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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

lol

Fucking damn it, Dan.

Huh, I'd think your first forray into SA would be with Parsee.

FUCK OFF DAN.

>>touhou

Fuck you, Dan.

;_;

>>1140635
Parsee hatred artwork is soo to come, I'd guess.

>>1140625
>>1140633
>>1140642
Well. Looks like the whole thread is just about summed up. We can go home now.

;_; Shanghai! Nooooooo!

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>1140622
You!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>1140657
Doin' it wrong.

I love you, Dan.

>>1140622
DAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Raging in a Dan Kim thread.

oh goddamnit, now I don't want to play as Marisa A anymore

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I used Marisa A because I could bomb a lot. I feel very very bad right now.

>>1140622
GODDAMMIT DAN

Make one about Marisa B, I need to feel better about sucking.

;_;

Later on I'm going to play MarisaA
Then I'm going to bomb
Then I'm going to remember this and get sad, and get hit
FUCK YOU DANNNNNN

I love it.

Never change Dan. Never change.

Hey. Guys. I have a question.

Why do we blow things out of proportion so much? I was just about to post, "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN", but I had some sort of epiphany, took a step back, and wondered what the hell I was doing and why.

>>1140696
It's Dan's fault.

>>1140696
Because you can't contain your love for Dan.

>>1140696
>and wondered what the hell I was doing and why.
/jp/, 4chan, Touhou, Dan

>>1140696
>took a step back, and wondered what the hell I was doing and why

I used to do that. I started doing it to everything, and realized that I had no real reason do anything. So I stopped doing that.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN

>>1140696
Because posting any pretty recent Dan Kim artwork automatically causes the "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" reaction.

OH GOD HERE WE GO

>>1140697
>>1140702
>>1140703
>>1140708
>>1140711
I don't know. It's like my inner fire died recently. I just sort of want to listen to Touhou music and doujins.

OH DAN, YOU AMAZING LITTLE FUCKING BASTARD

I just post to let him know how we feel about his work. I myself enjoy it a lot. Maybe you feel something akin to rage that you don't feel often and use the cap lock to success. Whatever, just post and maybe add some art.

NO DAN NO

>>1140721
Well, Dan is the only person that makes me go DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN, some special color of rage.

>>1140717
My brother died this way.
>>1140721
>I myself enjoy it a lot.
Most of us do, but we have to be tsundere. Also I don't get your pic. I see the same person in both chairs although I'm not sure if the right one is Alice.

>>1140717
Maybe you reached some sort of Touhou nirvana?

>>1140717
Don't we all ?
I've been doing nothing else but that for a week.

>>1140738
Genius. Thread over.

>>1140734
Touhou nirvana is achieved only after Touhou zen.
In before Touhou zen copypasta.

>>1140622

>I hate Marisa now.

Not like she's doing anything Alice wouldn't do. Hell, you're encouraged not to bomb, meanwhile Alice throws them around at people like they were grenades.

Look how content that doll is, she's making the greater sacrifice for a girl her master loves.

Also, I hate SA's bombs, it's like ZUN said "FUCK YOU" everytime I try bombing to save my life.

>>1140738
HOLY CRAP

>>1140744
Did you forget to make the text bubble transparent, you inept retard?

>>1140622

Oh Dan the only time I found your comic funny was when I was 14 and read the one with the nazi joke. I laughed my ass off for like 15 minutes and I only found it funny because I was 14 and I thought nazis were hardcore.

>>1140741
Yeah, but it's like...

I don't know. It feels like I don't have any more reasons to talk about Touhou, even though I like it a lot.

>>1140630
Hey! Who the hell made YOU the captain?

>>1140752
No, I'm just lazy.

>>1140738
PERFECT

>>1140746
That would be awesome

>>1140773
No talk
No posts
No comments
Fap only

>>1140792
Aw, you poor, stupid sack of shit.

>>1140752
Opaque you dictionally challanged retard.

>>1140802
My sex drive is shot too.

Well, guys. I guess this is it. I am now going to sift through all the pages of /jp/ to look for a Higurashi topic to talk on.

>>1140814
This will not end well.

>>1140817
NO COME BACK

>>1140814
Oh my god you are so fucking stupid.

Awww, c'mon Dan, where's my mindfuck?

It's ok guys

The dolls have no consciousness of their own, they're all controlled by Alice

No need for tears

Oi, Dan, where's the punch line?

>>1140837
>Dan
>punch line
what

>>1140837
Death is a punchline

>>1140829
Don't worry. I still have Touhou in my heart. I just don't feel like sharing it any longer. I've seen the light.

>>1140858
NO ANON GET AWAY FROM THE LIGHT

>>1140832

Or so Alice claims.

eeeh fucking dan
good work

>>1140837
With Dan, the fun is in the execution, not the punchline.

>>1140858
Maybe we will meet again, brother.

>>1140752
Are you happy now, faggot? You cared more about my shitty edit than I did.

>>1140858
>As I turned and left the room, a gust of wind blew through, and the Akagi OP hummed gently in the background.

Damn you, Dan.

>>1140832
>The dolls have no consciousness of their own, they're all controlled by Alice

Correct, any emotion displayed by them actually belongs to Alice's. So Alice's love just died. That's happier.

>>1140882
I don't like the font. Everyone agrees?

>>1140892
>Dan you, Damn.

Correct, any emotion displayed by them actually belongs to Alice. So Alice's love just died. That's happier.

>>1140907
Where have you been all day?

>>1140622
I don't get it, anyone mind explaining?

>>1140902
I fixed it.

>>1140891
Oh God, do you still have the full original story?

Where is my yukkuri comic, Dan?

>>1140922
You know, yukkuris weren't always abused.

>>1140915
I bet Dan is behind yukkuris too

>>1140910
Playing S.T.AL.K.E.R./TF2, I'm not really excited about SA.

>>1140922
FUUUUUCK

>>1140927
Dan's comics aren't *all* about abuse.
Some of them are about err, does rape count as abuse ?

>>1140927
My point exactly.

>>1140918

unfortunately, no.

NANTOKANAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1140882
Sh-shut up Frank! Y-you idiot. Geez.

What if? : Dan works with Xration

>>1140622

A reminder of how grimdark the setting of Touhou actually is. This comic is a lot more in-place than you seem to think. Considering that one avoids bombing except to avoid dying, and the only reason you're down there in the first place is to stop yet another harbinger of the Apocalypse, this is a lot more MANLY TEARS than most of what Dan draws, which is usually just plain sad and pitiful.

>>1141051
I've always found it hard to believe that Xration is a woman. Proof?

>>1141041
Dan can't work at all with Xration, since she's a woman.

>>1141055

The only way to depict rape so well is to have been a victim of it.

Holy shit! am I in a dan thread? Dan, you are a AWESOME!

Dan, why do I love the sadness you make me feel?

WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?

Holyshit! posting in a DAN thread! Dan, you are awesome!

>>1140630

I apologize for being such a faggot. I promise I'll be going back to school in September and you should ignore my posts from now on.

Dan, could you write the script of "The Dollmaker´s Tale" and put it somewhere in your webpage ?
My english sucks and I cant understand what some parts saids.
Thanks.

>>1141078
Sure thing.

Oh god! my wish come true.

I'm posting in a Dan thread.

lol Dan.

Dan, i love you!

>>1141083
Thanks sir. ;_;

No more?

Fuck you, Dan.

Dan, I just want you to know that you're humor sucks and your jokes are unfunny shit.


...Oh, and have a nice day, Dan.

>>1140622
A tear just rolled down my cheek. What is this feeling?

>>1141163
Orgasm.

>>1141111
>No more?

>Fuck you, Dan.

I-it's not like I was looking forward to more comics, or anything..

Dan, I just felt the need to let you know that your humor utterly sucks and that the jokes you use are unfunny shit that makes good writing weep.


...Oh, and I hope you have a nice day, Dan...

>>1141099
In case it takes me a while to make a page and upload this properly, you can read this now:

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http://manga.clone-army.org/audio_dramas/nana_dollmakerx2.swf
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Nana: papa, papa! Read a story to Nana!
Papa: It's late. Go to bed.
Nana: Aaaww….
Papa: Oh, okay, okay. Well, let's see now…
Once upon a time…

Once upon a time, in a faraway woods where spring never came, there lived a doll-maker. The doll-maker made many dolls, but none ever met his satisfaction.

This thread fail so hard

>>1141260
>thread fail so hard

>>1140622
at least the doll doesn't go out like a bitch

>>1141202
ha ha ha oh wow