/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Okay.

Your feelings only serve to further arouse me.

>>12771187

Sorry ZUN but I can't help it if your daughters are sexy

>>12771209
Suwako's tits are too big, I can't fap to this. Only slutty lolis pls.

>>12771187
This is like that hyper-autistic brony who asked people to stop drawing porn of Twilight Sparkle because she was his fiance

>>12771207
I enjoy doujins of slimes entering girls

>>12771224
I enjoy doujins of all sorts of unusual things entering girls, particularly insect eggs. Bug rape is my fetish, but also various bizarre insertion such as navel rape and ear rape.

lmoa nerd gett ownd

My favorite type of lewd with Touhous is vanilla, romantic sex. It's a crying shame that it's so uncommon and rare. Instead we get rape, shota, guro, mindbreak, futa, prostitution and the like. Not that I dislike those (well, some of those) but it's so common it's gotten boring.

>>12771279
what a shame that your preference is not more prevalent than every other preference combined

>>12771287
yes, people should stop liking things I don't like

>>12771287
What's a shame is that everyone but me has shit taste.

Still can't prevent the authors from making them though.

Although I do love some vanilla and /u/but I do find the first very very rare unless it's futa.

Daily reminder that TOUHOU MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK AND SUCK

Also, look at that sperm floating around Youmo!

2hus are meant to be sexualise and treated like a cum dump.

OP is right.

Please refrain from sexualizing sluts.

>>12771373
Agreed.

Blame ZUN arts for being too lewd.

>>12771279

Do you not see yuri as vanilla or romantic?

I think that's where you are going to find the bulk of the tame touhou doujins. Especially since most of the people who translate touhou doujins are yuri groups.

I'm all for straight vanilla doujins. But it just doesn't seem to work in the touhou setting all that much. There is only like one guy who isn't faceless or a cloud. So they end up being flat, shallow, and/or boring since they need to try and pair a nobody blank slate with a godlike being. To the extent where they need to remove key character traits to make the paring seem not impossible. Or force pair rinnosuke with X girl.

>>12771426
Yuri is nice, too. Still most of the yuri is either futa and/or rape. Which I still enjoy but doesn't completely satisfy me. Also, a lot of the times a faceless self-insert doujinshi makes more sense than a yuri one or a Rinnosuke pairing one. I think it's better than forcing a pairing which doesn't work.

I suppose it's not actually that there's a lack of romantic faceless male doujinshi, because I see quite a bit of it, but it's nearly all untranslated or even unscanned. I should probably go about commissioning some, or brush up on my Japanese grammar so I can translate it myself. I think I might actually do that.

>>12771426
Yuri a shit

>>12771222
I was thinking the exact same thing.

>>12771219
for you
>>12771451
Pure yuri cannot be gross futa!

I wont stop reading 2hu porn because that shits nice.

but why does /jp/ get away with posting porn and echii in a WS board - thats always ticked me off a bit

>>12774009
Why is /jp/ "WS" when no one here W?

>>12774016
You have to be working, how else will you pay for your dakimakuras or onaholes

>>12774026
Autismbux!

>>12774026
I sell my body at night.

>>12774039
No wonder you're poor.

You are a good Christian

>>12771187
i used to be like you OP (a secondary)
then i started playing the official games a ton
now i can't stop thinking about violently fucking every 2hu

>>12774041
Send money pls.

>>12774059
What money I'm on /jp/ too

>>12774062
Wanna raid the donation box?

>>12771187
That's why I like ZUN art, because its not overly moe or lewd. It's like real girls that doesn't look so attractive. Personally I feel the same about sexualizing but I don't mind if it doesn't involve men and it is cute.

>I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised Touhou may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake.
You sure are narcissistic, aren't you? No one cares.

Youmu came to me in a dream last night and we were officially married. She proposed, we had a ceremony, the vows were taken, and we consummated the marriage. It's official.

Please refer to Youmu as YOUMU PETERSON from now on. It is disrespectful to both me and Youmu if you continue to refer to her with her past name of Youmu Konpaku.

Thank you.

>>12774322
But ZUN art IS lewd.

Look at this shit.

Add some jerking motion and she's ready to give out handjobs.

>>12774345
And who can forget this (3) semen ghost.

>>12774342
Hey fag peterson I fugged you're waifu xD

>>12774322
I agree with this sentiment.

What terrible site was this originally posted on?

>>12774590
4chan

>>12774590
/dqn/

>>12774345
Please remember that the idea of "jerking motion" is entirely yours and ZUN would never do such a thing.

>>12775108
ZUN gives me the idea!

>>12774322
I think zun art is cute in its own way. He doesn't just draw generic animu grills; and people make fun of his character design but when you see a piece of zun art you can pretty much always tell right off hand who the artist and who the character is.

>>12775374
I think ZUN is very cute!

>>12775422
ZUN is the moeëst 2hu

>>12771187
You are a faggot

Okay then I will not post anything lewd.

Back to Tumblr with your shit.

>>12771187
I've never played a Touhou game and Zun's creations mean jack shit to me.

All your favorite series is good for is eromanga and slutty pixiv fodder.

>>12775733
For you, maybe.
Do you enjoy trampling on the dreams of others?

>>12775742
I read NTR doujinshi and relate to the character fucking the main character's waifu.

>>12775777
And you enjoy that? How?
Please tell me, I want to understand.

>>12775742
yes
Since you're doing the same I assume you do as well

>>12775804
What do you mean exactly? Please don't speak in riddles.

>>12775815
He probably meant the idea from OP.

>>12775820
Oh. He sounded like someone who uses a lot of words to say nothing, so I merely skimmed it.

>>12775820
That last paragraph is kind of really rude.

is the joke that you're posting this text together with an image of Youmu about down a bottle of semen while blushing lewdly?

please confirm

>>12775782
Its not big deal, really. He's just fantasizing about impregnating women and thus passing on genes, like everyone else. Though, this is a really immature and out of social standards kind of fantasize.

cute pixels

>>12771187
I love Touhous, they aren't objects to me
But I still want to fug them

I don't direct my lust towards them, it's more akin to PASSION

>>12775828
>He sounded like someone who uses a lot of words to say nothing, so I merely skimmed it.

He is asserting that you are a stupid bitch which you've so graciously confirmed for us in this post.

Lending basic dignity to 2hus blatantly contravenes intrinsic ethical principles of the board. Your shocking amorality will not be tolerated here.

>>12776492
[citation needed]

>>12776530
The citation is me, nerd. My sense of morality is absolute and intrinsic to the material world. This means that my feelings towards various physical outcomes cannot be subject to argument or negation.

Not sexualizing touhous is wrong. How is it so challenging for you to grasp this?

>>12776560
ok but more importantly, is youmu really a girl?

I enjoy ZUNs sluts too much to quit on your behalf. I do feel for you though.

>>12776720
Slender shoulders and arms. Wide hips. Lack of adam's apple and breasts. Vagina. XX chromosome.

Yes, according to science, she is a healthy young girl at the beginning of puberty.

>>12775374
For better or for worse. I think the artwork done in the fighters look better. It accomplishes exactly what you describe, but looks much more polished.

>>12776492
>>12776560
Now this is what irks me. I don't come to /jp/ to see what I should see on /e/. Why does this board get away with blatantly breaking the rules?

>>12776801
Because the mods get to decide what does or doesn't count as SFW, not you.

>>12776733
>I do feel for you though
Do you feel bad for the seizure-prone who make strenuous efforts to expose themselves to stressors and then complain afterwords? These misallocations of carbon don't actually wish to prevent trauma.

>>12776801
>I don't come to /jp/ to see what I should see on /e/
If you've been coming to /jp/ since 2009 this is the only reason you'd be here. If you haven't, you need to refrain from posting because your thoughts are misconceived and valueless.

Youmu is a girl!

I become deeply upset when people here post - or even just allude to - anime pornography. Anime has been a major part of my life. It has helped me through difficult times, has shaped my life philosophy, and has done far more for me than other people ever have. I view the animes not as friends or acquaintances - we have, after all, never met - but instead almost as a part of me.

Thus, to see them reduced to mere objects to serve your bodily lust is nothing short of a travesty. I am usually reasonably good at empathy, but such an act simply stirs my emotions too much for me to be able to "live and let live" or anything similar. The best I can do is ignore it, and that isn't much of a solution - especially when it is waved in front of my face by fellow posters here.

I hate that I am posting this, because I know that people reading this who have sexualised animes may feel unnecessarily guilty for my sake. Well, an open message to anyone reading this: if you care even slightly about my plight, please, I beg of you, don't post anything here related to anime pornography, and don't encourage or respond to others who do. I've no doubt there are plenty of other places on the internet far away from the eyes of overly sensitive fools such as myself.

>>12776832
care to elaborate? I'm interested in /jp/'s history.

test

>>12771236
How would ear rape work though? Just put it in? Isn't it a bit small?

>>12777067

Ahh the great sundering.

Touhou used to be allowed on /a/. But it got to the point where avatar fags, reaction images, and echi threads of touhou was just about overrunning the entire board. So /jp/ was made to deal with that problem and give a proper forum to talk about non-/a/ related Japanese stuff.

>>12777131
You forgot the hijacks, they were the best part.

>>12775916
lewd!

>>12777113

/jp/, you're dumb, you know?

>>12777376
you too

>>12777376
And you a dork, nerd.

>>12775916
It's milk.

Touhou sweater tits hijack commence

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>>12777422
This new trend for sweaters with holes is great

>>12777430
Eh. It's not very sexy or cute and it's very ineffective for keeping people warm.

>>12777444
It depends very heavily on the artist I think

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>>12777416
Two threads already wasn't enough?

>>12774855
I'm more surprised that you knew that than the fact that you're right.

>>12771187
I have this to say, I love touhou also. I understand why some people don't want to see them sexualized. We all have different views on them like if Remilia is a little girl or Queen of Darkness and what characters should be fapped upon.

I just want to say that just because I have a R34 folder of Touhou doesn't mean their just my play things. I respect them and don't go after them just for the boobs. I like most of the characters and have beat all but 3 touhou games on normal with no continues, beat 4 extra stages, read some of the mangas and have a huge collection of non pornographic touhou pictures.

I guess what I'm trying to say is somebody can love Touhou whether they like to see nude pictures of them or not. But if their just after them for sex then that's another story.

>>12777472

what the fuck is the purpose of a sweater with a hole in it

how does that keep you warm

sidenote: How about that new captcha, huh?

>>12777604

it shows off your tits. how is this even a question?

>>12777527
Is this satire

>>12777690
No, I really mean it. I guess with all the sarcasm around you really don't know if somebody is being serious or not.

Just wanted OP to know that somebody can be a true fan of Touhou if they want to see Yukari in her underwear and that those who do still respect them and there personality's.

Of course there's still porn of them around where it has them being degraded.

I back you up OP on your choice.

>>12777800

go jump off a bridge

>>12771187

2/10 too obviously bait. Better luck next time.

>>12777804
Cant find a bridge but this should do.

>>12777444
I agree, it kills the purpose of wearing sweaters and if the intention is to be sexy it won't be cute or there's just sexier outfits to wear or just no clothes at all. The feel of warm stored breasts a normal sweater gives you is just the best.

>>12777606
that's fucking stupid

>>12779312
SJW plz go and stay go.

>>12779376
you're very autistic, anon.

>>12771187
I feel the same way as you dude