/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12307576
girl play game with controller under legs
father spirit look on

She was born with weird feet, so she became a fujoshi.

>>12307576
Girl like this don't exist in real life.

they made a room look like an otaku's and hired a cute girl to pretend to be a cute fujoshi so they could make a TV show that one section of the population will watch 'cause it's alien to them so it makes for exciting television for them, and other will watch 'cause they're desperate virgin neet otaku who dream of girls like that.

>>12307576

Why is she sitting on the floor?

>>12307581
This

>>12307617
Do Japanese otaku really fetishize fujoshi like that? I feel that it's just a western thing, because Japanese people understand how undesirable fujoshi are.

>>12307634
Otaku liking fujoshi, but not vice versa has been used for jokes in animu, so I guess it's the same over there.

>>12307641
I've never seen any jokes like that. Usually when a fujoshi appears in any 2D media, she's always really weird and creepy, and either shuts herself away from boys completely, or writes BL fiction about her closest male friends, who tolerate her at best. I've never seen one portrayed as particularly desirable (though they're usually more physically attractive than they would be in real life).

>>12307662
I want to fuck tomoko hard

>>12307667
She's not portrayed as desirable, though. She has an awful personality and is constantly called ugly by guys in the manga, never ever having received a compliment on her looks (except in her delusions).

We're just a bunch of weirdos to be able to find someone like that attractive.

>>12307726
She's cute because of the art style.

>>12307737
i would buy her titty ice cream

>>12307726
her personality is cute

>>12307737
CuTe

>>12307737
Face is not cute

>>12307737
my god she looked cute in the first pic

>>12307576
This one is much cuter. She looks a lot more likeable.

And her feet aren't weird.

>>12307875
um her face&head ugly as fuck duide

>>12307877
Not quite as ugly as the first girl though. I'd say she's mildly attractive, even.

>>12307878
err no first is less ugly

Did anybody ever find the video those screencaps come from?

Fucking slore manchild...I bet she plays Casual Shit Garbage like Pokemon rehash, Aminal Crossing and assassinn's creed 200 [    sees her playing Dark Souls   ] When is the wedding

>>12307888
xD

>>12307888
umm...?

Let's say I'm a girl /jp/
How do I stop being ugly.

>>12307641
I always thought otakus wanted pure submissive shrine maiden and popular athletic yandere. It doesn't equate with a fujoshi. And that fujoshis wanted otome-level perfect assholes kuudere dudes.

>>12307897
Just act and look like Lori the anal idol
Your first task is to post your asshole stretched!

Alternatively, you can post a picture of your face and body and we'll tell you how to improve

>>12307607
Yeah, they do. They have impossibly high standards, but also refuse to believe they are themselves good enough, so they seclude themselves entirely from society playing visual novels and dating sims to fulfill their desires.

>>12307897
Surgery

>>12307906
>>12307875
Why would anyone play visual novels with a controller? All you do is click, there are no need for analog sticks or dpad. That's stupid.

Controllers should be used for great games like Resident Evil and Blazblue

>>12307897
If you're fat then lose weight, it will take the excess fat off your face first, if you're too lazy to become slim and sexy, at least you can diet down to a weight where your face isn't fat as fuck

If you've got some ugly growths like excess "hair" on your face then be sure to trim it down to "pretty" levels.

Finally if you're still ugly then learn how to use some makeup. If it can make gross old men look like pretty young ladies it can probably do something for you.

>>12307915
Thank you Madoka, you're my greatest ally.

>>12307914
Controllers give you less hand cramps than a mouse does. There's plenty of console VN's in Japan.

Plus you can sit on your bed facing the TV.

>>12307922
Your welcome

>>12307897
want to be my gf?

>>12307932
No one wants to be your gf

mmmm ah yes, "lose weight if you're fat." Wao!,, That's so interesting,,,,, hold on let me finish laughing at your Trash Man face

>>12307936
fuck uou

>>12307922
Take into account the amount of time you watched plastic model in magazines and how much your mom told you you were ugly too. Sometimes there are girls who hide themselves when they are fine looking even for 3DPD, and that's for fucking retarded reasons.

>>12307937
I'm not that guy but no one likes being fat. I wouldn't advocate losing weight if you don't want to but it will make you feel better, as cliche as that sounds. Just start with drinking water instead of pop for one meal then two then eating better for one meal or less. Small shit like that does make a difference. Other than that makeup is helpful

Trannies aren't girls btw

>>12307952
He's pointing out that your advice is common sense. Probably.

>>12307956
Probably

There's no such thing as western fujoshi

>>12307968
Why?

>>12307968
Your mom is western fujoshi

>>12307968
If there are no such thing as western fujoshis then does that mean I really don't exist?

>>12307952
lmfao shut yr ignorant ass mouth, "u will feel better if u lose weight" right like I havent heard that Garbage Nonsense before

im just sitting here giggling, eating chocolate cake and yr posting Transparent As Hell concern trolls

btw nice,,,,very Nice transmisogyny, so edgy, wow, im amaze

>>12307980

>>12307979
CAKEY CAKEY MAROO CAKEY

>>12307576
First girl is only cute

>>12307989
Should I have the homukeeki or the homurice?

>>12307937
>>12307980
>>12307952
Be envy of me for I can eat anything at all no matter what the quantity and not get fat. Feel me, bastards. I'm unlucky as hell at anything as if I lost all my luck on that but it doesn't matter.

>>12307998
I'm feeling a mixture of topmad and topjelly tbh imho.

>>12307998
Actually I need a little bit more fat. What the fuck am I supposed to do if I don't get fat no matter what I eat. Fuck this gay world

>>12308007
drink oil and eat sugar

>>12308007
>What the fuck am I supposed to do if I don't get fat no matter what I eat.
play Atlus games

>>12307998
>Be envy of me for I can eat anything at all no matter what the quantity and not get fat. Feel me, bastards. I'm unlucky as hell at anything as if I lost all my luck on that but it doesn't matter.
Please submit yourself for review by scientists because you are magic (not really I'm just pointing out you're wrong and gay).

>>12308014
Magic doesn't exist.

Magic is an illusion.

Reality is truth. Truth is reality.

>>12308019
But life is a dream, so reality and truth are illusions as well. That means magic is real.

Magic is real that explains why im a kawaii anime Madoka witch irl who obliterates Gross Shitheads

>>12308024
Without love, the truth cannot be seen.

>>12308028
When you go to Japan to a maid cafe and you call the girls "kawaii" it actually offends them. Can you believe that shit

>>12308030
I love you. Will you show me the truth?

>>12308033
Probably because they hear you say "Kowai" which means scary because you have a shitty sloppy gaijin shit accent. What a loser.

>>12308033
I'd be pissed to if some Gross White Dude started to appropriate my culture in front of me. Say Fuck No to ppl saying "kawaii" and "sugoi" like its some funny Asian thing

>>12307870
>>12307936
>>12307908
Says the ban evading shitscum.

>>12308011
I already eat that every fucking week, man. Let alone sugar which I love more than anything.

>>12308013
Dunno what that game has that others don't that would make me fat. Well, I know you're kidding, but just for the note, I don't need to exercise myself so even if I got obsessed over some game it wouldn't change a thing.

>>12308019
>>12308024
Please don't remember me of that Lilly guy, his E.C.C.O BS and his comrades. I hate them. They are everywhere. Damn.

Are you guys all fat?

>>12308071
I am fat but please keep in mind that I wasn't just last year

>>12308054
Your body is absorbing nutrients inefficiently. You should eat your own feces until it learns.

>>12308071
I'm not only fat, I'm a fatNEET.

>>12308054
I guarantee if you actually counted your calories properly you'd find you eat nothing. Start complaining when you eat 4000 a day and don't gain weight.

>>12308042
What if it were a handsome white dude? Aren't we pretty much considered gods for the sole reason of being white?

>>12308071
not really

>>12308091
>>12308099
>>12308111
Your sister makes fun of you for being fat?

>>12308071
Yes I've been fat for all my life and I'm too lazy to exercise and shit. It's very sad.

>>12308113
no, my sister is fatter.

>>12308113
Well actually, dude, one time I lost so much weight I became a skinnyNEET and my aneki was so worried she said I looked so "unhealthy" and "skinny" and wanted me to eat more and more. After I became a fatNEET again she said me being fat makes her happy and unworried about my health. Ironically she's very slim and sexy herself so it doesn't really make sense.

I wish she wouldn't worry so much about me being thin!

>>12308128
wow are you me?

>>12308119
ZEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>12308132
juanpiss fags are the cancerest

>>12308147
shiroururururururu....SHIROURURURURURURURU

>>12308128
>>12308131
Is her ass nice and plump? Any pictures?

>>12308099
I was very skinny when I was a NEET, since I was lazy and never went out to buy food.
then i had to move back in with my parents who are obese and have tons of candy lying around the house, so I got fat again.

I don't understand how people who live by themselves can get fat, it's as simple as not buying food.

>>12308175
I'm not going to post pics of my sister, dude. But yes her butt is plump and juicy. I've fondled it roughly before but she just assumed it was just horseplay and didn't mind.

>>12308128
She probably wants to fatten you up to keep you from going out and becoming a successful person and popular with the women.

She wants to keep you for herself as her cute pudgy little brother who she can take care of every day and make tons of food for.

>>12308071
No, I'm pretty skinny.

>>12308177
This. I live off top ramen, pasta, rice and bagels

>>12308225
Hope you make it after 40 years old budy , but it's not looking good

>>12308187
How old is she? Please dont make my cock hard like that. Please post someone butt hers preferably just blur out anything that will identify her

>>12308113
My sister slaps my butt like an athlete or something.
I think she's making fun of my fatbutt.

>>12308242
I'm not going to betray my sister like that, dude. Maybe you want to see my butt instead? I'm a girl too you know. Not the tranny penis kind but a real girl born with a real non-synthetic vagina. So how about it, dude? Interested?

>>12308258
Sure if youre 18 years of age or older. I really like older women though

>>12308264
You sound really uncommitted. This is a big deal for me you know, you could at least sound a little more appreciative. If you only want to see my sister's butt I guess there's no point showing you mine.

>>12308267
Yes i want to see it dude post it now pls!! Howd i do?

>>12308267
If you don't show him, I'll cut myself.

I wish I had a cute butt.

>>12308177
>it's as simple as not buying food.
That isn't easy when your fat instincts kick in. Ordering food every day until you destroy your credit card and bank card. Trying desperately to stay at home but failing, ending up roaming the streets like a rat looking for discarded food, which is surprisingly ubiquitous. Searching through trash. Occasionally dumpster diving, digging up mountains of food that was thrown out because of a slight dint in the packaging. Sometimes applying for a new credit/bank card, withdrawing money and going on a hundred dollar binge.

That said I've been thin at times. But if I slip up just once it's all over.

>>12308269
Heh.
>>12308270
Who are you and why should I care exactly?

>>12308258
No wonder your sister let you fondle her butt. Please go out with me.

>>12308267
Exactly
Pls show your sisters butt

Post it or I will kill this burger

>>12308277
>heh
Thats not very reassuring, so are you a guy and you just lied to me? That is not very kosher

>Error: Abnormal reply.
Is this a new function? What the fuck.

Something tells me you're that "true /jp/er/" guy who I was arguing with earlier and the guy who posted his please no bully email.

>>12308273
I believe this.

>>12308287
Oh, busted.

I didn't post an email though.

>>12308291
Thanks.

>>12307875
She looks like a condensed midget :(
definitively not cuter

>>12308299
They seemed like you. Anyway I've gotta go causei just came inside my onahole while I pretended it was your asshole because I know how much of a faggot you are. I also put some poop in it because you're a dirty little bitch

>>12308307
Gross.

>>12308307
Huh? Are you really masturbating to me? Pervert!

>>12307576
Why do Japanese talk shows always have faces of the hosts or someone in the corner of each clip? I don't really care what stupid face their making and it's oftentimes distracting.

>>12307914
I always play Visual Novels with gamepad so I can relax on my couch and play on my TV.

>>12308326
But it's Japanese culture.

>>12308312
No. You're not worth my sperm

>>12308337
Yeah, whatever. Creepy virgin loser.

>>12308350
Call me a virgin one more time I'm gonna shove my cock so far up your ass your prostate will pop!

>>12308356
I told you I'm not a guy. Do you just dream of fucking guys in the ass all day or what? Go get AIDS and die in a dirty backwater gas station gloryhole, homo gaylord. Don't reply to me anymore, talking to you makes me feel filthy.

>>12308372
are you one of those guys that gets off on pretending to be a girl pretending to be a guy

>>12308372
>talking to you makes me feel filthy.
That's because you ARE filthy! You want me to fuck you in the ass in some backwater gas station glory hole, WTF?! I don't want aids! Please leave me alone gay tranny faggot!

>>12308387
Please stop using me in your fantasies, it's truly disgusting.

>>12308400
You aren't worthy of being in my imagination loser. The only thing that is truly disgusting is YOU!

Is this the cute girl posting thread?

She's still waiting for the alpha male to pick her up. No anon, you're not an alpha.

>>12308408
Why do you keep replying then?

>>12308416
I'm going to make you choke on my sweaty cock if you keep trying me.

>>12308416
>>12308408
>>12308400
>>12308372
>>12308387
>>12308350
>>12308356
>>12308337
>>12308312

>>12308422
Is this some kind of meta-irony?

>>12308419
Could you just stop with the sexual crap? No means no.

>>12308425

>>12308425
Not him but I'm enjoying this thread too.

>>12308416
Not him but look, you can pretend all you like but you're still not a girl. I'm truly, truly sorry for you.

>>12308416
Why the FUCK do you care? Loser shit-head

>>12308432
You can feel sorry for nothing if it makes you feel like a better person. You don't really matter to me.

>>12308434
Can you not jump in at random, you shitty cumbubble?

I can't stop coughing. i wake up in the middle of the night choking on slimy green saliva. What's happening to me?

too lazy to visit the doctor

>>12307737
If she lost some weight and got rid of the pimples she'd be cute.

>>12308445
It's fine just take some cough medicine.

>>12308273
>Trying desperately to stay at home but failing, ending up roaming the streets like a rat looking for discarded food, which is surprisingly ubiquitous. Searching through trash. Occasionally dumpster diving, digging up mountains of food that was thrown out because of a slight dint in the packaging.
[nervousness]

>>12308435
>You don't really matter to me.
What the hell? You didn't have to be that rude.

>>12308411
You posted a cute girl. She looks like she would be a great girlfriend.

>>12308466
Heh. Try not using me to boost your worthless ego next time, shit eater.

>>12308477
Boost my ego? I was just talking to you. There's no need to be that rude like I said.

>>12307576
Her feet are ugly but I would still pour my heart into them.

WOWZERS THIS TRANNY IS MAD AS HECK

>>12308492
I'd pour something into them if you understand what I mean.

>>12308487
Mind your own business and you won't get hurt next time, okay kid?

>>12308497
I dont. Elaborate?

>>12308497
your tongue between her dirty toes?

>>12308503
How about you get the fuck off of my jay instead tranny crossie

>>>/a/

>>12308514
*Sigh* I'm sick and tired of your same old boring shit. You're not worth any more of my valuable replies. I'm going to keep posting elsewhere on /jp/ and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me so go choke on a dick and die.

>>12308521
<sarcasm>Well you should keep posting! Your posts are so wonderful! </sarcasm>

Fug, this thread is seriously epic.

/jp/ is for cute and for feet and for fun

not for arguing and bullies

>>12308534
Feet are gross

>>12308541
NO

>>12308543
ok

>>12308534
Feet are disgusting.

>>12308550
You are wrong

>>12308534
My feet aren't cute though.

>>12308552
That is for us to decide. Post them.

>>12308551
They smell, look bad, and are hairy.

>>12308552
that's ok. not everyone is cute.

>>12308564
Speak for yourself

>>12308568
I prefer to speak for everyone.

thread sucks now

delete please janny

>>12308571
Well you speak wrongly

>>12308572
I don't want to.

Socks are cute.

>>12308574
Anything and everything I say is fact, that is a fact.

>>12307579

>>12308579
Her butt is cuter but not as cute as the anal idol's Lori.

>>12308585
So you're saying her butt is cuter than Lori's?

>>12308586
I'm saying her butt cuter than her feet

>>12308071
I'm Auschwitz mode.

>>12308584
Who is that guy? He looks happy

>>12308326
It's the Japanese equivalent of laugh tracks. It tells the audience when to laugh.

>>12307980
I truly don't think people who would say this kind of thing exist, but I really am not sure because it just seems so odd to troll like this

>>12307576
My waifu.

>>12309738

Think again: >>12307737
Granted, in a few decades she would be fixed by a layer of augmented reality so she looks like your 2D ideal of beauty.

>>12308285

YU WUDBNT DARE

>>12308713
F-Zero from Smash Bros

>>12307662
I'm 100% sure it was used in Lucky Shit and I think it was used SZS

>>12309876
Lucky Star is /jp/-related. Why would you trash talk Kona-chan like that?

>>12307576
brb. Checking corresponding /y/ thread.

>>12308236
>/jp/
>wishing other for long lives

>>12308177
Uh, genetic also matter. And if both parents aren't, mutation could offer probable answer( ex : some people's body readily convert carb to fat).

>>12311703
Fujoshi aren't that cute irl

>>12307875
Don't make fun of her feet! Both girls have cute feet!

>>12311904
Fujoshi are nice and smelly and cute!

>>12311913
Fat thighs are cute

>>12311913
Do fujoshi like uncircumcised penises? I've got a foreskin almost as long as half my dick (which isn't big, unless 8cm is sudddenly considered a great measure), when i peel it back and try to touch my benis, it hurts (still can fap tho), i need to clean dickcheese all the time and there's this weird pimple at the base of it.

her feet aren't that bad

>>12307576
help me!!!gngnzgnt4+ tttttttt

Why does she sit like that

>>12311913
Minus the piercings she is okay.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

Bump

>>12314045
>Minus the piercings she is okay.
fuck no she's not

>>12317642
Why not? Are you afraid of people who look just as bad as you?

>>12314045
>>12317817

The hair dye is what kills it for me. I absolutely hate that "dark+blonde" hair style.

Go blonde or go black. Combining them is just awful.

Her body is alright but her hair and piercings make her disgusting.

>>12308108
>he thinks he's white

>>12307906
> high standards
Tfw I do have 2 fujoshi friends and they do have high standards and just daydream about the perfect male but never do shit to get it. Tfw

Oh wow. What an epic thread. There is some serious ownage Going on in this board.

I wonder if she has any otaku friends.

FUCK YOU

Lets say I want to go to Japan and find a female hikikomori. How do I do that if they're all inside and never leave the house? Any tips?

This show.
Fujoshi was the best option.

>>12308033
because gaijins are stupid and say it like KAH-WHY which means ``scary'' and not ``cute''

>>12319692

>TFW you actually really liked this show

Except for the ending. The fuck was the ending.

I just wanted resolution, and I got some kind of fucking fashion show instead.

>>12320584
Probably because the manga was and is still going on. Still 2nd season when?

>>12311904
Hakurei barrier are suppose to keep stuff like this outside.

>>12320584
It was a great show. The manga is great, too.

>>12320204
or maybe just because it's creepy as fuck to call some random stranger cute

>>12320584
Who are you quoting?

>>12322645

Myself. Princess Jellyfish was a good show.

I found the otaku rules in Princess Jellyfish funny. Could be applied to both genders really.

>>12311913

>those legs

holy fuck
why do girls who don't shave exist

>>12323000
Probably because the fujoshi don't want to leave the house and therefore have no need to impress other people with their smooth legs. That girl looks more emo though.

>>12323000
>holy fuck
>why do guys who don't lift exist

>>12323035

It's a good question really

>>12311712
>Uh, genetic also matter. And if both parents aren't, mutation could offer probable answer( ex : some people's body readily convert carb to fat).

No, this is completely false. The difference in metabolic rates between people is very minimal, like up to 400 kcal per day or so.

>>12323035
>why do guys who don't lift exist
We can't all be overcompensating manlets.

>>12315137
"'You don't have to be mad to post here, but it helps.'" 1408

>>12307576
It's so she can bring the controller closer to herself when it vibrates, if you know what I mean...

>>12323154

Which one?

>>12326870
No, anon, no one understands what you mean unless you tell us.

>tfw no gf

sigh...

>tfw no bf

siiiiiiiiiiiiigh...

>>12307576
japs are fucking animals and sit on the floor for pretty much everything

>>12323781
Instead you're just a wimpy manlet.

>>12327976

'_'

>>12319651
So exactly the same as males do

>>12307726
>We're just a bunch of weirdos to be able to find someone like that attractive.
It is just matter of time until underage see Watamote in Animax then.

>>12327561
They can because they remove their shoes when they enter their homes, and even have shoes specifically for toilets. But you couldn't understand, being a filthy american spreading germs and dirt all around your place like some kind of dog.

>>12307726
I'm not sure if loniless just makes her grumpy and she would be sweet gf if given chance, altough it could be she is lonely because her personality drives people away from her.

>>12330769
We finns also remove our shoes indoors!

>>12330892
But do you spread germs from your toilets?

>>12330769
Ah, suddenly nostalgia. I remember watching what was it, Doraemon or Maruko or some old anime on tv. I have an indoor sandals but not as specific as bathroom one.

>>12307737
Ouch

>>12330899
Gendo be quiet.

I want to FUCK a fujoshi

So, how much do fujoshi contribute to NSFW that is porn?

>>12341284
>educational sites and encyclopedias also quite often contain content undesirable to children
wow

Look what I found when I search for 'kiss' in my computer. The right one. Is this count?

>>12344632
So edgy. Yet attractive

>>12344632
why am i turned on?

>>12344632
is this a grill?

>>12307737
Could be worse.

>>12307968
There is, I've met girls like that in my life. Few but they exist. My parents own a shop and they were paid by a woman to give her daughter a job because she won't leave her room, just wanted to play games and watch anime all day. She's attractive too.

>>12344632
I'm more interested in that girl in the right

>>12344632
Me in the back.

>>12346782
I don't believe you

Tell me more

>>12308071
No but I'm not slim yet. I lift/exercise 5-6 days a week but eat badly :/

>>12346799
There's not much to tell since I don't live there anymore so I only know what my mum tells me. She's basically going to be a neet on par with everyone here.