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>>10054191
Touhous are not all yokais. There are human too.

That sounds hove.

Well it would be kind of like fucking a trained bear.

Yuugi only hits me because she loves me. It was my fault anyway. I shouldn't have spilled the sake.

Rumia is cute.
I nominate her for the 'very cute touhou character' award.
VCTC for short

>>10054248
I'm way cuter. You should nominate me instead.

>>10054296
Are you a character from Touhou?

>>10054191
>wouldn't it bother you to have sex with a creature that can accidentally rip your hand (or head) off?

But that's part of the attraction.

Not every youkai is physically that strong nor can they necessarily bite harder than a human.

I highly doubt the toho I'd fuq will kill me

>>10054248
seconded

Youmu is no monster or psychopath. Safe to fuk.

I would rather be a touhou, instead of fuck one.

I dream of dressing in cute outfits and drinking tea all day.

I would eat burgers with my favorite 2hu

She only (sometimes) eats already dead/killed humans who were more than likely shitty people to begin with anyway that nobody will miss. And Rin keeps a constant supply coming her way, so it's not like she'll ever be hungry.

Who says I want to go to Gensokyo to fuck?
If all I wanted was easy sex I would do it in this world.
Going to Gensokyo for it would be such a waste
I just want to be in a enviroment with nice people and be friends with them and also have people who care for me

>>10054191
>wouldn't it bother you to have sex with a creature that can accidentally rip your hand (or head) off?
Part of the charm.
Regular women are boring as HELL.

thtas why everyone in /jp/ lifts nerd

you need to be strong to deal witha touhou

I do not want to have sex with a Touhou, I want to be in a loving relationship with her, so she would protect me not try to hurt me. We could have sex once we're married though.

>>10054575
Marisa will never put you in a headlock until you pass out

>>10054686
That's because I could break out of it.

>>10054309

She can probably kill with a word.

>>10054573
>>10054302

I second this; it's the same reason why I muscle-mod all of the women in Skyrim.

I blame being exposed to 'Xena: Warrior Princess' as a child.

>>10055013
I find muscular women become less attractive faster. I like my women small, pale, and a bit sickly.

>>10055047
Well vampires can rip your head off just as easily.

>>10055111
Incidentally, yes, my favorite Touhou is one of the vampires.

I'm in.

We've already discussed this.

You can live a happy life with Rumia if you're a cannibal who is also a family man.

>>10055368
That without the nails is the greatest thing.

>>10055686

Until one day she gets drunk and her instincts kick in.

>>10055748

Who cares about the nails?

She bit him. That means she's pumping him full of her digestive fluids.

>>10055935
Without that too. Just the holding on like that during sex is the greatest.

>>10054191
>But seriously,
Indeed. Lots of men would love to be killed that way for some reason.
I was surprised too when I heard that, but I can somewhat understand the why now, even though I still refuse to end up that way.

>>10054191
by now you should realize none of us would want to have sex with anyone due to

It always kind of bothered me that the youkai didn't have some kind of youkai form.

The transformation from cute girl to horrific monster would make it all the more worthwhile.

>accidentally rip your hand or head off

I'm fairly sure they can restrain their strength. If they couldn't, they'd find themselves with far more issues just putting on a shirt. Seriously, try putting on a shirt with enough force to rip a guy's head off, that shit doesn't work.

>>10056124
Well, look at the animal youkai.
Thanks to Orin we know that they are able to switch back and forth.
Shou was a tiger but it's stated that she has been in human form for so long that she simply forgot how to change back.

I'd assume it's the same for most youkai, also I'd imagine that many youkai don't even have a youkai form for example natural humanoids like Alice

>>10056125
What if the shirt is just part of the "cute girl form" illusion?

>>10056125

People can have problems with restraining themselves while fucking.

>>10056130
I'm still disappointed over Keine's "were" form consisting of horns and a green dress.

I mean, I know ZUN has his own style and all, but a youkai is a youkai. At least follow the traditional description.

>>10056150
Keine is a special case.
"Were" kinda implies that she was originally human but turned into a half youkai after being bitten, like with a werewolf right?

>>10056139

So top them. Problem solved.

The thought of putting my penis in a vagina really turns me on.

>>10056198
Sick, dude.

>>10056198
benis in vagina :----D

>>10056203
>>10056212
I wasn't joking, guys.

>>10054191
I'm sure a domestic dispute would end with you being turned into a little red smear.

>>10054191
touhous don't care
touhous live this way

I like Touhous but I'm not interested in sex with any of them.

I would love to play with the fairies though, I'm sure we'd have lots of fun.

Well... If according to old myths with supernatural + human pairing. You'd be actually in pretty good role. Usually supernatural are totally in love with human. So you can have role of bitch if you like. Though usually in stories this ends up with human getting murdered in some very gruesome way.

There's a youkai that exists just to mess up human/youkai marriages. Their tools of choice are scissors. The night before the wedding, this youkai would sneak into the human's room, and cut all of their hair off, because cutting one's hair signified that you were going to be a monk. In the best case scenario the marriage would be put off until the human could grow their hair out again. In the worst case scenario the fiance-youkai would kill the human for taking monk vows right before the wedding.

>>10057183
If foiled, they also appear right at weddings and cut the bride's hair as a gesture of spite because they're fun-hating jerks. Attacks on young girls are also known, because they're fun-hating jerks who are also pedophiles.

There are plenty of reasons to suspect that there are several kamikiri posting on /jp/. Should be hard to type with claws.

>>10055686
Rumia has the strength of a normal adult human.

She'd be harmless drunk.

>>10057554
Before something tragic happens to you, let me assure you that drunken normal adult humans are far from harmless

>>10057554

PMiSS clearly states that she's much stronger than humans. To the point resistance is impossible.

Everybody talks about fucking Vampires all the time.

But seriously, wouldn't it bother you to have sex with a creature that can accidentally rip your hand (or head) off?

Not even mentioning the whole blood sucking thing. Just imaging how domestic violence with a Vampire would look like.

>>10058544
How about the fact that you're having sex with a corpse. A corpse man.

>>10058544
That bothers me too. Why would anyone want something to do with someone that looks like he is freshly dead, is cold to the touch, feeds on the living and lack souls?

They are such horrid aberrations that nature will not tolerate them.

>>10058574
>>10058577
This is turning me on enormously.

>>10058109
>>10058122
So I guess then the only recourse is to become a youkai yourself.

>>10058599
How does one become a youkai anyway

>>10058605

There are any number of ways. Magic, being bitten, consuming the flesh of a youkai, being returned from the dead etc.

>>10057105
I'm sure candy would solve any potential problems.

>>10058615
Hey little girl this may sound crazy but can I maybe eat a chunk of your leg or arm or something?

What do you mean you're the one going to do the eating around here

oh

whoops

can you at least raise me for the dead

>>10058680
Pretty sure it was established that a normal human can overpower Rumia pretty easily.

>>10058690
Not in strength, but you could probably outsmart her.

>You seem to fly around aimlessly in the afternoon, but what do you do at night?

>Nothing much. I just fly around at night too.

>So a lifestyle without any real goal in mind. Lately, it feels like there are more youkai who don't feel like learning or working. It's quite depressing.

/jp/

>wanting to have sex with anything female in the first place

Typical plebian scum.

>>10056125

I'm more concerned about where Youkai get their frilly dresses in the first place.

Well someone might say that when they poof into existence, the clothes are included. But what about when they get damaged, or worn out, or dirty? Do Youkai have an innate knowledge of how to repair clean and maintain their outfits? Do their clothes just regenerate like they do when they get hurt? What if they wear something else and lose their original clothes, does a new outfit pop into existence? What if they find their old clothes afterwards, they have two sets? Could they just create infinite clothing this way?

This is the shit I think about when I'm bored. And god do I get bored a lot.

Having an eternally young wife is worth few broken bones.

>>10058832
Magic.

>>10058848

I'm going to be completely honest and blunt here.

Fuck you.

>>10058832
If they were real they would wear normal clothes, just like everyone else. It's the simplest explanation.

Alternatively they could go naked. Their bodies always stay perfect and no one tells them what they can or can't do. Why even bother with clothes?

>>10058894
Agreed.
Running around naked would easily attract more human men to eat.

>>10058894
That's unfashionable.

>>10058894
>Why even bother with clothes?

Because that's bad

>>10058577

In pretty much all settings vampires can temporally make their bodies warm and more human like.

And people want to fuck vampires because their bites are supposed to feel as good or better than sex. And their blood is more addictive than strongest narcotics.

>>10058894

They are little girls with actual fashion sense. Not like those modern day human sluts.

>>10054191
that pic is stupid, who would sit with his eyes at the level of the table

makes me think of a beta /jp/sie who retracts from her and hide