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Beach Whore n.


1. A sand skank who likes to get banged

>> No.10071670

I wish to be a sand skank.

>> No.10071672

I want to bang the sand skank

>> No.10071673

Are there sand skanks that don't like to get banged?

>> No.10071674

For fuck sakes Youmu, why are you carrying your swords to the beach? It limits access to your rear end if you put it up like that.

Youmu is a pure maiden and is not a whore, skank, slut or bitch.

>> No.10071677

>>10071673
Well, if you don't count lesbian sex as getting banged, I suppose skank dykes fit your bill.

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>>10071674

But she's with Yuyuko for quite a while, so...

>> No.10071688

>>10071674

Aren't the swords part of her appeal, though?

>> No.10071704

Youmu's underarms

>> No.10071709

Does Youmu know what sex is?

>> No.10071722

>>10071688
That is true. For that alone the swords can be dealt with.

And is it me, or does her face remind me of Saten-san a bit?

>> No.10071728

>>10071709
She'll soon find out.

>> No.10071729

>>10071722

Coincidence or a sign? YOU DECIDE.

>> No.10071796

>tfw I'll never be a sand skank

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10071858

Did somebody say sand skank?

>> No.10071878

>>10071858

Please don't think lewd thoughts about Satorin.

>> No.10071912

>>10071674
Please don't misuse spoilers.

>> No.10071924

>>10071912
It's a surprise box

>> No.10071937

>>10071924
that is the cutest thing i have ever read and i am goingto say it everytime the quote autist posts.

>> No.10071938

>>10071673
Yes, but they like to use their victims for all their worth.
They prey on innocent people who'd fall for them because of their cute body and make them do a lot of work for them(rubbing suntan lotion on them, bringing them food, finding the shady spots, etc.)
They're too unwilling to have sex, so when they're done, the most the prey can hope for is a quick footjob under a beach towel if anything at all. A sand skank like that would never touch your dick with her hands or mouth.

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Gensokyo has so many sand skanks

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>> No.10071982

>>10071937
Get out of /jp/ please.

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>> No.10071997

It's only natural, Youmu is a girl.

>> No.10072043

are there any more sand skanks

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Yay! Let's have fun on the beach boys!

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>>10072043
They come in many sizes

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I wonder if Lunarians consider fucking Earth humans bestiality.

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>> No.10072121

>>10072094
Do you consider fucking niggers bestiality?

>> No.10072125

>>10072121

That's not the same. Not even close actually.

They are divine beings.

>> No.10072127

>>10072094
Would they even consider fucking Earth humans?

>> No.10072132

>>10072127

Most would probably find it disgusting. And they have hot as fuck rabbit fucktoys.

But people have different tastes. If there are humans who like to fuck pigs there probably are lunarians who like to fuck humans.

>> No.10072138

>>10072127
Since it's presumably considered extremely unclean there must be some that have fetish for it.

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>> No.10072195

>>10072138

Especially considering those moon princesses lived for thousands of years. They must be bored beyond belief.

>> No.10072200

>>10072195
Yorihime and toyohime did have a pet human once. Twice, if you count reimus short stay.

>> No.10072207

>>10072200

I want to be their pet human...

>> No.10072222

>>10072207
Even if they don't feed you or play with you?

>> No.10072230

>>10072222
As long as they acknowledge me every now and then, I wouldn't mind.

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10072264

What's Youmu's DEEP♂DARK♂FANTASY

>> No.10072267

>>10072222

I'd start playing with the rabbits then.

>> No.10072273

Post the abused Youmu please

>> No.10072287

>>10072264
To skip a whole day of work and eat anything she wants.

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>>10072273

>> No.10072425

>>10072306
How impolite

>> No.10072547

>>10072222

I'll bite their slippers and piss on the floor then.

>> No.10072558

>>10072547
That would be fucking hilarious to see

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