/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12829307
Merry Consumerism Day's Eve faggots.

We don't actually have any christmas Holstaurus pictures do we? Somebody needs to get on that.

>>12829311
Happy holidays pleb.

>>12829313
Indeed.
I gave lesska a good reference for a xmas minotaur

>>12829313
Well there's this.

>>12829319
You do redraws for monstermusume, right?

>>12829319
Christmas Minotaur? We're getting one?

And Happy Sol Invictus superstuds!

>>12829330
And a Festivus for the rest of us.

>>12829330
Fuck off you're the worst goddess. Fucking chief god is better than you.

>A Day if the Life of A Pregnant Gamer Gazer and Her Husband: Xmas Edition Pt 1: Dawn of the Final Day.
>Gracie opens the door for Charon.
>"Hey Gracie! Ho-Ho-Hope you're ready for some Christmas cheer!"
>She stares blankly at Charon.
>"Oh come on it wasn't THAT bad!"
>"No, that's not it. We just need to be careful."
>"Why, and where's anon?"
>"He...he's everywhere."
>"W-what?"
>"Every year he gets like this, his love of Christmas sets him off."
>"Why?"
>"It's in our BLOOD as Gamers to wake up early on Christmas and rush to open presents...but Anon...is different. We made a deal when we moved in together that whoever gets to the presents first opens them. Each year he beats me, but what scares me is last year. I left him in our room and slept right next to the tree. When midnight hit I was reaching out, when he just appeared."
>"Uh Gracie, he's human. There's no way he could do that."
>"YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! His Christmas Spirit is too much, that's why invited you, his Dnd Wyvern friend and my old Oni Gym teacher. This year we're stopping him! I will open presents first!"
>"O-okay?"
>"But enough about that, how about some cookies!"
"Yay Cookies!"
>The two walk into the kitchen.
>"Fair warning they're oatmeal raisin, Anon hates them and it's the only way to get any."
>Gracie pulls the sheet out of the stove and stares in shock.
>"I-Impossible...the-they're SUGAR Cookies! How!? I know for a fact I made Oatmeal Raisin!"
>"I'M MR. ICE CHRISTMAS I'M MISTER SNOW!"
>A Wyvern runs in singing and pointing to her throat.
>"Wilma what's going on? Why are you singing."
>She frantically points to her throat.
>"Oh no, that's Anon's favorite Christmas Song! Charon we need to..."
>Gracie looks to see Charon looking like Jessica from Santa Clause is Coming to Town and that the Cookies were gone.
>"Oh God...it's happening again. Anon's Overblown Christmas Joy...his 「Ability」 to become hype over Presents and Cheer...「WINTER WONDERLAND」"

>>12829347
Somebody's not a superstud...

>>12829330
Griffith?

>>12829324
Occasionally when needed.

>>12829348
A stand that only works on chritsmas? Sick bro.

What happened with the last thread? I'm pretty sure it had a early death
Did mods scripted mg threads to die when they reach 10 page?

>>12829348
Anon's love of Christmas warps reality.

Hes like a Christmas C'thulu

>>12829381
It is for the best, ain't it?

>>12829381
Don't know.

Had 2700 posts though

>>12829381

Well if it's a 27k post limit we might as well be less apprehensive with posting mg images. I think one image every nine pages or so would be acceptable, if this is how threads are going to be from now on.

>>12829348
>>12829371
GiornoThatsBullshitbutIbelieveit.png.

>>12829396
It just works.

>>12829348
To note I was going to have one last line where Gracie got fat again and suddenly had Santa clothes on
But it would have overfilled my post limit and instead of trimming the fat on her stuttering I decided to omit the entire idea.

New MGE girl soon.

>>12829440
Any idea what it is yet or when the release date is?

>>12829440
What do you mean? His twitter page hasn't updated.

>>12829440

Oh, really? When?

When will Recap anon return from the war ;_;
Highlights, skipping over alot of smaller stuff because im lazy. And in no particular order:

Monster girl prostitutes, suffering, and a hint at healing in the near future.
More sub vs dom shit flinging.
CYOA'S are still apparently against the ruuuruuu's.
More 'Are monster girls bestiality' shit flinging
MGQ paradox gets a trailer!
Monster girl baby sitters.
Healthy monster girls are olev.
What would holiday themed monsters be like?
Loen is not kill.
thegreens and Seafoam are not kill.
Bromont makes a Christmas special CYOA over on /a/, not sure if thats over with yet or not.
MGC gangsters.
Onee san vs Cake vs MILF

Didn't catch the end of the thread, so it's entirely possible im missing something big here.

>>12829478
>Bromont makes a Christmas special CYOA over on /a/, not sure if thats over with yet or not.
To be continued in the archives. Here's the address:

https://archive.moe/a/thread/118762720

>>12829478
It's better than nothing.

Thanks, fake-recap anon.

HO! HO! *hic* Merry Chrishmas ya little shitsh.

Now get in the sack *hic*

>>12829526
Can't weight to open presents while drinking Southern Comfort and Eggnog tomorrow.

>>12829529
Wait not weight. Baby jesus what's wrong with me today?

>>12829526
Honey....your drunk....

Just put the bag down and we can cuddle by the fire....

Will there ever be a MG Christmas Carol about a bitter Christmas Cake Tanuki who hates Christmas, makes some guy keep working through Christmas and gets visited by the Ghost Girls of Christmas Past, Present and Future?

I hereby declare that Valerie is the Queen of all anubi.

Sadly she'd have to leave her room to accept the crown.

>>12829545
I'm actually going to try and write that tonight.

>>12829526

I'm not the kind of person who would get in the sack with a strange person. If you really wanted to captive-ate me then you're doing a bad job. Kidnap-rape is not my bag, baby. But I'll stop now, I don't want to get carried away here.

Sherry Christmas, you drunk.

>>12829552

Charon lay off the eggnog.

>>12829478
>missing something big here
It's okay, I guess I'll never hit it big...
Okay guys. It's a little over nine in the evening, I'm done with family for the day, there's enough caffeine in my system to stay up all night.
Do I:
1. Write a new chapter of Vertex non-stop so Raquel can have a house for Christmas Day after all
Or
2. Just watch Nightmare Before Christmas and go to bed?

>>12829552
Do you really think she cares about your opinion.

>>12829535
NO!.. *hic* Santa said I gotta deliver presentsh.

If you're tryin' to ruin Chrishmas then I'll give ya a knuckle shandwich...

what kind of ads would you find in a MG centric magazine?

>>12829445
>>12829452
>>12829458

Not that guy, but on average KC releases a new MG about every 3 weeks. The next such interval lands almost exactly on Christmas day. So unless he's taking a break for Christmas, there should be a new profile in the coming days.

>>12829561
It's alright sister, I've got it.

>>12829562
A little dated, but a 'Got Milk?' ad with an overly satisfied holstaurus.

>>12829568
Hey it's that girl from the netball team.

Her horns look nice.
I hope she notices me...

>>12829561
Honey, Mrs. Travers called.

She said you ran off with one of the mail bags after beating Selma in a drinking contest.

Just put it down.

>>12829574
You could always steal her dirty spats.

>>12829557
If you think it won't spoil your day tomorrow then go ahead and write.

Great taste in movies by the way. That's my favorite holiday movie.

>>12829579
>spoil your day tomorrow
It's Christmas Day, it's not like I NEED to go anywhere.
Then it's decided! I'll write for 35 minutes, then watch the movie, write during commercial breaks, then keep writing until the chapter's done after the credits roll. Don't hold your breaths.

>>12829575
Nicesh try Grinch. You can't fool me. I'm too shmart for ya.

>>12829593
Oh god she thinks I'm the grinch again.

Honey...no....NOT THE SACK!

>>12829604
>Say it! Say "Hello Martha!"

>>12829608
H-Hello Martha..

(Hello police? My wife stuck me in a sack again. Yes this is Mr. Wilkes. Sure, I'll hold.)

>>12829593
Oh yeah if you're so smart how fast would Santa Claus need to travel in order to get every child on Earth Presents in one night, factoring in time zones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qQ7V-RjpwY

So how would you spend Christmas with a monster girl?

>>12829604

>A drunk Oni in a santa outfit will never barge into your house, shove you into a large sack and only leave your head poking out, take you back to her house and use you as a human-sized body pillow as she sleeps soundly like a baby by the fireplace

>>12829617
Full, happy, and likely drunk.

>>12829617
First we'd eat like pigs. Then we'd fall asleep next to each other and our bulging bellies. Sex would happen in the morning.

>>12829617

Curled up in a large blanket together while listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYsdmlTMZrc until we both fall asleep by the couch.

Too bad I'm sick, all the more reason to spend the holidays alone.

>>12829622
>Not having sex first to give he the bulging belly by other means.

>>12829617
Well. If you remember from last thread I prayed to based god Valerie-senpai for her model building skills, and for good reason-I'm constructing a B-26.
If I had the opportunity I would seek help from her directly because I suck at this sort of thing

A group of Salamanders that worship a great warrior in a red and white uniform abduct you from their home and take you to their lava filled village as an offering.
What do you do?

>>12829617
Playing in the snow until I'm cold and she has to warm me with hugs, then going inside to watch Tokyo Godfathers

>>12829644
>Tokyo Godfathers
That's one of those movies that can get a girl to lower her guard. Well played.

>>12829643
Become said great warrior by defeating all the salamanders

Would you give your monster daughteru a card with $50 in it among her Christmas presents?

>>12829650
They obviously worship Santa, though.

>>12829652
>$50
Is she like six? Then yes. Older daughterus need more.

Also: they're singing This is Halloween now. I watch it every year and it's still awesome.

>>12829659
>Older daughterus need more
Next you'll say they NEED their sweet 16, latest smart phone, and internet connection.

>>12829657
I AM SANTA

I wonder if in monster girl world there's a charity for monster girls without a husband on Christmas, everyone's going on about presents and family while all they want is a guy's yule log.

>>12829663
>and internet connection
I don't agree with those others, but that's like, a basic human right.

>>12829667
Yeah it's called KFC

>>12829617
Morning oral for the first present, then sex in the shower, then breakfast, then opening presents with more foreplay, then more sex, then lunch followed by doing whatever with the presents, then whatever until dinner, then dinner, then rough loving fucking followed by gentle cuddling until sleep.

>>12829666
But are you THEIR Santa? In their eyes he's a badass warrior who gives toys to those who preforms acts of kindness and goodwill, and beheads those who are naughty. He flies through the sky with a flaming sled pulled by Reindeer girls and one Wurm.

>>12829617
I want to dress polt up in festive Christmas attire and go around spreading happiness

>>12829672
>and one Wurm
I bet she ate all the gingerbread.

>>12829672
I am prepared to accept this responsibility and also the reindeer harem

>>12829652

Maybe after the avalanche of hugs, cuddles and cookies I'd give her.

>>12829678
She eats the cookies and drinks milk left behind.

>>12820669

>>12829679
>Reindeer harem
>"Ara, treat us well~"
>"Don't get the wrong idea!"
>"I'm hungry..."
>"You and your young, virile body can keep up with us, right?"
>"Ufufu, you're not bad looking."
>"I wish I had breasts..."
>"......"
>"E is for Eggnog."

What kind of gift do you get for a waifu like a lilim? It seems like they already have it all and if they don't they can just get it.

>>12829692
Yourself

>>12829692
Your love.

>>12829692
Yourself wrapped?

>>12829692
Your dick.

>>12829692
Your most precious object?

>>12829691
>E is for Eggnog
Y is for Yuck. Surely she would have better taste.

>>12829691
I want to help a flat reindeer girl with her self-esteem by running her through workouts that enhance the ass.

>>12829705
Are you talking shit about Eggnog?
Are we going to have a problem here?

>>12829692
Dick in a box

>>12829707
And running her through her ass with your dick.

>>12829708
Probably. When it's Christmas time, I drink glogg.

>>12829707
Just give her Hathor's milk. Its the cure for flat chests and curveless women everywhere.

>>12829716
What sort of workouts would give you a nice ass anyway?

>>12829718

I've got 3 bottles of J&B and I'm not afraid to use them.

>>12829722
There IS Google...
But I'd say just come up with anything as an excuse to make her feel better and plow that ass.

>>12829722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biCBPpsWdsE

cue electronic drums and synth

>>12829692
Lescatie

>>12829722
squats? running?

>>12829720
>It gets lost during digestion and goes straight to her hips and butt

Wait is it Christmas?

>>12829731
So I've been told.

>>12829726
can we get a monstergirl in leotard doing this?

>>12829729
I'd say that'd be hips and calves....
I'm no expert though

>>12829731
Christmas Eve, but semantics

bicycle is best butt exercise and legs too

>>12829730
>She's now got lewd hips, thighs, and ass
>Still flatter than a cutting board

>>12829730
>>12829742
Impregnate her, rub her breasts daily, and try the milk some more.

>>12829742
thatismyfetish.jpg

>>12829747
That may not work, but I refuse to not try it.

>>12829691
so let's make a SOL out of this. We have 8 reindeer to file-
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzen.

Vixen is obviously "Ara ara", very soft and curvy
Blitzen will be our sporty, less cury, tomboyish character
Donner will be our doofus jokester
Cupid is obviously the "You and your young, virile body can keep up with us, right?" popular girl who's good at singing. And archery.
Prancer a flirty.
Comet is moderately athletic, somewhat shy and wishes she had breasts bigger than a-cup
Dancer is cupid's brah, good at dancing (duh) and popular
Dasher is shy as hell, and very quiet.

>>12829747
I understand that impregnation does induce chest growth, but doesn't that also widen hips as well?

>>12829702

I can't give her herself!

>>12829760
Hmm.

>>12829764
Give her a mirror and tell her that she's the greatest gift ever
>instant blowjob action

>>12829766
you wanna try a better version?

>>12829760
>We're sexualizing the 8 reindeer's
I feel like we just crossed a line and should turn back. I mean, yeah we've done it with gods a planets, but something doesn't feel right here

>>12829763
I see no problems here.

>>12829770
There was never a line.

>>12829769
I can't think of any.

>>12829770
Dude, this is jp. Standards have been gone for decades.

>>12829770
There are no lines when sexualizing creatures by turning them into monster girls. That is the entire point of monster girls, turning things you would never sexualize into things you want to fuck the shit out of and impregnate.

>>12829770

You must have missed when we made networking equipment lewd too.

Switch-chan is still a slut.

>>12829780
I was there during that. I was there during most things.
Maybe it's just my childhood protesting, but it's like we broke something

>>12829760
>'twas the night before Christmas
>not a creature was stirring
>because everyone was too busy getting raped

>>12829742
I'm ok with this

>>12829772
In real life, no, since hip width is determined by the bone structure. You might get extra pudge around the hips to increase the apparent size, however.

>>12829790
It's not rape, it's a consensual multi-marriage between 8 cc reindeer, one goofy wurm, and a man with magnificent beard!

>>12829780
>talking shit aboot switch-chan
I'll fight you right now

>>12829793
Where's bromont when you need him?

>>12829792
I'm still ok with that

Are these girls going to have centaur bodies or satyr bodies?

>>12829793
I smell a sitcom!

>>12829792
Hathor's blessed milk alters bone structure as needed.
>>12829796
Probably living with Junko.

>>12829792
>in real life
What does that have to do with anything?

>>12829796
Eating Mcribs, fapping to Yuki Onna and slushies, and not here.

>>12829799
>probably living the dream
FTFY

>>12829799
I still don't know who junko is.

>>12829799
Isn't Bromont still homeless?

I want to fuck a deer girl in a slutty Santa suit.

>>12829805
You mean the prostitute hobo Jinko?

>>12829806
>still homeless
Hence living with Junko.
>>12829805
Just a character in Monster Girl Kindergarten, nothing more.

>>12829805
Homeless Jinko. She lives in junk, and either has sunglasses or two different colored eyes or both.

>>12829809
>prostitute
Whoa whoa, when did this happen?

>>12829809
>prostitute hobo jinko
I see nothing wrong here

>>12829808
What if things go all monkey paw on you, and she fucks YOU while you're in a slutty santa outfit?

>>12829809
>prostitute
No. Fuck you.

>>12829816
I'll still be happy, deers really like me for some reason.

>>12829809
>prostitute
No. Fuck you.

>>12829809

>Prostitute

Stop being a nigger, it's Christmas.

>>12829819
>really like you
If by like, you mean wanting to violate you until you're fucked silly, then yes, they do.

>>12829760
santas shota grandson is in it to take over for the original Santa, and shenanigans ensue
>rated pg-13

>>12829809
reminds me of that other prostitute jinko story

>>12829760
Blitzen should be the drunk one. (google "blitzed")

>>12829824
>With Tim Alan as Santa
>Wurm that get around as one of the deer
>Homeless Junko as homeless bum
>And Timmy as the shota grandson

>>12829823
No I mean they always come up to me to play around.

Hell I remember playing with a doe's kids and she was fine with it.

>>12829772
I never said it was a problem.

>>12829824
No, fuck shotas, they're in like 90% of mg material, its bullshit.

>>12829809

>>12829808
Me too son.

>>12829832
I hate shotas, personally, but what I hate more is assholes giving orders to other folks on what they can or can't post based on personal preferences.

>>12829819
>>12829830
They want to breed.

>>12829830
Sometimes they're friendly, other times they're quite assholeish.

>>12829836
Then leave 4chan. That's most of what goes on here.

>>12829780
Remember when we sexualized the monster girl encyclopedia itself? In addition to library books, newspaper and cardboard boxes? That was great.

>>12829837
But anon they can't breed with me, that's wrong.

>>12829838
Well I guess I'm super lucky because all of the deer I've met were super friendly, maybe I'm just good with animals?

>>12829837
>Night falls upon the north pole
>Santa goes to fuck his Elf slave harem
>He leaves his shota grandson alone with his deer
>They all turn to him with red glowing eyes and saliva dripping from their mouths
>Needless to say, there was a white Christmas.

>>12829840
>cardboard boxes
I STILL haven't seen a Cardboard Box Mimic molesting Snake.

>>12829841
There's nothing wrong with true love anon. You can be the one to create a new race, think about it!

>>12829849
Not like this anon, not like this!

>>12829854
Its for the good of mankind, the greater good anon!

>>12829854
It's happening whether you want it to or not. You best just give in and let her breed with you.

>>12829837
I want to breed with them
>>12829842
Can't we just have a consensual, non rapey cuddling session with a reindeer harem?

Another Christmas alone. Not even cute Chen can cure this longing.

The only people I have to talk to are you assholes. So for like, five minutes, could we stop being dicks to one another?

>>12829836
>>12829832

Agreed. Personally, shotas and their predictable "o-oh my, onee-chan, what are you d-doing to my pee pee?" demeanor pisses me off to no end, but I'm not vocal about it. No offense to the people who like them, though.

>>12829860
How about a slightly consensual gangbang where the shota is overwhelmed by the lust and desire of the Reindeer harem?

>>12829861
Suck my fucking cock fatty pussy bitch

>>12829861
I'm never a dick anon. We're here for you! Touch the Cow! Do it now!

>>12829863
Noooooo
And I don't wanna be a shota either my penis was real small back then

>>12829868
Can I touch all of them?

>>12829868
Too slutty, we need dopey cows that just sit down and eat grass
or stick their tongues out cause they can.
Cute Cows a best!

>>12829872
Yes, anywhere you want!
>>12829873
Cow tongues are rough.

>>12829870
You don't want them to cal your teeny weenie cute while riding both it and your face?

>>12829868
I wanna run a holstarus farm.
>>12829875
Nope. That'd just be uncomfortable.

>>12829809
You see a pair of bright green eyes leering at you from in the shadows of the alleyway. Afraid it might be one of those feral monster girls you've heard about on the news, you quickly turn to leave, but are interrupted by a rough female voice.

"Wait... please, I need..."

You see the eyes move upwards towards just above your own eye level, then hear a rustle of paper as a ragged Jinko lurches forward out of the alleyway. She has odd-looking ears, smudged sunglasses, and dried, crusted semen deeply embedded in the fur around her inner thighs, chin, and bust line. Other than a ragged potato sack, she appears largely naked. Judging by the horrid smell, they must have been from douzens of men over at least a number of months. Her expression is hard to read, but appears somewhere between pained and intoxicated.

You wrinkle your nose in disgust and take a defensive step backwards.

"I need more... m-more spirit energy... please..."

You're about to turn and run, but then you notice something -- her swollen belly, clearly in her last trimester. You hesitate for a moment on how you can best help her while simultaneously trying to disentangle yourself from the horrid mess of a Jinko. Unfortunately for you, she notices this and pounces. Before you can scream, she shoves a filthy, piss-stained rag in your mouth and drags you into the alleyway.

>>12829874
Not as rough as my love for cute cows

>>12829877
>uncomfortable
Well whatever works for you. Reindeer harem nonetheless sounds quite appealing.

>>12829878
>spirit energy

KC pls go

>>12829878
>Doing this to Junko
There is no curse in this plane of existence or the next that can convey my hate for you.

>>12829878
SO I guess I don't have any arms then? Or legs. Or muscles on my stumps, seeing as I was able to be subdued by a starving, pregnant, homeless jinko within 5 seconds.

>>12829884
Always find it odd that despite MGE being the basis of the overwhelming majority of MG content here, people always insist trying to enforce their headcanon, particularly when it directly contradicts it.

>>12829887
You're obviously a quadriplegic man.

Right then. I overestimated the amount of caffeine in my system. I'll finish up on the morrow.

http://pastebin.com/gG4a8FRX

>>12829868
>all these tiny hips
Nips a shit taste. I'd rather a flatty with nice hips.

>>12829887
>>12829890

What is surprise/shock, anon?

Also, what is a super-strong Tiger woman with deadly claws?

>11 more hours until Christmas
Oh boy.

>>12829889
That's because KC's world fucking blows.

Not only does it resolve everything with SPIRIT ENERGY and MAMONO MANA, but it's yet another fucking sword-and-magic fantasy realm. Fuck. That.

Contemporary settings without magical bullshit are the best.

>>12829897
Hungry/pregnant things aren't exactly fast or strong.

>>12829897
>Also, what is a super-strong Tiger woman with deadly claws?

Well, if you had read the story you would find that the "super strong tiger woman was...

starving and drunk: "Her expression is hard to read, but appears somewhere between pained and intoxicated."

disheveled: a ragged Jinko lurches forward out of the alleyway

pregnant: you notice something -- her swollen belly, clearly in her last trimester

I guess not everyone can be born with a brain.

>>12829889

>people always insist trying to enforce their headcanon, particularly when it directly contradicts it

I wouldn't say "forcing", it's more like shaping KC's shitty canon to cater your own tastes and make it more enjoyable for you.

>>12829868
Is it ok if I touch myself while touching the cow?

>>12829915
Why not have the cow touch you while you're touching the cow?

>>12829915
Is it okay to irrumate the imouto if she's a cow and I'm obviously touching her while I do it?

>>12829878

continue for the sake of my arousal

>>12829917
Why not just impregnate the cow?

>>12829922

>how_veal_is_made.gif

>>12829921
>continue
Can someone euthanize him after Christmas?

>>12829895
It's a shame how few people appreciate good hips paired with nice thighs and a supple ass.

>>12829909
In all fairness, that writer did say that she was at least partly hidden in the shadows (making it harder to see a change in stance in preparation to strike), and that he was pre-occupied thinking of what to do when she lurched.

Also, don't forget Jinko are normally very muscular. Being pregnant alone wouldn't dissolve all their muscle structure and make them weak as human women. Hell, even modern soldiers can carry several times the weight of a baby in equipment weight. Let alone a Jinko.

Don't be one of those armchair generals who always thinks "why doesn't the guy in the movie think of doing X despite being wounded, scared, confused, or in the dark?"

>>12829921
please no that story is shit.
Just another trapcat fingering his ass while wishing secretly and openly to be raped by the biggest, blackest cock the world has ever seen.

>>12829878
Sometimes I hate you all.

>>12829929
Fucking christ how many times do I have to point out that she's pregnant, starving and fucking DRUNK?

>Anons sluttifying Monstergirls
>On the day of Baby Jesus' birth of all days

Are you people seriously doing this?

>>12829928
>dat charonbutt
A lot of those are phoned in but DAYUM~

>>12829929
Pregnant things tend to hold back a lot and try not to move a lot.

>>12829935
Explain Further

>>12829937
As long as you don't make her the butt of your jokes you can keep talking about her ass.

>>12829940
No. I allready did. Read this, you lazy shit.
>>12829909
Or yknow, read the original story. Doofus.>>12829878

>>12829940
not him, but what is there to explain?

>>12829930

>secretly and openly

You're one of them grammatically challenged retards ain't you?

>>12829941
I'm an ass, man, so I'll make her the butt of the jokes regardless.

>>12829809
>>12829878
Nothing is sacred anymore or what. As if being alone the Christmas day were not enough, now this.

>>12829857
>>12829859
But I just want to play and tenderly cuddle the deer!

>>12829937
I dunno, that fifth-from-left Cheshire has a magnificent bubble butt.

>>12829948
This is the future you chose

>>12829944
>>12829945
I'm not sure I understand.

>>12829936
They deserve reindeer crap under their trees.

>>12829909
>>12829935
>>12829944
All she would need is to get one pounce off to catch someone at that close range. Her sheer mass would do the rest.

But clearly the plausibility of the scenario is just a mask for your massive butthurt, given your tendency to excessively curse and lash out at everyone you reply to. I'm sure if the writer is doing it to troll, your tears are just making it all the sweeter.

>>12829950
Too bad. Breed with the deer and give coal to the man forcing the prostitute thing.

>>12829946
I see nothing wrong with the grammar there.
Secretly, because he hides from everyone but those who are wiling to rail him, and openly to those with big, black dicks.

>>12829957
I could never hurt the heart of my wurm waifu like that.

>>12829958
gr8 b8 m8 but you're a little l8 so ditch your h8 cos you've got a d8 in the trashcan, where you belong.

>>12829948
#THANKSOBAMA

>>12829959
Fine, but I'm not gonna enjoy fucking that sopping wet doe cunt.

I'm not saying it

>>12829958
>Her sheer mass would do the rest.
>All she would need is to get one pounce off to catch someone at that close range
a pregnant, starving woman jumps a man, and uses her skeletal body, devoid of muscle or fat, to pin him down.
And then the poster thinks he's high and mighty because he can't think properly
Truly your finest moment.

>>12829963
>drops all pretence of arguing scenario plausibility and just goes to 100% shitposting and personal attacks.

Oh boy, you really made him buttman, anon.

>>12829967
then I will
SPROINK

>>12829947
I wonder if Charon-chan's constant butt and poop jokes would turn me off while I was violating her perfect anus.

>>12829967
>not enjoying it
You don't want to enjoy fucking the harem of Reindeer girls until they're a sloppy mess and carrying the next generation of present delivering deer?

>>12829967
I'll do it then.
>>12829959
I want to fuck flatty-mcniceass and vixen.

>>12829969
>woman

Uhh, I think that's the problem here anon. A MG is not a woman. Or is a Wurm "just" a woman, too?

>>12829975
If you want one you'll have to get all.

>>12829974
Okay, that does sound kinda fun.

But only if I can use their antlers to fuck their faces full.

>>12829977
"MG", or monster girl.
Girl being slang for female, or woman.
So I guess MG's are men now.

>>12829977
>A MG is not a woman
What.

When will KC do an automaton of some sort? I want something that appeals to my /m/-related sensibilities.

>>12829982
>>12829983
I think he means a pregnant starving woman != a pregnant starving MG. Unless you mean to imply a Wurm or Jinko's strength plummets to that of a regular woman during pregnancy.

>>12829984
Soulless automaton aren't really monsters though.

>>12829986
They're magical beings of some sort, like Elementals and Familiars.

Would life with a succuvirus be even more crazy than MeMeMe?

>>12829985
They would still be weaker than normal. Whether they're stronger than a normal woman or not is debatable. Nevertheless, shut the fuck up you guys.

>>12829984
Robots worst waifus.
They can be NTR'd simply by being hacked.
Not to mention repair costs because they keep damaging themselves due to lack of pain receptors

I still am hoping for a creepy lich stalker who watches me through the window as I do the most mundane things.

Life is cruel.

>>12829998
Does she sniff your dirty clothes and squirm adorably while watching you do mundane things?

>>12829997
By that argument you could argue regular MGs can be NTRed by pheromones or mind control spells.

Based on how KC wrote the Golem, a MG automaton would be more a magic (spirit-energy) powered magical being than an AI in a robotic shell.

What time is it?

>>12829307
Prepare your hearts, specially Miiafags.
Early Merry Christmas, anons.

>>12830003
____22:40____

>>12829986

>Automatons and aliens can't be monstergirls

I don't understand why some people refuse to acknowledge such, I mean, they're as exotic as other monstergirls.

I mean, come on, we got mushrooms, dark matter, umbrellas and even fucking japanese lamps made into monstergirls.

>>12829994
Stop talking about MeMeMe.

>>12830003
shitposting time

>>12830001
If you scratch your crotch casually she gushes all over your snow covered lawn.

>>12830003
Time to plow some Yuki Onna's snow, plow the Reindeer, and patiently dig in to some CCs.

>>12830002
MGs have will though, and as such could ignore the effects through willpower, robots have no soul thus no will.
Also some MGs are immune to magic

>>12829997
>What is magitek.
I just want a bit of clang clang, along with the potential for daugterus. ;_;
>>12830006
Early Merry Christmas to you too, Loen.

>>12830008
What kind of aliens would we be talking about here?

>>12830006
I love you Loen.

No Alp.

>>12830014
So are robots. They have no faith, so magic can't harm them.

>>12830003
Time for kitsune udon

>>12830012
If you fall sleep she stands by your bed and watches you while squirming.

>>12830019
>They have no faith so magic can't harm them
That's bullshit and you know it
Also it means they take more damage from Dark.

>>12830014
If magical creation invalidates the potential for a soul, then a huge chunk of magically-created MGs would be soulless by definition. I'm not sure your logic is applicable in KC-land.

>>12830006

Thanks Loen. Happy Holidays to you too.

What's next?

>>12830021
Look at them, so fucking smug in that bowl, knowing you just want some goddamn food.

I want to fuck a smug monster into a twitching blob of pleasure every time I see one.

>>12830006
woah, awesome loen, same to you!

>>12830003
http://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo?t=2m7s

>>12830029
>Hasn't played Tactics

>>12830006
Merry Christmas, Loen, you glorious and magnificent bastard.

>>12830021

>>12830032
I dunno, they don't look that smug to me.

>>12830006
>She doesn't have a Christmas Present waiting for me in her uterus
6.7/10

What would you prefer of the two?

Lamia

Or

Shirohebi?

for hugs, snuggling , or sex?

>>12830043
She's going to get fat eating food bigger than her.
Continue

>>12830048
Lamia for tight and fierce cuddles. I want to not feel my legs for a while.

>>12830048
A Shirohebi is a lamia.

Apophis.

>>12830048
A mil chocolate colored Lamia.

>>12830014
>>12829997
>>12830019

>Implying robotgirls don't have a Megaman X-tier foolproof self-defense system that protects her from any and all hacking attempts
>Implying a robotgirl won't develop a set of protocols and directives that gathers more data the more you show your love for her, further perfecting her system and effectively granting her emotions like love and happiness

What's next? You're gonna tell me you wouldn't love a zombie girl just because she's stoic most of the time? Just give 'em a chance, man.

>>12830055
>Adaptive internal system
Neat.

>>12830055
I have a thing for zombie girls. I want to build her up to be something special.

>>12830055
Ignore him, anon. He's suffering from the usual case of "MY interpretation of many possible potential ways to create fictional automatons is the only valid option".

Aka, headcanon enforcement. Just ignore him.

>>12830058
Dr.Frankenstein please.

>>12830061
>Dr. Frankenstein

>>12830061
Don't you mean Dr Frankenfran

I'd like to have my kuudere Kunoichi childhood friend to deliver me presents.

>>12830055
>Megaman X
You mean the universe where most of humanity is nearly dead because of all the shit Sigma pulled in 5 and 6?
Yeah I wanna live in THAT world.
Also you're talking AI levels that we won't see for like 2 centuries at least

>>12830068
>Kunoichi
Oy vey.

>>12830069

Yeah, the same universe that had it's horrible war-torn fate sealed the moment Dr Light decided to give weapons + free will to robots.

>Yeah I wanna live in THAT world.

I don't, but if you do, go nuts.

>Also you're talking AI levels that we won't see for like 2 centuries at least

I know, but hey, they're monstergirls, mate. We don't really need realism here.

>>12830071
She'd make a perfect Santa since you know.

He's not real.

>>12830067
No, Fran is a horrible monster that does horrible things to people

>>12830077
No the perfect Santa is YOU when you deliver presents to your kids while dressed up as him.

>>12830071

>Ninja jews
>Jewjistu

Thanks, now I can't stop chuckling like an idiot.

>>12830048
shirohebi.... Unless the yandere meter goes through the roof. I find light and medium yandere amusing and sometimes even attractive, but I'm nobody's cockslave.

>>12830081
>they protect the wallstreets secrets with their Jewjitsu
What have we done?

>>12830058
Where's that one greentext about the anon's zombie turning into a lich

>>12830088
>zombie turning into a lich
how does that even work?

>>12830083
You're only her cockslave if you cheat on her for whatever reason.

>>12830003
Time for slime.

>>12830092
Something something pure love

>>12830088
MachineAnon did a big story about zombie -> wight, but not to lich.

>>12830088
You mean Wight.

>>12830003
IT'S REYN TIME!

>>12830092
Ton of Semen AKA Mana
being pumped into a Zombie
Just be careful
They say if you turn your zombie into a cum balloon she becomes human after absorbing all the semen.

>>12830097
>>12830096
mmm yes I believe that is correct.

>>12830097
That's wight.

>>12830094
Eww, slime pussy

>>12830094
bubble butts

How are you going to celebrate Christmas with your waifu? Are you going to make a special dinner for her?

>>12830120
Give her a white christmas.

>>12830120
Don't have one, too many options to pick.

>>12830120
Yes, I'll give her a bun in her oven with my creamy white filling. And other such sexual food-based double-ententes.

>>12830122
>>12830125
How can what you give her be real if she isn't real?

>>12830132
>spongebobIMAGINATION.jpg

>>12830135
What, you mean self-induced schizophrenia?

>>12829895
>DFC
>Nice birthing hips
Mah nigga.

would you accept her gift anon?

>>12829984
I think he's mentioned that he's got a few Golem-types and such planned that might appeal to a Mecha-Girl sensibility.

No word on how far down the line they are though.

>>12830139
Yes, imagination is a hereditary genetic disease.

2edgy4me

>>12830142

Sure, why not. Fia is the cutest.

>>12830142
Oh right, I was going to continue that story. Thanks for reminding me.
It'll probably be after Christmas though, since I'm doing another one that day. Or maybe I can write them at the same time.

>>12829617
Spending time with her and her hopefully-not-god-awful parents.

I mean, her mother's a Pharaoh, how bad could it be?

All I want for Christmas is a healed pelvis and a shit ton of vodka to dull the pain when she breaks it all over again.

>>12830088
but they turn into wights

>>12830150
>>12830151

What story? Link?

>>12829878
>wah, what are we gonna do in the alleyway? POMF
I can taste the nerd-raging, and it is delicious.


it would be perfect if she had a dick, too

>>12830154

> How bad could it be

They're serial hair-rufflers and headpatters. You're doomed.

>>12830159

I heard bait works best when applied to the hook, not the fucking keyboard.

This seems like it could be useful.

I'm just not entirely sure HOW.

>>12830113
Bubble butts are good. Bubble slimes are not.

>>12830166
What's wrong with a bubble slime?

>>12830165
Would a Bai Ze girl be the Mist Continents equivalent to that one archivist Dark Matter?

>>12830167
The stench is unbearable until you get to consume part of her and then it's intoxicating and addictive. Not the worst slime but certainly not the best.

>>12830173
But smells and chemicals are the best.

>>12830180
Would you sniff your MG Waifu's armpits after a lengthy, intense workout?
I would.

>>12830165
>tikbalang.
now that's a comprehensive chart

>>12830180
Bleach and ammonia make an interesting combination, but I wouldn't be inhale it for long periods of time.

>>12830186

No. Because I don't feel comfortable doing that to someone who clearly is exhausted and just wants to take a friggin' shower.

and then have sex in the shower.

>It's Christmas Eve
>You go to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night hearing noises
>Go Downstairs and see someone eating the cookies you left out
>You turn on the light
>A 300 pound Elf girl in red and white is putting presents under your tree
How do you react?

>>12830165
Goodness that thing's a mess

in other news, I just recieved a message reading "you have been blocked from posting for violating global 3-garbage outside of /b/"
Now, I understand that the janitors have a job to do, and sometimes I am influenced by that job, but what the hell does "garbage outside of /b/" mean? I see nothing about this in the rules and there isn't a post that was flagged in relation. Anyone got any advice?

>>12830190
What if she gets turned on by you finding her scent appealing though?

But yes, shower sex, obviously.

>>12830192

pomf

>>12830192
Castle laws say I can kill the fat elf on sight.

>>12830192
I giggle like a school girl and wave.

>>12830192
Alt.

>It's Christmas Eve
>You go to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night hearing noises
>Go Downstairs and see someone eating the cookies you left out
>You turn on the light
>A harem of 8 reindeer girls and a wurm knocks you out and transports you to the north pole to be their new master.

>>12830194
Stop posting now. Your post may have already gone too far. I got a month ban because I thought I was muted for 15 minutes when 4 chan x told me I could post again in 15 minutes.

>>12830195

In that case then I'll lick the sweat off her glistening thighs.

>>12830206
Guess I'll sit here in the corner, crying while eating spoonfulls of ice cream.

Just like real life.

;_;

>>12830200
I like how there is just a Wurm around. Like she went looking for santa and actually found him. Decided to stay and help spread holiday cheer.

>>12830200
Those deer are getting spanked.

But that Wurm is getting headpats

>>12830209
>Lick her sweaty, glistening thighs.
Good taste.

>>12830210
what recent posts did you make that might have caused it?

>>12830216
I wouldn't know. I ribbed a dude for wanting to get raped but it ended just as fast as it begun.

>>12830142
Yes

>>12830222
my nigger

>>12830222
Ushi's are mean buttheads.

>>12830173
>The stench is unbearable
thats what she say about me

>>12830249
Get a shower, mongoloid. She lives in the sewer. You don't. She'll appreciate you smell like lavender and rose petals before she traps you into an addiction cycle you are not able to comprehend.

Holy mother of christ the thread just got blasted by deletions

>>12830255
Banned people were talking.

They have thus been ultra-banned, I imagine.

>>12830257
I tried to tell him but he just kept posting.

>>12830261
I'm fine, but I'm gonna hush it for a day and hope whatever the problem was disappears.

What'cha doing nerds?

>>12830265
Awaiting the newest Encyclopedia entry.

>>12830265
Doing nerd stuff. Lustin over kikimora tailfeathers an' shit. You know; the usual.

>>12830265
Drinking.

>>12830265

Reading history novels.

>>12830265
Still being torn about if I want a Kikimora or a Kunoichi maid.

Maybe I'll take both for maid rivalry

>>12830194
This means "stop posting reaction images"

>>12830265
Trying to stay conscious...

Flu has really knocked me for a loop...

>>12830280
How about a kikimora with a ninja fetish?

>>12830265
Writing the one off Christmas Special I promised.
Also remind me to never make anything involving a teacher ever again or at least not give the kids names.

>>12830284
Oh that sounds nice too.

But I'd rather have a Kunoichi and Kikimora being rivals for the master dick

I'd dick them both at the same time regardless of who won.

>Santa has a dozen reindeer girls
>gets to look at their varied asses: firm, thick, round, plump toned, etc

>>12830265
waiting here for the non-existent snow, snuggling with my non-existent sexy MG wife, we will have non existent sex later and have imaginary fun tomorrow.

Life is such suffering.

>>12830286
Sure you've got class rep, dumb kid, the one that sits in that seat, and kids 4-32.

>>12830006
>Miia
Thanks for nothing.
Have a good one.

>>12830265
But it is lies. She is no fairy. I want a fairy goddammit.

>>12830265

I watching this kikimora abuse some homeless jinko in a cardboard box
She is being really vicious to her.

its kinda hot.

>Yfw coal is actually MG fetuses

>>12830339
I'm sorry, what?

>>12830339
What.

>>12830339
What are you smoking.

>>12830339
My disgust is overpowering my anger and confusion.

I want to gather up a bunch of paladins get them hyped up on eggnog and sugar tell them mg slanted Christmas stories to get them well and truly riled up . Then hand out deamon silver weapons and turn them loose on Christmas day. It would be like carolers only more entertaining.

ded

>>12830348
that's not mg related.
be careful you don't get banned.
reaction pics get bans now.
good thing i think1

>>12830382
I suppose the tryptophan in the Christmas Turkey got to them.

>>12830393
Actually, it's pretty retarded.

>>12830393
Wait what

>>12830393
What the hell are you bitching about? He deleted it.

Anyways, I understand why people get so anal over reaction images. Seriously, fuck those whiners.

>>12830382
There is some new cow coming perhaps later.
Also, new Hitomi soon.

This chapter is good, and hyped for the next part.

New Birdcafe soon too, gotta finish cleaning it.

What if your childhood friend suddenly started treating you like shit, so you abandoned her worthless vampire ass.

>>12830410
Stop it already.

>>12830410
I suppose you get a scenario similar to this one.
http://pastebin.com/8PuzKFP2