/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You're not believing enough.

stop writing "I hate niggers" on your resume

YOU WILL WORK 14 HOUR DAYS FOR GHETTO MONIES

AND THEN WE'LL, LIKE, KILL YOUR FOLKS

Apply for job placement services.

Just sell yourself on the corner faggot.

>>11061176
>assessment tests
what.
1. resume, then if that's successful
2. phonecall, then if that's successful
3. interview, then if that's successful
4. be prepared to show up and work you boob
Don't get fired. Or do get fired, we don't care.

Trashing is inevitable.

Give up.

>>11061243
I don't think OP is even sending resumes, I think he's applying at the "help wanted" machines at grocery stores or something.

>>11061176
My honest advice Anon? Not sure if you're in the US or not but if you're truly desperate and don't want to work but still need some money to scrape by, make a half hearted suicide attempt, and do it so you know paramedics will be alerted and able to save you. You'll spend a short stay in a psyche ward and then you'll be able to apply for Social Security benefits for being mentally ill. $720 a month.

>>11061243
...whilst wearing his expensive nazi memorabilia.

>>11061247
I'm applying online. I've asked for applications in a couple stores and they all told me they only do online applications now.

>>11061253
He can drive to BK in his Kubelwagen and get a job no problem

>>11061251
What drugs will he be pumped full of when he does this?

I owe 25,000 dollars in student loans for this useless piece of shit civil engineering degree that I got I don't want to be an engineer and there are no jobs for me out there anyways...I don't want to work at Walmart either.

Learn from my mistakes kids...don't get told to go to college by your parents. Tell them to fuck off.

>>11061280
You could have joined the military and been a civil engineer for free.

You might be indirectly sabotaging yourself. NEETs do not want a fucking job and would like to stay in their fantasy lands, so your mind and body will have that goal set to keep you happy mentally. It is like a self-defense mechanism that your body applies to stress.

Maybe you should try harder, it isn't always about sending an application and hoping for the best or half-assing a resume. There might be another board that can help make a resume with you, not for you. Again, Go to the place that you are applying for and show how eager you are to work for them, take some time to get to know the business as well. Businesses want people who are loyal and hard workers.
Also, if you look like a homeless man, then you will BE a homeless man; get a fucking razor or rent a cheap ass suit, cheap ass cologne, and get to that fucking interview and show them a man.
Most companies will understand how many people that are applying are down on their luck , but it all about how hard you want that job, their money that they will pay you to do a good job.
Good luck anon-kun

>>11061287
>I'm a faggot please let me suck cock

>>11061287
In this world you need money to live. Stop being that fucking delusional.

>>11061287
That's some massive antiquated bullshit

>>11061292
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>>11061292
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>>11061275
whichever ones make big pharmaceuticals the most money. They may even be helpful!

>>11061292
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Should've paid attention to school and get them grades, son. You're fucked.

How shitty would the military be for a skinny out of shape /jp/sie?

>>11061287 et al.
...And then, halfway into the stupid thread, the actual crazy stupids predictably start to pile in.

>tfw NEET and getting money doing nothing

>>11061295
>money to live
Thanks for the heads up! Anyways you appear to delusional, because you are asking /JP/ out of all the other boards for advice on how to NOT be a neet. You tell me, anon-kun. Who is the more delusional one. Stop being such a baby and get some help, go to an unemployment office, or die in a cardboard box. Only trying to help you, but apparently all you want to do is get money for nothing like a greedy faggot you are, so maybe that's why you refuse a meager advice like mine. You have to work to earn your place into the world, maybe that's why as well. Such a sad sack of shit, Can't believe this hasn't been /thread
Go to >>>/adv/ if you were serious enough on how to not be such a pussy in life. Asking /jp/ for advice is like making a living off of playing video games. Wish you the best of luck, anon-fag

>>11061333
ur still a poor as shit nerd that lives with his parents lmao

>>11061329
If you have any correction to make then say them, Your weak insults are a depiction on how you are just making an attempt to be heard, when in actuality your post has nothing meaningful or anything good to say. In other words, you're just a side liner. You're there, but what you say really doesn't matter Lul

>>11061338
#rekt

>>11061304
Please explain? If you are the wisest man on /jp/, then help yourself to giving some actual advice instead of a bullshit comment. Quite ironic.

>>11061336
But I'm an engineering student with paid internships and a generally bright future you rambling child.

Your empty "YOU JUST GOTTA SHOW SOME INITIATIVE, SON" babyboomer-esque talk isn't going to get a single /jp/sie a job. It's just not going to happen.

http://www.shadowstats.com/alternate_data/unemployment-charts

omg this new namefag is hilarious

>>11061348
He's on here pretending to be crazy, don't reply to him, let him/her/it/them rot.

>>11061280
>civil engineering degree
proof pls

Im about lose my apparment too. I can't even imagine that feel when sleeping somewhere in city every night.

/jp/ - /r9k/ culture

Get the fuck out normals.

>>11061348
Thanks, I am happy for your success, I judged your initial comment, because it was poor in statement so forgive me.
What do you say for the fun/jp/osters to do? It appears that their might be some concern for them, because pretty soon they will die out, and that means none of the quality threads we have here today, will be here in there future. Maybe you have some kind of Helpful links or advice?

>>11061356
I noticed that as well, but I do not see the harm in it.

>>11061367
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>>11061287

>>11061336
How do you buy food? water? How do you pay your charges? Even if it's with autism money, it's still money you fucking idiot.

>>11061375
Always the good-looking ones that die first, fuck this cruel world :P

>>11061287
There is nowhere that will help.
There is noone that will help, all you'll get is shit-tier trolls and self-righteous fuckers telling you to just believe in yourself and everything will be ok.
It wont.
If you're in the shit with no friends you've got Bubonic Plague.
Termtime anarchists wont help you because it's too much like real life.
Welcome to the Jungle, kill or be killed.

>>11061377
I was on financial aid or FAFSA, when I was in school, so it covered a lot of my living expenses. I have an upper-middle class family, but I moved out so I could apply for those benefits. I was also working a part-time job too at a local cafe, so it was pretty easy for me. I do not know most /jp/sie situation, but if you are in a cache 22, then I am afraid that you will need other people to help you out. ( Don't read this if you are not interested in long-term success ) After I finished my telecommunications degree, I decided to go work for Charter communications as they were on the rise back then. Today, I am making at least 55k a year from one year of paid education from federal aid and a little hard work at a meager-earning place.

>>11061382
>inb4 feelsbadman.jpg
It is better to have hope for the future, then wallow in your self-pity and despair just wishing that someone or something would kill you right now. If you have hope and you put in an effort, then at least you have something you can be proud of. People are born of chance, and maybe some were not cut out for today's society, but it is better to try than die.

>>11061378
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>>11061404
I hate you please die

>tfw NEET
>tfw toaster-pc

>>11061338
but i have my own 43 m2 apartment that the government pays for

>>11061409
You cannot help those who cannot help themfuckingselves :\

>>11061404
Generally that's what most people with employment or some sort of income say.

Put the effort in, fill out the applications, just fucking do it. Well guess what this isn't a nike commercial. There are a million people applying for the same mediocre job we all want.

You think the manager is going to start pulling applications from a a month and a half ago? [/spoiler] no [/spoiler] he's going to pull 5 of the top
and chose the minority

>>11061251
/thread

>>11061404
I don't winge or moan.
I don't let the world walk over me.
I wait, watch for weaknesses and do it to them first.
Hope, like religion, is for children.
Hope is what makes suffering feelable.

>>11061415
2deep4me

>>11061404
let me just ply my philosophy degree at the local no jobs

i am sure hope and faith will pay my bills, thanks for the help

>>11061419
To be honest, Some managers have that attitude, because they do not have the time or effort to do so. With those types of people running or managing a store, I hope they fucking die. But, there is not to say that there are some decent employers out there. The sad thing is most of them will take people with the experience and credentials rather than taking a chance on the new guy; however, that is what first impressions are for. It will cost some humility, but you have to make some phone-calls or walk-ins to finally let them understand that you are willing a committing to a job that you might only work for a month or a year.

Listen, it always comes down to... HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT THIS? If they haven't called you about the position you applied for, YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS IN THERE, because I think you're right about their selections, anon. That is why you must take the time to let them understand who you are, so they aren't so shitty about their picks.

Also I agree on this
>>11061251
/thread

Would joining the Navy be hard?

I'm a NEET but was declined for SSI money, and my parents say I have to get a job

I hear you can get stationed in Japan as well if you are in the Navy and you even get paid to do it

>>11061420

Well, I guess that is some sort of living. It is rather walled off, but it is to protect yourself from being your own enemy.

also
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>>11061450
Just. Fucking. Stop. Please.

>>11061454
http://www.navy.com/joining.html

>>11061454
Requirements? Not really. If you're not a complete moron and have some form of basic degree then when you take the test there will almost certainly be something for you. But you still have to keep up with the physical part of it and we NEETs aren't known for our incredible physical conditioning. Also the pay really isn't that great although it's a bit better than SSDI tends to pay. Of course then you also give up on all that free time and have a job to do.

I live off of inheritance from my rich parents who are now deceased.

Thank God for rich parents. Never need to work a day in my life unless I really want to.

>>11061459
No, As long as this helpless thread is up, I will continue fulfilling my duty

>>11061466
Which is what? To be as cringe-worthy and unhelpful as possible?

>>11061454
Remember that when you get out of the Navy none of your training counts towards the next job. So you're back to square one for shit like nursing or technical jobs.

>>11061176

Copy my CV it never fails. change what you need using photoshop

>>11061468
Suggest something better anon, You are quick to judge, but regards to actions, you lack a shit-ton. I recommend you take a seat anon-kun and think about being useful instead of some emo-fag who can't bear advice, because you somehow tried a little and it didn't work out. People don't like quitters, anon. You should know better.

>>11061461
>If you're not a complete moron and have some form of basic degree then when you take the test there will almost certainly be something for you
I'm dumb, but I have a high school degree if that counts

I think it might be cool to do mechanical work on ships or something.
>>11061469
Can't you stay in as long as you want? Or until you are very old at least. I wouldn't mind staying in if I was stationed in Japan, and could try to build connections there so that I don't leave until I'm sure there would be a job waiting for me.

>>11061482
Wow fuck you. Seriously?
Get off the internet.

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>>11061485
If this makes you feel better about your situation, Then I give you my best regards in being happy, because I see a pitiful person writing pitiful statements. Cheer up though, Someone or maybe yourself will help you, but only if you let them.

>>11061498
I wish you could hear how completely condescending and pretentious you sound.

>>11061482
Being useful? To who? Careful about what you're going to say.

Also, It's funny how you're telling anon to not judge people when basically you're treating everyone in this thread like useless beings.

>>11061496
another meager attempt to generate some lulz. Pathetic. Post yfw you read this. That would be hysterical.

>>11061487
You can't stay as long as you want unless you keep moving up the ranks, and even then not really. Look up "high year of tenure" for whatever position you're aiming for. A high school degree isn't enough for some jobs there, and probably not for the ones that will let you stay as long as you're aiming to, but you can certainly get in with that. Well, potentially, anyway.

>>11061510
>mfw when I read your post.

>>11061507
Well, Answer that question, Are you useless? Put up more of a fight if you think that is what I am coming off as, In fact, prove to the majority that you aren't useless. If you get upset at what I am saying, then I am sorry, but it must hurt you, because it is true. If for some reason this is true, then prove to yourself that you are not "useless". As they say in ancient times, Do something about it faggot
>>11061505
At first it was to be helpful, but maybe my postings are just me being an asshole, because of the "constructive feedback" I was recieving. I will tone it down a bit after this post, but I make no promises

Thread is dead, so I am going to abandon. Sorry I could not help anyone here, but maybe something will come along to save these anon's lives.

>>11061533
Oh good, it seems you'll just continue being holier-than-thou and acting like a know-it-all! Thank the gods we have Kokoro Chan to save us! Oh praise the namefag!
SO HELPFUL!

>>11061259
That means they don't want you.

>>11061462
I hate my parents. If they really loved me, they would've worked hard and been rich for my sake. They're so selfish.

>>11061533
Prove the majority that I'm not useless? Are you serious?
So you're suggesting people on /jp/, knowing that most of them ended up here precisely because they were rejected by the 'majority', to up their game to fit the 'majority' expectations?

Are you a masochist?

Most of the /jp/sies decided precisely to live their life off society, precisely because they got fed up at this whole expectations bullshit at some point of their life.
Even more funny, during this whole thread you're just telling them that they are useless for not being like everyone else and do something productive, by your standards, with their life.

You're acting like an asshole. You're not helping anyone here.

Oh man I'm so glad we have namefriends like Kokoro Chan who are so concerned for our well-being that they'll just spout some boomer nonsense at us and we'll all finally be able to pick ourselves up by our bootstraps and be totally normal citizens contributing to the American way of life! Man, I thought this was gonna be hard, but apparently all I have to do is just try! So glad I have someone to tell me that, I've totally never heard any of their advice before!

i wish they removed SSI for "mentally impaired people".

>>11061581
I wish someone removed your face

>>11061280

i hate people like you. everyone thinks being ignorant is so cool, yet you cool kids can't even tell your parents to fuck off. you don't have the balls to do what you want because the things you want to do are childish and stupid.

>>11061581
are you trying to shutdown /jp/

>>11061568
I don't see how they didn't hate me. I'm just glad they didn't, and in a way, I kind of feel bad about being born into a rich family. I also have all kinds of natural talents that I'm undeserving of, but I'm not going to go into that.

>>11061577
All you need to do is, "man the fuck up" breh.

Facts about NEET on /jp/:

1. Usually very low in level in terms of otaku related mediums. (watched a few anime & played Saya no Uta)
2. Is a Touhou autist.
3. Spend the majority of their time on /jp/ shitposting.
4. Depressed.
5. Blogs a lot.
6. If they aren't shitposting they post in imagedump threads.
7. Claims to be proud of being NEET.

Any additions?

>>11061584
I hate people like you, who think colleges hold a monopoly on the world's knowledge and it's impossible to gain training or education outside of it.

How do I explain a year of doing nothing in job applications?

And by explain I mean how do I come up with a convincing lie? Or excuse. Excuse doesn't sound as bad.

I was thinking I could say I had family commitments. Like, I had to take care of my grandmother because she's all ill and in the last dying rasps of her life and whatnot. Can't come up with an actual illness she could have though. Anyone have any ideas? Or dead relatives that had to be cared for?


Seriously could do with some help here though.

I got an interview at a specimen laboratory as a lab technician after applying to a bunch of jobs.

I think that's a pretty good job. I have a lousy Environmental Science degree so it's not really relevant to what I studied, but they wanted anyone with a BS. According to the post, they start pay at 22 dollars an hour which is 3x what I've ever gotten in any shit job that I've had before. I wonder if I'll be able to listen to music while I do my work?

>>11061618
No one cares.
Say you were on vacation post graduation. Its what I said in my first interview and still got the job.

>>11061609
0. Is completely and totally full of crap like everybody else on the internet. Fuck life the universe and everything.

>>11061627
does that still work if it's been 10 years

>>11061609
8. No girlfriend
9. Doesn't lift
10. Shit at Touhou and video games alike
11. No talents
12. Doesn't even play Touhou

>>11061176

Kill yourself and hope you'll become a cute but clumsy girl #programmer who can bend ruby to her will. You will get hired instantly.

>>11061609
Pretty legit list, I must say. A mix of depression, self-loath and lack of motivation are probably the main causes for it.

>>11061618
say she had cancer or something idk..

Since you can't make it sounds like you were getting work experience (if you can then do) you could always make it sound like you were doing some self-improvement. Like studying some subject. (put whatever sounds best for that particular job.)
You could say during this time of <whatever your excuse is, i.e. helping your grandmother> you were studying math, economics, finance, engineering, whatever..

I am Neet. Take that society!

>>11061665
That will show those retired people.

>>11061676

Being Neet is basically being retired.

>>11061676
FUCK YOU BABY BOOMERS I AINT WORKING FOR YOUR MEDICARE GET OWNED

>>11061682
Boomers should just die, disgusting. If they didn't have kids, or their kids wont take care of them, it just shows what type of selfish ugly people they are, now expecting others that aren't their own children to pay for them to live like kings. They dont even care about the very people who are paying for them right now, flooding and destroying the country with subhumans and selling the country down a shitter.

>>11061618
Tell people you've been teaching an instrument out of your home.

>>11061646
>9. Doesn't lift

>>11061814
Hilarious.

I've been a NEET for about 5 years. A couple of weeks ago my Sisters new Boyfriend found out about me being a friendless shut-in and felt sorry for me. He offered me a job where he works as a painter. I figured what the heck, I honestly just wanted to make some money so I could buy myself things.

Well I'm not a NEET anymore, I'm a painter. It's so nice being able to buy myself stuff. I don't have to pay any bills so its all profit. I also get to smoke pot with them too so that's really nice. I'm a bit tired though because I haven't done much physical activity so I'm sore after work.

This Friday I'm planning to order myself a Puni Hole DX and that female sweat scent spray from the en-nls website. There was no way I could do this without a job.

>>11061814

Only two /jp/sies lift?

How sad.

>>11061855
This.

Y'all faggots just need to find yourself something that doesn't feel like a job.

How is this otaku culture?

>>11061842
isn't it? That's why I saved it.

>>11061885
it's the same "neet thread" crapola they been spamming onto the board all morning noon and night for months/years

>>11061919
Why those people don't get a job instead of spamming /jp/ with their crap everyday?

>>11061646
>9. Doesn't lift

>>11061921
dude I have no idea, you could ask them and hear all their loada crap all over again

and again

and again and again, see how this works?

>>11061612

you could just get a trade skill and go to all the wild partays you want and still make atleast 100k a year. of course you don't know that because you never even researched it. maybe some people want to become educated and have actually researched a career path they want to follow?

and that "training and education outside of college" hurr what you getting street smart of something? thats the stupidest fucking thing to say, yea go read a bunch of books on biology and then complain you can't get a job at a zoo because they don't think you're qualified. yes you need to understand the fields basic levels and there needs to be a simple way for employers to tell who is qualified ie a transcript from a good college. i hate this punk bullshit that everything should be on merit, well hello, how the fuck are they supposed to know? there are more people in this world than you.