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You wouldn't bully someone who could eat you whole in three seconds or less.

I hate my last name

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faggot

>>11249557
Maybe I would.

>>11249568
Once.

I'd let little Rumia play with my pipe if you catch my drift.

Why would a youkai with no family have a last name?

Rumia is so incompetent at hunting humans. She's probably dumber than Cirno.

I don't care about my last name. It sounds lame and it doesn't even have any blood ties to me. I've thought about getting it legally changed to something cool but its an awful lot of effort.

My last name sounds like Polski although I don't even have Polish genes.

>>11249557
bully→belly

>>11249590
Is that why she's so sexual?

>>11249609
Please do not sexualise little Rumia.

I want to touch the hidden world with Rumia

>>11249663
>>11249663
I want to touch the hidden world inside Rumia. With my dick.

Get it? I'm saying I want to fuck her.

>>11249667
I hope you touch the hidden world inside Rumia with every part of your body.

Get it? I'm saying I want her to eat you whole.

>>11249668
How unrefined. How crude. You truly lack delicacy.

>>11249667
Why would anyone want to fuck a stupid dirty kiddo.

>>11249672
Because I'm a smart clean grown-up and according to the laws of attraction, opposites attract

I want to put my penis deep inside of Rumia's slimy, puffy cunt. I bet it's very, very warm deep inside of her.

>>11249677
>opposites attract
Only normals and baka people think like this, which proves that you're as baka as Rumia is.

Ergo, you're not opposites but truly are alike.

>>11249682
Please do not sexualize little Rumia.

>>11249682
I bet she picks her nose.

Your boner is now dead. You are cured.

>>11249694
M-My fetish!

>>11249682
It's gonna be warm deep inside her stomach, too.

>>11249690
You're wrong, I have a PhD and I'm very smart and know what I'm talking about.

Rumina comes up to you and offers her body to you for 24 hours. After those 24 hours are up, however, she will slaughter and eat you. Would you go for it?

>>11249704
>Rumina comes up to you and eat you.
fixed

>>11249704
1. raep
2. gtfo
easy stuff man.

>>11249712
Maybe she feels like playing with her food this time?

>>11249704
I would humiliate her ass and force her to talk about it. She would be forced to say humiliating stuff about the lowly smell of her butt. I would make her acknowledge the fact that having an ass is embarrassing and prevents her from having honor.

I am japanese too, konnichiwa.

>>11249704
I would rather serve Rumia forever as her faithful shikigami.

We would start of hunting humans together, but my goal would be to start growing human flesh from stem cells, and start a flesh farm that would grow cruelty-free human flesh.

Of course, I would continue to love and protect little Rumia, as if she was my only daughter.

>>11249727
If you try to make her do something stupid or run away or trick her, she'll just eat you on the spot.

>>11249735
How is humiliating herself with words stupid?

Namae wa.

>>11249727
Not this german guy again.

>>11249699
Being that baka makes you cute, just like Rumia. It's a perfect fit, exactly like I said.

I wish you both a lifetime of happiness together.

>>11249694
Rumia doesn't do that!

>>11249733
Would you kick her cunt?

>>11249704
I would fug the HELL out of her for the first 10 or so hours. Once i'm completely depleted, I would find other people for her to eat so maybe at the end she'll too full to give a fuck and just leave.

>>11249743
No. Please do not suggest that hurting such a precious little girl is acceptable.

>>11249748
What if after the 10 first hours she doesn't allow you to leave by saying something like : "Now that you've done it, you're not going anywhere until I'm satisfied."

In the end, it was just a deal about having sex for 24 hours until she finally eats you.

Bullies get eaten.

>>11249769
Would you bully little Rumia and make her feel worthless?

What would you do if a bully stripped her naked and kicked her big fat ass in front of other people?

>>11249791
Bullies get shot.

>>11249791
I would certainly not help him when he gets eaten by Rumia and her youkai friends. He literally asks for it.

>>11249812
Let's ride, Rumia. All these bullies are bustas!

>>11249812
My cute loli cousin is probably a passive bully.

All kids are evil bullies unless they are the bullied kid themselves.

>>11249812
Leave it to Rumia to shoot a Sig.

>>11249829
I would cook the bully with salt beef and potatoes!

>>11249829
That won't change the fact that she was humiliated and had her butt crack kicked very very hard.

>>11249839
But she got a meal out of it, so it's okay.

Rumia is pretty stupid. I bet the villagers fuck her from time to time.

>>11249829
I want to get eaten by Rumia and become fecal matter that will forever be trapped between her ass cheeks because she can't wipe her butt in the dark.

>>11249829
Rumia is not strong enough to hurt anyone. Youkai are all about show.

>>11249836
-Cute loli cousin that bullies other little girls and likes to humiliate them.

-Cute loli cousin that gets bullied and you can't do anything to help her.

Choose one /jp/.

>>11249850
Wouldn't most villagers be moralfags, though?

>>11249845
judging by its length it looks like a beretta tomcat. Either way sig doesnt use that exposed barrel design. Even if its not the tomcat, everthing about that gun is a beretta design

Rumia IS assturd. What a gosh darned thread. To heck with it.

>>11249860
I'll pick the second one if NTR is involved.

>>11249862
In a eat or be eaten world, there is no such thing as morals.

>>11249861
my bad, i didnt look at the front end. Its not a tomcat, its a 92 compact

>>11249704
>offers her body to you
didn't specify to what purpose.

I'll spend the first 23 hours satisfying my sexual urges. Then I'll cut her up as fertilizer. Because my vegetable patch needs love too.

>>11249869
Yuuka pls

>>11249860
I don't care, I just want a little girl in my life.

I wouldn't know what to do with the bully, though. She makes other little girls cry, but she is MY little girl... I think I'd let her get away with everything and even encourage that behavior. Bullying is fun.

>>11249854
That's what they want you to believe. Go ahead, walk out of the town at night, what's the worst that could happen?

>>11249865
Real world moralfags wouldn't abandon their morals even in the middle of apocalypse.

>>11249869
I would spend the last hour cutting off her cute butt cheeks and eating them.

>>11249874
why do you want a kid in you're life

>>11249869
>>11249880
And then she regenerates and returns the favor. Good end.

The sight of the naked body of a child is so corrupting and tempting it should never be bared, even in solitude: for though the eyes of men may look away the eyes of the Lord are always watching.

>>11249860
First! It is my precious little Rumia that matters. Although I would try to encourage her to be more gentle to other people.

>All of those people being attracted to loli youkais.
Say, you DO realize that if you even manage to meet one, what lies ahead is only suffering and probably a gruesome death, right?

>>11249934
I don't mind. Rumia is a growing girl, and needs nourishment.

>>11249934
But little Rumia is the only TRUloli in Gensokyo.

>>11249934
Lolis are to be cared for and protected.

>>11249943
You don't want her to grow up. Furthermore, your meat would make her fart badly.

>>11249934
Well, preferably I'd get to meet a less human-hungry loli youkai if I could.

>>11249943
>>11249944
>>11249949
So you've already accepted your fate as mere meal to a loli youkai? What if it's actually what ZUN want you to do? Have you even thought about this? Maybe it's all part of an evil plan from the beings of Gensokyo.

I, for once, shall not fall for this. Loli or not loli, she's still a Youkai. She needs to be exterminated.

>>11249949
Lolis are to waste six hours every day of their childhood attending school so they can transform into proper adults.

We normals will make sure this is their certain fate. You can't save them, lol.

>>11249949
What does a spoiled rotten loli smell like?

The fact that Rumia's got a body is just mindblowing. She can and will sweat! She will stink! That very fact is humiliating and degrading! Stinky Rumia!

>>11249971
Peach shampoo!

>>11249960
Personally, I want to become a youkai myself. There's a lot of people I want to kill, and I've heard that humans that die with massive grudges come back to life as youkai or vengeful spirits.

That means that I could live and play and enjoy death with Rumia forever! We could hunt down those slits and jocks that hurt me and threw me in jail, and butcher them, together.

>>11250002
That will never happen

#slaythepaedo

>>11250011
I'm not a lolicon.

I love Rumia so much.

Nice head to arms proportion, I bet head bobs back and fort when you shag her.

>>11250002
Please. We shouldn't talk so casually about killing people out of spite, we're better than this.

This is why I cannot tolerate Youkais. They kill people for amusement and even though I hate half of the humanity, people still don't deserve to meet such a gruesome end.

>>11250133
Bullies deserve death! Youkai uber allies! Rumia strong!

>>11250178
It's *uber alles get your facts straight untermensch

>>11250133
>>11250002
>>11249971
holy fuck, has this board always been this full of pedop0hill autists? its absolutely disgusting

..oh how i do like the direction this board has gone in... =D

>>11250182
Autocorrect is racist against Germans! I am sorry for this.

>>11250213
Sexualizing little Rumia ist verboten

I want to eat a youkai.

>>11250229

>>11250242
I heard that eating a youkai allows a human to gain youkai powers.

You tell me, Op.

>>11249860
2nd, and I would help her no matter what. I refuse to believe she can't be saved

>>11249860
The second one and I'd bully her myself as well.

>>11250344
I'll cut you.

Call her Rumia the Belly Youkai.

>>11249979
L-Lewdman!

>>11250550
G-go sexualize ojou-sama! Rumia's belly is a sacred temple and is not to be desecrated, even if she is the belliest!

>>11250767
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Does Rumia ever fart?

>>11250775
She better!

I've been spending a lot of time thinking about Rumia. Right now I'm sitting on a bus going through the bar district on my way back to my bunkhouse. There's two painted sluts on the sidewalk screaming something at each other. They look like they are about to go at it.

They'll swipe at each other before going back home to predrink. Then they'll come back down and spend hundreds of dollars on booze and drugs. Such a shame that the resources of our nation are wasted on spoiled children.

I wish Rumia was here to purify my city of this high society trash. The antithesis of the noble pagan - savage Roman citizens corrupted by civilization.

>>11250841
Noble pagans? Last I checked, the pagans were the ones who spent their days getting shitfaced with alcohol and drugs while the Romans built roads and aqueducts.

I wish I could serve Rumia more both in thought and action. I do not have the funds to buy figures and doujinshi of her, the most I can afford is a simple printout of her on a sheet of A4. I carry a picture of her with me in my wallet and I have a second icon of her that I lay beside my bed every night so that the first thing I see is her smiling face when I wake.

She is what I wish I was - content with the life of a wanderer, needing only food and shade.

>>11250810
Don't confuse the legions with the citizens.

>>11250861
Technically, it was the (enslaved) pagans who built the roads and aqueducts.

Technically, they were also all pagans when most of the building happened.

>>11250930
I thought the legions did a lot of construction.

>>11250922
>I wish I could serve Rumia more both in thought and action.
>I carry a picture of her with me in my wallet and I have a second icon of her that I lay beside my bed every night so that the first thing I see is her smiling face when I wake.
already you do more to show your devotion to her than most of us, i'd wager. be content in what you _are_ able to do, my friend.

>>11250756
Rumia's pot belly is asking to be kissed and patted.

>>11255981
This.

How much money do you spend on something doesn't always show affection.

True devotion is when you're willing to sacrifice anything that is precious to you in favor of the object of love.

It may be your freedom, your free time, or yes, it can be money.