/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>36628889
Give them the same thing all human boys want

remember brutal mind shattering rape is the best rape, accept no less

>>36629063
but I only want gentle, hand-holding, babymaking rape with a hakutaku whispering in my ear how the process of impregnation works...

>>36629089
then it ain't rape, its making love

>>36629089
it's rape because we never met before and my legs are tied

>>36629102
>>36629097
meant to reply to you, sorry am inebriated goodnight

fuck sleeping

>Gremlin digs up old automaton
>Starts fixing her but gets confused when the data shows she's running an unknown script that's taking up entire terabytes of ramm
>It's several thousand sock puppet runescape accounts across multiple servers spamming "buying bf" at the Grand Exchange

Pandas dont get enough love :(

>>36629356
Need a Panda on the thicker side.

>>36628692
This is wrong: yes you don’t let your ears be molested, but you give her a total opening to rip down your pants and suck your dick!

>>36629389
helicopter manveuar

>manveuar
I think anon spun too much...

>>36628788
Hey whatever I did or didn’t do with my Dark Elf principal is none of your business, and the money I made was paid for my time and my time only. Anything else was done with a consenting teacher and student.

>>36628788
she told me fucking her was the assignment....

>>36627295
It still exists, though.

>>36616522

Hi, I am the guy that wrote that post. The sign read "looking for a tall muscular girl to protect me". The specific monstergirls KC said would likely find it delicious and go after you are Ogres, Minotaurs, Amazons and Hellhounds and other species he did not named. Jinkos if not in heat, would be worried about you and tell you that you are likely to be attacked if you are wearing that and ask if you are okay with that because they are "gentlemen", at which point it would be a good idea to get to know each other.

>>36629765
I relate to Jinkos now, that I know they are turbovirgins that have to make up reasons, to explain to the opposite sex why are they talking to her.

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>>36629833
>that I know they are turbovirgins that have to make up reasons, to explain to the opposite sex why are they talking to her.

Those are actually Dragons, the incels of MGEverse, which need to either be defeated by a man to justify becoming "lizards" or a "you are a fragile treasure that needs to be protected!" excuse to approach you. With some literally dying virgins just because they never found a man that gave them some of these 2 excuses.

>>36629765
Im gunna pick on a jinko for being such a massive fucking white knight.

>>36629833
Tigers are from India
Jinkos are just Indian men sexually harassing you on Facebook as a monster girl. Imagine what your dms would look like if they had internet access
>helo sir u have big cok can I see it?
>pls we make good sexy time I can assure you enjoy
>sir u are very handsome show cok and bals
>please respond bitch lasagna

>>36630206
>I showed bobs and vagene now answer me

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>>36630224
>>I showed bobs and vagene now answer me

But I asked you to show abs and bicep.

>>36630206
Tigers can also be from Russia.

>>36630381
Or China.

>>36630413
>>36630381
>>36630206
Snow tiger girls from not!Siberia, Chocolate tiger girls from not!India, Asian tiger girls from not!China Mountains

>>36630206
>>36630381
>>36630413
>>36630426
Either way; they are all stupid white knights who want to envelop you in their stupid big boobs!

>>36628788
sorry, can't hear you over my passing grades and the moaning of the teacher (my wife)

>>36630426
>Snow tiger girls from not!Siberia, Chocolate tiger girls from not!India

What about white fured chocolate skinned tiger girls?

If jinkos are from those countries, does it mean manticores are from not!africa and southwest Europe?
Imagine manticore with an Italian accent
>ey boy! Co'mere and let momma Manti-corre give you sum' taillovin'

>>36628788
I've seen you around, do you actually play inti creates stuff or just shitpost?

>>36630485
Not that guy but I do partake in their delicious slime girls

>>36630463
Manticores are from Persian myth aren't they?

>Had a dream about making a army of p'orcs by breeding them.
I have found my calling.

>>36630536
Yeah but the myth spreaded to all Mediterranean region.

>>36630581
I had a dream where I was trying to go up a practically vertical hill by clinging to trees but I couldn't reach the top because instead of a tree there was a microphone that probably couldn't support my weight.
It's an abstract kind of feel.

>>36630485
Yes, even Dragon Marked for Death

Does muscle milk work will I really become strong enough to pin a minotaur down if I drink it?

>>36630536
>tfw no cute brown, Iranian manticore gf to hate sunni dogs with

>>36630619
>Nightmare invades anons dreams
>Sees this
>Becomes so confused by the whole thing she can't even seduce him

Is the underground ghoul rape dungeon a dungeon where I rape ghouls or where ghouls rape me?

>>36630834
The weird part is this wasn't the first such hill I've struggled to scale in my dreams. Maybe she's waiting at the top?

>>36630861
>shy nightmare is shy even in the dreamland
>hides behind obstacles in dreams to slow anon down
>as he's about to reach her, she makes the obstacle impossible to overcome
Is this how sleephorses spill their spaghetti?

>>36630859
Depending on how lucky you are: Yes.

>>36630859
If I ask nicely, will the ghouls not rape me as hard?
What if I ask them to just hold me after they're done raping me?

>>36630887
Time to touch the untouchable, do the impossible
ROW ROW ROW

>>36629356
>>36629385
Maybe they can get more love by stopping all those human rights violations, organ harvesting, data and IP thefts, and cease their belligerent geopolitical tomfoolery.

>>36628865
h-haha yes I purposely got the riddle wrong! after all no one would be that stupid right?