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12173471 No.12173471[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

what would you do if an oiled up bkub chen (real chen would probably be violent) was running all over your house making everything greasy?

>> No.12173474
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>>12173471
is this another oil reference? if it is i will seriously be mad

>> No.12173477

why the HELL am I not lubed up too?

>> No.12173491

>>12173477
because you don't want to ruin your own house and get is all greasy

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>> No.12173506

>>12173471

I would tell Chen to knock it the fuck off or we aren't going out for burg and fries later.

>> No.12173507

>>12173491
I'd chase her around to wash the grease and oil off her

>> No.12173509

>>12173507
sounds fun :)

>> No.12173514
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>>12173509
Yes, yes it would be

>> No.12173517

I would probably kill her.
She has no right to trespass into my home and even less of a right to ruin my things.

It would be in self defense

>> No.12173530

>>12173517
burger pls

>> No.12173548

I'd kill her and feed my dog with her pieces.
Wooh, free dog food!

>> No.12173563

>>12173548
GREASY dog food

>> No.12173567

>>12173517
Muh freedom

>> No.12173572 [DELETED] 

I'd probably have to move. I can't keep living in a greasy house.

>> No.12173575
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How greasy? :)

>> No.12173581

>>12173530
>>12173567
I'm sorry that you live in a country where people are awarded medals for breaking and entering.

>> No.12173589 [DELETED] 

>>12173581
You just live in a country where a burglar can sue the owner of the house he breaks into.

>> No.12173596

>>12173589
A dead man can't sue, /jp/

>> No.12173597 [DELETED] 

>>12173596
That's assuming you can put your hamburgers down and stop clapping long enough to pick up your gun and shoot him.

>> No.12173603

>>12173596
I should have more than enough time.
I'll be alerted after the trespasser applauds himself for breaking into my home.

From then I should have approximately 3 minutes to get my gun while he finishes his own burger.

>> No.12173607 [DELETED] 

>>12173603
huh meant to link to >>12173597
This McFlurry made my hand tense up a little, you understand.

>> No.12173625 [DELETED] 

>>12173607
Do you have a bit of ice-cream smeared around the corners of your mouth? Eating a McFlurry can be really cute, you know.

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