/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>onahole
just get a fliphole

After some research and consideration, I'm going to buy these three:

http://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-39305?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-30800?c2=9999

Looks nice, and low weight enough to use cheapest delivery method, better to buy that weighty lube locally, I think?

I don't rly like the idea of onaholes and perverted stuff too much, but you gotta release some pressure sometimes, so why not do it properly while you are at it?

>>12367553
Everyone is saying mouth of truth hurts your dick
Maybe its because I can endure pain but its fine, if you dont like it remove the teeth

You can fuck a /jp/sie in the boypussy instead of wasting money on fake shit.

>>12367560
How?

>>12367562
With your penis duh.

>>12367553
If you want a mouth onahole go with the HEPS fantastic

Anyone ordered Onaholes to Norway before? How's it work (did they intrude on your doorstep, or could you pick it up at the Post Office?), and how was the "toll"?

Just received and used my Lilith Uterus soft today. First onahole, so I wasn't entirely sure what to expect. Overall I'd say it was a positive experience. Lasted 15 minutes and came harder than I ever have with my hand. Cleanup was a bit frustrating, but I'm sure that will be easier in time. It's fairly difficult to get the uterus dry without inverting the whole thing and detailing it with papertowel.

As a cutfag, I'd say getting a medium for the extra stimulation may have been a smarter choice considering the fairly boring texture. Due to my size, the tightness was good but the length was insufficient, I was severely bulging the back when I was balls deep and I absolutely do not know how much it can take before damage. The uterus itself was rather disappointing, it felt like a small lip to overcome and once in it did little. Medium may have helped with that too. I know I would have enjoyed it less if I did not have the girth I do, so I'd probably avoid it if you're under average. The lewd sounds were nice though, and I may keep the fancy box it came in.

Queencat's "Lube Company" lube http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lube-company-masturbator-lubricant-water-based-8-oz/ was sufficient. It has a very precummy consistency and doesn't dry out. It's cheap and very effective. I have not had the chance to use the "Honey drops" that come with the uterus.

overall 8/10 worth $60. I now know what I want out of my next onahole.

>bought Juicy Cherry!
>tear near opening after first use
What a piece of shit. It's pretty tiny though, the hole that is. I've got Roa and Lolinco and they're far superior and more well built.

>>12367697
Scan the eromanga that came with it

>>12367618
"toll"?

Post office people toll you?
Im here in murica and that doesnt happen p. sure

>>12367656
Adding two extra things for first timers that I learned. First, take cornstarching/talc as a must, not a suggestion. After use my hole became fairly tacky and immediately starting picking shit up on the surface. A wash and pat dry, light sprinkle of cornstarch, and a massage fixed the issue and now feels great. I snagged a small 2oz tupperware and tossed some in, and that will be enough for a hundred dustings easily.

Secondly, if you don't have one, pick up a large microfiber for sure. It was invaluable.

>>12367716
I'm not so sure, but transport from Japan to here is pretty expensive, I would assume.
The government are the one taking toll, if any.

But I have no idea. I've not ordered an onahole yet

>>12367716
I think he means customs fee, you need to pay that too?

Kinda envy you, because online shopping is so much better in murica, I can't buy anything from Amazon ever here in Finland, and need to pay 23% extra fee for overseas products + expensive as hell posting costs

Directions on my box state to store it in something sealed. How important is this?

Where can ye get micro fibre? Also can i keep my onahole wrapped up in paper in a burrio fashion. I also got some dehumidifers/demositerization balls

>>12367886
Nls store seems to have cleaning kit including micro fibre cloth + disinfection spray, I added it to my order thanks to recommendations, now it looks like this

>>12367900
>$7.68 + possibly shipping cost incerase for the kit
What a fucking ripoff. I can go to a nearby store right now and buy a 0.5l of 96% spirytus along with a couple of 32x32cm microfiber towels for less than that.

>>12367900
>86usd

Im not sure if im alright spending that much. Maybe in a lust driven trace. I always consider the fact that after you orgasm you feel like shit and get the "why did i even buy this" feeling. I took me a good while before i even ordered an onahole.

>>12367713
>implying I'd flatten or debind it for any reason
If I buy a replacement, I'll scan it.

>>12367936
I've spent $400 on this shit in the past few weeks and I'm a first time buyer. I do regret the purchases after I fap, but I probably wouldn't be fapping without them in the first place because my dick had become bored of life and didn't want to get erect for me.

Now my dick gets erect like 13 year old me.

>>12367951
Do you or others have any moral dilemma or feelings of regret after using onaholes?

I'm ok with reading ero doujins and fapping, and I don't really feel bad about it, but somehow reject the idea of onaholes, even if it logically does not make very much sense, since its still basically same thing as fapping, I wonder whats the deal with that

Just afraid that I'm going to regret it when I buy my first onahole, and waste all that money...

>>12367951
>>12367936
>close to half a thousand dollars on sex toys
Let that sink in.
And apparently everyone feels like this after they fap, its only natural i suppose.

>>12367996
Well to be fair, a big chunk is shipping. I wouldn't spend that much alone, all I got was a hip and four small holes. I couldn't find a hole that felt good to finish in. Shipping killed me.

>>12367988
That feeling of regret is going to happen, unless you're fucked up sexually in your head. But the craving of fapping and getting more enjoyment out of it is also going to happen. Its a cycle. Having an onahole is more of a luxury to some and a need to others. You can live your life off your hand maybe steal some bras and panties. In my case when i have urges, they get so bad that i get close to rapey, my onahole is like my nicotine. Yeah i do feel like a loser and scum of the earth/"what am i doing" for wasting my money on such items afterwards when i cum, but that feeling fades away really quick and you'll just repeat the cycle over and over.

>>12367512
have one and is the worst I have

>>12367951
you regret buying holes or spending so much in holes?
you should have enough for being entertatined for around a year so don't feel bad for it, you enjoy it and you use it so is a good bought

>>12368020
>>12367988

I don't feel bad at all, just keep it private, onaholes it's just masturbation, everybody does but nobody talk about it

>>12367728
Yes its nice, but the jews in the government want to put a tax on online sales.

>>12368020
Personally im getting a couple sextoys in the hopes that I can curb my sexual appetite and pornography addiction.

maybe if i buy something that feels really good, ill finally be satisfied, at least for a little longer than usual instead of masturbating 7 or 10 times a day.

>>12368110
7-10 times a day?
I topped on 4. I just couldn't do any more. Dick was sore, and I just didn't want to go on to porn sites or hentai.

>>12367499
how much of a fucking loser do you have to be. Go get some pussy you fucks.

>>12368110
>7 or 10 times a day

How is that even possible, are we part of the same race?

>>12368121
try harder next time

>>12368121
what for? we have onaholes! womans are becoming obsolete

>>12367656 here

After using the onahole for the first time today, I absolutely didn't have any feeling of regret or disgust. It was actually pretty great even though I'm not 100% satisfied with the hole itself, I feel it was money well spent. I'll get more enjoyment out of it than any new game or whatever for the same price.

It's a masturbation toy. Nothing to be ashamed about.

I'm a normie though, only reason I got one was because I regularly work 50 hour weeks doing construction, chasing ass is too damn hard. As a NEET your selfhatred may vary.

>>12368110
The important thing is that it's not inherently unhealthy until it starts negatively impacting your life. If you're refusing to do anything but sit around watching porn and masturbating all day, you really need to look into better uses of your time.

What is JSS doing here?

This is for "send last payment" for shipping and other costs. Are they asking me to tell them what to put on the customs form here? I already did that when I ordered

>>12367588
>HEP
doesn't it tear like super easily?

>>12368188
put big black dragon dildos for discerning gay anons. or Takuya-kun the Blowjobmaster's mouth replica for discerning gay anons.

Seriously just put rubber toys.

>>12368188
you must write here "plastic replica vaginas"

>>12368204
How about figures

I love figures

>>12368128
Im white. 'Murican.

>>12368183
>If you're refusing to do anything but sit around watching porn and masturbating all day, you really need to look into better uses of your time.

Yes, it's effecting my life. I havent been doing as much as id like, productivity is down, and my over-all energy is low.
Hopefully this'll help me get rid of some of my sexual frustration.

>>12368188
I always put figures
like asking the custom guys to figure what's inside

>>12368229
If you're a circumcised death drip fapper, I can almost guarantee you're gonna be disappointed with your purchase, unless you bought hard material onaholes.
Using rubber vagina takes more time overall than using hand.

>>>12368229
If you're a circumcised death grip fapper, I can almost guarantee you're gonna be disappointed with your purchase, unless you bought hard material onaholes.
Using rubber vagina takes more time overall than using hand.

>>12368331
Why do harder ones feel better on circumsized people?

>>12368370
It's believed that cut cocks tend to be less sensitive.

>>12368389
They are. Many nervendings are in the foreskin.

>>12368389
Pretty sure a cut dick can still feel a soft onahole, they cant be THAT insensitive, right?

>>12368416
Besides what dude above you said, not having foreskin causes bellend to become more leathery due to friction from clothes and air exposure.
I'm uncut, sometimes the head slips out, touches my underwear and it feels like sand paper. So I guess if mutilated guys don't feel pain all the time then the sensitivity gap probably isn't marginal.

How important is the character on the box for you?

>>12368498
I cut up the boxes and feed them to my hungry paper shredder. I'd have to go with fairly unimportant.

>>12368498
i avoid character packaging because customs

>>12368229
It may actually do that. I only have today to speak from, but I'd usually cap off at around 3 per day give or take, sometimes I'd be unsatisfied and go right into a second session after my first. So far I have no desire after this morning's session. It was extremely satisfying. Not as good as the real thing, but it's a worthy substitute for now.

Seriously though, even shit like OCD is considered harmless until it starts negatively impacting your life. Once it reaches that point, you need help.

>>12368394
Yeah, but you're also removing flesh as well. Density-wise it's not too different. It's more of a problem with what this guy said

>>12368435

I lotion my dick with Dermasil twice a day and I have a noticeable increase in sensitivity. As I said, I was able to get off with lilith uterus soft in about 15 minutes, and it was fantastic.

>>12368188
You can just write whatever on that line I'm pretty sure. When I ordered my Puni through them I just put down "books" and they obliged.

>>12368498
It's actually a pretty big deal for me, because I like to collect the box art.

>>12368518
>15 minutes

>>12368498
Even though I throw the boxes away, I still wouldn't buy one with non-loli art.
The aesthetics of the hole itself are important as well - beef curtains are gag-inducing.

Id like to get three onaholes for my first, virgin age admission, girly stick and the super hard roa.

Total is like 80 dollars and thats without lube. Not sure if i should spend that much on my first time, but id rather not order one after the other and do it in just one go.

i think my pics are pretty good, Roa can go though

>>12368582
picks*

I think summer sale on amazon jp makes buying some hotpowers holes cheaper even than their set offers.

For those who have vampire fang, I read some people recommending hard, I'm looking at the awakened one, and I like soft onaholes should I get hard instead? I didn't like my MoT.

>>12368498
zero, I'm only interested on materials, shape, weight and sizes, oppinions from /jp/ are very usefull too

Can you pay with bitcoins

>>12368557
I don't do a lot of edging. Usually I'm too exhausted to care. Jerk, cum, sleep because I have to be up in 6 hours.

9 hour shifts of actual work and a 45 minute drive both ways slaughters your energy.

>>12368606
>summer sale on amazon jp
didn't knew amazon had summer sales, where can I find the holes on sale and compare with previous price?

>>12368817
use camelcamelcamel as a price tracker.

>>12367499
Thinking of getting my first. What the best? I don't have tons of money.

>>12367656
how long are you faggot

Will using these kinds of things decrease plaesure when you lose your virginity? If so, I'd rather save myself.

>>12368970
deathgrip masturbation is more likely to ruin your 3DPD experiences than onahole usage IMO

also helps make your brain remember you have TWO hands available during sex.

>>12368970

Not at all, most of them are less stimulating than your hand,
they are actually recommended to cure deathgrip syndrome
,on the other hand the sensation you get from most onaholes
is quite different to that of a real vagina, so no this won't
affect the pleasure you'll get once you lose your virginity
(which is highly overrated anyways)

>>12369037
any onaholes that feel the most like a vagina?

>>12369047

Venus Series by Tomax, in soft or very soft version

>>12369047
How about the best mouths and anuses?

>>12368928
https://en-nls.com/pict1-38358

>>12369088
>>12369138
two in one

So my second order was delivered on the 11th Which was surprising since I made the order on the 6th and chose E-packet

Gotta say I'm a little disappointed, the main thing I ordered was the lolinco and unfortunately that thing is unfuckable for me personally as it seems my dick is way too sensitive for that thing and no amount of lube could make a difference. Which is a shame since I was looking forward to it's use

On a side note the onahole I bought as a cheap spare is fairly good considering I bought it for 3 pound. Would recommend it to anyone who wants a cheap one to add a bigger order, not worth ordering on it's own though. http://en-nls.com/pict1-26684?c2=9999

ehh- i'm happy with my fleshlight

>teeth in sex toy

aw hell naw

Reminder, that this is the best way to dry your onaholes.

>>12369240
Didn't work for me. I prefer this method:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwF90tMWvw

do you need antibacterial spray? cant you just use rubbing alcohol?

>>12369184
boy I fucking hated my flesh light, just too clunky to discreetly clean out.

Just bought these three at random, how did I do? Left was $4, middle $8, right $32.

I came in my fleshlight last night and when I went to clean it out this morning, it was black in the inside. Usually it turns green overnight, but it was black this time. I'm not worried. It probably has something to do with my diet.

>>12369491
For fucks sake man... that's disgusting. And dangerous too. You might get your c0ck infected. Some serious fungus in your penis.

>>12369491

You don't clean it immediately after use?

>>12369491
green is already weird enough bro

das nasty

I fucked a rubber cunt. I fucked it. My hopes of living a normal life is over.

>>12369559
If women can stick fake penises into their vaginas and continue living, then your life isn't over for fucking a fake pussy.

Seriously, men are a bunch of sissies. It's your money, it's your sexual gratification. If you don't want to buy a girlfriend/hooker, then just buy a fake pussy.

>>12368498
It plays a big part in deciding what holes I want to buy. I'm often repelled by an onahole if the art looks off to me. It's really silly, I know, but collecting pretty boxes is fun.

>>12368674
you can on toydemon

>>12369572
i can't fuck an onahole because i wouldn't want my hypothetical girlfriend to use a dildo

fingers are okay though

>>12369347
How did you manage to get ripped off from your money so bad?

>>12369559
I also felt like that the first. Don't worry the feeling just banishes with time and you'll be back to normal in no time. Also your chances of getting pleasure from real sex are also lowered.

I just opened my Puni Hole DX and theres some weird pressure marks/imprints on the thigh parts, will those go away with time?

>>12367951
Are you me? Hell I don't even plan on stopping anytime soon. I have a box full of holes all from this year and I still want more. I'm thinking about getting a cocolo next to go along side my puni and probably another pair of shimapan to go with the Puni. This hobby is expensive as shit but its worth it. I'm going to also have to look into getting a new storage place for my holes since my current one is full.

>>12369697
No, they are persistent and stay there. Enjoy your Puni btw. Its a great hole.

>>12369718
Well I guess I just have to pretend its a cute birthmark

>>12367499
Is it safe to ship these through USPS across state lines?

I've heard too many horror stories of anons getting caught shipping pornographic stuff and getting arrested.

>>12369747
They don't give a fuck. Heck they don't even open international packages in burgerland unless the xray comes up suspicious. You'll be fine.

>>12369747
>I've heard too many horror stories
Pure bullshit. Relax and enjoy your onaholes.

>>12369747
>arrested
>for porn
unless it's fucking child porn, what he fuck would you be charged with? porn isn't illegal in murrika

>>12369652
I bought it in a store.

Thinking about getting either a 17 evo or a lolinco, convince me one way or another (currently leaning towards lolinco)

>>12369863
The idea is that you would be charged for possession of obscene materials, even though such cases literally never happen, and your case would be presented to a judge who was having an unbelievably bad day.

>>12368940
About 6.75 long, 5.25 circumference.

>>12369924
>southern state
>nosy people
>see package from ching chong land
>"THAT THERS A ORIENTAL PACKAGE WONDER WHATS INSIDE LOL"
>they open it.
>find loli onahole
>"THATS SOME SICK SHIT WTF"
>they package it up, send it to you.
>nosy person suddenly gets a urge to be morally righteous and make jesus happy
>sends anonymous tip to feds about the offensive material since drawings = real people
>feds see it as an opportunity to seize free electronics
>CLACK-BANG door smashes in at 5am
>11 officers pile onto you while you're sleeping
>"ANON GET ON THE GROUND STOP RESISTING"
>judge holds onahole before the court in a plastic evidence baggy
>"anon can you confirm that the genitals on this device do not look like sliced beef?"
>"y-yes"
>"jury of old women gasp"
>"and the box the device came in, are you aware you were violating the rights of this here drawing and attempting possible rape of this device which replicates the under aged sexual organs of this fictional child?"
>"uhh.."

>>12370131
>state appointed social worker asks the onahole to show the courtroom where anon touched her
>"anon you are here-by sentenced to 5 years without parole for possession of offensive material, illegal box art and the possibility that you may commit rape"
>Anon's mom appears on the news
>"I cant believe my son would do this.. I hope they gut him in prison"
>Anon's father steps in to comfort his wife wiping sweat from his brow;
>"y-yes it truly is terrible h-heheh. I'd like to remind all the wonderful forgiving people in this town that I hate the types of people who do those things with a passion, why i wouldnt do any of those kinds of things myself, im not a monster obviously. Just ask anon's sister! She can vouch for me, that im not the type of person who would go harming anyone in that way!"
>Anon sister stays silent
>"haha, she- ..shes terribly broken up about all this and apparently has decided to become mute right when daddy needed her! haha, how funny!"
>meanwhile anon rots in prison for having a box with a drawing on it and wearing a rubber sleeve on his dick.

/jp/ - onaholes

>>12370131
>>12370137
What the fuck.

>>12367499
RIDE?

>>12370137
>>12370131

>>12369138
Fucking kek. Is that toy a joke or does he have that kind of following?

>>12369030
Can confirm. After 4 years of deathgrip masturbation I couldn't enjoy my first 3dpd.

>>12369030
What do you use your hands for during sex? Besides holding her down or feeling up.

>>12370503
Beating her

>>12369178
Dose fukin beef curtains :/ I don't think I could like the look of that.

>>12369240
so just blow inside a hole? I'm sure it will do farts

what says last image?

>>12369704
>This hobby is expensive as shit but its worth it
main price increase is because shipping cost, I wish we could have free shipping like japan, I would buy new holes each week

how was the talk with your father? I'm sure everything went good like with mother

just bought some beads and dildos to go along with my onaholes, it's time for the ultimate fap

anybody here dilute his lube?

I use a small bottle, fill it 1/2 with lube and 1/3 with water, leaving a bubble of air for shaking

right after shaking it isn't good, too liquid, but next day is thick and right how I like it

I found mixing with water makes it dry much slower than using non diluted lube, need to reapply less frecuently

First time buyer, what are the best cheapish onaholes? I'm currently studying so money is tight. Are Moekko or Acchan the graduate any good?

>>12370650
Virgin loop looks interesting as well

http://en-nls.com/pict1-34865?c2=0&incart=1

>>12370131
>>12370137

who u quot?

>>12370693
this guy

Why do they make some onaholes so ugly?
I wanted to buy this: http://en-nls.com/pict1-38505
Loli hymen is my fetish like on the box art, but I didn't buy it because that onahole looks disgusting and repulsive.

I thought my Alice dayo arrived so I woke up early (11 am) to pick it up at the post office, but all I got was the Alice lotion. They shipped on the same day too, what the fug. I hope I won't have to deal with those bullies at customs.
At least the art is cute as heck.

>>12370845
Your Alice Dayo is getting ntr'ed at the post office right now. She was in the back room, while you were collecting your lotion, her cute belly pressed up against a window looking out at you while a long line of faceless mailmen took turns pounding her form behind. I'm sorry anon.

Reposting from last thread: do you guys dilute lube when you get it? I got my first bottle of lube ever but it seems to dry out really fast. It was one of the reeces 375ml ones. How do I dilute it, if I should?

>>12370875
dunk your onahole in warm water, lightly shake off excess if you want. Now your onahole is warm and the canal is wet.

>>12370886
I tried doing that a while ago. What I'm really interested in is dilusion. I remember in the old thread people were talking about it but I'm not sure if Reeces is a brand that you should do it with.

How did I do?

>>12370893
But the belly isn't all that cute, it doesn't even have a navel.

>>12370863
But the belly isn't all that cute, it doesn't even have a navel.

>>12370893
leave some water inside the hole, add lube, squeeze a couple of times, dilution complete.

I need a good toy that simulate anal penetration.

Any idea ?

>>12370591
Everytime I see him he asks me if I've met any girls and that I really should be more outgoing.

>>12371100
Tell him you see your sister and mom everyday.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-40384?c2=1111

Dang, man. Time to save up

OP here. Finally got my hole and tried it out. It was pretty underwhelming. I came in afew minutes though. I suppose its money well spent. Getting everything set up was like mission impossible with my sisters in the house. But i managed. Today i have joined your club. Happy fapping everyone. Cheers.

>>12371185

Jesus Christ, that desktop is a mess. Cute hiding place though. I'm going to order something soon, so I should probably be looking for clever hidey hole like that.

>>12371225
i do alot of scanlating and im bored to organise my stuff. Ive had afew critisims from afew anons about my hiding spot but i think its alright.

>>12371185
why don't u fug ur sisters instead

Which hole has the best suction?

>>12371436
ur mum

>>12371439
She's getting a little loose these days between me and my dad. I'm looking for a replacement.

>>12369030
>deathgrip masturbation is more likely to ruin your 3DPD experiences than onahole usage IMO

FUCK. That's such a downer to hear. I never even heard of deathgrip fapping before this thrwad, and I just realized it's what I do.

>>12369037
>they are actually recommended to cure deathgrip syndrome
That helps. Well, I don't do it 'that' often since I almost alwats used a pillow to fap.

>>12371100
sounds like any father to me

happy to know your family understand that's nothing more than masturbation

>>12369704
>This hobby is expensive as shit but its worth it.
You don't into figure buying do you? I came while getting figures and I couldn't be happier

Jesus Christ my new fucking computer just shit over all chance of getting more holes that I want. I only have one. It was so worth it though. It just sucks that I started with onaholes as soon as I got my computer.

>>12371785
Collecting genuine Japanese Dakimakura's pretty much tops both hobby's in terms of price. New covers average between ¥10k and ¥12k while on the aftermarket they go as high as ¥25k for the more sought after ones.

I regret nothing.

How much longer or shorter than my dick should my onahole be?

>>12371874
>shorter
What's the point?

>>12371882
I don't know. I've never used one of these things before.

The problem is that most of these things are several inches shorter than I am, so I was trying to figure out which lengths I should be looking for.

>>12370845
why do you need to pick it up?

cant they just deliver?

>>12367723
Should I only sprinkle corn starch on the outside? Is this for the outside texture you're talking about? Because after my second use of my first onahole, I noticed that the hole started feeking kind of sticky and rough.

>>12371937
Inside no, outside yes. The entire hole starts to get really tacky, so to keep it clean I just put some in my hands and slap it around, using my fingers to detail the lips as well with some extra. You know you used enough when the entire surface feels soft and smooth with no stick. The inside is fine by itself, don't worry.

>>12372006
Okay good. I tried the container thing. Way too overkill. I think I'll just put some on my hands and rub it around as well. Makes a lot more sense. The onahole feels fucking great to hold again.

I'm totally new to all this.
What is the best onahole for a beginner?

>>12372034
Why don't you read the pastebin? It's there for a reason.

>>12372034
read
>>12369138

>>12372035
No the pastebin is shit, go buy the takuya hole. It's the best.

>>12372042
dayum

>>12372034
Nekokko mii nyan
http://en-nls.com/pict1-17274

Have someone tried Squishy Sisters yet?

Belly Sandwich...

>>12372042
Have you hotglued her yet?

>>12372051
If I ever get a hip, it'll be this one.

I'd really love to hear a review from someone here first, though.

>>12372035
There's nothing about something for people who want to discover.

>>12372036
>>12372050
Thanks.

>>12372051

>Finish & Sleep lotion
Um. I'm getting the impression that onaholes aren't usually meant to have semen left in them overnight. I haven't had any problems so far but..

>>12372158
I think its a hygienic issue
in any case worse thing that would happen is your glands will start burning and have a pungent order and then have your dick inspected by some old lady who will tell your dick stinks and prescribe you antibiotics.

>>12372158
Semen is kind of nutritious for bacteria, thanks to all the sugar and proteins it has. I imagine the lotion works as a bactericide agent while you sleep?

>>12372141
Squishy Scarlets~

>>12371903
SAL is treated as regular mail, so if the package doesn't fit the mailbox they just leave a slip.

>>12371185
>that desktop background

You have amazing taste.

>>12372176
>>12372179
Oh yeah I figured that but I always clean with anti-bacterial soap, first thing in the morning

Then again.. they always claim that these soaps kill 99.9% of bacteria. That 0.01% could mean SEMEN LEFT IN ONAHOLES OVERNIGHT BACTERIA

>>12372190

>>12372042
Aaand now I want to buy that figure, damn this website is bad for me and my wallet

Anyone got info what that is called?

>>12372287
Dude, look at the distance between her tits and her navel as well as the overall length of the torso.

Also why do these threads feel like they're filled with /a/spies recently?

>>12372314
a couple of their generals were kicked off their board and exiled here.

>>12372051
Is this still the price of a hip or twice as expensive for being gimmicky?

>>12372314
I'm just a filthy newfag, please forgive me, don't rly care about /a/ tho

Seems like her body is stretched from the middle, why everything nice has to be ruined

>>12372287
Princess Stella from Native. And yeah your wallet is gonna hate you since Native figures often cost a small fortune on the aftermarket.
But yeah like >>12372314 said, something is terribly wrong with her torso...

If you want a good mouth should you go for Superb Fella 4 or Mouth of Truth or something else

>>12372655

>>12369138

>>12372287
It was a made to order figure so I don't know how many will be floating around since its not a typical release.

11,000 up on Mandarake. Better native figures out there if you want to hunt though.

>>12372675
>faggot
pls
at least make it a handsome faggot

Get me the best durable, fun and easy-to-use onahole that's under 50 usd

>>12370773
the one on the bottom looks like a wrinkly old man gasping for air

>>12372705
http://alice-stage.com/shop/products/detail.php?product_id=27

I have several questions..

1.Should i get lube with my order, what kind?
2. do i really need to buy a onahole cleaner or can i just rinse it with water and remove germs with rubbing alcohol?
3. Im in america, if I order with EMS and they ship through USPS, will my package be delivered or do i have to go pick it up at the PO?

thanks

>>12372727
I mean if you really want you can go in dry into your hole. Thats fine by me if you want chaffed dick. get lube its probably cheaper ordering it from nls with your order anyway

You do not need an onahole cleaner, tap water with the occasional baby shampoo/anti bacterial soap cleaning will work just fine

I think this is a by neighborhood basis but they should. I do recommend DHL though, they're bloody fast. You'll get the package ~36 hours after shipment and I live in new york.

If you post what you're getting I might be able to help you narrow it down if you have a wide list based on what I have.

>>12372777

He could always just use spit if he doesn't get lube.

>>12372727
1. If its your first time, yeah you'll need it
2. no, just use regular stuff like a microfiber cloth or a tower that doesn't leave linen traces
3. American USPS has very bad reputation, but they're supposed to deliver your package to your doorstep, if you don't pick it there you'll have to pick it up there. Not american but the buyfag threads always tell horror stories about USPS

>>12373045
>you'll have to pick it up at USPS office*

>>12373045
I have no issues with USPS. If you aren't there, they will give you a slip so you pick it up at the office. They will leave it in front of your door if instructed to (or if it's not registered). Every shipping company receives shit from the buyfag threads. If someone has a bad experience with any of them, they will express it. If they have a normal experience with them, nothing is mentioned. Every shipping company will end up damaging someone's package.

>>12372727
EMS will be sent via USPS. If you have ever ordered anything that shipped via USPS, it will be the same thing. EMS is registered, so you'll get a slip to pick it up if you aren't home when they try to deliver it.

>>12371185
I see some Artificial Academy on there. How helpful is it when fapping?

I have a question. I looked around a bit, but is there anything like a two-person onahole? You know, an onahole that fits two.

>>12371874
>>12371893
A-anybody?

>>12373394
2 onaholes + ducktape

>>12373454
I was more thinking of one hole. So the two users are rubbing against eachother.

>>12373510
I don't think that even exists but maybe you can make your own with http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1085.html

>>12373510
One of the softer holes could easily hold a couple of dicks

>>12373663
could it hold both of ours?

Anyone want to help me trim the fat?

Can't decide between the 005 and the Chika. If anyone owns both and can compare them or if someone at least has the Chika and can describe it, I would be greatful. It looks a lot more stimulating but it's hard to tell from the pictures alone. Chika has smaller beef curtain from what I can tell which is kinda nice though. I like the fact that she's nearly flat as well but I don't care much for oldhags/3DPD in general either way and what is really important is the holes themselves.

Which is harder, better build/more durable, easier to clean and more stimulating?

In terms of the Puni DX I am having trouble deciding, but I am really leaning towards hard unless people strongly think otherwise for a reason that might turn me off.

Probably gonna get the cocolo regardless so I can complete the set and it looks like a decent hole and haven't heard any complaints.

The superwash is just there because it's cheap and hopefully it will help cleaning with the hips. I really don't want to have to spread my holes at all again either because I think that really quickened how fast the front of my Lolinco tore and she was my favourite hole of all time up until then.

Anyone know anything about this one?

>>12373663
>>12373656
Thank you friends, I'll look into those.

>>12374001
I kind of figured out what I wanted on my own and this is basically what my order comes to in the end.

Puni Hole DX Hard Edition QTY 1 - CAD 82.42
Lovely Girl's Drool is Sweet QTY 1 - CAD 5.90
Super Wash QTY 1 - CAD 6.84
Open My Pussy! Lolinco QTY 2 - CAD 46.76
Open My Pussy! -Roa- SUPER HARD EDITION QTY 1 - CAD 21.01
Proof of Meiki 007 -Sarah- QTY 1 - CAD 82.42
Toy Bag(Large) QTY 5 - CAD 10.60
Toy Bag(Extra-large) QTY 2 - CAD 4.48
Open My Pussy! -COCOLO- QTY 1 - CAD 115.72
Peace's QTY 10 - CAD 68.40

I will post my spoils when they arrive.

>>12374304

Total cost before shipping: $444.55

（´・ω・｀）

>>12374304
>Peace's QTY 10
Seriously dude? I bought one bottle february 2013 and I still have ~40ml of it. It's pretty much a lube concentrate, I think I made about a liter total from it. Unless you're planning some rubber vagina orgy, most of it will go to waste.
You should've dropped 9 or 8 bottles, super wash and one lolinco and ordered Alice dayo.

>>12370570
>so just blow inside a hole?
no, the paper towel acts like a tampon

>>12374304
>>12374330
I was gonna criticize your choices, but you probably have so much money that it doesn't even matter how you spend it.

>>12371185
>It was pretty underwhelming.
Damn, I liked Sugutits too. Might just buy for the novelty.

If I leave all my onaholes inside a box with no individual wrapping on each of them, will they all merge together and create a onaholes chimaera?

>>12374603
Only one way to find out. Go forth, and obtain ultimate onahole power

>>12374167
my first hole and loved it, the best suction and very easy to clean, there are softer and better feeling, but I liked it

quite big too

>>12374673
Not the guy you're replying to, but that's one of the ones that I've been thinking of getting in my first order.

How long/thick are you?

>>12374687
I measured it the other day!
16 cm long
13.5 cm circunference

>>12374471
ooooh so he just use the mouth to place it because his hands are opening the hole

seems like a good idea, you avoid a lot of scrapping the insides

>>12374304
You dun goofed, anon. The Sarah is apparently pretty fucking shit. You should have gone with the 006; from what I hear 005 and 006 are considered the best in the series.

>>12374304
>Roa super hard edition

>>12374860
I might get it too I really want to try it. Ever since I got Rina I've said that I need something with hard material. Ironically enough I thought hard would suck and hurt so I wanted super soft I'd like to try both hard and super soft since someone said super soft is the most like a real vag.

>>12374304
Would be nice to get some detailed reviews and comparisons between holes, there ain't too many available atm

>>12374868
We would all really appreciate that.

I hate myself for getting into another hobby but I also have a want list.

Girly Stick
Lolinco
Roa
Roa super hard
Venus real very soft
Venus real hard
Lilith spiral wave hard
Peace lube

Fucking kill me that's $211 before shipping. Sure, it may not be as crazy that insane fuck getting 10 Peace lube bottles but still that's stupid for just a bunch of masturbators.

>>12374904
Do you REALLY need more than a couple holes, anon?

>>12374914
I've asked myself that. No, I don't but I want to try them all. Although for some reason hearing it from anon actually makes me reconsider. I guess ill he fine with

Venus real very soft
Lilith spiral wave hard
Girly stick
Lolinco
Peace lube.

>>12374914
You don't have more than one penis?

What are customs like for the UK with this stuff? Am I going to get taken away if I buy one?

Thinking of http://en-nls.com/pict1-26860?c2=9999 How can I know if it will be too tight?

>>12375228
check with your local Imam.

Working on my first order. So far I have:
R20
Wet Meiki Monster Wakefulness
Onaho Fairy Not sure on this one. I want one with tits and everything to appeal to my fairy fetish, but I've heard this one might not be the best. Any good replacements for it?

How does my list look so far? I'm 7.5in long and a bit over 5in thick, if that helps.

hey guys. Looking to purchase my first onahole here in the next few hours. I've been lurking the thread for a while now because I've always had an interest, but just never got around to doing it.

One thing I keep seeing said here is that tenga flipholes aren't very good. I've never actually seen an explanation as to why though.

Additionally, I'd like to ask if there are any recommended major brands that I should be looking at (other than tenga obviously?) Or are there any that should be completely avoided? And are there any majorly recommended "First time" onaholes to look at?

Finally, I'd like to hear your guy's opinion on some of these?

EXE JULIA+
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B008RTSPCG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&keywords=julia&qid=undefined&redirect=true&s=hpc&sr=1-2

KING JULIAのオナホ
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B008RTSPCG/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&keywords=julia&qid=undefined&redirect=true&s=hpc&sr=1-2

Toy's Heart 色っぽい 姉
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B001NAAR5E/ref=sr_1_38?ie=UTF8&qid=1408109923&redirect=true&s=hpc&sr=1-38

Toy's Heart セブンティーン ボルドー
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B007OQ47RA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1408109837&redirect=true&s=hpc&sr=1-1

Toy's Heart R-20
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B0027FEZMU/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1408109837&redirect=true&s=hpc&sr=1-6

Thanks a lot for your consideration.

made a mistake on one of the links.

KING JULIAのオナホ
http://www.amazon.co.jp/KING-JULIA%E3%81%AE%E3%82%AA%E3%83%8A%E3%83%9B-GPROJECTxPEPE-15ml-%E3%83%AD%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A7%E3%83%B3/dp/B00I2KXRLE/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1408111070&sr=1-3

>>12374928
I's ok having multiple ones, but you should buy a few then use them until getting bored of them then trying new ones

that's what I do

>>12375270
>>R20
>Wet Meiki Monster Wakefulness
those two were my favourites
until I bought venus clone soft, maybe it's the novelty but I'm only using that one latelly

>>12375270
>>R20
>Wet Meiki Monster Wakefulness
those two were my favourites
until I bought venus clone soft, maybe it's the novelty but I'm only using that one latelly

if you want another recomendation, get a rina, it's good quality/price too, if you can afford it, get a venus clone soft

>>12375400
And how many have you had so far?

>>12375410
Yeah the venus is a bit costly. And I'm trying to limit myself to 3 holes right now. I was already pretty much set on the r20 and the meiki. The only one I really wasn't sure of was the fairy.

Hey guys I'm looking into getting these two for my first ona holes so naturally i don't want to break the bank trying it out. I'm using J list to order these, I live in Australia if that matters.

>>12375277
>>12375288
k since I didn't get replies, I'm just gonna go with these.

hopefully I did gud.

>>12374390
I'm retired, the only thing I do is fap and watch my chinese cartoons. It's not uncommon for the number to be in the double digits every day for more than a week straight.

>>12374556
I'd like to get your criticism regardless, if you may? Or even if you have holes that you think would have been better. Btw beef curtains, huge asses and/or huge tits are a pretty big turn off for me even if they aren't the most important thing.

Lolinco has been my favourite hole so far but it doesn't seem to last as near as long as other holes.

>>12374732
Really? That's a damn shame. I heard it was similar to the 005 but it looked a bit tighter and didn't have beef hanging. Next time I will get those two and compare for everyone.

>>12374860
I think I prefer the harder

>>12375622
I used to fap around 3-4 times a day with my first onahole, I was not saving on it either, a bottle of peach holds for about a month, a bit longer prehaps, for me.

Didn't finish my post on accident
>>12374860
I think I prefer the harder ones, but I really want to see how it compares to the Lolinco

>>12374868
>>12374883

I planned on it. I'll post them all when I get them but the reviews will come slowly since I don't plan on opening them all at once. Gonna focus a day on them at each at least.

>>12374904
Lube doesn't really expire and I might as well get as much as I can while I'm making such a heavy order so I won't have to order it again for a long time. Lube is heavy. Just the 10 bottles alone were roughly 4kg.

>>12375622
Are you rich or old?

>>12371185

Post your Steam.

>http://en-nls.com/pict1-34955?c2=

now I like surprises, but i dont want a tamatoys hole...

>http://boards.onahole.eu/a/res/137.html
this guy seems to have bought this and ended up with non-tamatoys holes.

has anyone else bought this and can confirm this?

>>12375440
I have bought 18 already, I'm disposing them when they break or when I'm 100% sure I won't use them anymore, but only happened with 3, I'm keeping the tenga fliphole as a memento of never buying another tenga

>>12376241
Whats the best onahole then, or can you rank like top 5?

The onahole is a serious waste of money. Poor quality, underwhelming, and overpriced. Get a fleshlight with a specific texture. It's worth far, far more.

>>12376264
>The onahole
I bet you bought some shitty parody hole.

>>12375622
>I'd like to get your criticism regardless
I think you got the most famous ones here, I don't know about the meiki 007 but 005 is quite famous, I don't like it tough, if you wanna ask about any from my colection, feel free

>>12376241
venus clone soft, maybe because is resistent enough and it's designed to be able to flip it inside out for cleaning and drying, or maybe because the novelty but it's the softer hole I ever had and that's very good for me I really reccomend it

fun thing is the first time I used a soft hole didn't liked because stimulation was too low, now I find them better than hard ones ¿maybe my sensitivity increased? I find hard ones a bit painfull or unconfortable

then R20, was my first hole, it's hard but confortable and since is so big inside and so hard, it makes a perfect suction, no other hole I have makes that suction I want another like that but can't find any

another favourite is the wet meiki monster wakefulness, it was my first soft and my favourite until venus clone soft

>>12376246
I should start filtering posts that use the phrase "best onahole"

>>12376295
cocolo was my first hip, feels good and it's very fun to use because the size allows to use it against a bed or lifting and bouncing it against you, more fun than pleasurable compared to smaller holes, cleaning is easy since both holes are connected so just running water makes it easy to flush all but A PAIN TO DRY, really I stopped using it because that, unless you use it everyday and flush it everyday, no need to dry then

puni dx it's my second hip, doesnt feel soo good like cocolo but it's far easier to clean and dry because holes are straight and has an open end wich you better should cover with something or you will end spraying a mix of lube and sperm like a water gun

pretty much those are my favourites in order

now some special mentions
lolinco was PAINFUL to use, after breaking it a bit inside it's useable but still too hard it's like a "you're my idol" a hard hole I enjoyed, but much much smaller

super sensation! anal sensei was SHIT impossible to enjoy, a bad dessign with nothing good, not painful or anything just can't feel shit

>>12376143
buying blindly cheap holes? that seems fun, as always shame the shipping makes them a bit expensive

>>12376282
No, honestly, they are. Just look at some negative reviews if you don't believe me. They're just generally poor quality.

It's mostly just marketing gimick in order to wheel in weebs for cheap.

>>12376315
so wich one is your recomendation? because all the fleshlights I saw were boring single layer designs with hard materials and very overprized

>>12376295
meant to quote >>12376246

>>12376331
The "single layer" design is what makes it pleasurable. Some of the most intense sleeves are because of a simplified and rhythmic pattern.
It's also around the same price as the other sleeves, but much better quality (Onahole/tenga products are notorious for breaking).

Look at this site to see some of the best ranking of them. There's a description of the sleeves on the left hand side of the site.

http://fleshlight-reviews.webs.com/currenttextures.htm

>>12376401
>"single layer" design is what makes it pleasurable. Some of the most intense sleeves are because of a simplified and rhythmic pattern
well, whatever floats your boat

>>12376401
>Onahole/tenga products are notorious for breaking
tenga aren't really comparable to holes discussed here, tenga is closer to fleshlights than onaholes

>http://fleshlight-reviews.webs.com/currenttextures.htm
>top holes are based on male porn actors
even ignoring that, those materials, designs and that hard plastic coverage seems not my taste, but I respect your oppinion, have you really tried rina or some of the cheapest recomendations to compare them?

>>12375277
It doesn't make your dick feel good. It's just worse. I'd love to get a return if I could on Tenga.
>>12375485
You're paying out the ass on shipping, just buy one GOOD one.
R20 or something Magic Eyes to start.

>>12376431
>well, whatever floats your boat
No, it's just how it works. You get off from strong repetition rather than new shit every time you stroke. That's how people recommend getting their partner off when they're having orgasm issues.

>designs and that hard plastic coverage seems not my taste
They also don't break after regular use. Imagine that!

>>12376464
>You get off from strong repetition rather than new shit every time you stroke
but cumming isn't the only point, it must be pleasurable on the way and fun, on top of everything fun, I take my time to enjoy it

I don't masturbate
I make love to myself

>>12376464
>>designs and that hard plastic coverage seems not my taste
>They also don't break after regular use. Imagine that!
for me only smaller holes break and it feels more like they get adapted to my shape

also that plastic thing reminds me to tenga fliphole and that thing is awfull, even the smaller onahole can strech to fit me, tenga fliphole is hard, require a lot of lube and it push me when I try to go it or squeeze me like a deathgrip because that rigid plastic cover

>>12376464
>You get off from strong repetition
Literally the exact opposite of what I want.

>>12376464
>They also don't break after regular use. Imagine that!
Well, it's true that it's hard to break a plastic shell. But it's even harder to break a plastic shell that isn't there.

>replying

>>12376520
>>12376513
There are fleshlights that do have varying textures, too. Did you not even look?

>Well, it's true that it's hard to break a plastic shell. But it's even harder to break a plastic shell that isn't there.
It's about the cheap quality skin, dingus. It degrades.

Hi, it's me again, Dr. Big C0ck.

Does anyone here have experience with the fuwatoro meiki? Also known as "fluffy meiki" on nls.
I was thinking of getting it, so I'd like to know what you experiences with it have been like.

While we're at it, has anyone tried a love body or love pillow or anything like that? Was it any good?

>>12376570
>There are fleshlights that do have varying textures, too. Did you not even look?
Then why are you trying to sell us on repetition? And no, I did not look. I'm just replying to your ideas.

>It's about the cheap quality skin, dingus. It degrades.
I've had four onaholes and none of them suffer from outer skin degradation.

>>12376576
How big is your cock, m8.

>>12376576
>has anyone tried a love body or love pillow or anything like that
Are you talking about a daki? Or those inflatable things?

>>12376580
>Then why are you trying to sell us on repetition?
Because someone said that the loli weeb sheaths are better because they are more complex inside. I was stating that it's easier and more intense to get off from repetition. There are both with fleshlights.

also
>dat anecdotal evidence

>>12376593
Yeah, the inflatable stuff. For example, this is something I was looking at a while ago:
https://en-nls.com/pict1-2804

>>12376582
Length 13.5cm, circumference 12cm.

>>12376663
Just for warning these will break easily.

>>12376663
That's not big at all...

>>12376669
Yeah I've heard of that. I've also heard that you can stuff them with cotton wool instead of blowing them up with air to make them last longer.
>>12376671
urgh... well, it's big enough for me.

>>12376663
http://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/B00LAXF8KI
why have one, when you can have two for the price of one?

>>12372777
Thanks
>I think this is a by neighborhood basis but they should. I do recommend DHL though, they're bloody fast. You'll get the package ~36 hours after shipment and I live in new york.

I live in the south, Ive never seen a DHL delivery truck in my entire life, I really dont think they ship out here.

>If you post what you're getting I might be able to help you narrow it down if you have a wide list based on what I have.

Pic related are my Picks, Id dont really want to spend this much, but I cant really decide.
Im a fan of the way the Girly Stick looks, very eye-pleasing. But im worried it might be too soft for me
I personally think virgin age admission would feel nice based on what the insides look like.
Roa hard edition im unsure about, I personally like the look of it, and just in-case the other two are too soft, id have this one thats firm.
As for the lube i just got something cheap. not sure if its decent.

>>12376241
>Not keeping your autistic excel spread sheet in English
Where are you from? Also, Is cocolo worth it?

>>12376663
>circumference 12cm
So you have a humongous cylindrical dick?

>>12376907
I can't say anything about the admission but the graduation is my favorite hole currently, unless you know what you're in for do not get the super hard edition and opt for the normal one, also I can suggest the wet meiki monster G. Its heavenly.

>>12376907
>I live in the south, Ive never seen a DHL delivery truck in my entire life, I really dont think they ship out here.
I live in Florida and I don't normally see their trucks but I've ordered using them twice and it's really fast.

>>12376971
>meiki monster G

is there a reason why it looks so fucking ugly?
yeah the insides looks great but jesus fucking christ i think if someone found that in my room they'd be more disturbed than if they found a loli onahole.

Dont get me wrong the inside of that looks amazing.
I was weary about the super hard, but im not sure how soft are the soft ones or how insensitive my dick is.
I dont want to make multiple orders.

>>12376982
maybe its just an east coast thing.
Ive never seen one.

>>12376621
If I wanted repetition and to get off quickly, I'd keep using my hand.
Notice how pretty much nobody in this thread recommends hard holes. What we mainly like about onaholes is how nice the material feels both on our dick and in our hands, the ones I've tried feel pretty much the same as real skin after they warm up.
Gentle stimulation is where it's at, I don't want to finish after one scene/chapter in hentai. Also the plastic shell of a fleshlight prevents you from using any techniques that isn't simple stroking up and down, which is pretty boring.
If you still prefer fleshlights, good for you. But I don't get why you're in this thread then.

>>12375716
Turning 27 soon so I'm not really old. Not really rich either but I have enough money to comfortably make do for a long while.

>>12376295
Gonna buy that R20 and the Monster Meiki Wakefulness the next batch of holes I buy just out of curosity.

Gonna have to buy the 005 too later just to be able to compare it to the 007 since the 005 is a common reference point for a lot people.

You will have to take into consideration I love Lolinco and how tough it is too though.

>>12377009
>If I wanted repetition and to get off quickly, I'd keep using my hand.
Repetition with a more intense texture than your hand. Why is is so hard to understand? Not every repetitive texture is the same. Imagine that!!!!

>Gentle stimulation is where it's at, I don't want to finish after one scene/chapter in hentai
Then get one of the many gentler fleshlight textures with quality material.

> Also the plastic shell of a fleshlight prevents you from using any techniques that isn't simple stroking up and down
You do realize the textures can be taken out? Read up on this instead of going off of assumptions.

>But I don't get why you're in this thread then.
Because I was mentioned the superior male jerkoff aid. Just trying to help some passerbyers out.

>>12377095
You're a shill. Get the fuck out.

What's the consensus on lube these days? What's thin but viscous? Specifically something I can get domestically in the US.

Might pick up a Clone Meiki Miyu Hoshino, hoping for something between the Tomax Very Soft and Soft.

>>12376971
>>12376907
Have the Admission, it's small and tight as fuck. I tried it once and haven't gone back to it yet. The Graduation isn't much larger than it and is even harder inside, I can't imagine it being much better.

>>12377119
>spreading information that doesn't coincide with my obsession is shill

lol m8

>>12377005
im nervous as hell about ordering them.

based on pic related >>12376907, how large do you think the package will be?

>>12377131
I fap with a deathgrip, how tight are we talking here? And how big are you? might feel good.
Is it too hard to get any enjoyment out of it? Also, do you think it's durable?

>>12377138
I dunno how much they're paying you to post these comments, but anyway. Listen man, tell your company that they need to up their game. Fleshlights are SHIT compared to onaholes.

You just make the superior product and then people will gladly buy it instead of onaholes.

>>12377190
If I was being payed, I wouldn't be insulting you guys.

>You just make the superior product and then people will gladly buy it instead of onaholes.
As I said... Weeb marketing that you fall for. It doesn't have anything to do with quality.

>>12377197
>Weeb marketing

Please enlighten us as to what this is.

>>12377244
>surround fuckhole with lolis/kawaii desu girls
>BUY OUR PRODUCT

>>12377244

stop taking the bait you idiots

>>12377252
What are Meiki, Venus Clone, and Lilith Spiral?

>>12377269
3 examples that are also weeb fodder.
>kawaii desu girls

>>12377266
I'd buy the fuck out of those oranges. Wow, its works.

>>12377271
you need better b8s m8

>>12377276
I wouldn't, she isn't smiling. Why would I buy waifu oranges from an unhappy waifu?

>>12367886
Bit late here, but in Aus anyway, the department stores sell packs of like 6 of them for a couple of bucks. Probably worth just checking there.

>>12377284
she isn't smiling cause you're not buying that's why.

>>12377277
Once again, it's not b8. At this point I'm just having some fun with the truth.

It's funny how you guys deny all of this and become such apologists about the faults.

>>12377284
>not having a stoic, somber waifu
Hah.

>>12377293
It's really hard to take you seriously when you say Meiki, Venus, and Lilith are powered by weeb marketing.

>>12376576
I have; The experience is great if you get yourself positioned properly but the cleanup is annoying as shit. The "scent of highschoolers armpit" makes it much more enjoyable. Pic related is the daki I use.

>>12377005
Its supposed to look like a monster buddy.

>>12377131
The graduation is very stretchy and its dual layer. It feels really good man and I'm 7 inches with a decent girth. It's not as stretchy as my Venus Clone Very Soft but is comfortable to stay in. I actually have to get a new one soon as the inner layer started to separate.

>>12377298
I like my waifu peppy or at least have a good sense of deadpan so I can chuckle or at least get my energy for the day from her.

>>12376663
>introduces himself as "big cock"
>has a completely average (if not underaverage) dick

Self confidence is a good thing, but you're conveying inaccurate information when you talk about your experiences with these holes.

>>12377293
I've owned a fleshlight. I was unimpressed. I'm having more fun with my lilith uterus. This thead isn't about fleshlights, please go.

So is the Lolinco easy to clean? with that hymen it doesnt look very easy to get into.

is it better than the Roa?

>>12377303
I dont wanna fuck a monster, dude

Venus Clone or Venus Real guys?

I'm going to do it, I'm finally going to order some! Wasn't sure what lube to get, so I just looked at that dude's huge order above. Is that brand acceptable?

>>12377329
>I've owned a fleshlight. I was unimpressed. I'm having more fun with my lilith uterus.

Didn't you read what that guy said, Anon? The fleshlight is objectively superior! These feelings about your onahole are nothing but delusions you constructed in order to not feel buyer's remorse! Personal opinions? Rubbish! We all know the corporate shi- I mean, concerned citizen says nothing but absolute truth and objective fact that can never be disputed ever!

>>12377353
Hey if Fuminori could do it so can you. I find the design helps with the grip. It really is a good hole don't let the outside appearance turn you off.

>>12377375
That looks okay for me but both holes are kinda loose/too soft , you might want to pick one of those and a loli hole if you want to get the full experience. If you don't then that order is still ok.

>>12377301
You're in deep, man.

>>12377375
Yes, your anecdotal weeb-driven evidence surely is superior to thousands of testimonials about the quality. Thank you, sensei.

>>12377379
Great now i want to fuck that monster pussy.

I dont want to go over 85 bucks on my order though, i wonder what i should remove.

>>12377389
>You're in deep, man.
Balls deep or go home

>>12377389
The way they handle suction is novel I guess, but in the end they're fucking huge, heavy, and pretty irritating to clean.

I honestly don't see why you have to stump so hard to prove your choice of male masturbatory aid is superior. I mean whatever if you like the fleshlight (which totally engages in zero marketing I guess) then that's fine.

In the end you're just being a huge faggot. Even if you're joking, this is the equivalent of sucking off someone to completion to prove his cum tastes bad.

>>12377390
Its worth it in the long run.

I spent ~$95 my first order ($139 w/ DHL) and got 4 holes plus a warmer. Trust me man its worth it especially since if you like the holes you're going to want to buy more holes but if you're like me you aren't going to want to buy them right away. It took me forever to decide whether or not to buy the graduation 2 weeks after my first order came in and it definitely was worth it. You want a wide variety to try from

>>12377402
It's half having fun and half warning others of an inferior, gimmicky toy.

>this is the equivalent of sucking off someone to completion to prove his cum tastes bad.
Then who the fuck is the guy who has spreadsheets on this shit?

So... Has anybody tried the Long Slide?

Wait, paypal is required?

Can't you just pay with a card or something?

>>12377465
Just link your paypal to your debit card. Also I'd be longer in the long run to use your card since it's an international transfer.

>>12377465
Paying with paypal is actually safer than just giving them your card info.

>>12377303
>scent of highschoolers armpit

So, from a purely objective point of view, what is this stuff made of and what does it smell like? And don't say a highschoolers armpit because I don't know what that smells like.

>>12377522
It has a sour smell thats also somewhat sweet, whenever I take a whiff of it, it fills up my lungs and I get a warm feeling in my chest.

>>12377353
It is my favourite of the basic 3 sisters. It is not terribly easy to clean though. It is very, very tight and is made out of a very hard and stimulating material.

Roa is much less stimulating and much softer. I have a Roa Hard coming in soon which I will be able to review in comparison to Lolinco and vanilla Roa soon enough.

>>12377522
buy sailor fuku
shave your legs
pubes and pits
buy scented soap
take a nice long bath
wear sailor fuku
find some old guy on the steets and invite him back to your room to pound your ass
smell your own pits

that's what a highschooler's armpit smells like.

What is the best way to attach an onahole to a daki?

>>12377683
use 2 towels
Place on towel on the daki so it doesnt stain when you cum
Wrap another towel around the daki and the other towel with the onahole between them

>>12377683
Tie blanket or towel around daki. Place towel between blanket. Place onahole between both.

I think I'm going to order a new hole. Kinda want to experience the sensation of penetrating a cervix and I'm looking to order from queenscat. I already have a Venus Real in very soft any suggestions?

>>12377693
Towel in between daki and hole is essential, though I use an old belt to hold the hole in place.

Thinking of getting You're My Idol, Wet Meiki Monster G, and Ju-C 2. Anything I should remove or replace? I only used a 17B before.

please everyone, please.

I havent even ordered yet and im already starting to feel regret/coldfeet

help me stay strong

>>12377866
Just buy it already nerd. Everyone who is cool has one.

>>12376908
spain
yeah, read the top 5 I did
>>12376295
>>12376299

>>12377028
>27 and retired
need some advice about how to get that

nice, report back with your oppinion, want to contrast oppinions

>>12377884
hes probably retired military or navy. Those jobs let you retire pretty early.

>>12375270
Any thoughts on a replacement for the fairy? I'm looking for something on the smaller side, so I'll be able to see my cock bulge in her little stomach while I ravage her pussy.

Does nobody else here have a fairy fetish?

how often does nls restock? i want to get the lolinco but it's pretty expensive everywhere else

>>12378175
have you tried amazon jp? summer sale + JSS's discounts this month means it might be a good time to buy stuff from there.

Fug, I'm a bit torn on my first ever purchase.

I don't know whether to buy what I want from Queencat, with a total item/s+shipping price of ~$100, or to go with Amazon JP/JSS and only spend ~$60 but having to wait for the entire international shipping hassle/wait time/etc

I know the choice should probably be obvious, but I'm a bit intimidated by the whole giving someone else money to buy it then ship it and trusting them and then the whole international shipping wait time deal idk.
Please help, /jp/

>>12378722
buy from jlist

>>12377866
What are feeling regret about? Just make sure you're not buying a piece of shit by buying one of the commonly suggested holes and you can't really go wrong. If you're worried about international and you're 'murcan, queenscat is Cali-based and sells the highly recommended Venus/Lilith series.

>>12377389
>implying testimonials aren't anecdotal too
>implying all the onaholes don't sum up to a few thousand positive reviews/testimonials as well
>implying I'm even a weeb.
>still implying you're not an awful shill

Look friend, I hate to disappoint but the only reason I'm even on /jp/ is for this thread, otherwise I'd be over on /v/ shitposting. Weebshit pisses me off. I already said I own both, and I found my onahole to be superior. Most people here are in the same boat. You're wasting your time and mine.

Greetings Onahole General!
Princess Knight Catue Onahole buyer here. Just wanted to describe my experience with the onahole since it came in today.

First things first, the outside is WAY WAY WAY too sticky/tacky its pretty gross to handle, its like those sticky hands that were all the rage in the late 90's, but all over. Though I'm sure some baby powder would remedy this.

The inside is pretty darn generic, straight tube with slight rings with a lot of nubs. The Uniqueness draw is the two "plates" on the top and bottom of the toy that have three orbs on each plate. You can squeeze these plates to really get a good massage on your member. It also came with a little battery powered motor, standard little pink nub, this can go inside the top plate and have the entire onahole vibrate, unfortunately since the toy is so thick and big it really absorbs a lot of the vibration, so its not very strong.

Now It seems like I'm being a little hard on it, It did reach me to climax pretty quickly, but I'm a rather quick shot anyway. I wouldn't say its worth quite the 26 dollars, and I felt a lot more stimulation with the Asagi 3 onahole I received.

>>12379672
Powder the outside of the hole. It'll stop being sticky once you use it.

>>12378824
>implying testimonials aren't anecdotal too
oh god stahp

>implying all the onaholes don't sum up to a few thousand positive reviews/testimonials as well
You mean the retards who have never owned a toy, then gush over it the second they finished jerking off? Most of the negative reviews relate to people who have had multiple toys and realized that they're shit or had them break after regular use. That's how it worked out for me, too.

>I already said I own both, and I found my onahole to be superior.
That goes to show you are as defective as the Onahole. Or you got a shitty texture.

>Most people here are in the same boat.
Somehow I doubt that, since they know nothing of the basic mechanics of it.

>>12378824
Im not too worried about customs despite going through EMS.
There really isnt anyone in 'murica whos had anything seized, all that stuff has happened in canada.

Im just getting cold feet over spending that kind of money on sextoy.

Got my fourth hole, Rina, a couple days ago. Tried it with two types of lube, I think think I prefer thinner viscosity.

I only got it because I was looking for a cheap hole with a simple tunnel since I mainly wanted more lube. I think it's my new favorite hole for longer sessions, since its stimulation is relatively low. I definitely like the hole, but I'm kind of puzzled why people recommend it so much. If I were to recommend something for someone's first hole, it would not be this.

Side note, the onahole itself is fucking tiny. Probably half the volume of R20, can't imagine how it'd compare to the Cocolo.

>>12379680
I did mention that in the post, but thank you anyway. I'm out at the moment, but I'll be sure to pick up some baby powder once I'm at the store. Anything I should avoid? Was just thinking standard J&J.

>>12379774
Are you cut?

I was thinking about getting a softer hole like the Rina to go along with my R20, but I've heard that soft holes might not be stimulating enough for circumcised dicks.

>>12379826
Uncut.

>>12379826
I'm cut and my asagi hole which is 4/10 on the soft scale, so pretty soft, and it felt amazing inside.

>>12379711
>look ma, I posted it again!

>>12379736
It's much better than your hand, so you might as well if you know you're going to use it. At queenscat my lilith+8oz lube+shipping was just short of 60. Less than a new game, and knowing how shitty new games are nowadays a whole lot more fun.

Nobody knows your financial situation more than you, so if you can get one without making sacrifices, I'd recommend it.

>>12379826
I'm cut and my lilith uterus in soft is more than enough stimulation to control my orgasm.

>>12379736

I can't really speak for you, but personally I still make foolish purchases despite always trying to save my money. I've found that it makes me feel better to accept that a purchase may very well be a "waste," but even silly purchases can still bring happiness. As long as it isn't a sum of money that will have a lasting effect on your life, it's not a big deal.

>Who the hell writes a reply that long...

>>12379956
How is the lillth uterus? I want to get another hole and I'm looking at getting that one from queen cat.

>>12380009
The texture is nice, but the hole's main draw is actually shitty. In soft at least, penetrating the "cervix" is nothing. You barely feel it. It may be better in medium, and definitely so in hard, but soft is just too soft to add anything critical. Other than that, I'm definitely enjoying it. Search the archive if the uterus penetration is your draw to it, and you'll find holes that offer much better in that department. I'm thinking of a lilith spiral wave or venus clone for something a bit more exciting though for quick sessions. If you enjoy long sessions, uterus in soft is a perfect level of stimulation.

>>12380048
There are other items I want to get from queenscat so I'll get the uterus in medium. I enjoy my Venus Real very soft but I want to try something new. Thanks man.

>>12379956
>look ma, I posted it again!
And I enjoy doing it. Viva la truth.

>>12380183
Sure dude, every fleshlight reviewer is a scholar who went on a journey around the world in order to test all kinds of masturbators so we should treat their opinion as objective truth, while every onahole reviewer is a peasant who just doesn't know any better.

How about you go to /a/ to preach about the superiority of western cartoons.

>>12380336
>Sure dude, every fleshlight reviewer is a scholar

>didn't read my posts

It's fine. Still kinda sad that you continue to waste your money on inferiority! Some people may not have been drawn in by the weeb advertising, so I'm trying my best to sway.

How am I gonna clean this? Fuck

>>12380336
Just report, hide, ignore.

>>12380401
>mfw getting this pedantic about facts and new information

Hi, this is me again, Dr. Big C0ck (I don't actually have a big cock).

>>12380384
Alright then. I'll call your bluff. So if fleshlights are so good, please recommend me one.

I like soft and gentle stimulation, and soft material. What kind of flesh light would you suggest? If it's not ridiculously expensive I'll actually buy it and post on jp about my experience with it. We'll see if it's actually any good.

>>12380488
Standard Minilotus... Not the sex in a can one. That or Pure.

All of the skin is soft, it just isn't soft while being cheaply made and prone to splitting(with proper care).

>>12380537
>prone to splitting

So you mean you're paying a premium for a hole that's shittly made and will break. Anon sure are helping your case here buddy

holy fuck you retards are dumb as shit for constantly biting the bait.

>>12380537
>prone to splitting

So you mean you're paying a premium for a hole that's shittly made and will break. Anon you sure are helping your case here buddy

I do realize this is probably bait but fuck off back to where you came from.

Is thin lube just thick lube with more water? Why don't people just buy thick lube and water it down?

>>12380048
How's the vacuum though?

>>12380602
I'm saying the Onahole is prone to splitting and tearing. Fleshlight is not if you take proper care of it. Reading comprehension.

>>12380609
Higher quality lube has multiple ingredients, stuff like pepe/peace's is just water with one chemical which I cant remember the name of.

>>12380623
Don't worry, onaholes aren't prone ti splitting and tearing with proper care.

>>12380628
Not in my experience and in a lot of other people's experience.

>>12380624
You mean the PEG-20 that was mentioned in a few months back? I believe that was a polyethylene glycol variant or something.

>>12380663
>dat anecdotal evidence

>>12380673
>>dat anecdotal evidence
We already went over this, friend!

>>12380681
I pretty sure we didn't go over this, specifically because accusations of anecdotal evidence do not have a follow up; they end conversations. There is no counter-argument to "that's just anecdotal evidence," so discussion just stops and the argument is "won."

>>12380694

see
>>12379711

Those who gush usually know nothing. Those who don't do.

>>12380673
polyethylene glycol; the number is an estimate of how many 'links' average in the polymer chain. It's also used as a machine coolant!

>any hands on comparisons between the weeaboo pussies and the dragon vaginas?

>>12380742
So you admit that you know nothing?

>>12380757
Those who gush about Onahole. That's pretty heavily implied.

>>12380742
This post actually proves my point. Your response to accusations of testimonials being anecdotal evidence was "oh god stahp." This doesn't progress the conversation at all. It's just responding for the sake of responding. There is no logical response to "that's just anecdotal evidence" that doesn't end the conversation because it signifies that the accuser does not believe anecdotal evidence has value. Whether or not that value exists is an entirely different story, of course.

Unless you're pointing to your post about "gushing" or whatnot. Which is partially true; there are people who love their first onahole. There are also people who are disappointed in their first onahole. There are people who love their tenth onahole. There are people who are disappointed in their tenth onahole. This is to be expected because masturbation is about taste and personal preference, and there is a huge amount of variety in onaholes.

>>12380784
>Unless you're pointing to your post about "gushing" or whatnot.
I was, as I said in the post quoting.

>This is to be expected because masturbation is about taste and personal preference
And the people to obsess over onaholes usually haven't been given quality yet, and are gitty about their first chinese cartoon sex toy. That's what I was getting at.

>>12380794
Your trolling is really sloppy. Posts like this and "oh god stahp" do not leave us with a way to respond. There is no meaning in this post other than fleshlights being better than onaholes, so there no new bait or new information provided.

>>12380809
What. I just explained myself...? You must not be able to read well!

I went "oh god stahp" because I'd already explained why it isn't anecdotal, too.

>>12380821
Yes, you explained yourself. But your explanation is just fleshlights being better. Which is the idea you've been trying to sell us on for quite some time now. It's old news.

And no, you never explained why testimonials aren't anecdotal evidence. Here is your response to people accusing testimonials of being anecdotal:

>Yes, your anecdotal weeb-driven evidence surely is superior to thousands of testimonials about the quality. Thank you, sensei.
>>implying testimonials aren't anecdotal too
>oh god stahp

>>12380836
> But your explanation is just fleshlights being better.
Nah. I explained why they're superior as my first post.

Also, yes. Thousands of testimonials are not anecdotal. They give you a view as a whole if you know what to look for.

Faggots on here who have no comparative knowledge of quality are purely anecdotal.

You sure are getting grumpy over me challenging your cheap, fleshy loli tubes.

>>12380862
So just to clarify, you think that we use /jp/ as our sole source of onahole reviews?

>>12380871
Jeez. No. I've gone through this far too many times!

>>12380862
>Thousands of testimonials are not anecdotal
Testimonials are based on personal experience, right? And anecdotes are based on personal experience, right?

>>12380875
Ugh. If you're not willing to having an serious conversation with the only guy in the thread who's still paying attention to you, whatever. You win. Fleshlights are better.