/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I want NEET patches.

I want a patch that says ロリ彼女を探しています

>>11913122
This. Please release a NEET patch, I would totally buy like, 3 of them. I might just buy an EET patch though to somehow be reverse ironic.

if you guys are fine with PVC you can get custom ones, no minimum, for $7

http://www.mutinyshop.com/custom-artwork-and-logo-patches.html

Someone make a patch/sticker with this.

Do you need to put a certain amount of money into a paypal or can I just put 6 dollars into it to pay for this and never use it again?

>>11913121
>(if different from your contact amail)

>>11913177
I don't believe you need a minimum amount of money in a Paypal account. Mine's had $0.09 for the past three months, and before that it had $4 for at least 9 months.

>>11913177
you can, though there's an included fee of about .50 for using Paypal

>>11913122
>>11913150
if there's an ample amount of interest, I will make a batch of neet patches

>>11913190
Why do you choose to ignore the lolicons?

>>11913164
this so much

>>11913121
>EET
Disgusting normalfags EET please go.
Eienteifags confirmed for normals. SDM wins again.

How much profit do you expect to make per patch?

>>11913177
its going to take 2-3 business days for my account to open. guess ill wait for the next batch ;_;

Do people buy these patches and wear them?

>>11913185
you don't need money at all
if you have a credit card you can source solely from the card even with 0.00 in it

/k/ommando here, I need cute girl patches for when I operate my babby-killing salt rifles.

>>11913121
Ordered. Next time, something Yakumo-related would be cool if possible.

>>11913256
Privet, /k/omrade.

>>11913229
I do
I used to answer differently but now I just say "anime patch" when people ask. Fucks given: none.

>>11913214
with S&H included, bout $1-2 max

>>11913229
I wear a couple at conventions while depends on the day I'd wear some on my hat

>>11913314
How do they attach to things?
Do you have to sew them on?

Why does the payment have to be through PayPal?

>>11913318
"With hook fasteners of course." is autism-speak for velcro

>>11913320
Wh-What?

>>11913326
Sorry I meant to reply to this guy
>>11913316

Our lives are transient and our time is precious.
Please reconsider your attachment to material goods.

Are these supposed to be standard issue patches for the rabbits, or is there a deeper meaning behind them?

>>11913318
probably because it's fastest and easiest. maybe OP would be open to money orders or cash though.

>>11913371
some jappo just wanted to abbreviate

Personally, I prefer English abbreviation of House of Eternity to HOE.

>>11913422
Money order is an option. However, I can send the order out only when I received the payment.
It's been 3-4 hours since I made the release and about 60~ patches are yet to be claimed, and at this rate I might sell out this weekend.

>>11913431
How do you expect me to make money?
Can I have a free one?

>tfw have to use paypal
Can you set up a Donate button so that I don't have to make an account?

>>11913443
get your neetbucks from the gubberment

I sadly no longer qualify for neetbucks because I got a job ;_;

I can't wear this.

How are you suppose to wear these? Why do you wear these?

>>11913190
Is Reisen the most /k/ommando touhou operating in Gensokyo?

>>11913683
You put a patch on a backpack or jacket, so that the taboo activity of advertising your hobbies can cause you to orgasm uncontrollably when you think about it.

How is this thread allowed?
Isn't this marketing?

>>11913991

Well, she IS the ony one who canonically uses firearms.

Well I guess the nameless moonbunnies do too, but they're basically just way less competent versions of Reisen.

>>11913993
Now that I think about it, the idea that people are looking at me and silently judging me for being an otaku loser is actually pretty arousing.

>>11914049
> the idea that people are looking at me and silently judging me for being an otaku loser is actually pretty arousing.
/jp/ in a nutshell

>>11914002
Making your hand look like a gun isn't a firearm.

I want one of these so badly.

But I have no money. I'm sorry /jp/.

Eientei is my favourite.

This isn't the /jp/ I know and love.

>>11914172
If you have any taste at all, the /jp/ you know and love has been dead for a few years.

>>11914116
She was drilled with a rifle on the Moon.

>>11913991
Sakuya acts the most like an operator, even if she doesn't use guns. She's very high-speed low-drag.

Ordered two for the heck of it. Thanks Z.

I just ordered 2 of them. Will probably give the second one to someone else.
Thanks for this Z.

>>11913443
Sure you can get a free one.
But a mandatory donation is required.

>>11914592
When are you planning to ship them out? When all patches have been sold?

>>11914864
Initial 30 orders have already been shipped out. Have about 30-ish patches left

Get out patch devs

$8 for a patch sent to Europe right? Cos $2 for international seems pretty fucking cheap (not that I have any experience with ordering small light stuff).

>>11914900
Have you sent out confirmation emails yet?

>>11914917
I've crunched the numbers, the price will remain as stated

>>11915412
Not yet, I will get around to it tonight/tomorrow

how many left?

my wallet is ready

>>11915572
30 patches are left up for grabs

Let's blow my money on this shit.
If this is a scam I'd be happy to know some NEET made a cute original scam.

Welp, had to pick up something 2hu related somehow.

If this is a trick I'm going to be very sad, Mr.2hu patch sir.

>>11915784
rest assured, the first 30 orders have been dispatched, although only about 20 patches are remaining

And ladies and gents is the last of the patches.
All patches have been claimed and hopefully be shipped out this coming Wednesday/weekend.

>>11913122
Also declaring my interest in NEET patches. Maybe we can think of a similarly witty abbreviation for those ones, as well.

Posting to express interest in NEET and LO patches.

>>11919405
I'd buy an LO patch, but only if it used the same typeface as in the magazine.

>>11913164
Exactly like this.

>>11919413
Can you handle people constantly saying "and behold!" to you?

>>11919437
I doubt people would say that.

LO refers to Comic LO right?

>>11919465
Yes.

Why would you buy a patch?
To advertise it?
I'd think you'd be doing it a bigger favor by just buying more copies of it.

>>11919505
I'd like to advertise that I enjoy little girls to strangers and likeminded individuals.

>>11914247

>>11919475
that hat is way too small for her mongoloid skull

>>11919978
Tactical fanny pack

What is EET?

>>11920116
The enemy.

>>11920116
The least cool users of this board.

>>11913150
>>11920152


i'd get one and pay for it with my EET bucks

maybe put it on my work uniform for extra irony

来た！

These are awesome. Thanks for making these, /k/omrade. Now I need to get a tactical hat.

>>11920116
Educated, employed and trained.

Mine came in the mail today.

Can confirm not a scam for free Zun dollars

*reuploaded this*

Mine came in the mail today.

Can confirm not a scam for free Zun dollars

>>11922514
That's a bootleg anon.

>>11922514
What a hideous set of tabs,.

>>11922524
yeah i know =/

>>11922514
>facebook
>tumblr
>twitter
>bootleg nedo

>>11922533
> =/
>imgur filename

What the fuck are you doing here?

>>11922536
Hiding inside because his foot odour is so bad, he needs to use fucking powder to fix it.

>>11922538
People should take care of their feet.

Placed my international order lol
Hopefully it'll actually arrive, and not get lost.

Ordered 1 because why the fuck not.

LO patches would be great. Wud buy.

What are the fasteners like? Button-style or what?

>>11922536
>>imgur filename
Whats wrong with imgur? Its a pretty fast image hosting service. Better than photobucket or that one with the frog mascot or any of that other shit thats been around for a while.

If it has some sort of horrible community in place, the same argument could be made for "why do you use youtube?"

>>11923010
I'd imagine its just a blank patch. Up to you to figure out how you want to attach it.

>>11923019
Ordinarily, I would agree with you but...
>Patches are in and up for orders. With hook fasteners of course.

No idea what hook fasteners are.

Is it fucking Velcro? Is hook fastener code language for Velcro. The internet seems to think so but it's hard for me to wrap my little mind around.

>>11923025
>Is hook fastener code language for Velcro.
Would make sense.

>>11923025
I actually had the opposite problem when I looked for some in the dollar store.

who do i want that for

gay as hell. i will go buy some doritos instead

>>11922514
>>11921737
Glad you like them.
Also a reminder that I DONT HAVE ANYMORE STOCKED AT THE MOMENT.

Also stay tune for a future patch order round late march/mid april. Will be consider a NEET patch and another 2hu themed one

>>11923045
Please stop ignoring pedophiles. I literally have $500 in my hand right now and am willing to buy one LO patch.

>>11923050
So order them yourself, you retard.

I'm going to be buying two this weekend. I hope you still have some in stock by then. Thanks for your hard work!

>>11923045
shit. I underestimated how quick they would sell out. Can I pay you now and you can just send them whenever they come in (pre-order)?

>>11923045
oh fuck, I saw earlier that you had 60, and placed my order... well shit.

>>11923354
nevermind, I see that it has be refunded

cheers

So if I ordered Sunday how do I know if I ordered before they were sold out or not

>>11923532
it would have been refunded

So, how do I start scamming like OP?
Can I start selling random stuff like him and avoid my thread being deleted? I'm pretty sure this is commercial advertising and it's against the global rules.

>>11923019
Imgur tracks its users, has pretty much zero privacy, and the fact that said emoticon using shitposter didn't just upload it to 4chan really does say something.

>>11923582
Only if you can pull it off really convincingly.

>>11923582
I remember people selling doujinshi and ugly figures on the /jay/ before.

>>11923233
idk if I will make these patches again, if the interest remain, then I'll make more

>>11923679
>idk
What?

>>11923728

>>11923679
I'm willing to buy one too, how much time do you need to make one of these?

>>11923802
It all comes down to general interest.
I plan to make that next batch in late March/April

>>11923728
*farts in ur face*

>>11923856
Do it.

>>11913122

I want them as well. Please make some.

Thanks patchbro, I've always missed out on these in the past.
Glad I could finally get one this time.

Makes a good addition to my onahole suppressor.
I feel like I just got one step closer to making it through the happening.

>>11924241
Go put on a suit and take the photo again. Are you even trying?

>>11923100
ill cut you

>>11924241
those cargos
that collection of k-mart shirts
those girlish wrists
that fair complexion
jesus fuck I would've bullied the shit out of you in high school

OP, who was your supplier? Or is that a trade secret?

>>11923050
Can you buy a loli girlfriend for $500?

>>11924719
Maybe one night with a loli.

>>11924719
No, you need a bit more than that, and if you're not living in the right place you'll also need to buy a plane ticket.

>>11924726
According to /jp/ $50 is enough for one or two days with a loli, maybe more.

>>11924732
Not even for a week or two? Just enough time to enjoy a lot of hugs and cuddles.

>>11924743
No, that's enough. I thought you looking for a permanent or semi-permanent arrangement.

>>11924730
Do tell.

>>11924680
There are retailers that make "promotional goods" like this. These EET patches were probably commissioned by such a company and made by Bangladeshi children labourers

>>11924730
I thought $50 only bought a loli's used underwear.

>>11924747
Two weeks is semi-permanent, isn't it? That's about $35 a day. That means that's $35 per date! That's a lot of ice cream!

>>11924761
That's in real countries. There are places in SEA and Eastern Europe where you can buy a girl for a thousand dollars.

>>11924756
>>/jp/thread/S11790355

I got a package today, but it wasn't a patch :( Hopefully it'll be here tomorrow.

>>11924680
I'm interested as well, assuming it's cool for you to tell us.

>>11924795
That son of a bitch won't tell you anything. He's ignoring demand too. What an asshole.

>>11924795
> :(
Stop shitposting, ``please''.

>>11924897
I'l fuck your mother kid fuc kyou

>>11924897
>>11924897
What, le 9gag army isn't welcome on \JP\?

>>11924977
We already get enough spam as is, no need to push janny further.

Any idea how long the ones shipped to europe would take?

>>11924977
No, only /prog/shitters.

It's breaking away!

What are you folks going to do with your patches when you get them?

>>11925071
Put it on my computer bag.

>>11925103
You have a computer bag? For what? Taking your computer outside?

>>11925118
Yep, I'm a spy sent by the Normilluminati. The motivational speakers are already on their way, anon.

2huPatch, if you're still around, I would pay many shekels for the "You think you fly straight? HELL NO" patch.

>>11925118
>doesnt hang out with his buddies and brings his pc over everywhere.

nerd.

i will fucking destroy

>>11925736
Isn't there a GTS touhou thread you're due at?

>>11923582
Yea. He stole a bunch from /a/.

>>11925993
post link

i wish for a way to identify other pedophiles while letting other pedophiles know that i am a pedophile but without drawing negative attention

>>11926044
Just deal with the negative attention.

>>11926053
If after I yelled that and people mobbed and beat me, would I be able to sue them? There's no way I could lose a case like that, right? There's also no way anyone would not try to hurt me, right? People really dislike pedophiles and a mob mentality makes that even worse. I will be hurt if I said something like that.

I could remain NEET forever if something like that happened to me! I would only have to deal with immense pain for a couple of years.

>>11926065
It depends on if the court views what you said as fighting words or not. Being really drunk might help them not want to beat you up since people tend to spout nonsense when they are drunk.

>>11926069
Replace pedophile with gay and elementary schooler with man ass

>>11926084
They already tried to make gay pick-up lines fighting words and it didn't work.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense

Arguably, the same thing could happen to admitting you are a pedophile, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

Touhou wins again.

>>11913121
>email:2hupatch@g mail.com
>g mail
ohh-kaay then. Throwaway email address, and you're still obfuscating it? Why? It can't be to avoid spam yourself since it's a throwaway, you must be trying to dodge other people's spam filters here.

Which makes sense, you're a little advertisement. Why don't you go get a paper route or a job delivering food to people? Go earn some real money and quit drawing the boards here down to your level with all your "group funded" chump internet begging.

>>11913994
No it's just some stupid child looking for adults here to send him money via his paypal. But only when he's up for it. No real business. He is actually imitating some pro videogame marketing tactics though, such as promising future releases.

>>11928850
Eh, it's still commercial advertising, he even gets money from it.
I also can simply go to a random patch store, order a batch of patches and sell them so I gain 2 bucks for every patch.

>>11928858
$2bux
Who gives a damn? I mean, I've heard of tinier margins being worth it, but only on junk that sells millions.

OP needs a job. Even kiddy jobs pay better than that.

Go collect money for the march of the salvation army or something if he feels like he just must be at least somewhat dishonest about something.

>>11928874
2 x ~70 for a project that you can spam on every board and has no risk it's actually nice.
Of course you can't fund a company, but for one person only it's sweet.

>>11928858
So hurry up and make those LO patches that everybody and their dog has been begging for.

>>11928923
Nobody wants LO patches except you.
Most of us would rather not go to jail again.

>>11929114
>go to jail again.
>again

>>11930744
thug lyfe

>>11929114
It's not just that guy.

Where can someone even make an LO patch

Why would anyone even want a LO patch?

>>11930873
http://www.custom-patches4less.com/quote/free-quote.html

>>11930878
Why would you not?

>>11930880
Is there any way to just get the quote automatically or something? Is an automatic quote available with stickers?

>>11930888
http://www.custom-patches4less.com/pricing.html

>>11930896
too expensive for me

OP should just take the hit

>>11930896
So OP made around six hundred dollars.

Would buy an LO patch, sticker, or t-shirt.

>>11930904
How much was he selling them for? The order form is closed and I didn't look.

>>11930922
I got my C3 patches for 6$ each.

Why is this allowed? Buy a banner if you want to advertize your products.

>>11930939
but then we couldn't demand his LO patches

the demand is clearly here so i don't know what's wrong with these people

>>11930904
Minus delivery.

Okay, I get it now, this is some kind of dipshit "elaborate" trolling? I hope it costs you some money. Paypal cancelling payments and all that kind of thing.

Mine arrived today. I was honestly suprised that they got here so fast, being in europe and all that.
They also look nice and converting the price into euros, it was actually quiet cheap.
If you make new ones I probably will order again.

Sweet, it wasn't a scam!

Now I can go innawoods properly.

>>11933373
The first couple of runs are legit. He will start flaking later.

>>11933421
I hope not, there was talk of other patch designs and I wanted the suggested patches.

can one of you guys who bought 3 or 4 of them sell me an extra?

dont have paypal, will pay cash-money in advance, your price.

sigh...

>>11936275
Sur-

>sigh...
>meplatfanclub@yahoo.com
Actually, nevermind. I don't have any spare.