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This picture still creeps me out years later.

10/10 OP.

CRAZY Mikuｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

How come there are only 6 fingers when it appears that she has 8 cut off?

>>10010673
inside the cake

>>10010673
The other two are a surprise.

>>10010673
The fourth one on her right hand seems to be hanging on by a thread.

>>10010676
Why not put the others in there as well then?

Why is an android even bleeding?

>>10010690
It's cryptogenic organic liquid.

What makes this picture so uncomfortable is her sweat.

>>10010700
Stop saying that asshole

>>10010730
Never been in great pain? You sweat.

>>10010753
She's a robot though. They don't feel pain.

>>10010753
It never happens to me.

>>10010762
They can be programmed and manufactured to respond in a certain way given the correct stimuli.

>>10010785
Attentionwhore-chan, never had a broken bone or your guts spilling? I can tell from experience that you do sweath.

>>10012285
Not him but I had an organ explode, and I do not recall sweating too much.

>>10012306
Car accident? Had one of those. Was awake the whole time, which the doctors told me was a good thing, otherwise I could have died or worse, kidney go to hell and I would have a tube stuck in my belly for the rest of my life.

>>10012327
No, my appendix just blew the fuck up. Never found out why. Hell, it took me five days just to find out it happened.

http://oba-q-honpo.net/qt/webc/miku.html

>>10012332
Don't you die instantly? Please tell me more more, I feel like someday my abdomen will try to be gay and die on me and I want to know the signs

Thanks.
Are you going to give me a blowjob as a birthday present?

>>10012452
fix this with your hands
*whips out dick*

Miku no!

The cake will have to wait, we have to fix your hands!

>>10012445
You are supposed to. I did not, but you and I are not the same. If you try to hold yourself to the standards of survival I manage, you will die. Basically, if you feel a sharp and consistent pain the lasts for days, check it out, because it is a good sign something is either about to fail or pop.

>>10012456
>karate chops it like Sonya from Kill Me Baby

XD

>>10012457
What standards? Are you in the army?

>>10012470
No. I am a fat truNEET. What I do have, however, is extreme luck and a penchant for philosophy.

>>10012462
the fuck you doin bitch
i swear to god i will cut you

>>10012475
I know muay thai, I bet you can't beat me up.

>>10012490
I'll beat you up with my dick

>>10012498
Not likely, since I'm holding it right now.

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>>10012526
Oh crackers I just realized what that sounds like.

I mean, because I cut it off!

>>10012526
Well aren't you a dirty little slut.
I would eat crackers out of your arse hole.

>>10010662
somebody already posted in sparky4 style...

>>10012544
style this
*whips out dick*

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>>10012547
*whips out dick*

Yesterday was my birthday... I don't know how to feel about this.

>>10012550
feel this
*whips out dick*

>>10012550
happy late birthday anon-kun uguuuu~
still haven't moved out your parent's basement?
maybe next year sport!

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>>10012556
>happy late birthday
That's what I said to your mother

>>10012560
no need to bring my mother into it, anon-kun

that's just uncalled for

>>10012559
sieg heil

>>10012564
>no need to bring another child into this, anon-kun
quoting your mom

>>10012572
>tfw I've always wanted a younger sibling, but my mom says she's glad she stopped at one

>>10012580
she's just saying that, she wishes she stopped at 0

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>>10012539
Don't just misinterpret the things I say! I'm not a slut, take it back!

>>10012601
Sure, but only if you take this back
*whips out dick*

>>10012332
My appendix blew too, but it is not that bad. The pain is constant, yes, but could handle it for 4 days before I was taken to the hospital.

>>10012628
blow this
*whips out dick*

>>10012650
I will need a magnifier and a syringe first.

ur 2 sml brah

>>10012614
No returns on defective merchandise.

>>10012663
I've got a syringe right here
*whips out dick*

>>10012669
I'll merchandise your pussy.

>>10012673
That's more like a hypodermic needle, anon.

ownd4lyfe

>>10012751
*punches you in the cunt*

*grabs hold of your head as you lean forward*

*forces your head onto my crotch*

*holds your head down as you begin to choke on my fully erect penis*

*moan as you begin to gargle*

>>10012768
Sorry kid, you can write all the self inserting (as in inserting cocks into yourself) fanfiction you like, but you still are getting ownd.

>>10012784
*takes advantage of your wide open mouth*

*jams in cock*

*stretches your cheeks pushing dick against the insides of your mouth*

*slaps you in the face as I force my cock down your throat*

it's actually my birthday today, thanks OP it's a lot better than dinner with my grandmother

>>10012831
I've got your grandmother right here

*whips out dick*

>>10012807
You keep drawing your fanfiction, turbonerd.

>>10012868
I'll draw friction in your ass with my turbo-charged cock.
I'll plunder your buttocks with my pickaxe
I'll go fishing in your throat with my rod.

*binds your hands with your ribbon*

*forces you downwards on your knees*

*cums all over your tits*

*massages cum drenched cock with your tongue as you try to struggle free*