/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Why would you love a digusting bunch of losers filled with bitterness? 80% of /jp/s content are just insults and shitposting.

>>11269599
Doesn't mean that you should hate the whole board for this.

Hi, I'm the average Patchouli fan.
I type like this.

l I like Patchouli because I'm a fucking nerd who thinks that Patchouli is as awkward as I am.
I also think "reading together" is a thing we would do, and don't realize how dumb that is.

Naturally I'm intelligent and sophisticated. Don't expect me to break this persona I have unwittingly adopted from years of being a helpless dweeb.

However, you can expect feminine outbursts from me in the form of "cute" things like typing stutters that wouldn't even occur in the speech patterns of a homo with a chronic stutter, and the emoticons ;_; and :3 which also betray my tendency to crossboard and that I only turned 18 last week.

Please be nice to me kudasai, I can't stop being a faggot. Not that I've tried...

/jp/ a cute

>>11269643
Yeah, reading together would suck.
Sharing headphones, on the other hand...
Do you think Patche likes shoegaze?

>>11269643

Jesus, dude. You've been holding that in for a while, I'm guessing?

>>11269697
I love Patchy, but it's depressing when you think about how frail she is.
Just think if one day her magic was gone.

I want to bully both Patchy and /jp/. I want more games about bullying.

And we will never stop hating you anon. It compensates.

>>11269705
Sexual bullying?

>>11269730
Is there any other form?

Meh.

Just do it.

who the fuck stays in the library all day and reads

what a fucking nerd

all readers are nerds
patchy is a reader

...

>>11269761
I've tried to do that once, but i can't concentrate with other peoples around. And lending books to read them at home isn't a swell idea too, because i got a PC home and would rather read my /jp/topia instead science.

>>11269761
That would seem lovely as if i had some booze too.

Patchouli vs Satori

I love Patchouli and /jp/.

lelling hard

>>11269808

Patchy is a breeder!

>>11269846
I hate Patchouli and /jp/.

>>11269860
Wowowowowowowowowow someone is being edgy

>>11269864

Every time that Patchouli stands in the path of danger an instinct seems to summon her finest first, those who truly understand her.

When Patchouli shivers in the cold shadow of true peril, it's always /jp/ that first hears the call. When Patchouli is in danger, as she is now, the siren sounds first in the hearts of Patchouli's vanguard. When ordinary otaku can protect such an extraordinary girl, that symbolizes the full measure of human strength and love.

That's why Patchouli's words issue an irresistible call to us all. So as we set out to defeat the divisive forces that would take Patchouli away, I want to say those fighting words for everyone within the sound of my voice to hear and to heed: PROTECT PATCHOULI!

Good Morning /jp/

>>11270030
That is a street intersection!

What's up /jp/?
I love you.

>>11270030
At least give us the link to the UStream channel. Lost it months ago.

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/%E7%A7%8B%E8%91%89%E5%8E%9F%E3%83%A9%E3%82%A4%E3%83%96%E3%82%AB%E3%83%A1%E3%83%A9/theater

>>11269678
Patchy would strike me as the type of girl that has appreciated classical music from an early age because she played the cello. When she was a teenager, she got into more soft emotional music like Enya and finally grew into liking shoegaze like My Bloody Valentine.

>>11270078
>New musics
Guess that was bounded to happen. Thanks anon, now I can spend again my days dreaming that I'll be there some day.

This is what I love about /jp/.

>>11270102

Suck my baguette.

>>11270103
Is it Italian or French?

>>11270106
French betafag. Italian baguette wtf is that shit?

>>11270112
No thanks then.
Italian baguette is Italian baguette.
I am who I am.

>>11270114
You know you know you want it. You aren't who you are. You don't know who you are. Only God does. People aren't honest with themselves. Only in the face of God are people honest. #forhisgrace

Don't shitpost with mai braidu

>>11270122
>hurr suck my dick
>durr all powerful space man

stop shitting up /jp/

>>11270133
>can't into metaphor
you are a fucking stupid

>>11270133
Please don't use that particular level of irony.

>>11270133
As a fellow /jp/ French, I deeply apologize for the rude behavior of >>11270103, >>11270112, >>11270122

Some of my people really lacks discipline, it can't be helped. Quelle tristesse.

>>11270144
Everything nowadays is so steeped in irony and parody etc. that it becomes impossible to distinguish any true feelings. The fact that the mere mention of the word "feelings" implies a weakness or "cop out" of some kind sort of proves my pint. Why are true feelings so frowned upon? The word "cool" by definition means an ironic detachment to the emotions within a given circumstance, but what value is "coolness" if the majority of people already feel this way?

vous ne parlez pas français, /jp/?

>>11270151
>Everything nowadays is so steeped in irony and parody etc.
Actually no. I'm pretty sure that they're all being dead serious here, which is kind of scary when you think about it.

>>11270159
you poor soul

>>11270151
It's all cyclical. The goal is to signal intelligence and wit by being one step ahead of your time, and that's often by going back to old sensibilities.

>>11270132
Who is your braidu exactly?

>>11270142
>>11270151
Is everyone crazy?

>>11270205
shut the f*ck up tripfag

>>11270211
Why? Can you actually give me a good reason to?

>>11270211
I am 4chan.

>>11270216
Keep talking, it's OK. :3

>>11270230
Are you listening to my heart?

>>11270211
Faggots like you are why /jp/ sucks and why we can't have nice things.
Fuck you and fuck your post.
You're the worst kind of person.

>>11270151
lol >feelings
are you some kinda fag or something

>>11270240
mad as H*CK crossie

>>11270240
>>11270244
>all the feels
:']

>>11270250
Y U SO MAD BRO

>>11270259
BECAUSE TRIPFAGS LIKE YOU ARE BEING DEFENDED

I love you too, Bernkastel.

>>11270262
Hey, we can't all have what we want.
Be calm, young grasshopper.

>>11270262
You're the fag shitting up this thread. Why ya gotta h8? appreci8. :3

>>11270240
i dont get why you would screen cap that can you explain more clearly why you hate me

>>11270275
YOU GO GURLLL

>wake up
>check /jp/ front page
>without opening any threads find at least 10 crossboarders

>>11270299
Why do you assume your board is so elite?
According to your theory, there are cross boarders on all boards.

>>11270299
Do you really only use one board?

>>11270308
YOU GO GRILLL
YOU ARE SO 3KAWAIIDESU5ME.

>>11270308
Yeah, it's the only place on the whole internet I go and I never get tired of it or how awful it is.

>>11270310
Really though, leave.

>>11270314
Without conflict it would be boring.

>>11270327
It would also be boring if 90% of the threads focused on a very small portion of the board subject.

>>11270314
No, why should I leave? Give me an unarguable reason.

>>11270333
But that's not the case.

>>11270347
There's no such thing as an "unarguable" reason, but a decent reason would be that most people probably don't want to read your terrible posts.

>>11270360
If you don't ignore him he won't leave and nobody knows how to do that so why fret? He's not posting in any `good' threads.