/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reimu hangs out with lower beings than anyone on /jp/
Sanae would love to talk to an outsider human because she too is an outsider and feels lonely
Rinnosuke would enjoy discussing his various wares with an outsider human
Keine would probably greatly enjoy learning about outside history
Suika & Yuugi are down with anyone who wants to party
Mamizou is pretty chill
Kaguya likes to tell stories to humans
Seija would hang out with /jp/ ironically

Canon wise, plenty of 2hus have to spend time talking with lowly, dumb ass country bumpkins in order to gather faith, see Sanae.

This is not to mention youkai like Kogasa where her entire existence is about gathering attention.

>>12454213
>bumpkins
I meant pumpkins, damn, I can't believe I got that wrong.

>>12454212

>Suika & Yuugi

Wonder if they'd accidently kill you with their obscene strength at some point

No but they are all sluts and whores and don't want to be around them either so there

>>12454234
I don't think they go around smashing people by accident.

>>12454274
Yukari is not a whore or a slut

>>12454212
Suika and Yuugi like every oni suddenly lose interest on you if you are weak and can't drink a googolplex of alcohol.

I like board games. I'm sure awooji would visit frequently as long as I'm willing to play

>>12454212
Suika and Yuugi do not care so long as whomsoever it is is not a lightweight. From the description, the Oni are good, loyal friends, but they are brash and honest to a fault. So you can't lie to them.
Yamame seems friendly enough.
Cirno was seen playing with children.
Yuyuko seems friendly, but visiting her home is a deathwish for any mortal.
Youmu is a dork. She can be cornered into conversation.
Yuuka is polite and amiable. But I doubt she suffers fools.
Shikieki would lecture you into oblivion. But she is not hostile, I think.
Pretty sure that Remilia does welcome guests. Hopefully not for dinner.

>>12454330
Tengu are assholes in folklore though.

>>12454300
She is both

>>12454352
B-b-be careful anon, she might hear that!

>>12454363
>>12454352

>>12454363
Dont give a shit
I'm wearing my anti gap underwear

>>12454193
Not even other lowly humans want to spend time with a boring person like me.

>>12454193
They would at least tolerate my presence as another nobody but I don't know about "enjoy." I'm always that awkward loser who stands in the corner and plays around with his phone because can't into social skills.

>>12454193
Iku would just wonder why I'm hanging around her.
Tenshi would probably throw shit at me to dodge to get pass her boredom.
Ran would tell me stay out of the way.
Flanders would literally rip me apart
Meiling is nice, so no problem as long as I don't go pass the gate.
Remilia = My blood is shit.
Sakuya = 10 minutes to leave before she slits my throat. (She would probably freeze it.)
Yukari = Thinking with portals.
Miko would be cool.

id go meet remilia
i mean sure id end up dead or something but that'd be cool because remilia is cute

>>12454491
She wouldn't kill you. If your blood isn't B she will tell you it's shit, and then kick you out. If your an Outsider looking for safety she might make you a butler if you volunteer to serve her.

I'm sure Rinnosuke-san would love my company.

>>12454525
Not that you will matter, she'll probably forget you exist soon, the SDM is a huge hotel where fairies work little enough to care for themselves and survive.

>Punching Tenshi in her face for being a spoiled brat, and queen of ass holes.
She wouldn't enjoy my company.

>>12454567
>Being possibly the only male outsider butlbutler in SDM.
I highly doubt she could forget someone like that.

I'm sure I could at least rape Akyuu even if everything else fails.

I can't think of a single one.

I'd have to be 100% reliant on their protection if I were to ever leave the village, and I'm sure that they would get sick of that pretty quick.

>>12454612
Akyuu has bodyguards.

Kisume would enjoy the chance for another head!

>>12454631
And her boyfriend(me).

>>12454614
Pick up some magic books from Patche and become a powerful wizard.

>>12454193
Keine because I'm a sensei too

When I rape they will.

>>12454754

Patchy wouldn't just let any pleb near her books

>>12454802
I'm sure she would if you asked nicely.

>>12454571
>>12454567
>>12454525
Making me want to read Expectation of Sanguine Disaster again.

>>12454780
Do you know how easy it would be for them to kill you during the attempt?

>>12454567
Sakuya in one comics kicked out that fairy trio for idleness.

>>12454525
What happens if my blood type is B?

>>12455118
She would suck your blood but not enough to kill you, it would just leave you very lightheaded.
You would feel her overpowering you and biting your neck with her tiny sharp fangs, it would hurt but at the same time get you excited and aroused.

>>12455212
She would then make Sakuya give you room to stay in, some nice warm food, and make you a B blood pump & butler.

>>12454845
That bitch is always that crazy?

Suika is my eternal 2hufu

>>12455268
Average Iku is best 2hufu.

>>12454330
They play games that last days or weeks at a time, don't they?

>>12454491
>>12454525
>>12455118
>>12455212
>>12455230
Why type B?

>>12455337
Type B blood is her favorite as it's sweet.

>>12455280

No different than an old mmo session

>>12455342
Just made myself a cut in a finger to test if B type is actually sweet. It's not. Remilia please I hurt myself for nothing.

>>12455446
>Drinking blood when it becomes exposed to the oxygen outside.
Pleb.

>>12454193
If she thinks you're interesting Seiga will literally stalk you. Miko and Futo probably wouldn't mind talking to me. You could talk to Parsee, but she'd probably diss the ever living fuck out of you as soon as you turn your back. Mokou, Wakasagihime, Kagerou, and Kogasa seem pretty nice too.

>>12455455
OK come on there's nochange to blood when it gets exposed to oxygen.

To begin with, blood CARRIES oxygen.

>>12455623

Poor flan. She would actually enjoy playing with someone until she accidently kills them and realizes that they don't come back.

>>12455683
being flan is suffering

A lot of the religious ones would tolerate you if you're willing to believe

Would Patchouli like you if you brought her some books from the human world?

>>12457064

doesn't she only like magic books

>>12457100
But she built a rocket once, I bet she'd like science books.

>>12457064
Yes she would if SSiB is any indication. Mental gymnastics in Gensokyo results in magical inventions.

>>12457100
The library contains books from the outside world as well.

Sakuya likes to borrow the romance novels, but she doesn't want anyone to know that.

>>12454193
Hell yeah they would.
I can cook.

I'll bring up a tuhu not mentioned so far. Kosuzu likes to read books from the outside, you could answer questions for her and correct her misunderstandings.

Nobody wouId Iike to hang out with me, because I'm ugIy and sociophobic, I don't have any friends and won't have any. I'm Iower than trash, at Ieast it gets recycIed.

>>12457798
I'll hang out with you.

>>12457798
Actually you will be recycled too after your death.

>>12454193
No, and neither would I with them.
I'm not good for socialising and would rather be left alone.

>>12457833
Thanks Orin.

>>12457798
>>12457866
This is actually a perfectly valid point. At least your corpse will make a friend.

Will they hang out with a someone on the militia?

That moment you realize Touhou is actually mlp fandom in disguise.

>>12458004
>The moment you realize a game is a fandom

What?

>>12458004
You should be excommunicated from /jp/ for uttering the name of the devil

>>12458004
The moment you realize Touhou came after MLP

>>12458032
*MLP came after Touhou

>>12458032
Its not like mlp aren't filthy secondaries.Just look at this.
>Suika and Yuugi do not care so long as whomsoever it is is not a lightweight. From the description, the Oni are good, loyal friends, but they are brash and honest to a fault. So you can't lie to them.
Yamame seems friendly enough.
Cirno was seen playing with children.
Yuyuko seems friendly, but visiting her home is a deathwish for any mortal.
Youmu is a dork. She can be cornered into conversation.
Yuuka is polite and amiable. But I doubt she suffers fools.
Shikieki would lecture you into oblivion. But she is not hostile, I think.
Pretty sure that Remilia does welcome guests. Hopefully not for dinner.

>>12458013
That moment you realize Touhou fandom is actually mlp fandom in disguise. There

>>12454193
I think Kaguya will enjoy your stories, only if you treat her as princess.

Suika would drink with me.

>>12458179

Just play mario kart with her

>>12458144
I'd love to corner Youmu into a conversation

I'd play my games with headphones on while she reads her books. I'm sure we'd enjoy each others presence.

>>12454193
I don't think anyone would enjoy spending their time with me.

As long as I coddle and feed them like any other pet I think we would get along just fine.

>>12459063
If you're cute then maybe

>>12454382
Where did you get that?
I am really fucking tired of Yukari sucking my cock when I'm not ready

This is another shitty /jp/ thing. Just trying to make people feel bad about things that should make them feel good. How pathetic must your life be that you somehow derive enjoyment out of this?

>>12460443

Im sorry, I don't derive enjoyment out of this. I do this shit myself. But couldn't help but notice similiarity.

I work in a lab developing nerve controlled power prosthetic legs. we're currently working in concert with a nano materials development firm, a synthetic musculature firm and a battery development firm to get prosthetics down to the exact weight that the matching limb was / the counter part weighs.

I'm pretty sure Nitori would want to hangout with me, or at least talk about my work.

Literally no one likes spending time with me, so no.

I work hard every day to better myself because Yukari deserves a glorious human.

I want to hang out with the lonely 2hus like Alice and Yamame, but I don't they would like me, and they'd just find an excuse to make me go away.

Maybe, I don't know weather people like me or not, I do allot of weird annoying stuff.

I don't think even regular people like hanging out with me, so probably not.

>want to download some of those brilliant 2hu remixes I keep finding
>search soulseek by name, album, author
>absolutely fucking nothing
Where the hell am I supposed to find specific remixes?

>>12467322
Wrong thread m8?

Post the full version, op.

>>12454193

I would help Reimu clean the shrine whenever she's out!

I really, really like Sakuya!

>>12469920
>Clean the shrine.
Son step up, and give it a complete remodel using your architecture skills that you hopefully have.

>>12469901
lewd.

I don't think I'll have any common interests with 2hus. All the things I'm interested in are too modern or too specific with this world like my interest in history. I don't have any universal interests like cooking or gardening or something. I don't even like drinking.

>>12469982
>Interested in history.
>Girls in Touhou usually have over 1000+ life span.
>Been around for a shit load of historical events in Touhou.
>Couldn't spend time asking them about the history of Genosokyo, and spend the rest of your life writing it down as big ass book that becomes published before dying with the girl attending your funeral.
>When your a soul going through whatever to go to heaven write your own Divine Comedy, and sell it.

>>12469996
I'm mostly interested in more recent history starting from the 1900's, I should have mentioned that. I'm not very interested in Japanese history. And I like Gensokyo for the cute youkai, not for its history. I'd probably enjoy asking Remilia questions about Europe but I'm not sure she'd really be interested in talking to me.

>>12470005
>20th Century history.
It's okay.

As for Remilia. I'm sure she would tell you a little about jolly old U.K so long as you can keep her entertained a bit. But before you could ever talk to her you need to get pass Meiling at the gate, pick a god and pray you don't run into Sakuya, avoid entering Patch's library, avoid the other servants, don't go into basement, get pass all the twist & turns of the mansion, and find her.

Dear god there's too much work trying to find Remilia to talk to her.

>>12470020
Just ask to see her. They're in Gensokyo, they have a lot of free-time and they're bored. Maybe they wouldn't mind an unannounced visit.

>>12469996
Better yet, chain yourself to your book, become a tsukumogami and keep writing history as you experience it.

Why limit yourself to being a mere historian when you can become Destiny of the Endless?

>>12470030
I'm sure they'd be thrilled to hear your exciting tales of /jp/.

>>12470030
>Asking to see her.
I guess Meiling would let you in to see Remilia, but I'm sure it has to be something of decent importance other then just to talk.

Me personally I wouldn't go near SDM just in case something goes horribly wrong, and travel Gensokyo as a Fool on a long adventure in search of something.

>>12470033
Anon you just blew my mind.

>>12470838
>>12470835

Rape?

>>12454193
yes, i'm a very entertaing but fatherly figure. little girls seem to love me.

i love little girls as well, but in a less lawful way.

>>12454234

>>12454193
Thanks to Byakuren, Myouren Temple is generally one of the safer places for a lowly human such as ourselves. You're also in a magic world, so there's no real downside to becoming religious.

Whether they would enjoy spending time with you or not is largely a question of how you behave around people, and what their assumptions about you are.

>>12470946
I want to cause an incident, and let the dream world to merge with Genoskyo to allow all beings to live peacefully in a world of their dreams.

>>12470946
>the safest place for a lowly human such as myself is a youkai temple

I ain't falling for your traps, witch

>>12471025
>Wants to merge Genosokyo with the dream world.
>Wants to mess with the borders between two different worlds even it brings "paradise".
Prepare to die mate.

>>12471178
Ha.

>>12471178

>>12454193
They would just mind their own business

>>12471220
Is this in Sweden.

>>12471220
>GRU PS3
Them Russians training PS3's to be soldiers.

Anyways some bold people to go out, and cosplay.

>>12471249

>cosplay

I would hang out with Parsee so she won't be lonely anymore.

She might kill me though.

>>12471358
You're such a good anon. Bring a spell card just in case she attacks.

Hhhh, what's up with all this touhou shit? There's literally nothing but it.

/jp/ used to be good before all this touhou shit.

Anyway, Cirno probably would.

>>12471220
Inuyasha cosplay?

>>12471371
dis negredo

>>12454216
I think you meant slint-eyed rice-picking ching-chong niggers, I can't believe you got that wrong.

>>12454569

>Punch Tenshi, realize she likes it.

ORAORAORAORAORAORA

>>12471220

Me on the right

Wow, what a bunch of fools. You are sitting on a veritable gold mine of stories!

Outside contact was lost around the Restoration, think of how much technology has advanced.

A global system of quick and easy communication! Sights, sounds, recreation, people, all at your finger tips.

Vast stores with EVERYTHING a common person could want being sold!

For Okuu in particular, there are THOUSANDS of nuclear powered devices, designed to murder millions in seconds.

Talk with Yuuka on how the Germans mastered the genocide game!

Only person you couldn't impress somehow is Yukari.

Hi, jp, we're back

>>12472711
Y-you brought friends?

>>12454193
Just pick a Touhou with an assertive, aggressive personality and no friends, someone that everyone in Gensokyo dislikes or hates. Be friendly to her in a way that it makes her understand that maybe not everyone is out to get her after all, and she'll consider you her only friend.

Then the Touhou will want to spend time with a lowly human such as yourself. Hooray!

>>12472749
That sounds a little shallow, and mean.

If I gave an offering to the shrine would they hang out with me then

>>12472715
He means we as in us Anon. Even if he had friends, who in their right mind would bring them here of all places?

Maybe if I sample Marize's shleves of various potions.

I'd at least be of use to Marisa if I volunteer to sample her various, possibly lethal potions.

>>12472771

lel no

>>12472795
>Volunteering to be a test subject for lethal potions just to have one 2hu to hang around you.
Anon step up, and go give Meiling a boxed lunch & play board games with her to pass the time.

>>12472765
Why mean? In the end you would do this because you don't have friends yourself either. This means that both you and the Touhou would gain from this.

Assuming you are truly out for friendship that is.

>>12472771
Well you could have a nice conversation at least... and maybe after a while, make a friend in the process.

Don't get your hopes up. You'll never get to Gensokyo anyway.

Not really sure if any of them wanna hang out with a former soldier.

>>12472749
Who would fit this description better? Mokou?

>>12474046
Probably someone like Medicine in my opinion, since she hates all humans, was only seen briefly chatting with Alice on SSiB, and has generally a begrudging personality when you consider her interactions with the Yama in PoFV.

Though how much you want to hang out with a poison doll/Youkai hybrid on a place called Nameless Hill is up for discussion. Either way, my original post is rather moot, there doesn't really seems to be a Touhou that's truly unknown/hated by everyone to the point of being a social outcast. Everyone seems to have some connections and at least one or two friends.

>>12474041
>Former soldier
>Could get a job working with Youmu, and Meiling, and other guards in touhou.

>>12474065
Isn't that going overboard? I'm pretty sure Medicine would just kill you on the spot.

>>12474080
>IRL doing Guard Duty
>In gensokyo doing Guard Duty

Man, that ain't fun and I'm not up for it cause I lost a leg

>>12474093
I'm sorry to hear that. But it beats just wondering around like a fool until you find, or saved by a 2hu. Plus you would probably would just be a look out for Youmu/Meiling/Whoever when they sleep for there is no way in fucking hell you could take on a 2hu.

>>12474107
I could probably make some makeshift explosives or IED rather if they want to.

>>12474118
Why not just make IED's, and sell them to human villages for defense against Youkai's who want to fuck with them.

It's not like Reimu will stop you.

>>12474127
The villagers are more likely to blow themselves up. Seeing someone blown up is something you will never forget.

>>12474091
I imagine if it were easy making merry with a Touhou, everyone would have a lot more human friends.

The saddest fate for Outsiders is that they will never be able to defend themselves, and be on any other Youkai's level.

I think Kazami-sama would be a nice person to pass the time with every now and again.Though my gardens have only ever kept fruits or vegetables instead of flowers.

>>12471249
actually it's "wygraj PS3" which means "win PS3".
so it's Poland then. which makes me one lucky SOB.

>>12474118
Probably not, since from what we see in the print works, most youkai are firmly in the "annoying but ultimately harmless" category and explosives won't really do much against a shoe badger that steals melons or some imp that sneaks into your room and spits on your face while you're sleeping. Bombing your melon garden or your bedroom sort of defeats the point.

You can be that cool old guy who makes fireworks and is possibly a wizard, though.

>>12474187
That's what spellcard duels are for. The trick is getting to the point where you can have spellcard duels before something eats you.

>>12454335

But she's a vampire, on top of whatever semen demon you have to be for living in Gensokyo.
It seems hard to think she wouldn't welcome a tasty morsel just walking into her dining room.

>>12474134
Do you have PTSD? With your flashbacks, you can scare the villagers into thinking there's a terrible monstrous youkai in the outside world called the "haji" that blows people up on their way to work.

>>12454335
>Yamame seems friendly enough.
She got chased off from Myouren Temple because she said she wanted to join for the tasty humans.

>>12454569
>>12471463
Enjoy. http://boldblade.deviantart.com/art/Stop-Slapping-Tenshi-372301039

>>12474673
Doesn't she eat disease? Just figure out how to make her eat the disease without touching the flesh and she'll go from "avoid like the plague" to object of worship in no time.

>>12474673
Where was this?

And does ZUN have a vore fetish or something? It's starting to get old.

>>12459075
>Not always being ready for a sucking from Yukari
What a casual

>>12474673
Maybe they just didn't catch her drift

>>12474795
Youkai eat people. Its a set thing in mythology.

>>12474795
>>12474805
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Yamame_Kurodani
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Symposium_of_Post-mysticism/Part_3

>>12474795
Attacking people is what youkai are supposed to do. The unprepared get to live in the human village.

Get to know people and learn how to participate in spellcard duels, your chances of being eaten will be significantly reduced.

>>12474863
What are the chances of an Outsider learning to participate in spellcard duels, and get their hands on spellcards?

where/how do i start touhou in order to not be a secondary faggot, and i can't read moon

>>12475420
All the games. That's what you need. Then read the fairy/Kasen/Kosuzu things if you want.

>>12475279
Don't get eaten within 24 hours of landing and you're probably okay. It's not like you have a tag saying THIS GUY IS OUTSIDER permanently attached to your head.

>>12454817
Wow, I just ended up spending half my day reading this. Thanks, anon.

>>12475279
Probably not too bad, so long as you can befriend a youkai who can teach you how to get by.

The place would probably be pretty horrific without some kind of superhuman ability to survive the plethora of hungry Youkai.

I guess whoring myself out for magic books would work. Maybe I could become Remilia's blood bitch.

I think that they'd just be happy to meet and spend time with Toubros from our world!

>>12454193
they aren't real you fucking nerd

>>12476377
Hope you enjoyed it!

>>12476527
>Becoming a blood bitch.
Good, Anon. Good.

>>12476164
I think the only signs of you being an Outsider to Youkai's as that:
1) The clothes you wear.
2) Your scent of the Outside world.
3) You're mannerisms, and cell phone.

>>12454193

Seija would you fucking faggot. That was the whole premise of her character.

>>12476164
aren't a lot/some not translated

>>12477535
The only ones not translated are Hopeless Masquerade, Double Dealing Character, and Impossible Spellcard. I'm sure you can still find an english translation patch for those as well, but it might not be as official. Also, you can still play the games fine without translation.

Anyway, if you want to get into Touhou, you don't have to be good at danmaku, but they're certainly worth checking out.

>>12477149
I just finished it at 7am. It was good.

>>12472696
Nice, anon.

>>12477417
I don't want Seija to marry me. I don't want to have sex with Seija.

>>12477949
>feelio when Seija will flip genders and you end up with a vagina and she gets a dick
>feelio when Seija will rape you against your will

>>12477963
Them feels bro. Why would she flip genders just to rape me?

>>12477967
What, you're implying she wouldn't change your definition of rape to something else?

>>12477970
What would she turn it into Anon? Slow loving sex?

I don't think I could stop myself from going Rance on their delicious anuses.

>>12478010
Well don't worry they can stop you by ripping you apart.

>>12477967
Suika.

I drink too much.

>>12478030
that would just get me more aroused.

Do you think any of the 2hus would be willing to teach an outsider how to do spellcard duels? I think Meiling could be convinced to do it.

Why is always some kind of flesh eating monster?
They could have the youkai of sleeping with lnely people to make them feel less lonely at night, they could have the youkai of the healty harvest with apples the size of soccer balls and with the taste of skittles cumming in your mouth, thy could have the youkai of "living happily ever after" but nooo! That ould mean having nice things.

Damn japs!

>>12478248
There's one that brings good fortune.

>>12478248
Because they were tales to scare children into not doing things.

Want to keep your kids out of the forest? Tell them theres a flesh ripping monster in it.

>>12478254
Yeah but when the damn thing becomes real because you keep telling the story to your childrens then maaaaybe is better to drop the story.

>>12478273
At this point unless you want another cute girl who's actually a man eating demon wandering around Gensokyo, you're better off hiring someone to act like a "Crazy Old Man who lives in the woods" or something of that sort to scare them out of going there.

>>12478254
So they're collective tulpas?

>>12478273
No, maybe "wolves" and "bears" start becoming a better alternative.

At least wolves don't shoot.

>>12459062
while she is reading ero about wanting the dick
you are gonna be playing video games
enjoy your ntr

>>12478287
They're urban legends. People come up with them all the time, even in the modern world. You use them as boogiemen to scare children, as campfire stories to scare adults or as half-assed attempts to explain things you don't know about. ZUN even talks about how there are "proto-youkai" formed around concepts like "anyone who plans to marry right after a dangerous conflict will die in it" or "if you're tired, the remote will never be on the couch opposite to the TV" but these don't take form because nobody ascribes these things to the mischief of some monster. But we have things like kamaitachi or makuragaeshi because someone did start a rumor about how there was some supernatural thing that boiled your feet in the mountains or flipped your pillow while you were sleeping.

Things like Slenderman and Smiledog are by definition youkai. I'm also pretty damn sure that there's some goblin that makes really good galleries on Pixiv and then deletes its accounts right when you least expect him to, taking all these unsaved pictures with it.

>>12478348
>right here, right now, demons are on the internet for the sole purpose of messing with you

>>12478364
>Your Waifu could be lurking this thread RIGHT NOW looking for you

>>12478348
>flipped your pillow while you were sleeping
I fail to see how this is a bad thing.

>>12478371
>somewhere, someone is fantasying about being gangraped featureless green-faced fedora and necktie wearing anons

>>12478382
It flips them to your feet. Also covers them in dirt, depending on the account. I'd still take it over the "giant, grime-covered, disembodied foot that drops down out of nowhere, stinks like a garbage heap and demands to be washed; if washed, shows up the next day with more dirt and an even worse smell and will never go away" monster, though.

That one is even mentioned in Forbidden Scrollery.

>>12478273
Well at that point it ceases to be a story. They're warning their kids about the flesh ripping monsters because the forest is actually full of flesh ripping monsters.

>>12478406
Shame youkais don't exists, we could use them to justify deforestation.

>>12478414
Shame Youkai's don't exist so that we could marry them.

>>12478441
Are you into vore ?

>>12478441
Shame Youkais don't exist so we could protect them from the juden like you who want us to created hybrids.

>>12478273
It doesn't seem like a particularly effective deterrent.
>don't go into the woods, you might meet a touhou

>>12478444
Youkai marry humans all the time, the problem is that the human must never know this or bad things happen.

There is a youkai who has the sole duty of crashing human/monster marriages and announcing that the bride is actually some dumb smelly fox and that it's forbidden love.

>>12478457
>Some dumb smelly fox
Someone's biased against Ran, aren't they?

>>12478390
So that's what those huge foot monsters are about. Way less humorous now.
Do you know why they have such reverence for spiders? Some say you can't kill spiders if you find them indoors or the spider god will be angry. Giant spiders were popular in the 90s, too.

>>12478473
Spiders are probably treated well because they're beneficial to farmers and because strongly venomous spiders aren't that common in Japan. My childhood was in a rural area and even we had this belief that anyone who killed a spider would be cursed, so it's probably just a common piece of folklore that pops up all over the place.

>>12478491
Spiders are a symbol of feminity, and as such killing one would bring you bad luck in all things women, or femine in general, this has been misunderstood as mere "bad luck"

It is like spider is manifestation of a scorned woman, and you know how the saying goes...

>>12478457
>I married a fox, wolf, demon, vampire, or ghost Youkai's even though I thought they were human.
>Am I going to be mad?
Yeah. I'm going to be mad at my waifu for not telling me she was a youkai. But fuck that her not being human/forbidden love shit I married her for her. Youkai, and all.

I will pull an Izanag and journey all the way to the underworld for her. (And I won't do the running away part.)

>>12478277
Then the "Crazy Old Man" turns into a youkai that scares people in the woods. You can't escape the cycle!

>>12469937
Does anyone have the uncensored picture

>>12479130
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1487394

>>12457064
I would bring patchy sicp and a laptop with lisp.

I would consume AMPHETAMINES with Reimu and we would get WILD

>>12479366
Getting stimmed with 2hus would be amazing.

>Sneaking into Patch's library trying to escape the dangerous Youkai outside.
>Grabs a stack of books to sleep on like pillows.
>Get stepped on by her for showing your ignorance, and disrespect for books.

What a life never to have.

>>12479460
So you sneak into Patchy's domain and, for your pillow, pick books? I believe there may be a flaw in whatever reasoning process led you to that conclusion.

>>12479527
>Not using books as a pillow.
What else are you supposed to use for pillows in a giant library with shelves, and shelves of books?

>>12479541
Koakuma's ass? Sakuya's spare pads? A pile of Patchouli's used undergarments?

>>12479552
>Death 5% possibility it becoming through snu-snu
>Death
>Death
It's like you want to die.

>>12479541
Sleep on a shelf. When someone finds you, claim that you're a book.

>>12479824
>"Mistress Patchouli, we got a new book !"
Thus the nekronimicon was born.

>>12479824
>Removes books from the shelf.
>Climbs onto shelf, and falls asleep.
>Sakuya walks down the isle, and notices you.
>Complete silence.
>Calls Patchouli over.
>Complete silence.
>You wake up, and claim you're a book about the Outside World come to life.
>You have 10% of this working successfully, and not being executed.

You would have a better chance fitting in Iku's garbage in her apartment then fitting in as a book in Patchouli's library.

>>12479925
10% chance of not dying?

That's 9% more that any other method!

>>12479925
Like hell you'll be executed. You're a damn book. Books don't get executed.

Watch out for rain and fires, though.

>>12454193
No.
And that's why it's so hot.

I have superhuman abilities of ultimate virginity, they will not kill before humiliating me by attempting to take virginity, as it is my ultimate power. I am set for fuck.

>>12480415
>Implying you can't execute a book
You rip every last page out of it internally before cutting in half. Step up Senpai

>>12480484
>Implying Youkai's care about your innocence.
>Implying being a virgin offers you the virgin dies last power.
>Implying you don't actually off yourself.
Anon.

>>12479925
I want to marry Iku, and clean her apartment. Then her gutters.

I think so

>>12477149
I clearly remember HY saying how he hated it few years later because it was "pandering garbage" or something like that.

>>12454234
They have enough control not to smash their sake dishes and pints n' things. I'll be fine. And even if I'm not, it's still better than living without them, so it's worth the risk.

>>12454309
[citation needed]
Suika and Yuugi wanted to party with everyone regardless of race, so they understand human limits.

>>12480969
What? I ... may have said that in jest or something? Or in a moment of frustration? I neither hate it nor consider it garbage. It's not exactly very well written compared to what I write these days, but it's fun and readable and such. There's some things about it I would do very differently if I was going to do it all over again, but it's far from being pandering garbage. It was a success, regardless of how inexpert it may have been.

>>12474468
The good thing about vampires is they don't have to kill you to drink your blood. Plus it's fun to imagine Remillia trying her best to ignore her instincts while acting like a proper hostess. Her eyes would keep drifting to your neck and she'd get distracted during the conversation.

>>12481096
You could be her daily meal as long as she can keep herself from drinking too much.

>>12481096
>Talk to Remilia about her amazing mansion.
>Try your hardest to get into bed with her.
>Have Remilia talk about your amazing Outsider customs, and how fun they sound.
>Have her try her hardest to have you consent to let her bite you in the neck.

Ah mortal, and vampire love. The only one who could stand in the way of it is...every employee in SDM.

>>12477963
I don't have a problem with that