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How are you NEETing up your day? I'm going to watch some anime, learn Japanese, read a book, and think about life.

Also are you taking it easy?

>> No.10137880

Grind vocab for 4 hours.

>> No.10137888

>>10137880
>Grind vocab for 4 hours.

How is that even possible. I spend about 5-10 minutes to learn 3 words and I'm done.

>> No.10137893

I want to take it easy today, but tomorrow my shrink will be visiting my home again so that's probably not going to happen. It would be fine if it was just another obese woman, but it looks like they've decided to try some shrink in training on me instead. It's really awkward because she's younger than I am and I know how these conversations go better than her by now.

I hope you enjoyed my story.

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>>10137888
>How is that even possible. I spend about 5-10 minutes to learn 3 words and I'm done.

If you have a vocab of thousand words or more then reviewing takes some time obviously

>> No.10137899

>>10137893
Yes I do thanks for sharing. How old are you.

>> No.10137900

Clean room
Learning, reading and thinking, all in one day

I'm detecting large amounts of normal in the sector.

>> No.10137902

How do you affort all that nice stuff? I just have an empty room with an old mattress and an old computer.

>> No.10137901

>>10137899
I'm 25, she's 24.

>> No.10137903

Objection!

Learning japanese and thinking about life counts as both education, and as training.
Therefore you are not Not in Employment, Education or Training.

Unless that was your point. In that case, ignore this.

>> No.10137906

Space Channel 5! I've wanted to play it for a while, and now I have finally downloaded the ISO. Will start it up soon.

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>>10137903
Learning things by yourself without getting certified does not count as education.

>> No.10137911

Use this thread as the general NEET one.

>> No.10137914

>>10137907
It does.
But is doesn't for the BIG EVIL JEW RULING OVER THE WORLD. You need to make him money for him to recognize you as a non NEET.

>> No.10137915

>>10137911
Can I use you as my general cum dumpster? Please say yes, thank you.

>> No.10137921
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10137921

Playing video games all day instead of looking for a job.

I wonder how long I can sustain this status quo...

>> No.10137925

oh jesus christ
i've got no fuckin job man

>> No.10137929

My parents told me that I should go to college if they were to pay for my do-nothing lifestyle. I have been going to college and getting decent grades without putting any effort besides doing the bare minimum which means taking tests/quizzes and doing the assignments I get.

I had to comply with their orders, and 4 years later after doing some things on the side that have netted me some cash, I'm finally graduating, and I'm scared about what to do next.

My options are to suck it up and get a soul-sucking jerb or live off the cash I made for the rest of my life. What would you do in my position?

>> No.10137936

>>10137929
I would probably kill myself in your position. No joke. I am nothing without my mom. There is no other plausible way to sustain my physical body.

>> No.10137938

At this moment I'm drinking some tea and playing Gunbound with a friend and asking the other players about their sisters, or if the other players are female asking what color their panties are.

>> No.10137939

>>10137929
>live off the cash I made for the rest of my life.
Do you even have enough to last a life time?

>> No.10137940

>>10137888
>I spend about 5-10 minutes to learn 3 words and I'm done.

Good thing not everyone is as lazy as you.

>> No.10137946

>>10137888
You're lucky, dude. That used to be my absolute maxmium, and then I just gave up. I desperately want to learn the language, but I'm afraid of keeping a commitment.

>> No.10137945

>>10137929
Depends on how much money you've got saved up and the welfare system in your country, but if it's not much I'd try to settle for a part-time job in which you do not meet with other people, have constant access to a PC and a modest salary.

>> No.10137950
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10137950

I will learn 50 new kanji today. That's about it.

>> No.10137948

I've been avoiding getting a haircut for a few months now, and I start to get sick of hair already. Do you think I'll regret just shaving my hair off myself when I have to go shopping next time?

>> No.10137954

>>10137939
So far, I got about as much as what 3 people making 10/hr for 40 hours for 35 years make.

>> No.10137964

I'm still trying to make money from the internet, my websites make together 3 dollars a day, sometimes 10. I can barely get google to pay me each month.
I want to try earning money from youtube videos, but I'm too shy for that.
The other option would be start a kickstarter scam. But that one would be rather difficult to pull off.

>> No.10137971

>>10137964
that feminist bitch got $158,000 and she is three months behind her first video and chances are she never will make one since kickstarter doesn't force you to do what you promised to your backers. Its like giving money to a bum saying he needs it for food and then he walks to a booze store.

>> No.10137969

>>10137964
Have you tried streaming video games? Even if you don't play popular games, there are people like me who will watch your stream if you're playing niche or untranslated games. I heard it makes a decent amount of money.

>> No.10137973

I'm going to class.

:)

>> No.10137975

>>10137971
Good. I'm glad all of the feminist idiots who gave her money got scammed. Fuck all of them.

>> No.10137977

>>10137969
I was planning something like that playing really obscure games or heavily modded ones.

>>10137971
Yeah that was anita, maybe I should promise a feminist game or something

>> No.10137978

I'm in class. Had work earlier today.
Going to go home and play some Touhou, watch some Ouran, and maybe go to the gym later and try to finish up a book afterwards.

I dunno.

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I explored the web outside /jp/.

>> No.10137980

>>10137971
What's wrong with bums? What's wrong with buying booze?

>> No.10137981

>>10137978
This thread is for NEETs. Please stop posting here.

>> No.10137985

Drawing all day. Best way to use the sustem to your advantage is to try to get employment in somehing you enjoy. You guys should look for translator jobs or something, maybe even teach privately if you feel confident enough.

>> No.10137984

>>10137969
You can get a lot of viewers if you know Japanese and stream new console games that will take at least half a year to reach the west. If you're fun to listen to and know how to converse with your viewers you can always get a lot of viewers no matter which game, but I don't expect that from most of /jp/.

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10137986

Probably gonna bake some more bread, make some more green tea, finish up yotsuba, then go on to watching cardcaptor sakura and TTGL.

That is if imageboards don't get in my damn way.

>>10137915

Sure anon, you can cum in any hole you want.

>> No.10137992

>>10137986
that asshole looks delicious, maeks my benis :DDD stand ub

>> No.10137991

Since you so eagerly want to share your uneventful lives with complete strangers, why not obtain a handful of "e-friends" so you can harass/fondle each other with your real life events without subjecting the whole board to it?

Bringing real life to a board that thrives on escapism is highly insensitive.

>> No.10137993

>>10137981
But I don't party or have friends :-C
A-and I love m-my /jp/


:-C
pls dont hate me

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10137994

>>10137991
Crossboarder please go

>> No.10137997

>>10137954

Oh poor you. You just don't know what to do and have so money problems.

Get bent, the fact that someone in your situation is complaining like that makes me want to either kill you, or rob you of all your money. Because you certainly don't deserve it.

>> No.10137998

>>10137996
Thanks :)

I wish I knew you IRL so I could have a friend for once....

We could play phantasmagoria together.

>> No.10137996

>>10137993
It's okay, I don't hate you Anonymous. Some people have no other choice, as government support is not handed out everywhere and not everyone's parents are nice.

>> No.10137999

>>10137991
u college jealous? gdi bitter because money mine? more strong, squat big?

jealous of my bitter babby beta? gdi scum frat castle jeans?

HEY GDI FAGGOTS WHY CRY? MAD THAT PUSSY NO GET? BITTER AT BUSINESS? CONNECTIONS? QUESTION ME, ANGRY?

just because i get party pussy means you mad alcohol!? beer bbq jealous at me?

u frat greek? money? get mad at money? i make more stuff better so i better than you mad!

make business connection make 4034K year/month? yeah frat jalous

legit no homo, business connections = party legit

>> No.10138002

>>10137998
Would definitely be nice, but I am a monster. I'll keep you in my thoughts, though.

>> No.10138006

Just got back from school, I plan on NEETing it up the rest of the night

>> No.10138011

>>10138006
GRR I AM SO MADE!!!

>> No.10138014

>>10137994
Thank those /q/ueer lobbyists.

>>10137954
Hahaha and he still whines. Pathetic manchild.

>> No.10138016

>>10137902


Financial aid

>> No.10138028

Why are people so cruel to each other?

>> No.10138035
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>>10138028

>> No.10138037

>>10137954
so what did you do "on the side" to get over 2 million in 4 years?

>> No.10138038

Just got out of class, gonna NEET it up with some anime and porn!

>> No.10138043

>>10138038

I can tell. School in the States JUST got out. For the east that is.

>> No.10138044

>>10138028
They lack compassion.

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>>10137901
You know what you must do.

>> No.10138060

>>10138037
>>10138037

It's the same guy that posted the other day about having 2 mil, with a timestamped pic of his bank account and everything. He claims he made some program to train government employees to do their job, whatever that means. He was very vague about it no matter how much you asked, and I honestly didn't believe him, and think it's just his parents money.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S10122887

He seems to like bringing up the fact that he has money a lot. As if it's going to make people like him or something.

>> No.10138067

A guy I know makes cash out of WoW by selling gold and shit for real money, got like 2000 in a few months.

>> No.10138064

My package said it should be here today but the mail already came I'm officially worried.

>> No.10138069

>>10138064
Don't worry, it'll show up eventually. Just relax.

>> No.10138071

Well since I fapped already, I'm gonna learn 10 kanji, after making sure I KNOW those from yesterday.
Then I'll watch some Anime.
Then I'll browse /a/ like I always do, because I'm an /a/non.

>> No.10138090

>>10138060
What a piece of shit

>> No.10138096

>>10138071
epic :--D

>> No.10138099

>>10138071
I watched an hour of anime today, can't watch anymore because it zaps my will power.

>> No.10138107

>>10138099
I watched 4 of Binbougami ga, 3 of Kino no Tabi, 2 of Gintama and half an ahour of Kara no Kyoukai 6 because it was boring.

>> No.10138113

>>10138107

>Binbougami ga

I can't believe I stuck through that piece of shit. I gave it a 1/10.

I don't even understand how something could be that horrible, and not even the good kind of bad, just bad.

>> No.10138116

>>10138064
UPS forgot to load my package today and got rescheduled.

>> No.10138122

I wonder how much money I could make if I learned enough Japanese to pass Japanese N3 and put up some stickers on buses, subways etc offering private lessons.

Of course getting there would require a lot of time, effort and money. And i hear japanese courses are incredibly slow

>> No.10138129

>>10138099
anime overdose xD

>> No.10138132

>>10138107
Great. How are you finding Kino no Tabi? I thought it was an interesting show.

>> No.10138134

>>10137878
That looks way too fancy and neat to be a NEET room.

>> No.10138136

>>10138113
Meh, the jokes are lame, it has nothing on Gintama, but even so it's not the shittiest shit I've seen. I dropped Accel World around ep 7, I just couldn't take that fat ass anymore

>> No.10138156

The 2TB Seagate HDD my grandparents bought just arrived. I can't open it up until Christmas, so I have no idea if it's DOA or not.

>> No.10138157

>>10138134
the thinkpad proves he is legit

>> No.10138162

>>10138132
Nice. It feels like reading a book, or like making the "journey" with Kino. But so far Mushishi > Kino > Mononoke.

>> No.10138161

>>10138129
thank you for this epic post. Literally cant stop lollin IRL.

>> No.10138173

How does one stay awake? I need tips. I'm actually going to go outside after midnight tonight to explore the city, but I woke up a long time ago. I don't want to postpone it for a few reasons.

>> No.10138176

>>10137925
/thread

>> No.10138204

>>10138173
Wanna switch? My sleeping problems are destroying my sanity.

>> No.10138213

>>10138173

I stay on the computer 24/7 so it's natural for me to stay awake.

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>>10138204
Keep trying, anon. I've been going to sleep at 11AM and waking up around 8PM for the past few months, but was somehow about to get back to a reasonable schedule of falling asleep around midnight and waking up between 7AM and 11AM within the past week. If I can do it, so can you.

>> No.10138227

>>10138217
You're so fucking stupid holy shit.

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>>10138227
That's a pretty mean thing to say. Why am I "so fucking stupid"?

>> No.10138235

>>10137888
Are you just lazy or too retarded to learn more?

>> No.10138239

>>10138204
How are they destroying your sanity? I'm going to assume you've started being a NEET only very recently, so you're not used to it yet. I was like that for the first few months, too. Then I just naturally accepted my sporadic sleeping schedule. That being no schedule at all.

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10138237

So, who is the NEET king of /jp/?

>> No.10138242

>>10138232
Don't listen to the bully. You're awesome.

>> No.10138243

Smoke tobacco everyday.

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>>10138242
Thanks anon! You too!

>> No.10138250

>>10138243
Isn't it "smoke /weed/ every day"?

>> No.10138254

>>10137898
I'm not looking forward to increasing my rep time

Right now I have around 300 words/kanji in my memrise long term so I review about 50-100 of those every day and that is usually around 20 or 30 minutes.

Then I learn 10-20 new kanji which can take anywhere from 20 minutes to an hour, then review those and the new ones from the last few days which takes another 30 minutes.

Once I actually get up to the high numbers like 1000 I can see this taking multiple hours easily...

>> No.10138262

I wish I was NEETing it up. I'm about to fail a music class like a retard. Sometimes that little voice in my head that says to drop the class is actually right, and not just my brain being a dick.

>> No.10138269

>>10138262
How does your brain turn into a cock?

>> No.10138273

>>10138232
You think real sleeping problems can be fixed with 'lol go to bed earlier XP youll feel better!' ? There are people with actual insomnia and other issues that have shit to do with just liking to stay up late.

>> No.10138294

>>10138262
On the topic of music class, I don't care very much for music teachers.

I've only had to take two music classes in my life and both teachers were very rude. They were the standard classes you had to take in Elementary and the first teacher was a mean man and would bully me in front of the whole class. The second teacher was a lady and yelled at me+kicked me out of class for playing off beat with the triangle or something. She made me cry because I was never kicked out of class and was afraid of getting in trouble with my parents.

They're no better than School Coaches in my book.

>> No.10138298

my kanji lessons are killing me slowly

>> No.10138301

I've only just realized after being NEET for almost eight years that forcing yourself into a sleep schedule is pretty much uselesss for a NEET. All those months of trying to go to sleep only to get a couple hours of sleep before waking up and feeling deprived feel like some kind of self-torture.

After giving up I've fallen into a sort of natural sleep cycle where I'm awake for 24-30 hours, asleep for 12-15, then awake for 13-18, asleep for 9-12 before starting over again from the 24-30 point. I have no trouble falling asleep like this and I stay asleep.

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>>10138273
Maybe you should say "I have insomnia" then, asshole. "I have sleeping problems bawww" sounds like "I go to bed at stupid hours and I want to complain about that" to 99% of people if you don't clarify.

Every person with insomnia I've met online has been a total faggot that freaks out over the slightest thing. I suppose you're justified in acting that way, given your condition, but I hope you understand that literally no one wants to talk to someone like that.

>> No.10138309

>>10138294
Same story with arts teachers. Dunno why but arts and music teachers tend to have loads of mental problems.

>> No.10138314

>>10138306
I'm not even him you dumb crossboarding piece of shit. Some people just have common sense unlike your 6 year old level amateur diagnosing ass.

>> No.10138319

>>10138294
Thankfully my teachers cool. Goofy sense of humor and patient. It's just too much stuff for my brain to process in a few months. I think I'll just stop going and work on making music with that time instead of learning how to write it out on a staff.

>> No.10138320

>>10138309
There's a link between creativity and mental illness. I'll just link to Wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creativity_and_mental_illness

>> No.10138361

>>10138314
My apologies, asshole. I wasn't trying to diagnose anyone, I just assumed he was someone with the same condition of sleeping at stupid hours as myself.

Most people do not have insomnia.
Most people do not know anyone who has true insomnia.
Most of the time when people say they have "sleeping problems," they mean "my sleeping schedule is aligned to a strange pattern that differs from the norm of going to sleep between 8 and midnight and waking up between 6 and 9, and this is causing some sort of problem in my life."

Therefore, it should not surprise you that most people read "My sleeping problems are destroying my sanity" and assume that the person in question is simply over exaggerating their problems with their strange sleep schedule, not admitting that they have an actual, diagnosed sleeping disorder. Don't take my word for it, at least one other person ITT assumed the same thing.

>> No.10138376

>>10138361
Reminds me feminists who get offended at every little thing, even if it wasn't aimed to make them angry. I understand that people are sensitive about things, though. I understand that they may be afflicted with something that brings them a lot of misery and it makes them upset when somebody else talks about it like it's nothing.

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>>10137878

How comfortable is that chair OP?
Please go into detail.

>> No.10138391

>>10138294
I had one in kindergarten. My percussion instrument was fascinating to me so I played it once without thinking while bitch music teacher was talking, and she got really mad and took it away and so I sat in a chair crying while everyone else got to play the song.

>> No.10138397

>>10138376
I get that. I feel sorry for insomnia-anon, even if I called him a faggot. Still, I never said "lol it's ok!! just sleep ur insomnia away," I was offering advice to what I thought was a fellow anon with a stupid sleeping schedule. I hope he realizes that.

>> No.10138399

>>10138361
You got tricked, tryhard.

>> No.10138401

>>10138309
>>10138319
>>10138320
I went into a primary Arts school that also taught standard classes for Middle School. For 6th grade I went with Art class because I took a ton of Art classes in grade school that would actually pull me out of the main class, but the Art teacher for this school essentially said my drawings were garbage. For 7th grade I went with Creative Writing because my friends were taking it and I vowed to never draw again, but the teacher in that class said my vocabulary/word use was garbage. (I'm in the 7th grade for a Southern art school, what the fuck?)

I have no idea how I got into that School if all the teachers thought I was garbage. You just can't win with these people until you hit High School. Sorry for blogging but I hate "Arts" nonsense and most Art/Music/Creative Writing/etc. teachers.

>> No.10138408

>>10138391
You should become an awesome percussionist. Show that bitch what's up.

>> No.10138406

>>10138397

The way you type is cute as HELL
Please ignore the bullies.

>> No.10138411

>>10138391
Wow so you're one of those aspies that bang percussions while the teacher is talking.

protip: Everyone hated your guts you little shithead.

>> No.10138413

Rosetta Stone for 8 hours.

I can learn vocab all day, but when it comes to listening I can't understand shit even if I know all the words being said.

>> No.10138416

Do many hikis smoke weed? I've been wondering.

>> No.10138419

>>10138408
I'll just start killing women who look like her.

>> No.10138424

>>10138416
I want to but I'm afraid my parents will notice.

>> No.10138431

This thread is all over the place.

>> No.10138433

>>10138431

Like one person is talking about art and other music and then kanji and weed what the fuck.

>> No.10138434

>>10138424

Buy/make` edibles if you're worried about smell

>> No.10138437

What kind of diapers do you guys wear?

>> No.10138441

>>10138401
I think a lot of it is these people didn't "make it". So they start teaching. Some find it enjoyable to pass on their knowledge. Others just get even more bitter after that and yell at kindergarten kids like total swine.

>> No.10138446

>>10138434
Brownies will light up the whole block, even if you use mids.

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>>10138416
I went from everyday to once every two weeks or so.
The weed I get is indica and I'm sick of couchlock

>> No.10138467

>>10138416
>>10138449

Go back to your home board

>> No.10138468

I'm so NEET :( I havent left my house in 2 days and i quit my job last week. haha i havent showered since yesterday either, such a shut-in xD

>> No.10138469

>>10138449

I'm not sure what I'm smoking bit considering I always fall asleep almost it's probably indicate too.

>> No.10138471

>>10138387

Not OP, but I have used that chair before. The seat is too short and the arms are too high, and there isn't any way to adjust it.

>> No.10138473

>>10138467

Which is? All sorts of people smoke weed you can't stereotype me based on that.

>> No.10138478

>>10138416
Do you even understand what hikki means you dumb bitch?

>> No.10138482

>>10138478

This. You have to have people skills, contacts, and money to get weed.

>> No.10138485

I'm about to take a shower and then go to the store to buy some chicken wings and hot sauce. I found out how to make a nice sauce so I'm having hot wings for dinner tonight.

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>>10138478
>>10138482

>they don't know about the tor network for buying drugs online

>> No.10138487

>>10138478
>>10138482
Isn't there a /jp/sie lurking here whose mother brings him weed every week?

>> No.10138496

>>10138487

yes

>> No.10138492

>>10138478
It's what your mother left on my neck.

>> No.10138505

>>10138490
Why is Pepe opening his mouth like that? He should be happy.

>> No.10138501

>>10138482
My mother has offered to buy me weed.

>> No.10138502

>>10138441
There are a lot of unhappy older women too. The teachers who went by "Ms."

>> No.10138503

>>10138468
I know that hiki feel. my friends ditched me last weekend and no one would give me a ride to the party so ive been a hiki all this week. i just cant take it easy at work and im not answering my phone friends texts

>> No.10138507

>>10138490
I enjoyed reporting your shitty post.

>> No.10138510

>>10138503
Dude I haven't got any pussy in like 2 weeks, I'm such a shut in haha

>> No.10138519

>>10138510
Shit bro, I know exactly what you're saying. But it's fine cause I'm going out for a ride with my nigger friends pstriple 50cent 420

>> No.10138522

>>10138510

who social life otaku here

>> No.10138527

>>10138510
real. such is the life of a TruNEET.

>> No.10138533

When I first found out about loli, I pronounced it law-lie.

>> No.10138537

>>10138533
Now you say it rori though, right?

>> No.10138562

When I went to order my blue koala pajamas I realized they were out of stock. I hope they restock soon...

>> No.10138569

>>10138562

>pyjamas

Why? Just sleep in your underwear or clothes if it's cold.

>> No.10138576

>>10138533
I still say it that way. I don't say it to other people.

>> No.10138580

>>10138569
Pajamas are more comfortable than both of those options.

>> No.10138588
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10138588

How do you deal with your bitter ruminations?

>> No.10138586

>>10138562

Those sound neat.

>> No.10138592

>>10138569
I just want something comfortable and cute to lounge around in.

>> No.10138598

>>10138592
Panties and knee socks.

>> No.10138665

>>10138537
That is correct.

>> No.10138754

>>10138588
Three possibilities.

If I feel angry, I listen to aggressive and violent music while jumping around and dancing in my room. The jumping around and dancing too, is aggressive and violent. As if I am trying to demand something from this universe with every ounce of physical strength in my body.

If I feel more like a hopeless victim, I put on solemn music in which I'd imagine myself dying to. Then I cry a lot in weird poses. As if I am trying to demand something from this universe with every ounce of my mental capacity.

If I feel absolutely numb, I put on specific electronic music to enhance that numbness and go into a somewhat psychedelic trance. As if I've left this world. And I just sit there.

Thanks for reading.

>> No.10138829

I'm no amerifat so I can pronounce japanese perfectly.

>> No.10138847

I just woke up, and I'll try to watch anime and play video games.
Unless I end up browsing 4chan the entire day as usual.

>> No.10138864

I wish to be a NEET.
I'm happiest in my house and I'm close to vomiting after a workday, I hate it out there.
Sadly my government a shit and I don't get enough mental health benefits to sustain myself, plus my mother would never finance me due to her own feelings about mooching from society.

>> No.10138935

>>10138237
you are :)

>> No.10139065

>>10138864
Me too except I don't expect anyone, including my government, to give me anything.

>> No.10139082

Times like this I wish I were a NEET. How would you tell someone they're going to die real soon without coming off as an autistic asshole?

>> No.10139109 [DELETED] 

>>10139082
Are you a doctor or something?

>> No.10139201

>>10139109
Fresh student with the whole reality sinking in. An older friend had to deliver some awful news for the first time and it didn't go over well so he's now drinking heavily. Others are really jaded about the whole thing. I'm starting to doubt whether I can handle that - getting desensitized to or screwing up life/death where I'm involved. Heh, being a heart surgeon or oncologist is out but even wannabe GPs have to do hospital residence for a while. I can't begin to imagine what having someone die on my watch would do to me. Cadavers just aren't the same.

>> No.10139274

I have that exact same chair.

It's a piece of shit and I hate it the fucking fake leather keeps flaking off and I get all this black crap scattered all over my floor and it sticks to my pants sometimes once I even found bits of synthetic leather in my asscrack after taking a shit I mean what the fuck dude thats gross

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>starve for half a day
>finally break down and order pizza for the first time in years
>realize that I ordered a bunch of pizzas for myself and it looks really bad
>put on my best clothes and practice lines
>turn on television and loud music
>pizza guy shows up
>crack open door
>"Oh great you brough th-"
>turn and shout at an empty room
>"HEY GUYS THE FOOD'S HERE! PIZZA'S HERE EVERYONE!"
>fumble him the money
>"It's gonna be hard to divide this bill because there's like a dozen people here! Haha!"
>slam door shut
>eat all of it by myself

>> No.10139303

>>10139285
Remember to tip him, I've noticed from my experience observing people that popular people tip well.

>> No.10139308

>>10139285
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

>> No.10139315

>>10139303
1,000,000 post thread.

>> No.10139319

>>10139285
Jeez that's a pretty big quote

I don't know who said that in this thread though and you didn't link to any posts

>> No.10139322

>>10139303
I'll tip him this
*whips out penis*

>> No.10139373

Who actually watches anime anymore?
What a loser.

>> No.10139377

>>10139373
Agreed.

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10139383

get a job fagets

>> No.10139398

>>10138754
The last line before thanks for reading was enjoyable. Thanks for posting it.

>> No.10139402

>>10139383
lol Dungeon Masters don't have levels, what a dumbass. Would not hire.

>> No.10139407

>>10139383
u didnt put an email on it

>> No.10139413

>>10139383
I-is this what they call "ironic resume" otaku??

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>>10139413

>> No.10139452

>>10139419
awesome

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>>10139452
want to see an epic picture /b/ro?

>> No.10139461

>>10139457
not awesome. do NOT endorse apple products.

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>>10139419
looks like something that they could use in The Bing Bang Theory

>> No.10139470

>>10139461
Enjoy your viruses Windowsfag

>> No.10139478

>>10139470
enjoy steve jobs decomposing cock in your mouth applefag

>> No.10139490 [DELETED] 

>>10139461
Apple has been a subsidiary of Microsoft since the late 90s. The idea is they appeal to the trendy kids while the wannabe-nerd kids and gamers say, "No! Apple suck! Microsoft is better!" thus endorsing other Microsoft products.

Either way, Microsoft win and you lose.

Install the Linux operating system (preferably without GNU) or OpenBSD.

>> No.10139512

>>10139490
prove that it's a subsidiary

>> No.10139521

>>10139490
What the hell is Linux? Is that some nerd shit or something?

>> No.10139544

>>10139490
>Install the Linux operating system (preferably without GNU)
What am I reading

>> No.10139542

I've payed bills, ordered refill for my meds, cleaned my room, rubbed one out, bought an ssd, doing some computer maintenance at the moment, and then I will either read WA2 introductory or MLA chronicles 2 TDA1 OR read re:birth colony

>> No.10139554 [DELETED] 

>>10139544
That is, run the Linux kernel but get yourself a real UNIX toolchain. I recommend Heirloom or Plan 9 from User Space (ironically not UNIX, but still more UNIX than GNU).

GNU's Not UNIX and therefore it teaches you bad habits. Most GNU folk I've spoken to don't even know how to use pipes, they just use --long-option file like it says in the TeXinfo page.

>> No.10139572

I just watched the viral trailer for Pacific Rim, I'm so excited for this and the Godzilla remake. I almost never go to the movie theaters but this might be an exception.

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10139573

>>10139461

>> No.10139578

ONe thing that's great about the internet is that I can order sex toys directly to my front door.

My collection of lewd thing has increased by 100% this year. I don't know how much longer I can hide them.

>> No.10139603 [DELETED] 

>>10139573
Can the baby use a Mac?

>> No.10139667

>>10139603
Yeah they're so easy and they just work

>> No.10139972

I keep watching videos of morbid things like people committing suicide. I think I might be obsessed with this stuff. How do I remedy this urge? I don't want to screw up my mental health.

>> No.10139984

>>10139972
Watch the Faces of Death.

>> No.10139999

>>10139984
Why are you being so mean to me. This can seriously impact my mental health if it goes on. I just want somebody to help me. Please.

>> No.10140012

>>10139999

How are you sure it will affect your mental health?

Quit making assumptions and enjoy babies getting decapitated.

>> No.10140022

>>10140012
I guess I'm not at peace with death right now. Also, every time I have tried shrooms/LSD/DMT/ayahuasca, it has been a terrible experience. I don't know what is wrong with me.

>> No.10140036

>>10139972
omg ur sick

>> No.10140048

why is this thread so gay and stupid compared to other neet threads?

>> No.10140061

Has anyone ever cleaned out dust and hair from their headphone drivers?

>> No.10140672

What the fuck. This thread is disgusting. Kill yourselves out of /jp/.

>> No.10142212

Just listening to TeddyLoid remixes and taking it easy.

>> No.10142252

>>10138239
Two years. I've become afraid of supernatural monsters and I occasionally check my apartment for surveillance devices.

>> No.10142271

>>10142252
Are you >>10141267?

>> No.10142333

>>10140672

Why?

>> No.10142369

>>10142271
No, but I've posted earlier this year.

>> No.10142373

I'm watching some NBA stuff and maybe rewatch marimite later.

>> No.10142377

>>10142333
because /q/ NEET shit is shit

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best NEET room ever

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>>10142397

>> No.10142406

>>10139972
http://www.documentingreality.com

>> No.10142409

>>10142397
packrat =/= neet room.

>> No.10142422

>>10137878

>ThinkPad

/g/ detected.

I should clean my room, it's a mess, but I'm sick.

>> No.10142465 [DELETED] 

>>10139554
I use GNU toolset because it's forced upon me. I hate stallman and its GPL worshipers more than anything, but how do you recommend installing, for example, a BSD toolchain instead?

>> No.10142516

>>10138406
Please compliment my writing too.

>> No.10142522
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10142522

I just NEETed all over your moms.

>> No.10142534 [DELETED] 

>>10142465

How can you hate someone who just stands up for what he believes in? It's not forced upon you, you fucking faggot. It's not RMS' fault that the Linux community combined GNU and Linux, nor is it his fault that this is an unwritten standard within Linux today.

>> No.10142616

>>10138416
I want to, but I'm afraid to use the silkroads and I can't exactly leave my house.

what are the odds of getting caught? Do any /jp/sies have any tips?

>> No.10142725

>>10137979
Which part of the web is this?

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10142770

I'm just going to suppress my depressing thoughts with Anime, Games and Internet. Just like i did yesterday....And the day after that....And the day after that.....

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couldn't NEET it up today
pic related

>> No.10142853

>>10139972
Do share!

It's kind of, you know, my fetish.

>> No.10142866

while we're sort of on the subject, i remember seeing a 3DPD movie a long time ago where a slut was on top of a guy and they were fucking in the graveyard, but then a piece of a tombstone broke off and fell on his face and he died and then she was like ahhh what the fuck.

does anyone know what im talking about?

>> No.10142877

How is this Otaku Culture?

>> No.10142879

>>10142866
yeah that stupid zombie film

>> No.10142894

>>10137948

Until a couple of months ago I had a ponytail down to the middle of my back. I shaved it all off and have no regrets, it's so much more convenient to have short hair.

>> No.10142908

>>10142866
11:14

>> No.10142912

>>10142894
I did the same thing, but over a year ago now. No regrets whatsoever

>> No.10142920

>>10137948

having a skin head makes you look fashionable, cool and a real tough guy. it's the best haircut, requires little maintenance and never goes out of style. i'm going to run the clippers over my head and take a shower right now

just fucking do it, it will look better than your current nasty greasy hair and 100000x better than a ponytail like >>10142894

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