/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Start digging. We've got a Youmu to free and warm up.

laugh at le durk

>>10976819
ebin

kawaii

Can you beat Touhoes by just piling snow on them? Fucking weak, wow.

What are Ms. Konpaku policies on rewards? Does she offer sex to her savior? Because otherwise is rape all the way through.

>>10977485

You could remove just enough snow that her ass was visible, then take off her pants and leave her there for passers-by to laugh at.

Dig her out, give her a nice warm bath and put her to bed.

>>10977493

Youmu is a grown woman who could kill you in an instant. She doesn't need your care, loser.

>>10977502
Then why couldn't she get out of the snow by herself?

>>10977513
She enjoy lying in the snow

I'd promise to dig her out if she says "My name is Youmu, the big fat dork loser", and then not dig her out when she says it.

>>10977502
>squat down in front of her
You look rather miserable for a grown up woman.

catpha: pogyhis x-component
plot is in the catchpa.

Don't bully Youmu!!

Bullying with Youmu

How would you bully Youmu, /jp/?

Youmu us the snowiest

>>10977685

I'd put it in.

Youmu looks like she was impaled by her own sword

And then the posters in these shitty threads proceed to call people who call them shitposting faggots "crossboarders" even though it's 100x more likely that they are the crossboarders themselves.

Fuck off back to homostuck.

Put down a chair and sit on it waiting in silence as she slowly weakens and eventually collapses to hypothermia.

>>10977742

Holy shit. The crossie miasma is strong on this post.

We'll need a sacred /jp/ seal to imprison an evil this strong.

I summon Special /jp/ Tactic: "Suck my cock, dude!"

>>10977782

She's already collapsed, moron.

>>10977782
Karma frost will get you then.

>>10977788
I don't mean 'collapse' as in 'fall down and become unable to move'. She's already on the ground with snow on top of it.

No, I mean I would wait while her body cools down to an unsustainable temperature, she becomes extremely tired, her face slowly turns white, while her pleas for help become weaker and weaker as the tears on her cheeks become frozen.

>>10977832

That's called hypothermia, not collapsing. I know words can be hard sometimes.

>>10976772
Equip fundoshi
Remove snow in an instant
Reward optional

>>10977847
He literally said hypothermia, you dumb fuck.

>>10977894

Here's something for you to 'literally' chew on, tyke.

*whips out cock*

*your mom is on me in an instant sucking, no chance for you to even get a lick* Oh whoops fag, sorry about that. Looks like you won't even get any.

>>10977919
Why do you want a dude to touch your weiner you fuckin gaylord

>>10977920

It's a sign of dominance. In jail, he'd be my bitch.

>>10977931
It's a sign of being queer.
You're lucky I don't lynch your gay ass.

>>10977919
You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, kiddo, or else I'd kill you in an instant for what you just wrote.

*pops trenchcoat collar and tips fedora*

Be careful what you say to your superiors. You won't get another chance.

*smirks, turns 360° and walks away*