/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Not otaku culture.

>>10574071
Aint cannibalism if you're not a human.

>>10574081
Logically this would mean they eat other rokurokubi.

>it sure is warming up.
No it isn't, summer ended last week.

feel when you're about to enjoy the company of two lovely females in bed when their necks start stretching out and they eat each other

Any youkai who don't eat humans?

>>10574113
Kappa? Is he harmless?

>>10574116
Kappa don't eat humans, but trick them into drowning usually.

Unless you bow at it, then the dish on top of its head will spill, killing kappa.

They like sumo and cucumbers.

>>10574168
No need to die over spilled water.

How can I become a youkai?

>>10574190
How do I get a qt3.14 youkai kanojo? ;_;

>>10574168
moral of story: always be polite. japanese people are polite

>>10574264
Murder is not polite.

>>10574289
Among youkai culture, it's probably considered to be plenty polite. After all, many of them only see humans as targets for attacking, so if that was taken away, then they would have no regard at all for them.

In addition to that, the simple act of eating is actually very significant: you are what you eat, after all.

In that way, it wouldn't be surprising if there were many of them who would consider the killing of humans, and especially the eating of them, to be a great compliment to the humans in question.

>>10574190
Abandon your common sense, but not your logic. Before long, even if you don't do anything to them, the humans will start attacking you. After a sufficient amount of time has passed, the humans will do your work for you: your life as a human will be taken away, and you will most likely be enraged at the loss of something that you highly valued. Cue revenge.

Or, you can just meditate every day.

>>10574116
>>10574168

You kidding? Kappa kill their victims by drowning them and sucking out their entrails through their anus.

(Apparently this is how this particular youkai was conceived of - drowned bodies that are waterlogged and distended often do look as though their innards are coming out their ass.)

So Jeffery Dahmer was really a youkai?

If youkai like to eat humans, then why do they dress up as humans? That's like dressing up as a cow to eat cow.

>>10574706
wolf in sheeps clothing

>>10574706
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aggressive_mimicry

>>10574721
>>10574709
>The metaphor of a wolf in sheep's clothing can be used as an analogy, but with the caveat that mimics are not intentionally deceiving their prey. For example, indigenous Australians who dress up as and imitate kangaroos when hunting would not be considered aggressive mimics, nor would a human angler.

Youkai choose to look human.

>>10574706
>Dress up like a cow.
Leather jacket.
Leather belt.
Leather shoes.

Pass the hamburger, please.

>>10574735
So by association, wearing an article of cotton clothing mean you're dressing up as a cotton plant.

>>10574724
Not every youkai is a shapeshifter. Or are they? I'm not very versed in the subject.

>>10574738
that picture always makes me giggle

>>10574724
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves