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The thread where we talk about Monster Girls!


Monster Girl Collection/Master List & Updates: http://bit.l/MGCollection
Pastebin version Master List: http://pastebin.com/5dBZzWTX
Monster Girl Media: http://pastebin.com/6kd9Bjdk

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>>12813908
First for the Slime Girl pit.

>> No.12813916

>>12813914
Eww.

Slime pussy is gross!

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>>12813914
It's like the Kephri pit but its always sticky.

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>> No.12813926

>>12813914
Dark Slimes are great, but...
I don't know about these particular dark slimes.

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>> No.12813934

>>12813916
>>12813924
>>12813926
Just jump in Anons.

And you'll be teetering on the edge of orgasm for hours or even days.

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>> No.12813940

>Dumping pics

>> No.12813941

>>12813934
Slimes would feel gross, no thanks.

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>> No.12813943

>>12813941
A pit of fluffy tails then?

>> No.12813948

What personality would be the oddest for an Ushi-Oni to have?

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>> No.12813952

>>12813942
Now, I know you're excited about monstergirls, Anon, but we don't have the space enough for image dumping.
You might wanna slow down.

>> No.12813953

>>12813948
Probably a meek one.

Imagine seeing that rape machine of sex and muscle scream and run away when you uttered the most dreaded of words......"Hi"

>> No.12813954

>>12813943
I'll take an ara ara Kikimora cuddle pile thank you.

They look so soft, it would probably feel amazing to be in a cuddle pile full of them

>> No.12813956

>>12813954
I'm sure you could whore yourself out to the local Kitsune dojo.

They're always looking for tail-brushers.

>> No.12813960

>>12813956
Anon, how could I just brush the tails of girls I don't even know?

I don't think I could face my family again if I went to low.

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>> No.12813965

>>12813963
would want a paizuri from/10

>> No.12813971

>>12813963
Hello~, who is this desert rose?

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>> No.12813985

>>12813973
>>12813976
>>12813963
>>12813949
>>12813942
>>12813936
>>12813931
>>12813925
>>12813922
>>12813913

Pictures should come with discussion. We don't have the images to do image dumps here just because you're bored.

>> No.12813989

>>12813985

> Images are not up to /mgg/ posting standards

>> No.12813996

>>12813989

>Threads on average have enough picture space to have one pic per every ten posts before the end of the thread
>I'm just going to burn through them all because muh imageboard

How new are you?

>> No.12814001

>>12813996
We haven't even been reaching image limit in the last few threads, fuck off.

>> No.12814005

>>12814001

That's because people have the decency to post images when they have some value and not dump old stuff everyone has seen with no purpose like you.

>> No.12814010

>>12813989
We should have more genderbent transformation homosexual roleplaying and fapfic

>> No.12814011

>>12814005
http://puu dot sh/dC2e9/415acfeec9.png
>everyone has seen with no purpose like you.

Keep it classy, anon

>> No.12814012

>>12813963
Paizuri/sex
Now, please.
Also, was more done with HAthor/initiate sex?

>> No.12814014

>>12813954
>kikimora cuddle pile
Fuck no, that would be horrible. Just look at what Kenkou Cross thinks a kikimora is:

- feathers on elbows (to keep her balance while she's straddling her prey)
- long tapering tail (to serve as counterweight while she's running to chase her master)
- highly intelligent, can open doors (to sneak in your house and claim to be your maid)
- clawed feet

Kikimora were never supposed to have all these weird animal parts. KC's kikimora aren't household spirits or whatever, they're fucking raptors.

You want to jump into a raptor pit.

>> No.12814019

>>12814014
>not wanting to live on the edge.

Raptors are cool.

>> No.12814020

Told you guys I would post it tonight.

Second part of the familiar series of stories.

Now with 100% more attempted dream rape. and a guest appearance by Freddie Mercury

http://pastebin.com/ybhWJpGx

Hopefully the 3rd section (Where the Black Mass gets into full swing) will be better.

>> No.12814024

>>12814014
>Implying 95% of mythological creatures aren't unfuckable in their original canon
>Implying the other 5% aren't soul-eaters, blood suckers, drowners, etc.

The entire point of MGE is to corrupt mythos to make them fuckable by adding "weird" parts.

>> No.12814026

>>12813996
This always happens, in every thread.
We get about 50-100 images right at the start and then they get increasingly spread out as the thread goes on. How new are YOU?

>> No.12814029

>>12814026

Not dumped, they're not. Sure there's the "First for fluffy." "First for grapesnakes." people but that's not the same, and generally not even the same person.

>> No.12814030

How would a vampire react if you told her that you refuse to let her bite you, due the fact that it's hard to stop bleeding due to medication that you're taking?

>> No.12814032

>>12814030
Hopefully she'd understand and leave you alone.

>> No.12814035

>>12814030
>Taking aspirin
Having heart troubles McDouble?

>> No.12814036

>>12814030
Medicated blood would likely taste terrible to them anyway.

>> No.12814038

>>12814024
Nope this is bullshit. Lamia is a snake demon and gets snake parts. Arachne got turned into a spider and gets spider parts. Medusa has snakes for hair and still has snakes for hair, but loses the brass hands, huge tusks and "so ugly that looking at her petrifies you on the spot" parts.

And then you get Kikimora, who is some sort of scarecrow Mary Poppins but gets feathers and wolf tail for no reason. It's like drawing a spider woman with bird wings and claiming that it's a cyclops because fuck you.

Actually she gets the wolf and bird parts because the original had a wolf head and a beak.

>> No.12814040

>>12814035
Coumadin

>> No.12814044

>>12813973
all hail Janet

>> No.12814048

>>12814038
Don't go autistic, man. It's a fantasy setting. Suspension of disbelief is part of the setting. If you really can't enjoy it, either just hide posts pertaining to anatomically "incorrect" monsters, or find another canon/thread to enjoy, because MGE is a pretty integral part of the /mgt/ threadcanon

>> No.12814058

>>12814048

Didn't kiki's have chicken feet too? That seems a pretty legitimate excuse for a few decorative feathers. The ones on the MGE wrist are just part of some bracelet anyway.

>> No.12814059

>>12814048
MGE isn't actually doing anything wrong. "Add random shit to a monster" is a dumb way to make monster girls, is what I'm saying.

"Add monster shit to a woman" is more like it. It's also what KC is doing.

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Let's say every female was turned into MGs.
How dangerous would Detroit become?

>> No.12814075

What would your mg waifu do if you were getting bullied at work?

>> No.12814078

>>12814075
By whom and how?

>> No.12814084

>>12814073
>How dangerous would Detroit become?
>implying Detroit isn't already dangerous
I'll tell you one thing, crime rates among men and crime rates among women there would probably either both skyrocket or swap.

>> No.12814086

>>12814059
What?

It seems a bit silly to call adding monster bits to human girls is supposed to be correct, but changing the monster bits to be "complete bullshit". It seems like you're saying them being 90% sexy girl with a bit of monster added is supposed to be completely loyal to the original mythological canon, but changing a bit of the monster part -- woah, we've gone too far!

I mean, I don't like throwing around what has at this point become a generic pejorative, but you're sounding kind of autistic here. Especially if the line seems to be drawn so arbitrarily on just how exactly loyal it needs to be to the original canon before it goes from "acceptable" to "complete bullshit".

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>>12814084
Female cops stop doing their Jobs,and start Stalking with their cruisers.

You're minding your business one day and you hear a Woop Woop sound.

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It's time find your region. Sorry Europe and South America make your own


http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random

This is the monster girl you'll end up with in that region

>inb4 no fun

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>>12814092
>"Hey there, kid. You know it's dangerous to be wandering around at night alone like this~."
>"Hop in. I'll give you a ride home."
>"Oh, don't worry. You can trust me. After all, I am a cop."

>> No.12814100

>>12814086
You can change monster parts. You can put your own interpretation on whatever the monster's shtick is so that the girl version is hotter. You aren't allowed to make some random shit that is unrelated to monster X and then call your thing monster X. That's dumb.

That's dumb even when it's unrelated to monster girls. Soul Sacrifice had a giant moth phoenix and it fucking rocked because it fit phoenix' gimmick (death/resurrection, being on fire) while the D&D Senmurv is absolutely retarded because come on it's a sparkledog with bird wings that's supposed to be Garuda.

>> No.12814102

>>12814095
>Shota region
fug :DDDDD

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>>12814095
Your map sucks, use this map anon's

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Would you bully an Oni and her daughter to tears?

>> No.12814111

>>12814100
>Unrelated parts
>Kikimora had a wolf head and bird feet
>KC adds combined wolf fur and bird feathers

Doesn't seem that unrelated? Particularly since the tail is probably an ideal replacement for what might instead be a wolf head (i.e., being a furry).

Or would the furry version be better for you?

>> No.12814112

>>12814106
>>12814095
frosty moe for life

>> No.12814113

>>12814078
>Sexual Harassment

>> No.12814114

>>12814107
You know I would

>> No.12814116

>>12814113
>>12814078
Also coworkers

>> No.12814119

>>12814106
What would a mech MG even be?

>> No.12814120

>>12814111
Oh. So that's your problem.

I'm okay with kikimora. You kinda didn't catch that.

I was bitching about the "adding dumb shit to monster parts is how monster girls are made" thing. It isn't.

Or maybe by "weird parts" the guy meant "tits", if so then yeah that's fine by me.

>> No.12814122

>>12814119

Golems

>> No.12814136

>>12814119
Speaking of robot girls, what would you prefer in your headcanon for them:

1) 100% programming-driven machine
2) Mostly just a robotic body but has autonomy driven by magic rather than programming

Assuming that neither method has an impact on their physical appearance or ability to have free will.

>> No.12814144

>>12814113
What did I ever do to draw their attention towards me?

>> No.12814146

>>12814136

I like a little magic. It's nice to think you can just basically use something similar to a necromancy spell you would use to raise a zombie to give them life.

Automatons don's need a bunch of electronics either. Remember the old Renaissance era clockwork stuff. A more advanced design and magic to direct it and we could go full electric free.

>> No.12814148

>>12814144
Be a human boy

>> No.12814151

>>12814095
>Shota region
God damn it
>Scylla
Not bad.

>> No.12814152

>>12814148
are there other men?

>> No.12814155

What if
>Going to uni with vampire childhood friend.
>Passing by her in the hall to another class
>Overhear her shit talking you behind your back with another group of friends she has
>Pretends to not know what you're talking about when you bring it up later at lunch
>So you cut ties with her, simply get up from the table and walk away while she's to stunned by your actions to respond.
>ignore any of the few no doubt token attempts she makes at contacting you
>go on to graduate and become a nurse at one of the local hospitals
>you have no idea what happened to her, in fact you're not even sure you saw her after that day.

>> No.12814156

>>12814155
Are you trying to ruin childhood friends for me anon?

>> No.12814157

>>12814095
So I live in Mech world,and Deruella is some how involved.

>> No.12814160

>>12814155
It turns out it is her parents hospital!

>> No.12814161

>>12814106
>Cyberpunk Region
>Lamias
In the grim cyber darkness of the cyber future there are only roving cyborg Lamia rape squads.
Why does that sound so appealing?

>> No.12814163

>>12814151
So you end up with a shota Scylla?
Gross

>> No.12814164

>>12814107
I would protect their smiles.

>> No.12814167

>>12814163
Wait, is that how that works? Never thought I'd ask this, but can I be the shota instead? Rather /ss/ than gay shit.

>> No.12814168

>>12814163
No. When the monstergirls invade, every male human in the shota region becomes a shota, regardless of age.

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>>12814161
Cause it's sex with a lamia, duh

>> No.12814171

>>12814167
Sure, why not

>> No.12814173

>>12814106
>Frosty Moe Ignis
I don't even
How would this work?
I mean, the heat is nice and all but I can't imagine it.

>> No.12814175

>>12814156
Was she really your friend?
She clearly had no problem shit talking you and then lieing about it to your face.
Was she your friend or where you simply an easy person to vent to?
Somebody who'd go along with her ideas and schemes for "old times sake" even if she didn't care about those old times and only pretended to while you were too stupid to realize it.
>>12814160
And what if it is? Doesn't mean you're going to run into her or anything and you're a nurse you don't have time to be meeting with any of the owners or people who run the place and neither do they have the time to meet with you.

>> No.12814178

>>12814095
>Dark Elf
Oh jesus...

>Mindrape region
W-Well, joke's on you, I'm only here on vacation from...
>Yaoi region
Goddammit!

>> No.12814179

>>12814168
Even your grandpa? Shota grandpa shota dad and you shota dude?

Seems like a silly place

>> No.12814181

>>12814173
Blue fire form Ocarina of Time

Cold fire melts hot ice

>> No.12814182

>>12814171
Oh thank god.

>> No.12814183

>>12814179
It is an incredibly silly place.
It's also lewd as fuck, but that goes without saying.

>> No.12814185

Show me state
Kitsune

so the fox has to show me her tits?

>> No.12814187

>>12814155

>Meet another nice vampire girl while working
>She asks you out
>Fall in love
>Whirlwind storybook romance
>Finally decide to tie the knot
>Childhood friend shows up at your wedding
>You think she's there to crash it
>Why would she? She never acted like she loved you before.
>But she's just as surprised to see you
>Fiance is surprised you know this woman
>Ex-friend turns out to be your soon-to-be-wife's cousin
>The reception suddenly becomes much more awkward

>> No.12814192

>>12814095
>frost moe and bicorn
time to find more bicorns so I can make my harem large enough to contain all the MGs I like

>> No.12814193

>>12814152
no

>> No.12814198

>>12814078
They spank your ass and be like "hey there pretty boy"

>> No.12814201

>>12814169
Now imagine that, but with about four Lamias all with minor cybernetics and 80s/90s punk hairstyles

>> No.12814204

>>12814193
Women hate each other,so I'll try to start something.

>> No.12814208

>>12814201
>and 80s/90s punk hairstyles
Disgusting, why don't I just date a fucking tumblrina. They've got the same damn hairstyles

>> No.12814209

>>12814201
All of them sharing a hold in the ground with you.

They have abducted you,and mind linked the pleasure portions of the brain. You feel their pleasure,they feel your pleasure.

This goes on all winter long.

>> No.12814211

>>12814095
>MANLY Region
>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Minotaurus
Hahahahahaha

>> No.12814213

>>12814198
If that happened to me, I'd probably pick up a chair and bash the offending monstergirl over the head with it.
My waifu would probably be tending to my wounds later that day after beating the holy shit out of the the ones harassing me.
Because I turned my phone on and called her before I started shit.
I have good and bad foresight at the same time sometimes.

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>"Now why would we have implants and stupid hair?

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>>12814208
It's Cyberpunk. Of course they have dumb 80s/90s punk hairstyles.
>>12814209
See, this is the weirdest boner I've ever felt in a long time. Thanks Anon, for reminding me that I'm a weird fucker.

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>>12814211
But an especially manly minotaur would be...

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CYOA time

Left or right?

>> No.12814222

>>12814107
What the fuck even beat up an oni mom in the first place?

>> No.12814224

>>12814078
They ask you to get something in the cellar, and when you do they lock the door and then the they say "Anooooooon, plaaaaytime" whilst approaching you

>> No.12814227

>>12814211
>MANLY Region
I'm gonna guess DEMONIC ENERGY causes all men to be incredibly manly. Like an entire region filled with Mike Haggar, Senator Armstrong, Jojos, and Kenshiro.
>Minotaurus are the most common.
Welcome to the land that would annihilate lesser men's pelvises.

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>> No.12814229 [DELETED] 

>>12814219
Right

>> No.12814230 [DELETED] 

>>12814219
Right. Do I win?

>> No.12814232

>>12814222
An army of those evil paladin guys

>> No.12814234

>>12814106
>Manly region
>Lich

What?

>> No.12814236 [DELETED] 

>>12814219
Left. Gimmy dat delicious brown.

>> No.12814237

Go easy there guys, I think there may be some samefagging on these votes.

>> No.12814239

>>12814234
>Tomboy Lich
Sounds like a catch.

>> No.12814240 [DELETED] 

>>12814219
I can't help it. I've gotta go with delicious brown. Left.

>> No.12814243

>>12814224
"What do you think of Onee-chan's biceps?"

>> No.12814244

What MG species would be more likely to become doctors than others? I imagine some would be drawn to that kind of work.
No Lich, too obvious.

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>>12814219
Right to left. You start out with a Vanilla high and mighty Elf in your dorm room.

Yet over time she changes as you become /fit/.
After putting up with her cuntitude for a year, you decide to switch dorm rooms.

When you tell her your plans,she's triggered.

>> No.12814247

>>12814227
You'd have to be extra manly in such a place. Everything is bigger in Texas after all.
>Longhorn Minotaurus
Yes please.

>> No.12814250

>>12814078
They give you the "fuck me" eyes

>> No.12814255 [DELETED] 

>>12814219
Left

Always go for slutty brown

>> No.12814258

So was there any conclusion about "submit your MG to a crabman"?

>> No.12814259

>>12814187
That it?

>> No.12814260

>>12814228
She was so delicious

>> No.12814261

Let's play a game, anons.

Congratulations! Your profile has been selected among others as part of the MGC Resettlement Incentives program! It appears at least one Monster Girl has shown interest in your profile as part of our No Girl Left Un-Deflowered policy.

You will be rewarded with a fully furnished, high quality condominium, and an annual government stipend of $1000 per month for a minimum of ten years (independent of any job salary or social security you may be receiving).

The only clause is that you must marry the girl that selected your profile and produce -- or show evidence of attempting thereof -- offspring with her within the first two years of your arrival, or forfeit all financial incentives. Your marriage will not be annulled, however.

- Girl: http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
- Age: http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=10&max=30&col=1&base=10&format=html&rnd=new

Lightning Round: If you land on a non-MGE page, roll again -- BUT the first MGE profile you land on will have a girl with the polar opposite personality type normally described in the profile. She will still love you fully, however.



IF you accept these terms, knowing that the MG in question is undoubtedly in love with you, how happy are you with the results?

>> No.12814263

>>12814258
Nope, I think general apathy took over.

Congrats, you each get the elf of your choice

Good end

Thanks for playing!

>> No.12814270

>>12814261
>10year old opposite chimera
Jesus, might have to wait a few years

>> No.12814275

>>12814261
>29 year old opposite Chimera

well ok

>> No.12814276

>>12814261
>19 year old siren
Not my first choice, but she'll do. .

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>>12814261
>Troll
>25
>Christmas Cake Troll
Merry Christmas, one and all! Fuck yes!

>> No.12814278

A thirteen year-old hyper-active Dormouse. I find this to be extremely satisfactory and would like to thank the Resettlement Program for it's generosity.

>> No.12814280

>>12814261
>Lvl.24 Selkie
Literally cosplay.
But not THAT bad I guess, as long as we have locks in the house she's just a girl that likes cuddling.

>> No.12814282

>>12814261
>23 year old Hobgoblin
Sold.
Wait, does this mean she's got a bunch of goblins with her too, or no?
Would I have to impregnate all of them?

>> No.12814283

>>12814261
>Nightmare
>21

I don't know, horse pussy and all that jazz

>> No.12814284

>>12814259

1. Waifu learns this is the girl that used to shittalk you and rope you into crazy schemes then make you the patsy. Immortal catfight ensues, destroying everything at the wedding.

Or

2. Childhood vamp pulls you aside and blackmails you into a quicky for the price of not telling your one true love about all the bad things you did as a kid, even if she prompted you to do them.

>> No.12814286

>>12814270
Please note consummation of marriage with any girls aged ten or up is perfectly legal in MGC. However, if you still wish to turn down our offer, that is more unfortunate.

Since entry into the database forfeits your ability to refuse marriage offers. A Husbandu Capture team has been dispatched and will be there momentarily. We'll see you soon!

>> No.12814287

Shirohebi
32

CC Shirohebi

>> No.12814288

>>12814261
>22 year old Beelzebub
I'm not happy about this.

>> No.12814290

>>12814261

>Ren Xiongmao
>16

Not bad

>> No.12814291

>>12814286
B-but, shes still in primary school

>> No.12814292
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>>12814261
>27 year old Arachnae
Nnnng

>> No.12814293

>>12814106
>Trap region
>succubus

Eh?

>> No.12814294

>>12814261
>Alice
>21
Legal Alice?
I mean...I'll do it, yeah, but this is pretty confusing.

>> No.12814296

>>12814293
Cmon Anon, you know what an Alp is.

>> No.12814297

>>12814106

Utah should be the chuuni state.

>> No.12814299

>>12814261
>Ushi-oni
>11

Am I kill?

>> No.12814300

>>12814293
I'm guessing either Reverse Trap succubus, or she turned you into a trap because that's her fetish.

>> No.12814301

>>12814293

Enjoy your alp

>> No.12814302

>>12814294
adult alice
welp hope you don't turn diabetic

>> No.12814303

>>12814299
Nah, Loli-ushi is just going to love you so hard.
And don't worry, your floors are safe. For now.

>> No.12814307

>>12814303
you don't have hardwood floors , right?

>> No.12814308

>>12814307
I have stone, how bad is it?

>> No.12814309

>>12814294
The Alice species remains youthful throughout her entire life, so you'll get to enjoy her delicious flat chest for years to come. Isn't that great? And thanks to exposure to Wonderland demonic energy, she will no longer regenerate her hymen and can become pregnant!

>> No.12814311

>>12814284
my question now becomes why she'd want the quickie.

>> No.12814313

>>12814224
Wouldn't an 11 year old Ryu abuse her powers?

>> No.12814316

Could a crow tengu even BE a doctor? I mean, feathers and shit.
I need to know for something I'm writing, don't want to default to Lich.

>> No.12814318

>>12814313
It would be cute to see though, tried to make it rain, storm starts in the closet.
tries again, rains on the neighbor.

>> No.12814319
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>>12814261
>26 year old Lilim

Yes please.

>> No.12814321

>>12814318
she makes little animal shapes out of the water at bathtime.

>> No.12814324

>>12814261
>12 year old Dark Matter
.................................I don't want this.

>> No.12814325

>>12814321
Hell, I would spoil the heck out of a ryu daughter

>> No.12814326

>>12814318
How am I suppose to have a child with an 13 year old?

>> No.12814327
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>>12814261
23 year old kunoichi. nice.

>> No.12814329

>>12814316
Doctors don't always have to be exclusively hands on. Physicians for example. She would have difficultly being a surgeon, however.

>> No.12814330
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>>12814324
You've done gone and fucked up, Anon.

>> No.12814331

>>12814324
I think you can have a redo for that one
Pretty sure MGC doesn't want one of those in the city

>> No.12814332

>>12814311
To humiliate you and have the bragging rights of fucking a guy on his wedding day.

>> No.12814335

>>12814261
>13 years old Matango
If I'll be able to persuade her not to turn me into shroomling, I'd even be okay with that.

>> No.12814336

>>12814327
23 year old chuuni Kunoichi, apparently.
Still nice.

>> No.12814338

>>12814326
wait til she graduates silly.
try watching some porn for ideas for when she is old enough.

>> No.12814339

>>12814261
>24 year old Sahuagin
I'm okay with this.

>> No.12814341

>>12814326
MGC would like to remind you that Monster Girls hit puberty at an exceptionally young age, thanks in part to patented Sabbath alchemy! All you need is an ovulation potion that can be found at any local pharmacy. Failing that, video recording of at least twenty (20) attempts at impregnation will demonstrate sufficient intent that you will receive an extra two years to continue trying.

>> No.12814342

>>12814329
That's actually perfect for what I had in mind, thanks!

>> No.12814344

>>12814338
It would be like incest,father daughter...

>> No.12814346

>>12814331
I don't think MGC has the power to stop a dark matter.

>> No.12814347

>>12814261

>18 year-old Devil

Lazy days ahead

>> No.12814353

>>12814283
Nightmare.
Same age as me.
I am extremely jealous of you sir. Extremely.
If I got this, I'd up and move even if they said I had to PAY $1000 a month rather than receive it.

>> No.12814354

>>12814331
>27 year old Kappa
My redo has yielded pleasant results. Thank you, Anon

>> No.12814355

weird
2 lilims now

Lilim, 22, reverse

Does this mean I get a nice Lilim?

>> No.12814357

>>12814354
For some extra advice you may want to hear, Kappas love assplay.
Be sure to switch it up every now and then and rough up that booty of hers.

>> No.12814358

>>12814341
They just want to market the videos for porn.

>> No.12814359

>>12814355
No, you get a Lilim that is incredibly chaste. You'll need to teach her how to do anything, so prepare for hand holding and missionary style for a while.

>> No.12814360

>>12814355
Two entries? Oh my, it seems you were attempting to defraud the Government Dating database by receiving benefits multiple times.

Unfortunately, policy is quite clear, you will instead be reallocated to the Community Use Sexual Relief facility, typically frequented by more sadistic and criminal MGs whose aggression precludes them from finding a stable relationship.

I hope you like Manticores!

>> No.12814363

>>12814359
I am so ready for this!
Hand holding paradise here i come!

>> No.12814366

>>12814261
>18 year old Dark Priest
>Once they are holed-up there they forget all about their duties. With time stopped, they probably give in to unending desire and continue to have sex with their men for eternity.

I'm okay with this.

>> No.12814369

>>12814360
No no, I mean to say how weird it was that there were 2 Llims obtained doing this random poll
someone above me also got a Lilim

>> No.12814373

>>12814261
28 year old Mothman.

I think I found heaven anons.

>> No.12814374

>>12814373
moth man
man

>> No.12814375

>>12814374
oh... i forgot about that. i just got excited.

>> No.12814380
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>>12814319

Enjoy your cake.

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>> No.12814392

>>12814380
Is she still a cake if I'm older? To me that'd just mean a woman who has yet to soil herself.

>> No.12814423

>>12814386
but anon you'd never be able to see up her skirt

>> No.12814425
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12814425

>>12814261
>21 Year Old Red Oni.

Fuck yes. A girl I can get shitfaced with.

>> No.12814428

>>12814261
13 year old reverse Sahuagin
so genki girl?

>> No.12814434

>>12814428
Yep, hope you like swimming.
A lot.
And swimsuit sex.
Because you'll be having both, everyday, almost all day.

>> No.12814452

>>12814434
as long as she has a onepice tan line its all good

>> No.12814472
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12814472

15 year old Selkie.

This works I love cold beaches.

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12814474

I hope you didn't forget to hug your daughteru and tell her how much you love her before tucking her in for bed, anons.

>> No.12814486

>>12814474
I read that as "before fucking her"

>> No.12814490

>>12814261
>18 year old hobgoblin
Excellent, it's the MGE warboss.

It's time for WAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.12814493

>>12814474
>Pig in a blanket
Every time, anon.

>>12814490
Sorry bro. You got a goblin, not a WAAAGTANGO

>> No.12814494

>>12814490
1. Raise a horde of Daughterus.
2. Invade a small, isolated town or village.
3. Rule the town/village with your Hobgoblin wife. While your daughterus get their pick of the men in that town/village.
4. ???????
5. Profit.

>> No.12814495

>>12814493
She controls lesser goblins, who obey her because she's bigga and therefore da boss. They are also hooligans that rob humans blind. That's orky enough for me.

I wish some /tg/ Lilim would mix goblins and matango for laughs, though.

>> No.12814513

>>12814228
ive always been curious about her? what is her background or relation to you?

>> No.12814626

>>12814261
>Hellhound
NOPE NOPE NOPE

>12 years
Dis gonna be gud

>> No.12814646

>>12814261

>11 year old Ushi Oni

Well at least I'm not getting pelviscerated any time soon, but I'm sure that puts me on a government list somewhere.

>> No.12814648

what happened to the yandere kumiho story, i wasnt even able to read it, why would the author erase it? why gauf, why would you deny me the yandere

>> No.12814651

Heartboner, anyone?
http://exhentai.org/g/767948/883548e51a/
I wonder what he'll do next. Some drilled ojou would be nice.

>> No.12814652

http://exhentai.org/g/767948/883548e51a/
>new Karen horse pussy is out
>there is no horse NTR
>she is just imagining being fucked by horse because his dick became gigantic as side affects of berserk armor
I wanted NTR suffering and got some shitty vanilla end ;_;
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

>> No.12814659

>>12814652
>http://exhentai.org/g/767948/883548e51a/

You came back Z. You came back to us! There is still hope for man.

>> No.12814661

>>12814652
There's already horse NTR, go fap to that

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>>12814659
There will be hope when we see her again

>> No.12814672

>>12814666
No Satan. I don't care for blindman and feelsbat nearly as much. But whatever he does, if it's vanilla, I'm not opposed to it.

Anything is better than tentacle futa armor.

>> No.12814673

>>12814652
There was pretty much no chance for horse NTR to begin with. I mean, the horse had fucking bandages all over. It was either (a) she was imagining the dude to be a horse or (b) the dude's desire for horse pussy grew so fervent that he literally turned into a horse, and getting fucked by your husband who transformed into a horse is still not NTR.

Fun fact: the latter is possible in MGE, he who fucks monsters shall see himself become one.

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>>12814672
>I don't care for blindman and feelsbat
>Not liking magic healing bat waifu and her possible rape fetish

>> No.12814691

>>12814686
>deifying the raggedy emaciated creature
Points to Z-ton to making her bat-like that way, but there's nothing there that makes me say it's the best of his ever or the sexiest.

Guy meets her and they fall in love. There's nothing really to fuss about wanting more.

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>>12814691

>TFW best z-ton girl

>> No.12814704

>>12814261
21 year old Ryu.

Is am more than ok with this

>> No.12814710

>>12814703
I don't like the antlers. I know female reindeer do grow them, but I still don't like them

>> No.12814739

>>12814095
>Harem Region

HELL YES!

>> No.12814749

>>12814261
>29 year old Dark Priest
Hell yea!!

>> No.12814751

>>12814095
Ushi-oni in the classic mecha regions.....

Is my waifu fighting mazinger ow

>> No.12814753

>>12814739
Forgot to roll.

>http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_I

I GET THE WHOLE DAMN SHEBANG! FUCK YOU, I'M NOT ROLLING AGAIN!

>> No.12814754

>>12814739
they're male harems

>> No.12814769

>>12814751

She's gonna BURN IT UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qVQ-nej6t8

>> No.12814777

>>12814261
>12 year old nice and stable Cheshire

I can so work with this.

>> No.12814781

>>12814309
>A girl with a hymen can't get pregnant

What?

>> No.12814782

>>12814754
Says who? Don't try to ruin my good time with your jealousy.

>> No.12814789

>>12814020
Splendid, I look forward to more.

>> No.12814792

>>12814261

Handbook

Reroll

Lava Golem who is shy and awkward around cuddling. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

>> No.12814800

>>12814781
KC said on twitter that an Alice that visits wonderland no longer has her chronic amnesia and can get pregnant. Presumably, if she doesn't visit wonderland the opposite is true.

>> No.12814804

>>12814800
Guess we're never going there then.

>> No.12814812 [DELETED] 

>>>/pol/40220091

Please check this link with all your heart. The warmth of your heart is the only tool that can save us from indifference and evil

>> No.12814814 [DELETED] 

>>12814812
>Caring about /pol/
Good riddance. And if one day they come for us too, well there are other chans out there.

>> No.12814816

>>12814814
That guy is advertising an alternative chan website, so technically it falls under commercial/spam advertisement, so just report it.

But them delicious tears. So sweet.

>> No.12814821 [DELETED] 

>>12814812
Who cares?

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>>12814261
>12 years old Jinko

>> No.12814838
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>>12814261
>Decide to try for random shits and giggles.
>First try lands me with alraune nectar article
>second try lands me Demon Lord
>Age 19

Haha, what!?
lol, we got some serious case of incest over here!
Which makes this all the more hilarious.

>> No.12814846

>>12814838
It's just family bonding.

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>>12814261
>Prisoner Fruit
>17
A-At least DEMONIC ENERGY can make it into a cute girl, right?

>> No.12814851

>>12814838
>reverse personality demon lord
How would you even reverse the demon lord? Ultrapure DL who thinks holding hands is how children are made? Reverse Dark Matter who can't find a husband because she absorbs demonic energy like a black hole and makes everyone in a three-mile radius flaccid/dry? Diehard zoophile who hates how everyone is a girl now and sorely misses the DL before her because she could fuck her 10 ft-tall rapewolves all day back then?

>> No.12814856

>>12814847
Big boobs
Thick thighs
Full hips
Can suck the chrome off a bumper
Can crush a wallnut with her vaginal and anal walls
Doesn't need to breathe
Can bud to make you a harem


They don't call her prisoner fruit for nothing.

>> No.12814858

>>12814851

Reverse Demon Lord would just be some powerless paladin-puppeted figurehead that sits around and cuddles with boys all day.

>> No.12814859

Reposting because 2am is not the best time to roll out a story.

Familiar one again.

http://pastebin.com/ybhWJpGx

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>>12814856
Well shit, you have a bigger imagination than I do.

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>>12814851
>your entire post

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12814863

>TFW have a Krampus themed dream
>TFW listening to Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain
>TFW almost wrote a scenario of Krampus breaking into a guy's apartment, throwing that conifer bastard tree out the window and rough sexing him harder than any of his Americlap girls
>TFW I remembered why I hate Christmas time

>> No.12814864

>>12814863

>tfw when she makes Black Pete watch

>> No.12814866

>>12814861
This is the girl from the café?

>> No.12814867

>>12814859
>Healthy, possessive Familiar.
Perfetto, those traits do things to my dick.

>> No.12814868

>>12814284
>Childhood vamp pulls you aside and blackmails you into a quicky for the price of not telling your one true love about all the bad things you did as a kid, even if she prompted you to do them

Only a faggot isn't upfront with the shit he's done before. Black mailing has got to be the lamest thing ever.
>So yeah this bitch made me do a bunch of fucked up shit some years back and now she wants to fuck me and ruin our wedding day, so just heads up.

>> No.12814870
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>>12814866
Yeah, but it looks a little inconsistent with how KC drew her previously.

>> No.12814872

>>12814861
AND she doesn't need demonic energy/mind control/addictive substances to make you stay.

>> No.12814873

So I heard Akazawa RED's slime vore story got a sequel in a newer girls ForM

too bad it was all pegging and male:pregnancy

that shit really turned me off

>> No.12814874

>>12814870
Did her bust get a downgrade after going Succubutt?

What madness is this?

>> No.12814875

>>12814868

Then your fiance dropkicks the bitch right through the cake. Why do you think the first option reads the way it does?

>> No.12814876

>>12814874
Delicious handfuls instead of wasteful cow udders. Freckles stay too, despite the rest of her skin supposedly clearing up.

Demonic energy really knows how to do its job. Now if only it could grow glasses on her.

>> No.12814877

>>12814874
I believe KC developed a taste for plump, perky breasts.

>> No.12814880

>>12814261
>Fucking mandragora
I'm out.

>> No.12814881

>>12814876
All breasts are best breasts anon.

Whether are are soft cow udders that you can use a pillow or tiny breasts that allow her to bring her heart closer to yours.

>> No.12814885

>>12814881
All breasts are best breasts, but some breasts are bester than others.

And these breasts are smallbreasts.

>> No.12814887

>>12814666

Ms. Garo is fucking beautiful. I like her design because she's just so unique.

>> No.12814888

>>12814864

You don't realize how horrifying the dream was, Anon. It involved being beaten by the bundle of switches, SPANKING HER with the bundle of switches.

Getting thrown across the room like a ragdoll, having a Krampus with a dripping pussy breathe tobacco from that ludicrous pipe before growling something about being "naughty" for the year.

I hate lucid dreams.

>> No.12814891

>>12814876
>hating on cow tits

FUCK YOU.

>> No.12814892

>>12814885
I love all breasts equally anon but remember, it is not the size of the breasts but the size of the heart of the girl they are attached to.

>> No.12814893

>>12814881
>>12814885
A small breasted woman has a small heart. This is fact.

>> No.12814897

>>12814892
Fuck you Kyon, go NTR Haruhi with Nagato already.

>> No.12814900

>>12814897
>stop liking what I don't like

>> No.12814901

>>12814873

Yeah, that pegging part really turned me off as well.

>> No.12814904

>>12814897
It's like you don't even like love.

I am disappointing anon.

>>12814901
I don't think I could ever write pegging. It doesn't flip my switch so anything I write would be shit/parody tier.

>> No.12814907

>>12814900
The knee jerk is strong with this one.

>> No.12814910

>>12814891
Sorry, the Prisoner Fruit has spoken. It gave the waitress girl big tits and then went "yeah no" and reduced them to perfect size.

Face it, moderately sized tits is the future. When the demon lord takes over and everything gets oversaturated with demonic energy, that's how all the tits will be, because that's the ideal size for tits to be. Even the Sabbath will go from "charm and depravity of little girls" to "charm and depravity of little girls with budding tits".

>> No.12814911
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12814911

A seasonal update to Paladin Reintegration Programme from line 595.

http://pastebin.com/X1huUXVR

This time: Christmas happens.

>> No.12814912

>>12814910
I will stop this future.

I must maintain the status quo save all breasts from this future.

DEUS VULT!

>> No.12814916

>>12814904
But big breasted women are always loving and kind, the exception are bitter rich ladies with no GF. Flatties are only kind if they have a childhood friend, otherwise they're turbo mega bitches always sending people into walls, being haughty and getting violent when told off, and looking for pity because "I just want someone to like but I'm too much of a bitch to do it right." FLUSH FLATTIES RIGHT DOWN THE FUCKING TOILET!

>> No.12814919

>>12814910
>the prisoner fruit has spoken
>not taking into account that she might have someone she liked and that's why she ate the fruit
>implying the fruit didn't change her to suit his tastes
>forgetting DE does exclusively that
>forgetting succubi change at will to suit a variety of tastes

You fucking pleb.

>> No.12814920

>>12814911
Arch-Imouto is possibly the greatest title I have ever heard.

>>12814916
And there are flatties who never lose that sweetness.

Judge the girl, not the breasts anon.

>> No.12814924

>>12814919
I'm confused. She grew bigger tits. Or is the sequence of events supposed to go from right to left?

>> No.12814928

>>12814911
>A monstergirl will never confess to you with a letter comprised of newspaper and magazine clippings.

>> No.12814931

>>12814924
No you are reading it right.

>>12814870
Is when she is human.

>>12814861
Is when she finally goes succubutt.

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>>12814920
>And there are flatties who never lose that sweetness

Bullcrap, childhood friend is necessary for a flatty to maintain her sweetness, otherwise she goes sour. If she really loved the guy, she'd move heaven and earth to become his ideal. Flatties are lazy, worthless cunts.

>> No.12814939

>>12814931
Oooh. Alright, yeah, I get it. Maybe her customers wanted her to look a little more loli-esque. Fuck being a succubus waitress would have to suck. You fingally get your perfect figure through working out and shit, your application to the MG version of Hooters gets accepted, and within the week you've grown cowtits because of all the ambient lust and demonic energy. I mean, nothing wrong with that perse, the same could happen vise versa, but it would have to suck having no say over how your body changes. Because it seems like a subconscious thing.

>> No.12814941

>>12814095
>>12814106
>yaoi/trap region
This is gonna...
>Sakuya Aima/Leviathan

Face it, Tiger. You just hit the jackpot.

>>12814261
>23 year old Sphinx
Not sure, but this sounds particularly interesting.

>> No.12814951

>>12814095
>>12814106
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sakuya_Aima
Fucking hell.
>>12814261
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sakuya_Aima
I really want to be joking, but I swear I got her twice. I'm scared.

>> No.12814952

>>12814934
I will agree to disagree anon.
If I cannot love my waifu because she has tits three cups too big or too small then she is not my waifu.

>> No.12814953

>>12814941
>Sphinx
So what's the preferred Sphinx around these parts? Egypt werecat, or Liontaur? Egypt Werecat, whilst cosplay tier, also doesn't involve fucking a lion, so I thought that the werecat might be preferred, but I've been proven wrong before.

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>>12814953
The correct answer is obviously the one you like more.

>> No.12814961

>>12814953
I've always had an affinity for the Werecat, or anything similar to it.

>> No.12814965

>>12814958
>animal pussy ever being allright
>inb4 but ribbed lion pussy!

>>>/b/
>>>/k/

>> No.12814969

>>12814951
>loses her glasses, becomes an arrogant jerk
Yeah KC I know you like aggressive women and rape but can't she rape me after locking me in the library or drug me so that she's straddling me while I wake up in the infirmary or something?

I mean, I'd like to enjoy other forms of rape. Just once in a while.

>> No.12814980

>>12814951
Congratulation, you may have a yandere succubus after you.

Where do these girls even appear?

>> No.12814994

>>12814980
I believe it's some eroge that involves a Succubus from one of the MGE's very own Demon Realms coming into OUR WORLD, and monsterizing some chicks.

>> No.12815001

>>12814980
>>12814994
Think of your typical HS eroge, where your classmates are tainted into becoming Succubi. Not technically an MGE entry, obviously.

>> No.12815004

>>12814994
>>12815001
No, but, it's not for real, we don't have any writing with them, right? It's like a one shot or something KC did, is what I mean.

>> No.12815009

>>12814261
Yes! Mantis! A non-shit monster! And 28 years old, so I have a Christmas-cake-ish Mantis. Definitely happy.

>> No.12815010

>>12814261
>20
well she's a decent age
>hobgoblin
well fuck that

>> No.12815015

>>12814980
>Where do these girls even appear?
They don't. They're the heroines for KC's legendary game-to-be, which will destroy the records of Otome Function and Duke Nukem Forever alike if it ever comes out. There are five heroines, four are aggressive rapists that look much better in their human forms and one, the main heroine, is an aggressive masochist who also looks better in her human form. I wish KC learned from Setouchi's "attractive female torso on top of unspeakable monstrosity" school of design and left the heroines well enough alone. I mean, I'd fuck pre-transformation Sakuya on top of some deep-sea horror sooner than the post-transformation Sakuya.

In fact that might be a good idea, a lot of deep sea fish have features that would work pretty well as monster girls. Look at the fangtooth, it has teeth so long that they go through its brain when it closes its mouth, there are special grooves for the teeth to slide into so that it doesn't impale itself when it does so. If Sakuya transformed into some sort of shy bespectacled fangtooth mermaid instead of a powertripping madwoman, these tooth-grooves would be on the sides of her vagina, and she could close the mouth of her fish half in order to give you a toothjob while you're railing her. Deep sea fish actually have fairly soft and bendy teeth, and the sides of the teeth would rub your penis instead of the sharp tips, so I bet that would feel exquisite.

>> No.12815016

>>12815010
What's wrong with hobgoblin?

>> No.12815017
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12815017

Well shit.

>> No.12815019

>>12815015
I have a feeling that everything has yet to be finalized.

>> No.12815023

>>12815017
Hot damn.

>> No.12815026

>>12815016
I don't like the whole childish personality thing. and I dislike shortstacks.

>> No.12815027

>>12815015
>Werewolf succubus

WHAT HERESY IS THIS?! Not even a wolfufag.

>> No.12815028

>>12815017
wowow

>> No.12815030

>>12815017
Nooo...

>> No.12815032
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>>12815027
It works for cats. I think it'd work for wolfus.

>> No.12815036

>>12815027
Nah, werewolf succubus is alright. Who says that a succubus cant be some woman with wolf wings (wow that's fucking metal) and a fluffy tail?

I wish she wasn't all in heat all the time, though. Maybe it's just me but if a werewolf succubus was gunning for me, I'd want to do some non-sex related activities with her. Going camping, doing schoolwork, exploding out of people's chests while riding guitars, that sort of thing.

>> No.12815037

>>12815017

We never escaped.

We never will.

>> No.12815038

>>12815017
So she finally vore'd MC? I knew it would end like that

>> No.12815042

>>12815038
No?

>> No.12815047
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>>12815028
>>12815030
>>12815037
I believe the Groundhog Day loop has officially ended via pregnancy.

>> No.12815049

>>12814953

I really like the egyptian werecat. Also the new werecat looks different enough from the sphinx, I'm hoping KC updates the actual profile soon. So far we've only seen its pic in a screenshot I think?

>> No.12815058

>>12815017

This outcome was not unforeseen and it is most welcome by my dick.

I love pregnant girls. Not just the physical aspect, but when a MG is pregnant, she is at the peak of her femininity. It's a child that was created through your love, a symbol of your relationship. Also when a woman is pregnant, the vagina becomes engorged with blood. This means that the nerves are more sensitive, and sex feels better for them.

>> No.12815061

>>12815047
>mothpussy
Now I wonder if she'll have anything about having sex while laying eggs. Because she can definitely do that, the vast majority of moths have a genital opening exclusively for sex, and another for the eggs.

>> No.12815067
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>>12815026
>I dislike shortstacks

>> No.12815071

>>12815026
But you can screw her and her goblin friends!

Also, nice going faggot, you made the loli cry.

>> No.12815081

>>12815036
>exploding out of people's chests while riding guitars

What?

Who says that a succubus cant be some woman with wolf wings and a fluffy tail?

Remember what happened with mon chimera?

>> No.12815082

>>12815026

But shortstacks are love! Surely you don't want your relationship to go tits up with only bitter mammories remaining, you udder moron. Let's nip this issue in the bud here, what is it about shortstacks that you don't like, you boob?

>> No.12815086

>>12814261
>21yo Dark Priest.

Damn.

>> No.12815090

>You will never be /ss/ed by a Krampus as big as Gogo Bomango

>> No.12815107
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>>12814106
>Classic Mecha Region
>Near Mindfuck Region
>Near Tits Region
>Near Angst Region

It all makes sense!

IT ALL MAKES SEEEEEEEENNNNNSSSEEE!!!!

>> No.12815109
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>>12815081
>What?
It's a traditional werewolf sport.

>> No.12815114

>>12814095
>Idaho
>Left blank
W-well i guess thats what i get for living in the middle of n-nowhere. I'll be fine

>> No.12815115

>>12814261
23 year old Arachne.

I am sorta ok with this.

>> No.12815118

>>12815082
Fuck off Charon.

>> No.12815119

>>12814911

Wonderful.

This story made me realize that my life would most likely be just like Yaleton's if monstergirls were real, choosing to live by oneself and having to evade their mostly crazy advances daily as a result and all.

>> No.12815123

>>12815114
Whoops just saw>>12814106
>imouto region
Fug
>Red oni
B-but my mom's side of the family is alcoholic and i try and stay away from the stuff

>> No.12815125

>>12815107
>Eva
>Classic Mecha

>> No.12815127

>>12815109
...

>> No.12815133

>>12814261
>Cheshire Cat, age 22
I think I'll be fine.

>> No.12815134

>>12815109
I'm indifferent.

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>>12814261
>Orc
>30

So much HEALTH!

>>12815125
It's the only mecha I can see on that tiny ass map.

Also 90's shounen isn't too far away. Despite Eva not really being that.

Niggaj ust enjoy your Angel MGs.

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>>12815125

>EVA
>Classic mecha

At least Sideria has a character reminiscent of Giant Robo

>> No.12815144

>>12814261
>Opposite Alice
>18 years old

So, she'll be the sluttiest legal loli slutcubus on Earth until we have lots of sex, then she'll turn innocent and adorable?

Not sure how this would turn out, but okay.

>> No.12815146

>>12815140
What's that girl with the two long tongues, below the centipede?

>> No.12815148

>>12814261
>21 year old mothwoman
im....sure?

>> No.12815150

>>12814261
>Chimaera
>30
ok

>> No.12815152

>>12814106
>Naruto region Alraune
Not exactly sure how to feel about this

>> No.12815153

>>12815119
Oh I totally agree with you, I'd be wearing bear armor all the time if monster girls were real.

>> No.12815154

>>12815146
Not tongues.

Mindflayer.

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>>12815146
You ask me like I know the answer to that question.

>> No.12815171

>>12815154
FUUUUCK!

>> No.12815173

>>12815159
That Girtablilu looks so badass.

>> No.12815176

>>12815159
>>12815140
What is it about this guy's stuff that makes it look so dull and lifeless?

Maybe the poses?

>> No.12815182

>>12815176
The art style is pretty generic. It's all just so by-the-numbers. And they're all in the most boring maid outfits as if making them all maids is a clever thing to do.

>> No.12815185

>>12815182
Would you prefer French maids?

>> No.12815186

I want to punish my Kiki maid on Christmas morning by tying her down to a chair and filling the room with Roombasthen turning them all on one by one

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>>12815186

>> No.12815203

>>12815196
I want to bully a kikimora by marrying an abusive human woman who is using me for my money and sex and forcing her to watch my wife ruin my happiness.

>> No.12815208

>>12815203
Holy shit.

>> No.12815209

>>12815185
I'd prefer effort put into designing the girls' battle gear, if he's going for an army sort of vibe.

>> No.12815216

>>12815203
You're evil.

>> No.12815217
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>>12814877
>>12814881
>>12814885
>>12814891
>>12814892
>>12814893
>>12814910
>>12814916
Butt master race

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12815220

>>12815203
Sheeeeit
>>12815217
I also appreciate butts.

>> No.12815221

>>12815203
You just know that she'll retort by pulling out all the stops and somehow getting a lilim to turn your wife into another kikimora.

Whom she will thoroughly discipline on how to serve her new master.

>> No.12815225

>>12815203
I don't like this.

>> No.12815229

>>12815208
>>12815216

I would also leave the door open while we have sex so she can watch. As well as ask her for advice to make my wife happy. When she stammers out something, I would thank you, give her a hug and call her a friend before leaving to see my wife.

>> No.12815231

>>12815221
What if the damage is already done anon?

What if her master is already a husk of what he once was?

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>>12815217
Tits are life. Ass is hometown anon, tit men and ass men are not meant to be enemies.

>> No.12815240
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>>12815229
Stop!

>> No.12815242

>>12815231
Then he gets disciplined too. Sexually. By his kikimora maids, who have now doubled in number.

Actually no, there are three. Also, his house is getting bigger.

But yes, he'd be disciplined by his four kikimora maids, who would make him into a master worthy of a mansion. A lord worthy of being served by no less than five maids.

>> No.12815244

Evil, evil, begone vile monster.

>> No.12815248

>>12815242
Would the first Kiki take him before the others?

Lovingly wrapping him in a tender cuddle while she whispers that she wished she did this long ago?

Would it even make a difference?

>> No.12815253

>>12815240
I would take to drinking because of my rocky relationship and refuse to divorce her because I know that my wife would take everything I have. At this point, my wife would probably start cheating on me as well. When my maid begs for me to stop, I would tell her it's my duty to fix our relationship. Of course, all of efforts would fail.

>> No.12815255

>>12814095
time to catch a lamia

>> No.12815261

>>12815248
>>12815242
>>12815231
>loving a husk

Why am I aroused? Oh right, suffering.

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>>12815261
What about this kind of husk?

>> No.12815268

>>12815265
I don't care about Laska.

>> No.12815270

>>12815265
I can work with it.

>> No.12815271

>>12815265

Nobody cares about Laska.

>> No.12815276

>>12815265
Her eyes look spooky

>> No.12815286

>>12815082
Well for one I like my women my height or taller.

>> No.12815298 [DELETED] 

>You're in the middle, neither fat nor skinny just well built
>You're childhood friend, a succubus, is a 10/10
>go to a nearby university together
>drift apart a bit
>overhear her shit talking you to her friends
>ask her about it later and she denies everything
neither of you are in a relationship
What do?

>> No.12815301 [DELETED] 

>>12815298
forget the bitch. hit up the gym for a Jinko or a /fit/sune

>> No.12815303 [DELETED] 

>>12815298
Smite evil, perhaps bully her for being a chatty slut.

>> No.12815304 [DELETED] 

>>12815298
>succubus
>shit talking
Oh no you didn't, bitch.

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>>12813934
>>12813941
How about a slime that was cloudy with the cum of all the guys in line before you?

>> No.12815308 [DELETED] 

>>12815298
>succubus
Stopped reading right there
Remove succushit

>> No.12815313
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12815313

It's time again for caption requests. Include a picture in your post.

Album of previous captions here: http://imgur.com/a/Ji741#0

>> No.12815315

>>12815313
>No tsundere dragon.
You having a laugh mate?

>> No.12815316

>>12815308
>Remove succushit
Pls no.

>> No.12815318 [DELETED] 

>>12815298
Hug her from behind and put my arm between her cleavage, while rubbing her stomach while her friends stare.

All while calling her a fat useless slut.

>> No.12815323

>>12815313
How the fuck does she lleave the room?

>> No.12815325

>>12815318
This guy wins.

>> No.12815327

>>12815316
>2014
>not removing succubi
Why?
Deus vult, anon, Deus vult

>> No.12815331

>>12815315
I'm confused

>> No.12815332

>>12815306
Oh hey, it's been a while since I've seen you. Could you disappear again, you disgusting bastard?

>> No.12815333 [DELETED] 

>>12815318
She starts screaming rape.
What now?

>> No.12815334 [DELETED] 

>>12815298
>being friends with a succubus

You must have had absolute shit parents.

>> No.12815336

>>12815333
Slap her both in the face and the tits.

>> No.12815337

>>12815333

oblige her request?

>> No.12815339

>>12815333
>a monstergirl
>screaming rape
>using tumblr tactics

Don't say stupid anon.

>> No.12815341

>>12815332
But anon, I want to discuss slutty slimes.

>> No.12815344

>>12815339
*stupid things

>> No.12815345

>>12815333
>succubus
>screaming rape
AHahahahah
Nice joke anon
People will just say "you go girl, rape the shit out of him"

>> No.12815346

>>12815333
Prop her up against the wall, and stare at her red caustic eyes. Then tickle her, the bitch aint going nowhere.

Make it look like rape when its not.


Anyways rape is the mating call of elves and succubi. What better way to tease them by not fucking them.

>> No.12815349

>>12815341
Are you the guy who wants a cum covered monstergirl to kiss him with a mouthful of jizz and have her rub it all over his body? If you are, get lost.

>>>/y/

>> No.12815352

>>12815333
>Succubus
>People believing that she's being raped.

Pfft ahahaha

>> No.12815353

>>12815346
>>12815345
>>12815339
>>12815337
>>12815336
Almost as if they where waiting for this a hoard of elves and succubi swarms the halls. They all start fighting over you as you were the only man not smart enough to get the fuck out the second the words left her mouth. In the chaos your "friend" escapes your grasp. As you try to find her again you are pulled every which way while the girls all fight for your affections. You manage to rise above the noise and confusion and find you cannot see her anymore.
What now?

>> No.12815355

>>12815323
Octopus flesh is incredibly soft and squishy, they are master escape artists and can squeeze through openings about as large as their eyes. Alternatively, there's a squid that can sever its tentacles at will and then regrow them afterwards. Catching one with all eight arms intact is nearly impossible, the thing will autotomize its tentacles at the drop of a hat, especially when surprised or afraid.

I still want to see a shy eightarm squid scylla who drops her tentacles and crawls away in embarrassment whenever she tries to speak with the boy she likes, leaving the poor guy to wrestle with eight huge, writhing, sucker-covered tentacles (the tentacles of the eightarm squid also contract madly after being severed to distract potential predators).

>> No.12815356
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>>12815229
>>12815253
literally worse than Hitler
10/10 would punch in the gob

>> No.12815358

>>12815346
I want a drawing of an elf and a succubus screaming rape while guys' heads pop up from bushes, trees, sewer grates, and the like.

>> No.12815360

>>12815353
Retreat for now..Her time will come...

>> No.12815361

>>12815353
I know where she lives, so what if she's escaped now?

>> No.12815362

>>12815349
That's a malicious mischaracterization. I don't want her to rub it on me. I just want her to be covered in it and filled with it.

>> No.12815365

>>12815353
When i find her i will bully her more. i will not let that childhood friend of mine get away with talking shit.

One of us is going to fall today and aint going to be godammit. I will drag her ass back to her house. Then goad the slut in front of her parents.

>> No.12815366

>>12815353
Take a few elves and go home.

>> No.12815367

>>12815362
Answer's still the same. Go be a faggot somewhere else.

>> No.12815369

What would be some interesting mental quirks for types of species?
>Narcissistic Roper
>Does nothing but spend all day filling each hole, no matter where the host may be.
>Has no interest in any other person.

>> No.12815371

>>12815369
Try again.

>> No.12815379

>>12815371
A... er... Cheshire with split personalities who can't decide on where to warp and ends up phasing herself out of existence?`

>> No.12815381

>>12815369
The most interesting quirk for ropers will always be Francesca's roper internet that shares the sensations of everyone in contact with her tentacles. These tentacles go through the entire castle, so the whole place in fact shares one mind (when it comes to sex).

You can be like 300 people fucking and getting fucked, all at once. Best Fallen Maiden by far.

>> No.12815385

>>12815381
>Francesca
>Best Fallen Maiden
No.

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>>12814261
29 year old Kitsune-Tsuki
Radical

"Afterwards, gradually, whenever they look at a man, they feel a need for something, and their body throbs. They start having dirty thoughts, and before long, their lust swells up, and they start to strongly yearn for a man. At the same time, their appearance and personalities change, enabling them to charm and tempt men. They end up having a voluptuous atmosphere, just like a youko or inari. "

>> No.12815388 [DELETED] 

>>12815366
You sneak to the outer ranges of the insanity and attempt to steal a few elves. They respond by fleeing, perhaps if you where a runner or a wieghtlifter you could have taken them with you. A pity the only sport you ever participated in was discus and shot put.
>>12815360
>>12815361
>>12815365
You rush to your car, intent on driving to her house, only to find that in her panic she slashed the tires. You both only live around a couple of miles from here anyway so you start running through your small town in an attempt to reach her home. On the way you pass by several of your neighbors including the dragon family who runs the bakery on the east side of town, you wave to them as you pass by and they happily wave back. It doesn't take you too long to reach her house and go in using the spare key her parents gave you. As you search the house you find no signs of anyone being home, although you do find the shredded remains of the teddy bear you remember her having as a kid.
What do?

>> No.12815389

>>12815379
You got it. Would have also accepted a friend walking in finding her head in the toilet and her ass in the fridge.

>> No.12815390

>>12815385
>>12815385

She objectively is. You're just hating on her because she's a Roper, racist.

>> No.12815392

>>12815390
Bro, do you even Koyoi?

>> No.12815395 [DELETED] 

>>12815388
Guess I'll wait for her here.

Vengeance has no best-before date

>> No.12815398 [DELETED] 

>>12815388
Conjure the godamned demon by calling her the nickname i gave her when she was young.

Then call dibs on the teddy and patch it up, while rubbing myself on it. Lord knows she will probably take it and be enthralled with it since shes a godamnedslut.

>> No.12815399

>>12815395
I'll wait a bit for more responses before i do the next bit but how has this been so far?

>> No.12815400 [DELETED] 

>>12815388
Set the bear on fire and leave a note saying she's a shithead.

Also ruin any and all sex toys she has.

>> No.12815402 [DELETED] 

>>12815388
Hide in the closet with my cock out and ready for her heinous anus.

>> No.12815404

>>12815399
Pretty good.

>> No.12815407

>>12815399
I'm always up for a good payback story.

>> No.12815423 [DELETED] 

>>12815400
>>12815398
>>12815395
>>12815402
You decide to strip down naked before hiding in her closet waiting for her to come home. As the minutes slowly turn into hours you find it incredibly hard to keep your vengeance boner up so you decide to vacate her closet and put some clothes on like a decent person. It's been around two hours since the incident and she hasn't come home yet so while you wait you figure you'll do the nice thing and go through her stuff. After a thorough searching you find the gift you gave her last year for her birthday, three subaverage sized dildoes, and all of the parts of her shredded teddy bear. Feeling the only right thing to do in this situation is take petty revenge while waiting to take your real revenge you jack off onto her sextoys and the bears remains before lighting them all on fire. As you watch the fire burn you decide to see if you can summon her by calling out her nickname from when you were but wee babis. "Angelica, Angelica, Angelica"; you chant and like clockwork as soon as the last name eaves your lips she appears, all fire and fury and dear god you're not sure you've ever seen her this pissed off before. "What in the god damn fucking hell do you want you worthless little shitstain?", she bellows. Clearly she has no idea what she's in store for.
What do?

>> No.12815426

>>12815390
>>12815392
But neither of those are Sasha.

>> No.12815428 [DELETED] 

>>12815423
Wrestle her to the floor and put dick in her anus while interrogating her.

>> No.12815429 [DELETED] 

>>12815423
Time to let her know what an angry lunatic looks like.

>> No.12815430 [DELETED] 

>>12815423
Start singing the safety dance while assaulting her tail.

>> No.12815437 [DELETED] 

>>12815423
Draw the seal of Solomon with salt, pull out your silver ring.

It's time for demon bullying. Followed by proposal with ring.

>> No.12815440 [DELETED] 

>>12815298
I ponder why no one just really asks her about it.

I mean, say that you know what you heard, and that you'd like to hear the truth from her.
And then if she still just denies it, tell her to fuck off.

>> No.12815442 [DELETED] 

>>12815423
Tease her by saying is she not entertained?

That for such a lust demon she decides to only watch, instead of being a real succubus and taking what she wants.

Then pin her down, and wrap my right hand around her while i use my left to tickle her all while screaming death roll.

>> No.12815453 [DELETED] 

>>12815423
Cunt punch her then fuck her ass with the most uncomfortable thing in the room.

>> No.12815454
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>>12814859
I want a Familiar.

>> No.12815455

>>12815453
>ass rape with a book

>> No.12815456

>Monster Girls have Invaded!
>Like years ago already.
>You see them everywhere, having completely permeated every facet of everyday-life.
>Unfortunately, The Internet hath lied to you!
>None of them are Ultra-Sluts, at least that you've seen.
>Or maybe it is just you. You see plenty of girls fawning over guys when you're out.
>Who would ever want you, after all?
>Continue working shit job at shit Big-Name Store.
>Still no Monster Waifu.
>Have to watch and help guys and their loving monster wives all day everyday.

Continue?

>> No.12815458

>>12815455
Hardcover.

>> No.12815459

>>12815453
Why does everyone want to fuck her ass?

>> No.12815460

>>12815456
>Have to watch and help guys and their loving monster wives all day everyday.

I don't think so Jim.

>> No.12815461

>>12815455

Rub it between her ass cheeks

>> No.12815462

>>12815459
It'd hurt, unlike vaginal.

>> No.12815463

>>12815459
Anal hurts if you don't do it right.

Perfect for punishment.

>> No.12815465

>>12815456
So 3DPD with extra bits? For what?

>> No.12815467

>>12815440
Because it doesn't matter.

There is being a tsundere, and then there is being a shit.

>> No.12815468

>>12815456
Fuck it, we need some suffering.

>> No.12815470

>>12815460
Like with their shopping and shit.
Having to help out the customers like any normal worker, but having to deal with watching all the PDAs because Monsters just can't hold back.

>> No.12815471

>>12815459
Why don't you?

>> No.12815472

>>12815454
And she wants you

You don't want any of those cow tits do you? The aren't half as good as she is.

>> No.12815474
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>> No.12815478 [DELETED] 

>>12815442
>>12815430
>>12815437
>>12815440
You decide to sing the safety dance while grabbing her tail and paying with it, she doesn't really respond except for whimpering a it while still trying to seem angry. Eventually you let go and ask her if she was not entertained. She clearly was not judging by the way she just slapped your shit and demanded to know what the fuck was wrong with you. You respond by putting on your silver ring and demand to know why she's shit talking you behind your back. She still insists she wasn't and is clearly getting even more angry at your claims that she did. You flip her off and tel her you heard what she said to her friends before storming out the door. She doesn't react at first but then starts trying to apologize grabbing your arm and trying to stop you from leaving. You ignore her apologies and yank your arm away as you march down the steps and out the door. The last thing you say to her before you leave her house is that you expect your tire to be replaced by tomorrow morning. You have a couple hours to kill before you need to head home and get some sleep.
What do?

>> No.12815479

>>12815459
Humiliation.

>>12815461
Spanking.

>> No.12815481

>>12815462
>>12815463
This is a succubus. You can impale her ass with a traffic cone and she'd still orgasm from it.

>> No.12815485

>>12815474
Moo~

>> No.12815487

>>12815462
>>12815463
I dunno, I've been with some buttsluts that love it even with barely any lube. A bit of spit is all they need.

>> No.12815489

>>12815472
>Cowtits
How about a "defected" special snowflake Familiar that was conjured up with the proportions of a CC, and grouped together with a young boy?
>>12815474
How many times have I seen this picture before?

>> No.12815492

Unless I missed it, here's some Kraken:

http://imgur.com/a/05XgI#0

>> No.12815494

>>12815481
...C-could I impale her on a stake through the butt and out the shoulder, and proceed to fuck her vagina as she stands immobilized?

>> No.12815496 [DELETED] 

>>12815478
Hit up the elf café. A mochachino will soothe our flaring temper.

>> No.12815498 [DELETED] 

>>12815478
This is getting silly and dumb, anon.

>> No.12815499

>>12815494
Too far, no guro.

>> No.12815500 [DELETED] 

>>12815478
>Go home.
>Cue elaborate revenge plan montage.

>> No.12815501 [DELETED] 

>>12815478
Have raunchy dreams about her since she is into that weird freaky shit. Then keep muttering about spanking her chinps with a useless encyclopedia brittanica as you cant afford a normal bible.

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>>12815489
Dunno, I'm still working on it.

>> No.12815503

>>12815498
It was always silly and dumb. I mean like seriously I have never written anything that isn't silly and dumb.

>> No.12815505 [DELETED] 

>>12815478
Probably could at least listen to her if she tries to offer an explanation the next day.

>> No.12815507

>>12815492
Not quite 'Ara ara~' enough for me.

>> No.12815509

>>12815492
A few days late anon.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47633022

>> No.12815513

>>12815499
But impalement is my fetish...
Could I get a Slime that's rigid enough to do it as roleplay?

>> No.12815515

>>12815492

So lewd. I loved her the moment she started drinking. What's with all the little krakens though, inner monologue?

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>>12815492
>/ss/ with a Kraken
Aww yeah.

>> No.12815524

>>12815513
NO. GURO.
>slime
If you mean impale the slime it'd be fine. If you mean impaling the succubutt on a slime you're still doing it wrong and should leave until you learn to be among civilized perverts.

>> No.12815530

>>12815513
>But impalement is my fetish...
Who are you, Vlad Dracul?

But the way I see it, as long as it's phallic, a succubus could take anything smaller than the Eiffel Tower.

>> No.12815533

>>12815530
I spit my drink. Thanks.

>> No.12815534

>>12815513
>Could I get a Slime that's rigid enough to do it as roleplay?
Just fill her with red Gushers.

>> No.12815537

>>12815492
Why is it always /ss/? Grown men want to fuck monstergirls too you know!

>> No.12815540

>>12815456
Fuck it, I'll keep going.

>One day get called aside to help a customer in the toy department.
>You find an Anubis, going through the Lego.
>Can't seem to decide on a kit to get.
>She claims it's for her little sister. You can tell she's lying. It's actually pretty cute.
>Recommend some of your favorite kits, space ships mostly. Star Wars, GotG, Benny's.
>Says she already has all those.
>Blushes when she realizes she said "I" rather than "My sister".
>Wind up talking to her about the movies, Lego, and other stuff.
>Strike up a friendship with nice Anubis Customer.

Should I keep going?

>> No.12815544

>>12815537
>Why is it always /ss/?
Nigga, the artists Sandworm doujin didn't have /ss/ in it.

>> No.12815545

>>12815540
>Anubis


Eh.

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>>12815540
I guess

>> No.12815547

>>12815524
I mean impaling the slime. Impaling a succubutt on a rigid slime is weird as hell, anon. You're weird, and I say this as a gurofag.

>> No.12815554

>>12815537
Eh, nothing prevents you from turning into a wee lad and then getting raped. I don't understand this "I can't self-insert into X so it's bad" thing. Hell, I'd be okay with even human girl/monstergirl yuri.

>>12815540
Depends. If happy end, go right ahead. If despair, stop right there.

>> No.12815555

>>12815515
Girls drinking happily and heavily is hot

>> No.12815556

>>12815544
For some reason I was thinking of HROZ. Still true you know.

I would like to use the overwhelming evidence that are doujins to put an end to the myth that monstergirls don't rape shotas.

>> No.12815557

>>12815540
Better not make it NTR, faget.

>>12815534
>anon fills slimu with candy and rams her down a stake
>slimu starts laughing because it tickles
>anon's boner is lost
YES

>> No.12815559

>>12814261
>LIGHTNING ROUND 19 y.o. Ushi Oni
I'm not sure how to feel about this

>> No.12815560

>>12815547
Just cast enhance hardness on the slime ffs.

Also watch them both go at it whoever wins gets to be dicked.

>> No.12815562

>>12815547
Then sure, go nuts.

>> No.12815568 [DELETED] 

>>12815298

I don't get this "backstabbig childhood friend" fad people are talking about. Isn't loyalty one of monstergirls' biggest appeals? Of a childhood friend, no less?

I thought the "unpredictable and traitorous" trait was exclusive to human beings.

>> No.12815570

>>12815554
>self inserting, ever
>not just fapping to the stuff


>yuri

Door's right there motherfucker.
>>>/u/

>> No.12815574

>>12815540
>Anubis
>Again
>With Lego
the fuck did the lego thing come from, anyway?

>> No.12815577

>>12815568
Just go with it.

>> No.12815581

>>12815489
Call me a faggit but I am not a huge fan of ss.

That said, I would enjoy a shortstack Familar

>> No.12815584

>>12815540
>See her hanging around the store a lot after that.
>She always stops you when she sees you, asking for help or an opinion on whatever she's there for.
>Toys, games, decorations, even her toiletries and clothes a couple times.
>Even get into some realtalk.
>Tell her about how you want to educate yourself and get into engineering, but are horrible at your studies.
>Get called lazy a lot.
>Especially since she tells you she's an engineering student herself.
>Eventually decide shit service job for shit pay is doing you no favours.
>Put in two weeks notice.
>Last day of work, drop off all your work shit, ID badge and such, and then head out the door.
>Find Anubis-Friend waiting for you.
>Ask her if she was waiting for you.
>She gets a bit flustered, but manages to nod, pointing at you with a big fluffy finger.
>"I'm going to t-take...-help you out! Come with me!"

Continue still?

>> No.12815586

>>12815555
More like, it makes me happy somehow. Most girls I know can't drink for shit.

>> No.12815587

>>12815574
An anon wrote a greentext with a cute Anubis girl playing with legos and kissing with her anon friend and it stuck.

>> No.12815592

>>12815570
If there's one thing I can appreciate about you fuckers, it's that you've gotten /jp/'s "if you like what I don't like, get the fuck out" mentality down to a tee.

But yeah I'm going to enjoy monstergirl yuri and there's nothing you can do about it. Trying to discuss it here is dumb though, not because it's off-topic (who are you kidding, do we send the 12beast and EMG duders to /a/ now) but because there aren't enough people to do it.

>> No.12815593

>>12815584
Carry on.

>> No.12815594

>>12815584
Only if you can manage to enrage the thread.

>> No.12815596

>>12815568
It's easy. It is literally the easiest way to go right into suffering and if I hadn't turned it into a quest It would have just devolved into succubus suffering and eventually her losing her shit and raping/kidnapping anon.

>> No.12815598

>>12815592
I wrote a single chapter of a MG Yuri story. Got a bit of work on a second chapter.

I really should put more effort into it...
inb4 >>>/u/

>> No.12815603

>>12815492
ohh yes. I'll try and translate this when I've got the time.

>> No.12815605

>>12814863
Best part of the movie.

>> No.12815611

>>12815584

You have my attention. Please, do go on.

>> No.12815614

>>12815592
It's as much not enough people as the people not bothering since the rest become autistic splerglords over not revolving around a dick.
It can't be helped.

>> No.12815617

>>12815592

I don't care if you like yuri, just don't bring it here. You fags are as bad as the furies, pushing your shit everywhere and then going "but why don't you like us!?"

>> No.12815621

>>12815614
>setting that's all about beautiful women sexing up men
>LET'S MAKE THEM LESBIANS!

Do you know how stupid you sound?

>> No.12815622

>>12815584
>Get flustered yourself.
>Had thought about asking her out, but never had the confidence.
>Didn't want to mess up the nice friendship you had going.
>Agree to go with her.
>She actually takes you to a nearby gym.
>Tells you that now that you've quit your shit job, she's going to do her best to help get your body and mind into shape.
>Has already written up a daily schedule for you to follow.
>After the gym, it's off to the library to help you study.
>Get disappointed. Thank her, but admit that you thought she was asking you on a date.
>Self-depreciative laughter here.
>Don't notice her getting flustered at the notion.
>"A date?! N-No of course not! Why would this be a date? It's obvious, r-right?"
>Obviously not a date, yes. Obvious that she wouldn't want to take you on a date, yes. Oh well.
>Thank her for offering her help, and get started with Day 1 of Anubis Training.
>At least you're still spending time with her.

To Be Continued?

>> No.12815624

>>12815584
>Handholdless kissless virgin loser
>Suddenly waifu
What if monstergirls can intuitively sense if a man is fated to be with another girl and simply avoids him in the same way that they would were he already married?

>> No.12815628

cunnilingus

y/n?

>> No.12815629

>TFW i'm stuck between a Christmas Alp story idea
>A Krampusnacht story
>Tailpussy-less Manticore
>That shitty Not!Nazi people seem to want for whatever god forsaken reason

I hate migraines.

>> No.12815630

>oh look at all these new posts since last night!
>time to lube up
>read
>it's all ogre
How the fuck? Usually it takes at least a bit of time to get through all the posts and indulge in all of them but this time I went through them surprisingly fast. I didn't even notice that it was taking any time at all.

>> No.12815631

>>12815628
Only after eating ice cream so your tongue is cold.

>> No.12815633

>>12815624
It's never been addressed.

>> No.12815639

>>12815621
>setting
>MGE created and is the only place monster girls are allowed
Exactly, retards like you pop up.

>> No.12815640

>>12815622
I really hope this is a healing story at this point.

>> No.12815643

>>12815631
>Ice cream
Only after eating some kind of peppermint loli

>> No.12815644

>>12815631
Hi JD.

>>12815614
>spoiler

You make it sound like there "a silent majority" that wants yuri but doesn't discuss it. Come the fuck on.

>> No.12815645

>>12815629
I'll take bullying an alp on Christmas for 100.

>> No.12815647

>>12815629
The Nazi's had some pretty cool duds, which is further intensified on MGs.

>> No.12815648

What's a krampus?

>> No.12815650
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>>12815643
>some kind of peppermint loli

>>12815644
>JD
Who?

>> No.12815652

>>12815598
Link to it, would you? I'll check it out.

>>12815617
I just told you that I wouldn't push it where people aren't interested in it. Nobody would notice the yuri talk if not for a bunch of autists foaming at the mouth at every mention, anyway. Besides, people have every right to bring it here. This is the monster girl discussion thread, not the "monster girl discussion sans yuri and other things I find objectionable" thread.

Funny that you should mention furries, though. I'd sooner see Polt gone than yuri, since you know, there is a global rule for that.

>> No.12815653

>>12815648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7qLbJUPC10

>> No.12815654

>>12815639
No matter how much people like you claim this is a general, it doesn't mean absolutely everything is allowed. MGE is the most discussed setting here anyway, no one but someone trying to start shit would contest this. You want to discuss les shit go to /u/.

>> No.12815658

>>12815644
>majority
Okay.

2/2 proving the point.

>> No.12815659

>>12815648
What is Google, come the fuck on.

>> No.12815661

>>12815652
>hating on polt.

Jesus christ.

>> No.12815662

>>12815640
Nope. Anon remains depreciative and disillusioned and Anubis remains a tsundere shit. Their friendship stagnates with him seeing himself as worthless and her incapable of honesty. Eventually he'll grow suspicious of why a gril like her keeps hanging out with a worthless shit like him, despite "Obviously" not being romantically interested in him, as she so bluntly pointed out. His suspicion will grow into distrust and his distrust will grow into fear of what she's planning. The fear quickly turns into hatred which he points at her before pointing it at himself after losing her.

>> No.12815664

>>12815652
>people have every right to bring it here

No they don't. You have your own board, and you're a minority. And the setting that gets discussed the most here is MGE, which is all about hetero love. Make your own damn thread if that bothers you.

>> No.12815668

>>12815622
Yes damn it continue untill you dont want to any more

>> No.12815671

>>12815662
Well of course right now there's a bunch of drama and shit but it can still have a healing end. And surely our MC wouldn't be that dense, right?

>> No.12815675

>>12815664
Its probably shitposter kun.

Deal with it accordingly, that crazy tumblrtard thrives on attention.

>> No.12815677

>>12815671
I don't know about you, but when I was 5 I passed up the chance to get twins because I thought girls were gross.

I'm a retard.

>> No.12815682

>>12815652
Everywhere were yurifags go, cancer and tumblr will follow. /u/ is a blight upon this world.

See /co/ and /tg/.

>> No.12815683

>>12815650
John Dorian, Scrubs. He liked to make his tongue cold with ice when he made out with girls. They didn't like it though.

>>12815658
"The people not bothering" you said. Making it sound like there's a lot of interest when there's not. Just take your boring shit elsewhere. Like, I don't know, /u/? You won't make your own thread even though there's no one stopping you, and the reason is that it would ay most get forty posts before dying. Get the hint.

>> No.12815688

>>12815677
Well the MC isn't underage and he clearly is aware of impure things.

>> No.12815693

>>12815664
>You have your own board
Justify why monster girl manga gets discussed here instead of the dedicated manga board first, then we'll talk.

That the yuri dudes are a minority is a valid point. But it is not grounds for flipping your shit every time you see any mention or yuri, and if enough of them got together and wanted to discuss monster girl yuri, I see no reason why they couldn't do it in this thread.

>> No.12815694

>>12815671
>Dense
There's
>I'm a popular hansom harem MC with super cool powers which is fucking awesome. There are also these wet bitches that follow me around, fuck knows why, but yeah I'm a super cool MC with awesome powers an...
And then there's
>I'm a piece of shit who no one could ever love. My proof? Never been loved.
And then you have a tsundere shit who is like
>B-baaka, I don't like you at all. This obviously isn't a date
She enables and reinforces his delusions about himself.

>> No.12815698

>>12815622
>A couple months pass under Anubis Trainer.
>Grades improve thanks to her help with your studies, and you feel better than you ever thanks to the physical training.
>Chance to spend as much time with her as you have been was a great incentive.
>Talk with her constantly, share interests, favorite places in the city, plans that you have outside the training, but never go anywhere with each other, besides the gym and library.
>Sometimes she'll walk home with you. Your place is closer than hers, so it's on the way.
>Eventually, get up the courage and confidence to ask her out properly one day after studying.
>She looks surprised, taken aback by you asking her on a dinner date. Hesitates to reply for some time.
>Break the silence yourself.
>"Sorry, you...probably already have a boyfriend, don't you?"
>She looks taken aback again, hesitant, but recovers and replies quicker now.
"Y-Yeah...I do."
>You knew it'd sting. But not this bad.
>"I've actually g-got dinner plans with him tonight. I should...go get ready now."
>Gathers her things and runs off.
>Leave a bit after her.
>Walk home alone. It's a cold night out.
>Get home, lock the door. Try not to cry.
>Cry a lot.

Continue?

>> No.12815704

>>12815693
Your helping him by responding to their shit.

Be smarter than that just dont fucking enable these forum sliders.

>> No.12815706

>>12815683
I was doing a sloppy seconds bait and switch, you know "only eating a girl out after she's got a creampie", but I guess that guy is gone already

>> No.12815708

>>12815693
>if enough of them got together and wanted to discuss monster girl yuri, I see no reason why they couldn't do it in this thread.

Bystander here. The vast majority of /mgg/ hates yuri and is very vocal about it. Bringing it here WILL cause attrition and the entire thread will go to shit.

We've been through this already, if you ant to discuss MG yuri, make your own thread. People don't want it here. Simple as that.

>> No.12815710

>>12815683
"Enough to talk about it" does not equal "majority".

You can stop with the autistic splerging over an isolated comment about how nothing is going to happen between two people as if it meant something is going to happen, though.

I actually wish it WAS bait considering how stupid the reactions are. You people are fucking idiots.

>> No.12815711

>>12815652
Alright, here. http://pastebin.com/ieXbzzas
No actual yuri in it yet though. First chapter's pretty well just setup, and rather shakily done at that.

It used to be worse though. Gave it something of a rewrite at one point based on the advice of a very helpful Critic-Anon.

>> No.12815712

>>12815698
Suffering a shit faggot.
MC kills himself, Anubis finds him and kills herself

>> No.12815714

>>12815698
>He cries
>She rocks up all dressed up to go out
>He asks why
>She says she's come to grab her boyfriend because he asked if she'd like to go out and eat dinner
>To be continued?
fuck man, continue it yourself, you don't need permission or anything.

>> No.12815715

>>12815693
>Justify why monster girl manga gets discussed here instead of the dedicated manga board first

Because we used to reside there before we came here, and some people still browse the other board. Not to mention, they lost a large quantity of posters when they kicked us out. They probably want to discuss some stuff they won't see over there.

>But it is not grounds for flipping your shit every time you see any mention or yuri, and if enough of them got together and wanted to discuss monster girl yuri, I see no reason why they couldn't do it in this thread.

I see, then lets discuss monster vore, guro, futa, unbirth and all the other shit as well, why don't we?

And I don't need any justification, they have their own board, period. There is absolutely zero reason for them to come here.

>> No.12815724
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>> No.12815725

>>12815710
No, people who bring rejected topics that invariably cause fight are the idiots.

>> No.12815728
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12815728

How would you amuse yourself at the expense of your waifu to lovingly bully her?
>Mess with an Anubis's time-table by replacing things with 'Wan time', 'Tail brushing', and 'Anal play'
>Tell Wurm that if she can jump high enough she can fly
>See how long it takes cat waifu in heat to pounce you by never actually dicking her despite constant petting and attention
>Hide catnip on your body but don't tell jinko waifu
>Toss sticks while taking a walk through the woods with wolfu
>Hide from dormouse waifu and see if she can find you while she calls your name
>Tell lamia waifu you can't wait till she hibernates so you can try some new things while she's sleeping
>Put a hair in pharoah wife's soup

You guys have any ideas?

>> No.12815730

>>12815724
she probably gives good head.

>> No.12815731

>>12815724

Urge to pat head rising

>> No.12815736

>>12815724
>Lala getting some background
I feel like I missed an entire arc

>> No.12815738

>>12815698
Nah

>> No.12815739

>>12815724
Does we have scans yet?

>> No.12815740

>>12815728
Wearing red around my Holstaurus wife.

>> No.12815741

>>12815728
Take a single piece of Dragon's hoard and hide it in the house each day.

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>>12815728
Arrange a Dragons hoard to resemble a small castle.

>> No.12815749

>>12815728
Add garlic to Vampire waifu's food.

>> No.12815750

>>12815704
>>12815708
That's a fair point. Even if yuri in itself isn't shitposting, the shitstorms it causes are. Having to abandon a topic because people are being dumb about it is kind of sad, but yeah. I'll drop the point.

But let me have a parting shot.

>>12815715
Either you have rules against doing something, in which case you don't do them even if you wanted to, or you don't, in which case you are allowed to do them, even if nobody actually does. If people wanted to discuss monster girl manga because they wanted to, and had the okay for it, they sure could discuss yuri too. If they wanted to.

>lets discuss monster vore, guro, futa, unbirth and all the other shit as well
Slippery slope. These are forbidden content except in their dedicated board. Nothing bans yuri outside /u/. That's silly. You're silly.

But the only valid point against yuri is that bringing it will create shitstorms with people like you, so in a way you're actually very successful at getting your point across. Kudos.

>> No.12815753

>>12815728
>>Tell Wurm that if she can jump high enough she can fly

This is going to end in disaster.

>> No.12815755

>>12815698
>Sometime later in the evening, tears are starting to stop.
>Wallowing in disappointment and depression.
>Doorbell rings.
>Wipe away the tears, go to answer it.
>Find Anubis there, holding some take-out bags from your favorite local Italian place that you recommended to her a couple times.
>Ask her what she's doing there.
>"Dummy...I told you I made dinner plans with my boyfriend. Now are you going to let me in or not?"
>She snaps at you, blushing a bit.
>Get red-faced yourself as it clicks in your head.
>Let her in, get out dishes, serve up pasta.
>Spend evening cuddled up on the couch, watching action movies with Anubis Girlfriend.
>Every day from then on, daily training is followed by a date.
>Go to dinner, see a movie, theme park, waterpark, walk in the park, stay in, go out. It doesn't matter.
>Couldn't be happier, now that you've met her.

The End. Sorry for the whole "Continue" thing. Just felt like it for some reason.

>>12815712
That would be suffering end.
But suffering is for fags.
Faggot.

>>12815714
>She rocks up all dressed up
Good for you for kinda guessing the ending, but still, that's a hilarious typo and makes me think of the phrase "Rocking that outfit". Or y'know, that she's dressed for a metal concert or something.
Anubis and Thunderbird Outfit-Swap when?

>> No.12815756

>>12815741
>>12815745
You two should team up.

>> No.12815757

>>12815728
Clean my room in front of my Kikimora.

Never dick my Kiki even when I know full well she wants it

>> No.12815758

>>12815728
Fuck a succubutt with a strapon from behind while my own cock just grazes her clit.

>> No.12815765

>>12815728

Evading Yeti waifu's hug attempts with different excuses every time and see how long it takes for her to lose her mind and unleash her pent up need for cuddles with a fluffy pounce of doom. Kinda like how a Holstaurus does when she's denied the D for too long, but with cuddles instead.

>> No.12815767

>>12815750
Remember these tumblr shills use muh persecutions to invade our fucking interests. If they dont like it they can go back to their hugboxes like /co/ or /tg/.

>> No.12815770

>>12814261
23 yr old slyph.
Older than me but magic so its ok

>> No.12815772

>>12815740
>Wear red around your Holst waifu
>Without her knowledge, paint your dick blue
>The calming blue clashes with the infuriating red and in the confusion, the mood is lost, leaving her sexually frustrated, but not rape levels of horny

>>12815755
>Guess
Well it was kinda obvious, to be honest
>Metal concert
>Thunderbird
You said it, now take responsibility and write about it, baaka

>> No.12815776

>>12815724
>Flowery medo
is Darling kill?

>> No.12815777

>>12815772
Great, now I'm imagining weresheep always say baka like that.
I'm fine with that actually.

>> No.12815779

>>12815750
>If people wanted to discuss monster girl manga because they wanted to, and had the okay for it, they sure could discuss yuri too

And you can, just not here, and keep ignoring you have a place for it.

>Nothing bans yuri outside /u/.
Except they get shut down all the time unless they make their own threads. Not nice to lie by omission.

>> No.12815780

>>12815777
Fuck, that sounds adorable

>> No.12815783

>>12815313
Pic related.
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130913112817/monstergirlencyclopedia/images/4/43/Gazer_0.jpg

>> No.12815786

>>12815772
>It was kinda obvious.
Yeah I know. It was pretty blatant that it was either that, or >>12815712, and I'm no Suffering-Fag.

>Now take responsibility
No way. I think that idea is more of something for a drawn medium than written. I can barely write, and I sure as shit can't draw.

Hopefully some Drawfag or another will pick up the idea. Like with Bellydancing Outfits.

>>12815777
>Weresheep going "Baaaaaka".
I like it.

>> No.12815791

>>12815786
I also would have accepted
>She turn up to his house with dinner
>"What? I said I had dinner plans with my boyfriend, didn't I? Let me in, silly."
>It was his roommate all along

>> No.12815792

>>12815783
Nice thumbnail.

>> No.12815798

>>12815779
I'm honestly getting the vibe that the only reason a sizable portion of /mgg/ hates yuri shit is cause they have no one to self insert as.

But it can't be a simple retarded reason like that, can it?

Ignoring that now, how many more holiday stories can we expect out of our writefags? I've only seen a couple posted so far

>> No.12815799

>>12815750
Yurifags are some of the most territorial, fanatical fucks around. They'll infest anything they can. Any show or videogame or whatever with any slightest amount of yurishit pandering will be claimed as their territory, where they will proceed to circlejerk, ship and relentlessly attack anyone who doesn't subscribe to their penis hate dogma.

You might think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. Just as an example, even though Touhou has absolutely NO pandering for yurifags in canon, hordes of them have latched onto it anyway because almost all named characters are girls. Japanese yurifags have even harassed some pixiv artists so much that they quit, because they drew "hetshit". And western /u/shitters are just as bad, if not even more vicious.

If you let the yurifags in, they WILL eventually ruin everything.

>> No.12815805

>>12815798
They may be waiting for the 24/25th to post things.

>> No.12815807

>>12815791
>Roommate all along.
Now that's just plain silly.

>> No.12815809

>>12815799
>Touhou
Couldn't have picked a better example.

>> No.12815810

>>12815799
It's funny because there was a really good artist who drew tons of Korra yuri only to stop after getting harassed by het shippers

>> No.12815811

>>12815798
It's boring, people can't self insert and other just plain don't like it. It doesn't matter if it's 2014, not everyone is okay with homo and les stuff, and the yurifags have earned zero love from anyone barging into threads and shipping characters. It's annoying.

I would expect very little. It is the holidays after all.

>> No.12815813

>>12815798
I like self-inserting as a girl, so I like yuri.

>Holiday Stories
I want to see fics exploring the idea of MGs of highly separate cultures being introduced to Christmas.

>> No.12815817

>>12815776
No he is in limbo, waiting for his inner power to awaken so he can have the strength to fuck all the bitches

>> No.12815820

>>12815799
>>12815809
>Touhou
Isn't there like, one named guy in that?
So what, have everything be with him, or faceless men?

When you think of it like that, it's really no surprise most of the fandom gravitates towards yuri.

>> No.12815821

>>12815813
I like self-inserting as a girl, but I like hetero.

>> No.12815824

>>12815813
>spoiler

Go back to /a/ why don't you?

>> No.12815825

>>12815821
Alp.

>> No.12815827

>>12815810
>Korra
Invalid example. Because everyone who is a fan of that show must be retarded

>> No.12815837

>>12815820
2hu also has tons and tons of futa.

People just rabidly attack anything they don't like - especially in this thread. It's sad that what was a pretty lax and congeal community for a long while became the cess-pit of unfocused anger and shitposting it is today.

>> No.12815838

>>12815825
I'd rather have always been a girl than suddenly turn into one.

>> No.12815844

>>12815837
>People don't like what I like, therefore cess-pit of unfocused anger

Whatever dries your tears mate.

>> No.12815846

>>12815837
Futafags are just a sub-race of yurifags.

>> No.12815848

>>12815837
You mean in doujins right?

>> No.12815849

>>12815838
Fair enough.
You still an alp though.

>> No.12815852

>>12815844
Thanks for validating my post.

>> No.12815857

>>12815846
>Futafags are a sub-race of yurifags.
No. Believe me, no.

>> No.12815863

>>12815852
So how's that victim complex working out for?

>> No.12815865

>>12815805
Correct.

>> No.12815866
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12815866

The logistics of making a comfortable home for her seem horrifying.

>> No.12815879

Would you two please just stop it?

This happens every goddamn time yuri gets brought up, and nothing is ever going to change about it.

People will bring up yuri. People will, whether immediately or shortly down the road, scream GTFO. Your reasons for either bringing it up, or hating on it, don't matter. If some discussion on it actually happens, great. If not, too fucking bad.

But the minute someone starts bitching, it's honestly best to just fucking drop it. Otherwise, it just turns into a shitflinging shitpost festival. Every. Damn. Time.

So for the sake of everyone's sanity, please, both of you, shut the fuck up.

>> No.12815891

>>12815866
She already has a lake, doesn't she?

>> No.12815894
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>>12815852
This whole thread, good lord.
>Yeah, it won't happen because people would reflexively loose their shit
>They do so as if you were actively trying to enforce something
No casual, flippant or dismissive comments allowed. Violators will be shot.

>>12815879
It's funny since that was the original point.

>> No.12815895

How about a hot Shirohebi and a CC Kitsune making out while you watch and they want you to have a threesome with them?

>> No.12815900

>>12815891
But what about comfortable night time cuddles?

>> No.12815905

>>12815879
I've already dropped the point.

But yeah, let's go back to discussing monster girls.

>>12815866
How can you say you love her if you aren't even willing to dive down to the cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei with her?

>> No.12815909

>>12815866
Pond in the back yard, large pool in doors, perhaps the basement,or garage no stairs since wheelchair.

so single level or ranch style house would be required

>> No.12815915
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>>12815895
>Shirohebi
>Sharing
It seems like she's plotting something.

>> No.12815917

>>12815900
To be had in the cool water~
>>12815909
>wheelchair
>not skateboard

>> No.12815924

>>12815909
image the fun you and your mermaid /lara wife can have decorating her outdoor pond with flowers and plants .
you wont have to cut grass anymore , its a large water feature now.
maybe even a little waterfall or fountain

>> No.12815927

>>12815917
Is she going to do some sick tricks? I would love an 80's skateboarding mermaid wife.

>> No.12815929

>>12815879
I already stopped, someone else took up the mantle.

>> No.12815940

>>12815915
That creep needs to be purged.

Kill all whitesnakes!

>> No.12815941
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>>12815895
>foxes and snakes being friends

>> No.12815944

>>12815940
I'll take her. I'm not afraid of love.

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>>12815927
Yes.

>> No.12815956

>>12815940
Fuck off with the "purge x!" shit you fucking troglodyte.

>> No.12815965

>>12815956
Paladins are okay, and I say this as someone who browsed the /a/ threads.

>> No.12815967

>>12815948
This is glorious.

>> No.12815968

>>12815940
She just wants the love of the cutest and sweetest humanboy in the world. Why don't you return her feelings?

>> No.12815979

>>12815941
Three Shirohebi , or thre Kikimora are making out in front of you, they are turned on by the fact you are watching, and want you to participate.

Better?

>> No.12815981

>>12815965
Do you mean the "Purge the filth" kind, or the blushing ladyknight kind?

>> No.12815982

>>12815968
Because she looks like she'll rip my throat out if I look at another woman.

I don't want to imagine how she'd react if I fawned over my daughter.

>> No.12815990

>>12815982
That's something a yangire would do, not a yandere.

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>>12815866
Uhh live in the water with her?

>> No.12815999

>>12815990
I'm not taking any risks.

Creepy is creepy.

>> No.12816005

>>12815982
She won't hurt you, she'll hurt the whores that want to do naughty things with you and make you cry. She knows she has to be o guard all the time because someone as sweet as you will be gobbled up in this big scary world.

>> No.12816008

>>12814261

Koyoi? If you're going to give me a named girl, at least make it Merse.

I mean I love foxes, but...

>> No.12816009

>>12815979
Look, I'd fuck them, but I'm the guy who finds yuri boring. They don't need to do that to get my interest. SureI'm all for the shirohebi eating out the kiki while I pound her pussy, but eh.

>>12815981
I mean both. Paladins are fun to talk to, some of the funniest and best made greentexts have paladins in it, and need I say, Lord Yaleton? The true monster purgers that are assholes about it have always been The 40kids.

>> No.12816013

>>12815991
I want to be the cabin-boy for a Ghost Ship full of undead Monstergirls.

>> No.12816017

>>12815991
My lungs would like a word.

>> No.12816018

>>12816005
I can handle myself just fine.

>> No.12816033
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12816033

>>12816017
>Lung
>Not getting underwater breathing from your marriage / waifu

Anon pls.

>> No.12816034

>>12816018
Are you can handle yourself? What is some big mean ogre pushes you into dark alley? Or if you monstergirl boss decides to make you her "assistant" , reminding you that she'll fire you if you refuse? Or if an girl decides to pick a little something extra in your drink at a bar? If you want to protect yourself from all those big and mean monstergirls, you need a loving wife to keep you safe.

>> No.12816035

>You will never be part of the student council alongside incredibly lewd Monster Girls like the girls from SYD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFbTfoXiSQQ

>> No.12816038

>>12816034
That's just stereotyping.

I don't need a wife to protect myself, I'm very sure if you ask nicely monsters won't bother you.

>> No.12816042

>>12816038
Remember the magic words.

Rapist, no raping!

>> No.12816045

>>12816038
>I don't need a wife to protect myself

True, humans are crafty.

>I'm very sure if you ask nicely monsters won't bother you.

But you are headed for someone's basement.

>> No.12816049

>>12816038
What MG would respect this wish the most?

>> No.12816051
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>>12816042
Ỳ̦̫͓͓͚̺͡o҉͚̪̙̮u̩̯̭̭̙͔͢'̶̮̗̹͙̭̠r̛̤͎̭e̡͈͈̤͚͚̗̕ ̤͟͜t͏̲̰̻̪o̵̵̪̼̬͙̺o҉̦̼͇̝̟̺ ̴͙̦͔̰ĺ̢̞͈̖͍̖͢a̶̷̦͙͍̖͕ţ̯̝͜e͇̹̯̱̗̠ͅ

>> No.12816052

It's my birthday today.

It's your birthday anon, how does your waifu celebrate?

>> No.12816056

>>12816035

I'll never understand how some people find the concept of "sexual jokes every 10 seconds" funny in modern media, or anywhere in real life, really.

What is SYD even catering to again?

>> No.12816058
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12816058

>>12816052
She gives me the day off from labor.

And treats me to a lewd belly dance.

>> No.12816059

>>12816052
By shutting up about it and go on with her day.

God I hate birthdays..

>> No.12816063

>>12816052

Happy birthday, mang.

I don't celebrate my birthdays. Hell, I don't even remind anyone about them anymore.

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>>12816052

She could try existing. That'd be a start. Happy birthday, by the way.

>> No.12816066

>>12816056
Yeah, it'd be one thing if we had actual dicking going on, but alas..

>> No.12816070

>>12816035
I like Ichizon better.

Ichizon a greatest.

>> No.12816071

>>12816045
Why am I going to a basement?

>> No.12816073
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>>12816059
>>12816063
>>12816064
Dammit guys...

>> No.12816074

>>12816058
You.

You mah nigga.

>> No.12816076

>>12816073
Sorry mate, I just can't be asked anymore.

Anyway, happy birthday, for what it's worth.

>> No.12816079

>>12814261
oh sweet fuck a 29 year old hellhound

>> No.12816080

>>12816079
Sounds like she's going to be a handful.

Still, Hellhound pups must be the most adorable thing ever.

>> No.12816081

>>12816073

Sorry for being a downer, never been a fan of my own birthday. If it's any consolation, I was sincere in wishing a happy birthday.

>> No.12816085

>>12816079
guess it's time for you to say hello to your new nee-san and join anti-sabbath

>> No.12816087

>>12816085
Nee-san a shit.

>> No.12816089

>>12816087
B-but muh Monster Girl Onee-san fantasies...

>> No.12816091
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>> No.12816092
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12816092

>>12816087
>"You wanna say that to my face boy?"

>> No.12816094
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>>12816087
You're shit.

>> No.12816095

>>12816033

Breathing aside, humans aren't designed to live in water for extended periods.

>> No.12816096

>>12816092
Hellhound-sama please calm down! He didn't mean it!

>> No.12816097

>>12814261

>Wilmarina
>11

And that's how the whole Lescatie crisis started.

>> No.12816099

>>12816092
I said nee-san a shit, and you are one ugly motherfucker.

>> No.12816103

>>12816099
Now that's just rude..

>> No.12816105

>>12816087
WHAT?

>> No.12816108

>>12816105
Have you seen a Valkyrie nee-san?

Fucking creeps

>> No.12816109
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>>12816094

Neesan's are the best.

>> No.12816110

>>12816099
You have a deathwish son?

>> No.12816111

>>12816109
Be careful man, I got a 3-day ban for posting a picture of that semen demon, and it only had nipples in it.

>> No.12816116

Which MG should i go to for genki?

>> No.12816121

>>12816110
I'll keep saying it and never stop until I pass away!

Nee-sans are ugly and creepy!

>> No.12816122
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>>12816116
Salamander is Genki as fuck.

>> No.12816136

>>12814261

>A 19 year old Dark Slime.
They're actually kind of hot I suppose. It could be worse, they're meant to be really intelligent so I don't think I'll be stuck with a brainless fuck-pudding like the other slimes are.
Considering they're meant to be like a sticky, goopy living plastic/gel I can imagine the sex will be interesting.

>> No.12816145

>>12816136
>She goes Yandere and knocks you out one day
>You come to, strapped to a table in the basement with a huge scar above your heart
>You ask her what she did to you
>She took out her core and surgically implanted it next to your heart
>Now she's a Slime Lich, and the two of you will be together forever.
fug

>> No.12816150

>>12816145
I'm impressed, and aroused.

>> No.12816153

>>12816145
This is pretty good for my fear boner.

>> No.12816159
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>>12816095
Now you're just being an Alp.

>> No.12816161

>>12816145

My true waifu is Lich, so I'm okish with that.

>> No.12816165
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>>12816121

>> No.12816168

>>12816159
Stop bullying alps.

>> No.12816173

>>12816165
I can still see the cursor mang.

>> No.12816174

>>12816165
>Brush tool on screen
Do you printscreen, paste, THEN crop it or something? Impressive.

>> No.12816178

I always wondered, can a Kikimora do wrong?

Well wrong can be a perspective thing, so I tried my hand on it

http://pastebin.com/FXTAezf2

>> No.12816179

>>12816173
>>12816174
>Implying I'd put any effort into this.

>> No.12816180

>>12814261
I think this post has gotten the most responses than any other post that has ever been done in /MGG

>> No.12816184

>>12816180

Not really.

And besides it's a roll post which technically shouldn't be allowed.

>> No.12816185
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12816185

What do you think her personality is like?

>> No.12816187

>>12814261
>17 year old sylph
not a first choice but ill take it
STORMS A COMIN

>> No.12816188

>>12816179
It's just strange cause how the fuck does a cursor tool get saved into the data of an image without going to extra effort?

>> No.12816190

>>12816185
Hard-headed.

>> No.12816192

>>12816188
Snipping tool, it's just faster that way.

>> No.12816194

>>12816190
Nice POINT there anon

>> No.12816206

>>12816159
>using that image while accusing others of alpdom

You having a giggle?

>> No.12816213

>>12816178
How does anyone manage to scorch their oven? I just don't understand it.

>> No.12816214

>>12816192

I suppose laziness should be efficient at least...

>> No.12816237

>>12816206
There's absolutely nothing wrong with Princess Carrying.

>> No.12816259

Looks like raws for the new MonMusu chapter are being dumped on /a/.

>> No.12816284
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12816284

Why are Wererabbits never discussed often?

I mean, they can LITERALLY die from loneliness.

>> No.12816293

>>12816284
Needs a better design besides a playboy bunny with poofy legs.

That said, though, I am a fan of March Hares. If only I could find a halfway decent pic outside of the KC look.

>> No.12816299

There's another monstergirl thread on /v/. Should we be concerned?

>> No.12816301

>>12816293
What about the rabbit on less' imgur?

>> No.12816303

>>12816299
Ignore it.

>> No.12816305

>>12816301
Don't believe I've seen that one.

>> No.12816310

>>12816299
>Starting with the roulette

Yeah, it'll be gone soon.

>> No.12816328

>>12816259
Horse pussy ruins everything again, and they introduced a new character, she looks kinda cute, and lives in a field of flowers. Is she some kind of fairy? Pretty decent chapter, really.

>> No.12816329

>>12816299
What the fuck are you talking about?

>> No.12816330

>>12816305
http://i.imgur.com/zQmgM89.png

>> No.12816332

>>12816092
>s-s-sorry nee-sama

>> No.12816339

>>12816085

>A Baphomet is cast out of the Sabbath by a rival.
>Her pigtails are cut.
>Her plushies burned.
>Her Nii-san stolen.
>As a final indignity, her form is warped to resemble a woman approaching her third decade.
>Her rival, laughing and gloating from the throne she stole as the exile leaves in disgrace, thinks she has won.
>The Exile, mind forcibly matured and no longer hindered by childish naivete, has other ideas.
>Thus begins the Great Sabbathean Schism.

>> No.12816345 [DELETED] 

>>12816330
Is that supposed to be that bitch from Frozen?

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>>12816328
>new character
Did you skip like half a year or something?

>> No.12816350

>>12816346
What, she's now new? My bad. I didn't notice her.

>> No.12816353

>>12816237
Actually, I said it more for the character doing the carrying. But, it seems you have some doubts.

>> No.12816355 [DELETED] 

>>12816345
...what?

>> No.12816360

>>12816355
Never mind, disregard that, I was around for this years Halloween and it came to mind.

>> No.12816362

>>12816237
As a man and not doing the carrying, yes there is. You want a pink poofy dress to complete the set?

>> No.12816365

>>12816339
The age of Onee-san?

>> No.12816367

>>12816350
Not**
>>12816339
>Taking my story ideas
Well this is what I get for not writing about it. It was ara ara cake, btw. That's the canon lore Ara Ara-fying method.

>> No.12816369

>>12816362
>You want a pink poofy dress to complete the set?
Nah, I'd rather dress up in regal prince attire.
>>12816367
I don't think the guy could magically read your mind.

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>>12816339
A better story would be the Loli Pope of the Sabbath secretly wanting a younger shota brother to take care of instead of an older big brother to take care of her.

Like a natural power progression, the stronkest Baphomet probably want to take care of others instead of being taken care of.

>> No.12816375

>>12816330

OH My.

>> No.12816378

>>12816360
Dunno what you're on about, but she's the sort of gal that wants you to use that riding crop on her.

However, if you fail to live up to her expectations she'll demonstrate how that crop ought to be used.

>> No.12816380

>>12816369
Too bad, alps can't be boys.

>> No.12816384

>>12816380
Fuck off.

>> No.12816388

>>12816372
..what's supposed to be happening here?
The best I can surmise is that she's trying to upside-down paizuri him, and being thwarted by her own dfc-ness

>> No.12816389

>>12816372
Is she forcefully sucking him off?

>> No.12816390

>>12816339
I just want to be brainwashed by a disarmingly nice hellhound into believing she's my nee-san and then forced to join her cult where other nice minotaurs and onis show off their new otouto converts

>> No.12816394

>>12816372
I want a Baphomet with Zankuro-brand thickness.

>> No.12816396

>>12816384
Why would I listen to you? A man who wants to be princess carried and treated like a girl is not intimidating.

>> No.12816399 [SPOILER] 
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12816399

Daily reminder to hug your waifu.

>> No.12816404

>>12816399
I'd rather hug a Hellhound than hug a rape spider, and I hate Hellhounds.

>> No.12816405

>>12816399
>The guys eye.
Nice touch.

>> No.12816406

>>12816399
Well that was stupid.

>> No.12816407

>>12816404
:(

>> No.12816411

>>12816339
Totally not funded and supported behind the scenes by the Church of Moo. I mean what reason would we have to see our greatest enemy destroyed?

>> No.12816415

>>12816406
That was the point.

>> No.12816419

>>12816415
Why would you want to do stupid things? Are you a wurm?

>> No.12816425

>>12816419
>But how does a wurm use a PC?

>> No.12816427
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12816427

We Lala now

>> No.12816428

>>12816299
Link it you faggot

>> No.12816432

>>12816419
>Why would you want to do stupid things?
Why are you here?
>>12816427
She's the most unremarkable Gundamfag ever.

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>>12816425

>> No.12816437

>>12816433

God damn it Charon. I give up. I'm going to lather myself in BBQ sauce and walk into an Ushi Oni cave now.

>> No.12816438

>>12816432
If you are alluding that most of us here are idiots, I'm afraid you are sorely mistaken and should leave.

>> No.12816439

>>12816433
>But how does wurm get it to work?

>> No.12816440

>>12816427

I just realized Lala's purpose in the entire story. Not like it's that hard to figure out anyway.

I already liked her when she was first introduced, but something tells me I'll like her even more when the translations arrive.

>> No.12816442

>>12816437
I'm not Charon you ass. She pisses me off.

>> No.12816446

>>12816439
Geek squad, duh.

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12816447

>>12816438

>> No.12816448

>>12816442

Sure, whatever floats your boat, Charon.

>> No.12816451

>>12816427
I want her to give me a footjob while sucking on the head of my dick.

>> No.12816454

>>12816437
Oh come on anon.

Charon's puns are cute.

>> No.12816455

>>12816446
>Ok, wurm will do her best..

>> No.12816458

>>12816448
I'm gonna shove my whole arm up your ass and rip out your heart before feeding your mangled, rotting corpse to the devil bugs.

>> No.12816460

Kitsune-Tsuki?
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/My_Pet_Tentacle_Monster/316989/December-Stream-Sale-Kitsune-Maiden

>> No.12816462

>>12816451
Truly, we underutilize monstergirls.

>> No.12816464

>>12816427

>Dat skindentation

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12816466

>>12816388
His back and butt are pushed against a wall.

>>12816389
Yes.

>> No.12816468

>>12816458

Careful with that edge, Charon. You might end up cutting your own braid off by accident.

>> No.12816481

>>12816464
I didn't even notice that, my dick is three times harder now.

>> No.12816488

>>12816466
She's making quite an effort to break her Onii-chan in, isn't she?

>> No.12816491

>>12816488
That's what they do, and they force you to like it.

>> No.12816493

>>12816464
>>12816481

Aren't those just white leggings?

Captcha: Gropy

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12816495

>>12815313
How about one of pic related?

>> No.12816496

>>12816493
White thigh-highs.

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12816501

>>12816488
It was supposed to be Luka from MGQ.

You know, rape.

>> No.12816505

>>12816501
He doesn't really have the proportions of a shota, he also lacks eyes.

>> No.12816506

>>12816213

Neither do I but my dad somehow manages to do so.

>> No.12816510
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12816510

>>12815728
>>Tell lamia waifu you can't wait till she hibernates so you can try some new things while she's sleeping

>Tell her in detail all of the things you plan to do to her when she hibernates
>Tell her every last detail
>She tries to stay awake through the winter, only makes it to 3 days
>Then you do the unimaginable
>You cuddle with her in bed every night you come home, playing with her cheeks and the small bit of tummy pudge she's put on
>She wakes up in spring, worried of all the things you did to her
>For all she knows, you raped her brutally every night, and got her pregnant
>You'll hold onto this joke until April

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12816524

>>12816510
This is crueler than actually raping her, you're giving her hope where there is none.

>> No.12816527

>>12816524
Don't worry.
Come April 1st, I tell her all about it, and then let her punish me as long as she wants.

>> No.12816534

>>12816527
No fap winter?

>> No.12816538
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12816538

>>12816505
It's also unfinished content from over a year ago.

>> No.12816540

>>12816510
Wouldn't it be good to have sex with her while she hibernates? Keep her body warm and healthy?

>> No.12816541

>>12816534
Gonna try my damnedest, yea.

>> No.12816542

>>12816527
>>12816534
>April 1st

Think about it.

>> No.12816546

>>12816510
>Hibernation
Do you think Undead girls would choose to hibernate in their coffins with their lamia friends out of loneliness in some cases?

>> No.12816550

So would you guys do with your waifu this Christmas? I think me and mine would go out into town for the day since its going to be 72 fucking degrees.

>> No.12816555

>>12816550
what would*

>> No.12816557

>>12816550
Have sex.

>> No.12816561

>>12816550
Well, that depends on whether or not a lamia would actually hibernate in the winter to begin with. Or if they would just be really cold.

If the latter, then probably just stay snuggled on the couch, by the open fire.
>"I really can't stay~..."

>> No.12816563

>>12816538
As popular as she is, she could still use more art.

>> No.12816564

>>12814261
Familiar
11

Makes sense

>> No.12816565

>>12816550
Kinky sex.

>> No.12816569

>>12816542
I don't know a single person that celebrates that.

>> No.12816572

>>12816569
At least, not past 10 years old.

>> No.12816574

>>12816569
You have a dull life then.

>> No.12816581

>>12816550
Make lewd snowmen in front of churches.
Switch people's gifts with sex toys.
Sing absolutely filthy carols door to door.
Organize surprise orgies in people's houses.

On New Year's eve we'd have tantric sex, edging for hours until 12:01, cumming simultaneously.

>> No.12816587

>>12816574
Says you.

>> No.12816596

>>12816550
>72 degrees
I would wear a jacket bro, that's too cold for me.

>> No.12816597

>>12814261
>24 yr old Jinko

Excellent.

>> No.12816599

>>12816550
Get the family together and get positively hammered, what else is there? Would you let your daughter have alcohol?

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12816604

>>12816596
How do you live?

Would you need an Eskimo suit for my 56 degree house?

>> No.12816612

>>12816604
If you're gonna post spoilered porn, post uncensored or not at all.

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>>12816612
Not at all it is then.

>> No.12816633
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12816633

Which would you rather do?

>Come home after a 12-hour shift in the crops to your pregnant Troll waifu and her expertly prepared vegetable stew (as well as her hormone-fueled libido)
>Come home from an 8-hour shift at a crummy retail job to Gamer Gazer GF, frozen pizza, and an evening of survival horror games
>Attempt to go home after a night of heavy drinking only to be interrupted by about three Manticores

>> No.12816635

>>12816550
Prepare for the new years celebrations, It is hard work maintaining a shrine with a Ryu and a bunch of sluggish Shirohebi.
We have multiple food venders lined up already, quite a few entertainment ones as well, and of course back by popular demand the Shirohebi hugging booth, right next to the fortune telling tents.
On Christmas eve we shall exchange gifts with the Shirohebi and eat a feast they are planning to prepare for us, after this I shall retire with my loving Ryu wife and surprise her with a few gifts that she knows I got, and she will do the same with a few gifts she got me, and then spend some quality time with each other.
I think it shall be a very pleasant night for all of us.

>> No.12816637

>>12816635
I would pay to hug a shirohebi

>> No.12816638

>>12816633
I wouldn't even associate with a lame gazer like that in the first place

>> No.12816639

>>12816632
Heh.

>> No.12816640

>>12816633
Survival Horror motherfucker. But with an angel waifu, to scare the shit out of her and have her cling to me all the while.

>> No.12816641

>>12816633
out of those 3?
Troll waifu

>> No.12816642

>>12816637
That is the plan, I am thinking 1000 yen per full body hug.
I also got the Shirohebi new electric heated blankets .

>> No.12816643

>>12816633

Troll. Always the troll.

Work hard. Play hard.

>> No.12816644

>>12816633

Laugh at the manticores while having a case of whiskey dick. The only question is, can it withstand manticore venom? I think it's time for science.

>> No.12816645

>>12816632
Worthless and unnecessary.

>> No.12816656

>>12816633

Be saved by a Hellhound Cake

>> No.12816661

>>12816633
I'm going with the manticores.

>> No.12816663

>>12816633
It's like you're not even trying to make it even.
12 hours in the hot summer sun working the field, coming home to your buxom wife's perfect food TOTALLY beats 8 hours at a dead-end job ealing with:
>"What do you mean my son can't play Halo on a Wii U?"

>> No.12816667

>>12816645
Yes, clearly it's my fault you gave me the choice between the two instead of something like "Post the uncensored ones" or any variation of it.

>>12816633
Do you have the Yeti one?

It's still my favorite out of the 5 or so made.

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12816669

>>12816635
Forgot the pic.

>> No.12816670
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12816670

>>12816667

>> No.12816676

>>12816669
Now that is a Ryu.

>> No.12816677

>>12816633
Can't I change the vegetable stew for mea? That would be perfect.

Troll anyway.

>> No.12816679

>>12816670
I wish to rub the tum-tum

>> No.12816680

>>12816633
>>12816670
Did a writefag make these?

>> No.12816681

>>12816604
Yes.
80-100 is comfortable for me.

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>>12816670
Thank you citizen.

>> No.12816689

>>12816680
I made one of them, and I'm a writefag.
So... yes?

>> No.12816693

>>12816680

Those particular two? Yep.

There are others not made by me though.

>> No.12816767

>>12816670
I want to do things to a Yeti's fluff tunnel but I'm afraid of rug burn, fluffy burn

>> No.12816799

>>12816767

>yeti shaving when?

>> No.12816810

>>12816799
>wanting to shave a yeti

Why must you hurt good things?

>> No.12816814

>>12815728
>Bump into your Sharkgirl waifu's nose
>Dont take to a Troll waifu's bait when you chat with her online
>Constantly remind your Lizardman waifu that swords are impractical and that European Swords > Katanas any day
>Call the DEA on your Aphosis waifu
>buy a few glass jars of Soybeans for your Oni waifu

>> No.12816853

>>12815728

>replace kitsune waifu's tofu reserve with burgers
>replace her shampoo with shaving cream

I would never do such a thing

>> No.12816861

>>12816853
fur/hair removal cream

>> No.12816867

>>12816861

#removeallthefluffy

>> No.12816876

>>12816814
>>Dont take to a Troll waifu's bait when you chat with her online
Okay i laughed

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12816881

>>12815058
I hope MC becomes less of a faggot, he has to take responsibility after all.

>> No.12816882

>>12816680

I'd make one but nobody likes my waifu anyway

>> No.12816889 [DELETED] 

UH OH YOUR MONSTER GIRL WAIFU TURNED INTO A NORMAL HUMAN WOMAN


WHAT DO?

>> No.12816891 [DELETED] 

>>12816889
Commission the Sabbath for a potion.

>> No.12816894 [DELETED] 

>>12816889
Commit suicide.

Because if there's a god cruel enough to give me my monster girl waifu, only to snatch it away from me later. There's really no point.

>> No.12816896 [DELETED] 

>>12816889
Make her a monstergirl again, duh.

>> No.12816898 [DELETED] 

>>12816889
Ask her what she wants me to do, I don't make decisions for her and she doesn't make my decisions for me.

>> No.12816901

>>12815728

>Invite a werewolf to a steak dinner. And then use the silverware.
>Tell Holstaurus that you're lactose intolerant. Also invite her to the steak dinner.
>Laugh at Baphomet's flat chest
>Replace Liches fake books full of porn and manga with actual magic books. Also refer to her as a zombie in conversations.

>> No.12816903

How would a trip to a hot springs go with your and your monster girl waifu?

>> No.12816910

>>12816901
>Messing with a Lich's library.

Holy shit Anon, do you WANT to become a mindless undead servant?

>> No.12816914

>>12816903
She would get heated up and then envelop me in a warm, gooey embrace.

>> No.12816924

>>12815728

> Tell your lilim that you like it better when she roleplays as an angel.

>> No.12816935

>>12816924
>Slap her ass with a bible and channel and pretend to channel the word of god into a holy whip.

>> No.12816940
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>domestic causal lewds

>> No.12816943 [DELETED] 

>>12816889
Off to the Shirohebi pit with her!

>> No.12816944

>>12815728
>Tell your Dark Priest wife you'd be honored to join her religion but never show up only to be found at the church some Kikimoras are running.

>> No.12816949

>>12816940
I hope those feet aren't cold.

>> No.12816950

>>12816903
Very well, she would enjoy it alot, It is hard work being a Ryun in charge of a shrine, I imagine she would really enjoy some time away from those Shirohebi, mind you they aren't bad just you know how it can be.
we of course would spend a lot of time together .

>> No.12816952

>>12815728
>Tell your Tanuki wife that you've just filed the both of you for bankruptcy.

>> No.12816957

>>12815728
>Trick your Dragon into thinking you destroyed her hoard.

>> No.12816958 [DELETED] 

>>12816889
wonder if the cops will get involved in my illegal and now unjustifiable relationship

>> No.12816959 [DELETED] 

>>12816889
Comfort her and, if she wants, go on an epic adventure to change her back.

>> No.12816987

>>12814020
I await the finale with baited breath

>> No.12816988

What are some ways your waifu could bully you

>> No.12816995

>>12816988
I don't think Kikis are the bully type.

>> No.12816997

>>12816988
Hiding figurine boxes.

>> No.12816998

>>12816988

strapons

>> No.12816999

>>12816988
My Jinko waifu would rag on me for not pushing hard enough at the gym

>> No.12817005

>>12816998
That's called "lovingly bully"

>> No.12817006

>>12816988
Have me chase after her
It'd be stupidly hard to chase HORSE PUSSY

>> No.12817014

>>12816988
sit on my face

>> No.12817016

>>12815505
>>12815496
>>12815500
Do you guys want me to pick this bback up now or wait for another day?

>> No.12817021

>>12816988
pin me to stuff

>> No.12817028

>>12816988

come inside without permission?

>> No.12817031
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>>12816988
Make me build pyramids.

>> No.12817033

>>12817028
Wat?

>> No.12817037

>>12817031
What's that thing on her hip?

Is that a sword?

>> No.12817038

>>12817028
I think you mean something like

>squirt girlcum on my face without my permission

don't worry man I got your back

>> No.12817042
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12817042

>>12817033

Pets have to stay outside

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>>12817037
Yes.

Refer to the anatomy chart for more information.

>> No.12817045

>>12817038

Bollocks/Bob pls

>> No.12817046

>>12817042
You can start making sense anytime now.

>> No.12817050

>>12817045
>only those two writers can have this fetish since they invented it

come on

>> No.12817052

>>12817016
I'd like to see it continue, even though I wasn't participating.

>> No.12817057

>>12816988
Forced caffeine withdrawal. I'd be pretty easy to manipulate if it meant getting rid of the fucking headache.

>> No.12817062

>>12816988

lets see a 24 foot long dragon, I think she could just lie on me and fall asleep

>> No.12817071

>>12817057
>Monster Girl holding a cup of coffee just in front of you.
>She wants you to beg for it.
>When you do, she further states that you need to 'work' for the coffee and starts taking off her skirt/undoing her pants.

>> No.12817078

>>12817071
Exactly, my stimulant spiked mud water is sacred.

>> No.12817080

>>12817071
Now would probably be a good time to tell her how super nuts I get without my caffeine...

>> No.12817086

>>12817071
>Drinking anything with caffeine in it in the first place.

>> No.12817088

>>12817046
He's treating her like an outdoor cat. Can't have your outdoor pets coming inside.

>> No.12817092

>>12817086
I want the Mormons to leave,

>> No.12817096

>>12817062
How is that bullying

>> No.12817097

>>12817092
Nigga, I don't know how Mormons do Morman things.

>> No.12817099

>>12817086
The others are weak. We are strong.

>> No.12817104

>>12817099
>Implying caffeineless mortals could ever hope to match us superior beings.

>> No.12817119

Does everyone here have a waifu? Is /mgt/ really about (MG) waifus, or is that not the most important thing?

>> No.12817124

>>12817104
>implying cocoa bean eaters aren't superior
>implying anything else made with cocoa beans other than really dark chocolate or cocoa flavonol supplements is healthy and invigorating

>> No.12817126

>>12817119
I dont

>> No.12817129

>>12817124
>Implying you even have a leg to stand on with your chocolate nonsense.

>> No.12817131

>>12817129
>implying I don't have one more leg than you do
>implying scientific research is nonsense

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>>12817119
The most important thing is to criticize others and mock their inferior taste. That and shitposting.

>> No.12817137

>>12817126
>>12817132
That's kind of depressing. I thought I was in good company.

>> No.12817138

>>12817131
>Implying that your implications aren't dumb.

>> No.12817156

>>12817132
Mero a shit.

>> No.12817161

>>12817137
>good company
>4chan

>> No.12817163

>>12817138
>implying implications
I'll just stop this right here.

As for the actual science, I can provide sources if you want.

>> No.12817166

>>12817161
>implying my shitposting doesn't provide him with the best company

>> No.12817168

>>12817163
Nah it's cool, I believe you.

Although I was having fun with shit flinging.

>> No.12817170

>>12817166
>Implying any company could be best besides a waifu

>> No.12817172

Your wife is considering joining the MG Defense army to help end the interspecies fighting going on in another part of the world.
It is very bad situation, the war is almost total genocide on both sides.
How would you react to this?

>> No.12817173

>>12817168
We can c-continue if you want.

>> No.12817174
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12817174

I remember the good days

>> No.12817175

>>12817052
Ok llet us begin then. Some ground rules, 1 no harem shit. 2 there is no voting I pick the options i like from what you present to me. 3 as a consequence I have preselected the optional waifus and endings. The waifus are as follows. Dark Elf maid cafe worker, Succubutt friend, and 1 surprise.

>> No.12817178

>>12817174
I'm glad that they're acknowledged as their own separate entities now.

>> No.12817179

>>12817175
sounds good.

>> No.12817182

>>12817170
>implying waifus can keep you real company
>implying our shitposts aren't the next best alternative

>> No.12817183

>>12817172
I take up arms along side her. Better to prove my worth in battle than to lose my waifu to cowardice.

>> No.12817184

>>12817173
No it's fine, don't wanna waste you time. Thanks for offering though.

>> No.12817190

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/12/20/ready-to-tie-the-anime-knot-company-offers-marriage-certificate-for-you-and-your-2d-waifu/
How long until a mosnter girl version?

>> No.12817191

Spearmint > Peppermint
Mintchocolate need not even apply

>> No.12817195

>>12817191
Spearmint<Peppermint
Don't even try this bitch nigga.

>> No.12817196

>>12817174
Why are Cheshires so cute?

>> No.12817198

>>12817190
This is REALLY redundant.

>> No.12817204

>>12817190
This is fake, this has to be fucking fake.

>> No.12817208

>>12817204
http://www.curtain-damashii.com/index_ag/anime/oreimo2nd/wedding.html#itain2

>> No.12817211

>>12817172
I won't let her go. I'm not losing her to something pointless.

>> No.12817212

>>12817208
Wow people can get lonely,

>> No.12817216

>>12817050

They're the only two autistic enough to use that descriptor.

>> No.12817217

>>12817208
>$50 for a tiny cake
Being an otaku in grorious nippon is suffering

>> No.12817219

What side would you support in a Monster vs Humans war?

Would you fight to show how great monsters are compared to human girls? Or would you fight to protect your home from monster scum?

I'd probably fight with the humans.

>> No.12817221

>>12817190
>marry your waifu
>remember she's 2D
>countless men are fapping to her
>you're being NTR each time

The only way this can be legit is the Highlander option.

>> No.12817222
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>>12817190

Some people are going off the deep end, granted 3d is no better

>> No.12817223

>>12817219
Monsters, no contest.

>> No.12817225

>>12817219
Humans nigga. I can get a MG wife once we secure our future.

>> No.12817229
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Satan is not pleased

>> No.12817234

>>12817216
Girlcum. Cum from girls. "Cum" being ejaculate from either gender. They didn't invent the term you know.

>> No.12817235

>>12817223
Do you want a future like that oomukade greentext?

>> No.12817236

>>12817229
Nigga ol' Luci spends so much time pretending to be a woman so he can fuse with men and gain mroe power that he has literally no room to talk

>> No.12817238

>>12817219

Staying home and wait for it to blow over

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>>12817219
I would enlist, the Human Empire needs to be protected from encroaching Monster Girl threats.

http://pastebin.com/JZkqp69r

>> No.12817239

>>12817184
>>12817173
>>12817168
These and
>>12817166
>>12817170
make me come up with
>you're shitposting as usual on /mgt/
>someone keeps responding to your shitposts and you even notice that your low quality bait ones keep getting responded to by an anon with the same spelling and grammar patterns, even when no one else is paying attention to them
>one day you just stop posting all together because shit happens in life and all the free time you have could barely even get you through reading the new posts
>one night as you are sleeping (when you would normally be shitposting) you hear a persistent knock on the door
>you open it
>no one is there
>it's raining
>whatever
>go back to bed
>the knocking comes back
>annoyed and suspicious, you carry your luger to the door
>while the knocking is still happening, you grasp the door knob, twist, and open the door, all in a fast motion, pointing the gun at where the suspect would be, but what you see is

>> No.12817241

>>12817234
>Girlcum

Whelp shit wrong board again I didn't
know this was /b/

>> No.12817242

>>12817219
Monsters. I will be a traitor if I have to.

>> No.12817243

>>12817229
I'd fuck a Stage 3 alp Satan.

That way I secure a good spot in hell.

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>>12817235
That was about a degenerate getting his shit kicked in.
Also, futures where MGs are dominant interest me, as they are open to a multitude of scenarios.

>> No.12817248 [DELETED] 

>>12815500
>>12815496
>>12815505
You consider going home to plot your vengeance but since there are still several hours in the day you decide instead to hit up that new elf maid cafe that opened up on main street of all places. As you make the rather short trip you decide to give your friend one last chance, if she comes to you tomorrow and tries to talk to you you'll hear her out. it can't hurt after all and if she's really sorry then she should have no problem searching you out. As you stroll up the first thing you notice is the type of elves working the place. While normally such places wood be overrun with wood elves or rather normal ones this establishment has chosen to employ mainly dark elves, not that you're complaining of course; dark elves are best elves after all. As you walk in you are almost immediately grabbed bby a taller somewhat imposing dark elf, her grasp is not rough but without a doubt possessive. She sits you down in a secluded booth and promptly sits on your lap while going over the menu options, "We have a whole list of coffees, blessed milk from the deity of your choice, band a few other things. You however are getting none of those, you are buying me and you a slice each of our cheesecake; and then we are going to have a little chat about what happened at Uni this morning." You frantically look around for some way to escape and find that her height and the design of the booth makes escape impossible!
What do?

>> No.12817252

>>12817219
Monsters, of course. Fuck humanity.

I just want to chill with my hellhound waifu and watch all the men get kidnapped by the monster menace and get taken prisoners of war. I'll be the zealous human boy diplomat and pretend to be their ally and slowly talk them into accepting their fate as the monsters' love toys. The despair will be temporary and replaced by love for their new waifus.

>> No.12817253

>>12817239
I am intrigued.

>> No.12817254

>>12817235
I just want a world where both man and monster can be happy.

>> No.12817256

>>12817246
>degenerate

Wanting to live as a man and not a thing is degenerate? You have problems.

>> No.12817257 [DELETED] 

>>12817248
Nibble her ear and run while she's distracted.

>> No.12817258

>>12817246

>degenerate

He was a punk no doubt, but not necessarily in the wrong

>> No.12817259
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12817259

So does /jp/ drink?
I'm kind of wasted now by the way my poison is beer

>> No.12817261

>>12817241
You're retarded, and also probably a newfag for even getting bothered by this.

>> No.12817263

>>12817254
That is not it.

>> No.12817266

>>12817246
I agree. I'm down with dystopia settings as long as they treat me nicely.

>> No.12817267

>>12817252
So you'd be a Micchy type motherfucker?

You're the worst kind of person, I hope you never get your waifu.

>> No.12817268

>>12817261
*Tips fedora*

>> No.12817269 [DELETED] 

>>12817248
Thumb up butt and pull her hair. Run the fuck away once her eyes roll back in ecstasy.

>> No.12817272

>>12817259
Whiskey or tequila, straight. Mixed drinksare for women and lightweights.

>> No.12817273

>>12817252
>Weaklings like you thinking you're going to get your waifu of choice or have any power

You'd get picked up by the first tentacle that passed by and raped until your brain was jellied from the pleasure.

When monsters have billions of men to choose from, and enough for each of them to have a harem of fourteen men without taking even half the population, you won't be wanted by any but the mindless and the desperate.

>> No.12817274

>>12817259
On my eleventh tonight. What are ya drinking? I'm just drinking cheap Bud Light.

>> No.12817276

>>12817246
>scenarios

Like what?

>> No.12817277

>>12817253
This could go anywhere really. I might just write a few variations with different endings that cater to certain people. I guess the first thing would be... Do you like alps?

>> No.12817283

>>12817263
Are you saying that monsters don't want to make humanity prosper and be happy? They want to truly free us and make us happy.

>> No.12817284

>>12817259

Whatever is in the fridge. Currently having some woodchuck cider mixed with lots of whiskey and smoked turkey wings.

I tend to cycle around. Beer for a while, then cocktails, then wine. Depends on my mood.

>> No.12817285

>>12817277
I am open minded. So Alp away.

>> No.12817288

>>12817273
Nice assumptions.

>> No.12817289

>>12817285
What about suffering?

>> No.12817292

>>12817239
>Anons shitposting adventures: The mystery of the annoying fucktard.

>> No.12817295

>>12817283
We're discussing dystopia. Happiness is not in the cards.

>> No.12817296

>>12817289
Just go for whatever you got planned.

>> No.12817297

>>12817273
But what if they turned human woman to monsters as well? They wouldn't have as many men to chose from then.

>> No.12817298

>>12817272
>Whiskey or tequila
Muh nigga just add martini to that and we have the same taste

>>12817274
I wish I was drinking Erdinger but I'm drinking Miller

>> No.12817301

>>12817296
I haven't planned anything. I ran out of ideas in terms of how to make it related to monstergirls. Give me some inspiration.

>> No.12817307

>>12817267
I'm sensing some hostility here.

>>12817273
And do you honestly think that fighting against the monsters will land you your precious waifu and not some genetically engineered tentacle beast made to kidnap men en masse?

I'm just going to them before they come to me. I can get them even more men if they like, provided they let the CC hellhound commander take custody of me. Surely the brainy tactician types would see the value in keeping a human boy mouthpiece around. After all, they'll have to get used to finding methods to pacify the conquered eventually.

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>>12817276
>One of the top soldiers in the [X] MG Lords army unintentionally injures a young human boy during a conflict/raid.
>Mother/Soneru bonding/development blah blah blah
>Later on in his life, the boy somehow gets involved in the separate side of the conflict.
>The Motheru grows disillusioned with her cause.
Generic shit like that.

>> No.12817312

>>12817190
>someone actually have a kirino as a waifu
>one of the worst bitches in anime
>equivalent of the worst attentionwhoring 3DPD who only cares about money and NTR you the second you look away
Why would anyone do that?

Kuroneko is waifu-tier though
Would spend money to marry if she was my waifu

>> No.12817315

>>12817295
Why would it be a Dystopia? Monstersgirls just want the best for humans, unlike many human leaders who want the best for themselves.

>> No.12817317

>>12817309
every MG scenario is generic, not a bad thing.

>> No.12817318

>>12816988
Nipping me with her fangs whenever I don't notice her.
And then leave me with a raging boner that I don't really know what to do with.

>> No.12817319

>>12817307
You don't deserve a waifu.

You deserve to be beaten with Roombas filled with rocks.

>> No.12817320

>>12817301
I don't know what to inspire you with, Anon. I am out of ideas.

>> No.12817322

>>12817297
Turning them? Nah, genocide and replacing, let's go full Edgelord.

>> No.12817326

>>12817297
>Making 3dpd women into 3dpd monsters
Forget dystopia. That's the apocalypse.

>> No.12817328

>>12817315
that's sort of true in a sense

at least if we had a MG dictatorship they'd actually care about us

>> No.12817330

>>12817315
You're a monster or naive. Everyone, EVERYONE, always want what is best for themselvesn

>> No.12817333

>>12817319
I'm sure you'll see things my way someday.

>>12817326
When did anyone say 3DPD?

>> No.12817335

>>12817330
That's true in a sense. But what almost all monstergirls want is a cute human husbando to cuddle and raise a family with. Keeping them content and free will help them with this.

>> No.12817338

>>12817333
Roombas.

With rocks.

Into your dickhole.

>> No.12817342

>>12817315

This is the most naive thing iv ever read do you honestly think that a demonic monster horde would actually want whats best for all humans?

>> No.12817343

>>12817335
>free

As long as they get married and have beautiful MG daughterus as is every good male citizen's dream.

>> No.12817344

>>12817335
>almost all

And the ones with the strength and desire to dominate? What of them?

>> No.12817346

>>12817343
That sounds horrible.

I'd rather live in the woods throwing spears at animals than live in a MG dominated city.

>> No.12817353

>>12817346
You don't want to live a happy and full life with a family that loves you?

>> No.12817355

>>12817344
There will always be men with deviant fetishes. And likewise there will be MGs who share those deviant fetishes.

What goes on in the bedroom is none of the World Government's concern anyway, as long as it ends with baby-making.

>> No.12817356

>>12817346
WISH GRANTED!

>> No.12817359

>>12817346

>I'd rather live in the woods throwing spears at animals than live in a MG dominated city.

I think STALKER mode would be much more pleasant then living like a savage, eating canned food and killing mutants (devil bugs and the like)

>> No.12817361

>>12817346
Well, I'm sure they can accommodate you.

We need a population of wild forest-dwelling humans to keep the elf hunters happy.

>> No.12817365

>>12817359
I'd totally rather live in the Zone if it has monster girls.

>> No.12817366

>>12817333

I've been known by friends as the guy who's been on both sides of the fence. Whether I like it or not somehow I always ended up seeing things from all sides of a conflict.

So I can see things your way. If I go your way it seems to be best for humanity in the long run. But to turn your back on humanity, that is simply inexcusable in all situations. You know why traitors are considered by many to be the most heinous of creatures?

It's because people are a social creature, with trust as a core tenant. Betraying your entire species for mere chance of luxury, which may not even exist in their eyes. How ludicrous.

I in the face of such horror would delegate, not because I would turn my back on humanity, but because I wish for the enemy to understand where humanity stands, and hopefully find a happy compromise. You wouldn't even entertain that idea. You'd probably turn on them as soon as there was a hint of the monsters' end.

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>>12817366
Whatever.

>> No.12817377

>>12817239
Oh crap janet went off the deep end!

>> No.12817379 [DELETED] 

>>12817269
>>12817257
You come up with what you think is a fairly perfect plan. You lean up and try to nibble on her ears only to find that she's wearing ear guards, this action doesn't go unnoticed though and she reacts by grinding against you in frustration. "Is now really the time to be trying that anon? I mean I know you tried to run off with me and my sister earlier but really?" You don't have an answer for her, instead you have another action, grabbing her hair and yanking it backwards while shoving your thumb up her already lubricated anus. Wait why was that anus lubricated you think to yourself as she starts talking again, "What do you think I am some punkass normal elf? I'm a dark elf baby and you're not going anywhere until my baby sister gets here so we can have a little chat about your behavior earlier and while we were considering letting you off easy, now I'm not so sure.", you can't see her face but you're fairly sure by the tone in her voice this is annoying her more than anything; she's not trying to get away though so you're not sure if you should stop or keep going. So you err on the side of caution and try to remove your thumb, only to find you can't. "I didn't tell you to stop did I?", the surprisingly sultry voice calls back to you.
Sorry guys but i need to get up in 6 hours so I'm cutting it here tonight I'll do more tomorrow after I get home from work around 10 EST

>> No.12817380

>>12817366
Same goals, different methods. My method will make me hated but you know what? I can bear it, if it increases my species' chances of survival and presents a better alternative to warfare.

The time for delegation is long gone, each side will fight until the others' subjugation. I choose to expedite the process before any more are sucked dry by tentacle unbirthing beasts.

>> No.12817382

>>12817366
>I don't pick sides
>I'm above conflict and could mediate because I don't have a stake in things

You think like a ten year old. The best delegates are those who have a major stake in the outcome and fight for every inch to get the best solution for their people. Don't forget that war and force is just one tool in the diplomatic toolbox. All of it together is foreign policy and dictated by the leaders of nations.

You probably mean mediate anyway but that takes a huge amount of experience and trust put in the party from both sides. Which you neither have nor deserve.

Really thinking that any of us would have a ranking part in any conflict like this is a mistake.

>> No.12817383

>>12817355
I think you misunderstand. I'm not talking dom and sub. I mean, those monsters who want humans as slaves.

>> No.12817386

>>12817379
OK, also coyote your way out. You don't want to see what dark elves do once they have the upper hand.

>> No.12817392

>>12817382
I'd probably end up a foot soldier but I'd go AWOL the minute I see my waifu on the battlefield.

Or else I'd just drop my weapons and dive straight into an oni encampment.

>> No.12817393

>>12817383
They would be treated with scorn. If they somehow managed to get power, they defiantly would not be popular with anyone.

>> No.12817394

>>12817382
While you faggots argue, i would of already courted a lillim and told her to knock off the magic faggotry since that shit would never work in this world.
Only probability warping magic would make a mere dent since everything here boils to autistic math equations and chance.

The thing in charge of this place is just a entity made of pure schadenfreude.

>> No.12817396

>>12817353
I want to live a happy and full life with a family that loves me under my own terms.

>> No.12817400

>>12817382

If I implicated that I was anywhere but on man's side, I apologize for my poor choice of words.

But yeah it's simply a fantasy. Of course the average anon isn't going to be in a position where he can influence something like a global inter species conflict on a grand scale.

>> No.12817402

>>12817386
You know the thread will likely be gone before i get back right? And you understand that the only way to coyote your way out of a 6'2" elf sitting in your lap is to literally chew your own legs off at the waist right?
Pastebin!
http://pastebin.com/2AcStYed
Do i need to change the way i pastebinned this?

>> No.12817403

>>12817393
But I think there would be plenty of betas who get off to the idea of the man being in positions of power.

If anything some might find it cute to let a man be their superior.

>> No.12817409

>>12817403
I thought you were talking about Monster North Korea, where men are slaves with no rights. But yeah, I'm sure monsters wouldn't mind having men in places of power.

>> No.12817412

>>12817396
You mean with a human ? Disgusting.

>> No.12817415

>>12817402
Maybe you wanna split it up into paragraphs, other than that, it's fine.

>> No.12817417
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Do you like hips with your meaty paws?

>> No.12817420

>>12817412
Even fullblooded monsters deserve love.

Eventually his daughters and wife will turn into demons due to demonic energy saturation.

>> No.12817423

>>12817417
Ah yeah girl.

>> No.12817427 [DELETED] 

>>12817239
>but what you see is just a flash
>you could swear you saw something moving below your vision even after the flash, but that was gone too
>you fired off a round anyway
>back to bed
>no more knocking
>must be scared off
>get a bad sleep
>go to work the next day
>still dark and cloudy
>fatigued and get chewed out by your manticore boss
>your feet hurt
>you wish you could be home shitposting in your comfy chair
>later on and almost done with work
>hear bloody murder
>apparently your boss was found dead in the first floor bathroom
>shit man she was just yelling at you hours ago
>oh well
>you're let home early
>decide to shitpost on /mgt/ finally with your slightly more free time
>make a post about how manticores a shit
>suddenly see a bunch of posts agreeing with you and how manticores should all die, all within exactly one minute increments
>huh
>must be a coincidence right?
>it's already 1 AM

What do?

I'll just say right now this is indeed a universe where monstergirls are a real part of life. Also /mgt/ is a relatively normalfag board.

>> No.12817430

>>12817217

Everything otaku-related is really pricey. They know you've got autismbux, so they'll nickle and dime you for everything they can.

>> No.12817431

>>12817409
It would just be socially unconventionally and highly fetishized by certain MGs.

>tfw no qt CC human boy boss to make lunch for :((((

>> No.12817434 [DELETED] 

>>12817427
I guess..call everyone a faggot and go to bed?

>> No.12817437 [DELETED] 

>>12817427
This is getting 2spooky

Ask "Are you the killer?"

>> No.12817443

>>12817312

Kuroneko is the only reason I watched that show. The best episodes were the ones where Kirino was absent. I really, really have a hard time stomaching Kirino, so you're not alone.

>> No.12817444 [DELETED] 

>>12817427
Post on the /hb/ board and attention whore.

>> No.12817445 [DELETED] 

>>12817427
Mention that I'm a human boy and ask that they don't hit on me silly girls ;)

>> No.12817447

>>12817443
Yep, she was pretty shit, I agree with you two.

>> No.12817451

>>12817312
I thought Kirino's appeal was that she started off as a complete bitch and eventually grew into a human being.

>> No.12817455

>>12817409
I was. You've been talking to someone else.

>> No.12817459

>>12817219
Humans during the war, then serve as an Aid worker to the MG refugees after

>> No.12817460

>>12817444
I want to be a HB attention whore for a bunch of sexually frustrated MG misandrists

>> No.12817465
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Personally I would be worried about my junk with this girl.

>> No.12817466

>>12817460
Wait..are we the SJWs in that universe?

>> No.12817467

>>12817460
You're a bad person.

But I would too.

>> No.12817469

>>12817451

I wouldn't know, I got part way into season two and I just couldn't take any more. I guess I wasn't the target audience, which is fair. I will say that she really killed the show for me, though.

I don't inherently dislike tsunderes (she counts, yeah?), but I can only take so much. Honestly, the only tsundere I really do like is Lethe from FE9.

>> No.12817473

>>12817417
>That long stomach section
>That hip to waist ratio
I was about to say something, but then I saw those delicious thighs and everything was A OK

>> No.12817475

>>12817460
I want to take sexually explicit videos and recordings of myself for lonely monstergirls to masturbate to.

>> No.12817477

>>12817466
They're not SJWs in that universe, the men are.

They're misandrists in the sense that they think men are just good for fucking and eating them out, or that men always go for alpha jerks like Stacey Oni.

>> No.12817478

>>12817475
Would you sell them?

>> No.12817481

>>12817478
They would be free. Penniless NEETS need love too.

>> No.12817482

>>12817478
I'd get a bunch of MGs to subscribe to the website where I do requests.

I'm sure porn of HBs would be ubiquitous and they only way I'd break through with that is going pro, instead of just being a simple camwhore.

>> No.12817486

>>12817229
http://i.imgur.com/FbKg9vj.jpg

Satan is pleased

>> No.12817487

>>12817477
Yeah, I was talking about the men.

Man, fuck the matriarchy...

>> No.12817488

>>12817482
Would you get your girly looking friend to help?

>> No.12817493 [DELETED] 

>>12817445
Girls mostly don't go on /mgt/. I'll explain this away by saying that this universe doesn't have many hyper-sexual monstergirls.

>>12817427
>you go to sleep because you're tired, but not before responding to one of the posts with "Did you kill one?"
>no replies even after you wake up
>debate going to work that day since you're actually fucking paranoid
>go anyway because you need the dosh
>one of your co-workers gets to step in as the boss that day
>lucky bastard
>day goes by without the bitching at least
>go home as usual
>notice the door is unlocked
>oh fuck no
>but surely, you must have forgotten today, right?

What do?

>> No.12817500 [DELETED] 

>>12817493
Grab the shotgun and shells I got in a hidden wall near the door and get ready to unload.

Also call someone who knows how to deal with doppelganger

>> No.12817503 [DELETED] 

>>12817493
Let's go drinking with tom from security. Nothing valuable in there anyway. It's just everything we own.

>> No.12817506 [DELETED] 

>>12817488
Possibly. No gay stuff but I'd bait the viewers on to fantasizing about it. We'd do completely non-sexual bro things like wrestle and back to back squat.

Meanwhile the subscriber account sky rockets.

>>12817493
They wouldn't be "hypersexual" by talking about HBs online any more than we're hypersexual. We (or most of us) have lives outside these threads I assume

>> No.12817512

>>12817506
What about getting an alp you know to do sexual things with?

Stuff life light grinding and putting your faces only an inch apart.

>> No.12817513 [DELETED] 

>>12817493
>Get your gun
>Taunt whoever is there by calling them a faggot
>Remember that you're a huge coward though, so stay near an exit

>> No.12817516 [DELETED] 

>>12817493
Go back to my car and grab my machete.

>> No.12817531

>>12817512
Sorry I'd rather stay single, if they find out I had a girl I think I'd lose some appeal.

But if she pretended to be a boy I'd be ok with it. Let them have their "gay" fantasies.

>> No.12817532

>>12817531
That's what I'm saying.

Trick them into thinking it's a boy, that way you might get added appeal.

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>>12817465
Wussy.

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>>12814095
>Ryu
>Devoted, warm disposition
>To cast magic requires sex with their mate for three days and three nights
[sweating intensifies]
Looks good, maybe I got lucky

>Ronery Region
OK, I'm a dumbass. Does this mean I'm lonely and don't get monstergirl love, or she's lonely and when she finds me I end up in boa constrictor style sex for a week?

>> No.12817549 [DELETED] 

>>12817493
>you have nowhere to go, but your gun is in the living room under your desktop
>decide to slowly open the door without making noise
>it creaks
>god damn it
>make a mad dash to your gun
>you get it
>so far so good, and it seems nothing is wrong or out of place
>carefully inspect the whole house for intruders with your luger in hand, as well as all entry points for signs of breakage
>nothing
>maybe it was just your imagination
>go back to living room to put gun away, but notice that in your nervous rush, you forgot to check for rounds
>there are none
>well then

What do?

Sorry about my snailgirl pace, typing while eating with chopsticks isn't conducive to making a story.

>> No.12817552 [DELETED] 

>>12817549
Calm down and have a drink.

Then shitpost on /mgt/ and laugh at /hbg/

>> No.12817555 [DELETED] 

>>12817549
Get the bullets and search again. I might be an idiot, but I'm not a retard.

>> No.12817556 [DELETED] 

>>12817549
A gun can still be a blunt weapon.

>> No.12817568 [DELETED] 

>>12817555
>you go and try to get your secret stash of ammo and other weaponry, but that's gone too
>all 700 pounds of it
>even the pocket knives were removed
>you go and get a kitchen knife but there is nothing
>all you have is the double edged Benchmade 32 you EDC
>quickly you attempt flipping it out and you cut yourself because you haven't practiced in ages
>it's bleeding

What do?

>> No.12817572

>>12814261
>21 yo elf
Kind of vanilla, but OK
She will probably hate me at first due to her pride, but I will win her over

>> No.12817574 [DELETED] 

>>12817549
>you go and try to get your secret stash of ammo and other weaponry, but that's gone too
>all 700 pounds of it
>even the pocket knives were removed
>you go and get a kitchen knife but there is nothing
>all you have is the double edged Benchmade 32 you EDC
>quickly you attempt flipping it out and you cut yourself because you haven't practiced in ages
>it's bleeding

What do?

>> No.12817575

>>12817543
I like my bits intact, Anon.

>> No.12817577

>>12817575
>>12817465
Why?

>> No.12817579 [DELETED] 

>>12817574
>you attempt flipping it
Fuck, I always do this shit at the worst possible time..

>What do?
Get that shit patched up, then think about how someone is clearly fucking with me.

>> No.12817580 [DELETED] 

>>12817574
Clean the cut and dress the wounds.

Then fuck around on 4chan, it's obvious whoever was here is gone now.

>> No.12817581 [DELETED] 

>>12817574

Get the sharpshooter shovel from the utility closet. That thing works better than a tiny knife if you're in a fight.

>> No.12817583 [DELETED] 

>>12817574
Draw a summoning circle with the blood and attempt to summon our lord and savior, Satan.

>> No.12817585

>>12817417
She's beautiful.

>> No.12817586

>>12817583
I dunno, that guy hasn't returned our calls in ages.

What a douche..

>> No.12817587

I got a Lego Milano for my birthday!

I wish I had an Anubis gf to build it with. ;_;

>> No.12817588

>>12817532
In that case I'm laughing all the way to the bank.

But I can't say I trust an alp with not deciding to go too far one day and actually sex me.

>> No.12817590 [DELETED] 

>>12817574

Get a crowbar or sledge hammer and get the mosin stashed in the living room wall right behind the couch

>> No.12817601

>>12817588
Fuck once the cameras are off to blow off steam.

You wouldn't deny an alp tender cuddles at the least, would you?

>> No.12817605 [DELETED] 

>>12817579
A-Are you a fellow balisong-bro?

>>12817574
>can't deal with this shit anymore
>fuck it
>let down your guard
>get your wound disinfected and patched up
>make sure everything is locked down and double locked
>tape one side of your double edged knife
>go to bed with it close on the desk next to you
>see shadow moving on the wall as you go to sleep

What do?

>> No.12817608 [DELETED] 

>>12817605
POCKET SAND

>> No.12817609 [DELETED] 

>>12817605
Slowly try and grab the knife and wait until the shadow is as close as it can get, then strike!

Or fuck it and pocket sand the bitch.

>> No.12817611 [DELETED] 

>>12817605
>fellow balisong-bro?
Tried it once...didn't work out

>What do?
Act like it was my plan all along..hopefully I'll think of something in the meantime.

>> No.12817623 [DELETED] 

>>12817605
>in a beastly flare of instinctual reaction, you throw up your sheets to make a quick cover and grab your already open balisong by the handles
>in your mind you tell some hypothetical person that you actually operate like a pro when you're in a doze
>in a strike as fierce as fucking lightning, you stab through the sheets while they are still in the air to where you think the shadowed person would be
>you hit something hard
>you hear a shattering sound within that second
>it turns out you just broke your window, and the shadow was from when the neighbor across the street parked their car in while the headlights were on, casting a shadow from a tree

What do?

>> No.12817626 [DELETED] 

>>12817623
Run after it and look for blood trails.

>> No.12817630

>>12817626
But anon, you just stabbed your window and broke it. There was never anyone in your room.

>> No.12817631 [DELETED] 

>>12817623
Ok, so the shadow wasn't the problem..things did go missing, the door was unlocked.

Yeah, I'm gonna stay the course with paranoia.

>> No.12817633

>>12817630
Don't try and trick me, monster.

I'm going after it.

>> No.12817634 [DELETED] 

>>12817623
Set up cameras and make a spooky movie of your haunting.

>> No.12817638

>>12817630
Yeah, and we're going to chase down that fucking window.

Check if it's bleeding and go hunt that fucker down.

>> No.12817640

>>12817631
>>12817633
>>12817638
That's why us paranoid guys never die: Always willing to go the extra mile.

>> No.12817652 [DELETED] 

>>12817638
>>12817630
>>12817631
>>12817634

>>12817623
>nope, you're not falling for that shit while you're still in operator mode
>you jump out the window from the second story and make a roll to break your fall
>you sort of fail and twist your ankle
>shit
>you can still hop on one leg at least without too much pain
>you see nothing and no trail
>fuck it now you're going on full alert status
>setup some old CCTVs around your house
>go back to your kitchen and get out your Military Grade™ Thinkpad™
>lock the door and window and board them up so much they could last a zombie invasion
>you estimate you could last maybe two weeks with the food you have stored
>not getting any sleep, you monitor the hell out of those cameras all night
>morning comes and nothing has happened

What do?

>> No.12817655 [DELETED] 

>>12817652
Consult /mgt/

>> No.12817658 [DELETED] 

>>12817652
Jerk off

>> No.12817660 [DELETED] 

>>12817652

>Thinking you're going to get raped
>When all you did was get robbed by a blackmanticore

All the broken windows and blood is going to be hard to explain to the police and insurance people. You're gonna get fucked by them at least when they don't investigate or pay your claim.

>> No.12817661 [DELETED] 

>>12817652
>thinkpad

Consider thoughts of suicide.

Storywise of course.

>> No.12817662

>>12817660
Goddamn Manticores, breaking into homes, raping shotas.

Goddamn menace.

>> No.12817667

>>12817662
Are we in Monster Girl Detroit?

>> No.12817668

>>12817661
>Hating thinkpads

>> No.12817669

>>12817601
I would because I'm not into alps

Our relationship is strictly professional and she'll just have to deal with that

>> No.12817675 [DELETED] 

>>12817655

>>12817652
DAY ONE

>you finally remember that you always asked /mgt/ when you had a problem
>you go ask for advice
>you get shitpost replies because that always happens but you forgot
>god damn it
>they all joke and say things like "I'm watching you" or "why don't you take off those wooden boards? But I guess there'll always be one more I'd have to take care of once I get to you."
>screw it you're staying inside until someone notices you're gone from work and the authority comes or some shit, you're not leaving that fucking kitchen
>with nothing better to do, you jack off to oomukade
>logically, you think that you're better off eating your own baby batter since it's high in protein and that isn't something you'd want to waste
>you blend it into the beans to mask the taste
>as soon as you gulp down your first spoon of canned goodness, an instant image of dick pops into your mind
>NOPE
>never doing that again
>it's still only 2 PM

What do?

>> No.12817678

>>12817661

Whats wrong with thinkpads?

>> No.12817681

>>12817678
>>12817668
Nothing its unrelated bait.

I just wanted the character to consider suicide if he ever gets cornered and there is no chance for possible escape.

>> No.12817682 [DELETED] 

>>12817675
This is getting crazy.
But so are we, so we can't sleep! The thing will get us! Stay up all night, drink ALL the coffee, taunt whatever is in there with you.

>> No.12817690

it is janet
she finally snapped
there will be a clean house when you wake up

>> No.12817691

>>12817682
You asked for it. We could have just assumed the window was just a window but no, we had to act irrationally.

>> No.12817693 [DELETED] 

>>12817675

Keep yourself busy by make a improvised shotgun out of an old pipe, match heads, toilet paper for wading and thumbtacks as projectiles

>> No.12817694 [DELETED] 

>>12817675
you can tell a persons sleep wake cycle from their posts, since he knows the same posts, he can check archives and see when that person is active
this will permit you time to sleep and calm the fk down

>> No.12817696

>>12817694
acting like this only helps the protag, call for help.

>> No.12817697

>>12817691
Actually I just caught up on the thread.

>> No.12817725

Y'all fucking dead?

>> No.12817726 [DELETED] 

>>12817675
>suspicious of the shitposts, you check more deeply for samefagging and stalking potential but results come out negative
>the person posting right now wouldn't have been asleep as the person who replied to you long ago
>the recent shitposts are also more than just 1 minute apart, though the very first two is 1 minute and 20 seconds apart
>you calm down a bit
>though you're still very suspicious and not entirely convinced
>at least you can still shitpost
>you do that and various other NEET things until it gets to night, but don't sleep and get hopped on coffee to stay awake
>but before it does get to night you realize
>oh shit you have to poop
>you didn't consider that

What do?

>>12817725
Yeah sorry I'm really tired and also have other things I'm attending to other than this story right now.

>> No.12817731 [DELETED] 

>>12817726

>Yeah sorry I'm really tired and also have other things I'm attending to other than this story right now.

It's okay man, take it easy

>What do?

Take a tactical shit

>> No.12817732 [DELETED] 

>>12817726
Surely it's safe to use the bathroom.
Or just use that can you opened to cook beans.

>> No.12817749

>>12814261
19 yr old Ryu

I am OK with this!

>> No.12817757 [DELETED] 

>>12817731
>>12817732

>>12817726
>you actually rationally think about how you're going to take a shit
>you can't go to your bathroom because that presents a risk of both you being caught in something, and you losing your base of operations, while your ankle is still wounded
>the wooden boards are still attached as well
>you're too lazy to bother with that
>finally after an hour of mulling it over, you decide that best course of action is shitting in the sink, but closing the drain and filling up the sink with water, then manually blending the poo with the water to make it run well down the pipes
>suffice to say, it was a very smelly and overall shitty experience
>well at least you'll last by doing this, and you'll probably get used to stirring shit up soon enough
>night time comes
>you're about to pass out from sleep deprivation and you don't have any more stimulants to keep you awake because you chugged it all at morning
>but you can't just ignore the cameras
>you're not going to last if this keeps on
>therefore you go and write a quick program that detects motion through the camera feed and alerts you when an intruder is present
>it takes seconds because you're a god damn wizard Harry
>then you take a good and long sleep

>What's going to happen to you, the tacticoool shitter? Is the illusory stalker going to get away with murder? Who do you even think you are? To find out, stay tuned on the next episode of Waking Dead!

I'm done for today. I don't know if you guys want to continue this story or not. I could pastebin and carry on tomorrow sometime eventually, probably not when you're awake because I always miss these things. Or I can just fuck off because this is my first writing ever, and I'm writing a whole bunch of other stories that are going nowhere, basically sitting like a ded-er than ded duck. I'm also being cynical as a self defense mechanism for when I get criticized.

>> No.12817765

>>12817757

It's okay, i'd read it

>> No.12817786

>>12817765
>only one reply
>"It's okay"
I guess no one cares. No one ever does. Thanks anyway for the attention, because I'll be continuing this story again tomorrow. Goodnight.

>> No.12817787
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12817787

Oh dear, what to do Mr anon?
She burned them badly.

>> No.12817789

>>12817787
God damn Dark Angels can't cook for shit.

>> No.12817792

>>12817787
Get that crap in my mouth-pussy, then feed it to her with mouth-pussy to mouth-pussy action.

>> No.12817793

>>12817786

>that spoiler

Good sport, can't wait. Good night

>> No.12817794

>>12817789
Tell me about it, when they try cooking wings they always come out black.

>> No.12817799

>>12817794
wow that pun really scorched me.

>> No.12817800

>>12817794
http://youtu.be/g-4-gLlF0uw

>> No.12817803

>>12817787
Try at least one anyway, take her back into the kitchen to do it right. If we're talking KCverse here she might be better at cooking with a dick in her so we'll try that method too.

>> No.12817808

>>12817787
>Morgana
I'd take those chunks of charcoal from that bad batch, and eat 'em anyway.

And then I'd come back to her bakery every day, eating anything she baked, even when burnt.

>> No.12817815

>>12817808
Even those trademarked Spirit Energy Cookies for MGs that have that special creamy white bitter-tasting filling?

>> No.12817816

>>12817803
>If we're talking KCverse here she might be better at cooking with a dick in her so we'll try that method too.
I tried this, but tit didn't help with the baking. And then my waifu got pregnant and the baby came out black too.
She's just a really bad cook.

>> No.12817821

>>12817815
>Those cookies
I want to compliment her cooking, not go Alp.

>> No.12817824

>You will never win the heart of a slave girl who works at a brothel run by a Succubus and a Danuki

>> No.12817825

>>12817815
>>12817821

Not as alp inducing as those fruit that make you learn to give a good blowjob.
I think.

>> No.12817826

Is it just me or have the posts picked up pace after the CYOA just got deleted?

>> No.12817830

>>12817826
Probably not related. It is late Saturday night so more people are active really late than usual.

>> No.12817832

>>12817826

Is the janitor deleting it or the writer?

>> No.12817836

>>12817832
Janitor. You can see that posts other than the guy's CYOA actually just got deleted within the last minute.

>> No.12817837
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>>12817826
Well I just woke up, so I can't claim to have crawled out of a bunker in response to the oppressive reign of Questers being overthrown.

>> No.12817842

>>12817836

Makes sense, i'm a fucking idiot

>> No.12817843

>>12817826
Do CYOAs get deleted normally? I never noticed.

>> No.12817846

>>12817843
I think it's because it was reported as off-topic.

It was more about a guy with schizophrenic paranoia than anything MG-related, particularly the last few posts.

>> No.12817850

>>12817846
Still wondering which MG it was.
I bet it was just a were-bat. A sneaky, sneaky were-bat.
Typing with her feet.

>> No.12817854
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12817854

>>12817850
> Crow Tengus are librarians, geneologists, scholars, and all-round smarty-pants monstergirls who would most need to write
> no hands
An infinite supply of quill-pens but can't use any of them.
Suffering.

>> No.12817866

>>12817854
And they tend to be loners and hermits, so they can't have someone do it for them while they dictate. Unless they get a husband.

>> No.12817880

What monster girl would absolutely hate internal ejaculation the most?

>> No.12817883

>>12817880

>Monstergirl that doesn't want to breed
That's the very antithesis of a monstergirl

>> No.12817884

>>12817880
Slime girls who get so much of it that they have a hard time holding their forms.

>> No.12817886

>>12817880
An unmarried Unicorn.

>> No.12817903
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>>12817880
In KC land, Fallen God monstergirls prefer getting bukkaked because they think that's more depraved than functional babymaking sex.

>>12817884
> slimegirl
> not wanting to get all melty and drippy with their lover's juice

>> No.12817906

>>12817903
Actually, the description of the bukkake fruit (whatever its called) say that MGs normally prefer getting creampied because it lets them absorb the spirit energy better. It's only when eating that special fruit do they absorb it just as well though the skin as they do from inside.

>> No.12817914

>>12817906
I was sure there's a line somewhere about FG monstergirls wearing black robes and having black skin because they love bukkake and the contrast lets it show up better.

>> No.12817917

>>12817843

A CYOA got deleted? I hope this sets a trend considering how disruptive they are.

>> No.12817923

>>12817914
Wait, what? Are you saying worshiping the Fallen God gives MGs a tan or something?

>> No.12817926

>>12817917
Only because it seemed to be off-topic, as there were no MGs appearing in it. We think.

>> No.12817929

>>12817825
That fruit roots out Alps by its very nature.

>> No.12817933
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>>12817923
QED

>> No.12817937

>>12817933
Dark Angel not even mai waifu, but I love her design the most out of all the MGE. Angel pretty much tied in that regard.

>> No.12817949

>>12817937

>Buttwings on an angel
>Bad haircut
>Almost no curves

Man, that is not the best taste.

>> No.12817955

>>12817949
Buttwings do cover up a rather nice thing.

>> No.12817956

>>12817955
Or nicely frame it.

>> No.12817959

>>12817937
I like how, in the profile, they convince you to have depraved, degrading, heretical BDSM sex with them through theosophical argumentation rather than the usual monster tactic of slashing your trousers.
> "But anon, doesn't Psalm 14:7 in the Gospel of Ilias command us to turn the other cheek?"
> "So when I turn my young, pert rump-cheeks to you like this, my buttwings twitching in anticipation... well, we are only going as God instructs us!"

>> No.12817964

>>12817956
My sleepy mind made me start thinking of what sort of smut MGs would paint or have painted to hang in there fancy mansions.
While imagining a nice painting of a petite ass in a frame.

>> No.12818060

>>12817959
This is not yet my fetish but someone should totally write this and then it would be.

>> No.12818065

So who is the Grinch of Monster Girls? A Yeti with green fur?

>> No.12818071

>>12818065

A bitter human girl with only a dog for company.

>How the bitch stole christmas

>> No.12818072

>>12817926
>>12817846

Nope because mine got wrecked as well and it was about monstergirls.

>> No.12818073

>>12818071
And in the end, she turns into a Succubutt and her dog becomes a Dog Girl and then everybody lives happily ever after?
Except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later

>> No.12818077

>>12818073

>And they say her tits grew three sizes that day

Don't you make me remember a Woodland Monster Christmas with Elfy the elf and Hellhoundy the hellhound and Jaberwocky'y the jabberwocky.

>> No.12818078
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12818078

Would you buy a Lizard Girl for Christmas?

>> No.12818084

>>12818078
My son could use a sword instructor and bodyguard. But they're so pricy. Oh well, surely he won't mind needing scholarships for college.

>> No.12818087
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>>12818084
Thank Hathor I live in a socialist country and university studies are free.

>> No.12818090
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12818090

Does anyone have the Dumbpire reaction image where the horned girl says "Boys who treat girls nice with no ulterior motives don't exist THEY DON'T FUCKING EXIST"

I also need the image of the healthy looking girl with abs holding her arm up while some hand off screen tickles her armpit.

Thanks.

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>>12818090
I have both, standby.

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>>12818090
>>12818091
I don't think this one is even a Monster Girl though.

>> No.12818096

>>12818090
Now assuming you saved them, I'mma delete them so people don't get mad at me.

>> No.12818100

>>12818094

That's clearly a boat.

>> No.12818102

>>12818094
>>12818091
Holy shit, thanks Anon!

>> No.12818103

>>12818100
Do you want to get one the boat? Word of warning: there's no getting off for a long, long time.

>> No.12818104

>>12818103
>one
on*

>> No.12818113

>>12817917
>CYOAs
>Disruptive
And Futa and submissive arguments aren't?

>> No.12818116

>>12818113
Bait?

>> No.12818119

>>12817917
Except not all of them are disruptive and it' still content. Would you rather I not be writing my other stories because I'm a procrastinating layabout?

>> No.12818142

>>12818078

>Buying/selling sapient beings

This is wrong. I would buy her, though, and then I'd buy her some clothes and set her free.

>> No.12818150

>>12818142
>set her free
So you'd send a cold-blooded girl out into the winter weather this close to Christmas without a place to go?
You are the monster.

>> No.12818154

>>12818150

I didn't say she couldn't stay in my house, all she's gotta do is ask. Why are you calling me a monster for giving her a choice, mang?

>> No.12818159

>>12818154
>giving her a choice
You didn't say that. You said you'd set her free. Be more clear you two-faced rat, you. Also
>implying she dares to ask

>> No.12818164

>>12817917
>Let's kick out more writefags guys!
>That way we can be even more like Katawa Shojuo General.

>> No.12818178

>>12818159

>You didn't say that. You said you'd set her free.

Isn't being able to choose for yourself the very concept of freedom, though?

>implying she dares to ask

I'm sure she'll eventually ask if I give her enough encouragement. I ain't no opressor.

>> No.12818186
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12818186

>check one peculiar site for new translated hentai games
>see monstergirls on the cover
>get psyched
>open up
>original western
>nope
>but art is good
>check further
>futanari
>NOPE
That's a shame. Girls look nice
Why west is so shit?

>> No.12818192

>>12818186
Japs aren't much better. Pretty much every vn anybody makes involving monster girls is shit because they have to include 30 obscure or shit-tier fetishes in it. Because nobody who likes monster girls like vanilla at all.

>> No.12818197

>>12818192
That's because vanilla a shit
The embodiment of blandness in porn

>> No.12818199

>>12818197
>vanilla a shit
Why do you hate happiness and good things?

>> No.12818209

>>12818199
It's boring

>> No.12818211

>>12818199
Apparently fucking a girl that's half monster is not fetishy enough. He needs extra dicks and pegging and vore and all that other bullshit to enjoy it.

>> No.12818213

>>12818186
>fit brown qt on the right
>futa
god dammit.

>> No.12818215

>>12818209
>sex is boring.

>> No.12818221

>>12818215

Even sex can get boring if you do it 24/7, you know. Unless you've got the libido of a teenage kid going through puberty, that is.

>> No.12818224

>>12818197

What do you suggest instead? I think this is the only place I've ever seen people claim vanilla porn as a negative thing.

>> No.12818225

>>12818221
Why and how would anyone here be having sex 24/7?

>> No.12818226

>>12818221
>Not having a Libido that could power Vegas

>> No.12818247

>>12818226
>Libido that could power Vegas

>POWER, I NEED MORE POWER
>Good luck chump. Only place with power for a hundred miles is Vegas
>Las Vegas, small city in the Nevada desert: location xxL by xxL. There is no way you can defeat the superior computing power of my massive 56 kb processor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K_QcctBftY

>> No.12818253
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>>12818224
I can suggest a thing or two

>> No.12818312

>>12818253
Would Kotomine keep Oomukade and Cyclops locked up in his basement?

>> No.12818388

>>12817543
I admire the work Mithril put into sculpting Minte's ass.

>> No.12818391

>>12817959
I've always had an affinity for masochists.

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>>12818391
Anon, could it be that you are a... bully?

>> No.12818399

>>12817959
Motherfucker don't you involve my fetish in this!

Would Kunoichi like bondage?

>> No.12818400

>>12818398
I'm more of a femdomfag honestly.

>> No.12818402

>>12818400
Then you are in good company.
>>12818399
>my fetish
You wouldn't by chance happen to be a writefag just itching to explore this fetish, could you? Because that would be fun.
And yes, Kunoichi is Japanese, of course she loves shibari.

>> No.12818403

>>12818398

>"What? You're not scared of head pats, are you?"
>"Too bad, kid. You're getting some head pats and you're gonna like it!"
>"Don't even try to resist, cause I'm gonna use BOTH my hands!"

>> No.12818404

>>12815107
>No alp kaworu.

These angels look like something you would battle from MGQ, would still bone though.

>> No.12818405

>>12818402
God no I'm not a writefag, and if I tried to write I think this entire thread would commit suicide.

>> No.12818406

>>12818398
I want a goat girl to let me wax her horns

>> No.12818407
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>>12818404
Thomas is the one who drew them after all.

>> No.12818413

>>12817219
Humans, I hate humanity but I would still fight for it.
That said, I wouldn't mistreat MGs harshly and I would root for equality between the two species.

>> No.12818417

>>12818413
>equality
You want equity, not equality.

>> No.12818421

>>12818407
She's hot. I bet her voice is FUCKING POWERFUL.
>>12818405
Shame that. That stuff would be so nice... and I'm not writing it because I've got other things to do.

>> No.12818425

>>12818225
What if you rented a hooker in an MG costume for 24/7?

>> No.12818434

>>12817219
I would fight against monsters, lose, and get war-raped.

I want to get passed around an MG barracks like a piece of meat, ogres and lizardgirls laughing at how the humanboy isn't so brave and tough when he's being squeezed dry between their hot, toned thighs

>> No.12818439

>>12818434
You're the worst kind of person. You gonna get loved a lot. I bet one of them will take you home as war-booty.

>> No.12818440

>>12818425
Your average /mgg/ poster has too little dolla and too much spagetti for that kind of misadventure, anon. I sure know that fits me.

>> No.12818446

>>12817219
I go full luka
Hora's hopefully not included

>> No.12818447

>>12818439
Hehe.

You said booty.

>> No.12818449

>>12818447
At least I didn't say anything about plunder, so no closeted Alps are going to throw a hissy-fit.

>> No.12818450

>>12818440
You may be right. I still think a prostitute would do justice to a succuslut's character if she was given enough dosh for it
.

>> No.12818451

>>12817235
>Edgiest greentext known to mankind
>Implying that is even remotely what life would end up like if monsters win

>> No.12818453

>>12818449
Wait what about plunder?

Is that like a pegging term?

>> No.12818454

>>12817266
>treating you nicely
>in a dystopia
>>12817219
Humans.
>>12817252
>implying you won't be given the M.E.H. version of link related
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RewardedAsATraitorDeserves
(i.e. http://www.literotica.com/s/trent-the-traitor))
>>12817459
>>12818417
I like these niggas' style.

>> No.12818456

>>12818449

"Take you home as plunder" works fine in a sentence anon.

>> No.12818457

>>12818453
No, it was a pirate joke somebody made, then an autistic faggot decided it meant pegging and proceeded to bitch about it for three days straight.

>> No.12818458

>>12817235
>>12818451
What oomukade greentxt are you guys talking about?
The proactive oomukade one?

>> No.12818460

>>12817292
I laughed.

>> No.12818461

>>12818451

Is there any other representation of it apart from that greentext?

>> No.12818462

>>12818451
>>12818454
In a dystopia, wouldn't it be more logical if higher classed Monstergirls ruled over humans AND "lesser" monstergirls?

>> No.12818463

>>12818456
That's not what I was talking about though.

>> No.12818465

>>12818457
Wow, that sounds dumb.

Pirate jokes are shit too.

>> No.12818466

>>12818457

Not even a joke. It doesn't make sense in a sentence except one way. If it was like you said it would read as loot your loot or plunder your plunder, which just sounds retarded.

Why am I even responding to this bait? I have better things to do. Enjoy your shitstorm because you're still so butthurt you had to bring it up again.

>> No.12818467

>>12818458
The one where humans are, at best, second-class citizens and it is illegal for men to say no to monsters. An oomukade demands some young punk date her. He refuses. She calls the cops on him.

>> No.12818469

>>12818466
But "plunder your booty" has been used as a pirate joke since times immemorial. It's not supposed to make sense.
>you're still so butthurt
But I wasn't even involved in it.

>> No.12818471

>>12818467
Wow, seems like a masochist's ideal world. I can relate though because I'm a switch. Was this on the last thread?

>> No.12818473

>>12817394
>The thing in charge of this place is just a entity made of pure schadenfreude.
Ain't that the truth

>> No.12818481

>>12818469
>"plunder your booty" has been used as a buttpirate joke since time immemorial

FTFY

>> No.12818482

>>12818481
Do you want to go to Unlce Alp's and talk about this further?

>> No.12818486

>>12818482
What the fuck is Uncle Alp's?

>> No.12818487

>>12818486
I imagine it's a club where closeted phase 1 Alps who see buttsex innuendo everywhere can mingle freely and safely.

>> No.12818491

>>12818486

Some guy in a Hawaiian shirt and an ascot with an animal sanctuary and some gimp he keeps around in full leather.

>> No.12818492

>>12818471
It was multiple weeks ago. No idea what the date was, or anything.

>> No.12818523
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12818523

What makes a hero, /mgt/?

>> No.12818526

>>12818523
The ability to not get rape instantly.

A chance of fighting.

>> No.12818528

>>12818523
A slice of pita filled with chunks of meat and roughage.

>> No.12818532

>>12818523

There are no heroes in war, Walker.

>> No.12818535
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>>12818523
No clue.

>> No.12818537

>>12818528

So then gyros save the world?

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>>12818535

>> No.12818569

>>12818535
>>12818562
Office Lady Cyclops at Diamond Dicks' base, doing paperwork?

>> No.12818570

>>12818562

Urge to hug and cuddle rising.

>> No.12818595

>>12818570
But Anon..
Cyclops a shit.

>> No.12818621

>>12818595

Come on, mang. They're not even my favorite kind of monstergirl, but their cuteness is undeniable.

They're literally begging for cuddles with that usually insecure and introvert personality of theirs.

And if the situation calls for some teasing, I'll gladly sneak up behind a Cyclops girl and mercilessly tickle her sides until she submits.

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>>12818402
>Kunoichi
>loves shibari
>She ties you up so you can't move an inch
>Caressing your chest from behind with one hand
>While slowly stroking your dick with the other, sending you to the edge as man y times as she can get you to moan for release
>She Ufufu~'s into your ear every now and then, whispering dirty sweet-nothings to you while she does all this


I'd do it.
Or did you mean she loves to tie herself up?

>> No.12818635

>>12818621
You might as well cuddle a human woman, you perv.

>> No.12818638

>>12818622
I'm going to assume she loves every form of it and practices on herself and others with the same devotion she puts into her martial arts skills.
But I'd prefer the first. I'm weak against ufufu.

>> No.12818645

You should pet your monster girl waifu
even if she isn't a species that requires petting

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>>12818645
>You wish to do WHAT to me?

>> No.12818650

>>12818622
What happens if you manage to rip the mask off while she tied you up?

God I want a Kunoichi waifu

>> No.12818652

>>12818650
>removing her mask when you're incapacitated
She would me so ashamed of her carelessness and her freckles she would only have sex with you doggy style from there on out.
Of course, she didn't take into account the mirror...

>> No.12818655

>>12818635

I dunno, man. I just want to give a cyclops girl a surprise hug, and laugh heartily asm the confused monoeye mumbles something about how I should be bullying her instead of cuddling with her, before eventually giving in and hesitantly hugging me back, shoving her face into my chest. Is that so wrong?

>> No.12818658

>>12818648
>"Are you fucking deaf? Get over here stupid."

>> No.12818659

>>12818655
You are the worst kind of scum I can imagine.

Good day sir!

>> No.12818662

>>12818655
Yes. You are a filthy pervert and you deserve nothing more than being saddled with a Cyclops waifu.

>> No.12818665
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>>12818648
I want to give you spirit energy sufficient enough to repair your damaged wings back to the beautiful perfection they once were.

>> No.12818669

>>12818652
That's just cruel, but I'd probably still do it.

I'd also take pictures of myself cuddling and kissing her without her mask while she sleeps

>> No.12818675

>>12818665

Don't get your feathers ruffled, from those injuries they only winged her. I agree with you though, I'd totally do that bird. Anyway, I have to fly. I've got a busy day ahead of me. I'll be running about like a headless chicken no doubt.

>> No.12818681

>>12818675
Charon, if you want hobo dick just ASK for them.

>> No.12818684

>>12818681
Charon and hobos fit so well with each other. You know what they say: birds of a feather flock together.

>> No.12818685

>>12818684
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!

>> No.12818697

>>12818684
>>12818685

You bird brains don't get it, I don't like hobos. I find their manners to be foul and they're always peck-ish, so nest assured they'll eat everything in your house. For the dove of god, wren will you idiots stop swan-ning into the threads and accusing me of sucking Hobo duck?

>> No.12818698

>>12818697
>to be foul
>not fowl
You're not Charon at all, are you?

>> No.12818700

>>12818698
An imposter! A cuckoo midst true eggs!

>> No.12818701

>>12818697
I swear to god Charon I will carefully wrap your braid around my hand as I fuck your stupid cute butt.

>> No.12818703

>>12818700
>a cuckoo
>leaving any other eggs in the nest at all
You're not an ornithologist either.

>> No.12818706

>>12818703
Freshly hatched. Give it a few minutes. Lawdy.

>> No.12818710

>>12818706
Well then let me riddle you this:
If the cuckoo won't caw, what will you do?

>> No.12818715

>>12818701

That really isn't my style. I'd like you cut out giving me these indecent proposals from hair on, so shave yourself from embarrassment and just grow out of it, yes? Sorry to be so short with you, but i'm not the kind of girl who beats around the brush.

>> No.12818719

>>12818710
A riddle won't save your face. You've already cocked up, so quit crowing.

>> No.12818720

>>12818719
Stop running your mouth and use it on my pecker instead.

>> No.12818732

>>12818720

I'm not that kind of chick. You'll find I'm eggs-actily the opposite, I prefer true gentle-hen, the kind of man who pays the bill after a date. Only then will I take a gander at your pecker.

>> No.12818738

>>12818732
Oh yeah? Well if you like birds that much, I'mma go duck on your ass. By which I mean rape. Pun time is over.

>> No.12818747
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12818747

Sure, working as a Bunny Boy can mean big bucks, but most MGs will treat you as little more than a prostitute.
Is the money worth it?

>> No.12818753

>>12818738

With quack-pots like you around it's no wonder why so many people migrate from this thread. You should get laid, why don't you leave me alone and hatch a plan for that instead?

>> No.12818757

>>12818747
>Not wearing something that's an odd fusion of Chippendales and Paladin attire.

>> No.12818758

>>12818747
I'm a slut, so there's nothing wrong with being treated like one.

>> No.12818759

Hey guys I didn't sleep much and am more tired than when I ended the last kuso CYOA. Should I continue now or wait?

>> No.12818760

>>12818759
I don't think CYOAs are welcome at this time. Better give it time.

>> No.12818762

>>12818747
M-Maybe one of them will fall in love with me.

>> No.12818767

What's a good monster religion for a lazy guy like me?

>> No.12818770

>>12818767
Hathoritism. All you gotta do is drink milk, an occasionally do you-know-what.

>> No.12818775

>>12818770
Touch the cow?

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>>12818775
Do it now!

>> No.12818781

>>12818778
But I don't want to touch cows.

They're assholes.

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>>12818767
You're probably fine with anything except Ares; she's the only one that sorta requires males to be anything other than cumpumps. Ryu water faith might also be a stretch as you may be called upon to have vigorous sex for three days straight in a cloud somewhere.
I guess the best would probably be snake cultism. Then you can be one of the humanboys that gets tied to an altar and raped constantly for a decade to power up the run-of-the-mill snakes they use for rituals.

>> No.12818783

>>12818757
Paladin-themed undergarments would probably be MGC Chippendale's uniform. Bad girls love good boys and all.

>> No.12818788

>>12818783

>TFW real chainmail leggings were held up like women's stockings on a garter belt

You don't even need to invent anything new, just peel off a few layers of real armor.

>> No.12818789

>>12818778
I'd touch her with my cattle prod, if you know what I mean.

>> No.12818800

>>12818789
Bully-wully.

>> No.12818803

>>12818767

Not sure about monster religions, but people are pretty chill here at ye good ol' Christian church. Priest-kun doesn't force us to do anything, it's all up for the followers to choose, and he's cool with it. The Angel girls that work here are pretty friendly and are always giving us important advices on everything, as if they were some kind of mother figure to the followers, they're just bit clingy, but that ain't that much of an issue. Everyone's family here.

Feel free to join us, mang. Just let me know if you're interested so we can get you your complimentary hammock all set up for some chill time.

>> No.12818804
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12818804

What do you say? Come on in? Enjoy some sake? Not too embarrassed to be seen with a slimy salamander like me?

>> No.12818809

>>12818803
>Christian church
>where they teach all Monsters are demons and evil and deserve eternal hellfire
Not falling for that.

>> No.12818812

>>12818800
Can you imagine it? Slowly teasing around her entrance, lightly tracing her labia as her wide hips wiggle with need.

She look back at you, face red as she gives you a pleading look, eyes slightly wet as she begs you to put it in.

The nipples of her massive breasts hardened due to your teasing.

Then you will put it in her, jamming it in to her sodden folds. You entrance alone causing her to give a moan which melds into a moo as an orgasm crashes through her, only intensifying with you thrusts.

>> No.12818813

>>12818809

Nah, you're thinking of The Order's church. Those weirdos spouting random gibberish about purging shit while wearing armor all the time. We ain't got nothing to do with them.

>> No.12818817

>>12818804
>Slimey
Count me the fuck in.

>> No.12818818

>>12818813
I've met Christians, you're not going to fool me. I'm keeping my waifu and kids far away from you, you bunch of cannibals.

>> No.12818819

>>12818804
>Sake
All you needed was the hotspring, sweetheart.

>> No.12818822

>>12818804

Sure, why not. Guess some sake won't kill anyone.

>> No.12818824

>>12818804
>slimy
That bitch must feel soooo goood~

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>>12818809

All living things are capable of feeling God's love if they only accept it, anon.

Also, please consider becoming clergy. Celibacy is the highest form of sexual morality.

>> No.12818826

>>12818825
> Celibacy is the highest form of sexual morality.
This sentence alone means you should be shunned and feared.

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>>12818825

>> No.12818832

>>12818818

Alright, alright, it's your choice, mang. I'm too tired to argue right now, so I'll just go take a nap or something.

We ain't no cannibals, though. That's wrong and gross.

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>>12818813
> weirdos spouting random gibberish about purging shit while wearing armor all the time
Give it a try, Hero, you might find it suits you

>> No.12818839

>>12818832
>We ain't no cannibals
What about eating the Body of Christ? Vore ain't cool man!
>>12818833
Alright, let's do this. LEEEROOOYYYY JEEENKINS~!
...holy shit, this is great!

>> No.12818842

>>12818832
>We ain't no cannibals, though. That's wrong and gross.
He's being an ass about the body of Christ communion stuff, which was argued to death back in the Catholic Orthodox war, just like the fractional divinity of Christ.

>> No.12818843

>>12818833

Follower of Priest-kun here, you Orderfags give us a bad name with your purging bullshit. Leave us alone.

>> No.12818844

>>12818833
You know what?

No...

I am going to do the exact opposite.

I am going to go DEEEEP into a demon realm. Gather the most magically powerful components I can and create a team of three familiars, dedicated to protecting the demon realm from you Illias.

These little monster girls will be dedicate to fighting celibacy and the forces of ORDER!

>> No.12818846

>>12818844
And they shall be called...?

>> No.12818852

>>12818846
Lust, Debauchery and Pettan. The three horselolis of sex.

>> No.12818854

>>12818852
>Pettan
My sides anon.

>> No.12818856

>>12818854
You should be pettan the head, not the sides

>> No.12818857

>>12818856
You're supposed to pettan the chest, onii-chan.

>> No.12818859

>>12818856
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan~

>> No.12818861

>>12818857
It's gotta be the head, that way I can scratch behind their ears at the same time.

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>> No.12818867
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>>12818844

>Not being celibate
>Not having a chaste marriage with your one, true soul mate

>> No.12818869

>>12818833
sounds like a subset of JRPGitis
you should probably get that checked out

>> No.12818871

>>12818867
>no sex, ever
Nature endowed us with genitalia for a reason. Nature also decreed, in its infinite wisdom, that their use should be pleasurable. It is unnatural to go against this.

>> No.12818873

>>12818852
>The three horselolis of sex.
So they're Familiars with a horses/centaurs/nighmares as a base? How would that even look?

>> No.12818874

>>12818867
Bitch, I just made little girls with (magical) SCIENCE!

I had kids and kept my V card. Now to just raise them so they can use their powers wisely and find their own loves.

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>>12818866
Those are some delightfully plump thighs.

>> No.12818876

>>12818871

Nature also endowed us with a brain and with reason. It endowed us with the ability to go against it.

Many horrible things are natural. Many wonderful things are unnatural. The romantic connection with your partner will be far greater than perceived sexual pleasure.

>> No.12818877

>>12818875
So why are plump thighs so good?

>> No.12818878

>>12818873
Ridiculous. The horses would be so big you could barely see the riders behind their necks. Still, it'd be cute.

>> No.12818879

>>12818871
Using a typographical interface to submit data packets to an interlinked global network of copper and silicon is not the proper context in which to decry "unnatural" activities.

>> No.12818880

>>12818877
Enhanced leg-locking, and it also leads into a plump derriere.

>> No.12818882

>>12818873
Oh, and he said familiars, not chimeras so the girls themselves wouldn't need any horsey bits.

>> No.12818885

>>12818876
>It endowed us with the ability to go against it
But what reason is there to do so?
>>12818879
I wouldn't say there's nothing unnatural about any of that. It's a computer's nature to do these things, is it not?

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>>12818878
>>12818882
Oh, alright, I had pic-related in mind the entire time.

>> No.12818888

>>12818846
Ann, Anne, and Annie

>> No.12818891

>>12818888
Nice, but I was thinking more of a team name.

>> No.12818894

>>12818887
That's cute.

I wanna bully her until she runs home to cry herself to sleep.

>> No.12818895

>>12818885
>But what reason is there to do so?

Because to resist sexual indulgence is to embrace discipline and a commitment to others.

You can indulge in sex for your own sake. Or you can reject it for the sake of others. Without having sex, imagine how much more you can do. Imagine the fatherless monstergirl orphans, poor and starving and huddled for warmth.

Celibacy is a personal sacrifice of a selfish pleasure with regard to the pursuit of the betterment of others.

>> No.12818896

>>12818887
Such a cutie.

>> No.12818898

>>12818891
Powerlust Girls?

>> No.12818899

>>12818895
>to embrace discipline and a commitment to others.
And why should this be more meaningful than sex?
>all sex results in children
No it doesn't. I can have sex all I want without ever making more children and I can still adopt any orphans I can afford to care for. Are you dumb?

>> No.12818900

>>12818885

>But what reason is there to do so?

If you don't have the will to control your sexual urges and blindly give in to lust at the sightest stimuli every single time, you'd be no different than, let's say, an animal following its instincts.

If that's what you want, why even have a brain at this point?

>> No.12818904

>>12818760

Mostly thanks to a certain someone and his ego.

>> No.12818905

>>12818899
>And why should this be more meaningful than sex?

Because sex only helps yourself. Commitment to others helps many. Numerically, objectively, quantitatively it is more meaningful.

>I can have sex all I want without ever making more children

But you will always waste time with the pursuit of personal hedonism.

Don't pretend you're noble for choosing yourself over others.

>> No.12818906

>>12815688
i thought a girl i didn't know was bullying me after she mentioned how her blowing on the same horn i just used was like a second hand kiss.


when i was 15

>> No.12818908

>>12818652
>freckles
This nigga has taste.

>> No.12818909

Is it possible to worship the Fallen God at home?

I want to trick the local church into getting free Dark Priest pussy

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>>12818894

>> No.12818911

>>12818900
>an animal following its instincts
I am an animal following my instincts. So are you. Pretending to be any different is bad for your mental well being.
>blindly give in to lust at the sightest stimuli every single time
Wow, you really see things on some black and white terms? It's either all or nothing with you, isn't it?
>>12818905
>choosing yourself over others
Oh yes, because when I'm performing cunnilingus, I'm the one getting pleasure from it. Sex takes two parties at least, you know?

>> No.12818912

>>12818910
Because If I'm lucky she has a nee-san.

I'll bully her too, because nee-san a shit

>> No.12818917

>>12818911
>Oh yes, because when I'm performing cunnilingus, I'm the one getting pleasure from it. Sex takes two parties at least, you know?

Pleasure for two?

Or relief for hundreds? Even thousands?

The pursuit of sexual pleasure is always a selfish one that ignores the pleading masses.

You may be sexually active and remain a moral person. But you will never be as moral as you can be without being celibate.

>I am an animal following my instincts. So are you. Pretending to be any different is bad for your mental well being.

Embracing primitive, barbaric concepts like this only inhibits our progress as a species. Reason before instinct.

>> No.12818920

>>12818912
You're shit.

>> No.12818921

>>12818917
>Or relief for hundreds? Even thousands?
How the hell does me not having sex do this?
>barbaric concepts
No, it's barbaric to pretend you're NOT an animal. You are.

>> No.12818924

>>12818912
>nee-san a shit
You a shit.

>> No.12818925

>>12816949
what do you think is the reason she put them there?

>> No.12818928

>>12818921
>How the hell does me not having sex do this?

The less sex you have, the more disciplined you are. The more productive you can be. The more good you can do.

Don't waste time on hedonism. Spend it on productivity.

>No, it's barbaric to pretend you're NOT an animal.

Untrue. Allegiance to instinct and animal magnetism is a primitive notion that existed before the age of reason.

We're better than that. We can move beyond it. Don't be complacent. Better yourself. You're free to choose your own path, but don't delude yourself into thinking that it is the moral path.

>> No.12818930

>>12818911

>I am an animal following my instincts. So are you.

Sapience says otherwise. Sure, we are subject to our instincts, but that doesn't mean we can't resist them. We were given shit like feelings and ethics, things that makes us different from wild animals and all.

>Wow, you really see things on some black and white terms? It's either all or nothing with you, isn't it?

Given how these threads are mostly about dicking everything, I'd say I was inclined to come to this conclusion on this particular matter. Can you really blame for it?

>> No.12818932

>>12818928
>The more productive
No, the less sex I have, the more pent up I get, and the less I can concentrate. If someone goes hungry, do you tell them to eat less and grow more disciplined? Do you use the same philosophy to get people to survive with less sleep? To hold in their shits?
>Better yourself
No amount of this is ever going to make you anything other than an animal. Humans are animals. Saying a human is not an animal is like saying a rose is not a plant.

>> No.12818934

>>12818930
>Can you really blame for it?
Yes. If you only look at things as being one extreme or the other, you're an idiot.
>b-but others do it!
Oh yeah? Fuck them.

>> No.12818938

>>12818932
>Humans are animals

SAPIENT animals. Sure, you can have sex whenever you want, but thinking it is the ultimate goal in life and that it should be priority over everything else is wrong. You're literally refusing to evolve into something bigger and better.

If all you can think about and care about is having sex, might as well just leave society and go live in the wild following nothing but your instincts or something. No offense, but that's kind of it.

>> No.12818944

>>12818938
>thinking it is the ultimate goal in life and that it should be priority over everything else is wrong
Why is it wrong? Is not life defined by the very fact that it reproduces?
Who are you to decide what meaning a person can give their life?
Personally I don't hold it as the "ultimate goal", but if someone does, such is their right.

>> No.12818948

>>12818925
Cold feet suck. But looking at that pic, it doesn't look like they'll be staying cold for long.

>> No.12818953

>>12818920
>>12818924
Big sisters are stupid.

>> No.12818959

>>12818944
>Why is it wrong?

Because it's unnecessary indulgence.

>Is not life defined by the very fact that it reproduces?

Why would it be? Life is defined by living.

>Who are you to decide what meaning a person can give their life?

It's all a personal choice. But logically, you can do more good with your life by being celibate.

It is their right. It is also my right to criticize it. A person has the right to waste their time. That doesn't make their time-wasting a moral thing to do.

>> No.12818961

>>12818953

>Not wanting a Werecat nee-san to buy loads of boxers for herself, since you banned her from using yours because she "likes the smell"
>Not wanting to have to avert your gaze every time she walks by in the morning, her tail coming out of the would-be crotch hole in the boxers
>She's wearing one of your pairs again, there's something different about her today
>You notice some translucent fluid dripping down between her legs
>She's in her seasonal estrus
>She sees you catching a peek
>There's no running from Neesan

>> No.12818965

>>12818959
>unnecessary indulgence
In your opinion.
>logically, you can do more good
Define good.
>time-wasting
Subjective again.
>Life is defined by living
Well, yeah. But life that does not self-replicate doesn't really work out.

>> No.12818974

>>12818944

Who are you to decide what meaning a person can give their life?

I didn't say you should stop indulging yourself with sex, in fact I said the exact opposite. All I'm saying is, to let sex have priority over everything else, like morals, logic, science, or even force of will, is detrimental to our evolution.

>"What? Work on the research to find the cure for cancer? To hell with that, I feel like fucking right now. Postpone it."

This is a very loose example of the bigger picture, but Imagine if this was socially acceptable.

>> No.12818977

>>12818948
Its a boyfriends job to warm his girls feet, with his dick.

>> No.12818984

>>12818974
Good point. Hell, I'm sure even Liches try to find the cure to STDs or some shit on their spare time at the least.

>> No.12818985

>>12818906
That's a pretty natural reaction. Hearing that come out of a 3DPD is never good, despite what you might think now about how much it's like your chinese cartoons.

>> No.12818986

>>12818953
Oneesans and imoutos are two very different creatures anon.

Apples and oranges.

>> No.12818988

>>12818974
>Imagine if this was socially acceptable
But it is?

>> No.12818993

>>12818977
Here I stand, waiting to do my duty.

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>>12818961

>> No.12818999

>>12818988

Refusing to do a job you've been tasked to do because you feel like staying home and having sex is socially acceptable?

>> No.12819001

>>12818985
Huh? How many people here actually reject 3D (MG or not)? I thought that was an /a/ thing, but even then there aren't truly that many people there who outright do not like 3D.

>> No.12819003

>>12818999
>a job you've been tasked to do
I got the impression you were talking about a situation before the research even started, my bad.

>> No.12819008

>>12818985
i didnt even watch anime 10 years ago.

also it was on a larp/medieveal event. i am pretty sure she liked me.

>> No.12819009

>>12819008
Well good fucking job MC-kun.

>> No.12819010

>>12819008
>>12819009

Lets nip this in the bud already.

>> No.12819011

>>12818993

i pity the boyfriends of dominant yuki onna's. They probably have to clench their teeth to endure the cold on their dick.

>> No.12819019

>>12819011
That's one of the few changes that are explicitly listed for incubi in MGE land (apart from biggus dickus): ones with hot/cold waifus get elemental resistance.
So not only can you sex your yukki-onna waifu in comfort, you can also take your sexy-times outside in the freezing blizzard and not, y'know, die.

>> No.12819021

>>12819019
>sex in a blizzard
Don't come on her face, you might lose her.

>> No.12819024

>>12814261
>10yo Lizardman
G-girls your age shouldn't be using such policies!

>> No.12819026

Are we ded yet?

>> No.12819028

>>12814261
> 30 year old akaname
I fucking hate this game

>> No.12819029

>>12819021
I don't get it. Does it have something to do with the actual folk tale? Because I'm not seeing it.

>> No.12819030

>>12819026
No, we're still on page 9.

>> No.12819033

>>12819029
The joke is if you're in a blizzard there's going to be lots of snow. Snow is white. Cum is also white. If you cum on her face she'll blend into the snow.

>> No.12819034

>>12819028
Come on now, Akaname's aren't even that bad, if incredibly mundane.

>> No.12819036

>>12819033
You can still see the rest of her body, can't you?

>> No.12819038

>>12819033
But she's already really pale white.

>> No.12819040

>>12819033
(not him) I thought you meant the cum would freeze mid-air and hit her in the eyes as icy little (or not so little) projectiles.

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>>12819038
Really?

>> No.12819044

>>12819036
Yes, but it's just a joke man, don't overthink it. You understand the spirit of it.

>>12819038
Then make sure to put something like a hunting vest on her, blaze orange really helps with safety.

>>12819040
I don't think even incubi cum with enough force that the hypothetical projectiles could hurt anyone.

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>>12819043
Sure. I'll delete this.

>> No.12819049

It's time for your monster daughteru to climb up the stairs for the first time!
How does it go?

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>>12819049
Messy

>> No.12819054

>>12819048
>That guys expression.
Something tells me that expression would be commonplace for men who are about to get husbando'd.

>> No.12819057

>>12819019
i dont have incubi in modern day cannon

>> No.12819058

>>12819054
Or, you know, when someone's about to get sent to heaven, in the bad way, like what the drawing is actually representing.

>> No.12819060

>>12819044
>I don't think even incubi cum with enough force that the hypothetical projectiles could hurt anyone.

Now I'm imagining ejaculation archery as a component of the Demon Realm Olympics.
Your waifu strokes; you fire!

>> No.12819061

>>12819058
Yeah, I figured that.

>> No.12819063

>>12818961
Werecats are cunts.

But nee-sans are even bigger cunts.

>> No.12819064

>>12819063
You can stop baiting now.

>> No.12819069

>>12819060
Well japan already has urinals with targets/pressure pads that measure how long, precise, and strong your piss stream is and makes it a game. Why not something like that? Your waifu jacks you off and these stats are recorded. Just make sure your waifu has good control so she doesn't try to drink it instead of letting it hit the target.

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>>12819063
Faggot.

>> No.12819076

>>12819071
So how long until that goes on until the MC stops being dense?

>> No.12819077

>>12819060
all this talk about incubi cum

http://exhentai.org/s/637d66f5bb/518595-9

what more properties could it hold ?

>> No.12819080

>>12819076
He's a shota it's not his fault.

>> No.12819082

>>12819080
So he can finally dick the nee-san when he gets a bit older?

>> No.12819085
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>>12819063

>Not wanting to fuck your werecat oneesan pregnant while she's in heat, since it's totally fine that it's you and not some other Tom in the neighborhood
>Not wanting to fuck her even more while she's preggers, tenderly from behind, pressing the base of her tail on her back to cause her to climax faster
>Not fucking her after childbirth and taking the other nipple as your kitten has the left breast
>Not having many many many kittens with your neesan

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>>12819082
At the start of puberty I suppose.
Not that exploratory sex is a bad thing.
>>12819085
Why not adopt a human boy so he'd know the joy of having many imoutos/onee-sans?

>> No.12819093

>>12819085
I mean, it doesn't even have to be a onee-sama.

>you will never be happy, at all
>nothing good will ever happen to you, ever
>you're going to be in despair, always

Yup, fuck everything.

>> No.12819095

>>12819085
Yeah, cause I totally want to fuck something that is related to the fucking species that nearly cut my eye out when I was a shota.

>> No.12819098

>>12819095

Then maybe you shouldn't have pissed the cat off, Anon

>> No.12819099

>>12819095
But cohabiting with a kitty might be perfect for you http://pastebin.com/AXFNjdUx

>> No.12819101

>>12819095
Hey, it's you again

>> No.12819102

>>12819093
>You will never live in an era where the internet didn't exist, that also has monstergirls in it.

>> No.12819103

>>12819098
>>12819095
Except actual animals aren't monstergirls and have nothing to do with them, unless you want to go all grimderp and make your monstergirls realistic.

>> No.12819105

>>12819103

I meant that as a RL cat, Sir.

You don't piss a cat off by messing with it when it's in a bitchy mood. Like that one "XD GIRL GAMER" CoD streamer that got her eye scratched by the cat and drew blood.

>> No.12819106

>>12818648
Healing time!

>> No.12819108

>>12819105
Well that makes sense. Still in an ideal MG world a catgirl would not hurt you.

>> No.12819110

>>12814261
27 year old

Kitsune

>> No.12819112

>>12819106
Yes please. I need healing. Now.

>> No.12819115

>>12819099
This one made me diamonds, although I never really knew how to interpret the Werecat as an actual cat or Werecat.

>> No.12819118

>>12819115
if I should interpret*

>> No.12819122

>>12819112
I will do it with her , sorry

>> No.12819124

>>12819085

I wonder how difficult it would be to live with an Onee-san that's just a year older than me and we're both past legal age. Having to tell her to behave whenever she attempted to get kinky with me would be kind of a bother. Yeah, incest is kind of taboo to me.

>> No.12819126

Hey /mgt/ I have the time and processing power to make one image of your liking super artsy with polygons and shit. I'm using an old evolution program to do it. Maybe you know of it. In any case pick one with good contrast and solid looking shapes. Those usually come out better.

>> No.12819128

>>12819124
step sister: legal
genetic relation : not happening

>> No.12819130

>>12819105
Hey I didn't mess with it.

It was just a crazy asshole, I must've walked into territory or some shit because it just ran up and started scratching, so because of that I'd be scared around anything cat-like.

>> No.12819132

>>12819124
>>12819128
But Anon, incest is wincest.

>> No.12819134

>>12819128
>Monstergirls
>Caring about that

>> No.12819136

>>12819115
You're supposed to interpret it like so http://g.e-hentai.org/g/270644/4021cdceb1/

>> No.12819137

You know thinking about it.
Noah was the greatest Monster Girl harem MC. He got two of EVERYTHING

>> No.12819140

>>12819132
I have a slight correction for you.

Twincest is Wincest.

>> No.12819141

>>12819140
The more, the merrier.

>> No.12819157

>>12819136
Why can't life be like that? Why is there no justice in the world?

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Someone deleted the finger the dark elf maid cyoa

>> No.12819167

>>12817923
He probably means the fact they wear black robes, allowing the semen to stand out more

>> No.12819173

You know nothing attracts a man to a woman more than seeing her with dried jizz on her hair and clothing

Think about what you are saying.

It is gross no matter how you spin it.
I do not see MGs doing something like that

>> No.12819184

>>12819167
No, he's right.

http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Mamono?display=page&sort=alphabetical

Look under "D" and the Dark Angel, Valkyrie, Elf, Priest; while the regular versions are all fair-skinned, the dark ones are all either brown or blue-skinned.

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>> No.12819191

>>12819185

Hm? Did you lose your contacts or something, dear?

>> No.12819196

>>12819185
I want to give her a hug.

>> No.12819203

>>12818866
Dick status: MUH

>> No.12819208

>>12819185
This artist makes some of the greatest and some of the worst stuff.

>> No.12819213

>>12819128
>not fucking your own flesh and blood

You disgust me.

>> No.12819216

>>12819213
>fucking your own flesh and blood
>You disgust me.

>> No.12819217

>>12819213

Defective offspring

>> No.12819218

>>12819217
Mamono magic.

>> No.12819220

>>12819216
>>12819213
You are both wrong.

>> No.12819224

>>12819217
Not even that much of an increased chance in generation 1. It's only continual inbreeding that makes it a problem. First generation inbreeding has the around the same chance for defective offspring as women who have babies in their mid-thirties.

>> No.12819228

>>12819173
> anon saying stupid shit while doppelganger potions exist

>> No.12819231

>>12819224
Still a chance. Good thing it's not real life and >>12819218

>> No.12819233

>>12819228
>anon saying stupid shit
Shocking..

>> No.12819234

>Busy as fuck, haven't been able to keep up with the threads
>Used LDRs blog to catch up on writefaggotry
>Bunch of new Lanternon shit
>All this HAPPENING
>Jen route is a go
>Amidst a fuck ton of TUMBLING DOWN
I keep trying to scream fuck yeah but it keeps coming out as a sad pathetic croak, send help.

>First time back in weeks
>Drop in during a daughteru dicking argument
I missed you stupid faggots.

>> No.12819237

>>12819220
What about?

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>>12819234
Welcome back, have an unfunny, badly edited picture as a gift.

>> No.12819241

>>12819231
>Still a chance.
There's always a chance of mutations and defects, no matter how well you optimize it. That's what drives evolution. But yeah, magic would fix it, in an MG world there is quite literally nothing ethically wrong with incest.

>> No.12819242

>>12819234

Welcome back, whoever you are you faget pls stay

>> No.12819244

>>12819234
While the rest of 4chan falls to pieces and dies around us we'll still be here, arguing about what is good and what is shit, what is ok to fuck and what isn't, and all the other bullshit day in and day out. We're isolated inside of an isolated board, we're not going anywhere or changing how we act for a long time.

>> No.12819246

>>12819237
It's a trick question, the answer is "Dick the waifu"

Anything else is incorrect.

>> No.12819248

>>12819239
Someone needs to change that last one to Druella riding the Paladin while he is chained to the bed.

>> No.12819249

>>12819248
I know, but I really didn't want to put anymore effort into this..

Sorry :(

>> No.12819253

>the defective offspring argument

There are no bad effects involving incest in MGE you fucking tards, and no one is talking about actual incest. Were you dropped on your heads a lot?

getting real tired of your shit.jpg

>inb4 muh morals
>muh taking advantage

>> No.12819261

>>12819248

Someone needs to change that last one to Druella riding the Paladin as they both fly out the window.

>> No.12819267

>>12819253
He's confusing headcanon and MGE canon.

Rule of thumb is that MGE canon is considered canon by default. Authors may deviate from this, but usually on a per-case basis. When we talk monster girls canon, MGE is presumed.

And by KC canon, daughteru incest is completely acceptable and even condoned by the wife.

>> No.12819270

>>12819239
> not throwing out the woman and the paladin

>> No.12819274

>>12819270
But how else would I rustle peoples jimmies?

>> No.12819276

>>12819267
Slight correction for you on the last point there anon.

It's not always condoned. The waifu may condone and help the daughteru fuck the fatheru, or she may compete with the daughteru, and try to usher her along to getting her own guy.

What she will not do, is criticize or find fault in her daughter for being attracted to her father in the first place.

>> No.12819279

>>12819276
Yeah, sorry, typo. Should have said "may even" be condoned.

>> No.12819283

>>12818648
Who is this anyway?

>> No.12819284

>>12819276
Still a win. Give them both kids and problem solved.

>> No.12819297

By monster law you can only marry your waifu after beating her in hand to hand combat
How do you fare?

>> No.12819300

>>12819297
I win by playing dirty. Pocket sand and what not.

>> No.12819303
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12819303

> Ara ara, you're standing under the mistletoe~

>> No.12819304

>>12819297
Depends on my opponent, but I suppose I stand a...'fighting' chance.

>> No.12819306

>>12819297
She's a wimpy nerd and so am I. This should be interesting.

>> No.12819308

>>12819303
>Ara ara
I can't see an Ushi-Oni saying that.

>> No.12819309

>>12819303
Burn the spider!

Save your pelvis!

>> No.12819312

>>12819303
So? What you going to do about it?

>> No.12819313

>>12819303
I take the door frame, rip it out of the wall and toss it away

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>>12819303

>Seal is off her eye

Fuck

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>>12819185

>> No.12819319

>>12819312

She'd probably take both of your hands by the wrists, hold them above your head, push you against the wall, and then lick your collarbone.

And then she'd smile, wink, and let you down, blue-balling you on purpose for later. It's only after watching "This Old House" by the fireplace with Hot Cocoa that she actually tenderly loves you into the carpet

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>>12819319
>push you against the wall, and then lick your collarbone

>> No.12819324

>>12819319
I am ok with this.

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>>12819126
2 hours late I know, but I want to see how this turns out.

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>>12819319
damn anon

>> No.12819338

>>12819319

>this old house

norm abrams gives me boner everytime

flannel fetish

>> No.12819339

>>12819319
>loves you into the carpet
I see what you did there.

>> No.12819341

>>12819315
I just realized that.

>> No.12819343

I'd like to be forced into celebrating Christmas with a thugdere Oni.

Then get drunk and fuck like rabbits on Christmas eve.

>> No.12819345

>>12819339

It's like the healing and cuddly version of "through the floor"

>> No.12819348

>>12819319
>She'd probably take both of your hands by the wrists, hold them above your head, push you against the wall, and then lick your collarbone.
That's the stuff anon, although I wonder if she can place a leg under my groin whilst doing so.

>> No.12819354

>>12819348

Nope.

Both pedipalps would slip between your thighs and force them ever so slightly apart.

>> No.12819358

Alright guys!

I want you to pick your 2 favorite MGs
You are not going combining them.
you get to have them both for some event coming up.

What two MGs do you pick?

I will post what the event is in about 15 minutes

>> No.12819360

>>12819358

> Hellhound & Ushi Oni

I'll just go ahead and call ahead to the hospital to let them know my pelvis will be broken again.

>> No.12819363

>>12819358
Arachne and Oomukade

>> No.12819364

>>12819358
Familiar and Jinko.

Let's see how this goes.

>> No.12819365

>>12819358
Dragon & Cheshire

>> No.12819366

>>12819358
Dark Valkyrie and Kunoichi.

>> No.12819371

>>12819358
Lizard
Anubis

>> No.12819372

>>12819325
>Ahh! That's the wrong hole!
Sorry, I can't really tell where I'm going here.

>> No.12819374

>>12819358
Holst and Slime.
Hopefully this isn't a bad choice.

>> No.12819376

>>12819363
Good taste.

>> No.12819380

>>12819358
Nightmare and Anubis.

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>>12819358
baphomet and ushi-oni

>> No.12819389

>>12819384
>Not going Lilim and Baphomet

It's like you don't even want a small/large breast fight to breakout.

>> No.12819390

>>12819358
Lamia and Ushi Oni.

>> No.12819393

>>12814095
i think i got a good one
from illinois
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Leanan_Sidhe

>> No.12819394

>>12819389

It wouldn't be a fight. The Lilim would just turn the Baphomet into a bra and wear her. Just like that one Order hero is now panties.

>> No.12819397

>>12819234

>Freaking out over the latest Lanternon update

Me too, it went in an unexpected direction. The lantern explanation was mostly obvious at this point, but Val's reactions to everything and his gradual refusal to deal with Mamono shit was awesome. Looking forward to the timeskip chapter now.

>> No.12819398

>>12819358
>Cheshire and Kikimora.

Oh boy.

>> No.12819399

>>12819358
Arachne and werewolf

>> No.12819400

>>12819394
I think thats a potion

Although now am I expecting them to try feeding each other the CC Cake and loli potions.

>> No.12819403

>>12819358

Werewolf and Lich

>> No.12819404

>>12819393
I still question whether or not KC's self-insert really does have a Leanan Sidhe waifu.

>> No.12819405

>>12819358
Crow Tengu and Amazon

>> No.12819410

>>12819404

End of World Guide one says yes.

>> No.12819411

>>12819404
It would make sense for a character that is an artist/scholar. And KC is a lolicon.

>> No.12819417

>>12819410
I thought it was ambiguous?

>>12819411
Indeed, that's why I think it's pretty likely.

>> No.12819418

>>12819404
My guess?

Yes.

A fairy is fine too

>> No.12819419
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>>12814261
27 year old elf
I won

>> No.12819421

>>12819358

Kitsune (doesn't matter between Inari and Youko honestly) and Werecat.

>> No.12819422

>>12819358

Alrighty, Have you picked your two MGs?

Well, the event is twofold.

You have to take them to your parents place for Christmas lunch/dinner.
How bad or good is this?

Secondly, later that day a fight breaks out with you and your 2 MGs on a team , yes a 3 person team, very much like sekirei or fate stay night, where you have to defeat the other teams to win.
Those that are defeated do not die, (magic) but do not get the main prize
How well does your team fare?

>> No.12819423

>>12819358
>Aphosis and Ushi Oni
Probably have them over for a family dinner and desert, then sing Christmas carols by the Christmas Tree until 12:00, then bid everyone a goodnight

>> No.12819426

>>12819422
Who are we fighting? Family members?

That's fucked up

>> No.12819427

>>12819422
>>12819360

My parents are dead so I guess we just have cuddle time at my place.

Pretty sure we win against all except lilims.

My pelvis still breaks.

>> No.12819428

>>12819422
>Parent's place for Christmas
But I don't go to my parent's for Christmas. I hate my dad.

I do however, have a couple of very nice aunts who host separate Christmas Meals. I'm sure all would go well, though Christmas Eve might be rather crowded...

And as for the fight? Anubis and Nightmare are both armed, and have some powerful magic skills at hand...I think we'd do alright.

>> No.12819431

>>12819397
>Best grill runs away because she can't handle MC's density right as it finally breaks away
Okay, this shit hits me right it the heart. Going back through the archive and finding out that the next chapter is after a SEVEN YEAR timeskip? That blew a fucking hole through my chest.

>> No.12819433

>>12819426
You are fighting the other mg teams listed above

>> No.12819435

>>12819422
(Familiar/Jinko)
My parent's are happy I found a girl/girls

But are concerned that I apparently am dating two of them (and that one doesn't look older than 13)

Assuming that I don't end up against the lilim/ushi combo, we will do ok as a mid-level team.

>> No.12819446

>>12819422
My parents would be more upset at me having 2 girlfriends than having a monster girlfriend. And we would probably lose any team combat game. Arachne waifu is too sweet and innocent to know how to fight, werewolfu would give it her all but she is too young to kick ass against the likes of jinkos and ushis.

>> No.12819447

>>12819422
The second part has your team going against the other mg teams listed above.

Sorry if I did not make this clear enough.

>> No.12819448

>>12819358

Hell Hound and Werewolf

>> No.12819449

>>12819422
>Dragon/Cheshire

Christmas is gonna be a warzone in itself, what with all the trolling and fighting. I didn't even want to go, but Chief god forbid anyone listens to me.

As for the fighting, I have one powerhouse and one trickster..should be fine I guess. As long as I don't fight two Tanks or some shit.

>> No.12819451

>>12819422

>bringing home a six foot tall werewolf and a magic throwing zombie to meet my religious mother

Well that went well.

>A powerful magic user and a competent fighter

I have a good balance here I guess, but the Baphomet and Ushi-Oni would probably win against us.

>> No.12819453

>>12819422
Your team can forfeit before the game breaks out.

First prize is just a coupon to a hot springs resort for 3 , and a chocolate Christmas cake

>> No.12819454

>>12819422
A lot of legs are gonna be involved in that fight. Either way, I'm screwed.

>> No.12819456

>>12819422
>Dark Valkyrie/Kunoichi
Well, the kunoichi would just eat in silence while the dark v. would probably try a footjob under the table.

As for the fight, I think I have a pretty good chance of winning if we don't have to fight against any Lilim or Ushi-Oni.

>> No.12819460

>>12819453
However , they feel kind of bad, so they decide to give everyone a chocolate Christmas cake.

>> No.12819461

I think the ushi-oni and hell hound or the ushi-oni and baphomet team would win this competition. Maybe it would come down to which anon is competent in a fight between those two teams.

>> No.12819469

I wonder if it should have been a free for all, so you could make teams of teams .

hmmm

>> No.12819473

>>12819422
>Kunoichi and Cheshire.

Cheshire would try to do multiple lewd acts with me while I bully the Kunoichi.

>> No.12819475

>>12819461
I dunno, raw strength/magic power isn't everything.

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>receive a box from UPS/FEDEX/Whatever

>It's an MG! But she's only a foot tall!

what do?

>> No.12819480

>>12819479
>Fedex
She'd die before the 37th transfer

>> No.12819481

>>12819422
So a loner birdwoman who collects stories, and a 7 foot tall warrior woman who think that men are to be protected. Christmas will be awkward at best. As for the fighting, the crow tengu might want to stay out of it unless she was some magic or martial arts skills

>> No.12819482

>>12819475
It counts for a heck of a lot. Especially in a fair fight. If this is a tournament in an arena then they would have a pretty big advantage. If it was a more loose competition like "there are 10 other teams scattered in this city, you have 1 week to eliminate them" then monsters like kunoichi would get to shine much more. Arachnes are much more dangerous when they can make traps and attack with the element of surprise.

>> No.12819483

Spoil the holy hell out of her!
Take her with me everywhere.
Let her go nuts at a doll clothing store

>> No.12819486

>>12819482
Well sure, but unless we talk DBZ power level nonsense, there are way more factors to consider.

>> No.12819488

>>12819325
I'll see what I can do for you anon.

>> No.12819490

>>12819479
If that is the only way I am ever going to get a MG, I would still be happy and love her forever.

>> No.12819493

>>12819483
was meant for this
>>12819479

>> No.12819495

>>12819283
something something Rance. google it yourself or go ask alicesoft general in vg

>> No.12819496

>>12819476
>League of Legends.
Shiggy diggy doo.

>> No.12819501

So of the anons in the competition, how many of you could actually contribute something to the fight? Or would we all just be dead weight cheering on our waifus while they fight?

>> No.12819504

>>12819501
Better hope you took magic classes, or know your way around a weapon..

>> No.12819511

>>12819504

i know how to use muh nugget

inb4 /k/ go home

>> No.12819513

>>12819501
Are guns allowed?

>> No.12819515

>>12819488
Awesome.

>> No.12819518

>>12819501
Screw the sidelines. If a man can't fight along with his Beloved, then he ain't a man at all.

>> No.12819520

>>12819511
Git gud.

>> No.12819521

>>12819501

I'd be fucked. I'm a pussy who fears violence, so I'd spend the fight hiding in a bush or something.

>> No.12819523

>>12819515
Be patient though, the process takes at least a few hours if not days to make an image of good resemblance.

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>>12819496

>> No.12819525

>>12819501
I can hold my own in a fight and am in shape BUT don't know how to use a gun or own one and seem to have hit my limit musclewise.

So I am kind of SOL unless I ambush a guy

>> No.12819527

>>12819518
>Fighting in a battle alongside monsters which have steel claws, strength of a dumptruck, mind control, unparalleled agility, etc.

>> No.12819529

>>12819527
He never said it was a smart idea.

>> No.12819530

>>12819501
I can operate a gun and throw knives with fairly good accuracy, but anyone who has practiced a bit more would beat me easily. I'm also out of shape these days. I guess I could teach beginners with operating firearms.

>> No.12819531

>>12819527
They'll be gentle. They don't want to break you.

>> No.12819533

>>12819504
I can shoot well enough if that is allowed, which it likely wouldn't be in a fair fight.

I think I could beat up any monster who's schtick isn't being a strong physical fighter. Like most of the magical ones, assuming I don't get magicked before I close the distance. I could maybe take a catgirl or an elf.

>> No.12819536

>>12819518

I can fight alongside my waifu anytime, but do we really gotta do this? Fighting is pointless. I'd rather sleep.

>> No.12819538

>>12819527
Their claws aren't steel. They are mamono realm silver. So when they eviscerate you, you don't die. You just cream your jeans and fall asleep with a dumb look on your face.

>> No.12819539

>>12818909
What do you mean trick into free dark priest pussy? Just go and ask the church or even a random one you may find on the street. They'll be sure to oblige you.

>> No.12819543

>>12819533

>thinking you could beat up a magic monster

The reason they lack physical strength is because they don't need it in the first place. It would be saner to pick a fight with an Oni than a magic user.

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>>12819523
But it is on the way.

>> No.12819548

>>12819543
Yea but they have spent the last hundred years studying ways to have magic sex, not fight battles.

>> No.12819549
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Swiggity swoogity frog girl booty

>> No.12819553

>>12819549
>hypnotoad as a MG

>> No.12819554

>>12819549

Oh my fucking god you can't be serious

I'm not saying it's bad, it's just kind of funny. I liked it though.

>> No.12819555

>>12819548

A valid point for Lich, she has the most one track mind of all magic users from the profiles, but the others are meant to be pretty tough. Baphomets especially.

>> No.12819558

>>12819549
>CYOAs are being kill
>Trader Anon will never give us more of his big booty Frog Girl.
What have we done to deserve this?

>> No.12819559

>>12819549
Frog girls are awesome. Why does KC not have a frog girl?

>> No.12819563

>>12819558
That fat girl which crayonfag drew for trader-anon's cyoa was the frog girl? I thought it was a cow or something

>> No.12819566

Wait a second here. Is Nyanon's CYOA done as well?

>> No.12819567

>>12819559

Something something fertilizing her eggs with your milt something mucus covered something KC is is too beta to handle 36" maximum length tongue

>> No.12819568

>>12819563
No that WAS a cow, that was from a Different CYOA from Trader Anon.
I'm talking about his current one that has a big booty frog

>> No.12819572

>>12819568
Got a link to that old one? I guess I missed it, and I suck at google.

>> No.12819582

>>12819422
Ushi-oni bapho combo
i got two of the physically strongest ond one a caster. Im set

>> No.12819583

>>12819572
Sorry, have to ask him when he's around, and given how he hasn't written Gamer Gazer in this thread I say he's not.
He has a pastebin but for some reason it's not in the master list.

>> No.12819587

>>12819547
I look forward to it.

>> No.12819590

>>12819558

>all CYOAs are being kill

It will be interesting to see if Nyanons will be allowed when he returns and have a bad feeling that it will be.

>> No.12819596

>>12819558

What happened to CYOAs?

>> No.12819599

>>12819596
One of them got deleted because it had no monster girls in it. I doubt CYOAs are kill.

>> No.12819600

>>12819596

Somebody unleashed the horde of Roombas on Janet and now she's out for blood.

>> No.12819603

>>12819596
probably all of the write-fags are disappearing because holidays

>> No.12819605

>>12819599
No someone else's got deleted too and it was MG centric.

>> No.12819607

>>12819599
I dunno. I'm seeing one that got deleted that definitely had monsters in it, the succubus college one. Was it collateral damage?

>> No.12819608

>>12819603

Some of them disappeared long before December started though. Are we scaring them off?

>> No.12819611

>>12819605
>>12819607
Maybe I am wrong. I would hate to see something fun get flushed away. When done properly the CYOAs can be a great time.

>> No.12819615

>>12819608

I'm still here. As if that matters.

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>>12819608
I've surmised that 3D life, and school may have had something to their "deaths" and "disappearances".

I wouldn't mind if the least-social writefags would write and present more stuff.

>> No.12819622

>>12819615
You probably matter unless you're alp in which case stop fucking begging for attention and go delete your stories in a fit again.

>> No.12819625

>>12819619
That is a cutie.

>> No.12819629

Now for one of the dumber "pick an MG" kind of thing:
Your top 5 MGs now have the attributes of the DK crew. How well does that turn out? Note: Your numbering affects their added attributes; for example, the first will be given Donkey Kong's, second with Tiny, and so on.

>> No.12819634

>>12819629
These things are getting elaborate

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>>12819625
Harpies, Werecats, and the Undead are my favorite monstergirl species after all.
>>12819629
>Now for one of the dumber "pick an MG" kind of thing
No, I think we're good, Anon.

>> No.12819637

>>12819622

I am he who inhabits the uncanny valley of not being forgotten, and actually having shit expected to be made.

Work sucks.

Especially tomorrow. Fucking hospital inventories

>> No.12819640

>>12819629
I don't know shit about the DK crew

>> No.12819647

>>12819637
>Bollocks
>writing

>> No.12819648

>>12819640
I realized that some people wouldn't know after posting. So, here's the song to help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcP91tQ4ZSM

>> No.12819649

What would be easier to teach, high school age monster girls or middle school age monster girls?

>> No.12819655

>>12819649
I think monstergirls would be pretty much unteachable by a human male after puberty or whenever they start looking for a mate.

>> No.12819657

>>12819655
Kindergarten

>> No.12819661

>>12819657
Meant for >>12819649

>> No.12819662

>>12819596

They're hopefully being moved to their proper place where there shitstorms can be contained within their own threads instead of shitting up another.

See:
>>>/tg/18669905
>>>/v/190263293

>> No.12819666

>>12818186
Hey this looks pretty hot, think it could be downloaded? I have something of an iron clad rule to never actually pay for faps. Am I a bad person?

>> No.12819667

>>12819647

I write and delete shit that doesn't fit personal faux standards more than you realize, good friend.

It's good practice for pretending to be anything other than an irrelevant internet writer who produces anything more than weird niche fetish smut stories.

>> No.12819671

>>12819667
I really liked your recent Manticore story.

>> No.12819677

So is it a good idea to delete CYOA posts after they're on for a while?

>> No.12819682

>>12819677
You can only delete so many posts at a time, and you have a 29 minute limit for each.

>> No.12819684

>>12819677

More like keep them on topic. The schizophrenia CYOA was less monstergirls and more paranoid ramblings.

>> No.12819705

>>12819677
>Deleting posts.
No, jesus christ, there is no upper limit. The only people who lose out when CYOA's flood the thread are the wankers who complain about having to scroll. Images, however, have a limit and are another story.

>> No.12819712

>>12819677

It's a good idea to do them in places other than in the main thread.

You have /tg/, Anonkun, and a whole slew of other chans that are specifically designed to accommodate the questing format. Not everyone wants to deal with having to scroll/filter past 200+ posts every thread because people insist on doing their CYOAs here.

> BUT DED THREAD
It's only "ded" because you are complaining instead of making OC.

> BUT YOU SCARED OFF ALL THE OC BY PUSHING AWAY CYOAS!
No anon. You being more toxic than a /ksg/ LoL Plat Tier player did that. CYOAs are not the OC backbone of the threads.

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comfy sheep

>> No.12819715

>>12819713
Weresheeps a qt.

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What's she fangirling about /mgg/?

>> No.12819719

>>12819716
Tragedy.

>> No.12819722

>>12819716
Being shit.

>> No.12819723

>>12819716
Drowning people

>> No.12819726

>>12819712
What this nigga said.

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>>12819716

>> No.12819742

So how does /jp/ celebrate christmas

I got my gun loaded already

>> No.12819748

>>12819742
by sitting there wallowing in self pitty

>> No.12819751

>>12819748
same

>> No.12819754

>>12819748
This

>> No.12819756

>>12819712

Pretty much everything said here. CYOAs are OC, but they're also really obnoxious and rarely any good. They have a habit of going on forever and flooding the thread with the same three or four responses to each new post. The last couple of days have been really nice without that long winded and generic CYOA sprouting up every other night.

>> No.12819759

>>12819748
>>12819751
>>12819754

I was from /a/ and we used to do
christmas with waifu

We have something like that here?

>> No.12819761

>>12819748
Bah, who needs christmas anyway? Buncha' nonsense if you ask me.

What? Who are you? No, fuck of with your ghost shit, I don't care.

>> No.12819770

>>12819761
As you can see here this faggot is trying
to be funny :3

>> No.12819771

>>12819761
Accept the ghost, love the ghost.

WOOWOO

>> No.12819772

>>12819727
pegging

>> No.12819774

>>12819759
I'd do christmas with MG waifu as long as it's imgured or another thread to not waste image replies

>> No.12819775

So we're finally getting B squad's backgrounds? Lala in the spotlight, followed by maybe figuring out what's so royal about Mero.

Perhaps Suu will be back as more than just the rape machine.

>> No.12819776

>>12819234
>Jen route
Who?

>Look up character page
>All I know is she's not Safiya
>She's a Ghoul
Well, I'll give her that, considering Ghouls need more love. If she's a bro, then even better.

>> No.12819780

>>12819770
Don't worry, I'm crying on the inside.

>>12819771
No, Ghost a shit.

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>>12819716
I put a lot of effort into this, guys.

>> No.12819784

>>12819774
>not waste image replies

WRYYYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.12819787

>>12819780
>insulting the ghost.

You don't deserve one.

>> No.12819793

>>12819787
Works for me. Now I can go back to making sure little Timmy starves...

>> No.12819795

>>12819780
>Don't worry, I'm crying on the inside.

Why /a/nons are the same as /jp/?

>> No.12819800

>>12819793
Don't hurt the Timmy.

He's got bitches in high places.

>> No.12819805

>>12819358
Holstaurus and Yeti.
>>12819422
I'd assume it goes well. Also I just have to wear lots of red, say they hate Hathor and cuddles and I win.

>> No.12819806

>>12819771

Stop with the ghosts or I'll haunt you down, if only for the exorcise. Let's see you keep up your good spirits then. You think you'd stand a ghost of a chance? You haint seen nothing yet! I can see right through you...

>> No.12819814

>>12819776

>The timeskip chapter will probably have Val as some famous adventurer, thanks to his last hero abilities. He'll be on a job and come across some feral Ghoul, and they'll barely recognize each other.

I get the feeling that much depression will be had. Or perhaps a happy reunion? None of the other girls deserved Val, but Jen and her bro-ness actually made me love Ghouls.

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>> No.12819816

>>12819806
I swear to god I will shove my foot up your ass Charon.

So much so that any anon that wants to willingly fuck you won't get the chance because of how ruined your holes are.

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>>12819782
Too much effort4me..

>> No.12819820

>>12819815
Hound are you on vacations?

>> No.12819824

>>12819815
Yuki-Onna? What's this? That dude looks like the one from EMG.

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>>12819815
Those limbs are too long.

>> No.12819826

>>12819815
>Yuki-onna
You have my attention.

>> No.12819829

>>12819814
>None of the other girls deserved Val
I haven't read most of it, except for the one with Safiya and Val talking with each other alone.

If either one of those two win the bowl, I'll be fine.

>> No.12819832

>>12819817
>GARO doesn't have any png reaction images.
Bummer.

>> No.12819836

>>12819820
Sorta?

>>12819824
It's from Crab.

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>>12819832
Thats ok mate.

>> No.12819843
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What's the best kind of monster girl Christmas cake/MILFs?

>> No.12819844

>>12819742

If it were solely for me to decide, I don't think I would. I guess I'll just go with the flow and be present at the usual Christmas family meeting like always or whatever.These should be happy times, but why do I feel nothing?

>> No.12819845

>>12819829

Later chapters have them trying some underhanded shit to get his dick. Val loves them because they're family, but they really don't deserve his kindness imo.
Seriously, part of me thinks that the in - universe "racists" have a really good point now we're nearing the end. A mamono feeling actual love for her husband would appear to be quite rare, despite what Val's adopted mother claims. I'm glad he's finally waking up to their shittiness, despite feeling really bad for Jen

>> No.12819847

>>12819843

Kraken & Lilim

>> No.12819851

>>12819844
>but why do I feel nothing

Because we are all dead inside anon

>> No.12819857

>>12819843
all of them

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>>12819843
Virginal Cake Lilim with a Jocasta Complex.

>> No.12819865

>>12819858
How would she even get a son?

Would she kidnap some human couples shota?

>> No.12819868

>>12819865
>Would she kidnap some human couples shota?
There are always orphanages.

>> No.12819872

>>12819868
But don't you need another person to sign off to get the kid?

>> No.12819873

>>12819865
Magic. She wills a son into creation, and that son takes her virginity.

>> No.12819876

>>12819872
Not in MGEland most likely.

It is also a pseudo-RPG setting, so bribery is always an option.

>> No.12819881

>>12819876
Killing and stealing is also an option.

>> No.12819888

>>12819881
She could also just "buy" him from a peasant couple, like in that yandere Vampire discussion from some time ago.

>> No.12819891

>>12819845
>That spoiler
Let's not be crazy here. Yeah, they'll do whatever it is they need to do to get a husband, but they think that it's for the best - for MC and for themselves. That MGs are willing to do a lot to nab the guy they're after doesn't mean that they don't love him, and these in particular have been fightng that instinct for years before the dam finally broke.

>> No.12819895

>>12819888
Aristocratic/wealthy monster girls have some interesting ways of buying love.

>> No.12819896

>>12819891
I agree, however shouldn't lythalia be able to tell the MC doesn't have any lust for any of the sister's considering she can tell these things. I feel like within the story it was the family's attempts to go only after Val and not just go for someone else that led to most of the issues.

>> No.12819899

>>12819891
This. I think it's a bit pessimistic and sad to think that mamonos don't feel love. I figure the best way to explain it is that mamonos feel a really strong almost instinctual infatuation really easily and they mistake that for love. Nothing saying actual love can't come of that. Sucks for them that the magically lust-less guy would be looking for pure rabu right out of the gate.

>>12819896
She can, she just always blamed it purely on westermarck and she probably never really paid his thoughts on other girls any mind.

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>>12819895

>> No.12819905

Your monster girl daughteru comes knocking at the door, saying she had a bad dream.
How do you handle the situation?

>> No.12819906

Well , its the first year that you and your MG wife/gf have been together.
And now it is time for that first Xmas with your family and her.

How does it, or would it go?

>> No.12819907

>>12819905
Pull her into bed with me.

Then once she falls asleep put her back into her room.

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>>12819900
>You will never have a vampire waifu that raised you into her perfect husband

>> No.12819910

>>12819896
Lythalia knew that he didn't feel lust for any of them.
None of them attempted to outright seduce him, even though that's most MG's only tactic. They all just tried to ply his love for them and/or argue that he'd be happier married.
Weird coincidence.

But yeah, they all wanted the guy that they knew for longer, and who already loved them. It might've caused them all pain, but it's reasonable by MG logic.

>> No.12819911

>>12819905

Pick her up, give her a hug and ask her what the dream was about, then do what >>12819907 said.

>> No.12819917

>>12819910
Eh, we all say that Val is dense but really he's pretty perceptive. He knows they lust for him but since he himself feels none it would make sense that he wouldn't know what to feel until the angels told him what the deal was. I just don't understand why he didn't tell anybody about what the angels told him, especially his father who was already and adventurer

>> No.12819922

>>12819845
>Val's family
>Shitty
Really? Catch me up to speed on this.

>> No.12819923

>>12819917
>He's pretty perceptive.
I think you might be the only person to actually think that. He's a great liar, and he's pretty bright, but I don't think he can pick up subtleties for shit.

>Why he didn't tell anybody
"Actually I'm a weapon crafted by the old chief god - you know, the one who demands all monsters be exterminatus'd - to kill all monsters. Also, I'm being guided by angels - you know, the minions that carry out those exterminatus orders - because I'm an engine of murder."
I think he has good reasons. It probably doesn't hurt that he's also kind of a compulsive liar.

>>12819899
This man gets it.

>> No.12819924

>>12819843
Any lamia is best as a CC.

>> No.12819927

>>12819923
>"Actually I'm a weapon crafted by the old chief god - you know, the one who demands all monsters be exterminatus'd - to kill all monsters. Also, I'm being guided by angels - you know, the minions that carry out those exterminatus orders - because I'm an engine of murder."
>I think he has good reasons. It probably doesn't hurt that he's also kind of a compulsive liar.
I'm pretty sure free will exists and as it stands being an engine of murder and telling no one seems a lot more dangerous than being an engine of murder and at least telling his parents

>> No.12819929

>>12819845
See thats the thing i kinda didnt get. Sure his mom said some crazy stuff but what did the rest of his sisters do? I mean yeah they went crazy on the full moon but from the previous chapters i thought that was a semi normal occurrence and they felt bad about it after the fact

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>>12819815

Yuki-Onna you say?

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>>12819843
Really, there can be the best kind of CC body, and the best kind of CC personality.

>> No.12819935

>>12819931
Her and her daughter were the only characters I liked in that shitty thing.

>> No.12819939

>>12819935
>Liking anything
>ever

>> No.12819942

>>12819891

It doesn't seem that crazy. Other than Jen most of the mamono have all tried to rape Val at some point, actually thinking it would be a good thing. And then there's the ferals, like the werewolf in the last chapter.
Living in that world would suck, no wonder so many humans live in their own cities.

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>>12819317

>> No.12819946

>>12819939
I'm not on /v/, I can like things here.

You fucking alp.

>> No.12819948

>>12819946
>You fucking alp.
got a problem with alps you dripfeed

>> No.12819950

>>12819900
>her voice had
Had what? HAD WHAT?

This fucking screen cap.

>> No.12819952

>>12819933
How thick is too thick?

>> No.12819954

>>12819950
her voice had a you know

>> No.12819955

>>12819933

Her expression is too damn cute.

>"Thanks for the new sweater, Anon! I loved it! Christmas is such a lovely holiday!"
>"I still have to give you a present, though..."

I wonder what it is...

>> No.12819957

>>12819948
They're weird freaks.

Who wouldn't have a problem with em?

>> No.12819959

>>12819952
Stomach reaches knees

>> No.12819961

>>12819954
It had that. Yes, THAT.

>> No.12819962

>>12819549
We desperately need more edited booty shaking mg gifs

>> No.12819965

>>12819927
Would it be wiser and safer to confide in them? Probably. But MC is more clever than wise, and more of a liar than he is cautious.

>>12819942
During a full moon, any of them would've tried. And, to be fair, men married to MGs are happier. That ferals exist doesn't even necessarily mean that they're bad. A mothman will be devoted and gentle, even though it's outside the walls.

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>>12819952
Enough to where when she rides you she is embarrassed about her pudge.

Nothing against the chubby lovers.

>> No.12819970

Schizophrenic anon here.

I promised to continue on with the show tonight. Should I start a thread in /tg/ and link from here or what?

>> No.12819972

>>12819970

What show? No, really, I don't know.

>> No.12819975

>>12819972
The CYOA that was deleted previously in this thread. The one that hadn't yet gotten to the good parts with actual MG pandering.

>> No.12819978

>>12819358
Dragon, jabberwock.

>> No.12819982

>>12819922
Im kinda as confused as you.
His mom's a big worry wort and basically told him to sit and take it so theres that.
But as for the rest of them a full moon happened and they all went crazy. I dont know what he has against the rest of them
Rather i think its implied he left because he was hurting them

>> No.12819984

>>12819944
>>12819317

>TFW The Pale Man's full Epitaph was the Child-Eating Pale Man
>TFW Shota-Eating Pale Woman

>> No.12819985

>>12819422
>dragon, jabberdragon
In the bag.
>>12819453
I already have a chocolate christmas cake. haha!
>>12819428
>But I don't go to my parent's for Christmas. I hate my dad.
I know how that feels.

>> No.12819986

>>12819965
>Would it be wiser and safer to confide in them? Probably. But MC is more clever than wise, and more of a liar than he is cautious.
Fair enough, that is a good point.

>> No.12819987

>>12819965

But didn't they try to rape him thinking he was dating a human at the time? I understand that they have instincts, but it was kind of shitty for them to try.

>> No.12819988

>>12819815
What work is it?
A new title from Crab?

>> No.12819989

I kinda want to see Inglorious bastards remade to be with paladins and monsters.

But the questions stands on who would be the Nazis of the movie.

>> No.12819992

>>12819536

I don't want to fight my fellow /mgt/ anons. I mean this place isn't perfect, but what community is? I don't want to fight you guys, this is the only place where someone like me fits in.

>> No.12819993

>>12819987
At least to my knowledge, and I could be wrong, MG's only stay away from men married to other MG's because demon energy (they can smell it or whatever). Thus with Val "dating a human girl" he would not smell claimed, especially since Evette and Lythalia both knew he was a virgin.

>> No.12819995

Paladins, probably.

Just think about it, they're the "bad guys" and opposed to the other superpowers, which are mostly MG dominated.

>> No.12819998

>>12819501
>any of us contribute anything meaningful to a fight
>especially where all the opposing monsters are waifu'd and have little problem eviscerating our sorry asses
I'll tell my girls how much lovin' they'll be gettin' after the fight is done.
I wish I could be useful in the fight. But it's just not in the cards. ;_;

>> No.12819999

>>12819982
This. MC just isn't going to fuck his sisters because he's not interested in the romantically but he knows enough to not blame them for wanting him.

MC feeling like shit because he has to constantly shut down and hurt the sisters he loves has been a thing since like the first few chapters. Shit was coming to a head and his mother even took his sisters side. His options were to leave or stay and get really fucking adamant, which would really hurt his family, which would really hurt him because he does care for them.

>> No.12820001

>>12819992

We think alike, mang. We should be fighting the evils that threaten our waifus together, not each other.

>> No.12820002

>>12819935

I liked Kurumu. I can't believe I read and watched it just for her and Mizore. I didn't even like it then. I do this with other series' too.

>> No.12820004

>>12820002
It's a shame because Mizore and her mother were the only interesting thing in my opinion.

I fucking hate harem mangas that end with one girl, and the one that got with the MC was without a doubt the worst fucking one. Hell even the witch bitches were better than fucking Moka.

>> No.12820005

>>12819815
oooooooooooo

>> No.12820007

>>12820004
Or you know, any story with shitty writing.

>> No.12820009

My 800+ dullars notebook died...

Please someone hold me ;_;

*Posted via microwave*

>> No.12820011

>>12820009
I bet it wasn't a thinkpad.

>> No.12820012

>>12819989
>who would be the nazis
dark elves and swarwhateverwulf.
>inb4 somethingsomething jewnewkis

>> No.12820013

>>12819085
>not fucking her with a condom to calm her down before you go impregnate your dire wolf girlfriend

>> No.12820014

>>12820009
Okay?

>> No.12820015

>>12819987
Evette did, but remember that that was out of the depression of knowing that she, being immortal, would watch her entire family die one by one, and taking it upon herself to make sure that he didn't by making him an immortal incubus. Was it a Bad Thing? Yes. Does MC blame or hate her for it? No.

>>12819999
His mother was always on his sisters' side. Remember her reaction when Tish drank the aphrodisiac-laden milk? She knew what was in it. She just hasn't been overt about it until now.

>> No.12820016

>>12820013
>replying to many hour old posts

>> No.12820017

>>12819989
>Bear Jew is literally a Jewish Bear Girl

>> No.12820018

>>12820011
Nah it was something even worst
HP

>> No.12820019

>>12820007
Man fuck Rosario Vampire, I've never watched an anime that crushed all my hope of it being good so fast.

>> No.12820020

>>12820016
I just got off work and am not ready to start my quest again just yet so I'm killing time while i eat food from work. Or am i just going to get nuked by a janitor for posting a monstergirl related quest?

>> No.12820021
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http://strawpoll.me/3238772

Christmas Cake or MILF? Which one would you rather read about?
Choose wisely, anons. Choose wisely.

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>>12820013
>Fucking with your Onee-sans feelings.
>NTR'ing your Onee-san with someone that isn't her.
It's almost like you want her to tie you up on the bed for a non-consensual breeding session.

>> No.12820023

>>12820009

Ask someone to get you a new one, it's almost Christmas.

>> No.12820024

>>12820020
>start my quest again

/v/ is that you?

>> No.12820026

>>12820020
Oh so you're doing yours as well? I don't think it's going to turn out well with the current state of affairs. I'm thinking we should start separate threads in /tg/, but I'm also looking for input on that idea before doing it.

>> No.12820027

>>12820022
No I want my girlfriend and her to share me.

>> No.12820028

>>12820004
Fuck you man, vampire was best girl. Haven't seen the anime though. Did it end the same way as the manga?

>> No.12820030

>>12820023
>someone

Anon-kun I´m in 4chan do you really think I have someone?

>> No.12820031

>>12820024
No it's cookanon. I did this last night but a janitor nuked it for some reason. http://pastebin.com/2AcStYed
>>12820026
I don't put enough work into the things I write to make a thread on /tg/ and if i had to guess I'd suspect I'd just be run out of there anyway because muh board culture or some other shit.

>> No.12820032

>>12820021
Jesus.

>> No.12820033

>>12820028
I fucking dropped it all when the faggot fought her dad.

Once it denied best girl for the worst girl, it all died in my eyes.

>> No.12820035

>>12820021
>Ancestor
Man, the idea of this legendary, aloof ancestor patiently watching her bloodline until a suitable husbando is born turns me diamonds.

>> No.12820036

>>12820033
>Fought her dad
Wut? When does he fight her dad?

>> No.12820039

>>12820031
>Succubus asshole

That ain´t my cup of tea

>> No.12820040

>>12820031
Well then that applies to me even more. I made a promise to continue mine even if no ones cares that much (or at all right now), and I can't just go back on my word. Someone else needs to weigh in on this.

>> No.12820042

>>12820035
Would she be a sibling to an ancestor of his? That'd make her a centuries old virginal CC.
As in several /ss/ doujins I've read, she'd insist on being called "auntie".

>> No.12820043

>>12820020

Read >>12819712 and the shit on the Blog.

>> No.12820044

>>12820039
Did you read it or the title? Protip, read it not the title

>>12820040
They can weigh in all they want I'm either going to finish the story, the anons are going to earn a nice vacation on a houseboat, and a janitor is going to ram their opinions and feelings down my throat until I don't feel like producing content anymore.

>> No.12820045

>>12820036
She gets sealed away cause her Rosario goes apeshit, causing the slightly better vampire to stay dominant.

So yadda yadda he beats him gets his pink shit back and they make out, fuck that garbage series.

>> No.12820047

>>12820043
Ok I get what they're trying to point out bbut I'm not fucking nyanon. I have maybe 10 people replying tops and i barely scratched 50 posted if that. I'm too small to fail you see.

>> No.12820050

>>12820021
>Christmas Cake (Virgin) on Adult is ahead of delicious virginal Cake /ss/.
Goddammit you guys.

>> No.12820051

>>12820044
>read it

I don´t want the author to tell me what to do

>> No.12820052

>>12820047

Doesn't matter. The Moderator, Moot, and poster majority opinion is that you belong on /tg/ or elsewhere.

>> No.12820053

>>12820044
I guess I'll start mine as soon as one person who cares shows up, or two hours later.

>> No.12820056

>>12820050
Adult male > shota

>> No.12820060

>>12820021
Are the onee-san and mother options /ss/ or "adult?"

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>>12820042
Naw, I was thinking, centuries old direct descendant. Like, any kind of immortal legendary being. Maybe Vlana Draculina the Impaled.

>>12820045
That's not what happened at all. Her rosario seals best girl away behind slightly less best girl, because best girl resonated with big bad or some shit. They never fight her dad. Not seriously, any way.

Some one needs to do a story about two Yanderes that fall in love, without the other realising.

>> No.12820062

>>12820050
I don't know about everyone else but I am not a huge fan of /ss/.

The little kid doesn't know whats going on and it, to me at least, seems like he either being taken advantage of or can't reciprocate her feelings due to aforementioned not knowing.

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>>12820062
>Applying 3D logic to monstergirls and porn.
That's your fault.

>> No.12820066

>>12820061
>pink
>best girl

>> No.12820068

>>12820061
That sounds absolutely stupid.

Your taste is shit and your ideas are even worse.

>> No.12820069

>>12820052
Alright fine, I'll go back to putting off writing my other stuff then.

>> No.12820072

>>12820060
/ss/.

>> No.12820075

>>12820021
I just want to see an (adoptive) onee-san getting back with her otouto after a long time of not seeing each other and confessing how lonely she was and then a bunch of vanilla shit because I'm a fag.

>> No.12820078

>>12820060
Decided with a coin flip.

>> No.12820080

>>12820075
So do I.

>> No.12820084

>>12820061

I thought the whole fight was him just getting beaten around until daddy vamp decides that he's proven his worth by not dying like a bitch

>> No.12820087

>>12820067
Maybe, just always rubs me the wrong way.

I am ambivalent at worst towards it but I just prefer that both participants are in similar age groups (Adult and Adult, Teen and Teen, etc.)

>> No.12820088

>>12820015
>His mother was always on his sisters' side.
Well yeah but she always let MC do his thing despite not really liking it. When the mother you thought supported your decisions despite disagreeing suddenly says "Yeah nah, let yourself be raped." it would hit a young guy hard.

>> No.12820092

>>12820078
>Decided by seagulls
Why?

>> No.12820094

>>12820080
>>12820075
Just for you.

http://strawpoll.me/3238908

>> No.12820097

>>12820066
Wait, I thought silver was the one being sealed? Because I didn't mean to imply that pink was best girl.
>>12820068
Thanks?
>>12820084
Are you taking about the very end fight? Or the non-serious sparring at the end to see if Mc is worthy of his daughter?

>> No.12820109

>>12820097
I'm not sure, I just remember him being thrown around and constantly standing back up again only to be beaten yet again.

anywho silver Moka is best Moka

>> No.12820111

>>12820097
No it was actually pink being sealed. I remember specifically how the MC didn't feel right with just silver. I mean it's OK if you want to maintain your harem but that nigger's just flat out preferring pink over her and that shit doesn't fly well for me.

>> No.12820112

>>12820088
And wow, did it. I think the thing is, though, that one the one hand she wanted him to do what he wanted, but on the other hand she was watching, like, five other daughterus slowly having their hearts broken. She wanted them all to be happy, and the only chance for that to happen was for him to marry one of them and for the others to move on. It might've been too sudden, but what other options did she really have?

>> No.12820120

>>12820111

Didn't silver haired Moka scare the fuck out of him?

>> No.12820124

>>12820097
Eh, I preferred it when it was generic romcom.

I know I have shit tastes but I lost interest when it went shonen.

I do like silver though, I prefer Ice Queens/Non-abusive Tsunderes to deredere types.

>> No.12820126

>>12820112
Exactly. Rationally it's not something the MC or anybody can really blame her for and the MC knows that but that doesn't change the fact that from his perspective that was fucking crushing.

>> No.12820128

>>12820120
Was she? I don't remember that. All I remember is that best girl was practically shat on.

>> No.12820133

>>12819666
>futa
>hot
Bob pls

>> No.12820135

>>12820111
He ended up going for both in the end if I remember correctly. It's just that Pink was a clone of silver's mother, and once big bad rocked up, pink merged with the rest of the mother who was inside big bad, and the mother sacrifices herself to finally put him down once and for all. It sort of tasted like NTR though, because Silver's Mother's Husband was right there, and yet his wifes lasts words were telling Mc that she loved him and she wanted to thank him for treating her like a real person even when she was a clone, and she wanted him to look after silver for her. The manga ends with the tips of silver's hair beginning to go pink, anyway. I mean, you guys do realise that Rosario Vamp had a sequel, which wrapped everything up, right? The guy ends up turning into a full fledged ghoul after he breaks his own rosario and silver jumps into this power whirlwind, and through power of love or some shit brings him back to his senses as not a ghoul but a full vamp, And then they go full harem, but he's also engaged to silver, and her dad is like, "Fite me for her hand in marriage" and the whole shebang ends with them entering the third year of the school, and it turns back into romcom.

>> No.12820139

>>12820135
Is that the anime? Is it worth watching to the end?

>> No.12820141

I never thought I'd see such an in-depth discussion on Rosario of all things,

>> No.12820142

>>12819666
Stop it satan.

You and this thread do not need the forbidden fetish.

If I can keep mine out if it you can keep yours out of it.

In other news, LET THE SHITSTORM COMMENCE

>> No.12820144

>>12820139
>is the anime worth watching?
No. Oh good Lord is it not worth your time.

>> No.12820146

>>12820133
What's hotter to you, fucking an onahole, or fucking real pussy? What's better, two lesbians fuckin with a strap on, or two lesbians fuckin with an actual dick? I like some authenticity, that's all. And I like me some yuri, but that's because I'm a filthy deviant. Though I agree with the consensus that futa has no place in MGland, when all the girls there are specifically, biologically geared towards attracting men, giving them dicks doesn't make any sense.
>>12820139
Nah, it's the manga. I never saw the anime. rosatio vamp had a Sequel which was significantly more battle shounen, but still kinda harem hijinxy. It was a nice read, I mean, It had its moments, and I had fun. Take that how you will.

>> No.12820149

>>12820135
That sounds awful.

It should have been the boy learning to love silver for who she was instead of the false personality of pink.

>> No.12820152

>>12820149
Or you know, maybe pink shouldn't have been written as a character at all.

>> No.12820155

>>12820152
(not any of them)
Agreed.

>> No.12820156

>>12820149
He learned to love them both. If I remember correctly silver was out for a whole day doing cute vampire things, and she was all,
>But whatever, I'll let you have pink back, thanks for pretending to like me for the day
and he was like,
>What are you talking about? I like you too, I want both of you
And she goes full Dere mode if I recall.

>> No.12820158

>>12820133
>>12820142
>Replying to something that had been ignored since 4 hours ago
Are you just trying to stir shit?

>> No.12820159
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12820159

What monstergirl species (That aren't Lizardmen and Salamanders), would look good in tricked out, albeit practical magical armor?

>> No.12820160

>>12820141
Rosario could've been so much more than it was.

>> No.12820166

>>12820160
Much like [C] Control, it was Wasted Potential: The Series.

>> No.12820168

>>12820152
Agreed.

>>12820158
Nah, its more I'm drunk and misjudged the time difference.

>> No.12820169

>>12820139
Anime is absolute shit. It's not even finished and 2 season is random filler shit
You can read manga if you want, it's decent

>> No.12820174

>>12820159
I actually really liked Garo this season. If only Leon could have stopped being an edgelord and gotten a girl (I wouldn't mind that girl being the priest). I would have been nice to see a bit more characterization, which I felt is a strong point of this series. It just needs to run on longer. I think it's that sort of a pace, but obviously that isn't so now with the ending coming.

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>>12820021
>Ancestor on shota
>Only 7 votes

Seriously', /mgg/?

>> No.12820180

>>12820168
>time difference.
Hah, yeah, relative post timers is a nice option for not having to deal with that.

>> No.12820183

>>12820178
But that's ancestor on adult you shit. It's a fucking great doujin though

>> No.12820188
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>>12820174
>Even on /jp/, people still insist on calling Leon and edgelord.
Nigga had nightmares of his mother burning alive for 17 years straight, a shitty dad (Even though he's a good knight with a great leitmotif), along with the fact that the people he helped were assholes.

>> No.12820190

>>12820180
Yea, would be nice.

As an aside note, I am surprised that hell-hound hasn't had a popularity explosion.

Femdon, Loyal, toasty. What's not to love?

She is still doing better than Chimera.

I don't think I have seen chimera mentioned in ANY stories, even as a background or tertiary character.

>> No.12820194

>>12820190
I feel that KC could have designed the Chimaera to look a little less cluttered, otherwise, I really like the fact she has various personalities.

>> No.12820196

>>12820190
Probably because aggressive rapetrain is a rather singular personality type that's been played out with manticore and ushi before.
She is my favorite of the three though, you can push back sometimes and get snusnu-ed for it. And that body heat.

Chimera just has a bad design, and multiple personalities aren't too attractive.

>> No.12820199

>>12820188
Eh, I've gotten used to hearing people call him edgelord and I've been doing it ever since. Mostly I just want to see him overcome his trauma with character development, which I should have said in addition to praising the current practices of characterization.

And that reminds me that I did like how the MC of the poor man's Nodame Cantabile got over his.

>> No.12820200

>>12820190
Yeah, Chimera was a big mess of a design and not really an easy monster to relate into a plot. Hellhound is a bit more easy fit word-replace with other fluffy stuff, though still not sure how reliably or quick anything more than concepts and greentexts get a turnaround on new illustrations.

>> No.12820203

>>12820196
>>12820194
>Cluttered
>Multiple peronalities
Her design, even her mindset is cluttered. It's all over the shot and doesn't really hit any marks.

>> No.12820206

>>12820199
Are you the writefag who wanted to do something involving Makai Knights? If so, who are you?

I never thought there was another person in /mgg/ who watched GARO, it makes me happy.

>> No.12820207

>>12820188
>filename
It could have been different, but this is the reality you chose. It's a thin piece of ice you're treading on.

>> No.12820210

>>12820194
>>12820196
>>12820200

I hear you on that. she has PAULDRONS tier shoulder pads with those secondary head things.

The multiple personalities thing sounds like something interesting to use in a story but would be hard to work with.

I am almost tempted to do a story with her.

>> No.12820214

>>12820207
What if I desire to be a knight that protects a small human/monstergirl settlement with his sworn bros?

>> No.12820217

>>12820206
Nigga, we used to be /a/ fags (I don't go there much these days anymore). No I'm not that writefag, but I am a writefag (no name), and I actually wouldn't mind writing something with Garo references. But it'd probably be a CYOA done right.

>> No.12820220

>>12820214
Just make sure none of you go alp. That might be awkward to explain.
Those barracks sure are cramped and cold, aren't they?

>> No.12820221

>>12820214
Just make sure you touch swords. And make sure they actually are swords.

>> No.12820223

>>12820220
What if they're all spoken for?

>> No.12820229

>>12820223
Then they'd sleep at home with their waifus each night they're not on duty.
And you'd be sleeping there, cold and alone.
Unless the dullahan guard captain comes by.

>> No.12820236
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>>12820229
That's totally okay.

>> No.12820237

So how about that homeless Junko?

>> No.12820241

>>12820237
Last I heard was that she had womb if we had coin.
Not actually as smutty as it sounds.

>> No.12820242

>>12820229
>tfw you'll never protect you cozy little town with the absolute best of bros in kickass magic armor danmaku style while you slowly develop a long and loving relationship with your dullahan waifu always at your side

>> No.12820243

>>12820237
Sure.

>> No.12820250

>>12820241
How is that not as smutty?

>> No.12820251

>>12820237
What ABOUT her?

>> No.12820254

>>12820251
You sound begrudged. Is it because we aren't discussing your favorite girl?

>> No.12820256

It's like talking to a female prostitute in our society saying "I'll cum inside you if you pay me." I'm not sure that makes cents.

>> No.12820258

>>12820250
It was a joke based on the 'khajit has wares if you have coin' thing.

>> No.12820259

>>12820237
I would help her get back on her feet.

all I would ask in return is Cuddling

>> No.12820261

>>12820237
Who's Junko?

>> No.12820262

>>12820256
You cheeky faggot.

>> No.12820265

>>12820259
>help her get back on her feet
>Cuddling
She probably needs a shower/bath before you get that far.

>> No.12820267

>>12820254
It was a joke, mang. Calm your tits.

>> No.12820268

>>12820261
A homeless Jinko that became slightly popular among 4-7 people.

>> No.12820269

>>12820261
A homeless Jinko that a shota takes in? I'm not exactly sure how much it has diverged from that.

>> No.12820272

>>12820268
>>12820269
Oh derp, I think I remember now. Thanks guys.

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>>12820267
I am calm.

>> No.12820281

>>12820190
People keep whining about actually dom girls, it's not a surprise

If she weren't flavor of the month I doubt she'd get a whole lot of discussion

>loyal

Doesn't this go for every MG by default?

>> No.12820284

>>12820281
I think that depends on the canon you follow, anon.

>> No.12820285

>>12820178

But ancestors are fragile beings, they're meant for hugging and cuddling, not dicking, they're too old for that.

>> No.12820287
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>You will never have a Monster Mom.

http://pastebin.com/kF0tXFJb

>> No.12820289

>>12820281
Yeah? I don't see why not.
>>12820285
Not through magic they aren't.

>> No.12820294

>>12819629
HE

>> No.12820296

>>12820284
If you like a MG chances are you're going to fantasize that she's loyal. This goes for any waifu, it's not a special trait for a particular MG

>> No.12820299

>>12820281
Actually yea, all MGs are loyal to their men (won't cheat) so that makes me wonder why KC makes mention of them being loyal and defending their mate.

Maybe it's less that they are loyal and more that they are possessive.

>> No.12820300

>>12820287
I'd totally like a Mantis mom.

>> No.12820301

>>12820299

Bicorns and harems in general. That's why.

>> No.12820302

>>12820287
>Catgirl Mom
Does this imply possible Werecat Onee-san/Imouto dicking?

>> No.12820308

>>12820300
>Makes you a lunch for school
>It's your Dad's head

>> No.12820311

>>12820308
fug.

>> No.12820312

>>12820308
Okay, now that I think about it that would probably cause me to leave home.

I wonder what a Kunoichi mom would be like?

>> No.12820314

>>12820301
True,

I re-read the Slime Queen profile a while ago and was acutally iritated that it's a harem for her due to hive-mind shenaniganry.

I have actually come to detest large harems due to the fact that it becomes less of a romance and more of a time-share.

3 Girls is the absolute most I could deal with.

>> No.12820316

>>12820308
Mantis' don't really work that way, especially their animal counterpart.

>> No.12820320

>>12820312
She'd teach you how to decapitate a man with your genitals.

>>12820316
Of course they don't. Doesn't mean we can't joke about it.

>> No.12820321

>>12820312
Quiet and calm, frequently disappears for her "Work" whatever that is.

She is always looking out for you though, preparing lunches and giving you a hug when she drops you off.

You do swear that you see her in the corner of your eye when you are at school. She's never there when you look though.

>> No.12820324

>>12820312
The house would appear to lack women, but you and your father know better.

>> No.12820326

>>12820289
they're more or less furry amazons although KC meant to emphasize the femdom even more

>> No.12820328

>>12820314

That's why Fallen Brides falls apart (or will) really. Eil ("you") is basically just a dildo they pass around at this point.

>> No.12820332

>>12820287
Is it just me or is that from long ago when we were still on /a/?

In any case I'd pick dragon. I wish I had a parent like that who would force me to get somewhere in life early on, because then I wouldn't have these regrets later in life, and I would actually be able to go somewhere and be someone, instead of being locked out of success forever. But I guess I'm still here.

>> No.12820333

>>12820326
I don't think they do any of the shit amazons would do. Like genital piercings, tattoos, and treating you like you're lower than dog shit or the shit of Bob's shit.

>> No.12820334

>>12820332
I'd do 3 at a time or so, just adding to the list.

Might try do 3 more. Been a while.

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>>12820333
No you don't.

>> No.12820338

>>12820328
Yea, it's one of those things that, in retrospect, I would have preferred if the girls were paired up with a single guy (or shared one. IE Willmaria and the Roper queen sharing an old child hood friend. Dark Priest and Werewolf/half-elf sharing an orphan.)

At seven or eight girls its just way too many.

>> No.12820344

>>12820335
I'm sort of surprised that it took this long for one of these kind of posts to get capped

if men are seen as default weaker, and they're a proud warrior culture, it makes more sense for them treat you delicately. they're not ogres.

>> No.12820345

>>12820335
Oh please. They would treat men as commodities. There is no love, only rape and pain.

>> No.12820348

>>12820345
You're cancer.

>> No.12820349

>>12820348
do not reply anon

>> No.12820353

>>12820348
>can't even joke around any more
You people have lost your sense of humor and black heart.

>> No.12820355

>>12820353
>implying your post conveyed sarcasm effectively

also you're playing with fire and sounding like a certain shitposter who will not be named

>> No.12820356

>>12820353

Everyone got some degree of trauma from the many shitstorms that happened in the past, Anon. You wouldn't make war jokes around people with PTSD, would you?

>> No.12820357

>>12820353
Not them but that particular topic has triggered quite a few shit storms.

>> No.12820359

>>12820357
Most likely due to newer folk being unable to take jokes or taking trolling too seriously.

>> No.12820364

>>12820359
>Implying /mgt/ wasn't always easily trolled
They used to make jokes about it back on /a/

>> No.12820367

>>12820364
We weren't so easily trolled back in the early days though.

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>>12820287
23. Sylph Mom
Sylph mom is an airhead. I'm sorry. Yet she has an important job regulating the wind. Being her adopted son she will bestow her power on you. Which will take a while to master, but you'll be able to defend yourself from aggressive Monster Girls and becomes some sort of superhero. The downside is that as you become more one with the air, you become less with the earth. Meaning you'll be more dexterous and fast, but not very strong. Sylph mom will want to do air-based activities with you, like flying kites or skydiving.

24. Dark Elf Mom
Dark Elf Mom is pretty lewd, owning her own 'Sex dungeon' complex in the red light district which makes a lot of money in a city like MGC. If you're a 'bad boy' she has unorthodox ways to punish you, but other than that, she won't force you to go into the same line of work as her. Unless you want to of course. Any Human friends you might make will probably fall prey to your lecherous mother. So it's up to you to make sure they don't go missing for 3 days only for you to find them bound and gagged in the basement when you go down to look for your old bike.

25. Amazon Mom
Amazon mom is very old-fashioned. The woman are the breadwinners, the men cook the dinners. She will love you unconditionally and even bond with you in showing you how to do the housework. She expects you to find a nice Monster Girl, not while you're too young but not too old either, and marry her. She'll get along fine with your wife as long as she isn't a massive beta, in that case they might not get along. If this all sounds a bit overbearing don't fret, the Amazon tribe your mom belongs to looks after their own, so no MGs will try to 'proactively date' you unless you're okay with it. Don't go fucking any Monster Girl you bump into though, your Amazon mom doesn't her son to be some tramp.

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>> No.12820373

>>12820367
Ah yes, "the good ol' days." Regardless of whether your statement actually was true at any point it certainly isn't now, It's important to remember that.

>> No.12820374

>>12820364
I used to joke about them being husband beaters and I think it was understand that it was a joke, but the shitstorms have given me a distaste for it

>>12820335
Yep, it's all about being her support structure and being comfortable with your own weakness.

>No amazon to curse like a sailor when she's out with her friends, but do her best to act polite and well-mannered when around her qt husband
>Scolding her friends for talking dirty in a man's presence when she invites them over for beer & cards
>Acting like a gentlewoman in public, but groping you furiously when she gets home from a particularly hard day at work
>Apologizing for taking advantage of you occasionally

>> No.12820375

>>12820371
Amazon mom sounds awesome

would disappoint her by becoming a street slut

>> No.12820377

>>12820373
Yes, because regardless of how nice the past was we're in the present. That doesn't mean we can't look back and wonder when we lost our way though.

>> No.12820378

>>12820371
I'm gonna be the sluttiest, lewdest cuddleslut just to piss my amazon mom off.

Then I'll marry a Kiki

>> No.12820382

>>12820372
Why is there a human woman in here?

>> No.12820384

>>12820287
I want ryu mom. Mostly because of lewd catgirl maids. It sounds like fun, even if I need to study hard.
This sounds like the setup of an ero-comedy anime.

>> No.12820386

>>12820371
I never realized how much I wanted an Amazon Mom.

>> No.12820387

>>12820308
Female Mantis only do that in captivity and when VERY stressed. So basically it's like real women where they'll chew you out for no good reason.

>> No.12820390

>>12820382
Because a dullahan with a scarf is practically indistinguishable from a human girl with a scarf.

>> No.12820392

>>12820384
Don't do it. You'll never get laid ever and you'll get beaten up for the stupidest of reasons.

>> No.12820393

>>12820371
Become an economist and run Moms red light district business for her.
>"Yes mom, we can deduct all those new sex toys as a business expense, however the slave in the basement can not be claimed as a dependent, so you are going to have to let him go."

>> No.12820395

>>12820387
>implying I don't know that already

>> No.12820397

>>12820392
But I'm the straight man keeping the maids in order while they try to hop on my dick. Does that change the scenario enough?

>> No.12820398

>>12820378
Bring home a bunch of onis and ogres who don't respect you and just want to use you as their cum/cuddlepump

fuck you mom

>> No.12820399

>>12820397
No, it doesn't. I see a beach episode in your future, as well as being punched for walking in on them changing despite them not locking the door to your room

>> No.12820400

>>12820398
>cuddlebang with drunk muscle sluts.

She's gonna beat me something fierce once she can.

>> No.12820404

>>12820287

18. Yuki-Onna Mom
Yuki-Onna mom is a great mom, she cooks very well, keeps everything tidy, she makes a good amount of money from a cooking channel she runs and she makes ice puns. You attend whatever school in MGC you choose and she's not too strict. The dreaded however, however, is that you may never move out. She won't have you leaving her all alone and cold, so you have to live with her forever and not be away from home for too long. She will not hesitate to use extreme measures if you try to run away from home.

So i guess a wife is out of the question?

>> No.12820405

Oh wow, i don't wanna be you when your amazon mom finds out yer a cuddle-hug slut.

>> No.12820408

>>12820399
Alright, fuck that option then. I'll go with the were-cat family. And bring home one of the three varieties of mouse girls.

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>> No.12820410

>>12820404
She has to defeat your mom in cooking combat!

>> No.12820411

>>12820400
MGs can only be studs, anon

you're the slut here

>> No.12820412

>>12820408
I see a sports festival in your future.

>> No.12820414

>>12820410
>>12820404
Date a kikimora Chef!

>> No.12820416

>>12820411
My point still stands.

>> No.12820417

>>12820412
I hope there are spats everywhere.

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>You'll never massage her paws

>> No.12820420

>>12820417
There aren't, only pain and misunderstandings.

>> No.12820421

Is this about the time when some amerifats are still awake and yuropoors are waking up?

>> No.12820422

>>12820416
>>12820405
Good thing amazons don't hit men

And I bet I'm secretly her "little prince" no matter what I do

She would probably kick those onis' asses though

>> No.12820423

>>12820421
Amerifat here

Second shift does wonders to ones sleep schedule

>> No.12820425

>>12820421
>amerifats
>yuropoors
Fucking canuck.

>> No.12820426

>>12820420
All I want is to live with were-catgirls, is that so bad? I don't want to be MC-kun. I'm no masochist.

>> No.12820428

>>12820426
It is your fate. Unless you either go Alp or grow a beard, you will forever be stuck in the MC coil.

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>>12820021
Neglected to mention we're keeping the Yuki-Onna suggestion from last thread. Makes sense because Jesusmas is a cold as fuck holiday.

So whether she's a Mom, Grandma, Ancestor, Christmas cake, or Onee-san is up to you. But she's going to be 26+ years old regardless.

>> No.12820431

>>12820425
I'm an Amerifat myself, but I don't want to seem biased by calling Europeans derogatory terms while not doing the same for my own country's citizens.

>> No.12820433

>>12820426
Nope.

I can only imagine if monstergirls came and I woke up to find my fat gray cat turned into a were-cat.

I would still give her belly rubs

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>>12820430
Excellent.

>> No.12820435

>>12820430
Delicious cake please

It's almost christmas

>> No.12820440

>>12819092
Has Kenkou Cross improved over the years? Because it feels like he's reached the point where things look overdesigned and needless.

>> No.12820443

>>12820419
Every single time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phXJ3BYG0Ak

>> No.12820444

>>12820428
But my facial hair would never form a passable beard. Well, being an alp is better than getting ten thousand nut shots.
Which would turn me into an alp anyways.

>>12820433
>chubby were-cat belly rub
Do want.

>> No.12820448

>>12820434
Yeti can come too. But only if she keeps her pawsie wawsies off the furniture.

>> No.12820449

>>12820430
Why are Christmas Cake and Onee-san separate? Can't she be a CC Onee-chan who drinks a bit too much and seeks comfort in the warm embrace of her kotouto?
No lewd.

>> No.12820451

>>12820448
What about her dreads and blunts?

>> No.12820452

>>12820440

Tremendously. Go look at the old Lamia.

>> No.12820453

>>12820440
I think his art has gotten better and less basic but I agree about the over-design part. When he's doing simple things without horns and spikes and shit slapped on it looks quite good

>> No.12820454

>>12814095
>Sea slime
>No anime allowed region
Still shitty even without the sea slime

>> No.12820460

>>12820440
He's improved but I think the only overly cluttered one he's done (that I've noticed at least) is the Chimera

>> No.12820462

>>12814095
>Cheshire
>Washington
What do I do?

>> No.12820464

>>12820393
>"But Anooon~, I can't give away Mr. Gimp!"

>> No.12820467

>>12820440
Has his art? Definitely.
His world building? There is no "no" that can properly describe it.

>> No.12820468

>>12814261
>13 year old medusa
>Weak willed and passive

Might be cute, really young though

>> No.12820472

>>12820287

Catgirl mom because I want to be molested by my oneesans.

>> No.12820473

>>12820467
It seems to me that KC is less focused on building a good world and more focused on building one that's pleasurable to be in. To some extent he actually has gotten good at making a pleasurable world (at least for his target audience), the problem is that he's trying to go full utopia, and that's always a core of shit under a veneer of wonder.

>> No.12820476

>>12820444
Best bit is she comes and sits with me and likes to rub against by beard.

Can you imagine the joys of just siting and watching tv when a were-cat pops over, sits in your lap and starts rubbing against your beard?

>> No.12820477

>>12820449
Onee-san is automatically Christmas cake. Being a Christmas cake unrelated to the human in question is just being a Christmas cake that's unrelated to the human in question.

Mother cannot be Christmas cake as she has become a mom.

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>>12820473
I want more of these big, non-sexy monsters.

>> No.12820481

>>12820473
I mainly have trouble with some of the really stupid shit he comes up with, but going utopia is going full retard.

>> No.12820487

>>12820476
I don't drink, but knowing that'll never happen is tempting me.

>> No.12820488

>>12820481
There again, lots of his stupid shit is BECAUSE he's going full retard with the utopia. They're necessary because he's trying and failing to please everyone.

>> No.12820493

>>12820488
One can not please everyone, but one can oppress everyone. Quite the thing, ain't it?

>> No.12820494

>>12820487
Eh I'm buzzed as it is.

Doesn't hurt as much.

Time for bed and dreams of purring were-cats dancing in my head

>> No.12820498

>>12820488
Which is why KC needs to give up and just keep drawing while someone else writes.
>>12820494
Please dream of Catgirls performing Everybody Wants to Be a Cat. For me.

>> No.12820506 [DELETED] 

I thought that all you misogynistic pissbaby shitlords got kicked off from this website. It disgusts me how you think degrading women is somehow worth writing about or even remotely related to Japanese culture. Get a life virgins, like real women would think your worth sleeping with.

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>>12820506
>degrading women
But Bait-kun, we degrade boys here.

>> No.12820515 [DELETED] 

>>12820506
Oh man,

8/8

>> No.12820516

Hey guys I promised to do this so here we go again. This is a continuation of the last CYAO that was deleted in this thread. Look at it on the archive if you want. I swear this time we'll get to the MG center of this jelly filled story.

DAY TWO

>knock
>snore
>knock knock
>snore more
>knock knock KNOCK
>you wake up
>since it was a loud sound that woke you, you're naturally in a panic and grab your knife pointing it towards the sound
>knock knock knock
>it's coming from behind the boarding you put over the window
>your heart sinks
>quickly you check the camera feeds, which should show you who it is
>about half of them are blacked out, including the one pointed towards the window
>hey what happened to the knocking?
>check cameras again
>see a kikimora cop walking away from your house
>huh
>so someone cared about you enough to get someone?
>but wait why did some of the cameras down
>and why weren't you alerted
>check your program
>MotionDetecteDxD.jpg.bat.txt
>oh right, you're not a programmer
>and it's 1 PM
>the cop will probably come around again later today since you're not going to be present at work and the kikimora probably took note of the suspicious cameras and wood boards

What do?

>> No.12820517 [DELETED] 

>>12820506
Bait-kun come up with better stuff. I mean really.

>> No.12820520

>>12820516
Wear a Mg's panties on your head and do Kamen Rider poses in the middle of town.

>> No.12820522

>>12820520
Is this really a valid course of action?

>> No.12820524 [DELETED] 

>>12820506
>Alone with the psychos

Somehow, I don't think you thought this 'genius' plan of yours all the way through, did you? Also

>Implying your opinion is worth shit

>> No.12820525

>>12820522
Well the MC is pretty much a goner anyway. Though doing that would probably just get him arrested.

>> No.12820526

>>12820525
Getting arrested would make it harder for the MG stalker to get to him, wouldn't it?

>> No.12820532

>>12820526
Why not just wait for the kikimora cop to come back then? She'd probably be quite understanding of your situation.

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>>12820479
So I'm alone in wanting this?
Hmph. Are y'all Alps or why don't you want to go hunt for exotic beasts with Monster Girls?

>> No.12820543

>>12814859
The MC might be somewhat of a dense faggot, but at least his dick recognizes the greatness of soft familiars.
There is hope for him yet.

>> No.12820554

>>12820542
Too much effort.

I'd rather be sleeping at home telling the local Dark Priests to fuck off the edge of my dick.

>> No.12820557

>>12820554
And this is why we can't have nice things.

>> No.12820560

>>12820542

I gonna spray all the crops with insecticide

>> No.12820566

>>12820542
>KC not knowing shit about farming
>The infamous reference to village orgies
Sounds about right.

>> No.12820572

>>12820566
Orgies in general sound fucking disgusting.

Sex with more than one partner just seems unclean as fuck.

>> No.12820573

>>12820566

What i don't get is that the farmers laugh it off, realistically they would starve but this is KC lala land where nothing bad happens

>> No.12820576

>>12820572
You won't actually care about that kind of thing when you're actually doing it.

>> No.12820579

>>12820576
Well of course, but just picturing how dirty it must be is something else.

No amount of money or Kiki/Kunoichi pussy could get me to partake in an orgy.

>> No.12820581

Question for you guys.
There are these two MGs, and they're basically perfect copies of each other down to the personality. Good luck telling them apart, they dress the same too. They're also your perfect waifu.
They want to enter a bigamous relationship with you.
Do you do it?

>> No.12820582

>>12820576

Psychologically it's worse.

You're fucking Steve's wife while Fred's daughter plays with your balls and both Steve and Fred are balls deep in your wife. Except multiply that by a hundred people that are mostly strangers.

Just sickening.

>> No.12820584

>>12820582
Don't get me started on who has to clean up the aftermath.

Makes me sick.

>> No.12820585

>>12820581

Anon, why even ask? That's like asking

>A pretty lady wants to give you a comically-sized bag of money, and get impregnated by you without you having to take responsibility. She'll also give you your own private island. What do?

>> No.12820586

>>12820582
>>12820579
>I've never been invited to an orgy and I'm bitter about it! I mean, it's wrong, and I'm totally not missing out on anything!
>>12820581
Yes. Even if it is a Liliarune.

>> No.12820589

>>12820586
I'm not bitter about shit, I'm just thinking about how unclean it would be.

>> No.12820593

>>12820586
Are you seriously saying that when most real life orgies are filled with average to ugly people and not supermodels?

You're sloppy seventieths guy aren't you?

>> No.12820595

>>12820579

Anon, don't you want to live in a world devoid of war, pain, and suffering? A world filled only with lust and pleasure? 24/7, year long orgies? For the rest of eternity? In a hive mind of pleasure? I dream of such a world

>> No.12820596
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12820596

>>12820589
>I'm totally not jelly, guys!
Oh please stop it already, you're embarrassing yourself. Have a wolfu.
>>12820593
I'm just trying to entertain myself man. It's really dead now.

>> No.12820598

>>12820595

Deruella plz go

>> No.12820600

>>12820595
>>12820596
You people go enjoy your disgusting, sweaty, fuck puddles.

I'll be home not wanting to puke my guts out.

>> No.12820610

>>12820516
>actually, this might be a good opportunity
>you rip away the boarding as fast as you can and get to your collection of MG pantsu
>you decide to make a double eye patch with two red lamia pieces
>you run off to the middle of the street, while ripping your shirt off
>you make kamen rider poses
>a ryu mother and her daughter walking by notice you
>"Mommy look! It's Jo-"
>her mother covers her eyes and pushes her along
>"Oh no my dearest there's nothing to see here. It's just a pervert and all of them deserve to die."
>"Ehhhh."
>and then two schoolgirls walking by notice you
>"Gross." whispers the oni
>"Ara ara." says the kitsune
>finally it seems your publicity has attracted the kikimora cop back
>they have good hearing after all
>very good hearing
>so good that maybe she-
>"So you finally came out huh? Put your hands up."
>you do what she says, but you're kind of blind so you really do make sure to do it slowly
>"Yes, yes just like that."
>"Wha-"
>and your hands are suddenly drawn behind your back, you're pushed to the ground, and then cuffed, but not before feeling the weight of her on you for what seems to be an unusually long time
>"I always wanted to do this. I'll make sure properly discipline you a lot~ Now come." she sensually breaths into your ear
>she gives you a lift and you're pushed to walk to her car
>your ankle still hurts
>you still can't see well with those pantsu on your head and covering your eyes
>but you still have that knife hidden in your pants

What do?

>> No.12820611

>>12820516
scream for the kiki cop to come back, while removing the boards1

>> No.12820616

>>12820572
>>12820572
Where did you get that you have sex with more than one person? It says many couples. It's just a lot of public exhibitionist sex, not wife/husband swapping. I'm starting to think you people that hate KC so much are trying your damned hardest to misinterpret everything so you can rage, whine and complain more.

>> No.12820619

>>12820610
ask if she can remove the panties and that you did it to get her to come back. and start trying to explain whats going on

>> No.12820622

>>12820573
Monsters and incubi are naturally aware that demonic energy will fix all of their problems

Life still sucks for everyone else stuck in the MGE.

>> No.12820626

>>12820616
I'm not saying that orgies are about that.

I'm saying how both orgies and sex with multiple partners seem unclean, if anything you seem to be trying to find something to bitch about.

>> No.12820627

>>12820610

>>12820619
try not to sound crazy, but explain yer really scared and haven't slept in ages

>> No.12820631

>>12820596
>posting whoro
Seems legit
I hope Lawrence loves his sloppy seconds from wolves and random peasants

>> No.12820633

>>12820479
He'll draw them off and on. The Pharaoh's snake is one example.

>> No.12820639

>>12820631
you know she wouldn't take lawrence's cock anyway.
He is just some lame human.

>> No.12820640

>>12820639
Why not?
But shekels first, of course

>> No.12820646

>>12820616
>I'm starting to think you people that hate KC so much are trying your damned hardest to misinterpret everything so you can rage, whine and complain more.
Took you long enough to figure it out.

>> No.12820648

>>12820287
Weresheep Mom for life. I want to teach her how to use use a computer.

>> No.12820649

>>12820631

She begged, nothing more. That's what the dirty knees meant.

>>12820639

She does at the end of the LN.

>> No.12820651

>>12820626
I dropped a couple quote links on accident, but the whole series of back links implies exactly what I said anyways.

>> No.12820653

>>12820649
>She does
Do they make little abominations?

>> No.12820658

>>12820616

It's not an orgy if people aren't fucking a whole lot of different people. Look it up.

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freaks

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