/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>11380986
It's not that difficult to keep your butt clean, it's basic hygiene. I often use a butt plug when having sex and it never gets dirty.

fuking janishit

even futaba has a trap board

>>11380991,2
So does 4chan!
>>>/d/

>>11380991,3
/d/ is not a worksafe board.

Traps are a large part of otaku culture. They regularly feature in otaku media and there are magazines dedicated to them.

>>11380991,3
/d/ is for porndumping, not discussion.
you don't go to /e/ or /h/ to discuss cute 2d girls and frilly dresses.

>>11380991,2
janny deletes anything outside of his personal interests, which are limited to:
- touhou, type moon, idolmaster (plebshit)
- PS3 games (plebshit)
- any japanese female
- things he only knows from gelbooru (kancolle, sonico, etc.)
- random tolerated generals (kigs, dolls, VNs)

How about /lgbt/

>>11380991,7
that's like saying anime should go to /tv/ and eroge to /lit/

Trap threads would be fine if they didn't always devolve into shitty :3~~ roleplaying and ugly retards posting their pictures but you guys insist on acting like "confused" teenagers from Facebook so I guess you can't have nice things.

>>11380991,8
>eroge to /lit/
good times

>>11380991,4
>>11380991,5
Sorry guys, I don't really know a lot about 4chan, or /jp/ for that matter! lol

my penis head has wrinkles
how do i make it smooth?
it's not cute penis color either

>>11380991,12
uncut*
cute pink color*

>>11380991,12
does your penis foreskin if? i recall people who are circumsized have trouble obtaining a smooth glans. you need to keep it covered with something and it will eventually become smoother and more sentitive. foreskin restoration works, as do prosthetic foreskins and a handful of similar products designed to cover just the glans

>>11380991,14
i have foreskin
maybe i masturbated too roughly in the past
i want a nice smooth tip even though i'll never get to use it

>>11380991,15
oh i dont know then maybe its just genetics or loose foreskin or something im not a penis expert

Listen to the anon, dude, stretch out your foreskin. it will take time, but you can get it back and your penis will feel amazing

Oh you have foreskin, never mind dude, I was slow

>>11380991,17
How long would it take? Will the head of my penis ever become naturally moist?

>>11380991,19
If you start now, it should take a few months to restore foreskin, maybe a year. Yes, your penis head will get its natural moist and softness back.

Try this method
http://www.apollotechonline.com/pdffiles/T-Tape%20Foreskin%20Restoration.pdf

>>11380991,20
umm, i'm uncut but my penis isn't naturally moist

>>11380991,20
I was looking at this, mostly because the guy has tons of pictures and it looks pretty nice.

http://www.foreskinrestore.com/restored_foreskin.html
http://www.foreskinrestore.com/results_1-24months.html
http://www.foreskinrestore.com/dtr.html

Look how smooth it looks.

http://tlctugger.com/YSC-instructions.htm

This one also shows a smooth glans. Both of the sites give me hope in being able to achieve a smooth and moist glans.

cute = not gay

>>11380991,23
It's pretty gay dude

i cant stop likening uncut dicks to loli clits. im not sure why. the thought of a loli touching her clit or pulling the hood back and touching it, perhaps for the first time, is incredibly exciting and arousing.

>>11380986
>It's cute in 2d but real world traps are disgusting subhuman shitheaps.

I've been saying this for years

>>11380991,26
No one cares dude.

clitoris = really small penis

if you like gurls then your a closet homo >__>

>>11380991,26
They are only disgusting subhuman shitheaps if they don't look like girls. I would like to have a trap boyfriend who looks like a girl, because girls are hard to talk to and their minds are strange and don't work what how you think they would.

>>11380991,28
i want to suck a loli's clit if thats the case

i want to see her face and hear her voice

>>11380991,30
It is, they can even stick out like a penis

>>11380991,31
cool i want to suck it

I want a cute boyfriend no matter what... why am I so gay?

>>11380991,29
Only a small percentage of those subhumans actually look female though.

>>11380991,34
just like real women

i wouldn't mind a feminine guy to be my boyfriend but femininity won't last forever so that makes me afraid

>>11380991,35
i try to be as feminine as possible ive even picked up a few feminine habits and i try to limit the amount of physical work i do so i gain no muscle and i choose my words so i dont sound too masculine

too bad im still not that girly

>>11380991,36
Sounds like you're working hard! Please be my boyfriend, you'll become even girlier when I insert my hard dick in your holes everyday and cum inside

>>11380991,35
No, a good portion of real women are at least feminine enough that they don't look like absolute monstrosities, unlike 99% of degenerate trannies.

>>11380991,36
do you cook?
do you like cuddling?

>>11380991,39
i love to cook! the things i do best are desserts but i can do it all and i also love to cuddle very much

Traps are always fucked up in the head why would you want one

>>11380991,40
cute

>>11380991,41
it's mostly the ones on hormones
they might want to go and have a full transition anyway
femboys are still ok

I wish I could find someone like you that I could adopt as my personal maid

>>11380991,43
>>11380991,40
(meant to quote this guy)

>>11380991,43
>maid
why? i'd take him as my lover if i had the chance
i would love to come home after work and have him running towards to door hugging and telling me "welcome back".

>>11380991,45
Well, my personal maid should do that kind of thing too.
Basically it's a maid-lover-sextoy all in one.
I am very fond of master-servant roleplaying though!

No sex before marriage!

>>11380991,47
I know someone who married a girl that wouldn't have sex with him until after marriage. I didn't think I'd ever meet someone like that.

It's funny because the guy is kind of a scumbag who slept around in high school, often insulted the girl's parents to their faces, and immediately told everyone about the first time they had sex and how it sucked because she kept crying.

>>11380991,48
what a good girl.

/a/ is down, mind if I stay here for a while?
What anime are you guys watching?

DON'T REPLY IT

>>11380991,50
Sup /a/ bro. I'm watching ~kill la kill~, because it is saving anime #basedtrigger.

I'm also not watching golden time, because it is by the same author as toradora, which we both know is absolute moeshit for cancerous moefags and the worst anime of all time.

>>11380991,50
Anime thread is about 3 threads down.

However, I am going to watch the last episode of Hidamari sketch x365.

>>11380991,52
Please stop with the shitposting, we don't enjoy it either.
>>11380991,53
Nice taste, tripfag.

>>11380991,54
This is the only way I can enjoy myself here, and I don't give a shit what you enjoy (stop saying 'we' you gay)

>>11380991,55
There are multiple people at this computer right now, so I say "we".
>and I don't give a shit what you enjoy
Wow that's really rude, anon. What did we ever do for you to hate us like this?

>>11380991,56
Yeah.. that's real funny dude. You're gay as hell.

>>11380991,54
>>>/foolz/
>>>/doushio.com/moe/

I just watched the mushishi special

dfw second season !

>>11380991,56
F*CK YOU

>>11380991,59
>look at this completely mature and good and respected anime with no cute girls at all. I'm watching it btw. do I have good tastes yet? boy I sure like fine art

>>11380991,57
Stop being mean to us please.
We'd post some cute pictures for you, but unfortunately you can't post pics here.
>>11380991,58
We're already over there.

We all were having a nice good ghost thread and you had to come and derail it with your faggotry, you fugging homog/a/ylord....

>>11380991,61
Who are you greening?

It just came out so I watched it, stop bullying me

>>11380991,63
Sorry, we just wanted to say hi.

>>11380991,60
Who taught you this tripcode?

>>11380991,62
Stop making us want to be mean to you.

If you just took the first bit of banter or continued it we'd be fine.

>>11380991,61
Do you ask what anime people are watching just so you can find some basis to insult everyone? To be blunt, that's really rude.

>>11380991,59
Is this true is it getting a second season?

>>11380991,61
>no cute girls

There was at least one. Maybe.

>>11380991,66
>Stop making us want to be mean to you.
But we don't even know what we did wrong.

>>11380991,68
True as hell. To think that it would get a sequel after all this time... wow. I will very watch it.

I'm watching hunter x hunter, Space Brothers, kill la kill, coppelion, imocho, log horizon and tokyo ravens #jp

Who crossy (crossdresser) here?
How do you handle your leg hairs? I usually take a normal razor with shaving foam (takes about 1-2 hours), but since i don't plug them out entirely, they are fully grown back after one week. Feels bad to have these hairy genetics.

>>11380991,71
you're not me
I'm watching hunter x hunter, Space Brothers, kill la kill, coppelion , unbreakable machine dolls, kuroko's basketball s2, galilei donna, strike the blood, daiyou no ace, log horizon, tokyo ravens and seitokai yakuindomo s2 #jp

>>11380991,73
Unbreakable machine dolls is over.

>>11380991,69
>There are multiple people at this computer right now, so I say "we".

I kind of skipped over this in my mind and it didn't even register before.

That's disgusting.

>>11380991,75
Please don't get mad. It's really a good thing to know others who understand and share your interests.

>>11380991,74
i didn't realize that, sorry

>>11380991,73
I haven't seen a single show on their except for the first few eps of Space Brothers and Kill la Kill though.

I can't believe Space Brothers is still airing, I have no clue it was going to be this long.

>>11380991,75
But it's not. It's actually a really fun experience for everybody.

>>11380991,74
>>11380991,77
coppelion too, sorry

>>11380991,72
try using an epilator

>>11380991,78
why would drop space brothers? serika-san is very cute

>>11380991,52
>I'm watching ~kill la kill~, because it is saving anime #basedtrigger.

I am watching it too and I don't like it. I don't even understand how anyone could like it.

>>11380991,82
the serika episode made me cry

>>11380991,82
dude... she is like 35 and mad ugly, like all the other girls in that slowass anime.

>>11380991,83
Nobody actually likes it. People only watch it to shitpost all over the place.

>>11380991,82
I dropped that shit when Hibito didn't die.

Any new butt toys anyone got lately?

>>11380991,81
This only works for a hair density like women got. You have to wax all your hairs professionally and after that you can epilate them weekly.

>>11380991,89
How much time does that take? I was going to wax my hair professionally, but I thought I'd have to subscribe to the beauty saloon and go there every month, I didn't think about epilating.
Is epilatng feasible if you have normal guy hair? (half arms, legs, chest, butt, navel and chinpo)

>>11380991,90
Like i said, you have to get rid of your hair professionally (wax) to reduce the hair density when they grow back and then frequently epilate them weekly or something. If you slack off and stop epilating them for a while you have again your gorilla legs and start by zero.

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>>11380991,91
What kind of guy wants to go have their leg hair waxed professionally?

>>11380991,93
gay guy

>>11380991,94
It's still embarrassing, even if you're trying to be a feminine gay guy you're still going there with a ton of leg hair.

>>11380991,95
just make up an excuse like you lost a bet

>>11380991,93
Every guy that wants to look cute. Hairs are ugly as HELL.

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>>11380991,94
Well, I happen to be gay, but I think straight guys would also want to wax!

But wouldn't the people there have to see and touch your body to do it. Too scary.

>>11380991,100
I'm only fantasizing about doing it. I probably don't have the courage to go to such a place. Maybe I'll try one day that I wake up confused and too dizzy to notice

how many of you aren't neets?
be honest...

>>11380991,102
I am as of two weeks ago, community college is just too hard for me :(

going to look for a job next month though

i hated college
everyone seemed so mature
having an immaturity complex didn't help either
i always felt like a kid compared to everyone else

Why "professionally" wax it? Why not doing it at home?

>>11380991,102
do a good deed;
kill a NEET.

>>11380991,104
Mature? Everyone in my college seems to think they're still in high school...

>>11380991,107
isn't that better?

>>11380991,108
Maybe for you.

why is gay /jp/ so lewd? are all gay people so lewd? is it always just about sex?

>>11380991,105
Actually, you're right. I'll do it at home.
Does anyone have any recommendations for waxing?

>>11380991,110
Gays are people so caught up with a sexual fetish that they have forgotten the reason they are even alive.

So of course they are like that.

>>11380991,112
is sexuality your sexual preference? i always thought it meant which gender you preferred.

http://www.twitch.tv/speeddemosarchivesda

get in here warosubros

I see people saying enemas are bad for you
they can wash away good bacteria?

please inform me, homos!

>>11380991,114
crush a can for jay owen
together we can beat leieukemia and cans

>>11380991,115
Enemas aren't harmful unless you do it constantly.

>>11380991,115
I wouldn't recommend it. If your diet isn't terrible and your lube is thick it shouldn't be too messy.
I've stopped doing them because I think they did some harm. I feel sick in my stomach after doing them, so they actually kill the mood for me.
It's not like I'm going to have sex with anyone, anyway.

>>11380991,117
>>11380991,118

and I think a douche isnt as deep as an enema, so are they better?

umm, is doing pushups, situps and pull+chinups enough? do i need to buy dumbbells as well?

>>11380991,120
A gun might do you better, fagboy.

>>11380991,120
Read the fucking sticky.

so i was going to make a post to totally own janny but it looks like I got banned a day ago lol

also someone linked that speed run marathon and i got banned after saying one thing

i live dangerously

>>11380991,43
>>11380991,45

oh god its like you guys are fighting over who gets to be with me

this is embarrassing

>>11380991,122
i don't want to leave the house

>>11380991,125
Well it looks like you're gonna have to go with >>11380991,121 then.

>>11380991,124
your happiness is the most important
it's up to you to choose
i'm not going to force you into anything

>>11380991,127
Too bad! I will force him to become my maid*, and steal him from you**!!!

*with my dick!

facetious nerd homosexuality is the worst meme.

i want platonic love with a cute /jp/ guy