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Uh-Oh, looks like someone had a Wonderland Cake...
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>> No.12933916
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>>12933915
Best.

>> No.12933917

Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

>> No.12933918

>>12933915
Unf I love these angles

>> No.12933920

Crow Tengu are lovely!

>> No.12933921

>>12933916
9/10, would bully.

>> No.12933922

I feel like last thred ended a little prematurely. Bad OP image. Isn't that chick a Touhou?

>> No.12933923

>>12933920
Damn right

>> No.12933924

>>12933915
honkhonk

>> No.12933926

>>12933916
Would add to party and go on adventures with
And probably have to fight her in the end when she inevitably switches sides

>> No.12933929
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Who here loves sleepy mice?

>> No.12933930

>>12933926
Not if you dick her first she won't.

>> No.12933932

>>12933929
Nyan does.

>> No.12933933

>>12933930
But but but enivitable awesome fights between good friends because they switched sides are the best!

>> No.12933934

>>12933871
>Oho, what do we have here, an unclaimed human? You're a sight for sore...eyes. No, no, don't leave, why don't you sit here beside me, it's lonely here, only couples all around. Say would you like to spend some time with me? Oh don't be shy, I don't bite, unless that's what you want.

>alps can't be bullies

>You moved here to get away from the "freakier" monstergirls, did you? No no, I'm not offended, humans and monsters are very different after all, but surely you're not afraid of little old me, right? Oh, so you know what I am? Hmm, and that doesn't turn you off at all? I know you were looking at me. Don't deny it, I am coming along nicely aren't I? Say, would you like to help me improve? *He's Blushing, how cute!* I'm better than any girl, you know. Or are you afraid of what people would say? Anon the alp fucker. Anon the pervert. Has a nice ring to it if you ask me. So, you gonna sit there twiddling your thumbs, or are you gonna fuck me?

There was an attempt.

>> No.12933935

>>12933929
Nyanon pls.

>> No.12933936

>>12933926
I dunno, she looks Mayadere to me.
What >>12933930 said.

>> No.12933937

>>12933929
Hi Nyan.

I don't know about them, mind teaching me why mouse pussy is so great?

>> No.12933939

>>12933926
>Implying your heartfelt confession of love won't cause her to flip sides again.

>> No.12933940

>>12933933
Screw that, that's what rivals are for.

>> No.12933941

>>12933934
Goddamn it.

>>12933929
May as well be a boy.

>> No.12933942 [SPOILER] 
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Just a reminder, Jitsu wa Watashi Wa updated.

Also, don't open this image if you don't want to be assaulted by sexual images.

>> No.12933943

>>12933934
I'd bully him/her so super hard...

>> No.12933945

>>12933915
Bury face in spats.

>> No.12933948

>>12933939
>>12933940
>>12933936
But think of the passion of the fight when you must kill each other because of your different views but can't even bare the thought of impaling one another with your sword because you love each other
Think of the tragic revalation of having to hold your loved one in your arms, crying under rainfall, but kiss each other as a final request of the dying because they want you to not mourn, but to smile and- Jesus fuck I'm sounding like Mero

>> No.12933950

>>12933933
no way they're bullshit and they're usually hyper powered and when you get them back they lose their cool move until you go on a side mission to get said move back and it's not great anymore

>> No.12933951
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Remember anons, you don't love your waifu until you can protect her smile.

>> No.12933952

>>12933948
Phoenix down mother fucker, do you even carry it?

Or did you forget to bring a cleric again?

>> No.12933954
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I want to hug a kraken.

>> No.12933955

>>12933948
If they betrayed me, they can go fuck themselves.

inb4 mindcontrol

>> No.12933956

>>12933929
Would you bathe your waifu?

>> No.12933957

>>12933952
>Having revives
>Not going in raw, with only health and mana potions
>Not Nuzlocking the FUCK out of your adventure

>> No.12933958

>>12933954
Eww.

Slimy.

>> No.12933959
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>>12933945
I'm glad to see I'm not the only lover of them.

>> No.12933960

>>12933915
>that nipple positioning

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>http://pastebin.com/79g0r5US

this continues?. Have a second part? I hope so

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>>12933959
Here, let me help you out.

>> No.12933968

>>12933929
Someone wants me to be with a sleepy mouse. I keep pulling them in the roulettes.

>> No.12933970

>>12933967
God I want to fuck a smug Lilim.

>> No.12933972
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>>12933967
T-thanks, but please forgive me, I don't seem to have many images saved of them for some reason, let alone monster girl ones.

>> No.12933975

>>12933956
Why the fuck wouldn't I? I'd clean her little body with gentle care, teasing the sensitive places as I keep her on my lap. Then I gently clean the insides with my specialty designed tool before making my territory. After that it's cuddling in bed while we're both extra cozy warm.

>> No.12933976

>>12933958
Anon, I have a feeling you're tsundere for krakens. Every time one is posted, someone mentions slime, and I think it's you.

It's okay, she's not going to hug you if you don't want her to.

>> No.12933979

>>12933957
>Not dieing to protect your friends, holding the line with little more than grit and loyalty while you wish them on.

>Not having your corpse be reanimated for the final battle, a twisted parody of the person you once for.

>> No.12933982

>>12933832
>You seem to be immature
That's the funny thing. When I was younger, I had more varying, fluctuating views on sexuality, even for a time pondering the idea that having "Sex" separate from "Love" was a fine setup. I still don't believe that like, you should hold out your virginity for "The One" or something.

But I've now come to the solid and firm belief, as previously stated, that once in a committed relationship, monogamy, including sexual exclusivity, is the way to go. I only came around to this way of thinking after I lost my virginity.

I might not be getting the point I want across. Tired, bad with words. Still, thought I'd try.

>> No.12933985

>>12933979
>morning the death of your comrades but continuing your adventure by their final wish
>Not facing the final boss, the one in which you and your fallen party wanted to face together
>Not standing in shock when the final boss revived you comrades, but corrupted and twisted.
>Not fighting your old friends, pleading for them to snap out of it all the while battling your thoughts on killing or not killing

>> No.12933986

>>12933951
I just watched that fight.
Jesus christ that was the most brutal thing I've ever seen in my life. Kuuga actually TERRIFIED that monster to the point where it was whimpering at the end.
What's the female equivalent to a fearboner? Because I'm sure Kuuga would inspire plenty of them in monstergirls.

>> No.12933988
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>>12933986
did someone say Kuuga?

>> No.12933989

>>12933916
10/10 would kill to become the 4th ranked assassin.

>> No.12933990
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>>12933972
Sadly, MGs and a clothing fetish don't mix very well.


The will never be a lamia in a body stocking

>> No.12933995

>>12933990
Fool! You doubt the skill of Arachne Seamstresses! They're experts in crafting whatever form of fetish-wear you desire, no matter your waifu's shape or form!

>> No.12934000

>>12933988
No fuck off you spider cow lover.

We're talking about the super hero who literally wants to protect people's smiles.
Kuuga vs Ushi Oni when?

>> No.12934001

>>12933985

We JPRPG now.

>> No.12934005

>>12934000
Godai's probably the only man on earth who could properly romance an Ushi-Oni without any sex whatsoever. Or a Lilim.

>> No.12934006

>>12934000
Regardless of who would win, better hope they fight on the ground floor.

>> No.12934008
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Loli Kamilla holding a round one and smiling proudly when?

>> No.12934011

>>12934005
Pretty much every Rider could romance a Lilim.

>> No.12934013

>>12933915
Why on earth would you start this with a 2hu picture?

/jp/ has so much of that crap already, next time choose something that stands out

>> No.12934016

>>12934013
But anon HONK!

>> No.12934021

>>12933970
I don't think she's smug here anon. She wants you to come closer to her, shaking, giving you the go ahead to kneel in front of her. Letting you place your hands on her hips and holding her in place as you see her vulva twitch ever so slightly under the spats, before you sing your face in her mound, taking a big whiff of her female musk. Licking and prodding the full, yielding flesh underneath, that spot growing damper by the minute, until her juices are seeping through them. That's when you grab hold her firm and toned, yet supple buttocks and pull her toward you, slavering all over her precious spot like an animal, causing her to double over as she whispers how much she want s you. Ripping the spats to pieces with your teeth and further drinking her in. Then you see her engorge lips, as red as a pomegranate, quivering now, aching for your touch, tracing her outer and inner folds softly before inserting one finger, then tow, honey running down your arm. Prying her walls apart and doing "kicks" with your fingers, before you thank her for the meal and begin nobbling on her clit, sending her body into spasms. Finally, she can take no more and lets you lay her on her back, she grabbing her thighs and presenting your prize to you, begging you to ravish and impregnate her.

Surely you wouldn't have any complaints?

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>>12934011
Without. Sex.

>> No.12934028

>>12934021
No but I have a boner.

>> No.12934029

>>12933985
>Not Shield Knighting the fuck out of all of them before fighting the final boss together
God fucking dammit, you pleb.

>> No.12934031

>>12934013
ctrl+f monster girl

So fucking hard.

>> No.12934033 [DELETED] 

>>12934022
>>12934005
>>12934000
>>12933986
>>>/m/

>> No.12934036

>>12934028
Then my work here is done.

>> No.12934037

>>12933954
Seeing this I had an odd thought.
My immediate reaction was "I want to bend a Kraken over a table and take her there" and I wonder would some monsters enjoy reverse fear play? Just some sushi knives dug into the table next to her?

>> No.12934038

>>12934037
I don't know anon but I sure love me some calamari.

Both kinds.

>> No.12934039
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Anon, what do you do when you and your Echidna waifu find out she's infertile?

>> No.12934040

>>12934038
I mean no harm to Kraken but I'd love to just nip at her and comment on her taste, same with most harpies.

>> No.12934041

>>12933995
But anon, how will she move around without ripping them?

>> No.12934045

>>12934029
>Not having a party consisted of people who have many different reasons as to why they want to kill the final boss, eventually turning into a fight of views and fighting each other after killing the boss
Do you even RPG?

>> No.12934047

>>12934041
You still underestimate the Seamstresses? The strength of their silk, the durability of their weave, and the skill of their craft?!

Charge an arm and a leg though. Totally worth it.

>> No.12934048

>>12934041
MAMANO MANA

or

Superior Spider Seam-stressing.

>> No.12934049

>>12934022
Kuuga would have nearly every MG that liked strength in a man after him once you showed his final fight.

So would Kouta, don't forget to play the music.

>> No.12934050
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>>12934037
>>12934040
>bullying kraken
What has she done to deserve this?

>> No.12934052

>>12934045
>Implying the final fight isn't over loot.

Do YOU even RPG?

>> No.12934054

>>12934050
It's not bullying, it's alternative love-making.
Or rage shroom influences, one or the other

>> No.12934057

>>12934047
>>12934048
Works for me.

>> No.12934058

>>12934039
Adopt ALL the kids! After seeking a way to restore her fertility. And then some.

>> No.12934059

>>12934052
>Implying the final fight isn't ove-
Actually yeah, your sounds move plausible. I guess you truly are the RPG master
I submit

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>>12933988
>Someone other than me continued the Kuuga MG legacy
!

>>12933990
>Kuuga Guy even responded in kind

!!

>> No.12934061

>>12934033
Never

>> No.12934062

>>12934039
Try not to cry.
Cry a lot.
Realize how much this will cost.
Try not to cry more.
Cry a lot more.

Go on a hard mode 2 slot only tag team adventure to find <arbitrary plot device> and right this wrong in the world.
It's worth it because daughterus.

>> No.12934064

>>12934039
Adoption.

She is gonna get all the daughterus we want.

Until MAMANO MANA inevitably fixes the problem.

>> No.12934066
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>>12933990
But anon...

>> No.12934067

>>12934060
Kuuga Guy?

>> No.12934068

>>12934060
Oh man, that's fluffy

>> No.12934069

>>12934060
>kuuga

Did you misquote?

>> No.12934070

>>12934054
I think krakens usually aren't ones for fear play. Some might enjoy dragging you into the depths and take enjoyment in the terror on your face as you run out of air, but for the most part, they're just too dere for that. And they'd likely take fearplay too seriously.

>> No.12934071

>>12933982
Let it die with that thread

>> No.12934074

>>12934067
>>12934069
Uhh yeah.

Kuuga guy is >>12934000

>> No.12934075

>>12934066
That's more Chinese dress though, besides I already >>12934057.

SOME monsters though, just don't work with clothes, suspension of disbelief can only do so much.

>> No.12934077

>>12934074
Well pardon me anon, but you seemed to misquote me for the guy talking about clothed sex.

As expected for someone insulting the good name of Kuuga.

>> No.12934079

>>12934039
Join the church of Hathor and go on an epic quest to meet Hathor herself.

>> No.12934081

>>12934079
Does this end with you getting a maximum HEALTH waifu who can have adorable daughterus with you?

Because I am game for that.

>> No.12934083

>>12934060
You know with all the really neat things we get around here, for some reason, this is the picture that inspires the most 'Want!' in me. I mean it's just simple line art, but somehow-
I don't even know how to describe it.
Nothing else even comes close.

>> No.12934084

>>12934081
are all the daughterus healthy too?

>> No.12934092

>>12934071
Sorry, I went through the trouble of typing it all up before I noticed the thread was archived. I hate writing something and then just deleting it.

>> No.12934094
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>>12934077
Kuuga would lose to a MG and you know it!

>> No.12934096

>>12934084
Presumably they will grow into it yes.

Hathor blesses all.

Sadly I've thrown already thrown my lot in with another. Guess I can always just go on a quest for hathor's blessed milk.

>> No.12934099

>>12934033
>>/m/
Why? Isn't /m/ for giant robots? All the gifs webums and pics I see here are of dudes in costumes. Why /m/?

>> No.12934100

>>12934094
I refer you to the webm >>12933951
Guy Kuuga fought in it had spikes bigger than a Manticores and they bounced right off of him.

>> No.12934105

>>12934094
Secondary counterargument.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQgvNaDlGU
And that was in a slightly upgraded version of his basic form.
Ultimate Kuuga would put him on par with a Lilim, or maybe even above them.

>> No.12934107

>>12934105
>Arguing Power Levels
Dude no.

I like talking about Kamen Rider here too, when it relates to MGs directly. What MGs would be into a given character, how given characters might act with an MG mentality, etc.

But power levels? No. Power Level Discussions a complete shit.

>> No.12934108

>Jaw pain and migrane are gone

>Managed to write 1000 words

Today was a good day.

Night all, don't burn down the thread.

>> No.12934111

>>12934107
Wait what's that new sheep slime MG?

Some of the Gaim riders would have to have one of them.

>> No.12934113

>>12934111
>sheep slime
Continue, I'm intrigued.

>> No.12934116

>>12934081
But of course.
>>12934096
Only true Hathorites can gain the goddesses blessing.

>> No.12934117

>>12934113
You know, the fruity one.

Kiva would get a Vampire as he should, but alas I cannot continue this due to needing sleep.

>> No.12934118

>>12934099
That's where that sentai goes, I see ultraman and kamen rider posted there all the time.

>> No.12934120
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And the results are in! Here's the breakdown of your 45 votes:

2 Breaking Traditions ushi oni
4 Shock Tactic Waifu Hunting anubis
5 Society and You Hellhound
5 Awkward Corruption unicorn
6 Agressive Femdom kikimora rewrite[, now with extra lewd and backstory/spoiler]
9 Awkward Femdom vampire This one was narrowly in the lead until that second time I advertised the poll.
14 Tender Loving Corruption And the winning grill-drumroll please-is... dark priest After that second bump this option took off and stayed up.

Cool stuff, looks like I've got two world building pieces on deck. Please look forward to it!

>> No.12934122

>>12934116
What if my waifu does but I do not?

Does that not mean I can go on a quest to get her the blessing?

I journey out of love, not duty.

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>>12934120
>Dark Priest

MAI WAUFU WON! OH HAPPY DAY!

>> No.12934128

>>12934120
God dammit we could have had a heartwarming Ushi-Oni story.

>> No.12934133

>>12934120
>dark priest
I can dig it

>> No.12934134

>>12934122
You bastard, playing her one weakness as the goddess of love.

>> No.12934137

>>12934117
No, No I know what Gaim is. I want to know what the sheep slime is.

>> No.12934140

>>12934134
I'm not playing her weakness if its true.

Just coincidence.

>> No.12934143

>>12934137
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Barometz

Have fun with slime sheep fruit.

>> No.12934148

>>12934120
>Tender loving corruption
Fantastic.

>> No.12934149

>>12934128
But anon, she's shit. Rape machines do not have hearts.

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>>12934143
>and naturally he'll be drawn to the source of the fragrance which is their main body.
Jesus christ, this is just Helheim Fruit: The Monstergirl.
Give it to Hase.

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>>12934125
>Waifuing a dark priest
Anon, I am going to make you so happy. You know, unless I fuck or something.

>>12934149
Honestly, what tradition did you think was going to get broken there?

>> No.12934161

>>12934156
Did you mean fuck up?

I just want her to be loved and happy.

>> No.12934163

>>12934155
You people and your crazy show of guys in bug suits and motor cycles.

Shine on you crazy bastards.

>> No.12934166

>>12934140
Oh right its just coincidence that you are going on a romantic quest with your waifu that spans religious lines to ask a fertility/love goddess to give you and your children health and fertility. Its just coincidence that this would make an epic romance novel you sick sob.

>> No.12934171

>>12934161
Yes, of course. Of the options given, dark priest is probably the third or fourth warm and tenderest option. It's something like vampire>anubis>ushi oni=dark priest>unicorn>hellhound>kiki. There was at least a little drama included in every idea, but those first four are all pretty damn sweet anyway.

>> No.12934174

>>12934166
Yup, I love her anon.

I wouldn't deserve her if I did anything less

>> No.12934175

>>12934156
I wonder if those chains get in the way of tail biting, or if they're a representation of the dark priest's loyalty to the fallen god and hinder nothing.

>> No.12934185

I just want to endlessly tease a dark priest about maybe joining her religion before becoming a Hathorite. Is that so wrong?

>> No.12934190

>>12934185
Only if it wrong for me to feed a baphomet Holstaurus milk until she is the softest in the states

>> No.12934193

>>12934185
>Teasing a dark priest
>The girl with a legion of friends well versed in drowning a man in pleasure until he can't have any thoughts not devoted to ALAHU AK- pleasing the chief god
That's lilim-teasing levels of dumb, Anon.

Good luck, you crazy bastard.

>> No.12934194

>>12934171
Hellhound
>ferocious, bold, selfish

Dark Priest
>lustful, devoted

I could even accept her losing to HORSE PUSSY but hellhound? Come on mang.

>> No.12934197

>>12934190
Cruel; she might not be firm enough to bounce!

>> No.12934202

>>12934185
You want a baseball bat upside the head to go with the raping you're gonna get?

>> No.12934203

>>12934197
She's gonna become the softest whether she wants to or not.

Then when she's crying about she'll never find an Onii-San I'll stroke her softened rump and whisper how she will always have me.

AlWayS

>> No.12934204

>>12934194
You what? Dark priest beat hellhound in every metric presented so far.

>> No.12934208

>>12934171
>Anubis
That would've been nice.

>> No.12934210

>>12934204
No, I mean your list, unless I'm reading it wrong. >>12934171

>> No.12934216

>>12934202
>implying I'm not going to try and convert her to hathorism.
The soft will consume... CONSUME EVERYTHING

>> No.12934217

>>12934210
That was listing how cuddly each story is, and dark priest was higher in the rankings there as well. Remember, the alligator eats the bigger side; the farther left the more tender the story in this case.

>> No.12934219

>It's dark
>Thunder flashes outside, but only serves to jolt the fist crammed into the bowl of popcorn
>The cursed video tape.
>Every thing is set up.
>The ancient television rests on the edge of the table, pushed up against the back of your lounge facing your real television.
>You twist in your seat, and cram the VCR into the slot, and hit play.
>You turn back around, and grab for the Tv remote, and start the real movie.
>The lights in your house flash, and dim. Your proper TV blinks on an off before stabilising.
>The roar of static rises above your shoulder
>The sound of heavy drops of water splatter on your hardwood floor, as an arm and shoulder reach out across the air, only to find nothing
>With a Gasp, and a squeal, something topples out of the TV, and onto the lounge, right next to you, and errant arm nearly knocking the bowl out of your lap
>Lying next to you is an upside down blob of damp, transparent white, porcelain skin, and streams of midnight hair.
>The movie begins as she huffs, blowing strands of wet hair out of her eyes
>You rest the bowl of popcorn on her upside down form, nestled between the underside of her bust and her stomach, you reach a hand in and pull out a handful of popped corn, dropping one into her open mouth as you do
>Her legs wag off the back of your lounge happily as she munches
>"So? What movie is it tonight?"

>> No.12934222

>>12934216
So you want a Dark Priest...with bigger jugs...

Perhaps I've misjudged you.

But god help you of you want to make her HEALTHY because I will find you and will fucking club you until you don't have a face or genitals anymore

>> No.12934227

>>12934222
But isn't HEALTHY just a curvier frame all around? Bigger tits, wider hips, softer thighs with none of the cottage cheese or sag? It's not 3DPD chubby.

>> No.12934230

>>12934219
>what movie is it tonight
The 1977 animated hobbit film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or8G_jDcLNo

>> No.12934231

>>12934222
Don't know about him but that's what I got planned for goat Loli.

>> No.12934232

>>12934231
>goat Loli.
Do as you will, none will mourn her no matter what. If you can convert her to the soft side then all the better.

>> No.12934233

>>12934222
I just want to become good friends with her and then introduce her to my apophis waifu. The jealous sex with my waifu will be fucking amazing

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>>12934227
I can't say no to bigger breasts, but leave the hips to the Milfs. I like Dark Priest as is though I'm hoping recolor anon will take another crack at my requests.

>> No.12934236

>>12934217
We need more cuddly stories, yes we do.

I like that Anubis was ranked so high.

>> No.12934237

>>12934233
You have serious problems.

>> No.12934239

>>12934235
I really like that recoloring. Women can look so good in red stuff.

>> No.12934240

>>12934230
Will you hold her when she gets scared of the 1977 animated Smaug?

>> No.12934251

>>12934231
Could you do Alice after her?

>> No.12934255

>>12933963
Cut an Alp some slack, that's from yesterday.

>> No.12934262

>>12934235
Red and black truly are the sexiest combo.

>> No.12934266

>>12934008
You know she's probably Hunty's grandmother?

>> No.12934269

>>12934266
Hell if I know.
I sure as hell don't see any resemblance between the two of them.
One's haughty and the other's smug and tomboyish.

>> No.12934270
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Tentacles provide the best love. Years of hentai have proven this.

>> No.12934273

>>12934270
I want ara ara octopus consentacles. As long as nothing goes up my butt or too far down my mouth it sounds great.

>> No.12934277

>>12934270
Only if you're a chick.

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The author of this Must Return, and finish what he's done.

>> No.12934283

>>12934279
Why are men so stupid? Onis aren't even in my top ten but I feel bad for her and want to comfort her.

>> No.12934284

>>12934279
Let it go, anon. He's not gonna finish it.
Unless he shows up right here right now to prove me wrong.

>> No.12934287

>>12934240
I'll even cop a feel to distract her from the fear.

>> No.12934291

>>12934239
>>12934262
I really want to see my original idea though. .

>> No.12934295 [SPOILER] 
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You start dating a Kitsune, eventually you both fall in love and get married, she runs her shrine, and you do your regular job.
Every night you two get together and spend time alone and talk of important things.
One night you come home, and she has changed.
She was granted ascension by the great one.
she wants you to ascend too.
You will continue to live as you were, just she is now a minor goddess, and you her loving husband...

>> No.12934296

>>12934295
I fail so see an issue.

>> No.12934298
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>>12934295
I for one will be more than happy to worship our new local fox goddess!

>> No.12934299

>>12934296
>Ellipses
Shh! Let's see what comes next!

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>>12934298
How about this Kunochi?

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>>12934279
I would not want to be the guy who bailed on her.

>> No.12934304

>>12934300
Why would I worship a dirty assas- what's going on with that tail?

>> No.12934307

>>12934156
So, the ushi would do the breaking, and another MG would do the healing? Because if you're saying that some other girl broke the guy so hard it took an ushi to heal him, I'm going to tell you to chug gasoline.

>> No.12934308

>>12934304
She hugs it tightly on those lonely nights in da woods or up in the mountains.

>> No.12934310
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>>12934219
I want to kiss and cuddle Sadako all over as we watch a scary horror movie.

>> No.12934312

>>12934300
Dat a dragon ?

>> No.12934314

>>12934304
IT'S A KAMAKIRI! RUN!

>> No.12934320

>>12934296
Only thing I see wrong here is she only has one tail.
gotta fix that.

>> No.12934322

>>12934307
No, the tradition being broken is spoilered for actual spoliers ushi raping the shit out of everything. There is a plot reason for this happening.

>> No.12934323

>>12934310
I want her to sit in my lap, so I can wrap my arms around her and nibble on her ear as she tries to focus on the movies.

>> No.12934326

>>12934323
After all the shit she went through, she ended up as a cuddleslut for a dirty anon. The horror, the horror.

>> No.12934327

>>12934301
Thought that was Yuugi for a second.

>>12934310
Wouldn't that be normal for her? A comedy would scare her. Drama would make her happy. Romance would make her sick or sad. Snooty foreign films give her diarrhea of the mouth.

>> No.12934332

>>12934322
Yeah, chug gasoline. Not even premium, the cheap shit.

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>>12934326
Oh, she wouldn't just be my cuddleslut, anon. She'd also be my cumdump, or even both at the same time with seated sex.

>>12934327
More like nostalgic. Maybe I'd watch a hard porno with her while molesting all her holes.

>> No.12934336

>>12934326
What did she actually go through? I only saw the shitty burgerclap remake like years ago. Why do people think ugly=spooky

Ring, Grudge I'd have been way more spooked AND turned on if they were cute girls.

>> No.12934338

>>12934332
But why?

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>> No.12934341

>>12934338
Some people don't like Ushi-Onis being good girls.

Just ignore him.

>> No.12934343

>>12934340
Pan's Labyrinth?

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>>12934340

>> No.12934346

>>12934338
Because that's like a Kikimora wallowing in filth. Or a flat holstaurus. It's sick, unnatural and wrong. And a lie. Some things you cannot fix.

>> No.12934348

It's too spooky in here, I'm going to bed. No ghosts can get me there.

>> No.12934349

>>12934341
Has anyone actually written a story with a good girl ushi?

>>12934346
>a flat holstaurus
So, justice?

>> No.12934351

>>12934335
What would porn do for a ghost?

She's gonna suck out his soul isn't she?

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>"Welcome to the shrine of the....why are you taking your clothes off?"

>> No.12934353

>>12934348
Actually they can. I once saw a Japanese horror movie where the kid went to hide under the covers and the ghost was already there.
>>12934352
Bull Milk Donation.

>> No.12934354

>>12934349
>flat
>justice

Fuck off Sabbath. I hate you so fucking much, I wish you would turn inside out and fall down a salt mine.

>> No.12934356

>>12934354
For a baphomet, that's just a kinky tuesday. They're into some messed up shit due to their magic abilities.

>> No.12934357

>>12934348
That's where the ghosts want you to go anon.

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>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>> No.12934360

>>12934353
>ghost cuddling aa shota under covers
Sounds amazing.

>> No.12934361

>>12934359
Try an Anubis.>>12934358

>> No.12934362

>>12934346
>Some things you cannot fix.
Writers function as small gods of the settings they work in, there's nothing they cannot do. There's always the question of whether or not one SHOULD do things, but with a sufficient explanation the sky's the limit. As for whether or not my explanation will make the cut will be determined later, but you're being a little hasty here.

>> No.12934363

>>12934358
I like my Anubis with BIG MEATY PAWS.
But still, she's a cutie.

>>12934361
>Suckling on your Anubis waifu's milky, lactating breasts.
>While softly petting her swollen, pregnant belly.
>You will never.
;_;

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>> No.12934365

>>12934359
You? Is it really you?

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>>12934363
>You will never a pregnant monster girl
WHY DOES IT HURT TO LIVE

>> No.12934371

>>12934348
Entrapped in an ocean of blanket is exactly where she wants you.

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>"SURPRISE!"

>> No.12934376

>>12934370
Because it does anon.
Because it does.

>> No.12934377

>>12934370
For a second there I read that as "You will never BE a pregnant monster girl" and wondered why anyone would want that.

>> No.12934378

>>12934362
No, I will not believe it. I will never believe it. You could mind rape me with ten million years worth of succubus magic and I will still, never believe, ushi oni can be anything but a rape machine. Who is the poster girl for pelvis breaking, thrashing ceilings, floors and even dimensions. Fuck that, ushi oni are good for only two thins: rape and burning.

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>>12934365

>> No.12934382

>>12934356
No one gets flayed and rolled in salt and enjoys it.

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>"Hmm, I suppose we could try that, No anal though!"

>> No.12934386

>>12934374
And then anon, pissed his pants, let loose, and had his heart burst in his chest from fear. The end.

>> No.12934387

>>12934385
Stop it with the dumping already.

>> No.12934388 [DELETED] 

>>12934378

>> No.12934390

>>12934385
>succubus who won't do anal

Dropped harder than a kid does math homework.

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>> No.12934392

>>12934374
>Something unknown curprises you by wrapping its arms around you.
>Comfy
>Two more arms
>O-okay? Maybe it's arms and legs...
>Two more arms
>Ohgodwhatthefuckisititsgoingtoeatme

>> No.12934393

>>12934378
About 80% of your post is pure thread-cannon.

>> No.12934394

>>12934391
SUCH BEAUTY!

>> No.12934395

>>12934391
Based Loen is based!

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>>12934391

Cerea, everything someone could hope for.

>> No.12934399

>>12934393
Nigga do I need to post the profile? Ushi Oni are not good monsters.

>> No.12934402

>>12934391
>>12934396
>like a barn

Horse pussy a shit.

>> No.12934407

>>12934402
Barns smell really nice though.

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>>12934396
what about cerea mom

>> No.12934409

>>12934399
>What is an individual?

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>"Hey, come on, you know you want some."

>> No.12934412

>>12934396
>horses in the silk prints
>horseshoe brooch
Is this like wearing all American flags for humans?

>> No.12934414

>>12934409
A miserable pile of secrets?

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How much modification would your residence require for your MG wife/GF?

>> No.12934418

>>12934412
It was also made for the Chinese Year of the Horse. So that's another explanation.

>> No.12934420

>>12934408
The only mother-daughter tagteam I'd like is Miia and her mom

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>>12934409
>GUYS, Ushis are totally independent of their biology and the rape happy ones are just a minority! Believe me!

>> No.12934422

>>12934411
You're going to need to be more specific. There is more than thing there that I would like to partake in.

>> No.12934423

>>12934391
>Human half is stunning
>But it's attached to horsepussy
Shame, would make friends with though

>> No.12934425

>>12934408
Good genes come from somewhere. If you could have Cerea and her mom then that's pretty much having your cake and eating it too.

>> No.12934427

>>12934412
Reminder than the MGs in EMG are the equivalent of a man names 'Herman Manning'.

>> No.12934429

>>12934421
Dass specieist, man. You can't say all Ushis are rapecrazy cunttrains even if a higher proportion of them are. There's plenty of rapey cosplay-tier girls! Just think about Kumihos.

>> No.12934431

>>12934427
Like Bearie the Bear and Beavery the Beaver, Squirrelly the Squirrel and Porcupiney the Porcupine?

>> No.12934433

>>12934429
Kumihos kill you.

>> No.12934437

>>12934429
And yes I can, even werewolves will protect and feed you though you may be at the bottom of the hierarchy. Ushis are so rape crazy you can stab them and they'll ignore you and keep raping whatever poor sap they have in their rape cave.

>> No.12934440

>>12934427
>Herman Manning
>Not Hugh Mann

>> No.12934445

>>12934421
I never said that. If anything, I'm saying the opposite.

That just because 99% of Ushi-Onis are Hot Blooded Rape Trains, doesn't mean there can't be one or two who're more serene and even-tempered.

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>"Not all Kumiho's kill men. that is very rude thing to say!"

>> No.12934450

>>12934437
>you can stab them and they'll ignore you and keep raping
That's just pure love, anon. Wouldn't you want a wife who will never cast you aside, no matter what happens?

>> No.12934453

>>12934445
>Even among monsters, their nature is especially ferocious. Tainted with immense desire, thoughts of savagely raping and violating men are always on their mind. So great is their lust that their body is always hotly seething.

>Normally they live deep in the mountains, but sometimes ushi-oni come down from the mountains and attack human settlements seeking men. At that time, if they find a man who strikes their fancy, they’ll shoot out webbing that is almost like a rope, tie him up, and take him back home deep in the mountains. Then, as if to unleash all the bestial lust that had built up until then, they’ll rape the man and indulge in spirit energy. No matter how much sex they have, their boundless sexual lust is never satisfied They never get tired in the middle of sex, and they will keep thrusting their hips against a man relentlessly.

You can't fight nature.

>> No.12934454

What would you say is the ideal home that you'd want to live in with your waifus??

For me, a Dragon's Cave. Nicely carved out of a high mountain, with plenty of room for treasures, living space, decorations, even a natural hot spring buried deep inside! Maybe even a literal man-cave room for me to keep my stuff.

>> No.12934455

>>12934448
Remove kumiho. Souls sucking whore.

>>12934450
>love

>> No.12934456

>>12934454
Same. The difference between us being that I'm going to write about how a regular cave turns into a cozy home.

>> No.12934457

>>12934448
Could you live with and lose a Kumiho who would never hurt you but still killed and ate other people?
What if she expected you to help her?

>> No.12934458

>>12934454
Either a cave or an abandoned shrine, surely I can gather some faith with my tengu waifu.
Or just live in there which is more cozy than a cave floor

>> No.12934459

>>12934454
Someplace isolated, deep in a forest somewhere, with river running by the house.

>> No.12934461

>>12934456
Alp? Looking forward to that.
I might write something similar, in a story or two involving a Dragon. I'm terribly slow with my own writing though. Dragon Caverns a coziest though, with the proper amount of work put in.

>> No.12934462

>>12934457
>letting your waifu eat some other guy's liver
Sounds like NTR!

>> No.12934463

>>12934454
A dome-shaped, grassy hill with a home built into it with one side opened enough to have a raised porch for barbeque and lounging outside. Plenty of windows and skylights, with wood interior and soft carpets for my waifu/daughterus to nap on anytime they like. It'd be furnished and decorated like a normal home on the outside, but be ultra cozy. Fireplace heating seems to be the way to go with this.

>> No.12934464

>>12934461
>Looking forward to that
This has been said far too often in recent times. I'll just go watch Eyeshield 21 and procrastinate indefinitely.

>> No.12934465

>>12934457
No way, more so in her case, she didn't just kill people, she ate their damn souls.

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>> No.12934471

>>12934463
on the inside*

>> No.12934472

>>12934453
>You can't fight nature.
You're really determined to never see anyone try and tackle a character from any unique angle, aren't you?

As Seafoam already said previously, whether or not something should be done in writing is based upon the author's ability to convey a proper explanation for something outside the norm. I, for one, am interested in the idea of rare Ushi-Onis who go to extreme lengths to try to fight their base, burning, instinctual nature, and the reasons they might have for going to such lengths.

>> No.12934475

>>12934464
>Eyeshield 21
Well, at least you've got decent taste in sports shonen?
It's my own fault for being so anxious about wanting to read the How I Met Dragon Waifu stuff.

>> No.12934476

>>12934470
Those eyes......

>> No.12934478

>>12934476
Spooky eyes are the sexiest.

>> No.12934481

>>12934475
>anxious
Well I'm anxious about seeing Hiruma do nothing wrong time and again.
Maybe I'll have something up tomorrow. I've got three other stories going on too, and I've been sitting on an unfinished Vertex chapter since last month and excuses, excuses, bitching, whining.

>> No.12934482

>>12934463
Sounds like a Hobbit Hole.

Which are, of course, cozy as fuck.

>> No.12934483

whomever started the shy amazon greentext continue it

>> No.12934484

>>12934481
Cool. Looking forward to it.

Hiruma's always fun to watch.

>> No.12934485

>>12934478
No, they are not spooky, I have always liked those kind of fox eyes

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>>12934485

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>>12934485
Spookier = sexier
Picture related for ultrasex.

>> No.12934489

>>12934472
>strawmanning

I could believe a lich that treats her subjects with some modicum of kindness and respect, being formerly human. I could believe a foul mouthed, surly angel who became that way because of her time witnessing the atrocities of man. I could believe a damphir who rapes to her heart's content, because in the end, the are monsters, but in the case of ushi oni it does not work because they are RAPE: THE MONSTER. That's all they are, an no one and nothing will ever convince me otherwise, it ain't happening. They are rape, end of story.

>> No.12934490

>>12934482
Perfect for mice, amiright?

>> No.12934491

>>12934489
>Strawmanning
>Pot, meet kettle.

>>12934490
Very much so.

>> No.12934492

>>12934484
Stop putting pressure on me, dammit.

>> No.12934493

>>12934491
Talk to the profile bitch. Their biology does not permit them to be anything else, period.

>> No.12934494

>>12934489
Is a nigga gonna have to post that ushi getting cooking lessons from an inari?

>> No.12934497

>>12934340
>>12934344
I want to lick her face.

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>"It's going to be a hot night tonight.."

>> No.12934500

>>12934494
>cooking so her rape tow doesn't die from bacteria in raw meat

Big fucking whoop.

>> No.12934502

>>12934498
Nice

The piano should be cracking and smoldering under her, though

>> No.12934503

>>12934493
Yeah, that's bullshit. Their biology is geared towards being a Rape-Train, yes, but as I've said, there are any number of reasons where-in one may fight down such instinct. You just seem to lack any imagination with which to comprehend such.

>>12934494
I think he's just trolling at this point. >>12934500
Yeah. Because clearly, she is a single-minded, blood boiling rape machine with no other sentient thoughts or capacity outside of pelvis-wrecking. That's how she stopped to take the time to learn to cook professionally. Definitely.

>>12934498
Her right arm still looks off to me.

>> No.12934504

>>12934498
>>12934503
>Her right arm still looks off to me.
Because it's too short. The perspective's fugged

>> No.12934506

>>12934503
The only reason she bathes and cuddles her husband is so that his sperm production will stay up. She also makes him exercise to keep his testosterone up and his sexual performance up to par. Every way that she treats her husband well is done to make sure he gives her as much demonic energy as possible.

>> No.12934508

>>12934503
>>12934453
>he doesn't like mai waifu so he must be trolling

Spider shill please, PLEASE.

>> No.12934509

>>12934506
>Ushi-Onis are incapable of love
Now you're just going max haram.

>> No.12934511

>>12934504
Yeah, it looks like the upper arm goes straight down and turns into a paw at the elbow, although the artist must have intended it to be bent and her wrist to be touching the lid.

>> No.12934512

>>12934508
>Implying Ushi-Oni is mai waifu
Unimaginative Fag pls

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>"uh..Anon...Uhh.I really don't know how to do this right so, bear with me..I realize everyone thinks we are...uhh...really ..aggressive with men...and it's kinda embarrassing, but uh....would you like to ...go out with me?"

>> No.12934518

>>12934512
>unimaginative

More like realist, or not deluded.

>> No.12934519

>>12934509
>implying she tries to make you happy because she loves you
That's what she wants you to think.

>>12934514
She's just pretending to be moe to entice a moefag husband, don't fall for it!

>> No.12934521

>>12934519
>Every individual of a species must act identically to each other with no variation, unique traits, or deviant personalities among their number.
>Realistic
Kay then.

>> No.12934522

>>12934514
And then anon spent a year and a half in the hospital healing his pelvis. He ended up owing more than 500,000 thousand dollars in medical bills. His life was ruined. Remember, if an ushi shows interest in you, throw yourself into the arms of the nearest MG you can find, even an akaname.

>> No.12934523

>>12934521
Fuck, meant to quote >>12934518

>> No.12934524

>>12934522
>Even an Akaname
I have standards, thank you.

>> No.12934525

>>12934524
It's not about that, it's about saving your life.

>> No.12934528

>>12934525
Story of an anon getting Stockholm syndrome and starting to believe he's the beloved husband of his brutal rapist when?

>> No.12934533

>>12934528
I only remember such a greentext, involving a minotaurus and some poor chucklefuck. It was done by brick.

>> No.12934535

>>12934521
>confusing personality for species traits

>> No.12934536

>>12934533
Only thing I can remember with a Minotaur was...ah, having difficulty recalling it. Origin of the Butcher from Bromont, maybe? Or was it Captain?

So much stuff scrambled about in my head.

>> No.12934537

>>12934535
I suppose it doesn't matter since you're claiming Ushi-Onis don't have personalities anyway.

>> No.12934538

>>12934536
Captain, and by god that man was not loved.

>> No.12934540

>>12934538
No. No he was not.

Which is why I figured it wasn't the thing being talked about. Also that was prose and not greentext.

It's just the only thing involving a Minotaur I could recall.

>> No.12934542

>>12934537
You're the one assigning them heroic willpower where they can resist the urge to rape. When you're so ferocious and horny other monster fear you, I tend to pay attention.

I will call you Jude anon from now on.

>> No.12934545

Man I start out wanting to write a story about "dusk elves" one minute and then hours later I'm working out the local food chains and the feasibility of heavy metal braces as part of traditional dress

I gotta get on task but world building is always so much more fun than prose.

>> No.12934547

>>12934540
Well, there's also, "that".

>> No.12934550

>>12934545
The fuck is a dusk elf?

>> No.12934551

>>12934542
Willpower is based on one's personality.
One's personality is based on one's experiences.
Any number of experiences could lead to an Ushi-Oni who at least TRIES not to be as Rape-Happy as the vast, vast majority of her species.

I don't know what is so hard for you to comprehend about this.

>> No.12934554

>>12934547
>"That"
I'm not good with vagueness anon.
Not good with it at all.

>> No.12934555

>>12934550
Something I wanted to do that was beyond the usual brown or white.

A strange product of a strange environment

>> No.12934557

>You will never work tirelessly to open a portal to another dimension
>That dimension will never be a demon realm filled will all manner of monster girls
>This will have never been the plan the entire time
>The demon lord will never step through the portal, and you will never bow to her and her husband and introduce yourself as the man who gave them the earth on a silver platter
>She will never reward your efforts by giving you one of her daughters' hand in marriage
>Your years of loyalty will never be recognized when she makes you the governor general of earth while she returns home
>You will never lead the earth according to her will along with your waifu

>> No.12934558

>>12934557
>Race Traitor
I salute thee!

>> No.12934561

>>12934557
This is exactly what I would do, but I would rather marry my waifu instead.

>> No.12934562

>>12934551
>experiences

And just what the hell is an usho gonna experience besides watching her mother rape her father senseless and men everywhere cowering at the sight of her and running to get the pitchforks? They are hopeless, right up your alley, Jude.

>> No.12934564

>>12934562
At this point, you're really just making yourself look more and more foolish and simple-minded.

And I'm just doing the same by continuing to talk to you.

>> No.12934565

>>12934545
>heavy metal braces
Are you trying to say bracers? Bronze spirals covering half of the forearm exist in the Baltics, for one.

>> No.12934566

>>12934554
It's better I don't mention it, for the good of us all and the thread. Forget I said anything.

>> No.12934567

>>12934561
I'm sure that if you aided in the efforts to "Unify" the Earth under her banner, the Demon Lord would grant you audience with any woman of your choice, who would all likely be just as grateful and happy to take your hand in marriage, anon.

>> No.12934571

>>12934564
Whatever you say Jude.

Funny how all members of the arachnid family are so rapey. Arachhne, Jorougumo, girtablilu, ushi oni.

Do you enjoy being a fool?

>> No.12934577

>>12934557
I'd denonate every nuke on the planet just to spite you.

>> No.12934580

>>12934565
No, they're large metal clasps and rings that pin loose clothing to their skin.

>> No.12934583

>>12934557
traitor-kun pls
we know you're only doing this to make us salty. you don't actually care about you're waifu.

>> No.12934585

>>12934433
And finish her nigth with your guts medium rare and a good pinot noir

>> No.12934589

>>12934580
>large metal clasps that pin loose clothing
How big are you thinking here?
http://imgur.com/99Aem2V

>> No.12934591

>>12934585
Get back in your cage Lecter.

>> No.12934593

>>12934591
>perverse Kumiho who eats brains
Horafying.

>> No.12934594

>>12934593
>My mother always said to try new things.

>> No.12934601

>>12934594
I wonder if she could get the demonic energy straight from the balls...? Imagine going home from the bar with a nice "Kitsune," only for her to bite your balls off instead of sucking you off.

>> No.12934606

>>12934601
Stop.

>> No.12934652

ded

>> No.12934656

>>12934652
What took you so long to say it?

>> No.12934669
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>>12934652
Just the way I like it.

>> No.12934673

Can a monster girl become a Jedi? I want a kit dune Jedi monster girl waifu. We will meet on Dantooine, then explore the galaxy as we visit all the different planets, eventually making it past the outer rim.

>> No.12934675

>>12934402

>Not enjoying the smell of wheat and hay

What kind of a faggot are you

>> No.12934676

>>12934673
Star Wars a shit. Enjoy your shit as much as you please, though.

>> No.12934678

>>12934673
That's meant to be read "kitsune"

>> No.12934682

>>12934652
>>12934669
Would you attend a Rock Opera of the Undead?
Wight conductor, with a number of trained Zombies and Skeletons, along with more talented Ghouls, Vampires and Liches?
Y'know what they say, after all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZDB0mAMkA4
>"But I'll never go dancing no more...'til I Dance with the Dead..."

>> No.12934689

>>12934673
Everyone knows it's you xenofag.

>> No.12934690

>>12934676
I like monster girls, I like Star Wars, unfortunately people don't seem to like Star Wars all that much so the two will probably never get combined. One can always hope..

>> No.12934693

>>12934690
As you long as you don't start bringing any Jar Jar Binks x Chewbacca stuff in here, you can hope all you want.

>> No.12934696

>>12934693
>Onii-chan, Megasa...~

>> No.12934697

>>12934689
Pretty much all the SW aliens are bland and uninteresting, is it really so much to ask for some force-wielding monster grils? Or even force-wielding Paladins??

>> No.12934698

>>12934696
>Hurr, hurr-hurr derp!

>> No.12934701

>>12934697
Yes.

>> No.12934707

>>12934697
>force-wielding Paladins
I'm pretty sure the Force is satanic or something.

>> No.12934709

>>12934697
>is it really so much to ask for some force-wielding monster grils

>MG's already outclass humans in physical ability
>let's give them telekinesis, life sensing, future sight and the ability to rape without even touching you

Get out.

>> No.12934720

>>12934709
Then give the force to paladins. Valley of the Jedi can be used to give force powers to monster girls who prove themselves worthy.

>> No.12934727

>>12934720
But anon, the Jedi were evil.

>> No.12934739

>>12934727
Maybe in this universe the Paladins ARE the Jedi, and the Star Wars Jedi and most of its history hasn't happened yet.

I dunno I haven't thought this far ahead. I've just been fixated on muh kitsune waifu. She has a blue lightsaber btw.

>> No.12934742

>>12934739
I'm done. Star Wars a shit, it would ruin Monster Girls forever.
Unlike Dune. Dune gave us Sandworms.

>> No.12934765

>>12934742
I can see where you're coming from, but I'd like more of a monstergirls come to Star Wars, rather than Star Wars comes to monstergirls, kinda like it has its own universe, away from MG canon.

>> No.12934769

>>12934765
What does that even mean? Why are you so insistent on talking about that particular setting?

>> No.12934779

>>12934769
'Cause I like most of the star wars setting, and monstergirls, but not the star wars aliens. And I mean it being in its own universe, separate from all the current MG stuff.

>> No.12934782

>>12934779
>in its own universe
But can't you have MGs in a space opera setting without it being Star Wars? It's not like there's anything original about it anyway.

>> No.12934793

>>12934782
Muh lightsabers. Muh Jedi/Sith.
It just being some opera isn't as good as having a whole Star Wars-themed universe. Not that either of those things will happen anyway.

>> No.12934801

>>12934793
>Star Wars-themed
So you actually want a Star Wars fanfic instead of a setting with MGs in space?
I will never understand you. Let's not talk anymore.

>> No.12934802

>>12934782
Sorry, that's my bad, I misread your post.

The only reason I can think of is because I like the idea of lightsabers and the Force. What else is there that is similar to that in a futuristic setting?

>> No.12934804

>>12933916
Man i would loath having a lamia waifu.

The thought alone of being wrapped/tied up gives me anxiety attacks.

>> No.12934807

>>12934802
The Force as in psychic powers or The Force as in midi-chlorians?
>lightsabers
How about high frequency blades?

>> No.12934810

>>12934807
>High-Frequency Blades
Disregard Star Wars.

Resume talk of Bladewolf-Girl.

>> No.12934815

>>12934125
This Dark Priest is really like Mizore from Rosario + Vampire

>> No.12934820

>>12934807
I haven't heard of "high frequency blades" before. That sounds good, too.
When I say "Force", I mean the telepathic abilities, lightning, etc..

>> No.12934825

>>12934820
>I haven't heard
You've never played MGS? Go play through MGR: Revengeance and you'll understand why they're superior to lightsabers.

>> No.12934829

>>12934825
I just want to give Kojima all the money in the world, and let him dictate the course of human development.

We'd have MGs in no-time, I guarantee it.

>> No.12934833

>>12934829
Kojima is a hack, the horsepoop in TPP looks so fake.

>> No.12934834

>>12934829
Dont worry, the UK is still doing research in splicing human genes with animals.

>> No.12934835

>>12934269
Hunty is a dragon kalar. Dragon kalar are all female.
Her father was a dragon.
Apart from the original dragons all dragons are Kamilla's children as she was the only female dragon

>> No.12934840

>>12934825
Sure, heard of 'em, never played 'em.

To be honest, I don't even care if it's Star Wars, I just want MG's in a futuristic setting using advanced technogy, and complicated/fancy-looking fighting styles.

I'll stop with the SW-posting, I figured it would end up a dead dream.

>> No.12934843

>>12934230
>Hobbit Animated film
> from 70's
Sometimes we find litlle precious bits of pure gold here.
Thanks Anon, I didn't know this movie exist.

>> No.12934845

>>12934834
>UK
>a land that allows Sharia law to be enforced
Well that's not going to work out for us.
>>12934840
>never played 'em
You are not living your life correctly.
La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

>> No.12934850

>>12934835
That certainly makes one think, doesn't it?
Them being related, not the whole trophy wife fucking her kids thing.
Of course, Hunty look completely like a Kalar/Elf. Shit won't fly well down here unless she gets a tan.

>> No.12934854

>>12934845
>Allows Sharia law

Its almost like you havent heard of all the anti foreigners over here. UK is turning into the next nazi state. BNP, UKIP and EDL are kind of cementing this.

Besides were not in /Pol/ keep that shit out of here.

>> No.12934858

>>12934295
What is sad is that her life span will be of some millenia and husbando will die much time before her.

>> No.12934860

Uh-Oh! A Sudden Thunder Storm has spooked your Monster Girl Daughteru(s) and she/they have gone into hiding.
How hard is it to find them before the next thunder?

>> No.12934861
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12934861

The perils of being a manticore.

>> No.12934863

>>12934854
Don't tell me to "keep that shit out of here" if you're going to spout the same shit yourself.

>> No.12934869

>>12934861
I must help her!

>> No.12934873

>>12934869
By dicking the onaholu?

>> No.12934876

>>12934860
I don't need to look for her, she'll show up where the smell of pancakes comes from, and then I'll just grab the suspiciously moving bundle of blankets she's hiding inside.
>>12934873
What? No! By gently and carefully helping her free and escorting her to the bedroom upstairs so she can reward me as a white knight deserves.

>> No.12934930

>>12934863
Well arnt you the internet tough guy.

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>>12934557
>tfw some Anon is paraded around as the savior of Demonkind and becomes ruler of earth.
>tfw all you've managed to summon is a chubby, shortstack Nekobus who demands you give fancy feast and cat treats.

>> No.12934939

>>12934861
She looks kind of short...

Manticore Daughteru?

>> No.12934943
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>>12934934
>hfw I put her on a diet and make her do hard lifts

>> No.12934999

>>12934934
I would say thats more health than chub, and its delicious health at that.

Also, im pretty sure if im the master of said nekobus, she would be on all fours with a collar and leash by the end of the day.

>> No.12935042

>>12934999

>Hasn't seen her front shot with her potbelly extending out past her little tits
You would be wrong. But then he is too. She's not stacked so she can't be a shortstack.

>> No.12935044

"Why does everyone say that? I'll say this for the last time. Kumihos do not EAT LIVERS. It's all a myth made by poor peasants in the joseon dynasty mistaking taking men as killing them for their livers. I mean, you should do research on that."
You chuckled. It was always fun teasing your kumiho friend like that. She was always sensetive about how kumihos were always portrayed as livet eaters. Other than that, she was pretty chill.

continue?

>> No.12935045

>>12933917
THE DARK LORD IS HERE!!!!

>> No.12935051

>>12935044
Yes, if it involves Kumiho bullying.

>> No.12935056

>>12935045
That sounds more like a horny shota to me.

>> No.12935058

>>12935044

>I have written two lines of text and used less than 10% of the character limit of a post when I could have just written out the story completely in one post.
>Instead I'm going to ask if you want me to continue and drag this out for four posts

Gettin' real old dude. Hell, I think my post is longer than your not-story. Just write a damn thing if you want to, but a couple of lines is nothing to get exited about. It's like watching someone learning to drive standard and fucking up the clutch and watching it jerk, stop and stall. You never get any momentum built up.

>> No.12935067
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>>12934934
Good end

>> No.12935074

>>12935044
>"Why does everyone say that? I'll say this for the last time. Kumihos do not EAT LIVERS. It's all a myth made by poor peasants in the joseon dynasty"
Are you quoiting My Girlfriend Is a Kumiho? Because that line from there

>> No.12935091

>>12935058
Sorry. Didn't know that it would piss you off
>>12935074
What? I dont watch alot of korean dramas so I have no clue what youre talking about

>> No.12935102

>>12934858
This is why she wants him to ascend aswell.
Even if he didn't there are plenty of ways to extend the lifespan quite a bit.

>> No.12935110

>>12934352
Oh, wrong door. Guess I meant to be at that dark looking church at the other end of the street.

>> No.12935135

>>12935044
"Janice, by the way you misspronounced mistaking."
It was fun to tease her very subtle accent like this. She came here about 3 years ago still retaining a very subtle accent. She was also kind of insecure about this.
"S-Shut up you big bully."
She lightly hit you on the arm.
"Do you want to come over to our house?"
Hell yes you did. Her parents were surprisingly, super accepting like her. Also her grandmother makes the most kickass korean food ever.
"Yeah, why not. You have ramen right?"
She smiles. This means one thing. Ramen dare. Shit.
"Yeah, I have ramen..."
Ramen dare. It was where she gave you a random cup of ramen for you to eat. After being friends with her for over a year, you quickly realized which ramen were 'safe for human consumption'. But everytime, she brings a new fucking cup of ramen. The last time that you did the ramen dare was when you washed your tongue with sugar.
"Are you going to bring John and Alice, Janice?"
Heh. That rhymed.
"No,they said that they were going on a date."
Oh yeah. They were dating. It certainly didn't seem like it. A fucking six foot 5 amazon, captain of the track team dating a 5 foor 8 national Go champion. You would have expected the amazon to lead the relationship. Ironically, John was the so called 'top'. Then something important came up in your head.
"Janice, how the hell are we going to go there?"
You remembered the last time she forgot to bring a ride. A kumiho walking for miles under the unforgiving summer sun. The coat of fluff practically radiating heat from the hot summer air. That was one experience you didn't ever want to experience. Luckily it was winter, and she could share some of that fluff with you. Though she seemed VERY against brushing her tail. It just felt so...... soft.

>> No.12935143

>You will never pet your monster girl so hard she ahegos

>> No.12935147

Your Wurm daughteru comes home in tears and tells you everybody picked on her and wouldn't let her skip rope with them.
What do?

>> No.12935154

>>12935147
Go rustle up my pals and skip rope with her. If those guys don't like you, they're meanies who aren't worth your precious time, but Daddy, Mommy, and pals will always love to spend time with you dear.

>> No.12935160

>>12935154
Anon, I think you're failing to grasp the problem here because your fatherly love blinds you to it. Wurms and Lamias can't skip rope. They don't have any legs.

>> No.12935164

>>12935160

Sure they can. Snakes can jump.

>> No.12935170

>>12935074
>My Girlfriend Is a Kumiho
>this actually exists
Is it actually any good?

>> No.12935178

>>12935160
Snakes can jump. And even if they couldn't, real friends would still invite her to try if she thinks she'd have fun.

>> No.12935179

>>12935164
>>12935178
Show me a jumping Lamia or Wurm and I will concede the point and join the revelry.

>> No.12935183

>>12935160
Wouldnt there tails do like a mexican wave to skip the rope?

>> No.12935192

>>12935179
You realize how much muscle is in those tails, right? It would be simple enough to skip rope.

Bad art warning:
http://ficusart.deviantart.com/art/Lamia-Jumping-Rope-384457552

>> No.12935195

>>12935192
Seems legit.

>> No.12935223

Have the new 12 Beast raws come out yet?

Where can I find them?

>> No.12935231
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>> No.12935236

>>12935231
Ewww.

Slime pussy.

>> No.12935239

>>12935192
I was warned, but I still threw up.

I forgot how good we've got it here.

>> No.12935252

What would it take to have a proper mg VN?

>> No.12935255

>>12935252
The ability to use Google.

>> No.12935259

>>12935255
Welp, we are SOL then aren't we?

>> No.12935266

>>12934421

Makoto is such a cutie. I want to fondle her tail, too.

>> No.12935268

>>12935266

I would grapple her tail and never let go.

>> No.12935274

Guys, Alp here. Which story should I write an update to next? I'm not feeling particularly enthusiastic about anything going on in any of them right now.

>> No.12935276

>>12934676
>Star Wars a shit
Well that's like, your opinion man.
but personally; your opinion is shit

>> No.12935277

>>12935276
I'd like to point out that something that rips off as much stuff as Star Wars does has no right to be called good.
Also I don't understand why anyone would like Jar Jar Binks or Chewbacca.

>> No.12935278

>>12934707
The force is natural, it's literally in everything. Fucking midichlorians.

>> No.12935282

>>12935278
I'm now imagining Darth Vader going
>Midicholrians, son!

>> No.12935285

>>12935282
Suddenly Star Wars got more interesting.

STANDING HERE

>> No.12935290

>>12934235
I might...

>> No.12935298

>>12935290
Green Apple Barmotsz please

>> No.12935304

>>12935285
We're not allowed to sing here anymore, right?

I REALIZE

>> No.12935312

>>12935298
Well, that should be easy enough.

Guess I'll get to it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NxrQipUkwg

>> No.12935313

>>12935304
I have no idea

You are just like me

>> No.12935317

>>12935277
Jar jar
>I concede that point because the entire gungan race is stupid
Chewbacca
>He's the single greatest wookie in all of Star Wars lore
chewwie goes hard son

>> No.12935319

>>12935317
A guy in a fursuit making dumb noises is your idea of "greatness"?
This is why people who like Star Wars are a mystery to me.

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>tfw you're into monstergirls
>tfw you're a baptist
This is such a shitty feeling, you have no idea
Especially considering the fact I desire a hellhound waifu
/blog

>> No.12935322

>>12935320
Don't be a baptist, problem solved.

>> No.12935324

>>12935277
>Star Wars ripping stuff off
About 90% of the universe came from George Lucas the other 10% is what people in the movie business calls "homages"

>> No.12935325

>>12934421
>>12934453

>He doesn't know Fia

Headcanons, yo.

>> No.12935326

>>12935324
>this is what fanboys actually believe
I'm not going to argue with you, keep lauding Lucas' genius all you want.

>> No.12935327

>>12935320
Catholic here,

Demon girls and Hathor HEALTH make my heart race.

>> No.12935330

>>12935319
He survived countless battles, helped save the rebellion on endor, and is BFFs with the greatest non-Jedi in Star Wars

>> No.12935335

>>12935330
It took a moon to finally kill that loveable bastard.

God speed Chewie, God speed.

>> No.12935344

>>12935325
Implying.

Headcanon is meaningless in the long run, it doesn't change the realities of the setting.

>> No.12935347

Probably unrelated but it looks like moots leaving.

>Source: the news line.

>> No.12935348

>>12934669

How would your Monster waifu react if you became a zombie but still retained enough sanity to remember who she is and enough self-control to not eat people?

I'm not a monsterboy enthusiast, I'm just wondering.

>> No.12935349

>>12935326
>Lucas genius
No I'll stop you right there. He should've just stayed with the original trilogy. But he had "bigger plans" which included almost destroying the franchise. Lucas WAS good until he stopped getting a major cash flow from the royalties of star wars/Indiana jones, that's when he fucked up and tried to do more with something that was already good.
But enough about Lucas, we're supposed to be talking about MGs
>is your MG waifu a fan of anything? Like die hard fandom here, as in, she may or may not have tattoos of that thing she likes on her

>> No.12935351

>>12935347
Does this mean anything for us?

>> No.12935357

>>12935349
My Dragonfu has the Jolly Roger of the Strawhat Pirates tattooed on her left butt-cheek.

>> No.12935358

>>12935351
Probably not.

Just found it interesting.

>> No.12935360

>>12935344

Sure, the "reality" won't, change, but that doesn't mean everyone will adhere to it.

>> No.12935363

>>12935357
You should give her you "One Piece"

>> No.12935365

>>12935363
She's convinced One Piece is an egg.

>> No.12935367

>>12935365
Then you work with her to make one with her.

The end result is the same

Daughteru making.

>> No.12935372

>>12935367
Am I to understand Dragon daughteru making is something that interests people greatly?

>> No.12935376

>>12935360
Yeah well, ushis are monstrous rape machines, and no amount of headcanon will cover that up.

>> No.12935377

>>12935372
Son, if I MGs were real and I had a dragon waifu I would keep her perpetually pregant so we can have as many daughteru's as possible.

That and cuddling, by GOD there would be cuddling

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>>12935298
There ya go.

>> No.12935381

>>12935349
>Harpy daughteru
>Loves joy division
I don't know if I should be happy that she doesn't have shit taste, or I should be concerned and put her on suicide watch

>> No.12935383

>>12935351
>>12935358
I wouldn't be so sure. If they come for us, where will we go, Mastechan, doublecgan, somewhere else?

>> No.12935385

>>12935379
You are my friend until the end of time.

Should you ever need a spare kidney, I will be there for you.

>> No.12935390

>>12935385
Can I have both? I need them...for reasons.

>> No.12935392

>>12935383
No idea, I may go 8. The real question is how I still get my content to folks.

>> No.12935393

>>12935320
Sea bishop, man.
Or a devout holstaurus or ryu.

>> No.12935395

>>12935383
Who's "they"?

>> No.12935396

>>12935390
Go for it.

I don't need them anyways.

>> No.12935399

>>12935379
>sour apple
>delicious tan skin
>part sheep
But my birthdays in December anon

>> No.12935400

>>12935379
Blue raspberry?

>> No.12935404

>>12935400
>Barmotz becomes the new number 1 due to the sheer amount of flavors.

I am OK with this.

>> No.12935405
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12935405

Oh no! You caught your Kikimora maid doing something naughty!

What was she watching /mgt/?

>> No.12935406

>>12935383
where would be the safest place to go for MGs? An attic?

>> No.12935407

>>12935405
Truckers on Ice.

>> No.12935412

>>12935405
Tender loving Femdom

>> No.12935413

Better version, fixed a few things:
http://i.imgur.com/rXqY4Uy.jpg

>>12935396
Yay.
>>12935399
Happy birthday Anon, even If I am super late...
>>12935400
Hm, maybe..

>> No.12935414

>>12935405
She's watching our honeymoon video we shot in Cancun

>> No.12935419

>>12935405
She's probably on /hbg/ again.

Slut.

>> No.12935423

>>12935393
Man, I dont want that
Not that I would be complaining, but I dont want someone to dominate
I want someone who'll make me squeal and moan like the perverted prude I am and take care of me

>> No.12935425
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12935425

>>12935423
Ever feel like this?

>> No.12935431

>>12935405

I don't know, I turned around and left her room before she even noticed I walked in. I'd later pretend I didn't see anything so she won't get paranoid or embarrassed.

It's not cool to walk in on people while they're fapping, mang. I'd fucking hate it if it happened to me.

>> No.12935436

>>12935431
If someone walks in on you fapping, you keep doing it and act casual.

>> No.12935438

>>12935425
Every time I go to church, yeah

>> No.12935441

>>12935425

>That image

Priest-kun is a real bro for letting anyone into his church without prejudice, poor guy.

>> No.12935444

>>12935405
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KEYBOARD

>> No.12935448

>>12935438
Wouldn't it feel better if you stopped pretending to be something you're not and just embraced the love?
>>12935441
That's not a priest, that's a monk.

>> No.12935451

>>12935444
There's a reason for that glazed look in her eyes anon.

>> No.12935498

>>12935405
she's watching vacuum cleaner infomercials

>> No.12935503

>>12935405
The video of me masturbating I sent to her.

>> No.12935509

>>12935503
She thought she was watching it live?

>> No.12935510

>>12935503
Are you videotaping her masturbating to the video of you masturbating?

>> No.12935517

>>12935448
Nigga, what the fuck do you even mean 'pretending something Im not'
I have really perverted fantasies in which I am violated to the point in which Im a squealing, moaning mess, or Im too exhausted to move
I was also raised to believe that those thoughts and masturbation is sinful and that I shouldn't do it. And it fucking worked. I cant handle real porn because I get too uncomfortable about it. Hell I get uncomfortable with womens' underwear commercials.
Both fucking sides are apart of me, and I aint pretending about either. And if by 'embrace the love' you mean stop being Christian, then fuck that. I realise this probably sounds really autistic and that you weren't being that serious about this and I took this up to 11 and you probably weren't implying this, but man just because I feel like a guilty shit every Sunday does not mean Im giving up on my religion.
/religious autism blog

>> No.12935522

>>12935517
I'm with you there, I wasn't raised as strict as you probably were but I can't give up that part of me.

>> No.12935523

>>12935517
Let's calm down a bit, take it down to, like, 7? Yeah, to 7. Your feelings are perfectly okay to have, anyone who tells you different is an asshole.
>then fuck that
Why? It's not like it does you any good.

>> No.12935526

>>12935509
Yeah, I had a feeling she was watching the security camera in my room so I came up with this plan to catch her in the act.
>>12935510
No but I am going to videotape me impregnating her as punishment for watching me, then make her watching it over and over again.

>> No.12935527

>>12935526
Lewd!

>> No.12935530

>>12935523
>It's not like spiritual redemption and not having a shitty afterlife does you any good

>> No.12935532

>>12935526
I would love to see a picture of a kiki getting lovingly impregnated, maybe her hands bound and her butt a bit red from prior spankings in doggystyle

>> No.12935533

>>12935405
Her secret collection of pictures and videos of her master, she's too good a maid for her own good and knows lusting after her master is wrong.

>> No.12935534

>>12935530
Others have said it better than me.

>Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones

>> No.12935535

>>12935527
She deserves it for being such a naughty maid.
>>12935532
With heart pupils while looking back at her master plowing her from behind.

>> No.12935538

>>12935533
>Implying she just has pictures.

>Implying she hasn't been studying your porn folder to find what type of girl you like, lifting weights after hours so she can become a /fit/ girl for a master who loves muscle or sneaking extra snacks for a master who loves chub.

>> No.12935542

>>12935538
Deplorable harlot.

>> No.12935543
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>>12935400
Alsways a good idea to eat healthy.

>> No.12935549

>>12935535
No, in missionary but yes for heart pupils

>> No.12935551

>>12935543
How about a delicious brown Alp?

>> No.12935552

>>12935542
Its all for you anon


ITs ALWAys BEen fOr YOu!

>> No.12935559

>>12935549
Oh but that's the thing anon, after fucking her like a beast in heat from behind for a while, right as I feel like I can't hold on any more I flip her over, wrap her legs around my back, intertwine my fingers with hers on both hands, and tenderly kiss her while shooting all my cum right into her womb. Vanilla mindbreak.

>> No.12935560

>>12935551
I dunno guy, that seems perverted..

Maybe later, godda eat something first.

>> No.12935562

>>12935405
The video of her being tied up and fucked by a stray dog while her master and his wife have lusty sex in background. From time to time they lick her tears

>> No.12935566

>>12935560
Don't leave me hanging man. Or else!

>> No.12935570

Are sheep still acceptable? http://imgur.com/eM1stxf
http://imgur.com/m32z7PN

Oni cowtits hentai incoming http://imgur.com/tCYXUQT

>> No.12935572

>>12935562
No.
>>>/out/

>> No.12935574

>>12935570
>Oni cowtits hentai
Does the shota still get castrated?

>> No.12935578

>>12935570
Sweatingman.jpg

>> No.12935581

>>12935551
Alps can't be brown!

>> No.12935584

>>12935581
Why not?

>> No.12935585

>>12935534
Man, obviously you and I had very different upbringings.
I would not, in a million years, or for a million dollars, give up my religion. If someone came to me and said, 'I'll make monstergirls a reality, all you have to do is give up Christianity' I would turn him down instantly.

>> No.12935586

>>12935581
You just aren't trying hard enough. \

>>12935570
Hot damn, we sure thats an oni and not a one horned holstaur?

>> No.12935594

>>12935585
Well I wasn't raised to believe in anything, of course we had different upbringings. All I'm saying is that the cause of your suffering and guilt is that you believe a lie that tells you it's wrong to like what you like. Everything could be fine, and it's up to you.

>> No.12935595

>>12935584
>>12935586

Only white boys can be alps.

>> No.12935598
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>>12935586
Pretty sure.

The dick sucking preview looked weird cause they do that long mouth thing.

>> No.12935601

>>12935559
yeah exactly
but it'll never be drawn

>> No.12935603

>>12935595
Tans.

>> No.12935606

>>12935570
It's the one where shotashit gets ntred and castrated while faceless men gangbang the girl?
I'm eagerly waiting for it
Muh dick is ready

>> No.12935612
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12935612

>>12935598
Oh dear! It looks like the Octowitch is still black and white! How did this happen Hound?

>> No.12935641

>>12935598

She looks pretty easygoing for an Oni. Are her clothes made out of weresheep wool or something?

>> No.12935644

>>12935598
>MS-05 Zaku mode.
http://imgur.com/a/QfmCH

>> No.12935652

>>12935543
Those colors and comfy look remind me of yeti

>> No.12935666

>>12934363
Good because children are fucking terrible.

>> No.12935687

>>12935666
Children can be very cruel, Jack.

>> No.12935690

>>12934448
But the kumiho in that image does kill men. A lot.

>> No.12935699
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12935699

>>12935566
>>12935581
>>12935595

What happens now is up to you...

>> No.12935704

>>12935699
>red hair
>all that purple
I fucking love purple. Luckily I live in a country where Alp marriage is legal.

>> No.12935708

>>12935699
I want to force my Alp to wear a maid dress all the time.

>> No.12935711

>>12935699
I'm gonna wreck it.

>> No.12935717 [SPOILER] 
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>>12935699
Eh.

>>12935704
>I love purple

>> No.12935719

>>12935708
You are the worst kind of scum.

I approve.

>> No.12935720

>>12935699
Delicious brown.

>> No.12935721

>>12935517
What if some one promised to fulfil your every darkest, deepest fantasies? To wrap you up in eternal, perverted bliss at the cost of your faith. Would you do it?

>> No.12935724

>>12935717
Are you saying you don't love purple?

>> No.12935726

>>12935717
>Shame intensifies.

>> No.12935731

>>12935699
Would pull tail and watch it squirm.

>> No.12935734

>>12935721
Nope.
Price is too high

>> No.12935745

>>12935731
Bullying a best.

>> No.12935749

>>12935721
It would be very tempting, but I'd likely refuse
My perverted fantasies don't outweigh my soul

>> No.12935753

>>12935687
It doesn't help that I'd probably be a terrible father too so yeah. They're fucking terrible and I don't want to put anyone through a potentially abusive relationship.

>> No.12935762

>>12935731
I'd rub my dick onto and cum on her wings.

>> No.12935765

>>12935734
>>12935749

I'm talking an eternity of the kinda shit that would make your mother and grandmother blush and soak her panties at the same time. It would BE your afterlife, all of those fantasies of yours. Could you do it, forsake your faith? Because lets face it. Your unwavering faith is merely deep-seated fear. What if your favourite MG came before you right now, and promised you that you wouldn't have to fear. Promised you that she, and all your perversions WAS your afterlife? you'd do it, wouldn't you?

>> No.12935766

>>12935721
>Cost of your faith

Does that mean I'd have to pick-up one of the phoney bologna religions for about a week so I could trade it in for what I really want?

I mean that's a heavy price to pay, that 1 week would be pretty hellish.

>> No.12935768

>>12935517

I was taught that I'd basically go to hell for masturbating. I do it anyway. Not judging you, I don't really give a shit what other people do.

I left my religion as soon as I was actually given a choice to do so. It's just not a lifestyle that fits me, same with the military. I'm not good at following orders.

>> No.12935771

Since people are in the mood for Alps, I'll repeat this
>>12935274

>> No.12935772
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>>12935749
How do you feel about posting with horrifying sinners who would literally fuck Satan if it was a cute girl?

>> No.12935777
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>>12935766
>phoney bologna
Pasta bolognese is divine, you jerk.

>> No.12935783
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>>12935772
What do you mean "if"?

>> No.12935790

>>12935772
To be fair in the SMT series fucking satan who pretends to be a girl is always an option.

>> No.12935797
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>>12935783
Cute Satan isn't real anon, no matter how much I wish she was.

>> No.12935801

>>12935777
>Google it because no idea what the fuck is going on
>It's literally a food recipe
>It has no bologna in it

The fuck?

>> No.12935802

>>12935797
Anon, Satan is a fictional character and as cute as you want her to be.

>> No.12935806

>>12935801
>different languages are different
That's what the fuck. And I could eat about 700 grams of that stuff right about now.

>> No.12935807

>>12935405

I am incredibly surprised no one has drawn anything in there yet

>> No.12935809

>>12935772
I don't really care about that
Live and let live, I guess
Besides, I'd probably want to fuck a succubus/devil/what-have-you. That's why I am so conflicted about it. See, I'd be okay with sinning so long as it doesnt affect my faith, Id just feel super guilty about it afterwards
>>12935765
I'd probably still refuse, as its likely a cunning ploy to get me to rebuke my faith

>> No.12935810

>>12935771
Eh, I'd say take some time of if you don't feel like doing it right now.

I only hope that's the last alp stuff I have to edit for a while...

>> No.12935812

>>12935797

God dammit every time I see that picture, my urge to hug her grows larger.

>> No.12935817

>>12935765
Nope, still not worth it.

>> No.12935819

>>12935809
But you don't have to feel guilty or conflicted.
>>12935810
What do you have against us? Also I can't take time off, I promised to have something up tomorrow and it would be nice to keep a promise every now and again.

>> No.12935826

>>12935801
Bologna is a city that is home to both the dish and the sausage, anon. How did you not find this out with google?

>> No.12935832

>>12935819
Yes, I do
Its a sin. Just because Jesus is forgiving me of my sins does not mean I shouldn't feel bad about sinning, nor does it mean I shouldn't try to not sin

>> No.12935833

>>12935817
I don't get you.

>> No.12935834

>>12935819
>What do you have against us?
Nothing really, I do love bullying you...

> I promised to have something up tomorrow and it would be nice to keep a promise every now and again.

I know what that's like. But I'd rather have you produce stuff when you're actually in the mood.
Helps the quality.

>> No.12935837

>>12935802
That's exactly it, she isn't real, cute or not.

>> No.12935842

>>12935832
There is no such thing as sin you poor, miserable wretch.
>>12935834
B-but the guy I promised it to said he was looking forward to it!

>> No.12935847

>>12935745
Stop bullying alps!

>> No.12935852

>>12935833
Don't need to anon.

Don't need to.

I wanna hug a tanuki and brush her tail

>> No.12935853
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12935853

>>12935809
>Live and let live

Until it's time to drive in the knife, huh?

>> No.12935859

>>12935847
Never!

>> No.12935861

>>12935853
The newest episode of the abridged series made me love Anderson more than the actual series ever did.

>> No.12935863

>>12935809
>I'd probably still refuse, as its likely a cunning ploy to get me to rebuke my faith

>Letting irrational fear and distrust get in the way of your waifu's personal brand of nirvana
You are just too sad. I hope you get into hard drugs and denounce your faith.

>> No.12935872

>>12935859
They only want to love you and be cuddled!

Why must you hurt them so?

>> No.12935873

>>12935872
Clamps and candles make Alps happy.

>> No.12935875

>>12935861
Yumi, say something in moon.

>> No.12935876

>>12935842
>B-but the guy I promised it to said he was looking forward to it!

He'll live, probably...

>> No.12935878

>>12935847
what if you bully them with your dick

>> No.12935880

>>12935875
Hai.
>>12935876
So will I, if you can call that living.

>> No.12935881

>>12935863
>I hope you get into hard drugs and denounce your faith


>this is an honest wish for improvement

What the fuck anon?

>> No.12935885

>>12935873
That's stereotyping anon, don't be racist to alps.

>>12935878
Don't do that either, be kind and loving to alps.

>> No.12935886

>>12935872
You don't wanna be bullied?

Maybe if you go stage 3, and even then, no promises...

>> No.12935888

>>12935885
It's not racist because I'm one.

>> No.12935889

>>12935881
I just don't know anon.

I just don't know

>> No.12935893

>>12935842
Yes there is. Now obviously the idea of sin varies from religion, or lack there of, so we're never going to come to an agreement here
>>12935853
The funny thing about Christians, is that when we say we're non-violent, or when we tolerate something, we actually mean it
>>12935863
>I hope you get into hard drugs and denounce your faith.
Well fuck you too buddy

>> No.12935898

>>12935881
I dunno man. How else do people throw off the shackles of dogma, religious or otherwise. I thought drugs and near-death experiences were it. And i'm not about to wish a near-death on an anon. What kind of a sick fuck do you think I am? Just... Y'know. Get hooked on hard drugs.

>> No.12935899

>>12935872
But given that some are still gender-confused, cuddling them could also be bullying them.

>> No.12935903

>>12935893
>Yes there is
No.
>we actually mean it
Nice hubris.

>> No.12935905

>>12935899
Everyone needs hugs.

Everyone.

>> No.12935907

>>12935898
Lots of people lose their faith over time in a slow process of learning and growing jaded. I think that's the most common one.

>> No.12935914

>>12935907
Oh... Then that. I hope that upon you.

>> No.12935919

>>12935914
But anon, I never had any faith, I'm not Guilt-ridden-conscience-kun.

>> No.12935920

>>12935903
Like I said, we are never going to come to an agreement here, as you and I obviously have differing ideologies on morals

>> No.12935928

>>12935920
I disagree. Your morals are either mostly the same as mine or then you live outside the western world, which is unlikely, given that you're HERE.

>> No.12935933

How would monsters react to a man with extreme Gynophobia?

>> No.12935942

>>12935898
Devil Spotted. Assume the position and make it clap.

>> No.12935943

>>12935933
Rape, most likely. Cackling, sadistic rape, hugging him all over as he foams at the mouth.

>> No.12935944

>>12935928
Well, obviously considering how we're both in the Western world we have similar morals on somethings
But obviously we have differing ideas on the concept of sin, and we are never going to come to an agreement on this

>> No.12935947

>>12935905
>What are you doing, man?
>S-stop hugging me! You're making me feel all... funny inside...

Tender bullying can be the best bullying.

>> No.12935950

>>12935943
I'd imagine if it was bad enough the guy would die of shock.

But monsters would understand this, right?

>> No.12935952

>>12935944
But anon, we already agree that we think differently about the concept of sin, what are you saying all of a sudden?

>> No.12935954

>>12935952
I am saying, because we think differently on the concept of sin, we are not going to be able to agree on its existence. So we might as well drop the argument

>> No.12935958

>>12935950
Yes, and they'd hug her just the right amount to destroy his sanity without killing him. You know, Maybe hugging and kissing, but not wrapping your tail around him.

>> No.12935965
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>>12935954
>drop the argument
I'm having a good time, please no. Besides, I'm trying to help you feel better about yourself.

>> No.12935966

>>12935919
Oh. Then I hope you grow to become jaded towards some other form of unhealthy ideology.

>> No.12935975
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12935975

>>12935933
Something like this? I'd watch the fuck out of it.

>> No.12935977

>>12935966
Why thank you anon, that's sweet of you.

>> No.12935978

>>12935966
What if I become jaded towards the mindless hedonism that drives waifuism and monmusus?

>> No.12935980

>>12935933

>Chesire cat teleports in front of a guy with Gynophobia
>"Boo."
>She giggles as he freezes in fear and drops to the ground like a rock
>She later wraps some bandages around his head and rests it on her lap, as he bonked his cranium on the hard floor and knocked himself out when he fell
>She caresses his hair as he sleeps soundly, still sporting her shit-eating smug
>"I guess I'm keeping this one."

>> No.12935982

>>12935978
But anon, waifuism is not an unhealthy ideology.

>> No.12935986

>>12935978
then you are lost

>> No.12935987

>>12935975
No, I'm talking about a guy who has a near panic attack when a girl even goes near him and god forbid if she raises her hand in a aggressive manner.

>> No.12935995

>>12935987
me?

>> No.12936000
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12936000

I heard there's a sinner here who wants to stop. Did you know that's unhealthy both physically and mentally?

>> No.12936004

>>12935987
What was that show where a guy had extreme gynophobia, and broke out in hives if a girl touched him? Ads he could only stand to be touched by one specific girl for REASONS?

>simply having a girl in the vicinity is enough to cause panic

Seems really faggy. Alp on PCP faggy.

>> No.12936005

>>12935980
Smug cats are the best cats.

>> No.12936006

>>12936000

Stop... what, exactly?

>> No.12936010

>>12935995
Do you cower whenever a girl puts her hands near you?

Was the only woman you knew that you didn't fear your mother?

>> No.12936012

>>12936006
Sinning.

>> No.12936017

>>12936004
Girls Bravo? There's also Mayo Chiki with the guy who's terrified of girls because his sister used to beat the shit out of him while practising wrestling.

>> No.12936020

>>12936010
>Do you cower whenever a girl puts her hands near you?
yes
>Was the only woman you knew that you didn't fear your mother?
no

>> No.12936021

>>12936000
No one should be this hot. I just want to hold her in the confession booth while she strokes my cock and whispers for me to tell her everything.

>> No.12936027

>>12936004
You do know that the victim of some pretty bad abuse can have panic attacks when confronting the thing that abused them right?

It's not a very common thing but it can happen.

>> No.12936034

>>12936027
>Eat this, for it is my booty
>Drink this, for it is my saliva

>> No.12936036

>>12936017
>GB

That's the one. Is it any good?

>> No.12936038

>>12936012

Aggregation of information is inconclusive. Further elaboration is required.

>> No.12936040 [DELETED] 

>>12936010
maybe this is a bit too bloggy but I have literally ran away from a girl who tried to talk to me

>> No.12936043

>>12936034
Dammit, meant for>>12936021

>> No.12936050

>>12936027
Still faggy as fuck.

>> No.12936061

>>12936034
>Drink this, for it is my saliva

Gross.

>> No.12936062

>>12936020
...Did you also fear your mother?

>> No.12936063

>>12936034
That's really blasphemous anon.

>> No.12936064
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12936064

>>12936038
There's a poor little boy here who thinks it's bad to like Monster Girls, and probably that it's bad to fap to them, too. This little boy wants to stop doing it, but can't, because he's a lewd little boy. This makes him feel bad.
Isn't it awful? His guilty conscience makes him anxious and stuff. He feels like he's a piece of shit and somehow defective. And when someone tries to tell him it's okay, he refuses to listen!

>> No.12936068

>>12935405
She's browsing /mgt/

>> No.12936070

>>12936061
>not exchanging saliva while kissing
Are you five?

>> No.12936072

>>12936036
Worth a shot if you're into older harem/ecchi shows.

>> No.12936073

>>12936040
You're kidding.

>> No.12936076

>>12936063
Yes, and?

>> No.12936084

>>12936070

>What is reading comprehension

Are YOU five?

He didn't say anything about kissing in that post. Just straight up drinking saliva, which is fucking gross.

>> No.12936091

>>12936064
That last part hit real close to home...

>> No.12936092

>>12936084
I'm the one who wrote the post and kissing is what I was going for you silly.

>> No.12936103

>>12936073
got my tabs confused and thought I was on another board , please disregard my post.

>> No.12936104

>>12936091
The whole thing hit pretty close to home.

I just feel like I wouldn't be worth a monster's attention.

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>>12936091
I have your best interests at heart here mate. I don't want you to suffer, especially over something dumb like this.
Let's try a different approach! What's the sin you think you're committing?

>> No.12936112

>>12936104
Anon, even dirty NEETs get monstergirls. and when a Kikimora is done with you, you'll be a respectable anon.

>> No.12936114

>>12936108

Oh, now the Dark Priests found this place too.

Guess they're gonna try to convert everyone before the other religions find us too.

>> No.12936116

>>12936076
I'm not the guy who anon had been trying to corrupt, but before abandoning my faith, I did pay attention in church. There are two unforgivable sins, blasphemy against the holy ghost, and blasphemy against the eucharist, as you just did. Not believing is fine, but why tempt fate?

>> No.12936120

>>12936112
I know that, but it's just a personal wall I have.

I just feel like I'm not worth a woman's attention.

>> No.12936123

I decided to rewrite that CC Devil thing. Here's a peek, I'm just wondering if there's much interest in it.

The odd scream filters throughout the night, above the din of passing cars and back-alley blowjobs. The heels of your feet ache, yet resolutely you stride onwards. No time to dawdle, see. This night alone you’ve avoided three rape attempts. Thought one was so adorably cute, it was less like avoiding rape and more like avoiding involuntary manslaughter via heart attack. But I digress.

Lights blur in your hazed vision, the steady footfalls growing scuffed, as you begin to drag your feet. Nearly home. You’re tired, but that doesn't mean you’re not paying attention. No, every man in this city is gifted from birth with a state of hypervigilance. Usually it’s something of a death sentence. The reaper pats you on the back, steals a joint from your pocket, and strolls down to thirty years down the track, and waits for you, blazing away.

The human body cannot physically sustain a state of hypervigilance. It wears you out. You go insane. But then again, that was before your milkshakes and coffees made you pop boners and cum buckets. Not literal buckets, mind you. That would hurt. Though, with some of the women these days… fuck, who knows? Maybe it’s a new fetish. The point is, there’s a whole lotta mojo swirling in the air, and it serves to fortify the body. Makes you stronger. Last longer. Ribbed for her pleasure.

Well, no, that was a lie. But it does increase your sensitivity. Puberty became a real bitch. Like more of a bitch. Your gramps would talk about popping boners on the bus as it drove down the bumpy roads, but these days, a cool breeze down the neck is enough to make most men excited. There was a time, where your elders would sit down, and reminisce. “Back in my day.”

>> No.12936129

>>12936108
I love this picture, so diligent, so cute.

>> No.12936131
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>>12936116
Dunno 'bout you but I'd fugg Holy Ghost-chan.

>> No.12936138

>>12936084
it was pretty hot in saimin gakuen where the guy drools it into that girl's mouth and makes her savor it like wine.

>> No.12936143

>>12936108
Sloth. The fear to act out of fear of humiliation. If I succeed, someone will do it better or take the credit. If I fail, then the defeat is tenfold compared to someone else. The desire is there, but the urge to act is...well, suppressed by inadequacy.

>> No.12936147

>>12936114
Too late, there's already several Hathorites here.

>> No.12936150

>>12936116
If I can say Bloody Mary three times to a mirror without dying, I can blaspheme against the Holy Ghost.
>>12936143
That's not being slothful, that's being insecure.

>> No.12936155

>>12936150
Say Candyman five times faggot, I dare you.

>> No.12936156

>>12936155
Gimme a sec.

>> No.12936157

>>12936116
Well, Jesus is already going to torture me forever for not belonging to the exact sect whoever threatened you belonged to, so how could it be any worse?

>> No.12936159

>>12936155
>>12936156
There, I did it.
>>12936157
Now it'll happen double-forever. That's twice as long!

>> No.12936163

>>12936156
>>12936159

Vocaroo faget

>> No.12936167

>>12936143
This doesn't even have anything to do with Monster Girls and fapping!

>> No.12936174

>>12936167
Monster pls.

Depression is real.

>> No.12936176

>>12936143
Sloth.
The monster girl you can fuck and she won't notice til an hour later

>> No.12936179

>>12936174
But being insecure isn't something I can help you with. The best I can do is tell you to grow some balls, and I'm not the right person to tell anyone to do that.

>> No.12936180

>>12936150
Still counts by proxy. Regardless of the reason (insecurity, dsepression), it's being too inactive to help spread the Word. That whole 'idle hands are the devil's plaything' bit and all that.

>> No.12936182

>>12936143

Are you me?

>> No.12936190

>>12936180
>spread the Word
Oh, that's something I can help with. You don't need to spread it, everybody has heard it already.

>> No.12936192

>>12936179
Christ monsters would totally be the kind of people who tell you to just get over it.

>> No.12936193

>>12936174
Dogs help people with depression.
Therefore, a dog with human intelligence and boobs should be able to cure depression entirely.

Just one of the many reasons as to why dog-girls are so perfect.

>> No.12936198

>>12936192
>>12936193
>Chin up and pants down, I'm taking you to Funky Town!

>> No.12936200

>>12936193
But I'm scared of dogs.

>> No.12936205

>>12936192

If they were like that, we'd have an excuse to be just as cold without being "edgy", then.

>> No.12936206

>>12936200
Makes two of us, I'd still gladly fuck a werewolf or submit to a hellhound though.

>> No.12936211
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>>12936200
A cat is fine too.

>> No.12936213

>>12936193
I wish KC would do a dog girl already.

>> No.12936215

>>12936198
Don't V the depressed human boy.

It might make them feel worse

>> No.12936216

>>12936205
No, anon! Don't you see? If you do that you'll be just as bad as them!

>> No.12936217

>>12936211
>cat on a leash

Seems weird.

>> No.12936220

>>12936217
I keep mine on a leash when I take them out. You can walk them like dogs, only that they can climb trees.

>> No.12936222

>>12936216
But I'm already a terrible person so what does it matter?

>> No.12936224

>>12936216

Good guy, bad guy, I don't care.

>> No.12936226

>tfw no trio of kikimora maids
>tfw no stern and strict older one
>tfw no happy-go-lucky younger two

Oh the pain, the unbearable pain.

>> No.12936227

>>12936222
Being a terrible person is not a static position. You can get better or worse. Choose to be better.
>>12936224
Raspy voice?

>> No.12936228

>>12936190
The lips appear to be quite loose in that case.
>>12936224
Are you the guy with the gun?

>> No.12936230

>>12936227
I could be and I'd like to be but I simply lack the need or the drive.

>> No.12936232

>>12936200
Well, what the fuck aren't you scared of, anon?
Are you telling me you wouldn't want some cute, happy-go-lucky 4'7" husky-girl cuddling up to you, nuzzling her nose against your chest while telling you that you make her feel safe and complete?

>> No.12936234

>>12936193
>Having Depression
>Your Werewolf or Hellhound, I'm not judging. childhood friend finds out.
>Whenever she notices you feeling down she pulls you closer to her and nuzzles you until you stop being sad.
>Monstergirls helping with depression in general.
>A Nightmare entering your dreams and leaving behind encouraging words that echo in your head while you're awake.
>A Minotaurus picking you up and carrying you when you feel too weak to go on.
>A Slimegirl cuddle puddle.
The possibilities for monstergirls healing depressed humans in endless.
Healing a best.

>> No.12936235

>>12936227

>Raspy voice?

Can you guess the character?

>> No.12936237
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12936237

>>12936232
Behold, Fear Itself.
>>12936235
I already know.

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12936239

>>12936176
>Hah? We had sex? Well, whatever.

>> No.12936244

>>12936234

>Yeti psychiatrist
>Cures every single patient in the very first appointment

>>12936237

Killing, I know.

>> No.12936246

>>12936234
Heaven in a postshell.

>> No.12936250

>>12936234
>implying they'd put that much effort into it
>implying they would just fuck your brains out until you forgot about it
>implying they wouldn't drop you if you didn't get any better

Never trust a woman, and never trust a monster girl.

They're only for casual sex.

>> No.12936252

>>12936250
Bitter tragic villain detected.

>> No.12936253

>>12935405
Someone shop the screen to have Apophis wrassling with Ra

>> No.12936254

>>12936250
>applying 3DPD logic to beautiful pure 2D.

Don't do that.

>> No.12936255

>>12936250
Oh boy, more black and white arguments, yet again in this thread

>> No.12936258

>>12936255

But as sure as God made black and white. What's done in the dark will be brought to the light.

>> No.12936261

>>12936252

>Not talking shit about everyone and making them hate you
>not crying yourself to sleep every night while slowly going insane

Get on my level

>> No.12936262

>>12936261
No. I'm nothing like you!

>> No.12936266

>>12936258
Catchy.

>> No.12936268

>>12936262
>tips shonendora

>> No.12936270

>>12936226
Life is suffering.

>> No.12936272

>>12936268
Make a villainous speech or get off the stage.

>> No.12936274

>>12936234
>Anon living in his own filth
>Kikimora tirelessly cleans up around him, even going so far as to repaint his home with brighter colours
>Anon feels guilty because of the effort she's putting in, tells her to stop wasting her time with a lost cause like him
>Kiki slaps him in the face, hugs him, and tells him that she won't give up on him
>She was born for cleaning up messes, and will stop at nothing to fix up Anon
>It's natural and genetic for a kikimora to remain loyal to her master
>Which means she won't ever stop being there for him

>> No.12936276

>>12936262
Too bad. now you'll never know the feeling of watching all your friends get wives and live happy lives while you go alone all because you don't want to get your heart broken.

>> No.12936281

>>12936276
Sometimes I really wonder what is wrong with some people here

>> No.12936284

>>12936276
That's right... all my friends have been passing me by so far... but after meeting you, I've decided! I won't simply chase after their backs anymore! I'll run past them!

Okay, I'll stop this now, I'm starting to feel like I'm back to being 13.

>> No.12936285

>>12936274
That reminds me of that one diary written by a kikimora.

That one really needs an alternate version/timeline where she actually succeeds and gets his master to love her.

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>>12934421
Would you a little Makoto?

>> No.12936289

>>12936274
I give her a week until she jumps ship.

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>>12936274
>no one will ever care this much about you
>no one

>> No.12936292

>>12936261

Hi Sawyer.

>> No.12936293

>>12936276
Oh no~ what a horrible, cruel fate i've been met with~. What is I ever gonna do?

>> No.12936295

>>12936289
And then the Devil Bugs strike?

>> No.12936296

>>12936287
Forcibly and brutally.

>> No.12936299 [DELETED] 

>>12936284
Now welcome to the adult world, where you get to be sad and everyone else is happy.

>> No.12936301

>>12936287
>that art

No tits, No life.

>> No.12936305

>>12936261
>>12936262

>"LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVING QUITE A BATTLE TONIGHT, JR!"
>"PROTAGONISTA'S NOT TAKING BAD GUY'S WORD'S SO LIGHTLY THIS TIME, KING!"
>"WHO WILL COME OUT VICTORIOUS? IS BAD GUY READY TO TAKE PROTAGONISTA'S PLOTSHIELD ON THIS TIME? WILL THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP BE THE DECIDING MOVE?"
>"FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW!"

>> No.12936306

>>12936299
But anon, that's all wrong. Out of the group of friends I had back in elementary school I'm the only one who doesn't either have a criminal record or dead-end job and no education.

>> No.12936308

>>12936287

Would I what? Raise her? Protect her? Sure.

>> No.12936309

>>12936274
She'll snap eventually. They all do.

If she doesn't, then something is SERIOUSLY wrong with her.

>> No.12936312

>>12936305
>heard their voices again
Fuck you, again.

>> No.12936315

>>12936312

Hello again.

>> No.12936317

>>12936301
Have you seen her grown up anon? Are you telling me you wouldn't want to be her childhood friend?
Especially because her childhood sucked so bad.

>> No.12936318

>>12936309
Yeah there is.

She's in love.

>> No.12936320

>>12936309
>Not having a yandere kiki

>> No.12936321

Heh, fujoshit kun is at in on /v/

>> No.12936323

>>12936315
Hello to you to, Nostalgiamancer-kun.
>>12936321
I'm not going there, what's up?

>> No.12936326

>>12936309
>If she doesn't, then something is SERIOUSLY wrong with her.

Either that or her love for him is unwavering.

You could say he's the Ying to her Yan_

>> No.12936327

If a monster ever called me her husband I would try to have her NTR'd from me.

I can't satisfy her and she's obviously just desperate, so I'll just get a better man than I.

>> No.12936333

>>12935379
>>12935543
>Tasting the rainbow with Barometz.
>>12936123
Hey, I'm reading.

>> No.12936336

>>12936327
Or you work with her and turn incubi as fast as possible. That would solve all your problems.

>> No.12936338

>>12936323
Posting nagaboys and bringing out the otherkins, that's what. Things are getting pretty gay.

>> No.12936340

>>12936338
>otherkins
How Heretical.

>> No.12936341

>>12936336
Or I can make her even happier with a guy who's not me at all!

>> No.12936342

>>12936338
And we care about what Fujoshit-kun does... Why?
As long as he's not here, I don't care.

>> No.12936343

>>12936317

Sometimes, a man just has to protect a smile. No matter what.

>> No.12936344

>>12936327
>sepf depreciating anon

Just jump in a meat grinder already you fucking pok gai. No one cares you hate yourself.

>> No.12936346

>>12936327
Git gud depression-kun.

>> No.12936347

>>12936327
She'll just teach you how you whiny /r9k/ faggot.
Monsters also believe NTR a shit.
>>12936338
>otherkins
Nothing out of the ordinary for /v/.

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12936349

>>12936338
Thank god he's not here.

>> No.12936350

So where are we gonna go after 4chan either shuts down or falls to the SJWs? Just the otherchan or did somebody actually make a new site?

>> No.12936351

>>12936342
Because if you know anything about anything, you know how badly he wants MBs in these threads. That thread going n there right now, should show you why he must be stamped out whenever he shows his faggot face.

>> No.12936353

>>12936344
How about you get me that fucking gun then you Pok Gai.

If you do it I'll stream the suicide, would that brighten up your day?

>> No.12936354

>>12936343
B-but Anon, Smiles a shit

>> No.12936355

>>12936272
>It's not me that's crazy! It's everybody else, this world crazy!
>Don't you see, we're the same, you and I, two men with dreams taken from us by the cruel hands of fate!
>Why don't you join me? Together we could rule over this pitiful world, nothing could stop us!

>> No.12936357

>>12936350
Fuck off.

>> No.12936358

>>12936341
Love doesn't work that way. Not for MGs anyway. Just invest in raging mushrooms till you turn incubi. Once you turn incubi it doesn't matter anymore at all how you once looked, you will simply adapt to fit her tastes (and vica versa), your own lust included.

>> No.12936359

>>12936355
You hit all the right notes, but where's the personal touch?

>> No.12936361

>>12936350
All "plans" have yet to be reviewed/paid for.

So no.

>> No.12936366

>>12936355
Are we gonna rule together as father and son?

>> No.12936367

>>12936354

I disagree, but I'll respect your opinion. I want to protect the smiles I never had. If I could do that with my life, I would be content.

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>>12936354
>Smiles a shit
Get out. Get out and never return.

>> No.12936369

>Reading over a story i'm writing
>Everything seems fine, don't need to edit it much at all.
>Can't tell if it's because I'm getting better, or if I've just turned blind too my flaws.

>> No.12936375

>>12936367
Godspeed Anon, godspeed...

>>12936368
Fite me.

>> No.12936377

>>12936350
We're not dead yet, but I agree we should talk this out. Probably the other one.

>> No.12936379

>>12936359
>It's nothing personal kid, you just got in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>Your sacrifice won't go to waste, once I rule, the world will be a much better place for everyone.

>>12936366
I have no son.

>> No.12936381

>>12936369
Believe in yourself, don't be an Alp.

>> No.12936385

>>12936353
No, You not being a bitch and attention whoring to /rk9/ instead of us would brighten my day.

>> No.12936389

>>12936369
If there isn't something you see that could be better then you're not looking hard enough.

Grammar, diction, tone, pace, dialogue, and the plot itself. All things that can always be revised.

Ultimately a writer has to decide when something is 'good enough' to release.

>> No.12936391

>>12936385
Or, and this is just a thought.

You can help remove a blight on the earth, all you gotta do is help me kill myself.

>> No.12936395

>>12936381
It's hard, I've never be that good at anything, but my last story got some really nice feedback, now I'm scared I'll mess up.

I'll stop now, self depreciation-kun leaves enough negativity here as it is.

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>>12936289
>>12936309

I don't think you understand. Her loyalty is literally in her genes. Every fuckup you make, she'll correct without ire or dissapointment. Every moment of apathy, she'll be right there, pushing you to go on even if she physically has to lean against you. Every sorrow and outburst and declaration of hopelessness, she'll bear on her shoulders like Atlas and the sky. She can be your rock and your hope, the safety net and the cannon that'll always aim you fair and true in life.
Disown her in moments of anger and grief, and she'll be right by your side the very next day, apologising for being too grating, and promising to do better for you.
There's nowhere that kikimora won't go for you, but in the end, there's nowhere she'd rather be than right by your side, through the rain and the hurricanes and the end of the world itself.

If you can't believe in yourself, believe in the kikimora who won't stop believing in you.

>> No.12936402
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12936402

Would you disturb a loli while she's fishing?

>> No.12936409

>>12936402
Read that as fisting. Kek

>> No.12936412

>>12936402
I'd sit down next to her with my own fishing pole and join her and share my Holstaur milk with her if she wants some.

>> No.12936413

>>12936402
I'd join her fishing. What is she fishing for anyway?

>> No.12936414

>>12936402
Yes. I would come up with something she could do that didn't involve killing.

>> No.12936417

>>12936239
Wasn't she supposed to have an anime at one point?

>> No.12936418

>>12936413
Swimming shotas

>> No.12936425

>>12936418
What's on the hook? Wurm Wrangler action figures?

>> No.12936428

>>12936414
What if she's just throwing them back out?

>> No.12936430

>>12935067
Man I love this artist. I wish more of his doujins were scanned.

>> No.12936431

>>12936237
>No Husky daughteru sticking her face in the snow, tail wagging, then pops her head up covered in snow.

>> No.12936432

>>12936414
You can't be serious.

>> No.12936435

>>12936425
Nothing.
She catches by waiting until somebody comes to disturb her while she's fishing

>> No.12936438

>>12936432
Why not? I don't get off on that shit.

>> No.12936443

>>12936438
Please tell me you're not that christian from earlier. I knew some people were this massive of a pussy but I didn't think people in these threads were.

>> No.12936444

>>12936402
She looks sad.

>Anon loves fishing, maybe I should give it a go.
>Man this is boring, I don't get why he loved it so much.
>What a loser, liking something as lame as this.
...
>I miss him.

>> No.12936448

>>12936443
No, I'm not that Christians, if I was it'd be sex I was worried about. Killing animals is okay for them.

>> No.12936453

>>12936400
Such loyalty and devotion is dangerous. A lesser man could easily take advantage in ways I don't like to imagine.

Though that would say more about the other fellow than her. Also says more about myself, seeing as I, for some god-awful reason, keep bringing up 3D logic in reagards to someone who's supposed to be above that sort of thing...

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12936469

>>12936435
...Damn that's smart.

Fishing alone isn't particularly fun so it's bound to work

>> No.12936477

>>12936333
>>>http://pastebin.com/6MiCUT2Q
for you then, line 127.

This is just a proper re-write of that CC devil greentext I did a while back. I'll finish the rest when I wake up, I think. Got a headache. Enjoy.

>> No.12936519

>>12936234
Nightmare a Best. Need more stuff with her.

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>>12936477
> The gloating falls shallow when in the end, you catch her scowling at your anguished expressions, tearing them to shreds, throwing them away, and keeping only the photos of you smiling.
Pretty damn cute so far.

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>>12936519
FRONTGINA.

>> No.12936549

>>12936477
Very nice, write some more spider onee when you get a chance too please

>> No.12936557

>>12935236
There is nothing wrong with slime girls.

>> No.12936558

>>12936537
Not in my HEADCANON.

>> No.12936563

>>12936534
>>12936549
Glad you liked it. I'll finish this up, but then I'm not sure If I'll do more greyguard or some spider.

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12936567

>>12936558
Never. Let you. Live it. DOWN.

>> No.12936576

>>12936567
I cannot believe you screencapped that.

You do know that I was purposefully overreacting at the end there, right? The keyboard mashing "Fuck you" at the end, DmC mockery?

>> No.12936584
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>>12936576
Yes, I know. Still, you admitted canon>headcanon. That is enough for me to fuck with you the rest of your horse pussy life.

>> No.12936590

>>12936584

>Those ears

Pure headpat material right there.

>> No.12936614

>>12936400
Sure anon.

I'll believe that when it happens.
She'll leave him within a week, a week I say!

>> No.12936616

>>12936584
When we're explicitly talking about the canon, sure. But we're not talking about canon now. And I'm not going to get dragged into talking about it again.

And I think the majority of people will agree, Frontgina a shit. Right? Right?!

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>>12936584
>Literally just ears and tail
>Tiny as fuck ears no less

No deal.

>> No.12936626

>>12936616
Nope, we can make up as much shit as we want, but at the end of the day, the sun rises in the east, and sets in the west. AND ALL CENTAURS HAVE TOW PUSSIES! YOUR WAIFU TOO! AND NOTHING YOU SAY WILL EVER NULLIFY THIS FACT!!!!!!

sharktooth alucard laughing.gif

>> No.12936627

>>12936619
Sproink?

>> No.12936633

>>12936619
>ears and animal legs

Two can play at this.

>> No.12936640

>>12934843
You're welcome, friend. May you enjoy it even half the amount that my childhood self did.

>> No.12936642
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12936642

What are the age requirements for becoming an Order soldier?

>> No.12936655

>>12936453
>Your Kikimora will never, out of love and devotion to you, conquer the world in your name, putting all who resist to the sword

>> No.12936656

>>12936642
Same as being in the demonlords army. Completely irrational and xenophobic with a superiority complex and desire to completely wipe out your enemies.

>> No.12936659

>>12936642
Hate monsters.
Kill monsters.
Speak not to monsters.
Listen not to monsters.
Draw no monsters.

>> No.12936663

>>12936642
the order does not exist anon
nor monstegirls

>> No.12936666

>>12936642
Any man can do as long as they can swing a sword and commit horrible acts of murder against innocent monsters

>> No.12936671

>>12936642
Rules for joining The Order:

1. No poofters
2. A soldier must not abuse the 'MG's in any way whatsoever...if there's anybody watching.
3. No poofters
4. You must not be caught not drinking.
5. No poofters.
6. There is no...rule 6.
7. No poofters.

>> No.12936678

>>12936656
>xenophobic

Where does that even come from?

>superiority complex

Not all monsters.

>desire to completely wipe out your enemies

Son, you on the pipe?

>> No.12936681

>>12936633
Ears, Legs, Feet, Tail.

>Get some glasses Edd

>> No.12936686

>>12936671
>poofters

Couldn't you just say quitters/cowards?

>> No.12936691

>>12936666
>slaughther of the innocent
>those

Oh my.

>> No.12936695

>>12935405
I haven't seen this before. I feel both deprived and fulfilled.

>> No.12936696

>>12936678
Don't know what you mean by where does that come from. The higher ups yes and the grunts follow orders so the army as a whole yes. Both sides want to completely dominate the other.

>> No.12936698

>>12936686
Considering the slang and the setting, I suppose 'alp' or whatever derogatory for someone at risk of becoming one would be more apt.

>> No.12936699

>>12936681
>feet aren't part of the legs
>reaching this desperately

You are so fucking cute I want to alp you.

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>>12936696
Where have you been reading that stuff...?

>> No.12936709

>>12936696
Monsters are not xenophobic, if anything, they want to be one with us.

>> No.12936710

>>12936642
Have low IQ
Enjoy saturday morning cartoon villany
Willing to work under someone with a twirly mustache
Never actually kill monsters
Willing to have every plan foiled
Be willing to be suddenly wisked onto an adventure after a crisis of conscious

>> No.12936717

>>12936691
Monsters just want love anon. Why do you want to kill them?

>> No.12936718

>>12936707
Creepy eyes, would run away from.

>> No.12936725

>>12936707
I want to rape her.
>>12936709
They are of human culture.

>> No.12936726

>>12936717
I think your post should be directed at >>12936666

>> No.12936727

>>12936707
She'd look quite beautiful under the moonlight.

>> No.12936729

>>12936678
I think he's been a good whiff of headcanon

>> No.12936730
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>>12936417
They probably will eventually, the announcement/PV is rather old but they're pushing out too much merchandise to not have an anime produced at some point, like with Sonico.

>> No.12936734

>>12936725
>human culture

No? Maybe human morals, regarding sex and reltionships between the sexes, but our culture?

>> No.12936738

>>12936729
Agreed.

>> No.12936747

>>12935980
If someone gets knocked out that hard from a blow to the head she should take him to the hospital.

>> No.12936751

>>12936729
>>12936738
Both sides are shit and you know it. Its like Fallout New Vegas, one side just wants to enslave everybody and the other wants to impose its will and a bunch of shitty laws on everybody it can and to kill the rest.

>> No.12936756

>>12936751
In your interpretation they are.

>> No.12936758 [SPOILER] 
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>>12935405
>>12935807
This kikimora is exceptionally lewd.

>> No.12936759

>>12936707
Something strange, something unnatural.

>> No.12936766

>>12936758
Ok, now I need to know what that's from. D:

>> No.12936769

>>12936766
>D:

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>>12936766
Wow.

>> No.12936779

>>12936710
This is correct but for one point.
>Willing to work under someone with a twirly mustache
I think they'd go more for bushy.

>> No.12936780

It's time for another, hopefully final depending on my day, slice of Sherry the Oni and Anton the Sax-Man's life. For those that wish to catch up, you can find everything here: http://pastebin.com/MHwv9Khi

>With help on the way, you lean against the crippled car next to Sherry, and let out an exaggerated sigh
>Today has been one hell of a day
>"Mhmm." The oni sounds in agreement, staring at the overcast sky
>You try to think of some small talk to pass the time, when you hear the familiar "Game Start" motif from Metroid
>Sherry pulls her phone out once again, reading over her new text message
>"Well, our parents are glad we got help, cause they're all too drunk to drive and don't want to miss the Valk's game." She says with a smirk
>No shock there, you think, remembering how generous Samantha was with the Irish coffee this morning
>Though at the mention of sports, a topic comes to mind
>You ask the oni if she's heard anything back about her college offers and scholarship apps
>Sherry raises an eyebrow, and shrugs
>"Nothing much, really, beyond the state colleges wanting me on their basketball teams." She says, folding her arms over her chest. "Why do you ask?"
>You tell her you're not sure where you want to go to college yet, but you were considering the main campus down in the cities
>The oni smiles, and slides her arm behind you, wrapping it around your midsection, and pulls you close to her
>"Ah ha, so that's what it is!" She replies, resting her chin on top of your head, her other arm wrapping around you. "I don't want to go to a college you're not at, either."
>You smile, relaxing in her embrace, and mention you're glad you're on the same wavelength
>You then ask what college team appeals to her more
>The Bulldogs, The Huskies, or The Gophers?
>"Hmm..." The oni sounds out, her fingers lightly drumming on your stomach, "It's gotta be The Gophers. Huskies are always too hungover to play right, and the Bulldogs are more about Hockey anyway."

>> No.12936782
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12936782

I want to ride through the street on the back of my Wurm waifu.

>> No.12936783

>>12936747

>Turns out she works at a hospital
>She volunteered to look after him herself, changing his bandages herself
>As expected, he freaks the fuck out once he wakes up in a hospital bed
>He freaks out even more once he sees her right there, sitting next to him
>He tries to get up in a hurry, but his throbbing headache prevents him from moving too much
>She lays a paw on his chest and gently pushes him down onto the bed, to which he reluctantly complies
>"You're not leaving anytime soon, dear."
>She took the liberty to put him in a room in the top floor so he won't escape so easily
>She could rape him all she wanted and nobody would know, since his room is located further away from the others
>But she never does
>She instead spends her time scaring the shit out of him with harmless pranks until he gets better

>> No.12936784

>>12936707
She seems somewhat unnerving there.

>> No.12936785

>>12936780
Question: Does Tammy ever find out if he's a sex man, though?

>> No.12936787

>>12936686
>not getting the reference
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA

>> No.12936788
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Time to enter to Bounce House.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/te16yVqy

New page: http://pastebin.com/dK43iHDT

>> No.12936789
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>moot's quitting 4chan

If the end times are near, than I just want to say that gentlemen, it's been an honor shitposting with you. You guys have made the past 2 years fun and lewd and I'll never forget them.

Also, why is Levia-san best mermaid?

>> No.12936795

>>12936783
Thanks for sating my autism Anon.

>> No.12936796

>>12936785
Anton? Maybe later from Sherry, though Tammy will find her significant other one day, in another story

>> No.12936802

>>12936789
>mermaid
itsafaaaaake.jpg

>> No.12936805
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>>12936788
>Wanting to make a Barometz cry through panty thievery.

>> No.12936803

>>12936788
Those poor raiding teams.

They are going to get one hell of a suprise when the bouncing starts.

>> No.12936807

>>12936789
Fuck off.

>> No.12936810
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>>12936789
Because Levia-san is a Christmas Cake who preys on younger men.

And if you refuse her, she wipes out your civilization.

>> No.12936815

>>12936810
yeah, but, delicious brown and abs.

>> No.12936818
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>>12936807
Flattie Mermaid detected

>> No.12936819

>>12936810
Is it supposed to be a joke about how those characters look exactly the same?

>> No.12936826

>>12936805
It's alright, they don't even use them. They just keep some panties around in the hopes that any thief would not be able to have enough of the fragrance of the juices soaked into hem and comes back for more of the real thing.
Monsters are devious like that.

>> No.12936829

>>12936805
>One Anon sees the Barometz crying, pleading to them to return their panties
>Guilt is a terrible thing, and even as his legs began to feel heavy as iron as he and his possie began to leave the dorm, he couldn't bear the thought of leaving this poor defenceless girls to cry all day because they had no panties to wear
>So he took the initiative
>He grabbed one of his friends near him
>He ignored his protests as he removed his gas mask, letting his comrade inhale the sweet scents
>A battle of wits, he eventually removed everyone's masks except his, watching as they are drawn to the Barometz who were once crying and now looking at him in confusion
>With a simple thumbs up, and a salute, he left the dorm with his prizes, leaving the Barometz to indulge in his parting gifts
Sacrifices must be made to protect the smiles of others

>> No.12936830

>>12936818
Deepthroat a shotgun

>> No.12936831

>>12936751
Missed KC's statements?

>> No.12936836

>>12936829
>You will never be this based. ;_;7

>> No.12936837

>>12935405
puu . sh/eQfrx/6afdd5c790.jpg

>> No.12936841
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>>12936830
Why are aquatic washboards so angry?

Is it possible that boobs hold happiness in them? Is that why well endowed women are always happy, men with them are happy, and flat girls are bitter and envious?

>> No.12936842

>>12936837
I chuckled, good job.

>> No.12936844
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>>12936734
Human morals, yes, because humans view things they don't believe should be a big deal.
Culture however is silly. They love human culture and have begun to emulate some of it, and they have especially taken a liking to the arts.
Monster artists are starting to pop up all over the place too.
>>12936784
Oh?

>> No.12936846

>>12936829

>Backstabbing your brethren to make guilt go away

Sounds righteously evil. I like it.

>> No.12936850

>>12936837
Hoho.

>> No.12936855

>>12936805

>not wanting to make monstergirls cry

I knew GAR faggots were all fruits in the end.

>> No.12936860

>>12935056
can he habe de pusi b0ss?

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>>12936778

>> No.12936865

>>12936844
Lilims are spooky

>> No.12936867
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>>12935405
credit to less for the original, have an exploitable screen

>> No.12936871

>>12936829
I hope he gets his ass beat until he's peeing blood.

>> No.12936874

>>12936844
Huh, only now do I notice the cats.

>> No.12936875

>>12936871
He'll be left behind in the Beelzebub dorm.

>> No.12936878

>>12936875
I propose the roper dorm.

>> No.12936886
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>> No.12936890
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Another short about the white manticore, Leona, though there's no smut.

http://pastebin.com/dQHK1HWB

>> No.12936892

>>12936875
>>12936878
Why not just tie him up and drop him off at the local order center? Just put a note between the ropes explaining what he has done.

>> No.12936893
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>>12936867

>> No.12936894
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12936894

I'm not clever.

>> No.12936900

>>12936890
go away bob

>> No.12936904

>>12936890
Fuck off with .less' shitty bipolar waifu.

>> No.12936905

>>12936894
Actually that makes a lot of sense.

>>12936892
Maybe if had dropped them in a rougher dorm. You don't want the paladins to squash the baromi, do you? Innocent and kind monsters should be spared.

>> No.12936906

What MG would enjoy playing God Hand the most?

Playing vidya with a MG sounds fun, except Monster Hunter, that game sucks

>> No.12936911 [SPOILER] 
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>>12936890
>more manticore

>> No.12936917

>>12936274
>Anon living with his parents
>A wandering Kikimora pays them a visit to offer her services
>The parents don't think much of it so they accept and give her a tour of the house
>When they show her your room and you greet her she becomes interested in you
>Some weeks pass. The parents are too caught in their work to pay much attention to the Kikimora but she didn't really care since after her chores were done she'd spend time with Anon and just talk with him or listen to him talk about anything which was something he really appreciated
>Anon admitted that he was lonely since he didn't have a job and was in his room for most of the day which makes her feel determined to help him.
>Eventually the parents divorce/some tragic accident/etc happens that forces Anon to move out and live on his own. His parents give him some money but he's pretty nervous.
>To his surprise the Kikimora insisted on coming with him even though he didn't have much money
>She helps him look for jobs, get ready for interviews, etc in addition to her usual chores
>He gets a job and as the years go he becomes very successful and she becomes his wife
>She feels nothing but happiness and pride while seeing Anon in his suit and tie

>> No.12936918

>>12936890
You really need to come up with some new charaters and stop dragging on and on with Leona. Its like an anime/manga/tv series that just never ends, but should have been cancelled ages ago.
Now it's just some boring tripe about people no one care about anymore.

>> No.12936919
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>>12936906
Some banchou Oni.

>> No.12936920

>>12936911
>more manticore hate

>> No.12936922
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>>12936867

I suck at this.

>> No.12936924

>>12936906
All the fighty ones, that's easy. The question becomes, which vydia could you use to torture specific MGs?

Making a Holsts marathon Silent Hill 1-3. Alone. In the dark. In a locked room. With her tits in some kind of harness so she can't suck on herself and feel at ease. HARD MODE, BOTH SETTINGS. Yes.

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>>12936890
Are we supposed to feel sympathy for her now or something?

>> No.12936926

>>12936918
I guess this proves they are not able to come up with original ideas, and keep using the same ones over and over.
I agree, make some new stories about different people.

>> No.12936927

>>12936906
>Playing God Hand

>Not living God Hand

Step it upoctis

>> No.12936928

>>12936918
what if I just got here and all of this is new and exciting to me?

>> No.12936931

>>12936890
Just
stop
writing.

>> No.12936936

>>12936890
Go fuck yourself.

>> No.12936937

>>12936905
I wouldn't be worried about that. It's not like the order is still allowed to smite monstergirls these days. These days they are mostly devoted to teaching about the dangers of monstergirls and why human females are not to be forgotten. They also have this lovely old style bootcamp where they put people for various reasons. Whetever it's to buff them up or for reforming.
They even sport a gym!

The order center these days is for people that are unloyal and need "re-education", for those wanting to learn what to do to avoid pelvis injuries due to full moon and those guys that are tired of getting raped when going to the public gym.

>> No.12936940

Question /mgt/.

Would you fuck your waifu's butt so hard that she shits herself a little whenever she farts?

>> No.12936941

>>12936928
You fooled me for a second there, I really thought you were defending them.
Yes its pretty much shitty characters and story .

>> No.12936944

>>12936940
no, I don't want my waifu wearing diapers for the rest of her life

>> No.12936947

>>12936940
I'm not into anal

>> No.12936948

>>12936940
Trick question, she doesn't need to do either of those things.

>> No.12936949

>>12936940
Mamono mana would prevent that


somehow.

>> No.12936950

>>12936940
What kind of question is that?
No.

>> No.12936953

>>12936940
Anal a shit.

>> No.12936966

>>12936890
In what paste does the story of Leona start? Leona and Caroline Pt1?

>> No.12936967

>>12936953
FUCK YOU.

>> No.12936969

>>12936940
Nah. If I gave her anal, I would tenderise her butt tenderly.
My waifu's farts will remain pure and clean, and be something for me to laugh about when she wakes herself up with them.

>> No.12936971

>>12936966
"The Submissive Manticore" > "Cute Cuts" > "Electro-cute" > Other stuff with Leona in the name.

>> No.12936974

>>12936940
Yes to anal.

>spoiler

For what purpose.

>> No.12936978

>>12936950
>>12936974
The guaranteed responses kind.

>> No.12936979

>>12936940
Mamono mana ensures monsters don't do either

>> No.12936980

>>12936927

>MFW Mr. Gold and Silver would be Alps in MGC

How horrifying.

>> No.12936984
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12936984

On the abs?
Or between the thighs?

>> No.12936983

>>12936967
Someone here is really butthurt.

>> No.12936988

>>12936978
How lonely are you?

>> No.12936990
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12936990

I want to go on aerial adventures with a rude but charming P'orc.

>> No.12936991

>>12936984
Thighs look a bit too hard for my liking.

I'd grind on dat belly tho

>> No.12936996

>>12936990
>tfw The Last Sortie never
it hurts to live.

>> No.12936997

>>12936984
Them abs mang.
>>12936990
Perfetto, perfetto!

>> No.12937000

>>12936988
As lonely as the rest of you, with no MG waifu.
I actually posted that since I just had a case of the shits, starting with a badly timed fart.
I came up with posting that subsequently for a cheap laugh.
I am genuinely surprised people responded with more than "Fuck you".

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>>12936990

>> No.12937012

>>12937000
Perhaps funposting isn't your style.

>> No.12937014

>>12936906
>Playing vidya with MGs
>Watching a Pharaoh enjoy the hell out of building sims like RollerCoaster Tycoon
>Or Kunoichi laughing at some inaccuracies in Ninja Gaiden or Revenge of Shinobi
>Apophis showing her Wurm friend all the cool cave structure designs from various Zelda games that she wants her to dig out for her in her own home

>> No.12937015
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12937015

Why are amazons so good?
I want one to lovingly proactively date me and drag me away from home and family

>> No.12937017
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12937017

>>12937011
I'm glad I compiled these when they were made.

>> No.12937019

>>12937012
Evidently so. How about this instead?

>You've come down with an awful illness.
>Stomach pains, headaches, fever, body feels sore all over.
>What does your MG Waifu cook for you to try and help you feel better?

>> No.12937023

>>12937017
Oh hey, I remember being here for this one.

Didn't the discussion later shift to exactly what "Branding" might entail in an MG Version of SoM?

>> No.12937025

>>12937015

They aren't my thing but if you like them then good on ya

>> No.12937026

>>12936984
I bet you the view from the back is better
>>12937015
>From your family

I don't think I could be separated from my family, we're too close.
Maybe she can live with us though.

>> No.12937028

>>12937015
As do I.
>ParkedBuggy is kill ;_;
>>12937019
Something that'd use her magical monstergirl blood.

>> No.12937029

>>12937015
>amazons
>good

The fuck are you smoking?

>> No.12937031

>>12937014
>Playing the Yakuza games with a Hobgoblin and her Goblin lackeys.

>> No.12937032

>>12937015
Also, that art.

>> No.12937035

>>12937028
>The hunt will never be continued
http://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS

I'm a sucker for seeing things from a foreign perspective so this especially hurts

>> No.12937037

>>12937031
This scenario.
>>12883216

>> No.12937042

>>12937029
Amazons are so great, anon. They'll hold you and love you tenderly.

>>12937035
Alas. It seems they get proportionally a tiny amount of writefagging for how often amazons are discussed.

>> No.12937044

>>12936984

>Minotaur comes back from lifting, sweat making her musculature glisten in the icandescent lights of the room
>"Get undressed."
>"Eh?"
>"It's time for cardio."
>Oh shit, you knew what that entailed. Damned monsters and their sexual workouts. You undress, holding your cock under your palm like a fragile little flower
>She comes into the room, seeing you on the mat. As a Minotaur she at least dwarfed you by a head and a half, and weighed well over 100 kg more than you
>You can see the glistening slit between her legs, blood rushing to your third leg, imagining the moist and tight tunnel
>She eases down and holds up a bottle of water based lubricant
>Her kegal muscles were to be feared by all men, able to bisect a cock in half if she wanted to. But instead, you hear the sputtering as it's poured into her hands.
>She rubs it all over her abdominals and smiles.
>"I thought we'd try something a little different today."
>Moving slowly, she strokes the underside of your cock with her abs, letting you feel every groove and soft spot as she continues
>It feels strange... but not at all unpleasant
>Her breathing's getting more ragged, and her face is flushing
>"Moo...re... I need... more."
>Suddenly, she gets up and guides you into her, bucking her hips like a wild bronco
>Afterwards, she cuddles you as her small spoon, her chin nuzzled on your shoulder
>"Hey..."
>"Mm?"
>"Where did you pick up the idea of that... 'abfucking'?"
>"Call it a woman's intuition, dear."
>She'll never 'moo' into your ear softly and squeeze you tighter, your head's back on her breasts

>> No.12937048

>>12937042
but will they charge extra for 1 day shipping?

>> No.12937056

>>12937044
>Sweaty Waifu wanting to "Work out" after her workout.
So very much YES here.

We need more MGs in gym clothes. Spats and sports bras, that type of thing.

>> No.12937061

>>12937042
>tenderly

>man hunting
>domination
>ownership
Amazon pls, you're not fooling anyone.

>> No.12937063

>>12936890
yay!

>> No.12937064

>>12937042

Because Amazons are boring.

I'd never write about one, but then, I barely write enough as it is.

>> No.12937066

>>12937061
Like you can't be tender with your property.

>> No.12937069

>>12937017
Senpai_noticed_me.jpg

>> No.12937070

>>12937056
Muh afro american broda

>> No.12937071

>>12937064
Fuck it, I'll write about one then. No less boring than foxgirl #2365 or doggirl #999,285.

>> No.12937076

>>12937066
>property

So you show your true colors, well, not like I would feel bad anyway showing a sword though your chest. Amazon a shit.

>> No.12937078

>>12937076
>muh freedumbz
>muh hfy
Go back to teeg, please.

>> No.12937080

>>12937071
yeah not more boring than mantiore 1 and chessicore 1 and retarded leona 1

>> No.12937084

>>12937078
Fuck you slave, I'll go wherever I want after I exterminate your putrid master's race off of this planet.

>> No.12937085

>>12937080

>Hating any of those

If you hate them so goddamned much then how about you grow a pair of bollocks and actually write your own MG stories?

>> No.12937087

>>12937078
>not wanting to be a free man
>not wanting to go around SoM with P'Orc land a free man and fucking P'Orcs left and right with no cares in the world of being hitched down.

Really anon?

>> No.12937088

>>12937085
I do.
That doesn't make them any more vastly overused.

>>12937084
>>12937087
>>/tg/

>> No.12937089 [SPOILER] 
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12937089

>>12936867

>> No.12937090

>>12937088
>>>/littlebitchboy'sroom/

>> No.12937094

>>12937089
Well I chuckled, so it ain't all bad

>> No.12937095

>>12937089
Shop the grin onto the kiki.

>> No.12937096

>>12937069
Why wouldn't I?
Averageanon?

>> No.12937097

>>12937090
>look at me mommy! i'm gonna kill all the monsters!

>> No.12937098

>>12937089
Well, if a Cheticore can be made...

>> No.12937099

>>12937095
>smug Kiki

Oh god I would fuck her so hard.

>> No.12937103

>>12937097
No, just the shit ones, starting with your waifu

>> No.12937105
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12937105

Why do a select few niggas get so analpained everytime Amazons are mentioned?

>> No.12937108

>>12937095
I wish I had more talent than a monkey in photoshop.
>>12937098
A cheshimora would be the ultimate maid. She could teleport around your house cleaning at record speeds and be done before you know it. All the while with a shit eating grin on her face.

>> No.12937109

>>12937103
And what makes you the arbiter of what is shit?
For example, what prevents your waifu from being shit?


>>12937105
If I had to guess, they put way too much importance on personal freedom and get really offended when anyone else is willing to give up that freedom.

>> No.12937112

>>12937105
Honestly I don't mind them, I just don't want to get hitched down in one place.

Which is why I like P'Orcs.

>> No.12937113

>>12937089
Delete it.

>> No.12937114
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12937114

>>12937105
Different strokes for different folks.

>> No.12937115

>>12937088

Heaven forbid people actually like Manticore.

>> No.12937117

>>12937096
Well crap, didn't expect that to happen

>> No.12937119

Submissive hellhound

>> No.12937121

>>12937105
Because it reminds them that they have to wait for the new Monster Hunter to reunite with the amazon huntress waifus.

The Jetstream Sam hunter is still superior.

>> No.12937122

>>12937109
She's not a slaver piece of shit for one.

>> No.12937125

>>12937115
Which one? Blushing, stuttery tomboy manticore that is in every fucking manticore story? Or aggressive hateful sadist manticore?

If it's the second congratulations you have good taste.

>> No.12937126

>>12937114
How is that picture relevant to my post?
>>12937117
I recognize typing styles, y'see?

>> No.12937128

>>12937035
>http://pastebin.com/bRFCEJiS

The bonfire roars fifteen feet tall, throwing its orange light on the revelers and far into the night as sparks fly into the air. Wood from a whole abandoned hut fuels the blaze, a beacon that can be seen ten miles away in the utter dark of the wilderness. Aila’s heart swells to the beat of the drums as the youngsters throw another log into the inferno, the old and rotten recycled to celebrate the new.

Smaller cooking fires dot the perimeter, fresh fish smoking, turtle and mussels stewing, flat bread baking, and cured meats roasting, every last bit of the bounty pried from their lands laid out to welcome the newcomers. And in-between, the revelers dance and chant in songs that go back from before the founding of the tribe to those made up by the daughters of today.

The old gray men portion out the food onto the beautifully decorated earthenware plates and bowls each family brings with them to the celebration. The little girls serve jugs of water and rich dark beer.

The young women dress in festive colors, taking their turns to make their offerings known to the new men: an intimate dance, her greatest deeds whispered in his ear, promises of strength and love and family if she’s victorious in the hunt. Then she presses her gift into his hand, the boldest of them stealing a kiss at the same time. Some dance better than others, the blacksmith swinging a punch at his first partner to the laughter of all.

Aila’s mother used to joke about it being the great bribing, but it works much the way as a dowry does in the ancient lands of the Demon Lord, only it’s from the whole community. No matter who gets a husband, the new family will have something to start their life with. The gifts collect in a pile for each man and the chief gauges who is the most popular to set the order of prey for the hunt.

That was all I got into part 2. The rest will be finished when I get a chance, hopefully.

>> No.12937127

>>12937121
>Monster Hunter

Disgusting.

>> No.12937129

>>12937125
>Blushing, stutter tomboy manticore
I can only think of Aftyn's Police-kun story as having such a girl.

>> No.12937131

>>12937122
But she's still shit.

Congratulations on having shit taste.

>> No.12937133

>>12937126
Oh God he's back.

>> No.12937134

>>12937128
Hi YBA.

>> No.12937135
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12937135

>>12937127
Hush, you.

>> No.12937136

>>12937129
Anything Bob has written involving manticore, off the top of my head. At least two more medieval-ish manticore stories on the collection. And I'm sure I could find more by searching for any manticore story.

>> No.12937139

>>12937131
Says you, you don't even know who she is. But everyone knows amazon are village raiding, man stealing, husband beating, slave driving garbage.

>> No.12937141

>>12937125

Without extenuating circumstances to force her to be more civil (ala that dark skinned one that FagAss wrote), I prefer mine to be sadistic to the point of fucking with men intentionally and letting their minds absorb the futility of resisting.

>> No.12937142

>>12937128
I look forward to more.
>>12937129
In terms of notable Manticore femdom stuff, these two come to mind.
http://pastebin.com/xvcRB3Yd
http://seafoam.pbworks.com/w/page/70229129/Manticore%20Fapfic

>> No.12937143

>>12937135
No, fuck you.

That game sucks, and it's fans are more obnoxious than Souls fans.

>> No.12937144
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12937144

I am just going to be back in the bunker with the Wurm waifu.

>> No.12937145

>>12937133
Does he really scare you?

>> No.12937149

>>12937144
Wait hold on, I'm coming too
I'll bring a couple fighters to occupy the time

>> No.12937151

>>12937119
Yes please.

>> No.12937152

>>12937143
Well, if you say so. Sorry about getting you all riled up about it.

>> No.12937153

>>12937145
It's more shocking than any thing

>> No.12937155

>>12937126
Oh yeah? Bet you wouldn't figure out who I am.
You toad, you unshaven, greasy sloven.
I'm sure you're not greasy, I'm sorry.

>> No.12937158

>>12937144
I just want to huddle in a cave with my Oomukade waifu with only a fire and each other for warmth.

>> No.12937159

>>12937134
Hey. Been playing Bioshock Infinite for the first time so my writing has been non-existent the last few days. Should have some new Vengeance up by the weekend though.

>> No.12937162

>>12937155
Nothing to go on.

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12937163

>>12937119
>>12937151

>> No.12937164

>>12937136
When has Bob ever written a blushing, stuttering tomboy of a manticore?

Leona may be submissive but she's lewd and crazy as fuck.

>> No.12937165

>>12937144
Fuck you faggot I'm staying right here with my no waifu and I'll love every minute of it.

>> No.12937169

>>12937162

>>12883216

>> No.12937174

>>12937163
If people want to see that who gives a shit.

No need to get your panties in a bunch.

>> No.12937175

>>12937163
>Don't like what I don't like 2: The butthurt returns.

>> No.12937176

>>12937169
Chowder?
Karate Bugman guy?

>> No.12937183

>>12937176
Did I beat the creep?
Because that's wrong.

>> No.12937184

>>12937164
To be fair to him, Leona is a blushing submissive stuttering manticore. So he's 2/3 right, most manticore fiction is radically different than their profile would suggest.

>> No.12937185

>>12937128
Oh cool, you're alive

looking forward to this getting continued

>> No.12937192

>>12937184
At least the first ever English-Language Manticore story was a decent representation?

>> No.12937195
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>>12937183
Oh, either Trachyon, Anonlich, or that fellow who commissioned pic-related among many others.

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12937196

I was also kind of sick of colouring Manticores, so have some Dragon goodness.

>Art by .less
Not happy with the face shadow on MC, but whatever fuck it. We
ll do it live.

>> No.12937197

>>12937192
Yaleton and the Manticore was pretty stereotypical too.

>> No.12937199

>>12937176
>thinking it's me
I knew someone was mentioning me on here before I had to leave for work.

>> No.12937200

>>12937184
Well, whenever someone writes a Manticore like their profile would suggest, as you say, lots of anons get very buttflustered.

>> No.12937203

>>12937196
>smoking

Disgusting.

>> No.12937205

>>12937195
No, no, and no.

>> No.12937207

>>12937196
Finally something besides shiticores
Good job

>> No.12937208

>>12937195
>that fellow who commissioned pic-related
>Anonlich
One and the same, just to say. Mai waifu so pretty~

>> No.12937209

>>12937203
As a smoker, I won't argue that point.

>> No.12937210

>>12937205
I give up.

>> No.12937212

>>12937205
You are anon

it says so right there

>> No.12937214
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12937214

I found an episode of this on a bot, subtittled.
Korean TV is really weird .

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Girlfriend_Is_a_Nine-Tailed_Fox

>> No.12937217

>>12937208
Oh, so you have two names?

>> No.12937220

>>12937214
>Live action
>Korea

Worst thing confirmed?

>> No.12937221

>>12937197
But that was a genuine sadistic manticore.

>> No.12937225

>>12937200
Some anons get buttflustered at anything that isn't hard maledom.
It's just something you gotta get used to when writing.

>> No.12937227

>>12937205
You're totally CanadianAnon

>> No.12937229

>>12937217
Three or four, really.
Pastebin name, chat name, and then a couple nicknames just from different discussions in the thread.

>> No.12937231

>>12937217
>Most people not having four to five nicknames in these threads

>> No.12937232

>>12937203
>>12937209
I've never understood why they say smoking is dirty.

>> No.12937234

>>12937214
It is on netflix too

>> No.12937236

>>12937197
>>12937221
That Manticores dialogue made me hard.

>> No.12937241

>>12937232

Then you've never seen smoker chaff on stuff. You're talking about nebulized tar at nice sticky warm temperatures.

>> No.12937242

>>12937232
Eh, I honestly care more about the costs.

But the other guy has absolutely a point.

>> No.12937243
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12937243

>"Is it kitsune time yet?"

>> No.12937244

>>12937119
Yes.

>> No.12937245

>>12937225
>Some anons get buttflustered at anything that isn't hard femdom.
It's just something you gotta get used to when writing.

Yes, I agree.

>> No.12937246

>>12937227
Nope.
>>12937210
Am I really that unreadable?

>> No.12937247

>>12937113
Hello?

>> No.12937248

>>12937232
I smoke but do it at home only and never in public. I am good with keeping the habit private.

>> No.12937251

>>12937245
See, now you're getting it.
People are going to get booty bothered about literally anything you write because it doesn't cater specifically to them.

>> No.12937253

>>12937246
Damn. Well, I guess I give as well

>> No.12937254

>>12937119
No.

>> No.12937256

>>12937241
Chaff?

>> No.12937257

>>12937225
oh, I've written plenty of hard femdom.

>> No.12937258
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12937258

>"Is this train ever going to get here?"

>> No.12937260

>>12937119
Fuck yeah.

>> No.12937263

>>12937119
Tamed? Sure, I hope it involves doppelganger potions and raging mushrooms.

>> No.12937264

>>12937243
>>12937258
Stop.

>> No.12937265

>>12937247

My sibling is a subordinate of the Gaseous State of Water Proletariat, and he shall have thou banished.

Undo thy walls this instant.

>> No.12937268

>>12937119
Fuck off don't start shit again.

>> No.12937270

>>12937225
>hard maledom

Examples?

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>>12937268
Aren't you getting a little too angry over something like this?

>> No.12937274

>>12937268
>Reading this in a whiny voice.

Hope you don't mind.

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12937275

>>12937119
No
No no no
No
This will lead to Hellhound's personality being overwritten by the threads fanon

>> No.12937276

>>12937272
Mino bully is best bully

>> No.12937277

>>12937119
Best Hellhound.

>> No.12937280

>>12937119
Well, get to it.

>> No.12937281

>>12937272
Angry? About something that has started shitstorms before?

Yes.

>> No.12937282

>>12937276
>Mino
I thought that was a fucking Succubus this whole time.

>> No.12937283

>>12937236

>Don't cry for an elf
>You deserve a superior monster
>One who will bear the best daughters from your seed
>Now lie back
>And let your new wife take care of everything

>> No.12937284

>>12937275
>Sarcasm probability:77%.

>> No.12937287
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12937287

Oh yay we doing this again?

>> No.12937289

>>12937275
Farthest I'm willing to take the idea of "Submissive Hellhound" personally, is Aftyn's recent "Report".
>Hellhound agrees to being examined by a scholar.
>Gets very touchy feely
>Doesn't dick her.
>Comes down from her home later, a complete wreck in torn up clothes.
>A Hellhound never forgets a scent too.

>> No.12937290

>>12937283
Yes, that's it. That's the stuff.

>> No.12937291

>>12937283
>getting raped by an elf

Do we...do we laugh?

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12937292

>>12937119
Nope.

>> No.12937294

>>12937284
No
This is not sarcasm
I am almost certain this will happen

>> No.12937297

>>12937119

>>>/tg/HFY

>> No.12937301

>>12937294
Oh no, what a tragedy...

>> No.12937302

>>12937119
Yes please.

>> No.12937303

>>12937291
Hey, elves have centuries of sexual tension they've built up.

If you are getting rid of it for them then they are going to make you get rid of it.

>> No.12937305

>>12937303
*aren't

Darn auto correct

>> No.12937308

>People complaining about Manticores not being written to the profile standards
>Any time somebody does an affectionless Manticore story people get fanny flustered
>Proceed to memetic hate

>> No.12937310

>>12937119
Are all these positive answers samefagging or it is maledom time?

>> No.12937311

>>12937308

Fuck off BIDF. Don't try and spread your bullshit >memehate crap to more shit.

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>>12937303
But that's not how things work, elves get raped, they don't do the raping.

>> No.12937317
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12937317

>>12937287
Why are they punching each other?
>>12937291
>getting raped by an elf
That isn't what that dialogue implies.

>> No.12937318

>>12937311

That isn't even BIDF territory. Look at most Amazon shit, there's always some fanny flustered asshat who makes liking them impossible.

He's like the Anti-Mage to Invoker.

>> No.12937321

>>12937310
So if anyone wants a harmless change of pace they're maledoms?

Jesus fucking christ.

>> No.12937324

>>12937308
>memetic hate
I don't think you know what meme means.

>> No.12937325 [DELETED] 

>>12937310
Apperantly the "We never start shit" femdomfags aren't ok with that.

So no, I guess not.

>> No.12937326

>>12937119
Yes.

>>12937310
Just as they break us, we will break them, it's only fair.

>> No.12937328

>>12937317
>Why are they punching each other?

It's a huge spoiler anon, watch Kuuga and find out.

>> No.12937330

>>12937119
What about Actually yandere Apophis?
Or actual princess Pharaoh who isn't just some rich high schooler?

>> No.12937329

>>12937318
>He's like the Anti-Mage to fun.
Fixed.

>> No.12937332

>>12937119
Fuck you.

>> No.12937337

>>12937287
>mgt argues over stupid shit again
>Not "Lizardgirls spontaneously soaking their panties".

>> No.12937340

>>12937337
Anger is one hell of a drug.

>> No.12937341

>>12937119
We already have a foot in the storm, may as well bring it full circle. Aye.

>> No.12937343

>>12937314
It's an act anon.

They rely on this false image to have filty humans like you "force" yourself upon them.

Do you think a member of the proud elvish race would degrade themselves to asking a human male for sex?

>> No.12937346

>>12937330
>Actually yandere Apophis
That damned, albeit lovely Albino snake hogs all the yandere spotlight.

>> No.12937355

>>12937337
No anon it fits because they both are fighting and nobody wins.

Just like the fighting in this thread.

>> No.12937361

>>12937119
i had an idea for a sort of submissive hellhound before their profile was released
though it was more of "ill let you control me for now because theres an eternity of rape waiting for you when you die" than willing submission
remember to read the small print when summoning lest you too end up as a hellhounds eternal rapeslave

>> No.12937362

>>12937330
>Actual Princess Pharaoh
How about Actual Queen?
I've got a couple stories going where I'm planning to include a competent, ruling Pharaoh.

Granted neither story has her as the focus.
Might do a spin-off of one though.

>> No.12937366

>>12937361
I find this to be a believable scenario.

>> No.12937370

>>12937343
When your males have the libido of a sea sponge, yes, I believe they would, Ask Luthandriel.

>> No.12937371

>>12937361
>Not suplexing her in hell

Get good MC.

>> No.12937379

>>12937361
>not branding her soul into eternal obedience

Kids and their rock music and black makeup I fucking swear.

>> No.12937385

>>12937361
That's not possible because they will want to submit her fore-

Oh, nevermind, they're already here >>12937379

>> No.12937387

>>12937370
How is his grandmother anyway?

>> No.12937389

>>12937119
Do we make her wear a collar?

>> No.12937392

>>12937389
Of course.

>> No.12937393

>>12937385
Who, the occultfags, because we're always here?

>>12937387
She got her groove back.

>> No.12937398

>>12937317

>Yaleton
That reminds me, more Paladin Reintegration when?

>> No.12937405
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12937405

Why do the maledoms want the Hellhound so badly when things like the Dragon exist?

>> No.12937409

If people want to write a submissive hellhound then that's fine.
If somebody wants to envision a cheshire with a cock then that's fine.
If somebody wants to write a mantango that isn't shit then that's fine.

I'm an unabashed femdomfag but i'm not going to pretend that pandering to my fetish is any better than someone elses'. The only rule is that you don't let it clog the thread, because not all MG fans want to see your specific fetishes in gratuitous detail.

>> No.12937411

>>12937405
Because they want to submit everything.

>> No.12937410

>>12937405
Truly one of this universes most greatest and unsolved mystery

>> No.12937413

>>12937405
>Implying we owe you justification.

>> No.12937414

>>12937409
BIDF pls.

>> No.12937417

>>12937405
Because if something explicitly says 'CANNOT BE TAMED/WILL NOT SUBMIT' they'll take it as a challenge and decide 'lets make it submissive'

>> No.12937420

>>12937409
Notice the part where I specify that it should be kept out of the thread for the most part.
Bob never did that.

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12937431

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=45053327

>> No.12937434

>>12937405
Because we can't have nice things.

>> No.12937436

>>12937431
Not interested.

>> No.12937441

>>12937434
Geez, get over yourself.

>> No.12937444

>>12937431
nah.

>> No.12937443

>>12937431
why would a shark be pink

>> No.12937446

>>12937431
>Monsterboy
Nah.

>> No.12937452

I think you can tame a hellhound if you, I can't believe I would ever find a use for this,orgasm denial her. Think about it, they're used to the harshest conditions. So, dick them steadily, gently, but don't ever let them come. Whenever they're near orgasm, stop, and dick a Kikimora instead, let her see how much pleasure can be her if she just submits. Make her give you her name and pledge her obedience to you.

>> No.12937458

>>12937452
>Implying she won't just rape you

>> No.12937460

>>12937420
>It should be kept out of the threads entirely

FTFY friend.

>> No.12937461

>>12937452
Being all psychological.

How devious...

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>>12937452
You can't NTR monstergirls, anon.
That Hellhound will just bounce right back and pelviscerate you anyways.

>> No.12937466

>>12937452

>NTR

Fuck off.

>> No.12937467

>>12937458
>imagination, I have none

Obviously she's completely immobilized.

>> No.12937473

>>12937452
Yeah, she's just gonna rape you. She's a lot stronger than you.

>> No.12937474

>>12937458
>Implying everone is a weak babby.

Bro, do you even lift?

>> No.12937476

>>12936780
>You chuckle, remembering out loud one of the few times you saw Sherry on ice skates
>More like on her ass, really
>"Hey!" The oni exclaimed in protest, and moved her head to bite your ear
>It wasn't a hard bite, rather pleasant actually, but it got the point across
>With a playful smirk, you decide tease the oni further with a frank comment
>You know, you don't mind if she bites a little harder
>Sherry squeezes you a bit closer, and let's out a hot breath in your ear
>"Mmm, really now?~" she replies, and gives your ear a small lick, before taking your earlobe between her fangs, and biting with a bit more force
>Fuck, she hit the right spot that time, and you try to suppress a groan
>Unfortunately for both of you, the mood is ruined by a faint car horn honking 'Shave and a Haircut', quickly growing louder
>You turn to see a familiar green tow truck, painted up to look like an old-school wurm, pass by both of you, pulling off the road and coming to a stop in front of the crippled car
>Looks like you'll need to put a rain check on that fun
>"Guess so." Sherry says, with a slight tone of disappointment
>The two of you part, and you see Morgan's father Carl, dressed in his usual grease-stained blue shop uniform, hop out of the truck, and stroll towards you
>"Hey kids, Morgan said ya had a bitta trouble. Is yer hood still popped?" He asks
>Sherry nods, and walks around to the front of her car, lifting the hood back up
>The older man joined her, and peered around the engine block, flashing a pen light at various spots
>"Yeeeeep, yer hose is busted open, an' it looks like there may be a crack in th' radiatah." He says, and backs up, allowing the oni to close the hood
>"You two hop on in th' truck cab, we'll head on back to th' garage, an' Morgan oughta fixer up." He finished, and started to prep Sherry's car
>The two of you do as your neighbor says, and climb into the slightly cramped truck's cab, with the oni taking the middle seat, pressing against you

>> No.12937479

>>12937465
>>12937466

Mnstergirls can't NTR, not humans. And it' not NTR unless you consider bigamy to be so.

>NTR kneejerk

Fuck your opinion.

>> No.12937482

>>12937467
>Obviously she's completely immobilized.
>completely immobilized
Riiiiight.

>> No.12937484

>>12937473
>>12937458

this is why guns were made

>> No.12937485

>>12937474
>Bro, do you even lift?
Magically empowered demon from hell.

>> No.12937486

>>12937473
Read the profile, men can be stronger than hellhounds.

>> No.12937487

>>12937474
>Lifting
>Not doing Cross Fit and body exercises

It's like you want to be fat or something

>> No.12937489

>>12937485
Well lift more.

Do I really have to explain everything to you?

>> No.12937490

>>12937466
>>12937465

>anything that isent pure vanilla is NTR

you fags are the worst

>> No.12937493

>>12937482
>>12937485
Iron chains, learn to occult.

>> No.12937494

>>12937486
Well, if we're going by the profile then she literally can't be tamed.

>>12937489
Magical strength will likely always exceed yours, since you can only put on so much muscle.

>> No.12937500

>>12937484
>guns
>doing fuck-all to a monstergirl
/k/ommando pls, don't get salty over a monstergirl raping you.

>> No.12937503

>>12937493
doesnt... she like... wear iron chains around her neck as a decoration
i dont think thats gonna work mate

>> No.12937504

>>12937485

I've always been bothered by this. All the hard work lifting becomes a waste of time because "lol mamono mana".

I'm not saying monstergirls can't be stronger than their husbands, but it feels kind of unfair. It's like having an arm wrestling with a girl who's wearing an exoskeleton.

>> No.12937509

>>12937494
>Not becoming a hero.

Getting really sick of spoon-feeding you.

>> No.12937511

>>12937504
It is one of the many reasons as to why KC setting is a shit, I agree. Although to be fair some monsters should ALWAYS be a lot stronger than humans, like Dragons, Sandworms, etc.

>> No.12937512

>>12937500

If paladin swords are able to kill monsters then bullets will fuck them up too

>> No.12937513

>>12937119
So a submissive werewolf? I'll pass.

>>12937486
Sure, if you are the reincarnation of Hercules.

>> No.12937514

It's bed time for all little monster girls, what do you read to your monster girl daughteru?

>> No.12937515

>>12937493
>occult
Ehhhhh.
>>12937486
She can't be tamed like a Dragon can.

>> No.12937518

>>12937494
Except she can.

>If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god

And if we go by canon, mamono mana changes the waifu to what you want, so you can just mindrape her into being submissive.

>> No.12937519

>>12937504
>mamono mana
>Deux ex machina by people who can't world build.

What did you expect?

>> No.12937520

You, your monster waifu, and your meatshield of choice are on an adventure.
Along the way, you learn of an evil group doing evil things. However, they hold enormous amounts of power with the people and are viewed as good by them.
Do you have the resolve to stop them, even if everyone might hate your guts afterwards?

>> No.12937523

>>12937514
Scary stories to tell in the dark.

>> No.12937525

>>12937518
>mamono mana changes the waifu to what you want, so you can just mindrape her into being submissive
Wat.

>> No.12937527

>>12937518
>>If there were a man who could make them submit, that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that your abilities are not above that of the divinities. A real stretch, I know, given that you're so good that you exceed the gods in magnificence.

>> No.12937528

>>12937520
Will there be loot?

If there is, then yes.

>> No.12937531

>>12937142
That first one is my favorite manticore story.

>> No.12937532
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> No it's okay guys! My totally not HFY Gary Stu is better than every other hero, NPC, or even god in the setting! What? You don't like it? Stop memehating!

Also someone should update pic-related

>> No.12937533

>>12937518
>that person's ability as a trainer would surpass even that of a god
I don't think anyone on both sides of the fence meets that criteria.

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>>12937514
Why, the only book anyone should ever read to them.
Alternatively the monster girl equivilent to scary stories

>> No.12937536

>>12937503
She wears a collar, but nowhere is it specified to be iron.

>>12937513
>you need to as strong as a god to outmatch a hellhound in physical strength

[citation needed]

>> No.12937537

>>12937479
>I'll tame her with mental gymnastics she and other anons don't subscribe to.
>Making her watch you fuck something else for an emotional prompt isn't NTR because I say so.
Yes, what could possibly go wrong. Also read the fucking profile, they'll already "submit" to enjoy being on the receiving end but bounce back to being the high impact sexual violence aggressor after because it's fun.

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>>12937119
Equal relationship.

>> No.12937542

>>12937528
>not doing it because it's right
>but because there's shiny and valuable loot to plunder
You're me matie.

>> No.12937543

>>12937536
shes got iron chains around her neck in the profile art
nig youre gonna need to upgrade to holy water first

>> No.12937545

>>12937518
>For example, even if a man stronger than them were to appear, the only thing on their mind would be how to break the male before them into submission and make him their own. They would never even consider obeying a male.
>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse. However, it never means they've been "broken." When the man is basking in glory thinking he has successfully forced on of them into submission, the next moment she'll counterattack and violate him in return, as if to say, "It wasn't nearly enough."

>> No.12937548

>>12937520
>Not exposing them for the horrible people they are and letting the public deal with them

>> No.12937552

>>12937548
Would they even accept it?
You can wave all the evidence you have in front of an idiot and they'll still deny it.
And let's face it, humanity is RETARDED and STUBBORN.

>> No.12937553

>>12937537
NTR paranoid pls go, your opinion is worth less than dirt.

>>12937525
This is common knowledge, read the world guide sometime.

>>12937527
The point is that it is possible, and "god" in this setting is just a monster with a lot of mana.

>> No.12937556

>>12937548
>Counting on the public in the first place
Sheeple pls.

>> No.12937559

>>12937504
But that's what Raging Mushrooms are for!

>>12937518
It doesn't work that way dumbass.

>> No.12937560

>>12937545
How does nullify my citation?

>> No.12937566

Why are all of you so shit?

>> No.12937568

>>12937559
>mamono mana will change a monster to suit her husband's tastes.

Yes, it does.

>> No.12937569

>>12937560
The joke is men aren't gods you idiot.

>> No.12937570

>>12937532
Don't bother. They won't listen.

>> No.12937572

>>12937566
Why are you shit?

>> No.12937573

>>12937566
No U.

>> No.12937575

>>12937560
>they would never
>"th--that means it happens all the time, r-right guys?"

>> No.12937577

>>12937566

why are people arguing about such a shit tier monster anyway? Just purge any hell hounds you see and find yourself a better waifu

>> No.12937578

>>12937569
So?

>> No.12937580

>>12937566
Hey, look, I'm shit-free.
You think it's easy being so lacking in shit like this?
It's not.

>> No.12937582

>>12937577
But Hellpups are adorable.

If only I could have a Hellpup without a shitty Hellhound wife, maybe I'll adopt one.

>> No.12937585

>>12937541
WHAT DRAWING IS THAT

>> No.12937587

>>12937570
And why should they listen to that mouth diarrhea?

>> No.12937589

>>12937568
You're forgetting the man becomes an Incubus and changes to suit the MG as well, meaning you will probably lose the desire to dominate her. Unless we are just ignoring the parts we don't like now.

>> No.12937590

>>12937569

men are greater then gods because we dont need massive powers to get shit done. Im sure there is some way to trick a hell hound into being submissive without simply overpowering it.

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>>12937566
I get it from you.
>>12937577
Your favorite monstergirl is shit.

>> No.12937596

>>12937518
And if we go by canon, you change to suit your waifu tastes too.

>> No.12937597

>>12937592
Go to your room anon!

>> No.12937599

>>12937590
>>12937545

>> No.12937601

>>12937575
Just like monsters can't kill right?
>Nereid
Just like they can't have multiple partners before settling with a husband, right?
>Baphomet
>Succubus
.Queen Slime
>Black Harpies
>Liliraune

>> No.12937603

>>12937590
Stop now before this devolves into a HFY argument.

>> No.12937602

>>12937590
>All MGs are dumb sluts that'll suck my dick if I just say so
I really don't like you.

>> No.12937606

>>12937590
>we
Other men could, yes. But your typical /mgg/ goer can't, like you you for instance.

>> No.12937608

>>12937590
>men are greater then gods because we dont need massive powers to get shit done
HFY at its finest.

>> No.12937612

>>12937560
'mindrape her into submission' ~ Anon, 1/21/2015

>> No.12937614

>>12937601
It specifically states in their profile that it cannot happen. Don't be intentionally thick.

>> No.12937615

>>12937589
>>12937596
The changes mamono mana elicits in males is to do away with apprehension to dick a monsters, the pangs of ill health and old age, stamina, and a rifle size dong. As long as you're willing to dick them, they don't care. So if your hellhound is an overbearing bitch, just mamono mana her submissive.

>> No.12937616

>>12937560
Just because you've managed to dick her a ton of times and she's enjoying it, does not mean she's submitted to you.
Furthermore, even if you took advantage of her, she would still never even think of submitting to you. In fact, just as you were certain that you had dominated her, she goes and reverses it on you.
And see, your citation says 'if', meaning its a hypothetical situation in which one manages to dominate one in the first place. And IF you managed to dominate one somehow, you would have to be more powerful than a god, which I am pretty sure every anon that would try this isn't more powerful than god

>> No.12937622

>Nuh, muh femdom canon.

This thread is fucking hilarious.

>> No.12937623

>>12937602
>Getting a male takes highest precedence

But they are.

>>12937614
KC doublespeak >>12937518, yes she can.

>> No.12937629

>>12937614
Given that he's reusing old issues that were already dealt with and can't form an argument for shit, you're wasting your time replying to a retard like this.

>> No.12937631

I just want my own Kuudere Mantis and Kunoichi combo.

Is that so wrong?

>> No.12937632

>>12937616
Skilled, not powerful, >>12937518.

>> No.12937635

>>12937622
>Saying that when the other side is trying to use the canon as well

>> No.12937640

>>12937629
>just give up

Yes, give up, your precious hellhound is going to become a bitch and there's nothing you can do about it.

>> No.12937641

>>12937631
I just want a Mantis and Kuniochi to give me a tearful goodbye as they run off to suicide bomb an enemy's army and stall them long enough for my main forces to deal with thm

>> No.12937642

>>12937635
I was going by who started this whole mess,
but yes, you're right.

>> No.12937647

Why do we have to have this argument every thread?
You'd think it get old after a while.

>> No.12937652

Barometz juice cooled in the bosom of a Glacies.

>> No.12937653

>>12937647
It's like microwave pizza, anon.
Microwave pizza.

>> No.12937654

Just give hellhound the hobo treatment. Dose her with moth dust to make her receptive , get a few hundred hobos, along with raging mushrooms, and dick her into oblivion.

>> No.12937655

>>12937647
Because only awful insecure people go on 4chan regularly

>> No.12937656

>>12937641
You're a shit.

The one who should be stalling should be you anon.

>> No.12937658

>>12937632
Nigga, this is not a shounen, and you are sure as hell not a shounen protagonist
You do not have the power, nor the skill, to surpass Hades
No amount of manamo mana on your part is going to give you energy or stamina to outlast a hellhound
And you as you slow down, or stop from exhertion, she turns the tables on you and its GG

>> No.12937659

>http://pastebin.com/pxfp0uN4
Continuation when? ;_;

>> No.12937660

>>12937652
Barometz juice straight from the tap.

>> No.12937661

>>12937647
B-but Anon, what is a man supposed to do, when someone is wrong on the internet?

Ignore it? Unacceptable.

>> No.12937662

The fuck is going on here?

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>>12937640
You tell them man

>> No.12937665

>>12937640
I don't give a shit about Hellhound, I'm just sick of reading through stupid faggots shitposting about things they have no grasp over. Thread quality is really fucking worthless with all this.

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>>12937640

good luck anon

>> No.12937670

>>12937640
No actually, nothing's happening to it.
Because it doesn't exist.

>> No.12937672

>>12937656
>stalling entire armies by myself
What am I, a shounen MC or the guy from ZnS?

>> No.12937679

>>12937662
Looks like the insanity in /a/ is spilling over to multiple boards. Moot calls it quits, and pretty soon everyone is talking out of their shoe and nothing makes any sense anymore.

>> No.12937680

>>12937672
You have no excuse.

Git gud, you scrub.

>> No.12937683

>>12937658
Manticore venom, mothgirl powder, raging mushrooms, alraune nectar, and many other tools are usable for this.

>> No.12937684

>>12937662
Stupid shit.
Just write/draw shit until it blows over, I guess.

>> No.12937685

>>12937659
>edited on Sunday

it doesn't seem abandoned, at least

>> No.12937688

>>12937672
No just get good like that guy from Shadow of Mordor.

Just spam your counter and hop over people, you'll never die, also get good.

>> No.12937692

>>12937672
Maybe you're a succubus, charming their command into retreat.

>> No.12937694

>>12937688
You mean the one magically empowered by a damned soul?

>> No.12937696

>"Daddy, what's a femdom?"

captcha; akiss

>> No.12937700

>>12937688
Bitch I'm a SRPG guy, not a "spam X to win" or "Press X with avoid attack" guy.

>> No.12937701

>>12937685
That would imply that Hetzer actually glanced at it for a little bit.
>>12937688
>Press X to Kill Sauron: The Game.

>> No.12937702

>>12937696
>Father, what is a man?
>Shut up vampire daughter, I'm watching the game.

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>> No.12937704

>>12937694
No that's just the wraith shit, you can still do the hop and counter.

>>12937701
I still liked it, although yeah that final boss stunk.

>> No.12937706

>>12937659

Oh right, I oughta get back to that. Sorry about not writing anything in a long time, I just got back to the threads lately.

>> No.12937709

>>12937704
>hop counter
>hop counter
Remember when you played game where you did more than the same two things over and over?

>> No.12937717

>>12937670
Being subject to the whims of the pen and popular opinion, yeah it can.

>> No.12937721

>>12937703
Erubitch is shit and always will be

Granberia masterrace

>> No.12937723

How do you feel about the elementals?
Which one is your favorite?

>> No.12937726

>>12937672
No, idiot, you're a Fire Emblem unit, reclassed over 7 times.

>> No.12937727

>>12937662

Our bi-threadly slap fight.

>> No.12937728

>>12937683
>manticore venom
No where does it say that the venom affects females or other monstergirls. Even still, good luck getting the venom

>mothgirl powder
Simple minded thought process does not mean they still won't overpower you

>raging mushrooms
>However, it's not as if it can affect any given monster. Because the mana works in a peculiar way to exhibit the effect, unless a monster intentionally accepts it, it won't be effective

>alraune nectar
an aphrodisiac is not going to go very far in making her submit
You cannot, I repeat, cannot, make a hellhound submit to you

>> No.12937730

>>12937721
My negro.

>> No.12937731

>>12937717
Popular opinion seems to be against submissive hellhound at the moment. Maybe later.

>> No.12937732

>>12937723
>Elementals
MGE exclusive ones? Because I fucking loved Luna and Undine in the Seiken Densetsu series.
Dryad too, but who cares about her.

>> No.12937733

>>12937728
Shit man it looks like it was already over.

>> No.12937734

>>12937727
You mean bi-hourly.

>> No.12937738

>>12937726
Fuck that.
If I'm taking on armies I'm doing this shit Drakengard style.
Just me, a sword, and a Dragon waifu providing support as I slaughter billions to level up my sword for the 8th time.

>> No.12937742

>>12937723
Dark Undine.

>> No.12937743

>>12937723
Not a fan of either of them really.

>> No.12937745

>>12937723
Dark, Corrupt Gnome a best.

>>12937738
>Dragon Waifu
Good taste.

>> No.12937746

>>12937717
By that measure we'd still be going off of what KC is writing/drawing, since none of this collective writing or drawing means diddly shit to anybody outside of these threads.

And by my measure i'm going off of what I like to think and jerk off to, which isn't the textbook interpretation of KC's magical realm, and is also something you can't change and no amount of argumentation ever will.

You lose m'lord.

>> No.12937747

>>12937738
Are you also an edgefag with flowing white hair, too?
She was hot, but...

>> No.12937749

Any word yet on when Moose comes back?

>> No.12937750

>>12937728
All attainable through trickery. I already told that you restrain her, and men can be stronger than hellhounds, so your being overpowered unconditionally does not apply. The raging mushrooms, well

>However, it's not like they have a lot of pride or anything, so even in the case when they're assaulted by a man, they don't get angry or refuse. On the contrary, they would likely gleefully accept it and enjoy being violated as a female in bestial intercourse

The alraune nectar is for the one doing the taming, not her, she gets intoxication fruit out the ass.

You can make a hellhound submit, you simply have to be thorough in your preparations.

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>>12937706
>More yandere Werewolf.
Fuck yeah, I like your stuff.

>> No.12937753

>>12937745
>Dark, Corrupt Gnome a best.
You. I like you.
no alp

>> No.12937756

>>12937738
>Dragon waifu
>Not Wurm waifu

>> No.12937757

>>12937746
That' not how it works you little shit.

>>12937731
I think you better recount. WE WILL HAVE OUR SUBMISSIVE HELLHOUND! Before this year is over.

>> No.12937759

>>12937750
I'm telling you Anon, they're gonna bounce right back~

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>>12937747
>edgelord
I wouldn't call her that, but she was certainly better than Lightning for fuck's sake.
I was also referencing Caim from Drakengard 1, since he was LITERALLY in love with Angelus.
The main guy in 2 though was fucking stupid and gary stuish.

>> No.12937763

>>12937756
Wurms are good, but Dragon a best.

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>>12937721
>>12937721

>> No.12937770

>>12937757
What's even the determination for victory in this?
Having somebody write a story about it?
Anybody can do that.

>> No.12937774

>>12937759
I say thee nay, even if I must break them, instead of taming.

>> No.12937780

>>12937774
>break them, instead of taming.
You have my attention.

>> No.12937782

>>12937757
>WE WILL HAVE OUR SUBMISSIVE HELLHOUND!
You're like that HeroAnon autist.

>> No.12937784

>>12937769
I'm okay with this since Alma Elma is second best girl.

I like Tamamo but loli isn't really my favorite thing.

>> No.12937787

>>12937750
Being assaulted does not equate to ingesting mushrooms they know will weaken them
A simple-minded thought process does not mean they'll submit to you easier. In fact, it'd be harder considering how it'd lower them to their more baser instincts, ie not submitting to men
>intoxication fruit
>This pleasant feeling of intoxication is most suitable for freeing one's mind from excessive thoughts, allowing one to fill their heart with only love and affection for the lover across from them. It's popular to eat one before sex.
It does not necessarily mean that ingesting it means you fall in love with the other. It simply makes you able to only percieve that other person. All intoxication fruit does is isolate the two partners, not make them fall in love

>> No.12937790

>>12937784
I'd like Alma a lot more if she was less of a killer/whore.

But then again, she's the succuboss, so I don't know what I expected...

>> No.12937791

>>12937774
>even if I must break them
Anon, you wouldn't be able to jack shit, and you know it full well.

>> No.12937793

Look guys, can we stop arguing about this?

KC has answered variations of this question tons of times on his twitter.

Almost any MG can be loli, chubby, /fit/, or submissive, dominant, whatever you want. He has said this himself, as well as implied it in the world guide books (MGs and husbandus transform to suit one another). He has also said a number of times that profiles are subject to variance (meaing if it says one species is X, it means it in the sense of "usually" not "absolutely, totally always")

Trying to argue it is pointless, since the writer himself says variety is allowed otherwise.

Why do some people even care to argue the opposite anyways? Are they trying to enforce their own headcanon on others? Or do they just hate X fetish/bodytype/personality so much that they want to disallow people with that fetish to enjoy monstergirls?

>> No.12937795

>>12937757
There's, like, two of you compared to 10+ people saying 'please no'.
you're not 'winning' by any stretch of the imagination, as stupid as this whole debate is.

>> No.12937798

>>12937791
>Not even going to try

And that's why you're wearing a collar, and he's not.

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>>12937798
Anons aren't shonen heroes.

>> No.12937805

>>12937798
Better a collar than a body bag.

>> No.12937807

>>12937795
>What is counting, and why is it so difficult?

>> No.12937809

>>12937752

I'm glad you're still looking forward to it. Well, time to go break writer's block, I suppose.

>> No.12937812

>>12937793
Yes, but that is for a personality they themselves have
They're arguing to take an already created personality, and forcibly change it, even though it explicitly says you can't
So yes, there can be submissive hellhounds, however rare. However, they're arguing to forcibly change them from dominant to submissive, even though its explicitly stated they can't

>> No.12937814

>>12937804
No shit, thanks for the update.

>>12937805
Get good.

>> No.12937815

>>12937809
Wunderbar.

>> No.12937820

>>12937812
Did you not read that fully?

KC said that profiles are asterisked with a "usually" -- meaning deviation is allowed. Otherwise, you'd have literally every MG in a race acting exactly identical, if their profile mentions personality. I'll put in it caps so you don't miss it again: KC SAID PROFILES ARE GENERALIZATIONS, NOT ABSOLUTES.

So yes, KC's given his blessing for people to deviate from what the profile says.

>> No.12937822

Why does arguing this shit even matter?

It's not going to stop authors from writing what they want in one way or the other.

And it's not like it'd matter in the event of MGs becoming real, at which point all the faggots who think they can do something like tame a fierce, dominant Hellhound would just wind up mindbroken for their trouble.

Why oh why is this "People are wrong on the internet" thing such an addictive circle-jerk?

>> No.12937824

>>12937770
Theadcanon will determine the victory.

>>12937787
>>12937791

Are you being a dumbass on purpose? You don't feed her the mushroom, you eat it, and since she is receptive to rape it will work. And with no rational thoughts, thanks to the intoxication fruit, she won't be able to resist. Face it, she will break.

>>12937795
Really? Lets's see

Yes
>>12937151
>>12937244
>>12937260
>>12937263
>>12937277
>>12937280
>>12937302
>>12937326
>>12937341
>>12937361

No
>>12937163
>>12937254
>>12937268
>>12937275
>>12937292
>>12937297
>>12937332
>>12937541
Yes-11 No-8

>> No.12937828

>>12937824
Sorry, ten for yes, but it's still two more than no.

>> No.12937829

>>12937824
Autism: The Post

>> No.12937830

>>12937820
But anon, that's what the guy you're responding to is saying.

There are those with personalities who deviate from the profiles, of course. But we're talking about a Hellhound who IS just like how the profile describes. A girl like that, you can't just "Break" like some fags are saying.

>> No.12937836

>>12937820
Yes
Obviously that's true
You can have a submissive hellhound, if they were already submissive beforehand
You guys are pushing to dominate one and make them submissive, even if they were already dominant, which is explicitly stated cannot happen.

>> No.12937837

>>12937824
I bet someone will claim sameposting, just like the jinko incident

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>>12937829
>somehow yelling autism nullifies facts

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>>12937824

>> No.12937843

>>12937824
She still has to accept its effects, you job. Otherwise it won't work

>> No.12937845

>>12937824
Counting sameposts?
Clearly not.

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>> No.12937851

>implying anons who cant even make a real woman their bitch slaves neverthenless have gfs are going to tame a monster girl from hell

top kek

>> No.12937852

>>12937843

>>12937750

>> No.12937854

>>12937845
See >>12937837

Also, shut up.

>> No.12937856

>>12937830
>>12937836

Well, let's not forget that KC also explicitly wrote in the Baphomet's profile that they have the best pussy.

So if you're arguing that because it's explicitly mentioned it cannot be contradicted, you're admitting your waifu has a 2nd rate pussy.

KC says profiles can be contradicted in his canon. Deal with it.

>> No.12937858

>>12937851
>real woman
Why would i want to try?

>> No.12937860

>>12937854
Nope.
If you want to shitpost, i'll shitpost too.

>> No.12937861

>>12937849
Holy crap, she is hot, what game is this?

>> No.12937862

>>12937837
Like clockwork. >>12937845

>> No.12937863

>>12937852
Not him, but you realize that a Hellhound would still bounce back from the Raging Mushroom, right?

She was written long after said mushroom, and her "Always bounces back to domination" trait was likely written with it in mind.

>> No.12937864

>>12937851

This is a fantasy porn world with made up monster woman i can do whatever the fuck i want. If I want to turn a hell hound into my submissive bitch ill do it.

>> No.12937867

>>12937858
Im saying if you cant make a real women 'submissive' to you, how the hell would you expect a MG that is built for dominance and is a creature from hell to 'submit' to you?

>> No.12937868

>>12937860
Will you at least stop being an idiot?

>> No.12937870

>>12937868
The irony is palpable.

>> No.12937871

>>12937867
Well i don't want that either, i was just saying that 3D shouldn't even be brought up

>> No.12937874

>>12937852
Holy shit, you're going in circles here
Being assaulted does not equate to accepting the affects of something she knows will weaken her
The intoxication fruit does nothing, as its stated that it ALLOWS for you to think about nothing but the other person, all it does is make you lack perception to see other people

>> No.12937875

>>12937864
>implying that you have the balls and skills to do that
I'll believe you when you can actually socialize with people

>> No.12937876

>>12937867
>forgetting there are married anons here
>forgetting there are normalfag here with no issue taming women

Pls.

>> No.12937877

>>12937864
And if they ever become real, you'll be a whimpering little bitchboy collared in the corner after you tried to "Defy" her.

Or maybe you'll be a Paladin-fag because Real Monsters aren't good enough for you.

>> No.12937878

>>12937867
By your logic

>If you can't get a real woman to love you how the hell do you expect to get a monster girl to love you?

>> No.12937879

I swear these slapfests are getting worse each thread.

>> No.12937880

>>12937870
>2funny4me.

>> No.12937883

>>12937876
>Implying marriage involves "Taming" women.
Anon...

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>>12937877
>this projection

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12937885

you hopeless cunts

>> No.12937886

>>12937877

Lets face it if monsters ever became real the majority of humanity would become paladins.

>> No.12937887
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12937887

Hey guys, really fast, i don't know how you're taking the whole moot thing but I've been seeing people in other places talk about leaving.
If you do decide to leave and go to 4+4chan, do not go to /monster/, it's fucking awful

>> No.12937889

>>12937876
Yeah. People like that have a higher chance. I'm sorry for making generalizations. Lets get back to discussing MGs

>> No.12937897

>>12937886
Not me. I'm joining the monsters so everyone can get their waifus.

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>>12937864
2alpha4me

>> No.12937900

>>12937887
Oh yeah, it's pretty shit over there...

>> No.12937901

>>12937887
When it's even up. Because they host softcore 3D CP, they get raided or taken down pretty frequently, it seems.

>> No.12937904
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12937904

>"What the heck is wrong with you people? This is a Monster Girl thread, lets talk about MGs!"

>> No.12937906

>>12937887
Pfft, fuck him, I'll leave after the feminists come for us.

>> No.12937908 [DELETED] 

>>12937887
>If you do decide to leave and go to 4+4chan, it's fucking awful
fixed for simplicity

>> No.12937909

>>12937897
>everyone

Yeah sure anon, please stop I might bust a gut.

I'll still be right here shit talking monsters.

>> No.12937911

>>12937904
Shut up you glasses-wearing shrimp, or I'll give you a swirly again.

>> No.12937913

>>12937901
>Because they host softcore 3D CP
you mean some random people uploading it and then mods taking it down? that used to happen all the time here too

>> No.12937914

>>12937887
I won't go to a place where they have an entire board for it.

Things can go bad pretty quickly.

>> No.12937919
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12937919

>"Welcome to my Inn, will you be alone this night?"

>> No.12937918

>>12937904
>fang
See >>12937703

>> No.12937922

>>12937886
What this anon said >>12937897
Race Traitors Unite, TransHumanism a Best.

>>12937887
>Infinichan /monster/
Yeah, I've peeked over there a couple times. It's exactly as bad as everyone who's ever torn down the viability of a pure-MG board said it would be. A thread for every different concept, leading to little to no discussion among people, and just image posting in different threads. No concentration or focus at all. It's awful.

>> No.12937924

>>12937883
This is why you're single.

>> No.12937926

>>12937884

>This Aegis Reflection

>> No.12937927
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12937927

>"Are you just going to stare, or help me up already?"

>> No.12937929

>>12937919
Yes.

I also have this nasty habit of stabbing intruders in the face. Just thought I'd let you know.

>> No.12937930

>>12937911
>threatening the fox
To the mofuball with you.

>> No.12937931

>>12937919
>Welcome to my Inn
Y'know, after a life of adventuring, I'd want to retire with mai waifu, and open up a nice inn. Isolated, near the base of a mountain, nestled in a forest. A nice retreat.

>> No.12937934

How about making a /mgg/ board on 6+2 chan?

>> No.12937936

>>12937909
Are you going to shoot down all the monsters that like you? Do you want to make them cry?

>> No.12937937

>>12937922
>>12937897

have fun getting gunned down by hillbillies for siding with the monsters

>> No.12937938

>>12937919
Nah, some Oni slapped my ass on the way into town and my wife told me to go ahead and check in while she had words with our new friend.
She sure is friendly.

>> No.12937939
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12937939

What'cha doing nerds?

Looks like some of you are outright nerdding up the place pretty hard from the looks of it.

>> No.12937941

>>12937934
No.

>> No.12937942

>>12937913

Not well enough, it seems: https://medium.com/@FoldableHuman/the-mods-are-always-asleep-7f750f879fc

(Don't worry, it's just a blog post explaining how they permit it, not actual content itself).

>> No.12937943

>>12937922
So? We can just agree on where to meet.

>> No.12937946

>>12937930
Don't reward him, you fool!

>>12937927
I would, but you've already gotten me up!

>> No.12937947

>>12937919
"Say, what's this bed cover made out of? It feels like hair..."
>"hmm?~..."

>> No.12937948

>>12937922
Traitor-kun pls.

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>> No.12937952

>>12937914
>>12937942

It's a really fucking complicated issue, i fucking hate kid fuckers but i like that they have a "if it's not illegal it's cool" thing going for them.

>> No.12937953

>>12937948
You're only a traitor when you throw others under the bus, not when you make things better for them.

>> No.12937954

>>12937927
Between her boobs.

>>12937919
With her legs behind her head.

This girl screams Nee-san.

>> No.12937956

>>12935405
"Oh cool you remembered movie night, oh and the movie I wanted to watch with you is playing already. The popcorn is done by the way, scoot over a bit"

>> No.12937957

>>12937897
>>12937922
Mah niggas.

>> No.12937960

>>12937936
Nah nothing like that, I'm just really boring and don't have a lot to offer.

I'm told I'm funny, but that's probably just people lying.

>> No.12937963

>>12937953
Yeah... pretty sure that's what Hitler thought.

Too soon for Godwin's law? Maybe.

>> No.12937964

>>12937943
honestly? probably 4+4chan's /a/, they don't mind mg threads and it had a few good ones when it first started.

I don't think we should leave though until something actually happens, things are fine still besides a slight shitstorm and unless they add facebook integration or something i don't think we have to leave

>> No.12937966

>>12937964
>facebook integration

Yep, that'll be the day this place burns.

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>>12937523
I know I'm late but you my nigga.

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>>12937849

>> No.12937972

>>12937964
Look, nothing's going to change.
The people who have already been largely responsible for keeping this place running are now just officially responsible for keeping this place running.

>> No.12937973

>>12937919
I want to marry a Kejourou.

>> No.12937975

>>12937964
What'd moot ever do for us anyway? What difference does it make?

>>12937969
>Dat Paizuri Window
God I love such a feature.

>> No.12937977

>>12937969
Why are these bimbos never able to dress properly?

>> No.12937978

>>12937964
>facebook integration
>Accidentally share your 2k post on the pluses of horse pussy

Shit eating grin.jpg

>> No.12937979

>>12937972
I get that, which is why i said the second part, it's just good to have a backup plan

>> No.12937980

>>12937969
what is wrong with her face

>> No.12937981

>>12937952
>Defending √64chan
>Siding with the people that like 3D kids

>> No.12937986

>>12937975
/q/

>> No.12937990

>>12937981
>What are words, and how do they work?

>> No.12937993

>>12937980
Eyes too far apart and tilted too much for the angle of her head

>>12937973
>She will never wear white because the entire dress will be her hair
Imagine how much fun consummating with that kejourou would be. Also imagine how she'd guard her hair even MORE zealously since it's also her old wedding dress.

>> No.12937994

>>12937981
what?

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>"How stupid can you get, 4chan is not dying or going away, talking about this crap...learn to read silly humans."

>> No.12938003

>>12937981
>implying this place didn't have pedos out the wahzoo 2003-early 2007

>> No.12938007

>>12937919
Damn, that Kejourou is gorgeous. Too bad I'm not into the whole hair fetish thing.

>> No.12938009

>>12937990
>>12937994

What could you possibly enjoy over there that's illegal here, besides guro and 3DCP

>> No.12938010

>>12938002
Shut up less than cosplay tier.

>> No.12938014

>>12938009
mods that don't ban you for saying nigger

>> No.12938015

>>12937969
Too bad about the face, those leotard things do wonders for me.

>> No.12938018

>>12938009
No one said anything about that.

Reading comprehension, do you have it?

If you do, look up what the word " comparison" means. I assure you, it's not the same as "defending" or "siding with".

>> No.12938057

>>12937864
You type like a fucking 12 year old, take it down there bud.

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12938066

ALICIAAA!

>> No.12938070

>Want to write something dark and terrifying
>Need to write something cute and romantic
Help. Please.

>> No.12938072

Ushi Onis are smelly freaks.

>> No.12938075

>>12938066
Adorable.

>> No.12938079

>>12938070
Well, which one is it?

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>>12938072
Ushi-Oni are olev.

>> No.12938086

>>12938083
No they're not, stop lying.

>> No.12938089

>>12938083
They're smelly hobo spider cows!

>> No.12938092

>>12938066
Woah, never seen this before.

Who drew it?

>> No.12938102

>>12938083
This is truth.

>> No.12938103

>>12938086
Yes they are. Stop being so bitter you don't have a delicious chocolate cow to love.

>>12938089
They are still olev.

>> No.12938106

>>12938083
I want a harem of ushi-onis!

>> No.12938107

>>12938083
Ushi-Oni a shit

>> No.12938112

>>12938103
Implying I want to give them anything but fire and steel. Seriously, where does this delusion that ushis are blushing moeblobs come from?

>> No.12938113

>>12938072
I bet they smell like sex and broken pelvises.

>> No.12938122

>>12938083
Ushi-Oni a great.

>> No.12938125

>>12938083
>Ushi oni
>anything but purge tier

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>>12938083

im getting the urge to purge

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>>12938112
>blushing moeblobs
No, they'll just give you some hard and fast lovin'. They love you and want you, no matter how confused and delusional.

>>12938125
>>12938107
>>12938129
Don't worry, your personal spidercow waifu will be with you shortly.

>>12938106
I'm sure they'd be perfectly happy with sharing your love. Try not to get to tired.

>>12938122
>>12938102
At least some of you have top tier taste. Ushi-Oni a best girl.

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This is for Nyanon and his awesome 'But I poop from there' line.

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>>12938140
>Handholding
Jesus christ anon, this is a blue board.

>> No.12938151

>>12938140
>>12938144
Why are you dumping?

>> No.12938153

>>12938146
Ryu Ass!

>>12938142
Os, so you're sending her to slaughter, by all means, I wanted some new knives.

>> No.12938158

>>12938153
>using bladed weapons against ushi-oni
well i guess your one way ticket to spiderfuckin incubus has come up

>> No.12938159

>>12938142
Fuck that I'm hiding in a deep hole.

Spider cow bitch will never find me.

>> No.12938165

>>12938159
But she loves you, anon! She'll search high and low for you.
You realize they live in caves, right? That's the first place she'll look. Unless you WANTED to be found...

>> No.12938166

>>12938146
How did you know I was lurking? And don't say you're behind me, that's a wall.

>> No.12938170

>>12938158

>Not blessing every blade in your house for maximum rape spider killing

>> No.12938172

>>12938158
>I can't read

I'll be making knives out of her leg spikes.

>> No.12938173

>>12938165
Shit fucking asshole.

I'll hide under all the coats then, that way I'll always be safe!

>> No.12938177

>>12938166
>implying we're not inside your walls

>> No.12938178

>>12938170
>using a bladed weapon
>against a creature that corrupts with its spilled blood

>>12938172
>thinking you're stronger than rape incarnate

>> No.12938179

>>12938170
>not blessing your body for rape spider loving
pleb

>> No.12938185

>These posts

See >>12937703

>> No.12938187

>>12938178
>what are tactics

I already know she's coming, idiot. I'll greet her with explosive and incendiary rounds, as well as mining the area. She's getting nowhere near me.

>> No.12938191

>>12938178

>2014+1
>Fighting giant rape monsters without your holy blade and holy armor

rookie mistakes like this get you raped by small monsters shitty like slimes.

>> No.12938194

>>12938185
Let 'em burn themselves out

>> No.12938195

>>12938191
>blood sprays on your armor
>suddenly you feel really... hot... and she doesn't look as much like a horrifying abomination anymore.
>also your blessed armor hurts
It only takes a drop, anon.

>>12938187
>>/tg/HFY

>> No.12938196

>>12938195
>sound strategy that would end in ushi oni goop
>gat assblasted
>I'll call him HFY, that'll show him

I thought underage couldn't post here.

>> No.12938197

you know what's really weird
people come to these threads and dont want to fuck monstergirls for some reason
why do people spend so much time talking about killing monsters in the monster girl thread

>> No.12938199

>>12938197
Because shitposting, anon. Also it never hurts to have a contingency plan.

>> No.12938201

>>12938197
Because they're ours to do with as we please. That's why we have IMAGINATION.

>> No.12938202

>>12938197
Because stop liking what I don't like.

>> No.12938205

>>12938197
Because believe it or not some people don't want to get their pelvis smashed by a rapist.

>> No.12938206

>>12938159
>Hide in a hole, she digs you out with her claws.
>Hide up a tree, she tackles it until you or the tree fall down.

There's no escape Anon.

>> No.12938208

>>12938197

You know whats REALLY weird? People with different taste then me. I mean who wouldn't want to be chased down and violently raped by a cow spider?

>> No.12938209

>>12938196
Not him, but let's see.
You're just going to sit in your house all day, gun in hand, waiting for a monster that you're not sure is even coming after setting up explosives INSIDE YOUR OWN HOME in the off chance that MAYBE a horrible regenerating rape monster MIGHT come in through the FRONT DOOR instead of, oh, a wall or window or something. You can't mine the floors because you need to live in the house and everything that you need to defend against this possibly imaginary rapist is illegal in your country.

>> No.12938210

>>12938206
What about the ocean? That things too heavy to float, isn't it?

>> No.12938215

>>12938197
Because they like to play hard to get.

They're tsundere for Monster Girls.

>> No.12938216

>>12938210
A much more sound plan. Hope you like Krakens though.

>> No.12938217

>>12938208
dunno that sounds like a pretty good deal to me
arent most monsters violent rapists anyway

>>12938205
well seeing as she wont actually break your pelvis you have nothing to worry about
if youre worrying about being raped thats kind of a problem with a good eighty percent of monsters

>>12938199
the average persons contingency plan doesnt involve turning their home into a minefield
thats just crazy
im starting to think it's femdom monsters in particular that trigger peoples 'OMG MUST KILL GET MY EXPLOSIVE ROUNDS' reaction

>> No.12938218

>>12938206
How about I tell her to fuck off?

I never wanted anything to do with her anyway.

>> No.12938222

>>12938209
>gun
Implying
>mining insid ethe house
Pls stop posting.
> MIGHT come in through the FRONT DOOR instead of, oh, a wall or window or something.
Because you know what kind of terrain I live in don't you faggot?

>> No.12938223

>>12938218
>telling a ushi-oni to fuck off
Yeah, that's gonna have a high success rate.

>> No.12938224

>>12938217
4chan is full of betas. Why would they want something that reminds them of how beta they are? They have to be in charge of their loving, romantic, completely headcanon relationship with their waifu, or things need to start dying.

>> No.12938225

>>12938216
>Keep to the shallows, deal with hell spider
>Stay in the deep, krakken will getcha
What a conundrum.

>> No.12938226

>>12938217
>aren't most monsters violent rapist anyway
Just stop, you know that's not true at all.

>> No.12938229

>>12938210
That could work. Except at some point, you'll need to come up for air.

If you're on a boat, she'll probably find her own and chase you. You'll see a speck on the sea's horizon someday and hear her crying out "HUSBAND!"

>> No.12938230
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12938230

>>12938197
>2015
>not removing monster scum
Fucking traitor

>> No.12938233

>>12938230
Reminder this elf gets better.

>> No.12938234

>>12938222
>>gun
>Implying
>>12938187
>I'll greet her with explosive and incendiary rounds
What.
>>mining insid ethe house
>Pls stop posting.
>>12938187
>as well as mining the area
What.


>>12938222
>Because you know what kind of terrain I live in don't you faggot?
I'm going to assume you don't live in, like, an underground bunker or something though that would favor her. I'm assuming you live in a house in a suburban or urban area.

>> No.12938236

>>12938223
No how about I tell her to fuck right off.

I hate spiders enough, no way am I letting one fuck me.

>> No.12938238
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12938238

>>12938225
The Kraken sounds safe, but I don't trust her with where she might put those thick rubbery tentacles.

Such as into the palm of my hand~

>> No.12938242

>>12938236
i mean
you can tell her to fuck off
but shes gonna fuck you anyway
you dont have a really big say in this one
shes stronger than you faster than you and wants the d

>> No.12938245

>>12938234
Wrong on every count.

>>12938224
>don't want to be raped by a huge spider
>must be a beta

...

>> No.12938250

>>12938242
No how about you and her fuck off.

I refuse to let a spider fuck me, I would rather fuck a mushroom.

>> No.12938254

>>12938245
>I-I'm a tough guy! See? I-I'll kill this thing! It's not getting near me! I-I'm so alpha!

...?

>> No.12938255

>>12938242
Jam gun in mouth. Pull the trigger. I win.

>> No.12938257

>>12938245
>wrong on every count
You can say I'm 'wrong on every count' but to use an explosive or incendiary round you kind of need a gun, you know?
Do you live in the center of a minefield? Watch out, a giant ficticious spider might come and rape you! Start purchasing illegal explosives and ilegally mining the area!

>> No.12938259

>>12938250
>I would rather fuck a mushroom
Now hold on. Hang on a minute. Let me just interject into this conversation here
Are you honestly, HONESTLY, saying that you'd rather fuck a Matango than an Ushi Oni?

>> No.12938261

If you marry your waifu, what song do you want to be played at your wedding?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZsCFCyb5I0

>> No.12938262

>>12938254
Bait.

>> No.12938263

>>12938245
>wrong on every count
wut
you cant refute anons argument so you just declare him 'wrong'
you dont just get to declare someone wrong if they call you out

>>12938250
you really dont get much choice in this one mate

>>12938255
i guess thats true
youre also dead
not much of a win

>> No.12938266

>>12938259
Yes.

I'm terrified of spiders, Matango I could just walk away from and never come back to.

>> No.12938267

>>12938262
If you say so.

>> No.12938268

>>12938261
>If you marry your waifu
I don't want to meet the man who wouldn't. Something about cows or milk or something.

>> No.12938270

>>12938261
Man, your choice is my choice

>> No.12938278

>>12938266
I see
Carry on then

>> No.12938280

Anyone have the story saved of the tanuki buying out everything in a guys life to make him dependent on her, but he just becomes homeless and withers away instead?

>> No.12938279

>>12938261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxSfvyp97s

But only if I'm marrying an alp.

>> No.12938283

>>12938263
I get an angel waifu and don't have to deal with the spider. Yes, I win.

>> No.12938285

>>12938238
but tentacle onahole

>> No.12938286
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12938286

What's your waifu's favorite snack?

>> No.12938287

>>12938266
Good news! Removing phobias is a core part of demonic energy!

>> No.12938290

>>12938287
Nope, don't give a fuck.

I'd still rather fuck a mushroom.

>> No.12938291

>>12938268
If as in "If you had the chance" of course. Who would turn down their waifu?

>>12938270
Mah nigga.

>>12938279
Just to say, I think the Hard Jazz version might work better for a wedding dance.

>> No.12938292

>>12938283
Bad news! Suicide condemns you to hell!

>> No.12938295 [SPOILER] 
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12938295

>>12938286
Cheeseburger.

>> No.12938297

>>12938291
I mean, I would've chose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnUR2-TZ8fs
But the first OP is just too catchy to toss away

>> No.12938299

>>12938295
Hi Nyan.

Still chasing that mouse pussy eh?

>> No.12938305

>>12938297
Both would make a lovely song for your first dance with your waifu.

>> No.12938306

>>12938299
I sure am.
I'm gonna get back to writing Yetinburg now.

>> No.12938309

>>12938305
Yeah they really would

>> No.12938311

>>12938263
>>12938257
>>12938234
Allright, retards, since you need it spelled out, here goes.

My house is located on a large open area, I guess you could call it a plain. I would mine the surrounding area and wait for her on the roof. She'd have to get past razor wire before getting even forty feet to the house, at which time I'll be showering with automatic fire and explosive rounds. Being on the roof I have 360 degree field of vision as there are no tall threes or shrubbery for her to hide behind. Should she not be dead by then, I'll continue pelting her with gunfire and the mines will take care of the rest.

>inb4 something to be purely contrarian

>> No.12938315

>>12938292
>god having anything to do with this scenario

Fine, I'll have my pick of succubi, and fire based monsters in hell.

>> No.12938320

>>12938311
Mines are illegal in pretty much every country in the world. But, putting that aside and assuming you live in the lawless wastes of, I don't know, Chad, let's go over the following problems.
One: You need to be on the roof at all times waiting for a possibly imaginary underground creature.
Two: You need to be alert at all times and be an accurate enough shot to hit her when she'll above all likelihood approach in the dead of night or from beneath.
Assuming that she doesn't do the typical thing of tunneling and charges you like a retard you have the following problems: She is very fast, very tough, and rapidly heals from wounds.
Three: someone is going to wonder what the hell those explosive rounds are shooting at and call the cops.
Four: Surely, you need to feed yourself/go to work/go to the bathroom sometime. Or are you just going to wait on your roof all the time hoping that the probably fictional spidercow attacks you that moment? Is that what you do in your spare time? Go sit on your roof and wait for fictional monsters to attack you in the middle of your minefield?


This entire plan relies on you having illegal explosives and foreknowledge of when and where she'll strike, when she'd realistically just break into your house before you knew she was coming.

>> No.12938323

>>12938315
>Lava hot tub
>Various liquors
>Don't need much effort for a BBQ
Hell sounds rather nice.

>> No.12938324

I would kill someone to see Monorus draw a sexy glacies like the lava golem, and then some lewds of the two.

>> No.12938332

>>12938311
>implying you know shes coming
>implying you literally have mined the surrounding areas around your house today
>implying you spend your free time waiting for monsters to attack you on your roof, twitching and cradling your assault rifle
is this what kommandos are like in real life
do people actually live in minefields
how would you go get food or go to work
do you not like have a hobby or something
do you never sleep
are you really this worried about imaginary monsters from a cantonese wood carving

>> No.12938333

>>12938323
>Lava Hot Tub
>With a Lava Golem
>And a Hellhound
>In Hell

Despite neither being Mai Waifu, I think this is one of the higher priorities on my "Shit I want to Commission artists to Draw" list.
It's a long list.

>> No.12938335

>>12938324
So some sort of odd jello mixing?

>> No.12938338

>>12938323
>Get to drink and eat meat with Red Onis.
>Get to play 'Extreme Fetch' with Hellhounds.
>Constant hedonistic sex with Succubi.
>Hot Lava Golem bathhouse to relax in.

Well, time to go murder people.

>> No.12938339

>>12938320
Better plan:

Cut off the internet, and any 4channer won't last a week before breaking down.

But seriously, she could also cut off your electricity, pour Sabbath Blueberry Juice™ into your water supply, or just wait until you have to leave to get more food and supplies.

>> No.12938340

>>12938332
You're the same faggot who talks about how Ushis are invincible aren't you?

>> No.12938342

>>12938335
I was thinking of something just very steamy

>> No.12938343

>>12938340
Well I'm certainly not because I'm not even the anon you're talking to, but him being or not being that guy doesn't have any bearing on how paranoid and ridiculous you sound.

>> No.12938344

>>12938197
>you know what's really weird
>people come to these threads and dont want to fuck monstergirls for some reason

I just want to cuddle with them, no lewd involved. I get my porn from somewhere else.

>> No.12938346

>>12938340
wut
your plan involves you waiting on your roof and trying to shoot a monster when you dont even know if shes coming
thats just stupid
i mean sure itd probably kill her but more likely it would just never happen and you would starve to death trying to get out of the minefield youve placed yourself in

>> No.12938350

>>12938333
>>12938338
>>12938323
>Hell is actually a pretty comfy place
>Sure you got those blasted Hellhounds, but other from them it's pretty relaxing
>Lava hot tubs and spas
>R rated movies
>Sexy succubi, sexy Devil's, sexy sex.
>Torture yeah, but after that it's just chilling and relaxing and having a good time
>Bars for drinks, Oni's to bro up with
>It's hot 24/7, making winter not even exist
>And all and all, Hades is a pretty cool person
>TOO BAD YOU HAVE TO SPEND A FUCKING MILLENNIA ON THAT FUCKING BOAT TO GET THERE

>> No.12938351

>>12938340
Oh shit
you're that guy who got assblasted that someone dared to argue with you
how have you not gotten banned for being argumentative with literally everyone yet? It's been like two months dude. He's gone. Let it go.

>> No.12938354

>>12938340
>Someone thinks living on your roof in the middle of a minefield with no resupply, job, or rest is a good idea.
>THEY ALL MUST BE THAT ONE USHI-LOVER SAMEFAGGING

>> No.12938355

>>12938350
>Staying with Charon

Score!

>> No.12938356

>>12938350
>Spoiler
Listening to her puns, all the way there.

>> No.12938357

>>12938320
>>12938332

>underground
No. And a very good shot.
> She is very fast, very tough, and rapidly heals from wounds.
Mines, razor wire, explosive ammo. And the profile says they heal quickly from MINOR wounds, a hole the size of a basketball is not a minor wound.
someone is going to wonder what the hell >those explosive rounds are shooting at and call the cops
>because I live near people
>Surely, you need to feed yourself/go to work/go to the bathroom sometime. Or are you just going to wait on your roof all the time
>I cant have a bucket and just thro the stuff off the side of the house
>I don't know she's coming
>>12938142 But I do.

She's dead, get over it.

>> No.12938361

>>12938355
>staring at her tight ass through her clingy robes

>> No.12938365

>>12938357
Ushi-Oni live in caves or tunnels.
1: you still need food.
2: You still need to sleep.
3: Some anon saying a spidercow is coming for you does not mean that's actually true. Sorry to break it to you, but sometimes people just go on the internet... and tell lies. Shocking!


Then you die of starvation in a minefield.

>> No.12938368

>>12938357
And you readily have EVERYTHING prepared, Dale? Do you like hopping around like an overweight Skyrim character?

>> No.12938370

>>12938357
I'm impartial to this entire argument. But you need to stop and realize what you're doing with your life right now. Just stop.

>> No.12938372

>>12938361
>not having her sit on your lap for a change
>not fucking her as she rows

Do you even assume direct control

>> No.12938373

>>12938355
>And then everyone on Charon's boat collectively tossed anon overboard

>>12938356
See, the suffering isn't at Hell itself
The suffering begins once you step foot on that boat

>> No.12938374

>>12938357
if you dont live near people
then you die of starvation because she will just wait out of range for you to get hungry
and you need to sleep sometime
and the chances of you actually having a minefield are so astronomically low that you need to seek help

>> No.12938378

>>12936922
I get the feeling that's the picture I had originally cropped

>> No.12938385

>>12938365
>>12938368
>>12938370
>>12938374

Guys, just let it go. He's either trolling or straight-up mentally handicapped. Either way, you're probably wasting your time more than anything else by arguing with him.

>> No.12938389

>>12938385
please answer me
i need to know
do people really live in minefields sleeping outside on their roofs cradling their assault rifles
whispering 'spiders a shit' under their breath

>> No.12938392

>>12938350
>After centuries of boring old fire and brimstone torture, the Monster Girls of hell have more interesting activities for the mandatory weekly torture.
>Pit all the men against each other in different death competitions each week.
>Russian roulette, obstacle course filled with deadly traps, eating the most 'Hellbanero' chillies until you pass out and more.
>If you die, it's hell of course, you just come back to life completely fine and no worse for wear.
>If there, by some miracle, is a winner. He gets their pick of any number of Monster Girls in hell to sleep with, including some of the high-ranking Girls.

>> No.12938393

Man living in MGC sounds like fucking garbage.

Hell even the monsters whole proactive dating shit is horrible.

I think the only monster I could stand that "proactive dating" garbage from is a Mantis.

>> No.12938394

>>12938350
>>12938373
>Have Anubis waifu
>Can come and go from Hell as she pleases.
>Deity and Rights of Judging the Dead, etc. etc.
>Go to Hell for Hot-as-Fuck Vacations

Could be interesting...

>> No.12938399

>>12938365
>>12938368
>>12938374
>you need sleep
>I can't have alarms set up, or I won't wake up the minute she steps on a mine
>what are cocaine/uppers
>inb4 you'll die of sleep deprivation
The record for sleep deprivation until death is eleven days, I'll manage.

>>12938370
Tell that to them, they're the ones pushing their headcanon on me.
>what are provisions

>> No.12938403

>>12938394
>Go to hell
>lava surfing lava golems try and take you away from your waifu

>> No.12938406

>>12938370
Basically, "you can't win because we say so". Fuck them.

>> No.12938408

>>12938393
>Monster girls are horrible
>Rape is horrible
>EXCEPT from the one MG with giant built in swords.

>> No.12938409

>>12938399
>thinking you can last more than 2
Get a load of this guy. He also thinks he can do cocaine and other uppers without fear of overdose too!

>> No.12938411

>>12938394
>"I was offered an administration job here you know..."
"Really? It must pay well."
>"Yes, but it's simply too hot here sometimes, my fur gets all sweaty and I'd come home smelling like brimstone."
>"Let's just enjoy our cocktails, watch and see how long that group of men over there can outrun that Hellhound chasing them..."

>> No.12938418

>>12938399
>I'll manage
No you won't, you're living in a minefield with no way out and are hoping that your probably imaginary potential rapist A: actually exists and B: that you CURRENTLY HAVE A MINEFIELD SET UP AROUND YOUR HOUSE
Do you just have this shit around all the time? Are you currently browsing 4chan on your phone from the roof with an assault rifle in one hand? Are you planning to sleep on the roof? Because that's going to be extremely uncomfortable. Is this how you live your life, or does a single post on a taiwanese sketching table send you into full blown panic mode -- get the mines out, martha!

>>12938406
You can't win because you're relying on having a defensive perimeter set up at all times against an imaginary monster! Most people would consider mining your property A: illegal and B: bad form!

>> No.12938420

>>12938408
Yeah because if she's raping me that probably means I stumbled on her hunting territory and that's my fault.

But most of the other monsters seem to go by the rule of "lol proactive dating it's fine" and that's garbage.

Personally I would rather be seduced by a Kunoichi but whatever.

>> No.12938425

>>12938411
>Watching Punished Souls trying to escape the demonic, fluffy rape machine.
Mai waifu has such good taste in Spectator Sports.

>> No.12938424

>>12938399
why on earth would you have all this set up all the time
thats my only question

>> No.12938428

>>12938409
>>12938418
>No you can't
>not even with drugs
>and you can't maneuver the minefield because it's set up how we imagine it, not you

Not everyone here is some fat fuck who'll have a heart attack if he takes five steps. And neither am I stupid enough to not have a few escape routes.

>> No.12938431

>>12938424
Because niggers.

>> No.12938432

http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
>Out shopping, upscale trader's market. You stick to the cheap stuff for most things but you need new sheets. You always buy nice sheets.
>Have the kid with you. Been taking him out with you everywhere except work lately. Partly because you figure it's good for him to go out and get some sun once in a while, partly you're just nervous about leaving him alone now.
>You're feeling a potential new bedspread. The kid is next to you, one hand gripping loosely on your tail, the other exploring the display in front of him.
>"Eriiiii~" a gentle drawl comes from behind you, moving toward you with a soft rustling.
>Oh fuck.
>Turn around to see a tall, cheerful wight in an elaborate white dress and corset.
>"Well hey there darlin! Never expected to see one of the girls in a place like this. Especially you! Nobody ever sees you on your days off lately! What'chya'll doin here? And who's your little friend?" She smiles down at the kid.
>She seems to talk as slow as molasses but still manages to get out twelve words to anybody else's one.
>"Uh, this is Alex. Alex, this is my boss."
>"Ah, nice to meet you ma'am." He holds out his hand.
>She folds away that silly fan she always carries and reaches down to shake his hand.
>"Well aren't you the sweetest thing! Call me Charlotte, sugar."
>She turns to you and opens her mouth before pausing and turning back to stare at the kid. She leans in and sniffs at him while patting the top of his head. She turns a surprised look on you before breaking into an amused grin.
>Fuck! Fuckfuckfuckshitfuck!

>> No.12938434

>>12938411
>"Uh oh, seemed some poor sap pissed off one of the Oni's at the bar down the street."
"Is that a bad thing?"
>"Well, the Oni's are sort of hot blooded. depends on what he did."
"He stole a bottle of Sake"
>"Oh yeah. See, he's dead. he's really dead."
>"Wanna bet how long until they catch him?"
"sure, I guess. I mean, after they catch him they're just going to rape him for a week, right?"
>"Oh no. No. No, they're going to kill him?"
"But we're in hell."
>"And?"
"So that means he's already dead."
>"Sweetie, just because you're in Hell doesn't mean you can't die."
"But- But where do they go when they die? Double Hell?"
>"They come back here. to Hell."
"Oh."
"What?"
>"When you die in Hell, you come back here. Back to hell."
"So when you die, you come back?"
>"You're learning."
"Oh. Oh well that's not so bad."
>"True."
>"But when you come back, you have to take the trip back to Hell again."
"The trip? You mean-"
>"That's right."
"Oh. Ohhhhhhhhh!"
>"You're so cute when you figure out things"

>> No.12938436

>>12938428
>ignoring the drug issue altogether
And you always keep thinking everything will play out exactly as planned without any deviation or fuck ups.

>> No.12938437

>>12938428
Okay, this has to be trolling. Nobody is this willfully stupid. Congratulations! You win! You're alone in a minefield! There was never a monster to begin with as you sit there, shivering in the cold and from the uppers as you wait for the nonexistent beast to come for you!

Also, the police are very interested in talking to you about where you got all these landmines...

>> No.12938440

>>12938425
>Sports in MGC
>Rapeball is the standard
>Of course nobody kicks the ball that often, despite it being in the name
>Popular northern sport of Rapechase
>Just men trying to escape teams of MGs in the woods, whoever 'scores' the most wins
>There is of course Rape-ball
>Not to be confused with Rapeball
>In Rape-ball a man earns a point for each pair of panties he can drag out of a lamia mating ball
>Often ends with a 0-0 score
>But that thunderous cheer when he manages to raise up one of those drenched cloth doritos can shake the earth

>> No.12938442

>>12938432
This is why you shower

>> No.12938443

You people are the reason I drink

>> No.12938447

>>12938437
As well as the drug possession and holding enough to count as intent to deal.

>> No.12938448
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12938448

>>12938434
>Trip To Hell

So it's like a 5 hour airplane flight in the worst seating, the AC is broken, baby crying, toilet broken, ect?

Or is it something else entirely?

>> No.12938450

>>12938436
"If your quarry takes to flight, leave it no ground to return to."

My battlefield. What's she gonna do, shoot me? Ram her way in on a bus, could she even drive it? Halo jump to the roof of the house, where I can pick her off as she falls?

>>12938437
>can't shake the plan
>he's trolling

Your anger is delicious.

>> No.12938451

>>12938448
No it's listening to a Hellhound speak.

>> No.12938453

>>12938434
>Even executives and deities like her (and her accompanying husbando) have to take Charon's boat into Hell.
>Sitting beside waifu on the boat, listening to the stream of puns.
>Holding down her ears
>Her fluffy paws covering mine.
>Can still hear the puns.
>They cannot be stopped.
Eugh, and I thought flying was bad.
Oh well, it's the destination that counts for a nice vacation, and the company with you. A bad travel experience getting there is just...part of the experience.

>> No.12938456

>>12938451
I think you're going to be real popular in hell anon.

Really, really, fucking popular.

>> No.12938458

>>12938448
Oh no no no.

It's Charon making puns about all those things and more, all the way there and back.

>> No.12938460

>>12938456
How so?

Like a stand up comedian?

>> No.12938462

>>12938450
I don't need to shake your plan. It relies on you being ready and alert all the time for a fictitious enemy using illegal weapons and drugs that the FBI or whatever your country's equivalent is will be VERY interested in who you got them from and why.

Then you'll be committed to an insane asylum because no sane person spends their time waiting on a roof with an assault rifle, explosive rounds loaded in the middle of an incredibly illegal minefield with illegal drugs to prevent a fictitious monster from raping you.

You realize what you sound like? You're claiming you have this all ready right now. Digging a minefield takes time and you're a single man. Sure, if you get it up you win. Until you need to go get something to eat and are trapped because of your own mines. If your mines don't trap you then they don't properly keep her out.

>> No.12938463

>>12938432
>It continues
Yay!

Also, that Wight her boss?
>Boss sees you out and about on your day off
>Shota in tow
>Smells like you the way only an MG can tell.

Lewd, and embarrassing.

>> No.12938466

>>12938453
Well, I bet it you're and executive or a deity, you have loopholes/a shortcut to get to Hell immediately
It's only when you die in Hell, you respawn back at the dock to board Charon's boat
Moral of the story: don't die in Hell. Especially if you just came off the ride and step foot onto Hell

>> No.12938467
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12938467

>>12938458
Sounds about equal to >>12938448 then.

>> No.12938471

>>12938450
>missing the point
Micheal Bay-kun, the point is that you keep thinking everything will go the way you want it to.
Minefield? Something may set them off besides you or her.
You may overdose on the drugs and die outright.
Explosive rounds are VERY costly and hard to get, and I doubt you make any money or enough to get them or the weapon capable of firing them.
And here's the real thing, everything you do is visible, therefore she can come up with a plan too.

>> No.12938477

>>12938471
>continuing to feed the troll

>> No.12938478

>>12938467
Ow, I'm getting frostbite just from looking at that.

What a cold girl, ice in her veins if you ask me.

I'd still rather fuck a literal corpse over a shitty Hellhound

>> No.12938479

>>12938462
>FBI or whatever your country's equivalent is will be VERY interested in who you got them from and why.

Because the government here isn't corrupt as fuck and cares about such things when it doesn't involve them directly. Because bribes don't exist. Because no one can gather an arsenal without detection.

Fucking amerifats.

>> No.12938482

>>12938471
>Minefield? Something may set them off besides you or her.You may overdose on the drugs and die outright.
Possible but very unlikely.
>Explosive rounds are VERY costly and hard to get, and I doubt you make any money or enough to get them or the weapon capable of firing them.
Heh.
>And here's the real thing, everything you do is visible
Is it?

>> No.12938485

>>12938479
Would people who are corrupt let you stockpile weapons and things that could be potentially used against them? No, they wouldn't.
And you sure as hell don't have the money or connections to bribe anyone. You couldn't get Bill Clinton to fuck your own mother.

>> No.12938486

>>12938479
You're talking about buying hundreds upon hundreds of mines and then individually planting them.

That's stupid. Someone will notice since you probably don't live in Syria.
Also you still haven't answered the 'why would you have this all prepared' question yet.

>> No.12938487
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>>12938440
Good ol' Rapeball.

>> No.12938490

>>12938466
>Especially if you just came off the ride
How would you even...?

>> No.12938491

>>12938482
>unlikely
That's what Poland said before Germany blitzed them.
>heh
And you obviously know the price, don't you?
>Is it?
You're digging and placing mines into the ground. Are you the fucking invisible woman from the F4 or something? No.

>> No.12938492

>>12938482
>>Minefield? Something may set them off besides you or her.You may overdose on the drugs and die outright.
>possible but very unlikely
How do you have training in the correct dosage of uppers to give yourself? Do you trust yourself to dose yourself correctly while high?

>>Explosive rounds are VERY costly and hard to get, and I doubt you make any money or enough to get them or the weapon capable of firing them.
>Heh.
Where do you live that explosive rounds are easy to get and won't attract a shitload of attention from the 'corrupt officials'? you're buying explosive rounds. Are you in afghanistan?

>Is it?
Yes, since you need to spend hundreds of hours properly hiding the mines.


Also why the fuck would you have all of this prepared at all? Someone said there was a spidercow after you on the internet?

>> No.12938493

>>12938485
>>12938485
>Would people who are corrupt let you stockpile weapons and things that could be potentially used against them?
>Because no one can gather an arsenal without detection.
American education at it's finest.

>>12938486
>>12938431

>> No.12938494

>>12938487
Rapeball is shit.

MGC is shit, everything is shit.

>> No.12938496

>>12938490
>Misstep and fall into the River of Styx
>Poachers who hate your guts
>Oni who hates your guts
>Hellhound that gets off of seeing you miserable
>Some asshole on the boat begins to rock it over and over
>Hades decided to pull a prank just for fun

>> No.12938500

>>12938493
So you, right now, have a minefield planted outside of your house.
And are currently waiting on your roof.
And are currently dosed with cocaine.


Okay then. I guess we've found a lunatic. Try not to blow yourself up when you go get food.

>> No.12938504

>>12938496
ROCK THE BOAT

>> No.12938505

>>12938490
Fucking finally! Time to get off this boat!
>Try to jump the gap while Charon is going over protocol for getting off the boat
>Land in the lava
>Lots and lots of pain
>Appear on a dock you haven't seen in months
>"I told you to wait until the boat had stopped moving. I bet you're JUMPING with joy to get back on though."

>> No.12938506

>>12938494
I dare you to got to a bar in MGC and say Rapeball is shit.

You will be beaten and raped by a bunch of angry MG sports fans.

MGC is a pretty shit place to live if you live in the ghetto part though, you're right.

>> No.12938507

>>12938493
>thinking eduction plays any part in this
So Amerifat education means I won't be doing drugs on a roof of a house surrounded by mines?
Well then, that sounds GOOD.

>> No.12938510

>>12938491
>>12938492

>And you obviously know the price, don't you?
It serves to have family in the military.
>You're digging and placing mines into the ground. Are you the fucking invisible woman from the F4 or something

Because the ushi can see the future or has remote viewing and is seeing me prepare all this.

>> No.12938511

>>12938507
outside. in winter.
with a loaded gun, high off your ass and unable to sleep for fear of the spiders.

>> No.12938515

>>12938506
Who gives a shit.

I hope I get my head smashed in and fuck up every monster in that bar.

>> No.12938517
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>>12938460
>Get up on stage and make us laugh "funny man"
Am I getting paid for this?
>*laughter*
>That's a good start, now get up there!
Hey hey hey, ladies and jellyfish, have you ever noticed salt shakers, I mean you fill th-
>*booing*
>Oi, funny man! I said funny not...not whatever the hell you're doing!
H-How about tomatoes, I mean are they vegetables or f-fruit?
>This guy stinks!
>Hey funny guy! I got a joke for you, what smells rotten and puts people to sleep?
N-Noxious gas?
>No, your act!
>*laughing*
Ahem I uhh I...
>An unruly Amazon from the crowd leaps up onstage and starts raping anon right then and there
>*cheering*
>Now this is a show!
>Don't stop until he starts being funny!
>So never stop snu snu?
>Exactly!

>> No.12938519

>>12938510
>It serves to have family in the military.
if you actually had them you would know explosive rounds are illegal... everywhere pretty much since 1868


how do you know shes coming for you

why are you just digging a minefield

where did you get the mines

how are you sure that you wont fuck up your mine placement

>> No.12938521

>>12938507
Which is why you'll get raped by the ushi shit while I mount her head, or what's left of it, on my wall.

>> No.12938522

>>12938505
>And then Anon woke up
>Somewhere
>Which feels like as if the floor was- god damn it
>You're still in the damn boat

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>>12938507
>>12938510
>>12938511

What's worse? A skilled troll, or the ones who keep feeding him over and over and over?

>> No.12938524

>>12938510
>It serves to have family in the military.
You do know what they do is HIGHLY illegal and can result in military jail time or outright death penalty?

And she certainly has EYES. You aren't doing this behind cover for fuck's sake.

>> No.12938525

>>12938523
Good point.

My bad for taking the bait I guess. It's that level of infuriating smugness and absolute stupidity.

>> No.12938527

>>12938517
>Filename
>Post

I'll fuck your shit up m8, I'm in no fucking mood for this shit.

>> No.12938530

>>12938525
It's aggravating to fall for the bait.
Almost as aggravating as being unable to poke a Troll's freckles.

>> No.12938533
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>Be sitting on the boat going towards hell. Like a bunch of convicts on the prison bus.
>Happen to be the seat closest to the girl rowing the boat. Has a really long hair braid, blueish skin.
>Has a name tag that says 'Charon' on her dirty robes.
"Hell isn't really as bad as everyone says right?" I ask her. "I mean, it can't be any worse than Monster Girl City. Right? I figure getting cut in half by a train is about as bad as it gets. Well, am I right?"
>She slowly turns her head to me, still rowing, the long hair braid shakes a bit as she stares at me.
>Her face looks worn out, with bags under her eyes. She looks like she needs some coffee.
>"Kid..." She talks to me.
>"You don't know the half of it."

>> No.12938536

>>12938511
>winter

Implying.

>>12938519
>if you actually had them you would know explosive rounds are illegal... everywhere pretty much since 1868
>things being illegal stop people from getting them

>how do you know shes coming for you
>why are you just digging a minefield
>where did you get the mines

Read the reply chain, I've already answered these questions like three times.

>how are you sure that you wont fuck up your mine placement

I'm not sure what you mean.

>> No.12938540

So you just accepted a job as a school teacher in MGC.

>What do you teach?
>What grade?
>What do you expect the most challenging things to be about the position?
>Describe your ideal student
>Describe your worst student
What do you do with bullies?
Waifu students or teachers?
What does the phrase "teacher's pet" mean to you?

>> No.12938545

>>12938536
Your answers don't amount to shit and aren't even answers to begin with.

>> No.12938546

>>12938432
>"Oh? Ohohoho~"
>Feel the blood drain from your face. "Now look, I just- uh-"
>She leans in and whispers to you "You didn't snatch him from his mama or sumthin didya?"
>"No!" Not the first time you've had to answer that question. Not even the first time today.
>Try to explain you got him from the guy SHE sent you to but she just talks right over your whispers.
>"Of course darlin, of course. Just askin. Oh how wonderful~ We haven't had a chance for a party in forever!"
>Nononono "Wai-"
>"I'll send Lilly around to gather up all the girls. You just make sure you two are at my place tonight by sundown."
>"All!?" you try not to yelp. "N- I mean, I'm sure some of them are busy-"
>"Oh don't be silly, sweetheart! We gotta give everybody a chance to welcome him into the family~" She walks off still rambling, "Right at sundown, you hear? My place. Not the office, my place!"
>"Wa-"
>"See you then sugar~" and she's gone.
>Stand there in silence for a while, staring after her.
>"Eris?"
>"Eh? Ah, looks like we're going out tonight. Well, boss has a good cook so nothing to worry about I guess."
>Nothing for HIM to worry about.
>You're the one they're going to torture after all.

>> No.12938547

>>12938524
>And she certainly has EYES. You aren't doing this behind cover for fuck's sake.
>Im setting the stuff up while she watches me

>>12938525
>>12938530
>anything I don't agree with is bait

You're adorable.

>> No.12938548

>>12938540
I tell them all to fuck off and throw what I'm supposed to teach at them and let them figure it out on their own.

>> No.12938551

>>12938536
>Read the reply chain, I've already answered these questions like three times.
no you havent
you claim to have done so because an anon posted a picture of an ushi-oni
you realize how long minefields take to dig right
you realize that the diggers need to be specially trained to not leave holes or accidentally blow themselves up
you realize how many mines you'd need to acquire would either bankrupt you or draw serious attention right

but this is stupid
you'll just say something about 'hurr durr just because it's illegal doesn't mean i dont have the funds to buy upwards of five thousand mines and the time to plant them all and i'm doing it because an anon told me there was a spidercow coming!'
>>12938547
>i'm setting the stuff up while she watches me
well i'd think so
it takes a long fucking time to dig and bury all those mines

>> No.12938552

>>12938533
God damnit charon.
You made me laugh.

>> No.12938557

>>12938533
I want to give Charon a nice hug and row the boat for her for once.

Give her a nice break.

>> No.12938564

>>12938545
If you say so.

>>12938551
Amerifat can't into comprehension, big surprise there.

>> No.12938565

>>12938527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeJi4o1E_mM

>> No.12938566

>>12938551
Just ignore him and let him make an idiot out of himself.
Let's talk about Ushi Oni in scarfs and blushing.

>> No.12938570

>>12938564
im british but okay
whatever you say
have fun trying to bury five thousand mines by yourself
>>12938566
i dont even like ushi-oni that much
but that sounds cute

>> No.12938571

>>12938564
>I'll make fun of him!
>That'll make me look better
You'll make it big in politics kid, but not here.

>> No.12938578
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>>12938566
Ushi-Oni are love.

>> No.12938579

>>12938540
History
Tenth
Dealing with the same period of history each year
The one that sees through my trick questions on quizzes
The vampire that keeps saying her family was a part of everything
Bullies go in the closet
Waifu teachers
The one active in school affairs that just happens to like wearing a collar

>> No.12938581

>>12938565
It's still better than some shitty fucking asshole pelvis breaking spidershit.

>> No.12938582

>>12938570
>Young Ushi Oni in a scarf hugs her father with her herculean strength
>He tries to smile while his ribs are turned into diamonds from the pressure

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>>12938581
Just give in, anon.
Let yourself embrace their love.

>> No.12938585

>>12938570
>5,000
Because I need that many. At least you have a big imagination.

>>12938571
You've been making fun of yourself for the last 45 minutes, thinking you dictate how people live.

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>>12938566
I just want my rapetrain, but people always want to make her moe.

Where is my pelviscerator?

>> No.12938589

>>12938585
>strawmanning
What are you, the next Onebitch-kun?
Next you'll say I'm a fag and should leave.

>> No.12938591

>>12938584
I'll slap that fucking box right out of her hands and stop it to dust.

Fuck spidercows.

>> No.12938592

>>12938566
>>12938578
>>12938584

Ushi oni a shit.

>>12938589
Where?

>> No.12938595

>>12938540
-Kindergarten
-Most challenging: telling the difference between actual children and those trapped in loli bodies
-Ideal: any innocent child that can make me hnnggg
-worst: brats
- Physical intimidation and a chastity belt. Really bad ones spend time with Frozen Sheriff Caveman.
- The kind kikimora janitor who watches how hard I'm working from a distance
-Someone trying desperately to get on my good side.

>> No.12938596

>>12938587
How about a compromised moe rapetrain?

>> No.12938597

>>12937476

> and moved her head to bite your ear

That's cute, and sexy at the same time

>> No.12938598

>>12938585
minefields are big
unless you just want a single ring around your house that the spooky spider will charge through in less than a second
then i suppose less than a few thousand would work

still you dont care
you ignore questions when theyre inconvenient and rely on ad-hominems and insults instead of actually thinking 'where am i going to get the time to set a minefield' or similar.

>> No.12938601

>>12938591
>Fuck spidercows.
Phrasing.

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>>12938581
I'll never understand you.

Perhaps I am incapable of understanding someone who takes japanese power rangers so seriously...

I mean look at how easy you are to coax out into the open. We don't need stalker-anon and his writer analyzing black arts to find you, all it takes is a simple name and a picture of a MG.

I'm not certain if I should laugh at you or feel bad about you.

>> No.12938604

>>12938591
She will cry tears for a moment in between tenderly proactively dating you.

You had to incidentally open the present to break it, after all.

>> No.12938605

>>12938585
>>12938598
Ladies, you're both pretty. Now shut the fuck up, for fuck sake.

>> No.12938607

>>12938557
>"Don't think you'll get off easy if you do my job for me kid, I'm not the girl you should be sucking up to."
>"I didn't stay stop."

>> No.12938609

>>12938598
I have taken so much time already to answer your questions, but you refuse to accept my answers, as you please, I've told no lies, zero.

>> No.12938608

>>12938592
>acting dumb
>insulting other people liked things

>> No.12938610

>>12938605
This please.

The idiots feeding the troll are worse than the troll itself at this point. Those guys aren't helping the situation at all.

>> No.12938612
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12938612

Why do people not like MGC?

>> No.12938614

>>12938605
Jeez. Now I want to write a story about a paranoid man who has rigged his house like a deathtrap only for him to get raped by a ghost or something.

>> No.12938615

>>12938596
Maybe? Does she still through the floor?

>> No.12938617

>>12938609
>so much time
All 2 minutes of it.

>>12938610
Very well, I'll at least stop this.

>> No.12938618

>>12938601
>>12938602
>>12938604
Fuck Ushis.

I'll spit in her face and punch her eye, then piss on the gift.

>> No.12938619

>>12938612
Too many kids.

And don't get me started on that soda tax...

>> No.12938621

>>12938608
Not my fault you use terms incorrectly.

>>12938605
Tell them that.

>> No.12938623

>>12938612
Question regarding manticores: Is it the sadistic personality or the tailpussy itself you hate, or both?

Would you a manticore with a lion-like tail? (That's actually just a normal tail, not like that shit Cheticore)

Would you another non-sadistic MG besides a manticore that had a tailpussy?

>> No.12938625

>>12938612
Because it's a shit city and anyone that goes there is a fucking retard that deserves to be run down by a tractor.

>> No.12938626

>>12938615
Yes, but she covers her eyes and blushes in between thrusts.

>> No.12938631

>>12938617
>can't tell time either
This dummkopf

>> No.12938635

>>12938615
She TURNS DOWN FOR WHAT

>> No.12938639

>>12938623
I like their sadistic personality and tailpussy.

She can add order to my life and make me squirm and wriggle in the bedroom as her tail ODs me for a solid hour until I cum so much I bloat her flesh lotus out.

>> No.12938640

>>12938612
Rape is legal.

Thanks to the Lilim mayor.

>> No.12938642

>>12938623
No manticores, ever, I hate them period.

>> No.12938648

>>12938642
How can people hate Manticores when things like fucking Matangos exist? I mean, I can totally get not liking them. But there's much better things to explicitly hate.

>> No.12938651

>>12938648
I don't like the addictive venom thing, but other than that they're great.

>> No.12938653

>>12938648
No one ever talks about matangos.

Tailpussy gets shoved down everyone's throats until they're ready to breathe in a lungful of spores.

>> No.12938654
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Ushi Oni appreciation?
Sounds good to me.

>> No.12938655

>>12938648
I hate the venom shit and the sadistic bullshit.

>> No.12938660

>>12938540
What?:History
Level: 10th
Hardest: Keeping the students out of each other's pants long enough to pay attention.

Ideal:An young(?) lich who listens to every word I say.

Worst:An oni I keep having to stop from drinking midclass.

Bullies:Bullies get a to sit in detention After I put so many temporary pleasure runes on their body that a simply BREEZE will set them to full ahego.

Romance:Neither, I am a consummate professional. I may find love outside the classroom some day though.

Teachers Pet:That one dragon blue dragon who stays after class for private lessons and to help clean up. Don't know why though.

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>>12938654

>> No.12938662
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If ya'll don't like Manticores, why not talk about monsters ya do like?

>> No.12938663

>>12938654
Fuck off.

I want to hit a spidercow in the face with a spiked bat.

>> No.12938665

>>12938654
No.

>> No.12938669

>>12938662
>ya'll

>> No.12938673

>>12938540
>Chemistry
>12th Grade
>Any jokes made regarding "Good chemistry with each other".
>Attentive, asks logical questions, points out errors, turns in homework, studies in a timely fashion.
>Uninterested, asks stupid, obvious questions, sleeps in class, never does homework, always crams, badly.
>Spank
>Students
>Collars

>>12938546
>We gotta give everybody a chance to welcome him into the family~
Why do I have a bad feeling?

>> No.12938675

>>12938662
I feel insulted.jpg

>> No.12938676

>>12938663
Well, its nice that you're ready for foreplay.

>> No.12938677

>>12937608
To be perfectly fair humanity has done some incredible things with very little and always for the dumbest reasons. So theoretically a determined enough man could do it if his reason is retarded enough.

>> No.12938680

>>12938662
>Talk about Ushi Oni
>"I hate them! I want to pee on them!"
Yeah, it's not about what you like anymore since there's one vocal jackass complaining about fun.

>> No.12938681

>>12938661
I wonder how she'd take a human boy ripping her lower lip off when she goes for a kiss.

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12938683

>>12938467

> You will never love and be loved by your Hellhound so much that she burns brighter than the sun

>> No.12938684

>>12938680
>I hate them! I want to pee on them!
But that's what you do with someone you love.

>> No.12938685

We need to give a name to that metal from those greentexts that basically weaken mamono mana, letting men fight monsters on even ground. Time to make some ushi oni pumpkingheads.

>> No.12938686

>>12938680
>"I hate them! I want to pee on them!"

What percentage of Ushi-Oni do you think would like watersports?

>> No.12938687

>>12938681
Foreplay.
It would heal very rapidly and her blood would incubize you, making you much more receptive to her advances.

>> No.12938691

>>12938686
8%

>> No.12938694

>>12938680
>one

Try harder.

>> No.12938698

>>12938687
Even if the guy is kicking and screaming his head off?

Even if he is literally begging, and I'm not talking in a way that can be erotic at all, like fucking sobbing and hysterically begging for her not to rape him?

>> No.12938699

>>12938694
Okay, maybe two.
Possibly. They're two posts roughly 90 seconds apart every time.

>> No.12938702

>>12938540
>English
>Tenth Grade
>I hate children and teenagers with an extreme passion
>The shy quiet ones that don't make a ruckus and do well on their tests. Or quiet shy ones in general
>Everyone else
>Tell them if they keep it up I'll make sure they fail and have to redo their coarse with me. Again and again and again
>Neither. It's a job, not a VN
>Someone who isn't an asshole

>> No.12938703

>>12938687
Incubization doesn't automatically overwrite, and it affects the body more than the mind anyway.

>> No.12938705

>>12938694
>thinking you're not alone
We've been through this once before, Onebitch-kun.
Do you think the numerous people are on your side when they haven't even voiced their opinion?

>> No.12938706

>>12938698
i mean she'd feel a bit bad about it but a girl's got needs
and besides you'd be an incubus pretty quick and thus much more... accepting.

>>12938703
its canon that demonic energy makes humans accept features they would consider gross or unattractive as sexy

>> No.12938708

>>12938702
You. You are my nigga!

>> No.12938715

>>12938706
Man, fuck monsters.

I'd rather hide in my home at all times than go outside and be raped.
If it came down to it I'm offing myself

>> No.12938716

>>12938705
Whatever you say.

>>12938706
It's still not going to make him accept some monster he hates instantly, it plain doesn't work that way. Just like incubization takes a long time, so does the brainwashing.

>> No.12938718

>>12938540
Cooking!
High School!
The worst challenge is to try to stop them from getting extra ingredients or from using all the whipped cream.
Ideal student is the one that cooks with love on the mind and does so passionately, it's not up to me what they want to do with their cooking.
Worst student are the ones that keep taking all the whipped cream cans holy fuck stop.
Old fashioned discipline, force them to hold their arms out and carry buckets of water.
Or force them to eat the not so good student's clearly burnt treats
Waifu the fuck out the librarian tengu
Students that keep trying to hand me a leash attached to them.

>> No.12938722

>>12938706
Lilim, and succubi I guess, are the exception, but those are attractive anyway, not some smelly fuckhuge spider.

>> No.12938723

>>12938716
>being this delusional
You really are just a kid who thinks he knows everything.

>> No.12938725

>>12938718
>"B-but food isn't allowed in the library Mr.Ymous!"
Sounds like fun.

>> No.12938731

>>12938715
>If it came down to it I'm offing myself
Please don't do that.
They love you, and they want to share that love with you.


>>12938716
Actually that is literally how it works.
>Not only that, they are beings with literally superhuman charm that is hard to resist and even their appearance and behavior are enough to make prisoners of men. Once they've had sex with them, it's over. The faith in god of the adherents of the order, and all the values they cultivated in their lives crumble away easily, overwritten by a fondness for monsters, and obscene desire.


>Once a man has had sex with one of them, he becomes unable to resist the pleasure he receives from the monster until the very end. For example, even if he were released after being attacked by a monster, if they've had sex, then he'll be unable to forget that devilish pleasure, and he'll want to be attacked by the monster again, so he'd probably end up going to the monster's dwelling on his own.

There are more examples but those are the two I found first.

>> No.12938733

>>12938723
Nice argument.

>An incubus is the male counterpart to a succubus, and represents the fate of (most) males exposed to high levels of demonic energy. Unlike female monsterisation, where the physical and mental change from human to monster is rapid (in some cases taking only moments [1]), for incubi the process is much more gradual and open-ended. Just as Monster-girls become more more powerful the more sex they have, so do incubi, with increases to lustiness, physical attributes and lifespan [2].

>Incubi are said to be "an ideal male to a female monster", therefore many monsters are eager for their mates to transform faster so they can enjoy the changes. Monsters with a lot of demonic energy at their disposal, like dark matters or khepri, are noted as being able to effect the change quickly, but the majority of monsters must just rely on 'repeated sex'. Certain items that can expedite the transformation, like succubus nostrum, may be sought by eager wives.

>> No.12938736

>>12938731
Not in every case. See >>12938733 >>12938722

>> No.12938738

>>12938731
>>12938736
And from the Ushi-Oni profile:
>Their blood is thick with demonic energy. Sometimes humans appear who try to slay these “monstrosities,” but those who cut them are always bathed in their blood as a result. Those who have been bathed in this blood are twisted by the high concentration of demonic energy. If it is a human man, then he’ll soon change into an incubus whose mind is all but consumed with screwing monsters.

In this case, Incubization is extremely swift when facilitated by Ushi-Oni blood, and he would rapidly come to find her attractive as terrified as he may be.

>> No.12938739

>>12938731
No I'm offing myself.

If big scary looking women that had fucking horns, wings, fucking tails, motherfucking spider bits started running around fucking raping men left and right while turning women into more monsters I'm not leaving my fucking home.

And if they broke in I'm not fucking doing that, I'm fucking killing myself, go fuck yourself demon lord my blood is on your hands.

>> No.12938740

Highschool would be a whole lot more interesting if MGs were there.

>Guys swim meets and water polo games double in attendance.

>Nerdy Lichs in Science Classes

>Minotaurs, Onis, and Jinkos in the weight lifting classes.

>Echidnas and Kikkimorras in home-ec

>That one kid who alps halfway through senior year.

MFW I still end up alone due to still having a reputation for being nuts.

>> No.12938741

>>12937919
I'm not here to stay the night I'm here because I heard you needed a cook.

>> No.12938742

>>12938733
See
>>12938738
Now grow up a little.

>> No.12938744

>>12938540
I want to be the 'cool' teacher who pretends to be okay with all the rape because that's what he believes the kids are into these days.

When that rich suburban, Dragon Girl blasts that terrible music about Raping men and doing drugs I would just smile and nod awkwardly and say it's good for her character or something spineless.

>> No.12938746

>Compared to monsterisation, in which changes suddenly appear, changes caused by incubisation are extremely gradual. Unlike a woman's monsterisation, where they totally change into a monster both mentally and physically after having sex one time, the changes that occur when a man transforms into an incubus and afterward, appear bit by bit each time he has sex with a monster.

>Human men transform into an incubus by having sex with monsters, and having Demonic mana poured inside of them. Unlike women, who recover mana by absorbing it from the air, men continue to produce mana within their own body, so compared to women, it's more difficult for Demonic mana to take hold, and they do not change into an incubus just from having sex once.

>> No.12938747

>>12938746
See:
>>12938738
>And from the Ushi-Oni profile:
>Their blood is thick with demonic energy. Sometimes humans appear who try to slay these “monstrosities,” but those who cut them are always bathed in their blood as a result. Those who have been bathed in this blood are twisted by the high concentration of demonic energy. If it is a human man, then he’ll soon change into an incubus whose mind is all but consumed with screwing monsters.

>> No.12938749

>>12938286
Your waifu is complete and utter shit and I'm glad they aren't coming back because FUCK underwater combat.

>> No.12938750

>>12938744
Why not like a Jojo character, teach chemistry, and rider kick door off their hinges for absolutely no reason other than there being a wasp on the knob/handle?

>> No.12938751

>>12938705
Ushi-oni a shit
Hellhound a shit

See? He is not alone

>> No.12938753

>>12938742
Take your own advice, kid.

>> No.12938754

>>12938736
>>12938731
>>12938716
ADDITIONALLY, FROM WORLD GUIDE ONE:
>In the case that the partner was a monster that has a grotesque lower body, such as snake, spider, etc. ,
>even if the man first hated and feared that grotesque body at first, once he has sex with her, even that grotesque body will appear beautifully lewd, and he'll end up feeling that it's unbearably sweet.

>> No.12938755
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12938755

>>12938749
>thinking she's my waifu
Mai waifu's Alatreon.

>> No.12938757

>>12938747
>>12938738
Bathed, drenched, showered in the blood, a little bit isn't gonna do shit.

>> No.12938758

>>12938740
>Not being a total nobody near the bottom of the social ladder who becomes the apple of the school's Lilim student council president's eye
>Not becoming totally hated by everyone because of it, the guys out of jealousy and the girls because a nobody is that close to their idol
>Not having your smile protected by her

>> No.12938759

>>12938750
Probably because that's school property. And the Succubus principal would use it as leverage to molest me or something.

>> No.12938760

>>12938755
That bitch is bipolar you know. And has a shit hairstyle.

>> No.12938761

>>12938755
At least that one's tolerable. Mine is genprey and kushy.

>> No.12938762

>>12938753
>I'll tell him to take his own advice!
>I look so super cool!

>> No.12938763

>>12938753
Insulting people when you are provably wrong is not a good habit to make, anon.


>>12938757
Nitpicking -- we don't have an exact amount required. When she sees the effect it has on you she will give up some of her own blood to convert you.

>> No.12938764
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12938764

>>12938760
>shit

>>12938761
>Ku
What about Lunatra?

>> No.12938765

>>12938754
I though we weren't supposed to take everything literally? Just have sex with a monster once and you're done. You can't think of anything but sex, oh yes you can, but you screw 23 hours a day.

In short, nah.

>> No.12938767
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12938767

>>12938740
"Hey kid. Your lunch money, or your V-card."

>> No.12938770

>>12938758
>implying cockroaches are payed attention to

No need to tell lies anon, you shouldn't do that to him.

>> No.12938772

>>12938765
Okay, anon, you don't have to backpedal too hard. It is literally canon that people rapidly come to find things attractive that they would find otherwise grotesque via the application of demonic energy.

>> No.12938773

>>12938762
You're not looking any more mature, and there are no girls here to impress with your swag.

>>12938763
Neither is butting in other's people's arguments.

>nitpicking

Says you have to be bathed in it, so a lot.

>> No.12938775

>>12938764
Believe it or not her crown kills it for me. Which is really fucking weird since I like ala's horns on Onis.

>> No.12938778

>>12938773
>thinking I'm trying to be mature
>swag
Strawmanning won't work here.

>> No.12938779

>>12938767
>"You dress like a faggot and your father probably left you as a child"
>Anon then left and never went back to a school with monsters, fuck that.

>> No.12938780

>>12938772
Quick is not the same as instantly, it varies from monster to monster. Even Alice's charm magic doesn't make a man rape her immediately.

>> No.12938781

>>12938773
She can also survive and rapidly regenerate in minor wounds and is much stronger than you, so she could easily just stab herself repeatedly for the blood needed. Additionally, the passage implies that the blood seeped/sprayed from a cut would be enough to change you.

>> No.12938783

>>12938740
>Not being a complete nobody and basically becoming invisible
>Not putting on a bitter facade when talking to people because you want to cut things short and go back to being a shadow
>Not after a flook becoming good friends with a Oomukade who also is a nobody
>Barely able to talk to each other because you end up stuttering or not even talking at all due to either embarrassment or lack of social skills
>But the two of you stick together because you're both good company to each other
>Reading in the library together
>Playing Pokemon together
>Helping each other with homework
>Eating lunch together
>Sharing lunch with each other

>> No.12938784

>>12938770
http://i.imgur.com/pj7HGpC.jpg

>> No.12938786

>>12938767
You do know I don't eat lunch right?

And that we are in the library?

>>12938758
Anon, I inhabited the magical group in highschool that nobody bothered because a majority of them thought I was nuts.

I was also a low level nerd and, despite the fact that I played sports, was never really close to the jocks.

I also had shit social skills

>> No.12938787

>>12938780
It literally says in passage that it works by the time the first round of sex ends. I'm pretty sure an Ushi-Oni could deal with you screaming for the first round of sex.

>> No.12938788

>>12938778
>act like a douche
>get called out
>STRAWMAN! ALLMIGHTY STRAWMAN!

Child, please.

>> No.12938792

>>12938779
>Go to all human school
>Lots of guys, but whatever
>Better than being around monsters
>Your room-mate turns Alp one day
>Tries to seduce you
Fukou da...

>> No.12938798

>>12938788
Why do you always go with the 'kid' or 'child' insult? Just curious. Seems like there's a wider range of insults out there.

>> No.12938799

>>12938788
>get called out repeatedly
>still acting like you're in the right
You're a kid and you don't know humility.

>> No.12938800

>>12938779
>Implying she won't be waiting for you outside your house one day when your parents are gone.

Jesus Anon, just give her the money, do you want to be creamed?

>> No.12938802

>>12938740
I wonder if my High School Life might've been improved by MGs.

>Be quiet, nerdy introvert.
>Few friends.
>Everyone hangs out in library with cozy leather couches.
>Slightly larger social circle.
>Don't talk to most of them, but the company is nice.
>Usually eat lunch alone since few close friends all make the lunches.
>Never join any clubs.
>Barely talk to people in classes.

>> No.12938805

>>12938781
>Sometimes humans appear who try to slay these “monstrosities,” but those who cut them are always BATHED in their blood as a result. Those who have been BATHED in this blood are twisted by the high concentration of demonic energy

>> No.12938812

Holy shit this is fucking stupid.

>> No.12938815

>>12938805
> but those who cut them are always BATHED in their blood as a result.
This statement implies that the blood released from a cut is enough to transform them.
FAILING THAT: She is much stronger than you and heals from minor wounds and could take the time to paint you in the blood.

Seriously, you are canonically wrong about this. It's okay to admit defeat.

>> No.12938816

>>12938805
>Relying on the exact wording of an indirect (non-literal) foreign language translation as if it were literally verbatim.

>> No.12938819

>>12938798
He's not using them constantly, I am.
And I use them because that's what he's acting like. I'm not insulting him, I'm calling him exactly what he's acing like.

>> No.12938820

>>12938812
I haven't been paying attention for a bit
Are they still having Ushi Oni argu- yes they are
Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.12938821

>>12938787
And KC himself said to stop taking everything as is. Just like monsters don't have sex 24/7, doesn't guarantee some guy with a hatred/fear of spiders is gonna get over in two seconds cause he got raped. Incubization I sgradual anyway, that's when you readily accept.

>> No.12938822

>>12938805
So they're heavy bleeders. Which is weird as fuck because that means that healing and subsequently regeneration would be much fucking harder for them. Also why has nobbody suggest just beheading her and fleeing with the head so she can't regenerate?

>> No.12938824
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12938824

>>12938821
You are objectively wrong in canon.

>> No.12938826

>>12938802
You sound almost exactly like me it's scary

>> No.12938827

>>12938815
Implying something is not the same as it being confirmed.

>> No.12938829

>>12938802
By sheer law of MGs, probably.

Heck, even using myself as an example from earlier I would probably get one of the MGs who wants someone "Dangerous"

Then they get to experience the soul crushing disappointment of finding a passive, weedy guy with glasses.

until the first punch gets thrown

That said, I probably wouldn't even need a fellow classmate.

My family is full of cat lovers so it is highly likely that an adopted were-cat or nekomata kitten from childhood would sink her claws in me.

>> No.12938830
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12938830

>>12938775
Ala's crown or Lunatra's?
And I'd post some Luna if it weren't for the fact that ALL of them are NSFW.

>> No.12938834

>>12938822
They have, some faggot basically said they can come back even from that.

>> No.12938837

>>12938783
Good luck enduring this after the next school shooting. If you thought being an outcast was bad before...

Suddenly recalling all the BS I had to put up with post-Columbine.

>> No.12938839

>>12938824
Says you, which is meaningless when MGE has so many inconsistencies anyway.

>> No.12938841

>>12938830
Ala's. I can't stand luna's crown. That being said Shagaru Magara might beat out kushy because dos fucking wings.
>>12938834
That's.... wut are they secretly wolverine's illegitimate children or some shit?

>> No.12938844

>>12938837
Oh? Share?

>> No.12938845

>>12938827
Okay, now that's seriously nitpicking.
First: You are relying on an indirect translation by an amateur translator and using the exact wording of this translation.
Second: It is objectively true in canon that Ushi-Oni blood incubizes you, you just seem to not understand that an Ushi-Oni could certainly get the required amount of her own blood.
Third: You are literally grasping for straws here. Ushi-Oni blood makes you want her spidery legs.


>>12938839
Okay? You are arguing entirely inverse to what is written, so either don't talk about MGEverse or just accept that it's true that Ushi-Oni can incubize people into liking the spiderlegs.

>>12938834
I don't think anyone has ever said that. Beheading is usually pretty fatal.

>> No.12938846

>>12938837
Well I'm not American, so the luck is on my hands
The hell's wrong with you guys?

>> No.12938847

>>12938841
Going by that guy's canon they could even survive napalm and white phosphorous, you tell me.

>> No.12938849

>>12938826
Not the first time I've heard that when describing my high school life.
Guess birds of a feather, flock together?

>>12938829
Well, if I could somehow meet an Anubis, I'd be content. Maybe even break out of my shell enough to actually ask her out.

>> No.12938852
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12938852

>>12938841
Those wings are pretty pretty.
Of course, art for a MG Shagaru will be a long time.

>> No.12938854

>>12938837
I'm so glad I didn't have to go through that.
>>12938846
Guvment.

>> No.12938855

>>12938837
Oh god I remember how on edge teachers were.

They once thought I was disturbed because I kept drawing ninjas with swords/knives.

As my mom said to them "You guys wouldn't call me if it was a tank, why are you calling me about this?"

>> No.12938856

>>12938846
I say this as a total /k/omando.
We live in a society that adores guns without bbothering to fucking train anyone in their proper usage unless you're going into a jobb that fucking requires them. That and we just adore bbeing giant dicks and refusing to give people help when they need it because reasons.

>> No.12938859

>>12938847
Christ, mate, are you still on this argument?
It was like three months ago. Nobody even remembers that but you because you continuously bring it up.
>one person made an illogical argument about this so everyone's arguments about it are illogical!

>> No.12938860

>>12938849
Sure. Birds feathers whatever

>> No.12938862

>>12938845
>the translations is bad, it cannot be relied on

Was waiting for this one, theN your arguments are just as invalid, what with all the "implied untranslatable meanings" from the glorious moon language.

>> No.12938863

>>12938546
>Get to the boss's place, kid in tow - huge white mansion on the outskirts of the city. Looks like somebody picked it up off a plantation and dropped it here.
>You show up a little early; less time they have waiting for you, less shit they'll come up with to harass you.
>Lily, boss's mantis maid, welcomes you and leads you to the dining room.
>The doors part and reveal a sea of shit-eating grins.
>Shit, she really got everybody. Annie's husband Marcus gives you a commiserative wave as you walk in; he must still remember his turn.
>Realize your clever plan was for naught; they look like they've all been here for a while.
>Kid gets swarmed of course. The girls gather around introducing themselves, pinching and prodding at him, squeezing his cheeks, patting his head. A couple even pull him into bear-hugs.
>You grumble and try to ignore it; they're mostly trying to get a rise out of you.
>After a while the boss comes over and breaks it up.
>"O~K~, we're all here now. Lily, go ahead and bring out the food. Come on, sugar, you can come sit next to aunt Charlotte."
>You follow along and take a seat on the other side of the kid, trying to ignore the conversations around you. They're already starting with the puns.
>At least the food looks good, Lily really is a good cook. The boss stops you as you reach for a sliced roast.
>"Oh no no~ You and Alex are the guests of honor tonight Hun, we got sumthin special for you. Lily, bring out Eri's plate."
>The mantis disappears and returns with a huge covered platter.
>She sets it in front of you and removes the cover to reveal a mouthwatering display of lamb and veal.
>You were half expecting some kind of practical joke, but everything looks perfect.
>She murmurs to you in that deadpan voice of hers "I know how you prefer younger meat."
>You look over at her. The face is the same blank mask as always, but those eyes...
>Those eyes are smiling.
>This is gunna be a long night.

>> No.12938864

>>12938852
It's also the claws and the fact that the wings can function as extra hands and unf the design is entirely saved by those wings alone.

>> No.12938865

>>12938862
Motherfucker, what? You're using exact wording from an amateur translation! The general meaning of the words is likely the same: you need to have ushi-oni blood on you and cutting them is a good way to get it on you to incubize rapidly.

What the fuck is this argument Is this what you do when you're so desperate that a logical argument wont work anymore?

>> No.12938866

>>12938673
>Why do I have a bad feeling?
Because you read too much ntr.

>> No.12938868
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12938868

>>12938864
It's also pretty cool when it's an adult.

>> No.12938869

>>12938846
Cultures.

EU tend to have less violence and more sexual shenanigans.

Amurrica tends to have more violence and less sexual shenanigans.

>> No.12938870

>>12938865
Oh? Which are you using then faggot? MGR's?

>> No.12938871

>>12938868
But we where talking about the adult, not the jailbait version.

>> No.12938873

>>12938686
>>12938691
I think it would get messy with all the fur on them. I'm going with 4%.

>> No.12938875

>>12938870
STANDING HERE!

>> No.12938877

>>12938871
We were?
Shit.
>Watch Shagaru molt
>"Kyaa! Hentai!"

>> No.12938879

>>12938871
>>12938868
>>12938864
Why haven't we talked about the frenzy virus yet?

>> No.12938880

>>12938875
Not that MGR anon, Monster Girl Redux.

>> No.12938881
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12938881

>>12938870
The one on the wiki.
All translations so far agree generally on what it says.
You've lost the argument, mate. It's time to bow out because now you're literally struggling over semantics.

>> No.12938884

>>12938740
>double in attendance.
Try quadruple.
Minimum.

>> No.12938885

>>12938880
....I like mine better.

>> No.12938887

>>12938879
>MGK
>Wurm gets frenzy virus
>All hell breaks loose
>Wyvern doesn't get it
>Feels left out
>Cries

>> No.12938891
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12938891

>>12938830
>tfw no Dragon Girl who prefers to fight with her fists instead of fire.

Dragon Girl Fist Fighters are GOAT.

>> No.12938893

>>12938844
Constant harassment from classmates... (You'd think they would know better than to provoke a so-called 'psycho', but then again they were teenagers). Isolation and profiling. Hell, I came close to getting suspended just because my teacher felt threatened when I was simply talking back to him. Thankfully, I was already gone before things went to seed post-9/11.
>>12938846
Too many people quick to point the finger at others for their problems. That, and the relative ease in getting weapons. Also, the whole bullying thing. You have nobody to rely on for help, and when you finally have enough and try to fight back, YOU'RE the one who gets labelled as the aggressor.
>>12938881
Off-topic, I find myself going back to see which of those got updated on the Wiki. I don't remember the Cyclops entry being so...descriptive near the end.

>> No.12938894

>>12938862
man
you are literally arguing over how much blood it takes to transform at this point
take a step back and look at your life

>> No.12938895

>>12938891
Brute Wyverns a SHIT

>> No.12938896
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12938896

>>12938891
>Garuga
Garuge doesn't use fists. Brachy on the other hand...

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12938897

>>12938891
I can think of one. And she's a bitch in heat.

>> No.12938898

>>12938895
That's an elder dragon, m8

>> No.12938899

>>12938881
I'm using the same information, and if you're going on about instant overwrite, well that's not gonna fly because the values of a human remain after incubization, sure, you want to screw monsters, but it doesn't go so far as to make you a new person, since males remain human, they're just a little warped by DE. Females however, are completely overwritten.

>> No.12938902

>>12938893
You know, you're right. I don't think it was.

Any ways, Night all.


Don't burn down the thread.

>> No.12938903

>>12938899
See:
>>12938754
>>12938731
You are wrong. You are provably wrong in universe.

>> No.12938904

>>12938887
>Wurm is going 'Gao! Gao!' the whole time
My heart.

>> No.12938905

>>12938898
Yian is? I wasn't aware, also she was taking about dragons that fight with their fists. A trait that is much more related to the Brute Wyverns than anyone else and is certainly not attributable to the elder dragons.

>> No.12938906

>>12938887
>MGs
>With Frenzy Virus

If a Lilim caught the frenzy virus, would she just become a Goddess in the eyes of Amazons?

Like some kind of insane God of War, God of the Hunt, God of Fertility, God of EverythingthatmatterstoAmazons.

>> No.12938907
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12938907

>>12938897
I can top her.

>> No.12938911

>>12938856
B button a little sticky there, anon?

>> No.12938912

>>12938907
She looks pretty hungry

>> No.12938914

>>12938911
Actually yeah, and my L key doesn't recognize being used sometimes. Fucking kids and soda.

>> No.12938916

>>12938907
>The breasts swell up when she's enraged
Oh my.

>> No.12938918
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12938918

>>12938906
She's certainly be fearsome as hell.

>>12938912
You could say she's "savage".

>> No.12938921

>>12938866
Evidently and unfortunately so...I need more heartwarming cute to heal the breaks caused by such idiocy.

>>12938863
There we go.
>Veal
>Lamb
>Young Meat
Clever and subtle. Also.

>Mantis Maid
We could use more of this. Just in general.

>> No.12938923

>>12938866
The only NTR you should read is that of NTRing your waifu away from loneliness.

>> No.12938929

>>12938894
You're here too, you don't get to talk down to anyone.

>>12938903
Can't be relied on, bad translation, you brought it up >>12938845.

But for argument's sake.

>Normally, a human man can never become a monster. As of the present, there are no males among the monsters at all. When it comes down to it, an Incubus is just a human warped by Demonic energy. Due to the existence of spirit energy, which human men continually produce, no matter how strong the Demonic energy that's imbued in their body, human men remain human.


Overwrite is not complete.

>the changes that occur when a man transforms into an incubus and afterward, appear bit by bit each time he has sex with a monster.

>After one has changed into an incubus, the mind also changes so that one's values become nearer to those of the monsters, but compared to monsterisation, even if only a little bit, human-like values from the period when one was a human will remain.

>> No.12938937

>>12938923
That sounds nice...
>Blah blah Multiverse Theory
>Blah blah, you're waifu's out there somewhere
>Pining for you, as you are for her.
I just want to go give her a hug...

>> No.12938940
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12938940

>>12938904
She'd do more than GAO, anon.

>> No.12938945

>>12938929
You are hereby implying that the entire translation is incorrect because you're not allowed to nitpick based on the definition of the word.

First, let's step back: This entire argument was about whether or not an Ushi-Oni could get a man to accept her monstrous features.

She can. Provably in universe human men come to find monstrous parts attractive. Human men come to find monsters attractive as they become Incubi. Human men come to find monsters attractive after just one session of sex. Ushi-Oni blood can turn humans into Incubi -- and I don't want to hear BUT HOW MUCH BLOOD, this is a defined property they have.


Human men will find Ushi-Oni after having sex with or being bled on by them.


Additionally; what are you trying to argue in this post?
>>Normally, a human man can never become a monster. As of the present, there are no males among the monsters at all. When it comes down to it, an Incubus is just a human warped by Demonic energy. Due to the existence of spirit energy, which human men continually produce, no matter how strong the Demonic energy that's imbued in their body, human men remain human.
Okay? They're human. They also find Ushi-Oni attractive now, which is the ENTIRE POINT of this argument.
>Overwrite is not complete.
It doesn't need to be complete, he just needs to find her attractive now, which he does as per canon.

>>the changes that occur when a man transforms into an incubus and afterward, appear bit by bit each time he has sex with a monster.
Or unless an Ushi-Oni bleeds on him, in which case he 'quickly' becomes an Incubus.
You're wrong, anon. I'm sorry that you feel the need to pointlessly argue when you are straight up wrong in canon, and you're arguing something that nobody else was talking about.

>> No.12938951

>>12938945
>This entire argument was about whether or not an Ushi-Oni could get a man to accept her monstrous features.

I haven't denied they can, I'm saying the change is not immediate and since the values remain, he can resist.

>> No.12938953

>>12938951
Not technically immediate.
Just very fast -- within the space of one session of sex or "quickly" after being bled on, which likely doesn't mean "oh it takes weeks".

>> No.12938959

>>12938945
>Ushi-Oni blood can turn humans into Incubi -- and I don't want to hear BUT HOW MUCH BLOOD, this is a defined property they have.
Doesn't matter if you don't want to hear it, if you take the translation literally, then he has to bathe in her fucking blood, a few drops is not gonna do it.

>> No.12938961

>>12938959
That's fine. She can bleed on him all day given that she regenerates from minor wounds -- it's really a matter of time. Does he need to be immersed entirely in a bathtub? Probably takes about six hours. Does it just need to come up to his ankles? Less than an hour.

I don't see a problem here. What are you even trying to argue?

>> No.12938962

>>12938921
We've got to push mantis Maid for Smash

>> No.12938969

>>12938961
In that time he can get away and get a not shit waifu, that's what I'm arguing.

>> No.12938974

>>12938969
An Ushi-Oni is much stronger and much faster than him, and she won't let him out of her sight while she's bleeding on him/fucking him.
Argument invalid.

>> No.12938981
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12938981

Sandworms are really the best.

>> No.12938982

>>12938974
His only hope is a moat.
Oh wait, that could have solved ALL his problems without being extremely stupid or illegal.

>> No.12938983

>>12938974
The hell it is, since you're so hellbent on the changes taking effect immediately, he has unlimited stamina and improved strength and can get away.

>but he'll want to fuck her

See >>12938929

>> No.12938986

>All this talk of Bathing in an Ushi-Oni's blood
>Reminded of Aftyn's Police-kun and Manticore Story
>Get nosebleed from blunt force to face
>Manticore rushes over
>Clutches your face in her paws
>Eyes glazed over
>Lewdly starts licking at your nose and lips, cleaning up the blood in a daze

We need more of this.

>> No.12938989

>>12938959
>Taking a translation literally
>Literally
>Despite the fact it is a non-literal translation from Japanese

Also, if it was a ridiculous requirement for it to take effect, they wouldn't mention it. It would be like saying, "Human males can drown someone by bathing them in their own blood." Of course you wouldn't even mention it because they'd already be long dead, and it would be extremely unlikely to happen.

So presumably it doesn't literally mean they have to trick prey into falling into a bathtub of blood, in the ushi-oni's case.

Also

>Taking a non-literal translation literally

>> No.12938990

>>12938981
Best MGK.
Anubis can't compete.

>> No.12938992

>>12938981
They're pretty slimy
But I'm fine with a bit of slime

>> No.12938994

>>12938983
Okay?
She's an Ushi-Oni, she'll have had sex with him.
And after one sexual encounter with a monster he will find her attractive and 'come crawling back for more'.
Really grasping for straws here aren't we?

>> No.12938995
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>>12938982
Still mad you lost?

>> No.12938996
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12938996

>>12938981
I guess they are... not!
>>12938990
Wahahaha!

>> No.12938998

>>12938996
Anubis a shit.
Slavedrivers a shit.
She will never love you.

>> No.12939001

>>12938994
>And after one sexual encounter with a monster he will find her attractive and 'come crawling back for more'

No, since his human values remain, his hate remains, and he fucks off somewhere to fuck the first non spider monster he finds. Being willing to fuck something and actually doing it are two different things.

>> No.12939002

>>12938998
Playing with Legos > being loved.

>> No.12939003

>>12938863
>Dis gun be good
Man i can't wait to see how this unfolds
>Hey, this kid is cute, but how come he never looks any one in the eyes? What's up wi- Oh. Oohhh.

>> No.12939005

>>12938996
Sandworm has a bounce house AND a ball pit.
A.
Ball.
Pit.

>> No.12939006

>>12938989
That's my fault, should have said, "be bathed in her blood" I'm not saying he has to take a soak in a tub.

>> No.12939007

>>12939001
Wrong.
>>12938754
>>even if the man first hated and feared that grotesque body at first, once he has sex with her, even that grotesque body will appear beautifully lewd, and he'll end up feeling that it's unbearably sweet.
>>12938731
>>Once a man has had sex with one of them, he becomes unable to resist the pleasure he receives from the monster until the very end. For example, even if he were released after being attacked by a monster, if they've had sex, then he'll be unable to forget that devilish pleasure, and he'll want to be attacked by the monster again, so he'd probably end up going to the monster's dwelling on his own.
You are once again provably wrong.

>> No.12939008

>>12938540
Machine trades shop
High school
Making sure no one gets hurt on the equiptment, enforing the no rape on the shop floor rule.
one that is eager to learn
one that keeps trying to rape people in the shop class
Sit them in classroom til they behave , or dismiss them from the class
be formal yet flirty
The quiet one that is mastering her abilities

>> No.12939009

>>12938990
>>12938998
>Anubis can't compete
>Anubis a shit
Niggas I will fight you.

>>12938996
I want to worship her paws with soft, rubbing massages.

>>12939002
Why not both?

>> No.12939010

>>12938981
Still one of my favorite healing stories out there.

>> No.12939011

>>12939009
>Why not both?
Because she doesn't love you. She sees you as a source of slave labor.

>> No.12939012

>>12939009
I was just joking.
Wyvern and Wurm best MGK, but all of them are great. Even the one made of cardboard because you heartless fucks let her vanish from lack of popularity.

>> No.12939013

>>12939007
I'll take a page from you: no I'm not.

>> No.12939014

I promised an update for today, so here it is. It's tots unfinished, but at least it doesn't cut off mid-sent

http://pastebin.com/E6n7aQ6C

>> No.12939017

>>12939013
You can think what you want but congratulations: It's literally in canon that he would come to love her within moments of sex.

>> No.12939018

>>12939005
I'm a big boy, ball pits are for babies!

>> No.12939019

>>12939014
Good to see you're still up and running kiddo

>> No.12939021

>>12939013
>loses an argument
>gets huffy and goes for one last insult
wow anon
you must be real popular

>> No.12939023

>>12939019
>kiddo
As if I gave up that easily, old man!

>> No.12939024

>>12939017

No, it's not, human values remain. 30 years of I hate spiders is not gonna be swallowed by a few gallons of blood.

>> No.12939026

>>12939011
I can always hope she'll find some appeal in my Lego monuments to her, and the effort of my paw massages.

>>12939012
>They're all great
I can agree with that.

>> No.12939028

>>12939018
All men are children and babies at heart.

>> No.12939031

>>12939024
Too bad.
Canon says you come to love her within one session of having sex with her.
You're wrong again, anon.

>> No.12939033

>>12939023
Ho? Do you forget all those times you've given up already? Good for you. Don't make the past hinder your progress into the future.
Good to see you back kid.

>> No.12939034

>>12939031
>You fool! Feeding the troll only makes it stronger!

>> No.12939035

>>12939026
>No class photo by Loen

>> No.12939037

>>12939033
>Good to see you back
But I've been here all the time!
>>12939035
We need this. Does staring work on him?

>> No.12939036

>>12939034
Ah, but it gives me such pleasure to be objectively, provably right. The best part is that there is literally nothing that he can say that won't invalidate his own arguments.

>> No.12939039

>>12939031
No,

>You are relying on an indirect translation by an amateur translator

you put no stock in the translation, your argument is hollow.

>> No.12939041

>>12939037
Oh you have? Oh. Right
I need some sleep

>> No.12939042
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>> No.12939043

>>12939039
You are objectively incorrect.
I'm sorry anon, but if you accept anything in the universe the following is true: Humans come to love monsters via the process of having sex. It's repeated multiple times in the world guide. I mean, sure, you could cast that off, but then why bother using the setting at all?

Sorry, you're still wrong.

>> No.12939044

Pastebin keeps crashing my browser, so the last portion of this story will be in a temporary part 2 paste, found here: http://pastebin.com/X9crDme4

>>12937476

>You wiggle your arm behind her back, wrapping it around her waist, while Sherry did the same, placing her arm behind your neck
>With some minor adjustments, the two of you found a comfortable way to cuddle close
>You hear the oni's phone ring again, and she pulls it out of her pocket with her opposite hand, quickly tapping a pattern away on the screen
>She stares at it it for a few seconds, and smiles
>"Tammy just got off of work, do you think I should tell her about our day?" The oni said, looking over at you with a big grin
>You think about it for a moment, and tell her to wait on it
>Talking about Aira's car over text messages would be pretty bad, if the police somehow tied it back to you to
>Better save it for face to face, you feel
>Sherry rolls her eyes, but keeps her smile
"Spoilsport." The oni says, looking back at her phone, and taps away at the screen
>You hear the driver's door open, and Carl hops back in the truck, flipping a few levers on the dash
>A few brief moments later, you were back on the freeway
>The drive was mostly quiet, allowing you to relax next to Sherry
>Your Sherry, you thought with a smile, and gently squeezed the oni's side
>After a quick detour in town for Morgan's payment, you end up at your Neighbor's
>You hop out of the truck with Sherry, and walk inside the open garage to find Morgan lounging in the back, watching TV
>The wurm was still in her blue shop uniform, but instead of her shop cap, she had on her favorite purple trucker's cap, with "Valkyries" embroidered in yellow on the front
>Like any die hard fan, Morgan was currently abosrbed by the Valkyries game, watching it on the older tube-tv that sat on top of the beer fridge
>"C'monc'monc'mon... yessss! Suck it, Cowgirls!" The wurm exclaimed, spiking her empty Coors can on the concrete floor

>> No.12939045

>>12939037
We still need him to do the loli Kamilla idea.
And staring doesn't work on him. We need to either do passive aggressive threats or talk about cute things for an hour.

>> No.12939047

>>12939041
What? You think I haven't been around?
>>12939042
Desire to breed with intensifies.

>> No.12939048

>>12939036
>Shitting up the thread
>For your own satisfaction

So you're:
1) Shitting up the thread for your own satisfaction. How does this not make you just another troll, again?

2) Being so petty that winning an internet fight with an anonymous person makes you feel special.

>> No.12939049

>>12939042
>That delicious brown meat
>That delicious brown midriff
>That delicious brown everything
>That beautiful combo of delicious brown with white hair and blue eyes
Saliva is just pouring out of my mouth

>> No.12939050

>>12939048
I'm sorry that you're wrong, anon, but that's just the way the world is.

>> No.12939051

>>12939047
>No, I knew you were around. I'm just tired. Memory isn't up to par when I'm tired
Don't berate me with unnecessary questions

>> No.12939052

>>12939043
Says you, who says the translations are wrong anyway.

>> No.12939053

>>12939044
Oh great, we're going to have another 12 pages of this per thread. Why can't you just put everything in pastebin like all the normal authors (that write super-long stuff, anyways) and just link it here?

>> No.12939055

>>12939050
If you're confusing me with Dale-anon the Ushi-hater, I'm not him. I'm someone else.

I'm just sick of you idiots feeding the troll and continuing to flood the thread with this crap. Feeding such a painfully obvious troll makes you dumber than the troll himself, man.

>> No.12939056

>>12939052
What I said was that you can't rely literally on the translation of a single word to find out how much blood is necessary when we're using such a vague term as 'bathed'. But you don't care -- you're nitpicking because you've been called out.


Sorry anon, but you're wrong. You will love that spider.

And I think that's all I'm going to say on the matter, because any futher post is literally just going to be 'you're wrong' and linking back to which post he's wrong by.

>>12939055
Agreed. But now at least there's a linked argument that he needs to dodge around.

>> No.12939058

I would like to apologize to the Janitor for the 5 hours of shitposting that we've left to be cleaned up.

>> No.12939062

>>12939058
It's been five hours since all that began
It's been FIVE HOURS?

>> No.12939063

>>12939058
Janet knows what we're like by now.

>> No.12939064

>>12939056
You discredited the translations, saying they're the work of an amateur translator, thus eliminating any weight they carry. If you're gonna be pulling doubles, then my citations are also correct and no, I don't have to love any monster I don't want, period. That's how a hugbox works after all.

>> No.12939070

>>12939062
to think it started
because someone dared to like ushi-oni
perhaps we should have a ban on talking about them if they start this kind of shitstorm

>> No.12939071

MGK time now

It's Saturday and you have 5 action fans today. What five actions/girl do you chose?
Special Event: Ushi Oni is being teased and bullied by kids from another school, do you help her out?
Special Even 2: Dragon's mother wants you to try out some new pastries she made.
Special Event 3: Play with your Dhampire cousin without being eyemolested by your aunt.

>> No.12939074

>>12939070
Absolutely not. That'll just encourage Dale/Amazonbitch-kun to shitpost more MGs they hate. We'll get it more often than ever.

>> No.12939076

>>12939071
As a heroic individual, I have to save the Ushi-Oni, and as it happens, Dark Elf and P'Orc owe me one each.

>> No.12939077

>>12939071
Anubis!

And then Dragon, Jabberwock, Wyvern and Ryu?

>> No.12939079

>>12939070
Remember South Park's message during cartoon wars?

>> No.12939081

>>12939053
what are you pissed about? he made 3 posts and gave a pastebin link

>> No.12939083

>>12939079
no.
i dont much enjoy south park.

>> No.12939084

>>12939079
That Family Guy sucks?

>> No.12939086

>>12939053
It's better than hours of shitposting, sit down and deal with it unless you have better content to post.

>> No.12939088

>>12939070
I can't see anything good resulting from a MG Blacklist.

>> No.12939089

>>12939071
Time to rescue that Ushi Oni, and afterwards her and I can go play with my cousin
Then the three of us can go to the bakery and taste test that Dragon's new pastries.
Bonding +10

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>>12939077
>Anubis
>Dragons
Why is your taste so good

>> No.12939092

>>12939071
>not giving them both an eyeful

>> No.12939093
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>>12939088
At least we'd get rid of all these dang tiger shills rigging polls.

>> No.12939094

>>12939091
I try anon. I try.

>Dat image set
You too.

>> No.12939096

>>12939081
The thread before last he hit close to a dozen posts -- all full-length 2000 character ones, so it did come off as kind of spammy.

All the other authors have the decency to just pastebin their really long work rather than textdump it in the thread.

>> No.12939097

>>12938863
>Dinner goes as you expect.
>Everybody telling the most embarrassing story they've got about you, while prodding you with puns and innuendos.
>Worst part comes when that faggot cat asks him what he likes best about you.
>You've already sunk down in your seat as far as you can, so you grab a rack of ribs and start in on it, crunching the bones as loudly as you can to avoid hearing the conversation.
>You eventually try to steer the talk somewhere else and you've got an ace up your sleeve for that; boss loves theater, if you can get her started on that nobody else will be able to get a word in edgewise for hours.
>Take the first opportunity to ask her if she has seen any good plays lately. Not your most subtle effort, but it works.
>Eye rolls and sighs around the table as she takes off, going into a biography of some novelist and the process of adapting works for the stage.
>Some poor unfortunate on the other side of her, you can't see who, is sucked in to providing the polite comments and questions for the boss's rant.
>"That's interesting. What did you say it was called?" Ah, it's Sadie. Servers her right, the cunt. The forced enthusiasm in her voice is almost painful though.
>Boss turns to you with a huge smile and says "Lolita. It's about a pedophile."
>You start choking on a piece of lamb and a few of the girls cough up their drinks.
>Kid has been looking bored since the talk turned to plays but he decides now is a good time to contribute, "What's a pedophile?"
>Can actually feel the table jerk in response. Some of them are face down on it, hitting their knees, still trying not to laugh.
>Boss clears her throat, "Ah, well sugar, that's a bit complicated. You should ask Eri to explain it to you; she's an expert."
>Kid turns toward you looking curious.
>Whole table is shaking in silent laughter now. Annie, sitting across from you, is beet-red with her hand over her mouth, looking like she's about to piss herself. Even Marcus is grinning, the bastard!

>> No.12939098

>>12939089
>Leaving poor Wyvern alone
>Again
>Crying
She'll end up like Girtablilu at this rate.

>> No.12939102

>>12939098
Children can be very cruel, Jack.

>> No.12939106

>>12939097
Wow. Even managed to turn the diversion back around. This is genuinely hilarious.

Poor Eris, butt of all the jokes for the night.

>> No.12939107

>>12939098
Well it wasn't an option!
If she wanted to come she could've just said so

>> No.12939110

>>12939107
You could have picked any of the girls.
Special events are events that actually matter today though.

>> No.12939111
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>>12939107
You always have a choice, kid.

>> No.12939114

>>12939110
Oh
Ohhhh
This feeling of guilt

>> No.12939115

>>12939091
The stages of surprise sex with haughty monstergirls

>> No.12939118

>>12939071
>Find Jabberwock
>Sit in her lap while she plays Super Metroid
>Rub up against her back to tempt her to take advantage of the young vulnerable shota
>Let Lilim watch from the corner

I'll let Jabberwocky decide what the fifth action will be. I know I do this almost all the time, but one day Jabberwock will fall to the temptation, she'll bite that forbidden fruit and it'll be wonderful.

>> No.12939119

>>12939115
>hfw you get on top of her
>hfw you poke at her asshole with your dick
>hfw you're fucking her
>hfw you creampie her ass

>> No.12939120

>>12939003
But anon, these are clearly all classy ladies, surely they have too much social grace to mention such a thing.
Except maybe the wurm

>> No.12939122

>>12939119
5th panel would be #1 again, when she realizes you creampied her ass, since you can't get her pregnant there, so it's a waste.

>> No.12939123

>>12939118
>super metroid
She has Prime 1-3 anon.
And she won't bite if you're not nice to Lilim.

>> No.12939128

>>12937973
>Kejourou daughter
>Instead of using her hands to get your attention, she tugs your arm with her hair.

>> No.12939129

>>12939122
This

>> No.12939133

>>12939053

>write super long stuff
>greentext

You haven't read Asimov or Tolkien... have you.

>> No.12939134
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>>12939122
I wish someone would do the Dragon and Yuki onna faces from the same thing.

>> No.12939137

>>12939134
>beauty mark on boob instead of face
I'm not sure how to feel

>> No.12939139

>>12939137
Aroused? Confused? Confoused?

>> No.12939141

>>12939123
Eh, point is she has great tastes in vidya.

But I'm letting Lilim watch in the corner, that's nice enough isn't it? All I want is for Jabberwocky to love me, hold me tightly, and protect my smile, and I'd do anything to get her to fall in love with me! I'll make her love me

>> No.12939142

>>12939139
One thing is for certain, and that's that I won't look her in the eye. Which is a shame, she has a pretty face.

>> No.12939143
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>>12939137
>Why not both?

>> No.12939147

>>12939143
This is lovely, but both marks shouldn't be on the same side.

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>>12939141
To get Jabberwock you need to actually BEFRIEND Lilim.
As in be genuinely nice to her, let her sit next to you on the couch, sit in her lap once in a while, invite her to your Jojo themed birthday parties, ect

>>12939142
You're going to fuck her doggy style anyway.

>> No.12939151

>>12939118
>Spoiler
L-Lewd! And wonderful.

>> No.12939152

>>12939149
>doggy style
But I don't like doggy style. Classy girls like that get 69 with the girl on top.

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>>12939134
Mmm Fei

>> No.12939163

>>12939149
>Befriend Lilim
>Your kindness to her friend leads Jabberwock to truly fall in love with you.
What-if more than a definite route ahead.
>Grow up together into High School
>Both girls very actively crushing on you
>Still friends, but occasionally bicker over you
>Eventually decide to set their differences aside, and share you like good friends
>You wind up as the filling in a Jabberwock and Lilim sandwich for the rest of your life.


Cute.

>> No.12939166
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>>12939157
>That face
>That neck
>Those arms
>That body
>That anatomy

>> No.12939167
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>>12939152
>not liking doggy
What kind of man are you? I bet you like missionary position while holding hand and staring into your lover's eyes.

>>12939157
>that maid one by Fei
So good.

>> No.12939168

>>12939149
Do one better.
Invite her to your JoJo themed birthday party and let her be Joseph.
Or DIO, depends on what she wants.

>> No.12939172

>>12939163
>Friendship never felt so warm the night you lost your virginity in a threesome with Jabberwock-nee and Lilim-nee

>> No.12939175

>>12939167
>I bet you like
Yes, yes I do.

>> No.12939176

>>12939166
Nobody gets anatomy right.

>> No.12939180

>>12939149
But-But Lilim is a meanie who bullies people and mocks everyone. Why invite her to anything?

Also she's got too much in common with Mr. Game & Watch for my tastes

>> No.12939181

>>12939152
>But I don't like doggy style

I don't have an image sufficient to describe the amount of disgust and Hatred I feel for you.

>> No.12939183

>>12939149
>My Dragon daughter is a scaredy-cat and won't leave the Lair without an escort, please help!

>> No.12939184

>>12939172
The warmth. It's wonderful.
>You'll never truly know such warmth.
Suffering :_;

>> No.12939186

>>12939180
She needs help with her life.
So hep her out and not be a dick, be like Toki from HnK.

>> No.12939189

>>12939186
Kung Fu Jesus?

>> No.12939191
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>>12939183
What are you, a MH quest guy?

>> No.12939192

>>12939191
>MH quest
I don't even know what that means!

>> No.12939199
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>>12939192
The people putting up notice board quests in Monster Hunter.
>My lord needs a Rathian post haste!
>Don't question why our single king needs a female dragon!
>It's not like he's trying to sire a worthy heir or anything!

>> No.12939201

>>12939180
Lilim has a rough family life. All smiles are precious anon. Don't you want to bring hers back?

>> No.12939203

Would you marry a Kitsune demigoddess? She has all this new domain to take care of and could use someone to comfort her -- and would you look at that? You fit the bill for what she desires most.

she may or may not have planned your entire family tree out to create the perfect husband -- but why bother talking about that? Let's go back to why you are perfect and she loves you.

>> No.12939204

>>12939199
>Tsundere nobles putting up "Capture Alive" bounties for monstergirls they met and fell in love with.
>Tsundere monstergirls doing the same thing for human boys.
Yes. I think I like this idea.

>> No.12939206

>>12939199
Would these hunters be able to help with the NEET Dragon, or would they be too busy with their unresolved sexual tensions like the hunters from HxH?

>> No.12939208

>>12939204
Tsundere a shit.

>> No.12939209

>>12939203
I'm not seeing a reason to say no. I may need massage lessons though.

>> No.12939210

>>12939208
You're absolutely wrong about that, Tohsaka's tsundere is great.

>> No.12939212

>>12939199
>Dat ancient rathian
2Xtreme for gaijin

>> No.12939213
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12939213

>>12939204
>Wurm putting up a quest for a shota who can properly play Metroid Prime with her

>>12939206
They'd be too busy using their "lances" against the NEET dragon.

>> No.12939216

>>12939213
>"lances"
Thermic lances?

>> No.12939217

>>12939212
>Five levels of pelvis breaking sex
Horafying.

>> No.12939220

>>12939199
>>12939204
>Hunting the Rathian Beauty
>For some wimpy-ass nobles
>Not hunting down and securing your own Dragon or Wyvern Waifu
>Not telling the noble to "Git gud" if he wants a stunning Dragonfu.

>> No.12939221

>>12939210
Rin? Tsundere is always shit anon, no exceptions. How is this still discussed? Why do you want the closest thing to 3D personality? Devious, won't say what she means, expects you to know what she's thinking. Get out of her and go date a woman, faggot.

>> No.12939222

>>12939209
Well, fair warning. She can be a bit clingy and jealous, but I'm sure you can handle that.
neverevereverevereverletyougomineminemine

>> No.12939223

>>12939213
>Bounties become something more like dating requests.
>Bounty Hunters become matchmakers.
This could make an amusing story.
IF ONLY I COULD WRITE.
>>12939216
He means their penises.

>> No.12939225

>>12939201
>Jimmy is nice to Lilim because it's what Jabberwocky would want
>Lilim freaks out over having someone genuinely like her, especially a human boy
>Even if he is nearly 6 years younger
>Drags him around everywhere, makes him sit on her lap and lean on her chest
>Fuck this chest isn't as comfy
>Keeps dragging him around, both loving and berating him
>She's really clingy and jealous
>Eventually after much hard work she begins to confide all her personal insecurities and bonds even greater
>The previously harsh treatment is now replaced with tender loving femdom, as she takes jimmy to Movies, the park, and riding on her shoulders to see fish at the aquarium
>Eventually decides she'll marry Jimmy
>Now Jimmy can't marry Jabberwock and is stuck in a kind and loving relationship with Lilim

Feels bad man

>> No.12939230
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>>12939212
>Stupid baka gaijin! You don't deserve our glorious nippon MH games folded 10000 times!

>>12939223
I can, but I'm currently sitting here and doing a continuation to something else.
I just want to get shit done and over with and get out of the bumfuck desert.

>> No.12939232

>>12939222
Dude I like clingy and jealous.
Hell my last two relationships ended because they just weren't possessive enough and I completely lost interest in them romantically and sexually as a result.

>> No.12939233

>>12939221
>doesn't like Rin
You go date a real life yandere then.
>>12939223
>means their penises
I know, that was a reference to NGE.

>> No.12939234

>>12939222
I'm okay with this.

>> No.12939236

>>12939233
They don't exist, those are just psychos.

>> No.12939238

>>12939225
>Not having Lilim and Jabberwock's friendship be mended by her newfound kindness.
>Not becoming the filling of a delicious onee-chan sandwich.
>Not cuddling up to both of them as you all watch a movie together while wrapped up in a blanket.
Step it up Senpai.

>> No.12939240

>>12939236
Just like in chinese cartoons then.

>> No.12939246

>>12939238
I'd call this NTR, he was set on Jabberwock and Lilim stole him.

>> No.12939251

>>12939240
Not like in chinese cartoons, that's the point.

>> No.12939252

>>12939246
>Stole him
>Not managed to grow closer to the both of them by being a nicer person.
>Not doing so out of her growing feelings for him, and desire to be a better friend to her.
>Not becoming an adorable threesome of love and cuddles.

>> No.12939256

>>12939251
No, EXACTLY like in chinese cartoons, only they don't look cute because they're real and can harm you.

>> No.12939257

>>12939252
>Years pass
>Jimmy is married to both of them
>They have numerous kids now
>Lilim now has super nice titties and a warm smile on her face
>Jabberwock's wocks are still better

>> No.12939261

>>12939256
Real yanderes don't hurt those they love.

>>12939252
Yes, stole him, and jabberwocky deserves it for being a dumb lizard.

>> No.12939265

>>12939257
>Super nice titties
They're a very reasonable and cushy size, somewhere between a B and C. Very soft.

>>12939261
>Dumb Lizard
Anon you're being mean.

>> No.12939266

>>12939261
>Real yanderes
Yes they do. For their own good. And now we're done talking.

>> No.12939267

>>12939261
>jabberwocky deserves it for being a dumb lizard.
You son of a bitch you talk shit about Jabberwocky and I'll find you and give you the pounding of your life

>> No.12939270

>>12939265
>Lilim, Jabberwock, and Jimmy photos
>All of them are smiling warmly with their kids

>> No.12939271

>>12939232
I think you are understimating how jealous a fox can get.

>> No.12939277

>>12939270
This.

This is what Loen should draw next.

>> No.12939280

>>12939277
B-but what about the class photo?

>> No.12939281

>>12939267
Oh? Jabberwock a dumb cuck. The fuck are you going to do about it, tough guy?

>>12939266
Wrong.

>> No.12939283

>>12939281
>throwing out two hooks at once
Tsk, tsk.

>> No.12939285

>>12939280
Why not both?

>> No.12939286

>>12939097
>Look at the kid, thinking about what to say.
>"Ah, I uh-" cough, try to make your voice sound less strangled "I've gotta go to the bathroom."
>Question dodged successfully.
>Hide in the bathroom trying to massage the blush out of your face.
>Feel a fluffy paw grab onto your stomach and Sadie materializes, peeking over your shoulder.
>Take a swing at her but only hit air as she pops up on the other side of you.
>"Mmm, the kid is right, that does feel nice."
>"When the hell did he tell you about that!?"
>"What, could you not hear over the sound of your face turning red?"
>Think for a sec. Oh.
>"Wait, my stomach is what he likes best about me!?"
>Nearly jump out of your skin as something icy latches onto your stomach from behind.
>"Your thighs actually, but the stomach got an honorable mention. He thought we meant sumthin physical." Your boss is standing behind you now, holding onto your belly with her giant spectral claws. She gives you a little shake. "I think you might be pregnant, sugar."
>"Oh come on! It's not that big!"
>Sadie falls over laughing, "Is that why she's been looking a little pudgy lately?"
>"I'm not pudgy!"
>"Nah, too soon to be showing. She's just pudgy because she's pudgy."
>"I'm not pudgy! It's muscle!"
>"She's only a few days in, won't be showing for a while yet."
>"Oh come on, knock it off. I know you guys are just screwing with me. The kid's like ten!"
>Sadie chimes in "He's eleven."
>When you give her a confused look she cocks her head at you, "What, you never bothered to ask?"
>Boss starts in again, "He's fertile, I could feel it when I grabbed his hand earlier. Young for it, but that happens sometimes, especially in cities like this with a lot of monsters. Gets in the water or sumthin."
>She finally lets go of your stomach and pokes you in the nose with one of her claws, "And you, darlin, are pregnant."

That's all for now, will update the pastebin.

>> No.12939287

>>12939280
Okay.

Class Photo of Adorable.
And then LilimxJimmyxJabberwock Family Photo.

>> No.12939289

>>12939281
A lot of people are cucks, side male characters in harems, Anthony Burch, moot, but not Jabberwock. She's the coolest and toughest dragon out there who can go out and rape lovingly Jimmy.

Where's your address tough guy? I swear on my Boba Fett figure I'll defend her honor by beating the shit out of you.

>> No.12939293

>>12939286
Lovely to see this continued. Very adorable, can't wait for more.

Probably one of my fave greentexts in a while.

>> No.12939294

>>12939289
>Boba Fett
You like a mute guy with a tin-can for a head who did nothing but stand around and get killed? Typical Star Wars fan.

>> No.12939296

>>12939294
Well he looks cool.

>And get killed
But he escaped the Sarlacc and even fought Darth Vadar one on one.

>> No.12939297

>>12939271
I think you're underestimating just how much I need that jealousy to even get erect.

>> No.12939299

>>12939296
I don't read canonized fanfiction, the expanded universe might as well not exist.

>> No.12939300

>>12939172
So basically
http://nhentai.net/g/124275/202/

>> No.12939303

>>12939042

I made my miqo'te as short as possible with maximum breasts and it was fucking nothing. Also the characters don't even have asses. What the fuck, SE?

>> No.12939304

>>12939289
187 St, Las Palmeras, PR. I'll be waiting.

>> No.12939309

>>12939303
Miqo'te are all short.
I think mine looks great with a nice, slight chest.
And also, Miqo'te have great asses. Have you seen them in garters, subligar or chaps? Tight, toned, and a great curve to the hips.

>> No.12939310

Choose one:

Dragon
Dark Elf
Wurm
Oomukade

>> No.12939312
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>>12939300
Basically.

>> No.12939313

>>12939310
Dragon.

>> No.12939314

>>12939313
So be it.

>> No.12939315

>>12939310
Dragon. Why?

>> No.12939317

>>12939310
Wurm.

>> No.12939318
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>>12939310
Dragon.

>> No.12939319

>>12939315
Just trying to figure out what to write. It'll feel easier if I'm pushed by others.

>> No.12939321

>>12939319
Alp, do things on your own for once.

>> No.12939323

>>12939309

I don't think we're playing the same game then. The models looked almost unnatural to me, because the asses were nonexistent. Like, if they sat down, they'd be sitting on their spine.

>> No.12939324

>>12939321
Not him, another writefag, but I sometimes drop hypotheticals when I need a name for something inconsequential or a MG species for some role. It helps to have an unsuspecting mass to test.

>> No.12939325

>>12939321
Come on man, I don't have anything to do until Monday and I can't just play vidya until then.

>> No.12939331

>>12939324
>another writefag
What? Why are you pretending to be me while also saying you're not me?

>> No.12939333

>>12939325
Rub your waifu's tits.

>> No.12939336

>>12939283
How rude.

>> No.12939337

>>12939286
http://pastebin.com/DtU8qHDt
update starts 586

>> No.12939341

>>12939323
Clearly we must be, since I sit my character down, and see a fairly nice curve.

Way the model interacts with the seat is a bit off, but certainly not enough to make it look like she's "Sitting on her spine".

>> No.12939342

>>12939331
I'm not trying to pretend to be anyone. I may have worded it odd, need some sleep.
Or you're saying you do it too and I still need to go to bed.

>> No.12939343

>>12939337
Always brightens my night readin' this.

Thanks for writing.

>> No.12939344

>>12939342
To bed with you. Hope you have as good a dream as I had last night.

>> No.12939346

>>12939310
Wurm a cute.

>> No.12939348

>>12939297
I'm warning you now anon. Rape dungeon.

Although since she's a minor God now it's more like rape dimension.

>> No.12939351

>>12939203
I already did marry her.
Its great to be near Immortal like her now.
I think I am starting to develop magic on my own as well

>>12934295
>>12934298

>> No.12939354

>>12939310
Fuck the police.
Dark Wurm.
Where is your chief god now.

>> No.12939355
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>>12939351
>Konshin
He's good at art but some of his character ideas are retarded.

>> No.12939357

>>12939354
>Dark Wurm
>sadistic simpleton
What horrible tortures does she inflict?

>> No.12939364

>>12939354
MY purple laser proof Wurm daughteru tops your Dark Wurm

>> No.12939367

>>12939364
>purple laser proof
Does that mean she's purple and laser proof, or that she can only prove purple lasers?

>> No.12939369

>>12939357
public handholding

>> No.12939374

>>12939369
>"Ohohoho! Now nobody will want to marry you!"
>"B-but nobody will want to marry YOU either!"
>...
>and then she cries and he buys her ice cream

>> No.12939375

>>12939369
The fiend!
I bet she even kisses your cheek in the movie theater while you're seated in the front row.

>> No.12939379

>>12939348
How can you rape a person who is already willingly trying to impregnate you?

>> No.12939383

>>12939375
Don't forget about sharing food and forcing indirect kisses.
The depravity.

>> No.12939389

>>12939379
Well, I suppose it's not rape so much as it is dicking your own creation. Your willingness is nice but consent is not necessary.

>> No.12939424

>>12939367
She's purple AND laser proof.

>> No.12939442

Choose one.

Being a crime fighting trio with your monster waifu and daughteru, complete with costumes.
Or
Fucking your Waifu as she makes you pizza.

>> No.12939443

>>12939442
I must choose pizza.

>> No.12939445
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>>12939443

>> No.12939446

>>12939442
I'm sorry, but...

I fail to see why I cannot be in a crime fighting trio with my MG waifu and daughteru, and not still fuck my waifu from behind as she bakes a pizza in a naked apron.

But I suppose if I had to pick one to do first, crime fighting. The story the other day, with Omnitrix the Wurm Daughteru, was wondrously inspiring.

>> No.12939447

>>12939442
Making the daughteru while she is making pizza.

>> No.12939449

>>12939445
MY WAIFU IS PIZZA.

>> No.12939453

>>12939446
>Various fathers across the world use their Dragon daughterus as weapons and form crime fighting duos
>Papa N and Steel ball crusher Wurm
>Daddyo and Crybaby Wyvern
>Their wives shake their heads and rub their nose bridge

>> No.12939455

>>12939449
>Pizza the Hut
Speaking of that movie
>Anubis making a doll of her and the boy she has a crush on kiss as she voices them and their conversation

>> No.12939460

>>12939455
I would be extremely flattered by this personally.

Is it wrong that, upon finding her playing with the dolls, I'd bully her a little, by asking her to act out what exactly what she wants with the dolls, before doing so myself, step-by-step?

>> No.12939465

>>12939460
>"Oh, your legos are so big~"
>Mummy walks in
>Anubis freaks out
>"Did you see anything!?!"
>"No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
>Mummy walks away

>> No.12939466

>>12939465
>MOM! They're not "dolls"! They're figurines!

>> No.12939470

>>12939424
I want to see a Purple Laser Proof Wurm.

>> No.12939471

>>12939453
>Daddyo
Uh-oh, somebody's been to Uncle Alp's again.

>> No.12939472
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http://www.3dcg-arts.net/art/polygon/4458/full
No clue if this has been posted in the past, but I saw this whilst browsing /d/ for monstergirl threads on there and thought it might be relevant. It's SFW too

>> No.12939473

>>12939466
I want to compare collections with a Buyfag Anubis.

And then compare other things.

>> No.12939474

>>12939470
Spend hours trying to breed a shiny Wurm like I have.

>> No.12939475

>>12939473
Trading cards?
>>12939474
>trying to breed a shiny Wurm
I'd spend more than "hours", I assure you.

>> No.12939479

>>12939472
If the ocean depths didn't frighten me, I'd love to see that out the window of a submarine.

>> No.12939480
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>>12939475
>Egg hatches
>It's another regular Wurm
>Send her to your computer with the others
>You're actually just setting her down next to her numerous sisters on your computer desk while they happily run amok
>You take another energy drink and head back to the bedroom to get another egg

>> No.12939485

>>12939475
>Trading cards?
No.
Artwork, then video games.
And then genitals.

>> No.12939487

>>12939480
>all those baby Wurms
I can't even keep a cat on my desk without chaos.

>> No.12939490

>>12939487
>They happily pound on your keyboard
>One actively posts on 4chan

>> No.12939492

>>12939480
>Finally breed a Laser-Proof Mutant.
>She's even purple!
>Took 41 regular daughterus over the course of whatever gestation period each though.
>No way you have enough room to house all these daughterus.
>Idea!
>Raid local city hall and demand a manor suitable for your family's needs.
>Who's gonna say no to an army of 42 Wurm Toddlers?
>One of whom is laser proof.

>> No.12939494

>>12939490
>Wurm on /hbg/
Oh my.

>> No.12939495

>>12939492
This is so good.

>> No.12939496
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>>12939492
>Get bigger house
>Later brag to neighbor about shiny Wurm daughteru
>He says good job as he pets his 6 shiny Ryu daughterus on their heads as they munch on pizza

>> No.12939497

>>12939496
Enemies for life.

>> No.12939498

>>12939496
His daughterus may have unique, shiny scales too, but are they laser-proof?!

I think not.

>> No.12939499

>>12939071
Special Event: dragon
Girls: dragon, ryu, wyvern, wurm, jabberwock

>> No.12939502

>>12939498
Mutant Ryu have curving eye lasers.
Can't do anything to a laser proof Wurm, but they can win any talent competition.

>> No.12939505

>>12939499
Dragon force power rangers

>> No.12939506

>>12939502
Not when there's boys doing cock magic tricks. Poor Jean though, he turned Alp because he screwed up one of the tricks.

>> No.12939507
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>>12937886
>if monsters ever became real

>> No.12939508

>>12939505
>Ara ara green Dragon ranger

>> No.12939512

>>12939496
>that clawing motion
Gimme!

>> No.12939513

>>12939507
Can you do a loli Kamilla from the Rance series holding a round one and smiling proudly since Loen's a ghost?

>> No.12939516
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12939516

>>12939506
>cock magic
They lost interest after a few months of that though.

>>12939512
She wants the pizza

>> No.12939528

>>12939505
Hell yeah
>red ranger JUSTICE!wyvern
>blue ranger ryu
>green ranger dragon >>12939508
>black ranger jabberwock
>pink ranger wurm

>> No.12939531

>>12939507
>That smug face
She's enjoyin' some shitpostin', I know it.

>> No.12939532

>>12939528
>Red ranger Wyvern
>Blue Ranger Ryu
>Yellow Ranger Wurm
>Back Ranger Jabberwock
>Pink Ranger Dragon
>Green Ranger Dragon's mom in an ass hugging suit

>> No.12939536

>>12939505
My greatest dream come true.

>Dragon Red - Tomboy Dragon
>Dragon Blue - Motherly Ryu
>Dragon Black - Muscle Girl Wurm
>Dragon Yellow - Nerdy Wyvern
>Dragon Pink - Flirtatious Jabberwock
>Dragon Green - Ara Ara Dragon.

>> No.12939537

>>12939507
I have a confession:
I don't like Mari's horns; they are of lower quality than they could be. As a succubus every part of her is supposed to enable sex, and Mari's horns would really hurt if you were to grab ahold of them for use as handlebars while fucking her face.

>> No.12939542

>>12939537
Those aren't horns.
They're headlights.

>> No.12939545

>>12939536
>Black scales on a Muscle Girl Wurm
Oh dear.

>> No.12939556

>>12939532
>>12939536
So what heinous villains do you guys fight?

>> No.12939562

>>12939556
The fight against the dastardly Human Girl Princess League, a corrupt cabal of Human Royals who conspire to horde all the Knights and other worthy men of the world away from Dragons and other Monster Girls.

>> No.12939565

>>12939556
Rooster Man! Once he's been beaten, he'll grow larger and they'll have to beat him off a second time!

>> No.12939567

>>12939565
>beat him off a second time
L-lewd.
>one of the villains is Neutered Man from Orgazmo and they're helpless against him

>> No.12939571

>>12939567
Better call the Ambiguously Alp Duo for him.

>> No.12939598

>>12939571
Like Batman and Robin, but Robin and Robin instead?

>> No.12939602

>>12939598
Google Ambiguously Gay Duo.
It's funny, even more so when you're drunk.

>> No.12939619

>>12939536
>Dragon Blue - Motherly Ryu
>Dragon Green - Ara Ara Dragon
But ara ara and motherly go hand in hand.

>> No.12939624

>>12939310
Oomukade.

>> No.12939628

Know who hasn't been getting bullied lately?
Draco
We need to fix this, I'll grabbed the barbed wire.

>> No.12939641

>>12938540
Professional cheffing
College
The god damn amazons and their jokes about how cooking is a mans job
The ones with actual fucking passion for cooking
The ones who took this course thinking it was going to be an easy street credit
Bullies spend an hour in the walk in fridge, not sure why I would have to deal with bullies though.
Waifu the delicious brown CC Jabberwock teaching foreign languages.
The one student who has passion, talent, and a little experience, IE the only one I can count on not to fuck up.

>> No.12939643

>>12939628
Nobody cares about some dyke Suu rapes.

>> No.12939647
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12939647

What would be the ultimate MG shounen's plot?

>> No.12939651

>>12939647
Man uses his OC gary stu Wurm club to defeat the dark lord who's also a woman and wants his dick

>> No.12939656

>>12939472
Did anybody else flip her over and look for the hole?

>> No.12939658

>>12939502
>curving eye lasers
like doomsday?

>> No.12939659

>>12939647
Human boy goes through some hijinks and ends up in the school Rape Ball team. Sports ensue.

>> No.12939661

>>12939656
Yehp, wasn't sure whether that was supposed to be a vagina or where the tentacle textures meshed up together

>> No.12939663

>>12939516
>wurm or ryu.jpg
She's a wurm you heathen, just look at that majestic face as she chugs her milk. Only a wurm could exude such joy and wonder while eating.

>> No.12939669

>>12939472
Is there a way to download this?

>> No.12939673

>>12939661
I think it was a cloaca.
plz dont hurt me

>> No.12939680

>>12939673
Booty plundering is imminent, boya.

>> No.12939685

>>12939673
Yeah, it looks like a bunghole to me, and since/if it's the only hole...

>> No.12939691

>>12939673
Makes more sense come to think of it, eh I was half right in that case
>>12939669
Not that I'm aware of, you coul perhaps try saving the entire page, having a look through the elements of it didn't show any specific file for the kraken so it probably needs most of the stuff on that page to load and whatnot

>> No.12939697

>>12939643
Exactly. She isn't being bullied. If we just ignore her she won't learn her lesson and go back to her flat dyke ways.

>> No.12939704

>>12939697
Suu obviously likes her flat.

>> No.12939706

>>12939704
Suu likes anything.

>> No.12939727

>>12939706
i don't think she's tried raping smith yet, so she might not be into humans

>> No.12939729
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12939729

Year of the Sheep, huh?

>> No.12939731

>>12939310
Dark elf

>> No.12939733

>>12939727
Smith is obviously a Succubus and therefore cannot be raped. Unlike the girl from Rachne's old host family.

>> No.12939736

>>12939731
Don't be silly, that story will never go anywhere.

>> No.12939746
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12939746

So why don't people like Jinkos?

>> No.12939748

>>12939537
There are a few reasons why her emblem is a heart rose motif with thorns.
But such things are usually also fixed during sex anyway.
Since an article in MGE states that things like fur are removed by Mamono Mana during the act, or rough parts are smoothed out, etc.
So apply the same to Mari's horns during such acts.
>>12939513
Never played the series, heard it was good, but I never have much time for that stuff.

>> No.12939760
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12939760

>>12939746
We all love them tho', what are you talking about?

>> No.12939764

>>12939760
>We all love them tho'
Last time I checked, there was no Anya, Toriza wasn't a valid option to vote for and Junko was basically forgotten.
That doesn't sound like love.

>> No.12939768

>>12939748
I see. Folks at /haniho/ aren't fortune enough to have drawfags, so I thought I'd ask here.

>> No.12939780

>>12937135
Nargacuga Girl when?

>> No.12939781

>>12939748
Also, find time.
They're great.

>> No.12939783
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12939783

>>12939780
See >>12938852

>> No.12939784

>>12937119
Da comrade. Plz tell me more.

>> No.12939786

>>12939764
Junko still lives on in MGK.

>> No.12939788

>>12939786
>MGK
Right. She's headed to wherever Girtablilu went.

>> No.12939790

>>12939788
Holst and Wyvern will go before she does.

>> No.12939791

>>12939790
>Holst
I don't even remember her. See? It keeps happening. Soon MGK will be nothing but Dragon pastries and the Sandbox.

>> No.12939793

>>12938129
More like the urge to splurge

>> No.12939797

>>12939791
It was born in the sandbox, and it will die in the sandbox.

>> No.12939798

>>12939791
>Dragon pastries
You got a problem with that mate?

>> No.12939799

>>12939797
Turn-based strategy game about taking over the sandbox in MGK when?

>> No.12939802

>>12938533
I want a picture of Carlos and Charon having hot boat sex while making puns. anyone else?

>> No.12939804

>>12939798
N-no, I just... a little variety...?

>> No.12939805

>>12939799
After either we group together and do it or Bromont flexes it into existence while imagining Jojos eating jojos.

>> No.12939808

>>12939805
>Bromont flexes it into existence while imagining Jojos eating jojos
As cool as this sounds, it doesn't sound realistic. Not that the other one does, either.

>> No.12939810

>>12939804
How dare you?

You will eat your bread every day, and you will like it.

>> No.12939813

>>12939810
But Jesus said that man cannot live on bread alone!

>> No.12939814

>>12939808
>Jojos eating jojos, or potato wedges, doesn't sound realistic

>> No.12939815

>>12939813
I don't care what magic sky guys' son said.

Eat the damn bread.

>> No.12939817

>>12939814
That's not the part I was disagreeing with.
>>12939815
Guilt-ridden-conscience-kun would be ashamed of you.

>> No.12939818

>>12939815
>bread
She made doughnuts you fucking darknut.

>> No.12939821
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12939821

>>12939817
Yeah, we flake too easily when grouped together for a project.

>> No.12939824

>>12939817
>Guilt-ridden-conscience-kun
Eh, I'll live.
>>12939818
>Bakery
Gee, I wonder what else they make?

>> No.12939825

I want to be an Anon's Alp and tease him and make light jabs at him when I first have dinner with his parents, and then when we go to his room for the night be relentlessly punishes me in bed for my actions, while his mother listens intently through the wall!

>> No.12939826

>>12939821
I don't remember there ever even being such a project.

>> No.12939832

>>12939824
Pastries.
Baked good such as french bread and croissants.
Pizza.
Requests.
ect.

>> No.12939834

>>12939832
You think they have...Oh I don't know...bread?

>> No.12939836

>>12939834
Obviously.
But they do MUCH more.

>> No.12939842

>>12939836
So what you're saying is, I was right all along...

>> No.12939845

>>12939842
I never said you were wrong.

>> No.12939847

>>12939845
Well someone did, and I will find him.

>> No.12939849
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12939849

Does someone here have a guilty conscience?

>> No.12939851

>>12939849
Nope, all good.

>> No.12939854
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12939854

>>12939825
>Night after, Alp joins you and your parents at the breakfast table
>"Hey Daddy-o, your son and daughter-in-law are gonna need a tougher bed, that one ain't nothing but woodchips now!"
>Takes a sip of milk straight from the carton and sits down at the table to get pancakes
>"Mm, this sure looks good, thanks Mrs. G!"
>"Yo Anon, did you ask your mom if we could borrow her handcuffs yet?"

>> No.12939855

>>12939849

I'm clean, sister. Tell based Priest-kun I said "hi", will ya?

>> No.12939857

>>12939854
This needs to be a proper story.
>>12939855
Priest-kun was very, very naughty and he can't leave the basement for a loooong~ time.

>> No.12939859

>>12939849
I fapped to a Mantis even though I'm married to a Ryu.

>> No.12939863

>>12939859
>married to a Monster Girl
>still fapping
What is this I don't even?

>> No.12939867

>>12939863
I don't know.
I was browsing Google and came across a Mantis girl going to town on a guys while wearing spats.

>> No.12939868

>>12939857

The purified Succubutt in training locked him up in the basement again, didn't she? That girl really oughta get a hold of her urges, but knowing Priest-kun, he might not even be mad.

>> No.12939870

>>12939867
>spats
No sin has been committed.

>> No.12939873

>>12939824
Hey, Guilt-ridden-conscience-kun, I think I've found the solution to your problems!
You are actually not going against God's will while fapping to Monster Girls.

>> No.12939874

>>12939873
I'm not him, but do go on.

>> No.12939875

>>12939874
The Bible does not actually forbid masturbating.

>> No.12939876

>>12939875
I'm sure he'll be glad to hear that.

Me on the other hand, don't really care about what some old book says I can and can't do.

>> No.12939877

>>12939857
Well to make a story we need to ask ourselves:

How would you bully your Alp Lover after she embarrasses you in front of your parents?

>> No.12939878

>>12939876
But Guilt-ridden-conscience-kun is a Christian, so he does.
You and me, we're Hathorites right?
>>12939877
Ask Dad to take her fishing.

>> No.12939879

>>12939878
>we're Hathorites right?
Not really, no.

>> No.12939880

>>12939878
I worship Ninsun, Hathor's gamgam.

>> No.12939881

>>12939879
Aww, and here I thought I was with friends. Go suck on Ammy's toes somewhere else, heretic!

>> No.12939883

>>12939881
>Ammy
No thx.

Not really a "follower" guy in general...

>> No.12939884

>>12939883
M'lord.

>> No.12939889

>>12939884
>Yes M'lord
>What is it?
>AH DO IT YERSELF!
>Stop rocking the boat!
>clicking on a sheep until it explodes
Warcraft 2 time once again.

>> No.12939890

>>12939884
I'd tip my fedora, but alas...

>> No.12939893

>>12939875
>>12939878
>Ask Dad to take her fishing.

>"Hey Daddy-O, these fish ain't bitin', why don't we just go to Captain D's and get some there?"
>"Now listen Daughter-In-Law, fishing is a game of patience."
>"Well this is wearin thin on my patience, I mean look! I swear that there ain't any fish in here!"
>"Oh, there are plenty of fish in this lake! Why last time I came here, I caught 3 after 16 hours of non-stop fishing. It was a lucky haul that day!"
>"Well you at least got any pornos stashed on this dingy? Something to pass the time?"
>"Oh, you just need to learn the art of waiting. You know, that reminds me of a funny story as a kid. Back in 1958, when we still considered niggers animals..."

After 12 hours your Alp Waifu finally comes home with your father and drags you straight to the bedroom to let out all her pent-up frustration.

>> No.12939897

>>12939893
Didn't mean to quote that top post, sorry.

>> No.12939898

>>12939893
All according to keikaku. Best part is that my Dad actually WOULD tell stories of life back in those days.

>> No.12939900

>>12939889
The Frozen Throne gave us the shittiest workers of all time.
>An Elf would have thought of something better!

>> No.12939945

>>12939849
There needs to be more 'Evil' Monster girls that convert to the righteous path.
>No Oni Nun cradling a poor, broken down homeless man, giving him a nourishing drink from a goblet and telling him she'll help him

>> No.12939949

>>12939945
>"Rejoice, for soon you shall have a roof over your head!"
>he ends up as a cumpump in the basement

>> No.12939956

>>12939949
Least he's not living in a Box of Cereal

>> No.12940047

ded?

>> No.12940052

>>12940047
Most assuredly so!

>> No.12940054

That moment when I woke up from a Kikimora dream...

>>12939310
Oomukade

>> No.12940061

>>12940054
What makes you think I'm here to see your vote? What makes you think it hasn't been decided already?

>> No.12940064

>>12940061
He knows your posting style

>> No.12940066

>>12940061
That late?

Figures.

>> No.12940067

>>12940064
I don't have a posting style, fool.
>>12940066
No...

>> No.12940081
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12940081

So ronery...

>> No.12940083

>>12939656
Glad there's no beak.

>> No.12940085

>>12939893
>Captain D's
Goddammit its a real place too.

>> No.12940089

>>12939875
God killed a guy for masturbating.

>> No.12940090

>>12940089
Wrong. He killed a guy for pulling out and cumming outside. Onan's brother died, God told him to impregnate his dead brother's wife. He didn't want to. SMITE.

>> No.12940094
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12940094

>>12940090
You sure are knowledgeable about these things, aren't you?

>> No.12940096

>>12940089
>>12940090
I love how much of an asshole our ancestors always made the major gods, best example would be Zeus.

>> No.12940097

>>12940094
I had 9 years of religious studies in grade school.

>> No.12940101

>>12940096
Except that the Greeks did it on purpose to explore human nature and the Jews thought that their God was perfect in every way.

>> No.12940106

>>12940101
He's still a huge dick, just means that the jews idea of perfect is way off.

>> No.12940108

>>12940106
That's the point. Jahwe was meant to be what the Jews thought was the image of perfection, resulting in a fucking monster. The Greek gods were what the Greeks thought they would be like with divine power, so basically just people with all the good and all the bad that entails.

>> No.12940111

>>12940108
Still Zeus is a huge asshole especially when you look at Hades.

>> No.12940113

>>12940111
Zeus was the king, he had the most power. What does power do?

>> No.12940118

>>12940113

Make you powerful?

>> No.12940119

>>12940118
Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Gee willikers.

>> No.12940127

>>12940119

And my joke goes down th'fuckin' drain once again.

>> No.12940129

>>12940127
Was that a joke or a reference?

>> No.12940132

>>12940097
Oh, shit
And people say sociology is the most worthless lesson

>> No.12940139

>>12940132
>sociology
No, it was really just Lutheran Christianity being taught one lesson a week.

>> No.12940148

My Wyvern daughteru is, like most Wyverns her age, in the superhero phase. But the theme she sings is from Devilman!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTVj-4uiOt4

What do?

>> No.12940192

>>12940148
>like most Wyverns her age, in the superhero phase.
Now I'm imaging a whole classes worth of Wyverns all dressed up as various superheros.

Needless to say, It is adorable.

>> No.12940196

>>12940192
Such is the nature of justice.

>> No.12940204
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12940204

>>12940148
She's a big girl, leave her alone.

>> No.12940210

>>12940204
>"Get out of my room dad, I'm reading OPM!"

>> No.12940223

>>12940210
>OPM
Superior taste.

>> No.12940227

>>12940210

Screw that, I'm teaching you videogames today.

>> No.12940232

>>12940204
If I steal those panties, will you die?

>> No.12940233

>>12940227
What games?

>> No.12940243

>>12940233
This is a more profound question than you might think. To teach a young Wyvern what it means to be a true hero, it is insufficient to just make her play a game that's fun, she needs to learn from them about concepts like ethics.

>> No.12940246

I just want to convince another fraternity that I joined them and then convince them to raid the apophis dorm by getting the pharaoh dorm along with every other desert mg dorm to start a fight with them. And then raid all the now empty egyption dorms before sneaking in and finally raiding the apophis dorm and then turning the rival dorm in to the dean whiel keeping my conquest secret. Is that so wrong?

>> No.12940249

>>12940232
It would be extremely annoying for her.

>> No.12940250

>>12940246
It'll be Pharaoh on one side, Apophis on the other, and you in the between. All you need is a fistful on panties.

>> No.12940255

>>12940250
>on
of*

>> No.12940269

>>12940233

Depends on what I'd think she'd like. Could be Civ IV, could be Ocarina of Time, I don't know. I'd rather not start her out on Dark Souls, save that for when she's gotten good.

>> No.12940272
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>>12940243
Make her play Dark Souls.

>> No.12940274

>>12940246
Only if it's wrong for me to horrendously misinterpret a pharaoh's orders and feed here cupcakes made from Holstaurus milk till she's fit to burst

Just before swim suit season where she and her arch rival apophis try and show each other up at the beach

>> No.12940276

>>12940269
>Civ IV
All that teaches you is that Aztecs are unreasonable and that Gandhi was not a pacifist.

>> No.12940280

>>12940272
>sopping wet doe cunt
Anyway, why? To teach her perseverance?

>> No.12940282

>>12940276
Well yeah, it's a game based on history.

>> No.12940287

>>12940274
Pharaohs were not meant to have pudge.

But dammit if it doesnt work.

>> No.12940302

>>12940287
>anooooon, why'd you have to cook all those sweets? My suit doesn't even fit any more!

>Her bikini strings now dig into her newly widened hips.

>Skimpy bra barely keeping her now massive mammaries covered.

>Her belly has a slight amount of pudge while her ass has gone from flat to fat. Straining the stripped bottom of her suit

>> No.12940304
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12940304

>>12940274
You are the coolest guy in this entire thread. Feeding, Holst milk, swimsuits.... yes, this is a good thread of discussion that must be continued.

Would you help a Pharaoh squeeze her chubby, chocolately thighs into a tiny bikini bottom as she strains and groans at the effort her hedonism is putting her through?

>> No.12940308

>>12940304
You wouldn't happen to be CYOAnon would you?

>> No.12940317

>>12940304
>Would you
Uh, duh, yeah.
Then poke and boop her in her stomach afterwards until she slaps at my hand.

>> No.12940319

Are Honey Bees,Hornets,or Giant ants a bad idea to get involved with?

>> No.12940322

>>12940319
Yes.

>> No.12940330
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12940330

>>12940304
>fattie enabler

>> No.12940331

>>12940319
>Honey Bees
No
>Hornets
Yes
>Giant ants
No

>> No.12940334

>>12940319
Don't listen to >>12940331! Have you never heard of guro hornet? RUN!

>> No.12940335

>>12940308
Whyever would you suggest such a thing? That's not the name I'm known by in these threads though I think he's cool too

>>12940317
>boop her in the stomach until she slaps at my hand
Whilst this is indeed an excellent choice, I think you'll find that the best thing to do is to let your fingers sink into her hips, plant countless kisses all over her chubby little tummy, marveling at how something once so hard and tight could become so very soft.

>>12940330
If liking chubby monster girls is a crime then I'm guilty.

>> No.12940339

>>12940335
>Whyever
Because you're a perverted chubby chaser. Not that I judge you.

>> No.12940340

>>12940334
Nigga read his question and my answers again.

>> No.12940341

>>12940335
That's not chubby, that's bordering on obese you tasteless fuck.

>> No.12940343

>>12940339
There's more than one perverted chubby chaser around!

>>12940341
What's bordering on obese? The Pharaoh I'm describing?

>> No.12940345

>>12940334
>guro hornet

What?

>> No.12940346
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12940346

I wonder if Hellhounds come in litters? If so do you get the glorious sight of 6 or so adorable hellhound puppy's all running on all fours to the kitchen when the hellhound mother says food is ready.

Bonus points if there running on hard wood floor with sharp turns to the kitchen.

>> No.12940348

>>12940343
The lamia you posted.

>> No.12940350
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12940350

>>12940343
>more than one
True. I wish I had more brothers in my quest of chasing fit girls though.

>> No.12940353

>>12940346
Of course they come in litters, and of course there's hardwood floors with sharp turns.

>> No.12940361

>>12940345
I'm sure if you ask for it, someone will post it.

>>12940340
My mistake.

>>12940335
Because of you, I went looking for a proper chubby lamia, all I found were hamplanets and autism, take responsibility.

http://imgur.com/gsM0BHO,Xfrr5vP

>> No.12940362
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12940362

>>12940348
Well sorry official BMI inspector, why don't you post a more acceptable monster girl?

>>12940350
I'm pretty sure every Oni lover is on your side. Well, most.

>> No.12940365

>>12940362
>Oni lover
But anon, you don't understand. There was a drawfag who promised to draw a fit Alp sparring with a fit Cat Girl. To wait for this is suffering.

>> No.12940367

>>12940362
>flabby oni
This is perfection.

>> No.12940370

>>12940365
>fit
>alp
Alps should be absolutely devoid of muscle, little twiggy, soft things. Anything else is wrong in my opinion

>> No.12940373
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12940373

>>12940280
Honestly, I'd have her to play through DaS at least 3 times because it basically teaches too much shit for me to recount.

Of course I'll force her to play through as human mode only, even if it means giving her a bunch of humanity from my characters.

>> No.12940375

>>12940370
No, you're right, if the whole point is that they become girls, why would you want them to have a guy's body. Everyday we get more faggots I swear.

>> No.12940378

>>12940370
Personally i find all women shouldnt have big ass muscles, in my opinion its vomit inducing...

Women need to be soft, Men need to be hard.

>> No.12940379

>>12940370
But OUR Alp is fit.

>> No.12940380

>>12940375
Fit girls don't have a guy's body, anon.

>> No.12940382

>>12940380
No, they're absolutely right, "fit" means they look like female athletes from DDR. Let's just concede that and shut up before another shitstorm starts.

>> No.12940383

>>12940380
Don't start.

>> No.12940389
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12940389

>>12940382
/fit/, maybe, but I don't think anyone talking about "fit girls" wants a grotesque roidmonster.

>> No.12940390

>>12940362
I'll tell you what, this is an Oni I can approve of.

>> No.12940395
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12940395

>>12940367
>>12940390
It's not technically an Oni, though I'd still call her an MG

>> No.12940396

>>12940389
That's exactly what someone like>>12940375
thinks.

>> No.12940398

>>12940269
>Civ IV
>not starting on III
They might have completely changed the tile system and generally made the game better but its a good one to start out with.

>> No.12940400

>>12940362
>>12940304

This is chubby, you know, "chub". As in there's a little more to grab, but she doesn't ooze all over the place like that hamplanet lamia.

http://imgur.com/XwrbBJD,rD1x9RG,I2bj6nr,XFAsQaG,IeITae7

>> No.12940401

>>12940346
Canonically all mgs are infertile as fuck, it takes years of fucking to get them pregnant and they give birth to 1-2 children at max. If it was otherwise, MGEverse would be nothing but insects in an year.
>millions and millions oomukade are lusting for your dick
Spooky

>> No.12940402

>>12940396
>>12940389

Am i a bad person for not liking even fit girls, only healthy...?

>> No.12940406

>>12940402
You're a bad person for calling people who like fit girls faggots.

>> No.12940413

>>12940396

Stll looks girly, compare with >>12940350. And the whole damn point of alps is to become voluptuous and attractive to a man, by taking feminine features to a higher degree, becoming even more beautiful than even real women.

>let's make them muscled

Fag.

>> No.12940414

>>12940406
Havent called anyone anything yet, just got here.

Nah but visible muscle is a horrible sight on a woman in my opinion. Muscle is just way too much of a masculine trait.

>> No.12940415

>>12939286
Looking forward for more. Also besides being a giant crime family, they don't seem so bad.

>> No.12940416

>>12940402
I'd say you are a faggot for the way you are typing

>> No.12940420
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12940420

>>12940401
>plantsect all over again

>> No.12940427
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>>12940414
>visible muscle is a horrible sight on a woman
I know, this is so fucking disgusting and I might as well go suck dicks.
And yes I'll delete it.

>> No.12940428

>>12940400
>enoshima iki
Aww, yiss.

>> No.12940429

>>12940413
*Compare >>12940389 with >>12940350

>> No.12940430
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12940430

>mfw I like both healthy and muscle girls

>> No.12940436

>>12940427
>not wanting some pseudo dude means you like dudes

Bait harder.

>> No.12940441

>>12940427
Projecting a little hard there bro, chill. Its just a difference of opinions.

>> No.12940444

>>12940436
I think you misunderstood something in that post.

>> No.12940443

>>12940430
Mah nigga.

>> No.12940448

>>12940427
>not wanting a woman's head on a guy's body means you like dudes

Bait harder.

>> No.12940449

>>12940430
Now here;s a post we can all enjoy.

>> No.12940450

>>12940441
>Projecting
What?
>>12940448
You misunderstood the same thing.

>> No.12940451

>>12940345
So you know how club sandwiches have those little wooden sticks in them?
It's a greetext about basically that, except the wooden stick is a hornet-girl's stinger, and the sandwich is your penis.
Kind of like a fixation bolt. Y'know, where you have a bolt, and there's a hole going through its diameter you can stick a pin through for extra security. I'd imagine that's what a guy's dick would look like after going a round in bed with a hornet girl.

Probably best to stick with the honeybees, wouldn't you say?

>> No.12940456

>>12940430
Does that mean you're bisexual?

>> No.12940463

>>12940430
How about a beefy girl with a nice, thin gristle around her?

>> No.12940465

>>12940450
Sorry, I double posted for some reason.

>this is so fucking disgusting and I might as well go suck dicks.

...
Oh.
OOOH!
Now I get it, sorry, whenever someone greentexts, I default to it being sarcasm.

>> No.12940467
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12940467

I don't like where this thread has gone, let's talk about Deadline Summonnr.

>> No.12940468

>>12940430
Damn right. Me and you are friends now

>> No.12940472

>>12940456
You talkin' shit about health girls?
I'll mess you up, just watch.

>> No.12940478

>>12940472
>anyone who likes fit girls is a faggot
That's what I was referring to.

>> No.12940479

>>12940467
What's there to talk about? It was a oneshot

Glad this didn't get picked up, the "I want to go home and get away from all these monsters who want my dick" thing would have worn thin

>> No.12940480

>>12940467
Let's not.

>> No.12940484

>>12940467
Is that from 12Beast?

>> No.12940486

>>12940479
>>12940480
It was a better topic than
>ur a faget!
>no u!

>> No.12940488

>>12940478
So you're talking shit about health girls AND fit girls, huh?
It's like you hate girls everywhere.

>> No.12940489
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12940489

>>12940395
>>12940362
Seaport is the only good boat

>> No.12940491

>>12940484
>let's talk about Deadline Summonr
>Is that from 12Beast?
...

>> No.12940492

>>12938261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36WmimwGnhk

>> No.12940495

>>12940488
When did I say anything bad about health?

>> No.12940496

>>12940486
What are you talking about? I love autism wars.

>> No.12940497

>>12940489
There fucking boats.

Theres nothing sexy about them!

>> No.12940498
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12940498

>>12940489
All the abyssal girls are good. Plus they're technically monstergirls.

>> No.12940499

>>12940489
Adorable.

>> No.12940502

>>12939619
>Implying having two mature types isn't all for the better.
>More caring, nurturing Ryu
>More playful, teasing Dragon
All the better for the men the team has to "Save".

>> No.12940503

>>12940496
But what if I like fit girls? I'm not allowed to ever talk about them now because this shitflinging will ensue the moment I mention it.

>> No.12940505

>>12940489
Kenny pls.

>> No.12940506

>>12940498
Yeah they look pretty nice.

What are they from again?

>> No.12940507
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12940507

>>12940498
I like wo

>> No.12940510

Monstergirls are not arousing

>> No.12940511
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12940511

>"Merry Christmas Anon! I hope you like it, I had it tailored just for you!"

>> No.12940514 [DELETED] 

Monstergirls are not arousing.

>> No.12940517
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12940517

>>12940467
Crabman has a way with harpies. Every harpy he's drawn, I want them to sit on my face.

Papi's the best harpy, though. Even though I don't really have a thing for simple-mindedness, I'd protect that smile and play Wii games with her all day.
And at night, turn her into a screaming, ahegao-ing mess of pleasure while Suu melts aruond us and molests us both.

>> No.12940518

>>12940511
>No.jpg

>> No.12940519

>>12940495
You besmirched the name of HEALTH the second you decided to say somethin stupid.

>> No.12940520

>>12940489
>lustrous horn
>beautiful eyes
>collar
>gentle
>loving
>can watch your back in a fight
>can live in her
>soldier carry instead of princess carrying you like a sissy

10/10 would forsake all other for

>> No.12940523

>>12940510
>>12940511
>>12940514
I find the sequence of these posts amusing.

>> No.12940527

>>12940511
I can smell the shitstorm. I hope I'm wrong.

>> No.12940529

>>12940511
I love it.
And it matches hers. Good, Everyone will know we're married now.

>> No.12940531

>>12940517
>Every Harpy he's drawn, I want them to sit on my face.
Every girl he's drawn, I want them to sit on my face. He has a way with the female form in general.
Not his centaurs though, that would hurt and is why Centaurs suck

>> No.12940532

>>12940511

But it's January.

>> No.12940533

>>12940511
>"No thanks, I don't really like the feeling of collars."

>> No.12940534

>>12940523
Posting has been kinda slow for me.
Guess shit's broken again...

>> No.12940537

>>12940511
No, fuck off.

I actually wouldn't mind if a Cheshire gave me a collar. The monster giving it is important.

>> No.12940538

>>12940511
At least it doesn't have studs in it

>> No.12940539

>>12940519
Oh yeah? Well you're a poopy-head.

>> No.12940543

>>12940511
A collar?

>> No.12940545

>>12940539
Well, you're a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

>> No.12940546

>>12940511
You ever been kicked at the speed of light?

>> No.12940549

>>12940545
Well you're a no-good wiggle-wiener!

>> No.12940552

>>12940534
Glad I'm not the only one.

>> No.12940553

>>12939286
Goddamn, that kid got hitched early.

I love it.

>> No.12940554
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12940554

>No one wants to wear a collar

Well I guess everyone is entitled to their own opinions, and I hope all of you get to live happy lives with your waifus. You're still weenies for not wearing the collar though.

>>12940532
>Implying it wasn't just a poor excuse to give her husband a gift

>> No.12940556
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12940556

>>12940489
>>12940498
I'd DRAG THEM DOWN if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.12940557
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12940557

>>12940529
I like the one mai waifu got me.

>> No.12940559

>>12940511
>All these people taking collars as the worst thing ever
>Not just seeing it as a thing both parties wear to show they're marriage partners
Idiots, I tell you. It's like nobody knows how to turn a potential shitstorm into a legitimate positive thread of discussion.
And I try so hard for you people.

>> No.12940561

>>12940554
I'd wear a collar, but not for that cheese-cat.

>> No.12940562

>>12940554
>>12940559
I love collars and have one myself but it's just one of those things we're not allowed to like here.

>> No.12940564

>>12940559
>>12940554
>spoiler

That's why shitstorms start. COLLARS A SHIT!

>> No.12940567

>>12940554
>Not just seeing it as a thing both parties wear to show they're marriage partners

Gee, I wonder if it's because it's slave gear?

Get a (big)ring, or a band you weirdos.

>> No.12940569
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12940569

>"Anon, do you like hugs?"
>"I've got a whole lot of arms to hug you with."

>> No.12940570

>>12940562
>We have to limit what we can talk about because it "triggers" people

Fuck that, next you'll say we can't talk about Amazons, or Paladins.

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12940572

>>12940554
I'd wear a collar, but Chesire's are ruined for me. Have this instead, superior. Wurms superior!

>> No.12940574

>>12940554
Maybe if Luth mage an image of girls holding matching collars, people wouldn't so resistant.

>> No.12940575

>>12940556

Man, being a diver in a world where monstergirls existed would suck. If a subaquatic MG got hold of you while you were underwater, I'm pretty sure your "buddies" would just rev up the boat and run away. You'd be LEFT TO DIE Or just get raped.

>> No.12940577

>>12940567
Meant for >>12940559

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12940578

>>12940564
Actually, I didn't post >>12940511.
I just replied to it in a way where I THOUGHT people wuld go
>“Oh, yeah, I see, that's actually a good idea."
But nope. People would rather have a shitstorm, apparently.
I'm not buttmad, just disappointed.

>> No.12940579

>>12940569
Of course. Hugs all around
Her hair looks so fluffy

>> No.12940581
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12940581

>>12940498
Abyss a best. The Kantais can go to Hell.

Except for Shigure, Takao, Atago and Nagato, they're good

>>12940554
I'd wear a collar, but not for a Cheshire.

>> No.12940582

>>12940572
>liking retards
>letting a retard collar you

>> No.12940583

>>12940554
Is the collar enchanted? I mean will anything happen to me?

>> No.12940585

>>12940570
The fact remains that a shitstorm will ensue if anyone is triggered and there's not a goddamn thing we can do about it.

>> No.12940587

>>12940578
>Everyone is like me fallacy.

You really have no one to blame but yourself.

>> No.12940588

>Letting bob ruin your vision of what a cheshire should be

You're all a bunch of cucks

>> No.12940589

>>12940581
Any time I see an Abysall Admiral I can't take them seriously. They're Shadow the HEdgehog tier.

>>12940582
The Collar is to keep the retard under control.

>> No.12940590

>>12940498
They're sure as hell far better fantastical monster and exclusively girl designs than the nippon stronk human girl >boats.

>> No.12940591
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12940591

Tailpussy is love

>> No.12940592

>>12940574
No, no, wrong.
What needs to be done is a Hellhound and her boytoy kissing passionately.
Both of them are wearing collars.

>> No.12940594
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12940594

>Dark Elves growing up in an inner city slum.
>Develop their own dialect.
>Stereotyped as thugs, gangsters and rapists.
>Also, for 'ghetto booty'.
>Called 'Black Elves' on the news, where they're a favourite target for conservative pundits.
>Partly because of the loud music.
>'WHERE DA WHITE BOYS AT?' is currently topping the charts in MGC and the Fluffy News Network seems to have a problem with that.

>> No.12940595

>>12940585
The thing is that autism has reached a near critical mass in these threads so just about anything will either trigger someone or cause someone to post something that triggers someone

>> No.12940599
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12940599

>>12940581
Damn straight.
>>12940588
The only the worthwhile things we've had with the Cheshire so far are Vengeance, A Familiar Friend, and Harbladors recent spooky one-shot.

>> No.12940602

>>12940592
I'm already sick of hellhound. They are the next manticores.

>> No.12940603

>>12940574
Hasn't less drawn an Apophis in full-blown bondage gear? A collar is much smaller and less drastic and I honestly prefer being the only one wearing the collar. I prefer dominant ones.

>>12940572
>One day Wurm gets excited and asks you to the park where you first met
>You oblige her because can you really deny her smile
>She grabs you with her big meaty claws and princess carries you there as fast as she can, nearly crashing into cars
>She then eagerly sits you on the bench, right where you first sat next to her
>She then asks you to close your eyes
>You oblige again
>You feel her claws and a leather strap fumble around your neck, and her mumble in frustration
>She then asks you if you can help her put your collar
>But don't open your eyes because she wants to surprise you with your collar so you can't know about it
>You giggle and help her get it around your neck, playing ignorant
>She then gives you the OK to open your eyes
>You do so and see her grinning and holding a mirror to your face
>It's backwards
>You fix it and see the collar around your neck, with your's and her name engraved in crude handwriting with hearts
>She then says she hopes you like it since her Hellhound friend at work suggested it to her for a marriage proposal
>She says she knows it isn't perfect, and neither is she
>But she tried her best because you're the best and you've never been mean or cruel to you, and she wants to make you the happiest human boy in the world
>She then asks if you'll marry her and make her the happiest dragon in the world

Accept/Decline?

>> No.12940606

>>12940592
I like this one. The lovers belong to each other, basically.

>> No.12940607

>>12940588
>>12940582
>Making more inflammatory posts

>>12940587
>Everyone is like me fallacy
While that is a bad assumption to make, yeah, the logic was me assuming everyone at least had some basic desire to avoid further arguments. You know?

>> No.12940611

>>12940591
Tailpussy is life!

>> No.12940610

>>12940602
Why do you care what people like?

Just relax and take it easy. Talk about what you do like instead of what you don't.

>> No.12940612

>>12940578
Not what I meant. The guy calling other's weenies because they did not want to wear the damn collar.

>> No.12940615

>>12940594
It's a good thing I live in the suburbs surrounded by good clean Elven folk

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12940616

>>12940607
>the logic was me assuming everyone at least had some basic desire to avoid further arguments.

>> No.12940617
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12940617

>>12940603
ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT ACCEPT Then go thank the Hellhound

I keep typing Accept but it's not coming true

Hold me

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12940618

>>12940606
>They belong to each other
That's what I've been trying to convey this whole time. Thank you.
CHRIST

>> No.12940620

>>12940603
>princess carry
>collar

You are just itching for a shitstorm aren't you?

>> No.12940621
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12940621

>>12940589
>Any time I see an Abysall Admiral I can't take them seriously. They're Shadow the HEdgehog tier

>> No.12940622

>>12940602
>Implying Kikimoras weren't the last manticores

>>12940612
Are you seriously offended over being called a weenie?

>> No.12940623

It's time again for MGC speed dating! Here are today's lovely ladies.

1. Sticky dark slime
This classy city-going slime has a big thing for sticky mushrooms. It started as a way to keep herself more solid while moving around on the streets but ended up becoming a kink for her. She'll feed you plenty too, so both of you can linger on each other ALL day. For some reason also enjoys hats.

2. Dirty living doll
This three foot tall doll woman talks with a defined lewd voice to entice you. Despite her small stature she has defined hips and breasts which are decently sized for someone as short as her. She had a falling out with the ventriloquist who brought her about when she came to life, but she's gotten a taste for over-sized insertions from it. Also has a thing for depravity fruit and bukakke. Might be why she dresses in such skimpy things.

3. Human woman?
A true oddity in MGC. This fair faced, red headed vixen acts a lot like a monster however, as she flirts relentlessly with you. She works as a finance manager for a temple run by a nine-tailed fox, and the environment has clearly made her very eager to have a man. You swear something feels foxy about her, as if she had some supernatural kind of allure. Or maybe it's her saying all the naughty things she wants to try with you.

4. Heroic Nightmare
This short horse is meek and shy as any of them, talking with a stuttering whisper you can barely hear. Turns out she has a hero fantasy, but can only really play it out in the dreams of someone she loves. She's big into tabletop and video games, but always chooses the most heroic class to play and she plays it well.

5. Shy Thunderbird
Oddly, this electric bird is shy as an order girl that has met her first boy. You have no idea how it happened, but she has trouble speaking with you at all and hides her face with her wings every half a minute or so in embarrassment. Not much else you can find out about her without going on a date.

>> No.12940624

>>12940602
>I don't like thing!
OK.

>> No.12940625

>>12940607
>everyone at least had some basic desire to avoid further arguments

I hear you, but that might've been too optimistic on your part.

>> No.12940626

You guys are pissing me off so much I'm going to take it out on Willis and make his past so fucking grimderp even light can't escape it.

>> No.12940628

>>12940599
Unf this picture just achieves so much for me all the time

>>12940603
Accept

>> No.12940629

>>12940620
Who gives a fuck

>> No.12940630

>>12940621
>shitty hair
>evil chinese stereotype moustache
>skull on his cap
Ow the edge

>> No.12940633

>>12940603
>princess carries you
>put your collar

Declining intensifies.

>> No.12940634

>>12940616
D-Don't laugh at me, anon.
It makes me feel self-concsious.

>> No.12940636
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12940636

>>12940603
Rejected.

>> No.12940635

>>12940630
You're taking this too seriously.

>> No.12940638

>>12940621
Can I play as the shota admiral while working with the abyssal ships?

>> No.12940639

>>12940623
Damn. Heroic Nightmare and shy Thunderbird both sound nice
Shooting for the bird. Become good friends with the Nightmare

>> No.12940640

>>12940603
All my accept.

>> No.12940643

>>12940628
>Unf this picture just achieves so much for me all the time
Aww yeah.
What monstergirl(s) would work the best with that body-type?

>> No.12940645

>>12940626
Please do.

I'd actually like to see a story about a human boy who hates monsters with him exploring the lands.

All while never getting a waifu, would be a nice change of pace.

>> No.12940646

>>12940622
No, it's the passive aggressiveness of it.

>I'm not saying you don't have to wear the collar, but if you don't want to, you're a faggot.

>> No.12940649
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12940649

>Many of your favorite artists jumped on the boatslut bandwagon

Feels bad, man.

>> No.12940650

>>12940643
Devils
Hobgoblins
Inaris

>> No.12940651

>>12940603
Anyone who says no is a heartless fiend.

>> No.12940652

>>12940643
Man. Man I have a list. I have a list of MGs that could work well with that bodytype
It`s a small list, but by characteristics it`s a list regardless. Why is Zankuro such a based god?

>> No.12940653
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12940653

>>12940638
Why not.

>> No.12940656

>>12940645
That's not at all what I'm doing but I guess I agree?

>> No.12940658

>>12940595
>we are unironically using the word trigger

4chan is dead.

>>12940610
>>12940622
>>12940624
You are so fucking stupid and twitchy.

>> No.12940659

>>12940649
T'is what happens when something that's big gets bigger. Suddenly it's all packing bags and jumping onto the boatwagon
I miss Dakini

>> No.12940660

>>12940623
>Nightmare
They do not get enough attention. I love Nightmares! I'd be happy to let her use my mind as her heroic dreamscape!

She can even make me the villain that she "Defeats" and "Saves" by "Turning to the side of Good".

>>12940636
>NTR
You disgust me.

>> No.12940665

>>12940651
Anybody who says yes is a sackless shit.

Generalizations sure are fun, aren't they?

>> No.12940666

>>12940652
>Zankuro Jinkos
>And lamias
>Zankuro Pharaoh
MMM!! Shit!

>> No.12940667

>>12940659
Dakini's tongue will never be gone from our hearts. Truly she was the smuggest fox.

>> No.12940668

>>12940603
Decline.

>> No.12940669

>>12940603
Accept.

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12940670

>>12940658
oh fuck off, trigger is a legitimate word to use. fuck off to /pol/ if you care about that shit.

>> No.12940672

>>12940652
Shortstacks mang.

>> No.12940673

>>12940630

>Looking like a bad guy is cheesy and childish now

Just let it go man.

>> No.12940675

>>12940659
Me too, anon. Me too.
We'll never get more of that glorious tongue or shark-teethed smile.

>> No.12940676

>>12940603
Yes.
Also, on a semi-related subject, Wurms with German accents are cute.

>> No.12940677

>>12940666
Right? Kid could take one good thing, and just make it a billion times better
Zankuro evolves the penis past it's normal erect level

>>12940672
Zankuro gave me my shortstack fetish

>> No.12940681

>>12940618
It just feels like the best way to describe love expressed in that way.
Dom, sub, switch, or equal, when two people love each other, they're giving their partner their trust, faith, and affection. It's kind of a vital piece of a person to give away. And when someone else has it, they've got custody over your heart.
If you're a dom, you need to trust the person to be accepting of whatever you subject them to, and speak up if you go over a line or do something that makes them uncomfortable.
If you're a sub, you need to trust the person with your welbeing and your own enjoyment.
If you're not into any of that, and go for equal, then it goes without saying that you've got the other's life in your hands.

I guess what I'm saying is that love is weird, but freaking beautiful.

>> No.12940682

>>12940670
Go back to tumblr.

>>12940623
Living Doll. Bukkake is love.

>> No.12940688

>>12940677
If only he commissioned.

>> No.12940690

>>12940681
>>12940618
Collars are symbols of ownership. People don't like being owned, deal with it.

>> No.12940694

>>12940688
Although I agree, sometimes you just can't force someone to do things

>> No.12940696
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12940696

>>12940667
She wasn't very smug.

Just had a raging murderboner, that tongue, and those teeth. Oh, and nine fluffy tailpussies.

>> No.12940697

>>12940681
>You will never have a partner who loves and trusts you enough to let you use them as a nice chair

Life is suffering.

>> No.12940700

>>12940645
I second this.

>> No.12940701

>>12940690
I don't think you're getting entirely what we're saying, but I'm not gonna fight you over it.
The point is, yeah, she owns you, but you own her right back.

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12940703

>>12940690
You're having a paroxysm over nothing, you realize that?

>> No.12940708

>>12940690
Not him but I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell me what I like and don't like. Poopyhead.

Anyway, here's something completely unexpected, a shot update to how a human boy meets a Dragon.

http://pastebin.com/QBuWxcNd

>> No.12940710

>>12940430
You and I are now friends

>> No.12940715

>>12940701
That's not what you have been selling the last three threads collars have come up.

>>12940703
Slaves and pets wear collars, you realize that?

>> No.12940716

>>12940623
I go with the slime.

>> No.12940719

>>12940708
>Facts

He never said you can't like them. Fact is, that's what they represent, no matter how much you fight it.

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>>12940694
>You just can't force someone to do things
i already feel bad that he'll never draw shortstack MGs, you don't have to make me feel like an asshole too, dammit.

>> No.12940721

>>12940708
Have a good day Alp.

>> No.12940723 [DELETED] 

>>12940708
I said people, anyone who wants to be owned is less than human.

>> No.12940727

>>12940715
>That's not what you've been selling
Uh, actually yes, that is indeed what *I* have been selling every time.

>> No.12940729

>>12940708
Huh. Continuing in a separate paste from the Daughteru antics?

Well okay then. Thanks Alp!

>> No.12940730

>>12940727
Doesn't matter, the collar pushers are the ultra subs, those that want to be bitchboys, so it's not going to be well received.

>> No.12940733

>>12940723
Just fuck off back to tumblr with your whiny oppression shitposting already.

>> No.12940734

>>12940721
Little too late for that now. You have a good day for me.
>>12940723
Freedom-kun I never liked you and I don't think you like me either but trying to dehumanize me isn't a very mature thing to do.

>> No.12940739

>>12940729
I want to keep the cute daughteru and the Farmland Saga separate.

>> No.12940741

>>12940723
>>12940730
Whine about collars elsewhere for fucks sake.

>> No.12940742

>>12940430
>No art of muscle girls becoming HEALTH
Truly this is an uninspired world

>> No.12940746

>>12940734
Get someone to give you a headpat.

That always cheers up alps.
Fucking dick fiddler

>> No.12940750

>>12940742
Why not simply combine muscles and health?

>> No.12940751

>>12940730
I don't think that all of them are, and I'm definitely not.

>> No.12940755 [DELETED] 

>>12940733
>>12940741

You fuck off with your slavery shit back to /d/.


>>12940734
Truth hurts.

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>>12940750
health will hide the muscles. The only reason you get visible abs and such is due to a very low body fat percentage.

>> No.12940762

>>12940708
>Starting off with a Troll and her family being executed, beheaded, and put on display.

Well that got dark and edgy fast.

>> No.12940763

>>12940733
>Implying tumblr isn't infested with your kind.

>> No.12940765

>>12940755
>Truth
You're just being inflammatory, really.

>> No.12940766

>>12940751

The damage has been done, more so since all this collarshit came in the wake of that manticore story.

>> No.12940771
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'What's that smell?' Edition

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/mzHgUGi8

New page: http://pastebin.com/uTQkVxu6

>> No.12940772

>>12940762
>"Tch, nothing personnel... kid."

>> No.12940775

>>12940755
>>12940763
>>12940766
You fuckers weren't around when Luth posted the first collar picture. Why must you shit things up now?

>> No.12940776

>>12940762
I was trying to emulate the style of The Long Ships where everything from completely mundane things like fair weather to gruesome acts of violence were described completely casually.
It's a fun book, you'll find familiar faces in it if you've ever read Vinland Saga.

>> No.12940779

>>12940765
>I want to be a pet
>not something to be laughed at/pitied

Sackless kun please.

>> No.12940780

I hate you all so much.

>> No.12940782

>>12940760
Garfield. Did you eat all the lasagna?

>> No.12940785

>>12940762
Edgy is a poor writer's crutch for drama.

>> No.12940787

>>12940771
>Think it's a supreme Mantis
>shitty fart bug

Sonofabitch

>> No.12940789

>>12940780
Sorry. I'm honestly sorry.
>>12940785
Finally someone has actual opinions about me!

>> No.12940790

>>12940771
What dorms AREN'T a guaranteed bad end, no matter the circumstance?
>>12940780
I love you too.

>> No.12940792

>>12940775
>You fuckers weren't around when Luth posted the first collar picture

Implying, neither were the ultra subs, and most people agreed the collar was for the monstergirl. Sure, it was debated, and caused no problems then, but this is now.

>> No.12940795

>>12940787
I thought so too.
Damn.

>> No.12940796

>>12940775
I'm prett sure we were.

Look man, it's cool. You wanna have a collar? That's fine.

But don't sit there and pretend it's some sort of "wedding ring", when it's clearly not. That's all I want from you.

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>>12940780
Sorry.

>> No.12940801

>>12940790
Kikamora, Dormice, or other submissive MGs, probably.

Unless you get trapped under an avalanche of sleeping Dormice and can't escape.

>> No.12940804

>>12940790
If panty raids had no consequences, everyone would do it Anon. It takes a special breed of man to look at a superhuman monster and say "I wonder what her panties look like?"

>> No.12940805

>>12940771

>dirty ass smelly panties

NOPE!

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Big ole' kitty booty

>> No.12940814

You know what, fuck it.

I'm going for a edgy kill all monsters life if they ever were real, just to piss you faggots off

>> No.12940815

>>12940798
Isn't that literal cosplay?

>> No.12940819

>>12940801
>That spoiler

RIP, Nyanon.

>> No.12940821

>>12940801
>>12940804
I want to steal a Holstaurs bras, if there even is such a thing.

>> No.12940822

>>12940796
If that's what we take it to be with our waifus, then I don't see why they can't be.

>> No.12940825

>>12940814
Good, good, let the hate flow through you.

>> No.12940827

>>12940771
>smelly dark skull panties
Time to practice. Also thanks mate, these always sound so fun.

>> No.12940828

>>12940796
I mean, it's never been established that it can't be a thing.
Especially since girls with big meaty paws can't very well get a traditional ring around her digits.

>> No.12940830

>>12940815
Dunno. Could be. If it is, I'll delete it.
I just found it ages ago, and saved it because of the tummyrub imagery.

>> No.12940835

>>12940814
Then I would side with the monsters and force you to be with your waifu, just to piss you off.

>> No.12940836

>>12940809
feline behind

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>>12940822
>>12940828
>Replying to bait

Seriously, are you guys taking two shitposters seriously? Just ignore them.

>> No.12940839

>>12940822
Because water is not oil just because you say it is. The sun is the sun. And collars are symbols of ownership and slavery, PERIOD.

>> No.12940841

>>12940836
Spank it.

>> No.12940842

>>12940814
>I'm gonna commit genocide on some sexy as girls that just want to fuck because some people on the internet mad me mad
K

>> No.12940843

>>12940837
I am ashamed.

You are a wiser anon than I.

>> No.12940844

>>12940839
>And collars are symbols of ownership and slavery, PERIOD.

You're not familiar with the concept of symbolism, are you?

>> No.12940845

>>12940809
Fantastic Felid Fanny
>>12940839
Stop talking about it then.

>> No.12940846

>>12940828
Not him but big rings are easy to make. What do you think a solid bracelet is? So that excuse just doesn't hold water.

>> No.12940847

>>12940822
I don't care what you "take" it for.
Just call a spade a spade.

>>12940828
Get a bigger ring? Or something that isn't meant for slaves/animals?

I don't know what else to tell you.

>>12940837
>Disagrees with me
>Bait/shitpost
Ahh, that old chestnut...

>> No.12940848

>>12940828
>>12940828
Then get her a bracelet, but fuck you if you if you think collars are going to become symbols of marriage.

>> No.12940852

>>12940839
Freedom-kun wa baka!

>> No.12940853

>...tilting her head to look over her shoulder in such a way that pushed the cowl off her head
>Such an angle should have been impossible

When Shaft are done with Kizu, will they step up and animate LDR's stories?

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>>12940771
>"Hey man, don't you think you should take a shower or something?"
>"Pfft, what are you my mom?"
>"You smell like you haven't showered for a week!"
>A buzzing sound can be heard approaching the dorm.
>All of a sudden, a pack of Beelzebub thump into the windows, faces pressed against the glass with their tongues hanging out.
>The heart pupils in their eyes seem to magnify as they drool.
>"Y-yeah I'll go take a shower..."

>> No.12940858

>>12940847
>>12940848
Fuck off.

>> No.12940860

>>12939496
>6 shiny Ryu daughterus
CUTE
>munch on pizza
I think my heart stopped.

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>>12940841
Do you think werecats like to be spanked?

>> No.12940868

>>12940839
You should crank your autism down a level or two

>> No.12940869

>>12940844
The meaning if symbols can change over time, yes, but, until we all become collar happy faggots, they remain symbols of slavery, bondage, obedience, and ownership, and no amount of tumblr logic from you will change that.

>> No.12940872

>>12940864
All cats do.

>> No.12940873

>>12940852
He is right about how collars are viewed by the general public though. These aren't chokers or something we're talking about. These are straight up dog collars. Come on. Even the people who get tattoos on their ring finger instead of real rings get shunned by polite society.

>> No.12940874

>>12940858
>I have no argument, therefore I will insult you.

Now that's just sad...

>> No.12940876

>>12940864
>Spanking a cheshire during rough sex
>Her smile doesn't drop ever
>It's only thinly hidden behind her biting her lip
MUH DICK

>> No.12940878

>>12940864
Is this more of your ass-backwards Cheshire Cat philosophy?

>> No.12940880

>>12940848
Who said they were going to become symbols? Bunch of anons bring them up whenever Luth posts a new one in the series, or when one of those images is posted, and it's never discussed again.
Current discussion notwithstanding, of course. It's the stubborn dissent which looks to be dragging this thing on longer than it was meant to go.

>> No.12940881

>>12940869
If you have some modicum of sense then you'd realize that symbolism would be inherently different in a world that features monstergirls.

>> No.12940883

>>12940858
As if I would obey some slave wannabee. You leave.

>> No.12940885

>>12940873
Okay, then chokers.
We'll both wear chokers. Sounds better anyway.
Does that sound better to you?

>> No.12940886

>>12940873
>general public
They don't like Monster Girls either, does that mean we should stop fapping to them?

>> No.12940891

>>12940873
Not this guy but I know people are gonna reply with
>implying human society matters
Collars have always, and probably will always, be seen as items of dominance and control, even with the addition of monster girls.

>> No.12940895

>>12940873
>Implying anybody who wants to marry and cuddle a monster girl cares about general public or polite society.

Sure, the fact that they're bothering with the back and forth shitposting in this thread displays some sense of public awareness, perhaps. But I think it might just be more "People are wrong on the internet" than being genuinely concerned with what they think.

>> No.12940894

>>12940881
Shhhh, that'd be too logical for them, anon.

They're probably the same folks who got in a tiff over househusbandry.

>> No.12940896

>>12940881
But we don't live in a monstergirl occupied world do we? And you're assuming, because humans have their own culture, monstergirls existing doesn't erase our own, and no self respecting man is gonna let himself get collared like a dog. Your argument is invalid.

>> No.12940899

>>12940771
You're a god man, panty anon.

>> No.12940900

>>12940842
>not committing genocide just to troll some guy on the internet
General Butt-Naked wasn't shit, make way for General Buttmad.

>> No.12940902

>>12940873
>general public
Who the fuck cares

>> No.12940904

>people don't want to be a collared househusband with a gentle, loving, yet strong and confident mosnter wife

It's like I don't even know you guys any more.

>> No.12940908

>>12940885
Chokers are worn exclusively by women.

>> No.12940909

What does someone like Freedom-kun think when he wakes up in the morning?
>Hmm, today is a good day to enforce FREEDOM!
>I will defend FREEDOM by forcing others to think like I do and like only the things I like!
>FREEDOM!

>> No.12940911

>>12940894
>Strawmanning.

You wanna try that again?

>> No.12940920

>>12940904
I want to be given a collar as a proposal by mai waifu, and then go out and make her a suitable wedding band of some kind in return.

I don't care about people who say it's "Just a symbol of ownership" or "Not representative of any kind of love" or whatever bullshit. It means love and devotion between us to me, and to her, and that's all that matters.

>> No.12940921

>>12940904
We just have to ride it out, anon.

>> No.12940922

>>12940904
It's not our fault you didn't have a positive father figure in your life.

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>>12940904
I want to greet my manticore after she's had a long day at work wearing nothing but an apron.

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>>12940909

>> No.12940929

>>12940909
He's probably an American, too, am I right?
Making me look bad.

>> No.12940931

>>12940750
Give this man a medal.

>> No.12940932

>>12940922
>positive father figure
Getting beaten up by a drunk and taught that's the only way to live like a man isn't positive Freedom-kun.

>> No.12940933

>>12940909
Because it's been established that you can't like collars, right? You want to wear the collar, fine, but don't pass it off as anything other than being owned, because that's not going to fly.

>> No.12940938

>>12940904
This man gets it. I need to support my Anubis waifu's career. Play with my Anubis daugheru and her lego collection. Welcome her home with a delicious dinner and maybe later that night when the daughteru's asleep, a glass of spiced wine and an erotic paw massage with a 'happy ending'.

>> No.12940943

>>12940928
I can't do this anymore. You guys keep flinging flaming turds, I'm taking that thing and putting it on my pillow for the night.

>> No.12940947

>>12940904
There's being a househusband, and there's being a bitch.

>> No.12940949

>>12940932
You could've just said "I don't know how to read".

Would've saved us both some time.

>> No.12940951

>>12940933
Whatever happened to anyone who wants to wear a collar being less than human?

>> No.12940953

>>12940928
>no glacies yet
>no sleepy weresheep

>> No.12940954

>>12940947
FYI, you're being a bitch.
>>12940949
You too. Please reconsider your values.

>> No.12940955

>>12940951
*Anyone who wants to be owned
*wants to be a thing

>>12940723

Nice try though.

>> No.12940958

>>12940949
Both of you could just stop posting.
It would save all of us some of our more or less valuable time and nerves

>> No.12940961

>>12940954
I will, right after you stop strawmanning me.

>> No.12940964

>>12940954
>wants the role of a woman
>reconsider your values

Laugh.

>>12940920
Whatever, dog.

>> No.12940965

>>12940958
I can stop, but what are we going to talk about that doesn't trigger someone's autism?

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>>12940943
You're taking a baby Wurm and putting it on your pillow?

I mean...It's nothing really degenerate or anything like that but that doesn't sound very comfortable.

>>12940953
Sleepy Weresheep is somewhere in this thread already.

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>>12940958
Agreed.
At this point, the time has come to talk of other things.

>> No.12940970

>>12940420
Why did he die? No seriously why did the dude in that image die, that's not even a remotely lethal blow. Agonizing as FUCK though.

>> No.12940971

>>12940965
H-handholding with girls that have appendages reasonably configured to do so?

>> No.12940973

>>12940938
>Anubis Waifu
>Supporting her career
>Playing with Daughteru and Legos
>Welcoming her home with dinner
>Late-night, erotic paw massages and "Happy End".

Are you me?
If you are not, which I'm pretty sure you're not, you are mah nigga of the highest order.

>> No.12940975

>>12940966
I have five pillows anon.
>>12940967
Of ships and shoes and sealing wax?

>> No.12940976

>>12940967
Of fools and sex? Candle wax?

Kinkiness and things?

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>>12940965
Uh, how about how we can bolster Pharaoh's reputation as someone who is NOT nearly as despotic as, say, Emperor Mateus?

Also, Pharaoh transmogrifying her cobra into an armblade. Yah or nah?

>> No.12940978

>>12940970
Go play Dead Space 2 then.

Preferably after playing 1.

>> No.12940979

>Keep trying to post on 4chan
>Always get "Connection Error"
>Post still goes up anyway
>No "_(You)" on responses though

The fuck is going on?

>> No.12940981

>>12940904
Role reversal shit is relegated to amazon and maybe dark elves. Just because monsters are the aggressor doesn't mean men are all at home knitting and taking care of the kids, that's your headcanon.

>> No.12940983

>>12940973
We are members of the Anubis fan club, the best girl.

>> No.12940982

>>12940979
I don't know. It takes forever to get the posts up, too.

>> No.12940984

>>12940970
Well his mind was taken over by the evil conciousness of an alienzombie creating spaceobeliskthing, so that might have something to do with it.

>> No.12940987

>>12940977
Mateus was actually a pretty sly motherfucker in the Dissidia series though.
>>12940979
I'm getting it too.
I really hope my post gets through.

>> No.12940988

>>12940979
It's not just you.
Posting in general is slow as hell for me at least, and I've got the same issues.

I blame alps.

>> No.12940989

>>12940978
Man, I love the Dead Space series
But then 3 happened

>> No.12940990

>>12940981
Andn werewolves, if you're a weakling, and honeybees and hornets, since it's unlikely you'll be leaving the hive, ever. Though your job will be fucking, not taking care of kids, so I'm not sure they apply.

>> No.12940992

>>12940967
Ah! A Selkie.

Hyggelig å møte deg.

>> No.12940995

>>12940979
Been going on for a while.

Shit's on fire, again...

>> No.12940996

>>12940988
I have done nothing wrong, I've got it too.
Give more literary criticism or the issues will continue
>>12940992
Jomsviking please.

>> No.12940998

>what are individuals
>what are personal preferences
I wish the black and white arguments would stop

>>12940979
Something refreshed and you got a new IP. Plain and simple

>> No.12941000

>>12940979
Been that way for me all day

>> No.12941002

>>12940966
i mean in the MGK style, like a small girl.
maybe with a small blankey she uses to sleep

>> No.12941004

>>12940988
Stop blaming alps you shit fucking asshole.

If I could hang out with alps and chat instead of you faggots I would.

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>>12940987
He was also a gaudy dresser.
And look at his creepy-ass creeping pose.

>> No.12941011

>>12940989
Deadspace 3 was genuinly fun, but only if co-op.

>> No.12941012

>>12941004
Dude, I was just being facetious.

>> No.12941014

>>12941004
>Loves alps
>Calls others faggots

Anon...

>> No.12941017

>>12940989
>DS3

Ahh yes, the only DS that fucked up everything by making the Plasma Cutter not the best weapon in the game like the original 2.

I still remember how I beat that game, I mixed a Harpoon base (or whatever the fuck that gun creation shit was) with a rapid fire barrel and basically ran around with a machine gun that shot miniturized harpoons.

Upgrading that shit to full made a legitimately overpowered weapon that worked for literally everything. I don't even think it was possible to run out of ammo with it since it was pretty efficient.

Also it not being scary. DS1 put effort into that DS2 at least tried to do it between the action but DS3 just straight up abandoned that shit.

>> No.12941018

>>12941006
Queer.

>>12941004
Everything is the alp's fault. That's why they'll be bullied to their dying day, even by those they love.

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Wan wan~

>> No.12941020

I've been gone for a few days, has Loen graced us with any more drawings lately?

>> No.12941021

>>12941006
He was also voiced by Hei/Cloud Strife (Ehrgeiz)/German Lewis in Japanese, and Kittan/Bright Noa (Unicorn) in english.

>> No.12941024

>>12941011
I'll agree to that. But like you said, it's not fun without co op
It's also the least scary of the series. And the weapons modifications made things WAY too easy

>>12941017
DS1 and 2 were genuinely scary. DS3 was just action shooter

>> No.12941025

>>12941019
Maledomfags gonna hate.

>> No.12941027

>>12941020
Loen hates us because we've been sitting around arguing about the logistics of collars all day.

>> No.12941029

>>12941020
Last of his I saw was a close up of a dragon's lips, and a holstaur in a dress posing lewdly. That was within the past couple days if I recall correctly

>> No.12941031

>>12941021
Oh wait, fuck. I confused Kenyuu Horiuchi with Hidenobu Kiuchi.

>> No.12941032

>>12941014
Fuck you.

Alps are objectively better friends than every single person in this thread.

0/10 would not befriend any of you.

>> No.12941033

>>12941017

Dead Space was just Martian Gothic on a ship instead of a colony anyway. It was just too damn predictable.

>> No.12941034

>>12941019
Another alp wannabee.

>> No.12941038

>>12941025
You just had to be a shitstain again, didn't you?

Just stop.

>> No.12941041

>>12940554
I wouldnt see a problem with wearing one if my waifu would wear one aswell.

Our current culture would mean shit anyway in a world with monstergirls.

It also helps prevent "accidents" involving ushi-oni's "missing" the fact that you have a ring on your finger.

>> No.12941042

>>12940623
Shy thunderird all the way. Unless she turns out to be plagued with the airheadedness of harpies.

>> No.12941043

>>12941032
Sad part is, you're totally correct.

>> No.12941045

>>12941032
Some of us are Alps you fool.
>>12941038
But he's right. See?>>12941034

>> No.12941048

>>12941032
>>12941025
Why the fuck are there so many alps here lately?Must be something in the water.

>> No.12941052

>>12941048
Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!

>> No.12941055

>>12941032
B-but Anon, I thought we were already friends :(

>> No.12941056

>>12941052
Woody...

>> No.12941057

>>12940928
10/10
Would treasure and cherish

>> No.12941058

>>12941048
I don't give a shit, objectively, any man who wants to be princess carried would be called a faggot, in any part of the world. Rightly too. maledom has nothing to do with it, male pride, yes.

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>>12941052
There's a snake in my boot!

>> No.12941062

>>12941032
>Would not befriend...you
Meet me in person and say that to my face, motherfucker. I'll treat you to my favorite restaurant, you bitch.

>> No.12941065

>>12941048
>implying I'm an alp
>Implying I just don't want friends/people to talk to that don't throw shit over stupid things.

I would rather walk into an alp bar naked than be friends with a single one of you shit throwers

>> No.12941066

>>12941058
meant for >>12941045

>> No.12941067

>>12941058
>pride
This is a negative attribute.

>> No.12941068

>>12940928
>Using the version where I forgot to colour the ears properly.

How embarrassing for me...

>> No.12941071

>>12941065
>walk into an alp bar naked
>KYAAAH~! PERVERT!

>> No.12941079

This princess carry argument is crackers.

Everyone knows the only correct answer is for the husbando and the waifu to give each other princess carries.
At the same time.

>> No.12941080
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>tfw no Dakini to throat fuck you with her tongue

>> No.12941084

>>12941071
The Alps would secretly love it.

>> No.12941088

>>12941067
It's also a sin. Is Devout Christian-Kun still in here? He might provide some details google can't scrounge

Though now I wonder what the MG version of the seven sins would be

>> No.12941087

>>12941079
Make it so.

>> No.12941092

>>12941062
Whatever you say.

Goddamn alp I'll gladly accept.

>> No.12941095

>>12941084
>A-are you going to rape us?
>I'm not even gay, I swear! I hate dicks!
>You turned Alp from eating that fruit?
>NO I DIDN'T EAT OUT SOME FRUIT, I TOLD YOU I'M NOT GAY!

>> No.12941097

>>12941079
Wouldn't that cause some kind of infinite loop that causes you ascend into the heavens and never return?

>> No.12941098

>>12941067
This isn't your neighborhood christfag, and any person or nation worth their salt has a sense of pride.

>> No.12941101

>>12941098
>christfag
It doesn't take a Christian to recognize how feeling you're better than others over something that isn't even an achievement on your own part is stupid.

>> No.12941106

>>12941079
I'm sorry you there weren't non alps to teach you how to conduct yourself growing up, really.

>> No.12941108

>>12941097
The only way to find out is to try.

>> No.12941110

>>12941101
Not to mention that if a bunch of goat herders thousands of years ago understood pride leads to problems, that it should be a simple concept to understand

>> No.12941114
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>>12941097
>infinite loop
An excuse presents itself.

>> No.12941115

>>12940554
I wouldnt see a problem with wearing one if my waifu would wear one aswell.

Our current culture would mean shit anyway in a world with monstergirls.

It also helps prevent "accidents" involving ushi-oni's "missing" the fact that you have a ring on your finger.

>> No.12941119

>>12941065
I would rather walk into an alp bar naked, period.

>> No.12941123

>>12941101
What the fuck are you even talking about?

>> No.12941127

>>12941114
Come on man don't remind me of the Kagari I'll never have.

>> No.12941133

>>12940623
I'll go with the Kitsune-tsuki. Sounds like a nice change.

>> No.12941135

>>12941065
>>12941119
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlGclIZV5JQ

>> No.12941137

>>12940979

It's happening.

>> No.12941141

>>12941123
>being proud because you were born with the Y chromosome
>Being proud because you were born in a specific country
Not personal achievements. Nothing to be proud of.

>> No.12941146

>>12941137
Nah, it's probably just 4chanX being finicky again/

>> No.12941150

>>12941141
Really? REALLY?

>> No.12941153

>>12941114
I always imagined her as a dire wolf. Then she'd carry me around and keep me safe and secure and hug me with her big meaty paws with her chin on my head.

>> No.12941158

>>12941150
Yes. You only get bragging rights for things that you do with your own efforts, and even then you should have the good taste not to.

>> No.12941159

>>12941146
I don't use 4chan X and the issues are persisting. It's an error on the site end, for sure. Google's captchas are fucking up occasionally, too.

>> No.12941160

>>12941146
I don't have 4chanX and I'm getting these issues too.

>> No.12941164

So what is it with these boat women?
It's not that one fucking rape doujin I read is it?

>> No.12941166
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12941166

>>12941153

>> No.12941169

>>12941141
>>Being proud because you were born in a specific country

Well, you can be proud of it if you serve in the military, volunteering to take arms and defend your home and loved ones from the enemy in war.

>> No.12941170

>>12941158
No, really, get out.

>> No.12941175

>>12941164
What?

>> No.12941178

>>12941164
>It's not that one fucking rape doujin I read is it?
It's many, many rape doujins at this point. There's no telling.

>> No.12941181

>>12941169
Serving in the military is not being born. It's actually doing something yourself.
>>12941170
>I haven't done anything in my life but I feel I deserve to look down on others because I'm 'murrican
Okay, I'll go.

>> No.12941182

>>12941170
Don't bite the bait, Anon. Just keep swimming

>> No.12941184

>>12941153
>>12941166
>>>/uncle alp's/

>> No.12941187

>>12941178
So it's stil a bunch of boat girls who have been raped to the point of being mindbroken into fucking breeding pods with no real story or doujin it's bbased off of that isn't rapety rape rape.

>> No.12941190

>>12941170
I like the part where he fails to take into account that if it wasn't for pride in country and history, nobody would give a shit about preserving things for posterity.

>This ring has been in my family for ten generations.
>Eh, nothing to be proud of. Gold is so high right now, I should cash it in for a quick buck.

>> No.12941192

>>12941184
What goes on at uncle alp's?

>> No.12941195

>>12941080
>no dakini to torment you like the faggot fox she is
Life is torment.

>> No.12941196

>>12941182
Thanks he had me.

>> No.12941198
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12941198

Here, have a heart attack.

>Art by Loen.

>> No.12941202

>>12941166
"Feel dragon, take me far away from here."
>"I shall Anon, even if your feels become to heavy to bear."

>> No.12941203

>>12941187
You don't know about Kantai Collection (Kancolle)? It's a Japanese mobile game. There's some shallow semblance of a story from what I understand, somewhere around the level of the Touhou games. It's about as popular these days too if fan works are anything to go off of. So yeah, there are plenty of rape doujins, but also many that aren't.

>> No.12941206

>>12941192
Alps princess carry each other and talk of what it'll be like once a real human boys does it.

>> No.12941207

>>12941178
>>12941187
Someone I know keeps linking me to KanColle doujins featuring massive tentacle vore monsters and different boatgirls.

I have no idea what KanColle actually IS, but I already have a strong aversion to it just because of the frequency at which I'm shown those doujins. It's pretty hilarious, honestly.

>>12941166
I want to give a dragon a headrub while receiving one from her. Or a werewolf. Or anubis. Or weresheep.
I just want to sit in a seated-sex position with that monstergirl, and share some headrubbing pleasure with her. It'd be comfy as fuck.

>> No.12941208

>>12941195
>Dakini
>Faggot fox
Dakini is great so long as you can let her inhabit the body of your best friend and feed her murderboner.

>> No.12941213

>>12941202
Holy shit.

>> No.12941220

I know you're in here kitsoviet. Where's te next uncharted island chapter?
Don't you dare blueball us on the only scylla store we have

>> No.12941221

>>12941207
>Or weresheep.
Oh, aren't you just adora-- Zzz...

>> No.12941226

>>12941220
That the one with the guy who was starving and she tries to befriend him, very awkwardly?

>> No.12941228

>>12941206
So hypothetically I could go in there and gain a building's worth of alps?

>> No.12941233

>>12941228
A building's worth of fembros to bluecunt at least. I doubt any one of us would have the stamina required to handle all of them.

>> No.12941238

>>12941226
yes. she also is a little bit yan. not murder yan, just imsolonely yan.

>> No.12941239

>Pick up newborn baby Wurm
>She giggles and coos adorably
>Try and give her back to the waifu so she can be fed
>"This item is cursed and cannot be unequipped"

>> No.12941242

>>12941187
>>12941207
It's the next 2hu with intentionally no plot or world building to make it easier for faceless anons to self-insert their dick into the waifu template "boat" girls. Also a japanese cardgame thing that has a terrible anime airing this season.

>featuring massive tentacle vore monsters
Abyssal girls and their monster stuff are the only redeeming feature because their designs aren't as fucking lazy. So far in the anime mostly all they do is stand around pretending to not be american forces and get killed by glorious nippon.

Whole thing lives on its fanbase though so yeah, they get attention through doujins.

>> No.12941244

>>12939111
5/10 would not fist

>> No.12941252

>>12941233
If you spread them out within a week you can.

I'd gladly help them become Stage 3

>> No.12941254

>>12941239
>Cursed
>Not bound once equipped
Do you even RPG?

>> No.12941256

>>12941228
Well, I suppose, but are you sure you want that many?

>>12941233
Please stop using yourself as the benchmark for what other can or can't do, solipsism kun.

>> No.12941257

>>12939783
Thanks

>> No.12941262

>>12941198
What variety of milk is that?

>> No.12941265

>>12941221
Having my head rubbed by a weresheep would be heaven.
Considering that having my head rubbed normally more or less just turns me into a dopey, drooling idiot, cuddling up into a weresheep, rubbing up against her fur and taking in deep breathes of her hair while she headrubbed me to sleep would probably be the comfiest thing ever.

>> No.12941266

>>12941233
>>12941252
Start slow and keep adding them up, once you've gotten to a certain point incubization will do the rest and you can pick up speed

>> No.12941268
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12941268

Red Earth.

MANTICORE.

>> No.12941269

>>12939783
Why thank you my good anon

>> No.12941272

>>12941262
Holst I guess.

>> No.12941275

>>12941242
Didn't one of the boatsluts get killed by an Abyss girl in episode 3?

>> No.12941277

>>12941265
Even a Weresheep that kidnapped you while working at an ice cream parlor?

>> No.12941278

>>12941266
Oh hey I see the (You) now.

But yeah that does sound like a good plan, thanks for the idea anon.

>> No.12941280

>>12941242
>Implying Bismarck isn't best waifu

>> No.12941285

>>12940272
we don't take kindly to you woodland folk *cock rifle*

>> No.12941286

>>12941265
Who normally rubs your head?

>> No.12941287

>>12941277
That's oddly specific. Do you want to talk about it?

>> No.12941295

>>12940373

>Making horsepussy play Dark Souls

>> No.12941294

>>12941285
>*action*

Please leave.

>> No.12941297

>>12941285
>*action*

>> No.12941298

>>12941265
>rednecks and MGs

I didn't know how badly I wanted this until right this moment.

>> No.12941300
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12941300

>>12941269
>replying late
Don't mention it.

>> No.12941301

>>12941268
That'd look pretty nice, shame I'm not a color/drawfag though.

>> No.12941304

>>12939286
So she doesn't know how old he is, and he still doesn't know what she is monsterwise. What do they even talk about?

>> No.12941305

>>12941272
She's gonna be a soft wurm

>> No.12941307

>>12941287
I for one want someone to write about it..

>> No.12941308

>>12941275
Yeah. Right at the end by some magically unseen straggler that didn't retreat with the rest of its forces while she's apparently miles out of formation after a whole episode of everyone reeling off death flag lines.

It was worse than that Monster Musume chapter with Lala.

Why I went with saying "mostly", but any hope of her sinking being followed up by turning into an abyssal is likely very wishful and reserved for said doujins.

>> No.12941309

>>12941268
California Gold Thunderbird

>> No.12941312

>>12941265
Any big, fluffy paws MG would give good headrubs

The warm fluff of a Yeti's paws scratching your head would make anyone fall asleep

>> No.12941314

>>12941309
Anon you're a genius

>> No.12941317

>>12941308

Aren't the Abyssals zombie boatsluts or some shit?

>> No.12941319

>>12941268
Bedouin Dreams anubis with bright green eyes.

Amazon Chocolate ice dragon with pure white hair.

>>12941277
Maybe.

>>12941286
Girls in college. My hair's quite fluffy and soft, and never stops looking like mild bedhead. Payoff for washing it daily, I suppose.

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>>12941277
>>12941287

>> No.12941322

>>12941305
>soft wurm
>Big ol' wurm titties
>Tail so soft you still have room to wiggle when she wraps you up
>This makes her incredibly insecure
>You take full advantage of this by making tiny thrusts into her when she's still sensitive
Yes.

>> No.12941323

>>12941254
It's a reference to Dragon Quest probably.

>> No.12941324

>>12941305
I can get behind that...

>> No.12941327

>>12941300
I'd cut that tail off for mantles.

>> No.12941329

>>12940708
Well, looks like Alp found his cojones, and just when I was considered dropping you. Will be watching.

>> No.12941331

>>12940362
Dat health.

>> No.12941333

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

>> No.12941339

>>12941308

Aren't the Abyssals zombie boatsluts or some shit?

>> No.12941341

>>12941268
Indian summer Kejourou

>> No.12941343

>>12941317
I've heard something to that effect, yeah. They supposedly represent american navy, too.

All I know is their designs are good.

>> No.12941350

>>12941339
>All this connection error reposting
MOOOOOOOOT ;_;

Been r'ing to double-check and it always seems to post the first time anyway.

>> No.12941361
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12941361

We boatsluts now?

>> No.12941367

>>12941361
What a waste of
Milk? Is that milk?

>> No.12941370

>>12941361
At least post an abyssal, which is a monster girl.

>> No.12941372

>>12941361
only the monstrous ones

>> No.12941373

>>12941361
No, boats a shit.

>> No.12941380

>>12941207
>Dragon
>Anubis
Best taste.
I'd also a Nightmare

>> No.12941385

>>12941367
You've never had milk and toast?

>>12941370
Got it.

>> No.12941386

>>12941319
>Dose Spoilers
YOU.
YOU ARE MAH NIGGA OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

>> No.12941388

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLWHzEP_0Rw

but the boats are the hoes?

>> No.12941390

>>12941361

Hey, HEY! Sto-- nonono-- fuuuuuck!

God dammit, I just cleaned that floor! Thanks alot, kid.

>> No.12941395

>>12941322
>>12941324
What is the best item and why is it Holstaurus milk?

>> No.12941397

>>12941314
Really? I just thought it'd be cute/cool

>> No.12941400

>>12941395
>Makes girls, already soft by nature, even softer
>Gives girls larger breasts, if they and their husbands are into that
>Extremely nutritious, glass a day improves HEALTH to a great extent.

It is pretty damn good.

>> No.12941402

>>12941397
No Anon. You're a genius
This man is a genius

>> No.12941414

>>12941390
>the life of a janitor in MGCHS
>jaded for having seen too much shit
>shouting at everyone for making a massive fucking mess
>beating kids over the head with a mop as they run half-naked clothes in hand from one of your closets
>plugging yet another gloryhole
>opening the locker of the damn worm for the fifth time today
>having to clean up the science wing because the clumsy lamia chemistry teacher tried to be sexy again
>frowning as everyone snickers at the wet floor sign
>getting sexually harassed by the succubus math teacher
>sternly staring down your kikimora stalker as she cleans up her puddle of sexual fluids she created while masturbating, stuttering out apologies the entire time
Why is it man always wants what they can't have?

>> No.12941413

>>12941309
>tfw no trashy, but fun to be around, Thunderbird bimbo.

>> No.12941420

TESTOSTERONE
VAGINEYS
LIFTING

REAL MEN ALL THE TIME - /MGG/

>> No.12941424

>>12941414
>"I-I see you like cleaning too! I love cleaning!"
"Kid, I don't this job for the jumpsuit and cleaning up cumstains..."

>> No.12941429

>>12941420
>/MGG/

>> No.12941431

Reminder that a P'Orc and Kikimora combo is full of pure love.

So is a Mantis and Kunoichi.

>> No.12941432

>>12941414
>Plugging yet another gloryhole
This needs to be explored more.

>> No.12941435

>>12941424
>Kikimora starts to help bitter janitor
>Although he won't admit it, the company's nice
>She does get bullied a lot since she's helping him, but a good long glare makes then buzz off
>Plus, it cuts work time almost in half
>Too bad she masturbates to him in broom closets and other area where he knows students won't go
>Seriously, she leaves behind feathers. And for someone who's good at cleaning, her mop tip seems to be always damp

>> No.12941437

>no art of Janet kiki as a real janitor

>> No.12941438

>>12941437
>Janet
No, just no.

>> No.12941443

>>12941435
>Janny reading Zero-G Juggs
>Kikimora pulls up a chair next to him and starts reading Messy Creampies IV

>> No.12941444
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12941444

Reminder that monrtergirls can be whores until they get married.

>> No.12941446

>>12941385
>milk and toast
That sounds like it could either suck or actually be kind of nice.

>> No.12941448

>>12941443
>They both don't say anything
>They just continue to read
>They even flip pages at the same time

>> No.12941457

>>12941444
Just like your mom.

>> No.12941460

Reminder that monster girls are a collective of individuals with personal preferences, and what one wishes to do with their time does not apply to their species as a whole

>> No.12941462

>>12941443
>>12941448
Yep

>> No.12941465

>TFW we'll never have that Kejorou prostitute healing story

Writefaggots, pls.

>> No.12941469

>>12941457
How's being twelve treating you?

>> No.12941471

>>12941462
Yep...

>> No.12941473

>>12941471
>>12941462
Yep

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>>12941460
Would there be monstergirls who'd play Otome games that feature cute old men?
This begs the question in regards to monstergirl oriented Otome games, what is a monstergirl that many monstergirls can self-insert into?

>> No.12941479
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>> No.12941480

>>12941462
>>12941471
>>12941473
Mhm

>> No.12941481

>>12941462
>>12941471
>>12941473
JUST FUCK ALREADY

>> No.12941487

>>12941479
Furry.

>> No.12941488

>>12941477
RIP in peace Big Boss.

>> No.12941489

>>12941480
Hank!

The governments putting demonic energy in the water!

The want to turn us into little more than walking dildos....or alps....

>> No.12941490

>>12941477
Well, going by common stereotypes, there would often be a rich bishie character, yes?
And surely that rich bishie would have servants, yes? Perhaps a young butler-in-training for a "Rich vs Poor" contrast for the Heroine to experience.

Or, alternatively, an older Head Butler as an unexpected, secret route.
>"Ara ara, you wouldn't want an old snake like me, would you?"

Maybe something really common and generic, like a cat girl?

>> No.12941491

>>12941479
>Those thighs
>That health
>That subtle tightness of the panties squeezing her pudge
Although this goes just a little bit over my tolerance of softness, god damn
Too bad those FUCKING PENCIL THIN ARMS RUIN EVERYTHING

>> No.12941492

>>12941479
I wish she stayed like that throughout instead of entering cheese mode.

>> No.12941498

>>12941489
Dammit Dale.

>> No.12941501

>>12935543
Has this been translated yet?

>> No.12941504

You faggots talking about that Kiki janitor bullshit.

But I know who I would want as our Janitor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEtvYb_aoNI

>> No.12941506

>>12941492
>cheese mode
Do I even want to know?

>> No.12941515

>>12941489

>You stupid redneck. The government don't need do anything. This WHOLE area already contaminated. In Laoescatie, we purge demonic taint. That why my lawn so lush and green and doesn't moan sexually when you walk on it.

>So, King, are you a knight or a paladin?

>I'm a hero you ignorant hillbilly.

>But what kind of hero? A knight or a paladin?

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12941516

>tfw no kraken scans

>> No.12941518

>>12941498
I'm serious Hank!

Why do you think they keep sending trucks to the water plants?

So they can drop off Dark Matters!

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>>12941490
>Mamono Sans Frontieres!!: Will That S Rank Notice Me?

>> No.12941531

>>12941516
>MGE monstergirl wearing panties.
That's just absurd.

>> No.12941536

>>12941531
How about spats?

>> No.12941537

>>12941531
Kraken is a silly girl. And she wanted to try to look sexy for her mate.

>> No.12941542

>>12941536
>MGE monstergirl wearing spats.
That's just sublime.

>> No.12941548

>>12941537
She'd look just as sexy with out panties. I am curious as to how an eight legged garter belt would look like.

>> No.12941553

I want to travel the world and help a Phoenix girl regain her power.

>> No.12941554
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>>12941542
>Anubis in spats

>> No.12941556
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>>12941548
It's 10, apparently.

And I really want to find out.

>> No.12941558

>>12941554
>We're going to take one good thing
>And mix it with another good thing!
Genius

>> No.12941560

So, how would MGs court a man, other than rape and mamono mana? Would a harpy swoop down on the man she likes give him shiny baubles and do a dance like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7QZnwKqopo

Would a dragon give sidle up in a limo loaded with gold?

Kitsune displaying their tails like a peacock?


And how would MGs compete when they're after the same man? Holsts pressing their boobs against their rivals, and whoever milks first loses?

Alices seeing who can do the better curtsy?

Mantis deathmatches?

Princess carry fags need not apply.

>> No.12941561

>>12941553
Just walk in circles until she's 99 again.
Then rebirth her again and repeat the cycle until she's stronger than the Monster Lord before the first boss of the game.

>> No.12941563

>>12941554
That ass was made for 'em.

>Mai waifu wearing spats
Why is that not on my list yet.
That should be on my list.

>> No.12941570

>>12941560
>Not wanting to get swooped off your feet and princess carried by a strong Jinko/Ogre/Amazon/Oni/Hellhound with heart shaped pupils.

>> No.12941571

>>12941560
>Princess carry fags need not apply.

But why would you ask a question appealing directly to role reversal-fags, then tell those most into it to fuck off?

>> No.12941572

>>12941561
But then I can't fight a Mantis, or a smug Werecat.

Nor could I become a purple Ice dinosaur.

>> No.12941583

>>12941536
>>12941542
>Ren in spats
>Wurm with spats on head

>> No.12941585

>>12941571
>directed at role reversalfags

Implying, the focus is on courtship rituals, not wanting to be the little girl.

>>12941570
Wonderful, you can read, too bad about your man card.

>> No.12941590
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>>12941560
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtxMOwUlbAA
Like this but with girls. So graceful.

>> No.12941595

>>12941585
Big maledom fan here, but even I think you're being a dick. Let people enjoy what they enjoy. Don't demean them for it.

Telling others the "right" way to like MGs is pretty shitty. Imagine how much worse the thread would be if others were like you, and smearing anyone that didn't like DFC, or chubby health, subs, doms, etc. This thread would be a shithole.

Why do you even care what others do in their heads? Fun police much?

>> No.12941599

>>12941585
Nigger, it is about girls trying to court men. That is as basic role-reversal as it gets. No mental gymnastics will change that.

>> No.12941601

>>12941585
A man is a man, just because he's happy being a househusband doesn't make him less of a man.

>> No.12941607

>>12941595
You have the right idea in mind. I like you.

>> No.12941611

>>12941595
>smearing anyone that didn't like DFC, or chubby health, subs, doms, etc.

Have you been here longer than two weeks? That is our normal, sometimes serious, sometimes not.

>Why do you even care what others do in their heads?

I don't. And because I posted a scenario and don't want their input? They can just ,not participate. "Just ignore it" like some of you are so fond of saying. I don't have to like what they like.

>> No.12941612

>>12941522
>Mamono Sans Frontieres
I wonder what their advertising campaigns would look like. Harrowing black and white footage of a world filled with innumerable betas, but sorely lacking women able to abduct them and give them the love they so clearly need?

And all those teenaged monster girls coming across on their gap years to build brothels.

>> No.12941615

>>12941601
A real man doesn't go around telling others what a real man is.

>> No.12941616

>>12941465
>Prostitute healing story
You'll take your kitsune and like it!

>> No.12941619

>>12941615
A real man is man enough to become an Alp because he's so secure in his manhood that he doesn't even need a penis to be manly. To him, a penis is akin to training wheels.

That is a real man.

>> No.12941620

>>12941599

That doesn't mean you treat them like women. I already said, even spoilered it, to not make it seem like a challenge, that they need not apply, just move on. >>12940981

>>12941601
I don't share your view.

>> No.12941622

>>12941612
well, MSF just recruits from various military units, and by recruit, I mean "kidnap and convince them with Big Boss' charisma". so you'd need a Big Boss type monstergirl

>> No.12941628

>>12941619
>I'm so manly I want to have dicks in all my holes.

Were you joking?

>> No.12941629

>>12941611
>Other people are shitposters, so adding more shit is okay.

People like you ARE the reason /mgt/ is shitter than it needs to be.

>I don't have to like what they like
So you think personally insulting someone is the same as being reasonable and saying, "That's not my cup of tea, but to each their own"?

>>12941615
To paraphrase Marget Thatcher: "Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."

The same thing can be applied to those ALPHA DAWG internet gangbangers who brag about how manly they are or how often they get laid. If it were true, they would be out doing it instead of bragging about it on the intertubes.

>> No.12941632

Are we seriously going to get into this shit again? Give it a fucking rest. If how another person enjoys monster girls makes you foam at the mouth, then it's YOU who has the problem, not anyone else.

For fucks sake, can we give our janitor a break for once in our god damned existence?

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>>12941583
>Wurm that is spats on head retarded

You know a jinko would look great in spats...

>> No.12941634

>>12941556
It should be 10, she's obviously based on a giant squid rather than octopus

>> No.12941633

>>12941619
>I'm so manly I want to have dicks in all my holes.

Were you joking?

>>12941629
Just ignore then.

>> No.12941637

>>12941629
>ALPHA DAWG internet gangbangers who brag about how manly they are
I remember that one guy earlier the thread that typed like a 12 year old whilst claiming his alphaness.

Why do people do that here in /mgg/ of all places?

>> No.12941640

>>12941633
He might be a fan of the Military's "Gay Chicken" game.

>> No.12941641

>>12941628
Look, if you are so manly that you can suck a dick and still be manly, than you are without a doubt the manliest man in the room. He can even be called a she, have wide hips and big breasts, and made into a submissive cumslut and still be manly, than that's more manly than most of us will ever be.

Just more proof Alps are totally the best and I think I speak for everyone when I say all the cute human males should go out and find an Alp to date, who's with me?

>> No.12941643

>>12941635
I want to sleep on a Jinko's abs.

>> No.12941644

>>12941635
What MG wouldn't look great in spats? Hell, even lamia species would look great in spats.

>> No.12941645

>>12941595
He wants to hear certain anon's ideas, not all of them. You telling him to accept all is pretty hypocritical, since there is no "right" way to enjoy monstergirls.

You sound tumblr as fuck.

>> No.12941648

>>12941637
Some people are really insecure and they lash out at others as a coping mechanism. Why they do it here? I haven't a clue.

>> No.12941651

>>12941645
>Implying a similar post about collars saying "Maledomfags need not apply" wouldn't get maledomfags bitching about it

>> No.12941654

>>12941648
You beat me to the punch, but I'll post in any ways:

>>12941637
Because they're emotionally insecure enough to care about what anonymous strangers think about them.

Additionally, people like >>12941585 even feel the need to demean others in an attempt to elevate your own status and affirm your self worth since you cannot do so through conventional success.

>> No.12941656

>>12941622
Presumably their donation drive videos would be different. Plus here at least the actual MSF get a lot of civilian medical volunteers.

>> No.12941655

>>12941641
Alp pls.

I already want my own alp friend.

>> No.12941660

>>12941637
>Why do people do that here in /mgg/ of all places

Because all MGs are about femdom, right?

>>12941641
You're not funny alp. I guess it's true what they say about women comedians.

>> No.12941672
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>>12941644
How would Sandworm spats?

>> No.12941673

>>12941651
>>12941654
>>12941648

Rituals guy here, I for one wouldn't reply, why? Because no, I would not want to be collared. If I saw such a post I would conclude "oh, it's not for me" and read on. But here you are, projecting so much shit about insecurity or whatever. Guess what? I don't like the idea of being princess carried, I don't have to and I never will. And I don't need their input, that's all there is to it.

>> No.12941678

>>12941672
Tube around the tongue, bigass tube around the body. Sandworm spats really would come in pairs.

>> No.12941681

>>12941672
Just a big ring somewhere on her lower third.

>> No.12941685
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>>12941678
Shit nigga that sounds adorable.

>> No.12941689

>>12941673

If that's true, more power to you. But some people have to go out of their way to demean others to make themselves feel bigger like this guy >>12941585

>> No.12941699

>>12941689
I agree with him that princess carrying is a privilege reserved for women.

>> No.12941708

>>12941640
Is that where you see who moves out of the way first, before kissing?

>> No.12941724

>>12941198
>>12941305
>You will never kiss your soft Wurm baby's tummy.

>> No.12941732

There are some real ugly personalities in these threads. Like that one guy actually trying to exclude others from his discussion. Where the fuck do you think you are? Schoolyard playground?

How does it make you feel to know that for some of us, defining personality traits, such as bigotry, or even something more mundane like being addicted to workohol, would be deemed inconvenient to your waifu in the "eyes" of mamono mana, and would be utterly wiped out to make room for more sex drive, during the process of incubisation? Thereby basically killing the cornerstone of your current self.

I personally feel that a large part of my character is a lack of motivation and care. So, works out for me really. It would suck if any of us had mega big aspirations to be come the best baseballer or something, only to have that dream to be wiped out.

>> No.12941736

>>12941724
>you'll never poke it
>she'll never giggle in a heart busting way

>> No.12941747

>>12941732
How does it make you feel to know that you're this upset over hypothetical scenarios?

>> No.12941753

>>12941736
>poke baby wurm's tummy
>she grabs your finger
>starts playing with your hand

And that's how Anon broke his wrist.

>> No.12941761

>>12941753
>Not building Wrist Endurance by Playing Kid Icarus Uprising on Intensity 9 like Liam

>> No.12941766

>>12941747
>Upset
Nice job not reading.

>> No.12941771

>>12941753
>Not wearing your injuries as a badge of honor
>All the dragondads get together
>Frank, with the Wyvern daughteru, showing off his broken ribs after she insisted on carrying him and ended up dropping him because she's still too small
>Dave, with the Wurm daughteru, shows off his broken thumb and wrist after his daughter insisted on having a thumb war
>Steve with the Dragon daughteru is the butt of all the jokes because his daughter singed all the hair off of his face and head while blowing out her birthday candles

>> No.12941775

>>12941732
>Best Baseballer
I don't think that's the kind of thing that an Incubus' mind would try to suppress.

>You will never build a baseball diamond with your MG waifu
>She will never help you practice each day between love making sessions.
>You will never start your own team comprised of your daughterus.
>You will never start a League with other like-minded families.

>> No.12941777

>>12941747
Ah, cut him some slack, man.
I mean, you've got >>12941560 posting that completely unnecessary last line, despite the recent shitstorm over the exact same subject, and people calling him out for it.
His post was about kooky harpy dances and loaded dragons. Nobody was going to talk about princess carrying anyway.

When the thread gets like that, it's not fun for anybody. And that's probably >>12941732's main draw to the threads. I know it's my main draw, at least.
When you post shit like that, nobody benefits. Not you, not them, and not the thread.
Just, be a little less of a dick. Like 5% less. That's just general advice for life for anybody.

>> No.12941778

>>12941761
>Liam straight up wrecked his wrist to shit playing Kid Icarus Uprising
I forgot that was a thing that happened.

>> No.12941784

>>12941778
Hey remember when Monster Hunter took over Pat's life that one time?

>> No.12941788

>>12941778
I've still comtinued to luck out with thst game. I've played it for a couple of hours at a time and have never had even an ache in my wrist.
Granted, it may be because I am a horrible mutsnt born from the Woolie Hole, but I still fail to see just how people wreck their wrists in particular from playing it.

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>>12941777
>unnecessary

Sorry, I jus don't want to hear about people who want to be treated like females because muh femdom. Remember that translation two threads back or so, about incubi working fields and stuff? Men in MGE aren't all stay at home daddies minding the kids and being housemakers, that's still the female's job. Except in amazon's case, I'll give you that. I have zero interest in that type of role reversal, I'm here for reverse rape and the lasciviousness and exoticness of the girls. Wanting to be treated like a woman is not a prerequisite to like monstergirls.

>> No.12941819

>>12941791
And that's fine and dandy, anon, but there's a lot of people here who like monster girls, some in different ways than you. Some people like dominant MGs and being submissive, some like submissive MGs and being dominant, some like a little of both, and some don't give a rats ass.

The great thing about these threads is that, in any situation, you're pretty likely to find something that appeals to you. And at the end of the day, that's all people want here, is just to enjoy Monster Girls in the way that appeals to them.

I don't understand why it's hard for people to grasp that concept, and I certainly cannot understand the people who revel in stirring shit up. We all want a peaceful thread to enjoy, so instead of tearing out each other's throats like a pack of mad dogs, we should try to maintain some level of peace

>inb4 you're on 4chan
We are not /b/ or /r9k/, we shouldn't be trying to act like them in the first place

>> No.12941827
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12941827

>You will never go on an adventure in P'Orc land fucking the bitches left and right.
>You will never play SoM with P'Orcs

>> No.12941837

>>12941827
Good

Pig parts are shit. If I want thick I can just apply that to a better girl

>> No.12941839

>>12941819
>but there's a lot of people here who like monster girls, some in different ways than you

Exactly, and I didn't want theirs in my scenario, is that wrong? I didn't tell them they can't like it.

>> No.12941845

>>12941837
But anon they're adorable.

>> No.12941855

>>12941839
So? They're not forcing it into your headcanon scenario. You said,

>I don't want to hear about people who...

You're basically saying, "I don't like it, so don't post about it in the thread."

>> No.12941859

>>12941855
>"I don't like it, so don't post about it in the thread."

God damn it. I said, don't post about it here >>12941560

>> No.12941866

>>12941859
Most people are reasonable about it people having different tastes. It's just that one shitposter that comes out of the woodwork whenever emasculation (MG carrying men) or heavy femdom monsters are mentioned (Ushi-Oni, Amazons).

That guy seems really insecure about the whole affair, given how he has to belittle and show is ALPHA DAWG-ness every time it comes up.

>> No.12941871

How would Cool Guy do in Monster Girl City?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4txVqr1eNwc

>> No.12941877

>>12941871
We already talked about this.

Up to his knees in bitches, not as many as Kuuga tho.

>> No.12941878

>>12941859
You were posting, asking about Monster Girl Courting Rituals.

To some people, said courting rituals may include literally being swept off their feet. They're just answering your question to the thread, if they answer as such.

If you don't like their answers, you can just ignore it. With the "Need Not Apply" bit, you pretty well are saying "Don't post in the thread if you're thinking X".

>> No.12941879

>>12941866
Anon, in case you missed it, I don't like princess carrying either, and ushi onis can burn in a pile. I'm indifferent to amazons.

>> No.12941887

>>12941462
Scruffy gonna die the way he lived...

>> No.12941897

What's after this place?

>> No.12941902

I think that we set a new record for shitposting

>> No.12941907
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>>12941902
Probably.
But hey, who are two MGs you'd play Megaten with?

Keep in mind, one will really want you to side with the Law Hero. And the other will REALLY want you to side with the Chaos Hero.

>> No.12941908

Uh... I dont play video games or watch animu so I have no clue

>> No.12941910

>>12941907
I remember this came up the other day actually.

Pharaoh as Law.
Apophis as Chaos.
Anubis as Neutral.
Neutral a Best.

>> No.12941911

>>12941907
Dragon is law
Wurm is neutral
Jaberwock is chaos.

Jabber is my waifu but I must do what's best for humanity and go neutrall

>> No.12941918

>>12941907
I never played whatever you're talking about.

No bully pls

>> No.12941922

>MGK
>wrestling with Ophy
>accidentally kiss her
>goes from tomboyish to lovestruck and embarrassed in zero seconds

>> No.12941928

>>12941907
I prefer Nocturne.

Valkyrie is Shijima/Law
Ogre is Yosuga/Chaos
>Dark Priest is Musubi/Neutral

Gotta go with Musubi.

>> No.12941935

>>12941775
>You will never
>She will never
that's exactly it though. Your incubus urges would be like
>Baseball? What's that? does it involve fucking my wife? No? Oh... Well... No thanks.

>> No.12941937

>>12941897
The nothing after death, where you fuck Dark Matters forever.

>> No.12941946

>>12941937
But I don't want to fuck Dark Matters.

No but for real where the fuck do we go, 7 - 1chan maybe?

>> No.12941949

>>12941946
>7 - 1

Holy shit please smash my skull in.

>> No.12941950

>>12941897
4chan isn't going anywhere.

>> No.12941954

>>12941946
we talked about it already, maybe if crazy shit happens like profiles, but things will most likely stay the same so we might as well stay sa long as they leave us alone

>> No.12941956

>>12941871
>That moon walk
>That lady who points back

God that guy is cool.

Testing to see if Moot's retirement has still fucked up all the posting or if it's fixed.

...baby!

>> No.12941959

>>12941946
Well they want to fuck you.

I don't know, there or Mchan I suppose.

>> No.12941963

>>12941956
it's still a bit funky, it tells me i've been banned several times before it lets me post

also
https://soundcloud.com/bestdropsever/i-realized-what-this-gramatik-track-reminded-me-of

>> No.12941967

>>12941954
Capitalization. Commas. Punctuation. Look into them.

>> No.12941968

>>12941959
I'll take a Khepri harem at most.

Not a Dark Matter.
Kuudere Mantis/Kunoichi harem pls

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>>12941956
>It's still fucked

God damn it Moot.

>> No.12941973

>>12941967
no:^)

>> No.12941976

>>12941968
>Khepri

Nice taste.

>> No.12941978

>>12941963
There is no download to this.

This is distressing.

>> No.12941980

>>12941935
Seriously man, if you read up you'd know that it doesn't override your dreams and desires to such an extent.

Sex becomes as important to your daily routine as a meal. You go without, you feel empty, disappointed, and worn out all day long.

But you and your waifu are still perfectly capable of doing whatever you want, you'll just always want to make sure you get in your 3 square fuckings a day, plus as many quickies that strike your fancy.

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>>12941972
Hopefully things will be fixed soon.

>> No.12941986

>>12941922
She is a the weirdest of the girls in her grade, and yet is still made of olev.

>> No.12941988

>>12941984
I have this sudden urge to touch the fluff
I cannot explain it

>> No.12941996

>>12941968
Looks like a dude.

>> No.12941997

>>12941988
You're addicted anon.

I'm sorry, you have to be put down.

>> No.12941999

>>12941997
Well I mean, I wouldn't call it an addiction
Wait, WHAT?

>> No.12942001

>>12941999
It's alright anon, don't worry.

Just close those eyes.

>> No.12942002

>>12941996
Meant for >>12941984

>> No.12942008

>>12942001
Wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!
Aren't you, I don't know, jumping to conclusions? Do I pose a threat?

>> No.12942016
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>>12942002
It isn't.

>> No.12942018

>>12942008
You've already started having the cravings.

Soon you'll be jumping random fluffy girls just to get your fix, no matter if you have a wife or not.

It's better if you just get put down now.

>> No.12942028

>>12942018
Wha- come one! I mean, isn't that reaching? I mean, jumping poor flufflpuffs in the streets? What do you think this is, Detroit?
It was just a trigger, you know. Just a little urge that'll pass. I won't become one of those crazed people you're describing

>> No.12942031

Is this furry?

http://imgur.com/biHmxDA

>> No.12942032

>>12942028
No no, it's too late now.

Now we can shoot you, or you can be one with the fluff.

>> No.12942033

>>12942031
Oh yeah. Yeah, that is most definitely
Yep, that is indeed. No doubt about it

>> No.12942036

>>12942032
One with the fluff? The hell does that entail?
Not that I'm considering it, I'm just curious

>> No.12942042

>>12942036
You'll be paired with a special type of fluffy, she will envelop you with all of her tails and you will live in them.

Then she snaps your neck once you pass out.

>> No.12942046

>>12942042
Well that sounds, painless?
But disregarding that, I'm innocent! Innocent I tell you! You'd kill a man who has done no wrongdoing just for your personal satisfaction?
You're honour, this man is a murderer! Sure I had some sort of urge to touch the fluff, but I'm no fluff molester! This man and his false accusations kills people for fun, innocent or not!

>> No.12942053

>>12942046
You say that now, but soon you'll be no better than a fluff jumping junkie.

I'll be there to shoot you while you fall

>> No.12942062

I want to lick a Kesaran Pasaran.

>> No.12942066

>>12942053
Your honour this man just threatened me! He is insane, insane in the membrane!
I ask for a restraining order against Mr Anonymous. This man is a borderline nutcase who murders people without trial nor remorse, saying it's justice! I mean look at him. His trigger finger is just twitching to execute me right here and now
What the fuck are we doing?

>> No.12942069

>>12942066
Burning the corpse of this thread.

I don't even think creepy anon can save this thread

>> No.12942075

>>12942069
I don't know, that guy gives me the creeps

>> No.12942077

>>12942069
> creepy anon
which one? the one that knows our posting styles?

>> No.12942079

>>12942069
Posting issues mang.

>> No.12942080

>>12942077
Yes.

>> No.12942081

>>12942077
Can't be.
Since I'm right here.

>> No.12942082

Where the hell has loen been? is he dead?

>> No.12942083

>>12942079
Yeah, it's becoming a real pain in the ass to post.

>> No.12942086

>>12942082
I wish I knew.
So that we can coerce him to do MGK class photo and the /haniho/ Kamilla request.

>> No.12942087

>>12942081
Don't hurt me pls

>> No.12942088

>>12942082
Gods need rest, anon. Being so based heavily inflicts the body
That and he's probably busy with other projects

>> No.12942096

>>12942082
He was here the other day, just cause a content provider doesn't pop in every six hours doesn't mean they're gone for good

Jesus fuckin' christ I hate "Is ___ dead?" posts

>> No.12942101

>>12942096
Over time we've lost a lot of good men, anon. A lot of good men.

>> No.12942105

>You will never be pinned down and raped by a group of Tanukis after you grab a couple grand out of the bank to go buy a motorcycle from some guy
>They'll never tell you that you were asking for it, what with waving all that money around and all
>One of them will never whisper in your ear and call you a slut just as you cum

>> No.12942107

I miss Captain.

>> No.12942110

>>12942105
Why do we get so turned on by being raped?
Everyone talks about how horrible it is but reading that gave me an erection

>> No.12942121

>>12942101
I know, it's just that particular phrase that ticks me off, I don't like to think the worst has happened to our contentfags.

>> No.12942122

>>12942110

I want to save someone from an Ushi-oni only to get 'raped' in his place.

>Ooh no please don't hold me down and grind against my pelvis! Noooo stop sucking my cock!

>> No.12942125

>>12942110
Doesn't take much to excite you, does it?

>> No.12942129

>>12942125
Not really, i thought these spontaneous and easy erections would go away after puberty but they're still going strong. And i still have to masturbate at least twice a day too, it really sucks

>> No.12942142

>>12942122

http://i.imgur.com/4SoS7nl.png

>> No.12942143

>>12942129
>You style your home as a safehouse, where men and can flee from Ushi-Onis and find safe haven inside your walls
>They always fall right through the trap door, into the basement, where they're lead out the back to a waiting boat
>The Ushi-Oni chasing them always bursts in the door and finds you sitting in a recliner, the only thing in the room, with new, polished hardwood from wall to wall
>You always tell them to turn around and leave before you have to take care of them, and inform them that they'll seriously regret trying anything
>You have to get new floors after every full moon
>You think you might have a problem

>> No.12942144

Well well well, what do we have here?

http://nichegamer.net/2015/01/new-preview-for-the-menagerie-is-revealed-demo-coming-on-february-6/

>> No.12942149

>>12942062

Touch fuzzy, get dizzy

>> No.12942154

>>12942144

>the protagonist being Rao-ji, the futa girl

no

>> No.12942156

>>12942144
>All those delicious MGs
Oh yeah, I app-
>MC is a futa
Hmm
Hmmmm

>> No.12942158

>>12942144
Hate the music. Lizard and Naiad girl look nice.

>read the comment
>futa

WHY

>> No.12942162

>>12942144
Why does this look familiar?
>That CG of the 5 MGs in the Harem-style baths
Ah yes, that's why.

>> No.12942163

>>12942144
Oh my.

>> No.12942170

>>12942144
>all that deliciousness
>futa

I hate this world.

>> No.12942174

>>12942170
Not like it's irredeemable because of it.
Now if it went the CoC route....

>> No.12942175

>>12936244

>Be depressed and hugged by a Yeti who noticed it
>Get pulled into a hug for longer than you've ever had
>It's been like over 5 minutes or something
>She refuses to let go of you until you stop feeling sad

>> No.12942178

>>12942174
I like women, thank you very much.

>> No.12942180

>>12942175
Sounds annoying, to be honest.

>> No.12942182

>>12942174
See, the CoC route made sense because, well, it's CoC
Starting as the futa just twitches the brow. I mean, hell, I'd rather have yuri than that.

>> No.12942185

>>12942178
And that's dandy and fine.
You may not enjoy it, but others might. Now when folk go and and force their tastes down another's throat it really bites my dickl

>> No.12942186

>>12942185
I really hope you're not advocating for futa here.

>> No.12942187

Slightly drunk but g'night all,

Don't burn the thread down

>> No.12942189

>>12942186
No.
Frankly, both sides of that debate and argument chains have proven themselves to be extremely retarded.

>> No.12942190

>>12942185
Ok, let's cut this here before it burns down what's left of this place

>> No.12942191

Test.

>> No.12942192

>>12942189
>Frankly, both sides of that debate and argument chain have proven themselves to be extremely retarded.
This can be said of any "Debate" which happens in this thread.

>> No.12942193

>>12942190
Yes, so as the trolls don't find another opening to start ANOTHER argument chain again.

>> No.12942197

>>12942191
Nope, posting is still fucked.

>> No.12942199

>>12942190
God the delay in posting is abysmal

>>12942197
It's been like it all day and a bit of yesterday

>> No.12942204

>>12942199
I hate it.

>> No.12942205

>>12942204
HE HATES IT!

>> No.12942206

>>12942205
HE HATES IT?

>> No.12942207

>>12942205
>knowing what I was referencing
You're definitely my first mate.

>> No.12942210

>>12942180

well Ok. maybe not 5 minutes.

>> No.12942224

>>12942122
>Hero Anon leaps into action to save an innocent from the pelvis grinding of an Ushi-Oni
>He bravely strikes the Ushi with his 2 Handed Mace of +9 Spider Smiting
>It breaks her left arm which was holding down her prey allowing the man to flee into the wilderness
>The Ushi doesn't move or even acknowledge what happened, her face remains out of view
>Anon cockily boasts that she stands no chance now and should surrender for a quick death
>Awkward silence ensues as he awaits her response
>Fed up with waiting anon rushes in for the finishing blow
>Loud snapping noises as the Ushi grapples the weapons pole with her broken arm
>As anon struggles with all his might to remove the blessed mace she quickly moves to face him
>She's already got a hold of his left arm with her right, ensuring he won't escape
>Only then does anon see the insane soulless look upon her face, each moment more terrifying than the last
>"Who saves the savior?"
>Anon's rape is still told in legends to this day

>> No.12942234

>Wurm daughteru is playing with someone's Ushi Oni daughteru
>They become fast friends
>They both get kicked out of daycare after making another whole in the wall

>> No.12942236

>>12942234
>whole
HOLE*

>> No.12942238

>>12942234
>When they get into arguments, Heaven's Divide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQzgI6xJEH0

>> No.12942249

>Ryu on children's TV show play's with a puppet while singing along to a song
>"A is for Apple-"
>She's smacked from behind by an extremely angry Wurm
>Wurm escapes from the oncoming security by tunneling through the foor

>> No.12942252

>>12942249
Explain further. Is A not for Apple in the Wurmaphet?

>> No.12942253

>>12942249
The wurm has been trying to get that job for ages, huh?

>> No.12942259

>>12942253
The Ryu had a better singing voice, so they went with her.
Wurm also cawed up every fancy car in the parking lot.

>> No.12942261

>>12942259
>Wurm plays with a real truck
>"The truck goes VROOM!"
>the drives hits the pedal to the metal on que

>> No.12942262

>>12939658
Darkseid

>> No.12942269

>>12942262
NERD

>> No.12942271

>>12942262
>I may be many things Kal-El, but here, I am God
Who would have thought that a cartoon series about Superman would have such a depressing ending?

>> No.12942275

>>12942262
DARK SSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://imgur.com/L6T9J2I

>>12942269
Shut your whore mouth.

>> No.12942280

>>12942261
>"The train goes CRASH!"
>Wurm throws train at TV studio
>Runs off to her hideout
>Which is a pizzeria

>> No.12942283

>>12942280
>Dark Wurm and the Six Shiny Ryu gather at the evil lair
>"Ladies, how do we disprove Purple Laser Proof Wurm?"

>> No.12942284

>>12940819
It's okay, I survived the heart attack. I can keep writing.

>> No.12942287

>>12942284
Cheesenugget, please don't push yourself. We know you can't handle that image.

>> No.12942289

>>12942283
>Six Ryu are too busy eating extra sauce and cheese pepperoni pizza to listen

>> No.12942291

>>12942289
This is the worst league of supervillains since the one Christopher Reeves put together in South Park.

>> No.12942293

>>12942289
>Extra sauce
I like to lap it up with garlic toast.

>> No.12942294

>>12942291
They need to enlist help from other evils.

>> No.12942299

>>12942289
>Extra sauce
Disgusting.
How hard would the rape be if I told them I like sauceless pizza?

>> No.12942300

>>12942294
Like who?

>> No.12942303

>>12942293
I like to eat it as is.
It's so messy and good.

>> No.12942306

>>12942299
They're just kids.

>> No.12942309

>>12942306
Whoops, didn't read the whole thing.
But seriously, I like sauceless pizza. How hard would a monstergirl rape me if I told them?

>> No.12942311

>>12942309
She rape-a you like-a her mamma used to rape-a her papa!

>> No.12942313

>>12942309
No rape.
Just asskicking. No sauce just makes them cheesed bread with toppings.

>>12942300
Dark Elf and P'Ork?

>> No.12942323

>>12942311
>Italian monstergirls
Why is this idea so appealing? Maybe because I have a thing for accents?
>>12942313
I can't help it! The sauce gets between my teeth and feels horrible!

>> No.12942325

>>12942313
>Dark Elf and P'Ork
What good are they against a Purple, Laser Proof Wurm with 41 oneesans?

>> No.12942330

>>12942325
>We forgot about the 41 wurm elder sisters
Truly an oversight.

>> No.12942331

>>12942313
Cheesed bread with toppings sounds amazing. I'd try it if I didn't love sauce.

>> No.12942332

>>12942325
They'll put gum in their hair.

>>12942323
Whiny.

>> No.12942334

>>12942332
>gum in their hair
Bullies are powerful indeed. Just imagine 42 crying Wurmettes who all have a tiny piece of gum in their hair.

>> No.12942337

>>12942323
>tfw no foreign monster girl who makes adorable pouting faces when you gently correct her word usage mid-rape

>> No.12942339

>>12942271
>Depressing

Listen anon, I know Superman got fucked pretty hard for basically the entirety of that 2 part final episode, but face it we got fucking Dark Seid being the most based intergalactic mother fucker of all time in those episodes.

He's up there on Loen based, perhaps even Kuuga based levels of...uhh...baseness!

>> No.12942342

>>12942339
But the bad guy isn't supposed to be well liked by the people he oppressed! Freedom-kun would have an aneurysm.

>> No.12942347

>>12942334
The carnage is unspeakable.

>> No.12942350

>>12939658
>Curving eye lasers
>Curving
>Not eye lasers that make several 90 degree turns to reach their target
>Like badass digital lasers

Nah

>> No.12942364

Guys? I can't get the Jean-Luc Picard song out of my head. Let's talk about a Monster Girl space opera.

>> No.12942401

>>12942364
SPAAAAAAAACE LIIIIIIICH!!!
That's all I got, my only exposure to space opera is gunbuster.

>> No.12942409

>>12942401
Most troublesome. How am I supposed to write about cute Oomukade like this?
>Captain Jean-Luc... Picard~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HQg9eLzh2I

>> No.12942410

>>12942401
>Gunbuster
>Not LotGH
Goblin Yang Wenli when? Hellhound Oberstein when?

>> No.12942418

>>12942410
>Goblin Yang Wenli
Nigga, what?
>Hellhound Oberstein
Nigga, what?
Yang is obviously a Blue Oni with the way he drinks. And Oberstein is a dandere Lich.

>> No.12942427

>>12942418
C'mon, yang is clearly the most "childish" in personality of the group. He racks the disciprine and berserker tendencies to be a blue oni; trickster goblin makes sense. I'll give you Oberstein though.

>> No.12942428

>>12942427
>most "childish"
Yang isn't Poplan.

>> No.12942433

>>12942410
Thanks for another thing to add to my list of things to watch.

>> No.12942434

>>12942337
>You'll never pat her head and tell her she's doing just fine.
>You'll never cuddle her afterwards.
>She'll never come up with some cutesy nickname for you in her native language.
I feel your pain anon.

>> No.12942437

>>12942428
Okay, second most. We'll call Poplan a hobgoblin.

>> No.12942440

>>12942433
>hasn't seen LOGH yet
Go watch My Conquest is The Sea of Stars right now.

>> No.12942442

>>12942434
>She'll never come up with some cutesy nickname for you in her native language.
Shit nigga, that's adorable. Makes my heart feel like it's going to give out.

Why is the only example I can think of for that in recent fiction a gender-inverted example, with Thane and FemShep in ME2?

>> No.12942446

>>12942437
Fine. Truniht and Rubinsky are both Tanuki.
>>12942434
>>12942442
I'm writing about an Oomukade who speaks better Moon than English...

>> No.12942454

>>12942446
>Writing about an Oomukade who speaks better Moon than English
Please tell me you're not going to write out Japanese words in the English Alphabet. Romanji a shit.

>> No.12942455

>>12942446
Good, good. What of our blonde brat? Dragon with the universe as his hoard?

>> No.12942456

>>12942442
>You'll never propose to a foreign monstergirl.
>She'll never shout yes and then tackle you to the ground saying "I love you" in her language over and over.
I enjoy the feeling of despair before bedtime.
Thane is literally the worst romance because no matter what the story is going to rip your heart out and beat you with it.

>> No.12942459

>>12942440
Will do, but gotta sleep now. So later.
Thanks.

>> No.12942462

>>12942454
You expect me to write in hiragana/katakana on the pastebin?
>>12942455
Pharaoh, with Kirscheis as the Anubis.

>> No.12942466

>>12942456
>Despair before bedtime
I try to go to bed on the thought of
>Your waifu loves you because...
Rather than
>You will never...

Indeed. Rule #1 is never fall in love with a whore. Rule #2 is never fall in love with someone with one foot in the grave.
The whole bit about him calling FemShep what amounts to a Valkyrie in his culture though. Wonderful.

>> No.12942467

>>12942462
>You expect me to write in hiragana/katakana on the pastebin?

Yes.

>> No.12942468

>>12942466
If you wait a couple of minutes I'll put up a guy falling asleep while holding an Oomukade's hand.

>> No.12942470

>>12942462
>Pharaoh, with Kirscheis as the Anubis.
That is both beautiful and sad.

>> No.12942473

>>12942467
Boo-fucking-hoo, not gonna happen.
>>12942470
As it should be.

>> No.12942474

>>12942466
>Your waifu loves you because...
Maybe I'll start trying that. It might help me feel less alone when I sleep.
Did you play 3? Because it gets worse. I had to look up a video because I could never bring myself to romance thane during femshep runs and... Damn. "Bye, Thane. Meet you across the sea."

>> No.12942478

>>12942474
>ME3
Blue, Green, Red... so touching.

>> No.12942483

>>12942474
Yes I played 3. Even as a guy Thane's death is heart-wrenching. He's on his death bed, and he asks his son to read a prayer...for YOU.

As I fall asleep, I try and imagine doing cute, loving things with mai waifu. I like to hope it'll encourage my subconscious to generate dreams about her. It hasn't worked thus far.

>> No.12942500

Teeny, tiny update, starting at line 152.

http://pastebin.com/p4t3ANfZ

Will make longer updates in the future, I swear.

>> No.12942513

>Be Paladin
>Kill demons and monsters all day every days with my magic hammers
>Other be hatin on my DPS
>One day decide to put a magic tome and a wooden leg in a box
>A portal in time and space opens up
>Walk through it
>Get swarmed and raped by numerous Holsts
>Wake up later in town
>Naked
>Feel too ashamed to get my gear back

>> No.12942517

>>12942513
Been playing Diablo?

>> No.12942526

>>12942517
Just remembering the good old days of D2.
>D1 had Succubutts
We need more games with MGs in it.

>> No.12942528

>>12942526
>Andariel from D2
Would you?

>> No.12942550

>>12942528
Not with her hair style.

>> No.12942561

>>12942550
Considering her size you would have your head buried so deep in her cleavage you'd never see her hair.

>> No.12942569

>>12942561
Good point.
I'd prefer the Succubutts from D1 though.

>> No.12942586

>>12942500
Huh, haven't read this one before. Genuinely creep-...

This is what you were talking about earlier with the Oomukade speaking mostly in Japanese, wasn't it?

>> No.12942589

>>12942586
Yes.

>> No.12942608

>>12942586
Now that the ice is broken, you wouldn't happen to have anything else to say about it, would you?
Or about anything else for that matter?

>> No.12942624

>>12942608
>Falling asleep holding hands
>Before marriage
>Or even sex
Almost unbearably lewd.

On the more serious side of things, since I just read through everything for the first time, I found the overall mood nice, tense and creepy, though was a bit confused at a couple things. Like why the guy seems so convinced that no one will believe him about the Oomukade, even after he finds a network of tunnels under his yard. I just kind of chalked it up to paranoia though. Otherwise, not much else to say. Was a nice read.

I look forward to more of it, and the tale of Willis the Peon.

>> No.12942628

>>12942624
>paranoia
That's what I was going for.
>I look forward
Oh goddammit will you people stop saying this? I've got actual lectures again starting next week.
And my next update is going to be for Wurm Wrangler anyway.

>> No.12942633

>>12942628
>Oh goddammit
I was just teasing man, since I remember you getting triggered by that phrase the other day.

No rush, I'm looking forward to updates sure, but I'm a patient fellow. Just keep on keepin' on.

>> No.12942639

>>12942633
Will do. Probably.

>> No.12942751

Dead?

>> No.12942753

>>12942751
Spooky, isn't it?
>You will never move into a literal Ghost town where all the cute Ghost Girls live like they did in life

>> No.12942755

>>12942751
Undead. It's always like this around this time. It'll pick back up when people wake up.

>> No.12942758

>>12942753
>Spooly ghost sex

>> No.12942759

>>12942753
Ghosts a cute. I want ectoplasmic hand holding.

>> No.12942795

>>12942759
>>12942758

I once read a Harry Potter erotic fanfic where he "fucked" Myrtle by jacking off inside her and due to magic or something they had some sort of weird mutual masturbation thing going.
It was great. I think it gave me a ghost fetish.

>> No.12942815

>>12942795
I want a spooky ghost baby with a hot ghost babe.

>> No.12942816

>>12942795
Ghosts are a tough fetish to have. There's always some special case in order for you to be able to fuck the intangible. Magic works in that scenario because everything is pretty much magic. Ectoplasm would be the more scientific reasoning as a foil to magic. Regardless there's always that extra step in having to explain how things work.

>> No.12942844

>>>http://pastebin.com/6MiCUT2Q CC Devil

Penorwiz here. Well that's finished. I said I'd do it last night but then I got a headache and laid in bed all day with wet hair. Fuckin' Australian summers, I tell 'ya. Any way, I added a little bit, fleshed it out, but mainly kept true to the greentext. So if you'd read that, then you've read this. So... read it again. I made this for you. Because I love you. Not that any one asked for it, kek. 'Bout 8k words in total. Update from line 125. Enjoy.

>> No.12942871

Smooth like glass, you can see through it, but it still eludes you, a prowler, like a snake, the other side, watching always, through the glass, looking at YOU

>> No.12942875

>>12942871
Why do I feel paranoid now?

>> No.12942876

>>12942875
Ghost snake girl to you

>> No.12942885

>>12942876
Well, I wouldn't mind a ghost lamia. Maybe if I teach her it's rude to stare then we can get off on the right foot.

>> No.12942890

>>12942271
>>12942275
>>12942339
Shit, all this nostalgia. I can still remember watching that, on the WB or something?, back in middle school. Whole time I was thinking to myself 'I wonder if superman was banging that hot chick darkseid hooked him up with while he was brainwashed.'

>> No.12942891

>>12942885
Do ghosts remember much after they die? Or do they only have some of their previous knowledge? What if she had been watching you before she died?

>> No.12942893

>>12942885
Ghost Lamia or Lamia Ghost?

>> No.12942895

>>12942313
Try it before you knock it anon.
I like it too

>> No.12942905

>>12942454
>Romanji a shit.
Better than retarded-ass kanji.

>> No.12942927

>>12942891
If she's freshly deceased I think she might remember a few things. If I had a stalker the whole time then I would probably be a little freaked out.

>>12942893
What's the difference?

>> No.12942941

>>12942891
>>12942927
>cute stalker dies and haunts the guy
This sounds amazing.

>> No.12942955

>>12942927
One's the ghost of a Lamia, the other's a Ghost/Lamia pretending to be a Lamia/Ghost.

>> No.12942956

>>12942927
You wouldn't know that she had been stalking you until you two got to knowing each other, after she finally admitted to doing it. Maybe she's a crazy ghost lizard lady and she's trying to kill you, so your ghosts can be together forever. Or maybe she was just shy and couldn't get the courage to tell you that she liked you when she was still alive.

>> No.12942961

>you will never fuck a ghost

http://exhentai.org/g/753401/1aeff5affd/
http://exhentai.org/g/684250/0f87945a75/

>> No.12942963

>>12942955
>Ghost/Lamia pretending to be a Lamia/Ghost
How would a Lamia pretend to be a Ghost?

>> No.12942967

>>12942955
>Lamia pretending to be a Ghost.
This is how your daughteru dresses up for Halloween. Just one long sheet with eyeholes cut out. How do you survive the impending heart-attack?

>> No.12942970

>>12942956
>Or maybe she was just shy and couldn't get the courage to tell you that she liked you when she was still alive.
YES

>>12942961
I wish I could see a cute girl ghost so I could sexually harass her by fapping to her.

>> No.12942972

>>12942956
Shy ghost sounds cute. Ghosts wanting to kill me to be with me forever not as much.

>>12942963
Bed sheets with holes cut out to see.

>> No.12942975

>>12942927
Or maybe she's actually your deceased father taking on the form of a ghost lizard lady, who's goal is to teach you the ways of the Force, so you can build a lightsaber and become a Jedi. Because you're a Force sensitive. I like this route the most.

>> No.12942978

>>12942972
>Ghosts wanting to kill me to be with me forever not as much.
Wasn't there a story kinda like this where she raped him to death and he was stuck with her?

>> No.12943009

>>12942978
Probably. Seems anything is possible when demonic magic is involved.

>> No.12943039

>You will never snugglesex your mothgirl under a kotatsu

>> No.12943041

>>12943039
That sounds fluffy and warm.

>> No.12943048

>>12943039
>You will never be snugglesexed by your oni under a blanket

>> No.12943050

>>12943048
>You will never be smothersexed by your Wurmfu and Ryufu under a pile of pizza boxes

>> No.12943051

>>12943050
>You will never be fluffsexed by your Kitsune inside her fluffy mantrap

>> No.12943057

9:08 P.M. The door opens with a chime. With it, the students flow in like a rainbow in its splendor. The door shuts. Glowing screens illuminate every ones faces each absorbed in their own world. The door chimes again. Each students flow out like clockwork.
"Fucking christ. This cram school man. I had to stay 8 hours in there. This is such bullshit."
A kumiho and a boy enter the cram school bus.
"Man, shut the fuck up. I had to stay for 10 hours. The teacher was fucking screaming at me for literally no reason."
They sit together at the very back of the bus, loudly chatting away, with their voices filling up the entire bus, devoid of anyone but the bus driver. They get off their respective spots, each heading to their apartments. Another day had repeated itself. Anon didn't wish for much. He just wished that he could become free, free from all the bullshit cramschools and homework. He took the elevator to the 15th floor. 11th floor. A masked person steps in. The masked figure moves closer to Anon. The person takes out an object. It begins aimimg at the camera. A sudden blinding light fillis the camera feed. Its intensity blinding the camera. After a few minites the light dies down and it reveals an empty elevator.

"So this is what we know happened to our kidnapped suspect, 'Anon' right?"
The kikimora picks up the coffee mug.
"Basically yes."
Cheif detective Greens quickly replies.
The kikimora downs the coffee in a single gulp.


A taste of a story that I was thinking of writing. Should I write more or should I stop?

>> No.12943059

>>12943051
>You will never be smugglesexed across the border by your Chupacabra and her Weresheep bitch-pet

>> No.12943062

Next time on MGK: Jimmy's Vampire aunt gives him a drink that makes him feel warm and tingly and then locks him in a room with his Dhampire cousin.

>> No.12943067

>>12943059
>You will never be slowly and gently refreshexed by a Honeydew Barometz as you drink her melon-flavored drool lewdly dripping into your mouth from the tip of her extended tongue

>> No.12943074

What's the closest we could get to a batman monster girl?

>> No.12943075

>>12943062
What a good aunt.

>> No.12943078

>>12943067
>You will never have Softsex sandwich with your Holfu and P'Orcfu

>> No.12943083

>>12943067
>You will never be slowly and gently fedsexed by a Pizzametz as you eat her pepperoni-flavored pepperonis lewdly dripping into your mouth from the tip of her extended cheese topping

>> No.12943088

>>12943078
That sounds jiggly and lewd as hell.

>> No.12943099

>>12943083
>a Pizzametz
That just sounds gross, dude. Besides, how can you have a processed foodstuff girl?

>> No.12943101

Guys... Guys...!
What about a sweaty almond Barometz?

>> No.12943112

>>12943099
>Not knowing about our pizzametz overlord and waifu
Your taste sounds gross.

>> No.12943121

>>12941048
Don't drink the water. They put something in it to make you forget.

>> No.12943129

>>12943112
All hail the Pizzametz!

>> No.12943131

>>12943101
Anon pls, I can't deal with this...

>> No.12943134

>>12943083
>>12943112
>>12943129
screw the Pizzametz, Bugermetzer Metzerbuger is the way to go

>> No.12943140

>>12941414
Clumsy Lamia tries to flirt with Janitor-kun and makes a huge fucking mess so he gets all red and she thinks he's flustered when really he's pissed and starts yelling. Anybody else see this happening? I do.

>> No.12943145

>>12943140
>really he's pissed and starts yelling
Really dude? That's how you imagine an upstanding adult to react? She just wants to care for you in her own clumsy way, and that's how you react? So what if she makes more mess? With two people together, it's half as much to pick up.

>> No.12943150

>>12943134
http://i.imgur.com/MAc6dMz.jpg

Don't make me do it.

>> No.12943155

Anons,or anon I guess meh, how do you want the next update for Dietrichs adventure to be wrote out story wise.

First person or second person?

>> No.12943156

>>12943150
Do spaghetti.

>> No.12943160

>>12943150
DO IT

>> No.12943162

>teacher in MGC
>always bring a large wooden stick to hit the disobedient students
>love taps obviously
>they're mgs after all
>It wouldn't hurt if you hit them anyways
>teach math
>most of the students are fucking retards who cant do a simple function
>All your students hate you
>as if you give a shit
>You're an old fashioned teacher who fair but strict
>You get their math grades up for the exams and thats all that matters

>> No.12943164

>>12943145
I see your point my nigga, my bad. Sorry for being edgy up in here. Also, what's your opinion on gangster monsters?

>> No.12943167

>>12943156
>>12943160
Never!

>> No.12943168

>>12943164
I like 'em. and it may be naive, but I imagine them to be more like Robin Hood bros. Mobsters for the guttertrash, robbing from the entitled.

>> No.12943178

>>12943162
Reminds me of the story of a Sheriff that walked into a bar full of people that messed with (might have been killed) his wife and beat them all to death with a tree branch. I was told this when I was a kid so I question its legitimacy but i want to believe.
There is just something magical about "hitting people with a large wooden object"

>> No.12943182

>>12943150
If you do you should give her plenty of health.

>> No.12943184

Here's a short teaser for something I'm in the middle of writing, I'll be finishing it up and posting the rest tonight under this trip.

Brian arrived at the bar at twenty past eight. He walked through the bar and up onto the stage, ignoring the stares from a
number of monstergirls. Undoing the clasps on his case, he pulled out his acoustic and capo. Quite a few stares now,
all from monstergirls. There were no human patrons to be seen, anyone with a shred of common sense went to a human bar.

Brian opted to play some covers before risking his original material, he figured it was a night for some Karen Dalton.
The crowd responded well to the covers but not so much to his own music, a piece of American Primitivist wankery.
Can't have everything, he reminded himself. He'd left his case open on the floor (along with some change inside) to
prompt people to tip, he was pleased to see that quite a few did.

"Up for some drinks, babe? It's on us," two monstergirls approached, looking at him expectantly. The leader of the two,
a jinko, gestured towards the bar. She was flanked by a mantis who held his gaze and went out of her way to keep
him from breaking eye contact. Weird.
Brian nodded and approached the bar with them, giving the bartender a wink. He'd set up an arrangement with Clara
(a wiry little wolfgirl, short for her species but still an inch taller than him) when he first began playing at the venue,
he'd make up some outlandish name for a brew and Clara'd bring him a mug of water. Helped quite a bit when most of the
patrons were trying to get him drunk.

Clara's house rules helped a great deal, any male entertainers or patrons weren't to be jumped while in the building.

That also meant he was fair game as soon as he stepped clear of the door.

>> No.12943191

>>12943162
>homework assignments constantly coming back with the answers being nothing but one liners and students saying how much they want to rape you

How do i reach these keeeeeds

>> No.12943194

>>12943184
>She was flanked by a mantis who held his gaze and went out of her way to keep
him from breaking eye contact.

Stop right there, criminal scum. the rest of this story has to be Brian looking all over the place and the mantis sprinting after his gaze to look him steadily in the eye. Up down, behind, doesn't matter. she simply has to be there.

>> No.12943195

>>12943134
>>12943160
>>12943182

THIS IS ALL ON YOU!!

http://i.imgur.com/2vOgq5M.jpg

Standing here, I realize, you were just like me...

>> No.12943199

>>12943195
That fits together a bit too well.
Amazing.

>> No.12943200

>>12943195
You mad man.

>> No.12943205

>>12943078
Hello boner.

>> No.12943207

>>12943199
Put in bit more effort than into the other ones... because of >>12943200

>> No.12943214

>>12943195
but who to judge the right from wrong

>> No.12943215

>>12943195
>sesame seed bun collar thingy
Goddammit its perfect.

>> No.12943220

>>12943194
you're right, i'll have to rephrase it. what i had in mind was her attempting to be intimidating but failing. any other technicalities?

>> No.12943221

>>12943214
When our guard is down, I think we'll both agree...

>> No.12943223

>>12943220
Aww, I just thought she had a cute hangup over eyecontact. Cause mantis are kuudere, I just thought it would be cute if they express their sincerity with excessive eyecontact.

>> No.12943227

>>12943221
why do i still get shivers when i hear this fucking song

>> No.12943228

>>12943195
What have you unleashed? No man could resist. Guess I'll just have to give her my crispy french fry.

>> No.12943231

>>12943228
I only take partial responsibility.

>>12943227
Cause it's fucking great.

>> No.12943247

>>12943227

Because violence breeds violence

>> No.12943321

>>12943191
>sigh
>"I'd love to put your function on my y axis."
>Seriously? That didn't even make sense for an innuendo
>You weren't suprised.
>As expected of Johanna (formerly John)
>after she (he) alped, she had been one of the most troublesome girl in your class
>Surpassing even Hannah that faggot cat
>With a brutal red pen, you grade the homework
>At least theres that nice wurm girl who actually studies and is quiet
>She makes your job semi-bearable
>A bit awkward though
>Maybe its because she immigrated?

>> No.12943328

>>12942956
>Or maybe she was just shy and couldn't get the courage to tell you that she liked you when she was still alive.

Time to make use of that occult magic and bring her back to the living.

>> No.12943342

>>12943057
Sure why not. We don't exactly have many detective stories.

There's that one story about some detective in MGC that ends up taking an oomukade in after saving her. But as far as I remember that one never got finished.

>> No.12943345

>>12943342
GWS had that really good one with the manticore

>> No.12943365

>>12943321
WAIT! IT DOES MAKE SENSE! Becuase, you see, the y in the y axis, is also the y that makes up the male chromosome in the xy pairing. Which ties into Alps still clearly seeing themselves as men. Still, that'd make the y axis masculine. She shouldn't have a "y" for you to "function" over.

>> No.12943430

ded.

>> No.12943441

>>12943430
No u

>> No.12943495

Test.

>> No.12943547

>>12943365
he's not really an alp... yet

>> No.12943553

>>12943345
I knew from the beginning that the manticore was yandere it was pretty easy to read between the lines
>still a good story

>> No.12943558

>>12943195
Can I get this looking like one of those "Has science gone too far?" Ads you see with the birds with muscles

>> No.12943563

>>12943441
I'll fuck your shit up m8.

Make ya into an alp.

>> No.12943567

>>12943195
>Burgermetz goes to America

What happens?

>> No.12943579

>>12943558
Eh sure, since there probably is a template already.

>> No.12943582

>>12943563
But what if I already am one?

>> No.12943586

>>12943582
Then you're getting bullied into stage 3.

>> No.12943597

>>12943558
http://i.imgur.com/cGnmkm2.jpg

Enjoy.

>> No.12943598

>>12943582
But what if I am already at stage 3?

inb4 no girls on the internet.

>> No.12943602

>>12943598
Meant for >>12943586

>> No.12943605

>>12943598

Impossible, you would never be able to bypass the thread's anti-mamono security system...

Are you a... SPY?! That is impossible!

>> No.12943611

>>12943039
I hope not, my body produces an abnormaly high amount of warmth to begin with the kotatsu would just make it unbearably hot.

>> No.12943612

>>12943605
Right behind you...

>> No.12943619

>>12943611
Sweat it all out with your fluffy waifu. And then have cuddlesex in the shower. And then have cuddle sex in bed. And then have cuddlesex whilst waking up. and then have cuddlesex for breakfast.

>> No.12943621

God I just realized how extremely monitored places like /mgt/ would be if MG were real.

Fuck, that shit would suck ass, you wouldn't even be able to shit talk retard Wurms.

>> No.12943622

>>12943612

Oh God dam--

>> No.12943624

>>12943621

I know, right? They'd pretty much send Girtablilu spies after us if we ever dared shittalk any of them. Those damn mamon--

>> No.12943628

>>12943621
>>12943624
>Implying this isn't the best part.
>Implying we couldn't just "Shittalk" whatever MG we desired.
>One would just appear to "Correct" our "Misconceptions"
>Instant Waifu

>> No.12943633

>>12943628
But I want to shit talk without worrying about rape.

>> No.12943638

>>12943628

>yfw everybody shittalks Matangos here

WHAT NOW HUH

>> No.12943639

>>12943621
>>12943633
>not shit talking anyway

>> No.12943640

>>12943638
And for those that don't enjoy your amazon/manticore waifus...

>> No.12943641

>>12943639
So what if I wanted two or more to show up?

>> No.12943642

>>12943638
The point is to purposefully shittalk about an MG you like, parroting whatever faults people who dislike her say, that you don't actually care about, mind, or maybe actually like, just so she'll take notice of you.

>>12943633
Oh right I forgot I was on 4chan again.

>> No.12943646

>>12943640
OH HO! Bring it!! I'd rather fight a MG anyway.

>> No.12943647

>>12943641
Shit-talk about them in the same post?

>> No.12943648

>>12943642

>Implying my favorite monstergirl has flaws to be shittalked about
>Implying anyone's monster waifu has flaws to be shittalked about

>> No.12943649

DARK PRIESTS A SHIT! THEIR PIZZA IS SHIT! WHORE NUNS ARE SO 1980's!

>> No.12943651

>>12943646
Paladin pls.

>> No.12943654

>>12943647
Man, getting a Mantis and Kunoichi at my door would be the greatest moment of my life.

>> No.12943655

>>12943648
Of course they don't.

But shittalkers still make up shit to shittalk about. Just parrot that shit back so your waifu will notice you to "Correct" your "Misconceptions".

>> No.12943656

>>12943654
>Mantis and Kunoichi
Seriously man you've been going on and on about this duo (Or more) for days. You're more noticeable than me when I get going on my favorites.

>> No.12943657

>>12943651
Monster bootlicker pls go.

>> No.12943661

>>12943656
Assassin/Ninja girls really hit a fetish of mine.

Especially if one of them is a Kuudere.

>> No.12943662

>>12943655

Parrot what they said about her BIG MEATY PAWS?

Well, they may be big and fluffy, but I doubt she can actually smother someone with hugs and cuddles to the point where they can't even move or breaAAAHHMFGHMGFHGFMHFGHM

>> No.12943665

>>12943661
>One of them
Are you not the same guy who's said
>"I want a Harem of a Kuudere Mantis and Kunoichi!"
Or something like that, constantly, for the last 3 days at least?

>> No.12943668

>>12943662
Perhaps it could work the other way too.

Praise an MG to such an extent, one of their kind takes notice, tracks you down, and "Thanks" you.

>> No.12943672

>>12943657
B-but where else should I go besides here?

>> No.12943677

>>12943619
Cuddlesex is fine, cuddlesex under something that makes me even hotter is unacceptable.
But then again my waifu is an apophis so yeah

>> No.12943679

>>12943665
Nah man, I've been away for a few days because of modem trouble and I finally got it working last night.

However that does sound nice.

>> No.12943682

>>12943677
>Snake
Cold-Blooded then.
So you've gotta do all you can to keep her warm.
I'm sure even under a kotatsu, you'd offset each other. Be nice and cozy.

>> No.12943684

>>12943646
This. I think it would be a tonne of fun having a waifu who could beat the shit out of me, and who I, in turn, could beat the shit out of.
>You'll never get drunk with your waifu
>You'll never have her tear her shirt off and declare a bout of fisticuffs
>You'll never tear your shirt off and oblige
>The two of you will never punch each other senseless until the sun rises, and declare it a draw as you both fall to your knees.
>You'll never claim the bedroom for the next battleground
Imagine trying that shit with a human gurl.
>B-but muh equality
>B-but muh fairer sex

>> No.12943689

>>12943684
>human gurl.

I know right? They can hit you all you want, but if you break a bottle over their head ONE time, they get all whiny.

Fucking babies...

>> No.12943690

>>12943684
Sounds like you're in the market for a nice Oni or Ogre Bride.

>> No.12943693

>>12943684
>>The two of you will never punch each other senseless until the sun rises, and declare it a draw as you both fall to your knees.
>>You'll never claim the bedroom for the next battleground

How the fuck would you be able to enjoy sex if your bodies are aching like shit from fighting?

>> No.12943695

>>12943693
>implying this wouldn't just make it sweeter
Imagine it, man. you're both aching. Imagine all the literal tenderness. Imagine how gentle the two of you would have to be. This is cute shit in the making here.

>> No.12943696

>>12943672
Facebook.

>>12943684
Not how I imagined it but ok.

>> No.12943700

>>12943696
Oh god the MG version of facebook would be horrible.

It would just be vagina pics and showing off their husband's dick.

>> No.12943701

>>12943655
fluffy tails cause chafing .and would suck to brush
did i do it right?

>> No.12943703

>>12943695

I can see it, I guess. Enduring the pain makes you stronger, while gentle sex makes you more... prudent?

>> No.12943704

>>12943700
Pfffft, so /b/?

>> No.12943705

>>12943597
Holy shit she looks desperate to be eaten. I'd bully her by tying her up and eating a nice salad in front of her.

>> No.12943708

>>12943704
/b/ and /soc/ combined

>> No.12943707

>>12943700
>all the food pics are replaced with dick pics

>> No.12943712

>>12943701
How should I know? You tell me if a Fox suddenly appears in your window.

>> No.12943713

>>12943707
No anon.

Cum pics.

>> No.12943716

>>12943705
Fucking sadist...

>> No.12943717

>>12943713
>Every pic is just a wad of cum on a plate or in a cup

>> No.12943718

>>12943708
Taking selfies while getting nailed.

Oh crap, I remembered that "bad mothers" thing.

>> No.12943719

>>12943700
>>12943707

>Mamonobook
>Posts of MGs husbands dicks everywhere
>"Family moments" galleries are just pictures of incestuous orgies
>Sex and men is the main topic 24/7/365 for all monstergirls
>Except for that one quiet Ushi-Oni who ralely posts anything, and when she does, it's pictures of her learning how to be a good cook for her husband
>Her Inari friend and teacher always Likes her statuses and cheers her on as she progresses, as does her husband and family

>> No.12943720

>>12943707
>>12943713
Food pics are still food pics, duh.

The emphasis and pride is just placed on how much of their partner's "Special Sauce" is on said food.

>> No.12943721

>>12943707
>Anon takes a selfie at the mall for a new profile pic.

>Shirohebei is photobombs him in the back, an unsettling smile on her face.

>She posts a picture later that day, its a selfie of her outside his house.

>> No.12943722

>>12943717
Don't forget the stupid post that goes with it.

#cumguzzlers or some shit like that.

>> No.12943724

>>12943721
This idea is even worse than Mamono-twitter...

>> No.12943725

>>12943712
unfortunately one did not. maby i have to shittalk harder?

fluffy tails wouldn't be very fluffy and warm they'd be more wiry than anything

>> No.12943727

>>12943719
>Loook, she doesn't upload any dick pics of her husband
>I bet the sex is so tame he has to jack off to porn to be satisfied
>FREAAAAK! PRUUUUUUUDE! HUMAN IN DISGUISE!

>> No.12943728

>>12943722
>Swallowing hubbys cum on break at work
>#Mothersmilk

>> No.12943729

>>12943719
Wait so what would happen if you managed to knock out an Oni and post pictures of fucking her ass while she' sleeping to her account?

>> No.12943730

>>12943724
#STAYAWAYFROMHIMYOUWHORES

#MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE

>> No.12943732

>>12943727
Darn /hbg/ shitpostin' again.

>> No.12943733

>>12943722
>>12943728
Please no, this is getting too real.

>> No.12943737

>>12943729
90/10 split between admiration, marriage proposals and the occasional mad amazon.

>> No.12943739

>>12943729
Her friends become jealous and put their trashy boyfriends on a new mountain-training regime so that they can train to become the husbands that they deserve. The kind of man with an iron fist who can tank a full on blow from her iron club with just a killer headbutt.

>> No.12943740

>>12943729
Same thing that happened to the guy who ass fucked his passed out oni roommate and took pictures.

>> No.12943741

>>12943730
I should get my Ushi-Oni friend to troll her.

Nothing could go wrong.

>> No.12943742

>>12943727

>She reads the shitposting
>Turns off her computer and goes to surprise cuddle her husband with a pouty look on her face

>> No.12943743

>>12943740

Uh, refresh my memory?

>> No.12943744

>>12943729
>>12943740
I remember that.
Fun times, tellin' the guy to go buy a ring already.

>> No.12943747

>>12943743
Well let's see...I kept telling him to go buy a ring and take responsibility...

And in the meanwhile I think I recall that his Roommate might've branded his ass.

>> No.12943748

>>12943737
>mad amazon

What would that look like?

>> No.12943749

>>12943743
He got married most likely. Though like >>12943744
said it may or may not have been fully consensual. Its his own fault though.
>>12943747
No remember, he branded her ass. I think I got confused and said he fucked her, I do remember he branded her but I don't know if he fucked her. Though by now he's probably branded.

>> No.12943750

>>12943747
>not knocking her out and then dressing her in a wedding dress, putting a ring on her and creampieing her all night until she wakes up

>> No.12943752

>>12943748
http://i.imgur.com/tlYX4yg.jpg
But as an Amazon.

>> No.12943753

>>12943747
No, I mean, what happened to the guy?

>>12943748
tumblr rage. Lots of men should be in the kitchen bs and shaming the ogre.

>> No.12943754

>>12943747
>>12943749
Only one that got branded was her.

>> No.12943755

http://imgur.com/a/VE2s6

>> No.12943756

>>12943749
Oh right, right. He branded her ass. Though I swear I recall something of the same to him...maybe he was just afraid she was planning payback?

Well, either way, you're right.
Probably married and marked in whatever equal way by now.

>>12943750
I think I remember telling him to do something along those lines, actually.

>> No.12943757

>>12943752
Yep, I believe this is correct.

and posting seems fucked again.

>> No.12943758

>>12943753
>What happened to the guy?
Dunno. Haven't heard from him in months.

Probably got married.

>> No.12943759

>>12943757
I blame moot's stream.

>> No.12943760

>>12943752
Yep, I believe this is correct.

and posting seems fucked again.

>>12943755
My dick could pierce adamantine right now.

>> No.12943762

>>12943756
>big tough oni wakes up in a wedding dress with a ring on being interlocked-fingers creampied while being kissed
Shiyeeet~

>> No.12943763

>>12943611
I´m not sure whetever to envy you or feel bad for you.

It´s the opposite for me. my feet, hands and arms tend to be cold even when its warm in a room. Guess i´d have to settle with a warm MG such as a dragon.

Shame since I prefer lamia.

>> No.12943764

>>12943755
I can't say yes enough.

>> No.12943771

What kind of man would a Lich like or transform her husband into? Would she make him chubby to produce more body warmth? Would she make him into Mr Skeltal? Or would she straight up transform him into a Tyrant T-103 type?

>> No.12943772

>>12943621
That depends. MGT would probably be found on a board hosted in human dominated cities. So it would be the opposite really.

>> No.12943773

>>12943762
>Kiss her right as she wakes up
I think we've got a winner here.

>>12943763
Dragon cuddles a nice.
>Cuddle up to an Anubis
>Dragon cuddles you both
>Wraps wings around all three of you
>Cuddle Cocoon

My ultimate cozy dream.

>> No.12943779

>>12943771
He's probably be a skeletal, undead-y Incubus by default, given the nature of the transformation.

But, being a Lich, she could very likely whip up some transformation potions to suit her needs on different days.

>> No.12943781

>>12943771
Don't know but I'm gonna find out if Holstaurus milk works on undead

>> No.12943786

>>12943195
>Murrican Barometz

>> No.12943788

This looks interesting.

http://i.imgur.com/TueO9Yp.jpg

>> No.12943792

>>12943773
A man can dream.

Perhaps one day anon, or perhaps in a different life.

>> No.12943797

>>12943781
>Give Holstaur milk to your Zombie girlfriend
>Nothing happens but you keep trying
>Get into the habit of a glass a day and she seems to like the taste so it sticks
>You both start everyday off with a glass as a nice little morning routine
>One day she turns into a Lich but something is different
>Her tits are the size of a Holstaurs
>Her hips can only be described as made for breeding
>Her ass is more perfect than any mortal could ever know
>The rest of her body is so soft and concussiony you can't take your hands off her
>Holstaur milk sales jump with undead and their husbands

>> No.12943799

>>12943771
I like to imagine a beefy, gregarious macho to go with a gloomy quiet girl like a Lich.

>> No.12943800

>>12943788

What an idiot.

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