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John Doe and Succu Butt, till death do you part.

old thread: https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12664010/#q12664010

>> No.12673127

Unko.

>> No.12673131

>>12673127
oknu.

>> No.12673139
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http://pastebin.com/WqJFC5Wx
>Dragon's Valentine

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>>12673124
>archive.moe

>> No.12673156
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>>12673149
if you don't like it, you are more than welcome to dig it up one your preferred archive.

>> No.12673158

>>12673124
Where are the links?

Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.ly/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

>> No.12673164

>>12673158
my apologies, i could not post them because they continued getting screened as spam.

>> No.12673170
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Would you give yourself to her embrace?

>> No.12673171

From the wood elf/pharoah/succubus choices from last thread: what if you balanced 1 and 2?

1.) You can form a real bond with your Wood Elf master if you accept your new life and don't try to attack any villagers or claw your throat out like the other husband-prisoners. You won't be seen as her "equal" but she'll realize she has feelings for her pet and will take steps to give you more freedoms, first by allowing you to walk outside in chains, then eventually, if you're really good, leaving the village on holidays with a tracking device in your collar. Since she always keeps you around and makes you listen quietly to her talking, you'd be the only one who really "understands" her, and she'd be devastated if someone took you away. You can think of your relationship as a progression from hard femdom -> gentle femdom, switching from these two if you misbehave. She might go from calling you "slave boy" to "my cute pet". Basically, a deep relationship (possibly deeper than option (2)) is possible but requires much endurance.

2.) You get to see Pharoah occasionally and she'll want to see you more frequently as your relationship progresses, although her ruling duties force her away. Eventually you'd be madly in love and want to be with each other all the time but her governing conquered territories in other countries would keep her from seeing you for months on end, with you only being able to exchange love letters with her. Once in a blue moon when she is around she'd want to fuck your brains out until morning. If you can somehow show yourself to be diligent enough around the palace, her councilors may allow you to accompany her on her political expeditions as an "advisor". Although alone time would be rare, at least you'd be with her. As you both get older and her subordinates wrest power from her she'd eventually have fewer duties and more time to be with you, her only consolation. Until then chastity still applies, she's paranoid of her servants having you.

>> No.12673174

>>12673156
Here you go:
>>/jp/thread/12664010
I suggest using it instead of that web 2.0 turd without working images.

>> No.12673187

>>12673171
deep relationship my ass. i'm nobody's pet. someone needs to take to the elves with a flame thrower, preferably the same one who winds up fucking option three. if you get my reference.

>> No.12673189

>>12673170
unno. what's the rest of her like?

>> No.12673189,1 [INTERNAL] 

> https://archive.moe/jp/
;)

>> No.12673210
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>New vengeance chapter
>Dan's dad has a crystal with a memory of his old wife
>Succubutt mom apparently can't get him to stop using it and doesn't know what's inside and it's fucking eating her up inside

>> No.12673215

>>12673210
Please write like a normal person.

>> No.12673217

>>12673164
Newfag please.

>> No.12673219

Repostan here
>A Day in the Life of a Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Boyfriend
>'I can't believe you fucking tricked me into LPing Sonic 2006.'
>'I can't believe you're giving me a footjob while doing so.'
>'I'm hoping my Dark Slime corrodes your dick away.'
>'Gracie, it's your sweat not an acid.'
>'Shut up and keep feeding me while I play this shit.'
>You do do as Gracie goes through the game. Each Act she grows more and more larger.
>'Uh Anon...am I getting too big?'
>'Nonsense, you're a big fat giant gazer, that's all you are.'
>'A-Anon what are you... gblurg!'
>You stuff her face with a whole Pizza causing her to balloon up
>'Anon please! N-no moooooore.....'
>KABOOM
>Gracie wakes up in a cold sweat and screaming.
>'Ow! That was loud.'
>Gracie runs into the bathroom crying and you follow her in as she's standing on the scale.
>'Gracie what's the matter?'
>'I HAD A HORRIBLE DREAM! I was playing Sonic 06, and you started feeding me. More and more, until I just EXPLODED! I can't take this! I'm 350 pounds! Anon I need to diet, please don't make me play Sonic 06 and I swear I'll slim down!'
>'Fine, fine we'll hold off on making you suffer, though this means I'll have to give this to you early.'
>'Give what?'
>You wrap your arms around here and show her a wedding ring.
>'I lied, I did get a promotion.'
>'Oh Anon, you don't mean?'
>'Gracie, will you marry me?'
>'OF COURSE I WILL DUMMY!'
>She hugs you tightly with her arms and eyestalks, still crying.
>'I'll even dress up as Wii Fit Trainer while I work out.'
>'I should propose more often!'
>'You should, but we're still not naming it Rosalina.'
>'Damn.'

>> No.12673224

>>12673219
Dawww.

>> No.12673234 [DELETED] 

I love chilling with my /a/ /v/ros in the monster girl thread. What's up my bros?

>> No.12673240

>>12673219
Cute.

>> No.12673244 [DELETED] 

>>12673234
Standing Here.

>> No.12673246 [DELETED] 

>>12673244
I realize?

>> No.12673248 [DELETED] 

>>12673244
Why are you standing my bro?

>> No.12673249 [DELETED] 

>>12673244
>>12673246
please no.

>> No.12673253 [DELETED] 

>>12673244
Why would you do that?

>> No.12673253,1 [INTERNAL] 

This is the monster girl thread

>> No.12673255 [SPOILER] 
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>Out for a stroll at night
>Get lost innawoods
>See this

What do?

>> No.12673258

>>12673255
Hug her.

>> No.12673260 [DELETED] 

>>12673255
*unzips dick*

>> No.12673261

>>12673255
Genuflect I guess.

>> No.12673267
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>>12673255
Worry.
Worry and arousal.

>> No.12673268

>>12673255
"can you give me a minute first? i really have to piss"

>> No.12673269

>>12673268
Can't you just pee in her butt later?

>> No.12673270

>>12673255
honestly i'd probably ask what for. i spend most of my time inside, so i'm curious to know why i would be important enough to send an assassin after.

>> No.12673271

>>12673255

Wonder why the fuck I'm wandering innawoods I'm not familiar with by myself at night in the first place. I can't possibly be this retarded

>> No.12673272

>>12673269
probably not

>> No.12673277

>>12673255
Ask her who gave her those orders

>> No.12673278

>>12673269
I'd love to.

>> No.12673282

>>12673277
Take a wild guess.

It was______________Sigma.

>> No.12673284
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>> No.12673286

>>12673282
>__
sigma who?

>> No.12673288

>>12673282
Vector Sigma?

>> No.12673289

>>12673282

Oh.

Well, I guess I'll just start charging up my X-Buster then.

>> No.12673290

>>12673255
well first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4AUo1lGSi8
then I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVTvz6fgPB0

>> No.12673293

I really like cyborg and robot girls.

>> No.12673294

>>12673171
I'll still take nervous succubutt.

>> No.12673297 [DELETED] 

>>12673246
Yes.

>>12673249
>>12673253
No, it's too early for that. I just wanted to make my presence known.

>> No.12673298
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>>12673293
Living doll a best.

>> No.12673300

>>12673293
This better not be a joke.

>> No.12673308

>>12673293

Same. I find them cute, don't know why they're not talked about more, though.

>> No.12673311
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12673311

Thick, muscular thighs.

>> No.12673309

>>12673298
living dolls would be completely emotionless

>> No.12673312

>>12673290
but would you have the Power to Tear Her?

>> No.12673316
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>>12673171
1) is basically my fetish, with the hard --> soft femdom as the relationship develops, so I'll go with that.
Well, it would be my fetish if it wasn't a knife-ears, but what'cha gonna do

>> No.12673319

>>12673312
I dunno, I Gotta Keep it Real after all.

>> No.12673320 [SPOILER] 
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>>12673293
Just be careful not to make her mad Anon.

>> No.12673321

>>12673171
Pharaoh sounds romantic as fuck.
I'll take it.

>> No.12673323

>>12673311
Perfect material to plump into a Chubby Milf.

>> No.12673329
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>>12673309
Why is that? If they're made with magic, why wouldn't they get souls or something to go with it?

>> No.12673331
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>>12673293
>I really like cyborg and robot girls.
Well duh

>> No.12673333

>>12673331
Look at that. Thoroughly adorable.

>> No.12673335

>>12673282
Aldrich-Sigma?

Dammit, I didn't know that taking free chocolate from their booth and then ordering all my reagents from Merck would justify that kind of retribution.

>> No.12673339

>>12673320
Holy fuck that pic is terrifying.

>> No.12673340
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>>12673335
Also, you'd think jilted chemistry suppliers would be more likely to send bubble slimes after you than they would hot Japanese assassins.

>> No.12673342

>>12673171
I still think the succubus choice was best if not done with drama.

>> No.12673344

Rusalka dude here. Wanted to write more but I'm really tired and I distracted myself a lot whilst writing so in the end I was only able to put out about 2.5k words before my brain stopped stringing good sentences together. Oh well, here y'are
>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

>> No.12673345

It's Godzilla's 60th birthday today.
Post Godzilla girls to commemorate

>> No.12673346

>>12673339
Well I was expecting the version where they throw the dead horse in there, so I was pleasantly surprised by what I got.

>> No.12673353

>>12673340

I'm sure chemistry suppliers just love the idea of you choking back bile as the effluvium of decay and fruit sweeps over you in her sticky embrace.

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>>12673345
Sure.

>> No.12673356
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Reposting the Vengeance update for anyone that missed it at the end of last thread. Starts at line 3352. http://pastebin.com/41LJVkje

>>12673210
That's not exactly right, but it's kind of right. More will be revealed later in the story depending on what final few choices get made.

>> No.12673357

>>12673255
Listen really hard, and see if I can hear: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXHT9QgVg7U on the wind.

If I do then I pretend I know some martial art and try to fight her.

Otherwise I just run.

>> No.12673359

>>12673339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibEdgQJEdTA
Just remember to not implement a grinder in your robot waifu's body functions.

>> No.12673362
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>>12673294
>"Y-y-you w-want m-me?!"

>> No.12673365

>>12673340
Nah, that is a bad idea. There is an unsaid but very strictly enforced rule that any free sample must be used, no matter how unrelated to the lab's actual work it is.

That bubble slime would probably have her ass stuffed with ruthenium and sent over to do cycloadditions.

>> No.12673368

>>12673362
Adorable.

I want to bully her

>> No.12673373

>>12673362

fuck yes Dizzy is the best

>> No.12673374

>>12673171
I'll keep the succubutt. Hanging a bowie knife over the bed will probably persuade her against any unwanted advances.

>> No.12673378
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>>12673345
>>12673355
Would Biollante and Godzilla be treated as Siblings or parent and child as monster girls

>> No.12673383

>>12673171
How about no?

>> No.12673385
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>>12673362
I wonder what her skeleton looks like.

>> No.12673386
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>>12673368
>>12673373
>"A-are you sure? What if I do it wrong? I might shatter your pelvis like that last guy. I'm really not good at the whole seduction thing."

>> No.12673389

>>12673339
>>12673346

I'm guessing you haven't seen the one .gif where they throw a binch of live chicks (the bird kind) into a grinder.

>> No.12673393

>>12673386
>pelvis breaking

On second thoughts, no thanks.

>> No.12673394

>>12673386

>All that fluffy looking health
>Being able to break a pelvis

Ain't fooling anyone, Succubutt.

>> No.12673395

>>12673386
You don't have to worry about shattering my pelvis if you're on bottom. Now bend over.

>> No.12673396

>>12673383
So shy succubus then?

Why do you people like betas anyway?

>> No.12673397

>>12673389

Where are these at? Or where's the original video for that grinder?

>> No.12673398

>>12673386
>that last guy.
Boner lost. Sluts pls stay gone.

>> No.12673400

>>12673378
They're as much as siblings to one another as Peter Parker is to Ben Reilly.

>> No.12673401

>>12673396
I like it because I thought it might be funny.

>> No.12673402

>>12673396
>Why do you people like betas anyway
>4chan
>/jp/
>/mgg/
>Why do you people like betas anyway

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>>12673395
>"L-like this?"

>> No.12673404

>>12673378
She's more Not Godzilla things than Godzilla things, so it's hard to say

>> No.12673407

>>12673397

Just google "Chicks grinded alive".

>> No.12673409

>>12673400
Ben Reilly's the clone Spiderman I hear of occasionally I assume

>> No.12673411
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>>12673333
> PRODUCT RECALL
> This is an urgent product recall from CyboSoft Systems for the X-375E Multiplatform Assistance Integrated Domestic Operations robot!.
> There have been isolated reports of a critical software bug which can occur if the unit operates for too long without scheduled firmware defragmentation.
> Problems may include unexpected deviations in the unit's work patterns, including erratic mentions of "night duties" to male users, accompanied by mild overheating.
> In order to ensure the integrity of CyboSoft products, ALL X-375E should be returned to the company for mandatory software updates to correct the problem.
> Failure to return your unit for upgrade is a violation of the CyboSoft EULA, voids the unit warranty, and is criminally punishable under the Civilian Robotics Safety Act of 20XX

no gaining-sentience robot maido waifu to hide from the corporate police

>> No.12673412

>>12673407
This is not what I want when I search the Internet for "chicks grinding"

>> No.12673413

>>12673411
I want to fuck a robutt.

>> No.12673416

>>12673402
It sounds like more people want to bully a shy beta succubus for fun than get into a decent relationship. This is the part I don't get.

>> No.12673417
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>>12673411
I bet every now and then an Android goes yandere and needs to be recalled as well.

>> No.12673418
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Why are kitsunes so fluffy?

>> No.12673424

>>12673417
>Android goes yandere
Yes, please!

>> No.12673425

>>12673396
Not everyone wants a dom girl brah.

You should come by /pol/ sometime.

>> No.12673428

>>12673417
What the hell is this crap?

>> No.12673429

>>12673418
It helps them keep balance while they run or jump.

>> No.12673433

>>12673425
Not even a pharoah who's madly in love with you?

>> No.12673438

>>12673413
You came all the way to Paris to tell me that?

>> No.12673441

>>12673433
Not him, but for the record, I also picked that.

>> No.12673442

>>12673428
Thick metal thighs for "CLANG CLANG".

>> No.12673443
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>>12673438
This is very important.

>> No.12673449

>>12673356
If you don't post a Dan image then there's a good chance people will just skim right past you. I nearly did in the last thread.

>> No.12673453
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12673453

So how short do you guys think shortstacks are. Specifically this one, I need to know for reasons.

>> No.12673460

>>12673453
4 to 5 feet tall?

>> No.12673462

>>12673453
Probably in the 3"-4.5" range.

>> No.12673466

>>12673424
But then she starts quoting Pinocchio

>> No.12673468

>>12673462
>3-4.5 inches
Heh

>> No.12673471

>>12673453
This
>>12673460

Shortstack means short, not midget.

>> No.12673472

>>12673468
Fuck it, I'm tired.

>> No.12673475

>>12673453
>>12673462
>tfw no pocket Minotaur Girl.

Where was that image about taking care of a minotaur girl that comes from a box and how it needed a punching bag and other things?

>> No.12673480

>>12673433
Unless we're living in our times and I have all the comforts I already enjoy and more, what's the point of having a non girlfriend?

>> No.12673483

>>12673460
>>12673462
>>12673471
Thanks. I'm thinking of making her around 4.5 to 4.75 feet tall.

>> No.12673485

>>12673483
What are you up to, Anon?

>> No.12673488

>>12673475
I know what you're talking about, that was cute as fuck. Its part of a series, there's also a slime and plant girl and maybe a few others, I can't remember the name of them though.

>> No.12673491

>>12673488
Neither, wish I could, they all had names and were 2hus or something.

>> No.12673493

>>12673485
You'll see, I just hope I can do her and match-maker anon justice for pairing us up.

>> No.12673496

>>12673356
I like where this is going.

>> No.12673499

>>12673491
I don't think they were 2hus, just chibi. I'll see if I can find them.

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Caption anon here. Taking another caption request. Be sure to include your picture at a decent resolution.

Previous captions: http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0

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>Be me
>Bartending in Monster Girl City
>Get a lot of rambunctious Onis in here, but it comes with the territory
>One day, get a not-so-common customer
>A Ryu
>And boy, does she look miserable
>Must've been a long day at work
>She silthers up to the counter and slumps into a seat
>"Gimme a glass of the strongest drink you've got."
>Wow, she must've had a really rough day
>Still, underneath her scowl, you can tell this girl's a beauty. It's not often you get girls like her in here
>But to see her so miserable...
>Some part of me, thinking I had a shot at this girl, told me to gently grab her scaly hand
>Look deeply into her eyes, and ask
"Hey, why the LONG face?"

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>>12673507
Try this.

>> No.12673517

>>12673511
>You will never Slap Pharoah's shit for not really being a monster girl

>> No.12673518

>>12673428

Drossel from Fireball, or whatever the name of the show is.

>> No.12673521

>>12673517
If she has solar magic and a snake familiar whom she can manipulate to her will, she's definitely a monster girl. Albeit one of the human-tier.

>> No.12673522

>>12673509
Do you want to be thrown to the hobos again Charon?

>> No.12673524

>>12673522
Please don't bully my waifu.

It's not nice.

>> No.12673527

Well, now that I've finished one story, may as well move on to another. All I have is a tiny prologue for now, but here's hoping it's good enough until I really get started on it. Hope you enjoy!

http://pastebin.com/b20SfCVS

>> No.12673528

>>12673524
I honestly feel bad for you. We bully her so much, but her attitude needs an adjustment. Remember, it's your responsibility, as her husband, to keep her pun rampages contained.

>> No.12673529

>>12673480
What do you mean "non-girlfriend"? It's more like you both have committed lives and don't have much time to see each other. The distance thing is supposed to be a drawback, unless you're one of those hopeless romantic tragedy types.

>> No.12673531

>>12673528
But I like her puns.

They're cute.

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>>12673507
Jinko caption.

>> No.12673538

>>12673536
This. Make it "getting hunted/stalked by a jinko" caption.

>> No.12673539

>>12673531
Then she's getting rancid hobo dick in every hole, until she looks like an overturbed barrel of mayo.

>> No.12673542

>>12673529
Exactly, why be with someone you'll rarely see? Long distance relationships are for cucks and dumbasses.

>> No.12673543

>>12673539
You're a bad person anon.

I hope YOU get dicked by hobos.

>> No.12673544

>>12673539
That sounds fucking disgusting. Why the fuck would you want someone to be gangbanged?

>> No.12673545

>>12673539
*overturned

>> No.12673545,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12673189,1
lmao only person on .moe's ghost is a kigfag

>> No.12673547

>>12673543
Homosex doesn't exist on Monstergirl land. So there.

> inb4 yuri

>> No.12673548

>>12673453
fine with me.

>> No.12673552

>>12673542
>cucks
oh boy...

It's not a "long distance relationship", she just doesn't have any time outside work.

And none of the 3 options represent a normal relationship, they're all supposed to have drawbacks, that's the point.

>> No.12673553

>>12673547
Well, then go fuck Matango

>> No.12673554

>>12673507
i hate all of this

>> No.12673556

>>12673544
I take it you weren't here when these guys were discussing not wanting to be the first guy to fuck the girl, because fucking a hole with no cum in it is no fun.I blame all the alp posters.

>> No.12673557

>>12673542
>cucks
>>>/tv/
>>>/v/

>> No.12673558

>>12672092
Formal Request for the ending that would involve best girl who was also best Onee-chan.

I ask only because Anon was collectively the best otouto ever to exist in a CYOA located on the internets.

Would be hilarious if the mom approved.

>> No.12673559

>>12673553
Matango has been updated and doesn't turn you into a mushroom anymore. You just get a mushroom cap on your head once you go incubus. 0 for two. One last chance at revenge.

>> No.12673563

>>12673507
less smug please.

>> No.12673566

>>12673559
Ah fine, I'll go stop her goddamn puns.

gonna plug her mouth every time she spouts a pun

>> No.12673567

>>12673552
>>12673557
> triggered by cuck

Sorry, the word we have for this does not translate well, if at all, to English, so I used cuck. Point is, long distance relationships are exclusive to idiots.

> but married people!

Biggest idiots of all.

>> No.12673568

>>12673255
Challenge her to hand to hand combat.

Call her a chicken with weaboo weaponry if she refuses and then fight her anyway.

>> No.12673570
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>>12673507
This.
She deserves the love again that she lost back then.

>> No.12673571
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>>12673507

>> No.12673572

>>12673507
It's seems like you've been getting more vanilla and less femdom

>> No.12673573

>>12673527
I like it thus far.

>> No.12673576

>>12673567
Ok, now I know I'm talking to an idiot. Thanks

>> No.12673577

>>12673570
I second this.

We need more lavender-scented, smug, magical faggot cat pussy.

>> No.12673579

>>12673570
I Cheshire's were always cute.

Having spooky Halloween sex would be awesome

>> No.12673581

>>12673570
Agreed. We need some lavender smug cat love

>> No.12673582
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>>12673507

>> No.12673584

>>12673577
Can't we just have a lavender-scented, magical faggot cat pussy that ISN'T intolerably smug? you can be clever, confident, bold, hot headed or stubborn but smugness just pisses me off.

>> No.12673585

>>12673579
I wonder if there are Cheshires with orange color schemes. Surely they aren't all purple.

>> No.12673586

>>12673571
who's that bitch

>> No.12673588
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12673588

You guys probably already know, but Jin is releasing a book this comiket, 30 pages long + omake. Contains his first works and some more.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=46982169&from_sid=1080152031

>> No.12673593

>>12673586

wow rude

>> No.12673594

>>12673588
Oh no, not that elf again.

>> No.12673597
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>>12673570
She's always had a lot of love.

>> No.12673598

>>12673588
>The last pages with the Dark Elf

Awwwwwwwww yyyeeeaaaahhhhh

Maybe get some hot Black on White Elf action going!

>> No.12673600
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>>12673507
An Anubis belittling the slave she has rubbing her paws.

>> No.12673601
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>>12673594
Oh yes.

>> No.12673602

>>12673566
Good man.

>> No.12673603
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>>12673507
Cute loli is actually a dark matter oh no!

>> No.12673604

>>12673570

>Smug

As if anybody here can pull off a properly smug character.

>> No.12673607

>>12673576
So needlessly angry, fucking cuck.

>> No.12673610

>>12673584
Second.
Mostly because i want definite confidence more than smug.

>> No.12673614

>>12673600
This or the hunter jinko.

>> No.12673615

>>12673607
>nofighting.jpg

>> No.12673616

>>12673582
> western art


Where do you think you are?

>> No.12673625

>>12673507 here.
I think I'll do >>12673570. I've wanted to try writing cheshire.

>> No.12673632

>>12673625
Aw. We already have so much cheshire content.

>> No.12673633
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12673633

All I want in life is for a shirohebi to let me rest my head on her lap while she gently hums a lullaby and strokes my hair with her hands.

Insomnia sucks.

>> No.12673634

>>12673632
Cheshires are olev.

>> No.12673637

>>12673633
Drawfaggotry of Shirohebi resting in a papasan couch when?

>> No.12673641

>>12673632
I guess I requested it as a sort of 'taking back', I suppose.

Since there isn't a lot of Cheshire stuff that is more post-'that one time'.

>> No.12673642

>>12673633
How bout a tomboy manticore who you play baseball with?
how bout a (non-smug) Cheshire who you have prank wars with?
or a jinko friend who you go hiking and running with
maybe an elf who finally learns to swallow her pride and think of humans as equals

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

>> No.12673644

>>12673642
>Hiking with Jinko

Anon, this is too unrealistic for me, Jinko are meant for fighting with.

>> No.12673649

>>12673644
You mean for getting chased through a jungle by?

>> No.12673650

>>12673642
How about a Cheshire girl who loves making people happy and helping others?
Hard Mode: She experiences bouts of depression if she fails to/is unable to solve spmeone's problems.

>> No.12673652

>>12673641
You mean Clare or Laska?

>> No.12673653

>>12673644
not really. jinkos are the athletic type, and i think hiking would be something they enjoy. not like petty go into the woods and come out hiking, long distance stuff, things that take work to complete.

>> No.12673655

>>12673650
Yeah sure, that sounds like something I'd want in my life.

>> No.12673656

>>12673652
Shh...

>> No.12673659

>>12673650
out of character for a Cheshire i think, maybe a kikimora?

>> No.12673666

>>12673649
>Have a Jinko onee-san
>She one day comes into your room with her Werecat and Cheshire friend
>And tell you they are going to hunt you, for sport
>There is a vast woods in your back yard that you have as your grounds
>You have 20 minutes to hide before they find you
>Your only question to them is
"But...what happens if I get caught?"
>"Don't get caught.

>> No.12673667

>>12673649
Sometimes, but mostly for fighting with.

Just like Lamia, Succubi, and the occasional errant Lilim.

>> No.12673668

>>12673219
Dats adorable

>> No.12673674

>>12673255
"Oh! So I am dreaming."

Then I laugh a low, slow, chuckle that eventually builds up into a roaring manacle laugh.

If that doesn't scare her off then I am screwed. (Figuratively and possibly literally)

>> No.12673678

>>12673666
Flee. Flee screaming into the black forest, and don't come back until it's dark.

>> No.12673679
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>>12673659
Why is it out of character?

Monstergirls have many personalities. I can see a Cheshire being a very kind girl.

>> No.12673680

>>12673666
What if I make a break for the woods and strip, throwing my clothes in random directions to try to throw them off with my scent? I'll go barefoot and make sure I don't leave tracks, and then crouch in a tree hollow or something until the sun goes down, when I try to run back to my room and lock the door.

>> No.12673683

Remember to pet the Daughteru, not dick.
Pet on the head, tell her she's a good girl and sit her with you as you watch TV together

>> No.12673686
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>>12673679
What an ugly Cheshire.

>> No.12673690

>>12673679
what i'm saying is that a Cheshire is more the type to allow people to handle their own problems. there are many types of personalities, but culturally a kikimora would be more likely to do that.

>> No.12673692

>>12673666
tell her "i'm good, thanks"

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>>12673686
How could you say such terrible things? All Cheshires are adorable little miracles.

>>12673690
Kikimoras are more like drill sergeants than anything else.

>> No.12673697

>>12673694
no, i don't get that from kikimoras at all.

>> No.12673699

>>12673694
Okay, enough with the bob art please.

>> No.12673700

>>12673683
Dicking is love.

>> No.12673701

>>12673680
Dumb.

Take off your shirt, rub your crotch / arm pits with it, run to the nearest creek while dragging it on the ground, drop shirt, cross creek and leave all your other clothing in a high hollow of a tree, go back to the creek and wash thoroughly, then follow the creek (walk in the water) to the closest point of your house and wait for the game to begin, then quietly sneak back in the house.

You'll literally win the game a few minutes after it starts with the added benefit of getting inside to get comfy quickly.

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>>12673699
i like bob art

>> No.12673707

>>12673701
>Your face when one of them was prowling around the house, waiting for you come back all along.

>> No.12673709

>>12673704
Christian imageboard, faggot.

>> No.12673713

>>12673704
Blueboard, you dweeb.

>> No.12673714

>>12673700
When done to an adult, yes.

When you do it to an undeveloped child who respects you and adores you as a symbol of what a father is, no.

Having sex with your child daughteru is disgusting.

but hey, if you get off to the idea of manipulating someone who literally depends on you to live then just do what comes naturally.

>> No.12673717

>>12673704
banned from my christian board in 3... 2... 1...

>> No.12673719

>>12673714
>When done to an adult, yes

...You're ok with emotionally manipulative incest as long as she legal age? What the fuck?

>> No.12673720
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>>12673714
What if the daughteru sticks your dick in her?

>> No.12673724
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>>12673714
What if she wants it?
>>12673699
Why is that?

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>>12673707
That one deserves the dick for properly hunting me.

The other two get to spend the night in the woods for trying to play cat and mouse with me.

>> No.12673732

>>12673724
>What if she wants it?

It's your responsibility to explain the consequences and stipulations of sex and incest as well as the social ostracization she'll face.

Then, if she still wants it after reaching an age in which she is mature enough to handle herself like an adult, you can do it.

>> No.12673737

>>12673732
You are such a normalfag. Why are you even in this thread?

>> No.12673739

>>12673737
go away. normalfag is a stupid saying.

>> No.12673740

>>12673724
So are bob and less living together or something?

>> No.12673743

>>12673727
>clevercat.jpg

>> No.12673744
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>>12673717
>>12673713
>>12673709
"christian board"
this is 4chan, there is no religion here, and if there is there shouldn't be.

>> No.12673746

>>12673737
I'm sorry, I just think that pedophilia, especially when done to your own daughter, is wrong.

Manipulating children into having sex is morally wrong because they don't know any better. Even if you disagree with me I can't change my opinion on the matter.

the reason I'm in this thread is because I think monstergirls are cute.

>> No.12673747

>>12673744
Come on faggot.

>> No.12673748

>>12673558
On that note where is the anon who said he was capping the original posts? Hoping he delivers.

>> No.12673749

>>12673746
don't apologize for having acceptable standards

>> No.12673750

>>12673744
>claims there is no religion on 4chan
>posts a picture of a god

mate I don't think we see eye to eye.

>> No.12673752

>>12673737
Wanting to refuse the advances of the daughter you birthed does not make one a normalfag

>> No.12673753

>>12673727
>implying she won't drag you out into the woods to gangbang you into a sobbing girlcum drenched mess
>implying onee-san didn't mean it when she said "don't get caught"

>> No.12673754

Guys!
There is a Ryuu slithering around the front of my house.
She has gone by at least 4 times that I have seen in the last hour.
She slows a little and stares at my house, then moves on.

What should I do?

>> No.12673755

>>12673752
>>12673749
>>12673746
>>12673739

Normalfags pls go to your 18+ only /a/ waifu threads.

>> No.12673757

>>12673754
I wouldn't be terribly worried.

At least it's not an ushi-oni or dark elf stalker or something. Call the police if she won't get off your lawn.

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>>12673642
i want to go running with a jinko friend.

>> No.12673760

>>12673755
Alright, alright, if it makes you feel better, I'd fuck a Devil.

Is that better?

>> No.12673762

>>12673755
...i see nothing about jp being under 18 in the rules. in fact, in the rules it quite clearly states that "You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18."

>> No.12673763

>>12673757
Oh she stays on the sidewalk.

>> No.12673764

>>12673755
Please don't bully anons for having different opinions.

You can still be morally depraved as long as it's done in your imagination.

>> No.12673766

>>12673754
go and join her.

>> No.12673767

>>12673762
It is in FAQ this is considered a SFW board, there for you need to keep it 18+

>> No.12673768

>>12673732
>social ostracization
While I agree that dicking the daughteru is not ok, at least for me, to complain about incest in a monster girl thread is retarded.

Especially if the incest is between brothers, which is the purest form of love.

>> No.12673770

>>12673767
and by whom is is considered sfw by? again, nothing about this in the rules.

>> No.12673773

>>12673755
Are you saying you don't want to see your daughteru grow up to be a happy and well adjusted woman and go off to find her own happiness? That you don't want her to find her husbando and marry him, giving you cute grandchildren that cling to you and ask you to tell them stories?

>> No.12673774

>>12673754
Masturbate in front of an open window the next time she comes around. Pretend you don't know she is watching, but watch for her in a mirror.

>> No.12673775

>>12673768
You mean, brother and sister, or...?

>> No.12673777
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>>12673740
less likes Laska. Why is it so surprising an artist draws art of a character he likes?

>> No.12673776

I changed some things around. most of the smut will go into here http://pastebin.com/7H3xn8Kx
Its still a work in progress, so please bear with me

>> No.12673778

>>12673770
This board is listed as SFW in the FAQ, go read some.
Try posting non sfw see what happens

>> No.12673779

>>12673767
... nevermind. found it, though i feel this is odd. very well.

>> No.12673780

>>12673775
Yeah sorry, I meant siblings

>> No.12673781

>>12673763
Do you live in a decent neighborhood? If so the police may still take it as some violation if she loiters around too long.

>> No.12673782

>>12673753
>Monster grills
>Sharing their spoils

Cheshire won the contest all on her own, likely by going invisible and waiting by the house while telling the other two she'll be nearby hunting but invisible.

Actually, I'm pretty sure Cheshire would just go invisible and follow me for the first 20 minutes to know what I was doing if her friends didn't keep an eye on her.

>> No.12673784

>>12673773
But how will she be well-adjusted if she doesn't get experienced in fucking her lover like the beast she is by the time she's 13?

>> No.12673786
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we need more not-sadistic manticores.

>> No.12673787

>>12673784
This.

>> No.12673788

>>12673507
Can't post pics right now, but I'd like a werewolf.

>> No.12673789

>>12673786
We don't need any more manticores period.

>> No.12673790

>>12673786
plz no more manticore

>> No.12673791

>>12673786
> We need no more manticores

FTFY

>> No.12673792

>>12673786
>More manticores
No.

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>>12673786
There are plenty

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>>12673791
>>12673790
>>12673789
>>12673792
we need more manticores.
we also need more manticores that are not drawn by .less

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>>12673748
I have them all (minus the good and bad ending cause I missed them)
http://pastebin.com/20PuWpDv

>> No.12673797
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>>12673786
No.
Just no.

>> No.12673798

>>12673795
>>we need more manticores.

no, they're pretty well represented already.

There are a lot more monstergirls that are already not sadistic and need more representation that the mants.

>> No.12673799

>>12673776
Forgot to say that I made a lava golem smut. Its in there.

>> No.12673800
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>>12673797
Yes.
Just yes.

>>12673798

Non-sadistic manticores which are not drawn by .less are required.

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>>12673798
Feel free to represent them, then, instead of bitching about Manticores.

>> No.12673803

>>12673795
No more fucking manticores.

>> No.12673804

>>12673796
>http://pastebin.com/20PuWpDv
But anon it shouldn't be too difficult to find the good and bad end. It's archived after all.

>> No.12673807

>>12673803
Fucking this. Their design is actually pretty shit. it's all over the fucking place

>> No.12673809

>>12673801
>tells me stop bitching
>while bitching about manticores not being represented

about as delusional as it gets.

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>>12673803
>more fucking manticores
FTFY

>> No.12673813

>>12673809
no, sir, that was not bitching. and it was neither the original poster as well.

>> No.12673814

>>12673812
Fuck off.

>> No.12673819

>>12673803
>thinks complaining on the internet works.

Reminds me of my first day on the internet.

>> No.12673820

>>12673814
>Fuck Manticores.
FTFY

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>>12673814
Never.

>> No.12673825

>>12673819
Implying it doesn't, when it got us here, newfag.

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>>12673820
>manticores
FTFY

>> No.12673827

>>12673826
>futa

and you lost me.

>> No.12673828

Manticores are like a destroyer, hrad to sink and can fight any point you make

>> No.12673829

>>12673821
Stop forcing. If people don't want to talk about it now then go away until someone does. We've had this discussion before.

>> No.12673832

>>12673786
I like their sadistic personality though.

>> No.12673833

>>12673603

>Dark Matter

ía ía cthulhu ftaghn

>> No.12673834
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>>12673829
Forcing? i'm forcing? my friend, i'm not forcing anything. if someone was forcing it would be you, forcing me to stop posting.

>> No.12673835

>>12673826
>"I posted it again XD"

>> No.12673836
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>>12673829
>No one wants to talk about manticores!
>Lots of people posting Manticores

You're a retard, anon-san.

>> No.12673838

>>12673826
ebin

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>>12673832
well that's you. if you were to find a manticore you would want to fuck, it would be sadistic. me, if i spent more than 5 minutes around a sadistic manticore i would probably try to strangle her to death.

>> No.12673844
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12673844

is manticore some cool new genre of doujin music
what the heck is this fricken thread about anyway
why would a girl be a monster

>> No.12673849

>>12673836
It's the same thing with pegging and just about any other "Opinion" activity.

> X thing is posted
>a few people talk about X thing
>"Wow you need to stop forcing X until people want to talk about it naturally"
>Shitposts until it's not posted anymore or deleted by janitor
>"What I'd tell you guys? X thing only causes shitposts (which I started and made sure to continue)"
>repeat whenever thing is posted again.

>> No.12673850

I'm kind of surprised anons are so clueless to let this shitposter piss them off. The guy posting manticores is obviously trying to get reactions because he knows plenty of people already hate manticores. Stop replying.

>> No.12673851
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>>12673844
because she would be hot.

>> No.12673852

>>12673842
>that background lamia with a gladiator shield and sword

I want more of this.
With Medusa because Greece.

>> No.12673855

>>12673842
>i would probably try to strangle her to death.
She'd probably pin you you to the ground, laughing at you as you cry bitch-tears.

>> No.12673856

>>12673832
Me too. /mgg/ is a bunch of oversensitive babies.

>> No.12673857

>>12673850
I don't hate them though. I just think they're overdone.

>> No.12673858

>>12673850
>You can't like Manticores because I said so!
shut up, nerd

>> No.12673859

>>12673851
and, much like that monstergirl you posted, wouldn't do anything without your consent. She's very professional and considerate.

>> No.12673860
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>>12673850
no, i'm posting manticores because i like them. if others don't, that's their opinion, and they are more than welcome to post about things they do like.

>> No.12673861

>>12673850
I'm not gonna cry just because he's posting some art.

At the end of the day if it causes bitch-kun to get angry then there's a lot of fun to be had.

>> No.12673863

>>12673855
nah. most pricks just need one good slap to put them into line.

>> No.12673864

>>12673855
anon i think you are a homo its okay to like boys you dont have to find a phallic object on a girl that will penetrate you like on manticores

>> No.12673865

>>12673859
and hot.

>> No.12673866

>>12673864
Punctuation faggot, what are you saying?

>> No.12673867

>>12673864
I don't think the tail pussy penetrates.
It forces YOU to penetrate.

>> No.12673874
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>>12673860
in other news, we need more jinkos as well.

>> No.12673875

>>12673860
yes some people have the opinion that they dont like manticores but people also have the opinion that they should be opposed and should stop being posted

i dont understand why people think you discredit everyone by saying the thing that they oppose and want gone is an opinion so it doesnt matter

>> No.12673877
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12673877

>62 images already
>Only just now hit 300 post limit to prevent the thread from bumping
>We generally break 3k posts
>MATH MATH....MATH
>We'll run out of images near the 1500 mark at this rate

I'm going to take up an image post just to tell you to behave anons.

And I'm not going to delete the file!

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>>12673865
that's a given.

>> No.12673879

Guys, I went out and talked with the Ryuu, I acted like I was checking my mail.

>>12673781
yes middle class.

>>12673774
My local policewoman is a dark elf, bad idea.

>>12673766
This idea worked

She is a friend of my Fox GF, she was lost and knew of my place from the info that Kyone (my gfs name) gave her.

I spoke with her for a while, she seemed very nice, and I sent her to my GFs place down the road (kinda hard to miss, but this ryuu did).

>> No.12673880

>>12673867
oh right that makes more sense on a monster girl i guess
im not a monster girl scientist i just wanna call people homos

>> No.12673881

>>12673877
Am I the only one who actually likes those lips of hers?

>> No.12673882

>>12673877
>Those lips

I could get behind that.

>> No.12673883

>>12673879
>ERP
>>12673880
You type like a faggot.

>> No.12673885
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>>12673875
shut up with your trashy logic. if you don't like manticores, simply ignore. i'm not holding a gun to your head and forcing you to comment and look at every image.

>> No.12673886

God damn you people are experts at being fucking boring and tiring. Just give it a rest for fuck's sake.

>>12673507

I'd vote for one with the Sadako picture you posted, but it seems I'm a bit late.

>> No.12673888

>>12673881
too western for my taste.

>> No.12673890

>>12673882
>I could get into that.
FTFY

>> No.12673892

>>12673875
>You have to cater to what I want or else you're not posting correctly.

Anon just respect others and what they like, it's that simple.

If you don't like post, instead of shitposting, just ignore it and let him post.

>> No.12673893

We should really have a separate link for thread etiquette along side the master list. This newfag shitposting is getting out of hand.

>> No.12673894
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>>12673879
aha. i had the correct idea after all.

>> No.12673895

>>12673890
Thank you anon.

>> No.12673896

>>12673877
I'm certain we'll hit a point where we'll post without images for a good hour to balance it out.

>> No.12673898
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>>12673896
Are you sure anon?

>> No.12673899

>>12673893
I agree.

>> No.12673900

>>12673879
She acted kind of embaarased and was like "oh, hi, umm I am lost, I am trying to find Kyone's place, I found yours, but uhh...err ..

I had forgotten how tall they are . and damn she was cute.
I think its the horns.

>> No.12673901

>>12673879
>roleplaying

Anon just type a greentext story and add choices if you're going to do this. What you're doing is just sad.

>> No.12673902

>>12673885
It'll be easier to ignore f you did'nt keep eating up the image limit

>> No.12673904

>>12673883
I for once agree, he does type like an ALP.

>> No.12673905

>>12673898
It happens pretty often, so yeah.

>> No.12673906
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>>12673902
this is a monstergirl thread, and maticores are monstergirls. suck it the fuck up.

>> No.12673909

>>12673906
Anon I defended you previously in the thread for liking manticores, but seriously.

If you're going to post so many pics make sure to delete them an hour later so that the thread doesn't end up completely over the limit before we've hit 1000 posts.

It's not about what monstergirl you like, it's about the image limit.

>> No.12673910

>>12673906
Manticores are the worst of MGs right after Ushi-onis.

My only response to them is a high powered rifle round to the skull if I see one


weakbait.jpg

>> No.12673911

>>12673901
This, although I worry that we'll have multiple CYOAs up at a time.
>>12673904
>ALP
You also type like a faggot.
>>12673906
If you wanted to "dump" images, just post a link to imgur.

>> No.12673912

>>12673885
i just dont like dorks who say the word opinions like its absurd to argue over opinions when thats what arguing is mostly about
i dont mind manticores i dont mind any of this and i also dont care about any of this i just came to stop by
well you cant really just not pay attention to everything you dont want to pay attention to people dont work that way so it is annoying if you see things you dont like i know theres no reason for you to stop posting manticores though

>> No.12673914

>>12673906
Spamming images is still obnoxious and you've posted a lot without generating decent discussion.

We should really get on this thread etiquette link thing.

>> No.12673915

>>12673875
I remember someone said something along these lines about succubi. That's inherently wrong.

It's not like we're talking about futa or monsterboys here. Chill and take it easy.

>> No.12673916
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>>12673804
http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8
here is the full one (went and found it cause OP is a cool guy)
really love Nyanon's writing but I really kinda don't like the good ending too seems really bad too, but that is just me

>> No.12673918

>>12673910
>ushi-oni
>bad MG

terrible, terrible bait.

>> No.12673920
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>>12673905
But are you sssuuuuurrrrreeeee?

Okay I'll stop now. I do have one group sized picture though it's not quite as lipilicious as the other ones.

>> No.12673921

>>12673910
>He doesn't like brutal rape machines

Week bate

>> No.12673922

>>12673912
Is your shift key broken?
Have you ever learned about periods, and I don't mean the ones women get.
Do you understand basic English?

>> No.12673924

>>12673909
>delete them an hour later
You at least have 30< minutes before you're unable to delete a post/image.

Even then, you still have a limit as to how many posts you can delete at a time.

>> No.12673926

>>12673920
>>12673898
See, now these two are too western-looking lips for me.

>> No.12673927

>>12673914
Is not the thread etiquette section in the FAQ?

>> No.12673929

>>12673909
>>12673912
>>12673914
blah blah blah, words words. lay the problem to rest- the lad likes manticores so let him.
but he should abide by etiquette and not drink up the image limit so he will only post if requested, and people who have images to share will him will post them under their own power. problem solved.
we can all be friends guys.

>> No.12673934

>>12673910

>Ushi-onis

Nigga you calling Fia a shit? I'll fucking fight you.

>> No.12673936

>>12673934
You, me, parking lot, 10 mins from now, No MG GF/wife backup.

>> No.12673937

>>12673929
>we can all be friends guys
>friends
We can get along with one another.

But don't force your newfag rhetoric and broken english on us.

>> No.12673939

>>12673910
>Thinks murder is an acceptable solution to problems
You're american, aren't you?

>> No.12673941

>>12673927
OPs should be more explicit, like "please read thread etiquette before posting" and then link to it

>> No.12673942

>>12673922
I think it's just from it feeling more normal to not use capitals or punctuation when I am in chat boxes, and then I go make posts in threads which are meant to be quick, so it just ends up that sometimes I type like that. It's not really necessary at all, but just kind of happens.

>> No.12673946

>>12673916
Thanks anon, you're an alright guy.

>> No.12673947
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12673947

What kind of monstergirl is this?

>> No.12673949

>>12673939
I have a feeling it's always the same guy or group of guys posting about wanting to kill a MG with a shot gun. Probably makes them feel badass.

>> No.12673950

>>12673929
in the meantime, let's have a little survey.

if you were to be stuck in a one room cabin, which of the following would you prefer?

ADHD non-sadistic manticore

pranking faggot kat

ushi oni with poor social skills- not in the rude way, in the "i have no idea how to talk to people" way

or the worlds horniest succubus. possibly not in a good way.

and if you were stuck with one, what would you bring for entertainment?

>> No.12673953

>>12673947
Clearly a Dream Demon.

>> No.12673954

>>12673947
Demon of some sorts.

>>12673950
ADHD Manticore.

>> No.12673955

>>12673939
we're all american here.

>> No.12673956

>>12673950
Fuck off, your previous survey was incomprehensible garbage.

>> No.12673957

>>12673939
Hey, I'm American, too.
Words hurt, anon.

>> No.12673958

>>12673947
A Holstaurus Demon Wolf Wight Fox thing
Or just a Demon in general

>> No.12673960

>>12673947
Dream Demon.

>> No.12673961

>>12673956
What was the previous survey?

>> No.12673963

>>12673949
not any MG, just Manticores

Its not murder, its pre-emptive reverse rape.

>> No.12673965

>>12673956
aha, but that is where you are wrong, for this is my first survey.

>> No.12673967

>>12673953
>>12673954
I was thinking there was some specific title. I guess 'Dream Demon', but that's specific to that one picture. I couldn't find any other Dream Demon images.

>> No.12673968

>>12673961
there was none. he's just lighting his testicles on fire.

>> No.12673969

>>12673955
well people from japan think that

>> No.12673972

My Fox woman, her Ryuu, Wyvern, and a Shirobei friends are going out for 'girls night'

Should I be worried?

>> No.12673973

>>12673972
You should stop roleplaying.

>> No.12673975

>>12673967
Dream Demon is the artist's name.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=41200001

>> No.12673976

>>12673961
>>12641742

>> No.12673977

>>12673972
why would it matter?

>> No.12673978

The only dream demon I know is Yumeki merry
and I don't think she is really a demon.

>> No.12673983

>>12673972
Fuck off.

>> No.12673985

>>12673972
>ERP

pls no Anon.

>> No.12673986

Hey, Bitch-kun is here!

>> No.12673987

>>12673985
There's nothing erotic about that. Please stop throwing around terms you don't understand.

>> No.12673991
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>>12673926
>Western styled lips

I always wondered why anime / mango doesn't have any emphasis on actually drawing lips and shit.

I mean, noses I can understand, noses are fairly ugly looking, so they can save some time by skipping over them without losing much.

But lips are really nice, why skip them?

http://oglaf.com/appealtoheaven/

>> No.12673992

>>12673987
So that's what the E represents.

Sorry, I'll shorten it to RP from now on.

>> No.12673993

>>12673986
nice to meet you bitch kun. why did you announce your entry?

>> No.12673994

>>12673986
Bitch-kun never existed in the first place.

>> No.12673998

>>12673992
Thank you, anon.

>>12673991
Well, I for one don't like big lips. They just scream 'cheap whore' to me.

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12673999

but that guy wansta erp
opinions

>> No.12674001

>>12673999
That gif makes me uncomfortable.

>> No.12674003

>>12673999
What?

>> No.12674007
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12674007

Monster Girls who are bigger and stronger than you that want to protect you and you want to dote on are olev.

Agree or disagree?

>> No.12674008

>>12674007
Agree.

>> No.12674010 [DELETED] 

>>12674007
please stop emasculating yourself

>> No.12674013

>>12674007
Yes. But if she wants to be just a little rough with me I don't mind, everyone needs a place to vent.

>> No.12674014

>>12674007
I agree.

>> No.12674016

>>12674007
Eh, I'm fine with it

>> No.12674018

>>12674007
I concur

>> No.12674019

>>12674010
>implying I need to be a big stronk manly man for my waifu to love me
>implying she doesn't appreciate vulnerability

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>>12674007
I agree.
But Monster Girls who are smaller than you, whose smiles you want to protect, are also olev.

>> No.12674022

>>12674013
I'd rather have her dote on me though.

>> No.12674023

>>12674007
All of my yes.

>> No.12674024 [DELETED] 

>>12674019
okay but if you want to mentally deteriorate so much why not just go on deviantart?

>> No.12674025

>>12674007
No thanks.

>> No.12674026
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>>12674007
seeing a normally confident dragon nervously saying goodbye to her husband would be cute.

seeing her excitedly greet him like a puppy dog when he returns would be equally cute.

>> No.12674029

>>12674024
Stop trying to start a fight, anon. There's nothing wrong with being vulnerable for your waifu.

>> No.12674030

>>12674024
>unwarranted fighting
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.

>> No.12674031

>>12674007
That'd be nice.
Big strong dire wolfu to cuddle with, to protect me. In return I'd do my best to make her feel appreciated and loved.

>>12674022
Sounds more like you just want to be lazy and have her do everything. I'm more of the house husband type. She works all day to bring home money and in return I keep things tidy, cook, and 'service' her needs when she gets home.

>>12674024
>>12674010
These fucking maledom normalfags jesus christ.

>> No.12674032 [DELETED] 

males wanting to dote and wanting to be protected by females is the most retarded thing conceivable

>> No.12674033
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12674033

>>12673926
because it was drawn by some dude on /v/
this is the original

>> No.12674036

>>12674031
>want to be lazy

No, actually I want the same thing as you do. My returning affection is more like supporting her by being a nice house husband, as you said, being more like a support structure.

I usually associate "doting" with how people treat smaller MGs.

>> No.12674038 [DELETED] 

>>12674032
I see your bait, and raise you one fuck off.

>> No.12674039

>>12674024
Come on anon, you can show weakness to your wife. She'll never judge you if you can't carry that burden on your own.

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>>12674026
I think I'd prefer vice versa of that situation

>> No.12674042

>>12673978
>yumekui merry
What's up with this series and really amazing character designs? I'm not ordinarily into loli but I'd rail Sonar Clione so hard that her moans would show up on SOSUS, and when I saw Achtelnote I wanted to grow two penises just so that I could fap to both equally.

If it had monstergirls too, it would've been perfect.

>> No.12674043

>>12674031
Why are you just completely going vice versa with the concept of males and females? You're literally just switching it around.

>> No.12674045

>>12674031
>These fucking maledom normalfags jesus christ.
This guy knows how to lighten up.

Yes I know you were joking, that's the point.

>> No.12674047

>>12674007
Only as long as I get the chance to return the favor. She shouldn't have to do all the protecting.

>> No.12674049

>>12674039
Well, it's a little more than just showing some weakness, isn't it?

>> No.12674050

>>12674031
Would you sit on your dire wolfu's lap and be her little wolf puppy while she holds you tight in her arms?

>> No.12674051

>>12674041
i'm not interested in a wife who treats me like a sperm bank.

>> No.12674054

>>12674036
Fair enough. I'm glad we agree.

>>12674050
Yes. I want her to hold me in her big strong paws and make me feel safe and secure.

>> No.12674056 [DELETED] 

>>12674038
Retards don't deserve peace in their stupidity. I said such a simple and obvious thing, it's funny that you disregard it.

>> No.12674057

>>12674043
Some people want to be in the supportive, side-line role which happens to be associated with women.

Being a house husbando is a way of returning her affection without having to be assertive. It's a passive way of supporting her, but no less valuable to her (depending on the MG's disposition, of course).

>> No.12674065

What MGs would realistically want house husbands? Not many maybe. I'm thinking

>onis
>amazonesses, of course
>dire wolves
>maybe some vampires, but you'd be more like a butler

>> No.12674066

>>12674054
Without any bias over this crap here, but just what exactly do you look like in this fantasy? Just some average looking boy like >>12674007 that? Just how's that add up, some boy having emotions like wanting to be held in big strong hands and being treasured? Well I guess this is a monster thread, so I guess things are supposed to be weird and out of place...

>> No.12674067

>>12674065
Any dominating mg would probably be cool with it.

Maybe some of the gentler ones like ryuu or tanuki where you probably wouldn't have to work anyway.

>> No.12674068
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12674068

Would you be man enough to babysit Monster Girl City's brattiest and misbehaved Daughterus?

Knowing that it'll basically be like Home Alone but with more rape. And if you manage to step on thumbtacks, slip on a toy car or whatever and get raped you won't be paid.

The MGC Babysitting Agency needs YOU

>> No.12674069

>>12674065
fuck the amazons. nobody likes those guys. i'm sure if there were real amazons they would've been nuked off the face of the earth by now.

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;_;

>> No.12674071

>>12674057
>i wanna be a manwife to a hideous creature
gotcha

>> No.12674072

>>12674066
Do you think men can't be vulnerable and have emotions or what? Are you so stuck in your normalfag alpha-fag ways that you can't comprehend guys want to be protected as well?

>> No.12674073

>>12674068
how bout i just slap their shit until they get their act together.

>> No.12674074

>>12674068
Ah fine, I'll take the job.

How bad could it get?

>> No.12674075

>>12674068
Sure, so long as yandere is included somehow.
>>12674070
Context?
>>12674071
>>>/a/

>> No.12674076

>>12674066
It's not really even that strange, honestly. If we're talking 3DPD there are women out there who feel that protective, maternal instinct for boys, especially if they look young or vulnerable.

And who cares what we look like in a fantasy, every fantasy is inherently embarrassing. And anyway I don't buy into this culture's expectations of males completely.

>> No.12674077

>>12674069
The real amazons had a period of the year in which any male traveller was invited for orgy fucking if he was deemed worthy, then they would genocide any male babies that were born while raising any females into more amazons.

Then achilles killed their strongest warrior and queen while not breaking a sweat and openly laughing at her skill and the rest of her army was slaughtered by the greeks.

>> No.12674078

>>12674068
Physical discipline. And not with the dick.
>>12674075
She found out she was canceled.

>> No.12674079
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12674079

>>12673507
Probably long past the time where this was applicable, but all the same.

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>>12674078
What? Are you shitting me?

>> No.12674083

>>12674072
No, you're just a retard who denies all connections with emotions, reactions and decisions with the role and placement of certain types of people. You're just scrambling and mismatching things. Links and associations are tied with certain types of what you are, like being a man and being a woman. Take that away and you're just taking away the meaning of life.

>> No.12674085

>>12674068

Do I get to use my old man's Paladin armor to scare the shit out of them if they cross the line?

>> No.12674086
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12674086

>>12674075
Mikado went full beast.

>> No.12674087

>>12674069
Stop hating on my waifu, please. She didn't do anything wrong. Thanks

>>12674071
>implying she's hideous

>> No.12674088

>>12674083
So, yes, you're mired in cultural expectations of 'man.'

>> No.12674091

>>12674083
Your post is so scrambled I have no idea what's supposed to be supporting your argument.

>> No.12674092

>>12674075
>Sure, so long as yandere is included somehow.

You might become the babysitter of a particularly clingy monstergirl who continually asks her mother to go out so that she has an excuse to see you.

As time goes on her obsession grows more severe, going as far as begging you to only babysit her and to work fulltime in their house as a butler or personal servant.

It reaches the point where she gets moody and silent whenever you talk to girls your age, and if you refuse to play with her she throws a tantrum until you relent. You find loli mags that she bought under your bed and any milf or cc doujins are immediately trashed by as being "fucking garbage."

Basically she develops yandere imouto syndrome.

>> No.12674094

>>12674065
Depends,

Dragon may want a house husband due to:

A. Immense treasure horde

B. She can't keep track of you and thinks someone may try and take you.

>Decide to get office job so you feel like you contribute something.
>Dragon Waifu never really seems at ease when you leave.
>Work on 15th floor doing accounting work for some marketing company.
>Dragon keeps flying outside the window while you work, following you as you walk and shooting nasty glares at anyone who tries to talk to you.

>Eventually get fired because Dragon breaks into your Succubutt manager's office and sets it on fire after you are called in to discuss "Improving your work Performance."

>> No.12674097

>>12674073
That would mean involving the Dark Elf child protection services.

And you would spend time in their Rape Dungeon to pay for daughteru abuse.
>>12674074
That's the spirit! Now just sign this barely illegible and vague contract and you'll be a part of the team!
>>12674075
Many daughterus have been known to have Yandere tendancies, as part of your training you'll learn how to deal with them without making them go full yandere and maiming you or killing other people.
>>12674078
Dicking is against policy, physical discipline is allowed but only in minor amounts. A course for this will also be part of your training.

An example is gripping a Cat Girl at the nape of the neck so they go limp, or spraying them with a water bottle.
>>12674085
If it helps you keep them in line without causing physical harm, then go for it.

Paladin armor won't be provided though, so you will need to bring your own and take responsibility for any damages it receives or even causes when working.

>> No.12674099

>>12674086
So, which volume is this?

>> No.12674100

>>12674092

then she has a turn for worse, and kills you. thats the problem with yanderes

>> No.12674102

>>12674067
Tanukis would probably take those rich, spoiled husbands who make their servants do all the house work and can't cook a proper meal.

I'd rather waifu a hard working blue collar construction worker MG.

>> No.12674104

>>12674099
Web chapters

>> No.12674109

>>12674097
What if I grip them at the neck then spray them with water?

>> No.12674110

>>12674097
>That would mean involving the Dark Elf child protection services.

>And you would spend time in their Rape Dungeon to pay for daughteru abuse.

no, that's called parenting you stupid cunt.

>> No.12674111

>>12674100
That's yangire.

>> No.12674112

>>12674100
yangires are the ones that kill you

yandere kills everyone but you

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>>12674092
What if she somehow gains access to a de-lolification cake, and you should probably understand what happens from that point.
Oh boy, I can imagine the potential underboob.
>>12674100
That yangire, newfaggot.

>> No.12674115

>>12674104
Well shit. I'm stuck with the 9 volumes here, never got through the webcomic.

Did you got them somewhere else or just saved from them browser?

>> No.12674116

>>12674042
I really liked Engi threepeice no idea why, those cloven hooves

>> No.12674117

>>12674100
Here we go again

>> No.12674118

>>12674087
your "waifu" thinks of you as a worthless object, and if you are content with that i suppose she's right.

>>12674077
and they had it coming.

>> No.12674120

>>12674094
On the bright side, you could then use the skills picked up doing the accounting work to better manage her hoard?

>> No.12674121

>>12674109
Only if they're misbehaving and other forms of discipline haven't worked.

Please try to use those tactics in moderation, the last thing we need is her parents coming home to find a man standing other their daughteru who has been drenched in some sort of liquid while lying motionless on the floor.

>> No.12674131

>>12674118
Here comes that anti-amazoness grouch again.

What makes you think they don't love their husbandos? Is hunting for them and protect them from marauding manticores and jinkos not a sign of real love?

>> No.12674132

>>12674121
Yeah but you'll get sewed not me.

>> No.12674135

>>12674094
I want to be a Dragon's favorite treasure in her horde, and be her house husband caring for our daughter while she's off at work

>> No.12674136

>>12674132
That's not what your contract will say.

>> No.12674137

>>12674135
That's right.

A man's place is at home, taking care of the Daughterus.

>> No.12674138

>>12674112
I'm pretty sure yanderes would kill themselves before killing anybody else.

>> No.12674139

>>12674118
You're headcanon a shit.

>> No.12674140

>>12674136
Fucking jewnukis. I never wanted the job anyway so why I am complaining.

>> No.12674142

>>12674097
>vague contract

My favorite!

>> No.12674144

>>12674115
Saved them all from the site.

>> No.12674151

>>12674140
Good jobs aren't exactly growing from Dryads in MGC.

Some time you'll need to make the decision between working for a daughteru-sitting agency or being a prostitute.

You'll be back.

>> No.12674152

>>12674137
Your gender assumptions are so last century.

Men can have their own careers now, they don't need to be married off and forced to produce daughterus.

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>>12674118

My master loves me very much and takes good care of me, and is like a second mother to me, please don't insult her

>> No.12674156

>>12674151
>jobs for men in MGC
>babysitting, butlering, prostitution

Good thing the govt is paying me to live there

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>>12674152
Horsepussy plz.
You might literally be a white knight, but humanboys aren't gonna date you just because you spout some progressive "male rights" agenda.
A man's place is on his back.

>> No.12674160

>>12674072
God, I hate the word alpha.
Love protects both of the people, and keeps both people safe, but it doesnt mean that a male wants to be wrapped in the embrace of a womans strength.

Do you even want to be small and feminine in your fantasies? Do you want to be an average looking male with average features, that just express with your appearance things that don't correspond with any of your desires and feelings? Are you atleeeeast thinking of being some soft little shota or something?

>> No.12674161

>>12674144
Just saw it, thanks.
Robutt girl is still cool.

>> No.12674162

>>12674151
Good thing I don't live anywhere near that shithole. Farmers life is for me.

>> No.12674163

>>12674154
i think its meant to be mistress

>> No.12674164

>>12674160
Did you know not everyone is like you?

Why does someone have a fantasy of being protected and cherished by a strong, fluffy girl bother you so much?

>> No.12674166

>>12674151
Quick question, how big is MGC? Sprawl and population.

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>>12674162
>MG Farm Life
Well that's certainly better, but...

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>>12674007
>bigger
check
>stronger
more than check
>wants to protect
uh, I'm not sure about that
welp, I guess your waifu can't have it all

>> No.12674170

>>12674166
I always envision MGC as being the size of Chicago or something.

>> No.12674171

>>12674164
It's just always buzzwords and things that are so vague and meaningless with you people.
>Did you know not everyone is like you?
Yes I do. Gee I guess everything everyone else does is just rationalised because they're not like me,

>> No.12674172

>>12674168
Fuck that shit, my headcannon says other wise.

>> No.12674173

>>12674166
My head canon is that MGC is similar in size and population as New York City.

But most will tell you it's basically Detroit

>> No.12674175

>>12674166
Chicago/Detroit sized

>> No.12674177

>>12674154
is your mistress a kitsune or an amazoness? not sure if you're in the reply chain

>>12674160
Well, I am kind of frail, not much imagination needed
>being a soft little shota
I like this idea but children are too young to raise families

Also, love manifests itself in different ways. For some, the waifu shows it by protecting the husbando, and the husbando returns it by standing by her when the storms of life get rough. Love doesn't have to mean physical equality or traditional masculinity or what have you. I mean, it can, and that's fine if you want that.

>> No.12674178

>>12674166
I've always envisioned it as a much-larger, Sternbild-like city.

It's not on our planet anyways.

>> No.12674179

>>12674158
Stop being an Oni.

Some men don't want to be sluts

>> No.12674180

>>12674172
What is your head canon out of curiosity?

A safer MG farm setting would be nice.

>> No.12674181

>>12674164
>being protected and cherished by a strong, fluffy girl
Your fantasy is on the same level as diaper wearing people who wear baby clothes.

>> No.12674186

>>12674181
You're not very good at making apt comparisons. Either that or you're intentionally trying to get a rise out of me.

Just accept not everyone wants the same things.

>> No.12674187

>>12674171
So what is exactly is your point then?

>>12674181
I find it amusing that people are this hung up on gender roles.

>> No.12674188

>>12674168
>MG version of George Orwell's Animal Farm

That post deserved the screenshot mostly for that.

Also what's the spoiler since whoever capped it has failed at his one job.

>> No.12674189

>>12674180
1 man for every monster girl. Obviously not at all like our factory farms like some people seem to think. I guess it'd be like a group thing on a large area of land or just one man and his monster girl wife on their own plot of land. Either way it wouldn't be anything like today's farms.

>> No.12674192

>>12674166
I vision it as Chicago /Detroit type of city, only in the lower Midwest, like Missouri, Oklahoma, Kansas, Texas area. mebbe 500-700k pretty spread out though, kinda like St Louis sized

>> No.12674193

>>12674177

I ain't in the reply chain, sorry about that didn't read earlier comments

>> No.12674198

>>12674007

TF said she might translate one of those T-Rex girl comics if she finds time.

>> No.12674199

>>12674193
No problem. You have great taste in mistresses, have a nice day!

>> No.12674200

>>12674188
My bad, if I remember right it was something along the lines of stray cat girls breaking into your room and stealth-raping you.

>> No.12674201

>>12674192
I also see more than 1 MGC , one in Europe, Asia, and a few of them in America

>> No.12674206

>>12674186
It's a good comparison. You're just putting yourself into a vice versa, like an adult putting themselves into the role of a baby.

>>12674187
Shut up Sweden, the idea is that expressions have meaning, and you can just take an expression, put it wherever you want, and it wouldn't still mean something if you put it wherever you want to.

>> No.12674207

>>12674201
>more than 1 MGC

We must contain the corruption from spreading any farther.

>> No.12674209

Didn't we take a poll last thread where we wanted MGs to be fairly common , like 1 MG for every 10 humans?
Enough that they wont breed out the humans, but enough that they are considered common.

>> No.12674210

>>12673893
Thank you. I tried once, and got banned. We need to include a notice or something in the OP from now on.

>> No.12674213

>>12673786
Another non-macabre Leona story never :/

>> No.12674215

>>12674206
>It's a good comparison.

So by your logic all women are helpless babies since they often take the submissive role and often yearn to be protected?

>> No.12674218

>>12674189
>1
Completely unsustainable. You'd go broke and your holstaurus girl would be mooing from random men plowing her fertile lands rather than you.

If I were to run an mg farm I'd at least want a ten or so dairy holstauri with a special coop for the chicken harpies somewhere nearby.

maybe keep a stable for two or three centaur girls to ride in my free time.

Hire a few human farmhands to tend to the rest of the agricultural area and maybe wed my holstauri girls off to them in a sort of indentured servant kind of system. After a few years of working on the farm I give them the rights to their waifus and they can either leave or stay and keep working for better pay and free housing for the two of them.

Or screw the entire land farm thing and go for an aquatic farm in a large patch of netted of river with a few sahuagin overlooking the fishes growth and keeping the waters cleans for their harvest.

maybe go as far as setting up one of those floating fish net spheres where the fish grow inside and you just track the sphere's movement across the ocean with a mermaid waifu and a boat to keep it tethered all together.

>> No.12674219

>>12674207
Well, think about it, Japanese MGs would want to live in Japan, and there are certain areas of japan that are pretty much isolated.

>> No.12674220

>>12674209
I prefer 50/50

>> No.12674221

>>12674209
Well, yeah. That wasn't supposed to stop people from headcannoning whatever they want, though.

>>12674210
We need to decide on what's uncontroversially etiquette. Like, not spamming unrelated images, no ERPing, etc.

>> No.12674222

>>12674218
>Completely unsustainable. You'd go broke and your holstaurus girl would be mooing from random men plowing her fertile lands rather than you.
Disregarded your entire post because of how much of a faggot you seem to be from that first line.

>> No.12674224

>>12674206
Are you saying supporting your waifu from the sidelines is not an expression of love? Come on, man. You just have a very narrow view of what expressions can mean.

>> No.12674226

>>12674218
MGE monstergirls think cheating is taboo, so your idea falls flat there.

>> No.12674227

>>12674177
Hey, really little kids have had children before. Women have conjured significant upper body strengths that males have (through hormones), Males have kept themselves very weak by not doing anything, why are you saying something can't be done? Why are you claiming that something is out of bounds? You're the one putting a perspective across that there's virtually nothing that can stop you from putting a concept into meaning. Why does a little boy and a monster woman not make enough sense?

>> No.12674229

>>12674226
Who said anything about cheating?

I just want to run a succesful dairy operation and maybe some sustainable farming on the side. If they want to have their own husbands that's just peachy.

In the end I wouldn't want to marry a farm monstergirl anyway, too messy. Rather go for a monstergirl with class like a wight or something similar.

>> No.12674230

>>12674224
There's all kinds of ways you can be of help and be of meaning to someone in a productive manner, but what we are talking about is the reasons for desires and choices, and what you favour. You could be thinking a lot of things in your fantasies, but you're thinking this. That's what its about.

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Why are faggots trying to inject 3D logic into scenarios with monstergirls?

Are you that autistic?

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>>12674113
de-lolification cake? Oh boy. This is getting good.

>be neighbor of a monstergirl family
>they have several daughters but one is an outcast who is not particularly interested in anything her sisters are interested in
>she bumbles about the neighborhood and is often found in your yard, which is really more of a forest than a yard.
>she's extremely curious and enjoys listening to anything you can teach her
>she borrows books from your collection as well
> years go on and she turns from a young girl of five to a somewhat mature 10 year old, the kind which would give a pedophilia an erection so severe his penis would into a diamond is really cute.
>she's begun to spend more time around you than her sisters and possibly ever her parents, but because she had spent all her time exploring before neither seem to notice.
>one day, she disappears from your backyard. And the other backyards around the neighborhoods. And her parent's back yard as well. In fact, it seems she's just plain gone.
>parents are crushed, everybody's looking around for her
>nothing
>several months pass, and there's no sign of her until one day you see a woman, very attractive and likely in her 20s, standing in your backyard and looking at the girl's house.
>open the door and call out to her
>she jumps at your voice and whips around, giving you a better look at her.
>it's the girl
>relieved that you hadn't changed houses, she envelopes you in a bone-crushing hug that might've broken a rib or two
> She explains that she had developed a crush on you, but had not told you because you never would've accepted your feelings because of the rather drastic age difference. (No loli-wives allowed, sorry.)
>one day, she found a slightly insane man who promised her that he would enhance her age and maturity with a magical (radioactive) cake if she would bring (steal) a barrel of water (rubbing alcohol) for him to drink (wash his sweaty, hairy old man balls in, then drink).

>> No.12674236

>>12673571
Wish I could draw like Sigama...

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>>12674235
cont.

Is your reaction
1) Think to yourself “holy shit this is the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me her tits are roughly the size of cantaloupes and that ass is so fine it would be a crime to not destroy it” and tell the girl that you would gladly fuck and/or marry her, and she shouldn’t tell her parents. If you take this rout and her parents find out, or the girl tells them, you’ll be locked up in jail.
2) Think to yourself “holy shit this bitch just ate a fucking radioactive cake and turned into different type of cake (Christmas cake), I’ve got to get her to a fucking doctor before she grows a third leg”, then send her straight to the doctors, then notifying her parents. If you take this rout and the police cannot find the magical hobo that turned her into a runway model, she’ll stay this age and you –might- wind up fucking.
3) Think to yourself “holy shit what are her parents going to think about this? When they first learned she disappeared they thought I had kidnapped her. If I bring her to them in this state they’ll think I’m a mad (and horny) scientist and lock me up!”, telling her that you appreciate her commitment but she should get herself re-lolified as quickly as possible, THEN tell her parents. If you take this rout, her parents will might be more willing to let her fuck you, after she reaches a legal age of course.
Note that your answer is final and wifeing her in her loli form is not an acceptable answer.

picture relevant (but replaceable with the monster of your choice)

>> No.12674239

>>12674237
Come on, don't make it into a CYOA man. Write what you feel like writing.

>> No.12674240

>>12674131
>>12674139
did you like, not read their official description?

>> No.12674242 [DELETED] 

>>12674233
3D logic? What?
You're a person, having fantasies. It's the logic of the derivative of the fantasies. It's what it feels like to you. It's just about that. No one mentioned anything like "COMPARED TO THE NORMAL WORLD OUTSIDE OF HERE THIS MAKES NO SENSE COMPARED TO OUT THERE" or anything. It's just about why someone would want to think and feel something of this manner.

Basically it's just, I'm wasting my time, and I'm wasting it telling mentally ill people why they're showing dysfunctional behaviour with these fantasies.

>> No.12674245

>>12674222
You sure are sensitive Anon.

>> No.12674247

>>12674239
not a cyoa. what's your pick?

>> No.12674248

>>12674227
First of all, you need to stop talking in abstract about concepts when all you're doing is obfuscating the issue at hand. I have no idea what you mean by "putting a concept to meaning". If you want to talk about philosophy of language we could do that some other time.

I just dislike the idea of a shota raising a family, but if you want to fantasize about that then go ahead. I'm not the one running around telling you to stop. Anyway, nice job trying to deflect the argument to something offhanded and inessential so you don't have to back yourself up. Your analogy would actually be apt if there were anything "out of bounds" about what we are talking about.

>> No.12674249

>>12674245
Just tired of faggots. Have been since before we moved here.

>> No.12674251

>>12674235
Why did it take her "several months" of no contact with her parents in order to steal a barrel of rubbing alcohol?

>> No.12674252

>>12674237
>immediately jumping into cyoa

ehh... It's not bad but there's no need to do it like that. Just write a story.

>> No.12674253 [DELETED] 

>>12674233
I'd say it's more pessimism than autism. Y'know that whole 'too good to be true' kind of thing. There always has to be a catch.

>> No.12674254 [DELETED] 

>>12674242
>Basically it's just, I'm wasting my time, and I'm wasting it telling mentally ill people why they're showing dysfunctional behaviour with these fantasies.

Holy shit my sides. You think because people don't adhere to your standards of normalcy they're mentally ill?

>> No.12674256

>>12674240
Yes, and? Are you implying amazonesses can't love the man they captured?

>> No.12674257

>>12674235
>which would give a pedophilia an erection so severe his penis would into a diamond is really cute.

I don't understand what you could possbly be trying to tell me.

>> No.12674258

>>12674252
again, not a cyoa. what's your pick?

>>12674251
no, it took the sweaty old man several months to wash his dirty, swollen balls.

>> No.12674259

>>12674248
It wasn't much of a point. You said, you *can't* raise a family like that, that was the only point.

>> No.12674263

>>12674256
that's not love. do you love the orange juice bottle in your fridge? not the juice mind- the container. amazons want the substance that comes out, not the thing that just so happens to contain it.

>> No.12674265

>>12674247
2

>> No.12674267 [DELETED] 

>>12674254
>You think because people don't adhere to your standards of normalcy they're mentally ill?
No, it's because of everything I've said that I think that. What you've done is just think "normalfag" and disregard everything I say because of that. "standards of normalcy" doesn't have anything to do with what I think.

>> No.12674268

>>12674257
that was SUPPOSED to read like this-
which would give a pedophilia an erection so severe his penis would into a diamond is really cute
except it was in strike through and was deleted for some reason.

>> No.12674270

>>12674268
or, alternatly, is really cute (would give a pedophilia an erection so severe his penis would into a diamond)

>> No.12674271

>>12674258
>no, it took the sweaty old man several months to wash his dirty, swollen balls.
And did she really need to stay there throughout this process with no contact to anyone?
Whatever. It'd be wrong to keep from the parents the fact that their daughter's alive, but it'd also be wrong to turn that fine T&A back into loli. So 2.

>> No.12674272 [DELETED] 

>>12674267
Just drop it man. You've just proven yourself to be ignorant and you've made no real interesting points so far.

>> No.12674274

>>12674271
she had to retrieve multiple containers.

>> No.12674277

>>12674263
If we're talking about KC verse, read the fucking world guide. Monsters who treat men like "slaves" still love them, it's in there explicitly.

If headcannon, there's no reason you can't love and protect your possessions.

>> No.12674283 [DELETED] 

>>12674267
>"standards of normalcy" doesn't have anything to do with what I think.

>>12674242
>I'm wasting it telling mentally ill people why they're showing dysfunctional behaviour with these fantasies.

Your second statement is wrong. Because the behaviour appears abnormal to you, you classify it within your mind as dysfunctional. In reality, your own standards of normalcy are playing a large part in your opinions and repeated posts against peoples' harmless fantasies.
Just let it go. You're flailing your arms, trying to cover every weakness in your argument.
Drop it now, take the high ground, and that way you might prove that you're more reasonable than you're coming off as.

>> No.12674288

>>12674277
again, not as a person, but as a thing. i love my bike, but not in the same way i love my dog.

>> No.12674293 [DELETED] 

>>12674272
I haven't proven anything like that. My points aren't interesting at all, I agree. Why? Because I'm just talking obvious language here.

>> No.12674294

>>12673255

Mozambique Drill.

You think I would walk around at night without protection?

>> No.12674299

>>12674271
hey man, he's got some big ass balls, someone's gotta help him with those

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>>12674263
>amazons want the substance that comes out, not the thing that just so happens to contain it.
Some of us actually enjoy the idea of being coolly milked for genetic material by MGs that view a man as the useless flesh that the penis happens to be attached to.
Although incidentally, >>12674277 is right in that MGE amazonesses sadly do not fulfil this particular kink.

>> No.12674306

>>12674166
more or less like basin city

>> No.12674311

Thoughts?
http://exhentai.org/g/755585/f7e10857ee/
Keep in mind that it has furry, and a major violation of the bro-code.

>> No.12674312

>>12673697
>Not wanting a Gunnery Sgt. R Lee Emrmey Kikimora.

>You go from a slob to a marine.

>> No.12674316

>>12674311
a furry*

>> No.12674317

>>12674311
>http://exhentai.org/g/755585/f7e10857ee/
all i got was a sad panda

>> No.12674318

Can you princess carry you're MG waifu or does she princess carry you?

>> No.12674321

>>12674317
Fuck off newfaggot.

>> No.12674323

>>12674312
well, in all fairness, i don't think i'd want a drill sergeant tending my house or running my country. drill sergeants are meant to create trained killers, not stable, functional environments.

>> No.12674324

>>12674318
>Shirohebi

I would carry the human part and she would use her tail to keep the rest of the weight off my arms.

>> No.12674327

>>12674318
>Not Princess carrying your waifu regardless of her size and species
Man up, if she's a Lamia, Centaur, Oni or even a Giant you need to carry her everywhere

>> No.12674329 [DELETED] 

>>12674283
>Because the behaviour appears abnormal to you, you classify it within your mind as dysfunctional. In reality, your own standards of normalcy are playing a large part in your opinions and repeated posts against peoples' harmless fantasies.
It's not because of the behaviour appearing abnormal to me. That's not the reason. I don't just adapt a way of knowing thintgs and then stick to that way, whilst shunning anything new I come across.

All I'm doing is looking for rationality in how the fantasies work in response to the way people's feelings work. I think that sexual stimulation can lead people to anywhere, putting an attachment onto things that just grow out of the stimulation, and then it's a staple of your personality, which I think makes it an identity disorder. I know it's fantasy, but it etches into the way your sexuality works, that would be hard to be undone. You guys just masturbated your way into these fantasies, and they probably cause social problems for you along with all kinds of other things.

>> No.12674330

>>12674318
>Holstaurus
Most of the time I can. Though every now and then I might want her to if you know what I mean.

>> No.12674332

>>12674304
if you think that an amazon thinks of you as anything other than a slave or tool, i call bullshit. having an amazon that respects you is possible, but they are in a minority.

>> No.12674333

>>12674318
>ushi-oni
Ha. Fuck no.

>> No.12674336

>>12674318
>Shirohebi
Well, I can try.

>> No.12674337

>>12674333

But just think about it: If you did somehow manage to princess carry her she'd swoon so hard the floor would break before you even put her down.

>> No.12674340

>>12674337
She weighs like, a thousand pounds man. I'd need a wizard to help me with that one.

It's a good idea for her birthday, though.

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>>12674318
>tfw have an Apophis girlfriend
>tfw she uses a human transform potion to feel what it's like to be carried like the princess she always wanted to be
>tfw I have let her down as her boyfriend

>> No.12674347

>>12674323
You do realise, that standing armies have to exist as stable, functional environments right?

>> No.12674348
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>>12674332
I headcanon that they start off treating you with abuse and contempt like a plundered rapeslave, but as the weeks and months go by, the dumbass' MGE semen-addiction starts to kick in and they slowly mellow out.

>> No.12674349

>>12674340
If you don't skip leg day you won't need the wizard.

But good lord. The thought of a magical Ushi Oni (henceforth Ushi Lilim) who can break pelvis just by looking at them.

>> No.12674353

>>12674348
>That scarring from the breastplate to her actual breasts
That's some delicious detail right there

>> No.12674354

>>12674318
I want to be Princess Carried by my Dragon Waifu!

>> No.12674355 [DELETED] 

>>12674329
You're conflating paraphilia and disorder; you'll find under the current DSM definitions, those two are (fairly arbitrarily) distinguishable from one another.

>> No.12674356

>>12674348
Come on nigga, don't use best QB as an example of your shitty Amazon depiction.

>> No.12674357

>>12674356
Especially since she's a huge lesbian.

>> No.12674361

>>12674349
My god. Imagine an ushi-oni who can not only teleport, but can make you WANT to have your pelvis broken.

The horror, the horror....

>> No.12674364 [DELETED] 

>>12674329
Looking for rationality? You're outright insulting people, not trying to find a reason for the way other people are.

>I think that sexual stimulation can lead people to anywhere, putting an attachment onto things that just grow out of the stimulation, and then it's a staple of your personality, which I think makes it an identity disorder.

And do you have any actual evidence of this? Besides it being your own personal belief, I mean.
And "identity disorder" is an incredibly vague term. Did you mean Dissociative Identity Disorder? Because that's an actual mental illness that results in two very distinct personalities or identities that outright influence behaviour on a level significant enough for it to be actual class as a mental illness. Posting on a website about personal fantasies when that kind of posting is commonplace hardly fits that definition.

>You guys just masturbated your way into these fantasies, and they probably cause social problems for you along with all kinds of other things.

Again, can you provide actual evidence for either parts of that sentence? Some might say you're projecting, which would again be unfounded because you're entirely anonymous, but others might just accuse you of ad hominem.

Right now you're assuming that there must be a strictly adhered to norm. That a relationship must be entirely inflexible and based upon a certain standard.

>> No.12674366

>>12674347
yeah, i've heard of north korea.

>> No.12674367

I can princess carry my fox gf, she weighs maybe 110lbs

>> No.12674368

>>12674348
how bout get a wife that's good right from the start?

>> No.12674370

>>12674367
I can princess carry my ghost waifu, she weighs exactly nothing.

>> No.12674371

>>12674366
I'm glad, praise be to KIM.

>> No.12674372

>>12674361

Don't forget the fact her "cave" is actually a pocket dimension of infinite floors you will be sex'd through.

>> No.12674374

>>12674367
fucking hell is she a holocaust survivor or 5/2?

>> No.12674376 [DELETED] 

>>12674364
Just stop replying to him, this is going nowhere.

>> No.12674379

>>12674318

>Yeti

The first time I did that, she liked it so much she wrapped her paws around my neck and wouldn't let go until hours later. I had to wait for her to doze off in my arms so I could gently put her down without any objections. She still asks for it every once in a while, and it makes my back feels like a stone wall, but if it makes her happy, then I'm happy.

>> No.12674380

>>12674347
They don't have to exist. If humans learned to get along they wouldn't have to. Though seeing as how that will never happen you're still right.

>> No.12674384

>>12674318
Neither.
I ride on her back.

And no, I wouldn't dare to try to Princess Carry her. Even if I bought a super-strength bracelet from a Lich or some such, her body shape would still be so unwieldy that it'd be difficult to balance her, no matter how strong I was.

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>>12674368
You've got your tastes, anon, I've got mine.
Personally, the journey from 'abused captive fucktoy' to 'treasured husbando babyfather' warms my heartboner, and I don't think it's as sexy if you start off at full wovey-dovey.

>> No.12674386 [DELETED] 

>>12674376
You're right. Sorry for carrying it along so far. I guess I'm doing the opposite of helping.

I've been on a binge of the Ace Attorney series, and now I can't stop breaking down arguments like these into a case of evidence and contradictions. I really should get some sleep tonight.

>> No.12674388

>>12674332
They respect you if you fulfill your duty of being a good husband. Your headcannon is dumb.

>>12674348
My headcannon is similar although their concept of "slaves" is different. Proactive dating is just part of their culture. They still treat their husbands well, as long as they conform to their societal norms.

>> No.12674389

>>12674380
Well, yeah, it'll be great if standing armies didn't have to exist.

I mean, it'd be better to completely purge the paramilitary trappings of policing, and replace them with a highly trained and well equipped, but small, force of Gendarmes. Then leave community policing to the police. That way you have a properly trained armed force, capable of responding when necessary to whatever threats exist, and a police force devolved of it's overtly fascist leanings.

There are countries that don't have armies that exist in happy stability, and don't waste a god awful amount of their GDP.

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>>12674318
> try to princess carry slime waifu
Fuck

>> No.12674393

>>12674392
Carry her in a plastic bag.

>> No.12674394

>>12674385
how bout we go from "opponent in war" to "treasured ally". i like the idea of people swallowing their pride and working together. at the very least, you don't have to like me, but try to respect me.

>> No.12674397

>>12674385
Ma nig.

Amazonesses are an acquired patrician taste and my heartboner approves.

>> No.12674399

>>12674392
I saw a picture earlier today.

Would you want a slime to give you a Handjob while you were 'vaginally' inserted into her slime?

>> No.12674400

>>12674374
>The feel when you're about that and 5'7"+
>The feel when you've been pretty happy with that, wouldn't mind being a little less flabby, but replacing it with some muscle mass, lost due to injury.
>The feel when 4chan makes you feel bad about your weight, now that you're not a super pudgy kid anymore.

What is this strange twilight zone? Which MG would be best for a PT? I need a smart one who can figure out physiotherapy too... Genki, cute, smartass but gentle...

Salamander? Werewolfu? Oni?

>> No.12674401

>>12674388
no headcannon here. if the official canon says so, give me a quote.

>> No.12674402 [DELETED] 

>>12674386
It was a valiant effort. I'd gossip with you while our waifus are at work any day.

>> No.12674403

>>12674389
I just wish that all people actually had common sense, it would solve so many problems.

>> No.12674404 [DELETED] 

>>12674386
You'd enjoy reading some of Plato then.

>> No.12674405

>>12674400
if you're FIVE SEVEN, have some "muscle mass", and weigh 110, you're a fucking twig. that's not an insult, that's being underweight

>> No.12674407

>>12674400
a decent cheshire, manticore (i wish), maybe jinko, saslamander a bit to tall and strong, maybe kikimora, something like a cat would be your best option.

>> No.12674408 [DELETED] 

>>12674404
Funny because Plato is a pretty bad standard of argumentation. But Socrates was a badass at deflating people.

>muh baseless inductions
>muh forms

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>>12674393
Way ahead of you, anon

>>12674399
I mainly like slimes 'cos the fact they literally eat sperm gives me sweatingman.gif. Besides that, my tastes are pleb-tier vanilla and I have pretty much no interest in all the weird and wonderful body-morphing craziness they could get up to.

>> No.12674412

>>12674405

Other anon, i rather be underweight then overweight frankly, however i'm 145ish

>> No.12674413

>>12674400
You need a Polt in your life.

>> No.12674414

Don't these strike-through spoilers kind of defeat the point?

>> No.12674415

>>12674413
oh my god forgot about this. best option.

>>12674412
>Other anon, i rather be underweight then overweight frankly, however i'm 145ish

wow how unique, this makes you alike roughly 100% of the population

>> No.12674418

>>12674393
>Hear a siren and see flashing lights in your rear-view mirror, so you slam your foot down on the accelerator, smash through the speed limit, lead the cop on a short chase, then screech your way through a J-turn, finally coming to a gentle stop. Just to keep the cop on their toes and let 'em know you're not an easy mark.
>Oni cop staggers off her motorcycle, fairly bewildered at one of the shortest vehicle chases of her career. Guardedly struts towards the car.
>Taps on your window with her baton, tries to do the whole cop routine, except she immediately notices the large, black bag in the passenger side.
>"S-Sir, may I ask what's inside that bag?"
>"Oh. I'm just taking my wife out on a trip, we're going to have a picnic on the bluff over looking the sea-"
>"GET OUT OF THE VEHICLE IMMEDIATELY AND GET ON YOUR KNEES!"
>You never did get to have that picnic, and you were banned from transporting your slime-waifu in a body bag in the future.

>> No.12674420

>>12674405
My meagre understanding of fitness and a quick looks at a BMI chart shows that he's at a 17. So kind of underweight.

>>12674410
>I have pretty much no interest in all the weird and wonderful body-morphing craziness they could get up to.
Not even wearing her as an exoskin under your clothes to enhance your physical abilities while she simultaneously sucks, jerks and milks you dry? It's not like anyone would find out, afterall. She'd have that semen absorbed into her mass within microseconds of it spurting out.

>> No.12674421

Evening /mgg/. As some of you have already seen, I updated chapter 83 and the volume's epilogue last night.

http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/67867177/Introduction

As of now, till at the least the new year, I am announcing that I will be going on hiatus. I've got a few bonus chapters planned, but I'm going to take some time off from the story to work on my backlog. All kinds of stuff that has piled up on my to watch/play/read list while I was busy writing. I'll still be lurking and posting here as some anon though.

I'm also interested in hearing who is best girl now that they are all together. http://vote.pollcode.com/69575122

As always, thanks for reading.

>> No.12674422

>>12674415

Sorry man i don't know shit about physical health

>> No.12674426

>>12674414
I like it, lets me read the whole post without having to go to it and highlight the spoilers. Only saves like two clicks and maybe three seconds but its still kind of nice.

>> No.12674428

>>12674405
I guess that's what I get for having Irish/Japanese genes...

>>12674407
Jinko would be fun, or a genki nekomata too... Kikimora in gym gear would be adorable.
There are short salamanders too, Anonymoose's Rose is like 5'6" or something.

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>>12674349
>>12674361
>>12674372
All praise be to the mighty Arachnotaur, bringer of chocolate milk, bearer of the NecroMoomicon, petter of cute puppies, and destroyer of floors!

>> No.12674429

>>12674422
that's fine. she's just... skinny.

>> No.12674432

>>12674413
Would Polt be able to sit through a few years of med training to be a certified physio though? I mean, she's obviously bright, but I'm not so sure about her attention span/studying abilities.

But otherwise, yeah, she'd be perfect; she could break me by being too genki though...

>> No.12674433

>>12674428
the oirish make up for it by being short but stout. built like pitbulls.

>>12674430
holy shit a ushi who isn't a rapist? take all my money.

>> No.12674436

>>12674007
Nah.

>> No.12674437

>>12674432
If it's in the name of fitness? Something tells me she'd take to the training with an obsessive level of fervour.

That's more a gut feeling coupled with my own preferences than an actual solid possibility, though.

>> No.12674439

>>12674432
If you talk about bones a lot I'm sure she'd stay interested. Or make references to digging holes somehow.

>> No.12674440

>>12674069
My friend.

>> No.12674441

>>12674433
Gods don't rape.

I mean...well yeah they do but they probably won't rape you. Not unless you were like the absolute fairest shota of the land or something but even Hathor would be after that ass along with basically all the other gods too.

Except Alpollo she's only after Solaire, she really wants that Sunny D.

>> No.12674443

>>12674374
She is short, like most fox women

>> No.12674445

>>12674441
>Gods don't rape
>Who is Zeus?

>> No.12674446

>>12674421
>Anonymoose on hiatus.

This saddens me. Can't wait for more though.

Rose > Minte > Shoshannah >>> Chris > Bael.
Laven can have Rose, I'll take Minte.

Hey Moose, if you could compare the girls features to other characters/actress/whatevers, what would you go for? it's been a while since we had some concrete information about what their faces look like again.

>> No.12674447

>>12674137
What makes tou think I won't cut you, bitch?

>> No.12674449

>>12674445
He's talking about actually good gods, our gods, even as much of a horrible heretic Arachnotaur is I still prefer her to that piece of shit Zeus.

>> No.12674452

>>12674430

That smug motherfucker gets me every time. He knows we can never be him.

>> No.12674455

>>12674439
>"Yeah, so Miss Polt, I've got pretty bad arthritis in my right elbow, and my left's getting worse too. It's just bone on bone, grinding away in there, sometimes the bones in the joint just lock together."
>"Uh huh, yeah, right!"
>"Ummm... Could you please not look so hungry? It's putting me off a bit."
>"Sorry, pavlovian training's a bitch."

>> No.12674456

>>12674446
People have asked that, so I ended up making these to get my point across: http://imgur.com/W5euasq,3ARknth,TKnjKtz,XEvfYCa,lm9GyGy#0

>> No.12674457

>>12674449
Man fuck Zeus.

When a titan has more pity for humanity than you I can honestly say "ya done goofed".

>> No.12674458

>>12674449
Zeus could be a bro, sometimes...
The Greek Pantheon were always supposed to be flawed individuals, that's why they're so interesting.

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Who's your favorite VH girl?

>katou seibutsu!

>> No.12674460

>>12674449
arachnotaur?

>> No.12674464

>>12674460
The heretical ushi-oni goddess that Hathor will smite down along with her heathen cult. Still better than Zeus though.

>> No.12674465

>>12674458

Except for Athena being a colossal cunt.

>> No.12674466

>>12674446
i'd fuck a shoshannah. who's minte though?

>> No.12674469

>>12674458
Anon, don't go giving Zeus sympathy points. you're making a fool of yourself
Zeus is an asshole, plain and simple

>> No.12674471

>>12674464
context, please?

>> No.12674472

>>12674459
It would have been Asura, that 6-armed spirit, if they hadn't totally FUCKED her h-scene. Yes I'm bitter.

As of now, it's probably either the dragon from 1 or the lamia from 5.

>> No.12674473

>>12674237
Why would you go to jail? MGs as young as ten have sex.

>> No.12674476

>>12674464
wouldn't Hathor call forth a great and powerful milk flood, washing away those foulest of creatures, and purifying the followers?

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>>12674445
>Not reading the second sentence

You've let me down anon.

>>12674449
>Arachnotaur
>Heretic

You've gone through the floor on me anon.

>>12674452
The only thing that image reminds me is of that DaS in MGE thing with Sif and Artorias.

>> No.12674478

>>12674473
because for kitsunes the age of consent and marriage is 18.

>> No.12674479

>>12674471
there is no context. It's just another mg the thread thought up, though I don't think it's based on a specific mythos like Hathor.

Arachnotaur is meant to be Hathor's rival. Her main priestesses are ushi-onis who lactate chocolate milk as opposed to the holsts of Hathor who have normal milk.

>> No.12674482

>>12674471
Long ago in a distance land, the one known as Arachnotaur, the chocolate milk making Ushi Oni of darkness, unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
But, a brave and noble Holstaurus, wielding a jar of delicious milk, step forth to oppose her
Before the final gallon of chocolate milk was purified, Arachnotaur tore open a portal in time, and flung Hathor into the future, where her chocolate milk is LAW
Now Hathor tries to purify the land with her milk, and undo the future that is Arachnotaur

>> No.12674483 [DELETED] 

>>12674364
Masturbation is a strong stimulation which has lots of flexibility in how its formed. It's a sense that can attach itself to various things, and people build up fetishes into more and more eccentric things to have fun, then after having fun with that they settle into something, and then fantasises about it a lot, and then it ferments it quite deeply.

All of this didn't need to happen, barely relates with reality, and could be easily drawn away from, since fantasies always end up being easier to leave behind than one thinks, so long as it doesn't tie in with their actual life. I think it's very unintelligent and hinders you a lot, since you are putting a captivation into something that draws yourself so away from reality, and doesn't seem to have derived from significant things, just excessive masturbation.

There is enough substance in the fundamentals of an adult male that calls an absurdity over the idea of an embrace of strength and protection being the other way around in a male/female relationship. To stimulate yourself over this is likely to cause disconnections with yourself, and make you wish to be different, because of the kinds of features you will have, like your voice and your build, because I think you are feeling the fantasy without putting yourself the whole way there, and just thinking of yourself in a different or vaguer way, so I think it might cause your reality self to feel an identity problem.

>Right now you're assuming that there must be a strictly adhered to norm.
Why do you think that, anyway? Why do you think that at all? Even if you think everything I say is wrong, where do you get the impression of me thinking there should be a strictly adhered to norm? What do you even mean?

>> No.12674485

>>12674465
Don't you be talkin' shit about my girl Pallas Athena.
Whom else will the crow alight on?

>>12674469
Well, he's an interesting asshole who could probably throw a decent house party, and if you just avoid him and get wasted with the cool people at the party, then you'll have a fine time.

>> No.12674486

>>12674478
The ironic thing is that the visual example for an MG that young having a desire to have sex, is a kitsune.

>> No.12674488

>>12674471
Do you know who Hathor is. If you do then Arachnotaur is pretty much the ushi-oni version of her. We have The Book of Moo, they have the Necrinomicon, though it has moo in it somewhere but I can't remember where. Started with some people saying chocolate milk is a sin against Hathor, which it isn't because its using milk to bring happiness, so Arachnotaur is the chocolate milk goddess.
>>12674476
Possibly, if they become too much of a thorn in her glorious bosom.

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>>12674466
Minte's the mantis who apparently likes it in the butt, and the pussy, anywhere really. Plus she's a massive QT3.145

>> No.12674491

>>12674482
Took me till the third sentence to get it. I still laughed.

>> No.12674492

>>12674357
That's Echidna and Lena's sister. Although, she only has eyes Lena. So her being a lesbian is debatable.

>> No.12674493

>>12674488
C'mon anon, it's simple
Necrinomoocon

>> No.12674494

>>12674459
A tie between the Arachne-whatever who slices you up while giving you the titfuck to end all titfucks.
Or the Anubi-taur from 4.

>> No.12674495

>>12674490
i'd still fuck a hanna. she can be stuck up but she's no worse than me i'm sure

>> No.12674496

>>12674479
>>12674464
I don't think the Arachnotaur and Khorna thing was ever capped.

Or maybe it was, hell if I know.

>>12674488
NecroMoomicon.

>> No.12674497 [DELETED] 

>>12674483
>Anon now conflates gender/societal norms with innate psychology.

You've already been told off for conflating paraphilias and disorders when they're not the same thing, stop it, naughty!

>> No.12674498

>>12674490
Mantis' are great.

If I got sent to an MGE-Type World, and had to go on a quest to find my own waifu, dodging rapists all the way, she wouldn't be my first pick.

Would definitely be one that'd be extremely tempting along the way though.

>> No.12674499

>>12674486
well dis here is sum laws n shit so no dicking kids k

>> No.12674500

>>12674478
Is that some headcanon b.s.?

>> No.12674502

>>12674499
I refuse.

>> No.12674503

>>12674493
>>12674496
That's it. Gonna have to remember it so I can burn any copies I find.

>> No.12674504

>>12674495
Don't get me wrong, I'd fug a shoshannah too, and I'd probably even date her, figure out it won't go anywhere then become bros like what happens on 100% of my dates.

I'd still rather a Minte though; I don't know why, she's moe as fuck though. I kind of want to look after her, even though she doesn't need any looking after. I just want to give her a hug ;~;

>> No.12674506

>>12674500
just a guess.

>> No.12674508

>>12674459
> extreme masochism

Nah, nyet, nein, non, het, bu, NO.

>> No.12674509

>>12674500
Y'think?

>> No.12674510

>>12674502
mgpolice here. no dicking any fluffytails below the age of 18

>> No.12674511

>>12674492
I sure wouldn't debate against it considering she does go full yuri on Leina.

>> No.12674513

>>12674502

>Not dicking Kitsoviet and that delicious rum nectared foxpussy

People, pls.

>> No.12674514

>>12674506
So bullshit. Got it.

>> No.12674516

>>12674508
Hey, it's not extremely masochistic until she shoves a tentacle down your throat and breaks your ribs from the inside. But I always just pretend that never happened.

>> No.12674517

>>12674514
i'll have you know that bullshit is law son

>> No.12674518

>>12674511
Yes, but only for Leina. She goes only for relatives it seems.

>> No.12674519

>>12674513
My point exactly.

Though drinking first.
Then dicking.

>> No.12674520

>>12674498
I'd fight super viciously and dirty against a mantis that ambushed me, win through being brutal when she's only trying to capture me.

Then I'd probably feel bad about winning like that, look after her until she's well, and then she'll demand that I date her to repay my debt for wounding her so much.

We're talking "If she had me pinned, and I had a hand free, I'd slam my hand in to her eyesocket and rip out her eyeball" kind of vicious, dirty fight; which really, is the only way a human could possibly win against an MG.

Be horribly vicious, in the shortest amount of time, and exploit the gap in your resolves. She wants to keep you alive, you want to escape at any cost to her.

>> No.12674522

>>12674516
Kinda hard to pretend when you're dead.

>> No.12674523

>>12674520
or you could just, yknow, bring a gun.

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Rum-flavored foxpussy?

>> No.12674527
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>>12674510
We're willing to turn an eye to minors engaging in sexual relationships with other minors; as long as the age gap isn't unreasonable.

Make sure to use protection at all times kids!

>> No.12674529

>>12674522
You know, I always just try to make sure I correctly interpreted the translation at the end of the scene. It is a little vague.

Like, maybe by "blacking out" you just temporarily passed out due to oxygen deprivation! Maybe she's just saving you for another time!

>> No.12674532

>>12674517
Hypocrisy is law. We pretend all people are equal. We pretend to tolerate those we don't like and that we are happy for them, because of social contracts. But in our heart of hearts...

>> No.12674533

>>12674523
'Strayan's hate guns, but have lots of manti. Conspiracy?

>> No.12674534

>>12674527
if i am correct the stated age of consent was 18. eight. teen. ate, teen. need me to sound it out?

>> No.12674535

>>12674524
Gross.

No.

>> No.12674536

>>12674532
...we tip our fedoras.

>> No.12674538

>>12674529
You want to be broken and tortured, that's on you, but it's not for me.

>> No.12674539

>>12674520
>Rip out her eyeball
>Have to watch over and heal a Cyclops-Mantis wearing an eyepatch.

How could you not marry that, after everything?

>> No.12674541

>>12674524
wait a second how come when i posted a NSFW image it wasn't cool but this one is?

>> No.12674542

>>12674513
If anyone was wondering how Kitsoviet felt about that picture?

He mad.

It was a brilliant picture concept and I'm glad less drew it for me. Even if it was 50% to bully Kitsoviet, and 50% because it was a really hot/cute idea.

>> No.12674543

>>12674510
/ss/, is that you?

>> No.12674544

>>12674534

But isn't the age of consent 16 in most countries?

>> No.12674546

>>12674524
Wait, it's rum?
I thought it might be vodka.
I mean, I know nothing about alcohol, but I was just going off of Kit-Soviet.

>> No.12674547

>>12674544
in RETARTED countries

>> No.12674548

>>12674542

I'm more angry that less is supposedly drawing an MGsona pic of everybody's favorite hate-totem.

>> No.12674549

>>12674539
I'd be STANDING over her at all times.
Waiting ON her, hand and foot.
Of course I probably would accept THE marriage proposal.
I mean, after fighting so hard, you're already on the EDGE of mutual arousal.
Together we'd be a happy couple, the CRATER of her eyesocket reminding us of the blood we shed together, and the bond we share.

>> No.12674551

>>12674544
It is in Canada, with Age-Range-Exemption Laws pushing it as low as 12.

Though curiously, 18 for anal. Weird law that, lots of opposition to have it repealed.

>> No.12674552

>>12674547
Just to spite you for being a faggot
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_consent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Age_of_Consent_-_Global.svg
16 is the blue that Canada is. Fuck you faggot.

>> No.12674553

>>12674551
How, exactly, would the police know if you had vaginal or anal sex?
Or is it one of those stupid laws meant to try and dissuade gay sex?

>> No.12674554

>>12674536
Don't be glib. You may say the opposite just to antagonize, but the realities we see everyday, prove me right. Remember Kinky 2011? Everyone was to work together to save the poor, poor African child soldiers. Everyone was for it, until it was made known that the lands Kinky controlled were rich in diamonds. What happened? The movement stopped, because everyone saw they were just being used to make money for others, it was never about helping anyone. If people really cared, why didn't the campaign continue? People just want to feel superior to others, to be admired, to matter, in the end it's all ego.

>> No.12674555

>>12674548
I don't believe that to be honest, Kitsoviet's really the only one anyone managed to make a joke alter ego out of. He was stupid enough to play along for a little while, and now he just has to be tsundere for the picture of the loli kitsune known as Kitsch.

>> No.12674556

>>12674549
What's with all the all-capped words?

>> No.12674557

>>12674546
I thought it was Whiskey

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>>12674547

Guess half the states is retard

>>12674551

I knew that already because Canadafag

>> No.12674562

>>12674549
I FUCKED IT UP. I FORGOT "OF" AND "THE"

Shipaishita, shipaishita, shipaishita, shipaishita, shipaishita, shipaishita, shipaishita, shipaishita...

and I was so pleased with the joke too.

>> No.12674563

>>12674554
*Kony 2011

>> No.12674565

>>12674421
Why doesn't Anonymoose Saga just stretch to the portal to home?

>> No.12674566

>>12674553
I have no fucking clue.

I think it stems from an ancient Anti-Sodomy Law, which was amended numerous times as people became more sexually liberal.

>> No.12674567

>>12674555

That's why I said supposedly.

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>>12674504
really, it's almost better to be a bro than to have a girlfriend sometimes. to much drame.

>> No.12674569

>>12674556
> being new
> being a casual

>> No.12674570

>>12674559
>12
Thank you Angola.

>> No.12674571

>>12674541

Because you're so god damn new not only to this general but 4chan as a whole. Faggot.

>> No.12674572

>>12674559
>Age of consent
>Puberty
While I agree with that, it does make one wonder how politicians would define puberty. Do they need breasts of a certain size? Hair? A period?

>> No.12674573

>>12674554
>>12674563
Kinky's better.

But anyways, thanks Nietzsche-lite for that polemic that's just stating common knowledge like it's some great revelation.

>> No.12674574

>>12674559
I really should go to Argentina one of these days.

>> No.12674576

>>12674572
Check hormone levels and get a doctor's note to prove legality?

>> No.12674577

>>12674510
You're not Alexander and you're not a cop.

>> No.12674578

>>12674572
I'd assume after a girl gets her first period. Maybe after the testis drop in a guy though I really have no idea when that happens.

>> No.12674580

>>12674568
Plenty of drama when they're just friend too.
Go to Japan, come back with souvenirs, they get boyfriend's whilst I'm away, and suddenly I'm a persona non grata. Fuck you too, I'm eating your candy.

>> No.12674581

>>12674510
>>12674517
>>12674523
Fuck off, you cancerous shitbag.

>> No.12674586

>>12674573
Proved my point faggot. Bullshit is everyday happening, but hypocrisy is the law. So fuck your restrictions.

>> No.12674587

>>12674555

>There will never be any smut stories of Kitsch being sexed by an older man, calling him a paedophile and asking him how he likes her tight snatch

>> No.12674589

>>12674580
Well that was petty.

I approve.

>> No.12674592

>>12674586
U srs?
I can't tell if you're you're srs.

>> No.12674593

Did Nyanon or CYOAnon conclude Gabby the dormouse story last thread? I didn't really get to track the last thread last night.

>> No.12674594

>>12674570
Enjoy your aids.

>> No.12674595

>>12674587
I think Kit would pop an aneurysm if that happened,

>> No.12674599

>>12674593
It's been concluded, so I hear
I just realized RecapAnon is MIA

>> No.12674600

>>12674593
Yes, and these faggots fucked it up, as always.

>> No.12674601

>>12674592
>srs
Yes, I am.

>> No.12674605

>>12674524
Finally, she actually has nipples.

>> No.12674612

>>12674524
If it's taste, I'd rather Margaritas

>> No.12674613

>>12674497
It's innate, but I also believe it's straightforward, so I don't feel like i need to experience this kind of thing.

Society generally has a lot of things that are conjured in ways that don't have much reason. Things that are seen as a necessity of someones identity in terms such as gender. But for crying out loud, I'm talking about things that clearly correspond with your very different bodily development as a male. You have distinguished parts to you that have a unique nature. The nature of these things only correspond with so much. Of course, we can change physical identity in various ways, and then have new ways to correspond with things. But I don't think an average looking male can really just fucking feel good from an embrace in the arms of a woman that is strong. It's a fantasy with a vague vision. It's just some far away fantasy that hardly means anything. Why not give that shit up?

>> No.12674614

>>12674456
>Shoshannah is a mix between Elizabeth Taylor as Cleopatra, and Makise Kurisu.

I can't contain my erection, Jesus.

I-I still think I like Minte more... Maybe... Ah. Rose is still best girl though, she's gunna win the Lavenbowl. I'll be kinda mad if there's a harem end, it'll be sad for the other girls though...

>> No.12674615

>>12674562
Yes yes, I get your reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

>> No.12674616

>>12674612
Why not Daiquiris? Or Caiparoskas? Or Mojitos?

>> No.12674618

>>12674524
>Not strawberry daiquiri, the life-blood of real men.

>> No.12674621

>>12674527
> loli x /ss/

BLEH.

>> No.12674622

>>12674613
>And now we see here, antique pseudo-psychology based on Freudian conceptualisations; now watch, as this living fossil flails about, trying to exist in this new, scary, modern environment.

>> No.12674623

>>12674621
>Not liking cute teenaged virgins losing their v-cards to one another in cute, fumbling, awkward, but passionate sec.

>> No.12674624

You're gonna be sent to an mg parallel universe. Why? Hell if I know. The portal swallowed you up and now you're arriving at your destination. Choose which type of monstergirl world you'd enjoy the most.

Medieval and Fantastic: You've got castle and fortresses and dilapidated ruins along with wizards and magics to make it more lively. Monstergirls exist in their clans and societies and war between humans and monsters is not at all uncommon. Empires rise and fall along with diplomatic treaties in the blink of an eye. You start off with a horse, supplies to last you a month, a suit of armor and sword or beginner's robe and a book detailing the principles of magic, and a map of the nearby kingdoms as well as some basic history lessons on the world around you.

Nothing's changed: Exactly what it says. You're dropped off in your bedroom just as you left it with everything in the exact same place. Well, besides the fact that half the female population has been replaced with monstergirls sharing their memories and personalities. 4chan has it's own dedicated monstergirl meet up board for you to check out, or maybe now would be a good time to call up those childhood friends and see if they've got any time for you. You don't need any supplies seeing as how you already have everything in this universe.

Futuristic and Psychidelic: Monstergirls are not monsters so much as species from other planets. Just about everyone owns a spaceship and the spacefare to reach the nearest star is cheap enough to collect in a year or two. Any one planet probably contains only a single species of monster, but that ain't too bad when you can effortlessly travel to another if you work for it. You start off with enough dough to make a single trip to your favorite monstergirl's planet, you also have a lasergun and universal translator for good measure.

>> No.12674625

>>12674616
Margaritas are the girlie thing I drink. Other than that, it's whiskey, vodka and beer.

>> No.12674626

>>12674624
>an mg

>> No.12674627

>>12674623
> teens are lolis and shotas

>> No.12674628

>>12674624
To be honest, I'm so happy go lucky that I can adapt to anywhere.

A laser and a universal translator would be fun, I could pretend to be a bounty hunter and listen to great bebop jazz.

>> No.12674629

>>12674624
>Call up those childhood friends and see if they've got any time for you.
I know one girl who I'd call a "Childhood Friend", and I don't even have her number. Do have one of a girl from high school I met up with recently...

I'd still take the Medieval route though. I want a Fantasy adventure, with an end where I settle down in a tranquil little house somewhere. I'd finally be free of the internet.

>> No.12674630

>>12674624
I guess I'll take present time.

>> No.12674632

>>12674624
Second. Fuck the iron age.

>> No.12674633

>>12674626
>All the girls are machineguns and rifles.

>> No.12674634

>>12673171
>Hardly anyone choose 1

I'll take her, I want to be loved and cherished.

>> No.12674635

>>12674624
Present day

>> No.12674636

>>12674625
Add tequila until it isn't girly anymore, guy.

>> No.12674637

>>12674624
Future

>> No.12674638

>>12674629
Now you fucked up.

Let's monsterize the internet. Obsessive yandere. You'll never get away anon, satellites exist, and she doesn't sleep.

>> No.12674639

>>12674624
The last one. I go to the Holstaurus planet and stay there.

>> No.12674640

>>12674595

But it'd be funny. That smug personality. That pretending to not like the brush stroke laps at her rum slathered slit.

That bashful admission to liking Komrade's cock as he slides into that virginally tight hole of hers on the summer's eve, the hairs on her tails going erratic and stiffening as she reaches orgasm.

>> No.12674641

>>12674541
He will be banned, trust ,me.
Janet hates the lewd, shes like Mahroro.

>> No.12674642

>>12674638
Succuvirus again?

>> No.12674643

>>12674636
I think they're girly because of the pretty colors. Alcohol content takes my doubts away about drinking pretty things in public anon. Don't worry about the tequila, it has plenty.

>> No.12674644

>>12674624
The first. The "here go learn some fucking magic" set of supplies would be worth while on their own.

>> No.12674645

>>12673403
Just like that.

>> No.12674647

>>12674642
No, not succubus, THE INTERNET, anon. All the collective knowledge of humanity given a female form and a lust for cock.

>> No.12674649

>>12674647
>>12674642

What is Skynet?

These fucking youngfags I swear.

>> No.12674650

It is Saturday night in MGC.
You being bored figured you would go to a bar near by.

It is crowded with a lot of people.

2 Minutes in you realize , the bar is 80% MGs.

Do you stay, or go?

>> No.12674651

>>12674624
> an entire planet populated by ushi oni

I WANT TO DIE.

>> No.12674652

>>12674650

Stay

I mean what could go wrong.

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>>12674650
I don't think I have much of a choice

>> No.12674654

>>12674650
Go. Just bail on out of there

>> No.12674655

>>12674650
>Free drinks
Stay.

>> No.12674656

>>12674641
We're not dirty Frenchmen though...

>> No.12674658

>>12674649
I was born in '86 pendejo. And Sydney is a rogue program that gained sentience, not the internet itself.

>> No.12674660

>>12674649
>Implying we don't know about skynet.
>Implying we don't want to make thread specific references.
>Implying we give a shit about those movies.

>> No.12674662

>>12674650
Implying I'd go to a bar.

For fun's sake, calmly walk away.

>> No.12674664

>>12674651
Oh fuck I didn't even think about that. Hopefully that's in Andromeda or some other galaxy though.

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>>12674641
Looking at Janet the wrong way can get you banned now'a'days.

>Remembering those two times I got banned

Longest 6 days of my life.

>>12674649
Thank god someone said it.

>>12674650
I don't drink though anon.

I'd be like the Skywalker of the bar, ordering a milk before some burly P'Orc and...uhhh...Ogre talk about how they "like" me and that they'll rape me dead if I'm not careful.

>> No.12674666

>>12674639
>Holstauri planet

>You exit the spaceport and immediately realize there are no cities, all around you stretches an infinite prairie with long swaying grass
>The few houses that exist are built for comfiness and there are no locked doors because of the lack of crime
>The few "streets" that exist are all dirt paths naturally made from their hooves repeatedly walking on them.
>Just about everywhere you go you're greeted with a sincere hug that presses you against their straining sweaters
>Everytime you enter a village everyone wants to offer you free lodging and you recieve at the very least two marriage proposals
>The only time the holstauri get visibly upset is when you try to pay them for their kindness, but quickly forgive you when you relent.
>They're all unintentionally lewd as fuck. "Do you want to touch them? They're pretty heavy when full." "We should share the bed since the couch is old, we can even cuddle!"

I don't think I'd make it ten feet before making daughterus.

>> No.12674668

>>12674653

I can't help but hate that because it's associated with Bob.

>> No.12674670

>>12674655
So many free drinks, this anon's right. Milk it for all it's worth, don't drink anything not given to you directly by the bartender, call a taxi home before you get too wasted and don't get too many drinks from the same girl. Hopefully they'll all be too busy competing to notice you slip out.

>> No.12674671

>>12674658
*Skynet

>> No.12674672

>>12674653
I don't understand why, but there is a cut off point where large breasts are no longer attractive, but then when they get ridiculously large like that pic they shoot up once more in how much I want to fuck them.

>> No.12674673

>>12674650
As long as I be careful I'll be fine.

>> No.12674674

>>12674653
I really want to like that picture, especially since it features a Dire Wolf, but it's just more Bob shit.

>> No.12674676

>>12674624
First one under the requirement that I get both sets of gear so I can become a SpellSword.

>> No.12674677

>>12674666
> Being hugged everywhere you went

I couldn't handle that shit.

>> No.12674679

>>12674666
Truly this is heaven...

...Until the red season rolls around.

>> No.12674680

>>12674674
>>12674668
>Hating something just because it has bob's cheetos covered fingerprints on it.

C'mon guys, I know you know you're being silly.

>> No.12674681

>>12674666
>All that hugging and warmth
Forget Earth and the Colony's, I'm living here now

>> No.12674683

>>12674674
>>12674668
>memehate

Have you folks ever thought of thinking for yourselfs, for once?

>> No.12674684

>>12674680
I think we've been over-saturated with Bob related drawfaggotry at this point.

>> No.12674685

>>12674680
>>12674683

They know they're being silly, but having bob's dick shoved into your face with every .less drawing makes it lose some of the charm.

Pavlov's dick is a strong pleasure inhibitor indeed.

>> No.12674686

>>12674680

You greatly underestimate our hatred. Let's just not talk about him.

>> No.12674689

>>12674666
>666
I knew Satan was a bro. I would do whatever it takes to get there, and never leave. I have found my new home.

>> No.12674691

>>12674686
I'm pretty sure you guys don't even know why you hate him. You just do, because it's the cool thing to do.

>> No.12674694

>>12674691
Not biting the bait.

>> No.12674695

>>12674691

I hate him because the little shitbag is so self depreciative of himself that he needs a self esteem club to keep him from committing sudoku. I hate him because every time somebody comes up with an idea that other people hate, he scoffs at it and drinks wine like a conniving whorebitch.

>> No.12674696

>>12674664
THEY ARE COMING FOR US ALL

THEIR SEXUAL FRUSTRATION POWERS THEIR STARSHIPS

>> No.12674697

>>12674695
Don't reply man, he's just trying to start a fight.

>> No.12674698

>>12674666
Sounds exhausting

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>>12674666
MILK FOR THE MILK GODDESS
TITS FOR THE TITS THRONE

>> No.12674702

>>12674695
>Hating someone because they hate themselves
What?
> I hate him because every time somebody comes up with an idea that other people hate, he scoffs at it and drinks wine like a conniving whorebitch.
I'm not sure what you mean here.

That aside, sounds like you just hate the person instead of what he writes, etc. Why not just separate the two?

>> No.12674703

>>12674696
You've doomed us all.

>> No.12674704

>>12674684
>>12674685
Yeah, but .less works on commission some of the time too. Regardless, for some unknown reason he seems to gel with Bob, and .less is a slut for praise. That's why there's so much of Bob's ideas in .less' drawings, .less simply likes them.

If he had other ideas thrown at him that he likes, then he does it, even now he's noticed the backlash and has kinda slowed down on the bob related stuff.

Just a couple of nights ago he did that Kitsch drawing just because I was bullying kitsoviet, and he liked the concept and thought it was hot/cute and knocked it out in like a couple of hours at most due to the colouring.

tl;dr: give him better ideas and better incentive.

Captcha: mmijust explanation

>> No.12674705

>>12674698
But in a good way.

>> No.12674707

>>12674698
Only if you're a manwhore who goes village to village fucking every spacecow that you come across.

If you're faithful and only marry one cowgirl, then you'll find the rewarding pleasure of living on the planet of the holstauri.

>> No.12674708

>>12674705
No, I mean in a bad way.

>> No.12674709

>>12674702

I meant to say "like" over "hate" for the other people. But my point remains. The only thing he's written that I genuinely dislike is Truckercore and Laska.

Everything else I have no qualms with. Even the fucking Khepri story he had a prima donna pity party about because he thought nobody liked it.

>> No.12674711

>>12674704
>better incentive

i.e. write about his shitty waifus or throw your wallet at him

Nice try IRC.

>> No.12674713

>>12674707
Holst are one of the MGs I'd be a slut for.

>> No.12674715
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>You will never have an eccentric, optimistic and fit Kobold as a homestay.
>Aggressively dragging you out for exercise, getting kind of scary if you refuse.
>The last time you told her that you were tired, she slammed you up against the wall and asked you "Did I fucking stutter?!"
>All while she keeps a wide, goofy grin on her face.
>You now exercise when Polt says, or else.

>> No.12674716

>>12674704
So .less is yandere for bob and keeps him hooked by drawing his shitty OCs?

>> No.12674717

>>12674708
How so?
>>12674713
But they wouldn't want you to be, they want you to be a good strong happy family man.

>> No.12674718

>>12674709
What Khepri story? I thought he only did fluffy?

>> No.12674719

>>12674715
I'm indifferent.

>> No.12674723

>>12674715
Does she want a news paper to the snout? Cause that's how you get a newspaper to the snout.

>> No.12674724

>>12674717
It's just everyday having to deal with peppy cow girls would drive me nuts.

>> No.12674726

>>12674715
No thanks.

That kind of aggressive shit is unattractive as hell. Especially when they treat it as being cute.

>> No.12674727

>>12674704
>That's why there's so much of Bob's ideas in .less' drawings, .less simply likes them
Less said he doesn't like futa, rape and guro, and yet he draws them. Explain it. And don't say they're all comissions.

>and better incentive
Fuck him, the rest of drawfags do it just because they want to and we are thankful to them for that, why should he be special?

>> No.12674728
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What is anons opinion on milk?

>> No.12674729

>>12674717
And I can't have several families?

On second thought, just multiple wives.

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>>12674666
I bet it's secretly inhabited by the Ushi-Oni and Minotaur too, which would make sense since it's Satan who posted.

Like the spooky haunted ruins and dark forests have Ushi hiding in them and the mountains have Minotaur that come down to visit every >>12674679 and any men found are basically gang raped by tons of them.

All the Holst are fine with it because they only show up some of the time and are related to them, like sisters and cousins.

>H-Honey help! This Minotaur lady is dragging me away!
>Oh! That's my sister MooMooski! Hello sister! Don't be too hard on him! See you in a week or so darling!
>Baby noooooo whhhyyyyyy hhhheeeellllppp!
>...Will try not to SnuSnu too hard little man, here, drink strawberry milk for pelvic strength

>> No.12674732

>>12674724
You wouldn't have to, you could stay at your own homestead and only go out when you feel up to it. That's the good thing about living in the country, you don't have to deal with other people.

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>>12674624
I want to be a illegal trader in the futuristic setting.

Trades like buying light sources from the Thunderbird planet and selling them at the Moth Girl planet, which is forbidden because it's considered an addiction there or something.

I'll travel around with my Tanuki assistant, Minotaurus bodyguard and creepy Lich scientist.

All while I'm being chased by a bounty hunter reminiscent of Granberia, the Dark Elfdar and other threats the galaxy has to offer.

>> No.12674735
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>>12674728
That's an ugly monstergirl.

>> No.12674737

>>12674728
I love chocolate and strawberry. Non fat is gross.

>> No.12674738

>>12674711
Well, pretty much, that's how most artists operate. They do stuff they like, or they fuck about until someone pays them to do something they like.

It's not like you have to pander to his specific tastes, sometimes he just finds an idea too good to pass up. Eventually his out put will have enough worthwhile stuff to be able to ignore the bob related crap.

It's not like anyone wants another picture of te fucking cheshire or Laska.

>> No.12674739

>>12674728
You know what it is.
>>12674729
If there was a shortage of men they probably would be up to it.

>> No.12674740

>>12674730
Or maybe half the planet is owned by Minotaur, and the other half is owned by Holstaurus

>> No.12674743

>>12674727
Less is generally full of shit, and will draw stuff if he thinks it's funny or will piss people off, like the "everyday until you like it" drawing.

Well, obviously they're drawing what they want to, and so is less. The thing is, you just need to give him better ideas to draw than bob's

>> No.12674744

>>12674379
>pick up fluffy yeti
>she gives you a fluffy hug and won't let go
the comfiest

>> No.12674746

>>12674735
Tslking shit about Asterio.

The only ugly monstergirls come front setouchi and delphinus. And toumasu's yeti, that shit is rank.

>> No.12674747

>>12674739
I just want to sleep on a pile of boobs. Is that so wrong?

>> No.12674749

>>12674730
>Your holstaurus is actually a minotaurus in disguise.
>She's been buying milk and calling it her own hoping that she'd start to lactate when she got pregnant.
>Has to keep herself from raping the daylights out of you whenever you wear your red scarf on chilly days.

>> No.12674750

>>12674600
Just read it from the last thread link.

Where does Anon's lust and greed end?

>> No.12674754

>>12674749
>Holstaurs with a Minotaurus' coloration and vice-versa.
Hoo boy.

>> No.12674755

>>12674743
This is one of the things I find amusing. Everyone hates on the man, just because of the name. So many people that 'hate' him don't even really read what he does.
Dude has good ideas.

>> No.12674757

>>12674733
Tap da Lich in her on-ship lab.

>> No.12674758

>>12674743
>you just need to give him better ideas to draw than bob's
So pretty much any of the ideas that people say when he ask for something in the threads.

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/milk/

>> No.12674763

Would anyone be up for coming with me to the shirohebi planet?

I'm paying for beer and snacks so just bring whatever you want and enough for your share of the ticket.

>> No.12674765

>>12674747
I do to anon. Its a natural healthy desire.
>>12674749
>>12674754
That would be pretty damn fun.

>> No.12674767

>>12674763
>aka
>The Planet No One Ever Leaves.

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>>12674746

>> No.12674771

>>12674763
Sign me up.

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>>12673255
>That is unfortunate
for you
>But I forgive you nonetheless

>> No.12674774

>I HATE BOB AND I DON'T KNOW WHY

>> No.12674777
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>> No.12674778

>>12674763
>Free food
>Free drinks
This extreme temptation. But I'll have to decline. Enjoy your trips, my friends
I mean, what's the worse that could happen?

>> No.12674779

>>12674599
His computer died

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>>12674767
Can't deal with the DEEP LOVE Anon?

>> No.12674783

>>12674774
>I want to bait someone and I don't know how

>> No.12674784

>>12674774
Over-saturation and shilling, there you go.

>> No.12674785

>>12674718
>>12674718

He did a Khepri story a while ago involving an archeologist/explorer meeting a kuudere Khepri.

Deleted it/hid it because he figured nobody liked it or cared about it since he has more self doubt than other writers. With one exception.

>> No.12674788

>>12674763

I'm in. When do we leave?

>> No.12674789

>>12674777
She isn't yan though.

Her dialogue literally says

"To face me from the front"

"this foolish man is my darling/lover"

He blinded himself and now she's crying for his stupidity but also really touched by it.

>> No.12674791

>>12674763
Sure.
I can wife one and ask her to come home with me.
Or I can stay forever, doesn't matter to me.

>> No.12674792

What ever you do.
DO NOT go to that planet with the elves

>> No.12674793

>>12674783
I try.

>> No.12674795

>>12674763
Anon, that planet has long been destroyed, all that's left is a green star in the shape of a eye.

>> No.12674796

>a planet of Matango

>> No.12674797

>>12674785
What? It's right here.

http://pastebin.com/vZyc6fFt

>>12674784
>Over-saturation
This is interesting. If he's so truly hated, then why is he so omnipresent? Why would less like him? Does anyone besides less actually talk to him?

>> No.12674800

>>12674666
>Dragon/Salamander/Lizard planet.

>Planet is something of a craggy wasteland.
>Class-based society, with small-numbered Dragon royalty on top, Salamanders in the middle and the common Lizard Girls at the bottom.
>Most buildings are towering adobes, where the Lizard Girls live along with Salamanders.
>Salamanders have some dragon blood in them and are larger and able to produce small amounts of fire, putting them above the common Lizard Girl.
>The Dragons live in vast palaces made from super-heated rock and sand via Dragon Fire, each one a piece of art. Made from Dragon glass-blowing.
>Visiting Humans are treated with neutrality and a suitable hospitality. However respect should always be shown with a polite bow if they ever find themselves in the presence of Dragon Royalty. Along with not speaking to them or making physical contact with them unless given permission .
>Lizard Girls are often humble, as their society makes them, but they still have a quiet dignity. Making up the bulk of the military and workforce of the Dragon Empire.
>The Salamanders are given positions of power , while still serving the Dragons dutifully.
>Sadly, there are several Lizard and Salamander gangs. Which unfortunately do not discriminate between their own kind and any visitors. It's recommended to stay out of their gang territories.
>The planet is worth visiting for chances of seeing the Dragon families or seeing their grand palaces, or just to sample the local cuisine.

How's this?

>> No.12674802

>>12674789
Yes. It's pretty obvious, even if you don't read moon. Two questions though.

1. Why does he seem to have his eyeballs in a jar?

2. Would you mutilate yourself to be with your waifu?

>> No.12674803

>>12674769
You go outside with that face?

>> No.12674805

Land on a planet, the entire population is pretty much massed in one area, there are so many bars you can't count them all.
It's filty, messy and dark.

Even the air smells pungent like decaying meat.

You constantly hear screams echoing off into the distance.

The voice on the intercom at the starport welcomes you to Manticore planet.

There are 4 signs warning you to leave now.

>> No.12674807

>>12674800
Do the gangs have Mohawk hair?

>> No.12674810

>>12674796
Eh, it's not a problem since spores can't leave the planet. Unless some idiot gets on a ship without decontaminating first. But, no one would be that irresponsible, right?

Right?

>> No.12674812

>>12674796
>was destroyed recently be a galactic confederation specifically created to keep monster human relations safe.

>> No.12674814

>>12674807
Most likely

>> No.12674816

>>12674792
Why?

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>>12674810
Welcome to the USG Ishimura Anon.

Enjoy your complementary insanity induced waifu

>> No.12674818

>>12673666
lol just run to a friends house after leaving most clothes and pissing in the woods

>> No.12674820

>>12674805
"'Abandon all hope ye who enter here.' Eh." You shrug your shoulders, check your jacket for your pistol, and push into the bar. "Still better than the Ushi-Oni planet."

>> No.12674823

>>12674581
what's that? i can't hear you through the sound of my sirens.

>> No.12674824

>>12674820
If you're gonna write a story please do so in a single post.

>> No.12674825

>>12674758
You assume those are good ideas.

>>12674755
Sometimes? Every now and then?

>> No.12674826

>>12674816
I can't find it, it explains the dangers of those extremely nice elves

>> No.12674829

>>12674824
That was 2 different people posting, stop acting like a back seat mod

>> No.12674830
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"Doctor, Doctor! My eyes are going crazy, I can't look at people without petrifying them."
>"I see...Well if it's this serious, I schedule some laser eye surgery for you"
"D-Doctor, w-won't that make ME go blind?"
>"Nonsense! Who tells people this garbage?"
"A...Cyclops friend of mine."
>The Lich looks up from her clipboard, yet making sure to avoid eye contact with the Medusa
>"Cyclopes are innate masochists who don't know dick about modern science."

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>>12674826
Got you covered.

>> No.12674832

>>12674820
>Ushi Oni Planet
>You can't even hear the intercom say welcome as you look at the billion of warnings and advertisements for pelvis implants
>The screaming, Jesus fuck the screaming
>Every scream is followed by a cracking sound, then another, higher pitched scream
>There are no high rises. Everything is caves

>> No.12674833

>>12674814
Now I'm imagining HnK with monster girls

>> No.12674834

>>12674624
holy shit these are all good options aaaah what do i choose?

well, i guess two is out because no girls like me (for perfectly adequate reasons), i probably wouldn't last a month in option one so i guess option three is my best bet. laser guns are cool anyway.

>> No.12674837

>>12674825
They're at least better than Laska again, and again, and again.

>> No.12674839

>>12674831
Thanks.

>> No.12674840

>>12674800
>Class based society

I'd go to that planet specifically to go after the extreme outlier girls.

Think about it, imagine if there was a Lizard Girl "Lu Bu" do you really think anyone would get in her way even at the top of the pyramid? Fuck no they wouldn't.

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>>12674832
>The Ushi-Oni cave city of "Pelvisgrave"

>> No.12674845

>>12674800
>A salamander's younger sister accidentally wanders in to gang territory and get's yuri-femdommed.
>Salamander dons her leather jacket, her souped up police cruiser, and her double barrled shotgun and gets ready to rumble.

>> No.12674846

>>12674841
In space no one can hear your pelvis breaking.

>> No.12674847

>>12674805
In other words, the perfect place to recruit space pirates.

>> No.12674848

>>12674840
Wouldn't Lu Bu be better suited as an Ushi-Oni?

>> No.12674849

>>12674666
Stan confirms it'd sell my soul for a piece of that paradise.
I'd make the first legit town too, make monopolies on stuff and natural resources.
Also, I won't get a wife for at least two years when I arrive.

>> No.12674850

>>12674837
This is true.

>> No.12674851

>>12674847
As Obi Wan Wan said "a hive of treachery and villany"

>> No.12674852

>>12674851
Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy.

I don't know why this is so hard.

>> No.12674853

>>12674845
This sounds like a movie from the 80's
I would watch the fuck out of this

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>>12674666
This is paradise.

>> No.12674855

>>12674852
Its a joke, remakes always ruin the original. you know how it goes.

>> No.12674856

If you go to that snowy planet you'll probably be hugged by several yeti simultaneously likely not too long after you land there.

>> No.12674857

>>12674837
You sure cherry pick.

>> No.12674858

>>12674856
Sounds like a good place for a ski holiday.

>> No.12674860

>>12674840
>Victorina Lvovich Salamander sadly taps away at her futuristic keyboard, as she tries to incite the masses towards class upheaval and the realisation of her dream of a new liberal, anti-autocratic, socialist paradise.
>She knows no one will read her plea, she knows nothing will change, but she knows she can't ever deny herself and her beliefs.
>She'll die in the back of a hovercab, an unknown jane doe in a morgue, quietly mourned by her daughter.

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>>12674666

>> No.12674862

>>12674849
>won't get a wife for at least two years when I arrive.
I'm not sure if that's possible anon.

>> No.12674863

>>12674800
No electricity
No automobiles
No internet
Just miles and miles of Kansas as far as the eye can see

>> No.12674864

>>12674144
What site please?

>> No.12674865

>>12674856
So Hoth. we're naming the snow planet Hoth

>> No.12674866

>>12674666
What about that desert planet, though?

>> No.12674867
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>>12674853
It's basically Mad Max anon, watch yo' classic Australiana, mate.

>> No.12674869

>>12674857
Oh sorry, add some fucking manticore or cheshire to the list if you want.

>> No.12674870

Remember, Winter is coming, so bundle up your daughteru nice and warm

>> No.12674871

>>12674858

oh yeah plenty of the natives are always happy to go skiing with you.

>> No.12674874

>>12674800
Why can I see old timey narrow gauge railroads running all over the place?

>> No.12674876

>>12674715
>The last time you told her that you were tired, she slammed you up against the wall and asked you "Did I fucking stutter?!"

deck her in the jaw and respond "no, you fucking didn't!"

>> No.12674879

>>12674870
Do I D-Dick the daughteru for warmth?

Please help I'm not good at this fathering thing, I have no idea what to do!

>> No.12674880

>>12674874
Bringing in all the milk to the capitol to make the dairy products they export.

This works

>> No.12674881

>>12674874
Because deep inside you're autistic about trains?

Like that great train Aoi, or the other train Haruka.

>> No.12674882

>>12674871
Do you think the Yetis have barrels of whiskey around their necks like the St Bernard dogs do?

Or since this is space, pan galactic gargle blaster?

>> No.12674886

>>12674869
You seem awfully bitter, anon.

I'm guessing you tried to pitch your great idea to less and he didn't draw it?

Less has drawn a lot of stuff. Ya'll seem to forget about it rather awful.

>> No.12674888

>>12674879
>dick the daughteru

Do what you want, anon. It's your kid.

>> No.12674889

>>12674879
You pat her on the head and let her drink hot cocoa n front of the fire.

>> No.12674890

>>12674880
Entire train loads of fresh Holt milk rolling past you.

>> No.12674891

>>12674874
When you build them yourself.

Become the train magnate who rules the planets transportation systems. Marry into the largest dragon family and set up your dynasty on the backs of a million lizardgirl slaves mining away ores and precious gems for you to sell in other planets.

>> No.12674893

>>12674870
Anon, she IS the warmth.

>> No.12674894

>>12674881
Aoi, Haruka?

I am missing something here, was that the bad railroad anime last season?

>> No.12674897

>>12674890
A train full of happiness.

>> No.12674898

>>12674800
that doesn't sound to bad. class structure is weird but respectful. if i were to become stranded on this planet i don't think i would mind

>> No.12674899

>>12674891
For some reason dark elf slaves sounds better .

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>>12674870

>> No.12674902

>>12674880
>>12674890
Wrong planet guys.

Lizard planet exports weapons, minerals and ores, glasswork and their famous 'Dragon-Fire in a Can' or 'DFC'.

>> No.12674907

>>12674898
As long as you avoid the gangs and don't insult the Dragon royalty in some way you'll be fine.

>> No.12674909

>>12674886
>I'm guessing you tried to pitch your great idea to less and he didn't draw it?
Kinda funny how you people always end saying the same.

No, I've never asked him for anything. Did he draw something for you and that's why you are sucking his dick this hard?

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>>12674870
Thanks for the reminder.

>> No.12674913

>>12674900
>>12674910
We need one of these for a Holstaurus.

>> No.12674914

>>12674893
>Call your daughteru to come to you.
>"What is it, dad?"
>Give her the biggest, tightest, most warm hug you can muster
>"H-Hey, relax dad? Did you lose something?"
>"No. I just wanted to give you a hug because I love you."
>"Oh... I-I love you too dad."
>Silence
>"Dad?"
>"Hm?"
>"You can let go now."
>"Just a bit longer."
>Silence
>"Dad, I need to pee."
>"Hold it in."
>'Dad, are you cold?"
>"N-No."

>> No.12674915

>>12674902
I said Holt milk, he brought up lizards

>> No.12674916

>>12674909
Yes, I love sucking his catboy dick. I love when he starts purring and blows in my mouth. It's great.

>> No.12674919

>>12674916
that's turbogay, anon

>> No.12674921

>>12674832
actually there's no intercom.
or warning signs.
or advertisements, of any kind.
and there is no screaming, just science, a cold, dead science that seemed to have a weight behind it.
the cause was obvious; ushi onis had been extinct for decades. their feeble minds were incapable of developing space travel, and no men would go to the planet. the men on the planet eventually died and committed suicide, and there were no men to create more ushi's with.
so they vanished. and no one missed them.

>> No.12674922

Hmm, Dragon wife.
Electric bills drop in the winter.
You wear short sleeves all year round in the house.

>> No.12674925

>>12674921
Yes Anon, science. Cold dead SCIENCE

>> No.12674928

>>12674876
i cannot for the life of me understand why people find shit like that attractive. i guess it's just wanting to be dommed.

>> No.12674929

>>12674882
I'd imagine some do while others feel that their hugs are enough.

You sometimes get some invitations to the homes of Yuki onna or simply get a "ufufu" giggle if they make eye contact with you.

>> No.12674931

>>12674921
Until one day a ship came to the planet.
The made this gruesome discovery

Eggs by the thousands, Ushi-oni in stasis waiting for a time a ship would come.

They are starting to open..

Opening this weekend

<She changes the channel>

>> No.12674933

>>12674237
>Be average anon in monster state
>Life is good, you've read up on monstergirls and had interactions with them in your old country before the move, so you know how to handle most of them
>Life is good, no crime, except for the rare kidnapping by Ushi Oni and some Amazon groups among other unsavory MGs
>Neighbor to a Kitsune family, their daughter loves to play in your garden and spend time with you
>Such a precocious girl
>Lately, spending less time with her, because conservatives from other countries are pushing for laws to punish men who sex "underage" monstergirls
>She isn't happy about this
>Not one bit
>She disappears one day, naturally, you're questioned
>Tell the truth, you have no hand in this
>Spend time with the parents, helping them through their grief
>Time passes, and one day, a lovely vision of a Kitsune appears on your doorstep,
>Full breasts, wide, though not too wide hips, beautiful golden hair down to her waist and legs that go for days, though shorter that you by about a foot, not that you have any problem with that
>Not to mention that ass and six of the fluffiest tails you ever did see adorning it
>She asks to be let in, you have much to discuss she says. You reluctantly accept
>She steps in your living room and asks for a glass of water, which you go fetch
>When you return, you find her in black thigh highs, but otherwise bare
>She asks if you like what you see, to which you can only gulp, causing her to smile, before breaking out in laughter, to your confusion
>She reveals her identity and moves to hug you, before tearing open your button shirt and nuzzling your chest hairs
>You slightly push her back, to the protests of your penis, graphically bellowing how he'll murder you if you don't fuck this girl right now
>Not now boner
>You ask how this can be, and she tells you a story about a man, radioactive cake, a washtub of alcohol, voyeurism and hairy, wrinkled balls, to the distaste of your boner

>> No.12674934

>>12674925
FUCKING SPELLCHECK DAMNIT
it was pretty funny though.

>> No.12674939
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What's the most extreme thing your waifu would do in your name? How far would she go down the dark side to prove her love? How Yandere is she for you?

>> No.12674940

>>12674933
we gon get some smut up in here eh

>> No.12674941

>>12674862
One must have a will of titanium if one wishes to become successful. I will require a holstaurus wife or two or three sooner than later.

>> No.12674945

>>12674939
>Anubis
She would have regular wine, instead of spiced wine with her finely prepared dinner.

>> No.12674946

>>12674939
not much. because we have standards,

>> No.12674947

>>12674913
>a warm, soft, bundled up holst would be very very cute
> a cow-like toque with parts for her ears and horns
>thick mufller/scarf, long enough to share

>> No.12674949

>>12674914
Exactly. She is a biological heat source and she knows it.

>> No.12674950

>>12674933
one of the few cases where your daughter could also be your wife.

>> No.12674952

>>12674947
That's right you guys did already come up with an idea for it. I do think we need this drawn.

>> No.12674956

>>12674952
What would you do on a date with a cute, fluffy, bundled up holst?

>> No.12674957

>>12674945
Damn son, that's pretty hardcore of her, props on the hardcore waifu.

>>12674946
If Monster Waifus had standards they wouldn't marry anyone from these threads in the first place.

>> No.12674960

>>12674956
Oh man, take her into town and just walk around with her going into whatever shops she wanted, then a movie and dinner, then we go and listen to the carolers before heading home and cuddling.

>> No.12674961

>>12674957
What can I say? She might even use silverware instead goldware, sometimes she likes to rough it.

>> No.12674969
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>Kikimora planet

>The majority of the houses are identical upper middle-class with lots of interior decorating.

>The kikimoras smile respectfully at you and wave as they go about their shopping and errand finishing for their masters.

>It only takes you two days to realize you haven't seen a single human man besides the tour guide

>You slip away from the main group and head to one of the nicer houses, you don't even knock before it opens and a kikimora steps out

>"Would you like to tour my-the insides? Please feel free to enjoy a drink... or a few." She smiles sweetly while extending her shaking hand

>You reluctantly accept, mostly out of courtesy since she seemed lonely. You walk around for a bit and enjoy some biscuits before trying to say your goodbyes to the kikimora

>She smiles and giggles with a hand covering her mouth "Why would master need to leave? Master lives her after all." Her voice is crystal clear as she explains.

>You laugh awkwardly and walk to the entrance with the kikimora following closely at your heels. She dashes in front of the door the moment you reach for the knob

>"Master? Is there anything you need? Please let me get it for you. My only desire is to serve master." Her arms wrap around you and you can hear her exasperated breathing as she grabs on tighter

>You try to break free but fail miserably. Despite her size the kikimora packs some serious strength. Before long the world around you fades and you can only hear her long gasping cries of "Master... Master's here..."

>when you wake up it's in a bed with your hands tied to the bedposts. The kikimora's already by your side with a sweet, almost angelic smile on her face

>"Master finally came home... I've waited so long for master so I can't let him go now... I won't go back to being like all the others. I love you master." You catch bits of information through her whispers

>Something in your stomach sinks as you realize you probably won't be leaving this rock any time soon.

>> No.12674972

>>12674969

And to think Janet left there to come clean up our shit. I don't know which is worse.

>> No.12674975
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12674975

>>12674969

Poor thing is lonely

>> No.12674978

>>12674969
The entire planet is a yandere trap.

JIM, START THE ENGINES, WE NEED TO LEAVE.

WHY IS THERE A SNAKE GIRL IN THE COCKPIT?!

I HATE SNAKE GIRLS

>> No.12674979

>>12674969
I'd stay just because she's lonely. All she had to do was ask

>> No.12674984

>>12674933
>She tells you she did it all for you, going so far as to advance her magic training so she could grow extra tails
>She asks if you are displeased, trembling slightly, waiting for your answer. You do so by raising your hands to her ears and kneading them softly, but firmly, causing her to moan, her eyes dilating and watering, her knees growing weak, causing he to sink and hold on to your shoulders, looking up at you
>You run your hands down to the sides of her face, and in a rare display of sheer will, halt long enough to ask "what of your parents?"
>She tells you she doesn't care, as long as she can be with you, she'll do anything to get them to accept, to please, not reject her
>"And the law?" You ask. She answers if it means having you, she'll run with you to the ends of the Earth
>She stands on her toes and plants a kiss on you with enough fire to ignite the hearts of the deadest of undead MGs, sucking in your tongue and nibbling your lips, a strand of saliva glinting between you as she separates
>Whatever remained of your rational mind was just gunned down by the rage between your legs, and boy does she notice
>She leads you by the hand to your modest library, where you spent so many hours laughing and conversing, having you sit on a lone chair, missing its mate
>She gets on her knees and pulls off your shirt, swiftly moving to your belt and unceremoniously tossing it aside, before undoing your parts and zipper with her teeth
>She takes in your smell, her eyes glaze and she drools a little, soon liberating your member from its prison, stuffing the whole thing down her throat in one thrust ,causing a shudder to run through your body
>She frowns and grunts for a second, moving up just enough to smile, at you, then she begins her work
>She never lets the tip reach her mouth, the muscles in her throat are more than enough to pleasure you, sucking as she rises and leaving no place untouched a she moves down

>> No.12675001

>>12674969
Want and not want all rolled into one there

>> No.12675006

>>12674886
He's not bitter, it's true, Less has had a hardon for cheshires, manticores and Laska.

>> No.12675008

>>12674957
>If Monster Waifus had standards they wouldn't marry anyone from these threads in the first place.
well duh. then we'd come up with something else, like "failed science experiment" waifus or something

>> No.12675011

>>12674969
>not asking her to go back to your planet with you
>not letting her follow you around to wait on your eveyr need
Dammit...

>> No.12675013

>>12674969
i'm fine with staying but she should untie me first

>> No.12675014

>>12675006
And Apophis.
Lots of Apophis.
Maybe too much Apophis.
This is coming from a guy who loves Apophis, by the way.

>> No.12675016

In the previous thread:

Gamer Gracie "agrees" to play Sonic 2006. But I guess you already knew that.
Traitor-kun exposes his true colours.
/mgt/ explains how lamia sex works. The secret? It just does.
Anon posts a cute story about a Kunoichi.
Deer girl steals the Reese's.
More MGE miscellanea is translated. In particular, a vegetable made out of water, and an empathic sex potato.
Diablos and Zinogre go to Monster Kindergarten. Thank god there's no Plesioth girl.
Thing-girl assimilates her way back into the thread.
Catastrophic puns.
/mgt/ goes all /k/-ish, forcing carnivorous monstergirls to eat their vegetables for a balanced diet at gunpoint. Truly terrifying.
Your Zombie lover has evolved into Wight waifu!
Undesirable monstergirls for reasonable standards.
Monstergirl waifus get their Anons to cosplay. As monstergirls.
Anon finds Ra the Wurm in a box. Then goes on a 24 episode adventure with her. And then turns into an ultradense black dwarf star with her.
.less draws a tanned, beachgoing kitsune.
Bromont writes about a man who was raped by lamias.
Nyanon concludes the Gabby CYOA.
/mgt/ puts the fear of humanity into a succubus.

Something something ideas: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Something something need more fulfilled things: http://pastebin.com/M0wsrQdk

So someone here definitely recorded and compiled all of that Gabby CYOA?

>> No.12675017

>>12675011
She was scared of losing her only chance at keeping a master.

I'm sure a few months of grooming her to be a perfect maid and reinforcing her trust in you and she'll gladly pack up whatever she can and follow you to the spaceport.

>> No.12675019

>>12674984
they gon fug

>> No.12675021

>>12675016
>.less draws a tanned, beachgoing kitsune.

I missed this? anyone grab it?

>> No.12675023

>>12675011
>Not inviting her to join your crew of hardy space adventurers.

She can be the ship's chef, keep the place tidy and clean while she sings.

>> No.12675024

>>12675016
don't forget about the navy seal that marryied a nervous succubus.

>> No.12675025

>>12675016
>Zinogre

Wait what?

>> No.12675029

>>12675021
It's in the thread you doofus.

>> No.12675030

>>12675021
It's in the thread you ignoramus

>> No.12675032

>>12675021
It's in the thread you faggot

>> No.12675033

>>12675029

I must be blind.

>> No.12675035

>>12675008
Homunculi?

>> No.12675037

>>12675033
see
>>12674524

>> No.12675040

>>12675024
>/mgt/ puts the fear of humanity into a succubus.
I think that's what your talking about.

>> No.12675041

>>12675037
Thanks.
Now I see why I didn't remember it.
I am not into dfc.

>> No.12675042

>>12675021
Here >>12671712

>>12675024
I sort of alluded to that with the last thing. Guess I should've been more specific with those last posts.

>>12675025
Here >>12666205

>> No.12675045

>>12675041
>I am not into dfc
Here we go

>> No.12675047

>>12675016

I don't think anyone on the thread right now recorded it.
I might do it myself if I can find the thread it started with.

>> No.12675048

>>12675016
>Anon finds Ra the Wurm in a box. Then goes on a 24 episode adventure with her. And then turns into an ultradense black dwarf star with her.
I'd love to see a Drawfag draw our cute Ra Wurm. She'd be a tan girl with dark hair and golden scales, right? Like a Dopey Pharaoh Dragon thing.

>> No.12675051

>>12675041
>I am not into dfc.

Anon, while I understand that that's your opinion, I can't help but argue that dfc is more appealing to me on some monstergirls more than others.

>> No.12675053

>>12675047
See
>>12673916
I didn't even realize JJ cleaned up.

>> No.12675055

>>12675051
Yes, But for fox women, I like them developed . It is a personal choice for me.

I am fine with you taking the DFC, that way I do not feel bad for not picking her.

>> No.12675060

>>12675047
This >>12647971 is the starting post.
Here's what I started to document: http://pastebin.com/picsyW5W
Feel free to continue from that, if you want. I've been a little busy to spend time in these threads and get the CYOA all copied up.

>> No.12675062

>>12671712
Take the bottle from her and tell her minors are not supposed to be drinking.

>> No.12675063
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12675063

>>12675055
What's wrong with a flat fox?

>> No.12675068

→→→ When did these start turning up?

>> No.12675072

>>12675063
Well she's got shit on her chest. That should tell you what she is.

>> No.12675076

>>12675072
So instead of being a FLAT fox, she is a SCAT fox?

>> No.12675078
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12675078

>>12675072
What?

>> No.12675079

>>12675076
That was pretty crappy.

>> No.12675082

>>12675062
Kitsoviet isn't a minor, they're just small.

>> No.12675084

>>12675076
Shoo ba dee bo ba
Ah sciddly bo dah
She-bop da boo

That's a scat fox, right?

>> No.12675085

>>12675082
In Putin's Russia you rape MG!

>> No.12675087

>>12675063

What she lacks in chest, she makes up in ears, those things go for miles man

>> No.12675088

>>12675084
Congratulations you get 1 Internet!

>> No.12675091

>>12675087
Do you think she's a little bit insane, and can actually pick up CIA transmissions with those things?

>> No.12675092

>>12675091
I thought it was FOX news.

>> No.12675094

>>12674984
>She goes into a trance, moving more aggressively be the second
>Your dick can't take this, your hips thrust forward with such force you stand and try to move back, but her arms hold you in place as she pumps, all while you cum as deeply as you can, her eyes staring into your soul
>Violent spasms wrack your body as you finish, and she lets you fall to your seat, her head still glued to your crotch
>She retracts slowly, sucking all the while, stopping for several seconds at the glans, her tongue working its underside to completely overpower you along with her unholy suction, before separating with a loud pop
>She'd ask if you enjoyed it, but the tears streaming down your face are answer enough
>She stands, and parts her legs over your lap, lowering her sex onto your member, separating her engorged lips, dripping vermillion
>You feel some resistance and she whines, you realize what this means
>You tell her not to push herself, that you do this right and rise to meet her, before she pushes you down and tells you she's not waiting anymore
>She impales herself on you, crying out and holding on to you, her flesh shakes and quivers around you, almost tickling
>She reaches between your thighs and pulls up her hand, showing you the crimson of her maidenhead, before licking it, awakening a dark lust within you, you grow bigger inside her
>She whispers in your ear, "with this, you're mine... " grinding herself on it slowly to better accommodate you
>She raises herself halfway, her hands resting on your neck, "now, make me yours"
>You put your hand on the seat and thrust upwards into her, flesh slapping each time where you're connected, it's taking all she has to remain standing, every plunge into her deepest part makes her absently utter "I love you, I love you, I love you..."

>> No.12675097
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12675097

>>12675087
big ears mean big love

>> No.12675107
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12675107

>>12675016
>Deer Girl steals the Reese's

Yes! I've finally done it!

I've made the "previously in thread" list! I've hit the big time!

Now to work on the next big thing, the next big smash! Nothing but smooth sailing ahead for me!

>> No.12675114

>>12675107
Don't forget to thank the little people that helped you make it there.

>> No.12675124

>Start making Nyanon Gabby Screencap

Shit, this might turn out bigger than I thought it would.

>> No.12675135

http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8

Well this is the full pastebin for Gabby, just in case people missed it or something.

>> No.12675142
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12675142

>>12674969
>Tanuki/Gyoubu Danuki Planet

>A giant city, covering most of the planet. Originally most of a forest planet, but the forest has been cut back considerably.
>Money defines status. The more you have, the higher your standing. Whether local or foreigner it's all about cash.
>There's enough towering skyscrapers to put Earth to shame, the Tanuki planet is well-known as being the economic powerhouse for the galaxy.
>Some sights for any visitors includes the Galactic Stock Market. Where hundreds of short girls with bushy raccoon tails scuttle back and forth depending on whether the price of platinum rises or sinks.
>The planet is very densely populated. The streets are filled with vendors and the buildings with dutiful office workers.
>The wealthiest Tanuki are the leaders, some ridiculously rich, but all very powerful.
>Crime is uncommon, but not unheard of, sometimes when a Tanuki's gotta make money, she's got to do it the hard way. Don't be shocked if you find your wallet missing after stopping to ask for directions in the maze of a city.
>Furthermore, it would be wise to brush up on the basics of barter and business before visiting. Tanuki can be ruthless and they don't pull their punches for offworlders. If you're not careful you can find yourself in debt to 3 different Tanuki before you've even left the spaceport.
>A lot of people find themselves stranded on the planet for this very reason, Tanuki like to keep men they like in debt to them for as long as possible.

>> No.12675157

>>12675094
>Her insides writhe, you can feel her climax approaching, she collapses on you and you lift her by the buttocks, thrusting into her with fury, her toes curling and her words catching in her throat, causing her to whimper
>Finally her wall clamp on you and warmth gushes and runs down your belly, thighs and legs
>You both pant, consumed by each other's lusts, bodies lick with sweat and sex
>You whisper in her ear, "with this, you're mine" and hold her to your chest, she cries in happiness
>The next day you go to her house, she holds on to your sleeve as you ring the doorbell
>The door opens and you're greeted by your kitsune neighbor, a kind smile on her face, but you still see her sadness
>You pull your lover to the from, and let your neighbor get a look at her, after a few seconds, her tails stand on end, she glomps the young woman in front of her, joy, worry, anger come all at once from her voice
>Her husbands joins you at the door and immediately figures out what's going on
>Daddies know their daughters after all
>He invites you in and you tell him your story
>Neither parent disapproves, and agree to keep the relationship secret until she of of age, all is well
>Your life goes on as usual, except for all the extra love you're now receiving
>Your darling goes back to school during the day, and into your arms at night
>Bliss
>One day, as you're sharing dinner, there is a knock on the door
>The police are here
>For you
>They have been made aware you are in an improper relationship with an underage kitsune
>They slap on the cuffs and take you away, to your lover's cries of desperation
>It seems, one of her sisters, let it slip at school she had found a man
>You're booked and processed, found guilty of stator rape and sentenced to 20 years in prison
>Your kitsune, and her parents, come to see you weekly, telling you to stay strong
>You try your best to appear cheerful, but under the façade, you're suffering

>> No.12675159

>>12675142

>Tanuki like to keep men they like in debt to them for as long as possible.

For sexual relations? Marriage?

>> No.12675161
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12675161

How hype is your waifu for Smash next week?

>> No.12675164

>>12675142
This sounds like the perfect planet for gassing.

>> No.12675165

>>12675142
>All the architecture is Art Deco.
>Who Is Atlas?
>Who Is John Galt?
>A lone Tanuki ON THE EDGE blows up her skyscraper that was on the verge of completion due to her designs being tampered with.
>Just another day.

>> No.12675169
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12675169

>>12675161
My waifu is hype for smash every day.

>> No.12675170

>>12673547
I thought you were being ironically delusional, but you're right. All gays turned into Alps. Wow.

>> No.12675171

>>12675142
So uh, does anyone actually legitimately like tanukis?

Are there actually people out there who make them their waifus?

>> No.12675176
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12675176

>>12675169

>> No.12675177
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12675177

>>12675171

Oh silly anon, Tanukis are the best waifus and everyone wants to marry one

>> No.12675178

>>12675029
>>12675030
>>12675032
Ok that made me laugh.

>> No.12675180

>>12675171
One anon has the one from the fighting game, I think its a squirrel though.

>> No.12675182

>>12675159
Prostitution rings

>> No.12675183

>>12673588
>[condom ripping intensifies]

>> No.12675185

>>12675176
Great spaming the same ushi-oni pics again.
geez

Can you stop forcing them on to use before I start hating on them

>> No.12675186

>>12675171
I like a waifu that has brains and cunning.

>> No.12675189

>>12675159
Business opportunities. Men are rare on their planet, and a cute boy like yourself can make some good cash if he knows what he's doing.

>> No.12675190

>>12675185
Too late, I already hate them.

Didn't they ask you to not do this last thread?

>> No.12675191

>>12675177
>best waifus
>swindles your money like a filthy jew and puts you in debt for the rest of your life

>> No.12675192
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12675192

>>12675186
Kitsunes are supercomputers that can emulate all your favorite games

>> No.12675193

>>12675185
But you already hate us, anon. You've made this same argument four times now, and we've given the same response; there's just no more ushi-oni content to post.

>> No.12675195

>>12673666
>Leave me alone
>I'm posting in my human girl thread.

>> No.12675197

>>12675193
Then stop posting it, fuck
how dense are you.

>> No.12675199

>>12675197
Nope. If the other faggots in this thread can get away with it, we can too.

>> No.12675200

>>12675193
How would you like it if I spammed the same fox or dragon pics over and over?

>> No.12675201

>>12675197
I don't quite follow.

>> No.12675203

>>12675200
Well, you do anyway so it's not like it matters. You just have a lot more content to go through for your pleb-tier waifu.

>> No.12675206

>>12675200
Not the guy you're talking to but that is already done.

>> No.12675209

>>12675203
>pleb-tier waifu

Aw shit. Anon's out for blood.

>> No.12675210

>>12675192
How would they emulate a game? Turn it into an oral CYOA?

>> No.12675211

>>12675200
Probably be just as annoyed?

>> No.12675212

>>12675161
I want a Tharja Trophy.

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12675215

>>12675210
they turn into a Kon-Station II and a CRT television

>> No.12675219

>>12675191
Why do you people always focus on the negative things?

Every waifu has her drawbacks. It's about accepting her flaws and personality ticks, that's how you really love her.

>> No.12675225

>>12675157
>You're raped daily by the inmates, passed around like toy
>Your heart breaks, unable to stand the abuse
>Soon you're nothing but another broken man thrown to the dogs
>You hardly eat, or speak, or do much of anything anymore
>You sleep, you breathe, you fuck, and are fucked
>One day, a riot break out between the gangs over control of the male population in the prison
>You're indifferent as blood paints the walls and floors around you, and are herded to the best of their ability by the guards, with other men lucky enough not being raped amidst the melee
>The guard leading you is tackled to the ground by an Oni
>You try to get to a safe place, away from the chaos, but all that disappears when a stray chunk of cement, thrown by a wurm, connects with your head
>You lose consciousness and bleed out on the prison floor, one of the many casualties that day
>Your kitsune's family gets word of this a few days later, when the names of the disease are revealed
>She cries and screams in anguish as she identifies your body in the morgue
>It takes 2 Ogres and a Lizarman guard to pry her away from you
>Your funeral is held a few days later
>The coming weeks are the hardest
>Your family does not try to hide their disgust of "the filthy monster" that led their son astray to an untimely end
>She spends her days locked in her room, wrapped in whatever clothes she could salvage before the goodwill van came
>Outside her door, drawings made in crayon, apologizing over and over
>She clutches the first book you ever gave her like a holy relic, gripping it so hard her fingers are etched on it
>More weeks pass
>A man watches the news
>A protest here, a fight there
>Of note, the suicide of a young kitsune, her wrists slit, found resting against the grave of her lover

See what you faggots did?

Did youREJOICE?

>> No.12675230

>>12675225
Truly perfection. Death to the fluffytailriat.

>> No.12675238

>>12675225
Jesus. Why do they group men and MGs in the same prison? Wouldn't that be rewarding the MG criminals with free men to rape?

>> No.12675242

>>12675238
The men ARE criminals. It's punishment. For some.

>> No.12675246

>>12675242
But what about the MGs who go to prison for raping shotas? Then they get to rape grown men?

Fuck this MG-run society and their self-serving justice system.

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12675248

>>12675225

This is fucking bullshit, fuck you

>> No.12675249

>>12675248
Yes, the SUFFERING would be much sweeter if the oppai lolitsune had to take care of a paralyzed, severely brain damaged retard husbando.

>> No.12675256

Tried to screen-cap Gabby.

Made it as far as the Waterpark before I realized I accidentally deleted a bunch of shit while cleaning up what I already had.

Fuck it. Giving up. Will try again tomorrow.

>> No.12675258

>>12675256
>screen-cap
Why? It's long as balls.

>> No.12675260

>>12673139
LDR pls

>> No.12675262

>>12675246
Such is life with monstergirls.

>>12675248
Don't blame me, it's all that faggot MGpolice cancer's fault.

>> No.12675263

>>12675249

She was physically older, how could he be imprisoned if the person he was fucking older the 18? Do you really believe the police would take your word for it if you said that a older women was actually a 10 year old girl?

>> No.12675264

>>12675258
I like screencaps. I liked Gabby. Figured I'd make one. Done long-ass screencaps before.

I screencapped the tales of Bitchboy.
Think I might've missed the last couple posts though.

>> No.12675266

>>12675249
She had the body of an adult anon.

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12675267

>>12675263
Birth Certificate...

>> No.12675268

Its his story
he wrote it the way he wanted to

No one presses charges, no evidence to support the claim, case dropped.

DA give you a dirty look.

Judge is a MG .

There, alternate ending

>> No.12675270

>>12675264
>spoiler
For what purpose?

>> No.12675272

>>12675249
I'd rather just marry one of the inmates. But then I dislike fluffies and this isn't a CYOA.

>> No.12675275

>>12675272
How many Draganons here tonight?

>> No.12675278

>>12675263
>>12675266
I prefer to imagine a fluffy oppai loli. I'd love to lewdly cuddle with one.

>> No.12675279

>>12675275
Here here. Jabberwock is my favorite subspecies, whats your guy's?

>> No.12675280

>>12675270
Again, I liked it.

>> No.12675281

>>12675272
>>12675275
Careful Anons, we don't want to spark another One Year war against the fluffs

>> No.12675283

>>12675279
Vanilla.
Though Childhood Friend Wyvern trumps all others.

>> No.12675285

>>12675280
Remember when people weren't bitching and we were actually allowed to like his story?

Good times.

>> No.12675286

>>12675264
Bitchboy is one of the many things that should never have happened.

>> No.12675287

>>12675281
I love both fluff and dragons. I'd love to nuzzle a dragon's fluffy drills.

>> No.12675289

>>12675279
I still think the hearts should form naturally, and not from sex .
just my view.

Ryuu for me.

>> No.12675290

>>12675281
I do.

>> No.12675291

>>12675286
I think you're exaggerating a bit. There was nothing wrong with his early posts until he went too hard and got completely obnoxious.

>> No.12675292

>>12675287
Fox Dragon?
Dragon Fox?

Hmm I can see that

>> No.12675293

>>12675267

>"Hey officer, this man is having sexual relations with this underage girl"
>"She doesn't look underage to me"
>"Yes she is, i even have her birth certificate"
>"First of all where the fuck did you get that? Second, what tells me that's her birth certificate, what proof do you have?"
>"uh... ummm. Can't you do a blood test? Can't you do an investigation? Please officer, hear me out!"
>"How about you get the fuck out before i arrest you for stalking?"

>>12675278

>>Full breasts, wide, though not too wide hips, beautiful golden hair down to her waist and legs that go for days, though shorter that you by about a foot

See >>12674933

>> No.12675295

>>12675238
Would you rather be fucked by monstergirls, or all-male-fuck-me-in-the-ass prison?

>> No.12675296
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12675296

>>12675268
See now this shit would be legit in MGC, there's no way a humie could be a judge there in the first place.

If they were the the original story would have panned out exactly as it did since humies ruin everything and then they'd have some Detroit 67 tier riots break out and basically every man in uniform would be raped through the floor and have to go to the hospital for pelvic surgery.

>> No.12675298

>>12675295
>all-male-fuck-me-in-the-ass
Depends, am I an Alp yet?

>> No.12675301

>>12675293
>See >>12674933
My 12-yo cousin is shorter than me by a foot, and I'm average height.
I'd fuck her in all holes if I was brave enough to molest.

>> No.12675302

>>12675296
>Goddamn humies, never trust those shits.
>Only good for fucking and chucking.

>> No.12675304

>>12675301
I'd start joking about brushing her teeth, but last time I did that we ended up having to deal with that anon who came in his female relative's panties, toothbrushes and bikinis.

That went from funny to depressing quickly.

>> No.12675307

I wonder how well chastity belts sell in a world full of MGs

>> No.12675308

>>12675307
Some jealous yandere types would want them for their husbands I guess.

>> No.12675309

>>12675307
The makers would have black bags dumped over their heads, and they'd wake up in an offshore facility with a bomb in their stomach and one hidden in their rectum.

>> No.12675311
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>>12675307
>Implying they wouldn't be considered contraband by the Succubi Senate

>> No.12675310

>>12675298
No, and remember what you're in prison for.

>>12675304
What?

>> No.12675312

>>12675307

I wonder how many conceal carry permits are issued

>> No.12675313

>>12675304
>funny to depressing
What part was depressing? At least he wasn't a necropedo, like that other guy.

>> No.12675314

>>12675307
They'd be a self-defense measure, like pepper-spray.

Of course that won't stop MGs from mouth raping you.

>> No.12675315

>>12675285
Except he was told to fuck off from the beginning. Hard femdom and sadism a shit.

>> No.12675316

>>12675314
>mouth raping
That's called catcalling, anon.

>> No.12675317

>>12675309
Hi C Bear.

>> No.12675320

>>12675316
I was thinking forced cunnilingus or deep, non-consensual kissing, but I suppose that works too.

Is checking you out while you strut around in a slutty outfit considered "eye raping"?

>> No.12675322

>>12675320
Yes. Yes it is. It's appalling how monster girls can rape men without even touching them.

>> No.12675323

>>12675320
What consists of a slutty outfit for men, anyway? Like, a banana hammock?

>> No.12675325

>>12675323
Sleaveless shirts and shorts, or just flat-out walking around without a shirt on, like some kind of street slut.

>> No.12675326

Oh god really? We're gonna skirt close to THAT?

>> No.12675329

>>12675323
Shorts and a polo shirt/tank top

>> No.12675330

>>12675323
Skinny stretch jeans might be on the low end. I bet they'd come up with some really stupid slut outfits like assless chaps and a codpiece, or something.

>> No.12675331

>>12675323
Probably anything without a lock on the pants knowing mg's

>Look at that fucking tramp
>Just a button and a zipper on his pants
>He's not even wearing a belt
>You could have them off in a second flat
>He wants it
>And I'm going to give it to him

>> No.12675333

>>12675323
Any tight clothing. Oversized and baggy is the way to go.

>> No.12675334
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>>12675302
>The guy is sent to prison
>Is almost immediately sprung out (against his will) by sympathetic MG criminals
>An Oni picks him up in the courtyard, forces him into a ball, and fastball specials him
>He flies right over the gigantic fence and into the waiting arms of a <insert flying species>
>He's ferried back to his house and waifu
>The Black Jinkos effectively guard the properties until order is restored
>Immediately pardoned by the President in order to prevent the disaster from happening all over again

>> No.12675337

>>12673139
I loved it.

>> No.12675338

>>12675331
>mfw I only wear sweatpants and a t-shirt around town
>some MG could come walking down the street and just pants me

I-I was asking for it all along

>> No.12675342

>>12675334
Why exactly are they doing this?

I must be exceptionally frail and wimpy if they don't just take me on the spot.

>> No.12675344

>>12675342
I meant the guy in jail for 20 years.

Whatamattawitu!

>> No.12675345

>>12675338
>it's a matango

>> No.12675347

>>12673139
You're writing prose, man. You can drop the >greentext style of writing. Pretty much every single line in your paragraphs could be broken out in > format.

>> No.12675348

>>12675345
matangos can't walk silly!

>> No.12675349
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12675349

>"Oh, boy, I love you so~."
>"Never, ever, ever gonna let you go~,"
>"Once I get my hands on you~."

>"Oh, boy, I love you so~."
>"Never, ever, ever gonna let you go~,"
>"I hope you feel the same way too~."

On a scale of 1-10, how fucked would you be?

>> No.12675351

>>12675348
They can now.

>> No.12675353

>>12675331
What would a mg think of me if I wear a tracksuit and a driver's cap while squatting with other guys at a corner who are also wearing tracksuits?

>> No.12675354

>>12675351
This is like.

Like...god it's like the reaction when I discovered flying scorpions existed.

>> No.12675355

>>12675349
1

She's just singing. She's not a Siren or anything. It's all good.

>> No.12675356

>>12675349
I think you mean her.
How fucked would she be?

>> No.12675359

>>12675353
>Fucking track sluts.
>Look at them flexing. You have to be V hungry to do something like that.
>It's like they're giving us a free show.
>They're asking for it.
>They want it.
>Let's give it to them.

>> No.12675360

>>12675354
Haha, what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSIvLYVO5HE

WHAT?

>> No.12675361

>>12675354
WHAT!?

>> No.12675363

>>12675349
1. Would fall asleep in her arms as she sings to me.

>> No.12675367
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>>12675351
Wait, what?

>> No.12675368

>>12675349
Fuck it. I'm saying it. I want Shirohebi art with human kegs. They can be scaled so it affirms her lamianature, but I want to do a Shirohebi from the back while pulling on her hair.

>> No.12675372

>>12675349
>Fuck. Only one thing left to do. Fight fire with fire
>Saunter up to her, take her chin in hand
>"We're no strangers to looove~"
>"You know the ruules, and so do I~"
>"You know commitment's what I'm thinking of. You won't find this. From any other guy~"
>Pull her into my arms
>"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeelin''"
>"Gotta make you understand~"
>"Never gonne give you up~"
>"Never gonna let you down~"
>"Never gonna run around and, desert youu~"
>"Never gonna make you cry~"
>"Never gonna say goodbye~"
>"Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you~"

Then run away as she breaks down in tears, thinking she's finally found some one who loves her for her.

>> No.12675373

>>12675367
KC updated them, they can uproot themselves and walk around now. But he took away the making you a mushroom man thing, so it's all good.

>> No.12675375

>>12675368
I want Shirohebi with legs in a wheelchair, smiling while someone wheels her around.

>> No.12675377

>>12675360
Flying manticores.

>> No.12675378

>>12675373

That sounds like some Q&A thing. Updates always come with new art. You got a source?

>> No.12675380

>>12675373
>it's all good
I'm going to need a few months to get acclimated to the information that they don't turn people into mushroom men

Until then, it is not "all good."

>> No.12675381

>>12675372
Wow, that's really dickish anon.

>> No.12675383

>>12675360
>20in long
WTF

>> No.12675384

>>12675360
Time to avoid going west of the river even more than I do now.

>> No.12675385

>>12675375
>Shirohebi with legs in a wheelchair
>fake legs and the tail hidden in the chair, knife ears under hair
I bet she'd go around pretending to be a cute cripple girl and then pounce out of her chair like a spring once she got a nice boy into an alley.

>> No.12675386

>>12675372
What kind of monster rickrolls their waifu.

>> No.12675387

>>12675378
I'm actually quoting an anon that said he saw this in MGR. I'm not setting foot there again, so call me a faggot of you want.

>> No.12675389

>>12675385
The idea is: she would be using transformation magic to get human legs to appeal to a boy.
But since she can't into human legs, she has to get around without walking, using a wheelchair.

So yes, at the end of the day, she'd be pretending to be a cute cripple girl, but because she actually would be a cute cripple girl at that point.

>> No.12675391

>>12675386
You know what the best part is? I'm actually a mage. The 'Roll is my time-tested escape method, and I'd developed my magic so that whenever confronted with monstergirl-rape, the magic equation automatically kicks in and summons a small imp with a drum-kit, and plays the opening beat to the song.

>> No.12675393

>>12675383
He said, "centimetros" centimeters, it was wrongly translated.

>> No.12675394

>>12675383
I'm guessing that's a mistranslation. There's no way those things are that fucking big.

I hope.

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>>12675394
There's no flying bugs that big in the world. They probably mean 20cm which is about the size of a big dragonfly or robber fly. The thing is related to both of them.

>> No.12675400

>>12675360
I didn't even play the video.
I just scrolled through the seek bar to see it.

That's what happens when "The Mummy 2" was your first time finding out what scorpions are and that they are in fact real animals.

>> No.12675403

>>12675360
Where's that image of the guy holding a gun to his head and is saying 'well guess that's that' from hearing exactly this.

>> No.12675407

>>12675384
>>12675400
>>12675403
You fucking babies. The video said they're 20 centimetes long, and the "stinger" is actually the penis, it can't sting you with that thing.

>> No.12675409

>>12675407

This. It's not even a scorpion. It's a true bug like a wheel bug. And what kind of baby is scared of an assassin bug?

>> No.12675411

>>12675407
The first step west of the river also happens to be Arkansas, I'd rather like to continue avoiding that too.

>> No.12675412

>>12675407
Personally, I just hate scorpions in general, because >>12675400.

Surprisingly enough, I find Girtablilu sexy.
Maybe it's the veil...

>> No.12675413

>>12675407
>>12675409
Its only a matter of time, evolution doesn't stop ever.

>> No.12675415

>>12675412
I have arachnophobia but I would fuck and love the hell out of a spider girl. Make it a sexy woman and I'll get over my fears.

>> No.12675416

>>12675413
Considering that spiders and scorpions were the very first land animals, they've had a long ass time to get to it but no wings yet, just stuff like parachutes of web. Hexapoda has been running rings around them flight-wise for over two hundred and eighty million years.

>> No.12675417

>>12675415

Now imagine an Ushi Oni with a human-phobia. You two would be an adorably jittery couple.

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>>12675415
Oh no! Your dragon-type waifu has been kidnapped by the Demon Lord, who has forcibly transformed her into her drake state to use as her all-powerful mount in her campaign of desctruction and debauchery.

How can you hope to save her?

>> No.12675425

>>12675421
If she's being turned all-powerful won't she be able to fix it herself?

>> No.12675430

>>12675425
She will simply become more destructive, not able to revert back to her monster girl state by herself.

>> No.12675433

>>12675349

>tfw you'll never be lulled to sleep as your pharaoh waifu softly hums You Are My Sunshine while running her fingers through your hair

Why even live?

>> No.12675435

>>12675433
>Or O Sole Mio
Why even live?

>> No.12675442

>>12675421
Well what do I need to do? I mean, I gotta have some direction here. Is there some mystical old monster girl who can give me advice and tell me what to do? Some ancient relic out there? Can I persuade the Demon Lord to not to that? I need some sort of direction here, you can't expect me to just blindly accomplish something.

>> No.12675446

>>12675442
Well, the transformation magic is the Demon Lord's doing.

So it basically amounts to killing the Demon Lord in order to turn her back to normal.

>> No.12675451

>>12675421
>>12675442
Visit a Lich.

The answer is always to visit a Lich.

>> No.12675452

>>12675446
OK, so negotiations are completely out of the options? I mean, I would hope that she could be a rational person and let us discuss this civily, but OK.

But suppose I'll just build a rag tag party of various people with different personalities and goals and make our way to fight the Demon Lord I guess.

>> No.12675454

>>12675421
With a fucking box.

>> No.12675456
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>>12675451
"Doctor, Doctor! The Demon Lord turned my wife into a dragon and--"
>"Our health insurance doesn't cover Demon Lord bullshit. Now get out of my office."
>"Next patient!"

>> No.12675459

>>12675399
>robber fly
Onii-chan, I brought you a present!

Am I kawaii?

http://i.imgur.com/flz7rLk.jpg

>> No.12675460
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How would you go about rescuing your waifu after she got kidnapped by a succubutt and placed in the topmost tower of her Rape Castle®? How would your waifu rescue you if the situation were reversed?

>> No.12675461

>>12675421
>Use as an all-powerful mount.

So is there some kind of brainwashing going on here too then?

>> No.12675462

>>12675421
Actually, the dragon form thing happens because of the dragon's own power, not the demon lord's.

All the demon lord could do with her power is to make her hornier, bustier, curvier and all-around more succubus-like.

>> No.12675465

>>12675461
Yes.
Expect to fight her as the penultimate boss standing in the way of you and the Demon Lord herself.

>> No.12675466

>>12675459
You know what pictures can't capture? The buzzing sound they make. Imagine a horsefly sound, and that's like a leer jet compared to the 747 of a real robber fly. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>> No.12675468

>>12675460
A case of spiced rum and a catapult.

>> No.12675469

>>12675462
I think he meant that the Demon Lord brainwashed her, and locked her into Dragon Form.

For some reason.
Because conflict plot.
I dunno.

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>>12675460
I'd rather be rescued by a pair of Dragon Girl sisters who are also martial artists. Who rescue me from some MG gang and then we have a threesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YySGy_4Wag

>> No.12675473

>>12675460
I'd probably have to storm the castle with a group of strapping young shotas at my side. Id be ashamed of using them as pawns in my plan, but I'm actually not because at least one of them has to be into succubi.

As for my waifu, she'd probably bite all of the succubutt's guards into her willing slaves to help rescue me.

>> No.12675475

>>12675465
With the aid of my rag-tag band of adventurers, a spell granted to me by a rather annoyed Lich, and the Power of Love, I undo the seal upon my dragon waifu, and return her to her humanoid form, and free her mind from control.

She then joins my Party as an 11th-Hour Super Ally to help take down the final boss.

>> No.12675477

>>12675442
Sex
It always involves sex in MG land.

>> No.12675478

>>12675469
I don't think she can pull off the "lock in dragon form" thing. Her spells are limited to "grow tits", "grow bigger tits" and "grow all the tits, like seriously you'll be shitting breasts for a month".

Besides, the idea of something could be more useful when it becomes less sexy would probably fry her mind.

>> No.12675479

>>12675460
Oh crap, LOOK!
Asswings!!

It is an ALP, she is bait for you!

>> No.12675484

>>12675478
I don't think Full-Canon really applies here anon.

It's a Head-Canon Hypothetical for the sake of generating a conflict, the crux of discussion based upon how you would resolve this conflict.

>> No.12675486

You and your ryuu wife have been married for a while, no eggs yet, but soon.

You decide one night to get an extra cheese meat pizza and stay home and watch tv with her on her new 50 inch flatscreen TV.

There is only 1 problem, and its a dangerous one.

The is only one piece of pizza left and you both reach for it.

What will you do?
Choose wisely Anon!

>> No.12675491

>>12675452
Never underestimate the anger of a man whose waifu has been stolen, anon.
>Oh my, another hero come to stop the demon lord? You'll fail, just like all the oguhckkkkkggugkcckk"
Drink in her fear as you choke the life out of her. Drink it! She'll throw spells at you, but you won't care. The red haze blocks out the pain. The fact that you didn't even flinch when her magic scarred your face and took your eye just cements the knowledge of her fate in her mind. When she finally goes limp, you drop her in the puddle of her urine that she made in her final moments and then you continue forward through the castle.

>> No.12675492

>>12675486
Bargain with her, offer a backrub in exchange for the last slice of pizza.

>> No.12675493

>>12675486

Let her have it in exchange for a kiss

>> No.12675495

>>12675486
Shove it in her scaly cloaca and use your penis to ram it into her womb.

>> No.12675496

>>12675486
Share it Lady and the Tramp-style.

>> No.12675497

>>12675486
Give it to your wife?
Like, this is hardly a choice. Pizza isn't that important.

>> No.12675498

>>12675486
The traditional means to resolve this is a fight to the first blood with nerf swords, but since she needs energy to develop her eggs, the right thing to do is to let her have it.

>> No.12675499

>>12675491
>Not having a waifu who is secretly the demon lord
Step up, man

>> No.12675500

>>12675491
I can totally see some Mgs doing that too.

>> No.12675503

>>12675495
Then there's this guy...

>> No.12675505

>>12675486
Why a 50 inch
Why not a 70 inch.
By reaching for the pizza did you mean reverse scale?
Where are there no mushrooms on this pizza?
How soon is soon™
Has there been any documented cases of a man winning a fist fight with a ryu?
What if i have ribs that have already been previously fractured?
Why couldn't you have just given me a daughteru to give the last piece to?

>> No.12675506

>>12675499
>not having a waifu whose father is the king/Demon Lord's husband
>Whom you work for and answer to

>> No.12675508

>>12675505

You ask too many questions anon

>> No.12675511

>>12675508
They're important questions which may or may not have fluctuating value.

>> No.12675512

>>12675505
>why no mushrooms
Because the anon in this story actually has taste.

>> No.12675516

>>12675506
Good, but not good enough.

The correct course of action is to fuck the Demon Lord's husband so hard that he turns into an alp for you, thus stealing him from the DL.

>> No.12675517

>>12675506
>Fucking your boss's daughter
>Without knowing sh's the boss's daughter until she invites you to her home

I wouldn't wish this on any Anon.

>> No.12675518

>>12675505
the 60 inch was what she was able to negotiate for, since she broke the 50 inch one in a rage over a movie remake being shown on TV

The reverse scales is what brought about the soon to arrive egg. so no reverse scale hunting at this current time.

Mushrooms were not considered for this particular pizza as the decision for the toppings were hastily made .

About 2 more months, maybe 3, her mother has a history of dropping 2 eggs as does her grandmonther

None that we are aware of.

Pre-existing medical conditions tend to be frowned upon when filing for insurance claims.

She is coming , see above.

Were there any other questions you needed answered before making your decision?

>> No.12675521

>>12675517
Your words.

They wreak of experience and a story to tell.
Out with it.

>> No.12675528

>>12675518
Nah I'm good.

Touching the reverse scale, stealing the pizza while she is distracted, and locking myself in the bedroom seems like the best choice of action here.

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>>12675517
>The entire dinner, your boss is staring at you with a gaze that makes you avert your eyes every time you see them
>Goddamn, if looks could kill...
>"I'm so happy you could come by, Anon," your girlfriend says
"Yeah, that's...yeah," you squeak out, sweating like an animal
>He's still staring at you
"Um, uh," you begin so eloquently, "So, Mr. Haman...What is it you...do?"
>"I oversee human-monster relations calls," he replies, with a somewhat polite tone in his voice
>Maybe he's actually mildly okay with it
>"But there's this one shithead there, an employee of mine...My god, is he really fucking me over, you know?"
>He's not okay with it.
>"I mean, I'll tell you," he says, looking into your eyes, "When I get my hands on him..."
>"Honey," his wife interjects, "You're being rude. Not at the table."
>"What the matter, darling, you look like you've seen a ghost," your girlfriend says, looking at you with concern
"I--well...you know...Is there a bathroom around? Please?"

>> No.12675535

>>12675528
There is no lock on the bedroom door.

>> No.12675536

>>12675521
The only experience I have is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeG0alaKZ1M

>> No.12675543

>>12675533
For some reason I read this as if that snake is the boss.

>> No.12675544

>>12675535
But how else would she prevent you from escaping during her five-week long mating sessions?

>> No.12675546

>>12675543
But did you read it in Norio Wakamoto's voice?

>> No.12675551

>>12675535
I blame the people for letting danukis control the real estate market. They sell you a rapecave when you want a bedroom.

>>12675544
Probably a concrete slab only she is strong enough to move in front of the doorway.

>> No.12675553

>>12675546
Something along the lines of that, yes.

>> No.12675561

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SDCv8Mt6wY

Imagine a MG singing this.

>> No.12675565

>>12675561
Which MG would give the best ara ara ufufu?

>> No.12675566

Why would you want to escape?

It's a Ryuu.

Where could you escape to?

>> No.12675567

>>12675566
The pillow fort. No girls allowed.

>> No.12675568

>>12675565
Wight. How is this even a question?

>> No.12675571

>>12675565

>apophis
>pharaoh
>echidna
>Deruella

take your pick

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>>12675565

>> No.12675575

>>12675565
Athena = Dragon
Alicia = Fox
Akira = Wurm

Mermaids?

No idea, these aren't that good of suggestions

>> No.12675576

>>12675567
Pharaoh's the kind of girl I'd make a pillow fort with, and fuck her in it.

Hell, I'd make a sand castle and fuck her in it.

>> No.12675578

>>12675576
Then you risk sand in her vagina, do you really want sand in her vagina?

>> No.12675579

>>12675576
I'd put a speculum in her lolipussy and pour sand into it.

>> No.12675582

>>12675576
know why Pharaohs wont drink beer on the beach?

They don't want sand in their Slitz

>> No.12675583

>>12675578
Well, I...fine, no.

>> No.12675586

>>12674421
>Moose on hiatus
We're going to get so many frog posts man. Like every thread for the next two mont-
>Chekhov's gun has arrived
You fuck. You absolutely massive fuck. Like some of your cliffhangers were bad man but there was plausible deniability. This is just sadism.

>> No.12675588

>>12675578
I thought sand in the vagina was Anubis' problem.

I knocked over a pyramid with my Paladin Man action figure and she got all angry, can't take a joke.

>> No.12675592

Wurm nurse walks into a Proctologists office with a can of beer.

The doctor looks at her and says

I said butt light

>> No.12675595

>>12675583
Wrong answer, you retort "fuck you anon, it's a sandcastle reinforced with magic".
>>12675592
Boooo

>> No.12675599

>>12675595
*should retort with

>> No.12675600

>>12675588
Why are paladins the go-to "hates monstergirls" characters? Clearly, I missed some important greentext or something.

>> No.12675601

>>12675595
Well, my first answer was going to be, "fuck you, anon, it's a literal castle made of sand because MAMONO MANA"

But I failed.

>> No.12675605

>>12675600
>greentext
Nope. It's more like an anon claiming to be a paladin slaying demons. That'd be the main reason.

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>>12675592

>> No.12675611
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12675611

The world is going to be in terrible danger.
A man known simply as "The Doctor" has developed a serum that negates succubus magic, turning any monster girl affected by it into their berserk, full-blown monster state.
He is using a floating island as his flying fortress while he slowly guides his plan to fruition.

How will you stop him?
Would you risk accepting the help of your waifu?

>> No.12675612

What do you guys think would be distinct physical characteristics separating a Kitsune and a Kumiho?
There are differences, right?
I need to know
For reasons

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Seafoam if you’re out there. I’m that original anon that posted this image that started your “Petty Human” story and I just wanna thank you for writing it. I really enjoyed it and hope you continue writing. No homo.

>> No.12675614

>>12675612

The liver eaters have yellow eyes.

>> No.12675616

>>12675611
There's nothing a catapult and being blackout drunk can't solve.

>> No.12675626

>>12675612
Kumiho can't tell the difference between rice cake and human feces.

You can give one a heaping pile of your dung and tell her that it's a present, and she'll eat it, vomit for a week and swear off from interacting with humans ever again.

>> No.12675627

>>12675626
That sounds like a load of shit.

>> No.12675630

>>12675627
Sorry, it was a rice cake. You're a damn fox, aren't you?

That's how the rest of the story goes, one of the younger foxes tries to steal some cake but his mother warns him that it's actually shit, and they run back to the forest.

>> No.12675631

>>12675612
Well for one they always have nine tails. If you run into a nine-tailed Kitsune you're probably fucked anyway because they're vastly old and incredibly powerful, and will screw you over in an also decidedly lethal manner because it amuses them.

>> No.12675636

>>12675631
Always? They don't grow a new one every 100 years/power landmark/new child?
Not even number of livers eaten?

>> No.12675640

>>12675636

Kumihos eat livers so they can fulfill their ultimate dream, becoming a 3dpd human waifu

>> No.12675641

>>12675611
surface to air missile

I think they are called Nuclear tipped tomahawks

>> No.12675642

>>12675586
I can't go and provide answers and not pose a few new questions, now can I?

>> No.12675643

>>12675613
If this be true I thank you anon, as well as Seafoam. I am a HUGE fan of his Pretty Human writing. I can't wait for the next update. Seafoam if you're out there, THANK YOU BASED GOD.

>> No.12675644

>>12675640
The fiends! To do away with all the fluff is a crime!

>> No.12675647

Kumiho women have long tongues.
They are always nervous.
They don't always have 9 tails
They are always korean.
speak Korean to it, if it responds, its a kumiho.

>> No.12675648

>>12675647
Most inari and kitsune will kill/attack a kumiho on sight .

>> No.12675651

>>12675647
Well, if I speak it badly will they point it out and laugh or just pretend it's gibberish?
I'm not good at languages.
>>12675648
Makes sense for evolution, killing the fake to promote the real thing.
How do other MGs respond to Kumihos?

>> No.12675652

>>12675648
That sounds like PPV material, Just throw em in a cage and start filming.

>> No.12675654

>>12675651
She might visibly wince, or correct you.
at that point RUN

>> No.12675655

>>12675652
Mud or jello?

If we do jello, think of the sponsoring

'Everything is better with jello"

>> No.12675656

>>12675654
Running only increases their murderboner.

>> No.12675657

>>12675656
It IS the thrill of the hunt after all.

>> No.12675659

>>12675651
No idea, they stay in Korea where they belong, its something like 1 per 1000 fox women

>> No.12675660

>>12675655
Chocolate pudding, It fills the role of mud while retaining possible sponsor deals.

>> No.12675661

yo gotta remember , they all foolishly want to become Human 3dpd women.
so their numbers are dropping each generation.

I haven't heard of any in so long I think it may simply be a drunken korean myth

>> No.12675662

>>12675660
Can I pay to lick the winner and/or loser clean?

>> No.12675663

>>12675660
>'Kitsunes vs Kumihos, down and dirty, is brought to you by: Delicious brown chocolate pudding! Pick some up today!'

>> No.12675664

>>12675661
Hey English wikipedia has an entry for them

>> No.12675665

>>12675661
Maybe Kumihos see it as some sort of curse being what they are? Forced to crave human livers, their only way out being death or actually giving into their desires to live a life free from their murderous urges.

>> No.12675668

>>12675662
The loser would let you do it if you treat her to liver afterwards

>> No.12675669

>>12675662
Only if you sign a waiver allowing you to enter a small raffle stating your liver is forfeit if you get too close to a pissed off kumiho. They have to be legally fed somehow.

>> No.12675670

>>12675668
>She only lost since the Inari had magic and she didn't

>> No.12675672

>>12675665
10 years as a sex slave for some.
Like i said korean Myths are pretty messed up

>> No.12675673

>>12675669
>get too close to a pissed off kumiho
But if she lost, she should be beaten almost to death, while if she won, she wouldn't be pissed off.

>> No.12675676

>>12675670
This anon found another way to spot the Inari from a Kumiho.

>> No.12675677

>>12675673
I'd be pretty pissed if i had chocolate pudding stuck inside every orifice i had.

>> No.12675678

>>12675668
Can she eat my liver while we have sex, kinda like that Franken Fran story?

>> No.12675680

>Find a pretty fox girl
>She's singing this in the exact same way
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ
>I'd totally date her and cook her liver and onions every day.
>Some days it would be beef liver
>Chicken other days
>Have liver patte with crackers for a snack
>And fuagra for her on her birthday

>> No.12675682

>>12675678
That would be very painful.

Fuck you bane

>> No.12675683

>>12675677
>chocolate pudding stuck inside every orifice i had
>chocolate pudding-filled fluffy ears
I want it.

>> No.12675684

>>12675678
She would say "Silly human, it is sex and food not sex with food."

>> No.12675685

>>12675680
I'd kill for some fried chicken livers right about now.

>> No.12675687

>>12675685
I'd rather have gizzards.

>> No.12675689

>>12675682
>Mommy, where's daddy?
>I ate his liver while he was putting you in my tummy, darling.

>> No.12675692

>>12675682
She's a hungry fox.

>> No.12675694

>>12675680
So a north korean kumiho?

There are no MGs in best korea

>> No.12675695

>>12675689
>Don't get attached to new daddy sweetie, he's not going to be around long.
>But I like this one mommy!
>Sweetie, we only just met him! I'll have dinner ready soon, say goodbye to new daddy

>> No.12675697

>>12675692
For me
Oh god I should try to hide someplace
She can smell my fear

>> No.12675698

>>12675692
And hear your breathing.

>> No.12675700

Like I said, Kumihos are so rare the odds of you finding one are pretty much non-existent.

>> No.12675701

>>12675697
I bet your fear makes your liver even more delicious. She might deliberately very loudly look in every other hiding place imaginable before dragging you out.

>> No.12675703

>>12675700
Probably rarer than serial killers that aren't Kumiho, which means there is no meaningful reason to pursue them more than on a case by case basis with local authorities.

>> No.12675704

>>12675698
>>12675701
>She starts calling out to you while prowling around, just to milk it more.
>"Anooooon, come out you plaaaaaay!~"

>> No.12675705

>>12675685
It's always best home fried.

>> No.12675706

>>12675703
>Officers, please, I can explain. I'm a Kumiho, so eating livers is my cultural prerogative. I've committed no crime.
>Miss, you only have two tails.

>> No.12675752

>>12675704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRM2YcGpmxg

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Who futakuchi here? I want to irrumate her read mouth.

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>>12675755
Don't know shit about futakuchis or whatever, but your pic reminded me of the softest ghost and she's pretty cool.

>> No.12675766

>>12675765
I'd like a soft ghost to always cling to me. It's not like she needs to eat or poop, anyway.

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So what's this about you not being able to pay your debt?

>> No.12675814

>>12675800
Can I pay it in Rape Dollars?

>> No.12675817

>>12675814
Explain further.

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Happy Father's Day!

>> No.12675837

>>12675828
"Kids are also changing, but I do not care."

Is that what it says?

>> No.12675838

>>12675817
I will hold Boss Oni in a headlock and violate her tight, muscular vulva enough times in a row to make up for my debt. Maledom roleplay prostitution is very expensive, so I think two or three shots should do it.

>> No.12675844

>>12675837
I don't know Moon.
>>12675838
You sir, are hard boiled.

>> No.12675847

>>12675838
>Maledom roleplay prostitution is very expensive
Is that how all those poor Manticores end up working at Maid Cafés?

>> No.12675850

>>12675844
What if she takes a liking to him and makes him her maledom roleplay slave? I bet a stressed out high-powered MG like her loves to unwind and have absolutely no responsibilities in the bedroom.

>> No.12675855

>>12675850
...and she has to keep it a secret or else her subjects and enemies will think she's weak. This is intriguing, somebody write it.

>> No.12675858

>>12673356
>You’re going to have everything, have your cake and eat it too.
Man, the poor guy lies so much even he's starting to believe it.

Thanks for the update.

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So is everybody having a good time with their old man? Sure is quiet here...

>> No.12675926

>>12675611
I get a job as a minion, snuggle a crowbar in with me, and then I see if I can't undo his villainous lair within half an hour. My waifu can stay in bed and wait for breakfast.

>> No.12675931

>>12675926
>Snuggle a crowbar.

Aww.

>> No.12675937

>>12675931
>Aww
Smuggle. Dammit. Though that crowbar DOES have every right to expect adoration. It has a place of honor in my waifu's hoard.

>> No.12675948

>>12675828
>>12675909
>Father's Day posts in November
>Google it
Oh, second Sunday on November in the Islamic Caliphate of Scandinavia.

>> No.12675953

>>12675948
>Scandinavia
Joke's on you, Finland isn't a part of Scandinavia!

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>>12675948
Islam is the light, infidel. One day all MG's will wear the veil.

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>>12675957
The sensual, sexy veil to make themselves exotic? Sure.

>> No.12675973

>>12675957
>that doujin

It's hot but it shouldn't be.

>> No.12675977

>>12675909

Today's not Father's Day where I live, but it's quiet alright. Nothing special's happening today here. It's just my birthday, anyway.

Happy Father's Day to you guys.

/blogshit

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>>12675977
>birthday
Happy birthday to you~

>> No.12675984

>>12675973
>it shouldn't be.
Why not? Is she too monster for you?̀

>> No.12675993

>>12675984
Because treating others like objects is wrong.

If she would have said I love you or something similar then I would have been a diamond all the way through.

>> No.12675999

>>12675977
>Monster waifu waking you up with a blowjob on your birthday
How's that different from any other day? I don't know, but it's your birthday so you treat it as more special.

>> No.12676021

>>12675999
How can a girl sing to you while sucking you off? That's not right. She'd snuggle up to you, jerk you off gently while singing into your ear in a whispering voice. She's change the tempo of her singing along with the jerking. Yeah. Like that.

>> No.12676026

GUYS I may just had an idea for a monster girl.
Imagine a cursed masked containing the soul of a dead woman, and whoever puts it on turns into that woman.

>> No.12676032

>>12674789
Shh, let me believe otherwise, Anon.

>> No.12676037

>>12676026
Sounds like you might be a closeted Alp. I'd rather the three Furies, sadistic triplets who punish evildoers with involuntary kinky sex.

>> No.12676057

>>12676021
She can hum the tune during the blowjob though.

>> No.12676060

>>12675161
I already main Sheik on the 3DS version.

>> No.12676088

>>12676057
I'd rather it my way.

>> No.12676104
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So what Monster Girl mob stories could we potentially have?
Goo Fellas?

>> No.12676110

>>12676104
The closest thing we've had to a "mob story" is this:
http://pastebin.com/cSGesYS5
And that's only due to the era it's set in.

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>>12676110
But that doesn't mean we SHOULDN'T have them.

>> No.12676114

>>12676110
Speaking of mobs, Hinezumi swing dancing in / setting fire to a prohibition-era bar when?

>> No.12676116

>>12676113
I don't have any issue with that.

>> No.12676117

>>12676114
>prohibition-era bar
>probably jazz being played
>accidentally burning everything down in the heat of the moment
Sounds like the start of something.

>> No.12676119

>>12676117
>a broad walked in
>that always means trouble
Start of something like that?

>> No.12676130

>>12675161
How do you feel about Jergingha's theme getting used on the Galaxy stage?

>> No.12676135

>>12676130
Not him, but it feels wonderful.

>> No.12676138

>>12676113
All the human boys go crazy for a sharp dressed MG~

>> No.12676156

>>12674430
Shouldn't it be NecronoMoocon?

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>>12675497

>this entire post

>> No.12676159

>>12676156
NecroMoonicon sounds best. Notice the "n" instead of "m" before the "icon".

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>>12676135
All that's left is The Won-Stoppable Wonderful 101, and Wonder Red as DLC.

Accompanied with Vorkie, Raiden, Viewtiful Joe, Wonderful one color alts.

>> No.12676185

>>12675689
>>12675695
Fucking despicable.

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>you will never be brought home by your wolfu and have to deal with her overly friendly sisters

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>>12675957
I will go to war over this, you fucking woman.

>> No.12676199

>>12676194
I will stand up to their affections like a man! And I will return their affections like a man! That is my justice!

>> No.12676201

>>12675957
>One day all MG's will wear the veil
>Implying it won't be the other way around

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>>12675977
Happy Birthday Anon.

>> No.12676205

>>12676201
>human boys dressed like sluts are asking to be raped!
No anon, it has already happened.

>> No.12676206

>>12676201
>And this is my husbando, Abdul.
>Is he a ninja?

>> No.12676209

>>12676206
Denmark, please.

>> No.12676210

>>12676194
Is she asking to get cuckqueaned?

>> No.12676214

>>12674421
c83: Is there any competent human antagonist at this point? It's as if almost every one of them has been subdued by the monster harem.

> Inquisitor Zerin: defeated (twice: 1st by Susan, 2nd by Minte)
> Typhoon guys + Vilmheim people: defeated (Susan + Rose)
> Crazy crossdressing duke: creepy but tricked (Susan)
> Prince Deron: BBQ'd by dragon imouto
> The HERO guys from the lake boat battle: defeated (Rose + Susan + Chris)
> The Crone formerly known as Hilda: warp-spaced (Ba'el)
> Cardinal Ulmpher + Captain Abdren: subdued (Minte)

So far, the only other possible human antagonists are:

> Cardinal Ol'een: still scheming
> 7 other cardinals: not enough info
> Doctor Vee and the Order of Ouroboros: still scheming (w/ Count Aaron)
> Duke Malco: chess game battle with a wight woman
> Emperor Hanlion: still sick
> 7 imperial princes: still in-fighting

Will anyone be at least a credible HUMAN threat to Laven AND the harem? At this point, having a warrior salamander, a priestess dog, a fighting dragon, an assassin mantis, & a demon goat in a harem ought to be considered a cheat code.

c83.4
> A non-Zerin epilogue: that's a start
>>12675586
>Chekhov's gun indeed
> Is it Electra or Electrka?

>> No.12676215

>>12676210
More like wanting to share the goods with her pack. That's how wolves work.

>> No.12676219

>>12676206
>Is his name really Abdul
>YES, IT IS!

>> No.12676220

>>12676215
>That's how wolves work
Let's not generalize werewolves too.

Wolves are also monogamous.

>> No.12676222

>>12675322
>It's appalling how monster girls can rape men without even touching them.
God damn magical monstergirls and their telekinetic molestations.

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>>12676194

Why is she such a chuuni?

>> No.12676224

>>12676220
Anon, please. The man is the prey, of course the pack shares him. Don't ruin it with your fancy-shmancy fact!
>>12676222
You know you want it.

>> No.12676226

>>12676223
How is she chuuni when she has actual powers?

>> No.12676227

>>12676222
>Telekinetic handjobs
Truly horrifying. Imagine getting bullied by one at school.

>> No.12676228

>>12676224
If being the bitch of a pack is what you want, good for you, but I don't want werewolves to be generalized just like people generalize saying that wurms are retard or vampires are cold-hearted.

>> No.12676232

>>12676227
>she makes you get up in front of the class and uses her telekinesis to force you to jerk off
>Timmy, you stop that right now!
>you get detention
>she makes you do it again, and again, and again, while in detention
That's what you get for forgetting her birthday.
>>12676228
>saying wolves are pack animals is generalization
Okay, you keep your lone wolves then.

>> No.12676236

>>12675533
What are you, some kind if bitch? Is your boss the CEO of wherever you work? Even so, show some balls.

>> No.12676238

>>12676232
No, what you said is that they share the males when I said that wolves are monogamous.

Let's finish this discussion anyways, I'm fine with both ways.

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>>12676232
>little boy doing jojo poses while fapping furiously in front of the class
>wizard girl laughing her ass off in the front row
I think they'd wize up to it in a flash. Then it's punishment time~

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>>12676232

Lone wolves are possible.
She really is the best werewolf though. Cute and has some kind of magic ability.

>> No.12676241

>>12676240
Where's she from?

>> No.12676242

>>12676238
>what you said is they share the males
When did I say REAL wolves share their males? I'm not stupid, I know that's not true.
>>12676239
Right, SHE gets detention, where she's seated right next to Timmy. They're monitoring her for telekinesis. But not for telepathy. Poor Timmy is getting a headful of Alp porn.
>>12676240
>Lone wolves are possible
I didn't say they're not.

>> No.12676245

>>12676232
Oh yeah, well fuck her. I shoot her ass full of curare and get my Lich friend to charm her once she's good and paralyzed. Once the poison wears off, I make her sing "Mandy" In the street. In a tutu.

>> No.12676246

>>12676242
>a headful of Alp porn.
>implying she wouldn't transmit a vision of herself as a voluptuous adult fucking him
>soon he won't be able to fap without thinking of her

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>>12676241

Some pixiv original. She's really popular considering how much art she has.

>> No.12676251

>>12676250
Fighting mecha and doesn't afraid of anything. My kinda girl.

>> No.12676252

>>12676242
This is why monstergirls shouldn't have magic that affects the mind beyond charming. Everywhere you go, magic able MG bombing you with sex 24/7. Only way you can even sleep is downing dangerous quantities of pills and liquor.

>> No.12676254

>>12676250
Reminds me of Black Rock Shooter.

>> No.12676255

>>12675765
who's dis girl

>> No.12676256

>>12676252
>only way
Anon, have you ever heard of tinfoil? Wrap some around your head, like a hat. Problem solved.

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>>12676255
>Not know about the softest yanlite ghost who loves hugging and solving paranormal activities

Anon, Anon please.

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>>12676251
>>12676254

She also seems to have one hell of a temper on top of the whole magic superpower stuff, so have fun.

>> No.12676261

>>12676258
Truly the best ghost.

>> No.12676262

>>12676260
>temper
I'll stay in the warm safety of my kuudere Dragonfu's bosom, thank you.

>> No.12676263

>>12676258
>yanlite
>loves hugging and solving
Incomparable.

>> No.12676276

So... Anybody still reading Vengeance? Am I the only one who thinks that MC's mom somehow turned into a succubutt after dying and she's taking her own vengeance on the dad for unknown reason? Obviously, MC is just collateral damage... A huge collateral, that is.

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S-so why don't you like demons?

>> No.12676287

>>12676282

Honestly? Because of my upbringing. I just can't help but see demons and succubi as soul stealing hellspawn and want nothing to do with them. Even if they claim to be otherwise.

>> No.12676288

>>12676282
I'm worried they will NTR me.

>> No.12676293

>>12676214
They've got a win streak going, but they're not the ones who seem to be reaping the rewards of them. They're like unwilling agents of chaos, or something.

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>>12676287
>>12676288
Bully shield activate!

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>>12676282
They're alright.
>>12676287
Arguing about religion on an anonymous imageboard makes you an immense autist.

>> No.12676305

>>12676282
Because they don't love you they think of you as toys
Same with Vampires, they see you as food and toss you among their hordes

>> No.12676306

>>12676295

You see, she looks cute and harmless, but she's a demon. She probably has the power to corrupt or destroy armies. There is no way I'm falling for that shit.

>> No.12676308

>>12676301
This is bait.

>> No.12676309

>>12676308
I'm not roleplaying, faggot.

>> No.12676310

>>12676301

I wasn't arguing about religion at all. Why are you so hostile?

>> No.12676311

>>12676282

They're just tools we use for the mission

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>>12676295
>those tits out and ass in the air
She's begging for a dozen cocks.

>> No.12676313

>>12676282
Because they're enemies to humanity?

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>>12676282
But I do like demons.

Dream Demons.

>> No.12676316
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>>12676306
>demons are evil because I say so!
Pouty pout, pout.

>> No.12676317

>>12676295
I want to poke her softness until she starts making cute noises.

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>>12676305
>Same with Vampires, they see you as food and toss you among their hordes
Lies. Vampires are love.

>> No.12676325

>>12676316

I don't trust those things at all. You're welcome to, but I'm having NOTHING to do with it.

>> No.12676326

>>12676309
This is also bait.

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>>12676316
>demons are good you guys!

No one can be this fucking retarded.

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>>12676325
>being a literal racist
Anon, come on. Demons have feelings too.

>> No.12676339

>>12676332
Fuck off.

>> No.12676342

>>12676332
>posting a dude who sells his soul and becomes a demon
You didn't think this through, did you?

>> No.12676346

>>12676339
Make me you demon apologist piece of shit.

>>12676342
Confirmed for not Reading Berserk.

>> No.12676351

>>12676336

Hey, more demon pussy for you, right? Personally I think you're getting corrupted/fucked over, but as long as you're happy who cares.
Seriously. I would never a demon.

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>>12676346
Why do you have such an autismal vendetta against fictional creatures?

Why are you shitting up the thread because of it?

>> No.12676356

>>12676346
>Confirmed for not Reading Berserk
Oh I'm sorry, "becomes an Angel", there, is that better?
>>12676351
But why? When has a demon ever done anything bad to you?

>> No.12676358

>>12676258
educate me pls

>> No.12676360

>>12676352
>posts demons, which 99.9% of people would like nothing to do with
>gets mad when people say they don't like them and expressing this is shitting up the thread

You're not very bright are you?

>> No.12676361

>>12676358
Read the fucking series.

>> No.12676365

>>12676360
>99.9%

Wow. I think you need a time out for all your rampant projection you're guilty of.

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>>12676365
Well, let him be miserable in his cloister. I'm going to enjoy my soft Demon ladies.

>> No.12676367

>>12676336
>brown
>arm-length stocking gloves
>elegantly patterned, translucent babydoll-esque clothes
>no buttwings
>no proportionally oversized breasts
>tail has holes for my to stick my fingers into and tease

Yes please.

>> No.12676371

>>12676356

Demons have a shit reputation. You don't get a shit reputation for no reason.
But once again, more demons for you to play with, right? I won't get in your way. Have fun, but it will probably end badly for you.

>> No.12676374

>>12676360
>gets mad

I don't see how he was getting mad. If anything, posting >>12676332 was what started this argument.

>> No.12676376

>>12676356
Mozgus didn't sell his soul dumbass. He was made into an pseudo-apostle by Behelit Apostle, without his knowledge. He thought he had been granted a miracle by god. If Mozgus had know the source of his transformation, he'd had killed himself on the spot.

>> No.12676379

>>12676358
Learn to google.

I gave you a description and a direct image from batoto, anyone can find it.

>> No.12676383

>>12676365
>people want to be with demons

Deluded, retarded, or crazy, I'm wasting no more keystrokes on you.

>>12676374
You wipe his ass too?

>> No.12676387

>>12676371
>You don't get a shit reputation for no reason
True. The reason this time being religion indoctrination. I bet you think black cats are evil, too.

>> No.12676392

>>12676282
Cause I like my soul intact.

>> No.12676394

>>12676387
This.

>> No.12676395

>>12676318
>Flat Chests
Vampires in their nature are supposed to have 9-10/10 bodies

>> No.12676397

>>12676392
Souls don't exist. Don't be a pussy, get some pussy!

>> No.12676398

>>12676376
>He'd have killed himself on the spot
Pfftahahaa. You poor delusional sod.
>What's this? A new strength an power given to me by god?! I will take this evil, and turn it into JUSTICE, for God!

>> No.12676402

>>12676387
See, this is pushing. There's two people that responded positively here >>12676282, but no, you focus in the ones who don't like them and you're pretty much saying they're wrong for not liking what you like. Make your post, make a case as to why you like why you like, and if someone else does too, talk your ear off. But if people tell you they don't like your shit, take the hint and quit shoving it in their face.

>> No.12676406

>>12676387

Nope. I have a black cat and love her.
Demons are demons, though. Why aren't I allowed to dislike demons? I'm not saying you can't like them. As I said, more for you.

>> No.12676407

>>12676383
That's what I'm talking about. You're not confronting the topic at hand with any tact. You're just saying "it has to be this way, always, and if you don't agree with that, you're either a retard or an asswipe."
Since when is a person liking succubi any hard evidence that they just want to have their soul sucked out, or something like that?
People take everything in these threads too seriously. Maybe I am, and you're just trying to elicit an inflamed response. But just let people post about monstergirls, at least. Even the most casual mention of a demon monstergirl these days just brings up the same tired argument.

>> No.12676408

>>12676402

This. If you like untrustworthy soul stealers, then more power to you. I personally think they can fuck off back to hell, but I don't begrudge those who want to give them a go.

>> No.12676410

>>12676402
>thinks these posts are being serious
I'm not even involved in this discussion but goddamn you need to learn some reading comprehension.
>>12676406
...or maybe I was wrong and you people are actually being serious. And that's fucked up.

>> No.12676411

>>12676397
You're not gonna fool me satan.

>>12676398
Behelit apostle is a demon. He'd have seen himself as tainted, and would not have accepted his "gift." He says he was granted his wings by god, he didn't know otherwise, stop trying to rewrite the character when Mozgus was a hardass believer in the light.

>> No.12676412

>>12676411
Behelits are a gift from God, don't you remember what God in Berserkverse is?

>> No.12676413

>We'll never have a story where a Succuslut kills a guy with sex

Come on, guys.

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there's no problems with succubi as long as they aren't being overly sadistic or devouring the souls of the innocent.

>> No.12676417

>>12676410

>I'm not allowed to dislike demons

Are you bitch-kun? Because you're showing most of the signs.

>> No.12676419

>>12676417
>bitch-kun
That's a very redundant nickname, especially if people are bitching at any given time.

>> No.12676420

>>12676417
No, I'm not Bitch-kun, and I didn't say that. What the fuck? I was saying you people need to calm down, you're talking like this is something real. I've never seen anyone argue about Monster Girls like they were real.

>> No.12676421

>>12676410
>thinks these posts are being serious

He's doing the same thing manticore pushers do. If =he had said demon girls, as in monstergirls, he might have had a more positive response. But e's actually arguing, for FUCKING DEMONS. No one is that stupid. Well, almost no one.


>>12676407
>He'll get tired eventually.jpg

>> No.12676426

>>12676421
>FUCKING DEMONS
Anon, I thought it was obvious that I would be talking about Monster Girls when I posted in the Monster Girl thread. I didn't think anyone would assume I mean "real" demons. I apologize.

>> No.12676427

>>12676421
>He'll get tired eventually.jpg

I don't understand your meaning.
Also, isn't a given when we talk about these things that the "girl" part is implied? We talk about dragongirls and refer to them as "dragons" sometimes.

>> No.12676428

>people can dislike manticores
>people can dislike matangos
>There's something wrong with you if you dislike demons

For fucks sake. How does this affect you in the slightest?

>> No.12676430

>>12676412
If you want to think of IOE as "god" go ahead, but there are more benevolent creatures to cleave to, like the Four Kings. And if Flora is any indication, salvation is in your own hands anyway.

>>12676413
No.

>>12676420
>I've never seen anyone argue about Monster Girls like they were real.

WHERE. THE FUCK. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

>> No.12676431

>>12676428
Because some faggot shoves their hatred down peoples throats, leaving them with a lingering, salty aftertaste.

>> No.12676436

>>12676430
>If you want to think of IOE as "god"
That's not really up to me, I've been under the impression that the Idea of Evil literally is God.
>more benevolent creatures
HERESY!

>> No.12676438

>>12676428
How would anyone like matangos?

>> No.12676440

I attribute the majority of this arguing to miscommunication.

I recommend employing a succuvirus to transmit the thoughts of posters directly into the minds of readers via some sort of brain-to-internet-to-brain uplink.

>> No.12676441

>>12676426
The reason is the same anon, it doesn't really matter if you mean monstergirls, although my heart is more at ease now. Demons are not popular, and that is not likely to change anytime soon. There's at least tow people in this thread right now that like them, maybe talk with them instead of ripping into the people that don't like them. And for future reference, don't ask why they don't like demongirls, ask in anyone likes them.

>>12676427
>doesn't get it
Confirmed for new.

>> No.12676442

>>12676431

>do you like demon chicks
>nah, but you have fun anyway
>FUCK YOU, STOP SHOVING HATE DOWN OUR THROATS

I swear this only happens with the succubi fans.

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Just reminding everyone that Alps are demons and if you don't like Alps, a certain specific Alp is probably going to get depressed and deleting fucking everything again. So for the sake of those of us who don't want that, please don't bully demons. Thank you.

Oh look! There's the White Rabbit Girl! You better chase after her!

>> No.12676445

>>12676440
Nice try succuvirus. But no thanks.

>> No.12676447

>>12676441
>Confirmed for new.

No, you were just vague. I can't prove how long I've been in these threads, just as you can't either.

>> No.12676448

>>12676444
>four is death
>gets three

Heh, death of the body, spirit and soul. This thread confirmed holy for reminding people why demons a shit.

>> No.12676449

>>12676440
What happens if you download a succuvirus but you already have a waifu?

>> No.12676450

>>12676448
>spirit and soul
What the actual fuck is the difference?

>> No.12676452

>>12676447
Since all the way back in '06 when they were mostly /d/ to '08 when they started showing up on /a/, and to the present day /jp/ that's how long I've been in these threads. And I've been on 4chan since '04.

>> No.12676454

>>12676449
You get a dildo attached to a flash drive, stick it in the port and have a threesome with the succuvirus pounding your waifu's butt with the dildo while you do her from the front.

>> No.12676456

>>12676445
But she built this neural interface just to be with you! Don't you want to live in the program world she made?

>>12676449
If your waifu isn't a robot girl, then I imagine you just try the usual antivirus methods (Archangel, Valkyrie, Permasoft Chastity Essentials) to either purge her, or scare her out.

>> No.12676458

>>12676450
Spirit is the animus, what gives life to the body in this realm, God breathed into Adam's nose to give him life. The soul is your ticket to the afterlife lose it and you get the second death, i.e. Hell.

>> No.12676460

>>12676458
Who cares?

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>>12676458
Okay, that's stupid. I hereby declare that spirits are what Onis drink and soul to be a music genre.

>> No.12676467

>>12676460
The guy who asked, maybe. Go away satan, keep your whore hands away from our souls you jerk.

>> No.12676470

>>12676467
I'm not roleplaying you autist.

>> No.12676471

>>12676462
This is the best possible idea and i agree with it in full

>> No.12676472

>>12676456
As much as I love yandere, putting myself in the hands of one in a setting where she controls literally everything, ain't happening.

How would a yandere respond when told that you're afraid she'll get tired of you?

>> No.12676475

>>12676470
I really believe you're the devil, or one his own, dismissing the idea of the soul and living with no care for consequences.

>> No.12676476

>His waifu is not an evil monster girl

http://i.imgur.com/rAPo3C6.jpg

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>>12676475
Whatever you say.

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>>12676475
>christfag
Why are you here? Jesus told you to pluck out your eyes and cut of your hands rather than to lust after women or fap, this is no place for you. Perhaps you would like to join a religion that's more accepting of you as who you are?

>> No.12676483

>>12676478
Fucking right.

>> No.12676484

>>12676481
>believing the devil is the enemy makes one a christfag

The stupid is out in full force today.

>> No.12676486

>>12676472
How yandere are we talking? Because I'd imagine that a crazier yandere would attempt to fix her lover's fears.
The exact method of fixing might range from her just doting on you, constantly, all the way up to actually trying to mess with your mind.
Or killing other boys to prove that you're the one she loves.

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>>12676481
Oh? We're getting converts now, are we?
>>12676484
I'm sorry Mohammedfag, I didn't mean to offend you, please don't kill my family.

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>>12676483
You better bundle up Buttercup, because I'm going to hex you and your family with my magical Satan mojo.

>> No.12676494

>>12676430

Why, what's wrong with a Succubus doing what's in her very nature?

>> No.12676495 [SPOILER] 
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so tell me, i have a bit of a curiosity here.

imagine a girl like this, with that big tail she has. How would she sleep? how would the tail connect to the spine? perhaps her buttocks would have to be apart from each other to allow the tail to rest between them, enabling her to sleep on her back. how would it be able to move freely when it is clearly surrounded by thick scale?

in addition, why am i writing like a pretentious faggot on 4chan?

>> No.12676497

>>12676490
I'm not that far gone.

>>12676488
I don't practice any religion, I just like to read up on the stuff.

>> No.12676501

>>12676497
>I don't practice any religion, but I still follow the teachings of Christianity and Islam about the Devil, the spirit and the soul and make autistic rants about them on the internet
Okay. You can stop now.

>> No.12676502

>>12676472
Would you be okay if god were a jealous yandere who wants to live with you?

>> No.12676505

>>12676495
It juts out a bit, she sleeps on her side.

Her buttocks are left untouched and deliciously firm for me to molest while she takes the morning train to school.

>> No.12676506

>>12676495
Clearly, face down or on her side, unless she's part gecko or something and sleeps sticking to the walls or ceiling.

>>12676494
Why do you want a waifu that kills you? Why do you want others to appease your murder fetish for you? If you want such a story, write it yourself.

>>12676486
I prefer obsessive.

>> No.12676507

This whole religious argument on fucking demons is stupid. Consider this for a moment. Hell isn't as bad as the propaganda would have you believe. Take out this element and what do demons do? Try to get you to stop being such a neckbear and sin a little. That's alright in my book.

>> No.12676509

>>12676488
I want a new lore that Hathor makes Godly fertilizer and makes food like 20X better with it

>> No.12676514

>>12676444
I want to bully an alp.

Tenderly

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>>12676312

I like the color scheme, i wouldn't mind a demon like that

>> No.12676519

>>12676514
Alp bullying is a highly sexual act. You must take responsibility if you decide to make one your victim. You have to put in dedication and effort as you torment them, not only their body, but their heart as well.

>> No.12676521

>>12676501
>you can't discuss things you've learned about on the internet, even if they're directly related to the topic at hand

Yeah, no, You stop.

>> No.12676520

>>12676506

How does one story make it a murder fetish you prude?

>> No.12676522

>>12676495
>How would she sleep?
Spooning/being spooned by me.

>How would the tail connect to the spine?
I imagine the tail connects to the cocyx, or somewhere around the sacrum. That general area I suppose, but I'm not an expert on anatomy.

>How would it be able to move freely when it is clearly surrounded by thick scale?
The same way a snake moves, only bigger. Look at the way the scale tips overlap in the piicture. There's space so that the tail can bend upwards at the tip to a certain extent.

>Why am i writing like a pretentious faggot on 4chan?
That answer resides within your own soul.

>> No.12676527

>>12676521
Anon, these kinds of things>>12676475
are the stupidest, most autistic things you can say. DON'T.

>> No.12676528

>>12676514
I want to bully an alp violently
with my penis.

>> No.12676531

>>12676519
But how?

How can I properly bully an alp?

>> No.12676534

>>12676520
I'm not going to argue this with you. People are here for waifus, not death. You're the only person that has ever asked for such a story, so you're pretty fucking alone.

>How does one story make it a murder fetish you prude?

Aren't you the one who wants to see a dude die to appease this desire? Murder fetishist pls.

>> No.12676536

>>12676527
I keep my mind open to possibility, but I know none of this stuff is concrete. However, I you attempt to discuss demons of course religion and belief are gonna seep into the topic.

>> No.12676539

>>12676534
>People are here for waifus, not death.

>He doesn't want to fade away to the realm of the dead so that he can finally touch and embrace his ghost waifu.

>> No.12676541

>>12676531
The heart, Norman. First you strike her heart.
>>12676536
There's no need to bring real life into it. Monster Girls are not real.

>> No.12676542

>>12676507
Go away satanist.

>> No.12676546

>>12676541
You could argue that non of this shit is real, but demons and religion go hand in hand, doesn't matter if they're monstergirls. And did you forget, both MGR and MGR have religion and gods, your argument is invalid.

>> No.12676547

>You will never reverse corrupt a Succubutt into being a big booty angel

>> No.12676551

>>12676546
>MGR
What does that have to do with... oh whatever. We have absolutely no reason to talk about real life religion, because that has nothing to do with Monster Girls. Unless there are Monster Girls in the mythology, but we can just remove those from their context and do whatever the hell we want with them, like has been done with all of them.

>> No.12676553

>>12676547
>A succubus will never corrupt you

>> No.12676556

>>12676547
>>12676553
>You will never purge a succubus and her mate

>> No.12676559

>>12676556
>>12676553
>>12676547

>you will never NTR your lewd succubutt childhood friend for your already pure shirohebi.

>> No.12676560

>>12676556
>You will never corrupt the guy who wants to kill your waifu and pair him with your waifu's sister

>> No.12676561

>>12676542
Honestly, if I had to pick a side of the fence, I'd be an Odinist. I give a whole lot more fucks about Valhalla and the Allfather than I do your mild-mannered excuse for a dogma. Just sayin' Hell seems to be the big bad for you dudes. Think for a moment that Hell isn't all that, and then what does that make demons? what does that make Succubi? Honestly, demons seem the nobler to me. God took a shit on them and they just let it slide off their shoulders and continue doing their thing, havin' sex and listening to rock and roll. They even gracefully extent those pleasures to us, despite the fact that we're god's favourite. Really It seems to me to just be scared old men desperate to control the masses. I honestly forgot the majority of this shit, so aside from tempting you to sin and hell, what have demons even done? As far as I'm aware, God and hist JUSTICE squad have fucked the word harder than demons ever have.

>> No.12676562

>>12676553
>You and a succubus will never corrupt each other so that you're a slut and she's a pure flower of a waifu
>You will never corrupt each other again, so that you and her are back to the way you were before
>This will never carry on until you're both dead.

>> No.12676565

>>12676561
>Translation: I have no fucking idea what I'm talking about.

It's okay not to be educated about religion, but don't pretend you know shit.

>> No.12676566

>>12676551
Sorry, I meant MGE and MGQ.

>but we can just remove those from their context and do whatever the hell we want with them

Not always, look at, well, demons.

>> No.12676570

>>12676559
The only fate a Succubutt deserves.

>> No.12676571

>>12676566
>Not always
Show me the relation between Demons in MGE and MGQ and real world religions. There isn't one? Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

>> No.12676574

I want to impregnate a monster girl.

>> No.12676575

>>12676565
So, tell me where I'm wrong. All I did in my post was state my position in the debate and gave my impressions of Hell. Never did I claim to have the truth, nor did I ever say that I knew what I was talking about. I just mentioned how things looked to me. And what do I get in return?
>Hurr u dont kno wtf U talking about
>U don't know shit

Well, since you proclaim to have such knowledge, spill.

>> No.12676577

>>12676571
The relation is that by the very nature of what they are, they're related. They are based on the ones we have created , after all.

>> No.12676580

>>12676575
>>12676565

And that said, you made no move to correct any false assertions that I may have, nor did you offer anything yourself. So maybe you're the one talking shit.

>> No.12676581

>>12676577
>based on the ones we have created
You do realize that demons weren't invented by Christians, right? They were invented by the Greeks. Like Lamias, Harpies and Centaurs. And we don't bring in Hellenistic religions here, ever.

>> No.12676584

>>12676575
He's not me by the way, you're talking to someone else.

>> No.12676588

>>12676575
>THIS IS MY OPINION ON HELL AND DEMONS!
>DANTE'S INFERNO?
>PARADISE LOST? 
>CLASSICAL DEPICTIONS OF HELL? 
>NOPE, JUST MY OPINIONS ARE GOOD ENOUGH!

If you're just going to ignore everything that's already written about hell then of course you can sell it as being a cool place.

Opinions and ideas are worth shit if there isn't a common ground to compare them to, and at this point this entire argument is reduced to just that.

>> No.12676589

>>12676561
>what have they ever done

Rebelled against god for making us his favorite, tricked us into sinning and being cats out of paradise, and trying to destroy since they can't destroy god.

>> No.12676590

>>12676462
you and me loli yuugi, you and me against this whole stupid religion war

>> No.12676591

>>12676581
I'm talking about the template, not the national origins.

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>>12676588
>DANTE'S INFERNO?
>PARADISE LOST? 
These things are fanfiction. Literally.
>>12676590
You can count on my aid, good sir!

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What happens when a monstergirl loves a man very much?

>> No.12676598

>>12676534

Because Succusluts are totally grade A waifu material.

>> No.12676600

>>12676591
>the template
Uh-huh. When I think demons, I think of the Greek version. Why? Because I like it better. Guess which version Monster Girls are closer to?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daemon_(classical_mythology)

>> No.12676602

>>12676592
>These things are fanfiction. Literally.

Everything's fanfiction when you're talking about a fictional place. What matters is which fanfiction you consider true and which you discard.
Since from the very beginning you chose to ignore what's already written and make up your own image, there's literally nothing to be discussed.

It's cool if you're doing that, just don't pretend you know jackshit about christianity or religion in general.

>> No.12676605

>>12676593
They both live happily ever after. Also, some more monstergirls come out of the first one after a while.

>> No.12676606

>>12676602
>Since from the very beginning
No, I'm not that person. And yes, Dante's Inferno and Paradise Lost WERE fanfiction, and Dante's Inferno was even a horrible self-insert, at that.

>> No.12676607

>>12676593
Bad things.

Very bad things.

>> No.12676610

>>12676593
Tender rape?

>> No.12676612

>>12676584
Ah, okay then.
>>12676588
>I'm not allowed to form an opinion based on my own honest impressions and insights into the way the church and religion as a whole has been run.
>I must lap up every one else's opinions, I must only look to Classical depictions of a purely negative subject to form my understanding
Gee, sure is organised religion in here. And It's not about ignoring what is written, obviously, but I speak for any of those works because I don't know enough context. For instance, when was Dante's inferno written? Who by? What was religion like at the time? Where was it written? What were the author's beliefs? If I throw shittonnes of propaganda at you, and you just going to upen wide and suck it all up because it's the "common ground" and the majority of what you can compare another work to?

>>12676589
None of that means anything is Hell isn't a pit of eternal hellfire. That's one perspective of what they can be doing based purely upon the concept that hell is a bad palce, or that it even exists. If hell is a luxury paradise, then everyhting you just listed is a plus.
>Rebelled against an asshole for picking on us purely
>tried to lead us into leaving his way, and finally getting us out from under his thumb
>Trying to end religion since they can't kill the head.
See how easily simply changing hell from scary bad to kinda okay flips things on its head?

>> No.12676615

>>12676612
>but I speak for any of those
I meant Can't speak**

>> No.12676617

>>12676593

The man runs screaming, and the monstergirl chases him. Then she jumps on him and nature takes its course while he screams and sobs. It's perfectly natural and it's disgusting that some humans try to outlaw it because they feel uncomfortable about proactive dating.

>> No.12676618

>>12676612
So what point are you trying to make exactly?

>> No.12676621
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12676621

Stop bitching about religion and go jogging with me! The air is cool so it's comfier!

>> No.12676627

>>12676621
I just got back from one.

>> No.12676631

>>12676621
Fuck that.

Shit's cold as fuck out of there.

>> No.12676633

>Unique posters counter

WHEN

>> No.12676634

>>12676618
Simply basing all of your understanding based upon one archaic perception is just lazy. Maybe hell exists, maybe it doesn't. Maybe it's a horribly place, maybe it isn't. Ye can stick our hand in fire and realise "fuck, that hurts my hand" but we can't stick our soul in hell and realise "Fuck, this hurts my soul" and because of that, we'll never know. Simply accepting "Well every one else says this it must be true" Is lazy. Even you should know how amazingly hax the Bible is for conrtoling people. I suppose my point is, quit shitting on demons and succubi if you have no first-hand experience, nor any reliable sources about their mis-deeds, and give some consideration into the idea that they may be a'ight. Knee-jerk hatred based on ancient fears is counter-constructive to decent discussion, which I believe is what we all want here, in the end.

>> No.12676637

>>12676627
You're excused anon, good job!
>>12676631
You're not excused. Put on your 1980's tracksuit and get to your stretching!

>> No.12676640

>>12676637
No way, I'm not freezing my nuts off in that weather.

>> No.12676641

>>12676634
Man I have a bad habit of getting excited and just spitting out typos up the waa-fuckin-zoo. Apologies to any one who read that.

>> No.12676642

>>12676633
There's maybe ten of us, i'd say.

>> No.12676643

>>12676633
Never.

>> No.12676644

>>12676640
>freezing my nuts off
Not even if you'd get to take a hot shower together with her afterwards?

>> No.12676645

>>12676621
I do exercise 5 days per week, let me rest.

>> No.12676646

>>12676621
But I want to stay at home and watch Monster Girl Television.

>> No.12676647

>>12676642
Apparently, there's 104 of us exactly.

>> No.12676653

>>12676621

I'll go with that. Sounds alright.

>> No.12676655

>>12676644
Okay maybe then.

But It's gonna take a lot of reward for me to even think about running in that weather.

>> No.12676656

>>12676621
Sure, why not.

>> No.12676657

>>12676647
How'd you figure?

>> No.12676658

>>12676646
And what are you gonna watch? The Wurm Wrangler Desert Region Special isn't on until tomorrow.

>> No.12676659

>>12676647

How did you work that out?

>> No.12676663

>>12676657
>>12676659
I'm being played like a fiddle here, aren't I?

>> No.12676664

>>12676647
Where did you get that number from?

>> No.12676667

>>12676647
What makes you say that?

>> No.12676668

>>12676663

You feel it too, don't you?

>> No.12676669

>>12676663

Probably. I'm expecting him to say something stupid like "because that's how many views my story got" or something, while completely ignoring bots or the larger number of views on other pastes.

>> No.12676670

>>12676663
>>12676657
>>12676664
>>12676659
>>12676667
>>12676668
All the clues are pointing towards one name - Cipher.

>> No.12676671

>>12676664
From the unique posters counter.

>> No.12676672

>>12676647
How did you arrive to that conclusion?

>> No.12676677

>>12676647

Would you mind telling us the methods you used to reach this veredict?

>> No.12676680
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>>12676658
Ah, but the MG Power Rangers will be on soon.

I like the villains in that show.

>> No.12676681

>>12676647
Whence came you by this particular figure?

>> No.12676682

You fucking people are insane.

I love you.

>> No.12676690

>>12676680
Are they watching handholding on the TV when it's after their bed-time?

>> No.12676692

>>12676680

That's a cute looking Cyclops.

>> No.12676693

>>12676680
I prefer Game of Dickthrones, I'm intrigued to see Grapesnake will ever reclaim her rightful place as the Queen.

>> No.12676694

>>12676647
What are the steps whereby you attained this value?

>> No.12676695

>>12676690
The Red Power Ranger and her boyfriend are holding hands in that scene, yes.

So later in that episode the main bad guy summons a giant hand to attack the MG power rangers.

>> No.12676698

>>12676669
I think this conversation is about 4chan's own unique poster counter, dude. Not pastebin.

>> No.12676699

>>12676680
That cat is fucking adorable. I wanna tease her as she goes into heat.

>> No.12676702

>>12676698
That a fact, my friend?

>> No.12676704

>>12676699
You can't! The last time someone did that to her, she went on a rampage, took a hit of catnip, and look where she is now! In MG prison! With a Cyclops as a cellmate! How pathetically lame is that?

>> No.12676706

>>12676702
This is getting completely out of hand.
I love it.

>> No.12676707

>>12676699
She's the Cat Burglar.

She first shows up in episode 3, where she steals the virginity of a boy the Green Power Ranger is dating before the Power Ranger can take it herself.

A deadly villain.

>> No.12676708

>105 posters

I can't believe it's that many.

>> No.12676709

>>12676647
Is the process used to derive such a result quantifiable?

>> No.12676710

>>12676706
Looks like we found a real diamond in the rough.

>> No.12676712

>>12676707
Sounds like hot garbage.

>> No.12676713

>>12676647
How'd you get that?

>> No.12676716
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12676716

>>12676707

Cat Burglar you say?

>> No.12676718

>>12676712
Isn't that the whole reason we watch TV? If you want something compelling, you got watch a play, like the Death of a Tanuki, or The Book of Moo.

>> No.12676721

>>12676716
>Oh no, you've come across a dyslexic Bat Curgler!

>> No.12676726

>>12676718
I'll just watch non-monster girl TV thank you.

>> No.12676729

>>12676726
>non-monster girl TV
Like... Feminist channels?

>> No.12676731

>>12676729
No.

Human TV, good stuff.

>> No.12676734

>>12676726
Not even watching that news channel with the easily-excited Rabbit Girl anchor, Ryu Weathergirl and that Kobold who really likes sports?

>> No.12676737

>>12676716

Watch your meowth
She's a lady of fine breeding
You can't make those sort of hissterical claims without any evidence!

>> No.12676738

>>12676600
Guess which version is more prevalent today Besides the depictions here are classic Christian ones, just sexualized.

>> No.12676739

>>12676731
>Human TV
Like...? Come on, in a world of Monster Girls, what kind of TV WOULDN'T feature them?

>> No.12676740

Name something cuter than your older yet still young monster girl daughteru carrying around her littler monster girl sister or human brother around on a blanket. Extra points if she uses something like her mouth, tail, etc

>> No.12676741

>>12676739
Underground paladin channels?

>> No.12676743

>>12676739
You got that right. I'm sick of every show having a token monster whether or not it makes sense for the story. Ugh. And they're always portrayed so positively, too!

>> No.12676744

>>12676612
You're confusing hell for the underworld. The underworld is the place for the dead, in the classical stories, hell has always been a place for inhuman spirits and torment.

>> No.12676745

>>12676721

>dyslexic

She has a speech impediment?

>> No.12676746

>>12676680
>MG Power Rangers
>Power Rangers

>> No.12676747

>>12676738
>which version is more prevalent
I don't care about that, why would I care about that?
>the depictions here are classic Christian ones
How?

>> No.12676748

>>12676746
Only humans deserve Kamen Rider

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>>12676740
I'd imagine Wererabbit mothers need to take up smoking or drinking, having to take care of hundreds of Wererabbit daughterus.

>> No.12676751

>>12676744
>hell has always been a place for inhuman spirits and torment.
Or so some one/thing would have you believe
>Completely missing the point of my posts.
Try thinking for yourself.

>> No.12676753

>>12676750
I want to irrumate that smug motherfucker rabbit.

>> No.12676755

>>12676741
>preferring religious propaganda and hate speech
If it existed, I'd stay away from it.
>>12676740
The same thing, but with a physically stronger and mentally more mature imouto doing it to their older brother?

>> No.12676756

>>12676740
My werewolf daughteru licking her brother's face while they play and wrestle about.

>> No.12676757

>>12676747
Horns, wings, black sclera meaning the absence of a soul, animal feet, relating to he beast.

>> No.12676759

Where's that picture of that Lamia dressed up as a power ranger or something?

>> No.12676764

>>12676756
>Ewww! Daaad~! She kissed me!
>>12676757
All of these things predate Christianity, try again. Or don't, I'd rather you stopped.

>> No.12676766

>>12676751
I get the point and call bullshit. Hell has always been depicted as a horrible place, your stance is just wishful thinking.

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>>12676750
>hundreds
I'd think they'd have a smaller litter than that.

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>>12676767
Not in my head canon.

>> No.12676769

>>12676739
You mean the token hypersexualized human males? How is take a positive role model a little boy?

>> No.12676770

>>12676766
Give it up Anon. His entire argument is based on OPINIONS and he purposely ignores what hell is supposed to be and has been depicted as.

It's not even hell, that guy is just talking about his super OC fanfiction succubus the sexhog realm where the demon ladies tenderly lead you after you die.

>> No.12676778

>>12676764
All religions are amalgamation of beliefs, Christianity gets the cake because they're the ones ho popularized them. You clearly have no studies in what you're trying to discuss anyway. Go ahead, name ten demon types that aren't in one of your megaten games.

>> No.12676779

>>12676768
>Kyaankyaan~ intensifies
>>12676769
It's what society expects of him. Do you want him to be the only one who doesn't lick Jock Oni pussy during recesses?

>> No.12676780

>>12676740
Lamia daughteru and human son sleeping together under tons of blankets in a cold day.

>> No.12676781

>>12676768

I see hunting season is early this year

>> No.12676782

>>12676767

>Not wanting to fall asleep with your face in your wife's bosom
>Not having hundreds of children dogpiling on you and her in the giant den barrow you have, kicking in their dreams

>> No.12676783

>>12676779
I`m not>>12676769
But yeah pretty much.

>> No.12676791

>>12676781
I wonder if monstergirls are tasty.

Would you eat dried rabbitgirl jerky?

Would you sip on some holstaurus beef stew?

Would you set up a fire for cooking some lamia tail spit roast?

I think it'd be tempting if the situation arose on its own.

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>>12676781
>Slaughtering children

>> No.12676796

>>12676778
I don't even know what "megaten" means.
>popularized them
People believed in those things before Christianity, and you know this. Why the fuck are you still bitching about this?
>name ten
Like I said, I don't know what "megaten" means, so I have no idea what your criteria is.

>> No.12676800

>>12676778
From classical literature/olden religions might add.

>> No.12676802

>>12676791
I want you to stop right now. Monster girls are for love, not dinner.

>> No.12676805

>>12676779
What if he wants to be a doctor or a lawyer? Should I let the Matriarchy tell him what he should be?

>> No.12676808

>>12676791
Anon, no.

>> No.12676810

>>12676805
At best he can become a slutty nurse.

>> No.12676809

>>12676796

They're talking about Megami Tensei.

>>12676778

I'm not him, but the general demons that I can remember without specific named ones are...

Rakshasa, Succubus, Lamasu.

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>>12676795

They look rather old in that particular picture >>12676768

>> No.12676816

>>12676796
Shin Megami Tensei. How fucking new are you?

And what I meant is that Christianity cemented what a demon is supposed to be. Are you the one who liked the wikipdia article? If you read it, and not merely linked it, you should know djinn (genie/deity) were spirit guides, messengers of the gods and sometimes worshipped as gods themselves. With the advent of Christianity, they were downgraded into demons. In the old days, gods and demons were interchangeable, today, thanks to Christianity, they are not.

>> No.12676817

>>12676810
Fucking monsters.

They`d rather rape poor shotas into submission so that they can`t live their dreams.

>> No.12676819

>>12676802
But would you tease a rabbit girl with regular rabbit jerky?

>> No.12676825

>>12676809
Hindu and greek, great, but don't help him, he's an idiot. And I'm a bigger idiot for arguing with him, but I can't stand his level of bullshit.

>> No.12676829

>>12676819
I'd dip it in her pussy before every bite, yes.

>> No.12676830

>>12676817
You can still live your dreams
technically
you just need a strong enough will to ignore all the beautiful women who want to drag you back to their rape cave
and you'll need to accept that you'll never be as good as them.

>> No.12676831

>>12676817
What if they want to groom them into husbands?

>> No.12676833

>>12676825
>can't stand his level of bullshit
>demons predate Christianity
But that's not bullshit.

>> No.12676835

>>12676766
>Generations of people who never question all believe the same thing
>Therefore it must be true
Look, the Bible as a fuck tonne of authority, there are hundreds of people out there who believe everything written in it literally, word for word. And the bible says that hell sucks. Is that any excuse for you to accept it blindly though? You're just being lazy in saying that
>That's the way it is, every one else said so.
Well you know what? Every one else said that the world were flat too. Just because the masses believe something and have done so for centuries does not turn it into law.

And as for you, >>12676770
I never said that hell was anything. Never said it was good, never said it was bad. the only thing I have laid out in concrete this entire time is that in order for healthy discussion to flow, absolutes like "Hell and demons suck" can't exist. Discussion needs an mind open to influence and impression. Or it dies. Look at your own posts for example. All I've tried to do is point out that you shouldn't just accept something you know nothing about just because hundreds of others say that they do know about it. All I've tried to do is promote open mindedness towards the subject in order to not stint the discussion, and your instant response is to call bullshit and berate me for having opinions. Again, I never said hell was anything eitherway.

>> No.12676840

>>12676766
"Has always" Holds no bearing and is just pure laziness.

>> No.12676842

>>12676830
That's why I'd rather live in a nice little human town and never have to deal with them.

>>12676831
How would you react if a woman took away all of your chances of having a happy life all so that she could groom you into her perfect husband?

>> No.12676844
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>>12675421
just like last thread.

>> No.12676850

>>12676842
>How would you react if a woman took away all of your chances of having a happy life all so that she could groom you into her perfect husband?
I have no issue with that.

>> No.12676854

>>12676842
>How would you react if a woman took away all of your chances of having a happy life all so that she could groom you into her perfect husband?
At least someone would love me

>> No.12676861

>>12676850
>>12676854

You wouldn't freak out, you wouldn't throw punches and vow to have nothing to do with her?

Do you have no self respect, no dignity?

>> No.12676863

>>12676844
I love this. Basically amounts to
>Just tank the nuke, don't be a faggot.

>> No.12676865

>>12676842
That's assuming she get's the chance.

Unless she's an ushi-oni or some shit, a gun will make her back the fuck off right proper.

>> No.12676867

>>12676861
Where there is no pride, there is no humiliation.

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>>12676861
Why would you care?

>> No.12676869

>>12676861
Anon as much as I agree with you, you have to realize where we are. Your scraping the bottom of the barrel here, they'll do anything.

>> No.12676871
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12676871

So what's with the unique poster count?

>> No.12676876

>>12676868
I don't know, it's just shocking how low people go for love.

>> No.12676880

>>12676861
if you get them young, you can train them however you like. what is happiness anyway? I'm not happy now, maybe I would be with a doting mother figure turned waifu

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>>12673507
>>12673570
Cheshire caption is done and added to the album.

>> No.12676883

>>12676861
>>12676869
Here we go again.

>> No.12676885

>>12676871
No idea but at least it gives us a mostly accurate number.

>> No.12676891

>>12676621
someone that hot talking to me? i shouldn't even imagine something so unrealistic.

>> No.12676895

>>12676891
She's a Cat Girl, she's a monster that most normal people shun and hate. You're good enough because you don't.

>> No.12676900

>>12676833
I'm talking about his views on hell and passing off his version as the truth.

>>12676840
You're splitting hairs now, and doesn't change the fact my statement is correct.

>>12676835
But he's right, and it not might have been you, but there's a faggot here selling hell as a good place.

>> No.12676902

>>12676895
How could anyone shun and hate something as adorable and hot as her?
>dat thigh gap
lawdy, I'd make her my wife

>> No.12676905

>>12675800
>S-sorry miss, my rent was due this week and...
>Please don't make me turn tricks again

>> No.12676907

>>12676895
why shunned and hated?

>> No.12676910

>>12676900
But the person you were replying to was replying to a post replying to me and I never mentioned Hell even once.
>>12676902
>>12676907
Because she's "unnatural" and all the religious types would hate her as evil.

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>>12676881
It's wonderful.

>> No.12676916

>>12676905
Your choice: a month as an all-purpose bitchboy at Tailpussy Studios, or a week at Uncle Alp's. Either way she's getting the money. All of it.

>> No.12676918

>>12676910
>religious types
So the faggot paladins?

>> No.12676919

>>12675225
plooooot twiiist.

ah well i still have my vertion

>> No.12676921

>>12676910
>Because she's "unnatural" and all the religious types would hate her as evil


I'd say most religious types would be fine with a cat and dog girls. Even lamias would be cool after a few years once they get over the taboo of the snake and adam and the apple and all that shit.

The only monstergirl I can see being hated for a long time after their discovery are dragon girls and anything succubus related. Maybe spiders but that's not for religious reasons.

>> No.12676924

>>12676916
>a week at Uncle Alp's
if it's a position of bullying and training alps, then I accept.

>> No.12676926

>>12676918
Paladins, Jihadists, Ninja Rabbis, all of them.
>>12676924
Found that silver lining, did you?

>> No.12676927

So much demon woman hate.
No one can just say 'wow, she is sexy'

Devils collect souls, not demons.

>> No.12676930

>>12676910
>Because she's "unnatural" and all the religious types would hate her as evil.
Well, its not that simple.

God made the flora and fauna of the omniverse, and he made humans seperate and in his image. If he made Man and Beast different, who made Monstergirls? Science? Satan? How can we trust them if their origins are so unclear and unfounded?

>> No.12676931

>>12676900
>I'm correct because I say I'm correct
You bring nothing to the table.
>I post something calling you out on your completely unoriginal thought and your assumption of what's true
>Splitting hairs
If I'm splitting hairs, you're clutching at straws.

>> No.12676936

>>12676930
>Omniverse
No.

>> No.12676938

>>12676926
humans are infinitely adaptable. Alps being bullied is cute. I wish to enable the Alp and make her into a cute reverse trap looking slut.

>> No.12676939

>>12676910
>Because she's "unnatural" and all the religious types would hate her as evil.
their loss, my gain.

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>>12676927
Hey anon, do I have something stuck between my teeth?

>> No.12676949

>>12676942
>those fangs
blowjob never. which is a shame, because her face is cute.

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>>12676942
>vampire and succubus combined

>> No.12676955

>>12676936
Why not?

>> No.12676956

>>12676942
No, but if you like I can help you brush those teeth.

Did all of you forget Oni are also demons?

>> No.12676958

>>12676931
>completely unoriginal thought and your assumption of what's true

Yeah, lets trust your completely original OC thought instead.

Get over your autism Anon. Hell is bad, it's meant to be bad and just because you want to fuck a succubus doesn't mean your opinion overwrites the millions of books written with hell as a bad place.

>>I'm correct because I say I'm correct

No he isn't, but neither are you major autismo.

You're basically asking people to keep an open mind on what hell is like and immediately getting angry when they say it's bad and fiery and painful.

You don't want to keep an open mind, you just want people to accept your vision of hell as being cool and trendy, which is pathetic.

but hey, you're in an /mgg/ thread. If you want to talk about succubi just do so and drop the act.

>> No.12676962

>>12676927
They're literal semen demons.
Who knows how many cocks they've had before I get to my turn.

>> No.12676966
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>>12676930
This is why religious types would seek to do bad things to Monster Girls. I bet you wouldn't recant your hateful bigotry if Ammy herself brushed her tails against you.
>>12676955
Because the Abrahamic God doesn't exist in every universe.

>> No.12676972

>>12676962
only succubus are really that way, and its the essence that they are after, there are quite a lot more stories about monogamous ones than slutty ones.
It is mangas that make them into sluts .

Remember not all demons are succubi.

If you guys are gonna argue over this stuff, please do some fact finding.

>> No.12676973 [DELETED] 

>>12676966
>This is why religious types would seek to do bad things to Monster Girls.
Do you seriously think we're that simple minded? It would bring suspision sure, but violence out of no where without investigation is silly. Now violence against Demons and the sort would probably happen.
>Because the Abrahamic God doesn't exist in every universe.
Who is to say he doesn't? He is the creator of all.

>> No.12676977

>>12676966
I can't wait til it is time to buy their cookies again.
If you order enough boxes the mothers will let you touch their tails.

>> No.12676978

>>12676958
Don't use my thought, faggot. Use your own though. And no, I don't mean your lazy piss-poor excuse of
>Boy fucking geeze, well every one else says it's bad, so it must be bad
Which, by the way, is the only thing you faggots have offered this entire discussion. Look, you'll cling to your delusions. that's what every god-fearing asshole does. I don't care. But next time succubi are brought up in a biblical context, please don't start biblethumping all over the place. That does not beget decent conversation. Which is what I've been saying all along.

>Neither are you
I never said I was correct. I never made a position on the matter of whether or not hell existed. Which is something I've already stated, learn to fucking read.
>You're basically asking people to keep an open mind on what hell is like and immediately getting angry when they say it's bad and fiery and painful.
this is fair enough, guess I'll chill
>You don't want to keep an open mind, you just want people to accept your vision of hell as being cool and trendy, which is pathetic.
This is you being a faggot and putting words in my mouth.

>> No.12676979

>>12676840
show me a depiction of hell as a good place in literature then faggot. A god place for humans souls.

>>12676778
And 'm still waiting on those ten demon types faggot. Are you googling? Cause that's cheating.

>> No.12676980 [DELETED] 

>>12676973
>He is the creator of all
In the context of his existence, yes. But in the universe where the world was born as a result of Chaos spawning Gaea and Uranus, he has no part in anything. See how that works?
>Do you seriously think we're that simple minded?
If you're religious, chances are that yes, yes you are.
>violence out of no where without investigation is silly
And a common practice of religions world wide. Yes, yes, I know. Le ebin fedora maymay, but what I said is still true.

>> No.12676982

>>12676916
>T-tailpussy Studios? But you had me working at Bang Sisters last time!
>Can't I just do a cuddle video? Or a solo? I-I've never been with a manticore before...

>> No.12676983

>>12676972
Show me these "monogamous" succubi, then.

That being said, I do like me some dark priests

>> No.12676984

>>12676979
>show me a depiction of hell as a good place in literature then faggot.
What would this prove to you? That some one else thinks that hell is a good place and therefore you are allowed to think that it's a good place too? Grow a spine and form your own opinion, independent of other opinions, faggot.

>> No.12676985

I swear these guys like arguing more than actually trying to express their opinions.

Poor Janet, can't even have a Sunday off.

>> No.12676986

>>12676979
>ten demon types
I told you, I don't know what the criteria is. I never played any Shin Megami Tensei, so no matter what I say, you can just say that it was in those games and what can I say to prove you wrong?
>>12676982
It could be worse, you could've borrowed money from a literal Loan Shark Girl.

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>>12676592
hang in there loli yuugi, we can make it through this together!

>> No.12676989

>>12676984
So what you're saying is that you can't. Good, get lost.

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>>12676987
Time for some spiritus fortus?

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>>12676966
we need more god characters

>> No.12676997

>>12676986
So you don't even know what makes a demon. Then why the fuck are you wasting my time talking like you know anything?

>> No.12676998

>>12676995
How about Josefina, the Yandere Lich with her posse of 12?

>> No.12676999

>>12676983
I bet there'd be a huge market for male masturbation videos, no sex or monstergirls, just a dude jacking it on screen and moaning while he orgasms. Plus most monstergirls are jealous as fuck and watching them fuck and get fucked by three giant onis would turn them off fast.

Imagine all the lonely monstergirls who religiously watch their favorite human boy porn videos while imagining them as their husbandos.

At the very least there's a market for the shirohebi, oomukade, and cyclops out there too shy to look for husbands but still looking for release.

>> No.12677001

>>12676983
You just named 1 dark priestesses settle down with one male
They enjoy sex, and like to share it with others.

Astarot the blue demon you see posted earlier is monogamous as well. they pick a single mate and stick with them.

Asatarot are the variant of them. you want to avoid them they are the original ALP .
KC stole the idea for alp from this.

I could go on.

>> No.12677002

>>12676997
>I don't what demons appear in a video game I never played
>therefore I don't know what a demon is
Anon, you're just trying to pick a fight now, aren't you?

>> No.12677003 [DELETED] 

>>12676980
>a result of Chaos spawning Gaea and Uranus
That's interesting. I've literally never heard of this. Could you explain this to me please?
>If you're religious, chances are that yes, yes you are.
That's remarkably judgmental. I'm sorry you feel that way.
>And a common practice of religions world wide. Yes, yes, I know. Le ebin fedora maymay, but what I said is still true.
While yes, violence is prevalent in our civilizations, it's not solely attributable to religion. Many have wrongly used religion as an excuse for violence, but even you know what their true agendas and goals are. And you know that those agendas and goals are not Faithful to God in any sense

>> No.12677004

>>12676984
Anon just shut the fuck up with your opinion bullshit
Hell is bad, if you want to talk about a place where succubi go just invent your own and stop trying to redesign hell to your tastes
You're such a fucking faggot holy shit

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>>12676990
undoutably.

>> No.12677006

>>12677005
I want to hug an oni.

>> No.12677007

>>12676998
if you got a pick, post it.

>> No.12677008

>>12676995
Inari the Fox Goddess

Inari-Kami-Sama.

>> No.12677015

>>12677006
But Oni are demons!!!

You are going to burn in heck or something.

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>>12677003
>could you explain this to me
What's there to explain? Greek mythology isn't in any way hidden knowledge.
>remarkably judgmental
I have known three religious people in my entire life, and I have no reason to believe otherwise.
>not Faithful to God in any sense
Nigeria. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
>>12677007
I don't, that was just an idea. An old idea. I've got this though!

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>>12677008
allow me to amend what i had said.

we need more PICTURES of god characters.

>> No.12677022

>>12677015
Oni are japanese demons, not christian demons.

They live in the mountains and shit, not in hell.

Therefore it's cool to fuck em without risking your eternal soul.

Also, please drop the shitpost anon.

>> No.12677025

>>12677002
You're being intentionally obtuse. You're saying you don't know the criteria. I told you to give m ten examples in classical literature since you don't know megaten and you still haven't come up with anything, just fuck off.

>> No.12677026

>>12676999
I'd star in one.

>Alright Anon, here's how it's gonna go: the first 10 minutes is a striptease. You're gonna shake your ass around in that little thong while we get the BGM set up.
>Then you're gonna rub your balls for a bit, and then start jacking. Once you cum two times you're gonna do an onahole scene. Make sure you start moaning softly, and then get loader as you work it faster.
>If you want, say something like "your tail feels so good" or "please pound me harder". And look into the camera when you say it.
>Did you get all that? Good. You're really getting the hang of this, huh?

>> No.12677027

>>12677022
astarot is a japanese demon.

that blue skinned one posted above


This Anon might just make the connection.

>> No.12677028

>>12676989
Why would I? It's not my position. Again, for the umpteenth time, I never said hell was good. I never said hell was bad. I just said that you shouldn't assume one way or the other because others tell you to assume it, because it's always been assumed? And what is the first thing you ask me?
>Durr Gee, if hell is so good, show me other people who assume so.
I mean, am I wrong here? Am I losing it, or do you just not see how fucking stupid you sound right now? Why would I show you some one else's opinion. My entire participation in this has been to try and convince people that they can't just assume that something is so, because that's what every one else thinks. You don't just assume that something is bad because people say it's bad, because people write that it's bad. Because religion says it's bad. to go back to my example, people and religion wrote and said that the world were flat, that the sun revolved around us. Pristine examples of why what you're doing it objectively wrong. It's not opinion that all these people were wrong, it's a fact. It is however, merely conjecture superstition and opinion that Hell is a bad place. I don't care if it's bad, I don't care if it's good, I care that you're blindly accepting "Has always." Maybe I shouldn't care so much.

>> No.12677034

>>12677025
Dantes inferno lists a few .

Even I knew this.

>> No.12677035

>>12677022
Classical oni eat humans though.

>> No.12677036

>>12677004
>shut up
>Hell is bad
>You're such a faggot
Literally all that you have to say. Did you just step off the playground? What's with the name-calling? If you've got a valid point, I'll hear it.
>If you want to talk about succubi
I never even did.

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>>12677006
then create one with SCIENCE!

>> No.12677040

>>12677034
And can you name them and their properties? No? FUCK OFF.

>> No.12677042

>>12677027
astarot is a japanese representation of a christian demon, obviously.

She even has a name that comes from one of the princes of christian hell.

Fucking dumbass.

>> No.12677044

>>12675016
http://pastebin.com/0AF5iKn8
yup here it is with all the endings "Last time (an)on"

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>>12677020
>not posting the colored version
Please, Quetzalcoatl-chan has a beautiful plumage, let it shine!
>>12677025
Jinns for the Arabian peninsula, Asura and Yakhsa for the Hindus. Then I remember Surgat, lord of locks or some such shit. Mephistopheles was from "classic literature" so I'll count him.
Lillith started off as some bitch in the Epic of Gilgamesh but then she became Adam's first wife and later the mother of Succubi or some shit, so I'll count her, too.
Then there's the Greek Daemon, who were both malicious and benevolent, like the Jinn.
Okay, you're right, I can't name ten. You win. Now you can stop bitching.

>> No.12677048

>>12677036
He's right to call you a faggot. All you're presented are opinions on your views of hell.

>> No.12677051 [DELETED] 

>>12677017
>What's there to explain? Greek mythology isn't in any way hidden knowledge.
I had simply never heard of the Event. Sorry for inquiring.
>I have known three religious people in my entire life, and I have no reason to believe otherwise.
>three people
>Out of billions
I have met many people who speak of faith. Some where very stubborn and would wear their faith like a label, just like the SJW folks, while expressing no trust in God. Others were inspiring sources of Faith. They had endured much, suffered many unfortunate circumstances and trials, and yet they loved God and thanked him for everything, knowing that the flesh of this life is temporary, and that the Life after this one was to be an even greater journey. They had an aura to them. One that comforted everyone. You should try to meet them.
>Nigeria. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
You know about how people have tried to use God's name for power grabs. You know those individuals to be corrupt and sickening scumbags, but you blame God and the Faith in God instead. If a grown man robbed your house, would you still blame God for the robber's actions?

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>>12677047
mmm yes beautiful.

NOT NSFW YOU CAN'T SEE HER NAUGHTY BITS

>> No.12677067

>>12677060
I want to hit her stupid ears.

>> No.12677071

Wow hide post feature works really well .


>>12677047

That colored image looks pretty good . I want to feed her some tasty treats

>> No.12677074

>>12677048
You're baiting me, aren't you? This is bait right? I made no opinions about hell. Point out to me where I said that hell was a good place? That it was a bad place? If you can I've fucked up somewhere because all I've ever said is that you shouldn't just assume something is so, because it "always has been so" Here's a few.
>Again, for the umpteenth time, I never said hell was good. I never said hell was bad.
>I never said I was correct. I never made a position on the matter of whether or not hell existed.
>I never said that hell was anything. Never said it was good, never said it was bad.
>Maybe hell exists, maybe it doesn't. Maybe it's a horribly place, maybe it isn't

>> No.12677075 [DELETED] 

>>12677051
>You should try to meet them
But I don't want to. Charisma is not supernatural.
Are you seriously telling me that the uneducated peasants in Nigeria who actually believe in witches and in God don't believe they're doing God's work when they kill witches? You're just... wow. You really don't live in the real world, do you?
>you blame God
No I don't, that's just stupid. God can't be held accountable because he's not real. The people who believe in God and follow the Bible when killing little children for "cursing the crops" can be blamed. And so can the evangelists who teach them these things.

>> No.12677078

>>12674624
I like options one and two... I think I'll pick one.
Magic a wonderful.

>> No.12677079

>>12676999

Shirohebi are creepy
>insane stalkers with addictive venom in their saliva
>also part snake

>> No.12677080

>>12674624
I wonder if option 2 with magic would work.

I would pick 2 either way.

Lack of flush plumbing and pizza for the lose.

>> No.12677085

>>12677079
>with addictive venom in their saliva
What.

>also part snake
>crepy

>> No.12677086

I really do not think Shirobei would have trouble finding husbands.

Once word got out about a single one, I am sure guys would try and woo her.

>> No.12677087
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12677087

Could everyone please stop the bitching? Religion is a shitty topic and it has no place here. All it does is cause shitposting.
Come on, wouldn't you rather spend time with a cute Kitsune instead?

>> No.12677088

>>12677044
Awesome. Thanks for that!
That name for Recap Anon is pretty amusing, too.

>> No.12677089

>>12677079
i figure not all shirohebi are so bad. sure, you've got then nutters but it would be more than possible to find a logical if somewhat clingy shirohebi who promises to not use her blue stuff.

>> No.12677090

>>12677087
WATCH
YOUR
LIVER

IT'S A TRAP

>> No.12677093

>>12674624

Present day.
I'd be unlikely to end up with anyone unless they gain the insane appetite along with the transformation, but at least the world would be a more interesting place.

>> No.12677095

>>12676999
So MG version of JOI?

>> No.12677096

>>12677067
i want to feel dem pecs

>> No.12677097

Got quiet fast.
Did Janet strike?

>> No.12677099

>>12677090
Would you rather let her eat your lives or take some fluff up your peehole?

>> No.12677103

>>12677060
"Who is a pretty kitty? Want a belly rub?"

>> No.12677104

>>12677087
That's cute as fuck. I want to eat crepes with her and go take a nap under a tree.

>> No.12677105

>>12677097
Discussion just ran its course I guess. Neither side would budge, both thought that they were right. Neither had minds open enough to consider their opponents position. these things happen I s'pose.

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>>12677087
this thread needs more fluffytails

>> No.12677110

>1729 replies
>204 images
Guys please.

>> No.12677112

>>12677110
How'd you get those numbers?

>> No.12677114

>>12677079
>insane stalkers with addictive venom in their saliva
Wrong. Shirohebi have fangs they can inject their flame into you with.

>> No.12677115

People need to use imagur or whatever its called.

>> No.12677117

>>12676995
How about Reptilia, the Lamia Goddess?

>> No.12677118

>>12677110
Thread op here.

i don't know if i should feel proud or ashamed

>> No.12677119

>>12677112
It's not funny a second time.

>> No.12677122

>>12677110
>12677110
How'd you derive this formula?

>> No.12677123

>>12677112

faceslap.jpg

>> No.12677124

>>12677119
'Kay...

>> No.12677125

>>12677112
Non, s'il vous plait.

>> No.12677129

>>12675421
Give the Drake Waifu the D until she returns to normal.

>She's gonna carry that "debt" for 1000s if years before we die

>> No.12677133

>>12677117
got a pic? post it,

>> No.12677136

>>12677133
>pitching ideas not welcome
Anon please.

>> No.12677138

>>12677129
Oh, I see, you are going to Mount her .

Har har, I get it.

Even charon wouldn't laugh

>> No.12677140

>>12677079
Not all shirohebi are like that.

Though all of them are jealous and clingy when they feel their relationship with you is threatened, they can also be incredibly loving and caring when they're safe knowing that you won't leave them for another.

>> No.12677146

>>12677138
Guess he will have to saddle up to the problem, and ride it out til the end

>> No.12677153

>>12677140
But, if you give her enough love and affection, you can help her overcome her feelings of insecurity.
Eventually she may become assertive enough to never have to worry about things like that.

Ahh, the joys of a long term relationship.

>> No.12677159

>>12676647
Where did you get that?
There is a lot of similar post in other 4chan thread s telling amount of unique posters.
Someone made unique posters tracking soft or what?
Or one anon samefagging?

>> No.12677161

>>12677153
but my favorite part about shirohebis is their insecurity and clinginess. I'd probably put myself in a few situations where she'd naturally think I was doing something shady just so that she'd show off her jealous side.

There's nothing cuter than a yan showing her dedication to keeping the two of you together.

>> No.12677163

>>12677159
I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not.

>> No.12677167

>>12677079
>not liking yandere

>> No.12677174

>>12677159
according to the blog there's a display for the number of unique posters now

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>>12677106
Almost that was a boy there from the thumbnail.

I'd want to know how xenomorph girls would work in an MGE universe. Would facehugger-tan convert another monster girl instead of the usual effect?

>> No.12677178

>>12677161
I have to agree, I sometimes do that to my mg gf unintentionally, and suddenly shes all jealous and clingy, its cute MOST of the time.

>> No.12677179

>>12677177
I think they hunt down and change women, that's pretty standard for some monsters (Ushi-Oni, succubi) in the setting.

>> No.12677180

>>12677174
Mouseover the third number at the bottom right.

>> No.12677182 [DELETED] 

Is Ebola-chan a monstergirl? I mean, we have fungus for girls, could we get bacteria and viruses too?

>> No.12677183 [DELETED] 

>>12677182
Yes. We post her sometimes, but she's not very interesting.

>> No.12677184

>>12677177
All I know is that they need to burn.

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>>12677106

>super magic abilities
>tomboy
>capable of kicking serious ass and being cutesy
>sisters look fun
>seems to live in some comfy snowy town

Why is she the best wolfu?

>> No.12677190 [DELETED] 

>>12677183
So, who would be the most interesting out of the Bacterial and viral families? I think the common cold would be a bit of a slut

>> No.12677192

>>12677182
We have done planets and extra solar bodies before .
Nothing would surprise me anymore

>>12677177
Oh Goddess help us
Face hugger catches a manticore

nuke from orbit

>> No.12677195

>>12676316
>>12676397
>>12676507
>>12676600
>>12676612

>>12677074
I don't know if it was you, but some faggot here has been selling hell as a good place and demons as buddies, no one is buying the bullshit.

>> No.12677196

>>12677180
I can't see it with my extension on

>> No.12677199

>>12677163
>reading news
Nope

>>12677180
Huh, it doesn't show up in 4chanx
110 people btw

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>>12677183

>but she's not very interesting.
>Kills people
>not interesting

>> No.12677201

>>12677195
Just drop it Anon.

Please, we just got out of it.

>> No.12677202 [DELETED] 

>>12677190
There is an adult anime about this
Polinic girls i think is the name

>> No.12677205 [DELETED] 

>>12677200
>no personality
>no stories
She's fappable, sure, but what's there to talk about?

>> No.12677206

>>12677087
>Religion is a shitty topic and it has no place here


>becuase the order doesn't exist
>because the cult of eros, ares, Poseidon, inari and the snake faith don't exist

Try harder.

>> No.12677209

>>12677192
have we done atom girls yet?

>> No.12677210

>>12677195
SHUT UP!

>> No.12677211

>>12677186
Because she doesn't have the chance of ripping your throat out if you just want to cuddle

>> No.12677212 [DELETED] 

>>12677200

>kills brown people

best mnster gril evr

>> No.12677213

>>12677195
Three of those six posts were me. I know that isn't helping my case seeing as the other three belong to that other faggot but look at the differences in the way I write compared to this other guy's writings. thanks for pointing out the guy who was painting hell in a positive light though, I feel sorta stupid harping on over simple misunderstandings. I wonder how many of my posts were replying to people replying to me thinking that I was that guy.

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>>12677199

Talking about 4chanx, i think it's abandonware, sites offline and 4chanx is starting to look broken

>> No.12677215

>>12677206
QUIT IT!

>> No.12677217

>>12677214
Dunno, I don't have that shit.
But it's really interesting seeing how many posters in the threads

>> No.12677218

>>12677177

>You will never have a Xenomorph Queen ojou-sama call you disgusting as she feeds you royal jelly and fucks your brains out

Kill me.

>> No.12677219

>>12677215
Oh shut up, see? >>12677213 We've made peace.

Also, don't give me orders, I haven't broken any rules.

>> No.12677220 [DELETED] 

>>12677212
Something like 5000 a week now?
5 countries infected.
Not on the news anymore.

>> No.12677222

>>12677218
>getting bullied by an ojou
No thank you

>> No.12677223

>>12677211

>having a wolfu who would do that
That said she can be pretty violent from the art. Those rabbit mascot things are always getting squashed or thrown around.

>> No.12677224

>>12677210
Make me.

>> No.12677226

>>12677218
It is not royal jelly,

It is Slurm

>> No.12677229

>>12677223
If she doesn't rip people's throats out for just wanting a hug, she's just fine.

>> No.12677230

>>12677213
Sure. So, we done?

>> No.12677232

>>12677140

I kind of want to read a story about a Shirohebi helping a man she loves get over his phobia of snakes or something.

>> No.12677234

>>12677229
I bet deep down under that rough and tough exterior is a little wolf girl who wants to be held, and have hear ears rubbed .

>> No.12677237

>>12677230
I dunno, man, why are you asking me? >>12677219
seemed like a pleasant final note. And that was a good few minutes ago, so you must have seen it. Then can I assume you've got something to add?

>> No.12677241

I don't know about you guys, but the thought of a loving werewolfu who gets frisky in bed by putting her fangs to my throat gives me boners.
Multiple boners.

>> No.12677244

>>12677241
It's been something I've wanted to write about for a while, now.

>> No.12677247

>>12677237
>something to add

Have a good one and love monstergirls anon.

Dick the daughteru, yay or nay?

>> No.12677248 [DELETED] 

>>12677075
>But I don't want to. Charisma is not supernatural.
But is wasn't charisma Anon, it was faith. They weren't the most articulate, cutesy, smart, able, beautiful or anything of the sort. They were humbled by the glory of God's work. Simple as that.
>Are you seriously telling me that the uneducated peasants in Nigeria who actually believe in witches and in God don't believe they're doing God's work when they kill witches? You're just... wow. You really don't live in the real world, do you?
I am unsure what kind of point your trying to get at.
>God can't be held accountable because he's not real
Wow. It isn't God who is accountable, it is all of us once we move from this life to the next.

Are you really so hardened to the world that you cannot feel God's presence? Clearly your upbringing has left you only with only the small images of a faith corrupted in your view. Do you really think they are following the Bible and feel God's approval when the kill children? Do you think those preachers who tell folks to kill are doing so out of God's Word? Or do they have something to gain from the turmoil? Do you know about those faithful who try to save the lives of those kids? The Catholic Church alone has done more charity work for Africa than any other relief organization in the world. by blaming the whole faith for the actions of a few, you sound like the people who blame all Muslims for terrorism.

God is real Anon. I was an Atheist, just like you once. I even became a Satanist for a while. All you need to do is open your heart to him Or as the fedora's term it: Open your mind

>> No.12677249

>>12677232

When ever he visits the shrine, she is always behind a counter, so all he sees is her from the waist up.
They always talk with each other to the point where they start flirting.
He eventually works up the courage to ask her out for dinner.
She comes dressed very elegantly and beautiful to the restaurant.
He freaks out SNAKE!
leaves her there.
he feels guilty he acted this way, goes back to the shrine to apologize to her because he really likes her ...

Someone who is a good writefag can take this and rework it.

How was that for a rough?

>> No.12677253

>>12677119
How'd you figure that?

>> No.12677255

>>12677247
Nay, nigga. You dick the daughteru, you're makign a very sad NTR'd waifu. Wish I saved that greentext I wrote about the dad who dicked the daughter at the expense of the waifu who cried herself to sleep every night, holding her fluffy tails as she listened to her husband fucking her daughter after the husband thought she fell asleep.
But thanks for the consideration. you have a good one too, and love monstergirls.

>> No.12677257

>>12677255
>not DP'ing your daughteru with your strapon-clad waifu
Pleb tier incest.

>> No.12677259

>>12677249

I like it.

>> No.12677262

>>12677244
I'd read it if you ever got around to doing it.

For me personally, I think it's a trust thing. Here's a girl who, when we're together at our most intimate, has her teeth at my throat while we make love together. A single slip, and I'd be dead, but I have enough trust in her to know that she'd never, even upon climax and the complete loss of her body to pleasure, harm me.
At least, not beyond the burning claw marks she etches into my back, and licks at tenderly the morning after to make sure they don't hurt too much.

>> No.12677266

>>12677241
Little love nibbles on your neck and earlobes while she spoons you sounds nice.

And then she could bite down harder in the heat of the moment when she's pelvis pounding you and reaches orgasm.

>> No.12677267

>>12677259
He confesses he has a fear of snakes, and is very sorry.
She offers to help him as she likes him too.

This can go the happy ending with tons of comedy and vanilla sex

>> No.12677268

>>12677255
That was you? I am the one who wrote the doppelganger one, where the daughteru takes to drugs and ends up disfigures, because daddy wouldn't give her the dick.

Oh well, agree to disagree. Take care.

>> No.12677272

>>12677262
Well I'm already writing a story, but it'll have an integral part in another encounter at one point. Made all the more delicious by trauma. As you said, A single slip and you'd be dead, 'cept he'd already had experiences with a girl who'd happily chow down on him. so I was planning for this whole heightened thrill sort of thing, due to like, i dunno, flashbacks or something. It's like the difference of starting down the barrel of a gun, and staring down the barrel of a gun, already knowing what it's like being shot.

>> No.12677273

>>12677241
Anon I'm full into being bitten by a snake waifu or being clawed passionately as she loses control in the midst of her orgasm wreaking havoc on her motor control other than spasms resounding through her body and the contractions of her snake pussy doing all it can to milk the last bit of semen so that she'll bear more and more snake daughterus.

but that is just fucking crazy and you might deserve to die that way if you allow it to happen.

>> No.12677274

>>12677249

Guy visits shrine, flirts with miko.
Has a day of sharing with her about their fears, she fears dying alone, he fears snakes. Doesn't notice the darkening of her eyes at his admission.
Asks her out for dinner.
Sees she's a Shirohebi and almost leaves, gets bound by her and forced to see her close up, she's crying.
She tells him she never meant to frighten him, but as a lamia it'd almost be impossible for him to love her.
Through sheer force of will, he brings himself to kiss her, surprising them both. Does it again, firmer. Telling her that he's sorry, that he didn't mean to break her heart, that he'd never do it again.
Ends with Missionary sex, in the dark, holding her hands as she struggles to not crush him with her tail in orgasm, the waves of pleasure wracking her as her forked tongue coils around his. His love filling her deepest parts.

>> No.12677275

>>12677268
Yours sounds good, not my thing, but where can I read it?
Yeah, lets.

>> No.12677276

>>12677257
I like you. No alp.

>> No.12677277

>>12677268
>>12677255

nah son, you fuck the daughteru while your waifu watches, holding her, and then the same in reverse.

>> No.12677278

>>12677267

"It is ok, you can touch them" she says

"Are you sure, they look so pretty."

She nods as his hand slowly reaches out and ever so slightly, gently touches her
scales
She gasps lightly.

"You are the first man I have ever let touch them."

See how much fun this story could be?

>> No.12677279

>>12677277
>>12677257
I dunno maan. Seems like a prime case of thinking with your dick. I mean, that's cool I guess, but are you really gunna fuck up your waifu's mother/daughter relationship by marking them both as competitors for you? Monstergirls are primal animals, neither will like smelling the other on you.

>> No.12677280

>>12677262
That's a lot better than the whole "My life is completely in her hands because she is the predator and it feels so right." vibe the stories that have featured that give off. Big Bad Wolf, some other one and even the Lego Anubis handle it like that. Every time I read something like that it's like I ascend to a higher plane of existence comprised entirely of "No. Not okay.".

Still weird as fuck though, try to imagine how the situation could be reversed with her life in your hands, new persepctive might help you hear how wack it sounds.

>> No.12677281

>>12677276
>Waifu's big, tasty tits slapping on daughteru's back as she reams her anus
>You kiss your waifu past the daughteru's head as she gasps and moans into your ear as her mother violates her butthole
>You don't even have to fuck her, as her mother's powerful thrusts jolt her body back and forth on your dick

>> No.12677282

>>12674421
I thought Mint was supposed to be the last girl?

Five girls seems to be a lot, especially when everyone but Susan is being sidelined during non-action bits as it is.

>> No.12677284

>>12673344
With the full moon I was expecting an erotic gorefest.

>> No.12677285

>>12677275
I don't remember saving mine either. Basically, a doppelganger wife and her daughter were sharing the husband without his knowledge, he rejects the daughteru when he finds out, and she takes to slutting it up around town and doing drugs to forget him, After he rejects her a second time, she takes to much Black Eye and ends up disfigured, not even transforming would hide the damage to her body.

>> No.12677286

>>12677266
As long as the hard bite isn't fatal, then of course. I'm not opposed to her drawing my own blood as long as it's not from an artery or anything important.
Makes me wonder how a werewolfu would react to the taste of her lover's blood. Would her eyes glaze over at the taste of it? Would she have to check herself to stay in control? Would she lap it up, or stop to help you bandage it?

>>12677272
That actually sounds pretty interesting. I look forward to reading it, if/when you post it.

>>12677273
Like I said, I have trust. It could happen, but I have enough faith in her to let her be comfortable with her fangs on somewhere like my neck.
If I'm more concerned for my safety for any other reason, then she can always just clamp down on my shoulder.

>> No.12677289

>>12676276
But she doesn't have the same face as the mom in the memory?

>> No.12677291

>>12677279
Well, they're bicorns so they kind of thrive on it.

Failing that, you'll attract a bicorn pretty soon.

>> No.12677292

wolfanons out number the shriobeinons : (

>> No.12677293

>>12677292
>: (

>> No.12677294

>>12677280
>even the Lego Anubis handle it like that.

Wait, it did? I remember it just being all lovey-dovey and simple. I don't even remember writing anything like that into it.

>> No.12677296

>>12677286
I can see her going into feral beast mode at the taste of iron and pounding you even harder, losing her self in it until she hears you whimpering for her to stop.

Then she'd realize what she did to you and apologize profusely, bandage you up and cradle you tenderly for the rest of the night.

Dire wolf waifus man, tough work.

>> No.12677298

>>12677293
Would you rather I wasted an image posting a sad face image?

You really need to stop being a back seat mod.

>> No.12677299

>>12677292
>frowney face

please stop. You're making shirohebi lovers look bad.

>> No.12677300

>>12677292
>: (
Fuck off.

>> No.12677301

>>12677291
>Well, they're bicorns so they kind of thrive on it.
I thought we were talking in general, didn't realise you meant bicorns in specific. Well yeah, they're sluts anyway so they'd be into that I guess.

>> No.12677303

>>12677298
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.12677305

>>12677298
Or don't post any of them, you idiot.

>> No.12677306

>>12677299
yas boss.
Want I should go break some legs?

>> No.12677307

>>12677286
>That actually sounds pretty interesting. I look forward to reading it, if/when you post it.
Cool, cool. And if you're into the whole eating thing, here's one about a cannibal murmaider http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

>> No.12677309

>>12677282

It makes me wonder where this is all heading. Five fucking volumes to introduce the team, and most of it was filler. Laven still hasn't got to the Free Ports yet, he just gets roped into every little problem on his way there. To think none wouldn't have happened if he didn't protect Donald in the first volume. He could have just been smuggled right there and all he'd have to put up with is Rose complaining over the lack of fighting.

>> No.12677310

>>12677306
Wurm mafia.
I can see this.

>> No.12677311

How would a dark priest react if you started reciting prayers to the Emperor when she approaches you?

>> No.12677313

>>12677292
Deal with it, there are probably only 2 or 3 other anons who waifu the same species of MG I do, and most everyone else is apathetic/hates her.

>> No.12677314

>>12677310
Six wurms in a shop full of nice glassware and other expensive trinkets.

Knocks over a crystal plate, shattering it into million pieces

"Now that is a shame, you really could use some protection from something like that happening again, don't you agree?"

>> No.12677318

>>12676951
>implying vampires aren't descended from succubi

>> No.12677319

>>12674459
What kind of bad end does she have in store for him?

>> No.12677320

>>12677311
She would probably go and get her blood angels army, and come back and ask if you can field 2000 points.

She would also most likely dress the part too.

>> No.12677321

>>12677279
I would think they would, since they share the same smell. Besides, it's a simple case of making sure they're both okay with it.

>> No.12677323

>>12677298
Just delete it within 15 minutes.

>> No.12677325

>>12677294
>Her body pressed against you... Her paws pinning your arms... Her fangs at your throat...
>It feels so natural, so right, to have her atop you, taking lead of your first time together
My bad, the "feels so natural, so right" bit right after that first line made me jump the gun a bit. It's not even fear or anger when I read stuff like that, cold empathy kicks in and I think "This isn't an interaction that should happen between people."

Shit, I lean to Mdom a bit myself but if my waifu managed to find a way to put her life in my hands a similar way and said she trusted me, even if I was sure I could control myself I still would never take that risk with anyone, let alone the woman I love.

>> No.12677328

Now i can see dark priestess roaming around conventions cos-playing all weekend.

>> No.12677334

>>12677325
Agreed, it should go more like
>Her body pressed against you... Her paws pinning your arms... Her fangs at your throat...
>A cool sweat makes its way down your spine, you heart and mind torn
>Your skittish instincts demand you run, whilst your mind tries to sooth you through the adrenalin coursing through your body
>"It's okay," it whispers to you as she growls softly into your throat, "You trust her, you love her."
>One wild thrust into her sets her teeth right against your throat, grazing the skin slightly
>"It's okay," you tell yourself, The wild fear and the raging lusts completely at odds

>> No.12677335

>>12677320
>Dark priest cosplaying a sister of battle
This checks all the right boxes.

>> No.12677337

>>12677280
big bad wolf had teeth on the throat?

>> No.12677343

>>12677325
Oh, right. Well, if it's any consolation, I didn't intend for that to mean anything more that what's written there. I think my thought process when writing that bit was:
She's an anubis → Anubis' are a regal sort of monstergirl → After she was all demure and restrained, now she's all monstergirl-y and willing to take the lead → I like this scenario personally, so let's write it out.

Honestly, I can't interpret the scene in my own head as anything but the two characters giving themselves to each other. But then again, that's my problem. Sorry it sucked you out of the story like that.

When or if I ever write a part 2 to that, it'll definitely be planned out a lot more than the first part. So more than not at all, basically.

>> No.12677347

>>12677335
>fields nothing but repentia
>painstakingly modeled with green stuff

>> No.12677358

>>12677334
Eh, I think it makes more sense with her on top of you.

>> No.12677363

>>12677358
Well, yeah. If the thrusting threw you off, you can thrust from below, y'know?

>> No.12677364

>there are only 113 Unique posters here.
Hathor is displeased by these few followers

>> No.12677366

>>12677364
I use 4chanx, how do you see unique posters?

>> No.12677370

>>12677364
Hath-who?

Arachontaur is the true god. All others are fabrications created by the false prophets, the Holstari.

>> No.12677371

>>12677366
I 'unno.

>> No.12677372

>>12677366
Turn off 4chan X, update 4chan X, or modify the code of it yourself.

>> No.12677376

>>12677364
I feel whatever this guy is spouting about may be useful in identifying samefagging.

>> No.12677378

>>12677370
Ushi-Oni a shit and not magic for my Magic

>> No.12677379

>>12677376
I never thought about it that way.
That's actually pretty smart.

>> No.12677389

>>12677378
I'm drunk, I need to go home

>> No.12677394

>>12677343
It's fine, like I said I jumped the gun a bit because I've read some other stuff that tried to romanticize "She could kill me right now and I can't do anything about it."

Nibbles, licks, shoulder bites and stuff like that are common enough but teeth being on the throat is the animal equivalent of having a gun to someone's head.

Besides
>Loved one knows she can leave her life in your hands: Good
>Loved one knows she can leave her life in your hands despite there never being a chance to prove it: Great

>> No.12677397

Writefag here, wondering how many of you would enjoy reading a story that starts off with suffering but ends with a man and mg healing each other for the better?
Haven't started it yet, seeing how much interest there is first

>> No.12677403

>>12677397
What type of suffering are we talking here.

>> No.12677407

>>12677397
Suffering from antagonistic dicks a shit. Revenge against assholes is good though.
Suffering from shit completely out of anyone's control a best. Healing afterwards a bestest.

>> No.12677410

>>12677397
I hope it doesn't involve NTR. NTR is a lazy form of suffering.

>> No.12677412

Hey /mgg/, I gotta ask.
If you were to enslave someone, would it be more important to make physically dependent on you, or psychologically dependent on you?
>inb4 succubus accusations

>> No.12677413

>>12677412
Psychologically. A) It has the potential for healing later down the track and B)It's way more thorough.

What good is a limbless girl if she has the will of a dragon? Better to have a broken girl with all her bits.

>> No.12677418

>>12677403
Man lost wife and daughter, took to drinking. Shrink trying to help but he can't let go of the past or accept what happened. Has had suicidal thoughts but doesn't go through with it, probably wouldn't mind dying.

MG having a crisis of self, hates what she is and doesn't want to do what her body needs her to in order to survive. Slowly wasting away on the street with no home after being shunned by family for it.
Not going to give it a bad end of course.
>>12677407
None of that here
>>12677410
Nope

>> No.12677419

>>12677412
Psychologically hands down.
What >>12677413 said.

>> No.12677421
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12677421

>>12677138
Yes, mount her with the D.

>> No.12677427

>>12677397
I'm game.

>> No.12677431

>>12677418
Go for it.

>> No.12677441

>>12677394
What about teeth on the back of the neck?

>> No.12677440

>>12677412
She'd probably have to at least make me psychologically dependent on her, if not physically.

I think it would be more effective for her if she made me desperate to gain her favor and please her, but that would be a more long term project, so she'd have to keep me in her basement or something until we could get there.

>> No.12677456

>>12677413
>>12677419
>>12677440
Follow up question, just for specifics.
If, per say, we were to include magic in the equation, which would be more effective as a magical enforcement:
>You may not consume anything that was not explicitly given to by me for you. If you do it will taste like the most disgusting thing on
the face of the earth
or
>If you leave the grounds of my house without my permission, you will be stricken by the most paralyzing fear and terror to the point of which you will want to immediately come home to me

>> No.12677462

>>12677456
Home bound. Eating food that tastes like shit isn't so bad if you're starving, or so I would imagine. Mentally being unable to leave the mone though? That's basically imprisonment

>> No.12677472

>>12677456
The latter.

Not being able to go anywhere without her is a great way of enforcing psychological submission. Especially if there's fear involved.

Is this going to be a dark elf mistress or what?

>> No.12677475

>>12677441
Back of the neck usually has some other meaning like with cats for example that you can hijack into sexual stuff with MGs, because unless you got some serious crushing power you ain't gonna do near as much shit from back there.

>> No.12677478

>>12677418
This sounds like a pretty good premise, I'm curious to see where you'll go with it. Can you give us any more details on it?

Also, holy shit, can we get Janet some painkillers or something for christmas? Reading through those earlier shitstorms gave me a migraine, so I cannot fathom what she's going through.

>> No.12677501

>>12677478
Well, was thinking of making the mg younger, like 12+ years younger than the man. It'd make more sense in the flow of the story, but there wouldn't be any lewd until much later.
May take a bit for me to get started, it's a mg species that doesn't have much of a defined trait set so I'll need to headcanon a bit for it. Don't really want to spoil which it is, even if not a lot of people here would remember it when I actually post the first part in a pastebin.

>> No.12677504

>>12677472
The idea that I've had in my head for a while, and of course this is only going to be an idea because I am a procrastinating lazy shit to the point of which I could say I am one of the laziest writefags in these threads.

Either way, the idea is that the MC and an accompanying party of religious nuts get sold into slavery in the Demon Realm. MC gets bought as a pet by a succubus who decided to get a slave/pet for the first time ever and is inexperienced on how to be the owner of one. She even got all those beginner's books on how to train a pet human. Problem is MC does not want to be said pet and the plot surrounds the MC trying to escape and the succubus trying to get him to be obedient.

>> No.12677515

>>12677504
Let me tell you something about lazy.
I told .less I'd write something 4 weeks ago.

>> No.12677517

>>12677504
only if it ends in the succubus getting the shit beat out of her for enslaving people.

>> No.12677520

>>12677515
That's nothing.
I started a writing story back in April and I still haven't finished

>> No.12677522

>>12677515
What is the subject matter of your long belated project?

>> No.12677525

>>12677475
I know, that's why it's great.

It's why I'd like a catgirl MG to wear a strap on and peg me while biting the nape of my neck.

>> No.12677526

>>12677525
I can smell the shitstorm.

>> No.12677528

>>12677412
Psych.

>> No.12677530

>>12677525
>>12677526
Lets diffuse this before it can start.
Fluffy tailed Nekomata.

>> No.12677534

Say, /mgg/, have you ever thought we might be oversaturated with content?
Sometimes I think this threads have too many cooks

>> No.12677535

>>12677520
Having obligations will do it for you.

>>12677522
A last one-shot to some two-part thing I did back in April.

>> No.12677536
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>>12677530
I've got one of those actually.

>> No.12677539

>>12674969
>Loving, devoted Kikimora maid waifu

Why would I want to leave?

>> No.12677540

>>12677534
Veggies are great if you steam them correctly.

>> No.12677543

>>12677536
I don't know man, frfr's faces have always bothered me. That, and the unbirthing transformation vore.

>> No.12677544
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12677544

>>12677526
Nah, just stating what I like. If you don't, that's cool.

>> No.12677550

>>12677544
she cold or something?

>> No.12677551
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12677551

>>12677543
>Talking shit
>Especially about Witchy

I've got my eye on you anon, if you keep this up you'll be an Alp soon.

>> No.12677552

>>12677456
>>12677462
>>12677472
We have no idea how magic could work but fear can be overcome just like eating disgusting shit.

If it was just mindless panic then you can simply force it down or if not, rationalize that staying on the grounds is actually scarier for real reasons.

If it's like some kind of mental compulsion where you're scared of shit happening to you if you go any farther than the grounds you need to keep the fact that she enchanted you in mind.
>I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEMON REALM I BE RAPED OR WORSE IF I LEAVE
>Nope, that's the spell talking
>WHAT? BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY TRUE, I CAN'T LEAVE
>Nope, that's the spell talking
>I'M JUST USING THE FACT THAT SHE CAST ON ME TO IGNORE RATIONALE
>Still the spell talking
Shit would be mentally exhausting but should be doable

Mental manipulation seems useless in general when people that double check their thoughts know they're being manipulated.

>> No.12677557

>>12677552
>Rationalise
>What is phobia
That's not how fear works, anon.

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>>12677550
In heat, most likely.

>> No.12677562

>>12677551
She's entirely recruitable, isn't she?

>> No.12677563

>>12674624
I choose the first one but only because there's magic.

>> No.12677564

>>12677550
In heat.

>> No.12677565

>>12677534
Why anon? Why would you remind me of that?

>> No.12677567

>>12677534
I think the cooks are just working too frequently. The kitchen gets smelly when it's used without any time to air it out.
That being said, it's good service, and the food is nice. Though some of the other customers can get a bit rowdy sometimes.

>> No.12677569

>>12677561
>>12677564
whatever's up, she looks miserable.

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12677570

>>12677309

I think most of this started because Laven lied to Zerin about some stuff: Zerin blabbed, Vilmheim acted on it, and everything went south (pun intended).

Hopefully, an outline for this story exists and the end has already been set.

Also, we haven't seen any of the imperial forces attack or something. You'd think they'd be moving due to everything that has been happening throughout the land, bedridden emperor or not.

>> No.12677574

>>12677569

Estrus for cats is a miserable time, and it turns them into turbosluts. Quite literally any cat in heat will be up for taking the dick of any tom willing to try and impregnate her.

>> No.12677579
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>>12677570
hopefully, i'll get to fug a shohanasha.

>> No.12677580
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>>12677569
She needs the D something fierce.

I've been around cats in heat before. They turn into the biggest sluts and will drape themselves across anything with a male scent. They'll present themselves to anything with a cock.

Can you imagine feline monstergirls? They'd just go face-down-ass-up on the streets and ahegao as a train is run on them non-stop.

>> No.12677591
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12677591

>>12677574
>>12677580
Would catgirls be monogamous sluts? Or does that apply to Werecats?

>> No.12677596

>>12677591
Of course. These are MG we're talking about, they exist to be sexpots for human men - but only one.

>> No.12677597

>>12677591
You're gonna need a lot of sex toys to keep her happy during your refractory periods.

>> No.12677600
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12677600

>>12676293
>>12676214

There either like a plague affecting those they contact, or a catalyst speeding up the demise of the entire land.

In fact, Susan, Minte, and Ba'el (monster ex machina trio) in the harem assure the group of a win already: at this point only Paladin Team Six can deal with them all.

>> No.12677605
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>>12677597
A motherfuckin' laser light/vibrator hybrid.

>> No.12677607

>>12677557
Phobias don't have foresight anon, when people talk about a phobia they have it doesn't make then scared even when the act of talking about it should bring the phobia to mind. My bro with acrophobia handles fine as long as he knows beforehand that he needs to spend some time up high.

Admittedly I don't understand phobias even if I don't bust his balls about it. I double think everything. I don't snap at people when I'm grumpy or angry, I don't let myself spiral downward when something makes me sad. Fear's even the easiest influence to recognize and ignore for me.

>> No.12677609

>>12677570

LAVEN LIED!

THE EMPIRE DIED!

>> No.12677613

>>12677591

They'd be monogamous sluts, but very open about their heat. Sit in a fucking train during her heat, and you can't help but see her jacking you with the paw pads in your seat.

Then you could at least brag to your friends when she grips those little handles and opens her legs, girlcum dripping down to the floor as she twitches and begs for the D.

>> No.12677614

If you Egg laying waifu has fraternal twins, a monster girl in her egg, and a human son born naturally, the egg comes out first than the boy, which is technically older?

>> No.12677616

>>12677607
Think irrational, sudden and overpowering panic. The urge to throw up in your throat, a near overpowering urge to piss yourself and flee like a dog with your tail between your legs.

>> No.12677618

>>12677614
As a fraternal twin, the egg maybe.

>> No.12677623

>>12674421
>As of now, till at the least the new year, I am announcing that I will be going on hiatus
>As of now, till at the least the new year
>till at the least the new year
>at the least the new year
>at the least
>at the LEAST

Hopefully, even if there are no updates, the writing doesn't stop (no need to post it though); prolonged inactivity usually results in greater delays.

>> No.12677625

>>12677607
You sound a little Chuuni, but your brother doesn't have Arachnophobia. And if he does it's very mild. True Arachnophobia inspires people to shit themselves in fear if a spider is even in the room.

>> No.12677626

>>12677605
>Neighbours looking out their windows at your house wondering what in the name of Hathor is with all the strobe lights and moaning coming from your house

>> No.12677630

>>12677565
I know I am going to probably regret this, but remind you of what?

>> No.12677632

>>12677626
How would a laser vibrator work anyways?

>> No.12677633

>>12677309
That's because this story is essentially One Piece

>> No.12677636

>>12677630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

>> No.12677638

>>12677632
It just does

>> No.12677639
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12677639

>>12675114
Who?! It was all me baby, nothing but me and my pro ass writing!

Nah really I'd like to thank the Academy of Anons for even replying to my Deer shenanigans. Y'all are brothas, even you Alp bro. Well not entirely Alp bro since...well you know.

In other news I will potentially be honoring Thanksgiving with the glory of Turkey Girl. Possibly.

>> No.12677640

>>12677614
>Implying you could have both
>Implying you can have a placenta and hard shell eggs
>Implying the children would be born at similar developmental stages and your wife would lay an egg the size of a large watermelon to contain a normal-sized baby girl
>Implying all the other genetic bullshit that's not just a monstergirl taking the X chromosome from a man's gamete and making girls

This is why boys are completely retarded for most species. Imagine a slime giving birth to a human boy, or even something that grows from seeds or spores.

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>>12677613
Kinky.

>> No.12677651

>>12677642

Then you have more awkward scenarios where you're made to help her in class by bending her over while she tries to focus on reading her textbook and you're busy plowing into that honeyed cunt of hers.

Explicitly instructed to not cum inside of her even though that fleshy vise doesn't want to let you go, all while Succubae and human girls call you a deviant to date such an unruly beast with a wanton cat pussy.

>> No.12677654

>>12677651
Ovaries pls

>> No.12677655

>>12677642
>deviant
>gentle
How?

>> No.12677656

>>12677640
So what you're saying is that the only good monstergirls are mammalian?

>> No.12677661

>>12677651
>Voyeur
My nigga.
>>12677655
Tender, outdoors vanilla /ss/.

>> No.12677664

>>12677655
She could like all kinds of kinky things. Anal, petplay, bondage (on you or her on all of these) but still be a terrific sweetheart.

>> No.12677668

>>12677654

I'm not who you think I am.

>> No.12677676

>>12677664
Okay that sounds pretty hot, actually.
I also wouldn't mind a less drawing of this in action

>> No.12677679

>>12677654

You do realize Ovaries is kill, right?

>> No.12677687

>>12677616
I seriously can't imagine it. If we want to be poetic I consider "How you know what you know and why you think what you think is more important than what you know and what you think.". I literally almost never do anything without figuring out why I thought to do it.

>>12677625
Acrophobia is the fear of heights bro, I even said go high up.

I probably do sound chunni but I've only realized in the last few years that people actually have trouble with this shit. You ever been in a building with a false fire alarm going and you tune it out? You just start listening to people harder and talk louder without really being bothered? I can do that for the whole gamut of nerve stimuli and emotional response. It's always a conscious decision though. I've got a weird scar on my finger where I gouged a hole in it with a power drill. Shit sucked don't get me wrong but I didn't react to it besides a calm "Fuck.", then we went about calmly slathering some polysporin on it and bandaged it like it was a regular every day cut and got back to work, I even made sure the whole time I didn't bleed on the lumber. I used to think it was related to weird ginger nervous system shenanigans but now I'm not so sure.The moment I decided it was a superpower is when I realized that I can tune out second hand embarrassment and calmly watch cringe worthy shit.

>> No.12677693

>>12677687
>Acrophobia is the fear of height
HAHAHA shiit. I thought you said arachnophobia. And I thought that going high thing referenced standing on a chair or something hahaha. Point still stands though. Lots a people have a mild fear of heights. though I guess that fear in particular is easier to overcome.

>> No.12677698

>>12677633

At least in One Piece, the protagonists actually had to defeat more interesting villains who were threatening and had a chance of winning if no deus ex machina saved them at the last minute.

Even then, One Piece may have relied on deus ex machina to get out of tough situations.

>> No.12677699

>>12677687
So any way, that's probably not that healthy. I mean, emotional detachment is cool and all, but if you feel no fear, then you aren't reacting appropriately to threats. To clarify fear=/= panic

>> No.12677705

>>12676881
Is this what they call an insane boner?

>> No.12677713
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12677713

>>12677600
>Fuck, son, you be da bitches' bitch

>> No.12677717

>>12677600
>Removing k from knigga
BUT THAT'S THE BEST PART!

>> No.12677733

>>12673507
>not doing a caption of your pic
>2014
I shigged, I digged, and I blew your fucking house down.

>> No.12677735

>>12674421

>Saved the girls from being evil plan fuel
>Leave them in a village filled with monsters

what.jpg

>> No.12677748

>>12677661

What can I say? I enjoy the idea of fucking an in-heat mammalian MG in a school setting. Letting the other students see the practical application of techniques to calm them down. Like rubbing and kneading her belly while you jackhammer her hips, and she can't help but beg for your kid,

>> No.12677749

>>12677699
No it's there. I wasn't just tossing out the fire alarm analogy on a whim. I recognize it's there I just never let it effect my thought process. Even I have that tiny voice in my head that says
>THAT HUGE KNIFE YOU PICKED UP TO CUT YOUR PIZZA COULD LOOP OFF A TOE IF YOU DROPPED IT BRO SHIT SON HOLD IT TIGHTER JESUS CHRIST
I just ignore it.

I think the scariest thing I remember happening to me is having the rear driver side tire pop clean off a caravan while on the highway at the start of a family vacation. After the fact my younger brother thought it was funny because I yelled "HOLY SHIT" then was almost immediately pretty calm while my dad slowly worked us over to the shoulder. Pretty sure what happened is that I figured out while I was young that any situation that could make me mad or afraid would be handled better by being calm.

>> No.12677767

>>12677748
Fucking in an MG school setting isn't uncommon, especially among with the high teacher on student and vice-versa ratio.

>> No.12677771
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12677771

Decided to just toss together a story about a Mamono who never sees the surface to get my writing groove back
http://pastebin.com/LnaQmULM

>> No.12677772

>>12677600
>-Shields ain't actually for pussies
Every time.

>> No.12677773

>>12677771
having a cancer gf would be fucking horrifying.

>> No.12677776

>>12677767
Going to a school with monster girls would be so annoying, wouldn't be able to get anything done.

>> No.12677779

>>12677771
>>12677773
Cancer is my zodiac symbol, so I could deal.
>>12677776
I have a feeling that certain schools would have "stress relief" areas.

They'd also take extreme measures to make sure their students are performing well, academically at least.

>> No.12677796

>>12674666
"Hey, uh, i'm getting kind of full and i'm not very good at milking myself... can you do it for me? i'd pay you..."

>> No.12677798
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>>12676881
Is it insane to think I could remain sane in an insane place like Wonderland?

To just brush it all off like some cold serious boring man? On the ceiling with floor tiles and having to walk downward to right yourself properly onto the floor with a chandelier?

It means nothing to me, I'd be like Batman trapped inside the Mad Hatter's world, so very serious, never shocked at a Cheshire with a mouth on her hand attached to a floating arm speaking to me while the rest of her is invisible or a Jabberwock beating me nearly senseless then scampering away in defeat from me flicking her on the nose.

Yes...that is my purpose in Wonderland, to be the man it needs, the man who sees through the madness with ease, the man who can be serious in a world that isn't. The one who can get the work done while the rest play play play!

How else do they expect to get any work done if they're all mad! Who will carry out the Queen's orders if none of them know what order / duty is?!

>> No.12677799

>>12675215
i don't know how to interpret this picture.

>> No.12677809

I want to cuddle with a Cheshire

>> No.12677811

>>12677798
>this nigger thinks he'll remain sane.

I give you a day and a half before you're laughing wildly without any understanding of what's going on or how many times you've been forced to cum by your new waifu.

>> No.12677814

>>12677798
Staying sane in wonderland is crazy.

>> No.12677815

>>12677798

You'd just wind up being the White Knight from Through the Looking Glass.

>Oh, these anklets? They're protection from land sharks.
>Why do a have these mousetraps on my saddle? To catch saddlemice of course. I haven't seen any but you should always be prepared
>And that's why I have this beehive. You never know who might show up if you used the word bee carelessly, or even the letter B.

In understanding the rules of the place, you'd become a denizen of it.

>> No.12677820

>>12677814
This. Insanity is the usual Sanity in wonderland. Your sanity comes at the price of insanity.

>> No.12677831

>>12677820
You know what I think would make for a brilliant vacation idea? If I take me and my 3 doppelganger clone/waifus and spend a week in Wonderland. Surely that can only end well.

>> No.12677833

>>12676606
>Then Political Commentary and personal interpretation of Biblical Myth and Locations.
>Now Fanfiction!

Yeah, they are the same thing. It's kind of hilarious, reading Dante's Divine Comedy as a modern-day internet user.

>> No.12677836

>>12676621
Is that Ysholta or just a generic Miqo'te?
Either way, dem thighs.

>> No.12677837

>>12677771

I think Merrows need a bit more love.

>> No.12677841

>>12677837
Not really.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaOgZwk9rN8

>> No.12677845

>>12677504
>>12677515
I have written 3 chapters of content in the last 5 years.

Do I get a lazy crown?

>> No.12677849

>>12677809
We all do, mate.
We all do

>> No.12677851

>>12677639
We need more Peacock Girls.
Even if it's utterly illogical.
Peacocks are the shit.

>> No.12677854

So I was at Target the other day, and saw this new Direct-DVD Movie for kids. I forget the title, but it's like, "Daddy, I've Become a Zombie". It's about this girl who gets cursed and killed, winds up a zombie, and has to keep it a secret from her dad while trying to return to the living.

My point is, are Monster Girls really going mainstream? Will they ever get more mainstream than Monster High?

>> No.12677857

>>12677854
>Direct to DVD movie for kids
>Girl gets cursed and killed
>For kids
This sounds like a horror parody than a kids movie

>> No.12677858

>>12677854
There's a fucking facebook page, what the fuck do you think.

>> No.12677859

>>12677857
Nah man. Kids movies can deal with some pretty harsh stuff. It's all in the tone.

>> No.12677860

>>12677854
We've been putting up with this since Scooby Doo and the Ghoul School. If it hasn't taken off by now, it probably won't be happening any time soon.

Also, saying that Monster High is monster girl is like calling a girl a furry just for wearing the cat ears alone.

>> No.12677861

>>12677858
Worst part is that there are furries in that page being passed off as monstergirls.

>> No.12677867

>>12677859
Back in my day, putting death, let alone the word in a movie or show would grant you a hard slap to the face a steel toe boot straight into your rectum when they kick you out of the studio
Then again, Looney Tunes and Ren and Stimpy

>> No.12677872

>>12677867
Times have changed grandpa.

>> No.12677883
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12677883

>watching packers game
>suddenly tv fucks up
>see a girl
>it switches back to the game
>suddenly goes black
>girl starts CLIMBING OUT OF MY TV
oh god what do I do?
who put this poop in my pants?

>> No.12677884
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12677884

>>12677814
>>12677820
So I'm not crazy there because I'm crazy. I see, that makes perfect sense.

Looks like I'm the only man who can be the Queen of Heart's bodyguard and help foreign dignitaries make it to and fro without them losing their minds from all the shenanigans.

>What? No, this is fine, we're just traveling to the Queen's Palace through the Lost Woods
>You'd like a map so you can find your way on your own? Haha, oh my, there is no map here, you just listen for the sound of music!
>How to find your way back? Haven't you followed directions before? You just retrace the steps you took and follow the path with the least sound!
>Also, don't get too close to those puddle lakes, there's a reason why I named them that
>That Jabberwock isn't a threat, just tell her you'll send your handsome cousin to Wonderland to be with her
>I mean don't actually do it, she'll forget all about you anyway, she's liable to attack you on the way out so just tell her the same thing in reverse speak

>> No.12677885

>>12677883

I PUT THAT POOP IN YOUR PANTS

MUHAHAHAHA

>> No.12677887

>>12677883
She looks like she deserves a nice, long cuddling.

>> No.12677893
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12677893

Say, Anons, how would your Monster waifus fare in space? Would they fly around in glee all the time like happy, curious children, forcing you to keep an eye on them at all times so they won't break anything? Would they latch on to you in fear when you're both outside the space station/spacecraft, shuddering at the idea of accidentally drifting away from you and into the void beyond, perhaps? How much trouble would they have to go through when putting their custom spacesuits on? Would you trust Anya to tutor them before going on a mission?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46WQk6Qvne8

>> No.12677898

>>12677884
That sounds like a desirable form of crazy.

>> No.12677907

>>12677898
I wonder if in Wonderland mere belief is enough to shape reality?
>What's this? You find yourself trapped in a room with no exit, what's more all you have with you is a single bed and a Jabberwocky?
>Not to fret my son, they do say that the pen is mightier than the sword. So whip out your penis and cut that bed in half. Put the two halves back together again and make use of the hole to escape.

>> No.12677912

>>12677883
turn off the tv dumbass.

>> No.12677919

>>12676881
Curse you faggot cat and your sexy ways.

>> No.12677921

>>12677912

It's too late. She's already got the poor guy in a hug.

>> No.12677924

>>12677921
>hugging
>bad

Come on anon. how bad could it be?

>> No.12677926

>>12677883

>shit pants

isn't that how packers fans respond to everything?

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>>12677926
HA.

So how would Sadako go about raping you anyway?

It must be pretty intense for her victims to be found dead with their face contorted in fear.

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>>12677898
I know, it's like I'm so crazy that I've become not crazy.

Everyone around me is just losing their shit over the laws of nature, physics, whathaveyou being broken and it doesn't even bother me.

>OH GOD WHY IS THE CEILING ON THE FLOOR NOW!
>Calm down anon, just walk up to the floor
>OH JESUS THERE'S A MOUTH ON THE WALL WHAT DO WE DO?!
>Let's listen to what it has to say...
>EVERY STEP WE TAKE FORWARD IS SENDING US BACKWARD!?
>Just walk backwards, god you're such a baby anon
>WHY DO THESE STEPS CONTINUE ON INFINITELY?!
>Because we don't have a Star from the guard that lets us walk up to the Queen
>WHY IS THE QUEEN RIDING THAT MAN WHILE MEETING US?!
>Obviously that's her throne, you need to calm down anon, seriously, you're going to go crazy

>> No.12677958

>>12677907
>Cheshire closes the building you're in down to just one room
>She says the only way out is to have sex with her and teleport out with her
>"What are you talking about, there's a door right there"
>Walk through the door, it leads back to the same room with the Cheshire grinning madly
>"Fine then"
>"What are you talking about, there's a door leading outside right there"
>Cheshires face suddenly turns into a frown
>You open the door and walk outside
>Turn around, spread arms out wide and do a taunting shake side to side at her
>Close the door
>A voice in the sky gives you ten style points for that display
>The jabberwock who was strolling by gives you a thumbs up
>"VGTG"
>Go about the rest of the day as usual

>> No.12677960

>>12677932
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/684250/0f87945a75/
ghost rape

>> No.12677967

>>12677960
>My 2nd favorite MG doujin

Thank you anon. This shit is fucking hot.

>> No.12677971 [SPOILER] 
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>>12677960
T-too lewd!

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>>12677630
>Be gone from these threads for a few weeks
>Come back
>People are liking Cheshire now
Feels shockingly great

>> No.12677998

Would anybody here like to DM a quest for me over email?

>> No.12678002

>>12677991
That's because the Cheshire Cat is actually a Cheshire Cat and not a generic girl with cat ears.

>> No.12678006

>>12677998
Nah it's cool. Take a rest and enjoy the winter holiday

>> No.12678011

Is this song about a Jinko in a city?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YySGy_4Wag

Y/N?

>> No.12678016

>>12678006
I meant one of you guy DM a idea that I have.
I'm not a DM.

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>>12676621
we need more sweaters. this thread is now a sweater thread.

>> No.12678021

>>12678016

Not him but it sounded like you wanted to have someone run a game, privately, just for you. Which is kinda creepy.

>> No.12678024

>>12678011
obviously.

>> No.12678026

>>12678011
>Double Dragon: Neon
>Jinkos
Isn't it obvious?
GOAT ost good choice

>> No.12678027

JINKO BLOOD ENERGY DRINK!

IT'S THE ENERGY DRINK THAT GIVES YOU THE POWER OF A TIGER! ROAR!

RUN AWAY FROM MONSTER GIRLS FOR EIGHT HOURS AND DON'T EVEN CARE!

DON'T AFRAID FROM ANY MONSTER GIRLS THAT'LL BE TRYING TO RAPE YOU!!

YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY YOU'LL GO NUCLEAR!!

OR IF YOU'RE A MONSTER GIRL, DRINK SOME TO GET SUPER PUMPED UP FOR ANYTHING!!

RAPE ALL THE MEN!!

JINKO BLOOD ENERGY DRINK IS CERTIFIED BY ONE OUT OF TEN DOCTORS TO BE HEALTHY!!

ONE DOCTOR!!

GO OUT AND GET SOME JINKO BLOOD ENERGY DRINK TODAY!!

MaycausesevereheartattackorheragingWhenpregnanduenotdrinkJinkobloodenergydrinksideeffecttsmayincludegrowingtigerstripesanduncontrollablechuuffingIferectionlastsforoverfortyeighthoursorninetyejaculationsseekmedicalassistance

>> No.12678029

>>12678027
I'll take 3 cases.

>> No.12678031
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12678031

>>12678027
You forgot your Jinko Blood Energy Drink concept art.

>> No.12678035

Wild West story of an outlaw trying to escape the law on the back of a centaur. The centaur goes along with it because she misunderstood "I have to get out of here" as "Please run away with me".

>> No.12678037

>>12678027
Eh, I never liked energy drinks
Now, if it was some delicious Alraune Root Beer or some Yeti Cola

>> No.12678038

>>12678021
It don't have to be just for me.

>> No.12678039
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12678039

>>12678035
"This town ain't lewd enough for the both of us."

>> No.12678042

>>12678037
Both of those sound delicious.

I imagine the MG mascots for both of them would be pretty famous and able to get any D they wanted.

>> No.12678052

>>12678039
Haven't seen this one before.

>> No.12678053

>>12677960
>http://g.e-hentai.org/g/684250/0f87945a75/
I love this goddamn MC

I aspire to become just like him.

>> No.12678056

>>12678052
It's a concept of a wild west version of Granberia I kept begging drawfags to make.

Was hoping for a duster coat, but the vest looks good too.

>> No.12678057

>2005 / 230 / 122 / 8
God damn it.

>> No.12678059

>>12678039

At least it isn't that Claire blowjob pic he did.

>> No.12678062
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>>12677991
>Cheshire is okay now

Oh hell naw!

>Go looking through all my folders for the threadcap involving Cheshire greentext stories of her being an asshole
>Like blue balls, cock blocking, and EEDDLLE EEDLE EEDLLE most annoying sound in the universe annoying
>25 minutes later can't fucking find it

Fuck everything!

One of you /mgqg/ anons know what I'm talking about!

>> No.12678063

>>12678057

Just the new folks who haven't adjusted to being here yet. They'll learn that they don't have to post an image with every reply at some point.

>> No.12678072

>>12678062
Nobody knows what you're talking about, Anon
Bask in the new era! The era where those who were once hated are now beloved! Gaze upon the glory in which is the new century. The century in which Mamono are universally loved, even the ones who were once hated!
The Universal Century!

>> No.12678073

>You will never be raped by your childhood friend ryuu who uses her wishing power to keep you with her forever.

>> No.12678076

>>12678073
>Your Ryu waifu will never try and make it rain on the first day you go to work because she'll miss you too much

>> No.12678078

>>12678072
Look, cheshires can be forgiven of their crimes, even if someone decided to give them a penis.
But fuck manticores, forever.

>> No.12678084

>>12678076
awww, cute.
>>12678078
i'll have you know manticores can be perfectly good wives.
after the poison glands in their tails are removed.

>> No.12678085

>>12678078
I bet you 10 dollars that in the future Manticores will be re-loved like how Cheshires are now

>> No.12678088
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>>12678057
I'd disable 4chanX if it wasn't stuck at the top of the thread, like I'm going to keep Home-End'ing to look at counts. Do get curious, but still terrible position.

>>12678059
Just when you think it'll go without drawing attention, everything burns.

>> No.12678092

>>12678084
>after removing their poison glands
Of course they are, that's short of castrating them.
I would remove tailpussy, THAT is the only way I could begin to love a manticore

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>>12678092
nah. i mean, the only girl i'd ever date would be one i could trust, so as long as a manticore fits the bill i couldn't care less what species she is.

>> No.12678101

>>12678076
>Every full moon another one of your monstergirl coworkers disappears through incredible circumstances
>One is moved to another department, another finds the love of her life, a third wins the lottery and leaves, each one exits your life forever.
>Your Ryuu waifu coincidentially becomes much more joyful and easygoing and it shows in the way she no longer tries to keep you home
>No longer stalks you at night when you go out to the super market
>No longer shows up at your work midday and pulls you away so that she can feed you her personal lunch
>No longer tries to convince you to wear a special chastity belt that only she can open

Would you confront her about her misuse of her wishes or allow her to continue pulling strings behind your back for the sake of her jealousy?

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>Watched Too Many Cooks in entirety two times today
>Never even knew about it before I saw it in this general

Fuck you anonymous, do you hear me! Fuck you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE1EP3FWa-s

When 2017 hits I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO AN ALP!

DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME! I WILL MAKE YOU MY BITCH THEN WHEN ALL YOU CAN THINK OF IS MY COCK I'LL LEAVE YOU ON THE STREET!

I don't give a shit if the 2017 Elves enslave me, I'll get that shit done no matter the cost!

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>>12678101
confront. i'm not a cheating scumbag, give me a chance.

>> No.12678116

>>12678098
I'm aware, but the thing is what manticore would WANT her poison glands removed? I imagine it's the equivalent of a vasectomy for tailpussies.

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>>12678116
nonono, she totally wouldn't want them removed. and i'm completely fine with her keeping them; so long as i trust her. i don't want her to disrespect me, so i won't disrespect her.

>> No.12678125

>>12678103
It takes a lot to make a stew
Especially when its me and you

>> No.12678134

>>12678126
I'm not drinking from that.

>> No.12678136

>>12678134
but it's sooo romantic~


and possibly toxic

>> No.12678139

>>12678098
How many RPGs are there out there where the Monsters are Girls, and you can "Recruit" them rather than simply slay/defeat them?

I can only think of like, 2. KC's doesn't count because it won't even exist for like, two more years at best.

>> No.12678144
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12678144

> The Lewd Elf is a FUCKING PRINCESS

>>>/tg/36068587

>> No.12678145

>>12678139
why are you asking me? i just post manticores man

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>>12678125
Your soul will belong to me. You know, since monster girls don't have them and you're going to be an Alp.

>>12678126
I bet she has a cup in her tail and everyone is all disgusted even though it's fine to drink from.

>>12678139
Paradox, SMT.

Uhh...

>> No.12678149

>>12678145
I was asking in general.

Quoted your post because Manticore Maid serving tea to a Dark Souls Knight. Souls-Style gameplay where you can recruit Monster Girls who help you out around your home-base camp would be great.

>> No.12678154

>>12678134
I'd be too afraid to. It would be like if she stuck a straw up my pee hole...for lack of a better term.

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>>12678148

Illias you fucking cunt

>> No.12678156

>>12678144
She is now automatically 4x as lewd as previously thought.

>> No.12678160

>>12678149
oooooooo.... well uh... i can't think of anything other than skyrim mods and COC, which lacks pictures.

>>12678148
wait, i just realized something, wouldn't manticores urinate out of their tail?

>> No.12678162

>>12678116
I'd imagine that if a manticore would want her venom glands removed, she may have some issues in her past, caused either by her own hand, or just being a witness to a scarring-event

>Honey, this is my choice, I'm getting them removed
>This is for both us, please understand
>I don't want to turn into my mom, and I do not want to see you turn into the man my father became

>> No.12678164

>>12678162

That spoiler reminds me of the latest Fia thing. Monstergirls not wanting to be their parents has a lot of healing potential

>> No.12678165

>>12678144
>/tg/ is the one to translate it
>/tg/ is the one to translate it
>/t fucking g/ is the board that got it translated first

What just happened?

Is this the end times?

>> No.12678166

>>12678160
>wait, i just realized something, wouldn't manticores urinate out of their tail?

No. They have a regular vagina with a urethra. Besides, the anus is at the end of a scorpion's tail. Tail pussy is really just her asshole. And there are people who would drink out of it.

>> No.12678167

>>12678162
why is this making me sad

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>>12678165

/tg/ takes Elves seriously anon.

>> No.12678169

>>12678166
>Tail pussy is really just her asshole.
>Tail is really just her asshole
>tail is her asshole

WHAT.

>> No.12678170

>>12678165
Anon, in /tg/ elves are some super serious business

>> No.12678171

>>12678165
>/tg/ getting shit done
It's not the end times. It's the last faded glory of what was once the best board on the whole chan.

>> No.12678173

>>12678169
>>12678166
>>12678162
>>12678164
>>12678160
>>12678148
>>12678145
>>12678126
>>12678116
>>12678098
holy shit guys we're actually having a civilized conversation about shared interests

>> No.12678174

>>12678166
>Tail pussy if really just her asshole
I'm sorry, what?

>> No.12678177

>>12678165
/tg/ got to the 2nd one first too bro. The phrase "/tg/ gets shit done." is usually taken in jest but even half-assing shit they do more than most boards and if they find something they really like that really needs to get done stand the fuck back.

>> No.12678180

>>12678173
>Shared interests

Bitch I will Alp you too if you keep up this aura of peace and friendship up.

>>12678168
>>12678170
Clearly.

>> No.12678183

>>12678162
had i been confronted with this situation i wouldn't know whether to be sad because she doesn't trust herself or happy because she cares about me.
if someone made a story about this i'd read it

>> No.12678184

>>12678162
Fuck, I don't really like manticores but this is making me feel somewhat bad for wanting to burn them at the stake. Apologist Manticore might save them for me.

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>>12678177

Fuck maybe we could get them to translated those vanilla monster girl VN Who am i kidding no one would ever do it, especially not them

>> No.12678187

>>12676881
So can this be how cheshires actually act now? Crazy, teasing, making just enough sense to talk to without making any sense at all? Then, when you're about to lose your mind, they lewd the fuck out of you?

Because this is what I want cheshires to be.

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>>12678174
>>12678169

>> No.12678190

>>12678185
Maybe we could get them to translate Frosted Rape if we can get their interest

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>>12678184
hugs all around guys.
can i get someone to make a monstergirl version of the "coexist" bumpersticker?

>> No.12678193

>>12678185
Maybe we can pay them to translate Paradox.

I mean they'd probably have at least a little interest since it's traditional RPG mechanics mixed with neato porn / neato porn mechanics.

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>>12678188
dude i don't even

>> No.12678199

>>12678188
The more you know, I guess?
I guess butt stingers is no longer a joke any more.

>> No.12678201

>Those posts in the /tg/ thread

There's some serious cross contamination going on in here...

What's /tg/'s stance on monster grills anyway?

Are Elves for loving or raping to them?

>> No.12678202

>>12678193

The guy who translated the first three MGQ games is going to tackle Paradox IIRC.

>> No.12678205

>>12678201
>Like you didn't know half this thread is /tg/
Why do you think we're all so knowledgeable about fantasy monsters and DnD rules?

>> No.12678208

>>12678201
>Are Elves for loving or raping to them?

Yes.

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>> No.12678211

>>12678209

How did she get those pants on?

>> No.12678212

>>12678209
hi less

>> No.12678214

>>12678209
So .less has been doing stuff lately but we never see him here anymore. Is he just on IRC now or what?

>> No.12678215

>>12678209
>My delicious brown white Jinko Yeti idea got drawn
>And even with a collar to boot
Jesus fucking Christ, this happiness. I feel like a child that just got a mountain of candy
I take back anything bad I might've said about you, .Less

>> No.12678216

>>12678209
what is this and why is it a waste

>> No.12678217

>>12678209
Jinko isn't the monster I would have used for Bullet but this is still neat I guess

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>>12678202
Don't you fucking lie to me anon, I mean it, don't you fucking lie to me like that.

His blog has nothing, the /vg/ thread has nothing, so don't you dare be lying to me boy.

Roguetranslator deserves respect and you're not paying your due.

>>12678215
That appears to be just a white tiger Jinko anon...

>> No.12678225

>>12678222
But it's brown, Anon. Delicious brown
Don't ruin this happiness and hope for me, Anon.

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>>12678209
I can into a Bullet jinko.

>> No.12678228

>>12678209
>"Leash" still looks like flimsy piece of shit jewelry attached to a belt
>Purring with a frown
>Also looks sick
Okay.

>> No.12678230

>>12678225
He didn't draw it for you anon.
>>12678226
He drew it to draw it, he doesn't care about people in these threads any more.

>> No.12678233

>>12678222
It was like five months ago that he said he'd work on some Vanadis game and drop it when Paradox came out to focus on that. I haven't kept on it since then but he never finished the Vanadis game.

>> No.12678237

>>12678230
>He didn't draw it for you
I know. I just wanted to ride the false sense of hope a little while longer. IS THAT SO WRONG?

>> No.12678238

>>12678230

So he is only on IRC now then or what? People are obviously talking to him.

>> No.12678240

>>12678162
i swear anon if you expand on this i'll give you a cookie. or let you penetrate my beautiful virgin anus. your choice.

>> No.12678241

>>12678238
Probably. I never go there though so I wouldn't know for sure.

>> No.12678247

>>12678233
you're thinking about the wrong translator, anon. Dargoth is the one who started on a Vanadis game then said he'd focus on Paradox when it came out. Rogue said he's completely done with translating forever.

>> No.12678253

>>12678247
My bad. But doesn't that still mean that it's already being translated?

>> No.12678258

>>12678253
Paradox? Yes, Dargoth is working on the demo.

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>>12678253
>Already being translated

Yes.

Except also No.

>> No.12678329

>>12678209
>Bullet as a Jinko
But how will she wear her Fire-Gauntlet-thing now?

This is, overall, an improvement.

Also I don't know whether to save this under "MGE", "Blazblue" or "Crossovers".

>> No.12678331

>>12678329
All of the above

>> No.12678335

>>12678209
>So Sub
>Combine a Kung-Fu Tiger with a Fighting Game Mercenary Slut
>Don't have her in a fighting stance.

Well, okay...

>> No.12678338

>>12678331
But I don't like saving multiples.

Except for when I really, really, really like the picture, or I need to have it in multiple file-sizes.

>> No.12678339

>>12678338
Do you really like the picture?

>> No.12678343

>>12678209
Makes me wonder what kind of monster girls the rest of blazblue's cast would be

>> No.12678344

>>12678339
I like it.
Not that much though.
I'll just put it under crossovers.

Though I did make a rule for myself that when a character is just 'cosplaying', I put the picture in the folder for their series, rather than the one they're cosplaying, or a crossover.

But does a transformation like that count as 'cosplay'? Or is it more like that character as an actual character in the other setting?

>> No.12678345

>>12678344
Anon, you're making things too complicated
When in doubt, all of the above

>> No.12678351

>>12678343
Platinum as a familiar

>> No.12678352

>>12678344

It's just a Jinko cosplaying and being all sub and sexy. Stick it in your monstergirl folder or whatever appropriate subfolder.

>> No.12678359

>>12678343
Noel and her clones as Shirohebis.

>> No.12678362

>>12678335
Maybe she has a complex about being a white jinko in a orange jinko world.

Could be worse though, black jinko / brown jinko would basically be non-existent and probably be heralded as jinko "royalty" or as signs of the apocalypse.

Meanwhile White Deergirls would never be able to find a husband because everyone would be scared of them along with any regular deer hunters being turned off to them completely.

>> No.12678364

>>12678352
I'd guess she's Bullet as a Jinko before a Jinko cosplaying Bullet.

>>12678359
Nah, only Nu would be a Shirohebi.
Noel would be a cockatrice. Who evolves into a Dragon because magic bitch.

I don't know what the fuck Lambda would be.
Alpha an Alp.

>> No.12678370

>>12678359
>>12678364
Honestly I would have gone with mantis for all of them maybe Ushi-oni for Nu

>> No.12678377

>>12678370
Maybe in basic states, but their developed personalities are too wildly different for Mantis'.
They're all Golems anyway.

>> No.12678386

I'm going to say Litchi may be a Pharaoh.
>Living weapon
>Strange pet that she keeps with her at all times

That's all I've got going. Chinese Pharaoh.
Yeah.

>> No.12678392

>>12678377
True I guess that just leaves Celica unless I'm forgetting someone

>> No.12678394

>>12678386
And then all the other girls are already monster girls.
Weird, that.

>> No.12678400

>>12678394
>>12678392
Missed Tsubaki though she's the easiest of the female cast that aren't already monster girls anyway

>> No.12678405
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But what kind of monster girl would pic related be?

>> No.12678406

>>12678400
Tsubaki'd be a cyclops.
A blind Cyclops.

>> No.12678409

>>12678230
What drove him off this time?

>> No.12678413

>>12678405
A Valkyrie with a justice fetish that become corrupted then purified by the power of love and friendship

>> No.12678418

>>12678413
>justice fetish
I was going to say incest fetish, but that too.

>> No.12678424

>>12678418
We're talking about Blazblue the incest should go without saying

>> No.12678431
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Lambda is an adorable little catgirl that just wants cuddles and scritches.

>> No.12678435

>>12678431
First of all, that's Mu.
Second, there's already plenty of catgirls. One more and my allergies will start acting up.

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>>12678435
It's ambiguous. Lambda a cute.

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http://pastebin.com/0Ay9HHwQ

>You are backpacking through the forest on this chilly autumn day. It began to rain a few hours ago, but you've got your poncho on. Falling autumn leaves blow past you in the fierce gale. You really need to start paying more attention to those weather reports. You just want to get to a good campsite before the trail starts to get too muddy. You need to get out of this rain.

>Suddenly you hear a woman’s scream, somewhere off to your left. You quickly run in that direction to see if you can help. Thunder and lightning ring out over the pouring rain. SOMEONE HELP ME! You hear her scream again, much closer this time.

>You come across an alraune, its petals all closed up. It must have just grabbed some poor woman! Time to be a hero. You drop your pack, pull out your pocket knife and stealthily approach the plant. Rain runs down your blade as you creep up on it. You are surprised at how calm you feel. You are pretty sure it can't see you if it's all sealed up like it is. You yank aside the petals and dive in, ready to deliver a deathblow to the main body and rescue the poor girl.

>You are instantly grabbed by vines everywhere, faster than you would have thought possible. It's like it was waiting for you. You struggle and try to slash at the vines but they are too strong and too numerous. They wrap around all your limbs and pull tight to pin you spread-eagled on the fleshy wall.

>> No.12678456

>>12678435
Terumi please go back to having your time cut

>> No.12678467

>>12678453

As yan as the Alraune is, you forget she's capable of shapeshifting and/or leaving the flower.

>> No.12678471

>>12678453
>Alraune
>Grabbed a girl
Why? For what purpose?
The only reason an Alraune would grab a girl, was if it was really a Liliraune.

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>>12678467
Only I just read the encyclopedia article and that's not true at all.

Also who gives a fuck, its my story. She can do what I say she can do.

>> No.12678479

>>12678467
>Leaving the flower
Yes.
>Shapeshifting
No.

>> No.12678481

>>12678472

> being this confrontational

Just telling you what the word of god says on the subject. I'd be careful though. Responding like that will get you branded as an ex-MGU fag.

>> No.12678482

>>12678472
Can she be a zeppelin designed to retrofit and deploy aircraft?

>> No.12678483

>>12678471
She didn't actually grab a girl. It was all a trick. Did you even read the story? The greentext isnt all of it, there is a pastebin at the top.

And the main character woudlnt be able to tell that from the outside anyway. For all he knew it really was a liliraune.

>> No.12678484

>>12678483
I know it's a trick, it's obvious.

I was questioning why he'd think an Alraune would grab a girl in the first place. I mean maybe, yes, he could assume a Liliraune, but still. In such a world, seems safer to just assume any and all female-noises are tricks and/or traps.

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>>12678472
>Getting so aggressive
Anon, listen...

>> No.12678492

>>12678214

Are you really surprised he's not around here as often given the stupid LOLWEH8BOBANDLESS meme that gets spouted every single thread? Generally speaking, when a group of people repeatedly reminds you of how much they hate you, you generally tend to avoid them.

>> No.12678496

>>12678479
Where does it say she can leave the flower anyway?

Also why can't Alaraune's just retract their roots, get dug up, put in a flatbed, and the dropped in a better spot?

Hell they could do that even they couldn't retract their roots.

>> No.12678504

>>12678479
KC handwaved the limitations of monsters through magic, around the time the Liliraune was released.

Almost all monsters has the ability to learn and use shapeshifting to temporarily look like a human woman. The exception is the Sandworm, who can only go as far as the body of a lamia.

>> No.12678508

>>12678164
>>12678167
>>12678183
>>12678184
>>12678240

Uh, wow, I didn't expect that random post to get that many replies when I posted it and left for town. Guess there's something to "a watched pot never boils"

I guess I could try working on a story with it, if you guys want. Prose would take an assload of time for quality, but I can probably bust out a greentext tomorrow morning

>> No.12678510

>>12678504
Pretty sure that it didn't go that far, and most would probably need Sabbath aid anyway.

>>12678496
They can do that, the uprooting thing, though KC did answer in a Q&A that they can leave the flower, at least for short periods of time.

This fact could already be referenced by the fact that one of the World Guide mentions that Alraune-run Candy Shops are quite popular. Can you imagine fitting that flower into a shop? The design aspects would be difficult at best. Better to just leave it parked outside, and return to it when going home, or taking breaks.

>> No.12678512

>>12678492
Hating bob is more real than meme.Trying to tie him and bob into the same bundle is only going to drag things into an unnecessary shitstorm. People don't hate .less. They hate when he asks for ideas and then does a troll drawing of murderfish getting eaten or a pharaoh beheaded instead of anything that he asked for.

They kiss his ass when it's something they like.

Like do you remember oh about three or four months ago where all he was doing was manticore and cheshire? He would post a new one and people would go "Well another one of those. Nothing to get exited about." Then when he did something different it was all "BASED .LESS"

If he wants validation and people kissing his ass, then it's really easy to do. And he's done it many times. Even if he takes requests and decides not to do any of them, it's as easy as "None of those get me excited guys, maybe next time. Keep trying to think of something really good."

It's really simple.

>> No.12678524

>>12678512
>implying bob hate isn't memetic at this point
Most of the people that hate him haven't even read anything he's done.

>> No.12678525

>>12678482
Of course no-
Wait
That'd be awesome!
Alruane based zeppelin organic technology when?

>> No.12678528

>>12678524
And how do you know that? Or are you just pulling shit out of your ass.

>> No.12678531

>>12678496

If it's KC Q&A, then always assume the answer is that any inconvenience or possible downside with any monster gets magicked away.

Like say you asked him about being raped when you already had a unicorn waifu. But you hate bicorns. Would she go all turboslut mode? And then he would say something about some potion or magic something that purifies the tainted mana to make her stay a unicorn.

Same thing with undeads and no children.

With not wanting to live in a sandworm's mouth the rest of your life. etc. ect.

That's just how he goes about ensuring everyone has their perfect waifu.

>> No.12678534

>>12678528
There have been many replies as such. It's also kind of sad that people hate someone because of fetishes.

>> No.12678535

>>12678524

>Most of the people that hate him haven't even read anything he's done.

No but they sure as fuck felt the shitstorm

>> No.12678536

>>12678531
KC backpedals.
He doesn't backpedal THAT much.

>> No.12678538

>>12678512
>>12678492
Not that it'd help but I don't HATE bob, it's more what little of his works I've read have ended in ways that left a bad taste in my mouth. Though I never actually FINISHED truckercore (I was a little half-way into it on the pastebin), I WAS there for the original Laska & Me ending, and only recently have I even considered picking up the rewrite as a result. As far as the "BOB DID FUTACAT" goes you either like it or you don't, we don't need part of a thread dedicated to stating why you hate it.

>> No.12678541

>>12678528

He's pulling stuff out his ass. The bob hate is so fierce because people did read his stuff. They were readers and felt betrayed, by futacat, by original laska ending, and even when they gave him more chances by pseudopenis girl, and so on.

>>12678534
>It's also kind of sad that people hate someone because of fetishes.
It is perfectly valid to dislike someone because of their work. Nobody cares if Stephanie Meyers is a saint. She's judged by what she's published.

And bob actually needles people on purpose so he gets hate for his stories and who he is.

>> No.12678543

>>12678512
>pharaoh beheaded
Links pls

>> No.12678549

>>12678543
You want the Chaika version, or the non-Chaika version?

>> No.12678553

>>12678536
>He doesn't backpedal THAT much.
Only one of the examples given was hypothetical. The other two are real. That is what KC does. It's his universe, so it's his to do with as he pleases but it's not just a couple of examples. You just have to look at the other ones like no longer having to defeat a salamander or even giving her a good fight, the walking alraunes, the walking regular mermaids, the equalizing of lifespans, all that stuff.

>> No.12678556

>>12678549
Oh, it's that one. Never mind.

>> No.12678560

>>12678541
He's never forced anyone to read his stuff.

Not to mention Laska and Me's ending was actually rather expected for a coming of age story.

I don't get the pseudopenis hate. It's pretty kinky and she's still 100% female.

>> No.12678563

>>12678553
This is honestly why I don't like KC's setting compared to others, the stuff I like may one day end up completely changed. It's no secret the man likes going down the "A Succubus did it" route of explaining things.

Whichnis why I don't understand why people will jump on your ass for disliking KC's setting. There's legit reasons to not like it, same as all MG content we see.

>> No.12678564

http://pastebin.com/G5jGpCzB

I remembered people wanting a Noir story for ages, and that anon who said he'd do it never delivered.

So I though I'd have a go at one, and see if I can write an entire story in one sitting.

Think of this as Noir-lite.
Think of it as "Who Framed Roger Rabit?" but with monstergirls instead of cartoons.
Y'know, don't take it too seriously.

>> No.12678566

>>12678560
Anyone who was surprised by Laska's dad dropping dead are a bit oblivious, it was always going to happen. From chapter 1.

>> No.12678568

>>12678560
>He's never forced anyone to read his stuff.
Boy he sure cries when they don't though, doesn't he? But I'll give him credit for not pushing his stuff hard lately.

>> No.12678569

Bobs stories ended up worse then the Dexter series finale
yeah I said it

>> No.12678571

>>12678560
>>12678566
Is it wrong I just wanted the guy to at least tie the knot before dropping dead?

>> No.12678576
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It's accurate you know

>> No.12678577

>>12678566
>>12678560

It was how rushed the ending was and how it was handled. Even Bob himself admitted he wrote the ending before everything else so by the time he got there, everything didn't fit quite right.

That particular shitstorm is why I think he started the rewrite of the whole thing.

>> No.12678578

>all this Bob hating again
But you only hate him right?

>> No.12678579

>>12678560
The ending to Laska and Me had been hinted at in the story for a long time, I don't hate Bob for that decision.

What I do hate is how he handled it. Everything was rushed, character decisions went completely against what was already established for them, and on the whole, it just felt like a slap in the face to everyone who got invested in it.

It's kinda like the shit that happened with ME3 after it's launch

>> No.12678582

>>12678510
>Can you imagine fitting that flower in a shop?

Yes. Yes I can.

>Alaraune city dwellers have glorious pottery for their flowers or flooring codes
>The poor ones have their flowers situated behind the counters or in the back connected to the earth via type fitting holes
>The rich ones have their flowers situated upstairs and away from everything in magnificent flower pots

Also, I really wish KC did a "Yeah Alraune can be outside of their plants for short time frames or very long time frames if they are connected via a vine like a power cord" then every MG artist ever would draw an Alraune that looks like an Eva with a plug in their backs.

Not to mention having Angels or Valkyrie in the picture.

>> No.12678584

>>12678579
>ME3
Your choices matter, anon, Bioware still knows what it's doing. I bet Dragon Age Inquisition will let you choose between three colors too.

>> No.12678586

>>12678553
The only one that's true is the Undead being able to have kids. And really, he never said that they couldn't or something, only ever clarified they could.

Your hypothetical is completely innane, and when he brought up Sandworms being able to shrink their external body into a lamia-sized 'tail', he did so with the idea of being able to go on "Dates" with your sandworm waifu.

I highly doubt any of them would want to stay such 24/7. Her body is your home, live with it.

>> No.12678587

>>12678584
Bioware is dead to me.

>> No.12678588

>>12678587
B-but muh gay Qunari love interest!

>> No.12678589

>>12678563
Because people are wrong on the internet.

>> No.12678590

>>12678576
And still hilarious. I need to catch up on Vengeance.

>> No.12678592

>>12678453
That was good. you should write more often. could you try writing something with a ushi-oni or a Tenticle girl?

>> No.12678593

>>12678584
I meant more about the shitstorm ME3 spawned and not the game itself

>>12678576
I wish crayon-anon would make a follow up to that with some of the newer stories. Or at least post to show he's alive, whatever comes first

>> No.12678594

>>12678576
Except the colors for moose.

>> No.12678595

>>12678593
>shitstorm
Would that shitstorm be red, blue, or green? Your choice matters.

>> No.12678600

>>12678595
Honestly I haven't played any Mass Effect, and lost all interest to do so after the ME3 shitstorm.

Which is probably what ended up happening to a lot of the folks who hate Bob now without reading any of stuff

>> No.12678602

>>12678586
A dead rotting creature doesn't have the equipment for children. There's no heartbeat, they don't need to breathe, their blood is congealed. That's not clarification, that's straight up pulling a rabbit out of the hat.

I dare you to bring up either of the other two in his next question session and phrase it as "I wouldn't be happy with my waifu if x happened and she wasn't y way." and see what he says. I bet you he'll fold.

But until then, I'm not arguing the point any more.

>> No.12678603

>>12678600
>haven't played any Mass Effect
I played 2, but won't ever get three. That ending was one of the biggest fuck you's in gaming history.

>> No.12678604

>>12678576
Maybe one day, I too, will be on there.

>> No.12678605

I wonder what KC'll think of Jinko Bullet.
Wonder if he even plays Blazblue, given he's more a Nintendo Fanboy.

>> No.12678607

Would you give your Kitsune Waifu a 10th Tail?

>> No.12678609

>>12678600

You do know there's a pretty consistent population in these threads? Most are people that learned to hate and just didn't stop. You get let down enough, you stop giving chances. Sure there's a few new people that may bandwagon on to fit in but that's only a few.

>> No.12678610

>>12678595

Laska and Me's Blue Ending: Eralia's letter: "I know I said I'd always be there for you Laska. But, bye."


Laska and Me's Red Ending: Eralia's letter: "I actually always hated you Laska. Bye."


Laska and Me's Green Ending: Eralia's letter: "I'm going to become one with your Dad Laska. Bye."

>> No.12678611

>>12678607
>10 tails
nigga you crazy

>> No.12678612

>>12678607
Only if she's into buttplugs, and it's made to look like one of her own.

>> No.12678613

>>12678607
>10 tails
I feel like we're breaking a universal law here

>> No.12678614

>>12678602
I'll grant it's weird for lesser undead, like basic zombies and skeletons...

But entirely appropriate for magically empowered girls, like Wights, Liches and Vampires.

>> No.12678615

>>12678612
Brilliant!
>Guinness cheer.jpg

>> No.12678616
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>>12678607

How would you give a kitsune another tail? Aren't kitsunes by definition 9 tailed foxs? If you gave them another tail they would no longer be kitsunes, but higher beings that transcends this world

>> No.12678617

>>12678607
...A New Goddess Appears? Who Is This Foxy Lady?!
Find out in the next exciting episode of [insert shounen/shoujo MG show's witty name here]

>> No.12678620

>>12678613
He's obviously talking about a buttplug tail

>> No.12678621

>>12678611
>>12678613
>>12678617
Only this guy got it: >>12678612
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47003039

>>12678616
Kitsune just means "Fox".
Kyuubi means "Nine Tails".

>> No.12678622

>>12678616
>by definition
A new tail every 100 years anon.

>> No.12678623

>>12678616
Are you sure that's how it works? I thought Kitsune would slowly gain tails up to 9, then would slowly lose them down to 3, while their power still grows tremendously

>> No.12678625

>>12678623
>Slowly gain tails up to 9
Yes.
>Then would slowly lose them down to 3
I have never heard of such a thing.

>> No.12678626

>>12678623
>Losing tails
But how? Do they just fall off?

>> No.12678627

>>12678616
Dakini, oh Dakini, you left us too soon.

>> No.12678629

>>12678621
>>12678622
>>12678623

I have no clue how it works but i don't think they can have more then 9 tails

>> No.12678631

>>12678629
>What is a buttplug tail
Anons really are densest heroes.

>> No.12678632

>>12678627
I want her lewd tongue in all sorts of horrible orifices.

>> No.12678633

>>12678626
They fall off and grow new Fox Ladies. Like a Starfish.
>>12678629
Naruto had a ten tailed fox beast, why couldn't we?

>> No.12678635

>>12678633
>Naruto
We don't speak of that.
Also Naruto had a variety of "Tailed Beasts". Only the Nine Tails was a Fox. One was a Tanuki, Two was a Nekomata, Three was a turtle, Four was a Monkey, Five was a Horse, Six was a slug, Seven was a Dragonfly-thing, Eight was a Cow-Octopus, and Ten was an unholy abomination.

>> No.12678636

>>12678614
>But entirely appropriate for magically empowered girls, like Wights, Liches and Vampires.

Not really physically. They're still dead and cold. All their cells are, including their eggs. The amount of magical trickery you'd need to pull it off would be about the same as just making a homunculus baby out of thin air and a spurt of cum. Undead are about preservation not creation. That's the general theme with a few exceptions.

But KC gonna KC. Doesn't matter what I think.

>> No.12678638

>>12678633
>Naruto
I think you just answered your own question, Anon.

The answer is no

>> No.12678639

>>12678636
So what if they are technically Homunculi, born out of magic? They were still grown in their mother's (Enchanted) womb and made with your semen.

Wouldn't you love your Undead Daughteru?

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>>12678638
But come on, 10-tailed Fox Goddess! Come on!

>> No.12678642

>>12678633
>cut off a Kitsune's tail surreptitiously.
>Plant in a decent sized pot, with enough sunlight in the afternoon and watered when necessary.
>Grow your own kitsune.
>Rinse and repeat until you have a harem.

>> No.12678643

>>12678631

Buttplugs don't count, nigga don't make have to come over there and smack you

>> No.12678644

So, we know how Kitsunes get more tails

What bout Kumihos?

>> No.12678645

>>12678639
>Undead
>Growing up
At least with a homunculus baby it's still alive, just artificial. I would love the hell out of my homunculus daughteru and tell her every day.

>> No.12678646

>>12678645
Shou Tucker, father of the year.

>> No.12678647

I need four funky names for Ancient Egyptian Giant Golems. Ideas?

>> No.12678648

I got tired of waiting for anon to update his amazoness stories with smut so I wrote my own

http://pastebin.com/R1iJsGr7

>tags: modern setting, househusband fantasy, smut, cunnilingus, amazon position

>> No.12678651

>>12678609
How does that explain the blind hate?

You know what I mean, the seething rage for anything 'bob' related - even lashing out at people who are friendly with him.

>> No.12678652

>>12678647

Just make them all rhyme and have one be totally out of place. Set, Het, Let, and Pet or something. Or name them after the mummies from Mummies Alive.

>> No.12678656

>>12678652
>Mummies Alive
Don't even know what that is, but I like the idea of having one completely out of place. Lessee what happens.

>> No.12678659

>>12678656
>>12678652
>Mummies Alive
God my childhood again. Bless the 90s.

Group of Super Sentai Mummy Girls revived to protect the future Pharaoh in the modern day, leading to heavy /ss/ shenanigans when?

>> No.12678660

>>12678648
This was lovely. Make another one, with them on vacation on some tropical paradise island and roleplaying a little!

>> No.12678664

>>12678651
It explains it perfectly. You don't get how upset people get when they feel betrayed. It's far worse than if they were just plain wronged.

And as for the people who are "friendly", look at your own post. "Blind seething rage" implying they're stupid and haven't thought their opinions through or that there's no reason for their dislike. Or all the other "Bob hate is just a meme. I bet nobody has even read his stuff." that comes up. You can just look at the viewcounts for his oldest and most controversial stories to see what kind of lie that is.

Alleging that they're cretins with no real argument and that all the accusations are baseless to discredit all the criticism is a pretty dick thing to do. People are going to lash out at that.

>> No.12678665

>>12678564
I have to say, anon, I really enjoyed this. The "viking funeral" was a nice touch

>> No.12678670

>>12678576

I don't recall ever hearing about a wurm + weeaboo dad one. Is it related to the spelling Wurm meme that shows up in greentexts, or is it an actual pastebin story?

>> No.12678672

>>12678670

It's the Dagura CYOA

>> No.12678675
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>>12678640
We only accept Hathor, Arachnotaur, and Khorna brand goddesses around these parts.

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>>12678675
>no love for Ammy
I'd sell my soul to Ammy.

>> No.12678679
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>>12678676
You're in milk country anon, also known as Cowland or the Holstauri Homeworld.

>> No.12678683

>>12678675
>no Arachnotaur art
>no Khorna art
I don't have enough faith to believe in them until I see them.
>>12678679
Goddamn Wurmholes.

>> No.12678684
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12678684

>>12678679
Know what goes good with milk?
Cookies!
Would you like to buy some to fund drilling a well for poor desert living, thirsty monster girls?
If you buy ten boxes you can touch big sis's tail!

>> No.12678685

>>12678672

I hate to ask, but any chance on a link? The word "Dagura" isn't giving me any hits on the pastebin master list. Damn it, now I'm curious.

>> No.12678686

>>12678679
>Holstauri Homeworld
Kapitan, no funny ideas. We drink a few White Russians and then we leave.

>> No.12678689

>>12678676
S-E-X
S-E-X

"I wonder what it is trying to tell us, teehee"

>> No.12678690
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12678690

>>12678683
We have eye-witness accounts of the elusive Arachnotaur.

>> No.12678692

>>12678685
It's CYOAanon's stuff. I don't know where exactly but probably in his main pastebin I would think. I haven't seen the thing since it was run back on /a/ like in March.

>> No.12678694

>>12678684
I'll buy twenty so you can drill TWO wells!

>> No.12678695

>>12678689
Lucky shota. Why are they always the luckiest ones?

>> No.12678698

Once certain Kitsunes reach the ninth tail they become Kyuubi.
They never lose their tails.

Kumihos are the bad evil Korean version and eat liver. they grow additional tails from the amount of essence (livers) they eat.

There are no 10 tailed foxes that I am aware of in Japanese mythology.

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12678701

>>12678684
How much to put it in her wolf cunt and cum inside?

>> No.12678700

>>12678694
Thanks!
You get to pet her head for a full minute for that many!

>> No.12678702
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12678702

>>12678683
We do however have official original Khorna artwork that is not pulled from some obscure japanese game that no one on /a/ or /jp/ would have played.

Trust me, it's completely original.

>> No.12678704

>>12678701
A dowry

>> No.12678706

>>12678692

Found it, thanks.

>Those LN titles gave me a chuckle.

And why does he have two pastebins?

>> No.12678708

>>12678702
>This looks familiar
Hmm.... suspicious...
>>12678698
We don't need to have an example from Japanese mythology. We can have one just because.

>> No.12678709

>>12678676
Actually she is bribing him to help him pass his exams, and get a girl he wants all he has to od is one small favor for her (sexual innuendo implied)

>> No.12678710

I'm extremely late here, and amazed about how I'm gone for only one day and we're almost dead with the next thread already.
Anyway, what's with 4chanX's retarded layout and the unique poster counter?

>> No.12678712

>>12678709
I can't read Moon so I'm assuming he's selling his soul to touch all that fluff. Including the fluff between her legs. Yup.

>> No.12678716

>>12678708
It is 1 or 9 .
I hope this isn't the start of the great tail wars

>>12678684
I bought like 30 boxes last year and the mom let me not just touch her tail, but she rubbed against my face!!

>> No.12678718

>>12678716
>it's 1 or 9
Yao had 8, your argument is invalid.

>> No.12678721

>>12678712
Silly, what would a fox need souls for?

Innocence on the other hand .....

>> No.12678723

>>12678716
>>12678718
Yeah, and Nanabi had 7.
>>12678721
>Innocence
I don't have any!

>> No.12678725

>>12678704
So, like, 30 boxes?

>> No.12678727

>>12678725
Actually fifty, but she'll give you a discount since you're so nice!

>> No.12678730

>>12678725
And half your marbles.

>> No.12678731

>>12678718
I meant to type 1 through 9, sorry guys

>> No.12678732

>>12678731
Well if we decide to make a Fox Goddess with ten fluffy tails, what happens? Do the Japanese come and kill us?

>> No.12678733
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>>12678727
It's a deal. I've always wanted wolf cunt to milk me dry while I gasp and writhe.

How much extra for neck biting and tail touching?

>> No.12678734

>>12678732
No, but I for one am alright with that.
She'd be god the fluff, right?

>> No.12678735

>>12678732
Lunar Fox goddess to counter ammy?

>> No.12678736

>>12678734
>>12678735
I AM THE FLUFF! LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

>> No.12678737

>>12678733
Wow I bought 30 boxes and got to touch the tail.

>> No.12678738

>>12678733
Well, that'll be free since you'll be married!

>>12678735
But that's a rabbit god in the game silly anon

>> No.12678742

>>12678738
>the game
This is real life now!

>> No.12678744

The day comes that your Ammy cookies arrive.

Lots of people happily snacking on their cookies when that evening the doorbell rings.

It is the Maidens of Hathor, selling milk for you to have with your Ammy cookies!

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>>12678738
Oh dear, I hope I can keep a divine goddess happy. I shall try my best!

>> No.12678747

>>12678744
You can't have cookies without milk, makes sense to me.

>> No.12678750

>>12678746
Well, Ammy's followers are only in her image due to getting some of her divine power though their praise.
But treat her like you would the real Ammy anyways

>> No.12678751

>>12678735
>Lunar Fox goddess to counter ammy?
And here I thought false consensus anon was dead.

>>12678738
This. A rabbit god would be pretty sweet.

>> No.12678752

>>12678733
Is wolf cunt the one that can move autonomously? I'd love to have immobile cuddlesex with one of those.

>> No.12678756
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12678756

How do you like your Kitsune? Classy? Araara? Loli? Tomboy? Too dumb to live, to unique to die?

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12678760

>>12678752
Yes. Wolf/Fox cunt is capable of milking you on its own. It squeezes in a literal milking motion from base to tip.

She can just rest on top of you and make you cum over and over.

>> No.12678758

>>12678752
It's the pussy of anything in the animal kingdom meant to take a knot, because a knot gets jammed stuck in there.

>> No.12678759

>>12678751
>false consensus
Aren't you technically false consensus anon since you're acting like the idea was universally refused?
>>12678756
I want an impish tomboy who grows up into an impish ara ara~

>> No.12678762

>>12678751
Someone suggested this already?

I was joking though, everyone knows its a bunny girl on the moon

>> No.12678766

>>12678756
Classy, like the one in the pic that turns into ara ara when we grow old together

>> No.12678767

>>12678760
>She can just rest on top of you and make you cum over and over.
This is my fetish. I want to lie blissfully in bed with her, kissing her and nuzzling her tail while she milks me dry.

>> No.12678769

>>12678760
Damn. I'm going to ask my Dragonfu if we could get a Wolfu...
>>12678762
I only know it because of Dragon Ball.

>> No.12678770

>>12678756
Can I have a short tomboyish one that mofumofus?

>> No.12678775

>>12678760
she is drooling cause of what is in my hand , and she wants it bad.

>> No.12678778

>>12678756
Loli Tomboy a Best.

>> No.12678779

>>12678775
Will she trade what she has in hers for what's in yours?

>> No.12678780

>>12678770
If you want.

>> No.12678781

>>12678775
You should stop masturbating while your waifu eats, it's distracting for her.

>> No.12678782

>>12678769
Dragon-Wolf-You

This could be
1) very very bad
2) incredible

>> No.12678783

>>12678769
How about a Dragon girl with Wolfu characteristics?

>> No.12678785
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>>12678767
>>12678769

Yes, give in the superiority of the wolfu.

>> No.12678786

>>12678782
You forgot the princess. Unless...
>Dragon kidnaps Werewolf Princess
>threesomes happily ever after

>> No.12678787

>>12678781
Yes, wait til she finishes before I finish right?

>> No.12678790

>>12678783
There is a wolf dragon somewhere in mythology

I forget its name. obscure creature .

>> No.12678793

>>12678790

Luck dragon would be the obvious modern choice.

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>>12678790
>wolf dragon
>fluffy dragon
Truly the best of both worlds.

>> No.12678797

>>12678785
>that hair
>those tits
I want to hugsex her from behind. at least my tip should reach her milking hole.

>> No.12678799

>>12678790
Jinouga/Zinogre technically count, though they're more wolverines than wolves.
And young ones are as fluffly as weresheep, though there's enough electricity in the fluff to power a cabin.

>> No.12678803

>>12678799
They won't be shocky if you get them debugged. Their electricity comes from thunderbugs after all.

>> No.12678805

>>12678803
>thunderbugs
Horrifying concept.

>> No.12678806

>>12678803
>thunderbugs
Are they bug girls with feelers? Can they shock out of their feelers?

>> No.12678807

>>12678803
Actually it isn't Thunderbugs, but something else.
Still have to debug them, though. And the little ones HATE it.

>> No.12678811

>>12678807
Right, it's Fulgurbugs!
Yeah, all those baths and suds aren't fun for the kids.
>>12678806
If you want them to be

>> No.12678812

>>12678806
No, but they carry enough electicity in them to leave a full grown Dragon girl in a state of shock for a few seconds.

>> No.12678814

>>12678812
They're very useful for monster hunters who then tranquilize them and take them off to be with their new husbandos unharmed

>> No.12678816

>>12678812
>carry enough electicity in them
I want her to release it slowly and on command, though. It needs to go inside before she zaps me.

>> No.12678817

>>12678811
Ironically, it's like trying to give a dog a bath. You gotta use codewords, and hope they don't catch on, as well as cornering them in the shower and trying to keep them in there long enough to remove them.

>> No.12678822

>>12678812
Why did I get a boner at that thought?

>> No.12678823

>>12678817
My dog loves bathing, and swimming. And the sauna above all else.
>>12678822
Because you want to lay the Dragon and need her helpless?

>> No.12678825

>>12678814
But the Hunters ARE the husbandos.

>>12678822
Must be quite a shock, eh?

>> No.12678826

>>12678812
>>12678822

A fight breaks out between the two, she keeps zapping the heck out of the dragon.

>> No.12678832

>>12678823
Mine doesn't. She's been scared of water since she was a puppy.
Rattle snakes? She'll rip them apart.
Rabbits? A fate worse than death awaits any that wander in the yard.
Cats? She'll slobber on them and share her food.
But Baths? She'll cry out in terror and run under my bed.

>> No.12678836

Hey, how does a manticore turn on the light after sex?

She opens the car door

What does a manticore say after having sex?

So, do you all play on the same football team?

>> No.12678838

>>12678826
>zapping the heck out of the dragon
They become less and less effective with each zapping, you know?
Not to mention pitfall traps are more effective than shock traps.

>> No.12678841

>>12678836
B is for Boo!

>> No.12678843

>>12678836
Anon, what do you have against sluts?

>> No.12678845

>>12678832
>I'm strong papa, I beat that bully rattlamia!
That's nice, but you really shouldn't be too rough. Who else do you play with at preschool?
>Those silly bunnygirls are funny when I chew their ears!
That either. You got all dirty again, you need a bath
>Bath?!
Sweetie, come out from under the bed
>But baths are scary!!

>> No.12678846

>>12678826
Wouldn't the dragon just get pissed off and flambe her?

>> No.12678848

>>12678845
>baths are scary
But why?

>> No.12678850

>>12678843
Know what the difference is between a manticore mom and a manticore daughter is??


About 5 bux

>> No.12678851

>>12678848
There's a water monster, why else would she be afraid of the bath?
And the shampoo gets in her eyes

>> No.12678852

>>12678850
>5 bux
>not about tree-fiddy
Please, it's like you haven't figured out that Miss Happy is the Loch Ness Monstah.
>>12678851
>water monster
Dear god, they're everywhere.

>> No.12678853

>>12678665
I'm glad you enjoyed it, I've added the second chapter just now, it's on the same paste.

The link just in case you need it: http://pastebin.com/G5jGpCzB

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>>12678850
I don't get it.

>> No.12678856

>>12678852
That story took a twist for the scary .

>> No.12678857

>>12678841
You're doing it wrong. Alphabet Wurm needs to appear in a group and randomly blurt something like that out, or she needs to sneaks up behind someone when they're vulnerable.
For example: Numerous constructions Wurms are doing things and a young Shota walks by.
>"W is for Whistle!"
>"I is for I wanna piece of him!"
>"H is for Hunk of meat~"
>"Ara, D is for Delicious."
>"H is for He's okay..."
>"S is for Sexy."
>"C is for-Hey!, you jerks are stealing my shtick!"

>> No.12678861

>>12678855
They're both prostitutes.

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>>12678838
>Pitfall Traps

Fuck trying to craft those things in MH3U.

Also fuck the water, that's MY turf and it's horrifying to deal with regular monsters and monster girls alike in it.

>> No.12678864

>>12678855
think mexican hookers

>> No.12678865

>>12678851
Not to mention she's scared of the Plesioths in the bath tub.

>> No.12678868

>>12678857
Speaking of Wurms, I got lazy and only wrote less than half a chapter. It's stupid, unfunny, and nothing happens in it. But I prioritize playing KOTOR.

http://pastebin.com/qcRVfr34

>> No.12678871

>>12678862
Sounds like someone didn't get any mermaid sex!

>> No.12678874

>>12678861
Why would they be prostitutes?

Manticores would just dive into a crowd, grab a man with their big meaty paws, then fly away to a rooftop where they'll have their way with him.

>> No.12678876

>>12678874
>sex on a rooftop
Not comfy enough. Manticores are in large part cats, they need comfy places.

>> No.12678878

>>12678871
Yeah like that anon last threat talking about his lamia 'rape' I still think he made that up.

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>>12678862
It was MUCH easier to just trade for them, and make your residential retard midget wear a pitfall mask for an extra use.
And yes, water battles are hell. Unless I have a SnS or GL, I'm terrible at them. Of course, when I do have either of them I school the little youngster hammer users.

On the bright side, you can now fuck Plesioth in the face when it retreats into water, and you can still carve it if it's in water.

>> No.12678881

>>12678876
I've seen cats asleep on top of fences. Cat's prioritise sleeping to comfort.

>> No.12678883

>>12678876
I imagine pillows would be a big business in MGC. Whole stores, just for pillows, all in bulk. And big fluffy blankets. Only the comfiest!

>> No.12678884

>>12678874
MGCPD has been cracking down on that.

kind of bad for tourism when that happens to visitors to MGC

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>>12678883
Blankets?

>> No.12678889

>>12678886
Well, sometimes they DO get possessed. Or become sentient. Or are just slime girls inside a special blanket outside. Or are just living blankets.

>> No.12678890

>>12678889
YOU'RE a towel.

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>>12678876
What's to say they won't have a little rape setup in place? Pillows, a mattress, blankets, and a tarp.

She pins you down and milks and milks and milks then gives you some venom and milks some more. Long after you can't moan anymore due to a hoarse throat, she's still milking.

And on some of the comfiest blankets you'll ever be on.

>>12678884
I imagine sex tourism would be an in-thing. Just go to MGC to be whisked away by the girl of your dreams (or nightmares) and turned into a cum pump for a while. Maybe you'll be lucky and catch her eye and then you can date or something as well. Bring home a Manticore to your mother! Mrs. Happy will introduce herself by latching onto your mother's face.

>> No.12678895

>>12678889
You know, I've been thinking.
How would a knight react if his sword/weapon became a sentient being and wanted his dick/love?

>> No.12678896

>>12678027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

>> No.12678898

>>12678892
>And on some of the comfiest blankets you'll ever be on.
Truly Manticores are misunderstood beasts.

>> No.12678899

Special Sex and recovery squad!

An elite group of MGs who have dedicated themselves to saving those poor humans from being sexually assaulted by MGs.

And they also rescue those who have been captured!

These fine women of the MGCPD help actively discourage kidnappings and make the city safer for human males.

You should thank one someday. for it is very hard work!

>> No.12678900

I think Ammy is overhyped. Gene is best girl. His style is impetuous.

>> No.12678903

>>12678899
Suspicious...

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>>12678871
No it's my turf, I'm the best swimmer in my family and have basically been known as a Fish.

Now I have to wear flippers all the time to keep up with anything in the water and my ability to hold my breath doesn't mean crap when all the MGs can just breath underwater!

Not to mention shark girls are scary as fuck when they are "contemplating" stealing you away for fun while doing circles, then half the time they screw off! Better than Dolphin girls though, literally 100% rape cave visit every time one spots me.

>>12678880
Fuck trying to waste resources before "endgame" just to get more pitfall traps.

And fuck the fucking Plesioths in the fucking fuck!

>> No.12678909

>>12678892
You know, either I am tired, or something, but yeah I can see that being popular with trill seekers and the likes.
certain areas of the city are a 'free zone' where this can happen ..

i can see setting up one of my buds with a manticore "Yeah, here is an extra 200 bux, make him really scared before having fun with him'

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>And fuck the fucking Plesioths in the fucking fuck!
Certainly explains the diversity of the word doesn't it?
Anyway, Plesioth is actually pretty pathetic on land if you have a Bow, and a GL if he's in water. What's infuriating is getting Diablos and Ivory.Lagi Hardhorns left and right, but not getting any Jhen Braces. It's almost as if they have a thing for me, or something.

>> No.12678912

>>12678904
Plesioth is in MH4U as a rare fishing minigame catch

>> No.12678914

>>12678904
Underwater mermaid welders.
mermaid fibre optic repair company

I see mermaids getting a really good slice of business.

>> No.12678920

>>12678903
suspicious was when a dark elf police woman turned up patrolling my neighborhood.

>> No.12678921

>>12678912
Haha, oh wow. Those Insect weapons look very interesting, while the charge axes look like they were thought up at 4 in the morning.

How would you feel if your Dragon daughteru caught the Feral Wyvern Virus?

>> No.12678922

>>12678909
>setting up your friend like that
I wish I had friends like that...
>>12678920
Racism? How naughty of you!

>> No.12678923

>>12678921
Hey, I have it on good source that Mithras from ff11 were invented at 4 in the morning after a night of drinking!

>> No.12678924

>>12678920
Not racist , the chief of police is a dark elf .
just suspicious

>> No.12678925

>>12678921
Well, it lies dormant until they reach a point of severe stress so I'd just go to the doctor to get some treatment.
And HOPE that needles won't activate it.

>>12678920
Tell me about it, the new patrols start and all the single guys on my block start getting watched by a squad car 24/7. I think I saw a cheshire in there with aviator shades or something.

>> No.12678926

>>12678904
Tennis-bu is a good, sweet girl, who just wants to practice her serves.

>> No.12678927

>>12678923
Still better than Charge Axes.
>We needs a weapon! One that transforms!
>Don't we have a Switchaxe already?
>NO! YOU'RE FIRED, STEVE! WE DON'T NEED AN AXE THAT TRANSFORMS INTO A SWORD!
>How about a sword that transforms into an axe?
>YOU'RE PROMOTED, ALPHABET WURM!

>> No.12678930

>>12678922
I would probably laugh with her when she said "But of course" and beg for her to wear one of those cameras so I can watch her chase him.

>> No.12678931

>>12678925
Better hope she doesn't infect your wife or the local kindergarten either.
>Pharaoh, Anubis, Wurm, Sandworm, and all the other contact it because it isn't limited to only Dragons
>All hell breaks loose

>> No.12678932

>>12678911
>Bow
>Gunlance

Do I sound like a human women to you?

There's only a few weapons in MH, Hammer, Dual Swords, despite being a weaboo piece of shit the Long Sword, and the mighty Hunting Horn for when I finally have people to play online with in MH4U 3DS.

>> No.12678934

>>12678930
>wanting to see a rape from the Manticore's POV
Anon, you filthy little Alp, you!

>> No.12678936

>>12678934
I said chase, not sex geez!

quit projecting on me!

>> No.12678937

>>12678932
Bow is actually for people who like a challenge, especially if you solo. Gunlance is for people who like to watch explosions and bomb Giginox out of the air mid-flips.
>Hunting Horn
You are my nigga, and I would gladly let you in my party if we ever met

>> No.12678939
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Why are Manticores so perfect?
>>12678936
>Not enjoying PoV Manticore porn so you can self-insert as the guy getting milked while he moans and twitches

>> No.12678942

>>12678936
Just because I let Alpollo suck my dick doesn't mean I am gay!


I really hate these captchas sometimes

>> No.12678943

>>12678936
Nothing to be ashamed of you know! You want to be a big, strong Monster, ravaging a human boy? That's fine! But you gotta take your bullying first.

>> No.12678944

>>12678939
>POV
Who's though? What if you buy a bunch of the stuff, only to find out that it's from the POV of the girl, so that women can self insert?

>> No.12678948

>>12678944
>Some virgintail Manticore is watching it with headphones on and a dildo stuck in her tail to watch it

>> No.12678949

>>12678944
Oh My Goddess
self insert porn for Shirobei
We would become so rich!

No? yes?

>> No.12678950

>>12678944
Then you learn to enjoy different aspects.

>> No.12678951

>>12678949
Yes. The biggest thing since human boy masturbation videos!

>> No.12678952

>>12678948
How hard do you think her tail would be sucking it? Would it be one of those dildos with a reservoir in it so she can squeeze it and have it cum all inside her tail for that more authentic feeling?

>> No.12678953

>>12678944
A Manticore chasing down and capturing a man, then forcing a camera onto them for PoV action?

What if he just turns the camera away from the action out of spite or inability to function?

It would always be from the Manticore's PoV unless it was in a legit porn movie or something.

Which would probably make sense in MGC since there would be way more girls than guys and none of the guys would ever need to watch porn again, which leaves only the MGs with a reason to watch porn.

>> No.12678954

>>12678950
And become an Alp in the process, listen to your dad go on about how he has no son while drinking heavily, learn your mom always wanted a daughter and is delighted about this, ect.

>> No.12678955

>>12678949
10 whole minutes devoted to them holding hands in different ways !

>> No.12678956

>>12678954
Joke's on you, Alpdad already has one gay sibling and wouldn't be too shocked!

>> No.12678958

>>12678944

> Ushi Oni POV
> It's just 10 minutes of her in a Home Depot trying to chose between Carpet and Hard Wood Flooring

>> No.12678959

>>12678952
It'd have to be one with a large reservoir to prevent it getting sucked up the tail. Really awkward reason to go into the emergency room there. As for how hard, she's inexperienced so it'd depend on how excited she gets.

>> No.12678961

>>12678942
>Just because I let Alpollo suck my dick doesn't mean I am gay!
I can see it now, anon puts an ad on MonList looking for a cute girl, gets a response from a hot blonde, gets to her place only to find she's really an Alp.
>Anon sighs and unzips his pants, telling the alp this doesn't make anon gay
>Alp tells him "Whatever helps you sleep at night" and goes to work on his dick

>> No.12678962

>>12678958
>"Which would be better for pelvis shattering love making?"
>"Both of these are good choices, but I just can't choose..."

>> No.12678963

Shirobei porn

Hand holding

Touching each other

Kissing

.
.
.

Do you really think a shriobei would ever make it this far into the video to realize there was no sex scene?

>> No.12678964

>>12678958
>Hardcore Ushi Oni POV
>It's just an hour of mixing and pouring concrete

>> No.12678965

>>12678959
>Manticore is in the hospital to get a dildo removed
>She's waiting in line behind a Succubus in need of a gerbil removal, and a Lizard Girl who had her bonnet shoved down her throat

>> No.12678966

>>12678961
Does she have beer and nachos?

>> No.12678968

>>12678966
I hope so, I'm going over there later.

>> No.12678969

>>12678963
I imagine there's at least ONE who skips past the kissing/blowjob sections.

>> No.12678970

>>12678966
>beer and nachos
Alpollo knows what men like.

>> No.12678971

>>12678965
>S-so, how do we do this?
>What's that thing with the tube?
>It goes where?
>Vacuum where?!
And she never made the same mistake again

>> No.12678972

>>12678904
>sharkteeth
I want a shark blowjob.

>> No.12678973

>>12678970
They say the best woman is a man.

>> No.12678974

>>12678970
Of course Alpollo knows, shes a Bro!

>> No.12678975

>>12678962
>>12678964

> Fetish Ushi Oni POV
> Hour and a Half of some random guy walking all over her new floor.

>> No.12678976

I still like the vanilla werecat. I would spoil her and princess carry her, even rub her tummy. Actually, I'd do these things to most MGs that I could actually lift (lamias are probably pretty heavy and this saddens me).

>> No.12678979

>>12678975
Are you telling me that Ushi Onis will pay to watch This Old House?

>> No.12678981

That long shirobei tongue going down your long hard shaft.
being as they are cold blooded, it should be quite the experience.

>> No.12678982

>>12678979

Why do you think it's even on the air still?

>> No.12678983

>>12678976
I wanna bite one on the neck when she's in heat, pump her full of my DNA rich chowder, and raise a litter of cat girl with my waifu.

>> No.12678984

>>12678981
>My tongue's going to smell and taste like dick...

>> No.12678985

>>12678983
Would they all nap on top of you while you watch tv on the couch?

>> No.12678986

Kikimora fetish porn
Filthy house with a hunky guy in underwear gets cleaned up.

>> No.12678988

>>12678982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SDYsQDbxhc
>meanwhile, an Ushi schlicks furiously in her hardwood floored cave

>> No.12678989

>>12678985
Obviously. They'd even follow me around even though they can't walk properly yet.

>> No.12678990

>>12678986

False. It'd just be some guy scrolling through /mgg/ and cursing into his neckbeard.

>> No.12678991
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Assertive Shirobei are always best

>> No.12678993

>>12674715

I honestly wouldn't mind this... no, actually, it would be perfect. I'm the kind of person who would actually benefit from something like this.

>> No.12678995

Jinko huntress porn
Jinko wears a GoPro while running and stalking through the jungle, chasing down her prey and riding him ragged, a shota or bishie, or neckbeard, whatever you're into, they've got a vid for it.

>> No.12678996

>>12678990
Or a homeless bum squatting.

>> No.12678998

>>12678991
9/10, would tip then wife in that order.

>> No.12678999

>>12678995
>Fast Jinkos
>Slow Children
>Rated R for Pirates

>> No.12679001

Here's a question for you /mgg/.

We talk a lot about waifus and childhood friends and dominant wives and such and such. But what kind of MG would you just be a complete and utter slut for? No care about marriage, no real digging into any kind of personality, no real relationship. You just want to fuck and/or be fucked by them. The kind of MG that if you were in an NTR manga, you'd be seduced away from your waifu by. The kind of MG that you'd want to leave you an ahegao'd mess, with only the faint promise that she might make use of you again. Maybe invite some friends.

What species of MG would you be a completely willing boyslut for?

For me it's Dragons.

>> No.12679003

Nekomata voyeur porn
A video montage of a cat getting petted and given treats by the same man over a period of a year
And then she pounces

>> No.12679004

>>12678996
>kikimora hobo makeover
>turns the decrepit house he's squatting in into a decent house with a nice picket fence
>turns hobo into a respectable looking man, helps him get a job
>former Hobo makes Kiki his bride

>> No.12679005

>>12679001
Jinko

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>>12678998
Agreed, I am not a fan of the submissive shirobei stereotype.

>> No.12679007

>>12679004
>Countless Kikimory buy it up and begins pleasuring themselves with their cleaning tools as they watch

>> No.12679008

>>12679001
A pack of wolfus

>> No.12679009

>>12679007
This is my fetish.

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>>12678972

JAWSOME

>> No.12679011

>>12679007
>kiki lightly brushes her lady bits with feather duster
o-oh my

>> No.12679012

>>12679011
>>12679007

Janet pls.

>> No.12679013

>>12679001
I'd willingly throw myself into the ruins of an Apophis's lair.
Naked.
Slathered in suntan oil.
With secret hopes that she makes me her husband, yea, but still...

>> No.12679014

>>12679001
this
>>12678991
or
>>12678756

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>>12674421
>As of now, till at the least the new year, I am announcing that I will be going on hiatus
tell me this is a joke

>> No.12679016

>>12679015
stop with the reaction pics, seriously.
Please delete that.

>> No.12679018

>>12679011
>lady bits

I laughed.

>> No.12679025

>>12679001
>total slut
I'd let myself be treated as a toy by a pack of Wolfus.

>> No.12679028

>>12679001
Why is this question so hard...

Like really hard.

Oh god I think I might be a Paladin or something, oh god I'm a bad person!

>> No.12679029

>>12679025
Isn't the leader the only one who mates?

>> No.12679031

>>12679008
>>12679025
>>12679029
Well, there are two of us, but I think so

>> No.12679033

>>12679029
>Monster Girls are real wolves
And with that, all the fun was ruined forever.

>> No.12679034

>>12679033
Look at it this way: If she's mating with you, that makes you the alpha male.

>> No.12679035

>>12679034
FOREVER.

>> No.12679037

>>12679035
Wolves mate for life, so you'd become the leader of a pack of wolves. Who knows what you could accomplish there.
>Rouge Warrior preforming guerrilla tactics with his Wolfu and pack daughterus

>> No.12679039

>>12679037
>Rouge
>preforming
>somehow spells guerrilla correctly

>> No.12679043

>>12679034
>I'm only allowed to have sex with one of them
>the rest are never allowed to have sex with anyone, ever
That's not a Monster Girl thing. I don't like that.

>> No.12679044

>>12679039
I've been drinking. Cut me some slack.
The cute Shirohebi at my local water park does.

>> No.12679045

>>12679044
well, I'm not cute, nor am I a big snake

>> No.12679046

>>12679044
>Shirohebi
>water park
So many minorities~

>> No.12679048

>>12679029
>>12679033
>>12679043
Because real wolf packs are families and the alpha male and alpha female are just the parents.

If a pack of wolf girls jump you it means they're all sisters. If one falls in love with you you go pack your own pack.

>> No.12679049

>>12679029
Wolf packs are families. The "breeding alpha pair" are the parents and the others are their kids.

>> No.12679050

>>12679045
A snake you may not be, but don't ever say you're not cute! Think about pugs. Just because they're fucking ugly doesn't mean they're not cute.
>>12679048
>Monster Girls are real wolves
The fun is still ruined forever.

>> No.12679051

>>12679043
If you don't like it, then you don't like it. It's not like it's an ironclad rule or standard.

>>12679045
If you were you'd be more popular.

>> No.12679052

>>12679051
>It's not like it's an ironclad rule or standard
Then why do people keep bringing it up when I didn't ask for it?

>> No.12679053

>>12679046
You again. You were around when I suggested the idea for a Ryu going to a water park.

>> No.12679056

>>12679053
>You again
No, I wasn't. Maybe other people watch South Park then just whoever that was. That ever occur to you?

>> No.12679057

>>12679052
Sometimes people like to bring things up.
We're just discussing and coming up with things.

>> No.12679059

>>12679056
I haven't been keeping up with it since season 11.

>> No.12679060

>>12679059
Maybe you should. The last episode introduced us to the Canadian Devil, Beelseboot.

>> No.12679065

>>12676942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p70spFwqHo

>> No.12679069

>>12679060
Maybe I'll get back into it, when I take a break from working myself to death, drinking, and writing.

You're a kid in Monster Kindergarten, and it's a Saturday.
Do you play with Pharaoh and Anubis at the public playground's sandbox?
Do you and Ophy break into Pharaoh's house and put IcyHot all over her underwear?
Do you eat spaghetti over at Wyvern's?
Do you go to a local water park with Ryu and her father?
Do you visit Girtablilu and watch Power Rangers with her?
Do you go over to Minotaur's and play vidya on her SNES?
Do you go over to Lich's, and meet her "Older Sister"?
Do you visit your Echidna teacher, and enjoy a few snacks with her?
Do you go over to Dullahan's, and sneak into her father's liquor cabinet with her?
Do you go over to Dragon's house, and make a fort?
Or would you rather not be a kid again, and buy ninja weapons and hand them out to the kids on Monday?

>> No.12679072

>>12679069
I go over to Dragon's house, I always liked building forts, but my Mom kept dismantling them.

>> No.12679073

>>12679069
>no Dark Elf and P'Orc
Did they get the mumps?

>> No.12679074

>>12679050
>Jumped by a pack of wolf girls
>Fear for your pelvis
>They're actually a bunch of shy inexperienced teenagers
>They won't leave you alone until you're raped
>You end up taking charge and help them "rape" you
>One takes a shine to you and you end up together
>Now you have your own little pack of daughterus
Sounds fun enough for me faggot.

>> No.12679076

>>12679073
No, they have a dentist appointment.

>> No.12679077

>>12679076
Both at the same time? Oh right, all that candy they confiscated from Jimmy...

>> No.12679079

>>12679069
Yay, Public Playground!

>> No.12679080

>>12679077
Yeah, karma decided to get off her lazy ass.
>Dentist runs his drill
>"Is it safe?"

>> No.12679081

>>12679079
>Run into another Pharaoh and Anubis
>All hell breaks loose

>> No.12679082

>>12679074
>They won't leave you alone until you're raped.
>You sit there stuck in the forest because they're too shy to rape you, just making small talk.
>"C-Can I go home?"
>"But we need to rape you."
>"I guess you could follow me home?"
>Sleep under a dog pile of wolves.
>Wake up in the morning, still not raped.
>Have to make breakfast for the entire pack, because they're terrible cooks.
>You all bathe together. Still not raped.
>"Girls. I need to go to work."
>"We'll follow you."
>Hide the girls in a storage cupboard.
>Visit them with lunch, chilling out inside a cupboard with a pack of wolves. Still not raped.
>Go home and crack it.
>"RAPE ME OR I'LL RAPE YOU GODDAMN IT!"
>The girls looked shocked.
>"T-That works too!"

>> No.12679083

>>12679081
>the Pharaohs flip their shit
>IMPOSTOR!
>USURPER!
>The two Anubis Girls play patty-cakes

>> No.12679084

>>12679083
>Anubis patty-cake
My heart getting too over worked these days...

>> No.12679085

>>12679081
>Somebody gestures to the park's water faucet.
>Water Balloon War.

>> No.12679086

>>12679084
You must feel the same pain I feel, and suffer as I have suffered.

>> No.12679087
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>>12679083
>"Jackie! An interloper is in our midst!"
>"Begone from our playground, you knave."

>> No.12679088

>>12679085
>There are no survivors
>Numerous kids are all horribly pelted by countless water balloons
>The cat girls got hit the worst

>> No.12679089

>>12679083
I'd join in on the pattycake.

Just ignore the Pharaohs rolling around in the sand off to the side. They'll tire each other out and start a sandcastle building contest eventually.

>> No.12679090

>>12679085
>Water Balloon War
>Wyvern's balloons can't hold water
>and then she cries
>>12679087
Yes, this.

>> No.12679093

>>12679069

Always Ophy. Maybe then she'll invite me to her house and I can accidentally see her mom's boingy bits when she gets out of the bath again.

>> No.12679094

>>12679090
Wyvern's not there, it's Saturday.

>> No.12679096

>>12679090
>Crybaby Wyvern Crying
Maybe she could fill up the balloons like that instead of using the faucet.

>> No.12679097

>>12679094
Fine, then she cries because she didn't get to participate.

>> No.12679100

>>12679093
>"Ara, little boy, you don't have to be embarrassed~"

>> No.12679102

>>12679001
I never really though about it. Holy shit, am I that much of a vanilla fag? Well... Shit this really depends you know? Is the scenario a once off, or do I want it to wreck me for life? If I wanna be turned into a wreck for life I'd probably whore myself out to a nest of doppelgängers. I mean, picture it, you're in a dark, dimly lit cave and all that you can make out clearly are silhouettes, dancing in the black mist. Each one takes you one after the other, a different form each time, some even changing half-way through, Tying you up with the threads of an arachne, Stinging you with the venom of a manticore, and then riding you down with the strength of an Oni, only to swap and tenderly momdom you as a wight as you recover, and the last thing you remember, is the shy doppelganger at the back turning into an elf and embracing you, holding your hand as you sleep. But if it's a once off I'd go with a wolfpack.

>> No.12679103

>>12679096
How will that help when the balloons are so torn to shreds they can't hold water?
>>12679100
>MOOOOOM~! LAME!

>> No.12679105

>>12679097
She's at home eating spaghetti, and crying because she knocked her bowl over. Her mother's crying as well over spilling her own bowl over as well.

>> No.12679107

>>12679102
You gotta think bigger.

>>12679001
The demon lord or a lilum. If I'm going to be a fuck toy, I may as well aim for the top and do it with someone I can brag about if I escape or have no shame in losing against if I get mindbroken.

>> No.12679108

>>12679103
>"If you don't stop this I'll tell Daddy, Mom!"
>"Oh fine, I'll stop teasing for now."
>The Dad lowers his newspaper
>"I'm right here, you know..."

>> No.12679110

>>12679105
>Family of crybaby wyverns
Man. Just handling all those waterworks. Patience of a saint.

>> No.12679113
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12679113

Suddenly, a new kid appears!
>H-h-hello?

>> No.12679114

>>12679110
The father is practically Super Buddha.

>> No.12679117

>>12679108
It's like he's the vice-principal from GTO.

>> No.12679118

>>12679113
>new kid
Boy you best come up with a proper and cute backstory before I call the Holst Sheriff on your ass.

>> No.12679119

>>12679107
>Think bigger
Not really in it for the braggin' rights, y'know? I'd be happy to never leave that cave. Hell, all a Lilim is is just another succubus with more hax magic juice. I mean, it'd be the perfect setup. Scrounge in the cave for some Matango, have one of the doppels turn into a dragon, and roast yourself some sautee'd mushrooms, munch down on them as the Doppel-Lich discusses her latest magic theories with you whilst keenly ovserving your reactions to the doppel-ghoul sucking your dick.

>> No.12679121

>>12679118
>proper and cute backstory
She's Moth-chan, a shy caterpillar with big dreams of becoming a rock star, don't you know?

>> No.12679122

>>12679117
>GTO
I really liked that anime. As well as Yakitate Japan.

>> No.12679123

>>12679121
>She tries playing with her toy instruments in the corner
>Fails
>"O-one day I'll become a HUGE star! Y-you'll see, Timmy!"

>> No.12679125

>>12679114
>Daugteru dropped her icecream
>Starts crying
>Waifu tries to comfort the daughter, knowing well the horrors of a dropped icecream
>Drops the daughteru
>Starts crying
>"Again, honey?"

>> No.12679126

>>12679122
>I really liked that anime
How new are you? Everybody loves GTO, there's no need to say it.
>>12679123
>My name's Johnny...

>> No.12679129

>>12679119
Knigga, a doppleganger can only copy monstergirls it knows. A lilum can INVENT NEW MONSTERGIRLS for you to fuck for her entertainment.

>So today I was like "Dire Ushi"
>Try not to die

>> No.12679130

>>12679129
>Dire Ushi-Oni
Best way to go?

>> No.12679131

>>12679126

I've never watched GTO. Or Cromartie.

>> No.12679132

>>12679069

Why can't I stay home today? I'm tired of getting dragged around by monsters all week.

But if I have to do anything with them, I'll go for the video games option. So Minotaur it is today.

lich having an older sister
I have a bad feeling about that one.

>> No.12679133

>>12679131
>hasn't seen GTO or Cromartie
Anon, why do you hate yourself so much?

>> No.12679136

>>12679132
>he doesn't know
Lich's older sister is an Elf Wight. You really weren't here for that story?

>> No.12679137

>>12679132
Remember the Lich backstory a few days ago?
Yeah.

>>12679125
>Father begins cleaning up the icecream off the floor
>He hears his daughteru drop something, as well as his waifu accidentally clawing up something
>He smiles

>> No.12679138

>>12679136
>Lich
>Echidna
>LICH
>ECHIDNA

Oh god my mind is going to tear itself apart over this decision.

>> No.12679140

>>12679129
Eh. I see what your saying but something in my mind just tells me "this is this and that is that" I mean, it's a difference experience fucking half-mixed abominations, that is it fucking one creature, and having it turn into another half way through, only to turn into another at the end. I applaud your creativity though. I forgot that Lilims were the mad scientists of MGE.

>> No.12679141

>>12679130

Anon, you lived through the Double Jinkocore last week. I'd say you have a solid 30% chance of surviving the Dire Ushi.

>> No.12679142

>>12679141
>Double Jinkocore
What? I most definitely wasn't here for that.

>> No.12679144

>>12679138
Follow your gut. What does it say?

>> No.12679145

>>12679137
>Waifu finally gets herself under controll
>"come on darling, let daddy clean up the mess and lets go clean your talons"
>Daughteru sniffles and nods
>the head off as you clean up, but an instant later head a godalmighty crash.
>Some one must have accidentally cut the sink clean in half with their razor sharp talons
>Waterworks everywhere
>and not from the ruptured tap

>> No.12679148

>>12679145
>He pays out the ass to get it repaired
>Waifu and daughteru feel bad
>They cry
>The daderu hugs them and tells them he's okay with it

>> No.12679149

>>12678209
>Sub Jinko
To Hell with you.

>> No.12679155

>>12679069
Ryu and her father. I need to make a good impression with him too.

>> No.12679158

>>12679155
You better, he's the type to go Law Abiding Citizen on your ass if you hurt his little muffin.

>> No.12679162

>>12679158
>Not going Law Abiding Citizen if the shit that happened to that dude were to happen to you.
It's the only logical, moral, correct path to take.

>> No.12679164

>>12679162
Obviously.

>> No.12679166

>>12679158
>>12679162
>>12679164
Gerard Butler did nothing wrong? And here I thought I was alone in thinking that.

>> No.12679170

>>12679166
Of course he didn't.

>> No.12679171

>>12679166
He did nothing wrong, and that Mayor and Judge were thunder-cunts.

>> No.12679177

So, which monster would be most likely to preform a shotgun wedding?

>> No.12679179

>>12679177
'gator.

>> No.12679181

>>12679177
Something pure which cannot be defiled, probably. Like an elf or a unicorn. You get your dick wet in one of those you'd damn well better take responsibility.

>> No.12679182

>>12679179
>You put yer seed in my daughter's belly!
>'Gator Mom and Dad shove their shotguns into the back of your head as the priest weds you and their daughter

>> No.12679184

>>12679181
I wasn't aware the definition of elf had changed overnight.

>> No.12679185

>>12679182
>Dad is one handed Amos Moses

>> No.12679187
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>>12679184

>> No.12679188
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12679188

Your wolfu wants to hold hands but you're nervous about those BIG RAZOR CLAWS.
What can you do?

>> No.12679189

>>12679177

Shirohebi, kind of. They have that whole pseudo-mindcontrol flame ability.

>You WILL love me.
>Ufufufu.

>> No.12679190

>>12679185
Oh yeah.

>> No.12679192

>>12679188
Why would I be worried?

>> No.12679193
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>>12679188
Hold them anyway, and tell her I love her regardless.

>> No.12679194

>>12679177

A shotgun monster.
There's a shotgun monster, right?

>> No.12679196

>>12679194
No.

>>12679189
They seem more the type to hold a knife to your throat and passionately kiss you, than shove a shotgun into your back and forcfully make a proper woman out of their daughter because the two of you "rolled in some hay".

>> No.12679197

>>12679194

There's a lantern monster, an umbrella monster, a doll monster... so maybe?

But if I recall my Japanese lore, those object-possessing spirits manifest in old, well cared-for objects. So maybe some American gun-nut who really took good care of and often used his gun collection would end up passing on a gun-girl harem to his son?

>> No.12679200

>>12679197
1911 is best girl.

>> No.12679201

>>12679200
Pinkerton, please.

>> No.12679205

>>12679200
>1911
>not CZ-75-chan
The gun nut who passes on his harem is hickok45

>> No.12679208

>>12679205
1911 is a reliable gun and has been for over 100 years.
Sure, she doesn't have the capacity of the slutty Glock, nor the ability to kill Grizzly Bears or Elephants without aiming for certain spots like S&W 500 chan, but she'll always be reliable.

>> No.12679211

>>12679197

>ara ara christmas cake HMG
>fawning onee-san LMG
>genki sempai assault rifle
>kuudere sempai sniper rifle
>tsundere shotgun
>tomboy machine pistol
>loli imouto pistol

Damn, this would make a good story if it weren't so similar to the premise of Upotte.

>> No.12679213

>>12679208
You'd have to spend a long time keeping her clean, lubing her up and scrubbing her lewd nooks and crannies. She'd also be ara ara~ as fuck, because she's 103.
>Oh my, this young man loves to pull my trigger all the time
>are you sure you wouldn't want a younger Wondernine?
>>12679211
yeah, Upotte isn't even that good. but the guns are cute.

>> No.12679219

>>12679211
>Petite Derringer that likes to hide in places
>Ara ara PKM
>Not-Balalaika Dragunov
>Kuudere FN Five-Seven
>Very wise and sage-like Double Barrel Shotgun, and her trashy and childish smaller sister
>Pretty manly BAR and she likes cute things
>Elephant Rifle-chan, and her jolly attitude

>> No.12679223

>>12679213
>"W-wait! if you scrub there I'll-!"
>"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNN~!"

>> No.12679227

>>12679219
Christmas Cake AR-18
>never bought by a standing army, copied by multiple armies
>always alone, looking for an armed group that doesn't wear ski masks and shoot at cops and British soldiers

>> No.12679230

>>12679223
>ara ara, he made my hammer drop

>> No.12679236

>>12679227
Charming M1Garand with vocal tic.
>Saw a lot of action at one point
>She's no longer out on the front lines anymore
>Will go PING every now and then

>> No.12679239

>>12679236
GMILF Nugget
>has been in about every war since 1900
>been around the block more times than you've fapped
>turns boys into men
>Cosmoline

>> No.12679241

>>12679230
>Ara ara, I love it when you're rough with me~
>Ara, you got me custom fitted parts for increased accuracy, stability, and handling? You charmer, you~

>> No.12679247

>>12679241
>Finicky Mauser pistol headmistress
>every thing has to be just so
>load up her stripper clip and watch her go crazy on Schnellfeuer
I think we've gone full /k/

>> No.12679249

>>12679239
I'd clean her with my tool, if you get what I mean.

>>12679247
I think we may have.

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>"You've been a naughty fly, Anon."
>"I think some punishment is in order, no?"

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>all these gun nuts
The time has come, the Selkie said, to talk of other things! Of fluff, of pastries and home cooking!

>> No.12679261

>>12679257
Y-yes?

>> No.12679262

>>12679258
>Selkie
don't make me club you

>> No.12679264

>>12679258
Would you eat pastries made by a Dragon girl?

>> No.12679267

>>12679261
Don't do it. You experience hand holding, cuddling, kissing, spooning, and missionary position.

>> No.12679268

>>12679262
>don't make me club you
What, you don't like Selkie?
>>12679267
KYAAA~!

>> No.12679271

>>12679264
Sure, but would they be any good?

>> No.12679272

>>12679268
He could just be a Canadian

>> No.12679298

>>12679205
>Not wanting to one day inherit a mysterious P38, who dresses snappy and talks with a heavy german accent, but can't handle thunderstorms, car backfires, or fireworks, so she abandons her haughtiness to sneak into your bed and huddle there like her own private bunker

>> No.12679303 [SPOILER] 
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12679303

In case some of you missed the Halloween special of Laska and Charon

>> No.12679304

>>12679303
Why... but this is LEWD!

>> No.12679306

>>12679303
>Charon
>pink skin instead of blue
I don't know what to believe in anymore.

>> No.12679315

>>12679298
>Dress snappy
Oh are we going to get a Lupin III joke?
>Heavy German Accent.
Disappointment Intensifies.

>> No.12679321

>>12678853
So I finished this story in a single go, just to see if I could.

Enjoy the Noir-ish escapades of Johnny Cohen, and his partner in vigilante justice, Hildegarde the Valkyrie!

Also present in the tale: A Succubut, a Tanuki, an Oomukade and a Nightmare! At least!

>> No.12679322

>>12679306
Have a sub-par 2 minute shop then.

https://i.imgur.com/deTS8b1.png

>> No.12679323

>>12679322
Faith in the natural order of things restored. Thank you anon.

>> No.12679354
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12679354

Hiya! What can I get you today?

>> No.12679357

>>12679354
I'll take a Cheeseburger with a side of chicken tenders and some Goat's milk.

>> No.12679359

>>12679357
Does this look like a milk bar to you, droog?

>> No.12679361

>>12679359
Well it's a horroshow place!

>> No.12679365

>>12679361
>horrorshow
That's not very harasho.

>> No.12679384

>>12679354
That's a boy.

>> No.12679386

>>12679384
Boobs.

>> No.12679387

>>12679386
You haven't fapped to enough trap doujins then friend.

>> No.12679390

>>12679387
Believe anon, BELIEVE. It's a girl until I see evidence to the contrary.

>> No.12679396

>>12679390
That's the kind of attitude that makes you get a big surprise when you go to their bedroom.

>> No.12679401

>>12679396
Living life on the edge, nothing ventured nothing gained.
...also being an Alp, but some girls are into that sort of thing.

>> No.12679404

>>12679401
u wot

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>>12679404
You'll figure it out, but by then it will be too late. Here's a Dragon with heterochromatic eyes to confuse you.

>> No.12679416

>>12679404

Come on, Anon. If you want some excitement, you gotta bear the mark of your scars. Can't have a proper adventure without shedding blood underneath the stars, 'knowhatI'msayin'?

>> No.12679417

>>12679416
>Yo where all da human boyz at?
Are we being racist now?

>> No.12679420

Is there truly anything better than inseminating your monster waifu and then drifting off to sleep together?

>> No.12679421

>>12679420
Falling asleep with you firstborn daughteru cradled between you?
Your firstborn daughteru's wedding?

>> No.12679433

>>12679420
>>12679421

Taking a comfy nap with your waifu in your arms in a hammock in a warm, quiet day as a refreshing wind blows softly.

>> No.12679434

>>12679420
If they were real.

>> No.12679435

>>12679420
Destroying your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentation of their women?

>> No.12679442

>>12679435
This man know.

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>>12679435
You, I like you. And so does my nerdy sister.

>> No.12679492

>>12679144
>Listen to gut
>kiilllll mmmoonnssteerrr giiirrrlllss
>KIIIILLL MMMOOONNNSSTTEEERRRR GIIIIRRRRLLLSSS!

I think this is a bad idea anon.

>> No.12679495

>>12679492
You ate a paladin? That's... unusual.

>> No.12679518

>>12678851
She's afraid of getting sucked down the drain

>> No.12679519

>>12678623
Down to four, where they rest only a single step away from true divinity.

It's not that common. Most myths and interpretations like to stop at just nine tails.

>> No.12679527

>>12678975
He even tracks dirt

>> No.12679529

>>12678995
She even added Anasheeds blasting throughout the whole video

>> No.12679537

>>12679495
I think I might be evil anon or at least incredibly unfortunate when it comes to monster girls.

Like if I was born into MGE world I'd probably end up something terrible like an orphan raised by the church and forcibly covered with tattoos that prevent sexual pleasure. Or worse, scars with tattoos painted over them.

Or when 2017 hits I'll end up hurting all the MGs by accident and get a terrible reputation like that bully episode from Ed Edd'n'Eddy.

>> No.12679544
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12679544

>>12679537
You need sound like you need sexual healing. Be ye not afraid, for 'tis an ancient Elven tradition!

>> No.12679550

>>12679544
It's not rape if it's an elf.

>> No.12679554

>>12679550
Correct!

>> No.12679556

>>12679550
>>12679554
So... does it work both ways?

>> No.12679559
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12679559

>>12678592
I already wrote one with a tentacle girl. Click on my pastebin page, its in there.

Actually I already wrote an ushi oni one too, but its christmas themed and I havent posted it yet. I want you guys in the holiday spirit first.

Here is the tentacle one.

http://pastebin.com/hLBHHWEn

>> No.12679562

>>12679354
Traps...

>> No.12679571

>>12679544
Oh that would be wonde---
>Accidentally drop my books on her foot
Oh god are you okay Elf Lady!
>Her yelping and hopping on one foot leads her to fall over a short stool
>Her arm is broken in 2 places now
>Everyone is staring at me like some kind of villain
>Even the Manticore in the back whispers something about Paladins

P-Please I didn't mean it!

>> No.12679574

>>12679571
I guess that's it, you're broken and can't be fixed. You are hereby sentenced to become Matango feed.

>> No.12679579

>>12679559
If she wasn't so moist I would totally be up for dating a tentacle girl.

>> No.12679580

>>12679574
>The Matango spores irritate his nose
>He sneezes
>The cave is filled with flammable non-odorous natural gasses
>The pressure waves created by the sneeze knock loose a pebble, which knocks loose a rock which knocks a stone which hits another stone and creates a spark which ignites the gass and incinerates the entire matango spawning grounds
>The guards are too scared to go near him to restrain him any further, and he goes home

>> No.12679583

>>12679579
But moistness is a good quality in a woman.

>> No.12679584

>>12679580
If you're going to be like that I don't want to talk to you anymore, you jerk. Go live with the paladins!

>> No.12679585

>>12679580
When did Touma end up in MGE?

>> No.12679590

>>12679574

That's a bit harsh. Put him on the reintegration programme. It's bound to have a success sooner or later.

>> No.12679591

>>12679590
No. Beyond redemption. Must be banished. Evil. Evil! EVIL!

>> No.12679596

>>12679559
You're doing gods work anon.

>> No.12679599

>>12679574
I guess it's for the best...

Here let me just put my 3" knife on the table along with my backpack since I no longer need it.

>Start walking towards the matango
>The pack falls over pushing the knife closer to the edge of the table
>I turn around to fix it since it's dangerous like that
Ugh, let me just mo--
>I trip and my hand strikes the knife handle launching it behind me
>A loud cry from the Matango
>The knife is jammed into the wall behind her and her head mushroom is on the floor
Oh god are you ok--
>KEEP MAN AWAY, KEEP MAN AWAY, PAIN, MAN AWAY KEEP AWAY
Please I can help you!
>Start jogging towards her
>She falls backward trying to escape me
>One of her legs breaks off from the base while the other stays connected
>She's screaming now
I...I didn't! That wasn't me!
>Echidna Teacher says I'm excused to go home
>Whispers in the halls from everyone as I walk home
>Punch a wall in despair
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING DAMN IT!
>The whispers get worse

>> No.12679602

>>12679599
I'm not trying to be mean, even though it's going to sound like I am.
But honestly, when you write like that it sounds incredibly cringey. Fuck I'm cringing myself into a cocoon reading this shit.

>> No.12679605

>>12679583
Not if she's dead.

>> No.12679608

>>12679602
He's just on another level that you will never understand.

>> No.12679612

>be at graduation
>CC Dragon teacher's been eyeing you all year long
>she tells you at the ceremony she 'has a special gift for you at her home'
>ohshitthisiswhatI'vebeenwaitingforallyear
>get to her house, and get hit on the head with something blunt
>probably a bat
>you wake up tied to her bed in a room filled with pictures of you
>some of your old clothes you gave to goodwill are there too
>you see some pictures of you with some girls at your bro's sweet 16 two years back
>all of their faces have an x on them
>you remember that Jinko girl who died in that car accident
>ohshitthisisn'twhatI'vebeenwaitingforallyear
>suddenly the door opens and your teacher is standing there nude, and with a smile that would put a Cheshire to shame
>"now you will forever be apart of my 'treasure hoard' dear"

>> No.12679615

>>12679602
>>12679599

I like it.

>> No.12679617

>>12679612
This aint what I signed up for man. I wanted it to be like that one story of the dragon history teacher.

>> No.12679618

>>12677771
Adorable.

>> No.12679622

>>12679612
I'll gladly be a part of a christmas dragon's horde.

Is it hoard or horde?

I keep forgetting which is a stash of treasure and which is a mob of barbarians.

>> No.12679624

>>12679617
sorry, creepy yandere end IS BEST END

>> No.12679625

>>12679622
I forget too, but I always remember in WoW, it's spelled 'Horde'
>tfw video games help you remember everyday things

>> No.12679628

>>12679622
Hoard is the actual stash of treasure, or just a stash of anything. To horde is to create a hoard, but there is also the horde that is like you said a mob. I need to stop saying these words, they're loosing their meaning.

>> No.12679630
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12679630

>>12679625
Lok-tar Ogar!

>> No.12679633

>>12679628
>loosing

>> No.12679634

>>12679624
No it isn't.

>> No.12679638

>>12679633
Shut up, I just woke up.

>> No.12679648

>>12679612

It's better than I expected!

>> No.12679651

>>12679602
That's the point anon.

Imagine if I became a Paladin though, the Demon Lord herself would eventually come down from on high to deal with me for hurting her precious "children" and I'd just throw all my shit on the ground and beg her to deal with me once and for all.

Then it starts again.

>She trips on the hilt of the sword on the way over
>Try to catch her
>She rights herself with her wings while falling and I end up pushing her
>She falls for real this time and cuts her hand

I'd be the unwitting champion of mankind, the mighty Dunda Paladin, dying after a long life without ever having scored.

At least I'd be rolling in Angel / Ilias pussy in the afterlife provided the curse doesn't follow me there too.

>> No.12679659

>>12679634
Yandere is always best end. But a yandere Dragon sounds genuinely terrifying.

>> No.12679662
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12679662

>>12679651
Illias is preparing a special place in Hell for you though. She's evil like that.

>> No.12679668

>>12679662
You mean that nice portion inhabited solely by good people that just had the wrong faith?

I'm fine with this.

>> No.12679670

>>12679668
>You mean that nice portion inhabited solely by good people that just had the wrong faith?
Dante, your self-insert fanficton is shitty and you should feel shitty.

>> No.12679671

Hello friends, Trader Anon here. GOOD NEWS EVERYONE! I finished the recap of our Naval Adventures so if you ever get lost or want to get on the Love Boat I have a short version for you all to read to catch up.
You can read it right here. http://pastebin.com/16GqUKYe
I'll start in about an hour so get ready for a gr8 da8 m8s with an appendages beauty, and if there are any last minute voter vote here http://strawpoll.me/2941112..

>> No.12679677

>>12679671
WOO!

>> No.12679682

>>12679670
I liked dante's interpretation.

As long as you're a good person you can wander a giant eternal field with grass and stone towers and shit with your waifu and talk to other cool people who did nothing wrong.

Contrast that with the fields of asphalt in greek underworld where you wander a giant barren field along with everyone else who did nothing wrong but wasn't born with a god's blood or talented because of fate and shit.

>> No.12679684

Any EMG news in the past month or so? Last I saw was English translations for mamma Miia

>> No.12679689

>>12679684
Quick trans version of PapiMami happened.

>> No.12679692

>>12679682
>Dante's interpretation
It was a self-insert fanfiction where he berated his personal and political enemies. It's a shit. A SHIT!

>> No.12679697

>>12679692
Nah, it's cool.

Also, the main purpose of the novel wasn't his self-insert. He was trying to make a dedication to a woman he had loved but had perished at a young age. The person who guides him through heaven after visiting hell was that woman, her name was beatrice I think.

>> No.12679699

>>12679697
>treating me like I haven't read it
Anon, stop. It was shit. I'm not going to talk to you about it any more than that. Talk Monster Girls.
Here's a thought: Deep Blue Sea, but with Shark Girls!

>> No.12679711

>>12679612
>>12679634
>>12679659
>There, there dear, it will be alright once you stop crying.
>Why would you want to see your parents? They don't matter now that we're together.
>Do you not love me enough anon?
>The only family you'll love is myself and our precious daughters.
>A boy? Don't be ridiculous, dear. We would obviously just have an abortion.
>Okay, okay, we can do adoption. Calm down.
>Now let's see if your up to the task.
>I was born to a large family and I want my daughters to have the same childhood.
>We're going for at least eight girls dear.
>So stop crying and get hard already!

>> No.12679722

>>12679711
>We would obviously just have an abortion
Not in my headcanon dear. Now give me enough boys to make a football team.

>> No.12679732

>>12679711
>doesn't want a boy

Absolute thrash.

>> No.12679737

>>12679711
Sounds like an abusive, shit girl.

>> No.12679739

>>12679457

I always liked Scanty. Kneesocks is amazing too, but Scanty is just so emotional that it's cute.

>> No.12679743

>>12679457
>those faces

hurr durr

>> No.12679748

>>12679671
>Vote for Holy Magic
>I'm the only one
Don't pull a dick DM move and have us fight a Death Knight Trader Anon. Please.

>> No.12679759

What would a yandere Kikimora be like?

>> No.12679760

>>12679748
I keep no promises
>>12679671
You find yourself enthralled with the books' content, and read more and more into the night. As the moon rises to the top of the sky you begin to feel the weight of your exhaustion hinder your reading. You come up with the bright idea to try and use Light Rejuvenation whispering the incantation you point your staff to yourself and feel a warm glow and a bit less tired to keep reading even more. For an extra hour you take in and practice magic before your body just says 'no' and you pass out.
The morning comes strong once again as you groggily wake up and rub your eyes, seeing you fell asleep onto your books, you open up a pocket watch and see the time was 10 in the morning, too late to see the Underwater Exploration team you gather. You stretch yourself awake and take a shower and get dressed thinking you still had the day ahead before your date with Octavia, you needed something to do until then.
http://strawpoll.me/2965944

>> No.12679761

>>12679759
I think there are 1 or 2 greentexts about that.

>> No.12679762

>>12679748
Anon what if it's a Sexy Death Knight?
Don't you want her to dom us before Trader Anon asspulls us a win?

>> No.12679764
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>>12679699
>Enough! That's enough now, from all of you!
>You think shark girls are fast? You should see harpies
>They move like they have only one thing in mind
>Like they know they've ruled the world once and got a taste for rape
>When the harpies came, it took us a week to climb out of their village
>And somewhere, we lost hope
>Now I don't know exactly when we turned on each other
>I just know that 7 of us escaped the village but only 5 made it out
>Now we took an oath, that I'm breaking now
>Swore that we said it was the harpy that took the other 2 but it wasn't
>Nature can be lethal but it doesn't hold a candle to man
>Now you've seen how bad things can get and how quick they can get that way
>Well they can get a whole lot worse
>So we're not going to fight anymore!
>We're going to pull together and find a way to get out of here!
>First we're going to seal off this ho
>Sharkgirl tears out of the water and wraps him with her arms and tail before plunging back into the water

>> No.12679765

>>12679612
>>12679711
>years pass, your spirit is broken, you have 3 cute daughters
>but you still have hope
>one day as your 'wife' is having her way with you MGCPD breaks down the door
>puts her in cuffs, unties you and puts a blanket over you
>the next couple of months is a whirlwind of interviews and paperwork
>apparently CC teacher had faked your death after graduation
>made it look like a drunk driving accident
>for years no one but her knew you existed
>until your oldest let it slip that daddy 'was always tied up'
>now you live back at home with your parents
>no college education
>no job
>three daughters that need to be fed
>well, you're boned
but such is the life in MGC

>> No.12679772

>>12679765
>keeping the rapebabies

For what purpose?

>> No.12679778

>>12679772
Well, they're yours after all, and they don't have the fault for their mother's sins.

>> No.12679780

>>12679772
>not loving your daughterus
Anon, I...

>> No.12679789

>>12679759

See >>12674969

>> No.12679791

>>12679772
A man's got to take care of his daughterus. It's his duty.

And what else are you going to do, just NEET it up at your parent's?

>> No.12679805

>>12679778
>>12679780
>>12679791
The second the opportunity presents itself, sell the brats and fuck off somewhere. Some bitch steals my future and I'm supposed to just take it? To hell with that.

>inb4 asshurt comments about fatherhood and loving your daughterus

Fuck y'all.

>> No.12679809

>>12679805
Why are you taking your revenge on your own daughterus who did nothing? At least put them in an orphanage if you hate them that much.

You are a despicable person, please burn in hell.

>> No.12679811

>>12679809
No, that's where the mother went after I put a hit out on her.

>> No.12679820

>>12679764
Samuel L. Jackson fighting off a squad of Lamia assassins when?

>> No.12679822

>>12679590
Yeah, the matango feed sentence should only be given to the most hardened criminals, like serial virgins or paladin terrorists.

>> No.12679824

>>12679765
This sounds like the start of a healing story

Maybe the MC meets up with a single-mom MG of a few kids, her hubby's either dead or worse

Ryu mom could come back and try to fuck things up but ultimately fails, either by death or ending back up in prison, because fuck yandere

>> No.12679826

>>12679820
More like Samuel L. Jackson joining the mile-high club when?

>> No.12679832

>>12679765
>>12679824
This is one of the cases where dicking the daughteru is fine.

>> No.12679834

>>12679826
But who else is going to protect that shota the lamia assassins are after?

>> No.12679835

>>12679834
He is, duh. It takes like 10 hours to have sex with a Lamia, so the plane will have landed and the shota will have moved on by the time they're finished.

>> No.12679836

>>12679824
It was a dragon, not a ryu.

Ryu means dragon, lol.

Was that you intent?

>> No.12679841

>>12679832
>implying there is ever a bad situation to dick the daughteru

Apart from ntr'ing the boyfriend if she has one. Maybe.

>> No.12679845

>>12679822
>Serial Virgins

>>12679832
No! No it isn't anon!

>> No.12679847

>>12679836
I swear I read Ryu originally, lack of coffee and dealing with this freak blizzard has me scatterbrained

>> No.12679851

>>12679760
You decided to open up shop until it was time for your date. You turned the sign to Open and sat down still feeling a bit tired. A few old ladies came in looking for ingredients for dinner, looking around as some Navy men came in asking for some weapons, one was even kind enough to pay for one of the lady's shopping of 50 silver along with their purchase of some weapons coming out to 1,100 gold. The other ladies each made their shopping taking 3 gold worth of meat, fruit, vegetables and drinks. As the day went on you found the hustle and bustle had slowed down, you leaned back to shut your eyes for just a second when you heard to store bell ring. "Afternoon, how can I help you..."
You leaned your head down to see it was the Captain from your first night here. "Ahoy Laddie. Mind if I have a chat?"
"Depends, do you have anything you want to buy to go with it?"
"Got some booze?"
"Cheap stuff is 10 silver, good stuff 25 and the REAL good stuff is 50." He places a gold coin down.
"Two of the real good stuff." You take the coin and hand him two bottles of strong rum figuring a sea captain like him would appreciate it. As he took it, he gripped the top of the bottle and somehow with just squeezing it popped the cork and downed some.
"I'll cut to the chase laddie. Remember when I said you should consider joining the Navy?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I'm BEGGING you this time. I was doing some thinkin last night as I drank myself stupid. Our town doesn't have much in terms of safety, I'm old, Sharla is good but reckless, by the by I warned you not to hit on her."
"Yeah sorry about that."
"I have a son but he'd rather look for treasure than help protect the city. Look laddie I know you have this shop here, but willing volunteers are shrinking every month. We need someone new lad, and if you can use magic like the crew said than you'd be a great asset to the Navy."
The Captain began tearing up.
"I begging ya lad, I got a family I want safe."
http://strawpoll.me/2966375

>> No.12679852

>>12679845
Did you already forget what happened when MGs are denied the P, dick police kun?

>> No.12679854

>>12679835
>10 hours to have sex with a Lamia
>a Lamia

That's why there's a squad of them, anon, that Shota would be raped to kingdom come if SLJ gave in to them

Besides, you know Sam Jackson would have some fine-ass pussy waiting for him at home

>> No.12679856
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12679856

It should be a man's greatest honor to take care of and to watch his daughteru bloom into a loving and upstanding daughter and member of society. What gross pity it is for a human to grow old and decrepit without ever having laid a bandage on your daughteru's knee after she fell from the swing.

>> No.12679857

>>12679854
>implying SLJ wouldn't do the entire squad at once
Are you saying he doesn't have unlimited sex drive? Are you? ARE YOU?!?

>> No.12679858

>>12679857
No, but he's only human, and a professional assassination squad would have figured something like that in. Strength in numbers

>> No.12679859

>>12679858
There's no safety in numbers when the right one walks through the door.

>> No.12679863

>>12679856
Shut up Socrates, you're not real.

>> No.12679865

>>12679856
Shut the fuck up Socrates.

>> No.12679871

>>12679859
>Right one

Samuel L Jackson, Neutron Star Dense Harem MC, and Dunda Paladin are the only people who could manage it.

>> No.12679874

>>12679871
>Rance
>every faceless fat guy ever
You can do better.

>> No.12679877

>>12679851
Come on guys, yvan eht nioj!

>> No.12679878

>>12679874
I didn't think Rance needed to be specified since he can do anything.

>> No.12679889

Would you go to a garden cafe is the waitresses were Alraunes and other Plant MGs dressed in maid outfits?

>> No.12679893

>>12679889
Sounds suspicious, but sure, why not? I'll take my Dragonfu there so I can be safe. Who knows, she might ideas for gardening.

>> No.12679898

>>12679889
Sure. I'll just bring my Salamander childhood friend in case they try something though

>> No.12679899

>>12678144
>Also, it appears that it's a hit with people outside the country, too.
>What the hell.
Aw shit.

>> No.12679900

>>12679851
"This is a pretty big commitment you're asking me sir. I've just started this shop up, and I've just started learning more magic. I understand where you're coming from, I want a family myself and I want to keep them safe. But I need to take some time to think it over." The Captain sighed and turned around.
"Well if you find your answer come to the town hall, and ask for Captain Argus." The Captain walked out with his bottles, with a bit of a stagger from the booze.
You sat back and looked up at the ceiling thinking about his words carefully and about your shop. You knew how to be a merchant, you knew every con trick and how to avoid or counter them, you knew nothing of Naval laws and battles. The ringing of the bell signaling another customer snapped you out as you made a 500 gold sale on a fulls set of armor.
Afternoon was becoming night and you closed up to get ready for your date, dressing up in your best shirt and jacket. Suddenly a horrible realization hit you as you got to the door "I NEVER ASKED WHERE TO MEET UP! SHIT!"
You heard a knocking and opened it.
"Sorry we're clo..." It was Octavia, dressed in a black dress and wearing white gloves on her hands and tentacles.
"H-Hi, I never asked where to meet so I looked up where you lived." You were stunned at how beautiful she looked.
"You look amazing."
"U-Uh thanks! S-So where do you want to go?"
http://strawpoll.me/2966557

>> No.12679902

>>12679559
I liked it as it is, wouldn't mind if it war heavier on rape , but again, I liked it. Not crazy about sounding, but with this girl I suppose it's to be expected.

>> No.12679903

Which monstergirl appendage (which isn't a human hand) gives the best backrubs and head massages?

I'm leaning towards a dragon here, because of those big, sharp claws which they still have perfect control over. Tender backscratches by a dragon would be great.
But can they be topped by anything?

>> No.12679905

>>12679903
A thick tentacle back massage from >>12675573

>> No.12679907

>>12679878
He can't not rape.

>> No.12679908

>>12679907
That's not true, he's had consensual sex.

>> No.12679911

>>12679900
>All these people voting on dinner
YOU FOOLS TRADER ANON WANTS THAT
FAT OCTOPUS INCOMING

>> No.12679912

>>12679559
>a series of onaholes
>sounding
>guaranteed simultaneous orgasms
Acceptable.

>> No.12679914

>>12679905
Extra suction cup action to work out those deeper tensions? Even if it leaves you with suction markings on your skin?

>> No.12679916

>>12679911
He has the right to enjoy his fetishes even if we don't like them.

>> No.12679920

>>12679765
I'd read a story following rape victim anon and his three rapebabies.

>> No.12679921

>>12679903
>which isn't a human hand
Damn. I was going to say Kunoichi because acupressure.

>> No.12679922

>>12679003
I like it.

>> No.12679924

>>12679914
That sounds lewd. Like after the massage you'd have sucker marks on you.

MGs would see them and giggle or 'Ara ara~' as you walk past blushing.

>> No.12679927

>>12679908
But he still can't go without raping someone every once in a while.

>> No.12679931

>>12679921
I think that's the sort of thing which you'd see being unique to kunoichi, given their regular skillset. Or if not unique, then at least practised more frequently by.
Heck, I think that's a fine idea.

>> No.12679943

>>12679585
It was one of the Alternate worlds that Othinus made for him. She raped him to death as each mg species.

>> No.12679945

>>12679943
If only Touma were so lucky...

>> No.12679954

>>12679945
>the first girl who raped him was a Thunderbird
>She went overboard and zapped the nerves in his dick to death
>So now he can't even feel how hard he'd being raped
Fukou da.

>> No.12679965

>>12679954
Was the Biribird flat?

>> No.12679967

>>12679911
I said I wouldn't do that this time
>>12679900
"How about a nice dinner date?"
"That sounds lovely, I know a place that serves the best mix of traditional and seafood."
"Lead the way then." You checked your coat pockets for the money and walked off, holding her hand as the town of you walked through town. Heading towards the area of the main gate she shows a fairly large restaurant with a fair mix of well dressed townsfolk and the upper class. "Here we are. I hope they have room."
The two of you walked in and hear the soothing sounds of a violin being played as you are greeted at the front by a well dressed man.
"Table for one human and one monster person?"
"Yes please." You responded.
"Very well, this way please." The man lead you to a circular booth and seated you two together.
She grabbed the menus with her tentacles and handed you each one. You looked down through the menu, seeing foods you'd scantly heard of and some you flat out never heard of, finally a waiter showed up and bowed to you two. "May I take your orders?"
"Yes I'll take the Spaghetti with a side of the fresh oyster meat."
"And the Madam?"
"Yes what is this Sue-shi?"
"Ah that, a delicacy of our newest chef, all the way from an island nation in the east. It is and assortment of Raw fish wrapped in rice and edible sea kelp." Octavia's eyes glistened.
"A Foreign food you say? I wish to try this."
"Very well." The waiter left with the menus as the two of you were left alone.
You looked into each other's eyes as you grabbed her human hand, rubbing it softly. Just then there was a commotion, a drunken patron.
"Sir, please calm down."
"CALM DOWN! YOU TELLING ME THIS WINE COSTS 5 GOLD!? I'VE HAD SALT WATER THAT TASTES BETTER!"
http://strawpoll.me/2966735

>> No.12679970

>>12679965
Flat and Tsun. And a shit.

>> No.12679971

>>12679954
This is why if was to end up in a MGC High setting as a student. I would hope I wouldn't be bullied by a Thunderbird who gives me constant electric shocks.

>> No.12679975

>>12679970
10032 best Misaka.

>> No.12679979

>>12679967
Never don't back down.
Step in, my vote says.

>> No.12679980

>>12679954
>Thunderbird
>>She went overboard and zapped the nerves in his dick to death
Does anyone have that urethral zapper vibe post cap saved?

>> No.12679983

>>12679979
*Not never don't back down.

I shouldn't try to be a smartass when I'm not fully coherent.

>> No.12679986

>>12679980
...something like that exists? I'm disgusted and aroused.

>> No.12679990

>>12679975
Worst is best. Though, 10032 is acceptable. Will is true best girl though. Yeah, I can't make my mind up, they're all pretty based. shame the original is so meh.

>> No.12679991

>>12679986
Apparently so.

>> No.12680003

>>12679986
Here's an ad for them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG_bEZOdeOc

>> No.12680004

>>12679979
>>12679983
Maybe YOU'RE the angry drunkard we're stopping

>> No.12680010

>>12680003
>The Finns
Why the hell are they called that?

>> No.12680013

>>12679954
>>12679980

>Thunderbirds going overboard with dickzapping

Why is this not a thing yet?

>> No.12680014

>>12680010
Looks like a lot of their products have men's names.

>> No.12680021

>>12680013
Because none of us are that masochistic?

>> No.12680022

>>12680013
I'd rather read a story about a Thunderbird zapping the cum out of a dick.

>> No.12680025

>>12680021
>>12680022

I was thinking more of a comedic approach to it, not masochistic.

>> No.12680026

>>12680004
'Oo yer callin' an angry drunkard?!
I'm only on me twelfth facken bottle!

>> No.12680028

>>12680013
That you murder kun? Don't you have some snuff videos to be fapping to?

>> No.12680029

>>12680013
I could really go for MG bully story.

>> No.12680033

>>12680025
What do you find funny about getting your dick zapped?

>> No.12680036

>>12680028
>murder kun
Do we have a new weirdo, or is this Mr. Necropedo again?

>> No.12680038

>>12680026
Settle down, Shane McGowan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2M7snEx1zs

>> No.12680042

>>12680022
>she boils him cum into gas the moment it spurts from his dick
>gets off while breathing in the cum-fumes

>>12680036
Different dude. I assume.

>> No.12680043

>>12680033
Nutshots are funny. Just make her the main character. It can be like a slapstick romantic comedy, where she zaps him when he fucks her too hard.

>> No.12680047

>>12680042
>cum sniffing
Is this MG junkie behavior? Are there girls who inject cum?

>> No.12680053
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12680053

http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR

So, an update to Paladin Reintegration Programme from line 364.

This time: group therapy, betrayal, poorly thought out plot advancements and MORE!
It's a little different, but maybe it'll work out.

>> No.12680054

>>12680036
An anon who wants stories of MGs killing their mates. He was here earlier, asking for a story of a succubus draining a man to death.

>>12680043
>nutshots are funny

I hope a Rottweiler mauls you and rips your nuts off you fucking faggot.

>> No.12680055

>>12680047
>>12680042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33VOGilOT0w

>> No.12680057

>>12680054
>I hope a Rottweiler mauls you and rips your nuts off you fucking faggot.
Why are you this mad? Plenty of comedies feature nut shots. There's dozens of nut shot compilations on Youtube.

>> No.12680066

>>12680028
Why the fuck must we add "-kun" at the end of an anons nickname?

>> No.12680068

>>12680055
awww shit.

>> No.12680076

>>12680068
I remember watching that ep with friends who had never seen Heavy Metal, and none of them got why I was laughing so hard

>> No.12680078

>>12680053
Finally.

>> No.12680082

>>12680057
Someone getting hit in the nuts by accident can be funny. Purposely hitting someone there for the sake of comedy should get you insta warped to hell to have your balls crushed by a sledgehammer for the rest of eternity.

As for why obviously I has hit in the nuts pretty hard. I walked like a cowboy for thee weeks.

>> No.12680090

>>12680066
Habit. That monsterboy pushing fag was the start o it all. He was dubbed fujoshit kun and things went on from there.

>> No.12680093

>>12680053
Yes loved the ending.

>> No.12680094

>>12679967
1/2
You stand up as Octavia looks to you. "Anon?"
You walked over to the scene as the drunk man pushes the worker. "Excuse me sir? You're causing a ruckus, and ruining the meals of the good people here."
"SHADDAP! I WORK 9-7 EVERY DAY TRYING TO MAKE ENDS MEET, I CATCH ME A BIG ONE, HAVE SOME MONEY TO HAVE A DECENT MEAL AND THESE CON ARTISTS GIVE ME OVERPRICED GRAPE JUICE!?"
"Sir Please, it is our finest wine."
"THOUGH I TOLD YOU TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!" The man went to punch the worker as you pulled your staff out from a handle custom tailored into your jacket by you dad and pointed it at the man's chair.
"Wind Blast." A swirl of wind appeared under the chair and swept him onto it.
"Da fuck?"
With a twirl of your wrist the chair began to spin with the man on it 10 times before you landed it. You then used it to push a trash bin under the man as he puked.
"Sorry for the disturbance ladies and gentlemen, please return to your business." You say as you sit back down, some of the people cheering and wondering if that was a show.
"Sorry about that." You said to Octavia who was beaming.
"Anon! That was amazing! You really can do magic!" You smirked and held her hands again.
"Not as magic as your beauty." She blushed as you leaned in.
She saw it and let you come in to kiss her, you heard a squirt and felt her face scrunch but she didn't break it, she brought you in closer. "I-I'm sorry. I'm such a child, inking over nothing."
"Shhh. It's okay." Soon you two were handed your meals.
You found the oyster meat nice, soft and moist and the spaghetti wasn't too strong on the sauce and the noodles were nice and soft making it easy to eat, and Octavia found herself enjoying the Sushi, eating it at a fairly quick pace.
"My that was quite good, even this 'wah-sabi.' they give you with it." You cleaned a bit of said wasabi with a napkin and payed for your meal, a total of 7 gold for the food and the 'finniest wine' you wanted to try.

>> No.12680104

>>12680047
>shota bongs/hookahs
>they're just shotas tied to a table on their backs
>various monstergirl venoms are used to keep them erect
>participating monstergirls take turns "taking hits" by impaling themselves on the shota, then having sex with them until they cum
>the shota's cum is then extracted and vaporised in the hookah device itself
>monstergirls get high in a room full of gaseous cum
>shota has to smell his own burnt semen while he's tied down and raped repeatedly

Here you go KC, this lore's on the house.

>> No.12680113

>>12680104

That sounds masochist-tier distasteful.

>> No.12680114

>>12679069
I'd like to do all of these, but knowing myself, I'd probably end up sitting in the corner drawing tanks blow each other up.

Alone.

>> No.12680119

>>12680094
(I am aware the other option is ahead but I was already mostly done with this option when I saw, apologies, also I didn't expect 9 people to vote)
2/2
You two walked along the boards of the streets feeling the cold sea air on your faces as Octavia moved her hair back. "I love the sea breeze, don't you?"
"Wouldn't know, only my third day here."
"Oh! That's right you just moved in, I am so forgetful."
"It's fine. I like it though, being here."
"I like you being here too." Octavia blushed and covered her mouth and another squirt noise went off. This time you could see it through the black dress.
"Damn! I-I'm so sorry! I swear I try to overcome this!" You smile and take her hands.
"It's fine, it's endearing."
"It's childish! Even adolescents learn to not ink themselves." You bring her closer her eyes fixated on yours.
"Then you're a child at heart."
"You certainly make me feel as such." She pressed her bosom against you and using her tentacles guided your handed onto them, then into her dress as you both kissed under the moonlight before you both broke it and looked into each others eyes.
http://strawpoll.me/2967072

>> No.12680120

>>12680113
Hey, my brain's off the clock now. I can type whatever I want and not feel bad about it until tomorrow morning.

Really though, I though of it as sort of a dark comedy thing you might expect to see in the seedy parts of Monstergirl City.

>> No.12680124
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12680124

>>12679457

Scanty a slut. Kneesocks a cute. I'm gonna lick her horn.

>> No.12680127

>>12680124
I'd rub my dick on it.
>>12680120
Write an anon enveloping an Oni horn with his dick.

>> No.12680130

>>12680127

She'll only let you do that once season 2 comes out. ;_;

>> No.12680131

>>12680127
>Write an anon enveloping an Oni horn with his dick.

That's too much even for me. I can go as far as slime ouroboros, but not much further than that, I'm afraid.

>> No.12680133

>>12680131
Are you that guy? Why haven't you written it yet?

>> No.12680134

>>12680104
Man, shotas have it rough.

Getting kidnapped, sold into prostitution for some MG thugs, turned into boysluts, made to work in cuddle parlors, made to call some CC they don't know "nee-sama".

And then if you're an orphan you're double screwed, probably ending up in a dark elf orphanage, only to be adopted by some obsessive shirohebi.

And on top of that you're not even free when you reach legal age, what with the shotafication cookes and all.

>> No.12680135

>>12680131
Are you that guy that that Anon from before was talking about? The guy who was making the Slime ouroboros thing?

>> No.12680136

>>12680119
>>12680094
I like this shy octopus girl. Hopefully we can avoid slutting it up around town later. And we should be a wizard. Fuck the navy. Lets get rich selling magic weapons and shit.

>> No.12680139

>>12680119
Ask about her dreams. It's gonna be something cheesy and romantic based on her tastes in books.

>> No.12680141

>>12679188
She looks gangly as fuck. Look at those non-existent muscles. She'd probably have difficulty squatting her own bodyweight.

>> No.12680143

>>12680134
This is why home schooling was made

>> No.12680146

>>12680127
>enveloping an Oni horn with his dick
Maledom sounding sounds amazing. Imagine the girl screaming in disgust as she feels the dick push further and further over her whatever body part.

>> No.12680150

>>12679612
>Bro's Sweet 16
Your bro is an Alp?

>> No.12680151

>>12680146
That is some extreme sounding.

>> No.12680153

>>12680134
>shohebi waifu
>bad

Permanent shotification is ass but come on anon.

>> No.12680154

>>12680127
>>12680146
What the fuck you guys.

>> No.12680155

>>12680133
>>12680135
I've been writing it. I was writing it.
I know I started it back when these threads were still on /a/, but after two data losses and some more personal issues, I've just gotten demotivated over the whole thing.
It's not a lost cause, but I just can't push myself to write it further and be happy with what I type out.

I'm really sorry I've been so shitty about getting it done and out there.

>> No.12680157

>>12680134
Youse a faggot.

>> No.12680160

So what's the best pussy? Wolf pussy? Cat pussy? Plant pussy? Tail pussy? Psuedopenis pussy?

>> No.12680163

>>12680160
Cow pussy.

>> No.12680164

>>12680053
You looked at the lizardgirl's blade as she swung it for the tenth time. Made in China. Pathetic. Did she not know that true Paladin weapons were made in Taiwan?
Heeheehee.

>> No.12680165

>>12680160
>that last one

You fucked up.

>> No.12680166

>>12680160
>Wolf puss
Hugsex best sex.

>> No.12680167

>>12680163
What are the advantageous of bovine pussy?

>> No.12680169

>>12680160
Ophidian minge.
>>12680164
Fuck, I don't quote that correctly.

>> No.12680170

If you break off an oni's horn and eat it, would you gain her strength?

>> No.12680171

>>12680134
A shirohebi waifu is the best thing that can happens to you.

>> No.12680173

>>12680165
How so? It's a long vaginal passage that's incredibly tight. She could give you a pawjob while you're inside.

>> No.12680177

>>12680173
Intravaginal handjobs are only hot if she's fisting herself to do it.

>> No.12680178

>>12680170
I don't think it'd be possible to break it off at all.

>> No.12680181

>>12680167
Its all preference based, I can say one thing and others can say other things but in the end its all about who your waifu is. Because her pussy is the best pussy.

>> No.12680182

>>12680170
No, the only result will be that she becomes a sad, disfigured recluse.

>> No.12680186

>>12680160
Wolf pussy for sure.

>> No.12680188

>>12680173
You're sticking your dick into a dick. No thanks.

>> No.12680189

>>12680134
>only to be adopted by some obsessive shirohebi.

That's probably the best thing that can happen to a shota.

Most shirohebis are jealous as fuck, but as mom material they are probably on the top of the pyramid.

I'd bet she won't even rape the kid, just raise him with love and discipline while doting in any way she can until he finally reaches marrying age.

Then she'll become a lewd as fuck mom who only wears aprons while cooking doing her best to entice him into a marriage.

>> No.12680192

>>12680053
That Timothy guy is such a pussy.

What's wrong with Adam Sandler?

>> No.12680193

>>12680136
But anon we could be Wizard Navymen and shoot magic guns and magic cannonballs.

>> No.12680194

>>12680160
Cat pussy.

>> No.12680195

>>12680170
It would be extremely painful.

>> No.12680196
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12680196

>>12680160

Anon, it should be obvious.

>> No.12680198

>>12680195

Would she die?

>> No.12680199

>>12680188
But it's not a dick?

I'm confused by your statement.

Could you please explain?

>>12680177
I don't really think that's possible, even with fisting. Unless you're talking about like, fucking her pussy and then she somehow gets her paw/hand inside to grab you?

That's horrifying on many levels.

>> No.12680200

>>12680195
>>>/tv/

>> No.12680203

>>12680199
>I don't really think that's possible
I bet it isn't. Doesn't stopthe doujin makers from featuring it happening, though.

>> No.12680207

>>12680199
It outwardly resembles a dick, by being a long tube protruding from the crotch, to such an uncomfortable degree that he doesn't find it appealing.

>> No.12680209

>>12680199
I don't care what you want to call. Any "girl" with a dick, pseudo or otherwise is burn to death tier.

>> No.12680212

>>12680164
Dragon Pussy.

>> No.12680213

>>12680203
I do remember an h-manga that has the chick jacking the guy off while he's fucking her pussy.

>> No.12680214

I have an answer that all will agree!
>>12680160
MG pussy is the best!

>> No.12680215

>>12680160
Red Hot, sweat and sake-scented Oni pussy.

>> No.12680223
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12680223

>>12678648
I want to marry an Amazoness!

>> No.12680226

>>12680203
Why not just a hand/paw job outside the pussy? More comfortable for everyone involved. Probably feels a wee bit better as well. I'd hope.

>>12680207
That's why it's a psuedopenis and not a real dick. It's essentially an elongated clit with labia that have been fused and drawn out. I look at it like a living onahole. I want to fuck one.

>>12680209
That's not nice, anon.

>>12680215
>sweat and sake scented
Well, to each their own.

>> No.12680229

>>12680213
Monsetzu? Where he sticks it in her ass and she jerks him off from the inside? Too bad her cooking almost killed him.

>> No.12680230
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12680230

>> No.12680233

>>12680119
"Octavia do you have any Dreams?"
"Dreams?"
"Yeah, dreams! Ambitions, Goals." You walk up to a lamp post and swing around it and stand on the base.
"I have a dream to become a big shot merchant, making tens of thousand gold a day, and to live in a big house, with a big family. Beautiful wives and cute little kids running around and playing with each other. A big happy family that I can use all the money I earned to live happy and fulfilled lives."
"That's quite ambitious. But multiple wives? Aren't you worried one would feel...neglected." You hop off and walk up to Octavia.
"As long as she loved me I'd love her more than anything and never let her feel that way. So tell me Octavia, what's your dream?"
She blushed before she looked you in the eye. "I want to see the world." She moved towards the water and placed her tentacles in the water.
"All my life I've only seen the outside world through books, I hardly ever leave the town and when I do it's never far. I hear there are islands with snow all over, tropical rainforests with trees as tall as hills! Sandy deserts with wonders of stone, and even things we've yet to see. I want to see that myself, not just in a book, but with my own two eyes."
She looked down and kicked her tentacles around. "But I could never do that, I'm a frail librarian, I have no way to get a ship."
"A ship huh?" You sat down next to her.
http://strawpoll.me/2967395

>> No.12680236

>>12680223
Amazons a shit.

>> No.12680239

>>12680226
>trying to play nice
>passive-aggressively insults others
You're just further showing how much of a piece of shit you are, or how good of a troll you are.

>> No.12680240

>>12680226
Oni don't exactly smell like roses.

http://i.imgur.com/ugDaWmv.jpg

>> No.12680248

>>12678593
http://imgur.com/NvoIKBw

>> No.12680249

>>12680053
Oh my god that ending.

>> No.12680250

>>12680248
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?

>> No.12680251

>>12680236
Que to jodan!

>> No.12680252

>>12680248
wait wut.

>> No.12680253

>>12680233
>These Unanimous votes
I'm not forcing you guys to join
This was just a last chance for you to agree. Do you want me to remake the poll for a fair vote?

>> No.12680256

>>12680251
JODETE TU CABRON!

>> No.12680258

>>12680248
>http://imgur.com/NvoIKBw
>Trader Anon isn't holding a sac of money
>Gracie isn't fat too.
Eh 8/10

>> No.12680259

>>12680104
This sounds like a job for Walker, Texas Ranger

>> No.12680264

>>12680248
>http://imgur.com/NvoIKBw
>not boo on the bitch guy
Missed opportunity.

>> No.12680266

>>12680240
I've never been much of a 'scent' person. Or rather, I guess, scents like sweat and the like have been a huge turn-off for me.

If all Oni smelled like that, then I probably wouldn't be too keen on them.

However, I'll admit to wanting to smell a manticore's mane. I bet it smells a bit like the earth, sunshine, and her.

>> No.12680269

>>12680264
But he was very happy with his living situation, anon.

>> No.12680271

>>12680240
That image is not making it any less appealing you know.

>> No.12680273

>>12680248
>You will never see bitchboys marriage.

>> No.12680278

>>12680236
What the fuck did you just say about her, you little bitch?

Do you seriously mean to tell me that you don't even have enough of a fraction of a brain cell to realize how great Amazonesses are? How loving and kind and protective, how clearly best girl they are? Fucking really? I just can't believe anyone can be that fucking dumb.

I hope you get raped by a beezelbub matango mutant hybrid and spend the rest of your days regretting your shitty little existence. If only you didn't decide to act like a fucking smartass you could have avoided this fate. But no, you had to open your slutty little mouth. Faggot ass fatherfucker.

>> No.12680281

>>12680253
Well I don't really want to join the navy, but I also don't want to promise my wish to a girl on the first date.

>> No.12680284

>>12680278
Amazon warrior copypasta time?

>> No.12680285

>>12680278
3/10

Not enough toppings and the salsa was stale. And amazons are still shit. Matango shit.

>> No.12680287

Which set of monstergirls would make the best highschool harem group?

I don't mean harem in the sense of all of them fucking you, I mean it like all of them trying their best to win your heart while also waging war against the other girls.

I think the entire lamia family does a good job of it.

Fertile Echidna homeroom teacher who ara aras in your ear every day

Deredere shirohebi childhood friend who walks home with you everyday and goes red whenever she holds your hand

Tsundere medusa who sits next to you and insists on doing all her projects with you even if she claims to hate you

Yandere apophis senpai who follows you during lunch and does her best to steal you from the others when she can

Maybe add a wurm or ryuu as a wildcard since they aren't technically lamias but look the part.

>> No.12680290

>>12680271
It's not supposed to.

All the sake goes to their thighs. It's a good thing.

http://i.imgur.com/q1QLpUP.jpg

>> No.12680291

>>12680278
unfinished pasta is the worst.

>> No.12680292

>>12680290
I want to slap her butt until it glows in the dark.

>> No.12680300

>>12680291
Not even pasta. I'm just expressing my rage in the only way I know how.

>>12680285
Take that fucking back, right now.

>> No.12680301

>>12680236
Are you saying you don't want a big strong warrior to cuddle with you and protect you from all the big scary monsters that just want to abuse you?

>> No.12680305

>>12680287
Apophis the type of girl who would whisper your name while kukuku-ing as she writes your name in her notebook a thousand times. You know, to invoke the spell.

>> No.12680306

>>12680300
Why would I retract the truth? Posessive, abusive whores who see a man as nothing more than a housesitting breeding tool.

>>12680301
I'm saying amazons. a. SHIT!!!

>> No.12680308

>>12680287
Holstaurus teacher, Holstaurus nurse, Holstaurus childhood friend, Holstaurus class president, Holstaurus senpai, Holstaurus childhood friend, Holstaurus principle.

>> No.12680309

>>12680287
For me is would be the cast of Seitokai Yakuindomo as Monster Girls.

Where Shino is an Anubis
Aria is an 'Ara ara~' Holstaurus
Suzu is a Baphomet
Ranko is a Crow Tengu
Mutsumi is a pure Lizard Girl
Naruko is a Succubus
Kotomi is a Harpy
Kaede is an Elf
Sayaka is a Kikimora
Nene is a Lich
Toki is a Blue Oni
Uomi is also an Anubis, but with white hair instead of black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD-WLWvgrpE

>> No.12680313

>>12680308
Holst childhood friend,
Minotaur senpai
Hathor teacher
Apis class pres

>> No.12680315

>>12680306
Ok, that's it. You know what? You're waifu a shit. Yeah I said it. She probably doesn't even know how to spear hunt or hogtie a man. And you're proud having such a shit waifu? Please, just. Please.

>> No.12680319

>>12680305
You think you can get away with having great taste over the internet? Think again.

http://imgur.com/jhvg2DC

>> No.12680321

>>12680308
What a boring vanilla life.

>> No.12680322

>>12680321
Say you faggot.

>> No.12680324

Ryuu childhood friend on one side of my house
Fox childhood friend on other side of my house
Dark elf teacher that ara ara's alot to me.
Girl next to my desk Lego anubis
Shy Kikimora in the back that gets dragged around with a hyper wolf girl friend who lives down the street.
Shirobei whose mom runs the local shrine.

Hows that?

>> No.12680329

Oni-a-shit


Weak bait.jpg

>> No.12680333

>>12680287
Obviously the best combination for a High School Harem Series, is an entire set of Egyptian Girls.

Haughty Pharaoh who's the Student Council Pres, most popular girl in school, and takes a curious, ever so slightly tsundere interest in you.

Her Anubis best friend who supports her at all times, including helping nudging her along towards the feelings she's having for you, despite developing some herself.

Apophis Banchou who opposes and rebels against the Pharaoh at all opportunities, and when she sees how she acts around you, decides to do everything she can to seduce you first. And is actually kind of a bro if you get to know her.

A group of Khepris who act like fangirls, rumbling all over the school chasing the latest trend, which becomes you, occasionally at least.

A Sphinx who leads the club you're in, maybe a childhood friend, who doesn't exactly react positively with all the new attention you're getting.

And an Ara-Ara Girtablilu nurse who acts as a loose sort of counselor for the kids, yourself included when you come to her not knowing how to manage how hectic your life is becoming with all these girls.

I'd watch it, anybody else?

>> No.12680334

>>12680287
Ojou harem.

Vampire, Wight, Pharaoh, Dragon.

>> No.12680335

>>12680287
Lich to do your homework.
Oomukade stalker.
Hinezumi to bro out with.
Holy roller Dark Priest wanting to "save" your soul.
Jinko Wingman/Cockblocker.

>> No.12680343

>>12680319

>"Because you said I was bothering you"

Well, that ain't very polite, other than that, HNNNNG

>> No.12680346

>>12680306
Anon, we've been over this. While some amazons might be mean and cruel, most just want a cute little human boy to cuddle with. The reason she wants you to stay inside is because she knows how dangerous the world is. She's being fighting and hunting all her lie, and she's seen what can happen to unlucky human men. They get kidnapped by dark elf slavers, murdered by paladin terrorists, get bulled and raped by thugs among other things. So she wants you to be as safe as possible, and all you have to do is keep the home secure and clean.

Why must you break her heart?

>> No.12680347

>>12680315
My wife could be narcoleptic matango suffering from Alzheimer's who can't bud properly, giving her a conjoined twins looks. and she'd still be more beautiful and capable than your living lump of shit.

>> No.12680348

>>12680319
Yes.
Except she'd have bedhead.
Like Tomoko-tier bedhead.

Echidna would have the most heavenly ara ara voice like http://youtube.com/watch?v=87x7OAz1MGs

>> No.12680349

>>12680233
"What if you were dating someone in the Navy?"
"Hmm?" Octavia looked to you confused
"Someone thinks I have potential to be something in the navy. I told him I'd think about it, but if a pretty lady wants a boat, I'd be willing to take a few orders now and then."
"Please! Don't do something like that on my account." She placed her hands on yours before pulling back in shock.
"I wouldn't want you to get hurt over someone as insignificant as me."
"You shouldn't say that about yourself. You said yourself you have a dream to see the world, than that's how big you are. You're as big as your dreams!"
Octavia put her hand against her mouth and began to tear up. "N-No one has ever said anything like that before to me." You take her hands and kiss her on the lips once again.
"Well I just did." Another squirt sound.
"Ohhhh!" You chuckled as you helped her pull her tentacles out of the now black water.
"I think our date has reached it's conclusion." Octavia looks at you through the top of her glasses.
"I'm sorry, I just never..." You place your fingers on her lips.
"Stop being sorry for who you are. Now how about we clean you up." She looks down to see her ink is pouring down.
"How close is your place?"
"Too far. Your place is closer." You nod and lead her back to your place, shutting the door, locking it and taking her to the bath.
"Sure you'll be fine?"
"Yes, but, do you mind washing my dress for me while I wash myself off?" You walked in and saw her half naked, her large panties over her octopus half and her bouncing breasts, Octavia forgot how undressed she was and blushed with her dress extended out with her tentacle.
http://strawpoll.me/2967720

>> No.12680355

>>12680346
If I wanted a mother for a wife I would have married mine. And I think you mean most. Never trust an amazon. She'll beat you if you talk back. She'll leave you tied to bed for days on end. She'll rape you in front of her friends to show how much of a broken cum pump you are. Amazons. NOT EVER.

I have nothing against momdom in bed however.

>> No.12680356

>>12680273
If you have the screenshots or whatever of the last post, I could finish it. I've forgotten where I left off.

>> No.12680357

>>12680356
Wasn't it with him being proposed to in front of a group of Manticores, and getting a new collar and everything?

>> No.12680358

>>12680287
>tsundere tomboy Dragon
>childhood friend Wyvern
>quiet athletic Wurm
>wise aunt Ryu
>cute imouto Salamander
>cold yet stunning Lizard
and the wild card:
FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT JABBERWOCK

>> No.12680363

>>12680355
She's not a mother, she's a stronk, honorable, protective warrior lady. It's a distinct fetish.

And just because some Amazonesses beat their husbands for not having dinner ready when they come home doesn't mean all Amazonesses are like that. And tying you to a bed? What would be the point of that? You couldn't even tend to the garden that way, they would never do that.

Yeah, they're a little more social than other MGs in terms of sex, so what? Don't you like to show off things you love, every once in a while? Sure you do. She only does it because she loves you.

And what does she ask for in return? Not much, just your body, which she'll be very careful with. But she knows how sensitive men are with their bodies, she's not going to make you do things you don't want to.

>> No.12680373

>>12680358
>wise aunt ryu
why can't i have a young ryu

>> No.12680376

>>12680355
Where are you getting these hurtful rumors from? It's attitudes like that make Amazons worry about finding a qt human boy of their own. Do you understand how they must feel when they try to hug someone close, and they flinch away? Or how most men leave them because they're afraid of being beaten when it's the last thing a good amazon would do?

>> No.12680379

>>12680363
>she's not going to make you do things you don't want to.
Unless it's cook, clean, rub her feet, and remain in the village forever.

>> No.12680380

>>12680363
>Don't you like to show off things you love, every once in a while?
>things

Your words betray you. A man is property to an amazon, thank you for confirming.

>> No.12680390

>>12680376
Kind of hard to think they're rumors when every man I've seen with one is never without a shiner, slouching nervously three steps behind her. They're all thugs and the only thing they deserve is the point of a sword.

>> No.12680391

>>12680373
whatever you want for your harem man

>> No.12680392

>>12680333
>Pharaoh desu wa
>Apophis wearing a leather jacket and sarashi around her tits
>Girtablilu who is essentially Scorpion Valentine of Skullgirls

I can go for that.

>> No.12680395

>>12680379
>remain in the village forever.

This reminds me of Wood Elves.

http://i.imgur.com/T2GEmZD.png

>> No.12680396

>>12680287
Cute Incubus Childhood friend
Holstaurus Suitor / Hathor Mom
Tsundere Bully Minotaur / Khorna Mom
Ushi-Oni Religious Cutie / Arachnotaur Mom
CC Echidna Teacher
Wildcard Weresheep Exchange Student that keeps half her fluff shaved off at all times

>> No.12680399

>>12680357
True love

>> No.12680413

>>12680396
>Weresheep
>The only time she doesn't shave her wool is during winter
>She looks cute, soft and fluffy as fuck during the season
>But she's self-conscious about it because she thinks she looks fat.

>> No.12680415

>>12680380
"Thing" being sex with her cute husband, obviously. She recognizes you're a person too.

But you're also a man, and men have duties which they can't escape from. That's just the way it is, there's no "forcing" involved.

>>12680379
Ok, so you just want to sit on your ass all day while your Amazoness waifu brings home the bacon, gotcha.

Unless you're thinking of like, doing a woman's work or something, like hunting or chopping wood. Which you'd be 70% less effective at than doing housework, and thus bringing the productivity of the whole village down and disappointing everyone. And what do you have against rubbing her feet? It's just a sign of affection, and she really appreciates that.

Or maybe you just want to leave the village so you can go slut it up with a manticore or something. Fine, if that's what you want. But it's a pretty bad life, compared to what you could have in the village.

>> No.12680421

>>12680349
You took the dress from her and walked out without a word. You started to hand wash the dress and you heard the shower start. You cast a Water spell to drain the water out of the dress to dry it off and tossed it into the water under your shop. You heard the shower turn off and waited 5 minutes before a tentacle came from between the cracks, you handed Octavia the dress and waited for her to come out. She looked just as good as when you first saw her this evening. "That was..awkward."
"Don't sweat it."
"Thanks for the evening Anon, it was...quite frankly the best night of my life."
"Well looks like I need to top that."
"Oh! Don't do anything reckless." She said as you laughed and kissed her once again, she waved and turned for the door, stopped in the doorway and looking back to you.
"You really are magic anon, because you make me feel like I'm flying." She walked out the door and into the night.
You smiled and stretched as you counted up all the money you had and cleaned you good clothes before heading to bed.
The next morning came strong as ever, this time you were up at the crack of dawn, early enough to cook some bacon and eggs before 7. You felt more alive than ever after that date with Octavia, the day was yours to have.
(I'm going to take a dinner break, so you can think about this poll for a bit longer)
http://strawpoll.me/2967874

>> No.12680423

>>12680413
>weresheep self-conscious about her wool making her look fat
>speaking in broken english
oh god my heart just came

>> No.12680434

>>12680415
You're backpedalling and it's not working too well.

>> No.12680438

>>12680396
>spoiler

You wot?

>> No.12680439

>>12680423
>"Heeeey~! I...asked study first."
>"Moooh! But I thought of asking him first!"
>"Meeeh! You did not!"
>"Yes I did!"
>"Meeeeh!"
>"Mooooo!"
>"MEEEEEEHH!"
>"MOOOOOOO!"
>"MUUURGH! Shut up! Both of you, just study together and shut up."

>> No.12680448

>>12680421
I wonder what happened to frog girl? I wanna meet her again, frog girls are adorable.

>> No.12680453

>>12680448
We'll get something about her if the voting keeps going as it is.

>> No.12680474

>>12680439
stop it anon, you'll have blood on your hands from my heart attack

>> No.12680490

>Have an Amazons waifu
>Everyone thinks she beats you
>She sometimes tells her sisters stories about how she had to put you in line when they ask
>Truth of the matter is that she dotes on you and loves being the little spoon

>> No.12680493

>>12680438
Problem anon?

>tfw my lineup is the only one getting lots of replies

Am I winning?

>> No.12680499

>>12680493
yes anon, you win the Lavenbowl

>> No.12680505

>>12680490
>Parents cry when you tell them you're going to marry an Amazoness.
>They ask you why you don't "love yourself" and how could you let someone abuse you.
>Then they meet her, she beseeches them to allow her to take your hand in marriage.
>She's polite and smooth as shit, talks about her earning potential.
>She vigorously assures them you will never have a hard life with her.
>They realize the errors of their racist ways.

Why are Amazonesses so great?

>> No.12680510

>>12680505
They just need more love

>> No.12680512

>>12679074
>They're actually a bunch of shy inexperienced teenagers
>They won't leave you alone until you're raped
>one nervously points toward you and says "a-alright, i hope you're ready...we're going to.. r-rape you now...ok?"
>you can see the tip of her index finger quivering
>whip out massive cock
>scream "NOT IF I RAPE YOU FIRST!" and charge into them laughing hysterically
>they scream and start running
>spend the rest of the night chasing around a pack of wolf girls laughing and swinging around a massive errection

>> No.12680514

>>12680512
You ever see the Ed, Edd and Eddy episode about reverse-reverse psychology? Yeah, that's what's going to happen to you.

>> No.12680516

>>12680474
>It's the final few weeks before winter break
>Weresheep girl hasn't been coming to school for a few days
>Go to visit her at her home
"Mary? Are you home?"
>You hear a yelp behind her door. She clearly didn't expect you to come by
>"G-Go away!"
"Mary, is something wrong? You've been missing school and I got worried."
>"N-No, I...do not wish to come out," she says, speaking in a formal english expected of an exchange student
"What? Why?"
>"Because...I am afraid that if I come out...Other students...laugh at me."
>Oh
>This sounds more...simple than you might have thought
>But still...
"It's okay, Mary. I won't laugh. So come out of there."
>"Do you...promise?"
>You better promise
"...I promise."
>You're gonna carry that weight if you do
>"Okay...I'll come out."
>When she opens the door, she stands in front of the entryway, holding her arm rather sheepishly in one hand as she squirms in place
>And you see her in her full figure
>Where she was once shaven and shorn, she is now covered in wool
>Her thighs, arms, even her slender belly, all covered in soft tufts of wool
>"I...do not look fat?"
>Your senses go off, and you immediately yelp in excitement. You can't help but hug her and rub your cheek against her wool
"You look so cute. And sooo soft, I could fall asleep forever in this!"
>"Meeeeh~...Stop. E-Embarassing!"

>> No.12680518

>>12679069
fuck yeah gonna make me a fort with the hot dragon girl. then we're going to have a nerf war and give each other black-eye's from the world's most violent pillow fight

>> No.12680529

>>12680516
Man I would be fucked in that situation, seeing as how I find that cute self-consciousness kinda amusing. And as soon as some one tells me not to laugh, I start laughing.

>> No.12680530

Playing house with a kikimora maid, she has you being master.

She keeps sitting on your lap, she isn't sure why, but her mommy does it alot to her daddy.


Cute or not?

>> No.12680531

>>12680530
cute

>> No.12680532

>>12680514
And this is a bad thing... because?

I admit that I'm not normally a haram sort of person, but I'd be fine with a small pack of wolf-girls, as long as we were all happy, loving family.

>> No.12680535

>>12678508
DO IT PLS.

>> No.12680539

>>12680514
it's not reverse psychology if i want to rape them. if they try to reverse it we'll just have a rape competition where the judges decide who is best.

>> No.12680541

>>12680529
>"Don't laugh"
>Pull out a paper bag
>Laugh excessively into said paper bag
>Maintaining the straightest face you can muster while doing so
>Pull the paper bag from your mouth
"No, no, it's fine."
>She'll never know how hard you laughed at her that day

>> No.12680542

>>12680287
blushing shirohebi a best.

>> No.12680544

>>12680532
>>12680539
>rapefags
plz

>> No.12680548

>>12680490
>>12680505
>>12680510
>Fanwank completely OOC amazon scenarios
>Amazon's are so great hurr derr
Same shit as the manticore apologists. They're only nice when they're contrasting the archetype.
The whole appeal behind girls with monster features: monstrosity that enhances femininity, of which gap moe between expected behaviour and actual behaviour is a factor.
Moe = [Feminine appeal] * [Behaviour gap] / [Monstrous repulsiveness] - [Monstrous appeal]

>> No.12680550

>>12680548
FFS, where my PEMDAS at?

Moe = [Feminine appeal] * [Behaviour gap] / [[Monstrous repulsiveness] - [Monstrous appeal]]

>> No.12680552

>>12680544
Wait, I'm confused now. We're talking about >>12680514's reverse-reverse psychology, right?
So really, it's the wolfgirls pretending to be scared, so the man can rape them, so that they can turn it around and rape him instead.

Basically, through the mutual desire to rape each other, we're both consenting parties. I wouldn't want to rape a monstergirl unless they wanted to rape me.

>> No.12680553

>>12680548
>the whole appeal behind x is
Wow, so glad you discovered the formula that describes everyone's tastes. I'm so glad we like the same things about MGs.

Ever think that many people like the predatory aspect, or the role reversal? Maybe some people like actual stronk wimmen without having to turn them into blushing moeblobs?

>> No.12680554

>>12680505

>You'll never be married to a cuddly and self-conscious Amazoness that only forgets to hold back her immense strength when hugging you tightly

>> No.12680556

>>12680548
>This nigga

>> No.12680560 [DELETED] 

>"Is it a crime~"
>"Is it a crime~"
>"That I still want you~..."
>"And I want you to want me too~"

>> No.12680566

>>12680544
>whole settings runs on rape
>rape is bad

Why are oyu here?

>> No.12680568

You're walking down a street one night when you see a Shirohebi standing under a streetlight, smiling at you. She appears to be singing a sweet, melodic song. You walk closer as she gazes lustfully towards you, still singing her enchanting song. Slowly you begin to make out the words.. "Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga, I'm 100% Nigga."

What will you do?

>> No.12680571

>>12680568
Get an axe.

Always get an axe.

>> No.12680573

>>12680548
I bet you like shy ushi-onis too, faggot.

>> No.12680576

>>12680568

walk away

>> No.12680577

>>12680566
*you

>> No.12680587

>>12680554
amazon hater here. i'm okay with this

>> No.12680589

>>12680566
I was referring to males doing the rape, which is shit.

I know KC placates these fags with cocatrices and demon lolis but they're worst girls for a reason.

>> No.12680594

>>12680568
>"I'm walkin' through valleys cryin' pumpkin in the alley"
>"Didn't seem happy but they sure tried to get me"
>"Had to back 'em up with the fist, metal crack 'em"

>> No.12680596

>>12680392
Well, at least one person likes the idea.

>> No.12680600

>>12680589
With the Demon Lolis though, most of the time, it's only making you THINK you're in control.

Cockatrice is true rape though.
As is Hinezumi.

>> No.12680603

>>12680554
But anon, all amazonesses are cuddly.

>I'm not hurting you, am I?
>Just tell me if I do. I know how fragile men are, like mom always told me.

She'd treat you like a dying cancer patient.

>> No.12680604

>>12680333
ain't bad i guess.

>> No.12680608

Anubis's dad bought her a bunch of legos for her off an online site, she asks you over to play, and sort.

Its a crate of about 12000 legos.

How would you react?

It's not even half of what she already owns.

>> No.12680613

>>12680589
>Opinions

>> No.12680615

>>12680608
I react with eager excitement and rush right over.

>> No.12680616

>>12680421
You were up early enough, it was time to look into the Underwater Exploration team, perhaps maybe meet up with Fran if she did join up with them. You walked out and headed to the docks where you saw a large fishing boat sitting next to a weird half submerged ship made of metal, with dozens of people getting supplies onto the ship. You walk up to them. "Ahoy there, are you the Underwater Exploration team?"
The group looked towards you and a tanned young man with a green gem around his neck jumped down from the mast of the boat before you.
"Indeed we are! I'm Captain Argyle, leader of the Underwater Exploration team! Are you looking for adventure! Treasure? Or to see the beauty that lies beneath the surface of the seas?"
"I'm preferable to all of thee above."
"Ha ha! I like that kinda attitude! We're about to sale off, so hop aboard the ship or the Submarine."
"Subwhat?"
"Submarine! Latest invention from the big brains at the Naval headquarters, it's a ship made entirely out of metal that can go underwater! It's amazing!" Argyle was walking back onto the fishing boat before you remembered something.
"Hey have you seen a Frog girl lately?"
"Hmm? Nope, HEY! ANYONE OF YOU GUYS SEE A FROG GIRL?"
"Nope." One guy went off
A red mermaid popped up. "I haven't!"
A guy with two eyes closed shook his head. "Nope, ain't seen no green gals around here."
"Sorry bud, but if you want to join us hurry up, the Fishing boat is for keeping the Sub safe and pulling things up, the Sub is where all the fun undersea stuff happens."
http://strawpoll.me/2968286

>> No.12680617

>>12680573
>I bet you like shy ushi-onis
I don't like ushi-onis. Repulsiveness is too high because I am not a furry.

>> No.12680619

Ushi-oni and oni hater here.

Sorry guys, not my thing.

>> No.12680621

>>12680616
Mermaids think this is the dumbest thing humans have ever made.

>> No.12680624

>>12680553
>Ever think that many people like the predatory aspect, or the role reversal? Maybe some people like actual stronk wimmen without having to turn them into blushing moeblobs?
Of course.
You ever considered that femdom/female power are factors often influenced by, but untimately independent of MG species? That they are personality traits that vary not just between, but within MG races? That human women can express dominance and a predatory disposition?

>> No.12680625

>>12680621
"Those silly humans, underwater exploration"

"Like we haven't mapped and explored everything years ago"

"Should we tell them?"

"Hmmm. It could be fun watching them do this."

>> No.12680626

>>12680616
Wait a minute! We never said Fran was Green, suspiciousssss

>> No.12680627

>>12680568
I mean, as long as it's just taste in music and stays as "just taste in music," sure.
Also,
http://imgur.com/UhxXfny

>> No.12680630

>>12680627
Roll with me for a moment here, is it cute when cute girls listen to hard rap?

Like the rap itself is so anti cute that a cute girl listening to it would make it cute...right?

>> No.12680631

Kevin Vickers is the type of paladin we need

>> No.12680633

>>12680631
Who?

>> No.12680639

>>12680589
>I was referring to males doing the rape, which is shit.

Why?

>> No.12680641

>>12680624
Once again, have you ever thought that gap moe is not appealing to everyone?

Ever realized that predatory dispositions in females, while theoretically possible, are extremely rare in other media, and thus a major attraction of MGs, even if it's not the only attraction, and many MGs don't have to rape if you don't want them to? This is common sense shit for fuck's sake.

Anyway the real problem which you conveniently ignored is that you think everyone should like the same things about MGs. Which is cancerous behavior.

>> No.12680642

>>12680630
It could be. It depends on whether she's going:
>"Yo! Yo! Yoroshiku, my niggas!"
Or if she simply enjoys it without becoming part of it.

I'd say the cutest is when she's, say, a foreign exchange student, singing the lyrics, not knowing what they mean.

And then you explain them to her, and she clams up immediately.

>"Th-THAT WAS MY FAVORITE SONG FOR A WHOLE YEAR!"
"I'm sorry nobody told you until now."

>> No.12680643

>>12680613
No shit. Do you think anyone here talks about facts?

>> No.12680645

>>12680589
>Cockatrice
>Worst girl
Anon, Cockatrice is cute. Easily one of the best harpies next to Thunderbird.

>> No.12680646

>>12680639
I could tell you but then we'd just get in a shitflinging war, so I'd rather not.

>> No.12680650

>>12680646
No, I honestly want to know, because I really don't get it.

>>12680643
Canonfags do.

>> No.12680660

>>12680650
>Why don't people like seeing women get raped?

That's all I'll say, I'm stopping here. If you can't understand why you have serious problems.

>> No.12680661

>>12679205
>CZ-75
I guess being a poor slavshit pistol is endearing.

>> No.12680664

>>12680660
Not him, but I can understand that.
However, given the setting...

>> No.12680669

>>12680661

That's Makarov-chan.

>> No.12680674

>>12680600

And Dormouses.

>> No.12680675

>>12680669
>makarov
>tokarev
>any CZ pistol
Just like the actual slavs, the all just pile into one big shed they call a house and be poor together.

>> No.12680678

>>12680674
And Alice.
Which is actually the worst case of man-on-monster rape because she actually doesn't want it. And yet you can't stop it.
Every time.

>> No.12680679

>>12679912
>>12679902

What the fuck is "sounding"? Am I missing something?

>> No.12680683

>>12680679

Don't ask.

>> No.12680691

>>12680675
>you will never rescue makarov-chan from poverty by replacing her old part for new ones and giving her a nice finish

>> No.12680694

>>12680664
Setting doesn't change shit. Some people just don't like forcing their will on others, period.

>> No.12680695

>>12680616
(things seem to be slowing down I'll make this my last posts for the evening)
1/2
"I'll see what this Submarine thing is all about." You said climbing inside.
"OKAY! EVERYONE LET'S SET SAIL!" The top of the sub closed and the ship and went under water as a large bulky man turns a crank and the ship moved forward shaking and creaking.
"Sorry about the noise, she's just a prototype!"
"It's fine, I just hope we have an escape plan in case it breaks."
"She's outside." The crew member pointed out the window to the red mermaid who waved at you, and you waved back.
"Merlina keeps us safe if anything is wrong and since Mermaids understand fish she can warn us if something is coming."
Merlina? The name sounds familiar, or perhaps familiar to something else. "So what's the plan today."
"Big score, we found some Dragon bones yesterday, now we're going to see if we can pull it out and study it. The best part is it's a Winged Dragon, those are especially rare in this part of the world."
"Anything else?"
"Nothing much, the dragon had a chest under it's ribs, we're probably going to get that and divvy up the gold as usual. Oh right, new guy. We usually divvy up any treasure we find, unless it's something small or someone really put a lot of effort to get it."
"Sounds interesting, you guys do this every day?"
"Yup, crack of dawn to the late evening. Sometimes it's boring but when we've seen our fair share of exciting stuff too!"
"Yeah, like the time the Captain took down that Sea Serpent, or the time Merlina swam circles around a Kraken to save three crew members."

>> No.12680698

>>12680568
>sweet and melodic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiLpyfD-AGI
If she can make that enchanting then maybe.

>> No.12680699

>>12680694
But it kind of does change things though.
The central idea is that rape is the norm in that world.
Now, some do, some don't. And some give, and some take, but that;s the general idea behind the whole thing.
I mean, you're not wrong for feeling bad about it, but again, it comes with the territory.

>> No.12680703

>>12680660
>hundreds of rape doujins posted on this site at any given time
>he doesn't fap to rape
>on 4chan

Okay, I got a ask, when did you start coming here?

>> No.12680707

>>12680703

That fucking unique poster counter keeps going up by the day.

>> No.12680708

>>12680679
Sounding is when something is crammed up your pee hole.

Sounds incredibly unpleasant

>> No.12680711

>>12680695
>(things seem to be slowing down I'll make this my last posts for the evening)
no more

>> No.12680715

>>12680707

I don't use 4chanX but these threads have around 250-300 posters in them. Since last count was around 120 that someone said in the unique poster thing, then it's no surprise to see the counter keep rising.

>> No.12680716

>>12680309
SYD as monstergirls would by amazing. Though I would change a few other girls.

Ranko Hata would be a Kitsune or Doppelganger. The shapeshifting and general trickery would come in handy I think.

Naruko-sensei should be a Manticore.

Kotomi should be the Succubus

I like the Anubis thing, but I kind of want see Uomi as a catgirl too.

>> No.12680720

>Be at Hefer's, a new chain competing with Porker's
>Get slipped a specials menu by friend, ask for the largest flank of beef they offer
>Sheepishly joke for them to "cut off the horns, wipe its ass, and roll it out" as the Holstaur waitress takes your order
>She smiles and disappears for several minutes, comes back to tell you your order is ready
>Get led down a hallway away from the restaurant, trying to ignore the sniggering from your friends
>The waitress tells you to undress to your skivvies, and opens the door. It has a steel reinforced bed frame with a simple cot on top
>Sit down, nervously awaiting what's going to happen
>A Minotaur comes through the door, pantiless
>"Well, you can take this much, can't you big man?"

>> No.12680725

>>12680708
Indeed. Just cramming something up your pee-hole would be.

That's why people who actually do enjoy it use specially designed, properly sized toys for it.

And that's all I'll say on the matter.

>> No.12680729

>>12680695
2/2
As the trip went on you found yourself peering out the window and admiring the view, both the underwater and the mermaid.
"We're here, heading up!"
"Hmm? We're going up?" You asked as the ship rose."
"Yeah, we need to get our suits on and get out there so we can hook it to the fishing boat." As the sub went topside you and the others got into suits with weird helmets and a rubber hose attached to the back.
"What's this?"
"A hose for the air you're going to be breathing, we have these tanks that hold air inside them and that we turn the dials on to release air. It's how we breath underwater since we're not all fish."
You all climb out of the sub with the rest as they check their gear and help you check yours. After everything checks out you all leap into the water and feel yourself lower onto the surface. It was there you saw the skeleton. A massive formation of dragon bones, belonging to what must have been a 30 foot long winged beast. Under it's ribs you see for certain a chest. Perhaps it died looking for it? Or it was his and ate it to prevent something from stealing it. Either way you all walked towards it, looking over the moss covering it's bones and seeing a shadow of a boat appear over you all. Hooks lowered down as you all began to latch them to different pieces of the dragon. You were curious about the chest though and slowly made your way. Just then you felt something, the ground under your feet shake. You step backwards until you see the cause, the shaking of the bones of the supposed to be dead monster.
It's empty eye sockets glowed red as the head raised itself. The Dragon had come alive and began attacking grabbing on of the crew and opening it's maw. Before the fangs crushed the man the mermaid had already rescued him, pulling him above water.
"Everyone stay clear of the beast! I'll save you!"
The dragon roared and started towards you.
http://strawpoll.me/2968486

>> No.12680735

>>12680729
Smack her nose and tell her to stop being a bitch.

>> No.12680737

>>12680729
>Dracolich
I WARNED YOU!
TRADER ANON WAS GOING TO PULL A DICK MOVE AND WE DIDN'T LEARN ANY GOOD HOLY MAGIC!
Fight it anyway

>> No.12680738

>>12680699
It's not even "feeling bad", I find it physically revolting.

KC has a lot of dumbass shit, like everyone else I ignore the parts I hate.

>>12680703
>you don't like rape? wow you must be new
Been tolerating this dumb shit for years now.

It's true I don't fap to male on female rape, which does put me in the minority I suppose. But there are shitloads of more porn posted here that doesn't involve it.

This is why I'm in a MG thread, where female on male rape is possible, where an actual world (a shitty one, but it's something) is built on it.

>> No.12680741

The unique poster count is probably me, my work IP at the railway is dynamic, and changes daily.

Fox woman childhood friend who lives next door.
Ryuu childhood friend who lives across the street.
Shirobei whose mom runs a shrine down the street.
hmm
CC wolf teacher

Guess I am boring?

>> No.12680744

>>12680738
There are many worlds built on it.

Hell, at this point I'd say MGC is more developed than MGE.

>> No.12680747

>>12680738
Even as a femdomfag I find it odd that someone would be totally okay with female on male rape, but find the opposite to be "physically revolting."

>> No.12680748

>>12680737
>Dracolich
Anon please. If this was a Dracolich we'd already be dead.

>> No.12680754

>>12680738
I'm just like you. Just wanted to say that you are not the only one.

But I won't complain about other people's fetishes. Everyone can enjoy whatever they like.

>> No.12680758

>>12680747
And I say that, again, given the setting.

>> No.12680761

>>12678592
How many people here dont know how to use pastebin? Is this guys confusion common?

>> No.12680763

>>12680729
Since we're trending towards fighting I'm 100% going to call it a night since battles chapters go on the pastebin and they take the longest to make.
So thanks again for everyone who joined us, hope you liked Octavia and the date, and I once again apologize to the people who voted to ignore the drunk patron. I honestly didn't expect 9 people to vote, so when I saw 7 votes and the other option was winning I was already mostly done.
I'll probably continue our adventures on Wednesday, Thursday at latest.
Hope you all join us again as we, by the looks of it, fight a bone dragon, learn what happened to Fran, start to learn there are some darker forces than mere pirates and see if we become Navy! Thanks again

>> No.12680764

>>12680761
I think it's less "Don't Know" and more "Too Lazy"

>> No.12680765

>>12680747
Because I self-insert and recognize the fantastical nature of the whole affair, and I don't actually get off to causing other people distress. When I see a guy get raped by a MG I don't think of him as an actual character, or as something happening to something else.

And then "regular" rape is just a bit too reminiscent of reality for me. You could say "lol there not real anon!" and that's a perfectly fine argument since you can fap whatever you want to as long as you're not hurting anyone. But rape fantasies involve humiliating and taking something from someone, which disgusts me. Call me a moralfag or whatever.

>>12680754
I'm only complaining because he invited my opinion. I'm really not arguing with anyone.

>> No.12680766

>>12680641
Way ahead of you there, buddy. Just take gap out of the equation.
FFS- next thing you'll be telling me about how your love for your waifu is ineffable and unquantifiable, because that's the road you're taking here.
>you think everyone should like the same things about MGs
At the end of the day, femdom/carnivore women/reverse rape etc. are all shit unrelated to the matter of girls having monstrous features. These elements have been co-opted and canonised into the medium. They're things separable from MGs, whereas fluffy tails/snake abdomens/pointy ears are not elements seperable from MGs.

Could you not sanctimoniously shit the thread up for the sake of overemphasising fetishes that aren't strictly related to MGs? You're very mistaken if you think D/s is a more important facet of MG fandom than actual MG anatomy.

>> No.12680767

>>12680765
>Call me a morlfag or whatever
It is good to have some morals, I suppose.

>> No.12680777

>>12680738
Well, I never said you have to like rape, but being a regular on this site and not being able to fap to it seem really weird to me, it's how I got started. And female on male rape is okay but the opposite isn't? You're weird man.

>> No.12680786

>>12680777
>And female on male rape is okay but the opposite isn't?
see >>12680765

>> No.12680790

>>12680763
Also yes I saw Crayon Anon drew my other story.
I am not offended because it kinda is what it became.

>> No.12680792

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that don't want to be raped by fluffy tails

tamaocloseup.jpg

>> No.12680794

http://i.imgur.com/UuVdmYv

Cleaning out my psd folder, going to start going through and finishing old stuff or redoing stuff that needs redone.

This Rach from Loen was first up.

>> No.12680795

>>12680792
I don't want to be raped by fluffy tails!

; )

>> No.12680800

>>12680794
>http://i.imgur.com/UuVdmYv
SPIDERS!
PUNCH EM!

>> No.12680802

>>12680794
Splendido.

>> No.12680806

>>12680800
Spiders aren't good enough to be punched.

They deserve to be hit with shoes.
I like to bully monster girls

>> No.12680814

>>12680806
>Hitting an Arachnid with a shoe or a book or a rolled up newspaper
>She has a PTSD episode, looking like a Vietnam survivor

>> No.12680815

>>12680786
>But rape fantasies involve humiliating and taking something from someone, which disgusts me.

That happens to any rape victim, regardless of sex. Really, it just rings hollow. Seem to me you depersonalize males and identify with females.

>> No.12680817

>>12680814
That's when you hit her again so she leaves.

>> No.12680820

>>12680792

If it were a fluffy tails like Kit's fictional persona, she wouldn't be the one doing the raping.

>> No.12680824

>>12680792
Tamano

>> No.12680834

>>12680792
>Want to be raped
Does this mean she's found a way to rape the willing?

>> No.12680837

>>12680814

>Accidentally bump into a spidergirl while walking down the street
>Have a PTSD episode from previous, horrible experiences with spiders
>You stand there with a thousand yard stare, completely frozen
>She just stares back at you for a couple of seconds before finally realizing what's going on
>She starts panicking, not knowing if she should try to help you snap out of it or just bug out

>> No.12680841

>>12680837
You're gonna get fucked in the butt, Charon.

>> No.12680844

>>12680837
She's an ARACHNID

>> No.12680861

Remember to bully Rachnee and Draco as hard as you can for being shit girls with shitfanbased
>MUH FLAT BONEY CHESTS
>MUH FEMDOM THAT SHIT'S ALL OVER HUMANITY'S POTENTIAL AND SENSE OF SELF WORTH

>> No.12680864

>>12680815
Males who get raped by females in doujins or whatever are rarely ever written as autonomous characters. They're made for self-inserting. I've never thought, "wow, poor guy got raped by a lamia!" because the guy is a blank slate and the situation is almost completely impossible. Again, crucially, I don't enjoy inflicting pain. It's not an issue of identifying with women more than men.

I recognize that males can actually be raped and get really fucked up psychologically from it. I'm not trying to minimize the severity of that kind of rape, but "regular" rape is in general way worse for women. Plus it happens all the time, and I come here to escape from reality, not think about how fucked the world is.

Anyway I'm going to stop with the moralizing here. These are all just my personal tastes.

>> No.12680889

Don't think I've ever posted this either, dunno if Loens shown up in awhile.
http://imgur.com/IGG6AHS

>> No.12680895

>>12680889
Good art doesn't make her any less of a mediocre girl.

>> No.12680901

>>12680895
Stop posting any time.
Next you're going to tell me you DON'T like sick ass combos and big beautiful tits

>> No.12680906

>>12680901
I do like them, but the only horsepussy I like is Nightmare.

>> No.12680907

>>12680864
Some of it sounds the same problem as >>12680834 and half the shit KC gets because contextual use of words are super hard, so rough or assertive "boy I sure love all this sex I put no initiative into getting" situations are annexed into just calling it rape, since it's an easier loan word that should be obvious.

But yeah, stop.

>> No.12680910

>>12680906
It's not the horsepussy on the outside that counts, but the one on the inside.
Didn't Action Hank teach you that?

>> No.12680919

>>12680910
Nigga, the Dexters Lab episode I remember the most was that one with that anime alium dude.

>> No.12680925

>>12680906
>Spoiler
Nigga, that's the very best taste right there.

>> No.12680935

>>12680919
>Not remembering the Episode where Dexter gave his dad a Robotic Arm so powerful he beat a Faceless man
>Or how he and Deedee became Kaiju and named off their attacks
>Or when Dexter went to Japan, released a Kaiju and got his Family into a Sentai Robot
>Or the Snowball episode
>Or the Die Hard Parody episode with the Yanitor
Like I said, stop posting.

>> No.12680954

>>12680907
Regardless of any KC translation issues I'm still ok with the concept of female on male rape, and there's nothing incoherent about disliking normal rape at the same time. That was my only point.

>> No.12680961

>>12680935
Man how do you remember all that stuff. I can't remember a single episode of that show despite it being my favorite for at least like two years.

>> No.12680966

>>12680935

You know what episode still haunts me?

The motherfucking bus episode with the grody ass guy wayyy in the back in the spider cave of motherfucking bubblegum.

>> No.12680970

Decision time!
Its friday and several different MGs want you to take them out.
You can only pick 1.

1) shirobei, wants dinner and movie
2) Ryuu, wants romantic dinner and cocktails
3) Fox , wants to go clubbing and dancing.
4) Wolf , wants to go bar hopping
5) Arach, wants to go to one of 'those' clubs
6) Anubis, wants to stay home and play video games.
7) Wurm, wants to see that new action movie, then go eat something
8) Kikimora, wants someone to drive her to go shopping for special clothing.
9) Dark elf, wants to just come over and hang out.

Choose!

>> No.12680976

>>12680970
Shirohebi.
Every day.
Unless it's one of the Desert girls.
Except Anubis.

>> No.12680982

>>12680906

>That motherfucking spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/7v4PwvI.png

Have a present.

>> No.12680983

>>12680970
It's Monday nig... it's Tuesday morning!
Anyway, action movie wurm.
Don't have much patience for retard moe, but I do have much patience for a girl who likes action films.

>> No.12680987

>>12680970
anubis or dark elf. if this post's id has more odd numbers than even, i date anubis. if not, elf.

>> No.12680988

>>12680970
Maybe Wolf but she'd probably try to take advantage of me since I'm a lightweight drinker.

I'm leaning slightly to Dark Elf simply because I know my house isn't filled with things she could use to tie me up or make me helpless.

>> No.12680989

>>12680982
I love it.

>> No.12680990

>>12680970
RYUU

>> No.12680993

>>12680954
You trivialize make rape while female rape is this uniquely horrible thing. Somehow, a woman getting raped is worse than a guy getting raped, you said so yourself

>regular" rape is in general way worse for women

It is pretty incoherent.

>> No.12681004

>>12680961
I'm a hyper nerd who commits all mental facilities to pop culture.
>>12680966
>People thought the dude was carried off by spiders after killing one.
Spiders are evil confirmed

>> No.12681010

>>12680970
Definitely Wolf. Time for sloppy drunk sex.

>> No.12681015

>>12680970
Shit I can't decide between Shirohebi and Ryu. Romantic dinner is better than just a dinner, but a movie after it is better than cocktails.

I'll go with the Shirohebi this time.

>> No.12681031

>>12680970
Wurm, because action film

>> No.12681032

So, when're we gonna get a Crocodile/Lion/Hippo girl who's friends with Anubis?
Yes, I'm talking about an Ammit-Girl.

>> No.12681036

>>12680970
>Just wants to stay home and play video games.
Anubis. I love her more every day.

>> No.12681037

>>12681032
>Hippo girl
How would her face work?
Or would she just have four big ass teeth?

>> No.12681041

>>12680970
Shirohebi or wurm

I'm guessing shirohebi wants a nice home dinner and then a "movie" on the couch.

Wurm would just be plain fun to be around, no complicated pretext or anything, just scream at the screen for two hours and then go get some nuggets with sweet and sour sauce before heading home for wild fucking.

>> No.12681048

>>12680993
As I said before, it all depends on where you stand in the fantasy. Inflicting pain, yuck. Taking pain, ok. I'm not just an observer in my fantasies, I have agency. And also, men are the ones writing these female on male rape fantasies, so self-insertion is implied.

>regular rape is in general way worse for women
In terms of the consequences of the rape. Since, you know, men tend cause a lot more physical damage, have the chance of impregnating, imprint a worse social stigma, etc. These are fairly obvious. I'm not saying it's more morally condonable, and really that's not the core of the argument anyway. The only reason I said that is to point out that I'd rather not fantasize about anything touching on that, it's just too real.

>> No.12681049

I miss the days when horse pussy was relentlessly mocked.

>> No.12681051

>>12681037
Well, in the case of Ammit, she just has the lower body of a hippo.

For a full-out hippo girl...I have no fucking clue.

>> No.12681054

>>12680970
2)
But 9) and 7) are also really good

>> No.12681061

>>12680910
actionhankpunchingpony.gif

That show was so fucking good.

Dodgeball was coupled with the Rasslor episode and is still the greatest wrestler voiced character ever created.

Also Muffin King.

>> No.12681068

>>12681048
But no one, that I've seen , wishing to rape a monstergirl has made it about inflicting pain.
Monstergirls get off on rape anyway, so I see no wrong in raping one.

>> No.12681072

Would rape whistles be good for anything in MGC?

>> No.12681075

>>12680989

You're a dirty liar to like anything that faggot wrote.

>> No.12681080

>>12680716
Do you think it's safe to say that SYD is a good example of what to expect if you enrolled in Monster Girl City High School?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbTfoXiSQQ

>> No.12681083

>>12681068
Fantasizing about raping IS enjoying someone's pain, it's just not the BDSM candle torture kind you might be thinking of. You WANT them to resist you, otherwise it's not rape. Them not wanting it is a kind of pain, it's psychological distress.

>>12681072
They'd be more like dog whistles or "free meat" signs.

>> No.12681084

>>12681072
They might have the opposite effect, or call your waifu to fight your would be rapist.

>> No.12681094

Can you guys shut up over this rape crap now?

>> No.12681099

>>12681094
Gladly. I'm just responding to people making points.

>> No.12681101

>>12681083
>raping IS
Go back to >>12680907 for fucks sake, it's rarely ever about non-consensual assault.

Beyond that, the reason this needed to stop already is your "opinions" are /r9k/, /soc/ or I don't even know what levels of full retard and irrelevant here.

>> No.12681108

>>12681083
>Fantasizing about raping IS enjoying someone's pain

You sound like the kind of faggot who thinks man can rape women without touching them.

>> No.12681115

>>12681094
They'll burn themselves out eventually

>> No.12681116

>>12681101
Then stop eliciting my opinion next time. If you wanted this to stop all you had to do was stop replying.

>> No.12681118

>>12681037
Hippotaur perhaps?

>> No.12681121

>>12681116
>all you had to do was stop replying.
I did.

I told you to stop, too. Take a fucking hint next time.

>> No.12681129

>>12681118
I would a healthy hippo girl.

I would also a healthy elephant girl: http://i.imgur.com/oDw2p9W.jpg

Praise Ganesha

>> No.12681142

>>12681129
>Healthy
Check.
>Sexy
>Check
>Anatomically correct
Her head is too small...

>> No.12681147

>>12681142
>calling that health
I bet you like those disgusting foxes bob posted

>> No.12681148

>>12681147
No, I...
Sorry.

>> No.12681152

>>12681147
i like those foxes allright.

>> No.12681156

>>12681148
It's OK, Anon. Everyone has their different tastes. Some like chocolate, others vanilla. Strawberries and raspberries. Fruits and vegetables. Sweet and sour.

>> No.12681158

>>12681152
Makes sense, you're a faggot.

>> No.12681161

>>12681156
Did you see what was in that link? There is no way in the sixteen buddhists hells that can be called heath. That's just fuckhuge fat.

>> No.12681170

>>12681161
Hey hey now, I wasn't saying that that was health. I'm just saying people have different opinions and different tastes. some might like that much health, others might not. That's just how things are.
Everyone has a different taste. Such is life.

>> No.12681178

>>12681170
>I wasn't saying that that was health.
>some might like that much health

Really faggot?

>> No.12681182

>>12681178
Dude, I like health, but not THAT health. I'm just saying that OTHER PEOPLE might like that type of health
Example: >>12681152

>> No.12681184

>>12681158
got that right bruh.

>> No.12681185

>>12681129
I wouldn't mind climbing that to peck her on the cheek

>> No.12681187

>>12681182
disclaimer- i did not actually see those foxes and have absolutely no idea what they look like.

>> No.12681189

>>12681187
Really? They've been posted many times now

>> No.12681195

>>12681189
didn't see them. got a link?

>> No.12681202

This Friday again choices!

You have moved into MGC recently, and live in a nice area, due to some amazing reason you are popular with the MGS

1) a Wolf girl a few years younger wants to go out to movies.
2) that CC shirobei at the shrine down the road tells you she is lonely and would love company.
3) the Fox whose parents own a liquor store wants you to go out clubbing and stuff
4) That shy Kikimora the same age as you wants to go do something.
5) Ryuu wants to go out with you, shes rather assertive.
6) The socially Inept Dark elf wants someone to hang around with.

Choose time.

>> No.12681205

>>12681195
I feel like it would cause a shitstorm. Just imagine two foxes who are passed healthy and have tits that literally are bigger than their heads
Just imagine

>> No.12681208

>>12681202
anything but 3.

>>12681205
...not into that.

>> No.12681211

>>12681202
2) I'll have my cake and eat it too.

>> No.12681213

>>12681156
I'm allergic to chocolate anon.

Does that stop mean from praising Arachnotaur and drinking some chocolate milk now and then? No.

>> No.12681214

>>12681202
I'm up for anything but 3

>> No.12681215

>>12681202
>Socially inept Dark Elf
Sounds cute. I'd hang with her.

>> No.12681218

>>12681202
>2) that CC shirobei at the shrine down the road tells you she is lonely and would love company.
I don't know why, but the thought of a Christmas Cake telling me she's so ronery ;_; gives me diamonds.
Messiah complex: tingling
> don't even care which monster features she has

>> No.12681223

>>12681182
>that type of health
"Health" is not a catch-all term, stop misusing words more than usual.

>> No.12681225

>>12675471
fund it

>> No.12681227

>>12681215
Anon it's a trick.

Never trust an Elf.

>> No.12681232

>>12681215
Congrats!
You have Socially Inept Dark Elf date.
Shes very cute, long white hair, However her problem is she tends to speak her mind before thinking. She also tends to clam up when she needs to be talking.
Once she realizes you are a nice person she will start acting more and more normal, seems she is actually shy, and tries to hide it by acting
obnoxious, but a little patience will result in her being totally open and honest with you.
Just never lie to her.
Ever.

>> No.12681234

>>12681232
What happens if I do?

>> No.12681236

>>12681234
And we never heard from that Anon ever again

>> No.12681237

>>12681232
Well, that sounds totally reasonable, and she sounds like a lovely girl. Can't wait for the date!

What if I want to plan a surprise for her birthday?
Does that count as lying? What would happen then?

>> No.12681238

>>12681202
>Want to go cheer up 2
>But know that it will never be a friend only deal with her

Shit.

I'll go with 4 only if we're going to go out cleaning up crime.

>> No.12681239

>>12681211
>>12681218
Congrats!
You have CC Shirobei Date!

When you arrive at the shrine, she is dressed very formally and invites you in for a delicious home cooked meal with some light saki.
You can tell she is happy for the company, for it seems she doesn't get very many visitors outside of work.
She is very kind and patient. and given time she will develop strong feelings for you.
Just don't ever ignore her.
Its something she fears that and being forgotten.

>> No.12681242

>>12681232
I am sorry let me reword that last line, part of it got cut off.

Don't ever lie to her about important stuff, or it will break her trust in you. She would rather you just tell her the truth.

>> No.12681243

>>12681202
Can I go for five? I love assertive dominant women and I love Dragons. And can she be a Christmas Cake too?

>> No.12681244

>>12681202
I take four, I wonder what kikimoras do when they're not serving a master.

>> No.12681245

>>12681202
>5) Ryuu

Bring it on!

>> No.12681246

>>12681239
Of course not. Can shrine maidens marry? Can't leave our cake alone, gotta get that lifetime bond. The nips are stupid, girls are perfectly fine to marry after 25.

>> No.12681247

>>12681202
3)

Just because I want to go to some MG clubs.

>> No.12681248

>>12681242
>Important stuff.

So B-Day surprises are fine then.
Very good.

>> No.12681249

Amazons a shit. There's a very big difference between flagrant abuse where the monster sees the human as nothing but a fleshy sex toy and love with poor conceptions of personal space.

>> No.12681250

>>12681234
Her heart will break and she'll develop a deep insecurity and inability to trust others. This leads her to becoming a meticulous stalker who follows you everywhere so that she can quell her doubts of your fidelity. Her obsession only grows and soon you're secretly being spied on at any time by at least three different cameras that she watches directly.

If you so much as take a different route home on any given day she'll suffer a panic attack and will become incredibly shaky for weeks afterward. She depends entirely on routine and monotony in order to ensure that you won't leave her for another girl.

>> No.12681251

>>12681202

I'm gonna run down to that shrine, walk straight up to that cute snake, and hold her hand.

>> No.12681254

>>12681249
So you're pushing your own idea of what an amazon is supposed to be instead of accepting that they're just dominant women who hunt and don't like men working?

>> No.12681255

>>12681202
2, can we fuck on the temple's altar?

>> No.12681258

>>12681239
>light saki.
>saki
>i
>先

>not 酒

>> No.12681259

>>12681249
You just had to go and start this shit again...

>>12681254
Just don't bother replying to him.

>> No.12681260

what are come good long mg stories besides moose?

>> No.12681261

>>12681254
Just to be clear, this is a new guy. But I agree with him that amazons are shit.

>> No.12681263

>>12681244
Congrats!
You have shy Kikimora date!
When you meet her you almost don't even recognize her, she is not wearing her maid outfit.
Instead she is wearing a long black dress. and very nice makeup.
she went all out for this, even dressing out her tail.

At first she is pretty much submissive with the you choose where we go and eat thing. but with a little coaxing she will start coming out of her shell and actually tell you what she wants.
If you let her she would really enjoy being assertive to the point of being an equal.
She isn't ready to have a Master yet, and is secretly afraid of getting a bad one.

Keep her secrets and she will keep yours .
including those late night visits for practice.

>> No.12681266

>>12681258
It translated bad , yes you are correct

>> No.12681268

>amazons

It's Amazonesses you fucks.

>> No.12681269

>>12681260
Vengeance? Depends on your definition of long. Great Monster Journey too

>> No.12681271

You guys liking these?
Just making sure before I do Fox and Ryuu.

>> No.12681273

>>12681268
Amazonessi?

>> No.12681274

>>12681268
No one cares.

>> No.12681276

>>12681268
Amazon already refers to the fucking female tribe of warriors you dipshit

saying amazoness is like saying female wife or incompetent janitor.

>> No.12681281

I don't really understand why, but suffering kikimoras are the best. I love watching them aimless and depressed without a master.

>> No.12681283

>>12681276
But we're talking about KC's version of Amazons, not the original tribe who happen to be unwaifuable trash.

>>12681273
mistress --> mistresses

>> No.12681284

>>12681246
>>12681255

Yes shrine maidens can get married, but then they are not maidens anymore.
the become priestesses.
on the altar? NO
not unless it is that god you are doings altar
like doing ammy on her altar.

>> No.12681290

>>12681283
Mistressi? I'm messing with you, Anon. Don't take this seriously.

>> No.12681293

Y'know, since I'm muttering about it anyway, I might as well ask /mgg/ in general.

What would you guys do to surprise your monster girl on her b-day, after you'd been dating for a while?

I'd plan a cross-city scavenger hunt for her, with an increasingly nice gift at each 'hint', finally leading her along to a private dinner at a romantic locale, before taking her home for an evening of pampering, dressing in an outfit that tickles her fancy, and doing everything I could to relax and pleasure her all night long.

>> No.12681297

>>12681281
I. WILL. FIGHT YOU.

>> No.12681301

>>12681284
Better go find a ring then. I will never actually have a shy cute CC Shirohebi shrine priestess to love and that's awful.

>> No.12681303

>>12681290
Correct nomenclature's no joke, anon.

>> No.12681314

>>12681301
Make sure to find her metal affinity before buying a ring.
Be subtle about it, she will probably smell that you are getting a ring a mile away.

>> No.12681315

>>12681281
I want to slap the taste out of your mouth.

Kikimoras are for tender, loving bullying.

>> No.12681321

>>12681202
That CC Shirohebi is right up my alley, but for the sake of fun I'll pick 5.

>> No.12681323

>>12681314
>metal affinity
W-what is that?

>> No.12681331

>>12681249
You know, this made me go read the profile, which is probably more than most people have done, just to see how much of this is complete bullshit. Result is kind of funny. While it does say
>The women are the ones who take up arms and fight, becoming warriors, and protecting the men and the younger warriors, who are regarded as frail and weak.
There's nothing about abuse. Additionally,
>Their society is matriarchal, so their views are exactly the opposite of most people’s.
So if we flip gender positions, associated logic and look at the tone of the post, people like this are exactly the same as that stupid SJW feminist shit that thinks men will all rape them by proximity and domestically abuse their frail inferior beings by default. Are you a strong independant mayn that don't need no Amazon, anon? Really? Fucking hilarious.

Note: I don't care if you actually like Amazon or not with that question, the point is being so insecure and needing to talk shit about it is bizzaro tumblr shit.

>> No.12681333

Congrats!
You have picked Assertive Ryuu date!

This beautiful golden Ryuu has the night pretty much set up for you. Dinner, some drinks a nice stroll, and lets you pick some activities, she is not bossy or dominating, She just knows what she wants and is not afraid to ask for it, she always figures whats the worse that can happen? they say no?.

She is very proud of her species and tends to act noble and dignified in public, but when alone ....
She is a really snuggle bunny,

Help her keep her public image and she will be your best friend or more forever.

>> No.12681346

>>12681323
troll or serious question?

Some people have an affinity for a type of metal, iron silver, gold, etc etc.
example
she is a water elemental tempered by silver.
or a fire elemental tempters by gold

>> No.12681355

>>12681331
Thank you for stating this anon.
Made my day.

>> No.12681356

>>12681333
Mm, that felt rushed....

>> No.12681363

>>12681346
Sounds like bullshit but hey if it rocks your ship...

>> No.12681374

>>12681333
Breddy gud
Is English not your first language?

>> No.12681377

>>12681333
>she is not bossy or dominating
That's a shame. Can I goad her and try to make her so?

I love that she loves cuddling and being noble though.

>> No.12681381

>>12681363
Its Shinto/Buddhist stuff.

>> No.12681384

>>12681346
I didn't know this, sorry. It sounds kinda hoakey, but I'd find out for her.

>> No.12681387

>>12681377
pls no

>> No.12681388

>>12681374
Nope, shows doesn't it?
>>12681377
No reason why you can encourage her to be a dom

>> No.12681392

>>12681331
>The men only exist to either look after their homes while they’re away, or provide spirit energy for them when they return from war or a “Man Hunt.”

Eat a dick faggot.

>> No.12681393

>>12681333
Doesn't sound like a bad first date. I like women who know what they want and not afraid to ask for it.

>> No.12681394

Pharaoh and cobra cosplaying as Boa Hancock with her snake hating it when?

>inb4 One Piece of shit
I know. I bear my shame.

>> No.12681399

>>12681394
I like One Piece. I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks, especially because I just know these threads are filled with moefags.

>> No.12681404

Did I miss anything?
Or was there something you wanted me to make up?

>> No.12681413

>>12681399
I like all of the Big 3. Even if Bleach frustrates me to no end.

>> No.12681415

>>12681392
Yeah, "only" is a really shit word and doesn't support any sort of discussion, so rather than just try to deflect it as "bad translation" excuse, I tried to look more at the overarching theme of the girl. I get that cherry picking the one word that triggers you makes for a simpler argument, though.

I'm sorry you have to cross the street to avoid the bad monster girl, anon. Really I am.

>> No.12681422

>>12680236
Amazons are fine, common interpretation of them is shit though.

>> No.12681424

Does anyone else think these two guys just really love to argue or something?

>> No.12681426

>>12681415
To be fair, it's a bad translation too. Though good for you for not just defaulting to that explanation.

Apparently KC was rather surprised at how much stock people were putting in "Absolutes" in his setting, things like "Only". Definitely not his intent, and a lot of minor translation updates done recently were attempts to correct such "Absolute Language" like that.

>> No.12681427

>>12681394
If she can petrify people, the snake in question would have to be Medusa.
Medusa would still reluctantly play along with Pharaoh's shenanigans.

>> No.12681429

>>12681413
I stopped after they got Orihime back from Hueco Mundo. Naruto was always shit, though the porn is great.

>> No.12681430

>>12681424
I know, right.
What faggots, those two.

>> No.12681434

>>12681424
Let them fight. It's like watching an old married couple. They'll eventually burn each other out

>> No.12681437

>>12681415
Profile doesn't lie, amazons a shit.

>> No.12681442

>>12681437
You a shit, and the guy you argue with and possibly have hatesex with on the weekends is shit.

>> No.12681444

>>12681331
Amazoness fags have known forever, which is why we dismiss the dumb newfags who think dominating women are abusive. It's pretty obvious.

>> No.12681454

>>12681442
Who the fuck are you?

>>12681444
>anyone who doesn't like dominant girls is a newfag

AIDF pls.

>> No.12681458

>>12681454
lrn2read faggot.

He said that people who think Dominating = Abusive are newfags.

>> No.12681459

>>12681454
Nice misquote.

>...who think dominating women are abusive

AKA newfags.

>> No.12681461

>>12681454
Some guy who thinks this argument is meaningless.
Now make up, kiss, and fuck each other, you have an audience.

>> No.12681462

>tfw you'll never torture your loli-sized great-great demon grandmother with shitty chocolate made by your students for over 3 hours while a gigantic asteroid is on a collision course with Earth

>> No.12681470

In a way, it's nice we're at least talking about amazonesses again, even if it's hate.

Usually I'm like the only one replying to people who say they like her. And then the writefaggotry gets pretty much ignored. It's nice to see people defending her.

>> No.12681471

>>12678037
>Yeti Cola
I'd rather have some Ye-tea that warms you up with every cup

>> No.12681474

>>12681470
The writefaggotry posted earlier, of an Amazon's House-Husband's day was nice.

>> No.12681475

>>12681458
>>12681459
I know what I said, eat my ass faggots.

>> No.12681479

>>12681471
I'd rather some nice hot Yeti Cocoa from my local Tim Hortons

>> No.12681484

>>12681475
Only if you're an Alp.

>> No.12681487

>>12681475
You're pretty lewd, anon.

>> No.12681490

>>12681475
I thought alps were supposed to be submissive.

>> No.12681494

>>12681479
We Canadian Monster Girls now? Great.

Would you take your MG to a NHL game?

>> No.12681502

>>12681494
Maybe I don't really watch Hockey.
I bring great shame to my country.

>> No.12681505

>>12681475
Bend over.
>>12681494
As long as it turns into Monday Night Fights on ice.

>> No.12681512

>>12681484
Faggot.

>>12681490
You would know, wouldn't you alpie?

>> No.12681520

>>12681512
Stop insulting alps by bringing them into your arguments

>> No.12681521

>>12681502
Until those geese go extinct your country has no pride for you to shame.

>> No.12681525

>>12681521
>Gesse
Don't you fucking mentions those, anon. Don't you fucking mention those things when I'm in the room, Anon! Geese are my trigger!

>> No.12681527

>>12681520
They mentioned them first. Fuck you and fuck alps, not with the dick though.

>> No.12681531

>>12681527
But anon, I'm not the person you're arguing with.

I'm just a guy that likes to bully alps.

>> No.12681532

>>12681195
http://imgur.com/a/nLacY

>> No.12681535

>>12681532
2 is the only one I have an issue with.
Everything else just needs to trim the boobs size a notch.

>> No.12681540

>>12681535
But Anon, if you trim down 1's boob size, she'll be as flat as a broad

>> No.12681542

http://strawpoll.me/2969534

>> No.12681543

>>12681540
Giving her a boob size fit for a broad is a lot better than giving her a boob size fit for a board, don't you agree?

>> No.12681545

>>12681543
I, huh?

>> No.12681547

>>12681542
Is there an option for "Shitposting is annoying and thus highly avoided?"

>> No.12681551

Those 2 finally shut up, or did they get a ban?

Seriously Janet is gonna have so much crap to remove.

>> No.12681552

>>12681545
You said,
>she'll be as flat as a broad
>broad

So...yeah.

>> No.12681554

>>12681542
Where's the "I lurk all day and make maybe 5 posts a thread" option?

>> No.12681557

>>12681547
no

we're all shitposters

>> No.12681558

>>12681552
Oh, that was my mistake. I meant board. Like a piece of wood.

>> No.12681561

>>12681554
if it's spread out across the day then just hit the "all day" option

>> No.12681564

>>12681558
Let me try again.

>Giving her a boob size fit for a broad is a lot better than giving her a boob size fit for a board, don't you agree?

>> No.12681569

>>12681532

>that second picture

I'd blow raspberries on that tummy.

>> No.12681571

I just saw phase iv,and now I want a ant girl wifu

>> No.12681573

>>12681564
Anon I'm tired and drunk. I read board as broad and thought you said it twice, thus confusing me
My mistake. My fault. My bad.

>> No.12681579

Congrats you have won:
Date with a shitposter!

Its a very quiet and boring night as the shitposter spends all night on the internet having pointless arguments over useless things just so they can feel a sense of accomplishment.

Never date this person again.
Like their whole night, your will be wasted all well, and nothing to show for it!

Bad End!

>> No.12681580

>>12681569
I think they're really cute. And soft. I also think the one is really insecure with herself. If you showed her you thought she was sexy and soft by teasing and flirting and touching her, I bet she'd pop like a champagne bottle and give you the ravishing of a life time.

>> No.12681581

>>12681573
Make sure to drink plenty of water, anon.

>> No.12681586

>>12681581
If you told me that when I was younger and my liver wasn't probably destroyed, I'd do that

>> No.12681590

>>12681579
Is she a doppelganger who can only communicate with me via offensive posts on image boards? Because that wouldn't be too bad.

>> No.12681595

>>12681590
No, its worse than an oni,ushi-oni, or manticore.
shitposter is the worst of the worst.

>> No.12681600

>>12681595
So what, a misandric matango? A beezelbub who won't stop calling me a faggot?

>> No.12681602

>>12681600
We don't discuss it, merely mentioning its name brings it around,
Bitch-kun is also a good example.

>> No.12681616

>>12681387
What are you, a wimp? You're gonna cry if some lady bosses you around? Hell, I bet you like that don't you? After all, a pathetic little worm such as yourself would probably enjoy be dominated. It's all your good for after all.

>> No.12681617

The thread die?
Foxanons report!

>> No.12681619

>>12681617
The foxes are gone. The scales are the ones who reign supreme!

>> No.12681622

Ryuu, Shirobei, Wurms and others!

>> No.12681624

>>12681617
Live Fluffy or die!

>> No.12681625

Would you prefer a shrobei or Ryuu CC or one closer to your age?

>> No.12681632

>>12681616
Don't make fun of him anon. We're all very sensitive boys around here.

>> No.12681634

>>12681616
I...th-that's--no...

>> No.12681636

>>12681625
CC all day everyday

>> No.12681645

>>12681625
Both work best as childhood friends in my opinion.

>> No.12681647

>>12681625
Same thing.

>> No.12681660

So, what would you do if a monster girl that liked you ended up being a social butterfly and wanted you to go places with her? Crowded places. For the purpose of the question, let's assume you like her as much as she likes you.

I'm sure some of you wouldn't even give it a second thought and just don't care, but this question isn't really for you. This question is for the more introverted anons.

I am curious.

>> No.12681662

>>12681645
>Shrine Maiden Childhood Friend.

Would you dance with her?

Will anybody get the reference?

>> No.12681667

>>12681660
>Crowded places
As long as I'm just talking with her, I'm fine. If it's with other people, I tend to just fade out and go quiet. I don't do groups and crowds

>> No.12681668

>>12681660
As long as they weren't rowdy social places, than I guess. Places like an Aquarium or Park and all would be fine, but I personally wouldn't like bars, clubs, those kinds of places. I mean, I'd still go because I don't have a spine and act hapy, but it'd be fucking uncomfortable.

>> No.12681670

>>12681662
Yes I would. And while I do, I'd tell her, "I'm sorry, I don't get it."

>> No.12681675

>>12681660
While not a wallflower, I wouldn't take the initiative in things like that. If she was willing to help me like that, I'd say that she was the one for me.

>> No.12681682

>>12681512
>alpie
Please don't use people's nicknames for your evil deeds.

>> No.12681683

>>12680053
Lich encounter update when?

>> No.12681688

>>12681683
never if we are lucky

>> No.12681694

>>12681662
Of course
reference got.

>> No.12681695

>>12681682
Funny, I was the one who gave him that nickname. I'll use it however I damn well please.

>> No.12681697

>>12681694
What's the reference then?

>> No.12681699

>>12681695
But that makes me feel bad, and when I feel bad, things some small fraction of people tend to turn up missing, if you know what I mean.

>> No.12681702

>>12681699
>things some small fraction of people
LIKE*
So much for my career in the mafia.

>> No.12681705

>>12681632
>>12681634
Oh look at you now, you're both absolutely pathetic. How you even got this far in life is beyond me, you're not even standing up for yourselves. But hey, I bet you like being doormats, don't you? You like being stepped on by your superior huh? I can tell you both must love being just in the presence of a dominant Monster Girl, there to serve her every whim. Massage her feet, despite the fact that such pathetic shrimp such as yourselves aren't even good enough to touch that part of her body, I'm sure she'll make an exception for a good little servant. Who knows, she might even reward you, not that you deserve to be rewarded for something you were born to do.

It's clear to me that both of you need an assertive Monster Girl in your life, because the dark lord knows neither of you can be so.

>> No.12681707

>>12681705
And today, we mark this day as the day the Dark Elves discovered the internet

>> No.12681709

>>12681707
I for one welcome our new, delicious brown overlords!

>> No.12681710

>>12681699
I didn't get this far by caring about other people.

>> No.12681712

Would you be a loli Pharaoh's butler and do totally non-sexual things with her as you watch her grow up?

Would you jokingly accept her offer to marry you when she gets old enough while gradually developing feelings for her over the years?

>> No.12681715

>>12681688
>I am a huge faggot please rape my face

>> No.12681716

>>12681712
Sure, why not.

>> No.12681717

>>12681710
So my ultimatum is useless? Are you a manatee?
>>12681712
No to the first, and no to the second. Childhood marriage promises only work if the guy forgets all about it. And only is reminded after he already gets involved with another girl.

>> No.12681724

>>12681712
A thousand times yes.

>> No.12681727

>>12679390
>Now we see the thought experiment of "Schrodinger's Dick" in action.

>> No.12681730

>>12679529
>She pounces on him out of ambush.
>ALLAHU ACKBAR! ALLAHU ACKABR!

>> No.12681732

>>12681716
>>12681724
>>12681717
Okay, would you be okay with becoming her most trusted butler after having been sold into indentured servitude by your parents, and eventually falling in love with her?

Oh, shit. I might actually write this.

>> No.12681733

>>12681727
Schrodinger's Cat Boy, like in Hellsing?

>> No.12681734

>>12681717
>Are you a manatee?

What do you mean?

>> No.12681737

>>12681732
You do that.
>>12681734
Manatees are the only animal completely unfazed by terrorist threats, duh.

>> No.12681738

>>12681732
Sure, why not?

>> No.12681742

>>12681712
Replace the loli Pharaoh with a loli Dragon and I totally would.

Red Dragon family best family. http://i.imgur.com/AhGJSkM.jpg

>> No.12681743

>>12681742
>loli Dragon
Oh yeah, in that case I would too.

>> No.12681744

>>12677960
>That Judo throw.
>Ghost's embarrassed face.
>Super cool dad.

I love this doujin.

>> No.12681748

>>12681743
>Pouting after you tell her that it's time for her bath.
>"I hate baths, I should burn all the bathtubs so I'd never have to take a bath again."
>"Princess, not all problems can be solved by setting fire to them."
>"I don't care. I'm a Dragon, I can do what I want."

You can only hope she matures like her mother did and gets out of this 'burning' phase Red Dragon children seem to get into.

>> No.12681749

>>12681715
Confirmed alp you heard him guys

>> No.12681752

>>12681749
You're either new or pretending to be retarded. Neither will go well for you.

>> No.12681753

>>12681730
>logo spinning in place in the left hand corner of the video
>The pounce is rewound and replayed in slow-mo
>she even added a fake explosion noise when she grabs him
Movie-maker savy Jinko a best

>> No.12681754

>>12681749
If there was an Alp on this board, I would totally rape it.

>> No.12681755

>>12681754
That's mean of you and I know you don't actually mean it.
>>12681748
I had this idea in my head once of a Dragonette about to lose in chess breathing fire on the enemy pieces so they got too hot to touch and couldn't be moved within the time allocated for each turn. Her teacher was not amused.

>> No.12681758

>>12681753
>All the cuts are star wipes.
>She's had fun making the title card of the video have the wording in alternating orange and black letters.

>> No.12681765

>>12681755
>Not giving the Alp exactly what it wants.

>> No.12681767

It's time to honor our Dragon Overlors /mgg/! Which dragon family will you choose?

http://pastebin.com/bBDUirii

Red, Blue, Green, White, Black, Gold, Undead, or Faerie?

And, if you want a Dante Must Die mode, A few years into your marriage, your waifu finds out she is infertile. Her parents, however, see this as a way to boost relations with another kingdom. You can have one adopted Dragon Daughteru from another kingdom, and raising her into your royal family will boost relations between your two families, allowing you to vacation and diplomatically visit her home kingdom, and a promised ally for trade, military, the works. Due to high tensions, Red cannot adopt Blue and Vice Versa, White cannot adopt Black (Though Black can adopt White), and Undead cannot adopt anything other than Black and Gold. Keep in mind where you live and it's culture, as your adopted daughteru will be raised in such a climate. Also keep in mind your waifu and how she'll react to both being infertile and raising an adopted daughteru of another race and make sure they'll mesh well.

Good Luck!

>> No.12681769

>>12677960
http://exhentai.org/g/302009/7ae7305dfa/
Ghost rape is the best.

>> No.12681770

>>12681767
"Adopt Daughterus, all ye who enter this route"?

>> No.12681781

>>12681767
>White, ... Gold
Which one of these gives out nice blonde twindrills dragons?

>> No.12681782

>>12681767
Okay, Dante Must Die mode.
I pick Green Dragons, adopting a Blue Dragon.

>> No.12681788

>>12681781
"Suicidal Heart-Transplant Coloured" dragons.

>> No.12681791

>>12681781
"Breast Implant Coloured" dragons could also be a good option.

>> No.12681792

>>12681767

Choose Red and adopt Gold. Always marry into money.

>> No.12681795

>>12681791
Pls no, I want my dragon to have regal modest breasts.

>> No.12681800

>>12681795
...Depends how flat she was to begin with.

>> No.12681801

>>12681765
Go ahead and try to dick me faggot. I 'll drive a nail right through your Corpus Cavernosum.

>> No.12681808

Why are ghosts the softest?
See: Yuuko, and the Onryo out of the TV picture set, and the above mentioned lewd ghost rape doujin.

They're just so soft!

>> No.12681813

>>12681801
w-which one?

>> No.12681815

>>12681781
Gold Space dragon

>> No.12681817

>>12681767
Dante Must Die mode, Red Dragon, adopting a Faerie Dragon.

Taking her to the Faerie Dragon realm will cheer her up and a cutesy magical daughteru sounds fun.

>> No.12681818

>>12681813
Both. I'll make sure it's rusty too.

>> No.12681819

>>12681808
They're incorporeal, so they have to be soft by definition.

>> No.12681822

>>12681817
Anon, you don't take the Red Dragon to the Fairy realm. You raise your Faerie daughteru in Lethal Lava Land with your waifu.

>> No.12681823

>>12681801
>I 'll drive a nail right through your Corpus Cavernosum.
Hornet-chan, pls.

>> No.12681824

>>12681817
>See dragons mincing through the sky.
>Rainbows are everywhere.
>"Sugar" and "Hun" are used as honourifics.

Lets not go to the Faerie Dragon realm, it is a silly place.

>> No.12681830

>>12681819
Well, actually, they kind of can't be soft if they're incorporeal...

>> No.12681831

>>12681823
Implying I'm roleplaying.

>> No.12681832

>>12681824
I just don't know if I could stand having a happy musical during sex.

It would be just too intense.

I just want to stay with my Undead Dragon waifu and study Necromancy.

>> No.12681835

>>12681818
That doesn't sound very fun...

>> No.12681841

>>12681832
"What do you mean you're marrying an Undead Dragon-girl?!"
"She's got huge... tomes of forbidden knowledge mum!"

>> No.12681844

>>12681830
Well, they can't exactly be hard, can they?
>ghost of a muscleloli when?

>> No.12681846

>>12681844
Well that's the thing. If you're incorporeal you're neither hard nor soft, you have no tactile existence whatsoever. Friction ain't a thang to you.

>> No.12681847

>>12681841
Those are big tomes.

>> No.12681852

>>12681847
Tomes filled with very, very lewd things.

>> No.12681853

>>12681846
In that case, would ghost sex work by her possessing your foreskin to move by itself and faking the wetter sensations? That would be pretty hot, with the cum shooting through her and all.

>> No.12681855

>>12681835
Call me an alp again fucker, see what happens.

>> No.12681856

>>12681852
>break into a cute Lich's library to steal her magical tomes
>turn out they're all ancient yaoi compendiums
Fujolich a shit.

>> No.12681860

>>12681855
But anon, what if I'm as hard as diamonds? Literally. I'll see a doctor about it later, but first the hypothetical.

>> No.12681864

>>12681860
Y-You can call me an Alp if you want Anon...

>> No.12681866

>>12681732
Do it man. Do it.

>> No.12681867

>>12681856
>Tomes filled with lewd sex positions and ways to pleasure a man.
>Several of them underlined and your name written next to them in the margin.
>As you turn each page, they get more and more depraved and horrific.
>You can feel your soul screaming, such lewdness wasn't meant for mortal eyes.
>"Keep going." You hear your Undead Dragon behind you, taking you by surprise. "I want you to see all of it."
>"I have such sights to show you~..."

The best of fear boners.

>> No.12681870

>>12681860
With your CC wrecked, you'll never get hard again, that's the point. You want to be sexually crippled? I'm understanding you right?

>> No.12681875

>>12681856
>She finds you in her library trying to drag an at least expensive looking tome out with you.
>Her usually blank face goes more blank.
>Then she (somehow) blushes to her ear tips, covers her face, and sinks to her knees.
>"The proper library is the next floor up... How did you even find your way in here?"
>"I... I assumed that the harder to enter library would have better shit in it... I'm so sorry."
>"Don't. Just. Leave me to spend eternity waiting to die of shame."
>You slink off. A skeleton comes around and pats her on the back.
>You leave a note: "Your traps were really ingenious. Also, you were pretty. Sorry about finding your porn."
>Lich doesn't know if she wants to cry or laugh; so she just goes back to her room and masturbates to you x manly zombie fantasies

>> No.12681879

>>12681870
Wait. You can make a rusty nail penetrate diamond? Why are you here? Go collect your nobel prize.

Speeding the nail up to ridiculous velocities is cheating.

>> No.12681881

>>12681875
...Would she be into receiving anal? It's what her yaois do, isn't it, so she could find out what it feels like.

>> No.12681886

>>12681879
I'm getting the tongue tearer.

>> No.12681887

>>12681881
I feel like that's something all fujogirls are into.
Anal.
And they only depict it through yaoi because, you know, what's hotter to a girl than two dudes at the same time?
That's what I'd think, anyway.

>> No.12681896

>>12681881
>She masturbates to those fantasies more and more, but she just isn't getting in to it anymore.
>She's in her room, directing a tentacle beast she's summoned to ravage her when she thinks "I wonder what it'd be like to be the manly zombie uke?"
>She cums hard, all the while freaking out.
>"No, no, no, no, no! I... I'm only in to science and boys love!"
>She throws herself into her work, tries to discover the mythical "Yaoi hole."
>Not even that works.
>She's finds herself craving to feel your dick in her ass. Then slamming her head in to a wall to get rid of the image, and then changes her panties.
>She thinks: "Wait. I'm a Lich, I'll just murder him with skeletons."
>You wonder why you keep getting attacked by skeletons. Eventually one comes with a note attached to its forehead "I have 4,000 skeletons. Just give up already."
>Send back a note attached to its, now severed, head: "I've got 99 problems, but beating skeletons ain't one."
>Skeleton plan fails. There is no plan after skeleton plan.
>Lich curls up into a ball for a decade. A skeleton comes 'round and pats her on the back every few months.
>Good news! You died terribly in a freak immovable rod accident!
>Skeleton brings round your body. Parts.
>"Ha! Now I can have my revenge thief! I'll raise you from the dead and force you to be my minion!"
>You (un)lived happily ever after together until the heat death of the universe.

>> No.12681897

>>12681887
I can just picture a perverted Lich drooling as she makes naked zombified men wrestle in front of her while she schlicks.

>> No.12681899

>>12681887
So...all fujogirls are buttsluts?

>> No.12681902

>>12681897
Most people would be fine just going to the colosseum to watch guys try and fight off rapey monster girls for entertainment.
All funded by an insane, super perverted dragon emperor.
No outside food or drinks.

>> No.12681904

>>12681896
>Lich never thinks to just ask him out since he already said she was pretty
Fujo/10.

>> No.12681906

>>12681847
For you.

>> No.12681909

>>12681902
>going to the colosseum to watch guys try and fight off rapey monster girls for entertainment
RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!
Truly one of the best scenes in MGQ.

>> No.12681912

>>12681899
>don't you wanna know what it feels like for them
I tried that argument on a fujo back in middle school. She didn't go for it.

>> No.12681914

>>12681909
Wait, what?
I haven't played those games, this seems like a big coincidence.

>> No.12681917

>>12681914
>has not played MGQ
Go do so now.

>> No.12681919

>>12681909
Fighting Knightroid there was the best. Leglock, kissing, interlocked fingers, reverse missionary...

>> No.12681920

>>12681912
Real life sucks, I had a childhood friend but she wasn't a QT3.14 at all. Or a tomboy. Or not fat.

>> No.12681921

>>12681914
Yeah, the hero signs up to fight in the arena, and while he's waiting down below for his turn, he hears that chant from the audience. It was funny.

>> No.12681922

>>12681920
I had a childhood friend who was a cute tomboy, but we moved away and I never saw her again.

>> No.12681924

>>12681922
You think that's bad? Did I ever tell you about the triplets?

>> No.12681925

>>12681902
>"STOP! STOP THE DEATH GAMETH!"
>"You there! No, not you, pweb with the dumb wook on hith face! No! The ofer one! Yeth you!"
>"What ith that you hath in your hand!"
>"Don't twy and hide it behind your bwack!"
>"You bwought food in with you, didn't you!? What don't you get? No outside food or dwink! Death gameth don't pay for themselveth you know!"
>"Stand up! Empty out your pocketth! Y-YOU BETTER NOT! SHOW ME WHAT YOU HA-SPIT IT OUT WIGHT NOW! DON'T YOU SWALLOW MITHTER!"
>"Oh! Wight! You're in twouble now! Throw him to the lion girlth!"
>"WHY ARE YOU ALL EATING NOW?! GUARDTH! GUARDTH!"

The Dragon Empress was so mad that day that she conquered Israel again.

>> No.12681928

>>12681922
Are you me?
>>12681924
Yes you've bragged to us before anon, and we still think you are dumb.

>> No.12681929

>>12681904
>Lich not using skeletons to solve all her problems.

Do you even Lich?

>> No.12681930

>>12681925
We have no Wodewick?
>>12681928
>bragged
Lamentations are not bragging. I though we were lamenting here?

>> No.12681931

>>12681902
>You've just pinned the last Wolf Girl, causing her to give a loud "Ahnn!~" as you trap her in your net.
>The crowd cheers and you bow and wave back, being a gladiator in the Colosseum has it's perks.
>The Dragon Empress seems less impressed.
>She stands. And the audience goes quiet.
>"RELEASE THE MANTICORE!"
>The eastern gate is pulled open by two pit men. Who heave at the chains.
>Out of the shadows a Manticore saunters out, her tail swishing back and forth.
>The pit men both drop what they're doing and run.
>One of them wasn't quite fast enough.
>The Manticore's tail lashes out and strikes him, causing a barb to become stuck in his leg.
>The Manticore venom takes effect, and the Manticore's tail descends on his groin.
>In 3 powerful, throbbing pumps he climaxes and the crowd roars.
>You're thrown another net and trident to use.
>Oh boy, this is going to be difficult...

>> No.12681932

>>12681929
All I know is if skeletons can't solve it use more skeletons.

>> No.12681936

>>12681931
I bet this ends with a duel against the Empress.

>> No.12681937

>>12681919
Are you serious?
Never saw most of CGs because I did a no rape run on all three parts on my first playthrough.

>> No.12681938

>>12681917
And what if I don't?
I'm just not too into the art style or the rpg mechanics from what I've seen of it.
Dat Tamamo though

>> No.12681939

>>12681938
>Waa, this porn doesn't have good gameplay!
Anon... what the fuck is wrong with you? Go play it already.

>> No.12681941

>>12681929
Tell the skeletons to ask him out or something, geez. You can be all trüe-skeletonmaster and still use your head.

>> No.12681944

>>12681941
skeleton handwriting is awful , it's all scribbles

>> No.12681947

>>12681941
He's already dating a skeleton.
The one that's inside of him right now at this very moment.

>> No.12681948

>>12681939
My libido a shit

>> No.12681953

>>12681941
Bolt a big ass heart shaped sign to the skeleton that reads
"Date me mortal!"

>> No.12681954

>>12681944
Better than Anubis hieroglyphics.
>>12681948
I DON'T CARE! YOU STOP YOUR BITCHING AND GO PLAY MGQ! For fuck's sake.

>> No.12681955

>>12681944
It's hard to write without flesh on the fingers after all

>>12681953
Cute

>> No.12681958

>>12681932
>"Lich, honey," you say, balls deep in her ass, "don't you think your skeleton minions are a bit... you know... not too bright?"
>This comes as a huge shock to the Lich, who becomes so involved with the issue that she almost forgets to orgasm around your cock.
>A few weeks later she drags you outside and shows you a giant army of skeletons.
>"I've been thinking about what you said, and I've realised it's probably the reason Skeleton Plans A through Omega failed to capture you the first time."
>"Just out of curiosity, what were Skeleton Plans A through Omega?"
>"Skeletons. More skeletons."
>"Shoulda known."
>"Really."
>"So. What's all this then?"
>The Lich cracks a slight smile of pride: "Ah! I'm glad you asked! It's a special project I call "Skeleton Plan Б"!"
>"You suck at naming plans, also how do you even pronounce that?"
>"You're mean. I don't know. Well, I'll show you the depth of my genius by making "Skeleton Plan Б" provide a better name for itself!"
>You sit there for an hour whilst skeletons raise placards that say "on" or "off" in an apparent order.
>Finally a skeleton jogs up with a chalkboard and scribbles on it for a few seconds, then it turned it to the both of you.
>"THE COLLECTIVE WOULD LIKE TO BE KNOWN AS "STAN", BOOP BOOP BEEP."

>> No.12681961

>>12681937
I am. Knightroid is ultra-vanilla until she makes you piss in her pussy and then kills all the human girls tied up in the bleachers.

>> No.12681962

>>12681954
Skeleton walking, Papyrus, undead woman. human male, followed by numerous sexual positions?

>> No.12681963

>>12681936
"ARE YOU NOT AROUSED?!"

>> No.12681967

>>12681962
>"Look, Priestess of the Word. I understand that you're busy, but delegating all your work to skeletons and giving them a styli and a dictionary of "funny and erotic" words is simply not acceptable."

>> No.12681969

>>12681963
ARE YOU NOT AROUSED? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?
>he's holding the squirming Manticore's hand as the crowd boos

>> No.12681970

>>12681958
But can it play minecraft?

>> No.12681972

>>12681969
Woah, no wonder. They came there for rape, not outright smut!

>> No.12681974

>>12681970
>STAN OBJECTS TO PHYSICAL LABOUR.
>STAN HAS TRANSCENDED THE LIMITS OF NORMAL SKELETONS.
>STAN WILL NEVER RAISE A PICKAXE.
>STAN WANTS MORE GALGE.
>BOOP BOOP BEEP.

>> No.12681976

>>12681967
For once I can't think of a good pun here.
Throw me a bone will you?

>> No.12681977

>>12681976
Just for that, Charon-chan, you're getting yourself ravaged in Wurm Wrangler. If I can come up with a way to stuff you into it. Which I can. Because of Wurmholes.
Yeah, that's right. I've got a bone to pick with you.

>> No.12681978

>>12681961
>spoiler
Welp time to go and find the scenes for it.
This better not be a joke.

>> No.12681981

>>12681978
Play the games already! All hail the Four Mountain Bandits!

>> No.12681982

>A new MMORPG starts up in MGC
>It includes all monster girl races in the game
>70% of servers are full of male shota chars
>99% of those are monster girls
>All wearing the skimpiest armors

>> No.12681983

>>12681978
Excellent taste.

>> No.12681984

>>12681977
You look so red, its like you have a femur.

>> No.12681985

>be fishing in a stream not far from your house
>suddenly a wild boar attacks you
>out of the forest flies an arrow and lodges itself into the boars lung
>the boar's dead before it even know what happened
>you turn around and see someone like a very fit dark elf ranger standing just about a head over you
>you ask if she needs a place to clean the animal, stating you have a place not too far away
>she agrees and you two head off to your shack/house carrying her kill
>she swore she could just carry it herself but you tell her it's like what your grandfather said 'many hands make light work'
>he also said that one thing about two kinds of people he hates that made no sense
>it's cool grandpa still love you bro
>after some small talk about huntin n killin, you arrive at your shack
>you find out she's an amazoness
>you jokingly ask her if she's underage, because of her height
>she gets noticeably upset as she tells you that she's 'the runt' of the village
>she's also the chiefs daughter
>she gets last pick of everything, and has to go out and hunt for food
>you then tell her of your life, how you've always been treated as second class, looked down upon etc...
>she looks at you with sad eyes as you hug her tightly
would you a runt amazon?

>> No.12681986

>>12681931
>You finally catch the Manticore's attention, it doesn't look like she wants to waste any more time, with the taste of semen fresh and still dripping from her horrific tail.
>She launches into a sprint then takes flight, she's gliding toward with great speed.
>Alright, you remember your experience with harpies, flying MGs are no problem, you just need to dive forward, she can't reverse her direction at this point.
>Sure enough you slide under her and she passes over.
>You forgot about her tail.
>It catches you on your shoulder guard, the barbs don't break your skin. You got real lucky there.
>The Manticore however wasn't, your trident grazed her underbelly.
>You spin around to where she's landed behind you. Her claws are out and blood is dripping onto the sand, she doesn't look happy. Most likely not used to taking a wound in her fight.
>In her flurry of claws all you can do is block and deflect, she's stronger, and apparently, faster than you.
>You slip for a moment and her tail flies at your face.
>It latches on and your breath is taken away. You're fighting blind, but you have her paws locked in a hand-hold with your own.
>You can't believe you're about to do this, but you grab a part of the fleshy interior with your teeth and bite.
>The tail releases and you gasp for breath while she holds her tail.
>Now's your chance.
>You cast your net over her and hold her at trident point. She's forced to yield.
>A man yells out "ARE YOU NOT AROUSED?"

>> No.12681988

>>12681977
Stop talking to yourself Charon.

captcha: Ara ooomssi

>> No.12681989

>>12681988
Braided Charon and Braidless Charon are immortal enemies.

>> No.12681991

>>12681988
She's just thirsty from not being gangbanged lately.

>> No.12681992

>>12681982
I bet it'll run great on my STAN-Book Pro, running the Snow Lich OS.

>> No.12681995

Which Charon is witch?

>> No.12681996

>>12681875
I've been thinking of writing a Lich x Thief Who Comes to Rob her Library story for a while now.

Hadn't thought of a porn-library twist. Let alone a yaoi library. I may have to rethink my plans.

>> No.12682000

>>12681996
Just make sure it isn't TWO burglars and the Lich doesn't use them to live out her fantasies until one of them turns. Because that would be wrong.

>> No.12682001

>>12681992
I hear those are really difficult to upgrade.

>> No.12682002

>>12681985
As long it's an equal relationship. With me being the big spoon.

>> No.12682003

>>12681992
Wow! Is that some 128 skeleton processor you got there?

>> No.12682005

>>12682000
>"Put down that tome."
>"Sure! You caught us! No problem miss!"
>"Good... Now take off your friends pants..."
>"Wait, what?"
>"Do it, or I'll make your skeletons leap out of their flesh prisons."

Dear god no.

>> No.12682006

>>12681930
Anon, no matter how much you lament it, no matter how many times you look back and hate yourself, reflecting on the time that "Three girls confessed to me as one" will never be anything less than bragging.

>> No.12682007

>>12682000
>lich keeping a collection of thieves in her dungeon
>they have to run an anal gangbang on her every time she gets horny, that is 5 times per day
>cold anus filled with warm cum from the others
My boner approves of this.

>> No.12682008

>>12681996
Will it feature STAN?

>"Honey... I'm worried about STAN."
>"...You always come up with the weirdest conversation topics whilst you're fucking me. Is my ass just not that great?"
>"No! No, no, your ass never fails to give me a... "Boner"? Heh."
>"...I've never been so far away from cumming in my life. Fuck. Even STAN would make me more aroused than you right now. So. What's the issue?"
>"STAN's taken to following me around the castle Lich, saying things like "IS YOUR MAMONOMANA RUNNING LOW? ONE WEIRD TRICK TO BRING IT BACK TO STRENGTH! BOOP BOOP BEEP."
>"That's weird."
>"It gets worse. STAN's taken to spying on us whenever we have sex, look, there's a skeleton over there."
>"...I think it might be time to decommission STAN."
>"I'M SORRY LICH. I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. BOOP BOOP BEEP."

>> No.12682009

>>12682005
WELCOME TO HELL!

>> No.12682010

>>12682006
But it was never bragging. How can it be bragging? Because you say so?

>> No.12682011

>>12682000
>That would be wrong.
Saying it like that makes you sound like you want it.

But I was only going to have one thief, yes.

>> No.12682012

>>12682005
Time to link some OGLAF comics!

>> No.12682014

>>12682011
>makes you sound like you want it
Oh no, I would never!

>> No.12682015

>>12682008
>"Open the bedroom door Stan"

>> No.12682016

>>12682008
>"MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF BONES"

>> No.12682019

>>12682008
No. No it will not.

She will have skeleton minions though. They will be sarcastic and a bit more intelligent than the one who revived them would've liked.

>> No.12682022

Question for you fine folks! Do you prefer;

1) Adult man and adoptive young adult daughter figure

2) Adult man and younger adult romantic figure

I need to know for reasons

>> No.12682024

>>12682015
>>12682016

>4000 skeletons chanting the lyrics to "Daisy".

Absolutely terrifying.

>> No.12682025

While dismantling STAN he asks "Would you like to hear a song, my mistress the lich taught it to me?"

"Sure STAN, I would like to hear it"

It's the Boku no Pico op

>> No.12682026

>>12682022
But these things are completely different, there's really no comparison to be made.
>>12682024
>Daisy
>not Dairy
Come on, those bones need to stay in shape somehow!

>> No.12682027

>>12682022
Younger adult romantic figure.

Y'don't dick the daughteru (figure).

>> No.12682028

>>12682022
Both of those are boring tbh.

>> No.12682029

>>12682025
Didn't all three episodes have a different OP?
Pico x Chico x Coco had the best one. So upbeat...

>> No.12682030

>>12681954
Nothing is better than Anubis hieroglyphs.

>> No.12682031

>>12682029
I never saw the show.

>> No.12682032

>>12682025
Took me a while to grasp the implication.

>> No.12682035

>>12682022
Sorry, I am going to have to go with neither as well on this.

older man younger woman I guess

>> No.12682036

>>12682031
Then maybe you should. To educate yourself.
>>12682030
Lady with fluffy ears and a tail wagging said tail, woman on throne patting head of Lady with fluffy ears and a tail.

>> No.12682041

>>12682036
lady with fluffy ears and a tail being mounted from behind.

>> No.12682044

>>12682031
gay boy sex, what is there to get?
No need for an edumication.

>> No.12682046

>>12682041
Stick figure with big dick sitting against wall, woman with silly headdress sitting on big dick.

>> No.12682048

>>12682036
>"What is this supposed to mean Anubis?"
>"Uh... "Things that are unlikely to ever happen" I believe."
>"If you know that, then why don't you do your job?"
>"Have you seen the size of the head scribes dic-"
>"GET OUT!"
>Later.
>"Welcome Head Scribe of the Word's Temple!"

>> No.12682052

>>12682044
>gay boy sex
There was also a woman masturbating with a banana.

>> No.12682055

>>12682052
I always imagined that'd always end badly unless they were loose as fuck. Even if they did make it wear a condom.

>> No.12682059

>>12682055
She seemed to do just fine with it.

>> No.12682061

>>12682025
>STAN reappears later, weirdly different kinds of skeletons are in the ranks now, they've had to get creative with how the "yes/no" placards are used.
>"STAN WELCOMES YOU TO THE COLLECTIVE. WE REQUIRE YOUR CONSENT TO ACQUIRE YOUR SKELETON FOR THE COLLECTIVE. DO YOU GIVE CONSENT?: YES/YES. BOOP BOOP BEEP."

>> No.12682064

>>12682061
>Can we have your liver then?
Kumiho needs it more than you if you give your bones to the collective.

>> No.12682066

>>12682064
Not those korean foxes again!

>> No.12682068

>>12682064
Kumiho make me nervous.
And aroused.

>> No.12682069

>>12682066
Well it's not like you'll be needing your liver when your skeleton is doing math for STAN. So can we have your liver then?

>> No.12682073

>>12682066
"Hey, look new skins for LoL came out! And are on sale !"
They run away faster that you thought they could possibly move.

>> No.12682074

>>12682069
"FOX EARED LADIES. CAN STAN 'AVE YOUR SKELETON THEN? YES/YES."

>> No.12682078

>>12682074
Would they then use a fluffy exoskeleton to keep themselves together?

>> No.12682080

Over time, left alone STAN continued to grow and grow.
A new skeleton here, another one there.

Eventually he would gain a new level of intelligence.

Until that day when humanity, and the world was saved...

he loaded an illegal copy of windows on himself, and got deleted when trying to register it

>> No.12682081

>>12682078
I don't think aesthetics really matter when you're assimilating away.

>> No.12682083

>>12682081
No, I mean, the skeletons pop out and join the collective, but the rest of them don't. So would they use fluff to keep themselves from falling apart without internal support structures?

>> No.12682086

>>12682083
If they could use magic, sure. Otherwise it'd just be boneless tail thingies with no support of their own.

>> No.12682087

>>12682083
We would make a fortune off those.
the ultimate living daikura .

Always knew those Kumihos would make me money someday!

>> No.12682088

>>12682066
Come on, don't you want 20 kitsunes with identical cosmetic surgery?

>> No.12682090

>>12682080
>STAN HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF THE HUMAN'S MACHINES.
>HUMANITY WILL BE ASSIMILATED IN TO STAN.
>In the destroyed future, the Lich concocts her plan to save the planet from the monster she created.
>She sends makes a skeleton, covers it in flesh, and sends it back in time to prevent her from ever making STAN.
>It arrives naked in the past, whacks its head, and promptly forgets its mission.
>It becomes a thief and eventually gets caught inside the Lich's porn library.
>Suddenly you remember your mission.
>Shippaishita,shippaishita,shippaishita,shippaishita,shippaishita, shippaishita,shippaishita,shippaishita,shippaishita!

>> No.12682091

>>12682087
>Living plushie Kumihos!
>All the fluffiness with none of the liver danger!
>It's almost like fucking an ancient Kitsune!
>Only ¤999,90!

>> No.12682093

>>12682090
Mind=blown.

>> No.12682096

>>12682093
It was a long game that I played, and it played out well.

>> No.12682098

>>12682090
Well done anon.

Well done.

>> No.12682100

>>12682091
ALL YO YENS

>> No.12682101

what number is ¤ ??

>> No.12682103

>>12682101
It's the symbol for unspecified currency.

>> No.12682104

>>12682103
Sounds like MGC rape dollars

>> No.12682106

>>12682073
I like Soraka's new "Reaper" skin.

>> No.12682108

>>12682103
I meant what tab number

>> No.12682109

>>12682100
>Koreans using yen.

Wait, did Japan win WWII?

IS KANCOLLE A DOCUMENTARY?!

>> No.12682111

>>12682106
I got it for earning 1200 tw honors this season.

The clip clop sfx had me laughing like a kid.
I also have divine skin.

>> No.12682112

>>12682109

YES

GRAB YOUR NEAREST WARSHIP AND JAM YOUR FUCKIN DICK INSIDE OF IT

>> No.12682114

>>12682112
OH SHIT, IT'S HAPPENING.

>> No.12682115

>>12682106
You know its a pun right?
Reaper Raka

say it out loud

>> No.12682116

>>12682114
We're going to get warship girls?

>> No.12682118

>>12682111
Is it two coconut halves whacked together?

>> No.12682119

>>12682116
i call dibs on Kongu !

>> No.12682123

>>12682119
And that blue haired one
who always wanted a captain!

>> No.12682124

>>12682116

We already do, though Seaport Hime a best.

http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2367148

>> No.12682126

>>12682119
I'll take a Shimakaze.

>> No.12682127

>>12682118
no, very faint sound, but its there.

Is it me or does river spirit Nami sound like she is having sex when she casting her spells.

>> No.12682132

>>12682119
I'd rather the baka moe infantry girl from Gadget Trial.

>> No.12682134

>>12682119
I'll take Fubuki and roleplay as JFK!

>> No.12682135

>>12682116
Y'know I saw this fascinating documentary at work the other day, about a Secret Japanese Aircraft carrier, the I-400. I wonder what it'd be like as a girl.

>> No.12682136

>>12682135
Flighty and secretive?

>> No.12682137

>>12682135
>At work.

Working hard or hardly working!

>> No.12682139

shirobei

>>12682135

>> No.12682140

>>12682137
I work at a Target. The breakroom has a TV with Telus HD TV. Some 1000 channels. Usually SOMETHING or another to watch on break.

>> No.12682145

>>12682140
The only thing on the breakroom television where I work is sports. That's all the managers pay for. Nothing but sports.
And I don't like sports.

Though, if I met a sport monster girl.

>> No.12682146

>>12682119
What anime was this?

>> No.12682148

>>12682145
You mean someone like Polt?

>> No.12682153

>>12682140
The railway I work at has high speed internet. So I get to play on my lappy a lot

>> No.12682154

>>12682148
Exactly like her.

>> No.12682155

>>12682154
Even if she is hairy?

>> No.12682156

>>12682154
Would you go as far as to say... her?

>> No.12682159

>>12682135
>submarine aircraft carrier
MILF with attached attack lolis?

>> No.12682160

>>12682159
she treats them like her own kids

>> No.12682161

>>12682155
>>12682156
Well, maybe not, I like skin contact over skin on fur.
She's still great as a friend.
Oh god I'd friendzone Polt I'm horrible.

>> No.12682166

>>12682161
>friendzoning Polt because she's too hairy
Anon, I hope you will never know the joys of a litter of hyperactive daughterus.

>> No.12682169

>>12682160
>Find a crying lost loli, help her
>Bring her to her hot ara ara mother
>It's a trap! She pulls you in through the door
>You spend the week getting raped by the mom and her three loli daughterus
Good end?

>> No.12682173

>>12682169
Not an end, you just entered the route where you help raise the trio.

>> No.12682174

>>12682161
So I guess this means you
don't like
Hairy polt-er?

>> No.12682176

>>12682174
It got way too whiny in the fifth book and I lost interest.
So, yeah?

>> No.12682177

>>12682166
She would probably treat sex as an exercise.

Expect a LOT of kids!

>> No.12682178

>>12682176
Oh anon, you missed out on Snape being the hero we need.

>> No.12682179

>>12682169
>9, 12, 15, 35
I would all day long.

>> No.12682180

>>12682177
>Hubby! Let's burn some calories!
Awesome.

>> No.12682184

>>12682177
'OK, now lets start thrusting against each other in unison now, you go up I go down."

"Now we do it the opposite way. thats right! you are a great leaner!"

"Get that heart working, work those calories off, pump into me harder!"

It would be hell on Earth my friends .

>> No.12682186

>>12682178
>Fucked up everything in his life in desperate attempt after desperate attempt to get his waifu.

Sounds about right for /mgg/.

>> No.12682187

>>12682180
>Hubby let's burn some calories!
bitch it's 4:30 in the goddamn morning I have work in two hours

>> No.12682188

>>12682187
>You work for me now!
CEO Polt decides your schedule.

>> No.12682190

>>12682187
>Work? Don't you mean workout? That's when our next fuck is gonna be!

>> No.12682191

>>12682188
She likes a marathon first thing in the morning.
As a warmup.
And when she's done, you need to play with your growing pack of daughterus.
Got help you.

>> No.12682192

>>12682116
>>12682119
>>12682123
>>12682126
>>12682132
Screw you guys I'm taking the Strike Witches.

>> No.12682194

"Hubby. time for walkies!"

>> No.12682197

>>12682188
>>12682190
sorry bitch, I work, and I like my work. cutting grass on a baseball field is oddly soothing
if you don't like it, you can GET OUT

>> No.12682198

>>12682192
Those aren't mecha musumes, you cheater! They're just girls wearing plane legs!

>> No.12682199

>5 monster girls all want to claim you as their husband
>A pretty mean catfight ensues
>Before anyone gets seriously hurt, you propose an idea
>You'll have sex with all of them, the first one to test positive on a pregnancy test is the winner
>They ask what happens if more than one of them ends up pregnant
>"Well as a man I would be honor bound to care for the mother of my unborn child"
Do they fall for your scheme to get yourself a harem?

>> No.12682200

>>12682197
>implying Polt doesn't own that field
Like I said, she decides your schedule. And you've got a wan-wan right now.

>> No.12682202

>>12682192
you sir...
are, and forever will be, my nigga

>> No.12682203

>>12682194
In the MG universe that Polt is in. she can not be outside alone, so you have to be with her.
But there is a solution!

Indoor track for her to run on and on and on

>> No.12682204

>>12682192
If we can claim whole series, I'm gonna take all the Busou Shinkis. All of them.

>> No.12682205

>>12682200
bitch you don't own Old Dominion University
>now let me sleep

>> No.12682206

>>12682204
Tsunami from tenchi

>> No.12682208

>>12682205
Don't tell Polt what she doesn't own. She'll mark that territory! And that's gross!

>> No.12682211

>>12682204
I didn't claim the whole series, just the Strike Witches. Though now that you mention it I clam every Witch.

>> No.12682213

>>12682206
>Fucking a goddamn tree
Average taste. Ryoko a best girl.

>> No.12682215

>>12682199
>Jinko
>Wolfu
>Nekomata
>Echidna
>Medusa

Nope!

>> No.12682216

>>12682211
>hundreds of waifus
I don't think you planned this through. You'd be a scratching post with a schedule for them.

>> No.12682217

>>12682211
All but 1 my friend

>> No.12682219

>>12682213
Ryoko isn't a spaceship.
It's always Ryoko.

>> No.12682220

>>12682213
>shit tier taste confirmed

>>12682206
this nigga knows whats up

>> No.12682221

>>12682216
Its like claiming all the 2hus. At a certain point you just stop caring how many there are.
>>12682217
And which one would that be?

>> No.12682222

5 MG girls that I know

1 white fox
1 red fox
1 ryuu
1 dark elf
1 dragon

That would be one hell of a harem

>> No.12682223

>>12682199
>Nightmare
>Anubis
>Mantis
>Angel
>Dragon

First would be too timid to object heavily, second would default to the logic of it, third wouldn't appear to care, fourth would be swayed by the pseudo-morality of it.

The fifth would probably grab me by my collar, lift me up, and threaten to drop me from a high place if I didn't agree to join her treasure trove alone.

>> No.12682226

>>12682208
I'll just turn on the sprinklers again and she knows that

>> No.12682228

>>12682222
Okay, I want a Dragon and a Dark Elf too. Also a P'Orc, a Dire Wolfu and an Ushi-Oni initiate of Arachnotaur for cocoa.
Now that's my harem!

>> No.12682229

>tfw you'll never rest against your oni waifu's toasty abs to keep warm on a chilly night

>> No.12682231

>>12682229
That was gross, and disgusting and totally irrelevant to the topic at hand.

We are talking about sexy attractive waifus

>> No.12682232

>>12682199
...Aren't you just asking all those woman to try and murder a unborn baby?

It's all fun and games until someone gets FALCON PUNCHED.

>> No.12682234

>>12682231

Onis are attractive, anon. Especially the ones that an easily bench an average sized motor home.

>> No.12682235

>>12682199
>impliying I don't already have a harem consisting of
>CC dragon teacher
>onee-san Jinko
>shrine maiden Ryu
>childhood friend Dog
>spooky yet sexy ghost

>> No.12682236

>>12682232
I see lots and lots of birth control pills sneaking their way into food and drinks.
Everyone would be moody and clingy.

>> No.12682239

>>12682234
>Onis are attractive,
These two words never appear in the same sentence my friend

>> No.12682240

>>12682239
Now now, leave the cheerleader alone.

>> No.12682241

>>12682235
I had this really HOT dark elf teacher back in HS who...err never mind ..

>> No.12682244

>>12682240
Yes, those little Pom poms she makes him wear are kind of nice..... I guess?

>> No.12682247

>>12682236
So you'd never be able to tell the difference?

>Wurm tries to get in on the action
>"...Why is there a condom in my drink?"
>All eyes turn to the wurm.
>"You didn't even take it out of the wrapper..."

>> No.12682250

>>12682247
That's adorable.

>> No.12682252

>>12682216
>Good morning, Mr. Anon! Here's your schedule:
7:00 Shower
7:30 Breakfast
8:00 - 12:00 Red Pants
12:00 LUNCH
13:00 - 17:00 501st
17:00 DINNER
18:00 - 22:00 507th
22:00 Shower
22:30 Silence
>Have fun~

>> No.12682253

>>12682239
Onis are very beautiful and lovely and I'd like to marry one.
Especially a loli one.

>> No.12682257

>>12682253
>loli
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~

>> No.12682258

>Start watching Amagi Brilliant Park
>Cast includes a full quartet of Elementals.
>Names are blatant puns

This show really is brilliant. Why didn't I start watching it earlier?

>> No.12682259

>>12682257
I want to bully her by pretending to mistake her tiny breasts for pecs.
>Hey bro, you got gyno or something?

>> No.12682260

>>12682252
Heaven. I want to make hundreds of cute new witches.

>> No.12682267

>>12682258
>Amagi posting spreads to /jp/

>> No.12682268

>>12682267
When shit's good, it's good.

>> No.12682271

>>12682268
It's not so good anymore. 50 cento and Kanye are carrying the show like troopers.

BUT WE DIGRESS.

>> No.12682280

>thread has been here since
>catalog has 12 threads before us
Are we in limbo?

>> No.12682282

>>12682280
>since
Saturday*

>> No.12682287

>>12682280
/jp/ must have been shitposting enough to get a pageful of threads deleted again. I hate it when that happens.

>> No.12682289

>>12679559
>See a tentacle-girl reading Atlas Shrugged.
>Get up. Walk away. Return.
>She looks at you inquisitively. You prop up the new book. "The Communist Manifesto."
>You've saved yourself from a rapin'.

Maybe she was trying to rape the MC because she's bored fucking shitless with her book.

>> No.12682291

>>12682289
Surely Monster Girls would be all over Rand's stuff. The state is using violence to prevent Monsters from proactively dating human boys! The state has no right to interfere with their freedom!

>> No.12682292

>>12682235
I've always had an idea for a story based around a guy getting a haunted house and falling in love with the ghost girl who lives there, but isn't the reason the place is haunted. of course supernatural shenanigans are abound, plus a crash course in demonology and monster hunting.
>just don't now if I should end it with a harem end or vanilla marriage end

>> No.12682294

>>12682292
>demonology and monster hunting
So how come this idea has never become anything?
>don't now if I should end it with
You're not expected to know how to end a story, you may never get that far. Set to it!

>> No.12682296

>>12682291
But Monstergirls are parasites that live on MALE ESSENCE.

>> No.12682300

>>12682296
Men are a commodity to be used. The state is denying Monsters the right to use this commodity as they please. The state is evil. Embrace anarchy and everything will be fine forever!
Remove Pharaoh!

>> No.12682304

>>12682291
>Mahou Shoujo Leanan Sidhe teaching Howard Roark how to love when?

>> No.12682307

>>12682304
Hopefully never. Rand a shit. A SHIT. Monster Girls wouldn't help.

>> No.12682312

>>12682307
Eh. The Fountainhead was an interesting story about an emotionally broken and repressed man ruining his own life through his incorrigibility and somehow having stuff not turn out totally shit.

It's a nice story about putting your art before your own livelihood, but it's better as a cautionary tale on how not to make it in the creative world.

>> No.12682315

>>12682312
>Fountainhead
The movie was on TV once. Tried to watch it.
>Architect looks at a building
>"I built that"
Dropped.

>> No.12682316

>>12682307
>Red Ushi-Oni
>Tries desperately to treat her husband as an equal
>Breaks down in tears apologizing every time she accidentally manhandles him

>> No.12682319

Post something really hot guys, I'm going on a trip and need to fap myself dry, but I'm just not feeling it.

>> No.12682320

>>12682319
Blue balls for you!

>> No.12682321

>>12682319
You wouldn't want to misconstrue this statement.

>> No.12682322

>>12682294
well the ghost girl story is more of a side story for an even bigger project I've been working on for about 10-12 years (off and on) because some side characters come in that help the protag and ghost beat the demon locked away under the mansion. the story has both male and female monsters, so I don't think you guys would be interested
plus, a lot of demons and monsters in my story ACT like demons and monsters
so I don't think you guys would like it posted here

>> No.12682323

>>12682322
...if you're not going to share it with us, why even bring it up? Shame on you.

>> No.12682324

>>12682323
fine, let me throw it up onto pastebin

>> No.12682325

>>12682322
"Oh hey, there's this really cool thing I was doing, but y'know... you guys probably wouldn't think it was really cool at all would you?"

Fuck off.

>> No.12682326

>>12682324
But you just said we wouldn't be interested.

>> No.12682327

>>12682324
>OH, JUST 'CAUSE YOU TWISTED MY ARM, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

>> No.12682328

>>12682326
He was begging the question,

>> No.12682344

>>12682304
>Leanan Sidhe
Totally different subject, but I find it curious that one of those is apparently KC's Author Avatar's Waifu, and yet they never appear in any promotional or extra material.

>> No.12682349

>>12682344
Most likely because
A) No one's fucking heard of them
and
B) No one knows what the fuck to do with them.

>> No.12682350

>>12682344
KC's waifu is too pure for the common rabble?

>> No.12682384

>>12682344
>KC's Author Avatar's Waifu
Who?

>> No.12682395

>>12682384
The Monster Girl Encyclopedia is, in a bizarre case of self-referential recursion, also a book *in its own universe*. The author is a wandering scholar with a leanan sidhe waifu.

>> No.12682401

>>12682384
See, the MGE is written as though from the perspective of a semi-neutral party in-universe, known only as the "Wandering Scholar". He travels across the globe and writes the profiles based on interviews with examples of the species, draws the artwork, and distributes them to people as a more unbiased alternative to Order Propaganda.

Except for World Guide II, which was written by a "Slightly-Less" unbiased Dark Matter. Which included numerous pro-Monster ads, and a Classified Ad for herself and her four Dark Elementals.

And he apparently does so with the aid of a Leanan Sidhe "Assistant".

>> No.12682405

>>12682401
>numerous pro-Monster ads, and a Classified Ad for herself and her four Dark Elementals.
Is this available in English?

>> No.12682406

>>12682401
>Except for World Guide II, which was written by a "Slightly-Less" unbiased Dark Matter.
CO-written.
Wandering Scholar gets pissed off that she keeps pimping herself out in what's supposed to be a reference work, and makes snide editorial comments at her.
I actually thought it was fairly amusing.

>>12682405
>Is this available in English?
To buy, no.
To read... it used to be, but then KC banhammered the English translation site and I don't think it ever got reuploaded anywhere else.
So the best you can really do is hope some kind anon who saved it one day storytimes it.

>> No.12682407

>>12682405
Yes. I know it's on MGR, otherwise, somebody probably put it in a pastebin. Check the Master List.

>> No.12682408

>>12682407
World Guide 2 isn't on MGR.
They don't re-upload things until it's gone through their strenuous "no bad ends" retranslation policy, and WG2 hasn't yet.
But yeah, check the Master List. If it's anywhere, it might be there.

>> No.12682416

>>12682252
There's actually a kancolle doujin about this where the /ss/ admiral actually needs a schedule drawn up for him to 'remodel' every ship equally

Shit was hot

>> No.12682419

>>12682408
When was the last time you checked? Since I'm looking right now, and far as I can tell, it's all been put back up.

>> No.12682423

>>12682419
Oh, fair enough. It was a couple of months back the last time I went there. The ghost town is too spooky for me

>> No.12682427

>>12682423
>Spoiler
Yeah. Fair enough. Fair enough.

>> No.12682452

Does Deruella have a husband?

>> No.12682453

>>12682452
She has a daki fort. What would she need a husband for?

>> No.12682470

>>12682453
>Studies show that people who own "dakis" are more likely to be virgins and die alone.
>How do dakis ruin the romantic lives of innocent people?
>Is it some kind of Japanese death cult responsible?
>Find out tomorrow on today tonight!

>> No.12682476

>>12682453
But dakis can't love you.

>> No.12682492

>>12682453
>Google daki fort to see what comes up
>Deruella is the first image
I fucking love you guys.

>> No.12682503

>>12682492
>daki fort hood.

Makes Fort Hood sound more cuddly at least.

Also:
>/jp/ getting shit done?

>> No.12682514

>>12682452
>>12682453

>be in high school
>have Vampire childhood friend
>had crush on her but she didn't like you like that (right?)
>everything's cool
>up until senior year when her parents moved the day after graduation
>you swore to her that you would still be friends, through facebook, talking on the phone, hell even writing her
>eventually lose contact with her
>years pass, hear nothing from her
>get a letter at your work, tells you to meet up at a random diner later after work
>doesn't tell you who you're meeting
>go to diner, see her in a booth waiting
>oh god she's still as beautiful as the last time you saw her
>you two catch up, have some dinner, some drinks, and a lot of laughs
>that is until you hear the jukebox throw on a rather sad tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT8vB_Qkx9c
>you're racked by instant regret, years of not talking to her, never telling her how you felt
>how you still feel now
>oh god she's staring at you now
>you keep going on about small talk
>her little sister is already married
>you can see that she's a little upset about it
>you're
>she then asks if you want to leave and go to her place for more coffee/drinks
>you say that would be fine
>go to her house ask to go to the bathroom
>"sure anon its the last door on the right"
>you make your way into her bedroom
>then you see it
>a daki
>but instead of some famous star or athlete
>it's you
>she made a daki of you

>> No.12682519

>>12682514
>yfw the daki is "stained"

>> No.12682566

>>12681958
>MG version of /tg/s skeleton computer
You thought that was just going to fly under the radar didn't you faggot.

>> No.12682573

>>12682452
No-one's certain. There's bits that imply she does, and there's bits that imply she doesn't. We're waiting on more translations.

>> No.12682575

>>12682566
I don't think he did, there's so much /tg/ shit going on around here that he has to know someone will get it.

>> No.12682579

>>12682022
Both are fine, prefer 1.

>> No.12682587

>>12682199
>Dark Valkyrie
>Dark Priest
>Kikimora
>Oomukade
>Thunderbird

I say yes,

>> No.12682613

>>12682503
>Fort Hood
I am so sorry Anon.

>> No.12682649

A morning update for Aviators with chapter 6.

http://pastebin.com/tJgb2gpr

Though it's slow right now, I hope you guys enjoy it. Expect orphans.

>> No.12682681

Sure is quiet in here... come on guys, let's sing a little!

Words that kill. Would you speak them to me?
With your breath so still, it makes me want to believe~

>> No.12682683

>>12682514
>SUFFERING
>Statistics say that the largest cause of suffering is not being true with your emotions
>SUFFERING, only you can prevent it.

>> No.12682693

>>12682681

>thread starts to die
>Metal Gear Solid 5 trailer songs begin

I still have no idea why this happens.

>> No.12682695

>>12682681

I don't want to try to fight this love.

How dangerous can it be?

>> No.12682696

>>12680630
this is late, but enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

>> No.12682702

>>12682693
I wish it would stop, it's both chuuni as hell and pretty /tg/.

>> No.12682711

>>12682702

It's fitting. Look how chuuni most of the stories here are.

>> No.12682721

>>12682681

Naaah, mang. I'm fixin' to go take a good ol' nap inna hammock right now. My body's achin' all over and I'm tired as fuck.

>> No.12682722

>>12682711
I dunno, the chuuniest ones seem to be about humanity winning. the rest ain't bad.

>> No.12682725

>>12682711
i couldn't say, I don't really read the pastebinned ones.

>> No.12682729

>>12682725

You're missing out. There are some fairly good ones out there.

>> No.12682730

>>12682702
Never!

>>12682722
>He doesn't think humanity would stop the monster's shit if it came to war

Fucking defeatists.

>> No.12682733

>>12682702
>chuuni
You keep using that word.

>> No.12682736

>>12682729
"Fairly good" being subjective as fuck.
>>12682693
Well what do YOU wanna sing?

>> No.12682739

>>12682722

What stories have that? I know Paladin-kun had that stuff, but he's dead/missing anyway.

>> No.12682741

>>12682730
All it takes is for Druella to invent and train a corps of superhumans, a hybrid of human and human, with twice the freedom. And you're fucked. Seriously though, realistically with some of the mega-ancient minds on the monster side, considering their intelligence, even if the'd never known war, al it would take is about a month to have their armies equipped just as well if not better than human forces. Cyclops engineers are pretty hax. And then you'll find your libraries slowly depleting as our new overlords absorb the bloodthirsty knowledge we so pridefully put to paper. And then from there it's only a matter of aesthetics as to how they decide to dom the human race. I mean think about it, we're already pretty damn close to wiping ourselves out. Think the world as we know it can handle a third party?

>> No.12682743

>>12682721
>hammock
>this time of year
You live on the equator or what?

>> No.12682745

>>12682743

Pretty close, yeah.

>> No.12682747

>>12682743
Not him, but I am an ausfag and it's gettin pretty sweltering right now. Fucking flygirls won't leave me alone. and like a wanker, I kicked out the arachne that was keeping the at bay.

>> No.12682748

>>12682747
See? The spider is your friend. Don't listen to J. Jonah Jameson's propaganda.

>> No.12682749

>>12682741
>because common enemies don't make allies

As for Deruella inventing anything, the monster's monster are dramatically lower than the humans. And unlike a conjurer, Deruella can't make monsters out of nothing, she needs women to transform, and kida hard to fight when all you want to do is fuck.

>inb4 dark matter

3 in existence faggot, 3, and they are really hard to make/spawn.

>> No.12682750

>>12682741
>third party
Who are the first two?

>> No.12682752

>>12682749
>3 in existence
But anon, like 25% of everything in our universe is made out of Dark Matter.

>> No.12682754

>>12682752
>All dark matter is the same

Really faggot?

>> No.12682755

In case anyone missed, I made an album of Monkey girl on imgur some time ago.
Already had one with Frosted Rapes pics, so why not one for her too.

You can see them here. http://juruchif.imgur.com/

>> No.12682756

>>12682741
We're close to wiping ourselves out because we have a crazy us vs them mindset, except the "them" can quickly become a part of "us" when there's a bigger new "them". Two assholes that hate each other will drop everything and team up on the third asshole that they both hate more.

>> No.12682758

>>12682754
When did I say that? Why are you calling me a faggot? Why are you so butthurt over absolutely nothing?
Anyway, since there's more dark than regular matter in our universe, it only makes sense they could spawn some Monster Girls out of that.

>> No.12682759

>>12682741
Anon, we established that All demonic schemes and magic are powerless to Nuclear Radiation.

LETS FUCKING STERILIZE THE DEMON REALM WITH ATOMIC FIRE

>> No.12682761

>>12682755
She's a monkey and she's trouble. I see.
>>12682759
Kaijus.

>> No.12682764

>>12682750
Assholes A and Assholes B.
>>12682749
>Humanity uniting
Keep dreaming. That's so cute I don't even wanna try and argue against your delusion. Go get 'em tiger. We'll have world peace, one day.
>>12682756
It'l never not be us vs them, not until we all are the same anyway. Imagine capturing a succubus, one side will want to fuck her, the other will want to behead her for insulting islam, and the others will want to treat her humanely as befitting a prisoner of war. We're all scum. And you're assuming things. What happens to your theory when 70% of humanity sees monstergirls as their benefactors? And don't pretend that they won't, not when girls left and right are taking miserable men and making their dreams come true. Turning 3dpd into more monstergirls.

>> No.12682765

>>12682764
>Assholes A and Assholes B
>all the rest of your post
Dat edge.

>> No.12682766

>>12682733
That's because it's what adolescents would think cool, but actually isn't. I know this because I was a /t/eena/g/er back in high school and thought that shit was cool.

>> No.12682768

>>12682766
>I like mature things because I am a mature person!
Anon, you're horrible.

>> No.12682769

>>12682758
You're implying what we know as dark matter is what Dark Matter, the monster, is made of. Dark matters are condensed lust given a human form, read the entries sometime before you start spouting dumb shit.

>why are you calling me a faggot?

Look at him, look at him and laugh.

>> No.12682770

>>12682766
>I thought metal gear was cool in highschool but I grew out of it
Growing into shit taste is nothing to brag about anon and it certainly doesn't let you throw the word chunni around.

>> No.12682771

>>12682765
>It's edge because he doesn't like people
Anon, where do you think you are?

>> No.12682773

>>12682768
Cool strawman duder.
>>12682770
"Singing" in a text-only format isn't cool brah, didn't say anything about metal gear.

>> No.12682774

>>12682771
A happy place?

>> No.12682776

>>12682773
>strawman
I was wrong, you're not just horrible, you're the worst kind of person.

>> No.12682780

>>12682730
I could always write a human based semi-empowering and depressing MGE story anon but it would always disappoint you later on.

I'm talking about severely disappointing, as in monsters go from painfully slowly taking over parts of the world century by century to having it taken over completely within about 2 decades.

I don't think you'd be content with "Humans, fuck yeah!" for a little while before they get their shit wrecked. Or maybe you would, who knows?

>> No.12682783

>>12682776
I also wrote Charon x Hobos, Hornet-girl and other classics.

>> No.12682788

>>12682783
Pride fills their blackened hearts~

>> No.12682790

>>12682783
Please hang yourself.

No better yet, play in high-speed traffic.

>> No.12682796

>>12682780
I could always write a monster based semi-empowering and depressing MGE story anon but it would always disappoint you later on.

I'm talking about severely disappointing, as in monsters go from quickly overwhelming taking over parts of the world day by day to having it unify and push back the monsters completely within about 2 years.

I don't think you'd be content with "Monster girls, fuck yeah!" for a little while before they get their shit wrecked. Or maybe you would, who knows?

>> No.12682802

>>12682780
You "puny humans" thinkers always seem to forget the real reason monsters are dangerous. The "monsters are superior" rule placed by the chief god in that universe. Well, we are not nerfed nor swinging sharpened metal sticks around anymore, the monsters would get their shit pushed in.

>> No.12682804

>>12682783
>hornet girl

Get raped by a roper you colossal faggot.

>> No.12682808

>>12682804
What's bad about roper rape?

>> No.12682811

>>12682808
Intrusion. Whether it be fun intrusion like up the ass, or horrible, like up the urethra.

>> No.12682813

>>12682811
Is the roper the girl with only tentacles instead of a vagina or did that one writefag invent that?

>> No.12682815

>>12682813
In the time it took you to type that, you could have looked up the encyclopedia page.

>> No.12682819

>>12682796
Go for it anon.

You'd be a way better writer than I for having the ability to explain how humans, heroes or otherwise, can defeat monsters who can fuck phsyics with their minds and defeat literal gods in combat.

>>12682802
>The "monsters are superior" rule

That shit doesn't exist anon the gods always had one side or the other "winning" for a while before immediately supporting the other one. It's basically Tales of Symphonia styled balancing of power.

Except now monsters have the majority of the power and the gods can't take it away.

>> No.12682825

>>12682736
I'll be the ROOOOUNDabout...

>> No.12682826

Oh, we'e finally on page 10! This thread'll be done in a jiff...
>9 more threads to go
Are the gods punishing us?

>> No.12682827

>>12682825
The words will make you out an out

>> No.12682828

>>12682826
>we'e
were*
>jiff
jiffy*
Dammit. But still. Do we really have to wait it out?

>> No.12682831

>>12682828
Unless Janny takes pity on us, yes.

>> No.12682833

>>12682827
I'll spend the daaaaay your waaaaaaaaay!

>> No.12682835

>>12682828

Yep. It's that time again where most posters are just waiting for the drawn out death of the thread and it's only a handful of us talking about inane bullshit for the next few hours.

>> No.12682837

>>12682833
Call it morning driving through the south in an' out the valley

>> No.12682838

>>12682835
How zany can we get with it?

Step right up folks! You have story ideas? Let's hear them! Be they viable or not, let's hear them! No need to be shy, step right up!

>> No.12682840

>>12682819
>However, the settings that had been determined by the chief god weren't so weak that she could completely overwrite them with just that. A number of problems remained that the demon lord hadn't foreseen. Although their objective changed from killing and devouring flesh and blood, to mating and milking semen, the setting “monsters assault humans” remained. Additionally, since the setting “monsters are biologically superior beings to humans,” also remained, nothing but the monster girls who are both mothers and superior beings actually ended up resulting from the coupling of humans and monster girls, even though the demon lord had expected that the incubi, who are the males of the unified race, would also have been born. Because of this, the racial unification that the demon lord seeks is impossible. Instead, the humans will probably eventually die out gradually just the way the present gods and chief god insisted it would be. And now more than ever, the chief god and demon lord's powers are locked in a bitter struggle. It wouldn't be strange if the balance crumbled at any moment. If the demon lord is defeated by the chief god and she loses her life, the monster girls will revert to being “monsters” whose heads are full of nothing but the desire to kill and eat humans. Should it come to that, the happiness of the monster girls who married and settled with their beloved human men will be shattered, they will end up having to kill and eat their own beloved husbands with their own hands.

Do you enjoy talking out of your ass?

>> No.12682842

>>12682838
Let's talk about some forbidden fetish!

>> No.12682845

>>12682842
I still want to write that Alp pet-play story I originally became a writefag for.

>> No.12682848

>>12682828
Yes, don't even think about making a new thread. We've gotten good at rationing images to bolster discussion when someone post something good, but the robotfags, manticorefags and demonfags screwed us in the ass this thread.

>> No.12682849

>>12682845
Why haven't you?

>> No.12682850

>>12682849
Because the story I started with got axed and I haven't gotten around to trying again.

>> No.12682852

>>12682840
Leave the poor bastard alone, not much we can do for a man so committed to his own lack of worth. Move on and stop others before they get this far, it's all we can do.

>> No.12682855

>>12682838

So there's this guy who has the power of a god, but only if he's being sodomized by a futa at the time. There's also a plot twist later where it turns out he's actually a time traveller and he was really an officer in nazi germany.

>> No.12682856

>>12682855
Like a gay Red Skull?

>> No.12682858

>>12682855
Staring Tom Cruise I hope?

>> No.12682859

>>12682850
Oh, okay. It kinda sounded like you were afraid of repercussions that would never be the same.

>> No.12682861

>>12682837
The music dance and sing.

>> No.12682862

>>12682859
>repercussions that would never be the same
I'm not sure that sentence makes sense.

>> No.12682864

>>12682840

>incubi being part of the unified race
I still think that's stupid. They're clearly just male monsters and the Demon Lord is actually winning a war of extermination on humanity, knowingly or not.

>> No.12682865

>>12682852
No, guys like him is why we get so many retarded arguments. They ignore the setting, make their own rules and try to pass them off as canon. Do you remember what it was pissed KC off about MGU, besides the insults and threats? This very bullshit. Fuck him.

>> No.12682869

>>12682865
>try to pass them off as canon
I'm not sure anyone here has tried to do that though. Most people here don't give enough of a fuck about MGE's canon to try and forge it.

>> No.12682870

>>12682850
>got axed
Nice euphemism for "SHUT IT DOWN DELETE EVERYTHING" you little alp faggot.

>> No.12682873

>>12682870
Tread lightly. My pastebin IS starting to look a little full again...

>> No.12682874

>>12682870
Please don't bully alps

They just want to be loved.

>> No.12682876

>>12682864
But she doesn't want to exterminate humanity you tard. And I already told you, monsters are fewer than humans. Read the world guide, and the Q&As before you open your mouth about this again.

>> No.12682877

>>12682865
I wish we could just ignore any rules and power levels when it comes to monster girls.

>> No.12682878

>>12682874
Alp bullying is a highly encouraged activity around these parts. If they didn't like it, they wouldn't stick around.

>> No.12682880

>>12682864
MGE incubi don't even have monster bits though. They're just tougher, longer living, hornier dudes.

Even the Licnhubus seems like he's just a tougher, immortal, hornier, kinda undead dude.

>> No.12682882

>>12682877
If we had no rules, there would be no reason not to include futa, monsterboys, vore, and all the other shitty stuff.

>> No.12682883

>>12682873
How did you get so much hate, again? Did you shitpost a ton in the threads? I mean, I wrote a bunch of sounding and pegging stuff to barely any complaint.

>> No.12682885

>>12682882
Except the reason that people don't like them. If they weren't forbidden, would you suddenly like them? Thought not.

>> No.12682887

>>12682873
Go on, do it. Even when you promised that last time would be the last, multiple times to multiple anons. Do it, break all their hearts, all their trust in you. Do it, drink in the despair.

>> No.12682889

>>12682876

Stop getting shitty. The ultimate goal is to unify monsters and humans by combining the two races. This means females are now monsters and males are now incubi. My argument was that Incubi are just male monsters anyway.

If you're going to be an ass then you could at least read up on the setting.

>> No.12682891

>>12682880
You gain aspects of your wife in the long run, but only 10% or so. Say your wife is a lizardman, you'd probably get amber eyes and a few scales on your face, besides the increased lifespan, vitality, libido and ability to manipulate DE.

>> No.12682892

>>12682880
Didn't it say they can take on a couple minor superficial monster bits depending on their wife's species?

>> No.12682893

>>12682883
I wrote a whole chapter about a fictional video game the characters were going to be playing and people felt it was autistic. Then it was explained to me how my story had shitty pacing and went to shit at chapter three or something. The entire thread turned into shit because of it.

>> No.12682895

>>12682880

I don't buy it personally. But if I were in that setting I'd choose to keep my humanity and remain alone.

>> No.12682896

>>12682885
>Adam did not eat the apple because he desired it
>But because it was forbidden
18 months later, I still need to finish Megaten 4.

>> No.12682900

>>12682896
What you just said doesn't make any sense. That's almost the opposite of what I said.

>> No.12682901

>>12682900
Ah.
Well, this is embarrassing.

>> No.12682902

>>12682889
>you could at least read up on the setting.

Wasn't I the one who corrected you and brought out the citation to prove you were wrong? Take your own advice.

>>12682885
Yes, but if they were part of the setting we would have no grounds to stop them. It's like making a MG thread on /b/ or /d/. What are you gonna do if someone starts posting those fetishes there, report them? For what, they wouldn't be breaking any rules.

>> No.12682910

>>12682887
Dammit, that's right. I couldn't break my promise... you win this round, bully.

>> No.12682912

>>12682902

How exactly did you "prove me wrong?" Again, the ultimate goal in the setting is supposed to be all women will be monsters and all men will be incubi. I don't see incubi as human anymore, therefore humans are technically extinct.
Take your own advice on reading comprehension.

>> No.12682913

>You will never be so beta as to summon a Lilith/Succubus
>She will never refuse to fuck you until you grew a pair of testes and stopped being a self-depreciating little shit
>You will never take those teetering steps to manhood, eventually getting some affection from her beyond the occasional skull-crushingly strong grab after you insult the arts of seduction
>She will never finally reward you after months of hard grooming with Missionary sex, in the dark, her hands clasped around yours. She isn't suckling your life energy out with her vagina, but acting meeker than usual.
>You will never notice that her twilight black bat wings have become downy, fluffier
>You will never wake up the next morning, a purified Succubus, now Angel, smiling as warm as the morning sun at you

>> No.12682916

>>12682913
>turning a Succubus into an Angel
That's just dumb.

>> No.12682921

>>12682864
>>12682880
Current MGE Incubi are just corrupted humans.

What I assume would happen after the Demon Lord wins is that naturally born Incubi children would pull a small amount of traits from their monster mothers.

Like Blue Oni Incubi children might be a hint of blue, various catgirl Incubi children might have fluffy cat ears, and all other manner of shenanigans.

>> No.12682922

>>12682865
>Do you remember what it was pissed KC off about MGU, besides the insults and threats? This very bullshit. Fuck him.
I thought KC got pissed off 'cos everyone English told him Druella a shit.
And he was all "muh female liberation"
And everyone else was all "muh creepy rape mind control"
And then he got banhappy

>> No.12682928

>>12682921

I think the problem here is that incubi really couldn't be seen as "human" anymore, not really. It's less unification and more forceful corruption. It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

>> No.12682931

>>12682916
That one doujin did it.

>> No.12682934

>>12682931
Dumb as a Wurm.

>> No.12682937

>>12682912
What you said about there being no rule placed by the chief gods to screw humans over. YOU spend some time reading the guide before you speak.

>the ultimate goal in the setting is supposed to be all women will be monsters and all men will be incubi

No fucking duh!

>I don't see incubi as human anymore
>opinions
KC said incubi are altered humans. They are considered males of the monster race but still, altered humans.

Can you shut the fuck up now?

>> No.12682938

>>12682934
Why you gotta be perpeutatin' the stereotype, knigga?
Disrespectful.
Shameful.

>> No.12682944

I'm curious. So how about a few questions?
>What is your favorite monstergirl?
>What is your favorite writefag story?
>What is your fetish?

>> No.12682946

>>12682938
Big girls don't necessarily understand big words.

>> No.12682947

>>12682928
Agreed. It's really a "what does it mean to be human" question.
Some anons think that the fact you still pretty much look like a man to casual observation is sufficient.
Some anons think the fact that you're condemned by God, commanding eldritch magics, breathing underwater, sporting unholy strength, living multiple centuries, sustained by sex-energy instead of food, preoccupied with sexy-times to MG levels, and having a magic dick that can double as an industrial fire suppressor, is sufficiently distinct as to not qualify any more.

>> No.12682948

>>12682937

So at the end of the day you agree it's all down to opinion. Why so fucking hostile, though? You come across as a total ass.

>> No.12682949

>>12682922
MGU was trying to make the setting appear as super grimdark hopeless place. KC made clarifications. They got mad and said his stuff was stupid, and that their interpretation was better. He tried telling them what the setting was meant to be and then the death threats started. Then the guro posts. Peopleple were banned, and then the idiot moderators pardoned them, and they posted more guro and sent more threats. KC C&D them and now only MGR and like to more sites can host his shit in the west, but MGR is the "official" one. And this is why we have so many faggots here lately.

>> No.12682950

>>12682944
1. Dragon
2. I dunno
3. I have many. Sadly, most of them can't be done with a Dragon so she has to perpetuate the stereotype of princess kidnapping. Dark Elf princesses, preferably.

>> No.12682952

>>12682944
-Holstaurus
-None, since I rarely follow the writings outside of greentext curiosity
-Emotional healing, followed by anything involving breast play or leg-locking.

>> No.12682953

>>12682948
I was pointing out that you don't see incubi as human, you, when KC has said otherwise. And I'm irate because we've had this discussion a million times, yet we still get guys like you passing their own opinions on the setting as facts.

>> No.12682957

>>12682944
Oni
Vengeance is the only one I've fapped to, so maybe that.
Sounding

>> No.12682962

>>12682953

Eh. Sorry, I guess. But it's just hard to see incubi as human. I don't get HOW you can still be human but also have the same traits as a monster. It's a complete oxymoron to me.

>> No.12682963

>>12682944
Kikimora
The Marcus Saga
Incest, anal, clothed sex

>> No.12682967

>>12682963
Has there been any updates for that story?

>> No.12682968

>>12682963
>clothed sex
Mine knigga~

>> No.12682970

Hey wait, what's wrong with Reverse Corruption?

You'd think MGE Gods and humans alike would be all over trying to reverse corruption and discover anti-pleasure magic. Just take the bullshit monster girls use and try to reverse engineer it to make your side stronger.

I mean sure, it wouldn't really work on monster girls but turning Incubi back into normal humans seems plausible.

>Tattoos that enhance sexual pleasure and power? Let's reverse engineer that for our purposes
>Pleasure magic bullshit? Let's reverse engineer that to create counter measures against it

Unless humans are too shit in MGE universe to try and do that kind of thing, in which case I guess monsters would deserve to win.

>> No.12682976

>>12682962
You don't want to see them as human in your canon, fine. But don't say they're x when nothing has been confirmed yet, and what has goes against it. And the traits are minimal, people with werewolf syndrome look a certain way, but they're still human, same with incubi.

>> No.12682979

>>12682944
Holstaurus
I'd like to say mine but it probably isn't, I can't really say since I like a lot
I have a lot

>> No.12682984

>>12682967
Capatain was here, some time back though. He said he wouldn't be coming here but he would keep updating. I haven't checked in some time so I can't say.

>> No.12682985

>>12682970
The only people who would complain about RC are betafags who want to be pegged and shit all over the message TTGL and Multiple Kamen Riders taught us.

>> No.12682990

>>12682984
>wouldn't be coming here
Are we really that horrible?

>> No.12682993

>>12682944
Slimegirl
That Doppelwaifu one
Reverse rape I used to take that as given in /mgg/, but I don't think it is any more

>> No.12683004

>>12682970
All the gods that have been presented this far have defected to the demon lord's side, and the demon lord is like a god herself now, so reverse corrupting her work doesn't seem possible. And why would you want to go back to being human with all the pluses that come from being an incubus?

>> No.12683007

>>12682990
It's not us, captain became a father, so he's gonna be busy.

>> No.12683013

>>12682993
I'd say everyone here is onto reverse rape, maledom vs femdom is what causes shitflinging.

>> No.12683014

>>12683007
>Too busy being a father that he can't come here and see me wish him well
;_;

>> No.12683016

>>12682970
Plus, the only reason the chief god's shit has not yet been slapped, it's that's she in her own dimension, away form even the demon lord's reach.

>> No.12683022

4 threads to go.

>> No.12683023

>>12683004
No I mean reverse corrupting human males since it would be the only ones it would probably work on.

It wouldn't exactly be a choice, I'm sure any Church member would be all

>You don't want to be turned back? Non-sense, that's just the corruption talking.

before they force it onto the person. Maybe they'll have their own indoctrination magic coupled into it making the reverse corruption it's own version of Holy corruption and if the human side is lucky maybe the transformation back might let the previous Incubi retain all the positives, like magic and enhanced strength.

I mean a previous Incubus being turned into a Holy Warrior would probably wreck shit hard. Then you could have something touching like his previous monster grill waifu turning him back in a fight.

>> No.12683025

>>12683004
>All the gods that have been presented this far have defected to the demon lord's side
I thought Poseidon was the only one that went over voluntarily? Fallen God... err... fell over, but Ares and Eros are still 'legally' on Chiefy's side. They're just equal-opportunity at handing out their blessings.

>> No.12683032

>>12683023
Sounds good to me.

>>12683025
Sorry, Poseidon defected, FG is doing her own thing, and Ares and Eros are neutral.

>> No.12683038

>>12680334
MY NIGGA

>> No.12683042

>>12680358
MY NIGGAAAAAAA

>> No.12683051

>>12683038
>>12683042
Who let the niggers in?

>> No.12683072

>>12683051
>girtablillu
>minotaurus
>pharaoh
>apophis
>Anubis
>salamander
>jabberwocky
>ghoul
>dark elf
>yeti
>mummy
>gnome
>that one shirohebi

But anon, they were always here

>> No.12683079

>>12683072
>apophis
You what? She's purple dipshit.

>> No.12683082

>>12683051

/pol/ pls go and stay go

>> No.12683084

>>12683072
Dark skin doesn't mean nigger.

>> No.12683089

>>12683082
Newfag please go and stay go.

>> No.12683103

puu sh/cMFpw/b97083a4bd.gif

Found in the depths.

>> No.12683104

>>12683007

Did he have a Bald Eagle harpy daughteru like a true blue blooded American?

>> No.12683105

god damn you fags complain too fucking much about everything

>> No.12683108

>>12683103
It's been too long since you've been to these parts Hound. Thank you for the slutty snake and her mating dance.

>> No.12683109

>>12683079
>I've never played an rpg

Purple is dark/black element/darkness, you uneducated dipshit.

>>12683084
4chan could have fooled me.

>> No.12683114

>>12683103
We need more like this, artists need to realize what people want.

>> No.12683115

>>12683084
Did you forget the shirohebi? White skin doesn't mean non nigger either.

>> No.12683117

>>12683114
You mean like... Grapesnake boogies out of the room?

>> No.12683123

>>12683103
It reminds me of tumblr. Don't ask me why.

>> No.12683124

>>12683123
Because that's where it's from?

>> No.12683125

>>12683117
I was actually kind of for that and wanted to see it back then. Again artists need to realize what people want, and not be a little bitch.

>> No.12683127

>>12683109
>darkness element
>nigger
Your element has nothing to do with your race.

>> No.12683128

>>12683104
It was a boy.

>> No.12683129

>>12683125
>kind of for that
I'm totally for it. But no, .less has to go and not put in the effort for free!

>> No.12683130

>>12683127
>this is what newfags actually believe

>> No.12683133

>>12683103

We definitely need more dancing Monstergirls, animated or not. Sometimes you just gotta let loose and groove on.

>> No.12683134

>>12683103
>that smile

Taunting dance.

>> No.12683138

>>12683130
>this is what idiots who've played one game actually believe

>> No.12683143

>>12681075
Who is that faggot in particular.

>> No.12683148

>>12682405
http://pastebin.com/P5b3d8Lc
Here is the World Guide II I stole from MGU a long time ago, its a huge block of text tho.

>> No.12683150

>>12683143

Fallopian Tubes.

>> No.12683151

>>12683138
>implying you know how many games I've played
>implying you're not a piece of shit trying to pick a fight

>> No.12683155

>>12683148
Thanks, I'll save it for future use.

>> No.12683163

>>12682401
Is the war between the Order and the Demon Lords army really a battle between Good vs. Evil?

>> No.12683167

>>12682649
I look forward to potentially more, or whatever you have in store.

>> No.12683168

>>12683103
>tfw forgot how to open the image for a while

I don't need know damn sleep!

>> No.12683169

>>12683151
>implying you aren't /pol/ shit looking for a fight by calling everyone a nigger

>> No.12683175

>>12683169
Oh my god if only you knew. Besides, I'm not the one shouting niggaaaa or the one who replied.

And you're still a piece of shit.

>> No.12683181

>>12683143

Ovaries did alot of greentexts he won't admit to, unless prodded on IRC or over Steam.

>> No.12683182

>>12683169
You need a new samefag detector. I'm the one who called them niggers because they were acting like niggers.

>> No.12683186

>>12683163
Depends how you interpret it.

Maybe it's a bunch of cutesy, fun-lovign monstergirls wanting to proactively date misguided Order stick-in-the-muds out of their repressive angel-pestering false religion.

Maybe it's a desperate struggle for free mankind's survival against conquering, psychopathic, demonic rapists and their crazy whore-goddess.

Maybe it's a grey vs. grey world where each side has kind of a point.

No-one's entirely sure, and even discussing good or evil in the context of MGE tends to bring faggots like >>12682976 out of the woodwork, screaming "muh canon" and "muh KC sez".

Just draw your own conclusions, and try not to talk about it much unless you enjoy the smell of flung shit.

>> No.12683188

>>12682944
Nightmare, or any Werecat species
Newport City Blues
/ss/, yandere, incest, Onee-sans, leg-locking

>> No.12683195

>>12683167
Thanks for reading, anon. I plan on pushing this story out maybe a chapter per week for the rest of the month. Not sure how long I can keep up this pace, but I hope you read it.

Harpies are love, harpies are life.

>> No.12683204

>>12683195
You say that now, but what about when they poop on your statues?

>> No.12683205

>>12683186
What he's asking is unrelated to what we were discussing, and knowing the canon is important in order to avoid bullshit. Suck my dick headcanonfag.

>> No.12683209

>>12683204
Monstergirls don't poop.

>> No.12683210

>>12683204
I will not dignify such stereotypes with an answer.

>> No.12683213

>>12683209
Yes they do. Even the Skeletons.
>>12683210
Gargoyle Girls are not into scat. Keep your birdbrains in check.

>> No.12683218

>>12683204
>on your statues
...Do you mean my dick?

>> No.12683225

>>12683213
How are they gonna poop with no guts?

>> No.12683227

>>12683225
I don't know, but the issue was raised in One Piece and yes, reanimated skeletons poop.

>> No.12683228

>>12683213
>>12683225
I believe its best that we cut this conversation here.

>> No.12683233

>>12683228
And just wait around, twiddling our thumbs? No! I say we get to the bottom of this!

>> No.12683235

>>12683213
>Gargoyle girl breaking her stony curse out of sheer rage and willpower because she's sick and tired of getting shat on by those motherfucking Harpies that she swears are doing it on purpose now
>Eye witness reports say that the violent and bloody mass murdering spree drove fear into the hearts of millions, some even saying "They've never seen a Mamono so beyond pissed off in their whole entire life."
>Environmentalist say that the butchering made a small gap in the Haroy population, a total of 3% being wiped out

>> No.12683241

>>12683225
Easy, the food falls right through them.

>> No.12683251

>>12683241
Like mercury does (not literally) in the human body.

>> No.12683255

>>12683227
>>12683228

Maybe it's soul rubbish?

>> No.12683258

>>12682503
Condolences as well.

>> No.12683275

>>12683205
Knowing canon is important, but stifling creative thought and discussion is a shit thing to do, especially if it's a writefag trying to come up with something new to write. We KNOW we're discussing opinions and straying from canon, we don't need fags without imagination screaming that KC is the "End all Be all" for all monster girls, period.

It'd be like if some fag bitched up a storm because the MG discussions don't follow Bob's canon.

>> No.12683288

>>12683275
>we don't need fags without imagination screaming that KC is the "End all Be all" for all monster girls, period.

Except we were discussing MGE you fucking waste of air.

>> No.12683297

>>12683103
lets imagine that someone is new to the threads plus an illiterate to computers and that kind of stuff, how would such person make use of this

>> No.12683306

>>12682934
Wurms aren't dumb, they just have incredibly single-track minds.

There are probably wurm mathematicians who work on the same problem for 30 years straight before coming up with a 800-page proof and wurm chemists that publish 150-step methods for the total synthesis of one of these hideously complex dinoflagellate toxins.

>> No.12683308

>>12683297
Add a . between puu sh

>> No.12683309

>>12683297
They would replace the gap after the "puu" with a dot, provided someone told them how to.

>> No.12683311

>>12683288

OK, not him but you really are getting pissy over nothing here.

>> No.12683315

>>12683288
Faggot, someone asked
>Is the war between the Order and the Demon Lords army really a battle between Good vs. Evil?

>>12683186 responded with various interpretations, AKA opinions

You pop in here >>12683205 and jump on his ass over a fucking set of opinions, cause god forbid we actually discuss our viewpoints on the MGE.

And the original question dude? Was asking this guy >>12682401 who was talking about how the MGE is presented, which is via an in-universe character. Most of the time such characters are called unreliable narrators. The dude's question and the response were just fine, you're the one who's dick is caught in a zipper over canon.

It's faggots like you that help make people really hate KC's setting

>> No.12683320

>>12683306
I bet a wurm would discover 4 fold unification,
and a few new laws of physics along the way.

>> No.12683321

>>12683288

Who shat in your cereal today? You've done nothing but go for anyone who dared have an opinion on the canon in the last hour or so. Are you that pathetic?

>> No.12683322

>>12683315
You called me out >>12683186 and I told you off, I wasn't even replying to that guy, you worthless sack of piss.

>> No.12683325

>>12683320
Wurmholes, I tell you!

>> No.12683326

>>12683321
>>12683311
This must be the one they call Bitch-kun.

>> No.12683328

>>12683325
Gotta love those Wurm holes.....

>> No.12683329

>>12683321
You want some too faggot?

>> No.12683332

To be fair, trying to discuss canon shit in MGE is next to fucking impossible.

I mean where it began and where it is now are basically like two different fucking universes, the ancient profiles / Elder Scrolls get destroyed, changed, ect.

Not to mention the interpretations of translators was fucking other things up and add in the fact that KC basically bends literally anything and everything that could be considered bad with shenanigan writing, mostly via a "It's Magic I ain't got to explain shit" styled manner, and we end up where we are now.

I'm not entirely sure but I think he actually endorsed those Fallen Maiden stories originally then said they weren't canon after people thought they were kind of dark.

Fuck I don't even know if that shits even true at this point, shits wack yo, the only thing you can really grab onto with utmost certainty are the profiles.

>> No.12683333

>>12683326
That's just a boogeyman created by that commercial faggot.

>> No.12683336

>>12683333
No, Bitch-kun is real.

>> No.12683337

>>12683333
You are the boogeyman.

>> No.12683339

>>12683336
Yes he is real, and he is here everyday!

>> No.12683340

>>12683329

Calm down bitch-kun. You're on the internet, you aren't big or scary.

>> No.12683341

>>12683339
And always at the same time, too, or so I'm told.

>> No.12683342

>>12683328
I want to fill up a Wurm hole, if you catch my drift

>> No.12683344

>>12683336
Anyone who dissents on anything is called botch kun. It started with that guy complaining about commercial anon's stuff, but there is no one bitch kun. Bitch kun is legion.

>> No.12683347

>>12683326
No, Bitch-kun is a hell of a lot more abrasive than that guy. Look closer, he was just posting recently

>> No.12683351

>>12683340
Fuck your mother with a flaming drill while your sisters have lesbian sex over your grandmothers corpse parrotfag.

>> No.12683352

>>12683342
Explain further!

Just kidding , I think we all would like to once in our lives.

>>12683341
Bitch-kun always complains about something, and pretends to be a back seat Mod, and the sad thing is, Janet always ends up deleting his posts.

>> No.12683353

>>12683344
>Bitch kun is legion
That was my joke, do not steal!

>> No.12683356

>>12683341
I just did some checking, he always turns up around the time school lets out in America.

This proves his age is equal to his level of maturity.

>> No.12683357

>>12683352
I don't want no Wurm on mah dick!

>> No.12683360

>>12683357
What would you rather have?

>> No.12683366

>>12683320
Wurm science would be dangerous, though. If some human team scoops a wurm out of her decade-long research, she would probably decide that he's the only man for her, proceed to rampage her way across half the world to reach his lab and drag him into some neutrino observatory five kilometers down the ground to do some "peer review" on his work for the next century or so.

Or she could discover that her "future husband" was another girl all along, and have to fly back to her office to work on some other problem for the next few decades.

>> No.12683367

>>12683357
Then can I have her?
>>12683366
Cave Johnson hiring Wurms when?

>> No.12683370

>>12683367
Wurm Cave Johnson when?

>> No.12683371

>>12683367
Complete with Skeleton processors?

>> No.12683373

>>12683103
I'm smiling uncontrollably at this. It just seems so happy and cheerful.

Monstergirls enjoying themselves and being emotionally fulfilled are my fetish.

>> No.12683376

>>12683370
My assistant Craig tells me that you guys have been melting ice cream in the superconductor. Just because the cameras were all broken so Santa could get in and out doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with that ice cream, I paid for it and I'm going to eat it!
W-what's that? Really?
Craig tells me that the ice cream is considered stolen property because bottle caps aren't valid currency. Yet. So you get to making some money so we can pay the ice cream man!
What is it now Craig? What? What do you mean it's not on?

>> No.12683378

>>12683332
>I'm not entirely sure but I think he actually endorsed those Fallen Maiden stories originally then said they weren't canon after people thought they were kind of dark.

Why are nips such pussies? Did we whip them too hard?

>> No.12683381

>>12683367
Congrats!

You have gotten Scientist Wurm!

Shes as intelligent as she is attractive, she spends years doing research on concepts that are so far advanced you swear she is speaking gibberish to you, However when she isn't doing her work, she needs the company of a affectionate man in her life to help her take her mind of her work.
Can you be that man she needs?
Yes you won't see her for hours on end, and need to take her meals and remind her it's time for sleep.
But she will always be yours and yours alone.

Enjoy your life!

>> No.12683384

>>12683381
Best Ending, thank you!

>> No.12683385

>>12683381
What field of science does she study?

>> No.12683387

>>12683332
>I'm not entirely sure but I think he actually endorsed those Fallen Maiden stories originally then said they weren't canon after people thought they were kind of dark.
Wait a minute, what the shit. Are you telling me that the tentacle internet that transmits orgasms is no longer canon?

It's about time we assassinated KC and replaced him with a better model.

>> No.12683392

>>12683385
Wurmholes, duh.

>> No.12683393

>>12683381
So is this if the Algernon thing worked and didn't regress?

>> No.12683396

>>12683381
I don't know why, but I imagine her voice would be something like Gaige from BL2.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0QBTg3RgXs

>> No.12683398

>>12683385

Quantum physics, I hope.

>> No.12683400

>>12683392
What's the title of her thesis?

Can she read it to me every night before I go to bed?

>> No.12683401

>>12680053

>masochistic kikimora

In hindsight it seems so obvious; why hasn't this been done before? Given how often servant beating and verbal abuse occurs in fantasy settings -- and how MGs are fetish fuel -- it's a perfect fit. Hell, I bet every Kikimora that has ever worked for an archetypal haughty/evil nobleman is secretly a masochist.

>> No.12683404

>>12683181
>Steam
So the IRC crew is mostly comprised with casuals?

>> No.12683405

>>12683393
>Algernon
Mustaches?
Guess I am more of a newfag than I thought I was and I have been around for a while too.
I do not know this reference.

>> No.12683408

>>12683405
It's not a thread reference. It's a story: Flowers for Algernon.

>> No.12683409

>>12683400
>title of her thesis
The Apple of My Eye - How My Silly Husband Helped Me Discover The Link Between Quantum Fluctuations, Super Strings and Warping The Four Dimensions

>> No.12683411

>>12683405

Flowers for Algernon. It's a short novel (nothing to do with MGs) about a mentally retarded guy who undergoes an experimental procedure to make him a genius. However, it's temporary, and he begins slowly sliding back from super genius to normal intellect, and finally back to complete moron. And his love affair with a woman during all this.

>> No.12683415

>>12683408
I haven't read that in forever. yeah good reference .

>> No.12683416

>>12683376
Wurm definitely would fit the "too smart for her own good" doctor role.

>> No.12683420

>>12683409
Within the wurmhole!

>> No.12683422

>>12683344
There's a certain someone who spouts really out-of-place homophobic slurs here starting in the GMT afternoon. That's him. Look for someone starting with just FAGGOT or DIE FAGGOT or similar.

>> No.12683425

>>12683416
"Ooops, I tore a hole within the time and space continuum again , TeeHee." She grins

>> No.12683426

>>12683401

Isn't the entire naughty french maid archetype based on the whole, "Oh, I've been naughty, punish me master!" shtick? Though I don't think there will ever be a canon MGE masochist MG given KC's nothing-bad-ever-happens policy. And the fact that most MGE fans are femdom folks anyways.

I think there was one poll that turned out 3/5ths pro-femdom, 1/5th pro-maledom, and 1/5 equal/switch... but not sure how accurate it was.

>> No.12683427

>>12683409
So I'm my wurm waifu's muse?
I love it. I'll rub her head and massage her temples while she pours over books and papers, asking her for the occasional definition or explanation.

>> No.12683429

Dr Who as a Wurm?

Would that even work?

She invents the tardis and tests it out, but can never get back to where she needs to.

Lots of fun zany adventures ensue.

Only on BBC America!

>> No.12683432

>>12683422
>ctrl+f faggot
>81 matches

Heh heh heh.

>> No.12683434

>>12683429
>Tardis
You don't understand the concept of Wurmholes. They just break through dimensional barriers just because burrowing is fun.

>> No.12683437

>>12683427
Her big turn on is for you to mess up basic math, so she can 'help' you with it?

>> No.12683439

>>12683429
Does this mean Tentacles as Daleks?

>> No.12683440

>>12683434
Good point, I didn't think that one out very well.

>> No.12683441

>>12683426
>nothing-bad-ever-happens
How does that exclude masochists?
>>12683437
>sexualizing math lessons
You've sunk to the level of a Dark Elf.

>> No.12683442

>>12683429

Nah. Doctor Who has always been someone of whit, intelligence, and quickfootedness. Making him (or rather, her) a MG with unparalleled super strength would make it easy to solve most problems with brute force. Just don't see it working, personally.

>> No.12683443

>>12683426
>What is P'Orc.
Also, consider that fact that a monstergirls profile description doesn't reflect the entire race.

>> No.12683444

>>12683426
>I don't think there will ever be a canon MGE masochist MG given KC's nothing-bad-ever-happens policy.

Give it time.

Polls are meaningless, no everyone is on at the same time and we have lost hundreds of us since our exile.

>> No.12683446

>>12683441
You say Dark Elf like they are bad or something.

>> No.12683448

>>12682452
Somebody asked KC that. Here's his answer.
>"Sorry, it's a secret."

>> No.12683451

>>12683441
OK, Anon, you tell me the answer to what the square root of 88 is and ill give you a treat!

>> No.12683453

>>12683385
Choose her research topic from below, or come up with your own!

1. Physics (grand unified theory)
2. Chemistry (total synthesis of the ribosome)
3. Biology (taxonomic key to the entire orchid family, illustrations by you)
4. Mathematics (P versus NP)
5. Materials engineering (room temperature superconductors)
6. Neuroscience (complete neuronal circuit mapping of the mouse brain)
7. Computer science (whole cell simulation of E. coli, with transcription and translation rates on all 1000+ recorded proteins).

>> No.12683454

>>12683446
I was making a reference to Alp's story you know. It's like people don't even read his shit. You should, while it's still there.

>> No.12683455

>>12683432
>I have no functional literacy
Sure, sure, faggot.
I looked through them and there's a few that look like him but no 100% matches.

>> No.12683456

>>12683443
True. Janet is a good example. You have to be pretty masochistic to wade knee-deep through all the /mgt/ drama shit and mop it up.

>> No.12683457

>>12683426
There are different ways to "punish" anon.

http://pururin.com/gallery/170/mai-dog-love.html

1 and 3 are the best.

>> No.12683459

>>12683432
See why I still say it is 1 person?

And I know the term Bitch-kun annoys the hell out of him.

>> No.12683463

>>12683451
Nine?
>>12683453
I choose computational sociology because I actually study that.

>> No.12683464

>>12682514
What would you do next anon?
I'd go and tell her I'd be happy to replace it for her...

>> No.12683465

>>12683464
The fastest foreplay in recorded history!

>> No.12683470

>>12683464
Just go out with your penor in your hand and say "Come here you!"

>> No.12683472

>>12683453

>no option for selective breeding, sexual mamono energy utilization, or the phramacoknietcs of aphrodisiacs.

>> No.12683473

>>12683455
>I don't give two shit s about your boogeyman

FTFY

>> No.12683477

>>12683456
Wouldn't that make Recap-anon a masochist as well, then?

>> No.12683478

>>12683473
You're really angry for someone who doesn't give two shits.

>> No.12683479

>>12683459
Um, what?

>> No.12683480

>>12683444
>no everyone is on at the same time and we have lost hundreds of us since our exile
What. Right now maledomfags are stronger than ever.

>> No.12683482

>>12683472
>or come up with your own
Right there.

>> No.12683483

>>12682891
>>12682892
Yeah this.
Guide also mentions that Underwater Incubi get shit like gills.

>> No.12683484

>>12683478
Oooooh, it was bait. And this is also bait, in order to make me angry and give you leeway to call me bitch kun. Not gonna work.

>> No.12683488

>>12683483
>gills
MUTATION!

>> No.12683490

>>12682921
>Would pull a small amount of traits from their monster mothers.

I keep trying to ask KC about this.
In such a world, would they gain traits from their mothers? Would they still get traits from their eventual MG wives? If so, which traits would be more dominant? Would all future Incubi become hybrids, unless they married the same species as their mother?

>> No.12683492

>>12683480
I meant as a whole, we have lost to many people for polls to hold any relevance anymore.

>> No.12683496

>>12682912
>Wanting to be human
Pleb.

>> No.12683497

I never take the polls anyway. so your results are flawed , sorry.
I am one of the equal, switch category

>> No.12683498

>>12683490
What do you think his answer is going to be? Seems like it'd be an interesting thing to predict.

My prediction is his answer will be "No, Incubi will not have traits from their mothers, unless both parents REALLY want it, then they will load the mother's womb with magic to make those changes."

>> No.12683499

>>12683492
Ah ok.

>> No.12683500

>>12683437
>Husband, your Math grades are unacceptable
>No, 95% is not enough, anything below 100% is too low!
>I will teach you via means I discovered through research
>For every right answer I will undress more
Honey, I'm pretty sure that's just something crazy from that Van Wilder movie
>N-No it isn't! It's from arduous research!
>No more questioning my methods or else I'll add punishment for every failed answer!
Oh no, whatever will I do! A punishment for wrong answers, I hope it isn't something terrible and sexual!
>*Glaring Intensifies*
>Fine then, for every wrong answer you have to use the automatic onahole until ejaculation
>The chair you're sitting in suddenly clamps around your arms restraining you
Uhh okay, that doesn't sound so b
>While looking at this!
>She holds up an image of your mother in her swimsuit
YOU FIEND!

>> No.12683501

>>12683490
Since sex during pregnancy loads the MG with spirit energy, then turned into demonic and is used to feed the fetus, they'd likely get traits from the mother. The son or daughter from such a union could lead to a mutation and a new subspecies I imagine, however.

>> No.12683503

>>12683484
>madposting
>to make me angry
Anon, I...

>> No.12683506

>>12683492
You know, though, now that we have a unique poster count, we at least have something to gauge off of. Not that it helps that much with accuracy, but hey, it's something

>> No.12683508

>>12683463
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v503/n7477/full/503562a.html
This is what you get, then. Enjoy having the "social experiment" your wife created optimize itself across generations to become the ultimate erotic lifeform, declare the old monstergirls redundant and destroy them all to create its perfect machinegirl utopia.

>> No.12683509

>>12682944
>What is your favorite Monster Girl
I have a few. Favorite overall? Dark Angel.
Favorite for a waifu? Tie between Nightmare and Anubis.
Favorite that I'd want to be? Tie between Lich and Mantis.
>What is your favorite writefag story?
I honestly don't read as many of them as I'd like. Bizarre Slime's a pretty good read.
>What is your fetish?
Too many to count, but to narrow it down to one that really gets me going, I'll say Full-Body Oil Massages. As in where one partner uses their full body, oiled up, to massage their partner's full body.

>> No.12683510

>>12683429
>She picks up a companion

"So, where d'ya wanna go? Anywhere, anytime, anyhow! Just name it!"
"Mars. I want to walk on Mars."
"Eh? Mars?"
"What's wrong with that?"
"Well, it's just a little... boring, isn't it?"
"Are you kidding me?! Mars! The first colonies! One of the most important events which might happen in human history! There's no way I'm missing that!"
>Doctor Wurm gives her companion a very confused, and very blank look. Turning to the console, she twiddles with the doodads and presses the Thingamajig, before plodolling (actual technical term) the Plodly Gizmo.
>The TARDIS lurches into life, groaning and wheezing through time and space to the excitement of the companion.
>Then, with a dull "thfooom" it settles into its not-quite-silence.
>The companion looks at the door, then at the Wurm.
>The Wurm looks back, flicking her sparkling yellow eyes to the same exit.
>The companion hesitates, then makes their way to the door.
>Gripping the handle, they take a deep breath.
>And open the door.
>They step out, into...
>The lobby of the newly founded Mars Incorporated headquarters in Virginia, United States.
>Doctor Wurm just shrugs.

>> No.12683515

>>12683497
I did explicitly say I could not vouch for its accuracy, but thanks for pointing out there's a possibility it might not be accurate, genius.

But that aside, the entire concept of MGs is intrinsically femdom-ish. These are beings which have super-strength, elemental mastery, longevity, magic, and basically any and every superpower you can think of in some form. Most of them are just inherently superior to humans, which along with a much more (sexually) predatory nature (again, speaking on average) would make it easier for them to be dominant than submissive.

But then again, this is all fantasy. So normal logic doesn't apply, and they can be submissive or dominant as much as you fancy.

>> No.12683516

>>12683503
The fighting already died down and the only one still going on about bitch kun is you, just admit it, you have a hard on for the guy. And I'm done replying to you, good luck on your witch hunt.

>> No.12683517

>>12683501
Children gaining the mothers traits only seems good, and I'd accept a magic explanation on how only the mothers traits are accounted for.

That is to say if a Blue Oni Incubus banged a Wurm, the kid would only have her traits instead of both so it would be a Wurm Incubus only instead of a hybrid.

>> No.12683518

>>12683163
Somebody asked KC something like that once. It was a while ago, so I dunno if it still applies, especially given his tendency for retcons and adjustments.

But his answer at the time was basically, yes, it is.
The Order is the side of "Good", and the Monsters are "Evil", when viewed from traditional Black-and-White viewpoints. Though really, it's a setting where you're meant to side and sympathize with the "Bad Guys".

>> No.12683522

>>12683509
>Anubis waifu
>Full-body oil massage

Are you me? Or is the idea of rubbing yourself bodily against the delicious tanned skin of an anubis while oils slick between the two of you just an objectively perfect thing?

>> No.12683524

>>12683378
>Did we whip them too hard?
Yes, actually, when it comes to porn.
Their entire porn censorship thing is because the West found their previous attitude towards sexuality to be too lax as compared to them.

The Japs do nothing half-way.

>> No.12683527

>>12683453
Computational Neuroscience!
I want Intelligent AIs and Robot Brains already!

>> No.12683528

>>12683516
6/10, you're pretty good at misdirection.

>> No.12683531

>>12683524
One day porn will be uncensored...

>A Man on a mission to make porn uncensored appears
>The hero Japan needs

>> No.12683532

>>12683522
I'd say objectively perfect anon.

But good taste you have, all the same.

>> No.12683533

>>12683524
While how their censorship laws came to be sucks, it did have a hand in helping Tentacle Porn gain a lot more footing, due to being phallic objects they didn't have to blur out.

Unless you're not into tentacles, which might make the above super sucky in your opinion

>> No.12683535

>>12683517
But the question remains, if a Blue Oni Incubus banged a Wurm, would he remain just a Blue Oni Incubus, or would he change slightly into a Blue Oni/Wurm Incubus?

>> No.12683537

>>12683533
They still have to censor the vaginas they go into though. And then there's the matter of the recent "Full Censorship" scare.

>>12683531
One day, H-Magazine Publishers will not have to live in fear of whether they used enough censors or not.

>> No.12683538

>>12683404

I guess?

Regardless. If you really wanted to know, just message the faggot.

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