/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11075239
Stupid pic.

what would happen if when you got arrested you basically just kept spazzing out and crying non-stop?

>>11075242
A guard beats you up until you calm down.

>>11075241
I try to look for a pic with touhou in jail, but can't find any

We'd be the little girls of everyone in there.

>PART 1
No thank you

>>11075241
It's not stupid if you know the context it was made in. (in reference to some part of the mobas game being declared illegal, using a picture of Chihaya to represent it on the news, and taking it as "Chihaya is illegal")

>>11075253

That kimochi, mang.

>>11075242
>>11075239
What would happen if you took some soap or acquired a pencil and drew some more loli/shota images?

>>11075263
The same thing that happens for anyone who makes a crime in jail.

>>11075265
What if it was declared not illegal while you were in jail and before you drew it?

>>11075269
Nothing.
But you would still have to serve your sentence.

It always bothered me that the video is not related to 4chan in any way and the uploader just stuck "/v/" on it for easy views.

>>11075271
Yeah, but what do you expect from /b/ 2.0?

>>11075273
True.

Why can't there just be a separate jail for NEETs like us? It would be like a /jp/ meetup.

i'd fit in prison easy!

i'm hard, strong, quiet and have a dark aura that scares people!

>>11075345
There is always the option to go to Gensokyo if you don't have another choice.

I'm a girl but I have a penis so I'd probably get put in with the males and get raped.

>>11075355
Too bad you are going to live next to inmates that are harder, stronger, more quiet and that have a darker aura than you. In top of that, a lot of them are black.
Your butt would be the main attraction during the first week you enter prison.

>>11075366
What if he doesn't clean his butt very well?
I certainly would not want to make sweet ass love to a dirty hole.

>>11075371
Black people don't really care about that stuff.

>>11075371
There is no difference between anuses when you have locked for years. I would guess that his butt would be a very welcomed entertainment.

>>11075366
they might be harder and stronger, but definitely not more quiet or have an aura as dark as mine! it's those weapons that i have to make use of the most, i can train my hardness and strongness later!

>>11075378
Please don't go to prison, anon. It's clear that you are desiring the reaping of your time but it's not what you imagine.

>>11075366
>a lot of them are black
Excuse me?

>>11075383
don't worry about me! i'll be okay

>>11075385
But your ass will be in danger.

>>11075385
RIP in pieces your anus.

>>11075378
Is your sister's baby ok?

So do all prisoners supposedly turn gay from not having sex or something? I mean I can't call them normals but that seems pretty unlikely.

I thought there were conjugal visits and stuff allowed anyway.

>>11075386
>>11075389
if they want my anus they need to get past my teeth first

they didn't nickname me zombie for nothing!

>>11075393
being gay is a choice, stop being brainwashed by the jews

>>11075393
Thinks could get weird when you put a great amount of bad individuals in a confined space.
Just imagining the everyday shower is stressing to me since I'm very shy because my inferior attributes down there. Going to prison it's never appear in my To Do list.

>>11075355
You'd get fucked up the ass by a train of niggers just like Donny the Punk.
http://www.jimgoad.net/pdf/prison/donny.pdf

>>11075392
Please respond.

>>11075396
Texts from the former half of the last century are sometimes pretty funny to read. Negroes and perhaps even hints of latent homosexuality.

>>11075399
Why are they bad people? You wouldn't think you were a bad person for being arrested for jacking it to this image. I doubt they'd think they were bad for stealing some cars or killing some cheating wife. Everyone there isn't some crazed mass murderer-cannibal.

>>11075400
theres a difference between donny and me!

first, donny seems like a shining positive moron. on the other hand i'm a very dark brooding psychopath who people hate to see smile because it usually means i've taken a liking to them - something they need to be scared for their life about!

second, i don't hold up any kind of ideals about the world or defend ideals! number one is to shut up and constantly size people up like they're my next victim. opening your mouth gives your intentions, feeling, ideas and basically everything in your head right away. staying silent keeps it a mystery

third, i would never defend myself with words. i will kill the first man who demands something from me that i don't agree to. i've almost done it before!

>>11075419
I was going to quote the word bad to avoid what you mentioned. It's not my intention to exclude individuals that got sucked there thanks to an unfair judgement or for "crimes" that are exaggerated by society. If we put aside those cases, there is a good amount of inmates who deserved their sentence.
Now, if you excuse me, I need to feed the rooster.

here you go, OP

>>11075452
ack, wait, wrong pic!

hold on, here it is

>>11075394
You have teeth in your butt?

and one more, OP, here you go

>>11075463
are you stupid?

>>11075463
She has a cloaca, not a butt. And it's more like a beak than teeth per-se.

>>11075423
You have quite the imagination. Have someone told you before that you should consider a career as a writer? Imagine the Bestsellers that you could pull off!

>>11075467
well mama did say i was very bright and had an active imagination!

>>11075476
..."With My Anus"

>>11075467
"How I Bit a Dick In Prison"

>>11075465
Either he does or he's imagining being all the way thorough'd by black inmates.

>>11075474
Weird, I talked with her last night after we fucked and she told me you're dumb as a rock,

>>11075483
Derek??

>>11075483
mama wouldn't say that!

>>11075493
Your mama says a lot of things about you.
>>11075488
No

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>>11075495
don't bully me or my mama!

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