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>>12943797
Not one for big tits, but otherwise that sounds wonderful.

>>12943792
Indeed. Meantime, we can pay nice artists to draw cute shit for us.

So here's the big question with temporal relevance: What's moot's favorite MG?

Reposting since last thread died.

The sandworm/kraken artist's new thing.
http://i.imgur.com/TueO9Yp.jpg

>>12943875
A shit.

>>12943880
Faggot cat.

>>12943880
Alp

>>12943797
Don't zombie girls turn into wights?

Not that it matters anyway, undead are olev.
A glass of milk a day keeps the washboard away.

>>12943880
moot is the monstergirl.

>>12943880
Werecat.

>>12943867
What is she afraid of?

Wurm is love. Wurm is life.

Moo is love.
Praise the Moo

>>12943899
Not so.
If an MG and her hubby like her chest flat, flat it shall remain, even with generous portions of Holsty Milk.

But even flat chests become extra-wonderfully-soft by it's effects. Truly Holstaur Milk is a gift to the world.

>>12943899
Yeah that's right, sorry I'm not really big on the undead. I was thinking about a soft wight the whole time too.

>>12943909
>>12943910
B-but which one is the real love?

>>12943908
That he won't take responsibility for beating her in a fight.

>>12943909
They are.
Ever wonder what one with a cute German accent sounds like?
Didn't Dagura have one?

>>12943887
>opening a chest that large from the front in a world where monsters exist

>>12943887
It's a mimic.
Finally he got a MG that isn't so popular.

Eyyyyy, where all the mouse girls at?

>>12943915
Its Hathor's gift because she loves all creatures. Praise Hathor!

>>12943928
Afternoon Nyan

>>12943928
Hello Nyan

>>12943920
Wurm of course.

>>12943925
That makes my heart melt.

>>12943909
>No wings
>No legs
Good show old chap, but I have to disagree.

>>12943922
Beat a MG
Don't take responsibility
Court other MGs while she can do fuck all but watch

My bullying boner has ascended.

>>12943932
>>12943933
>47:35
>47:33
Dammit moot.

>>12943773
That's pretty damn cozy.

>middle of the winter
>snow falling from the night sky, enough to coat the ground three feet deep
>Out in the woods with Anubis and Dragon, in the cabin home you extended and refurbished yourself
>Shit's cold, yo
>Too cold for activities
>Dragon lights up the fireplace in the sitting room with her Dragonfire, right in front of the thick shag rug
>Anubis brings down the weresheep wool blanket, getting drowsy even as she takes them out of the cupboard
>You make hot chocolate in three pint glasses, topped with chocolate sprinkles, whipped cream and marshmallows
>When you walk in with two of the glasses, Anubis and Dragon are already sitting down by the fireplace, cuddling under that blanket
>Dragon scratching behind Anubis' ears while they talk about ancient history together
>Almost as if they were both actually there, four thousand years ago
>Hmm
>They both accept the hot chocolates, and you come back in with your own
>You and Anubis lie back together, resting your heads against Dragon's breasts while she kneels behind you, large weresheep blanket draped around all three of you
>Between all the yawning, and talking about life in general, Anubis barely finishes her hot chocolate before she dozes off, glass toppling from her paws as they reach aroud you and Dragon's waist
>Dragon smiles sleepily as she strokes Anubis' head
>She only manages to say how lucky she is to have met you both, before she slumps over and starts snoring
>Shuffle up to kiss Dragon on the forehead, before shuffling back down to do the same for Anubis, before falling asleep to a room as silent as the snowy forest outside.

Meanwhile, in monstergirl world...

>>12943945
Hi /d/

Fuck off.

>>12943920
Do you have any doubts?
Let Hathor love fill your heart and her warm and sweet milk fill your soul.

>>12943949
There's nothing /d/ about that image. It's just a Centaur girl and a Kraken girl. No dicks or anything.

>>12943945
Gross. Go away.

>>12943945
I don't think that'll pass the censorship threshold.

>>12943952
Implied vore, or yuri, either way fuck off.

>>12943945
I don't understand what's going on here
Is she getting raped? Eaten? Both?
By some sort of Thing?

Why won't you people go to cripplejew's chan or something?

>>12943926
What if that was exactly what he wanted?

Praise Arachnotaur! Bringer of Blessed Chocolate Milk and fancy spider mating dances!

>>12943961
have you been there?
place is a shithole.

>http://pastebin.com/6MiCUT2Q
Hey, if you're here. I found this to be really, really lewd.

>>12943968
I am torn between my love for Ushi Oni and my love for Wurm. It is hard to pick.

>>12943965
Seeing his reaction, that is unlikely.

>>12943968
I told you never to come to my house again.

>>12943968
Great, now I'm imagining an ushi raising her arms up while skuttling back and forth sideways while waving them around to try and entice me. Won't end well when I laugh.

>>12943942
and at that moment Anons heart exploded

>>12943968
Heathen.
>>12943973
You don't like your pelvis do you?

>>12943969
It's pretty decent actually.
>>12943961
>not using both

.>>12943960
>>12943959
The centuar's just being eaten out by a seeming scylla inspired kraken. It's like an octopus girl but drawn a bit more seriously. The centaur seem to have two pussies. It's okay if you don't like the art, but stop imagining weird things.

http://naglfar.sakura.ne.jp/digitalis/d_gallery.html

The guy has some pretty interesting other art too, though I admit they tent to look better than the one I posted

>>12943969
Is their mg board that bad?

>>12943961
To fuck with you specifically.

>>12943986
>eaten out
>yuri

>>>/u/

>>12943988
No

>>12943961
I don't want to catch his crippleness

>>12943986
It looks like she's going to be eaten, who are you kidding?

>>12943994
You must get freaked every time you see a touhou thread, huh?

>>12943996
He's really crippled.

>>12943983
You're just mad jelly that Hathor can't make Blessed Chocolate Milk naturally and that mixing anything with Blessed Milk is a sin.

Holstaur milk mixed with chocolate doesn't even come close either!

>>12944002
You are either new or a troll, yuri has never been welcome in these threads.

>Moose still on hiatus

>>12944007
>implying putting dirt in regular Holstaur milk makes it chocolate
You're goddess is a false one and your cult sucks.

>>12943997
http://naglfar.sakura.ne.jp/digitalis/kraken.html

There's a story to it. Nowhere does it say she is being eaten. Quit projecting you fetishes.

>>12944008
You've posted touhous before calling them monster girls and touhou is the most /u/ thing. You can't even pretend.

>>12944019
Fuck off.

>>12944019
>touhou is the most /u/ thing
>secondaries

>>12944019
Um, no? Who do you think I am?

>>12944019
>You've posted touhous before
>You personally have posted touhous before
You're not even trying man.

>>12944019
Here we go again

>>12944036
>>12944038
You guys are anons, indistinguishable form any other anon who has posted touhou before. You are not unique beings.

>>12943942
Words cannot describe the warm and happy I feel. Best. Definitely gonna screencap this.

>>12943942
>Bigamy
Disgusting.

>>12944019
Get out.

>>12944064
Drown in Beelzebub scat vanillafaggot.

>>12944073
You can do non-vanilla things perfectly fine In a monogamous relationship.

>>12944019
Liliraune is canon yuri
Honeybees and Alraunes also canon yuri

>>12944019
So what are you, a newfag or a retard trying to bait?

>>12944064
>>12944080
I'll admit to normally being very pro-monogamy. Harems a shit. But Anubis + Dragon? I'm critically weak to both. The two together? I just can't resist.

>>12944064
Call it what you want, Anon.
Bigamy, three lifelong friends sharing time together until the guy finally makes a choice, a loving relationship between a trio, or just three friends with no sexual tension between them spending quality time together.

I wrote it to be cute, and open to interpretation. Take from it what you want, or just ignore it entirely. Please, I don't wan' no trable.

>>12944081
Liliraune, just like every other monster, lives to get a man, any "yuri" in MGE is for one of two purposes, attracting a male, or monsterization.

Honeybees molest alraunes for nectar, t's not about sex. Yurigaggot pls go.

>>12944080
Harems>Bigamy>Monogaboring

Come at me!

http://imgur.com/NTeGadr

>>12943920
They're both real, just different kinds.

>>12944080
>>12944087
>>12944103
Guys all of them are fine. We have enough with one shitstorm.

Bigamy>Monogamy>Harem

>>12944103
So, you'll be needing a bicorn to manage that harem.
One will be with you shortly.

>>12944090
I thought this was a monstergirl thread, not an MGE thread.

>>12944109
Either you have never been to these threads or you are baiting.

>>12944103
>Violated faggot 2

Oh please.

>>12944109
So you are a newfag.

>>12944109
>specifically mention MGE monsters

Go troll somewhere else.

>>12944115
What of it?

>>12944103
>Harems
Have fun being cumpump no.68 in the harem of a succubus.

>>12944103
>>12944107
Heathens, both of you.

A re-education is in order, I'm recommending you both for high grade electrotherapy, starting next Wednesday. Please be sure to attend.

>>12944125
So you're sentencing us to fuck a thunderbird?

>>12944122
Oh so we're shitting on succubi again? One word: Incubization.

>>12944125
>>12944129
I volunteer to take that punishment for him.

>>12944129
>So you're sentencing us to fuck a thunderbird?
Of course! Why, does that shock you?

>>12944132
I too volunteer to take that Anon's place if he doesn't want to

>>12944122
Not this again man. I love me some Succubutts.
>>12944136
How polarizing.

>>12943942
That sounds really cozy, especially the weresheep blanket

>>12944132
Put your dick back in your pants, he's punishing ME with sex.

In reality, Thunderbird isone of my waifus.

>>12944140
>Freckles
>Garterbets
>Maid outfit
Oh, my heater just jumped

I want to stick my face in that mino muff

>>12944122
Queen slime is the only monster with a canon harem.

>>12944148
>canon
Like that means anything.

>>12944138
>>12944144
Forget both of you guys I volunteered first.

>>12944149
>hurr fuck KC

>>12944152
First huh? So you're saying whoever's first in line goes first, huh
Well, you know, what if you lost your place in the line. I mean accidents do happen

>>12944152
I am one of the two who were sentenced, step off.

>>12944148
Wouldn't she rather trade for doppelganger fruit instead of hunt for new men?

>>12944122
>Have fun being cumpump no.68 in the harem of a succubus.

I will, I'll just fuck monsters in my own harem while I wait my turn to fuck her.

What now faggot?

>>12944007
Her seal is not covering her eye. nice knowing you.

>>12944154
That's not what I meant. The word "canon" by itself is meaningless when their are so many different canons, none of which anyone agrees on anyway.

>You will never have a chuggy chunky chubby baby wurm to kiss her soft tummy and give loving hugs to her softness with

>>12944132
>>12944138
>>12944144
>>12944152
>>12944155
>>12944156
>Court in MGC
>Some guy is on the line for stealing
>One the final day of the trial he is sentenced to twenty days with X monster girl
>Like 15 guys in the court stand up and say their willing to take that punishment for him
>They start beating the crap out of each other for the right to be punished for a crime they didn't commit
>The guy who actually did the crime even says screw you guys its my punishment
>Judge just cups her head in her hands
Such is life in MGC.

>>12944171
Thats a ryu, colored wrong too

>>12944167

> Implying she didn't take it off at your request
> Implying it actually does something in the first place

>>12943968
>fancy spider mating dances!

Now I'm imagining a happy Fia raising her arms in the air and dancing like gif related sporting a childish smile.

God dammit, my heart doesn't need this right now.

>>12944163
>In the same way as other slimes, they are fueled by men’s semen. Once they’ve spotted prey, they use their sticky body to wrap around a man and initiate sexual intercourse, taking in semen. But because a part of the main body, the “queen” is bloated, her movement is extremely slow and sluggish. For that reason, when initiating sexual intercourse they send out their “servants” to charge in aggressively, insuring that sexual union takes place. Because of how immense its body is, it is much more greedy than a typical slime. Once a man is taken in by her, his fate is to spend an eternity continuously having sex as part of her harem.

>Queen Slimes who continue to have sex with men grow in such a manner that they become almost like a village of slimes. Then they are referred to as “Slime Kingdoms.” As the size of the body of the queen itself becomes more and more immense, the intelligence of her divisions sharply rises. Divisions placed outside of “Slime Kingdom” are sent to gather food for the captured men. Surprisingly, they are even known to barter with merchants. However, no matter how intelligent they appear to be, their actions are fundamentally driven by instinct. The drive to feed (have sex), and the drive to further expand “Slime Kingdom.” Most of the goods they trade with merchants are medicines or items that increase the spiritual energy of men.

>>12944179
Its a binding seal, only the person she mates can remove it.
And then its an elaborate ritual requiring a priestess

>>12944179
No seal = insane bestial rape machine.
seal = calm MG
Mated with no seal = same as married.

hoo

>>12944148
Except Bicorn who can make harem of any grills her husband wants

>>12944188
She looks so fluffy

>>12944176
Nope, that's a wurm, look at the horns.

>>12944163
>>12944182
Have fun swimming in other guys' jizz.

>>12944164
>my own harem

>>12944189
Bicorn gets a hamem for her husband, Queen Slime gathers men for HER harem. Why can't you tards read before you reply?

>>12944188
hoo?

>>12944188
Has anyone written anything about owlgirls yet? I'm kinda surprised KC hasn't drawn one up yet, too

>>12944171
>Fatherhood intensifies.

>>12944203
I think there's one? Or was that a greentext?

>>12944188
Love Tenderly - [X]
Do not Love Tenderly - [ ]

>>12944200
>Why can't you tards read before you reply?
Cause that requires effort, anon. Effort that could be instead used on Monster waifus

>>12944198
>being monogamous while she's taking 67 dicks others than yours

Explain the difference between liking monster girls and being a furry

>>12944202
Bwahahaha!

What in gods name is THAT?

Bobby, get ma shovel.

>>12944212
Bait-kun pls.

>>12944187
>>12944183

Your headcanon is shit.

>>12944212
We don't like furries.

Furries do like furries.

>>12944212
Snouts are shit, we don't want to fuck animals horse pussy a shit, and we're three points lower on the autism scale.

>>12944212
We're going all out today, uh?

>>12944171
>she's feeling fussy,
>blow a raspberry on her belly, causing her to giggle and wiggle in joy

>>12944224
This is pretty typical for the first couple hundred posts, once we're off the front page it usually lightens up. Knock on wood with that prediction though

>>12944220
You need to go read about seals in Japanese mythology.
It's not head canon, red seals are for binding.
and ushi-oni are in mythology

>>12944211

>"God dammit you little shit I'll swear I'll fucking--"
>He grabs her lower jaw, angry as fuck
>She just stares back at him, too naive and oblivious to know what's going on
>She wraps her little arms around his wrist, as if mimicking his actions
>"Jiiiii~"
>He stops to think for a moment, she's just a child after all
>He then sighs in defeat
>"...Christ, you really get on my nerves sometimes, you know that?"
>He loosens his grip and just shakes her head around gently, holding back his anger
>"Bwaaawaaawaawaaa~"
>"You little airhead..."

>>12944171
I also have the coloured version of baby Ryu, although I'm not really happy with how it turned out...

Still want it?

>>12944232
Because the monsters and conditions in MGE are the same as the mythological counterparts.

Stop being retarded.

Would you a tiny, alcoholic kitsune?

>>12944236
How is trying to teach you something being retarded?
And I have news for you, the seals in MGE are the same as in the real world , you need to go read more.
Your troll-fu is weak, admit you are wrong.

>>12943945

This is like a car crash, i want to look away but i can't

>>12944239
No.

Alcoholics are degenerates.

>>12944212
There's no difference. All is the same under the weird fetish sun.

Unless they start coming to these threads, in which case fuck them.

>>12944244
Please point out where it says anything about seals. I was there for the thread that decided the seal was to keep her lust in check,, you troll harder. It is just headcanon.

>>12944260
I give up, you really just want to fight and bicker.

Get better bait.

>>12944266
>proved wrong
>you're baiting

Whatever makes your ass hurt less.

>>12944266
>Nuh uh, you're baiting.

I kek'd.

Why do you people call everyone who disagrees with you "bait" or a troll?

>>12944271
Because half the time they are you baiter.

>>12944271
Tradition?

To be fair, the dude who was asking about furry was indeed baiting.
Yuri guy, maybe.

This Ushi-Oni conversation is stupid, though.

Why are muscle girls so good?

God damn it I want HDoom to be finished.

>>12944267
>>12944269
You ignored what I said about reading up on seals
Yes you are baiting.
You haven.t proved me wrong about anything.
Just showing me a page about ushi-oni doesn't prove anything about the seals.

>>12944271
Probably because most of the time those arguments spawn pointless shitstorms?

>>12944278
>This Ushi-Oni conversation is stupid, though.
All the shit storms here a pretty retarded, on both sides.

Anyway, we really should be discussing monster girls

>>12944284
>We really should be discussing monster girls
We always do. Here's the thing, though:
We need to focus more on positive legit discussion instead of arguing.

Here's a question, though. Would you like to see Pharaoh wielding her cobra familiar like a sword?
Would a Pharaoh be required to learn self-defense for the security of her kingdom?
http://imgur.com/B1TP31H

>"I don't think this kind of clothing works well on me Anon, what do you think?"

>>12944279
Because a shirking violet who can bench press a car is moe

>>12944302
>It looks fi- HOLY SHIT WHATS WRONG WITH YOU FINGERS?

>>12944305
So Sakaki?
Jinko Sakaki when?

>>12944280
The laws of the real world have fuck all to do with MGE. The profile even says they are always horny and hot, so much that their bodies are always seething and their lust is never satisfied, your seal bullshit is headcanon, deal with it.

>>12944305
Hell Knight pussy would feel amazing

Demons confirmed for best waifus

>>12944280
>Prove a negative.
I think we finally know which one of us is baiting.

>>12944300
>Would you like to see Pharaoh wielding her cobra familiar like a sword?

Maybe, though I like the idea of the familiar being a little more versatile than that

>Snake familiar goes stiff for sword or staff fighting
>Or bares it's fangs for use like a barbed whip or grappling hook
>Or can be used like a rope, to tie up opponents
>Constricts said opponents of the Pharaoh needs help squeezing information out of them

Fuck, now I want to see an old school adventure starring a Pharaoh

>>12944320
Cleopatra Jones?

>>12944170

>>12944182

>>12944322
Master Thief Extraordinaire.

>>12943910

I bet Holsts would take up baking as a way to entice men after seeing that eating baked goods makes people thirsty

>>12944322
It's what came to mind first, but she'd need a different phobia, snakes wouldn't work for obvious reasons

Plus, a Pharaoh might have a bit more knowledge on temples and ruins, with her background

Also, wtf? Captcha wanted me to pick out pictures of steaks

>>12944334
What about fear of oceans?
Or some equally stupid thing, because what I just said is actually pretty stupid.

>>12944344
How about Spiders or other bugs? They're pretty much everywhere already, just like snakes

>>12944148
Queen Slime's less a single girl, and more a MILF who's daughters won't (rather, can't) leave home.

>>12944355
Better yet. Eremikophobia.

It's a fear of sand.

>>12944316
LIES!

>>12944355
Specifically, fear of scorpions?
Final boss is Girtablilu, the Scorpion Queen.

>>12944364
I smell sitcom.

>>12944367
That's a bit too crippling for an adventurer, how many ruins are out in deserts anyway?

Though initially I had been picturing her exploring cambodian temples, I don't think there's much sand there. Why Cambodia? Because everyone usually picks egypt or central/south america when it comes to ruins

>>12944233

>>12944375
Makes sense to me, scorpions are arachnids anyway

>>12944333
Anon, Holstaurus Milk is the best item ever.

I honestly don't think I would be able to stop myself from trying to sneak it into every woman's food/drink.

I'd be like some radical hathorite, spreading softness to everywhere I went whether they wanted it or not.

>>12944389
Poor Man's Deruella.

>>12944234
Not him, but i'd love to see it.

>>12944393
The ultimate showdown between Druella and a new rival, The Milk Man.

Coming to Lascate this November

I can't settle for a favorite kind of MG. How do I know which one is best for me?

This is tearing me apart.

>>12944380

>"Fine. I'll let it slip this time around, just don't ever do stupid shit again."
>He pats her head a bit
>"...Hey, what's with the tears, kid? I already forgave you, you can go now."
>"What, you want an ice cream or something? What are you crying for?"
>"Hey, hey! What are you doing?!"
>"Okay, fine! I'll get you some ice cream, just let go of me! Geez!"
>"...Huh? You don't want it? What the hell are you crying for, then?!"

>>12944415
Doppelganger, the omni-waifu. Problem solved.

how do you fell about MGs with inverted nipples

>>12944411
Moopocalypse.

>>12944415
Manticore

>>12944424
Indifferent

>>12944415
What's your favorite region? Zipangu? Desert Region? Undecided?
Got it? Good.

What's your favorite type of MG? Lamia? Harpy?
Got it? Good.

Do the two coincide?
Good. That's your waifu.

>>12944424
*feel

>>12944415
>Not picking Dragon

I renounce you Anon.

>>12944424
Inverted nipples are, in a word, cute.
Yes.

>>12944424
Everyone knows an MG's nipples should be perky at all times due to arousal and preparedness for sex.

>>12944372
I'd an alp and make her my best friend

>>12944389
Radical Hathorism
>Our top story tonight
>The group calling itself the Mooquisition has once again replaced all other drinks, excluding water, in MGC with Holstaur milk
>Citizens have said while annoying, its still better than lolification dirty bombs deployed by radicalBaphomets.

>>12944399
I guess. Again, not really happy with it, but what can you excpect from a scrub like me?

>Art by Loen.

>>12944417

>>12943945
Goddamn I hate that artist

>>12944415
Ussualy the first decision that comes up in your head is the best. Alternatively flip a coin. If it lands and you aren't content with the decision, then obviously the other MG is more suitable.

>>12944314
>they're always horny and hot so the seal doesn't work
I really don't want to discuss Ushi-Oni right now
I just want to point out to the rest (who will understand why I quoted that) how these threads are filled with newfags

>>12934377
I for one think it could be very enjoyable, depending on what monster girl you were.

What monster girl would you want to potentially be?

>>12944463
Not all of us disregard the profiles because "KC a shit" anon.

>>12944456
It's actually okay anon. Don't sweat it.

Now give the Ryu what she wants anon.

>>12944466
Fuck off.

>>12944466
>What monster girl would you want to potentially be?
Stop right there.

>>12944466
careful now
while I don't find that wrong to answer that there are people here who aren't as tolerant to these kinds of questions
their overreactions are retarded in my opinion

>>12944415
Fluffy, squid, feathers, exoeskeleton, scales, human skin?
Your favourite type of -dere?

>>12944466
Get out.

http://pastebin.com/VXPQf0pW line 763
>Loli-Oni gets Molested

Oh ho, time to get pregnant with a daughteru.
If a horrifying cult were to worship a terrifying, yet alluring abomination from beyond the veil of death with grotesque sex/feeding rituals, what flavor Barometz would the abomination be?

>>12944454
>stage 1 alps see this an opportunity to try and big breasts.

>Just goes straight to their hips and rears, along with a little pudge in the middle

>They try not to cry, cry alot

>>12944471
I'm sweating it super hard.

>>12944470
See?
I'm not talking about headcanon and KC's canon neither I am taking sides with any or disregarding what "KC didn't said"
If you don't understand why I called you (or him) newfag for those words you're just proving my point.
This has nothing to be with the Ushi, I couldn't care less about those stupid discussions that are so habitual here.

And by the way you, "it's not explicitly written"-guys, are just the kind of people that assumes the author had an error when their characters act contradictorily instead of understanding the character is lying.
In other words, lack of imagination or independent thought.

>>12944490
Maybe they should get a better boyfriend who likes tits. Or go stage 3.

>>12944478

I didn't expect any responses. Their anger only makes it funnier

>>12944457

>"...I uh... You really oughta go back to your mother, kid."
>"I gott a get going too, so, uh... se you around, I guess."
>He gently picks her off himself, turns around and begins to leave
>She prevents him from leaving by holding his hand
>"What the-- woahwoahwoah, where'd you learn this, kid? Children your age shouldn't be doing that kind of stu--"
>She puts his palm against her cheek
>"WHA--"
>He covers his own mouth before anybody hears his screaming, only letting go once he calms down enough to talk to her in whispers
>"The fuck, kiddo?! That's highly improper! You wanna get bopped over the head?!"
>He takes his hand off her face
>"You don't that stuff to people until you're legal age! Never do that again, got that?!"
>"Christ, kids these days are getting lewder by the day, I swear..."

Is this considered RPing? If so, I'd better stop right here.

>>12944504
>u mad :)
Nice argument, as expected from someone without independent thought.
Have a nice day anyway.

>>12944497
And what is your point?

>>12944510
I apologize, my bad.
>>12944513
Do you mean why I called him or you (whoever I'm talking with) newfag?

>>12944424
Overjoyed, although they are relatively uncommon.

>>12944507
http://imgur.com/eQ5xSO2

You're writing based on images posted, nothing out of the ordinary.

>>12944424
Delicious. I want to make a Holstaur with inverted nipples orgasm simply by sucking on them enough to make them come out.

>>12944520
>Do you mean why I called him or you (whoever I'm talking with) newfag?

Yes.

>>12944456
Need more adorable baby monster girl pics

>>12944466
Something with big meaty paws and/or fluffy tails.

>>12944489
This is really goddamned lewd.
>If a horrifying cult were to worship a terrifying, yet alluring abomination from beyond the veil of death with grotesque sex/feeding rituals, what flavor Barometz would the abomination be?
Lemon-lime, the patricians drink.

>>12944490
>flat chested apls with wide hips and round asses
Yes!

>>12944529
Gonna probably start on Loens baby-rachne later.

>>12944535
>Flat

May as well just skip the middleman and fuck a guy.

>>12944540
Flat chests aren't always synonymous with loli's, anon.

>>12944529
We need more KID monster girl pics.

>>12944554
Still hoping for a baby Dragon pic.

Although, we got baby wurm and baby ryu, so I probably shouldn't complain...

>>12944553
I didn't imply anything of the sort, is there something you want to tell us anon?

I'm saying keeping an alp flat is a crime, since they're all about becoming voluptuous.

>>12944534
There's nothing lewd about making daughterus anon, it's the most beautiful and natural thing in the world~
>Lemon-lime
That actually sounds pretty good, in a comedic understatement sort of way.

>>12944560
But I groped her all day yesterday.

>>12944554
You know what would be kind of adorable? A pic of a mix of MGs and probably one HB playing an arcade machine, specifically something like a brawler or Gauntlet so there's four players

But no drawfag will do it cause that's too much shit to draw ;_;

>>12944560

I touched the spider cow. Now I have a boob hat.

>A vampire from eastern Europe who speaks barely any English will never rape you
>She'll never exclaim "You are now husband, having complains? Good, is now to die for sex!"
>You'll never panic, assured she means to kill you
>She'll never panic over your panic, leading to you finding out that her grasp of English is bad enough that she didn't know the difference between "to die" and "today", and that she confused "today" and "time for"
>She'll never get really pouty and embarrassed and hide her face in your neck while the two of you have slow cuddlesex

>>12944489
Why is Loli-Oni so deliciously lewd?

>If a horrifying cult were to worship a terrifying, yet alluring abomination from beyond the veil of death with grotesque sex/feeding rituals, what flavor Barometz would the abomination be?
Sanity rending tutti frutti.

>>12944574
>Anon and his five MG suitors playing X-Men

>>12944560

>>12944532

I think something like a Lamia would be interesting just due to the difference in physiology. No legs and instead a mass of tail flesh. How would that feel? How long would it take to adjust to legless locomotion? It's something hard to comprehend.

>>12944454
>Radical Baphomets
We now need a Baphomet named Edward.

>>12944540
And you may as well stop funposting.

>>12944583
Sweet Hathor yes, I wish this could be a thing

>>12944584
>filename
Unless she says otherwise, doing anything other than drinking her blessed milk is heresy.

I don't ever want to touch the cow.

Cows are jerks.

>>12944580
I'd rather one with german accent.

>>12944600
Clearly you've never meet a Holstaur, one is on her way to your house now for reeducation.

>>12944600
That sounds like a lot of bull.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

>>12944595
Here's your reply.

>>12944600
Deers are assholes, anon.

>>12943942
And now I have it on-record for whenever I want to feel warm and cozy.

>>12944600
Reminder to NEVER milk your Holstaur waifu

>>12944615
The fuck you just say?

>>12944621
You're just a bad person anon.

>>12944615
Nigga you wot?

Deers are way better than asshole cows.

>>12944628
>deers are better than cows
What planet are you living on? Deers are fucking stupid assholes, cows are chill and awesome.

>>12944621
Not only is this dickish, it hurts her, both physically and emotionally.

I'm not even kidding you asshole, cows that go unmilked get sad or very irate, and it's bad for their health.

Just feed her a raging mushroom if you want your holst to thrash your pelvis you bad husband.

>>12943867
>Your egg born daughteru will never have the top of her egg shell on her head after she hatches and she looks around

>>12944635
Fuck world do you live in?

All the deer I've met are totally chill, some even come up and nap with you if you're sleeping outside.

>>12944620
Another anubis thing I wrote got screencapped.

I SHOULD branch out to other monstergirls, but brown slightly-obsessive-compulsive jackal-girl just sets my stomach aflutter in ways I cannot fight.
Well, as long at it doesn't cause any strife, I'm okay with it.

>>12944628

I live in the mountains so I see deer crossing the street maybe once every few months. Also used to see them in what was effectively my backyard until it got fenced in, on a regular basis. I like how there's always a family of them, like quails. Cute as hell.

Time to swing by the Bicorns.

Previous pages: http://pastebin.com/VZSr7qcy

New page: http://pastebin.com/SiXgUCzm

>>12944635
I feel you anon, these faggots have probably never lived in a rural area before.

Like every morning 5-6 doe come by and sit in my front lawn, being shits. And they eat the seed out of my birdfeeder. I'd scare them off but it's gotten to the point where they aren't even intimidated by me.

Fuck deer.

>>12944654
Was it this one? Trachyon-Sempai?

Anubis is a wonderful, after all. Only thing your stuff causes in me is the exact opposite of strife. I think. I'd have to look up an exact definition to know for sure.

>>12944527
Look, I don't want to start another shitstorm, but I always found retarded how people starts discussions here over headcanon vs canon.

First of all I like to see KC's monstergirls as races. Just as the elves and dwarves get different representations in different settings, I don't see why this could (and has already happened) be with monstergirls.
People has always follow their own setting since the first greentext on /a/ to make things a little bit more interesting and varied, but that doesn't mean nobody is negating KC's canon, which applies only in KC's setting, that is.
>many monstergirls where created by KC!
Based on actual myths, etc, etc.
I don't have problem with KC's canon neither with people having imagination in these threads.

My main problem is with people trying to force their headcanon into people that don't like it and with the other side shutting down any kind of deviation because "muh KC" forcing KC's canon too.
Both starting stupid shitstorms that doesn't make sense because:
1- Different settings will approach the races differently, and that is something that doesn't happen only to mgs
2- That doesn't actually "negates" the source material as some seem to imply, and nobody is disregarding KC


But anyway, sorry for deviating so much, is a bad habit.
As I said people has always follow their own representations of the mgs since /a/.
This guy >>12944314 implied that the seal of the Ushi-Oni doesn't work because she's always in wild mode.
Which indicates his ignorance in the famous trope generated since the days of /a/ that says the seal is actually keeping her "quieter than normal" but she's so crazy OP even with the seal she's dangerous, and without the seal would become a battle monster.
Canon or not, that doesn't matter, the point is that everybody knows that. Except newfags of course.

>>12944652
>if you're
Enjoy your lyme disease and getting your shit beat in.

>>12944657
Why would anyone want to raid a horsepussy establishment anyways?

>>12944672
Because panties. A good collection is a complete collection.

>>12944670
Oh, it was nothing.

>>12944670
My point is that I already find shitstorms about canon ridiculous and irrelevant by the reasons already explained, and the fact that newfags enter in those discussions talking about monstergirls without knowing shit only proves how stupid the discussions about head/canon are.

Anyway as you can see this post has result in a longer one than I expected, as I said, a bad habit.
And I sincerely apologize for it.
But all this really doesn't matter because the last time I tried to point out how irrelevant and nonsensical those discussions were I was accused of troll and bait by several times.

And regarding the matter with the seal.
It appears to be an "ofuda" japanese seal which was used to restrain demonic power (look about it in google or something) and the Ushi-Oni is based in a demon cow from the japanese folklore. Is pretty obvious why KC drew that.

As I said there are some times the authors prefer to leave clues so the reader can complete the puzzle himself using a little of imagination.
This way the author can afford to retardedly describe everything word by word.
If we aren't allowed to deliberate about certain aspects KC draws on his designs I guess I should start to insult anyone who gets an easter egg in a game saying it has nothing to be with something out of the game, for example.

Seriously, fucking shit, I really should learn to express myself with fewer words, It may seem the other way but I hate writing walls of text for any little thing. Oh well, now to wait the posts calling this bait.
I have already stated my opinion and this is not a discussion, so have a nice day in the case this ends with this post, I guess.

>>12944654

I don't think Anubisguy is very high priority on the list of things to bitch about. Besides, I have a similar obsession. It pleases me that there are others who are so devoted.

And no, I'm not the guy(s) constantly promoting mofu. I don't give a shit about what other people like.

>>12944657
>Bicorns don't rape
Is that a thing? I'm not as informed on Bicorns but I thought they were rape-enabled unlike Unicorns

>>12944682
>Well, I guess it could be called rape by proxy, since they will get you a harem, whether you like it or not. But bicorns themselves remain gentle, devoted girls, if more lustful.

>>12944674
>>12944657
Someone should draw some of these fantastic panties.

>>12944560

>Find a children's book lying around
>Pick it up and read it because whatever
>See these pages
>"The fuck?"
>Lower the book from eye-level
>Suddenly Holstaurus
>Standing there right in front of you
>Yandere-tier smile on her face
>Look at book, then back at her, back at the book, then back at her again
>Get glomped to the ground by the giggling cow woman before you can even say anything further

>>12944692
Ah, alright then, thanks.

>>12944663
One of a few, and that one close to the inception of my spiral into anubis madness. Hey, Anonlich. You are Anonlich, right?

>>12944679
I always worry that I'm just laying it on a bit too thick. Constant attention on the manticore was what made her a mite unpopular with some, and I don't want to be even a part of the reason anubis gets the same treatment. Not because of my affection for the monstergirl, though that is a factor, but because it'll just cause more thread arguments. Which is always the last thing I ever want.

>>12944657
You gotta do Holstaurs eventually.
>>12944696
You have no idea how badly I want this to happen.

>>12944699
>Which is always the last thing I ever want.
Nobody wants shitstorms.
Except the people who do.

>>12944609

Bull.

BULL.

WILL IS NOT A BOWL

>>12944696
>enchanted books and summoning scrolls that take effect once read/picked up
>the monster whose mana was used to make it will materialize before you for some good old rape

Terrifying.

>inb4 proactive dating

Go fuck a matango.

>>12944701
He's doing them alphabetically.

>>12944699
Yup, that's me.

Good on ya for not wanting to cause more fits in the thread, but I think your bits of loving attention to Anubis are infrequent enough to not get on most people's nerves. Always brings a smile to my face personally.

>>12944694
I would like that, or a campus map maybe.

>>12944715
A map could be done, maybe not artistically, but as a useable map, based on descriptions so far.

>>12944708
I actually didn't realize that. Damn, that means it'll take a long time to get there if he doesn't quit along the way.

>>12944696
>Whispers in your ear.
>"I saw you, you shameless man... You didn't even hesitate to touch that cow~"
>"Now I'm going to touch you~"

>>12944721
Aye. But I have faith.

>>12944670
>>12944676
I agree with you, the canon vs headcanon debates are pretty retarded, cause at the end of the day you're gonna view something however you enjoy it. I do get pretty peeved how some anons only take things at face-value, and refuse to think beyond that, but really there's not much we can do about that, a human's nature always marches on.

As far as newfags go, that's just a simple case of "lurk more faggot". It helps that our shit is archived, but I don't expect the average anon to wade through years of threads, so lurking and learning should be the best COA.

As far as the people who get pissed off at the most random things? Instead of posting and sparking an argument turned shitstorm, just take a break from the thread for a while, play a game, fap, watch a movie, smoke a bowl if you're into that, do whatever you like to do away from the threads, and let the rage pass on.

>>12944731
Oh man.
Ooohhhh, MAN.

>>12944731
This can go two ways.

1, if you don't want to get raped you tip her over and bolt while praying she doesn't have a Minotaur sister.

2, fuck her through the floor.

>>12944731
>Anon was then ticked

>>12944755
How about tip her over and bolt and then fuck the Minotaur through the floor?

>>12944765
I like the way you think.

>>12944765
That's not how the bullying food chain goes.

The men tip the Holstaurs and take their ice cream.
The Minotaurs tip the men and take their virginity.

>>12944755
>This can go two ways.

MG Booty Warrior when?

The booty is the dick, by the way. I propose Samalamder or Hinemizu. Ignis could work as well.

>>12944755
>>12944765
Is tipping cows really that affective? I've seen them get back up pretty easily.

>>12944765
Good luck with that.

>Dragon dressed Egyptian-style
Yes or yes?

>>12944781
It's more funny because they flail around.

I wouldn't touch one though, all bovine a shit.

>>12944781
Holstaur usually have quite heavy and large breasts. They weigh the poor things down like an anchor.

But that's why it's so goddamn fun, that and avoiding getting caught by the Dog Girl farmer.

>>12944791
Yes.

>emotionless girl that says nothing, just grabs the guy and makes him cum over and over
I like this girl.

>>12944801
How do baby mimics work? Are they born with a chest? Do they move into a chest like hermit crabs? Do they migrate into bigger chests once they grow out of their old one?

>>12944791
On a scale of yes to yes? ...Yes.

>>12944807
Hermit-crab styled Mimics sound pretty adorable, lets go with that

>>12944807
That is a really good question but I have no idea. Maybe mimics divide? Where is their womb? In the chest or the woman-part's belly?

I loved Anubis before they were popular.

>>12944791
I don't see why not.

The Egyptian aesthetic would work with a Dragon pretty welly actually, provided the Dragon is brown.

>>12944755
>if you don't want to get raped by a Holstaur
I don't want to meet the man. Also
>implying its rape and not fully consensual hardcore impregnation with hand holding and kissing.

>>12944830
You could also call rape proactive dating.

>>12944816
I loved Kunoichi and Valkyries before they were popular

Are they even popular?

>>12944830
Monster pls

Just because it ends like that doesn't mean it wasn't rape.

>>12944836
>kunoichi
Nope
>valkyria
Eh, just a little bit

>>12944836
Kunoichi are discussed somewhat. There was even that Kunoichi Onee-san thing from a few days back that has yet to be continued.

>>12944816
Then you're a man with heart and mind unclouded.

>>12944815
I like to think that it's a pocket dimension. In any case it's the chest that gives them their powers.

Would you live with a mimic if the inside of her chest was a comfy apartement?
there's even an ethernet connection on the side of her chest so you have internet inside.

>>12944836
God Kunoichi are great.

>>12944847
The constant drool might be an issue.

>>12944847
What's her bandwidth? I bet she could fit terabytes of data through that, the slut.

>>12944839
>>12944840
To be fair I prefer it that way. I don't like when things become too popular.

>>12944816
I've always liked Anubis.

Not sure I can say I loved 'em as much as I do now "Before they were popular".

My trigger was Trachyon's Lego Anubis greentext. That's what sent me from "Like" to "Head over heels obsessed".

>>12944857
Hipster-kun pls
I thought your kind died already

>>12944847

You know I've been wondering something - Ushi Onis and Mimics and all sorts of out-of-the-way monstergirls have internet. But how? Does Wurm Fiber just run lines special or is there some sort of Siren-based wifi?

>>12944857
First quote is wrong, sorry. Meant to reply to >>12944843

>>12944843
>Kunoichi Onee-san
That was lewd as fuck dammit.

>>12944863
Well its not like its hard for the wurms to run cable and wire everywhere. They just need to tie it to their tail and start digging to rape caves.

>>12944843
I only remember the first post of that from like a month or so ago where he gets up in the middle of the night and makes a steak outside. I never saw any continuation so either I'm blind or it really wasn't talked about.

>>12944875

> You and your Ushi Waifu are waiting eagerly in her cave for the cable guy to get here
> Said waiting involves pedipalp cuddles but that's not important
> Suddenly a wall blows out and out pops a Wurm
> "Hiiiiiiii~! I'm here to set you up with Internet!"

>>12944872
I don't even think that guy pastebinned what he done either.
>>12944878
Use >>12944836's image MD5, and look through the archives with it. You may potentially come across its reply chain.

>>12944891
what he had done*

>>12944859
Some of the first things I wrote were Anubutt based. And even now, I still include them in much of what I do.

>>12944863
It's all the work of that new company "Fiberworm" They figured out a really easy way to lay down fiber cables through the use of sandworms. Though there's the occasional issue of electricians dissapearing on the job. The sandworm that was assigned to work with him always seems to quit shortly after.

>>12944856
Depends on where you are getting the internet from anon. You still have to get out of the chest while your worried mimic-waifu is clamping herself on you and set up a cable and connect it to the ethernet port on the chest. If you don't feel like paying you could probably get the chest delivered to some hotel and connect a cable there to leech their internet. It's not that they pay attention to some random chest in the hallway anyway.

>>12944853
Only at the entrance anon. It's a nice apartement beyond that. Got to be carefull not to cut yourself on the teeth when entering and leaving though. Acts as a great buglary detergent otherwise.

>>12944895
Very good of you.

Also, never seen that pic before. Thanks for sharing, it's lovely.

Money can get you anything.

That was the philosophy you had always followed.

A life on the road may not be for everyone, but it definitely is for you. No walls, no boundaries, no one to answer to but yourself, and that's just how you like it.

You are Anon, travelling merchant extraordinaire. If it exists, you can sell it, and always for profit, breaking even just isn't good enough. Your travels have taken you all over the continent, from the freezing mountains in the North, to the blazing deserts down South. No matter where you go, you can get what you want, with shrewd business sense or just plain old bribery, nothing is immune to the power of cold, hard cash.

Except for that one thing you wanted most.

http://pastebin.com/gF9S6QuN

Let me know what you think.

>>12944896
>buglary detergent otherwise.
>detergent
>Any burglar has to get past her mouth and "tongue."
>You've had people attempt to break into your chest twice, both thieves left slobbery, shaken and in need of counseling
>You don't know what you're waifu did, but she certainly scared them clean

>>12944906
WITH JEWS YOU LOSE
REMOVE JEWNUKI

>>12944906
Tanuki a shit. SHIIIIIIT!

>>12944906
Open deal?

>>12944919

>>12944916
>>12944918
>>12944919
I-i'm sorry Anon-kun, please don't be mad.

Note to self: No one like Tanuki's

>>12944929
I like Tanukis

>>12944916
>>12944918
They aren't literal Jews, guys. Anyways, /pol/ is the place you want to go to complain about such indivduals.
>>12944927

>>12944929
Come on now, I can appreciate Tanuki's.

>>12944929
I like them actually. I do that the one from that one dreentext.

>>12944895
This Anubis.
She looks like a Wakfu character.
And yet Wakfu will never have Jackal girls.

>>12944929
They're ok.

>>12944906
This is not ok. I wasn't expecting this.

>>12944933
>>12944935
>>12944938
Guess It's OK then. They must of just been memehating.

>>12944953
>memehating
Do we have to keep using this term?

>>12944935
I want to see the concept of multiple Tanukis having a sort of timeshare agreement with one guy.
Especially if it erodes their business sense in relation to him and devolves into them just bickering with each other about "But you got him last weekennnnnnnnnnd!" while they all hang all over him.

Remember anons, never trust a monster, never love a monster.

Never.

>>12944962
I rather like it. Whenever someone uses it, I know to completely disregard their opinions.

>moot endorses baneposting

oh boy.jpg

>>12944966
>tfw you will never be loved
>Ever

>>12944966
But humans are monsters too, is there anyone I can love?

>>12944970
Seems like the remainder of our time here in /mgt/ is going to be THINK AGAIN!!!___

>>12944971
That's why you stick to drugs and/or alcohol, anon, they're always there for you

>>12944935
>>12944906

You know, I got this weird idea right now...

How would a Danuki react if you Nimunimunimu'd her face? It looks round and soft for some reason.

>>12944977
>being a degenerate

Kill yourself, no seriously.

>>12944929
Nah, we are just having fun
We don't hate them, real jews on the other hand

>>12944982
Chill.

>>12944982
>not smoking weed everyday
Do you even blaze it?

>>12944986
Hang yourself on stream.

I want to see it, and have the joy of knowing a degenerate is dead.

>>12944986
I need a glacies making Mr. Freeze jokes now. Badly.

>>12944964
>Have metric shit tonne of Tanuki daughterus
>All trying to get a turn playing with you.
>Each one trying to explain why playing with THEM is the best option.
>One draws up a load of graphs
>Another tries to bribe you
>Such is life as a Tanuki father.

>>12944993
No, I wasn't the guy who posted >>12944977.

I'm just saying don't have an aneurysm over it.
Chill la Chill.

>>12944103

sauce?

>>12944980
She'd probably try to play it off.

>>12945010
http://exhentai.org/s/116fa471d8/689748-79

What monster girl would look best with a side slit dress?

>>12944999
>implying she'd let you see your kids
>implying she wouldn't whore you out the moment she knew she was pregnant

Never trust a monster, especially a jew monster.

>>12944906
i didnt need these feels. thanks ;-;

>>12945021
Can you cut that shit out?