/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>39793128
if i recall vampire lore correctly vampires have to sleep in the soil of their home land,

>>39793128
if it was seras

>>39793146
>haughty noble vampires actually sleep in a pile of dirt
what a bunch of losers

what is the ordinary day of an ordinary mg like?

>>39793062
Please give me source or name of that doujin please.

>>39793128
yeah, i might get suffocated tho

>>39791729
Undead

>>39793024
It'd be good, but it'd need something more to it than just being a hivemind harem. It'd be sad if it were only queen slime minus the goo. Maybe something like make it a yandere that picks a guy and sends out different bodies to seduce him. He thinks he's sleeping with a bunch of different women, but it's all just the legion. Slowly he becomes addicted to her mana and he starts instinctively approaching her bodies even though he has no idea it's all the same monster. Then one night he gets a room and tries to bed a new legion body only for the room to change. It's a hellish place filled with woman he recognizes. All of them are the women he slept with. In the center of them all is a demon, the heart of the legion. They milk him dry and let him go. But now he knows it's a hollow gesture. He'll never be truly free again. He's been marked by her. She knows where he is. She has a bodies everywhere. He's slept with her so many times, the mana has destroyed his ability to resist. He can run and hide all he wants, but one day a woman will approach him arms open wide and he'll walk into it willingly. And then he'll be back in the center of his harem again, only to be let go. Eventually he'll give up completely and ask to never leave. The heart will embrace him, and he is welcomed home.

>>39793293
holy shit, that would be amazing and the heart is extra shy in all reality but acts out differently in every body.

>Ogre Adventurer
>Big thug with an oversized weapon and scrap armor.
>Big Proponent of might makes right.
>Also exceedingly weak to massages.

>>39793320
That sounds like she's putting doppelganger out of a job. Although, kc does seem to like giving undead girls evolved versions Maybe doppelganger turns super yandere after being pent up too long.

>>39793390
How about legion is what happens when a ton of doppelgangers are lonely for too long and end up together as friends and decide to unite and become one to get laid

Impregnate ancient evils.

>>39793410
free ancient evils
romance ancient evils
marry ancient evils
impregnate ancient evils
make many not-so-ancient evils

>>39793407
Just need to remember to keep in the rule that you can pump a vanilla doppelganger with enough energy to turn her into a legion if you try hard enough. That rule is what keeps the base ghosts and zombies from being trash for me. Love the idea of being able to fuck your wife so hard she ascends into demigodhhod.

>>39793451
Thats a given with undead

Hey guys, I think my cat might be defective

>>39790761
Well at this point I'm firmly in love with the spider.

>>39793457
nope, thats typical wonderland cat

>>39793410
Will do.
Gonna enter the tomb of the arachne queen and romance that ancient spider.

>>39793464
Wonderwhatnow? I just ordered a regular catgirl

>>39793484
you got the improved kot package tho

>>39793484
Lilac cats from wonderland are known to be mischevious.

>>39793484
Looks like you got a free upgrade. You will never be bored and your nuts will be drained.

>>39793484
that's why you never choose the fun flavor when choosing kots

>>39793484
You didn't check any of the boxes

If you just want a Catgirl they'll fish around in the big bag of cats and give you whatever they pull out

>>39793491
>>39793492
>>39793505
>>39793521
>>39793610
How do I get her to stop

>>39793622
order a bogie, she'll teach the kot how to truly joke and have fun and not rely on memes

>>39793610
Sounds like a good way to end up with a black footed cat girl.

>>39793622
There should be a button inside her ass, didn't you read the manual?

>>39793622
it's too late anon, once she does her first trick you can't return her

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, prep for the weekend and take it easy with maybe a comfy grilling with the neighbors.
Or visit one of theirs if they invite you over.
Those minotaurs know a mean bbq.

>>39793610
>the big bag of cats
I’m jumping in.

>>39793663
You're just going to end up in a waiting room somewhere in the cat kingdom.

>>39793670
>waiting room
can you at least flirt with the cat receptionist? or do I have to keep reading "Cat Weekly"

>>39793691
Anon please, the waiting room isn't for guys, its for desperate cat women looking for a hubby.
You will be doing anything but wating.

>>39793694
>desperate cat women
>it's all cheshire
truly this is hell

>>39793694
Then it’s where I’m going.

>>39793715
Next Cheshire that teleports her ass into my face is getting her cheeks clapped like bongos. And I don't mean sexually.

>>39793024
Harem MGs are rather dangerous for me. It's extremely important that my waifu keep my self-destructive tendencies in check, or I'd probably throw myself into a crowd and never be seen again.

>>39793756
it's certainly a risk but i think i'm jealous and clingy enough i'd latch onto whoever romanced me first and not chase the nearest tail

>>39792558
>trusting a monstergirl with not doing something lewd ever
humanboys are just asking for it

>>39793818
i still want to try trust-falling with ms cheshire

>>39790420
B-B-B-BASED

>>39793756
I am not a harem man. I am a single waifu for laifu and many children man.

>>39793818
See? This is why human dick needs to be protected by angel pussy for thousands of years

>>39793723
>Enough was enough
>No more warnings
>This cat has just unleashed hell on her cheeks
>Anon's hand strikes down with the force of the gods
>His righteous fury enough to give nearby demons a mild stomachache
>The piercing crack of hand meeting flesh was loud enough to be hear three blocks down, second only to the cat's yelp of surprise
>Such was the force of the slap, the cheshire was nearly banished back to wonderland on the spot
>Satisfied with his work, Anon moves to pull his hand away
>Only to find it stuck to the cat's voluptuos, thoroughly tenderized ass
No matter what you do, with cheshires, you lose

>>39793847
>find the one Cheshire who's a masochist

>>39793846
slutty angelic hands typed this post