Left or right?

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Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:40:10 2013 No.11385592 [Reply] [Original]

Left or right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:41:40 2013 No.11385594 i want a fairy to do lewd things to my penis just once just to see how it feels

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:42:54 2013 No.11385597 nothing I would be a awful owner for her and I'm not interested in onaholes

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:43:24 2013 No.11385601 Right is single use/hard to clean. I'll take left. Can she clean herself too?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:43:54 2013 No.11385603 Left, please.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:44:55 2013 No.11385607 Is that a Tenga USA model? Otherwise I wouldn't fit in either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:45:09 2013 No.11385613 Left, but I wouldn't put my dick in her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:45:54 2013 No.11385611 >>11385607 >I wouldn't fit in either. Keep dreaming, fatty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:46:40 2013 No.11385615 >>11385607 Actual spoiler: all single-use tengas are roughly the same size. "American" is just a name.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:47:55 2013 No.11385622 >>11385592 Left. Can she be human sized? Around 4 ft. tall is good!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:48:39 2013 No.11385626 >>11385622 3 feet tall is even better!

Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:49:21 2013 No.11385632 [DELETED]

Does anyone else wish they had a little girl in their life that they could use as a self-lubricating, self-warming, full-sized onahole that you could cuddle with?

The world would be so much better if lewd things like this were socially acceptable and easily obtainable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:50:10 2013 No.11385638 >>11385615 Doesn't the US in US TENGA stand for Ultra Size? It stands to reason that the Ultra Size Tenga is in fact bigger than the standard ones and the "US" moniker is just a humorous double-entendre.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:50:41 2013 No.11385635 >>11385632 Dont worry already reported your post to the FBI.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:52:24 2013 No.11385643 >>11385632 That sounds really fun.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:52:55 2013 No.11385645 >>11385632 kids cannot choose what is best for them. Also they would be forced by greedy parents

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:54:24 2013 No.11385650 >>11385632 Why would you want to have sex with something that doesn't know basic hygiene?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:54:25 2013 No.11385652 >>11385635 Imagine what it'd be like to always have access to a horny little girl who liked doing lewd things and being cummed inside. I don't know about you, but my life would be perfect.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:56:09 2013 No.11385667 >>11385638 US are bigger and yes it means Ultra Size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:56:56 2013 No.11385666 >>11385650 You can clean them up before having sex with them. I want to take care of a loli that way too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:57:11 2013 No.11385670 >>11385652 How many times a day do you masturbate?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:58:10 2013 No.11385677 >>11385650 Why would you not be taking showers together? She'd be nice and clean if you cleaned her to your liking during your showers together.

Anonymous Thu Sep 5 17:59:40 2013 No.11385682 [DELETED]

Is this the loli thread?

I went out in public today and I saw a really cute loli. She was maybe 3 feet tall and she had a pretty face and dark brown hair with a cute red flower in it and a really light pink skirt (which went to her knees). She was so cute, I couldn't help but sexualize her mentally.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:00:40 2013 No.11385684 >>11385638 They're all roughly the same size.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:01:25 2013 No.11385687 >>11385684 Official site says U.S. are larger. How much larger though...

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:02:41 2013 No.11385691 File: 62 KB, 490x370, d_t_c_us_main.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] US is 80×80×181mm/202g Normal is 69×69×155mm/123g

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:02:41 2013 No.11385693 Left so I can hug her

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:05:12 2013 No.11385699 File: 2.18 MB, 1300x1189, 309070ca60d58afce6816eeba125fa3e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to work for Nitori and test her inventions.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:05:26 2013 No.11385700 >>11385691 My dick is only 13cm so its fine

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:08:20 2013 No.11385704 File: 588 KB, 1258x1800, 032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385699

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:09:21 2013 No.11385707 File: 949 KB, 1000x1030, 0a69390a4f1a076ffd3b97f4f4d6c7c8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:12:05 2013 No.11385712 >>11385594 >>11385594 >>11385594 >>11385594 >>11385594 >fairy

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:24:49 2013 No.11385750 File: 210 KB, 944x712, a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What is that bulge onii-chan

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:32:54 2013 No.11385758 >>11385592 Wait, your left or my left?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:34:23 2013 No.11385763 File: 20 KB, 400x400, springfield_pervert.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385750 My cock. Now worship it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:34:37 2013 No.11385764 File: 91 KB, 650x565, shanghai hnnng_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What the HELL dudes! Shanghai is for cuddling, not for fucking!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 18:40:22 2013 No.11385781 File: 231 KB, 600x800, shanghai.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385764 cuddle this

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 19:00:40 2013 No.11385843 File: 25 KB, 500x500, alice protective rage_1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385781 Cut that out!!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 22:29:21 2013 No.11386642 >>11385843 It's rape time, Alice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 22:42:07 2013 No.11386719 File: 3 KB, 63x92, alice muahahaha!!.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11386642 You don't know how right you are.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 23:36:58 2013 No.11386890 >>11385764 everything is for fucking

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 23:42:13 2013 No.11386906 >>11386642 Why is the latest Yuriru Rarika Alice doujin still not scanned? My life feels incomplete without it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 01:54:41 2013 No.11387245 If I had Shanghai, would that mean i would be able to get closer to Alice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 01:59:08 2013 No.11387245,1 What happened here?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:00:26 2013 No.11387254 >>11385750 Is there a way to make a loli more likely to say this? I really want a loli to say this to me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:01:56 2013 No.11387263 >>11387254 Would you be fine without the Japanese part?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:02:41 2013 No.11387267 >>11387263 Any loli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:04:25 2013 No.11387275 >>11387267 You: "Hey, do you know what that bulge is, kid?" Loli: "What's that bulge?" You:"It's a..."

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:05:56 2013 No.11387281 >>11387275 That's not really what I was hoping for. I was hoping to have her ask entirely on her own.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:08:57 2013 No.11387281,1 >>11387245,1 Buttmad meido.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:15:13 2013 No.11387302 >>11387281 Then wear a huge codpiece.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:16:13 2013 No.11387304 >>11387302 What if I have a very prominent bulge already?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:18:59 2013 No.11387310 >>11387304 She's too used to it, she'll never point it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:19:58 2013 No.11387315 >>11387310 Are you saying she's noticed it? Why didn't she ask about it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:20:43 2013 No.11387316 >>11387315 That's just how you normally look. It's your fault for constantly being turned on whenever you see her.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:38:44 2013 No.11387348 [DELETED]

>>11387316
I actually wear compression shorts and jeans around her to try to restrain as much as I can. She sits in my lap all the time though and I'm sure she can feel it twitching against her. Usually I wear gym shorts and no underwear which leads to a noticeable bulge.

Maybe if I were around her with my usual shorts and no underwear she'd question the bulge. Sometimes she runs her hands on my thighs and asks what's in my pockets. Maybe she's already noticed it and has questioned it, but I didn't realize at the time.

Speaking of which, today for some reason she asked me if I wore underwear.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:50:10 2013 No.11387348,1 What happened here again?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:51:39 2013 No.11387348,2 >>11387348,1 Your blogging was deleted for being off-topic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 02:58:09 2013 No.11387348,3 right

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 03:12:20 2013 No.11387411 File: 25 KB, 172x184, girls_are_being_creamy_filling_please_wait_warmly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11386906 The latest what? Also be more proactive about finding things you like, don't just expect to be spoonfed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 03:20:03 2013 No.11387422 >>11385764 >shanghai hnnng_1 Can you post the rest, friend? I need more cute Shanghai.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 03:20:51 2013 No.11387411,1 >>11387348,2 There was only discussion about lolis and bulges.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 04:25:19 2013 No.11387514 Shanghai is nice, but I prefer right. Think of it as a blank template, I can imagine the tenga as whatever girl I'm fapping to.

Anonymous Fri Sep 6 05:40:28 2013 No.11387739
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>>11387422

Unfortunately that's just the autismal way I categorize my reaction images, and I only have one labeled "hnnng." I have other cute pictures of her, though!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 05:41:57 2013 No.11387743 File: 472 KB, 642x776, shanghai hair ruffle_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11387739

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 05:42:11 2013 No.11387745 File: 763 KB, 700x800, shanghai explosives_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11387743

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 05:42:57 2013 No.11387747 File: 1.10 MB, 3000x3450, shanghai weapons_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11387745

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 05:45:12 2013 No.11387751 File: 490 KB, 768x1024, 1335311796751.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11387747

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 06:41:47 2013 No.11387804 File: 1.60 MB, 480x360, ShanghaiLoop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shanghai!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 06:45:04 2013 No.11387810 >>11387804 i like that amv

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 09:21:15 2013 No.11388075 Hourai > Shangai

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 10:20:46 2013 No.11388182 File: 60 KB, 419x208, 1377739161630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385712

>>	Hourai Fri Sep 6 11:34:53 2013 No.11388337 L E F T

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:53:11 2013 No.11388383 Depends. Will Shangai be able to accommodate a 17cm penis?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 11:55:26 2013 No.11388393 >>11388383 Our penises have the same length!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 13:27:45 2013 No.11388610 >>11387747 Very cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 13:43:50 2013 No.11388658 Neither. All I want is an indifferent handjob from Alice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 13:48:04 2013 No.11388671 >>11385592 I'd take a Shanghai, but not for the purposes you are implying you gross jerk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:31:07 2013 No.11388769 >>11385699 argh, there was a doujin a few weeks back about just this. it wasn't very good.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:58:52 2013 No.11388844 When is Alice going to make a doll that isn't shit?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:48:28 2013 No.11388972 File: 281 KB, 874x710, 1362578091218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice needs to make a doll she can have s○x with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:11:46 2013 No.11389039 >>11388972 What is sox?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 16:23:33 2013 No.11389078 >>11389039 The plural of sock, a piece of clothing worn on one's feet.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:28:07 2013 No.11389281 >>11388972 Why? She could probably score a real dick once she figures out how.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:31:37 2013 No.11389285 >>11389281 Easier just to design a dick doll.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:32:07 2013 No.11389288 >>11389281 But then she can't get married.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:38:53 2013 No.11389298 File: 229 KB, 700x700, 28968586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TEST

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:40:09 2013 No.11389306 cocks

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:48:22 2013 No.11389908 File: 394 KB, 675x825, 38246167.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:01:23 2013 No.11389972 File: 110 KB, 374x380, 1374288322901.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11389908 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:39:56 2013 No.11390131 File: 188 KB, 800x600, RJ110753_img_smp1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] we need something more advanced!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:43:42 2013 No.11390151 >>11390131 finally someone found a use for them smartphone bricks!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:45:42 2013 No.11390163 >>11390151 I do worry about the front cam though. http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ110753

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 21:47:43 2013 No.11390171 >>11389972 Stop posting this nigger.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 15:13:28 2013 No.11392568 File: 41 KB, 604x453, 809eb045e93ed6ab5da4736ef1fd054335886760.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So, dollho thread?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:18:29 2013 No.11392791 Which 2hu would you turn into a living onahole?

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 16:20:30 2013 No.11392797 File: 194 KB, 785x894, 32879019.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11392791

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 17:25:21 2013 No.11392974 File: 849 KB, 1125x1305, 06__007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:01:17 2013 No.11399073 File: 192 KB, 595x623, 293266 - Shanghai Touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11385592 I want Shanghai to fist my urethra.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:17:16 2013 No.11399099 >>11392568 jesus what a twig you are

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:21:01 2013 No.11399112 >>11392791 I wish I had a loli as a living onahole.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 05:33:38 2013 No.11399218 >>11399112 I'd love to fuck a living doll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 19:36:38 2013 No.11400666 File: 975 KB, 2000x1500, 9cf1d39e1d968b613ac4a4c54c86f7629105d574.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 19:39:04 2013 No.11400677 >>11400666 Is that some dollfie doll?

>>	Any way!! Dummymad Mon Sep 9 22:58:30 2013 No.11401196 absolutly Left side

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:00:45 2013 No.11401202 File: 487 KB, 853x1280, 1375618375252.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11400666 hot

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>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:40:05 2013 No.11401283 >>11392797 I'd tell you not to sexualize little Rumia, but that isn't even sexual, it's grotesque! Regardless, please do not sew gigantic bags of flesh onto little Rumia's chest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:50:05 2013 No.11401297 >>11387747 >>11387747 >>11387747 Translation when?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 23:58:20 2013 No.11401318 >>11401220 Kindof kills it for me really. It would be worth it for a non-NEET though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 00:10:54 2013 No.11401360 >>11401283 The only way to remove Rumia's sexiness was to pump fat into her chest. Now she can't be sexualized.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 03:00:20 2013 No.11401704 >>11385592 i want to share right with /jp/

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 03:17:36 2013 No.11401715 >>11388182 Are you new here? He's using the quote function to quote the post he was quoting. The ">" makes it green!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 12 19:32:45 2013 No.11409408 File: 678 KB, 640x480, Untitled1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11387804 very cute but there was a lot of artifacts so I tried to remake it as best I could

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