/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>10456260
Would you eat a mini Ika?

It's what I usually get.

How I survive as a british NEET

>>10456268
dog meat

>>10456264
>chicken fried chicken
what?

>>10456264
I dont know how you can eat those, that is probably the worst fucking one that banquet makes.

>>10456264
Ugh. Banquet is such terrible food. Tastes good, but so bad for you.

>>10456271
Chicken and Mushroom tastes like arse. Bombay badboy is the one you want.

>>10456292
BBB is for batty boys only.

it's a pancake with a sausage in it
60 seconds and I'm good for another 10 hours
this has been my typical breakfast/lunch for over a year now
like $.50 each too
>>10456264
I actually stopped eating those when I started living the dream
no real reason, just weird coincidence I guess

What NEET eats are best for dietos?

I eat >>10456271
and other various assortments of noodles, but they're all a bit fatty aren't they?

>>10456301
corndog

>>10456287
I think between those and all the fast food I ate over the years, I'm starting to feel abit of pain around my heart area.

>>10456306

>>10456306
that picture is why I started
except I added my own breakfast twist to it

>>10456296
Slag

>>10456313
well done anon-kun
>>10456311
おいしいですね

>>10456325

>>10456330

>>>>10456337

>>10456340

1. frozen pizza
2. pasta
3. nissin yakisoba

Cancer can go fuck itself

>>10456343

I eat a lot of brown rice pasta with organic sausage and tomato sauce.

Youkai just LOVE human flesh burgers. ❤

>>10456264

Banquet is nasty as hell. Just where do they get their chicken nuggets from?

On Monday my mother made this really good spicy, mexican vegetables and chicken stuff and I loved it. Yesterday I had some Chow Mein shrimp noodles if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Today I didn't have anything besides my usual breakfast bar. I never eat anything on Wednesdays. But for tomorrow for later I have a frozen Pizzeria Uno pizza in the freezer. I also have some honey wings left over from last weeks Chinese delivery food. I can just throw those in the microwave. Besides that my freezer is also stuffed with some jalapeno poppers and a little sweet potato fries left. Around the house besides that I have a bunch of chips and popcorn to make in the kitchen or candy and cereal (cinnamon toast crunch) in my room for snacks.

>>10456365
Considering all the garbage I eat from the frozen food section I shouldn't be talking but yes Banquet does have some of the worst frozen food out there.

This, mostly. Cooked, obviously.

>>10456305
Eggs, cottage cheese, tuna, chicken, turkey, veg, fruit, oatz. Spices help considerably, ask /fit/ for further information. It all takes minutes to prepare and actually tastes good so there's really no reason to eat yourself into a noodly grave just because you think that's what a TRUNEET should do.

Nothing like warm noodles on a cold winter day like today.

>>10456430
Gotta love prepackaged noodles in all their many varieties to choose from. I enjoy them so much that when there isn't any left it's almost sad.

>>10456305
cheap grains

25 year old NEET presiding...

My 28 year old sister brings me McDonald's or Chinese food every day after work. I'm waiting for it now, actually.

She's bringing me this and some fish McBites in like 10 mins...... Shit's gonna be so cash!

>>10456469
Presiding over what, the local ILGA chapter?

>>10456484
Finland has awful taste.

>>10456484
My favorite energy drink is Spike Shooter. One can of this shit and your flying. I have one can left over but I'm not drinking it this week.

>>10456467
Shellless cashews? That's way too expensive. The NEET nut is peanuts, in the shell.

I brew my own coffee. When I'm lazy, I just drink Mr. Brown.

>>10456263
Actually I would since I love squid and octopus. Fried squid is the best and I get to eat mini octopus almost every weekend at some buffet.

>>10456497
I love shelled peanuts too! I can snack on them all day.

Hello fellow NEETs! I enjoy snacking on these suckers.

>>10456524
Are you a grade school kid?

I eat the American way

>>10456529
No I would post dunkaroos if i was!

>>10456531
>8 stuks, per stuk

I just eat beans, brown rice and eggs. If I eat much else I shit blood for a week, it's cheap aswell.

>>10456529
I see. So eating cheese pretzels is something only kids do where you come from, anon?

>>10456546
you've not been blessed with good organs it appears...

I can't be the only one who uses their NEET time to make nice meals for themself, right?

>>10456550
If you wanted to eat pretzels and cheese, you would buy them separately, not get one of those combo packs designed for lunch boxes. It's cheaper that way and you would get better food, too.

>>10456560
I like the fake cheese taste.

>>10456554
I know I have a stomach ulcer, it doesn't really explain the blood though. Oh well, if I drop dead it's not like I do anything productive.

Red Blue

>>10456569
I have some bad hemorrhoids. I fear the the shitting-time every day.

>>10456564
Processed cheese is cheaper in bulk, too.

>>10456560
you eat with your brain anon, not with your mouth

Who else is in love with Rice Crispy treats here? I never get sick of snacking on them.

>>10456578
>Girls with hemorrhoids in scat videos
>Rectum comes out see all the nasty blood and deformed asshole
muh dick

What the fuck is "NEET food"?

If it's "what's cheapest" it sure isn't anything in this thread.

>>10456583
Do you make them yourself?

Chex mix, pizza rolls, frozen pizza, split pea soup, and golden oreos. I weigh 225 lbs and am 6'2 but I think I will live to the ripe old age of 38

>>10456564
Me too I love any kind of store bought queso and some jalapeno cheese dip stuff I can get at the dollar store is awesome as it almost never goes bad.

>>10456583
I love them but they're expensive and I can't be assed to make them myself.

>>10456591
Nope, I should try that though. Must be pretty simple so an idiot like me can't possibly screw it up too much.

>>10456589
NEET is a /jp/ euphemism for college student. Note how most things in this thread is what college students eat and not what unemployed people would eat.

>>10456589
NEETs live extravagant lives of convenient prepared food and masturbation

>>10456604
I used to make them as child. The only thing you might need to buy would be a glass pyrex dish.

>>10456608
Corn dogs, egg yolk, fresh vegetables, and fresh fruit all make me sick

>>10456610
I bet this post doesn't even need spoilers. Can someone check for me and confirm?

>>10456619
It's a spoiler to the true nature of /jp/.

>>10456610
I figured it would be something like that.

>>10456610
wait am i the only actually unemployed person who still lives at home and does nothing on here?

>>10456610
Hey now, I live at home with my mother buying groceries and she has a job

>>10456624
There's no need for something like that. The post style would better suit /a/b/v/.

>>10456631
You too. Please go away.

>>10456631
No, I have been a NEET for eight years. I don't live at home though. Thanks UK government for paying my rent and council tax.

>>10456637
Your whining would be better suited to /q/, but of course, you don't give a shit, and neither does he.

>>10456639
Spoiler misuse is grounds for being banned. It's written in the FAQ. You'd think he would care about how he posts with that in mind.

My family enjoys instant noodle so we always have a nice variety.

>>10456643
Fuck off to >>>/q/ already.

>>10456645
Fuck off with the spoilers.

I eat whatever my moms cooks, sometimes i cook for myself mostly eggs, bacon, beans and rice. I eat granola, chips or a chocolate bar mostly snicker for a quick snack.

Janitor! An autist is shitting up the NEET thread with his forced memes!

>>10456646
I agree to stop using spoiler tags. Done. Now fuck off to >>>/q/.

>>10456651
Why did you use them then? Why do you let these guys use them? You should think about how you apply yourself to your beliefs.

>>10456652
>Why did you use them then?
I didn't.

>Why do you let these guys use them?
I am not an administrator. I cannot stop him from using spoiler tags any more than I can kill him dead in real life.

>You should think about how you apply yourself to your beliefs.
You should think about taking your unwanted whining to /q/.

>>10456648
Granola is really good but the good stuff is so expensive.

>>10456654
What's with you and /q/? Why are you obsessed with getting people to post there?

If there's a problem limited to the users of a certain board, the problem should be discussed by the users of that board. A person can't assume others (in this case, those two) will follow and post in threads asking them to stop.

>>10456656
Buy it in bulk from your local health food shop.

>>10456643
It's funny because the only thing that gets deleted is your whiny posts.

>>10456663
>What's with you and /q/? Why are you obsessed with getting people to post there?
Because I'm sick of retards like you shitting up a thread every time they see something they don't like.

>If there's a problem limited to the users of a certain board, the problem should be discussed by the users of that board.
If you insist on arguing about what belongs or doesn't belong in /jp/, you should do it in /q/.

>>10456669
I don't see how that's funny.

straight out the can

>>10456672
It's funny because you're warning other people about possible moderator action, when you're the only one who ever gets sanctioned by moderation when this topic comes up.

>>10456671
Please don't call me a retard. Flaming is against rules. Even if I went to /q/, posting about spoiler misuse in /q/ would be like posting about greentext misuse; nobody would care because they all do it.

Ask /jp/ about greentext and spoilers, and you'll see that a majority of its posters don't want to see either. This is very much a board-related topic and like I said, you can't assume others will follow from /jp/ to /q/.

>>10456663
No all that does is derail perfectly fine threads like this whenever some autist feels the need to assume something about everyone in it and then all of sudden everyone's having a giant argument about it that never gets anywhere because some people always need something to complain about. So that's why there's /q/, the containment board for whiny posters.

>>10456679
>Ask /jp/ about greentext and spoilers, and you'll see that a majority of its posters don't want to see either.
We've had this exact discussion before. There is no way for you to get an accurate count of "what /jp/ wants," but I would wager that a majority of /jp/ wants you stop whining about this dumb shit.

>>10456677
Some guy had his post deleted just yesterday. Threads are deleted all the time because of spoiler misuse in the OP. Stop being biased to the things you let yourself see.

sage sage sage sage sage sage

>>10456271
>>10456292
Curtously of Poundland.

>>10456682
>There is no way for you to get an accurate count of "what /jp/ wants,"

Simple, you ask/post in /jp/.

>>10456687
We're currently two to one in favor of telling you to fuck off. Please go away.

>>10456689
There's no way to tell how many people are posting in a thread if you're not part of the staff. For all I know, you two could be those two guys who used spoilers and are trying to defend your shitposting.

>>10456693
So, is there or isn't there a way for you to get an accurate count of "what /jp/ wants"?

I think it's pretty funny that no one on /jp/ gave a shit about "spoiler misuse" until that one guy forced it.
I wonder if the people who actually care about spoilers are new here and trying to fit in or just stupid.

>>10456689
how about you fuck yourself with a nigger from niger

>>10456700
>I wonder if the people who actually care about spoilers are new here and trying to fit in or just stupid.
It's just the one guy trolling autists all day.

>>10456697
>>10456687 with a staff member to check for duplicate posters.

Why can't you think of these things yourself?

>>10456552
I can go through a box of those in a day. LOVE me so Cheez-its.

>>10456703
Do you find it plausible in the slightest that a staff member will enter a metathread in /jp/ to count votes?

>>10456705
Who said anything about plausibility? You asked how.

>>10456700
To me, it's just another means of helping to bar harmful immigrants.

>>10456631
No, I'm a NEET as well although I'm trying to at least change that status to Freeter or student.

>>10456709
It's pretty much the same as greentext misuse. Both are distruptive and both are things nobody here wants to see.

>>10456707
You claimed that if I asked /jp/ about whether or not they cared about spoilers, I would see that a majority of its posters don't want to see either. Now you've admitted that there's no plausible way for me to see what constitutes a majority, rendering your claim pointless.

Tortilla shells slathered with peanut butter and rolled up. Jelly optional.

>>10456720
Do you find it plausible that a staff member will enter a metathread in /jp/ to count votes?

>>10456717
If you want a plausible way, just add asking a mod in there. Done.

>>10456722
Yeah, sure.

>>10456724
That's a load of shit and you know it, but since it's come down to that, we're done here.

>>10456727
You won't know until you ask. Also, whether you like it or not, spoiler misuse is still listed as being grounds for a ban.

>>10456686
>>10456296
innit

Canned Tuna.
If you wanna be fancy, mix with mashed avocado and Tabasco sauce and throw it in a salad or between some bread.

I snack on straight spinach. It's healthy for you, and I don't get bored of the taste, perfect munch food. It's also fun to eat like a rabbit sometimes.

>>10456758
do you wash it before hand?

>>10456758
Enjoy your E. Coli

>>10456833
Of course.

>>10456853
You're silly.

>>10456719
That with just peanut butter actually sounds good if you warmed it up. I like tortilla chips with taco sauce, crushed red pepper, and topped with mozzarella cheese. Then I throw it in the microwave, even better in the oven.

/jp/- Hypertension and Diabetes

Fried herb chicken with wild rice.

I like to cook.

>>10456918
go to bed matryoshka

>>10456631

7 years going strong for me. ;_;

>>10456927

But it's like 5 PM!

Peanut chicken and white rice.

>>10456918
That looks good!

I just got back from the store with some wings I'm gonna fry up on saturday. Some coated in plain bbq sauce and others coated in hot sauce and honey mustard. Gonna taste so awesome. Someone in the house is also making bbq pulled pork too.

>>10456918

That's tiny, there's more plate than food.

I live on a diet of KFC, instant ramen, coffee and amphetamines

>>10456935

I really wish I could make BBQ pulled pork, but I have no idea how to make it without a crockpot. How do you make yours?

>>10456937

I am tiny and that is as much as I can eat.

>>10456937
Not everyone is a pig American where you just dump slop on a tray and call it food.

>>10456947

I'm not american, just poor

>>10456944
You can buy smaller plates.

>>10456937
Is this you?

>>10456953

My boyfriend that I live with eats more food than me.

>>10456952

Nah I don't like steak only fried chicken.

>>10456962

faggot

buy yourself a rice cooker and a 20 LB bag of rice

this can be used for every meal possible, you just have to add small stuff to it

for example, for breakfast, add some egg, for dinner, add some chicken

it is a very otaku way to make food

>>10456971
There are no rice cookers in my country. Do you happen to know where I can buy one online with international shipping?

>>10456969

I'm not gay.

>>10456971

This is what I do, but sometimes I make 1 cup of rice and eat half of it with ketchup and sesame seeds. Is it weird to eat ketchup on rice? I always liked it more than soy sauce and soy sauce just feels weird with rice.

>>10456976
What terrible country do you live in that doesn't have rice as a major staple food?

>>10456989
rice cookers you fucking idiot.

It's cheap, it's filling, it's healthy, it should be in your daily diet.

>>10456952
That looks amazing.

>>10456988
you're the fag with the boyfriend?

listen, make your boyfriend cum on your rice and eat it

I like rice with tuna and vegetables.

>>10456977
Then what are you??

>>10456940
Someone is doing just that, putting it in a crock pot till it's done then pulling it apart and adding bbq sauce. I never made it myself before.

http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/urname/MeidoAnon/

jobless /vg/ shitposter comes to /jp/

del

>>10456484
>>10456495
>>10456496
you guys should be drinking this.

>>10457025

A girl.

>>10457031

I've been here a long time. I am that girl that posted Gumi pictures.

>>10457049
btw im a girl

>>10457049
girls don't exist, silly

>>10457050
Wanna go out with me?

>>10457058
If she hadn't apparently already found someone desperate enough to put up with her batshit insane ass, she probably would bud

>>10457050
Welcome to my filter, attention whore.


So, /jp/, as an insomniac NEET, is it a good idea to make typical breakfast food in the middle of the night?

>>10457031
She hasn't been here long, but she's probably been here longer than you.

>>10457071
get a blog you fucking faggot

nobody cares when you make your food

christ

>>10457071
>as an insomniac NEET, is it a good idea to make typical breakfast food in the middle of the night?

>Look at me guys I'm being a real NEET just like you!

It doesn't matter when you eat your food, hypocrite.

>>10457082
>>10457078
Back to redit, adventurers.

I hope you le epik troll some people over there, where you belong.

>>10457086

Why do the /a/tards carry a constant stench of self-important flustered butthurtery around with them?

>>10457071

I do it so you can filter me if you wish, it's only polite.

>>10457086
Fuck off to /r9k/, you entitled blogging faggot.

>>10457097
>>10457099