/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for horsepussy a shit.

Upsies though.

>Art by Loen.

>>12926776

>>12926661

There was actually a bunch of living doll stories posted the other day.

Hey /mgt/.
I have a picture of mai waifu.

Do you want me to share it with you?

>>12926785
Oh god. Oh god my heart. This is the end.

>>12926792
Sure as long as it's a 2D MG

enjoy

>>12926776
>Nightmare and Lich
Is it bad that I know exactly who comissioned this?

>>12926776
>MGK kikimora
>glacies
>sahuagin with a floater/water wings

>>12926787

Dark-skinned elf with white/silver hair and glasses too? She's fucking perfect.

>>12926788
Where?
>>12926792
I have reason to be skeptical.

>>12926795
mfw i'll never have the fluffy

>>12926794
Well, yes. May hap someday though...

>>12926802
And why're you skeptical anon?

>>12926785
Her eyes, use some redish orange instead of grey. Or just use the flames color.
>>12926788
Really? Damn, I missed the fun.

>>12926795
She could probably use that thing like a Zweihander if she pleased.

>>12926802
It was from this. Granted none of them were what I'd call 'great,' there was some decent stuff.

http://strawpoll.me/3402339/

>>12926785
Why my heart....

>>12926788
>>12926802

It was part of a weekly writefag competition started by Bob on IRC. The random MG button landed on living doll, so something like eight-ish stories got made for her

>"Its good to be a fox!"

>>12926812
>Granted none of them were what I'd call 'great,'
A two hour time limit will do that, anon

That said, it's certainly more than I can crank out in two hours

>>12926795
Its a little fox sleeping on her tail......my heart,,,,,

>>12926816

>>12926822
It's cuter to imagine it's one of those "I'm so ashamed right now that I have to hide my face" poses

>>12926816
Those are some shitty ears.

>>12926823
Nice.

>>12926809
Noted, but I do need to hit the hay in a few.

>>12926798
How do you know me?
Are you a stalker?
Should I be afraid?

>"ANON...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?......HER SEAL CAME OFF........."

>>12926798
Zhana's is a self-professed spend-a-holic. He's commissioned like 20 things at this point.

>>12926839
No matter what happens next, I have no regrets.

Does a cat girl who lacks big fat cat tats deserve to be called a girl? I mean, she might as well be a washboard at that point, right?

>>12926834
You're pretty obvious, Anonlich

>>12926844
See? I'm not the only one who notices

>>12926839
>implying it wasn't on purpose

>>12926847
nah. A washboard is when you can't feel anything at all on her chest.

>>12926847
Yes. You just posted my favorite body type too.

Loen if you're here please indulge my fantasy and draw a pic of a sea bishop or glacies about to kiss the viewer after embracing him from the front, happily/sensually and blush optional. Or any of the artists.

>>12926847
She clearly has a fine pair of ass-cheeks and thighs to compensate.

>>12926816
Those boring flat cat tats....
Big awesome fox bewbs ....

>>12926844
>>12926848
...well fine then.

Here's my latest bit of waifuism given form then.
Based Mono.

>>12926860
>Yes.jpg

>>12926860
Those are some really meaty paws.

>>12926860
Why is it that Anubisfags always drop so much money to get their waifu drawn? Of all of the waifufags they seem to be the quickest to commission shit for their waifu to be drawn.

I mean, I'm not knocking your tastes, Anubis is top tier as is that picture, I'm just wondering

>>12926866
Thats why she doesn't have gloves or sleeves !

>>12926866
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY

>>12926869
It's mostly that one guy Zhana who is, as previously mentioned, an uncontrollable spender. I bet easily 90% of all Anubis commissions are from him alone.

>>12926866
Yeah, just as they are meant to be.

Penis inje...spection day

>>12926785
Christ I just want to pick her up and hold her all day.

>>12926869
I can't speak for others, but me personally, I'm just really bad at restraining my spending. Totally worth every penny in my mind. Get to admire mai waifu in a gorgeous dress like that.

I'm going to be commissioning something involving a Dragon very shortly.

>>12926875
Untrue.
Just this, and that Oasis threesome pic.
I've got a list of like 40-some image ideas though, and half of 'em are Anubis, so...in the future, that statement will be more true.

>>12926872
BIG.
MEATY.
CLAWS.

>>12926869
>>12926872

Can you not post those reaction pics, or images that aren't MGs please?

Notice I am asking nicely .

>>12926869
To my knowledge, we currently have two writefags with a fixation on them,
I really admire that too, it makes me wonder what the other writefags favorite monstergirl types are.

>>12926879
I want no injections near my dick ever.

>>12926882
>Spoiler
You are now my niggah.

>>12926876
I want to lick her armpit.

a fluffy snake?
Is this even possible?

>>12926885
They're going to delete them after some time, you oaf.

>>12926886
Which two writefags are those?

>>12926885
Oh, I forgot image limit was a thing. Sorry about that.

>>12926895
Anonlich and Trachyon.

Want some?

>>12926875
I remember reading in this thread about that one guy who wasted $500 on that card game just to make an Alternate card for the Anubis despite the fact it was already confirmed and he wasted it for everyone.

Man that whole story pissed me off.

>>12926885
I thought we got rid of you people.

>>12926882
Speaking of, here's another dumb thing.

God, I hope KC actually makes more Dragons.

Anubutt best butt

>>12926902
Mushrooms are fucking great when on a burger with blue cheese, or a pizza with roma tomatoes.

>>12926914
>Spoiler
He's said in a Q&A that Chromatics are on his to-do list. Low priority though, so I dunno when they'll get done.

He teased different elemental breaths, and then also a Black Dragon who's a Druella-Faction Extremist much like Devils are.

>>12926893
Lich experimentation, yes.

>>12926914
I like dumb things.

>>12926911
Man, I've thrown down crazy money on these pics and even I think that's stupid.

I love Anubis, as the above pic obviously demonstrates, but even I think that's retarded and a waste.

>>12926918
An extremely agreeable statement.

>>12926799
>MGK Kiki

>>12926923
Oh well, patience is a virtue.

>>12926927
Me too anon, me too...

>>12926787


Well, here is an attempt at doing an Oni

>>12926930
Hnng cute!

>>12926937
>hair style on the left
My favo-fucking-rite one in existence I tell you what.

>>12926911
Wait, what do you mean? How did it waste it for everyone if he made something going to be made anyways. Got a link or something to explain the context?

>>12926942
Good taste Anon.

Damnit Bobby!

>>12926937
I mean Amazon, Derp!

>>12926955
>Amazon
Looks more like an Oni or lesser demon to me.
Let's keep it that way.

>>12926955
I don't think she has any relation to the MGE's Amazon.

>>12926949
Here's the context as I understand it anon.
>Card Game Kickstarter
>One reward tier ($500) is getting to decide on what a future card will be.
>Dude who buys it picks Anubis
>Despite the fact that first expansion is revealed to be Egyptian-themed.
>Anubis girl pretty well confirmed to be in it.
>$500 "Add a card!" reward goes towards a palette swap rather than a new girl who may now never be in the game.

And this is a matter of concern because the game has nice artwork, even some by Monorus. So yeah, it's a pretty big waste.

>tfw you will never have an alp GF to play strip street fighter with
>tfw she will never win at first, until you're down to your underwear
>tfw she will never start intentionally losing well choosing juri, cammy, and chun li
>tfw she will never give you a shit eating grin as you get more and more turned on

Something from my archives.

>>12926949
The basic story is I remember right

>Card game has $500 option to make your own custom Monster Girl
>Only 9 available, they go fast
>Most people choose neat monsters like a Leviathan and Orchid Mantis
>Anon (Is even credited on his card as Anonymous) decides he wants an Anubis
>An Anubis was already confirmed to be made anyways in the near future, with artwork of her already shown
>There was also a $400 tier where you could make an Alt. Art for a Monster Card so he probably could've done that instead
>Anon doesn't care
>So instead of making a new Monster that probably wouldn't have been in and a unique card, Anon spends $100 extra on a very limited prize option to make an alternate color card

>>12926967
>street fighter

If it's ultra, that story will go quite differently.

>>12926973
>archives
What are you, the royal scholar of monster girls?

>>12926966
>>12926976
At least that has no effect on the fact that we're getting an Orchid Mantis.

>>12926985
Yeah, I'm lookin' forward to the Orchid Mantis.

iirc, there's to be a Phoenix too.

>>12926983
TOUCH THE COW!
DO IT NOW!

>>12926991
>Touch the cow [X]
>Bully the alp [ ]
>Don't dick the daughteru [ ]

Done, that's the first

>>12927001
We need to make MGG bingo card
you get to mark off something when a certain MG is posted, or a certain phrase is issued
or a certain namefag turns up

>>12927001
>MGK []
>Someone voting for Anubis in MGK []
>Argument 1[]
>Argument 2 []
>Argument 3 []
>Argument 5 []
>Loen killing 2.8 billion people with one pic []
>Loen killing everyone else with another []
>Making fun of Bob []
>Onebitch hating on Kamen Rider []
>Someone complaining about boogiemanning []
>Recap Anon's recap []

>>12927024
>Someone voting for Anubis in MGK [X]
Yeah, that's m'job.

>>12927019
I'll let the proper oldfags handle that.

>>12927024
Well, that should be easy enough to complete.

Ever got your ass kicked by a six year old?

>>12927037
>6
7, because 2nd grader and all that.

>>12927037
>Not the "Powerfluff Girls".

>>12926985
>>12926988
I wonder if anyone here chose the custom card option. I mean, we do have a shit load of people here.

>>12926816
I seriously hope this guy is only pretending to be that big an asshole to teasingly play on his girlfriend/wife's insecurities later.

>>12927056
Not me. Despite my flagrant and impulsive spending habits, I didn't help Kickstart Grimagia.

Though after hearing about the Anubis, Orchid Mantis, and Phoenix, and seeing Monorus' dragon girl for it, I've been convinced to buy the game at some point or another.

>>12927056
Nah, not a fan of card games in general.

I will check out the artwork tho.

>>12927056
MGU's forum claims they've had, at their peak, 180 people online at the same time.

We're lucky to hit that number of unique IP's in a thread over 48-72 hours (not even excluding false hits for people using dynamic IPs).

Unless it's shrunk, their community size eclipses ours, so it was probably folks from over there.

>>12927056
I did. They just recently sent me mine, I can post it if you guys want me to.

>>12927066
No, of course we don't want any never-before-seen OC art about monster girls in this thread. Derp.

But seriously, please..

>>12927066
Do it anon.

I'm curious.

>>12927075
Wait, is this it?

Because goddamn is this ever beautiful!
Yeah, fuck it, buying this game.

>>12927075
>No meaty paws.

7/10, would still impregnate.

SOMEONE DRAW ME A DAMN SEAHAWK HARPY!!!

>>12927089
Seahawk as in the handegg team?

>>12927089
Christ, calm down. They beat the Packers, woop di doo

>>12927074
>>12927076
Here it is. I debated on either a Nachash or an Audrey, since I hadn't seen Monster Girl versions of either, but I figured more people, myself including, would rather a snake than a plant. I hope I made the right choice.

>>12926860
Nice.

>>12927096
Quite lovely indeed.

>>12927096
Not really my cup of tea, but yes, snake was the better choice.

Pure love.

>>12927089
Pls no. I'm a $(erfag and Harpy is my waifu. I don't want my heart to die.

>>12926973
>>12926937
>>12926787
Something light colored this time.
I prefer my Dark Elves though

>>12927112
>I prefer my Dark Elves though
Agreed.

>http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
I certainly don't mind the attention Hellhound has gotten, but god damn.

Why do the words "I love you" make my dick diamonds, especially in a tender /ss/ scenario such as this one?

>>12927116
Because that entire story is adorable.

Still hoping for some more SoL Cuteness, but if that's all that there is, well, it was nice while it lasted, and has a nice ending.

>You will never be molested by a swarm of curious Dragon Girls
Damn you Yamato.

>>12927116
I just noticed, the lower portion of her right leg is miscolored/lacks fur.
>>12927134
I'm not watching some Fukuda self-insert shit.

>>12927136
>cross ange
>self insert

>>12927134
Oh thank god.

>>12927134
I thought those were succubi

>>12927142
>Kira Yamato look-a-like
>Not a self-nsert.

>>12927119
Seeing eye daughterus

>>12927177
H-Help...no...cannot...stop...the...ugh...
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG-!

>>12927105

I'm more of a Gazer fan.

>>12927177
So tender.

>>12927183
Someone needs to edit that one and replace the SCP with the moe-ified MG version

>>12927177
>Mother and daughter argue over who gets to lead dad while he wanders off without them noticing.

>Cue wacky hijinks

incoming.

>>12927187
>Scooby Doo sound effects

>>12927190
unf

>>12927183
Gazer for #1 babysitter.

>>12927116
>a fate worse than death

Disregarding my waifu being implicated. This story has its merits but no.

No.

>>12927190
Oh my that's a nice angle.
To get raped from.

>>12927190
Unf

>>12927197
So does she hug you as tight as she can if you blink?

Or does she still snap your neck?

>>12927190
Oh boy.
>>12927198
A normal death would've been the easy way out for them.

>>12927197
No, the snapping sound is your belt and/or waistband being cut off so your pants dropped.

>>12927202
Just hugs.

>>12927190
Oh another mantishit

>>12927190

> Monorus actually let Bob commission him

Into the trash it goes.

>>12927190
Can we get something else instead of a Manticore?

>>12927096
>Nachash
>Audrey

the fuck are either of those, never heard of them before ever

>>12927211
Bob, the art, or Mono?

>>12927198
>fate worse than death
That depends entirely on your view of the afterlife and how you get there. If they were bound for hell anyways all she did was speed them along. It's funtionally no different than just killing them. And monsters that would brutally gang rape a kid would almost certainly be on their way to hell after death.

Let's not start this again though. I say we just agree to disagree.

>>12927220

All three.

>>12927209
Adorable, she'll be carried around the whole facility.

So the breach would just be a bunch of monster girl SCP's trying to get hugged?

>>12927215
This

Maximum oversaturation. The #1 drawn monstergirl in these threads bar none

>>12927190
Please tell me this is a commission and you are not doing this because you want to.

>>12927210
>>12927215
Im going to have to side with these guys, can we not have more manticore art?

>>12927224
Some of the more dangerous ones would be dominating.
But yes.

>>12927190
We love Monorus and all but please, drawfags, writefags, colorfags, fuck off with Manticores, there's a whole other bunch of MGs.

>>12927227

See >>12927211

Like the Cheshit daki, expect to see a futa version.

And for drawfags at large, let this be yet another lesson. Do NOT let the promise of commission money permit you to lower your standards to Bob-level. It's the fastest way to destroy your reputation.

Is this where the Manticore fags start going on about tailpussy and stabbing you with their barbs and the other wonderful forcing they do?


>>12927190

>>12927226
>>12927227
>>12927215
>>12927211
>>12927210

Please no more manticores!

>>12927226
I don't know, Lilims are catching up due to Mari.

>All these people bitching about Manticore oversaturation
Kikimora is worse as of late. Especially with the cringeworthy Janet shit.

>>12927231
I don't feel like quoting a whole bunch of people, so your post will do.

Why do you guys care so much about what other people like?

>>12927231
That's why I purposefully don't use them.

There is so much content for them that I want the other MGs to get some love

>>12927226
>>12927227
You know what we need? A Hellhound laying on her side in bed, with a pissed off look on her face and shota hands holding onto her belly from behind.

Is she just for show?

>>12927233
But I already received $45 bucks from Bob to make the next MGK about Manticores and Cheshires. I can't turn him down because I already spent the money on pizza, beer, and biggins.

>>12927238
Only you and a few others feel like that.

>>12927244
Not enough funnels

>>12927238
No, that's dumb.

Try again.

>>12927239
It's more disappointment that drawfags are having their valuable time and art juice taken up by a monster that already has a shit-ton of art, when there are so many other wonderful things they could be doing.

>>12927235
WE NEED MORE FUCKING PHARAOH. I DEMAND, IN THE NAME OF PHARAOH THE GREAT, KEEPER OF THE TWO KINGDOMS, AND DESTROYER OF SET, A PICTURE OF A PHARAOH GIVING PAIZURI AND A BLOWJOB TO ONE LUCKY FUCKER. Just kidding. No one would ever draw anything for me. Never have.

>>12927248
>>12927250
>I don't want people to make art of Monster Girls I don't like on the basis that they already have plenty of content already, it's fine when it's one I do like despite fitting the same bill!

>>12927239
>Why do you guys care so much about what other people like?

This thread is pretty much filled with people who run on the "Stop liking what I don't like" mantra

Besides, I won't believe some random ass post that implicates Bob commissioning Monorus until we see a triptag from either saying such, or a pic of the conversation, cause anything else is just trying to incite shotstorms

>>12927254
>Drawfag draws Ophy smacking Pharaoh's face on a seesaw

>>12927239

Because this is yet another attempt by Bob to fuck with the threads via proxy. Go ahead and claim >memehate if you want but it's rather clear from his past actions what the truth is.

Reason he did the writefag "contest?" So he could claim he's trying to help out the community, when in reality it's just to sow the seeds of a new "good old boys" IRC channel. Because there aren't enough splinter groups that worship him yet.

8/10 art in .Less' album are Bob's, especially if they're futa shit or manticore related. They were done so he can point to them and say "See look! It's just memehate! I'm contributing to the threads! And you're scaring off our only active drawfag!"

>>12927244
Of course not.
Nu-Dragon-Chan an awesome.
More Mecha-Dragon Girls pls.

>>12927243
>BlindShota Fanart
Yes.
This we need.

>>12927257
I DO like Manticores.
However, we need more art of others since we are oversaturated with Manticores. Too much of something is always a bad thing, anon.

>>12927259
A VOICE OF REASON! AMAZING!

I'm so sorry you're going to be drowned out for the next hour in a swarm of pointless hate.

>>12927223
>Someone who does art for a living takes money from someone I don't like! Waaah!
>Being this petty.

>>12927257
>Implying.

>>12927253
People are going to create content for girls they like. In some drawfags' cases, for content they're paid to create.

If you guys want art of different girls, then pony up and pay for it.

>>12927264
Your tinfoil hat is on kinda tight.

>>12927264
Holy shit dude, take off the tinfoil hat and go to sleep, you're starting to lose it

>>12927278
>>12927279

> We've gone from memehate to tinfoil hats

What will the BIDF think of next.

>>12927239
This is just my opinion so, here it goes.
Monstergirls have a small fan crowd, we rarely find new sources and basically all our new content is just because of the draw/write/color fags. Its amazing what these guys can do, really. However there are certain moments, when most of our OC starts surrounding a certain MG. In this case is the Manticore. It just got really really old and it doesnt help that there are good artists that just work around these MGs and forget the other whole bunch of them. .less, come on, Manticore this, Laska that, Futa this, thats all he does, when he used to be a based drawfag. We just get tired of the very same MGs getting all the content (besides already having a shitload of OC), it transform into circlejerk. Its not really "I dont like what you like, stop it", its just that we get tired of it, feels like a really forced MG.
/blog

Dear artists, please try to give a little attention to the lonely MGs.

>>12927279
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE

>>12927265
I really don't get appeal of /ss/.

I mean, do you really wanna self-insert as a little boy? Or am I missing something?

Does Sonic count as a monster girl?

>>12927285
Not really, no. Not everything has to be about self-inserts y'know.

I just think, in this case at least, it's cute. Very cute. Gets me right in the heart.

>>12927282

Writefag doing a nightmare here.

2000 words in, about halfway through.


Barring work/CCNA study taking too much time I should be able to roll it out this week.

>>12927285
>Self inserting
>Ever

>>12927282
It's like eating the same exact thing.
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
After two years of it you want to stop eating cheetos and eat a fucking steak or sandwich.

>>12927278
Yeah, I know. I was answering a question, not taking a position. I personally like all new art, manticore or otherwise, but I can see where the people who are sick of her are coming from.

>>12927282
How'd less get 'known' as a guy who does futa when he did three images out of hundreds?

And it's almost like you guys haven't looked at his imgur or anything else lately. Guy's been drawing a lot of different things.

He likes manticores and laska. Of course he's going to draw them. You guys need to chill and let the man do what he wants.

>>12927282
I've got an idea, lets stop artists from drawing what they want, so they can start drawing what I want!

>>12927289
I guess that makes sense.

>>12927291
Some people do apperantly.

>>12927285
yes, i want to be small and have someone big hold me and love me

>>12927282
I've felt like being a writefag for a while, but I'm not sure if people would like my writing style. I tend to write like a nineteenth century author. Mostly because that's all I read.

>>12927285
Part of it is a femdom aspect, though there are exceptions to that

Personally? I found porn when I was ten, and when my libido kicked into gear, I fantisized about dicking the girls in the skinmags at the age I was at. Now that I'm older, it appeals to me sorta in a nostalgic way. Weird, but hey, fetishes come from odd places

>>12927302
Hurry up and write about 19th century vampire shenanigans then, you faggot.

>>12927296
We are letting him do what he wants.
He's free to do so, just as we are free to bitch about it.

>>12927296

That's because they've all been removed via reports on imgur/DA. It wasn't until he got banned for it that he started just doing anonymous links/uploads and tossing them into IRC.

But please, strawman more.

>>12927301
I'd rather have a big waifu than a small me.

Same end result but a different way to get it.

I was a kid once, it isn't something I want to repeat.

>>12927301
Now, that one makes sense.
In a femdom context, but not really my thing.

>>12927305
Never thought about it that way. Also, 10? I think I started at like 12. Guess that makes me a noob.

If you guys love "Monster Girls that get no love getting art". then why aren't you advocating for content on shit like this one?

Face it, you guys don't really care about that, you only care about the same 10 Monster Girls.

>Anubis
>Pharaoh
>Apophis
>Lilim
>Oomukade
>Manticore
>Chesire
>Hellhound
>Dragon
>Kikimora

That's it. That's all the ones you care about and will make content for. There may be one or two off ones, but they're rare and quickly forgotten, no one gives two shits about them. You don't give two shits about Bubble Slime, or Ant Arachne, or Mimic, actually rare Monster Girls with no content out there. So get off your high horses and shut up.

>>12927296
>>12927297
No, not like this, you guys got it wrong. Artist can do whatever they want with their skills, its just that talking about Manticores is like hitting a nerve lately. Its just not welcome anymore, it will cause a shitstorm, as you can see right now.

>>12927310
Why bitch? Bitching accomplishes nothing.

If you like some obscure girl, why not try to create something to drum up interest? Or just pay the guy. Less is really, really cheap. Like $15-20 for linework.

>You will never get caught smuggling sick fetish porn in MGC
>Hellhounds wearing maid outfits and cleaning master's study
>Succubus happily smiling while holding hands with her husband while wearing a modest sundress
>Various other depictions of depraved filth along the same line
>The dark elf officer reviewing the videos has to stop to throw up in the trash
>You make it even worse by gently rubbing her back while holding her hair out of the way
>When she's finally done being sick you ask her if she needs a hug
>She beats you in fury and disgust, she'd lose her job for this if anyone found out but at this point she doesn't even care
>When she's finally too tired to continue, you smile at her with your cut and swollen face and tell her that you forgive her
>She breaks
>She destroys all the evidence
>No evidence, no crime
>She sneaks you out and takes you to a doctor
>Doctor patches you up and she pays the bill before taking you back to her home
>She asks you to hold her hand, and you oblige
>She turns into a quivering wreck just from that
>When she finally recovers she asks you to stay with her
>You tell her that she's a police officer, and that she should know that a lot of the acts depicted in those videos are highly illegal in MGC and if she's caught her life will pretty much be over
>She doesn't care, she's a hand holding junkie now

>>12927306
B-b-but....I like Pharaoh. And I do mean it, my style might be poetic and shit. Not sure how to write smut in a flowery style. At least in a way that would be fapable.

>>12927285
For me I like the age gap, it's cute. Loli and grown man I find creepy, but I don't have a problem with Milf/shota. I realize that's a double standard but suck my dick.

>>12927290
>Nightmare
You! You are mah nigga! I like you man. Good work. Keep at it. Lookin' forward to it.

>>12927314
>You guys...only care about the same...monster girls.
>Manticore

Yeah, I never get tired of hearing, "We want more manticore plz!"

>>12927316
Some people just like venting.
They'll bitch, and then move on. Some people don't stop bitching and keep shitting all over everything, but they're a minority.

>>12927302
Shit anon, I'd read that. Hell, an idea that would work for that style? Old school adventurer goes out into the amazon or on a safari. Dr. Livingston and such

>>12927310
You bitch about it when he's drawing stuff for everyone to see? What if he stopped because of all the bitching? If it's a problem just ignore it and let the people who care enjoy what comes.

>>12927320
It's less double standard and more personal preference I think.

Also no, not alp enough just yet.

>>12926816
Is that a grown up monkey man?

>>12927327

And they said I was wearing a tinfoil hat.

>>12927326
You would? Well shit, I have plenty of inspiration from working around all day in a half daydreaming daze. I'll get started tomorrow night to celebrate the new semester.

>>12927327
If he stops then he stops.
If he made it public then he should have been prepared for being mocked instead of being a thin skinned pussy.

>>12927328
>hates little girl and grown man
>loves little boy and grown woman
That is totally a double standard. But oh well.

>>12927322
Thanks,

I will endeavor to make it not shit.

>>12927335
I'd argue that these things are not 100% the same.

>>12927312
Well that doesn't work for me because I'm fuckhuge. She would have to be a Tarasque or some shit. Even if I picked a huge waifu I just have trouble wrapping my head around a woman bigger than me unless I picture myself as a kid.
So SS it is.

>Less never does anything but what Bob tells him to.
>Nothing but Cheshire, Laska, Manticore and Futa shit
>We hate less!
>Less a shit!

I'mma just post this. See if anything stops being a hypocritical jackass for a minute.

>>12927343
Apop is top.

>>12927342
Understandable, I'm average height so I would just need to grab an oni or jinko.

That said, I would also like to cuddle a familiar or baphomet.

>>12927343
While .Less does do other things, his artwork is still mostly made up of Manticores and Laska and some futa and one cat dick.
I liked his Dragon a lot.

>>12927311
[x] strawman marked off from the bingo
[x] second shitpost storm also marked
[x] making fun of bob


>>12927024

>>12927339
I can see that

>>12927335
>>12927339

I'm surprised at how large a following shotacons have here. I bet Freud would have a field day with all those self-insert shotas who want momdom or CC femdom.

But then again, those folks who want to be shotas probably aren't worse than those who think they were born as the wrong gender.

>>12927353
It's like I'm psychic.

>>12927355
Right, that means we can't apply the same standard to both, ergo a double standard would be difficult to prove.

>>12927357
Eh, if they like it, that's cool. I was just curious.

>>12927343
>>12927351
He can draw all the tailpussy and cat dick he wants as long as he keeps putting out shit like this once in a while.

>>12927357
>I bet Freud would have a field day with this thread and it's population
FTFY, because god damn it now I'm curious, especially his thoughts on MG's in general

Anyone got a Ouija board?

>>12927363
>Catdick
No he can't

>>12927367
>Freud

I dunno man, that's like trying to play Crisis on windows 98.

>>12927370
Actually he can, because you can't do anything about it besides bitch. Funny how that works.

>>12927357
Not really any different than the thousands of girls and women who date men old enough to be their fathers, and that hardly occasions comment anymore.
inb4 3dpd

>>12927376
Yes, it is different.

A more accurate comparison would be female writers creating self-insert loli characters to get with older men in stories.

>>12927367
>You all find regular human women unobtainable and unattractive, electing to deal solely in exotic, idealized monsters who are physically beautiful and powerful but will still love you regardless.

>>12927379
So every female shoujo writer ever?

>>12927379
>>12927382
You consider the 14-16 age bracket to be loli/shota? Isn't that more...teens?

Dark Slime in a sundress when

>>12927380
>Now, here's a prescription for some Cocaine, it'll do you wonders
Man, Freud was such a bro. Makes me wonder how MGs would apply psychology, beyond the obvious "LITERALLY FUCK EVERYTHING" mentality

>>12927387
Actually, not only that, but the published ones do it because girls of that around that age are the target audience. So it's self-insert for the readers, not for themselves as the author, unlike the shotacons here.

>>12927391
>Makes me wonder how MGs would apply psychology, beyond the obvious "LITERALLY FUCK EVERYTHING" mentality
>"Now tell me about your father (so I can fuck him)."
>deep sexual innuendo everywhere, all sessions turn into sex and the patient doesn't even know why.
>Patients reconditioned into liking even the less popular girls (horspussy isn't that bad...)
>Multiple personality disorder becomes an excuse for a two person orgy

During my break at work I shall do a little MGK segment before I have to work for another 8-12 hours.

You are Jimmy, the kid with a heart full of child wonder and worms.
Do you make an underground fort at Pharoh's with Anubis, cardboard cutout Girtablilu, and the new Khepri girl who's covered in a white sleeping bag?
Do you eat pizza with Sandworm and Wurm at Wurm's house?
Do you and Ophy practice wrestling in her back yard?
Do you visit Lich and eat homemade pie with her and her Wight/Elf onee?
Do you help push relax at Werewolf's with Kitsune?
Do you go to Dragon's mother's bakery and eat fresh baked goods together while gazing at her mother's radiant smile?
Do you visit Ryu's with Wyvern and have a sleepover in the spooky atic?
Do you play in the park with Ushi Oni and try to think of a quirk for her to make her popular with the people reading this?
Do you visit Holst and her facless future husband and walk in on them kissing?
Do you race Mino and Dullaham in a game of Battletoads?
Do you let Jabberwock babysit you again with Lilim while your parents are fucking like pigs in a dark alley?
Do you visit 2nd Grader Salamander's house and look at her embarrassed face when she's forced to wear a dress instead of her usual attire?
Do you and Hellpup go around setting off fireworks in various alleys?
Do you eat at Kiki's place and try not to feel bad at her mother's severe OCD?
Do you swat the Arachne on your bedroom cieling away with a broom?
Or do you watch Blade at your uncle's with your Dhampire cousin while your Vampire aunt inappropriately touches you?

>>12927391
The professionals wouldn't change that much but I imagine the fact that demonic energy exists would probably change prescriptions.

Instead of hopping you up on drugs they may put a guy on demonic energy supplements or have him hangout with an MG so he can passively acquire it.

If it can "fix" old age then it can, presumably, restore or help fix mental disorders. It would probably be a gradual process so they don't purposefully instantly incubize/monsterize/go alp.

MG's make medicine better.

What would you need to do to warrant the DL to want to add you to her collection of men?


Is there really any hope for you at that point?

>>12927405
>Dragon
>(Hopefully) free baked goods
>Stare at Dragon MILF

Not actually giving me a choice here...

>>12927395
>shotacons here
The implies the people here want to fuck shotas, which is an entirely different fetish.

>>12926914
Refined, intelligent Blue Dragons > Short-tempered, pyromaniac Red Dragon barbarians.

>>12927405
I go with Anubis of course!

Underground forts sound fun. And meeting new friends is always a nice thing!

Why does she look like a grub though? And why is there a cardboard cutout of the scorpion girl who disappeared a while ago? How did this even get to Pharaoh's?

>>12927405
>Do you let Jabberwock babysit you again with Lilim while your parents are fucking like pigs in a dark alley?
I want my parents to stay out all night so that the three of us can all fall asleep in one big comfy pile, with me wedged between Jabberwock's big fat wocks, and Lilim's washboard.

I just hope Lilim doesn't get too attached.

>>12927405
Gonna visit werewolf until she is up and running again.

>>12927416
>Khepri
>Scarab
>beetle
>BEETLE GRUB
>SHE'S YOUNG

>>12927414
Come on man, don't be racist.

>>12927421
TheJoke.jpg

YourHead.png

>>12927405
I want to hang with Hellpup, I can't resist bad girls and I want Hellpup to notice me.

>>12927405
That picture
I hope it doesn't end with the manticore's soul in a necklace.

Why was Bob exiled, again? I've been gone for a while. And what's so bad about cheshire dick?

>>12927405
I'd hang out with the Ushi, she probably doesn't have many friends cause of how scary she seems to everyone

For a quirk, how about making her deaf or something similar?

>>12927413
Well, that's where it gets fuzzy. Standard self-insert is literally yourself inserted -- maybe smarter, better looking, tougher, but still generally speaking yourself.

Once you start wanting to be something else entirely, that's where it starts becoming a fetish. Like wanting to be a woman in the sex scene, or wanting to be a little boy.

So do they want to fuck shotas? No. But they do get off when there's shotas in their sex scenes, which is kind of borderline.

>>12927405
Sleepover with ryu and wyvern. I'm sure ryu's mom can heal me if there are any accidents with wyvern getting scared.

>>12927405
>Do you eat pizza with Sandsorm a-
Pizza
>B-But what about Dragon at the baker-
Pizza. End of story

>>12927429
She's easily spooked? She's very lonely?
She's into anime instead of american cartoons?

>>12927433
What if there's pizza at the bakery?
Fresh pizza?

Welp, time for bed.

Don't burn the thread down while I sleep.

>>12926785
Oh boy. She's going to be a handfull when she's older... Just like her mother.

>>12927438
You bring up a good point
Pizza or bust

>>12927441
No promises.

>>12927436
>Easily spooked
That could work with the deaf thing

>Lonely
Implied due to being a "Big Scary" Ushi Oni

>Into anime
Subbed, naturally.

Hell, if MGK-anon and the thread likes it, I think we found her quirks

What Monster Girl would be the best pizza chef? And why is it a fast-talking Greek/Italian Lamia?

>>12927037

How cute. Like she can even get past the old "hold head while she flails around".

And then her sisters come around and then I'm a dead man.

>>12927448
It's got to be an Italian Salamander.

>>12927458
>Pizza oven heated by her tail.

Continue, if you want.

>>12927448
>>12927458
>not a kraken literally named Calamari

So, apparently they talk about us over at /d/

>>12927414
Is this girl a Blue? She seems like a Blue.

>>12927448
>you will never have a pizza made with holst milk cheese and a nice cold glass of holst milk

>>12927448
I would create babies with her.

I want to give a Hellhound tummy scratches while she's asleep so I can hear her tail thumps against the bed.

>>12927427
I'm still mad about that.

That story was going so well too, and then suddenly maximum edge. 4/10

>>12927468
Why wouldn't they?
Heck, I visit there sometimes.

>>12927472
But would you deliver her pizzas?
>>12927468
This is perfect.

>>12927476
I think you mean these threads belong there

>>12927468
That's us alright.

>>12927475
>Maximum edge
The penance stare thing had an edge vibe to it, but beyond that it wasn't that bad

Why is it when death is involved, regardless how, people start screaming "Edge"?

>>12927479
Not really, no. With how this place reacts to so many /d/ things, it'd kill us.

>>12927448
>>12927472

She's ugly as sin, jesus anon, you have low 2d standards

How do you feel about the Tentacle?
Or the Lava Golem?

>>12927485
I'm fine with both
Why? What are you planning?

>>12927481
It wasn't death as much as it is >eternal suffering in an amulet.

>>12927485
>Lava Golem
Ok I guess.
>Tentacle
No.

>>12927485
>Lava Golem
Would live in an underground river turned hot baths forever with.

>>12927485
Tentacle is cute.

Lava Golem is, ahem, Hot, as all fuck.
I'd a Lava Bath with Lava Golem and Hellhound.
In hell.

Alright boys and alps, ten months after starting it's finally time for Pretty Human to come to an end. I know I've been far from the fastest writefag on the board, but thanks for waiting for me. It's been a fun ride. All that said, here's the last chapter: http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/77839289/Pretty%20Human You can skip to the latest section by CTRL+Fing [1/18/15]

>>12927511
Seafoam
You're alive!

>>12927511
>Last chapter
Thanks for the ride.

Any thoughts on what you'll work on next?

>>12927430
>borderline
No it isn't. Shotacons are people who want to fuck shotas. It's that simple. People who like SS want to be shota and fuck women, usually milfs. That isn't a grey area at all.

>>12927509
Important rule being enacted by me.

>>12927517
Alive and well now that the holidays are over and I'm "done" editing almost ten thousand words of text.

>>12927520
>Any thoughts on what you'll work on next?
Echidna. I'm thinking I'll probably end up working on two stories at once to let my literary ADD go for a while though, maybe I'll throw up a poll for story #2.

What should I listen to while writing something that's meant to be adorable and cheesy in a good way without making it cheesy in a bad way?

>>12927523
B-but I'm not thirsty...

>>12927523
So, do what I have been doing then.

>>12927526
>Echidna
Finally!! One of my lesser favorites, but something with no content.

>>12927529
Adorable and cheesy music
This is quantum physics

>>12927529
Love songs from the 60's to the 80's, maybe? You'll have to pick and choose though.

That or Prince, the guy's practically an MG messiah with how he writes songs

>>12927539
Isn't*. I need rest

>>12927539
>>12927544
I now see the error of my ways. Adorable and cheesy is awful, isn't it?

>>12927489
Writer here. It isn't eternal. I kept her around for a reason, had plans for her. Healing, etc. I've had that story in my head for a long time actually, way before MGE hellhound came out. Was planning to do that next, not soon but eventually, maybe after some cute hellhound+shota after stories. Amount of hate manticore has been getting lately makes me hesitant though.

>>12927546
>Adorable
>Cheesy
>Awful
That's like insulting cheese in general. And adorableness
You got something against cheese and adorableness?

>>12927551
Not him but cheese is awful.

>>12927549
Don't let the haters get to you man.

I was looking forward to some cute after-stories.

>>12927551
Yes, though I only realized it now that you brought up Prince. This isn't the image I had in mind at all.

>>12927565
Well I'm not the one that suggested Prince, I just suggested cheesy and adorable music
I have no idea what that anon was thinking.

>>12927561
I'll do that regardless.

>>12927570
Hot and Heavy romance was what I was thinking, whoch doesn't exclude adorable cheesiness

>>12927526
Yeah, what the hell? Here's a one question survey letting you choose what the second story I work on is going to be: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1RAVTbOTLD2iERRr_YpcKJDSbLQuH8aCzeQ3uDM7-XYU/viewform

I'll leave the poll open until this thread dies, I guess.

>>12927570
>>12927574
I'll just stick to some completely unrelated background noise.
Dragon lady protecting human boy's smile later roday

>>12927574
Well then why did you say cheese and adorableness if it has nothing to do with dairy products and moe girl?
That's like asking for cash or credit when you only have credit. Or asking someone if they want chocolate or vanilla when you only have mint chocolate chip!

If you were going to be making Fifty Shades of Grey, they say you're making Fifty Shades of Grey!

>>12927549
>the amount of manticore hate... etc etc.

Well speaking as a fan of manticore, I find your... decision in the story to be questionable. In fact I was about to call you out for doing as such as being a hater on manticore.

Redemtpion for the manticore would be 10/10 though. I just think the sudden implications to be jarring and the severity of the situation distasteful.

Healing is always a good idea.

>>12927589
You need to learn to separate individuals from species anon

>>12927589
>your... decision
Get out

>>12927522
>"Shotacon is totally different from /ss/"
>"Shotacon is totally different from straight shotacon"
>Literally has shotacon in the name


It's like I'm listening to the old "liking futa isn't gay!" arguments on /d/

Where do you take your MG waifu/gf/fling on a romantic date? Do you go with dinner and a movie, or come up with something more fun for them? Sex after is a given, but detail what you would do BEFORE the lewd.

>>12927614
>Planning
No, I suck at planning.

>>12927614
You mean like, outside?

Fuck that nonsense.

>>12927614
I take her to the old family farm and show her around, telling her how there used to be cows grazing that field that wasn't there anymore because it was a forest now.
Then I'd show her to the barn, where my grandpa installed those gymnastics rings long ago, and point out to her that the beam can support a person's weight no matter how much they trash around.
And that I have rope.

>>12927614
>Fling
What even...?

Anyway, my favorite date would be a trip to the mall with mai waifu/gf.

Maybe start off with a little bit of shopping, then head to the waterpark to have some wet, splashy fun for the afternoon, and then maybe we could go ice skating before or after dinner. We'd have dinner at one of the nicer restaurants, rather than just the food court of course. Little bit more shopping, maybe check out some of the lingerie or adult goods shops...
And then a movie to finish off the night. Her pick, my treat. I think it'd be a nice day out, just the two of us.

>>12927613
The straight is the important bit there. Shotacon without straight in front of it generally means men fucking little boys. And shotacon as a genre has a different meaning than shotacon when used as a noun to describe a person. You're getting caught on semantics.

>>12927631
I like your style, anon. You can't go wrong with a trip to MOA

>>12927613
It's a literal interpretation of the word, anon.
Shotacon = Shotaro Complex, meaning an attraction to little boys.

Saying "That person is a shotacon!" is saying that they want to fuck little boys, not be the little boy.

>>12927613
>Crabs are totally different from Crab Apples
>Crabs are totally different from Crab Apples
>Literally has crab in the name

It's like I'm listening to the old "liking futa isn't gay!" arguments on /d/

>>12927635
>MOA
The fuck?
I'm talking about West Ed obviously.

But I guess if MOA works for you...?

>>12927339
Go ahead, because that's absolutely a double standard.

Ara? I was going to take your orders but you're BITCHING again! We don't serve bitches here.

>>12927589
You sound extremely assblasted over someone being mean to your favorite girl

>>12927639
Actually, in his case the modifier is the "straight" and the topic is "shotacon"

So a more apt comparison would be Crab Apples and, say, Golden Apples. Not Crabs and Crab Apples.

Nice try, though.

>>12927649
>Foul mouthed maid cafe
Moderate amounts of want. Would be a good one time novelty visit.

>>12927641
>No U

Is that your whole argument?

>>12927649
Oh. Well that's ok, I'll just drink it straight from the tap.

>>12927640
Sorry, I read waterpark as theme park and thought locally. Either way, mega malls + MGs just sounds like a damn good time

>>12927654
They'll call the cops on you if you try.

>>>http://pastebin.com/cvKMWyNs

'Nother Greyguard update. This time a short 2.5k, the party gains a Genos, and returns to camp, settling in for the night.Minus one Comments, criticisms, all are welcome. Enjoy.


>Update starts from 1089

>>12927649
>"Where am I?"
>"Who are you?"
>"I want to go home now."

>>12927653
Not him, but both involve an adult with a child of the opposite sex. Literally the only difference is which gender is the older, and which is the younger. So just 95% the same.

>>12927657
Goddammit man, I'm supposed to be writing now.

>>12927589
One thing I always wondered about the Manticore who raped the shota is do you think she was dating someone already? I mean, it's not like Manticores can't get men, and It'd really cement how she deserved her fate if she already had a human boy yet still raped the shota

>Be human boy
>Dating rough and tough Manticore
>She's mean, crude, and abusive, but she's probably the best you'll ever get
>And she loves you, so that makes it all worthwhile, it's probably just you being entitled thinking she's abusive anyways
>One day you hand her the to-go lunch you made for her work
>She takes a look and complains how there isn't enough cheese on her burger
>Also tells you how she'll be late since she'll be out with the girls tonight
>You cringe, you don't know much about your girlfriend's work, but you know her friends aren't the most ethical
>She smacks you in the back of her head with the barbed part of her tail, telling you to mind your own business
>Also tells you to have dinner ready when she comes back
>You apologize profusely for invading her personal privacy and wave goodbye to her as she drives off in her truck
>God, you love your girlfriend, always willing to correct you on your mistakes, and you know she loves you just as much as you love her
>You quickly begin planning out dinner, you think you'll cook her favorite, just like you do every night since anything else stresses her out

>>12927655
I agree.

And oh yeah, theme park! Should take her there too. Not sure if we'd have enough time for theme park and ice skating though...I'll leave it up to her which she'd rather do.

>>12927660
So gender is only 5%? Interesting choice.

Either way, my point still stands.

>>12927663
>Hours pass
>The dinner you cooked is starting to get cold
>It's 2 AM, she's never been this late even on her long days out
>Did she want you to bring it to her workplace?
>Oh goodness, what if she's really mad at you now for screwing up, and praying she's at her workplace and won't be too angry at you
>It's only a few blocks down, about a 10 minute walk
>Running there with the basket of food, you see Monster Girls quickly step out of your way, picking up on your girlfriend's scent
>Finally, you arrive at the workplace, an old abandoned building
>You have a feeling what she probably does for a living, but you disregard it quickly, after all she'd never do anything unethical, right? She's a nice girl
>The door is already cracked open, you push it gently and get to bear witness to the horrors inside
>Furniture tossed around, several monster girl corpses laying around, scorch marks everywhere and
>In the center is a Manticore tail, clearly torn in a brutal and grotesque fashion, it's clear who's it is and that whatever her fate was, it wasn't one she's still around to tell about
>You quickly look away, as feelings of repulsion, sickness, and despair quickly hit you
>The only girl that ever bothered to love you has just been brutally murdered and you're now alone with no one to care about you now or fix your mistakes or be nice
>Weep

Everyone but Hellhound and Shota gets a bad end.

>>12927663
>Have to add in her abusing and cheating on her own human boy to make her suffering worthwhile.
Really? Her gleefully raping Alex and who knows how many innocent, involved human boys before him wasn't enough for you?

>>12927662
Sorry man, hope you're not left with a heart heavy enough to distract you from writing. I know I was. Harpies a cute.

>>12927670
Well I'm not reading it until I'm done writing, and I won't be done writing until, like, 8 more hours. So there!

>>12927651
You're right anon. My bad, let me fix it:
>oysters are totally different from prairie oysters
>oysters are totally different from prairie oysters
>Literally has oyster in the name

It's like I'm listening to the old "liking futa isn't gay!" arguments on /d/

I feel this comparison is better than the one you gave as it more strongly highlights the differences between the things being compared.

>>12927656
B-but, they're right there! Come on man, don't do this to me!

>>12927672
>Got his priorities straight
Good man! What are you writing?

>>12927676
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! You have violated the law!

>>12927678
A daddy telling his daughteru how he met her mother.

>>12927682
Back to work Alp.

I wanna read more adorable dragon daughteru.

>>12927684
But I am working! The story is already twice as long as the part that's on pastebin!

>>12927669
Well she did get trapped in a necklace for all time, and NTR is one of the worst crimes a Monster can commit

>>12927682
Can't wait. Does it involve swords, magic and handholding?

>>12927688
Yes, no, yes.

>>12927687
I'm just saying she was already kind of NTR'ing human boys from their MGs as is.

Does she really need to have her own human boy who was being NTR'd to justify it in your mind?

>>12927666
What point? "They're not 100% the same" isn't really a point, particularly since you give zero reasoning or evidence they are not, and that it's not a double standard. It isn't much better than the guy that said "no you".

He is correct in suggesting that it is a double standard because they are identical except for having the genders swapped. Treating a relationship with a dominant male as "creepy" while one with a dominant female as "not creepy" is, by most definitions, a textbook example of a double standard as the term is commonly used.

>>12927686
That's good to hear. Very good.

Looking forward to it.

>>12927679
Oh come on, this isn't fair! Look, can I at least touch your paws?

>>12927696
My tail can be yanked only so many times before I get numb, anon.
>>12927697
You should have paid the fine!

>>12927693
Well her punishment was pretty horrible, ergo the more shit she is, the more justifiable her punishment is.

I bet she also littered to.

>>12927692
The Valley of the Dragonette? Are youan Alp?

>>12927702
Yes and yes.

>>12927687
>for all time
Again, it's not for all time. Things of various sorts may or may not happen.
Also, it looks like various aspects of my story lead to about 70% of the shitposting in this thread. I'm sorry.
Spoilered for possible legitimate spoilers.

>>12927668
...

Way to make my night worse.

>>12927650
>>12927609
>>12927604
No I get it. I just dont like it.

Pardon me for thinkiing that the constant manticore hate over the year(s?) has made me jaded. I just think the edgey as fuck ending out of nowhere has no place here.

In my defense peterdnzl had a manticore get lit the fuck up (http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj)) and she deserved it.

difference is, its a simple death and not some arbitrary unending torment.

>>12927704
I look forwards to the continuation. Rascal dads a best.

>>12927706
You kind of tend to spoiler a lot of things.
And I wouldn't say you've led to nearly that much shitposting. 10% tops of what I've seen lately.

Seriously though, you spoiler everything, way more than need be. Heck, it's how I've come to identify when it's you posting. The first thing, okay, spoiler. Second thing, not so necessary.

Maybe we should call you "Spoiler-Tag-Anon".
Still love your stuff.

>>12927710
Willis... has had a hard life.

>>12927712
I look forward to reading as to what you mean by that.

I'm also rather amused you used my name suggestions.

>>12927712
Well he doesn't sound too special, so I can only assume some strange and twisted circumstances landed him a dragon waifu.

>>12927708
I think you're justifying your butthurt by crying edgy
See: >>12927221

>>12927714
I don't want people to bitch about me using "Mormon" names again.
Even though Bethany is a perfectly acceptable name when OTHER writefags use it.
>>12927715
>doesn't sound too special
You read a thousand words that showed him interacting with his daughter in the morning and you already made that kind of judgement?