/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Realistic portrayal of a little sister

source please on the picture.

>You know what's even scarier? If you couldn't see dogs.

>Just imagine it. All you'd hear was the barking.

Someone reads PA.

SAUCE PLEASE

hearing a bunch of glass fall is a LOT scarier as a blind person (speaking with experience) than a barking dog. You KNOW where the dog is ... you don't know where the glass is.

>>1150977
Fried, Roman, Countrymen, hand me your ears. Manticore is trying to trick you. He has told many lies on the past, but this one eats the cake.

You see my friends, Manticore cannot see dogs.

It is true. This was demonstrated very well in the recent Arachnos incident involving him. Arachnos found out about Manticore's only innate super power, which he keeps the utmost secret. They sent dogs to attack him, since they knew canines were not visible to him. The dogs started attacking him and he was like "What manner of surreptitious fisticuffs is this?" Then Statesman came in and said
"WHAT HELL YOU ARE DOING?"
"I seem to be under attack by invisible foes."
"WHY YOU LET A DOG BITE YOU? IS YOU STUPID?"
"Well, old chum, you know that concealed creeping canines cannot and are invisible to me."

Fortunately for Manticore, just then, Ghost Widow was searching for dogs in eBay, and bough the dogs attacking him. She glued them together to make a hat for Wretch. His old dog hat was dirty and he needed a new one. You see, if Wretch doesn't wear a dog hat for at least five hours a day, he becomes William Shatner. However, if he leaves it on too long, he runs the risk of becoming Vin Diesel.

Naturally, this would displease Lord Recluse, because as we all know Lord Recluse is in fact Vin Diesel. He woul not want a second clone of him running around. The first clone is known as Mynx.

Mynx, when placed next to Lord Recluse, can only speak in Spanish. But that is not the point.

The point is, Manticore can't see dogs.

He fought Wretch the very next day, who can go 8 million miles a day. Then he saw another planet. It was called Earth. Wretch said:
"Cheerio, Manticore old boy! Do you like my hat?"
"Jolly good, old bean! I cannot see your hat!"
"Ah! of course! I have forgotten, dear me, what a buffoon I am! You can't see dogs! My apologies, old chap!

You know what would be even scarier? If your walls suddenly collapsed and you'd be exposed to the outside world.

>>1151021
Then he tried calling Ghost Widow but she was busy surfing the internet looking to buy the biggest pants possible.

What she didn't realize was that Lord Recluse was watching, waiting for her to change clothes, while wearing his special glasses. Unfortunately he was standing there for a very long time because Ghosts don't change clothes.

Lord Recluse hates his glasses. He is in fact very near-sighted but refuses to wear his glasses or admit it. This is why his meeting room has a television 40 feet high.

Also, Scirocco hates it when he puts his glasses on because whenever he does Scirocco's head bursts into flames. That is why Scirocco has dreadlocks and a metal plate on his head. So it won't catch fire.

Manticore was the one who custom made the plate on his head. Scirocco can also be seen constantly driving a golf cart with hydraulics that Manticore custom made for him. Manticore thought the golf cart was invisible though, because it was made of dogs, who bark every time Scirocco pours gas on them.

I hope this history lesson has taught you all something valuable. Just remember: If Manticore says that he sees a dog, he is trying to mislead you. And if Manticore ever truly sees a dog....heavens help us all.

I think what scares me the most is that I do not know the source of the image.

>>1151013
Youre blind?

>>1151042
yes

>>1151342
and you're on an imageboard because...

and you're reading this how...

>>1151429
I use a braille readout for text, and I'm here because I haven't really found a better place (imageboard or not). I'd show you what the braille keyboard thing looked like, but its rather hard for me to look for images.

Sauce, please?

This thread makes me rage so much.

>>1151021
This post especially. It's like you get brain damage from just trying to comprehend it.

Also,
>1218835946951.jpg

You know what's even scarier. If you can't see lolis.

Just imagine it. All you'd hear was the moaning.

>>1151534
What's it like fapping as a blind man? I imagine you don't have much material to work with.

>>1150977
Sauce

>>1151565
listen to the onichan cds or the tsundere ones

>>1151565
Audio books and a good imagination. Sometimes I fap while listening to music. It was only hard to figure out what to do the first few months or so that I was blind. I think I was more annoyed by the fact that I was no longer able to perform at my vocation or any of my hobbies at the time than my ability to masturbate. You never really loose your ability to do that, or if you do ... you're doing it wrong.

>It was only hard to figure out what to do the first few months or so that I was blind

Huh?

>>1151598
It means that he wasn't blind when he was born. When he lost his vision, he couldn't figure out what to do.

How did you lose your sight, Anon?

>>1151593
So what do you do for a living? Fap?

>>1151598
I wasn't always blind. When you loose your sight its like being stuck in the dark, you have to relearn how to do a lot of things.

>>1151603
Seeing the lines for too long.

>>1151603
I saw my father racket some guy and ran away, then, I almost got run over by a loading crane but it dodged me and hit barrels of toxic waste.
The waste spilled on me and I lost my eyesight.

>>1151619
Made me giggle.

blind moe

>>1151620
;_; A-Anon...

SOURCE MOTHERFUCKERS DO YOU HAVE IT?

>>1151620
Did you at least get some super powers out of it?

>>1151603
An accident in my dark room.
>>1151608
I was an electronics repair specialist. Now freelance program.

>>1151619
Tsukihime reference?

>>1151620
You know as a blind guy you can attempt to do some of the things normal people do but since it'd be out of the ordinary for a blind man to do it you'd be some sort of Dare Devil.

>>1151620
Okay, Matt Murdock.

>>1151646
I do most of the same things a normal person does. I have a live-in assistant that does what I can not.

>>1151652
Is she a loli?

>>1151638
Well, something weird happened, I can somehow still see things, it's like a sonar, but it doesn't work with screens, obviously.
>>1151646
That'd be cool, I'm quite fit too, I could try something.

I've always wanted to work as a personal assistant for a blind loli who's in a wheel chair. That would be so awesome.

sage for cockblocking source denying faggots

>>1151658
We share the same dream

>>1151658
Stop watching code geass, fag.

>>1151660
Screw the source, I like hearing blind-anon's story.

>>1151655
No, she's a nursing student at one of the local universities. As long as she does anything I ask (with in reason) she gets free room and board. Sorry, no lolis here, I needed one that could drive.

>>1151658
I once had to help a wheelchair-bound blind loli around and it was the biggest hassle. She was ugly though, so maybe that was the problem.

>>1151665
Oh God, H-doujin material.

FUND IT.

>>1151665
So are you rich or something?

>>1151663
Blind lolis were cool before Code Gayass become popular.

How the heck are you reading these posts? Text to speech?

If so, what happens if I do this? ejra;lkjroreuroiu ayehrfoeiur lol aieourpoieurpoi shitshitshit

>>1151675
Read the fucking thread.

>>1151672
I'm well enough off that I don't really have to work if I don't want to, but that gets boring day in and day out.

>>1151675
It looks like crap, and takes me a bit to read. Or it did till I figured out it was nonsense.

I have to say I'm extremely confused pertaining to how a blind man would be able to read and post so fast.
Anyway, seems interesting, man.

can you read leet?
c4|\| y0u r34|> l337?

I have spend a day with a cute blind loli.
Real life moe.

so whats OP source?

>>1151689
Lots of practice, and I don't always read whole words, just like you don't when you read with your eyes.

>>1151691
I don't even bother. Its never worth the effort.

>>1151696
I wish to be you.

Are your eyes still intact?

>>1151705
A blind loli could be fun. I'd rather have my sight back though for that.

>>1151701
Perverseness ch3

>>1151702
Were you a weeaboo before or after you were blinded?

I'm extremely doubtful that a blind person posts on an imageboard.
Browsing sounds okay, but you'll still miss out on the images.
If this indeed is true, I feel pity for you, Anon. I hope your eyesight comes back.

>>1151710

With todays advances in science and medicine, who knows. You might have your sight back in 10 years

Or not, but lets keep it positive.

I bet Microsoft Sam isn't fluent in Japanese.

俺はマイクロソフト名無しそうして日本

>>1151717
ಠ_ಠ

How do you entertain yourself? Reading and listening to the radio?

Thought of becoming an hero?

>>1151724
I troll people on imageboards.

>>1151717
/jp/ doesn't have a textboard. Besides, hardly anybody uses the textboards.

>>1151724
I fight crime.

>>1151715
I was a weeaboo long before I was blind. My assistant is one too, but she is the closet type that thinks no one knows (how i wound up here).

>>1151717
Its actually not so bad being blind. Although I would like to have my sight back, I'm not sure I would undergo an operation for it.

>>1151719
Not even bothering. I can only see so many characters at a time, and I'm not scrolling through junk just to see.

>>1151724
listening to A LOT of music. There are enough records and CDs here that you could play them continuously for many lifetimes and never replay them. I also do a lot of reading and browsing on the internet. I do computer programming for fun and some side money.

>>1151717
I can understand the part about images but blind people are only allowed to browse, not post? What?

>>1150977
so, sauce

>>1151751
sauce was given.

>>1151749
>My assistant is one too, but she is the closet type that thinks no one knows (how i wound up here).
Doesn't know about browser history, eh?

Do you have a love life, blind-anon? Do you fear your blindness will take away any chances? What about your assistant.

>>1151751
You're that blind guy, rite?

>>1151757
She left it up when she had to run to school one day so I took a peek because I was curious. Also, I can hear the shows she watches at night.

>>1151780
What does she watch ?

>>1151766
no, the blind guy is the one telling him the sauce was already given.

>>1151801
no, you're the one who's blind
read >>1151712

>>1151793
I don't watch anime anymore, so I don't know what she is watching now. The last ones I recognized characters from were Spice and Wolf and Shana.

>>1151808
I'm the blind guy, and I posted >>1151754

>>1151780
You make it sound so creepy with "I HEAR WHAT SHE DOES AT NIGHT"

>>1151780
Do you hear her masturbating to loli shows?

>>1151811
Well, I'd at least recon she has taste.

>>1151822
well, I can hear everything in my place ... Its not exactly like I try to, and some sounds are more interesting than others. I put the word "shows" in there to try to make it sound less creepy.

>>1151832
Add a "k" in the reckon.

>>1151834
This is getting extremely interesting.

>>1151831
she does watch something with little girls in it, or did. I don't think she swings that way though.

what the fuck? a content blind anon? you sir have surpassed us many times over. wise anon is wise

so Nunnally-anon how do you use a computer, or at least read the screen?

>>1151877
that was already addressed

>>1151880
fuck, re reading

This thread is one of the best in a while, even my manager is reading it.

My bullshit-o-meter is off the scale

>>1151891
Your manager knows you browse 4chan? Isn't that a bad thing?

>>1151891

I'm glad I made the thread.

>>1151895
He got that promotion somehow...

http://www.deafblind.com/display.html
This is the kind of thing that I use to see whats on the screen. These are NOT cheap.

>>1151895

Were buddies, I got him a job at my company and then it went under. Now he got me a job where hes working.

>>1151904

I should ask him how...

>>1151909
fuck.
this is hardcore.

>>1151845
Do you remember any specific phrases, character names?

>>1151593 Audio books and a good imagination.

Can you recommend any good audio porn, by any chance?

>>1151942
"Kimochiii, nii-san"

HARDCORE BLIND ANON
you will be remembered for eternity.
archive this shit

>>1151953
you can google for some.

>>1151942
I don't usually pay that much attention. Its not really my business. I wouldn't want her taking interest in my private affairs.

I cant archive this thread because the site isn't loading up, WWRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!???

>>1151986
The other archive has assuredly already taken care of this thread.

Actually come to think of it, she watches something I can only assume is Code Geass as I hear the same voices from Spice and Wolf and this "Britannia" shit.

Dear blind-Anon,
Although I find it hard to believe what you say you are, if it's indeed true you deserve much praise. You give hope to many anons here, keep it up.
Just wanted you to know that.

>>1152029

So she watches anime in english?

Dear blind anon,
You are an attention whore and/or a troll. However, since you do not have a trip, people fail to see it. Christ, they are retarded. That is all.

>>1152029

I can't help but let my imagination run wild about the weeaboo assistant watching Code Geass and slowly developing a fetish for reverse Nunnaly-kun.

Another thing I can't help but to think is, how people with disabilities can't be victimized. He can safely develop a loli fetish (if he doesn't have one already) and be fine with it.

tl;dr: You rock, stay with us. I'm glad I made the thread.

>>1152064
nope, she watches it in japanese like all true weeaboos, she just won't let anyone know.

>>1152060
thanks

>>1152060
Do you think blind people are fictional or something?

>>1152068 You are an attention whore and/or a troll. However, since you do not have a trip, people fail to see it. Christ, they are retarded.

Dear namefag.

If some people were allowed to attention whore in 4chan, it's these kind of people who are clearly distinctive from us common anons.

Let it go, this is genuinely interesting.

>>1152068
>Tatari !JERKwzbfbg
Tatari !JERKwzbfbg

>>1152078
No, but this is 4chan and I have second thoughts if this anon is truly blind. Yet, at the same time because this is 4chan, all kind of people join so you might never know.

>>1152068
I could trip if i wanted to, but what would be the point. I'm just another anon, but a bit different in how I see things.

>>1152098
Let's not care about the veracity of what's posted here, it's interesting anyway.

>>1152068
Wrong butthurt tripfag. When this thread is over, unlike you tripfags, blind Anon will simply return to the fold and be just another anon. The only way he becomes an attention whore is if he starts threads and mentions he is blind all the time.

>>1152102
or not see things

>>1152068
Dear tripfag,
penis, penis, penis, penis.

I don't care if it's true as long as I enjoy reading it.

>>1152109
( nothing to do with the thread but tripfags also post under anon)

>>1152102
>see things.
OH YOU

>>1152109
Go on. Defend him some more. I want clear pics of his cock in your mouth.

It's just Tatari, ignore it.

>>1152117
I want these too, although perhaps for a different reason.

>>1151985
That almost makes it sound like you respect her privacy or something. You disgust me.

I can't imagine myself living as blind. Unless I somehow could play Touhou.

>>1152117
seriously, you need to lighten up or ignore threads like this if this is what they make you do. One day you will start shitting stones, and they are not pleasant.

>>1152136
One things for sure about that, you couldn't be any worse than you probably are.

Hey blindanon, does your assistant browse /jp/?

>>1152134
If you don't respect the privacy of someone who lives with you, how can you expect them to respect your privacy. Especially if you can't look to see if anyone's around.

>>1152157
but blind anon can listen even to heartbeats
listening skill d20 +9000

>>1152136
well, if you memorize everything perfectly you could potentially play blind i guess.

>>1152009
What other archive?

>>1152161
Its likely, I know she browses /a/, /c/, and /cm/ regularly, and she has been to /d/ on a few occasions.

gee, sure is text in here

>>1152170

Like in the original Rainbow Six....*nostalgiabomb*

>>1152143
It's pretty ironic that an anon would say this.

>>1152170
Oh wow, I didn't thought of that. I could play dnd if I was blind.

>>1152186
>and she has been to /d/
This is both scary and awesome at the same time.

>>1152191
I have played D&D a few times since going blind. Its a lot harder trying to figure out how to map things. We wound up using sticks and different feeling stones for a map/markers.

>>1152186
>has been to /d/ on a few occasions.
So, dickgirls, femdom or tentacles. Probably one of those three.

>>1152206
not sure, it just shows up occasionally in the logs. Might also be near something else in one of the menus no clue.

>>1152206
50 bucks on femdom. Blindanon is about to get raped.
And we don't know how fugly she is.

/v/ has deep respect for the deaf and /jp/ has deep respect for the blind.

Fascinating.

>>1152244
/v/ has to have respect for something. they sure as hell have no respect for good games (at least as far as the older ones are concerned).

>>1152231
Well, it is right next to /c/ but it's more fun to imagine she actually browses /d/ instead of just misclicking. She's going to rape you one day.

>>1152241
well, she isn't fugly i can tell you that. If I had to make a guess I would say average. You can actually tell a lot about what someone looks like without using your eyes, and being blind has advantages in the feeling area.

There's a Youtube video out there of a blind Starcraft player almost beating Boxer with a ling rush at WWI one year. Although he did get a headstart.

here we are:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AR_ZMlPoVs&fmt=18

>>1152280
Well, statistically, girls who use the internet are attracted to that kind of thing and are more open about it. I used to run into a lot that were into guro as well.

>>1152285
"Can I rub my hands all over your body? I'd like to get an idea of what you look like"

How old are you exactly blindanon? Where do you live? What about family, friends etc? How long since you became blind? Sorry but it's interesting to see how a blind anon lives, no offense.

>>1152311
wear dark glasses (in the US, other places you keep your eyes closed) and carry your stick. Accidentally, bump into someone and feel your way up to right yourself. They will usually not do anything when they notice you are blind, and just blame it on the fact that you couldn't see what you were doing.

This is so fake.

>>1152379
who cares? this is awesome.

>>1152312
No offense taken. I am 39, I live in Ohio, and I have been blind for about 5 years or so. My family (except my sister) lives within an hour of me. My friends live all over the world. Shopping is mostly done by my assistant (who has been with me for most of those 5 years now.) as is all the driving. I still visit parks and do hiking in the woods, and it drives my assistant nuts that I do these things (especially the latter).

>>1152379

>This is so HARDCORE

I fixed it for you

>>1152410

What if you run into a bear?

Also, let's post promotions and laugh because he can't enjoy them.

>>1152410
>39
>been blind for about 5 years
>do hiking in the woods
I don't know about you guys but this anon is a god a among anons

I hope Dan reads the thread.

>>1152457

Holy shit, yes.

>>1152444
No bears around here, but I do know how to handle bears from before I was blind. The fact that one of the places I hike has cliffs is a bigger issue to the rangers and my assistant.

>>1152446
I've been hiking the same trails for most of my life, I know them by heart, its not nearly as awesome as it sounds. They are the same places I went taking pictures as a hobby (and sold off to make the money i have).

>>1152457
I hope so too, I want to have my assistant tell me what he does with it.

>>1152484
Your assistant reads Dan strips? This is getting more interesting minute by minute.

>>1152501
And by interesting I mean FUCKING AWESOME

Sure is hook, line, and sinker in here.

>>1152501
I know that she used to read paper 11, not sure what else she read on there and won't admit to.

Have you fucked your assistant yet? y/y?