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I just want Kanako.

Left, Right, Middle.

Slut gets last due to unwillingness to spread AIDS to the other 2.

Sanae is a good girl, but I refuse to insert my penis into her sopping vagoo until she takes all those toys out of her hair. They are distracting.

Suwako, no contest.

>>1133231
I'd play with her snake. In a good way.

>>1133218
You have a dick and two hands make do.

Middle Right Left

Kanako obviously

Forget the other two just give me 5 minutes with Kanako.

>>1133244
But if you had three penises, you could do it in one motion.

The one with the dick.

>>1133249
>Forget the other two just give me 20 seconds with Kanako.

Is this bizarro /jp/? Why are so many people taking Kanako over Suwako?

>>1133253

But Wriggle's head is in Sanae's bag.

>>1133256
I'd want to hang out with Kanako because she seems like a person I would like to talk with.

Just take the dicks in your mouth and butt out and then you'll have three.

Is this a joke? Kero-chan > all.

>>1133256
Cuz Kanako got it goin' on.

>>1133258
Then give me MANnosuke

Kyon, you're addicted to fapping.

>>1133277
But just look at that picture. Her breasts are as big as her head. A total turn-off.

I have a hard time surviving at the way they're looking at me.
Fuck reality ;_;

none of them are real ;_;

>>1133279
Tim...

Kanako overrides Anon's natural instincts.

>>1133287
They are Gods. If you believe- they will be real. Then you can have sex with them.

>I wish I had three penises so I wouldn't have to decide who to fuck first.

I wish I had an imaginary penis so I could fuck imaginary people.

Kanako's awesome enough to make me accept her healthiness.
Moreover, appreciate it.

Crocs? Are you kidding me?

>>1133292
dem hips...

>>1133298
>imaginary people

>>1133256
>Is this bizarro /jp/? Why are so many people taking Kanako over Suwako?
I've always been a voice for the healthy on /jp/, but you're right: I'm used to being mostly alone in that opinion. You won't catch me complaining about having company, though.

>>1133317
Get back to /e/, faggot.

Native Faith > Suwa Foughten Field > Faith is for the Transient People

Right, left, middle.

Sanae is a good girl, but I'm willing to bet that seeing her mommies violated would temporarily bring out all kinds of repressed sexual frustration.

Sanae can jam her p0n0s into my vag00.

>>1133329
I don't have enough What.jpg images for that.

>>1133329

But you don't have a vagoo.

>>1133329

There's a point where RPing goes from acceptable to annoying. Scratch that, there's a point where it goes from annoying to creepy.

>>1133336

There's no acceptable point.

>>1133329

Also: Middle, right, left.

>>1133344

Continue reading.

>>1133326
>Native Faith < Suwa Foughten Field < Faith is for the Transient People

Fixed

>>1133367

Now you've done it.

>>1133258
CANT UNSEEN

>>1133321
Correction: /d/.

>>1133383
Gee, and I was joking about the faggot part, but you really are gay, aren't you?

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>>1133367
Agreed.

>>1133218
Is Suwako pragnent?

Bunch of lesbians, and I'd fit right in.

>>1133434
Frog legs?

>>1133449
Tastes like chicken.

Suwako - Kanako - Suwako again
I want Sanae to remain a good girl.

>>1133487

>>1133487
As for me:
Suwako - Suwako - Suwako

Kanako - Suwako - Kanako again.

And then Sanae. Over twelve times.

You all DO realise the fact that someone DID get to fuck Suwako, right?
Sanae is her great great great great (add a million of those) granddaughter or something like that

Lucky guy, damn.

>>1133541
Suwako impregnated herself.

>>1133541

Toehoes repopulate asexualy. The offspring simply change in a rebellious effort to be an individual.

The one who fucked Suwako.

>>1133548

Except Marisa and her dad. Because he's awesome.

>>1133548
In asexual reproduction (Including the touhoes method) the offspring is born fully clothed and is 100% identical to the mother
Removing certain pieces of clothing will make them die
There is not even one identical piece of clothing on Sanae and Suwako

This is a paradox.

Oh boy~ playing snakes and frogs again eh' anon?

>>1133541
>You all DO realise the fact that someone DID get to fuck Suwako, right?

Kanako impregnated Suwako, thats pretty obvious.

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>>1133541
Gods can give birth/create offsprings in any way they can imagine.

>>1133564
more/sauce

>>1133564

It's obvious where she wanted it, and that idiot didn't listen. Oh well, at least we get Sanae.

>>1133568
Suwako had kids before she even knew Kanako you know...

Sanae's distant relative may be Suwako's sister, for example.
This makes Sanae's origins possible and our loli pristine. Win-win

>>1133592Gods can give birth/create offsprings in any way they can imagine.

Not shinto gods don't think they are like greek and roman gods

>>1133614
Athens was born fully armored from Zeus head.
Aphrodite was born from sea froth.
Most of greek gods were born in similar ways, if you mean that.

>>1133654
Thats the point shinto gods are not the same thing

>>1133669
Oh ok then, I misunderstood your post.

>>1133564
still waiting for more/sauce if there's any

>>1133654
He's saying that Shinto gods don't work that way.

>>1133654
Don't forget to mention that Aphrodite was born from the spot where Uranus' severed genitalia fell in the sea after his son Cronus cut them off with a sickle. (He didn't want any siblings.)

>>1133685
Which makes it even more awesome, if Sanae was born in a similar way.

>>1133685
Don't fucking mix the greek and roman names you twat.
Don't you mean someone like Rhea, too ?
Since Aphrodite is younger than Zeus and Zeus is Cronus's son ?

>>1133706
...what? He is right and all those are Greek names.

>>1133564
I wonder which of the three eggs is Sanae.

>>1133827
Uh, none? Sanae isn't Suwako's direct daughter. She's further down the line. A lot further. Since she doesn't even know that Suwako is the second god of Moriya Shrine in MoF, much less her ancestor.

Sanae's mom.

Sanae, first and foremost. Then Kanako in close second.

I'm sorry, but Suwako's too cute. I'd probably just cuddle her like the pussy I am.

>>1133949
>EXSanae
Fixed

>>1133949

Too emotionless.

>>1133993
Years or prostitution career could turn any woman into a deadpan after all.

Only fags pick Suwako

PROVE ME WRONG

>>1134013

But how do you create a deadpan loli?

>>1134031
Suwako is a sexy loli.
Fags don't like sexy lolis.
Fags don't pick Suwako. QED.

Also, I'm surprised the ZUN tripfag isn't running here declaring his infatuation with Kanako.

Must be sleeping right now.

>>1134040

He's on vacation or some shit.

Only fags don't pick Kanako

PROVE ME WRONG

Sanae - Suwako - skip Kanako she reminds me of my mother

>>1133434

Sauce?

>>1134046
How can you take a vacation from doing nothing?

>>1134071
Are you the anon whose mom looks just like Kanako?

Did you hit it, yet?

Fuck yeah Kanako

My mom looks like Kanako too...

>>1134033
>But how do you create a deadpan loli?
Strange, but the answer to that question is religion.

>>1134039
I do like suwako though.

Fuck the Yakumos, the Godesses are where it's at

I would do in vitro fertilization with Sanae.

>>1133434

Link fucking where?

>>1134233
REMILIA, BITCH, SHARE!

Kanako's boobs, then Sanae's mouth, then Suwako's vagooo, then Kanako's one more time.

>>1134233
http://www.geocities.jp/nwqkp334/index.html#menyuu or http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/index?tags=gatau for translations