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It's not like I can fug them right now anyways, but it would probably be more interesting than the real world.

What gave you the impression that you could fug them?

>>12221246

2hu babby is formed somehow

I don't want to fug them anyway.

do they have google fiber

>>12221255
If you're asking if gensokyo has internet it probably does.

>>12221238

As long as they wouldn't eat me and invite me to their tea parties.

>>12221238

What else can you do there?

...would I be allowed to have a platonic relationship with a 2hu? I'd be happy with that.

getting a real glance at yuyuko's cleavage would be enough for me

Only if I'm guaranteed not to be eaten or killed by any 2hu and, at minimum, possess DSL-speed internet, I'd be fine.

I'd only want to go to Gensokyo under the condition that everyone there doesn't enjoys casual sex and only does it with someone they deeply love for the purpose of procreation, and that romantic relationships aren't the most important thing to everyone there.

Seriously, if I wanted to fuck someone I'd stay in this world

>>12221238
No, what would be the point.

>>12221238
Sure. Besides, it's not like 2hus are forbidden from fugging me all day erry day.

>>12221238
I want to learn to danmaku, who gives a shit about sex.

>>12222055
You could learn the most fabulous danmaku known to man, god and youkai, and yet you wouldn't be permitted to win you favourite 2hu's heart with it. What a shame.

>>12222681

You can love 2hus, but not fug them

>>12222719
>>12221636
Could I still marry a 2hu even if we can't ever fug? Could we have a lifelong romantic-but-chaste marriage together?
Please?

B-But I want to mate with and impregnate a Touhou...
I want to start a family

Could I at least steal their panties and jerk off?

>>12223125

>>12223133
You could adopt one of the younger 2hus, surely.

>>12221238
Yes, but maybe only to visit. It sounds like it could be an interesting place to explore.

It's okay, I don't even want to fug the hus.
The fairies, however.
Those I am legally obligated to.

As long as Yuyuko could step on me and humiliate me it would be fine

>>12223250
If Star Sapphire's butt is not on the table then there is no deal

>>12223148
Yes, but you have to let her watch while you do it, and listen to her make fun of your tiny useless dick that could never satisfy her the way scissoring with other 2hus does every night.

>>12221238
>you weren't allowed to fug the 2hus

You can't tell me what to do. In any case, what would deny that? Lack of vaginas? Magical protection barriers?

>>12227321
Let's say plot armor that you (and all 2hus) are aware of. For example, if you try to seduce Alice, Marisa will have decided that now will be a good time for a visit, interrupting you (not necessarily on purpose). If you steel your will and continue, Alice would have left the stove on and the house will catch fire. If you keep going, incident-level disruptions will appear, possibly resulting in your death if the hanky-panky cannot otherwise by prevented.

>>12227441
>If you keep going, incident-level disruptions will appear, possibly resulting in your death if the hanky-panky cannot otherwise by prevented.

One night exchanging various fluids with Remilia would be worth it.