/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Anyone on W has a jap NEET gf? Any tips?

Could a westaku and an otaku ever find love?

Toy Story was one of my favorites when I was a kid.

>>12431500,3
My dick fucking you in the ass was mine faggot/

>>12431500,1
only a loli gf sorry

>>12431500,5
You want a loli Jap NEET gf?

I want tomoko to be my gfriend

Where's my Anzu gf?

Well, is she a truNEET?

>>12431500,8
I'm here, please write me.

>>12431500,10
Hello

>>12431500,11
Hi....

>>12431500,12
...

>>12431500,13
Gomennasai, I'm very shy....

>>12431500,14
You wanna cuck your new bf? I promise I am much handsomer than he is

>>12431500,15
Umm... I have a platonic relationship with him because I'm afraid to go out or talk to people... Maybe if we marry and move together we will have sex. And I never cheat on my boyfriends....

>>12431500,16
So you friendzoned the heck out of that beta, is what you're saying?

>>12431500,17
What do you mean? He is my bf, we just don't have sex because I'm shy....

>>12431500,18
Holy fuck go roleplay elsewhere you fucking queer.

>>12431500,19
Leave my NEET gf alone

>>12431500,18
"Platonic" is what the last girl who friendzoned me called our love.

>>12431500,20
Faggot.

why would you even want a NEET gf

I want a lawyer or doctor gf who takes care of my and enables my NEET lifestyel

>>12431500,23
But she will secretly think inside that you're a lazy fucking moron. Do you really want your gf looking down on you?

Are you a masochism otaku?

>>12431500,24
Can you stop leaking your insecurity over your intelligence to other threads? Thanks

>>12431500,23
I want to be a stay at home dad who takes care of my cute adopted daughter and makes sweets for her and plays with her and helps her with her homework and teaches her stuff and then fuck her

>>12431500,26
Uh.

feel when alone

>>12431500,28
iktf. why do I have no gf? literally just give me a neet gf who isn't a cheating slut

>>12431500,29
I just want a girl to talk to

>>12431500,30
Why does it need to be a girl?

>>12431500,31
Talking to men isnt the same

>tfw talked to person for years without knowing their gender
What do you thinks guys? Girl?

>>12431500,33
feel

p.s. I'd prefer if it wasn't a girl because it feels bad when girls make fun of you

feel when playing female characters in fighting games to pretend like you have female friends or at least some connection with a girl

>>12431500,36
...I don't know that feel...

>>12431500,37
I had fun hanging out with sakura and makoto earlier...

>>12431500,38
Stop replying to me please.

>>12431500,39
Okay!

Yeah we had fun then I went to cook dinner but I was pretending I was talking to sakura while cooking

>>12431500,41
i made mac and cheese last night as a late night snack

mac and cheese from scratch

>>12431500,42
That's creepy

>>12431500,43
why? it's just food

are you a girl?why do women always say i'm creepy?

>>12431500,44
You're creepy as fuck.

>>12431500,45
Don't fucking bully him, asshole.

>>12431500,46
Go back to /jp/ nerd.

>>12431500,47
Don't tell me what to do you gaylord.

>>12431500,43
how is it creepy mac and cheese is lots of fun to make and its really tasty

it only took me a half hour

>>12431500,49
I really wish you'd just kill yourself already, every thread you post in is permanently tainted.

>>12431500,50
this thread was shit the moment it was made

>>12431500,51
just like your existence

>>12431500,52
#shotsfired

>>12431500,52
lmfoa cumon men dont be a bich

>>12431500,52
Holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Going to go to bed now... try not to cry myself to sleep from feels...

>>12431500,56
I love you

>>12431500,57
feeel

>>12431500,56
You're being seriously creepy

>>12431500,59
You're fucking creepy faggot.

>>12431500,60
Gross, don't talk to me

>>12431500,61
You're probably that one fucking disgusting dickspamming subhuman, back the fuck off queer.

Is he still posting...?

>>12431500,63
Nevermind, you're just some retard still riding Trevor's dick.

Warosu has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the board was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. Trevor was just a meme, and I didn't even know any other characters. But then I wrote my first ghost post. And then a second. And couldn't stop until I was covering the board. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the board and the bros. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the b4ow, or that I had a Meme of my own. I suddenly had a craving for lolis, so I went out and stalked one, and it's all I've been doing these past few days. And then it got even worse. Two days ago, I shitposted on the live board. Now, I'm hopelessly in love with shitposting. All I want from life is to be able to shitpost with Trevor and be able to cheer him up, make him happy again, so I can see him Heh again. I fantasize about him becoming real, so I can go out with him, make sweet, sweet, love to him, and marry him and have a happy life with my dear Trevor. The board's given me other side effects, too, which keep getting worse. Whenever I see porn or hentai now, all I can think is "no meme, not hot." All I can fap to is milk selfies. I see a cat and get in a bloodcurdling rage like I've never felt before. It made my Trevor cry! I've stopped caring about my car, which for years was everything to me. I've stopped caring about what I eat, except for a craving for a mouthful of semen. I don't care about any other imageboards, archives, or any circle jerks. My only realistic desire right now is for an accurate Trevor doll that I can cuddle while I sleep. I get jealous when I see anyone talk about him or post his memes, and pissed off when I hear the word Heh.

Come to me, Trevor! I'll love you, let me make you happy! You're a manly man, let me give you my devotion and love and you'll see that you don't need to be so sad!

I'm crying as I type this.

ummm....Trevor is my bf back off.

>>12431500,65
fucking brilliant

can confirm that warosu legit ruined my life

I don't understand why people continue with this really tired schtick. It's not remotely funny any more. At some point you should consider if the "comedic" sheen you're applying to your posts isn't becoming something you rely on.

>mfw people still talk about me on shitty warosu
>mfw people still come here

Move on, losers. Warosu is nothing but a past remnant of a dead board and its memes are as stale as my lifeless persona.

There's a whole world out there for you to shit on. What are you waiting for?

>>12431500,69
I edited that pasta like 10 mos ago?

>>12431500,70
Uh, I wasn't referring to your "pasta".

Get over yourself, you arrogant shit.

>>12431500,71
I'm not talking to you Anonymous

>>12431500,72















Heh.

He finally did it I can cum

>>12431500,71
If anyone needs to get over themselves it's you, jesus christ you were brought up in this thread as an insult, piss off.

>>12431500,75
>he didn't pick up on the most blatant irony I've ever produced

Now I remember why I stopped coming here.

How far warosu has fallen....

>>12431500,76
Haha le irony, man what a grat 1 man! Piss off retard.

>>12431500,77
Heh. That the best you got?

>>12431500,78
You're seriously pathetic.

tfw no aiko gf

>>12431500,79
Nice job using my "seriously" meme, kiddo.

>>12431500,81
Just go back to your shitty website already, you're actually gross.

>>12431500,82
Actually, to put how gross you are into perspective, I think you're more disgusting than dickspammer, and that's saying a lot.

>>12431500,82
The word you're looking for is kimoi, newfag.

I'm getting secondhand embarrassment just from reading your newwie-riddled posts.

>>12431500,84
It's shit like that, seriously disgusting.

>>12431500,85
*OOC
You're seriously starting to hurt my feelings. Cut it out.
*OOC

You really shouldn't piss off the guy who runs this joint from backstage, kiddo.

>>12431500,86
I'm playing SWGEMU now anyways, and I'm just about creeped out enough for one night.

>>12431500,87
LOL!!!!!!!!!

Dude, I got tired of that game literally a decade ago. What are you, 12?

Just..... wow..........

>>12431500,88
*yawn*
Whatever you say

>>12431500,89
*picks nose and flicks a booger at you*

hey what's [i]*OOC

>>12431500,91
Out Of Character

Idiot.....

Calm down pal I was just inquiring

>>12431500,93
You're dead, kid.

>>12431500,65
i had a lol at Big 4 on Warosu

>>12431500,86
+1 waroshekel

So still no tips on getting a jap neet gf?

>>12431500,97
That's like asking for tips on how to win the lottery. Buzz off.

>>12431500,98
So you don't have a jap gf? I'm asking someone who does.

>>12431500,99
Why would someone who won the lottery waste their time in this dump?

Buzz OFF

>>12431500,100
Because they're nice and want to help me to get a jap gf?

>>12431500,101
Nobody is nice 'round these parts, kiddo.

*tosses toothpick at your face*

>>12431500,102
*it hits my eye and half-blinds me so I take you to court*

>>12431500,102
You're bitter because you don't have a jap gf in your life. We should work together and find our love.

>>12431500,104
I already learned kana years ago and still don't have a jap gf. It's pointless to try.

I'm pretty sure jap gfs don't even exist. They're just a lie spread by anime propaganda.

>>12431500,105
Actually I went to a japanese class once where literally half the students were people with japanse gfs, wives or husbands. The rest were basically all weeb girls who watch darker than black

>>12431500,106
Bullshit.

>>12431500,107
I'm just telling the truth

>>12431500,108
You want me to kick your ass, liar?

>>12431500,109
1. I'm not lying
2. If you try to lick my ass be warned I have very smelly diarrhea right now

>>12431500,110
That's it, you're going down.

*assumes stance*

>>12431500,111
Um...

>>12431500,112
.........

Assume your stance, retard. I don't have all day.

>>12431500,113
Can we roleplay this later I want to play AA2 right now I just installed it

>>12431500,114
America's Army 2? Didn't know people still played that.

>>12431500,114
Disgusting FREAK.

>>12431500,115
Thanks for the nostalgia feels, asshole.

I have a Milk and Warosuko card in my AA2 class they're both lesbians

>>12431500,117
We don't give a shit about white bitches here.

>>12431500,118
DON'T YOU *EVER* TALK ABOUT MILK LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF ME AGAIN

>>12431500,119
Good thing I'm WRITING in front of my COMPUTER. You are a literal retard.

>>12431500,120
as opposed to a figurative retard?

>>12431500,121
As opposed to a hyperbolic retard.

LITERALLY SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING HOLY FUCkk

>>12431500,123
As opposed to figuratively saying something?

>>12431500,123
Hi... How are you, what did you do today?

>>12431500,125
nuffin

i'm gonna kill myself today

>>12431500,127
You never do, shut up.

mommy LITERALLY threw out the electric can opener because she said it fell apart when it literally has detachable parts for cleaning AND IS SUPPOSED TO COME APART MOMMY HOLY SHIT. now we have no can opener because she threw out the manual one when she got this (before she even set it up and tested it might I add, OR BEFORE I SET IT UP SINCE SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING)

let me remind those of you won't DON'T know that she literally is a hoarder and has broken pieces of shit lamps she bought for two dollars at opportunity stores all over, LITERALLY ALL OVER the house and won't let me throw them away because they might be fixed one day

holy FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK you literally don't know how stressful it is to be me

>>12431500,125
Im about to finish watching Squid Girl Series 2 and I'm trying to decide what to watch next. I'm thinking Kill La Kill but a lot of people praise the shit out of it so I think it might be overrated. Maybe some scary one like Tokyo Ghoul or K-On

What did you do?

>>12431500,129
dude who the hell uses an electric can opener

>>12431500,128
i will today for real

>>12431500,129
>opportunity store
It's called a "thrift shop", nerdboy.

Is this the blog thread?

>>12431500,134
this is my suicide thread

>>12431500,132
No you won't. You will be here in a couple of days to tell us how you failed and were in a mental hospital or whatever.

>>12431500,136
i can't take this

>>12431500,137
Literally why do you even "want" to kill yourself?

i just watched a CPS video that made my blood boil
i am so angry right now

>>12431500,139
And you're going to get back at them by killing yourself?

>>12431500,139
Is it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIsnbUxAPhs

>>12431500,140
livestream soon

>>12431500,141
yes

>>12431500,142
>>12431500,143
Put up link or shut up.

>>12431500,144
you already missed it, i'm dead now

>>12431500,145
....

If I won't find a jap gf in a year i'm killing myself too.

Literally none of you COWARDS have the balls for suicide. You just like the attention you get for 10 posts when you say you're going to do it.

tfw you find perfect neet girl online but can't make her your waifu because there's an ocean between you and you're a neet with no money

i'm gonna kill myself as well

>>12431500,149
tfw talk to someone online but they won't tell you if they're a perfect neet girl or just a dumb boy with a job

and there's also ocean

>>12431500,149
>>12431500,150
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJJsoquu70o

Why dont you faggots go cry about not having a girlfriend on r9gay?

>>12431500,152
are you a mexican or something
isn't hayysuz mexican for jesus

>>12431500,152
uuuuuuhhhhhh..

Pretty sure you're the faggot.

Any other feels otaku having a drink to take the edge off after sharing all this despair?

>>12431500,155
Right here. Having an ice cold Pepsi Max™ full of feel.

Fuck off with your feelings, faggots.

The W is too wild to care about that.

>>12431500,157
To go wild is to release all emotions dear friend

>>12431500,158
I'm not your friend, nerdo.

>>12431500,157

Maybe when you grow up you'll understand. Even a w-bro can't be a lone wolf forever...

>>12431500,160
*awoos dolefully*

>>12431500,160
Sounds like someone's getting too old for the W-business to me.

>>12431500,162

What's the cut off point? I'm turning 27 soon, is it time to move on?

One AA2 girl told me to follow her then got naked and told me to suck her cock and slapped me. Then she left without fucking me. WTH??

>>12431500,164
Fuck off to 4chan, 2D nerd. This is a thread for people looking for advice on how to get living, breathing girlfriends.

>>12431500,165
I like 3D too

>>12431500,166
You're willing to shift your thinking and conform to someone elses just because they judge you? How disgustingly pathetic

>>12431500,167
How..... [i]normal.

>>12431500,167
Uh... I liked 3D to begin with. I don't think I could get a girlfriend though.

i almost got a neet jpgf but she ended up just leading me on for a week before cutting off contact for no reason

i sent her harassing texts last night before deleting her number off my phone.

its not worth it neet jpgfs are no different than the normalfag ones if anything theyre worse

feel when no cute and shy gf to drink coffee with in the morning

tfww girls will never like you

>>12431500,172
feel

oh god here comes a feel wave again sipping my coffee and wishing I had a cute girl to cuddle with oh god

>>12431500,174
ktf
I had to block the image in this thread

>>12431500,175
fug dude... fug

i bet cuddlign with her in her pajamas would be really fun...

Sobering up again now after this afternoon's drinking, the no gf feels are hitting me again harder than ever. There has to be a better way to deal with unrequited love than this...?

>>12431500,178
Kill yourself.

>>12431500,179
Oh my God... that's not something you say to someone! You don't say that to people!

>>12431500,180
That's exactly why I said it to you.

>>12431500,179

Is this the infamous waorsu irony at work? I guess you're just trying to cheer me up. Thanks man

>>12431500,178
fug man i feel your feel, i feel your feel

Why are gfs so loud? Why is everyone so loud?

#gamergate

My jap gf went to Spain on vacation(we live in Tokyo) for 10 days and just sends me some pics every day. Now I know how lonely you guys feel. Wanna hug and cuddle someone so hard ;( Still 7 more days to go...

>>12431500,186
Nice.
Epic.
I like it.

I wanna be with Asuka

>>12431500,188
We are discussing real girls here, anime-freak.

>>12431500,189
You aren't funny dude, you're just a nerd.

>>12431500,190
Let's see whose gonna laugh when I get enough tips to get a jap gf.

>>12431500,191

You stink of yellow fever. I may need to quarantine you.

>>12431500,181
you didn't say it to me you fucking stupid idiot wad

>>12431500,193
Don't get in the way of my conversations again.

I just finished season 2 of the walking dead video game, ended up getting to the town and going in, cried bitch tears through the whole thing

>>12431500,65
shit like THIS is why i come to warosu

>>12431500,65
........................

>>12431490
shes really pulling off that neet look how can i become cute like that warosu?

>>12431500,198
Get some jammies

>>12431500,198
shes looks uglier and more retarded than even milk

I REALLY want a clinging NEETgf

>>12431500,198
install gentoo

>>12431500,202
stfu

>>12431500,203
install gentoo

>>12431500,200
milk is actually retarded

>>12431500,201
Get a monkey LOOOOOL

>>12431500,204
just leave me alone

Is hot chocolate with water instead of milk okay?

I want some with my cookies but I don't feel like boiling milk it's a pain in the ass you know?

>>12431500,208
It's fine.

>>12431500,208
just put a hell of a lot of chocolate

>>12431500,208
It should be fine. A lot of powdered hot chocolate mixes actually have evaporated milk in them and the directions tell you to make it with water because of this. Milk will make it a bit creamier but that's about it.

You can also make hot chocolate with any sort of dairy and chocolate. If you have a favorite chocolate bar, you can melt that in a bit of dairy and it'll be like a liquid version of your favorite chocolate. You should be able to use any sort of milk for this, but I've found that whole milk and above tends to make the chocolate mix in easier with the milk. Since it's not something you drink every day, I think half and half would be good. If you want to be a fatty, you can just use cream if you have that laying around for some reason. You're basically making a thin ganache. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV4NsFyMkg4

On a side note ganache is amazing on waffles.

>>12431500,208
i always drink my chocalate cold

>>12431500,200
dude shes neet cute like shed be ugly if she wasnt a neet

Also, speaking of chocolate, did ever see Hershey bars in the store and then see Hershey Symphony bars nearby? Did you ever wonder why Hersheys sells two types of plain milk chocolate bars? It's because the milk that goes into the normal Hershey bars is actually treated to be slightly sour. It's an industry secret so they won't say exactly what they do to the milk. That's why they smell kind of like vomit and that's why a lot of foreigners can't eat it. Symphony bars on the other hand are just more traditional chocolate bars and taste like normal chocolate.

Creeps me out just thinkin of eatin one of them fuckin disgustinHershey's bars.

Please don't feed lolis weird chocolate.

>>12431500,214
Kill yourself.

>>12431500,215
How many Hershey bars have you eaten in your life?

>>12431500,216
0 whats a hershey bar?

>>12431500,217
my dick and your mom has put it in her mouth millions of times lmao

>>12431500,218
damn my mom must bef at as fucl

>>12431500,198
>>12431500,199
If you don't constantly wear pajamas then you need to leave Warosu until you spend no longer than half an hour not wearing pajamas.

>>12431500,220
i wear the same shirt and shorts every day fight me

>>12431500,220
what the fuck? why would I wear clothes in my own room

>>12431500,221
post ur address the funny thing is u wont u little bitch

>>12431500,220
I only put on my pjs after my bath sorry

>>12431500,223
中国上海长安路12弄45号
come get me bitch ass nigga

>>12431500,222
Why would you not? Pajamas are way more comfortable than being nude. I sleep in the nude, but only because I can't stand clothes bunching up on my body.

DNA testing has revolutionized medical science, but it also has uncovered the myth of female monogamy.

It's now widely accepted among those who work in genetics that roughly 10 per cent of us are not fathered by the man we believe to be dad.

Geneticists have stumbled upon this phenomenon in the course of conducting large population studies and hunting for genes that cause diseases such as cystic fibrosis. They find full siblings to be half-siblings, fathers who are genetic strangers to more than one of their children and uncles who are much closer to their nieces and nephews than anyone might guess.

The proverbial postman seems to be ringing twice in everyone's neighbourhood. Non-paternity is believed to cut across all socio-economic classes and many cultures. Factor it into genealogical attempts to trace ancestry and it can snap entire branches from a family tree. Considered in light of long-held views about sexual behaviour, it exposes the myth of female monogamy and utterly shakes the assumption that women are biologically driven to single-mate bliss.

The notion of a woman carrying the child of someone other than her partner is older than the Christmas story itself. No geneticist believes non-paternity to be purely the product of modern immorality; they have been tripping over the infidelities of earlier generations for decades.

When a test disqualifies a father, "most women do express some surprise, but then there is a resignation, or an acceptance that they were kind of half anticipating this was going to happen. But then all this is followed very quickly by panic and questions as to whether or not we will betray their confidentiality."

If the case involves an expectant mother, Ms. Shuman explained, the hospital's legal obligation is clear: The developing baby is considered part of the mother and the results of the tests therefore belong to her.

Women are literally all cheating sluts.

>>12431500,227
ill never leave my room this shit is scary

momose. . .where did you go. . .

>>12431500,227
feel when you wouldn't mind if you weren't your dad's son but you obviously are

feel also when no girl will ever want to fuck me anyway so I don't have to deal with this

>>12431500,230
feel when unlovable...

>>12431500,231
know that wheelie

feel when don't even know what it feels like to receive or give love

>>12431500,233
I know what it feels like to give love but all I get in return is the girl telling me I'm a creep or she just wants to be friends since she doesn't see me as genetically fit enough to be her mate.

[i]Sigh....[i/]

>>12431500,234
maybe she just thinks you're a fucking loser lmao

>>12431500,233
im sure your mother loves you

I had a terrible dream about thinking I was 18 and slowly coming to the realization that I'm already 25.

The fact that even rich millionaire rapper alphaniggers write songs like "These Hoes ain't Loyal", "Golddigger", and "A Bitch is a Bitch" should tell you something. Same with how so many married men use their wives and marriage itself as a punchline. Fucking open your eyes wbros.

>>12431500,238
"Heartless" is another good one.

>>12431500,238
It tells me ill never experience women

Feel when overheard an argument my mother and stepdad had late one night some years ago and heard stepdad say something to the effect of "I could have fucked a 14-year-old if I wanted to. A 14-year-old!" I think he was listing opportunities where he could have cheated on my mom or something.

>>12431500,241
Maybe he can get you a loli gf

>>12431500,240
I'm a virg, but so what? We're all the better for it my wbro.

that men (except NTR freaks) want women to be loyal when by nature they aren't is proof that god doesn't exist or is evil

>>12431500,243
Yeah right
We're genetically inferior and as such are kicked out of the gene pool

The non-normies here are kicked out of society as a whole

>>12431500,245
feel

>>12431500,244
My elder sister is loyal, but she's also a demanding control freak. I recall how she would basically spoil the fuck out of her manipulative high-school sweetheart. She went as far as buying him a car while working two jobs. Her behavior could probably be chalked up to youthful naivete experiencing its first big relationship though. She also dropped out of college to be with him. She can be a huge bitch but she seems loyal.

>>12431500,244
uhh no women are evil is the problem they betrayed God to the serpent so we are punished with free will; that they are evil is proof of that freedom. snake = penis same. that's the canonical point where women became less than men. feminism is the ideology of satan.

>>12431500,248
If eve was pure why was she tricked by a penis

>>12431500,249
she was a depraved bitch things never change

By sacrificing your dream for hers, yuo NEET. You know what systemic oppression is like, so possess yourself and become no longer human.

why will a girl never like me

>>12431500,252
because u were made to drink cum fagboy

>>12431500,252
A girl called me gorgeous the other day.

/dng/ howl of victory!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>12431500,254
Forgot my pic
http://i.imgur.com/pDB9KWJ.jpg

>>12431500,255
/dng/..."dat no gf"?

>>12431500,256
>>12431500,256
ROFL LOOK AT HIS EARS

>>12431500,254
fee,l when if a girl called you gorgeous you could only assume she was mocking you since it's ironic since you're not

>>12431500,256
lmao please stop

>>12431500,259
Fuck now you have me doubting. She did kind of pause right before commenting too... What could that mean

>>12431500,261
It means you're a fucking ugly faggot that should kill himself.

>>12431500,262
*who

>>12431500,263
*battlefield vaults over the girl that complemented that guy and kicks you in the face*

The female pathology has been laid bare right before your eyes, and yet there are still those of you crying about not having a girlfriend?

Son of a fucking bitch I knew something was wrong, I grabbed fucking diet mountain dew, piss out my fucking ass.

>>12431500,265
more like never having had a girlfriend

>>12431500,266
Feel when:
-didn't drink soft drink for a long time
-drank only water
-started drinking diet soda after about a year
-now don't mind the taste of diet soda since

I suggest you feel this one with me

>>12431500,267
feel when only two girlfriends have been 12 and 10 years old

I just want to be loved

>>12431500,269
Those aren't girlfriends you fucking creep.

>>12431500,271
why not

If girlfriends are so good how come so many norm/a/ls post about how they have dumped their girlfriends for anime?

>>12431500,268
i hope you dont mind it when your arteries harden

>>12431500,273
they are lying

>>12431500,275
Proof it

>>12431500,273
because losers attract losers and they only have shitty relationships

anyone here dated and autistic girl before

>>12431500,278
I've never dated anyone

>>12431500,279
fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

I like this lewd 18-year-old bitch. I want her to be my girlfriend so I can fuck her hard.

>>12431500,281
she must be seriously old by now

>>12431500,281
lmao look at those fags playing the guitar

>>12431500,281
Fun fact that everyone except me doesn't know: the night elf dance in WoW is based on her dance.

>>12431500,259
feel when only girls to call me attractive were like 50 years old

>>12431500,259
My mom calls me cute

>>12431500,285
everything is meaningless and we'll all become dust

no biggie bro

>>12431500,281
Fuck I think I'm becoming an actual cuck... I tried masturbating to this video, but I was only able to climax after imagining she was someone else's girlfriend (not actually mine so I'm not full-blown cuck yet) and cheating on her boyfriend with a nigger and his 12-inch niggerdick. The nigger basically made her addicted to his dick and had her doing those lewd little dances for him except wearing more provocative and degrading clothing.

>>12431500,288
Then he fucked her anally and had her kiss his cock after he came inside of her butthole. She of course did so eagerly, and lovingly.

Anyone want to do a suicide pact?

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umm you're missing something

>>12431500,291
What?

>>12431500,292
Yeah.

>>12431500,291
She also pledged to serve his dick above all else for all of eternity and he also records a video of her mouthfucking his cock and sends it to her record company or whatever and they broadcast it to the French audience by mistake

>>12431500,293
What did I miss?

It's not NTR if I want to be that nigger right. Yeah I think I'm good

>>12431500,294
Oh and the nigger is a broke-as-shit convicted felon who is literally good for nothing except seducing women (and little girls hehe) with his horsecock who gets Alizee (?) to pay him money in return for daily deep dickings.

By the end of the movie the nigger is a multimillionaire who attempts suicide by jumping out of the 12th floor of his hotel after realizing he has been used his entire life by women because of his well-endowed body. He's stopped after the police barge in on one of his scheduled lovemaking sessions, but he quickly learns that that particular squadron poses no threat to him because they are all women. Fast forward 1 month and the nigger is now a billionaire criminal mastermind because of his ties to the police department.

He uses his vast network of cock-obsessed double agents to attempt to locate the true identity and whereabouts of his father, a figure always absent from his life.

this shit is gay as fcuk

>>12431500,300
Just a little NTR humor bro

goddamn PISS NIGGER

>>12431500,302
ktfd

imagine if instead of cuckolding someone wrote an exposé on their furry fetish lmao

I'm serious about not being able to get off unless I project NTR fantasies on to whatever I'm masturbating to though...

Anyway here's an on-topic post: I think it would not be good to have a NEET girlfriend because by being together every waking moment of the day you would eventually tire of each other and probably try to kill her at some point.

>>12431500,305
i hate this this is why i try to fap as little as possible

>>12431500,306
what if it was true love

>>12431500,308
love doesnt exist

>>12431500,306
i just want to put my dick in a warm hole of a skinny girl and cum then go read a book

>>12431500,310
why cant i find a qt schizoid who will limit our relationship to some sex and maybe cooking together and leave each other alone for the rest of the time

maybe we can watch movies together i dunno tho

>>12431500,311
sounds lame I want clingygf who loves me

>>12431500,312
i want someone clingy too

>>12431500,312
You can't just "have" a clingy gf though. There's a reason why relationships are divided into healthy and unhealthy. Something would inevitably go wrong and your relationship ends in disaster.

>>12431500,314
"healthy" is defined here by what normies like. there's nothing that says I definitely can't live happily with clingygf forever

>>12431500,314
i wnat a clingy childhood friend gf

I'm beginning to suspect cousinanon is schizophrenic.

>>12431500,316
Anime isn't real!

feel when all the weeb gfs go after normie bfs so your ace in the hole doesn't even work

i just fucking hate this world

>>12431500,317
How can I tell if a poster is cousinanon when he never posts about his cousins any more since his aunt got a restraining order on him or whatever?

>>12431500,319
Yeah. The part that sucks too is I've noticed weeb girls tend to me more submissive and in touch with their feminine side, taking pride in wearing cute clothes, behaving cutely, and things like that. IT's probably just because they're young though and you tend to reflect the media you consume when you're younger

fuck i want a teen weeb gf

>>12431500,320
Holy fuck that faggot got owned, thank christ his aunt had the good sense to do that though. He was eventually going to hurt one of his cousins, and I'm glad he was stopped before he could.

I STILL want a milky gf
But one when she was in her prime and cosplayed
Not this new one

>>12431500,324
her vag is prob tighter now that she's packed on the weight compared to that well used hole she had before

>>12431500,325
how much weight has she gained

>>12431500,324
Imagine the current hag milk cosplaying. What a laugh that would be.

G-d fucking damn it stop talking about my gf losers I just wanted to let the lot of you know she and I are back together so BACK OFF!

>>12431500,328
how come you never sexual with milk?

I want a big 'ol past her prime milk to walk into my room and sit on my lap. We'll chuckle at the w together as she leans back exposing her flabby tummy and I'll grab a handful as she finishes off her after-dessert pocky

>>12431500,329
You actually believe that? She was one of the freakiest girls I've ever slept with and I've slept with A LOT (part of the privilege of being in the United States of America military) of women from all over the world.. I rammed that sweet little ass every single night and extra hard when she would come back from her little cons where virgins like you would drool over her.

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Fuck this. I'm going back to /a/.

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331 actually, subhuman.

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nice trips

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It says 332

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i want to be at /a/ too FUCK

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>/a/bro

Good taste.

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Fuck off Trevor, you unfunny dead mom faggot.

Its good to know some of the Wolves are patrician enough to visit /a/ :^)

You guys are just kidding about now browsing /a/, right?

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[i](who is this newfag bros..............?)

>>12431500,340
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No, seriously. Because I am.

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......

>>12431500,344
What, is there something on my avatar? Speak up already.

>>12431500,345
Everybody stopped caring about the whole elitism thing a while back and we even have some /v/ trips who contribute an enormous amount of quality posts (see Saten Meta Whiner)

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.........

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I want to fuck a chubby anime girl

Let's get this to 500 in time for Normsgiving.

>>12431500,349
Why?
Hey guys stop posting

>>12431500,350
i post where i want when i want

Just who are the big 4 of warosu?

>>12431500,352
There's only four of us that post on a regular basis, kill yourself you fucking subhuman piece of shit.

>>12431500,352
Trevor, Dickspammer, Cousinanon, Trevor impersonator

>>12431500,352
me, friend meme guy, just fucking kill me guy, you

>>12431500,355
Three of those are the same person.

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>>12431500,354
All me

Are mindblowing and kodomoasslolichildgirl the same person or two separate memesters?

Um,Trev is dead.

The police shot him. Didn't you see it?

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All me

>>12431500,359
Why does Trev always pretend to be dead?

>>12431500,361
Trev has severe periods of ups and down. When he gets owned he goes into a deep depression and spreads rumors about his death. Recently that fact that he tries so hard samefagging his board every day yet it still isn't nearly as good as /ota/ has really put him over the edge.

>>12431500,362
Trev...

>>12431500,362
Yeah it's almost like he has bipolar.

>>12431500,362
That's what surfing is like. You spend most of the time sitting on your board until you see the set coming and you paddle your ass off and ride. His board is like the ocean itself.

>>12431500,365
Or he's just a bipolar retard.

And thus another topic falls victim to the ever enigmatic T character. Rest assured there will be no further discussion of "NEET gf" in this thread.

>>12431500,367
Pack up your feels and come home, NEETs.

http://ota-ch.com/jp/

>>12431500,365
And everyone is chasing the same wave. There needs to be a purge. Humans are destroying the environment.

>>12431500,368
That place is just as gay as Trevor's shit site.

No thank you. Remember that any place that pretends to be normal will eventually be infested with actual normals who mistakenly believe they are in good company.

I can't believe I had that ice cream right after the burritos

That was such a fatNEET move

>>12431500,369
nice job following for the jewish lie used to perpetuate a one world government

hwhy do the jews and chink shave to do this to us i just want ot live

>>12431500,373
you think these idiots can run themselves? just look around you. nobody gives a fuck, like they're shit eating zombies with no taste.

There are plenty of ways to wipe everything out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iy47Q--EbU

feel when nobody's going to fire a few nukes and destroy half the world

I wish someone would just bomb los angeles

I've been eating shit for breakfast the day I was ripped out of my mothers womb. And I'm glad for it because I don't want her cunt touching me ever again.

>>12431500,379
ive been eating literal shit my entire life after i was born the doctor forced his turds inside and said they were good for me i developed a natural urge to eat shit ever since

>>12431500,230
i am my fathers son
i am no one
i cannot love
its in my blood

this needs a remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgT9zGkiLig

>>12431500,380
that's why you need me, i can give you a fecal transplant and destroy the shit out of anything that will hurt you

you can take my application to med school and shove it up your ass

>>12431500,384
go away normie

>>12431500,384
anybody can apply to med school that don't mean you're getting in there son

>>12431500,386
another gay down the drain

You got to gather up what you need
You got to choose a direction
And when the moment is right for you
You got to go

yes, as a matter of fact, I am crazy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX8fKLjC__c

how the fuck am I supposed to live

>>12431500,388
been there done that
i told you i uploaded my brain to the botnet a long time ago

>>12431500,391
It's like I'm on Mars or something. Btw, thanks Mars for tutoring me. I know I still owe you.

>>12431500,392
lol

do you mean "kek"?

>>12431500,394
Who the fuck do you think you are coming here and posting with a name like that?

i just pressed a button, first one on the keyboard. do you even qwerty?

>>12431500,396
what's your favorite anime this season dude?

You'd have to look somewhere else for that.

>>12431500,398
link your MAL dude

no, just so you can watch my taste with your girlfriend that I never had the chance to experience because you think I'm your competition so you never invited me anywhere. fuck off.

And it's not like I ever wanted to go anyway because you can't dj for shit. Never even lurked just spouted idiocy at the top of your lungs.

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Weeki weeki weeki week I DJ fuck fuck fuckhead

For the swarm.

Someone give this guy a lobotomy and feed it to him.

kuru ass bitch

I am wearing three pairs of pajama pants so I am three times more NEET than any of you.

I can't afford pajama pants.

just dox me already it's not like i'm ever leaving my room again

I'm over here drinking V8 and Pomegranate juice because i throw up everything else

I have porphyria, like a tree in hell

fukken sucks when no one knows what you're talking about

Maybe that kid Chloe knows

>>12431500,411
nobody cares

>>12431500,413
tell me about it

i just want to help write science fiction, that's all but i can't write a book alone

>>12431500,415
because i'm an idiot fuckup who can't do anything for xirself

anyone ever read The Left Hand of Darkness? tumblrfreaks would eat it up, since it takes one to know one

slappin' on a trip

How can a NEET properly prepare for the upcoming chimpouts?

Where are you Don Quijote?

It's about to get Ringu

>>12431500,159
I see what you did there. Fucking brilliant. Or maybe I'm just imagining things.

I fucking suck but whatever
https://myspace.com/nosferatud2/music/song/a-footnote-original-demo-62982576-68842742

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is this irony or post-irony or new sincerity

>>12431500,424
post-new-sincerity irony

>preg_match(): Delimiter must not be alphanumeric or backslash

It says this when I try to post on /ota/. Anyone else?

>>12431500,426
Why are you using an alphanumeric or backslash delimiter?

>>12431500,426
Me too what's happening

>>12431500,428
Someone called /ota/min a faggot so he threw a fit and nuked something.