/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I suppose I will get my squishy sisters later since they still don't have one but I decided I probably wanted to add a hip to my order anyway.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-40384?c2=12001014
http://en-nls.com/pict1-38060?c2=12001014
http://en-nls.com/pict1-37831?c2=12001014

Thinking about one of these 3, learning towards the REAL but very much so still unsure. Willing to take just about any recommendations with any other options too but I already I have the Puni hard and cocoro.

>>12446770
You already have two hips ...

how better are hips and what are their qualities, anywya?

>>12446776
I'm a sex addict and have nothing better to do outside of playing weeb games and watching anime with my free time.

Now that I think about it a bit more though, the Namagoshi would probably feel the best. When I use the puni I feel like it moves around too much because it is so lightweight I can basically stand upright and keep it up with only my dick. Where I can actually pound away at the cocoro and she just stays right there and takes it like an adorable champion but at the same time I'm really not into the whole 3DPD thing (although at least it doesn't have beef curtains). I also generally like girls in the 9-14 range or at least with very petite frames but the hole still looks really nice.

>>12446812
Honestly they're usually not so much better from what I can tell, but pounding away at something with your hips or moving the heavy hips against your own waist just has this uniqueness to it that makes it very satisfying.

The quality varies greatly as much as any holes, but hips just generally have a slightly higher standard since you're already paying extra. I have the puni and the puni hard and honestly I don't think either of them feel as nice as some 20-40 range holes but they still get a lot of use from me because they're hips. They also just feel unique and different, it is hard for me to say that other holes just feel plain "better."

Shipping pretty much stays at 125$ with DHL at a certain point so I might get 2 of those hips but I am still unsure of which ones. This isn't my final order, I will remove a couple things still but I think I have a fairly good idea of what I want now.

What the hell does this mean? From an email from JSS telling me my order has shipped.

"Please open and check the item in front of the deliveryman when you receive the parcel.
If there is a problem, please claim it to the deliveryman immediately."

>>12446880
Means exactly what it says. You need to examine the contents of the package in front of the delivery man BEFORE giving your signature, otherwise there's no way to prove any potential damage or product defects weren't the result of your own mishandling.

>>12446911
>>12446880
holy shit top kek

>>12446911
For various reasons, that may not be such a great idea.

Have anyone tried ordering from Hot Powers directly?

Since I live in straya I wanted to request for removals of cover art/illustrations though I'm not sure if they're able to do that or not...
Their FAQ states that "there is a risk for items getting caught by the custom" and thus they want you to understand and take the risk if I decided to order from them.

With this in mind I could (excluding shipping fees):
- Take the risk and order two sets deal, which the total is around $79
- Not take the risk and buy it from nls, which the total is around $110

If I take the risk, I save around $31 if not I pay the full price as well as only able to choose "normal" texture whereas on Hot Powers I'm able to choose from "soft", "hard" or "normal" texture.

Argh... This is frustrating.

You Ausfailians need to stop butchering the damn language.

>>12446851
So which hip do you recommend more? Cocoro or puni?

>>12446770
I have the REAL and it's pretty fun. If you put it on a flat surface like a table and pound away, it's not gonna move. The Namagoshi looks a bit expensive, while the Fuwa Mocchi is TINY. Like... SMALL. It can fit into the palm of your hand, and is extremely soft and fragile.

>>12447451
Puni if you like an easy clean, Cocoro if you're fine with some effort.

>>12447124
I don't see anything wrong with his/her grammar and vocabs... Unless you mean the misuse of commas or speech marks.

>>12447048
why live if you're not willing to take risks?

>>12447771
Maybe because his a NEET? And gambling $100+ isn't something which NEET does all the time due to low 'income'?

>>12447048
Anon I'm not sure if you're still watching this thread or not but I've actually contacted them before regarding to customs and shit and here's their reply:
>ホットパワーズです。

お問い合わせいただき、ありがとうございました。

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そのため、ダンボール自体にはイラストやマークはございません。

また、パッケージや付属のローションを排除し、
オナホールだけをお送りすることも可能です。
パッケージのイラストがご心配な場合はパッケージなしでのご注文をいただけますと幸いです。

なお、どのような方法を採っても、
税関で差し止めとなる可能性があります。

その場合は商品の配送は不可となり、
発生した料金につきましては全てお客様負担となります。

商品そのものが税関にて徴収される場合もあります。
その場合はご購入いただいた代金をご返金することもできません。


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オンラインクレジット決済でのご購入のみとなります。

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Basically they pack all of the items with card boards and the card board itself won't have any lewd illustrations on it (not sure why he or she mentioned obvious point but...).
They're also able to exclude any addons such as lubricants and box itself, and send the onaholes by themselves. Though they further mention that there's a chance for customs to size the items and if that happens, they're not liable for any tax or confiscations.

The last part clearly states that it's a 'risk' and all up to the user if they really want the onahole or not.

tl;dr Yes, they can just send the onaholes if your request them

WELP

>USPS LADY COMES UP TO MY DOOR AND SAYS SHE HAS A PACKAGE FOR ME
>OK COOL
>PULLS MY ROA HARD EDITION OUT OF HER BAG, UN FUCKING BOXED
>"The packaging got damaged this morning..."
>T-thanks....
>SIGN SMALL SLIP SAYING I WAS COOL WITH THAT
>DROP PEN THING
>SHE LOOKS AT ME AS I BEND DOWN TO PICK IT UP
>S-sorry about that ma'am
>"No, i'm sorry about your life choices"
>FUCKING FREEZE UP AS SHE HANDS ME MY ROA HARD
>SHE WALKS THE FUCK AWAY
>I STAND IN MY DOOR AS SHE WALKS ALL THE WAY DOWN MY LONG AS FUCK DRIVEWAY TO HER BOX TRUCK
>STILL STANDING AS SHE STARES AT ME AND DRIVES OFF
>WALK INSIDE
>RIP OPEN BOX STILL RUNNING OFF OF ADRENALINE
>SLAM MY DICK IN IT WITH NO LUBE
>PRETENDS ITS THE MAIL LADY ON ACCIDENT
>THRUST IN AND SPLIT IT OPEN
>CUM
>POST ON JP

FUCK MY LIFE.

In other news, the Roa hard was really nice.

>>12447811
fake

>>12447811
Nice blog. You expect us to believe that?

>>12447811
Couldn't choose one with a less disturbing cover image, nerd?

What is it with you dorks and committing social suicide in every interaction?

>>12447811
>caring about what a woman has to say

Which one do you guys recommend: soft, normal or hard?

>>12447828
soft

>>12447830
Any reason why?

>>12447853
So you don't hurt your dick.

>>12447853
best feeling

>>12447853
because vagina

>>12447828
I like it hard.

>>12447761
You must be blind then. The very first word in his post is grammatically incorrect.

>>12447811
>PULLS MY ROA HARD EDITION OUT OF HER BAG, UN FUCKING BOXED etc.
Bullshit. This is not how it works. The USPS will repack the item with a note saying sorry your shit was damaged.

Strange stuff happens all the time, but what makes it unbelievable is you just bought a hole like that and absolutely nothing else? Also I doubt inserting a penis in that hole without lube is even possible with even the smallest of needles dicks. I have trouble inserting with lube.

>>12447811
What shipping method did you use and what country are you in? My family respects my privacy very much but I know that if they found out I was buying this shit, I'd be fucked because they're very religious.

I was about to say that you should have fucking ripped her apart after she said that because you said it was unboxed but when I realized that it was still in box, I was pic related.

>>12448366

This isn't even real. Stop that shit.

What does "onahole" even mean?

>tfw your stuff is stuck at clearance and they need more paperwork

>>12448784
>tfw Bad Dragon finally shipped after 4 days

feels good man

>>12448767
Masturbation hole.

>>12448790
I don't even know what they need, I'll contact dhl tomorrow. It's the first time I get this kind of problem, maybe they want to know the value of the package, I dunno.
Hopefully they haven't opened it.

>>12448810
Value is the most likely cause if you're not in the US, yeah.

>>12448815
I wonder what nls declared, and if they'll make any problem if I declare the proper amount. I can't print shit too, so that might be an issue.

>>12448784
>not just ordering from a retailer in your own country
Sometimes it pays to not have such stern weeb loyalty to Japan.

>>12448831
>Sometimes it pays to not have such stern weeb loyalty to Japan.

>pays

>local retailers

Yes, because paying 3x the price definitely "pays", anon.

>>12448767
Onanism, or "the sin of Onan" is an archaic religious term for masturbation, because in the Bible, Onan pulled out while fucking his brother's widow when he was supposed to be giving her male children that could care for her in his brother's absence, and the good book implies that it was wrong of him to allow his seed to sputter uselessly to the ground.
A hole is an orifice or opening.

>>12448767
onani hole

>>12447811
To clarify to everyone. I live in a very small town where everyone knows each other and things are more personal etc. The USPS packaging was damaged, not my Roa box. I guess she just grabbed it to deliver it instead of boxing it back up. Lazy people etc. The split is where the dual layer starts. It has started to peel out somewhat. Also there is a small rip in the bottom left. I guess I can post a review though.

The Roa hard is made from a lot more firm materials, however, the insides are still very very soft. The overall stiffness is what makes this Roa special. The inner pocket at the end is extremely pleasurable and stimulating. This toy is small though, only made for people with tools around 5.5 to 6 inches max. The suction is nice but more or less tries to push you out at all times (which can be a pro or con). The downsides are the overall weight of the toy and the stiffness (when it comes to cleaning). The weight is a huge downside, its VERY heavy. Thus requiring an actual session/more work instead of being able to just casually use the toy. The stiffness prevents this toy from being turned inside out (some dual layers can be turned inside out) therefore making cleaning slightly more of a hassle. Overall, I really enjoy the toy and prefer it over my lolnico. PS: Packaging comes with some great grade lube. I wish I knew the brand.

>>12448910
http://www.amazon.co.jp/s/ref=sr_pg_1?rh=n%3A160384011%2Ck%3A%E3%83%9E%E3%82%B8%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF%E3%82%A2%E3%82%A4%E3%82%BA%28MAGIC+EYES%29%2Cp_6%3AAN1VRQENFRJN5&sort=date-desc-rank&keywords=%E3%83%9E%E3%82%B8%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF%E3%82%A2%E3%82%A4%E3%82%BA%28MAGIC+EYES%29&ie=UTF8&qid=1409785505
I'm not sure exactly which it is, but it's a Magic Eye branded bottle. Look through and pick one of their many options. None on en-nls as far as I can see though.

My box is in Chicago at customs. Let us pray they don't open the box and send it out in a timely fashion. If it gets through quick say a day, another day in transit, and 1 for delivery, It should arrive in time to avoid major suspicion.

>>12448838
>same price with free 2-day shipping
3x the price

>>12448956
prove it nigger

>>12448864
Wow. That is both very informative and eerily ominous.

>>12448957
or you could just go to coolmalesextoy.com
they have all the JP stuff plus pretty much everything else you can imagine in American warehouses.

>>12448971

>>12448988

>>12448988
Did you factor in shipping?
I can get that item on amazon, with free 2 day shipping.
http://www.amazon.com/Mouth-figvure-BOCCA-VERITA-Shinjitsu/dp/B00J2NOBGU/ref=pd_sim_hpc_1?ie=UTF8&refRID=1GJ01FD3ADBAWFPGVSDN

>>12448996
22.83 = 33.15 you rused me again captain

>>12448999
I consider it the "No Shipping Cost And Get It The Day After Tomorrow" tax.

>>12449006
>he doesn't live in japan

>>12449011
>he lives in Japan but isn't Japanese

>>12449013
>>12449011

lives in a van, down by the river

>>12446680
whats the best starter onahole?

>>12449291
if you can afford it, go for it.

Protip though - buy according to your dick size. If you're not Japanese, odds are you are too huge for the smaller ones.

>>12449291
Takuya

>>12447694
How about for the differences in how they feel?

>>12449321
That's a gay onahole.
You're gay anon.

>>12449291
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/succubus-2d-wavy-ripple-male-masturbator/

I... was eating noodles.

Was.

>cellulite girl onahole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsScOon4TeQ

>>12449370
cocolo > puni

So I heard that a mix of Peace's and water is good if you find Peace's dries too fast, but what do you guys use to apply the mix? Did you buy an empty squeeze bottle, what's good?

>>12447811
>>12448910

Great now im fucking terrified of ordering my holes.
I live in a small town and now im worried this shit might happen. What fucking SHIT i am so pissed off right now, fuck the USPS, I wish nls just used UPS, I cant get DHL.

oh. my GOD.

>>12449619
>taking the bait

>>12448910
The lube is Ubujiru and it's not available on NLS.

>>12449619
Don't do DHL, I used them ONCE and now I have scam lines constantly calling me saying i owe DHL a bunch of money and giving completely nigerian-prince tier website links

Girl in a box
Kupa Roa
Seventeen Bordeaux
Evo 17

Which one of those should I get as a first onahole?

>>12449418
Are those the meikis?
I'm looking for something just like that, but the outside isnt the only issue. I also need it to be loose internally.
I was here in the last thread offering to buy used onaholes, and some anon said he had one that stunk of semen and was slightly torn. I really want to get a response.

>>12447811
are you a nigger?

>>12449681
Girl in a box. Had mine for over a year hasn't busted. Roa is great but tears easily and is inferior to girl in a box. The 17 holes look loose, boring, and have issues with the inner layer separating.

My first onahole is over 2 years old now and has been sitting around unused for a long time.
I thought "what the hell" and gave it a go and it still worked.

>>12447811
was she black?

>>12447811
>>12448910
Was she black?

Also, sorry to say this, good luck getting mail again

>>12449726
Are you me?

I WANT A ONAHOLE SO BAD

>>12449737
Buy one you lazy bum

>>12449737
Me too, but I think my penis will be way too big for all of these. Its 15cm by 14cm (circumference) so I'd need a very wide hole, and it doesnt look like /jp/ is into busted up milf holes for me to get a good recomendation since I dont want to waste my money on shit.

>>12449748
17.75 here and I fit into all the loli holes easily. Try the moe hole trinity if you're really that worried.

>>12449748
fat cock, dude.

>>12449748
>15
l-lol

you'll be fine mate

>>12449768
Its not the length I'm worried about. I dont want some hole that will be vice gripping my dick.

>>12449780
They're stretchy

>>12449780
My dick is thicker than yours and I'm fine. It's fucking rubber, bro.

I want an onahole so bad

>>12449784
a stretchy vice grip

>>12449790
Do you own any ona holes that looser? What do you recommend, or are you another lolilover?

>>12449797
You'll be fine man just use plenty of lube. They accommodate girths of all sizes.

>>12449797
I own a Lilith Uterus, REAL, Fairy Ona, Monster 8 and a Roa and they all work perfectly for me. If you're still worried, just get a Tomax hole.

>>12449748
I'm about 16cm and they all fit well, loli holes get a plus because if they're small enough you get to kiss the uterus.

>>12449801
NO YOU CLOWN I AM LOOKING FOR
>busted up milf holes
<busted up milf holes
>busted up milf holes
<busted up milf holes

RECOMMEND ME SOME OF THOSE I DO NOT WANT LOLI SHIT I DO NOT WANT LOLI SHIT

so like I said,
>and it doesnt look like /jp/ is into busted up milf holes for me to get a good recomendation

this is exactly what I was telling that first guy, holy shit you're retarded, but its expected of a tripfag I suppose.

>>12449810
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/brands/TOMAX.html

>>12449810
>busted up milf holes

>>12449810
I already suggested such a hole you illiterate fuck face. >>12449759

I could suggest more but your attitude is disgusting so now I won't which is a shame since the wide majority of my holes are those ones and nee-chan ones as opposed to loli ones.

Also it must be your first time in one of these threads since you don't know my trip so it is you who is the retarded one.

Pls go and stay go.

>>12449817
>pedofile judging others for their tastes

ach /jp/edo

>>12449812
how soft is supersoft real venus

>>12449853
Extremely. Its like fucking a cloud and is great for edging. I feel the normal soft one would be better though in terms of stimulation

>>12449858
>and is great for edging.
I dont think I've ever masturbated for less than 20 minutes or without edging, its not the orgasm but everything between the start to finish that makes it good.

Last questions before buying one, what is the difference between the real and the clone? They look exactly the same to me. Also can I get discreet shipping? I will just stick inside an auto drying cloth tube when I get it.

>>12449874
shipping is automatically discreet and from what I understand the difference is the amount of stimulation. I only have the real so I can only comment about that.

Any other things recommended as accessories before I finalize this?

>>12449902
Warmer and a bag I guess if they carry them. If not you can keep it in its box. The venus feels fucking amazing while warm but you can always just heat up the lube.

>>12449913
>but you can always just heat up the lube.
do i put in the microwave or under hot water?

the lube is edible too right?

>>12449926
Hot water

gross

>>12449874
Real has an S curve pattern while Clone has a U curve. Real texture is organic while Clone is covered in nubs. The two have different styled G spots.

Out of the Virgin Age -Admission-. Kupa Roa Hard, and OMP Lolinco, which one is the hardest and most extreme in stimulation?

>>12450214
Or is there another onahole within that pricerange which boasts an even greater level of stimulation that I didn't list?

>>12450214
In terms of tightness (or "hardest"):
Admission > Lolinco > Roa

Though I'll advise you to use it with care as they're easy to rip and tear over the time.

>>12449902
Bag. Pretty handy for storing and their quite cheap as well (small/medium sized)

USB warmer is also nice though only if you have spare dosh and you're into gimmicky stuff.

>>12449902
My Venus Clone in very soft arrived today and it is fantastic. I went with the Clone because I already have the Real in soft. Both are great, but if you haven't pulled the trigger yet my personal preference is the Clone texture.

Will the packaging/artwork of Admission pass strayan customs?

What is best best keyword to use for declaring?
Will 'figure' and/or 'cushion' suffice?

>>12450285
Pretty sure it will pass if they actually examined it.

I mean, I had a loli-like one that was full naked with tits and pussy covered by her arms.

>>12450310
Shouldn't matter that much.

>>12450247
Alright, just ordered admission through queencat and the mouth of truth through amazon prime. hope they're more stimulating than my first disappointing rina

>>12449858
What's edging?

>>12449810
Is this dude literally autistic?

I just ordered Girl in the Box and overpayed heavily - I am actually way to scared that customs would see my childfucker themed piece of plastic so I went with a local shop in my country.

It costed about $80 with shipping (omochadreams) - have to look for a USB warmer myself though since they weren't selling those. I guess aliexpress or various other chinese sites should have those for $5 including shipping costs.

Well wish me luck the package should be here by saturday.

>>12449683
Are you a fetishist? Why do you want somwthing so odd or bizarre?

>>12449825
Is this dude literally autistic too?

>>12450466
>Scared of customs
>Bought it in your country
Are you stupid? That means it's legal and you wouldn't get in trouble unless I'm misskng something.

Also they dont ship on weekends

Why are these rulebreaking threads always allowed to thrive?

>Don't fap until holes arrive
>They don't arrive before weekend
>Have to wait through weekend

I don't want this to happen

09/03/2014 05:27 Dispatch from outward office of exchange

I used EMS. I'm in North America. How likely is it I'll receive my package before the weekend? The world would honestly he a better place if they shipped on weekends

>>12450491
I actually meant being scared of the actual guy that opens my package and gives me strange looks and not scared because of law prosecution. It's also such a hassle to run after your package and this being my first onaho I decided not think about the price that much because not waiting 2 weeks for it makes it pretty convenient.
It should arrive at Saturday though if they ship it today or tomorrow - DHL works at saturdays here

>>12450501
Extremely unlikely. Don't get your hopes up.

>>12450512
>guy that opens my package
Umm do you have something you'd like to share with the class? I haven't heard about the public package opening thing.

so what are you guys waiting for?
I have a 17evo, a lolinco and one of those cheap bake monogatari holes because I had the extra weight and their wasn't much else I wanted
Really excited for the lolinco although I feel like I'll enjoy the evo more

>>12450524
>so what are you guys waiting for?
In chicago, in customs.
http://alice-stage.com/shop/products/detail.php?product_id=27
Get tomorrow probably.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KE998XW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Maybe friday?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00GXMBX7S/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s03?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>>12450466
1) Its legal when you buy locally
2) If you're that paranoid, it wouldn't hurt to ask the seller to remove the packaging which has lewd illustrations on it.

Use your goddam brain anon.

My second You're My Idol died ;_;

It didn't last nearly as long as the first one, and I am extremely disappointed. I definitely want another, but I'd hate to pay shipping just to buy a single onahole.

Doesn't seem worth it to me.

>>12450551
This suggestion might blow your mind, but how about this time, you buy more than one?

>>12450556
I'm fucking stingy, and dislike the idea of buying copies.

>>12450520
I don't know about other countries but they keep your package - inform you to come to the next customs office and open the package infront of you to check the contents and and calculate the customs fee and the import tax.

>>12450578
U.S. I'm fairly certain they're not supposed to do that round here.

Anyone have experience with any of the breast toys? I'm a huge fan of paizuri, but I'm concerned that they may be an unsatisfying novelty.

>>12450590
I have the angel boobs 3. Paizuri is impractical, but possible. What I did with them is tie em on to a couple of pillows to make a doll of sorts. Nothing quite playing with the tits while fucking away.

>>12449547
I just bought one bottle of these. Actually I bought two because it wasn't expensive, but I didn't realize just how much lube is in there.

It comes powdered and you just add some of the powder to an amount of water and it turns into a *really* good lube. Thing is, the amount of powder needed is very small. 1 bottle makes 32 Litres of lube... lol. So I guess I'm set for life as far as lubes go. Not bad for $22.

Best thing about it though is that you can mix it to any consistency you want. Spit, regular water lubes, mucus, jizz (kinda creepy how closely it can mimic jizz) snot, even a slime (If you've ever seen Japanese slime porn, you've seen this stuff mixed to a thicker viscosity).

I'd recommend this. Or baconlube.

>>12449810
see
>>12449418

>>12450512
Okay, fair enough. Where do you live? A place where every import is mandatory customs fee, so you buy locally to avoid that. I'm guessing Germany or UK?

>>12450524
>>12450533
>Lolinco
>17 Bordeaux
>Hard Lilith Spiral Wave

Should be here around Tuesday.

Buyfag threads are nice because it's the same crowd of people but it's kind of lonely here. It's like the same five people talking amongst themselves.

>>12450466
You can get the girl in a box for $35 in-country... the fuck are you doing? That's jlist tier gouging.

>>12450562
>Copies
You.. you really aren't the brightest tool in the shed.

He's telling you to experiment with other holes, which is part of the hobby. Don't be a monoholing, one dimensional neanderthal. Also, if you were stingy and smart, you'd know that the holes are definitely going to break at some point and you will definitely want another, so buying more than one in one order is actually going to save you money.

>>12450642
>You.. you really aren't the brightest tool in the shed.
>He's telling you to experiment with other holes

And you're about as illiterate as he is, if you both read that.

>I definitely want another, but I'd hate to pay shipping just to buy a single onahole.

Could it be that I've bought multiple holes at the same time before!? Is this what a non-retard can infer from that string of words??

You'll likely never know, as you'd have to read an entire book of "hooked on phonics" to interpret this message.

Would an onahole be worth it? I come pretty quickly

>>12450551
You're my idol is flimsy at the end (might be half on purpose so that it doesn't last too long). I liked it too..

>>12450633
>Hard Lilith Spiral Wave
Even just the idea of this hurts my penis.

>>12450661
Yeah sure, when I first bought them I didn't last minutes. Getting into soft ones & edging actually taught me to control my sessions.

>>12450651
You're calling me illiterate while all you're messages are about encrypted as hieroglyphics. You said you don't want to pay shipping for a single onahole. You realize that means you just want to buy one onahole at a time? If you meant more than one, then you should have said "on a single type of onahole" and even that would be vague.

>>12450661
I don't know what it is with people and "I masturbate for 40 minutes because it feels good". I like masturbating for 15 minutes then coming. I'm pretty sure that a scientifically proven study showed that the most pleasurable length for sex is 11 minutes.

Even if you come faster than 15 minutes, it would still be worth it. Even if it's just five minutes.

>>12450683
>you're
>You said you don't want to pay shipping for a single onahole.

By George, you really are illiterate.

Just stop, sonny. Come back when your grasp of the English language is stronger.

>>12450672
>might be half on purpose

It's funny. My second idol hole died because a perfectly circular segment at the end just, like, popped out one day. It's far too precise to be anything but deliberate.

>>12450677
I'm guessing edging is when you're about to come then you stop? I feel like actually being really rough on your dick is what makes your sessions longer, despite the insensitivity repercussions.

>>12450672
>Even just the idea of this hurts my penis.
I have no idea if everybody in these threads have marshmallow dicks, or if I just have the toughest, most insensitive dick in the world. I'd actually like to hear Sergio's input on this because he's black and black people have the toughest skin.

I was never a deathgrip masturbator either. For the past 5+ years, I've only masturbated with a pillow. Before actually masturbating, while reading doujins and stuff, I'd be pretty hard on my dick like pulling down on it or bending it around but would that really account for my insensitivity?

/blog

>>12450712
>marshmallow dicks
LOL
My thinking is the softer holes are less stimulating than hard, less stimulation means you last longer, which in turn means more better orgasm. Additionally less stimulation means less stress on you dick, which means you can masturbate more times without getting sore.

>>12450651
Actually, that phrase implicitly states that your intent is to buy only a single onahole, but are put off by the shipping expenses. Basically, if your original intention was to purchase multiple toys at once regardless, you wouldn't be complaining about the shipping fees for one alone.

>>12450762
I stopped bothering because he really is fucking stupid and just wants to complain about the grammar of someone without sleep.

>>12450762
>Actually, that phrase implicitly states that your intent is to buy only a single onahole, but are put off by the shipping expenses.

Incorrect, as usual. It states my desire to have one, not necessarily an implicit intent to purchase one, which actually is directly implied by the "I'd hate to pay shipping just to buy a single onahole. Doesn't seem worth it to me."

If you weren't ESL, you'd have instantly recognized that.

>>12450764
Hanging around for the peanut gallery to cheerlead your absolute incorrectness won't make you any less incorrect.

>>12450778
Did some faggot with awkward phrasing and stilted syntax seriously just accuse someone else of being an ESL?

topkek/10

>>12450778
Everybody can agree by consensus that your original post:

>I definitely want another, but I'd hate to pay shipping just to buy a single onahole

clearly state that you have been, and only want to buy one single onahole at a time. That's three people total now that have seen it that way and your skewed fucking retard spoiled brat mindset doesn't want to accept that.

>I'd hate to pay shipping just to buy a single onahole
>single
>entire order and shipment for a single

In that same sentence, you were also complaining about not wanting to pay a needlessly high shipping price because you want to buy just one hole, so you were debating it. That only solidifies the fact that your sentence stated you only wanted to buy one onahole at a time.

After anon said

>but how about this time, you buy more than one

You replied with

>I'm fucking stingy, and dislike the idea of buying copies

Which, again, also solidifies the fact that you only want to buy one at a time. Fucking retard.

>delivery estimated for today
>tracking status hasn't updated in 2 days
>last checkpoint was on opposite side of the country

really hate USPS.

>>12450804
That nice wall of stupidity is great and all, but its entire premise hinges upon your mistaken belief that I stated, in any way, shape, or form, that I intended to purchase one.

I don't know what retarded world you live in, but "I'd hate to pay shipping just to buy a single onahole" does not in any way imply that I am definitely going to do so. Saying you would hate something hypothetical does not naturally lead people to infer you are 100% going to go ahead and then do that thing.

That's why you are illiterate, and worse, incorrect.

>so you were debating it

You're more illiterate than I thought. I was debating that other persons erroneous assumptions. The same one you are making, in fact.

It must be tough living in this world without the ability to read properly, right? I'm sorry.

>>12450806
>>tracking status hasn't updated in 2 days
You still have it pretty good. I once had a package remain stuck at "dispatch from outward office of exchange" for over two weeks before I emailed JSS and asked them to look into it.

It arrived at my door the next morning.

>>12450813
Okay, I'm done. You're actually fucking retarded. Hooly Christ. You missed the entire point of my post. It has nothing to do with what you actually did or not, it's about what you said and what it meant, which is why we responded like that.

>It must be tough living in this world without the ability to read properly, right? I'm sorry.
Haha, I feel more sorry about your inability to write, frankly.

>>12450821
I didn't miss a single thing of your post.

You tried to argue based on faulty premises. I corrected them, therefore defeating your argument instantly. It wasn't much.

Then again, what would I expect out of a person who must rely on an interpreter to read the same language he professes to understand?

How about you two just drop already? This thread is for the mature discussion of masturbating with conveniently shaped hunks of silicone. Not childish bickering.

Now, serious question here - Why the hell would anyone buy a clear onahole? Do you really want to see your weird tool getting all smushed up, slick and yellow inside one of those things? If man were meant to see that, women would be born with translucent torsos.

>>12450829
sorry m8 but by consensus you are either terrible at conveying meaning through text or are simply a puerile retard

i'm leaning towards the former, but you're definitely starting to behave like the latter

Yesterday was a sad day. My dearly beloved 1st toy Kupa Roa was finally laid to rest. I sacrificed 2 other toys because I hate them. The first was a notorious dick strangler, the other was loose and not very stimulating.

>>12450849
I'm sure that was great for the ozone. Thanks for killing us all yet again, anon.

When getting rid of mine, I dice them up into tiny pieces and then distribute the remains to several different garbage bins.

>>12450843
Explain the popularity of xray shots in pornographic media then.

>>12450849
enjoy your lung cancer

>>12450856
I have never seen nor heard of this foolishness.

>>12450847
A consensus of morons holds little weight, I'm sure.

>>12450854
Pretty sure that's exactly what I'm going to do because although my dad respects my privacy a lot more than he used to, he's still a fucking retard who looks through the recycling and a bit of the trash to see if he wants to keep what we threw out was "appropriate" to be thrown out. I already do that with various other things.

>>12450871
Forgot to mention that I live in a suburb and I tend to drive around and put this stuff other peoples' trash cans. Only a little goes into my own.

>>12449902
shit lube

>>12450875
Yep. I do that with certain things too. Things that I wouldn't want my family to see due to religion. Being 19 is suffering. When it comes to things that are less important, I just dice them up and throw them in the trash. When I used to masturbate without an onahole, after finishing I would soak the used tissue in water, squeeze them into a ball and throw them deep inside the trash because he notices the tissues when I don't do that. Either that or I used my old tank tops in my room to clean up.

>>12450881
You can just flush them down the toilet, buddy.

>>12450891
>... and coming up, an entire town loses water pressure due to - get this - a dam male sex toys in the sewage system! More at eight.

>>12450913
I'm pretty sure he was referring to the tissues

>>12450929
Pretty sure I was referring to your mother.

>>12450891
I only use tissues when I'm in the basement. It's counterproductive to bring them up to the toilet, sneaking them past my dad to get there, let alone the fact that it's a lot less work to do what I normally do.

>>12450712
I'm actually pretty sensitive and edging is somewhat annoying for me to do because of it.

>>12450849
You'll be developing cancer in the next few years enjoy!

>>12450998
>I'm actually pretty sensitive
That's pretty irritating to hear. I guess whatever the fuck I was doing before onaholes was enough to make me crocodile dick now.

>>12450998
>You'll be developing cancer
>Implying

>>12450806
>mail came
>package didn't

>Squishy Sisters back in stock at NLS
It's time

>>12451259
Oh wait nevermind, I just bought the last one

heh

how long before this happens?

>>12451266
Fuck!!! my onahole has started getting a bit of that black stuff in the deepest part, is it poisonous?

>>12451270
She's pregnant, congratulations!

>>12451270
It's mold, dork. Just use some cleaning agent that is not too powerful. Anything with Chlorine will do.

>>12451273
That's strange. None of my holes ever got pregnant.

>>12451278
If I fuck the mold, does it count as intercourse with a living creature?

Is it selfcest? Is it child abuse?

These types of questions need answers

>>12451273

>>12451219
This is why USPS is failing so hard in the delivery world. They are absolutely terrible. They are slow, uncoordinated, they destroy packages all the time, things get lost so frequently that they had to lower the amount that they would insure items for, and their tracking only works about 40% of the time. Not to mention those mailmen who just don't feel like delivering packages so they leave a note in your door saying you weren't home when you were right by the door the whole time.

UPS every time if you can get it. They never fuck up, give full insurance, and the deliverymen don't get to go home until every package on their truck has been shipped. They've delivered to me as late as 10pm to make sure they get their shipment dates.

>>12451292
DHL is the best

>>12451280
The mold is mature. They have very shore life cycles. The sperm is your unborn children. But they can't survive long outside your body. The mold eats your sperm for food. So basically you're fucking millions upon millions of molds feasting on the rotting corpses of 300 million of your unborn children. I'd class it as self defense personally.

where are you guys getting your bags from

>>12451296
DHL is redneck shit. I never trust anything yellow.

>>12451307
Storage boxes?, they are sold by almost every onaho store

>>12446680
Is there any European shops that sells onaholes?

>>12451328
try homocha jews

>>12451292
It's just the service in your area that's shit. I've sent and received hundreds of packages through the USPS with very few issues.

>>12451320
>>12451307

Meant to say *bags

>>12451266
This is why I like Magic Eyes. If you look on their products, you'll see "Ag+" on them. They infuse the silicone with silver (Ag) ions which negate microbial growth.

>>12451356
I couldnt find any on the queencat store, and am just going to place my order now. didnt want to order in the middle of the night or while I was horny, so it wouldnt be something done at a wrong state of mind.
the pastebin looks pretty easy to understand, at least in the care department.
If I cant find a bag in that store I'll just one of those car drying blankets that come in a tube, and use that tube for storage.

>>12451348
>it's just the service in your area that's shit.

This is living with one's head in the sand. They are so shit that it was almost a federal crisis. You don't remember when they were about to stop delivering mail on weekends to save money? It was all over the news. They only very recently started trying to get their shit together.

You lose ~$8b and then you decide "maybe it's time to stop being so shit"? USPS was and still is lazy. Even this year (when they are doing less shit than previous shit years) they still lost $2b in a matter of 3 months. UPS is dominating the delivery service world. You know why? They actually care about being the best.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/11/post-office-losses-usps-losing-money_n_5669173.html

>>12451292
>UPS
>never fuck up

Jesus, do you work for them or something? Every time my packages have been stolen, it's been UPS - both because their mouthbreathing employees actively steal them and because they're so incompetent they leave them sitting out in the middle of my yard. And that's if they don't lie about me not being home during time of delivery so I have to drive my ass out to the middle of nowhere to pick it up.

>>12451376
Yes, Jesus works for UPS.

How does one go about drying an onahole? Just picked up one of mine and stuck my finger inside and it's wet as fuck. No unusual odors though which is a good sign.

>>12451401
I just shove a microfiber cloth in there and do a bit of pulling and squeezing.

>>12451401
I use mine often enough it makes no difference.

>>12450806
>>12451219
>annoyed that package didn't come
>figure I'll just fap with my shitty way-too-tight other onahole
>drop pants
>realize I need some paper towels
>go downstairs with onahole in hand, only in boxers
>grab paper towel (for absorbing nut moisture)
>at the exact moment I pass in front of the door
>DING DONG!!!!
>scream and nearly drop poor lolinco
>freeze and listen
>hear some rustling and stuff
>stay frozen
>hear truck start up and drive away
>finissh sweating bullets and look outside
>Cocoro has arrived!

Welp, I'm off to give it a bath. and proper disinfecting.

>>12451424
more pictures please

>>12451401
This is how I dry onaholes which can't be turned inside out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwF90tMWvw
http://boards.onahole.eu/a/res/198.html

>>12451424
>disinfecting
literally who

>>12451429
1/2
Comparison with the lolinco

The thing is a lot bigger and heavier than I thought it would be. It comes out looking smaller in pics, and the lolinco, bigger.

I ordered an onahole and now I'm thinking of where the hell I can hide this thing when im not using it or how to plan out my daily uses, anyone else here live with a roommate?

>>12451474
>>12451429
2/2

>>12451467
You can't trust anyone in the East. Just a little warm water and hydrogen peroxide for about 1 minute, then flush it out. Call it overcaution if you want, but at the end of the day my dick will not fall off due to a localized bubonic plague

>>12451474
dat ass

>>12451479
I live with my mother, grandmother and uncle. I use my toys when they go to sleep, and I hide them in cardboard boxes. My family respects me enough not to dig through them.

>We've received your order and will begin processing it right away. For your records, an email confirmation has been sent to email@email.com It contains details of the items you purchased and also a tracking number (if applicable).

I did it, I bought an ona hole. I used priority mail, what does that mean exactly? It was only six more dollars so what the heck right?

>>12451498
It generally means you get the package the next day or the day after.

>>12451508
thanks! sounds good. I should just not masturbate until it gets here then, it will make the first fap all the more special. On top of it there is a really good hannah hook mom/shota doujin that just came out, its gonna be a really good weekend.

>>12451498
>I used priority mail, what does that mean exactly
It means that a parade will walk in front of your house and your onahole will be delivered in the middle of a fanfare of trumpets and applause.

>>12446770
I'll be waiting for your squishy sisters review. This may be the first hip I buy.

>>12451514
Come back and tell me how it feels when you end up blowing your load in less than a minute after all that preparation.

>>12451528
I would just keep fucking it with my cum as more lube.

>>12451508
shit I just realized, they dont ship on weekends do they? I'll probably end up getting it on monday, fuck.

>>12451523

New thread

>>12451593
Bit premature, I think.

>>12451590
They ship on Saturdays.

>Status: On vehicle for delivery
Hurry uuuuup! This is the worst part of the waiting process. You know the package is coming soon, but it's never soon enough.

>>12451803
This is easily the most stressful part of the buying process. At this stage, I'm usually too worried to even go to the bathroom, for fear of missing the delivery when it arrives.

>>12450533
This came. I did to. Very good. It's firmer than the GITB but a bit looser. Overall it's just about the right level of tightness. Stimulation is good, but gentle. Like a tight hug for your dick. Pick is the Exe-whatever next to a GITB. I feel much better. I was somewhat nauseous with worry. My alice hip is in customs, the other hasn't been shipped but allegedly will arrive tomorrow.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00KE998XW/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

>>12451803
>>12451883
At least you know it's coming when you get that.

My DHL status has been stuck at "Customs status updated" for the last 2 days.

>>12451482
Guess I'll do a quick review of the cocolo since it seems like the etiquette around here.

6.5" length, 6" girth.
Using something that large and supple is a pretty damn cool experience. Easily my favorite though now I just wish I had something larger... like that 20lbs pipe dream thing. Need both hands to use and the weight of it really adds to the sensation. The "loli" aspect is unfortunate and kinda creeped me out a couple times, but it can be outright ignored or turned around to good effect. Also it is quite loose in both entries, the rear far more than the front. Not a bad thing, as it turns out. Feels damn similar to any girl I've had sex with.

The only bad thing I can say about it is that the entries are joined. Unless you have some kind of butt plug to use, lubricant comes dripping out of the opposite end which can make things annoyingly messy. Again though, really great overall. Don't even need to bother with porn when using it.

>smell hole before using
>smells sour
>stick finger in
>surprised it's still a bit moist
hydrogen peroxide in that shit and washed it out for like 15 minutes. is my dick safe now?

>>12452181
yes

>>12450849
I bet that shit reeked. I just dumped mine in a public bin inside it's original box. Some tramp prolly had a night to remember with that.

>>12451266
Jeeeesus. Don't you even clean it after you jerk off?

>>12451424
How is she? I'm getting tempted by her, or Puni hole.

>>12452348
See >>>>12452075

>>12449697

Cause, you know, plastic holes just close up on themselves.

>>12451479
Put it on the coffee table. Claim your territory

anyone here have experience with the Tong Ggo? how soft is it compared to the various TOMAX firmness?

Reminder to always store your onaholes in toy bags. http://boards.onahole.eu/b/res/281.html

>>12452598
Always just use ziplock bags with a paper towel inside to absorb moisture.

>>12452598
I store them inside a safe, so no problems here

At last... She is... Complete...

>>12452724
Your gf is cute.

>>12452732
She is incredibly talented.

>>12452724
>not hands
>complete

>>12452724
Time to break out the good old soldering iron.

>>12452750
Well I have hands, anon. All other bases are now covered.

Is a USB warmer worth it? And any way getting the warmer somewhere with cheap shipping?

>>12452822
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GNIB3JA

>>12452772
The color on those feet looks pretty.

So I think my Alice made it past customs. They better have been nice to her.
>Departure from inward office of exchange
So I figure a day or 2 of transit and 1 for deliver. Most likely will not make it by weekend. But assuming delivery people work on saturday I should get it monday or tuesday.

If amazon is to be trusted I should have another small treat tomorrow. They haven't shipped it yet. But surely they know what they're doing.

>>12452831
I actually gave in and started picking out others things at nls just for the sake of buying.
I will buy that newer version of warmer there and couple other things.
I just have to pick a lube though - I was thinking about taking one of those scented ones.

Thank you fod the link though

fuck, why did I ever think ordering an onahole was a good idea, I'm getting questioned for another package coming in right now and it was just an USB adapter, a big package will never go unnoticed.
my parents are super religious and if they find a toy pussy they're going to kick me out and I'll lose my free meals and housing....
Last time I bought just a figure and it was bad enough that my own mom bullied me for it, this will kill me.
I'll have to buy a safe before the ona hole gets here, thanks for the idea anon. I can leave the safe open in my room and I think I'll be fine if I just open the box while they're away, but they will always wonder...

>>12452871
Just get lube locally, like at a convenience store.

>>12452873
try not to get lynched

>>12452873
Buy gun. Put gun in safe.

>>12452873
You'll have to get creative with your hiding spot. Maybe it's possible for you to create one that blends into furniture or something?

>>12452972
What you do is, you get a drawer. With me so far? Okay, give the drawer a false bottom. Still good? Okay, now you need to rig the drawer up so that it bursts unto flame if you try to open it from the top without poking up through the bottom first so anyone snooping destroys the evidence.

Or you can just hide it in your box spring. Most have webbing you can cut into to hide stuff in without ruining the piece. Shouldn't even be able to see it unless you're under the bed.

>>12452842
They did a great job. Theses are actually casts made of some young Chinese model. You can't see it in the pic but even her footprints are on those things. Very detailed.

So thinking a out ordering a Real

as far as hips go if i'd be willing the spend 150-200, would there be a better reconmendation?

What temperature would you guys recommend for onahole repairs by soldering? I usually use ~320 C for electronic components, but that seems way too hot for rubber vaginas.

>>12453002
Why not just seal with a rubber epoxy... or more silicone?

>>12453007
It's just a little tear though. I don't think I need to buy silicone for such a small rip.

Okay, I just got some Toys Heart stuff in their Baby Skin and Safe Skin. How do those hardnesses compare to Tomax's Soft Normal and Hard materials? Personally I found the Safe Skin to be a little too stiff for the texture in the hole I got.

>>12452980
Is that you Light?

>>12452873
Get one of those storage bin things and a bunch of empty shoe boxes. place holes in shoe box and place box in bin. Put loose paper ontop of bin so it looks like papers are stored in the bin. Keep is clasped at all times and store other things on top of it.

>>12452997
I have a REAL, and although I cannot use it in as many positions as the Puni, I believe it to be the better of the two for my personal case. I am an ass fetishist through and through, and the REAL satisfies that in all the right ways. It's very squishy, it feels great to slap and even to fuck. I like being able to lie it down flat on a table and just pound away from the edge.

>>12451376
Are you outside of the US, by chance? I always hear great things about UPS from US posters, but international posters seem to dislike them a lot.

>>12453050
oh thanks for responding
you mentioned it not having many positions, does it work well if you are on top of it laying down?

also which hole is better on the real?

>>12451435
l-lewd

>>12451479
You could get a small safe for 'valuables'.

>>12453089
I'd say anal but maybe that's just psychological for me.

I've only ever had it flat on a table while I stood at the edge, you might be able to do it on a bed though.

>>12453092
Im gonna see if I can get some plastic container with a hole for a combination lock on it, no need to bust my wallet for a huge safe.

My thought right now is to buy two shammy towels that come in those tubes. cut one up to make those finger cleaners, and then hopefully the tube will be big enough for me to stuff the ona hole in there, maybe? Is that a good place to store it? I could use the other as a decoy. Or maybe doing that boxspring deal along with it.

I went to onahole chan linked here and I didnt see them go into specifics. I need to store it in a dry place, but will something like a ziplock bag do and wont make it grow mold or stay humid?

Thinking of buying my first sex toy.

Hips are better than just holes right? Is the Meiki Extreme Pleasure Hip worth the cost over a Puni DX?

>>12453118
Get something thats breathable. You don't want the moisture to fester around in the bag.

>>12453169
But I also dont want bugs to get in there, like it happened to that one guy.

>>12453173
The mesh isn't large enough for bugs to get in. I have no clue how the fuck that happened though besides that it might have crawled in during drying. I store my holes immediately after use and cleaning.

>>12453177
>The mesh isn't large enough for bugs to get in.
the mesh of what?
sorry I just havent seen any bags be mentioned.

>>12453186
of the bag.

http://en-nls.com/pict1-5069?c2=9999

>>12453188
okay I know where to get bags like this. I know what you mean now, its like a very micro version of those laundry bags.

is my idea of a shammy to clean out the hole any good? I think it would work much better than https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDwF90tMWvw microfiber isnt as absorbent.

>>12453198
You have to get a thin one. I have a shammy I bought for the specific purpose of cleaning mine out and its to thick to use.

>>12453145
First time buying I don't think it's worth it. Better to get a handful of cheaper toys by different brands so you have a better shot of getting the RIGHT toy, and also some variety. Haven't tried either hip though.

>>12451266
Mine got a few black spots once. I soaked it in 1 part alcohol 1 part bleach for 5 days. It's been months and no more signs of growth.

>checkout asks for phone number

Fuck if I'm going to give these guys my number, should I just put a fake in?

>>12453262
how is that supposed to benefit you?

>>12453323
How would giving them my number benefit me?

I don't want to get advertisement calls and texts, that shit is annoying.

>>12453262
>>12453331
Giving them your number could help when the courier needs to contact you for whatever reason, usually because you fucked up when typing the shipping address.

Happened to me a few times at my job.

>>12450360
Oh damnit I just found out I could have bought the virgin age through amazon for $10 cheaper
http://www.amazon.com/Virgin-Age-entrance-Adult-Import/dp/B00GWFAEYE/

This is odd, it says that "origin post is preparing shipment" yet the location is in the U.S. (ISC Los Angeles)

I'm a bit confused, I'm assuming it made it to the U.S., but wouldn't the origin be Japan?
Or is the origin now the sorting center?
Sorry this is my first order and it's just confusing me a bit

>>12453691
USPS is fucking wonked to shit. On an order than came to me yesterday, one part of the shipment track said that it had reached Garden City 4 days before I made the order. I also have an account with them but their system tells me that I don't. They're a mess.

Hmmm, so got the laboratory girl today and had more fun with them then I do with the non-loli holes.

So now contemplating on getting both of these as they both look fun to use: http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1039.html

Read somewhere that these were good, if not then I'll just go buy the AKD 4*, ubu virgin or outright buy the cocolo and call it a year.

>buy three onaholes with explicit loli pictures on the covers
>get an usb warmer, a daki and one bottle of pepe
>package is stuck at clearance, dhl won't tell me what's going on
>finally get a call two days later, they ask for some confirmation about my personal info
>ask what the fuck was going on
>"oh nothing it's just... inside your uhm items, there was this bottle of uhm lotion and we had to check what it was because of sanitary reasons"
>ask if they opened it
>"yeah but we didn't touch uhm anything"
>mfw of all the things I had it was the fucking pepe lube that created problems

>>12450360
>hope they're more stimulating than my first disappointing rina
waddafuck, kupa rina is awesome

>>12449913
>Warmer
Fuck you.

>>12450691
>My second idol hole died because a perfectly circular segment at the end just, like, popped out one day. It's far too precise to be anything but deliberate.

I'm sorry, but that's what air bubbles do. Next time don't buy from a shit company that sells made in china holes.
Just because you liked it doesn't make it a good quality product, feeling good is not even half of what makes a good onahole good. It's required, that's certain, but it is not everything, far from it.

>>12446770
Did you really buy ten bottles of the worst lube? I couldn't find your pre-name posts in the archive, so if you can give pointers I'd be glad.

>>12453002
It is way too hot dude. 250C tops, generally you'll want to be at around 180-220 depending on what tear/damage you're working on and how fast you wanna go.

>>12453917
Guess what idiot, sending liquids internationally is actually a big deal.
It's a big deal enough to read here and there that it's illegal or some shit.
Also lol'd at the DHL dude being more embarassed than you. At least it wasn't negrita the postman in your case.

>>12453145
>Hips are better than just holes right?

No they're not. They're a bigger hurdle to use, clean and maintain, while they don't feel much better than holes. They do give you a more complete experience, but at a ludicrously higher cost.

It's not worth it unless you have a huge fetish for that. Though, anything under 20K JPY and 5kg doesn't really classify as a hip.

Avoid the meiki cheapish hip (yes, there is such a thing as cheap hip, and when it comes to NPG you want to avoid anything that is cheapish because it'll self destroy within the first month). I guess puni DX is fine, but you should really just stick to a venus clone in soft, first learn to walk before trying to fly.

>>12453943
Whatever you say dude.

>>12453917
I always wondered if the post looks at package contents. Now I know they do. Super.

>>12453917
Fuck, I'm in the same situation. Status is stuck at 'Clearance event' and 'Customs status updated' since Tuesday and have lube in my order. Goddammit.

I always figured shit like this could happen, so I always buy batches of lube separately from my onahole orders.

>>12452582
Bump for any relevant answer.

Pic unrelated, waifu with raifu

>>12454054
>>12453917
I'm relatively interested. Did you guys use DHL or EMS shipping for the orders?

>>12454194

>>12454054 here, it was DHL.

I only found out that some people were having issues with DHL after my order had already shipped. Otherwise, I think I would have opted for EMS instead.

>>12454207
Thats got to suck man. Normally I get my orders within ~36 hours of shipping. Something must have changed with how they process customs I assume.

>>12448164
not that guy, but i've gotten a box before filled with broken glass and with huge gaping holes in it delivered. they didnt rebox shit, they put it in a plastic bin and told me to leave the bin outside so they could pick it up tomorrow.

>>12454211
I'm assuming you're american.

I'm from mapleland and when I look at my tracking number entries, everything seems to go pretty well from Japan to Cincinnati, OH. The part where it gets stuck comes after the package gets to a canadian sorting facility, so this could be just a canadian thing.

>>12450843
I'm aroused by the sight of my dick.

>>12454194
Yeah, DHL. My order is done with clearance, hopefully they'll deliver it soon. I'm mildly worried about the fact that they could have touched my stuff despite saying they didn't, but I think they are a pretty serious courier so I have faith they didn't break/ruin anything.

>>12454228
Yeah I'm American. My packages go through the same hub on their way to NY.

>>12454236
Are you also Canadian?

>>12454244
Nope, I'm from Europe. Using DHL is the best way though, in my country the postal service is so awful that they often lose your packages or never deliver them.

What is the difference between soft/normal/hard holes besides being easier to clean?

Also, what lube would anon recommend from queencat?

>>12454344
it relates to the firmness of the material of the toy. if youve never used one were not going to be able to convey the difference.

some prefer harder toys, some softer. i prefer soft ones because i think they feel better, especially during/post orgasm. a toy thats too hard like fleshlight will make it painful to continue to wank in that state

I'm living in Germany and got a question.
Which stores stick the prize on the package so the customs can actually see it? Because I really don't want to open my package in front of the custom-humans.
What are your experiences with customs related to ordering Onaholes?

>>12454396
Are there no retailers inside of Germany?

>>12454344
For lube get this. It's made for use with onaholes and uses the japanese style ingredients. Other than that there's not much difference between lubes. If it's to thick just add water.
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lube-company-masturbator-lubricant-water-based-16-oz/

Softer is usually better. Don't get the tomax very soft unless you're sure you like softer toys. Never get hard unless you like dick abuse.

The Meiki Hera
$370 USD

Wonder if Japanese people will ever start making Asian models in anything they make ever?

>>12454405
That face is such a turn-off though

>>12454399
I am in to it but still. Should I just go for a regular and decide from there or start with a soft?

>>12454412
If it were me I'd get a soft or very soft (if tomax) and something a bit firmer like a girl in the box or lolinco. You know different sensations and shit.

>>12454410
Which is exactly why I said what I said.

Bumping again to ask about the Tong Ggo.
mostly want to know about its firmness.
Have great oral and vaginal sleeves and want an anal-like one.

supposedly it's the same material / internal structure as the Meiki Pure Hip and same material as the meiki sisters. Any info about the relative firmness of this material is appreciated

So I was looking at this and it gave me an idea, because something like this (a scented disinfectant) seems both practical and necessary.

Couldn't find the ingredients of the stuff, but tons of regular chemicals have disinfectant properties. The problem comes with mixing them with other chemicals.

Everything would have to be food or medical grade, but maybe a home made type of solution could be something like:

filtered water
hydrogen peroxide
a little isopropyl alcohol
an aromatic oil like lavender or some such

I know the oil won't mix with the other fluids readily but I think there's some way to bind them all together.

Why isnt my onahole shipped yet, the tracking number tells me its still in preshipping, it should already be here by now for $20 worth of shipping fees.

>>12454398
Not that I know.

>>12454467
Omochadreams

>>12454344
Soft onaholes slowly coax your cock to orgasm, whereas hard onaholes bully your dick for semen.

>>12454396
Any international retailers. They have to otherwise it won't get through customs.
So you either have to order something under customs minimal value or order within Europe

>>12454396
>>12454398
homocha jews are in munich

>>12454425
Are you implying that a porcine jap face wouldn't be?

>>12454362
Would you be able to compare Toys Heart's Baby Skin and Safe Skin to the varying levels of Tomax's skins? I just got the TH holes, I'm wondering where their hardnesses stack up to Tomax.

>>12454518
I feel like the softer ones feel more "meaty". Ive a thick cock and the hard holes actually hurt a little. Wouldn't recommend unless you know this is what you're looking for.

>>12454532
I would hope not, considering all the available reference.

>>12454429
may as well try it yourself and then review it.

>>12454622
That's pretty uncanny

>>12454429
korean holes have a pretty bad reputation around these parts

What non-"Tomax" holes have the same softness as their soft (I don't dare to even ask for very soft) material?

Anyone else got the http://en-nls.com/pict1-40473?c2=9999? How do you like it? It looks nice but feels kinda meh.

>>12454680
Hotpowers'

>>12454680
>>12454702

Yeah the softest hole ever is a hotpowers original

http://www.hotpowers.jp/goods/1-1062.html

>>12454716
how do you even clean that? do you just fuck the can? it looks liquid

>>12454719
thats the reason I didnt buy it actually, it looks impossible to clean.

>>12450516
>09/05/2014 05:10 Scheduled delivery date
>3: 01PM ga kita!
Believe me, I'm actually a lot more surprised than you. I always use EMS when I buy figures, and they only come during the week if they were shipped Monday.

Peace's is literally thrice the size I thought it would be. My God, that's a lot of lube.

>>12454716
Is there a video review of it anywhere? It looks cool.

>>12450360
trip report on mouth of truth.
okay right off the bat, I'm going to say it was a much better experience than Rina. I'd rate Rina a 6.5/10 whereas the mouth got 8/10.

To address the point everyone asks, the teeth did kind of sorta hurt initially. However the pain quickly turned into a certain kind of pleasure after a while so overall it's a plus to me. Stimulation wise, it was kind of double edged. The material used is a lot harder than the Rina, but at the same time it was also a lot more roomy inside. It just barely inches out ahead of Rina in that regard. Additionally, the modelled nose in the front does a lot for me as it pokes into my crotch or ballsack.

Cleaning and drying was ridiculously easy. Because of how roomy it is, you can easily get in and clean it out without having to invert it. The only added work would be to manually go and dab underneath its tongue but that's child's play.

A con I just found out though is that the hole's walls are too thick to shine a flashlight through. I liked to do that with the Rina so that I could easily inspect the innards to make sure I got it all clean, but you just can't do that with the mouth. Very minor con, though.

I bought a Venus Real in soft half a year ago and I've had a good time with it but I'm looking to pick up another hole to change things up.

Was thinking of getting something tighter and more stimulating for when I want to bully my dick, any recommendations?

Also as far as onahips go is the Puni or Cocolo more stimulating?

>>12453964
I was also buying lube for irls, only 5 were for me. I have other lubes as well. For reference I probably spent more than 10hours with my dick in onaholes yesterday.

This season of anime sucks too, what else am I gonna do.

>>12454693
Mine should be here today, tommorow or maybe monday if theyre gonna be super late.

Do you have any other holes I might be able to compare it to? I was planning on using that one last out of this batch, but if it is for you anon...

>>12455116
>tomorrow

Do EMS or DHL deliver on weekends or something?

>>12455145
DHL does

>>12451927
Congratulations, you're paying $45 for a shitty $20, bland ExE hole.

>>12454429
It's said to have super shit durability, breaks in no itme.

>>12455094
>For reference I probably spent more than 10hours with my dick in onaholes yesterday.
Wow.

>>12455116

I dont have any similiar holes. It might just be because of size & me not being sensitive (yet, Im working on it, recovering after a long case of deathgrip syndrome).

Just after the entrance there is this hard bump which kinda bends your dick upwards and there is not much stimulation.

Forgot to put back my Ona clean after cleaning my onaholes in the bathroom. Dad finds it and asks what it is.

>Some pedicure powder for my hands/feet

Thank god he cant read japanese and the packaging looks safe. He thinks Im gay now but atleast he doesnt know about my onaholes.

So I ordered from en-nls and my package is currently in retention. The zipcode of its location is FZ85

Now what does that mean? Did the customs open the package?

>>12455253
Curious, but how do you know it's in retention and the current's location's zip code?

>>12455273
due to the track & trace service

>>12455277
Ah, ok. Is this EMS? I've never had this happen to me, so can't help you there buddy.

If anybody is looking for a cheap onahole warmer check this out.
It's $1.36 with shipping
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/1Pc-Fleshlight-USB-Hole-Warmer-Applicable-heating-rod-For-All-Masturbation-Sex-Toys/1785920754.html

>>12455288
Nope I used e-packet since it has the cheapest shipping costs for me

>>12449683
Weren't you grossed out by the way it looked? Or was it someone else

>>12455299
I wouldn't trust that because of the same reason the USB Onahole Warmer 2.0 was made.

>>12455150
Apparently DHL does but I'm not sure if that is true in Canada because Canada is low effort when it comes to that kind of things, especially if you don't live on the east or west coast which I currently don't.

>>12455181
I assume you have the hole? I was gonna explain how the hole is to that other anon if he had anything that I do to compare it by as well as anything else note worthy about it.

If that is the hole, I'm looking forward to it. The only thing I liked about the Sarah was that bump. No worries about the deathgrip, I have that shit bad but I think it is getting better now.

>>12455537
Are you circumcised? Just wondering.

>>12455700
Nah, just a sex addict that wants to get his dick bullied by an extremely tight loli 24/7.

>>12455721
>sex addict
>not out there having sex with real lolis
don't get ahead of yourself

>>12455771
Show me how you do it, senpai

>>12454429
It's pretty soft, but mine exploded on the third use and it's the toy that made me give up on corean shit altogether.
Overpriced, very oily, flimsy, stinks.
It doesn't feel bad, but those drawbacks makes it obvious it's a shit choice. And it probably dries out stupidly quickly and turn into rock like every single corean shit toy.

>>12455805
i appreciate the feedback, do you know of any anal-structured toy that isnt shit?

>>12455771
>>12455790
These two niggas. Love these two niggas.

>>12455197
Good that's better than him finding about the holes. I would've done the same, although that was a terrible lie to come up with.

Crocodile cock here. I got my Lolinco and God damn, was it amazing.

I came in probably one or two minutes. That was a much, much more satisfying experience than Rina, which actually ruined my impression of onaholes. My hand was better than that thing. Lolinco was basically everything I expected in a hole. it was really small and tigyt all the way througg with really rigid insides that felt great. I love the feeling of the loli lips pressing against me and the size in terms of thickness although she was still a bit too small in length.

This might sound weird, but after I came, I left my dick in there for only about a minute and it came out completely dry although the inside was still lubricated.

I have yet to try 17 Bordeaux, but I'm slightly looking forward to it. What I'm really excited about is Lilith Spiral Wave Hard.

I don't know why I bother writing all this. I doubt people read it but hey, maybe it could help someone.

>>12456050
I read it. I'm interested in your impression of the Wave, but if you're who I think you are your opinion on the texture might not be so useful.

>>12456050
Remember to make full use of 17's vacuum.

I need a bit of help understanding this USPS garbage site. I ordered my hole on the early morning of the 4th around 9am, and it said it shipped about an hour and a half later. But my tracking number has has "Pre-Shipment Info Sent to USPS" at Status of item since then, with no updates. Is the site just bad at working? I really hope my hole shipped the 4th and takes 2 days to ship, since I paid for priority shipping and these maps on their own site say that I should get it within two days, which would mean my package should be here in the afternoon of the 6th like I planned, but maybe it just got held up for some reason.

>>12456095
It takes time. Just wait until tomorrow.

>>12456054
I'll post but yeah. As you said, might not be very helpful. My fingers are more sensitive than my dick.

>>12456066
How can I make any more or less use of an onahole?

>>12456111
17's only redeeming point is that it gives more pleasure when you use the big vacuum uterus.

>>12456115
I'm still asking myself why I bought it. I'm going to try to find other better $30 so I could increase my regret and feel more stupid. If the marshmallow dicks aren't saying good things, then I'm probably going to hate it.

I knew I should have brought it to work. I'm in a room all alone.

>>12456233
Forced yourself to ejaculate from the Rina. Eventually she'll help you to be more sensitive. It won't take very long either.

Higher end soft holes will make a bigger difference too. Also the Roa Super Hard is even tighter than Lolinco.

>>12456286
>Roa Super Hard is even tighter than Lolinco.
Fucking damnit. I wish I knew that before I got her. Rina isn't hard to ejaculate or masturbate with, she just doesnt give me the most enjoyable experience.

Still waiting for Toy's Heart to come up with an incarnation of the Seventeen that doesn't smack of planned obsolescence.

>>12456348
They can call it the Twenty-Five. That one'll be obsolete before you even open the package.

are ona holes loud?
I didnt even think about this?
Can I use it without making a sound under the covers? My home situation is so stressful

>>12456365
>Can I use it without making a sound under the covers?
Maybe, MAYBE an open-ended one, but even that's unlikely. For that matter I even make some noise with my hand, how can you expect not to with a toy?

>>12456370
I didnt even think it through before I ordered. Its going to be hell to use it, care for it, and hide it in complete secrecy. On top of having a huge bottle of lube to hide as well.

I jack off silently because I dont lube up my hand and still have my foreskin. If I start to make a nose I slow down to silence it. I am a completely silent fapper.