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Eat my turd.

>>10300386
big white nigger lips

Her butt looks like a B

>>10300401
I will never see a capital b the same way ever again.

>>10300420
Now you'll see Flan's butt instead. Isn't it nice?

It took me a while to make sure that was flandre. She needs to have a flat and bony loli ass.

>>10300420
Don't be so ßeta anon-kun.

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the ftes afford me barely enough time to turn his head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse mu eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungsare permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot

>>10300386

Delete it and save it for 2:00 am

yeah it's nice lewd as hell for sfw christian ( buhdist? ) /jp/ though

>>10300386
Just think, with an ass like that you wouldn't even need penetration. Just hotdogging her while imagining the look of disgust on Sakuya's face as she has to hand wash my semen out of the back of Flan's delicate dress would be plenty enough to make me cum.