>>35957517
>confused mereshark noises

Time to walk to school with your very human, totally not at all a monster in disguise, childhood friend, Anon.

>>35957595
Well, IF she was a monster girl, what kind of monster girl would she be?
I hope someone that’s nice and let’s me do some kinky shit like handholding.

>>35957595
>childhood friend
why does she such big tits and ass and looks to be older than 25

>>35957659
Come on, anon, these days young human girls often have big breasts and asses. It's completely natural.

>>35957699
why refer to human girls not just girls?

>>35957595
She looks very old to be my child hood friend. Are you sure she’s not a old fox using her illusion magic to make her look like that to get some high schooler dick?

>>35957757
You really doubt your childhood friend who you've known for years?

>>35955034
monster girls against glass >

>>35957595
nah, I am going with this girl

>>35957771

>>35957787
V I R G I N

what's with this thread and veering into secondary 2hu memes so often? Is it that hard to just post monster girls?

>>35957883
Let's get back to mg rapes u rofl

>>35957883
We’re on a touhou board, it’s unavoidable.

So can I just ask out the monster girl cashier? I wounded how she would react.

>>35957595
Why are you so autistically obsessed with this? It's extremely annoying

>>35957940
She's not even supposed to be here today!

>>35957940
Just be considerate of other customers when you do.

>>35957940
>wounded
are you in the head?

>>35957940
>>35957958
I’d rather hang out with that loudmouth Kakuen girl and her Automaton friend that stands outside the store all day!

>>35957940
Here’s a great prank to do:
>go to grocery store
>at check out take a “phone call” and yell loudly about single and how virile you are and you wish that someone with great maternal instincts who can raise all 25 children that you want
>gets em every time

Have sex with lolis

>>35958057
Well that’s one way to get raped at the convenience store.

>>35958167
Wasn't that a Shirow Masamune series?

>>35958166

>>35958166
no, they can't handle me, only ccs and above can

>>35949488
There is always that village girl somewhere out there that a nobleman has a secret male heir with. I'd like to see how different species of monster girls react to learning about their secret half-brother.

>>35958218
Autism

>>35958208
CC lolis

>>35958186
You will be sexed by the lolis.
Accept the sexing and choose your loli, or refuse the sexing and one will be assigned to you.

Best accept it because you don't know if your assigned loli will be to your liking or not.

>>35958166
But I don’t even like Oingo Boingo!

>>35958166
Know your place, infant.

>>35958166
I love agressive lolis!