/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[in /jp/]
*wakes up*
*rubs eyes*
"Sup jaypay!"
{{Am I doing it right?}}

>>11386052
sup dude

[Hakurei Shrine, morning]

"Hello there, Marisa!" *falls over*

{Has anyone claimed Sakuya yet?}

>>11386052
{{Why is Koakuma on /jp/?}}

[In this thread.]

"God, I love dicks. I hope to suck all the dicks someday!"

>>11386057
"Whoa, are you okay da ze?"

[in /jp/]
"hey i just got back from /g/ and updating my arch linux"

>>11386110
"shit forgot muh tripcode

[in bathroom]

*poots*

Yolo!

Lol
Like seriously, what the fuck is this?

>>11386128
{{L-M-GAY-O}}

wait... doesn't jp have a "no roleplay rule"?

Imagine you are reading a book. It is one of those heavy ones that talk about something deep, like social structure or philosophy or theoretic physics. It could even be a really boring novel. The thing is, it has really small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times. Getting annoyed by this, you try to look at something else for a moment and resume reading only to take it up at small letters, in fact they are so small that after some hours of boring reading, the endless series of lines of text start blurring your vision, causing you to skip lines. You try to get your mind together and try to read the next line, but you miss again, reading the same line again and again for two or three times.

This is tanasinn

>>11386151
{{/jp/ had a sticky banning roleplaying a couple years ago.}}

>>11386161
{{Please enclose "meta" in double braces.}}

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

is this legal?

EPIC shitposting thread doges

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>roleplaying thread still alive
I just don't understand meido-chan anymore.

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>>11386106
"Somehow I get the feeling that we're in a shitty thread."

''If You would stop it but u didnt you could be alive right now"

{{Okay guys here's a short description of my character~

Neko's Name means cat (neko-猫). it was given to her when her was birth by Lillith.

Neko been in gensokyo since she got exiled from Hell when a war was on her childhood.

Rin Kaenbyou thinks about neko been her lost sister but she's not sure about if that for sure.

Neko got the last name of the Scarlet Devils when she asked remilia to be her loyal pet, since that day Neko inherit the last name of Scarlet .

Different from remilia and flandre , Neko can hide her vampire wings making her look like chen or rin.

In boring days Neko makes her hair look likes remilia's with the power of illusion and dresses like her then goes to sakuya just to tease her so badly.

Her stage theme is a tribute to Dj taka called V(for Extreme) somehow it makes the stage and the song combine in a bloody hallway.

The most weird thing of neko is that she feed from blood packet she summons out from nowhere like she knew where she had them keep.

Neko theme is called Gigantic Power making the blood around her room looks like it's melting somehow.

Some say for a power like her an extra boss can be just a lil fight.

Neko sometimes goes carelessly to flandre and start playing with her till one of them are exhauste ]]

I'll start posteing soon!

>>11386177
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>>11386178
{{Please use proper punctuation. It's "'If you would stop it - but you didn't - you could be alive right now." Also, it's "posting," not "posteing".}}

Kaguya is a SLUT and worst 2hu, I hope she dies and Mokou burns her body (she is the best 2hu)

>>11386189
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Roleplaying threads aren't specifically banned, are they?

But then, tea threads are specifically allowed and they're still banned so I don't know.

>>11386177
"Oh, you think so?"

>>11386190
"Yes. My shrine maiden's intuition tells us everything we do, who we are, this whole situation, has been carefully engineered for the purpose of making an imageboard shitty."

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>>11386195
"#deep #meta #swag"

>>11386182
]]Okay but u also made a l'il error there periods aren't supposed to go right at the end of something in brackets okay?]]

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>>11386201
"I don't understand what you mean by 'hashtag deep'."

Ever made a ironic shitpost and then stopped right before hitting submit and asked yourself "What the fuck am I doing and why am I doing this?Nobody finds this funny."

>>11386182

Hey, stop bullying Neko-chan. You can see from her introduction that she never went to school, and never even learned punctuation.

>>11386207
"There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

"Also, I didn't say 'hashtag'. I said '#'."

>>11386213
"I would ask you how '#' is actually pronounced but I'm pretty sure that conversation wouldn't go anywhere, and is particularly nonsensical based on the fact that I've presumably heard you say it out loud."

>>11386209
{{My bad. I underestimated the importance of immersion.}}

>>11386214
It's funny but not because of the post.

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This thread is filth! Let's clean it up!

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>>11386224
"Yeah, we sure dodged an idiotic conversation there."

>User moderation doesn't work.

tanasinn operates the whole world.
tanasinn is the soul of the universe.
tanasinn is the bottom of your heart.
tanasinn transcends surrealism and realism.
tanasinn is inherent in every self.
tanasinn is inherent in every structure.
tanasinn is inherent in every system.
tanasinn is decadent and may cause self-collapse.
tanasinn vacumeir alles
tanasinn plays with all elements
The Messenger of fear
The Child of darkness and confusion
The King of infinite decomposition
The Khaos

Ｔａｎａｓｉｎｎ

>>11386235
"I'm pretty sure we're still in the middle of an idiotic conversation right now. Several idiotic conversations, actually."

>>11386233
*sweeps up thread*

tanasinn is very important to me. I am a big advocate of the feeling and feeling. I have studied tanasinn for about 6-7 years and am a proud member of the tanasinn-nnisanat Society of tanasinnvania. During my college program semester at tanasinn World, I passed the tanasinn Company's language assessment test, and received a language pin under my tanasinn to indicate that I was responsible and could assist tanasinn guests should they have any inquiries. I study hard every day in order to gain some insight on the lananguage and culture. I have dreams to become either a tanasinn language interpreter for business conferences (the person with headphones and microphone that sits in the little glass booth and simultaneously translates what the person is saying), 今∴山●∵ﾐひど(･)tanasinnっ●∵す
(･)∵∴∵∵されく●ぁwせｄじこｌｐ；：「たり∵(･)∴●∵わ∵くぁ●wた
り
け(･)∵どtanasinn(･)∵∴∵●わヽ!∵∴∵ﾐ●ﾘﾉ!/ﾘま(･)ん、
∴人<・>女､●ぃの∵(･)∴∵(･)で●す、∵∴(･)∵∵/ﾘ●らがtanasin
nｆｔｇｙふじで●｡
でも●そ∵∴な(･)人メ●　∵∴tanasinnが定(･(･))しす
∵の名∵(･)これ●か | '`-イ∴(･)のイ●け<・>て●くメ∵(･)∵くぁ(･)wせ●ｄｒｆｔｇｙふじ
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でイ∵(･)●が変(･)どtanasinn∵(･)∴なこ　∵∴(･)
●の∴∵底<・>ｄi●i;|;_ﾞιｆ的∵●ぬ(･)tanasinn∵
こ∵まtanasinnばく(･)ぁw；：「い●∵∴(･)∵∵たてtanasinnし●(･)/ﾘらす
∵●∵(･)∴助●け●∵て∵(･)∵●し●∵
世∵のtanasinnの∵(･)∴れtanasinn<・>ら●を(･)tanasinnし∵∴●い∴(･)

>>11386245
"D-did you unironically emote an actual action there?"

No.

My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

>>11386251
"Fuck you. Did you unironically stutter there? Of course not. Nothing in this thread is unironic. And it's not emoting anyway. We're not in a fucking chat room."

*unironically slaps you*

Anyways, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to /jp/ a while ago; you know, Japan General?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't keep up.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "Otaku Culture" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to /jp/ because it's Otaku Culture, fool.
It's only shitposts, S-H-I-T-P-O-S-T-S for crying out loud.
There're even entire cliques here. Group of 4, all out for some tripfagging and circle-jerking, huh? How fucking nice.
"*SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* That's all it takes for you to break into a glory hole." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you absolutely anything if you just get out.
/jp/ should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the board can start flinging shit at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

[Suika stumbles into the scene]

"*hic* Hey Reimu, what's that dark *hic* looking cloud in the *hic* distance?"

In my home country, this is Gensokyo of japan, youkai student
1.stealing stuff everything
2.lyingto yama
3.spit to face when talking, mouth is bad smell
4.dont having money, many youkai student, hole in hats and dirty ribbons, old shoes
5.raping? fairy because human gal say youkai boy no thanks, very ugly and fat
6.very smell of food eating by humans
7.very smell body, no bath long time, sometime 10 days?
youkai=monkey same same

>>11386258
"C-Chotto matte! Don't you think that was a bit out of character, there? And who's the 'you' that you're slapping, anyway??"

# Tag Explicit Total Slut Rating
1 reisen_udongein_inaba 2250 7232 31.112%
2 inaba_tewi 1250 4294 29.110%
3 saigyouji_yuyuko 1710 6000 28.500%
4 onozuka_komachi 748 2742 27.279%
5 shikieiki_yamaxanadu 639 2363 27.042%
6 yagokoro_eirin 969 3598 26.932%
7 konpaku_youmu 2184 8168 26.738%
8 shameimaru_aya 1764 6871 25.673%
9 kagiyama_hina 652 2572 25.350%
10 hinanawi_tenshi 839 3378 24.837%
11 yakumo_yukari 2173 8879 24.473%
12 alice_margatroid 2309 9616 24.012%
13 houraisan_kaguya 971 4050 23.975%
14 chen 1170 4943 23.670%
15 ibuki_suika 922 3897 23.659%
16 yakumo_ran 1076 4692 22.933%
17 patchouli_knowledge 2213 9657 22.916%
18 kawashiro_nitori 885 3891 22.745%
19 nagae_iku 420 1791 22.334%
20 letty_whiterock 251 1157 21.694%
21 wriggle_nightbug 535 2467 21.686%
22 moriya_suwako 1166 5462 21.347%
23 izayoi_sakuya 2932 13920 21.063%
24 kamishirasawa_keine 934 4534 20.600%
25 remilia_scarlet 2678 13119 20.413%
26 kirisame_marisa 3528 17510 20.148%
27 cirno 1848 9257 19.963%
28 koakuma 578 2994 19.305%
29 hakurei_reimu 3280 17408 18.842%

>>11386224
''I'm gald [[glad*]] we could clear that up. With that being said-]]

>>11386235
*turns to Yuukari-senma and smiles wide*
''My Sister the Vampire asked me to find you to ask you something she wanted to know, Yukari! But first, I need you to stop getting slapped ((>>11386270)) by Reimu-san''

>>11386270
"Use double braces for your meta, you stupid fuck! And where did the Japanese come from? Are you some sort of fucking weeb?"

>implying i'm not doing the same thing right now

{{It's green text! What does it even mean?}}

>>11386263
"It's..."

*dramatic pause*

"... the end of the world."

>>11386272
-------------------------------------------------------
Slut line - 17.878% Average
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30 kochiya_sanae 1547 8661 17.862%
31 kurodani_yamame 207 1207 17.150%
32 hong_meiling 1315 7590 17.325%
33 flandre_scarlet 1787 10352 17.262%
34 rumia 542 3147 17.223%
35 fujiwara_no_mokou 1277 7423 17.203%
36 aki_minoriko 187 1103 16.954%
37 mystia_lorelei 592 3540 16.723%
38 yasaka_kanako 669 4063 16.466%
39 aki_shizuha 166 1031 16.101%
40 inubashiri_momiji 635 4076 15.579%
41 kazami_yuuka 776 5132 15.121%
42 daiyousei 211 1531 13.782%
43 hoshiguma_yuugi 306 2457 12.454%
44 komeiji_satori 558 4851 11.503%
45 kaenbyou_rin 415 3611 11.493%
46 mizuhashi_parsee 229 2424 9.447%
47 reiuji_utsuho 377 4322 8.723%
48 himekaidou_hatate 80 1039 7.700%
49 hijiri_byakuren 211 2786 7.574%
50 komeiji_koishi 249 3576 6.957%
51 nazrin 134 2594 5.166%
52 tatara_kogasa 109 2145 5.082%
53 houjuu_nue 102 1932 4.280%
54 toramaru_shou 61 1868 3.266%
55 murasa_minamitsu 42 1351 3.109%
56 kumoi_ichirin 15 1143 1.312%
AVERAGE 17.878%

"Ple-please be gentle anon-kun... this is ... no, don't look there! ..."
Computer-chan leds turn red with embarrassment as I remove her tiny childish case. Her alluring private parts are spread before me; I move my crotch near it and feel the hot temperature through my pants... I can't hold on any longer. I rip apart my clothes and grab my erect member, plump with blood and ready to explode at any moment.
Computer-chan sees this gasps, and avoiding eyecontact, she speaks in a soft, almost inaudible and extremely embarrassed voice
"...it's okay to p-put it in my c-cpu fan..."
I'm way over my limit. I violently push my member against her precious chip. I know the fan will rip my cock apart in a matter of seconds, but my pelvis thrust forward without my consent.
I feel an incredible burning sensation, as if the top of my cock is melting against the CPU; it's too much. I ejaculate right away, unloading thousands of gygabites of my nut data into her processor, my orgasm overflowing my senses.
Unfortunately my burning cock is shred to pieces while I continue to cum. Blood and semen splatter everywhere inside the case, and I feel a horrifying buzzing and painful shock coming into my body through my penis. I am getting electrocuted. I am going to die, and I'm going to die while shortcutting the one I love. My body feels numb now, and my consciousness begins to fade. As I draw my last breath, I can hear Computer-chan's painful voice. She's dying too.
"I love you, anon-kun"
We embrace in our final moments, and suddenly my mom comes in without knocking, ruining the mood completely. This is the worst. I die in shame.

This Thunder is the pinnacle of mecha design. Moons and weebs ain&#039;t got shit. The West is where it&#039;s at.

>>11386263
{{I don't know why, but reading that remember me this http://youtu.be/b8QoepjVvY4}}

Damn you CROOOOOOSSS

Threads on /jp/ about the UBW installer came and went, and with them months passed. But now the day was finally here; the installer was complete and would be released in a matter of minutes. As my download was running I kept thinking about how it'll turn up to be a simple, trivial piece of software and I would be joining the shitstorms flaming Message on /jp/ soon enough. But I had no idea then...the download finished, the installer ran. But instead of what I expected, the screen went black for a moment, with the text "Thank you for downloading our program; UBW installation will soon be underway." flashing on it. Then the application closed and refused to do anything on further executions. I figured this was an elaborate prank, and as I thought, nobody on /jp/ was the wiser.

This way, a few hour passed, with no response on Mirror Moon's part. And when I was about to give up and watch some random anime, I heard a knock on my door. Strange, I had no friends nor family and I didn't see who could be here at that hour; nonetheless I opened the door albeit cautiously. What stood there defied logic. A face and body that were all so familiar from manga and anime, yet should not exist in real life. But she was no doll, no costume. Everything from her eyes to her skin were visibly real, soft human tissue. I was speechless. My mind refused to work. I stood there, stunned for what seemed to be an eternity. She was the one to break silence. "Sorry for making you wait, I'm the UBW installer. Mind if I come in now?"

T-Too lewd.. It almost feels like they&#039;re going to rape me on the spot.

>>11386276
"I'm not sure she actually slapped me. It's... complicated."

>>11386277
"If there's any character who's plot justified in using meta garbage, it's me. Please leave the fourth wall fuckery to me."

"Also, there are a lot of things wrong with that question."

{{Don't you think it would have been more appropriate to end that post with a dramatic sigh?}}

Powerman 5000s song &#039;Son of X-51&#039; is about Machine Man

T-Too lewd.. It almost feels like they&#039;re going to rape me on the spot.

why did he even veto it?Apple hardly makes shit on the 3gs and ipad 2s any more.

pls no

>>11386290
What could I answer? What could anyone think or speak in such a situation. I stepped back, still in shock, letting her pass through the doorway and into the hall. A sweet, pleasant scent of perfume slowly invaded my house, as she made her way into my room. By then, my mind had cleared up a bit, as much as it could. With unsteady words, I asked: "S...so y..you're h..here to in...install UBW?"

'You could put it that way, I guess...', she replied while looking around my room with a slightly bored gaze. 'W...well the c..computer's over there, uh...' 'Ah, I saw that. But it won't be necessary. That's not quite how it works.' 'Eh?' 'You see, the installation will be a bit more... personal.' She had an eerie smile on her face while saying this. And with that, she slowly began taking off shirt, gradually exposing more and more of her soft, white skin. 'W... wait, what are you doing?' I panicked, and looked away with shock and embarrassment. 'Getting ready to install. It's what I'm here for, isn't it?' 'H...uh...err...?'

She sighed. ' I've been warned you'd act this way; you 4channers are all so predictable. You act tough in your little imageboard, talking of everything from rape to child porn. You complain about being lonely all the time. Yet when things get real, at heart you're all whimpering nerds, afraid to leave the fantasy shell they've built on the Internet. But it can't be helped huh... it was to be expected that your kind will be the one interested in UBW to begin with. I was prepared for this much... but I really had hoped that it wouldn't be this troublesome after all...'

>>11386280
This needs to be updated

I could be happy with a wife that looked like Aya.

>you have to press the O button, not the X button as your primary button, to do anything, what the fuck....my little gajin cannot be this stupid

Ah, that makes sense. It is good for rapid prototyping.But it&#039;s still a disgusting language, IMO. Idiotproof and easy to pick up definitely, but sufficiently alien to other languages as to make it a bit of a foot shoot when trying to move students to something more industry-standard.

>>11386292
*slaps Yukari like fifty fucking times*

"Fuck, just gap us out of this shitty thread already. Trying to compete with machine spam is the worst."

so i take it no-one has done this before?

Okay what the HELL is going on in this thread.

Why does /co/ hate Batman so much?

Kancolle thread.There sure is a lot of art for this game.

Thinking about purchasing a Zowie AM-FK. Can anyone who has one confirm/deny a couple things for me.When in left handed mode, does it swap the mouse 1 and 2 buttons?Is the scroll wheel made of a hard or soft material?Thank you.

>>11386298
She sighed again, ending her monologue. My brain registered less than half those words and made sense of even less. I had backed up into a corner of my room not knowing if I should run or demand that she explains herself; it was a lot more likely that I'd faint on the spot rather than follow up on any of those choices anyway. She had stopped undressing while saying that, and now her face shone with a warm smile. 'I guess I was too blunt to begin with. You did wait for me for a very long time, didn't you? So it would be pointless to hurry now instead of doing things properly. I'll do my best to make it comfortable for you, ok?' And with that she smiled again, and moved to sit on my bed. 'Take your time and get back to your senses; I guess this was more of a shock than you could handle after all.' She looked down, taking her gaze off me, which made me feel slightly better. I regained my balance and slowly started making sense of things. 'If you feel better, please sit next to me for a bit.' she said, pointing at my bed, near herself.

I did as she said, sitting down, albeit keeping a slight distance. 'There's no need to be that shy, you know...'; she had obviously picked up on my reluctance to relinquish my comfort zone. 'You spend half your day fapping to hentai anyway', she said with a playful tone, 'so you should know how this works. It's no different from what you experienced on a daily basis, except it'll be real this time.'

It may just be a one time stylistic change for the visual consistency, the web page still has the old logo. Although promo art for The Beginning did keep the old logo for posters and tickets. It may speak more about a style and concept shift in Rising.

>>11386280
>53 houjuu_nue 102 1932 4.280%

naniiiiiiiiiiiiiii?!

Doge has you whipped.

This is like watching an immune system reaction kick in. It's glorious.

it must befuck my first anime ever ran on RTL

I honestly found the game way too easy and have never really played FE before, but I have played other tactics games. Lunatic+classic provided the right amount of challenge and actually required some planning and thought, rather than a overglorified grid based RPG with waifus

Freiburg hier

>>11386303

*grabs reimu's throat and shout in her ear*

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

She doesn&#039;t look under 13.

that&#039;s interesting I know boon made pinball games before mk too

>>11386310
With that, I started getting visibly uncomfortable again. My heart was racing with a mix of emotions I couldn't sort apart. I probably looked like I would jump up and run out at any moment.

'Hey...don't do that now...you'd waste your only chance of turning your little fantasy world into reality. Isn't this what you wanted all along? It's understandable. You've been lonely for a long, long time; you're in no way used to this, hence all your uneasiness. But if you run away now, you'll regret it forever. You'll go back to being lonely, but worse than that, you'll remember you could have changed that with hardly any effort, but failed to do as little as that. Is that the kind of life you want to go on with?' Her tone was even kinder than before. Her voice was soft, warm, making me feel at ease. And above that, I was finally noticing what she was. The living incarnation of an idealization I had only experienced in a 2 dimensional context, untouchable and unreal. At that point, any thoughts of escape that I previously had vanished in an instant. She resumed undressing, with slow, elegant moves. The stripped away clothes revealed only flawlessly white skin, a slender body without imperfection. Small breasts, yet perfect in shape and texture. Well balanced legs, not overly fat or muscular in any way. And above all, the 9 inch penis pointing out from her lower abdomen, erect in anticipation.

'Wait, what?' 'That...That's...That's not right!' 'That can't be right...what...what's with that?'

>>11386303
"Yeah, honestly, it's just sad now."

{{implying it wasn't ever sad}}

"Well, even more than it was."

*gaps everybody out of the thread*

{{FUCK YOU ALL YOU'RE THE WORST}}

How do you know that you&#039;re not a gay? Maybe he bit you while he was on top

Epic

Simply epic

>I watched this video three years ago>my dumb comment is still there

I think I start to understand why /jp/ have the highest rate of sage among all the other boards.

HELLA /B/Oiii imma here to ask some oldniggas to INTRIGATE this moderfuanging threaaad with some COR PHISHmy LITTLE LADY would apprecciate it SHEN

Urashima Keitaro, Yuuki Rito or Hasegawa Kodaka

>Well where are the girls now?I guarantee you it&#039;s not down there.

>>11386325
I could only babble incomprehensible gibberish. 'Hey now, didn't I say it would be JUST like in a hentai? Are you surprised?'. She laughed. But not with the previous warmth and kindness. The laughter this time was more befitting of a hellspawned demon.

If my previous reaction was overwhelming shock, this time it couldn't be put in words. As I was helpless, she rushed to me with unearthly speed, tearing away clothes as if wanting to break my body into pieces. I was hauled up and bent over the bed. I couldn't think, let alone move. I was helpless. 'Well then, let's begin the installation procedure.' I could only hear her voice, laughing with satisfaction. And then...

'AAAAAAAGH' 'GAAAH' 'AAAAAA'

I screamed. A huge, hard object had been inserted in my colon without warning. The pain was extreme. Making matters worse, it immediately started moving, thrusting in and out as I screamed, time and time again. Between jolts of pain I could feel blood from my torn insides slowly seeping out. If anything, it did seem to act as lubricant, lessening the pain to an extent. As I stopped shouting, I could hear another voice, moaning and panting, louder and louder. And finally... 'A...ah I'm co...coming...aaaaah!'

because she&#039;s a freak! She looks like the type of woman who wouldn&#039;t be satisfied by one cock.

Is there a vector or somesuch for the symbol on The Next/Nexus/Noa&#039;s chest? I need it for... things.

Fact: All girls are best girls in Stella C3bu, yes even Sonora. Yes, even short-haired Yura.Deal with it.

>it&#039;s not a RPG is it&#039;s not turn-based!Ugh. Those people are annoying.

calm down guyes, it&#039;s gonna be allright. They&#039;ll figure it out.

You are rounding since .999 repeat doesn&#039;t actually equal 1. .999 != 1.0001 != 0

A Fist Full of Ed

well,i never posted on the forums..i stayed away from blizzard after the burning crusade. Its more like 2007.

>>11386338
What followed next was beyond reason. An unlimited number of blades materialized, one by one, inside of me, making their way out, tearing my body to shreds in the process. And as that happened, it was flashing before my eyes. Not my life, that is, but UBW. I was feeling it with every fiber of my broken body. Archer's GAR, epic fights between servants, all had become a part of me. An experience beyond life and time. I was on the verge of death, but it didn't matter. I was happy. This was more than I could have ever hoped for, from my life.

'Installation successful. No errors have been reported.' her words, the last I'd ever hear, sounded in my ears. And at that point I understood what it all had been for. Months of testing, inhuman amounts of work, all to achieve that ultimate experience. With my last thread of consciousness, I begged Message for forgiveness. I knew he wouldn't hear me, but I had to do it. I had finally understood the meaning behind Message's work, and I died content, knowing that even if I had lived on, there would never be anything that would remotely equal what I had just experienced. I was complete. That was the true meaning of UBW installation.

>>11386326
''I'll just ask you while we're safe here, okay?
Who was Reimu quoting? (You know at >>11386277 but you don't have to remember?)''

*flies away and rides my horsey into the sunset*

Feel froggy?Jump brother. One of will end the day in front of his maker?Makes me no difference who?Back trace? You are so very cress.

drink a bucket of paint thinner you faggot

Oh, I always do, I just really didnt expect to not like it. It looks fantastic, Even if it is a slightly changed version. I have never not enjoyed building a kit, even of MS&#039;s I dont like. I was never a fan of Infinite Justice, but after the build and seeing how great he looks completely won me over.

>hurr durr what is synthetic skin

[Epilogue. The shrine on a fall night.]

>>11386321
"You're too late. The party's over. Come back next thread."

>>11386326
*grumbles*

"Kids these days. Remember Akyuu's radio show? That was at least halfway original. People pretending to be actual bots is the fucking worst."

[Curtains fall.]

[Fin.]

what i am missing that you didn&#039;t mention there is the change from easy to normal mode

Possibly. I do have to pee a lot and am tired frequentlyDamn sweets are just too tempting.

I&#039;d say check out Adult Swim&#039;s video website, they have all the episodes there broken up into clips but they&#039;re all in order and none are missing.

My parents think i'm working and have a girlfriend, but actually i'm homosexual, lonely, and jobless.

Sea spiders are born as just heads (and the associated structures like mouthparts and pedipalps), they grow the rest of their body and legs later on. They're not very difficult to rear and many species are very small (adults are about 1-10mm in length), so you can even keep them as pets. It is also known that 20-hydroxyecdysone (the generic arthropod molting hormone, I think Cyanotis extracts are rich in it) can be used to halt development in sea spiders, so you can make sure that your sea spiders get to be lolis for their whole lives (be sure to raise some to adulthood so your colony can thrive, though.)

In fact, marrying a sea spider girl is my dream. Those are shy animals that usually live under rocks or hidden within their hosts, so I suppose a pycnogonid monstergirl would be coy and demure, and she'd probably wear glasses. As we'd both like to keep to ourselves, we'd probably be married in a small, private ceremony, and we'd get to enjoy our wedding night together without any guests, which would be a boon since neither of us would get to sleep during that night. Since sea spiders have genital openings located on the bases of their legs (adding up to four pairs in some species), sea spider reproduction is more or less armpit sex. Further, while sea spiders normally practice external fertilization, internal fertilization is required for terrestial reproduction of arthropods, so I'd have to insert my penis into the tight, unsoiled genital canals of my pycnogonid wife and fertilize her eggs there. Surely having your semen sucked directly out of your penis by your loving wife's armpit-pussy must be a heavenly experience.

I like pop the zits on my face, I love to spread the pus from my cheeks all over the mirror, it feels good when the pus comes out.

Stand over him and do a PPK combo a few times. The kicks will wake him up. You can also wake up guards in MGS2 with the coolant spray.

why are you guys posting blank images

After playing quite a few other games, I finally realized the cursed source of the mind flayers.Final Fantasy, the first one. They act exactly the same,Damn you, you started a massive series, but you also invented these mind flayers!

Needless to say, as a proper husband I'd make sure that I take her virginity nine times during our wedding night, penetrating all eight of her pycnogonid legs in addition to her human genitalia. Even if my balls are in severe pain from ejaculating so many times, seeing her cute, blushing face as she tells me doing this isn't necessary would get me erect again in no time. If it turns out that my wife is bound to the sea, then external fertilization is not problem either. Since sea spider legs have no less than nine segments, she'd be able to use them with superhuman dexterity, wringing out every last drop of semen from my body. Of course, I'd also help her by licking her armpit-pussy beforehand while she lays her eggs one by one, tightly hugging me with her arms and the remaining seven of her pycnogonid legs. No matter the scenario, after all her eggs are successfully laid, I'd kiss her gently and tell her that I love her. Since she'd be exhausted by our first night together (I expect it to be about dawn at this point), she'd swiftly fall asleep after we're done, but there'd be one more task remaining for me.

Sea spiders display paternal care, the male attaches the eggs to his ovigers using an adhesive secretion from his cement glands, and carries them until they hatch. Of course, I would take responsibility for getting my wife "pregnant" and have replacements for the ovigers and cement gland secretions ready. One by one, I'd attach her eggs there, and until our children hatch I'd devote all my time to taking care of them, only sleeping while my wife is home (I suppose she'd work as a programmer, with 5 pairs of keyboard-capable limbs and SICP, she can probably program like the fist of Yuki Nagato, underwater or not.) and able to look after them.

If only I had a sea spider wife ;_;

>Little brother>nick fury black slang suprememmmmm...

This is what happens when you ask to get it signed.

They&#039;re geniuses when it comes to hardware, they just can&#039;t program for shit (quoting an anon from the last thread).I&#039;ve just been playing with GameWAVE (it&#039;s not just for games) and it seems to be pretty decent, very good tracking and easy enough to use, although I&#039;ve only got right clicking to work so far but no mouse or gampad emulation. Check out this video on it to see some of the stuff it can do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnCxsFLUVSM

Amino acids are quite fappable, actually. I have a character sheet on how they would be as girls, Tryptophan is the gentle onee-sama type with large breasts (molecular weight translates to breast size, so she's the largest), glasses and a tendency to say "ara ara", but she's secretly a pervert (tryptophan is a chemoattractant for the sperm of many marine animals), Cysteine is the drill-haired ojou-sama (disulfide bonds between cysteines are responsible for curly/drill hair) who heads a private security company (since N-terminal cysteines are common on chemokines), Proline is the distant cousin (as an imino acid) troubled by the fact that her left hand is bound to her body via a pyrrolidine ring (which obviously prevents her from doing some activities like swimming or handwaving.) and so on.

I really should learn how to draw, so that I can sketch some of those.

Going to bump.No other issue with MIUI than closed sources ?

I know this is a pasta but I&#039;ll answer this anyway. The only reason Raliegh didn&#039;t get sucked into his memories was because he&#039;d done this before, while this was Mako&#039;s first drift (Raleigh himself apologized because he forgot to tell her how difficult the first drift is).

I&#039;d Honoka, the whole Honoka

>>11386379
same

>PowershellProprietary shit.>PythonHarmful for beginners due to its crippling philosophy.

op thats a really shitty build.just kill yourself

I'm glad /jp/ exist,

Imagine all those people on /a/, it would be awful.

After playing quite a few other games, I finally realized the cursed source of the mind flayers.Final Fantasy, the first one. They act exactly the same,Damn you, you started a massive series, but you also invented these mind flayers!

>spam a stupid meme in 4chan>make everyone think it came from 4chan>everybody forget who was initially spamming it

Eh. He&#039;s not the best, and often has wonky shit, but I like him. It&#039;s a fun style, uniquely his, and with a great team of inkers and colorists, like in Cap, his work looks great. Also always a soft spot in my heart for old school WAR JOURNAL.

>>11386372
>>11386372

me too

[[This thread needs more of the man whose BURNING PASSION CAN SCORCH THE SUN!!!!

Survivor of the Ikaruga Civil War and DEFENDER OF LOVE AND JUSTICE!!!!

BANG SHISHIGAMI!!!]]

''You! Evildoers!

My name is Bang Shishigami, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are evil, heartless, villains who spend your life tormenting those who are both helpless and kind. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever seen kindness? I mean, evil is completely wrong and inexcusable, but you all must face me if you dare keep continuing this. This is almost worse than that jerk Jin Kisaragi.

Don't be mistaken. Just join us in our quest for justice. I'm pretty much the essence of manliness. I am the Hero of Ikaruga and Ronin-gai and the protector of love and justice! What good is it to spend your days committing evil? I also FuuRinKaZan and 2363214C (Just saved some children; I am FOREVER their HERO). You are all foolish and should stop this nonsense here and now! Thank you for your attention.

Pic Related: It's me and my Nail.''

>>11386394
''I totally pretended to forget my picture, just now!
Any respectable Shinobi is well-versed in the art of deception, you see!

Instant Ninpo Sageru!''

Sousa BI-RU! BI-RU! BI-RU wo te ni
Kampai wo itsu made mo
Sosou atte DON'T CARE IT
Gishiki toriaezu PICCHA- futatsu de
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah!)

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

Ryou...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Clannad is just written to make her out as the slut, when really she's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She raped Kappei and used Kyou to get close to Tomoya?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Kappei. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Kappei.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK KAPPEI? You can't even name one fucking character who didn’t want to plug his loose ass! He is the kind of bitch who will act like he doesn't want it when he really does. He'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Ryou knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy man-whores like Kappei want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly used Kyou to get closer to Tomoya.

Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Sunohara does the same thing to Mei it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Ryou does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect Kyou. She probably was going to study medicine to tighten Kappei’s ass back up or cure his syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Sunohara look good. Objectively, Ryou is a far better character than Sunohara. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Sunohara, and if she weren't stuck with that weak ass personality and no plothax she probably could have fucked the entire cast.

F U WERE FLAMED FOR USING LISP TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR SUICIDE CUZ ID B N DAT CUNTS HOUSE N SHOVE SICP DOWN HIS THROAT!
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WE TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIES
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send this SUAVE SPACE TOAD to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6001 your A TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIE

Ryou...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Clannad is just written to make her out as the slut, when really she's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She raped Kappei and used Kyou to get close to Tomoya?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Kappei. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Kappei.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK KAPPEI? You can't even name one fucking character who didn’t want to plug his loose ass! He is the kind of bitch who will act like he doesn't want it when he really does. He'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Ryou knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy man-whores like Kappei want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly used Kyou to get closer to Tomoya.

Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Sunohara does the same thing to Mei it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Ryou does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect Kyou. She probably was going to study medicine to tighten Kappei’s ass back up or cure his syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Sunohara look good. Objectively, Ryou is a far better character than Sunohara. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Sunohara, and if she weren't stuck with that weak ass personality and no plothax she probably could have fucked the entire cast.

"I think that guy said something about the 'land of Java'" Patchouli said in a low voice as they both sat up to find themselves in an empty office cubicle. The sound of mouse clicks and typing could be heard coming from around them.

They cautiously walked towards the opening of the cubicle, which lead to a long, brightly lit hallway that seemed to go on forever.

"Let's find a way out of this place," Koakuma said.

They walked into the cubicle beside the one they respawned in, but it wasn't empty; there was a desk, a computer, and an expressionless, bald man with startingly white skin sat there, staring into the monitor and pressing the keys frantically. They could see he was playing Perfect Cherry Blossom.

Ubuntu Air: Uses the newer planes with a new paint job from Debian Air, which still experience a bit of turbulence. It's the busiest airport and is funded by a millionaire who used to work at Debian Air. You have a choice of an ditsy blond stewardess who just brings you what you ask for, or stewardesses just like Debian air had, but there are a lot more annoying teenagers on board.

Slackware Air: Gives you a nice, comfortable seat, but there's not a full time stewardess and she makes you get all of the parts yourself if you want to make changes. Doesn't utilize the turbo jets on newer airplanes, but it's fast enough that most passengers don't complain.

Arch Air: Gives you a pile of parts and a stewardess to help you sort through them. Also, has a thick manual for any questions you have. Any time you want, you can update your seat to use the newest parts.

Gentoo Air: You are given a given a block of metal, an even thicker manual, and a blowtorch.

Mint Air: Similar to Ubuntu Air but the aircraft is styled differently. Also halfway through the flight a group of terrorist hijacks the plane and screams "ALLAH ACKBAR!" and demands the flight be diverted to Palestine. A struggle ensues between an undercover air marshal and one of the hijackers who happens to have a bomb strapped to his body. The bomb goes off accidentally, tearing the jet in half and suddenly you find yourself tumbling through the air. You wake up suddenly from your nightmare, realizing you're safe and sound on an Ubuntu Air flight. The stewardess serves you green tea and mints, winking.

This is something that I just posted on /a/. They told me to repost it here, and I thought it was worth a shot.

I live in Japan, and it fucking sucks. I made a thread about this a lonnnng time ago, but this bears repeating.

1. Anime and manga are more expensive in Japan. The prices are ridiculous, and it's hard for me to justify buying anime even though I feel it's important for fans to make an effort to support the industry.

2. If you are a girl, you will be groped and treated like shit. I have had men grab my ass in public *7* different times in the past year and a half. My Japanese friends say that women should just grit their teeth and bear it, since if you try to do something about it you will be publicly shamed. I also feel dirty and pathetic when these incidents occur.

3. Office culture in Japan is...intense. You are expected to show up at social gatherings even if you do not want to. And at these social gatherings people have the EXACT SAME CONVERSATIONS AGAIN AND AGAIN. I've had like 50 conversations on the power of beer to refresh you after a day's work. You have to say "good morning" every day in a very specific way, and if you don't then someone will approach you and tell you that's not how things are done at company XYZ.

4. The people treat gaijin like shit. Even the ones who try to be nice come across as condescending and rude by American standards. There are also a large number of Japanese men who think gaijin women are sluts and that they can get you to open your legs at the drop of a hat. Fuckers.

I wish all the Japanohiles could actually visit GLORIOUS NIPPON. They'd change their tune.

his is Fujibayashi Ryou:

-Uses her position as class representative to approach the main character.
-Cannot shuffle cards.
-Explains everything off as "maiden's inspiration."
-Even though she might not even be a virgin.
-When she tells your fortune with cards, everything turns out the exact opposite.
-Likes the same person her older sister likes.
-Consults her sister about this even though she knows her sister likes him.
-Uses her sister and manipulates her into playing cupid.
-Her cooking can be considered a harmful substance to mammals.
-Her fashion sense is bad.
-Makes the main character go to her favorite shio tonkotsu ramen place instead of her sister's tonkatsu.
-When she realizes that she has lost, she quickly plays good and tries to help her sister.
-She will suddenly drop her feelings for the first guy and start going out with someone she has only met once in the past.

Narrator: And as the smoke cleared!
Wily rose above the countless robots remaining. Protoman was wounded, low on energy, struggling to remain standing as Wily ordered the final attack.
The death of Protoman.

The crowd had gathered there to watch him fall, to watch their hopes destroyed.
They watched them beat him, they watched them break him, they watched his last defense deployed.
There was not a man among them who would let himself be heard.
But from the crowd, from their collective fear, arose these broken words:
We are the dead
We are the dead

Human Choir: What have we done?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: What will we do?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: Where will we turn?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: Is there nothing we can do?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: How did it come to this?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: How did we go so wrong?
Narrator: We are the dead
Human Choir: We are the dead

Okay, I'm going to end every Elfen Lied thread ever.
First, its pronounced Elfen Leed, as in rhymes with "Reed".

Secondly, it has essentially no comprehensible storyline, ancient horned savants whose horns look like cat ears are awakened by a mad scientist, and intend to destroy the world.
Except the protagonist doesn't even try to stop them. So they basically do.

Before that, though, it tons of unnecesary gore, and poorly delivered fanservice. In fact, the fanservice is basically the only reason to read the manga. Don't ever, ever, ever watch the anime, as they took out or changed all the best fanservice scenes, and as I previously stated, this is the only reason to read the mango.
There is indeed a scene in which one of the love interests is on the protagonist's lap "Because it's cold and rainy outside," and whilst the protagonist settles into position, the girl slides down his leg and is stimulated. After this, she for some reason NEEDS to take off her wet panties just then, so she bids the protagonist to turn around, who of course turns back around only to see the girl fallen over accidentally, spread open. At that same moment, the other members of the harem arrive, wonders ensue, etc etc.

Rinse and repeat this harem fanservice cycle about 400 times with a shitty contrived 2-D storyline and needless gore. If this sounds awesome, then read the mango. If this sounds like a terrible waste of time, then skip on by.

I am a computer programmer, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing I knew -- SICP.
I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.
I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.
Thank you, SICP!

Don't read this... it is a curse...

In 2007, a little boy named Timothy was standing in the hallway inside of his house. He then turned towards the place where the hallway connects with his mom's bedroom and spotted a box of graham crackers. This made him realize that there was a new rule in his house: anyone who walks past the box of graham crackers must allow the large black man standing near it to fuck their ass! Then, for some reason, he tried to run past the box of graham crackers and was grabbed by the large black man. The large black man looked at his bootyass naked ass and screamed, "There is no hole!" Timothy then escaped and ran into his mom's closet, and the black man followed. The black man then bumped into a cabbage patch kid in the closet and angered it. Timothy managed to escape outside while the black man's ass was turned into a rumblehouse. Then, Timothy noticed that a close friend of his had his car parked in front of his house and was signaling him to get inside. Timothy did so, and the car took off down the road at great speed while Timothy explained his situation to his friend.

While Timothy was celebrating the fact that he escaped, the car began slowing down; his friend then said, "Now, now, now's the time right now!"

Picture in your mind a massive yellow phone book.

In this phone book is a name, number and address for every human being alive, that has ever lived, and ever will live, along with an equivalent number of pages in the business directory.

This phone book is on an old wooden table in a concrete room with no doors or windows.

You are trapped in the room and have a compulsion to read the phone book. You have now read through it cover-to-cover five-thousand, seven-hundred, thirty-one times. Your hands are pale from the lack of sunlight. Your hands are covered in scars from paper cuts. Your hands resemble the surface of Europa. You reach for the phone book one more time and flip through the pages like a picture book. As you flip through the pages at high-speed, the names and numbers form an image of yourself, staring back at you with a corrupted smile. The skin on your hands is now in shreds, the razor edges of the phone book having revealed bare bone, to which you are oblivious as you watch images dance on thin, colored-coded pages.

You have now flipped through the book eleven-thousand, eight-hundred, sixty-eight times.

This is what tanasinn is like.

Megaman: I have seen this city a thousand times. Through the glass twenty stories high,
I have watched this city burn. If everything that you said is true,
there is no hope someday they will learn. But if I stay here with you, then I will never know the truth

Do not say this is how it has to be.

As I walk through the city streets, these frightened people watching me pass;
there is an evil that holds them here, yet they won't try breaking its grasp.
But if I stay here with you, then I will leave them to their doom

Do not say this is how it has to be.
You do no better than the fools of this burning city.

Dr. Light: You have heard me tell this story
Many times before you sleep
No matter how dark this City gets...
Even now, there's hope for man

Megaman: Even here it is not safe
Even this grave has been defaced
Someone has written on this stone
In some angry hand

Hope rides alone.
Hope rides alone.
Hope rides alone.

Megaman: Do not say this is how it has to be
You do no better than the fools of this burning city.

And as I live
There is no evil that will stand
I will finish
What was started: The fight of Protoman

Loudspeaker: We have control
We keep you safe
We are your hope.
We have control
We keep you safe
We are your hope

Human Choir: We have control
We keep you safe
We are your hope

"Art thou my master?"
"Dayummm girl, ain't seen many like you round Compton. That's some nice hair and shit, that a weave?"
"Zounds, thou art a Nubian! How came you from the dark continent?"
"Say what? Look atchoo, talkin' all like Shakeanbake and shit. That's coo', that's coo'. I hear that."
"This land be twixt foul and fair, who buildeth towers to peak through the blanket of clouds, yet the streets below Nubians unyolk'd runneth over."
"Aiiight, aiiight, I can tell you ain't from round here. You want me to show you round or somfin'? Me an my boys –"
"I'll away to find my master, only heeding his say shalt mine confusion repurpose."
"Aiyo, you leavin' already? Come on baby, come here ..."
"Hold! Hold! Fly from here, your bound's o'erstepped. Your eyes shall see not my keen blade afore it calls you to account."
"What is that, a sword? Aw come on baby, put it down fore you hurt choself ..."
"Fie! Away!"
"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."
"I bid you stay thine huge lips ..."
"Don't choo like this? I think you like this ..."
"Forsooth ..."
"Aww yeahhh ..."
"HARK! What pain through yonder hymen breaks?"
"Damn, you tight as hay-ell, bitch! This some tight-ass pussy!"
"OUT, DAMNED COCK; OUT, I SAY!"
"Uh! Yeah! Yeah! Ugh!"
"O, thine lance be long ..."
"Uh! Uh! Uh!
"O Nubian! Nubian!"
"YOU LIKE THIS? YOU LIKE THIS? GRAGGHHHH"
"PUMP ME FULL O' THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS"
"DAYYYYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

At this point I was afraid to cross the street since I could see bald-headed mexican gang members going in and out of the shops across the street. And this side wasn't really developed, I started walking north(in the picture, not sure if it was actually north) I passed a Subway and a Petshop (didn't go in since there were gangsters hanging out in the parking lot.. So I kept walking and I passed some closed off area, I think they were private apartments or something, you know those gated communities? Then there was a bridge that I had to cross, below the bridge was just desert. This experience was especially excruciating since there were so many cars passing by and the sidewalk was really thin, I felt Like I'd get run over at any moment. I considered going back and crossing the desert below instead. but decided against it.


So I crossed the street again and made my way to the gas station. A few cars there.. no gangsters in sight. There was a payphone here as well. I went inside and got change for some quarters, made my way to the phone and called home, nobody answers. I don't know my father's cellphone number. Tears welled up in my eyes. I tried home again, no one answered. After running out of quarters I went back in to get change (by the way the place is an AM/PM) , then I headed to the side of the AM/PM and I sat on my heels and started thinking about everything that's happened. I started crying. I was so damn frustrated that I just started crying silently so that hopefully no one would notice.

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what tanasinn is like.

ＴＨＥ　ＰＬＥＡＳＵＲＥ　ＯＦ　ＢＥＩＮＧ　ＣＵＭＭＥＤ　ＩＮＳＩＤＥ

>>11386422
Timothy asked him what he was doing. His friend grinned evilly and replied, "What slowness can I offer you? I'm copyright owner Madow!" and turned into an old man wearing a butler's outfit.

The car continued to slow down, and the cabbage patch kid was catching up to them. Timothy then got out of the car (since he could run faster than it was moving) and began running. However, what seemed to be an invisible entity lifted him into the air and thrusted him ass-first around the world at a speed greater than the speed of light! Eventually, Timothy's bootyass naked ass crashed directly into the very cabbage patch kid he was trying to escape from! The cabbage patch kid was then sucked into Timothy's ass as if his ass was a spaghetti noodle (just like grandma)! At that point, his ass became a bouncehouse for the cabbage patch kid, and major tickle was inflicted upon it!

Now that you have read this, the very same cabbage patch kid will get sucked right up your ass as if your ass is a spaghetti noodle, and major tickle will be inflicted upon it!

You can prevent this by doing the following: post this comment in three different threads.

thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

I am a computer programmer, which means I'm fat, nerdy, and have a tiny cock. I got AIDS from paying a cheap whore to fuck me, since I have no love in my life.
When the doctor told me, I went to the only thing I knew -- SICP.
I slammed my penis between two copies of SICP. It swelled up to twice normal size and fell off. I was worried.
I woke up the next day with incredible abs, a 14" rod of steel, and no HIV. I'm now an adult movie star, banging porn stars.
Thank you, SICP!

An oven mitt.

It sits there on the counter, inanimate. The dull-colored outer layer of fabric is decorated with flowers, contrasting the dark surface of the faux-marble counter. This is my kitchen… my home-in-a-home… my laboratory.

I pick up the glove and slide it over my right hand. Its interior is soft and warm. Making a fist and giving it a good squeeze, I savor the cottony goodness. Glancing towards the stove, I review my progress.

A large candy boiler sits atop a small fire. The pot is made of heavy cast iron and covered with bits of old burnt sugar. Inside it, a concoction of water and white sugar boiled. Large bubbles formed and burst as the water content in the already viscous syrup turned to steam. The candy thermometer in the pot reads 157 degrees Celsius, hotter than water could every hope to reach. I grab the wooden spoon next to the stove and slowly submerge it inside the hot sugar. Stirring ever so slowly, I wait until the temperature finally reaches 160 degrees.

The flame is killed, the spoon removed, and the plan begun.

Time is of the essence here. I remove a large glass syringe from its package and slip a thick covering of clear silicone over it. The insulation would make the device safe to handle and keep the sugar molten. I screw in a large steel needle into the syringe, which resembled a turkey baster more than anything due to its colossal size, and install the plunger. The tip of the needle is dunked into the syrup and the plunger is pulled. I feel the heat of the molten sugar as it is sucked into the syringe. A whopping 300cc’s of the transparent lava is taken. I move the pot into a specially made cooler to prevent the candy from hardening. The preparations are complete.

I turn and face my prey.

“Wet Weimuuuuu go! Theresh no food here, bad man! Weimu wants to go back to Mwommie and chake it eajy!!”

Imagine you are having terrible nightmare. It's terrible, but it's terrible only to you and no other. It's a horror custom made for you by your own mind. The content is not important, but the fear is. When you wake, you wake in a room on a bed. It is your bed, but it is not your bed. It is your room, but it is not your room. With effort, you realize you have not awoken at all, but are still asleep and have dreamed of an awakening. The question remains if you are to wake and be greeted with reality, should you get out of bed or go back to sleep. You decide to do both, and you fall backward through the bed as the sheets envelop your body. It's dark, but it's not dark. You're awake, but you're not awake. You are dead and being cremated. As flames disintegrate your flesh, a scream echos through your mind but not does not escape your lips which, even if you could speak, have been glued shut. You black out once more, and awaken at dawn. As the mingled ashes of bone and oak are scattered on a beach by the one you've left behind, you finally understand:

You are not the ashes of the man, you are the ashes of coffin. You were not a man dreaming of life, but a tree dreaming you were a man.

This awakening, this epiphany... this is tanasinn.

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is

Ryou...I don't get why she gets all the hate on /jp/. Clannad is just written to make her out as the slut, when really she's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? She raped Kappei and used Kyou to get close to Tomoya?

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Kappei. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Kappei.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T WANT TO FUCK KAPPEI? You can't even name one fucking character who didn’t want to plug his loose ass! He is the kind of bitch who will act like he doesn't want it when he really does. He'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Ryou knew this, she's a fucking man’s lady. She knows what filthy man-whores like Kappei want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with her. She supposedly used Kyou to get closer to Tomoya.

Objection! She was worried about her one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from heartache so wrong? When Sunohara does the same thing to Mei it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Ryou does it it's wrong? She just wanted to protect Kyou. She probably was going to study medicine to tighten Kappei’s ass back up or cure his syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Sunohara look good. Objectively, Ryou is a far better character than Sunohara. At least she has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Sunohara, and if she weren't stuck with that weak ass personality and no plothax she probably could have fucked the entire cast.

/jp/ - Shitposting and autism

>>11386445
That's my favorite.

Liking Okuu isn't that different from liking Cirno or Flandre. They all have gimmicky powers, and cliché and shallow personalities. The only real difference is that Subterranean Animism came out in 2008 while Embodiment of Scarlet Devil came out in 2002, making the former less of a target for new and inexperienced fans.

And this is while characters from Undefined Fantastic Object and Ten Desires are hated or shunned, simply because they're "too hard to understand". While in reality it's just that their powers are original and their backstories elaborate. The casts of the two later games are more popular in Japan than here, perhaps because a native japanese person has an advantage when it comes to knowing of and understanding the original historical events the characters are tied to. To like Okuu all you need to understand is that she's "a badass idiot who controls nuclear fusion".

While I like the setting and general story-line of Subterranean Animism, I'd like to point out, that not only including and post Mountain of Faith but perhaps in all of Windows era Touhou, Okuu is the least developed, least interesting and least intimidating villain. Not to mention her motive is the least elaborate and engaging of all.

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only childrens laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

>>11386450
I see your fear is increasing, 4chan Intellectual. And all
the while, your public image is doing just the opposite.

Your fear of me and my power is increasing, but you are
also showing signs of fear in other areas. You're afraid.
Deathly afraid. Not just of me, but of the rumors on the
grapevine. You know there are rumors there because I
told you there are (and, within your heart, you accepted
this instantly, because your heart is well aware of the
absolute correctness I exert from my cheeks on a
regular basis). But what's more is that you know there
rumors are no ordinary rumors; they're dark rumors.
Extremely dark. Extreme omega ultimatum of the whispy
supremacy calooby dark. You have an idea of what these
rumors are about, but you're trying to shut this idea out
of your mind. Unfortunately for you, there is no escaping
it any longer. These rumors are about you. About your
gigabits. About your girlfriend. About your location in
accordance with your keyboard. Yes. You know what
these rumors are now. But what you don't know is who
started them, and that will truly shock you. It's the end of
the line for you, as well as your public image.

You ask for a hamburger. All the molecules in the universe have shifted one inch to the left. The hamburger asks for you. Somehow you have appeared in soviet Russia. You start awake sweating in your own bed. I give you a hamburger. Shrieking, you stagger into the road in a daze. You ask for a hamburger. The ambulance does not arrive in time. You ask for a hamburger. I give you a hamburger. As you take a bite you notice ants all over your skin. You ask for a hamburger. The children cry over their father's dead body. You ask for a hamburger. You are blind, but you can feel the worms writhing in your stomach. I am your father. I give you a hamburger. You giggle as I stumble. I ask for a hamburger, you give me a hamburger. You awake with a start in your own bed.

I give you a hamburger. The wizened meat explodes to dust and you realise eons have passed and you are alone in a desolate waste. You awake screaming.

I give you a hamburger.

You take the hamburger with trembling hands. Your eye twitches involuntarily. As you take a bite the ants crawl into your mouth. You look at me desperately. I give you a hamburger. You awake in the corner of your wardrobe in tears. I give you a hamburger. You notice the semitrailer bearing down on you. You try to take a bite but your jaws refuse to open. I give you a hamburger. Your children stop giggling as they hear the sickening crack of your skull meeting the pavement. I give you a hamburger. Collapsing, you vomit uncontrollably. You take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily.

I give you a hamburger.

I give you a hamburger.

"Now, I am here....I came to fuck your ass deep!
I am known as carn the god. I rape and rape until I can't rape no more!
Prepare for your ass to be violated by my huge dick!"

-- Carnevil

headbutt. headbutt. headbutt. headbutt is the fastest, it is faster than anything. it is faster than light, it is more than we can comprehend. it is a beam of pure thought directed from my forehead into yours at a billion miles a second.i headbutted someone today and when the smoke cleared we were both 10 years younger. he tried to feint me but before his brain could even send the impulse to the nerves in his body, telling him to point over my shoulder, i had headbutted him twice. sometimes i do it so quickly i don't even know it happened, i am just instantly surrounded by mountains of bodies, heads crushed like old fruit and cocoons undeployed.i have tested this, i have tested it in my cum fort. it is hopeless. i send this message from the distant future, headbutts have trapped me in a time and space i do not recognize. send help. headbutt a trauma kit and it may end up near my epoch.

Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.

"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation.
"You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.

"Nooooooo....." her cries became weaker as she became engulfed in the dark brown liquid. Everything turned black and I felt as though I had fainted. I awoke to a familiar voice.

"...before we do that for the next couple of lectures we're gonna be talking about..."

I opened my eyes and raised my head to find myself seated in a lecture theater. I glanced at the clock and found that I had missed most of the lecture. "Damnit! I was looking forward to the first lecture of the last semester of 6.001!" I thought to myself.

Hmm hmm hmm. You want to go toe to toe with me? Heh... well if that's what you WAAAAAAAANT *charges at you and draw my mana breakers* dodge this one *slashes mana breaker upwards launching you into the air and then blinks into the air after you* take THIS FOUL SORCERESS *spin kicks, sending you flying through the air. I land on the ground and launch myself forward while you are still flying in the air and slash down into you slamming you into the ground* and THAT *spins in the air and lands on both feet while you are lying on the ground panting and breathing for air*.

Hm, is that the best you've got? Pathetic...

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Hello I am your dear mugenjohncel and I bring you my latest book Titled ''Marijuana: 'The Thruth''' brought to you by the OELVN Ren'py community.

Shinji...I don't get why he gets all the hate on /jp/. FSN is just written to make him out as the bad guy, when really he's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? He raped Sakura and stole Rider to use in the war?

Okay, let's get this straight. He never fucking raped Sakura. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He fucked Sakura.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T FUCK SAKURA? You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose cunt! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Shinji knew this, he's a fucking ladies man. He knows what filthy whores like Sakura want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with him. He supposedly stole Rider and used her in the war for his own greed.

Objection! He was worried about his one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from a brutal war so wrong? When Shirou does the same thing to Saber it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Shinji does it it's wrong? He just wanted to protect Sakura. He probably was going to use his Holy Grail wish to tighten her cunt back up or cure her syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Shirou look good. Objectively, Shinji is a far better character than Shirou. At least he has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Shirou, and if he weren't stuck with the weak ass servant Rider and no plothax he probably would have won the war.

>>11386487
This is the book yes you can download here this is the dl (download) link

http://www.renai.us/game/marijuanathetruth.shtml

This is pure liquid autism

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /JP/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

Start with a cage containing five monkey. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it. Before long, one of the monkeys will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water.

After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same result, then, all of the monkeys are sprayed with cold water. Pretty soon, none of the monkeys will try to climb the stairs. Now, put away the cold water. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him. After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the stairs, he will be assaulted.

Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm! Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth, and then a fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs, he is attacked. Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not permitted to climb the stairs, or why they are participating in the beating of the newest monkey.

After replacing all the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not?

Because Otaku Culture.

One day, Mokou was out shopping with the neet. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While Mokou was doing her business, the neet stuck her head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Kaguya, you can't do that!" Mokou screamed. "Get out!"

Mokou started kicking the neet in the face, but the neet braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. The neet carefully squirmed her arm under Mokou's leg and began to finger her. This caused Mokou's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking Mokou up by her underarms, the neet carried her around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When Mokou was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee-deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, she offered no resistance as the neet shoved her head underwater and drowned Mokou in her own piss. The neet whipped out her cell phone and called Cirno, informing the fairy of a whole new lake that just formed that she can play in.

And they named it /jp/

>>11386495
This is a reversal.

>>11386496
FOR CLARIFICATION
YOU CAN'T JUST BE ``LONELY'' TO QUALIFY
YOU HAVE TO BE FUNDAMENTALLY RONERY
WHAT IS RONERY YOU MAY ASK
WELL WOULDN'T YOU LIKE ME TO TELL YOU
RONERY IS SOMEWHAT LIKE BEING LONELY
BUT DIFFERENT
IN SUCH WASY THAT I CANNOT POSSIBLY EXPLAIN WITHIN THE BOUNDARIES OF A SINGLE POST
DO NOT REPLY TO ME UNLESS YOU ARE
TRULY
TRULY RONERY

satori wakes to the sound of her evil crow banging on her bedroom's tiny door. Her pets treat her so poorly she can barely keep from incinerating them with any number of spells she keeps hidden way up her sleeves.

Satori's room is cool, though. She's clearly made the most of it, unlike her sister, Roast Beefy, whose birthday happens to be to-day. The sister has no idea of the power she is toying with. She iis indeed a mean little puke, who is borderline retarded and must shout moistly every stupid sentence she manages to piece together.

As Satori prepares breakfast, totally magic-free and labour-intensive, her vomit-inducing cat, Giggle Snort, looks on as the evil crow does the Blind Man Birthday Dance with Roast Beefy. The living room turns out to be full of presents for the nonplussed Roast Beefyweefs.

Captain: Our king is the god of war. He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat.
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: What was that?
Soldier 1: Our king is a woman, sir.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that.
Captain: He always stands on the frontline and does not know defeat! No one can stand in the way of-
Soldier 1: Forgive me for speaking out of turn, Captain, but that?'s definitely a woman.
Soldier 3: Though it might be a man with coconuts in his armor.
Soldier 2: Are you trying to say that our king carries fruits in her chest?
Captain: His chest! Look! Our king?'s dauntless figure has not changed since he-
Soldier 1: She, Sir.
Captain: QUIET! Our king has not changed since he pulled out the sword of selection! The king does not age, and he certainly does not walk around with coconuts pressed to his chest!
Soldier 3: So our king is a woman.
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 1: I'm so glad that I?'m not the only one here that can see the blooming obvious!
Captain: Stop speaking of our king as if he were some common two-pence tramp! He, and I do mean he, is the incarnation of a dragon! He will lead us to victory against-
Soldier 1: She, Sir!
Captain: I've had enough out of you!
Soldier 1: With all due respect, Captain, you're a bloody loony! I am loyal to the king, but the king is a woman!
Soldier 2: And quite a looker at that!
Soldier 3: I wouldn't mind having a quickie with her, if you know what I mean!
Captain: ENOUGH! Our king is the blooming god of war! He does not walk around with coconuts in his chest, he is not quite a looker, and there will be no having quickies with our king!
Saber: Is there a problem, Captain?
Captain: Your majesty, I-
Soldier 1: Your majesty, you're a woman, right?
Saber: Gender is meaningless. I am the wielder of Excalibur and the King of Britain.
Soldier 3: She's a hermaphrodite?

Wasn't that shit against the rules and banned by the mods years ago?

>>11386038
Go fuck yourself, worthless kid. Whenever something happens you go up to your little ・b/ folder・ pick up UMAD.jpg and post it here, thinking you are the best, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. Fucking pederast. You rotten, disgusting slug, bucephalus leech. I hate you and your entire body smells like feces. Do you have any idea of how long you have been there, sitting on this same chair that because of some unknown miracle managed to withstand your massive weight? You have been there for weeks, months, locked up in your room that smells like Doritos and Wawa milk, jacking off to your Haruhi wallpaper and posting 填MAD.jpg・on this fucking imageboard. I don稚 even know how you manage to type with your thick, greasy fingers, or how you still manage to find your tiny penis among all the fat flaps on your belly and groin area. You pile of shit, bipedal sperm-whale!!!

>>11386521
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>>11386500

>>11386521
>two hours and two hundred posts later

Disappear. This chair is an eyesore.
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>>11386484
Please answer my question, it's highly touhou related. I'll put a sexy touhou in my avatar to be noticed.

>>11386545
dimensional

Come visit me, anon. Your cousins miss you~

>>11386545
Dim.

>>11386558
This makes no sense and why doesn't ZUN write it out, even on the title screen.

>>11386564
Bringing back the good old days. Also, pushing up daisies.

I left /jp/ for two weeks and came back to this on the top of the board, what the fuck is the janitor doing.

>>11386564
only idiots can't see that this whole thread is scripted

>>11386572
You know, you are pretty arrogant for a sickly little shut-in

*is sanae*
Ahh... so many dicks full of cum for me to suck on... I cant wait to get fucked in all my ruined holes! Im just an onahole for all men to use!