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Previous thread: >>12938667

2015 Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

Shopping links:
http://en-nls.com (Japan)
http://hotpowers.jp (Japan)
http://japanshoppingservice.jp (Japan)
http://queencatadulttoys.com (CA)
http://toydemon.com (IL)
http://www.coolmalesextoy.com/ (CA)

Amazon.jp link in Pastebin

How long have you been a degenerate?
http://strawpoll.me/3297599
Take the lube poll:
http://strawpoll.me/3397350
Penis size poll (new!):
http://strawpoll.me/3462374
How do you get down?
http://strawpoll.me/3397285
http://strawpoll.me/3397291
http://strawpoll.me/3397305

>> No.12947136
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12947136

Just used the Tsurupeta Girl Laboratory, my first hole, for the first time. Holy shit. There's really no going back plain hand fapping is there?

>> No.12947141

>>12947136
Probably not, unless you feel lazy to clean. Welcome to fap master race anon

>> No.12947230

Post are being slow here, normally they should be delivering today (package has been in country for 2 days), but guess I'll have to wait till Tuesday for my mi-nyan and slut announcer :(

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>> No.12947471
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12947471

>>12947429
>Mouth of truth
>$48.66
Free shipping doesn't even make up for that price, especially if you're buying lube or other holes.

>> No.12947505

>>12947429
I wish hitler was still alive to bring justice this failure of a german.

>> No.12947506

>>12947429
That store has slightly cheaper prices than local stores in netherlands or germany. They are still more expensive than NLS.

For example
>Mouth of Truth
>Nippon Sextoys - 34.56 euro
>NLS - 2354 yen + 1800 yen shipping = 31.47 euro
>NLS has 5-7 days shipping to EU
>Nippon Sextoys has 2-3 weeks shipping to EU

Imo, they have pretty high prices for a store that's located in Japan, only good thing is free shipping, but it's crappy shipping that takes 2-3 weeks.

And a second problem that I rather pay expensive shipping is because there's a max 22 euro for purchases excluding shipping. I think gifts are somewhere around 60-70 euro.

>> No.12947511

>>12947506
>add shipping prices into the product
>free shipping
>good thing
Stop right now.

>> No.12947516

>>12946036
Would you consider the firmness to be realistic though? Or would soft firmness be more realistic?

>> No.12947521

Tomax Real Soft or Very Soft for realism? I'd assume Very Soft but then again it might be too soft to be realistic.

Also, does anyone know what the shipping cost ends up being when using JSS to get a Tomax hole to Europe from Daimaoh?

>> No.12947526

Gokujo has been out of stock on NLS for 20 days now, afraid it may not be coming back.

When I emailed them they said:

"Dear Sir,

Unfortunately, there's no ETA for the item."

>> No.12947567

God I wish I bought some lube with over there, I swear western lube sucks

>> No.12947679

>>12947429
>free shipping

blatantly bullshit

>> No.12947684

I own Lolinco. Is there any hole out there that's tighter? I want a death grip on my shaft.

>> No.12947720

>>12947526
http://www.amazon.co.jp/gp/product/B00CLOBF0M/
>unavailable.

>> No.12947732

>>12946678
My masturbation material with onaholes is tame compared to normal. I just get a picture of an attractive girl and go at it.

With normal masturbation I can fantasize about anything, but with an onahole I pretty much have to fantasize about regular penis-in-vagina sex, or else it doesn't feel right.

>> No.12947740

>>12946678
I don't use anything special with an onahole compared to normal. My usual femdom/foot fetish/trap pics or doujin.

>> No.12947746

Is there an onahole like I see in my h-manga? The one that look all squishy.

>> No.12947835
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12947835

Hey /ona/ would you consider VR in the future in combination with onahole?

>> No.12947859

>>12947835
yes but ill wait a couple years until vr is (hopefully) perfected to try it

>> No.12947868

>>12947835
Something about strapping that thing around my face makes me too nervous. I doubt I'll ever use one.

>> No.12947873

>>12947868
Yeah, the sensory deprivation part of it is a little worrying from a lack of awareness of surroundings perspective.

>> No.12948133

>>12947873
I dunno, I think that's the best part.

>> No.12948138

>>12948133
Well the worry is that you would not be able to tell if your privacy had been intruded or not

>> No.12948143
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12948143

i wonder how immersive and awesome this shit would be after a bowl or two

>> No.12948148

>>12948143
Not quite sure why cereal improves immersiveness.

>> No.12948169
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>>12948143
Sex feels better stoned, masturbation feels better stoned, and chances are that onaholes will feel better stoned as well.

>> No.12948171

>>12948143
>>12948169
Take your degeneracy out of /jp/ `please'.

>> No.12948178

>>12948171
I never knew things that were legal were degenerate, thanks pal!

>> No.12948185

>>12948178
Excessive alcohol use is degenerate. Gambling is degenerate. Having sex with alot of strangers is degenerate. None of those are illegal.

>> No.12948234

>>12948185
>>12948171
>degeneracy
>>>/pol/
stay there faggot

>> No.12948236

>>12948234
How is sex and drugs otaku culture?
Please leave.

>> No.12948245

>>12948236
i didn't make a thread about weed, i just mentioned that VR would be fucking great stoned
why do you hate fun so passionately that you jump on me the instant i say anything about weed? go fuck yourself

>> No.12948248

>>12948185
Who are you to say they are degenerate or not?
Or rather, what gives you the right to claim the moral high ground?

>> No.12948260

hey guys do you like onaholes

i like onaholes

>> No.12948261

Might try that actually, weed is perfectly legal where I live.

>> No.12948268

Instead of a box of rubber vaginas last friday I received a little 'customs needs to be paid' slip. Not particularly upset about the money, since I was expecting to pay some sort of customs fee. I was upset that since it happened on a friday I have to wait until monday for my shipment of social life replacements.

>> No.12948277

>>12948261
You'll feel just about every bump and crease in the hole.

At least that's how it was with my fwb

>> No.12948291

/jp/, I'm strongly considering buying an onahole, but I am unsure of where or how to start. Just dropping 30-60~$ on something I might be unsatisfied with sets off my inner jew. I want to research and get some kind of decent opinion about my products.

Now, I don't know if you guys take offense to recommendation requests or not, but I'm going to do it anyway. What onahole did you start with? Did you enjoy it? How long has it lasted you thus far? And if you're a veteran in this field, what onahole would you recommend to someone still used to hand-fapping?

>> No.12948294

>>12948291
Are you US?

>> No.12948311

>>12948291
What's the size/cut of your dick?

>> No.12948314

>>12947720
i wish mine still looked like that.

>> No.12948320

>>12948291
Everyone will have different opinions, it also depends on your size, sensitivity etc.
For the record, I am circumcised and about 4-5", but fairly thick.
>tfw small penis

I started with Secret Twin Tales (Kana): https://en-nls.com/pict2-26132-9999?c2=9999
Then Open My Pussy! -Rina-: https://en-nls.com/pict1-32977?c2=9999
And most recently Open My Pussy! Lolinco: https://en-nls.com/pict1-39103?c2=9999

Kana was really good, sadly destroyed after I left the USB warmer in. 8/10.
Rina was almost as good, not quite stimulating enough but still comfy. 7/10.
Lolinco was mindblowingly good. The hymen/ring thingies were ultra tight and bordering on painful but not quite if that makes sense. BUT they split after a couple of uses, and now the lips are also starting to tear slowly after about 3 months. 8.5/10.

Anyway that's my 2 cents, YMMV.

Also read the pastebin.

>> No.12948322

>>12948291
I've used the R20, Julia+, lolinco, Alicedayo.
Would recommended them all aside from the lolinco (ripped after only a few uses and didn't feel that good)

If you want a onahole for average/above average western size I would say get the R20 or Julia+, if you want a hip the alicedayo is amazeballs.You can't really go wrong with any of them tbh since they're all pretty cheap and feel great.

Bought my first onahole R20 about 1&half year ago, have rarely used my hand since then.

>> No.12948327

>>12948291
My first onahole was the Venus Clone in soft material. It is still my favorite hole. I've had it since October of 2013. It has some wear and tear now, but it still feels as good as it did when I first bought it. Tomax toys are very durable, they will last a long time if you take care of it. The Venus line are a bit on the pricier side of holes, but they are worth it IMO.

>> No.12948333

>>12948291
>>12948294 here, if you are US just grab http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/lilith-uterus-masturbator/

TOMAX > all

>>12948327

>> No.12948347

>>12948333
>>12948327
>>12948322
>>12948320

Thanks for the serious answers. I'll also read the pastebin; I tend to mentally phase the OP text in general threads out.

>>12948294

Yes

>>12948311

I don't know its measurements offhand, but either average or just below average length and thickness. Uncut

>> No.12948361

>>12948347
Op here, please don't disregard others' hard work performed in your service.

>> No.12948365

>>12948236
>How is drugs otaku culture?
all the smart hikis and neets do drugs

>> No.12948409

How much lube do you usually use?

>> No.12948417

>>12948322
How do you like the R20?

>> No.12948430
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>>12948365
>>12948236
Yakui exists, so drugs are otaku culture.

>> No.12948450

>>12948409
usually 3 drops for me because i like low stim

>> No.12948462

>>12948409
Not enough, or too much.

>> No.12948473

>>12948417
I liked it a lot, by now the insides are rekt though so I don't use it anymore. Definitely was the most intense of them all, the first time I used it it was pretty much so intense to the point where I din't even enjoy it that much, but after using it a few times I got used to it more and more. It can make you go in no time so I used it while edging a lot.

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>>12948430
sombody summoned me!?

>> No.12948508

>>12948473
I was like that too. It was too intense for me at first. It took me quite a few tries to finally getting used to the intensity. Almost forgot to mention that I am able to reach to the deepest part of the R20....it's a crazy feeling.

>> No.12948534

Is there anything to indicate I've bought a sex toy on the package? I'm overly worried about stuff like this

>> No.12948539

>>12948534

Depends on the Shipping service, EMS can declare the package as anything you want, DHL on the other hand has to write "rubber toy and lube".

>> No.12948546
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>>12948539
And they write that on the outside of the package?

>> No.12948549

>>12948534
Japanese law dictates that international parcels containing adult goods must be marked with a bold red "変態" on at least one panel. If you order loli holes, the recipient must be addressed as "小児愛者" on all customs forms.

>> No.12948557

>>12948549
But it's not like anyone in my home can read moonrunes. That's what I'm worried about

>> No.12948558

>>12948546
Yes of course, EMS will write whatever you tell them, figures, computer parts, etc.
DHL has to declare the true contents of the package

>> No.12948566

>>12948549
>>12948557

>Japanese law dictates that international parcels containing adult goods must be marked with a bold red "変態" on at least one panel. If you order loli holes, the recipient must be addressed as "小児愛者" on all customs forms.

Don't scare him man.

>> No.12948568

>>12948558
This, but every time I've ordered with DHL the declaration has either been folded in a way where you cant see it unless you take it out, or it's written so small to where it's indistinguishable from everything else at quick glance.

>> No.12948571

>>12948558
I'm not that anon, but in my country only EMS option is available.

if I choose that and tell nls to declare is as a pillow or something and write a low value, then it won't be inspected by customs?

>> No.12948606

>>12948409
if the tip of my index finger past the final knuckle(?) was made of lube, that is how much I use for my venus on each use. Dont need much after that, since the cum relubes it.
I also like using thicker lubes, pepee is too thin. I want it loose and gunky.

>> No.12948607

>>12948566
It's deserved for not reading the pastebin or the individual vendor FAQ pages. Literally every site discloses their shipping policies in their FAQ.

>> No.12948658 [DELETED] 

>>12948568

Customs differ from country to country, so changing the package's content's declaration may not save your package from inspection, but that doesn't matter really, if it goes to customs you'll just have to wait some more time for the package to be delivered, unless you are a brit buying loli holes, that's a bigger problem.

>> No.12948664

>>12948571

Customs differ from country to country, so changing the package's content's declaration may not save your package from inspection, but that doesn't matter really,
if it goes to customs you'll just have to wait some more time for the package to be delivered, unless you are a brit buying loli holes, that's a bigger problem.

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12948672

>>12948664
not a brit, but a french buying loli holes

hope that's not too much of a problem

>also captcha pic related

>> No.12948679

>>12948672
>French
loli is legal under Sharia so you'll be fine

>> No.12948682

>>12948409
I use onatsuyu but its rather stringy, but I just use a small drop usually.I don't lube my dick.

>> No.12948685

>>12948679
you must marry it first

>> No.12948694

>>12948685
>implying marrying a loli would be unpleasant

>>12948679
haha, lol'd

but here laws about loli are blurry so I don't really know. I'll order anyway, I'll see what comes after that

>> No.12948699

I was thinking opening a blog and writing onahole reviews. I'm not very experienced writing about onaholes, but I do write reviews/commentaries about tech and games sometimes. I do want to rate onaholes in was thinking of weights like this:

Box art - x0.1
Feel/stimulation - x0.6
Build quality/material - x0.2
Cleaning - x0.1

Which comes together to 100%

>> No.12948700 [DELETED] 

>>12948672
>>12948694
Epic meme arrows.

>> No.12948713

>>12948699
More reivews are always great, but arbitrary numbers are meaningless

>> No.12948716

>>12948672
The admin from onahole.EU is French and he orders from NLS with boxes included.

>> No.12948724

>>12948716
great news. would have been a waste to throw the boxes away, I kinda like the artworks on them

>> No.12948731

>>12948672
If you're worried just order it without the box. The way I see it unless a loli is straight out getting penetrated on the box, you should be fine. I'm from Canada and have already ordered some loli themed holes, the latest being Cocolo (though I told NLS to take the box art off of that).

A lot of the box art for loli holes isn't exactly top notch either, plus I don't think I've ever used box art as masturbation material, I just pack it away where no one will find it. It might even shave off a bit of the shipping prices! Only downside is that it will be nonreturnable.

>> No.12948745

>>12948731
I will order that one: http://en-nls.com/pict1-40139?c2=9999 (the miko on the left)

and the art itself is already making me want to fuck that hole

>> No.12948746

>>12948713
Its an indication of my personal rating on onaholes. When I say this onahole stimulation is "good" or you could mark them with numbers, but in the end reviews are subjective. Readers will still get an idea what they can expect of x product.

>> No.12948752

>>12948746
You're proving his point, arbitrary numbers add little to no informational value.
It's like those pointless proficiency graphs dumbasses put on their CVs.

>> No.12948760

>>12948752
Number also don't detract any informational value. It's just an easy way for people too lazy to read a review to get an idea of how good a hole is. If it stops one person from buying a shitty parody hole from J-List, it's worth it.

>> No.12948775

>>12948752
no, it'd be an easy way to compare various holes (based on the reviewers opinions)

>> No.12948785
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12948785

So tell me, what do you knock your rocks to when using your onahole? It's almost always exclusively doujins with impregnation for me

>> No.12948791

>>12948785
Text touching bubble border? Disgusting

>> No.12948794

>>12948785
I posted it earlier, but its mostly doujins or pictures of femdom, feet, or traps. This is the last doujin I fucked my hole too, and its one of my all time favorites:

http://exhentai.org/g/701945/ac873172d5/

>> No.12948806

>>12948794
That's an original manga, not a doujin, silly!

>> No.12948812

>>12948785
http://exhentai.org/g/736167/a2c5896fff/
Venus
Real
Very
Soft

>> No.12948816

>>12948806
S-sorry, I don't speak Japanese!

>> No.12948821

>>12948816
It's ok anon, just remember that doujins are parodies of other manga!

>> No.12948823

>>12948821
I can't tell if you're being serious or not

>> No.12948829

>>12948823
serious

>> No.12949040

>>12948672
i bought some onaholes fufilled by amazon. fthe first two arrived wrapped in black plastic bags. nice and discrete. the last two came as is, and so some amazon warehouse worker(s) got an eyeful of the packaging. guess its no big deal if they leave the boxes lying around in the warehouse like that

>> No.12949053

is the lube that comes with mouth of truth supposed to be jelly?

>> No.12949079

>>12948785
Nice try, officer

>> No.12949128

>>12949053
Its probably garbage lube. My lolinco came with some lube and I used it twice, it sucked and felt like vaseline. Threw it in the garbage where it belonged afer that.
A good lube is honey drops, that one comes with holes and its top quality.

>> No.12949165

Do you ever feel worried that one time while you were using an onahole your mother walked in, but you were too enveloped in lust to notice?
To try and prevent this I strictly read H-Manga now, and stay on constant alter when masturbating.
I wouldn't even want to see myself buck naked, thrusting vigorously into my Puni Hole.

>> No.12949171

>>12949165
I've always tried to sneak fap with people in the room, there is just nowhere else for me to go other than the bathroom and I'm not having that. I'm pretty sure that I lose control when I'm near the edge and my thrusts are visible then, but other than that I'm well aware of what is going on around me to be a good sneak.

It actually turns me on a bit more.

>> No.12949247

>>12947073
Would you let Inami bully your dick?

>> No.12949249

Has anyone ever used their onaholes with someone over the internet?

>> No.12949258

>>12949128
well i used it anyway and felt no real difference
i fear my dick might just be desenitized

>> No.12949268

>>12949249
No but i'd like to.

>> No.12949278

>>12949249

I did it with /a/ on new year's eve.

>>12949247

With that row of shitty Tengas? Certainly not. Everything else, including her wonderful self? Sure.

>> No.12949291

>>12949278
The whole board?!?

>> No.12949292

>>12949249
Like on a webcam?
Yeah.
I can give you a show if you want ;)

>> No.12949302

>>12949291

Well, everyone that was in the thread. We were all fapping with the intention of releasing as the clock struck midnight in our local areas, with anons nearby each other sharing the moment together.

Shit was mad homo yo.

>> No.12949313

>>12949249
I don't have any toys yet, but shit could be fun

>> No.12949347

>>12949165
i only use mine alone in the house.

>> No.12949371

who condom fetish here?
whats the best condoms you can buy on nls? lubed and flavored need not apply

>> No.12949383

>>12949371

I can get a girl (or guy if that's your thing) holding/opening/applying a condom can be exciting, but how exactly do you have a fetish for the actual condom itself?

>> No.12949449

I just used my onahole with the warmer by plugging it in to a USB wall charger and it worked great! I recommend it to anyone who was disappointed in the warmer!

>> No.12949452

>>12949383
I don't even know myself. Fetishes are unexplainable.

>> No.12949455

>>12949452
Wrong.

>> No.12949529

>>12949249
thats gay

>> No.12949662

Has anyone ever tasted some lube like onatsuyu or girls drool? Out of curiosity

>> No.12949699

>>12948785
depends on the hole for me

gold moeten or kunoichi soft when i'm in no particular mood, or for the overwhelming amount of time that i'm in the mood for something ara ara~
nekokko should be obvious
slut announcer for ntr (i like to pretend i'm the guy stealing the girl...not sure if i'm doing it right but whatever)
Bangee Shake Glanz for every blue moon when i'm in a fantasy mood

>> No.12949729

>>12949662
Planning to make out with your Mouth of Truth?

>> No.12949753

>>12949662
I just went and tasted Ona Tsuyu for you.

Tastes like nothing.

>> No.12949806

>>12949699
>Bangee Shake Glanz
holy shit that thing looks nuts. so how did you modify yours, if at all

>> No.12949819

>>12949753
I actually just tasted it myself and nothing, but it makes me feel wierd knowing that i just tasted lube.

>> No.12949834

>>12949819
>tasted lube
>feels weird

Get back to us when you've licked your fingers after spending a few minutes bullying your prostate with them.

>> No.12949839

>>12949834
>bullying your prostate
Prostates are meant to be tenderly loved.

>> No.12949855

>>12949834
>bullying your prostate
I remember doing that once. blood streaked ejaculate is never reassuring.

>> No.12949860

>>12949855
You bullied it too hard.

>> No.12949862

>>12949806
I cut the 4th string just for the hell of it. Being circumcised though, I barely notice the difference. Since it's Ride it's super soft. Most of the fun comes from the light suction and getting my head caught on the strings near the end. I'm sure it's a VERY different experience if you aren't circumcised though.

>> No.12949932

What kind of water based lube should I get?

>> No.12949937

>>12949932
le onatsuyu meme lube

>> No.12949941

>>12949932
use /jp/ semen, I'm sure someone will ship some to you.

>> No.12949955
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12949955

>>12949932
Listen to the toucan

>> No.12949956

>>12949932
What holes are you using? Pepe is great for all-around use. Ona Tsuyu for medium to hard holes. Golden Lotion for very soft holes.

>> No.12949983

>>12947516
Yes, the Kiwami's vag hole is pretty authentic. It uses the common vag design seen in Puni DX and MMIBMC, the one with 3 large humps in a curved shape. Fingering the Kiwami vag is very similar to Sexflesh Giving Gwen and Puni, with a combination of swirly and dotted textures.

The Kiwami's ass is smoother and honestly feels plain. I like to start in the ass then switch to the vag because the other way around my dick is too numb from the texture to feel anything.

>> No.12950029

>>12947521
Real Soft is ideal approximation of flesh imo.

>>12947526
>>12947720
looks like the Hot Powers hip is our best hope. Can't wait to hear from >>12948314
when he gets his.

>>12948327
Never worn out a Tomax, not even my Very Soft Spiral Wave.

>> No.12950225

>>12949932
>lube should I get
i use passion lubes, and the entrances and any crevices become sticky. not sure if other western water lubes would fare better.

>> No.12950230

>>12949956
R20. I'm thinking of getting a thicker lube, since it's a little bit stimulate, and the default lube isn't thick enough. I could be wrong, please do enlighten me.

>> No.12950264

What's the tightest tomax hole?

>> No.12950270

Should I buy one of those Tenga Cups to try out Onaholes before plunging a lot of money into a legit one?

>> No.12950286

>>12950270

No, just buy a cheap onahole IMO , Tengas are VERY different to legit onaholes, using a Tenga won't give you any idea about how a legit one feels.

>> No.12950296

>>12950286
What hole would you recommend that costs less than, say, $15?

>> No.12950321

>>12950296
http://en-nls.com/pict1-34865?c2=9999
http://en-nls.com/pict1-40033?c2=12001128

>> No.12950350

>>12950296
You can buy and try out one of these.
http://en-nls.com/pict2-41651-9999?c2=1111
None of them have been reviewed yet.

>> No.12950467

>>12949860
I never played with it again after that. too traumatizing.

>> No.12950475

I just tried fapping with my hand and holy FUCK does it strain your dick. It feels like masturbating with a grater.

>> No.12950477

How often should I powder my onaholes? I've been doing it after every use but It starts to get starchy and all over my bed sometimes.

>> No.12950482

>>12950475
When I masturbate with just my hand, my semen slowly continues to dribble out for a few minutes after I'm done. It's annoying because I can't make myself pee immediately to clear it out so I gotta use tissues to clean it up.

When I masturbate with my onahole, I get no dribbling. It's like all the semen shoots out. Why is this?

>> No.12950491

>>12950482
Now that you mention it, one of the best pisses of my life were done after masturbating with a hole.

>> No.12950528

>>12950270
see
>>12947136

Literally nobody buys their first hole and reports back that they were disappointed and that they will just keep on using their hand. Money spent on "starter" holes is just wasted because you will immediately want bigger and better holes and place another order.

If you can afford $40 and are an American just buy a Lilith Uterus Soft and be done with holes forever. It's basically as good as holes get, is not a huge investment, and will last you several years.

>> No.12950565

>>12950477
I rarely powder normal / handheld onaholes. It's mostly unnecessary if you are cleaning thoroughly and avoiding grime buildup. To refresh a grimy hole, scrub with Ona Clean.

Expensive hips and Ai-Chan get powdered after each wash.

>> No.12950756

>>12950475
You must be a cutfag

>> No.12950759

>>12948821
I'm sorry to be an idiot but is it true doujin is just fan made? I always thought it was porn.

>> No.12950778

>>12950482

If your onahole has a good fit. It could be the vacuum. Imagine cumming in someones mouth and they continue sucking for a while. That's also why good onaholes give you that melting feeling and a more explosive orgasm.

>> No.12950787

How do I last longer?

>> No.12950791
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12950791

>>12950475

>Cutfags will never know the glory of only needing your foreskin and maybe some spit to get yourself off
>Cutfags will always have to get lotion and lube to fix the problems with their mutilated, dehydrated dicks

>> No.12950795

>>12948409
1 Drop for my Mouth of Truth.

>> No.12950800

>>12950791
>I don't have sympathy for cutfags who didn't want to be circumcised.

>> No.12950803

>>12950791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH2Jg5soZig
sorry babe, your dick is a martian lacking personality

>> No.12950826

>>12950759
Yeah there's plenty of non-h doujins we just don't care about them

>> No.12950832

>>12950759
I don't understand what you're confused about. a doujin is like rule 34, either professional or fan made. porn is porn regardless of source. it's all porn.

>> No.12950838

>>12950832
But doujin implies porn? I saw someone say it just means fanmade.

>> No.12950848

>>12950838
Doujin refers to any fan made works. It's all just one Google search away anon. Apply yourself.

>> No.12950852

>>12950759
Doujins are just self-published manga. This sets it apart from commercial manga, which are published by a publisher, like Kadokawa or Wani.

So a doujin can be porn or non-porn, it can be a parody or original content, it can be 8 pages or 200 pages.

>> No.12950853

>>12950838
You're right. Don't listen to random morons on the interwebs.

>> No.12950860
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12950860

>>12950791
>be cut
>never used lube or lotion to jerk off
It's not okay to project your self hatred onto others, anon.

>> No.12950861

>>12950852
On porn sites doujin refers specifically to parodies

>> No.12950867

>>12950838
It IMPLIES porn because of the way the term is typically used, but it does not mean porn by definition. Likewise, professionally published stuff aren't doujins either.

>> No.12950871

>>12950861
I don't know what "porn sites" you're talking about, but I believe Fakku and e-hentai are the two most popular doujin/h-manga sites in America, and they don't make that distinction.

>> No.12950887

I'm leaving before this turns into an internet fight about definitions

>> No.12951046

>>12950887
But we're all here to take it easy and talk about fapping. Doujins are doujins. No internet fight required.

>> No.12951058

>>12950791
wtf is with this cut bullshit, I'm circumcised and my skin is tearing so its normal (?)

>> No.12951071
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12951071

>>12951058
you know you don't have to rip the skin
there is another way

>> No.12951082

>>12951071
What else did your dad teach you, and can you show me?

>> No.12951122

>>12951082
Too bad that your dad can't teach you anything.

>> No.12951135

>>12951082
your dad is cut as well so he won't teach you anything ehehehehe

>> No.12951498

So I fucked my onahole like twice so far and it's weird, it's like literally too intense and not intense enough at the same time, like the simulation to the head of the penis is amazing but not tight enough around the shaft.

it also killed my sex drive. i usually masturbate once a day but since getting the hole it's once every three days at most because my dick is jelly afterwards

is this some death grip fuckery that will go away, too much lube or some other shit?

>> No.12951537

>>12951498
I've had the complete opposite. Been using it for two days and I'm at five times already. Maybe it's not the right hole or you need to try some supplements to boost libido.

>> No.12951544

>>12951498
If you want an onahole with tight shaft grip go for Lolinco.
Maybe your lube is too thick, try watering it down, I use 30% water in a Peace's bottle. Also, maybe your new onahole experience is actually relieving your sex drive and you don't feel like masturbating as often as before; either that or you have death grip.

>> No.12951557

>>12950795
Only one drop? Why not make it a sloppy blowjob simulator and put in tons of watered down lube?

>> No.12951565

>>12951537
>>12951544
thanks, might look into a tighter hole, but i will leave it like a month and see if it improves because i did have a pretty tight grip with hand masturbation so it could be that

>> No.12951678

>>12949249
Yes on skype multiple times

>> No.12951869

>>12951557
I spit in my blow job hole. Drop a lube, drop of spit, give it a lick, and put in my dick.

>> No.12951874

>>12948143
it does feel better, but make sure to have everything ready for wipìng yourself and leaving the dirty onahole somewhere,
cleaning an onahole right after cumming stoned can ruin your after orgasm

altough I use flipable onaholes and cleaning them is as easy as cleaning my hands

>> No.12951984

>>12951498
>because my dick is jelly afterwards
elaborate

>> No.12952275

Yurop, and more specifically, Dutchfag here.

What's the best place to order a Venus Real Very Soft here?

I've found omochadreams but that's 75 Euros, so fuck that.

>> No.12952312

>>12950832 >>12950867
Blatantly incorrect.
>>12950838 >>12950848
Sort of correct. But not really. Doujins don't need to be a parody of anything or made by fans.

Doujin refers to publication, not production or content. It applies to more than just manga, and simply means self-published.
The English equivalent is Indie. Both may even be companies, that doesn't matter, as long as they self-publish.
There is no implications about the content strictly from the word. Anyone telling you otherwise is both misusing it and lying.

>> No.12952339

>>12949855
Dude. What in the HELL did you do to achieve that?

>> No.12952343

>>12952339
Sounds like he had a really good time

>> No.12952359

>>12952343
Just having a couple drops of blood in my shit makes me near pass out from the idea being expressed visually. I'd probably have to go to the ER over blood in fucking EJACULATE. Fuck.
But seriously. That's no longer bullying. It has to be torture at that point.

>> No.12952401

What the fuck happened to these threads? They've gone from comfy discussion of onaho to greentext, blogging, and emoticon spam.

>>12949855
That's a sign of prostate or testical cancer, and shouldn't happen no matter how rough you are with your prostate, in case you didn't know.

>> No.12952509

>>12951498
I think I have the same.
My bordeaux arrived two days ago, and somehow I managed to cum into it 3 times back-to-back, completely skipping the refractory period.
Now my sex drive is completely gone, and I don't feel like I want to do it again.
It also was a bit awkward because I seem to have a case of paraphimosis, so I always need one hand to constantly pull down the skin, so the head is exposed.
No idea what to do, honestly. Someone said you can stretch it, but I don't want to tear anything.

>> No.12952538

>>12952401
Or you a blood vessel was ruptured...

>> No.12952663

>>12947521
A single Venus weighs 900g. Add 400g packing and you end up with a 1300g parcel, assuming you don't buy anything else. With SAL Small Packet it'll cost 1380 yen, plus 410 for the Registered option.
While you're at it, get at least some lube and a Large toy bag, to maximize shipping cost efficiency.

>>/jp/thread/S12929311#p12935261
This is my recent experience. JSS split everything in 2 packets at no additional cost, shipping costs for Reg SAL SPs were 2290 and 1790 respectively. 4 weeks wait and no customs issues whatsoever, yay.

If you don't want to wait and prefer faster EMS, check yourself the rates on the Japan Post website. Expect to pay double the cost than SAL SP.

>> No.12952680

>>12947724
Do they air these commercials on TV in Japan?

>> No.12952730

>>12952339
I went pretty hard with an improvised prostate stimulator. it was basically an object with a perpendicular protrusion, covered in a lubed latex glove.

>>12952343
yes I remember it being mind blowingly exquisite. but I felt quite raw after I finished and the aforementioned bloody semen sufficiently turned me off of ever inserting anything again.

>>12952401
nah I was pretty rough, or maybe not toughened enough. anyway I never had it before that day and never had it since, so am fairly certain it was the cause. when young guys get prostate cancer it's usually the aggressively lethal version but I haven't had any unplanned weight loss or difficulty urinating or bone pain, so that's out.

>> No.12952750

>>12952401
>What the fuck happened to these threads? They've gone from comfy discussion of onaho to greentext, blogging, and emoticon spam.

Moot was right. All generals devolve into chatrooms, all discussion is eventually lost.

>> No.12952761

>>12952750
/jp/ is resilient to these kinds of things but the problem is that generals, especially this one, attracts crossboarders who do not have the same level of discipline.

>> No.12952762

Rjob, what exactly do you do in IT? I want to be like you and place by-weekly onahole orders, too.

>> No.12952768

>>12951498
>>12951544
I second looking into diluting your lube. I'm still in the process of regaining sensation and have found that using diluted lube is much more rewarding, with the risk of chafing.

my guess for an onahole that's at the other extreme is probably a lilith uterus hard or hot gimmick.

>> No.12952802

>>12952761
Isn't discipline for reddit?

>> No.12952839

>>12949247
D-do you think she would bully my butt too?

>> No.12952846

>>12952839
Boys can bully your butt

>> No.12953005

>>12952802
Forced discipline, maybe. Much like Auschwitz.

Discipline here is out of respect for your fellow /jp/ browser. Life is bad enough without societal outcasts taking out their frustration on each other.

>> No.12953021

>>12952750
So the solution would be to not talk about onaholes anymore?

>> No.12953172

>>12950528
Where can you buy a Lilith uterus soft for 40 shipped? Queen Cat? Is their shipping that decent?

>> No.12953176

>>12947720
ded

>> No.12953182

I still have a bottle and a half Peace's stamped 2012 production date.
How long does lube stay good? Second bottle is still sealed if it matters.

>> No.12953195

>>12953182
A long time

>> No.12953198

>>12949983
The material sounds kinda unrealistic if it's making your dick numb.

>> No.12953208

>>12950029
>Real Soft is ideal approximation of flesh imo.

From what I heard the Real Soft is _too_ soft and that the soft is actually more realistic. Any more opinions on this?

>> No.12953213

>>12952663
Wow thanks.

>> No.12953271

Would any anon who owns 17Bordeaux and/or ME Rina give some advice on which one would be better for a first timer? I probably just need one with good suction and nothing too intense.

thanks in advance

>> No.12953299

>>12953271
Bordeaux is pretty good.
Fuck loli holes they are dick stranglers.

>> No.12953301

>>12953299
I heard that the 'female announcer' had good suction, is this true?

>> No.12953323

>>12948821
>>12948829
You're an idiot then. Doujin just means self published, like indie (opposed to official, publisher-backed).
90% of doujins are parody, and 90% of them are porn, but that doesn't change the meaning of doujin.

>> No.12953331

>>12953323
No need to fret, anon, we've already been over this multiple times.

>> No.12953336

>>12953208
I think he was talking about the Venus Real in Soft, not very soft.

>> No.12953338

>>12953323
is it dow-gin?
doo-gin?
do-u-gin?

>> No.12953357

>>12952275

See >>12952663

>> No.12953366

>>12953172
Yes. The Uterus is on sale for 31usd right now and they use surprisingly decent USPS shipping. Shots cheap.

>> No.12953367

>>12953338
https://translate.google.com/#ja/en/同人

Just click listen

>> No.12953400

>>12953299
Do you think Im buying a hole that's several years old? I dont have a choice beside stuff from toysheart (due to local shops) do you think bordeaux will be the best choice despite its durability issue? from what i heard.

>> No.12953434

>>12953271
Rina is pretty good for a first hole, it's a look hole, but not too tight or overstimulating

>> No.12953441

>>12953336
Oh yeah, you're right. My bad.

>> No.12953452

Are all the loli-looking holes super tight as well? Would it be possible to fuck one if your dick is very thick? Or do they make ones that have a nice puffy loli vulva on the outside, but are able to take a lot on the inside?

>> No.12953460

>>12953434
How is rina's durability?

>> No.12953470

>>12953452
>Would it be possible to fuck one if your dick is very thick?
It's hardly ideal.

>> No.12953505

>>12953452
For puffy vulva with full sized interior consider
http://en-nls.com/pict1-27555?c2=9999

It is expensive and it isn't the most durable thing, but it feels fantastic in my opinion.

>> No.12953525

>>12953299
Is there a consensus about which 17 is the best 17? There have been so many versions released.

17 evo?
17 Bordeaux?
17 Evo Soft?

Which is most durable?

>> No.12953588

>>12953525
Disregard all 17 models. This includes Bordeaux and Evo Soft.
Just don't bother. There are way better products out there in the same price and size range. 17 is still riding its reputation from many years ago when it was comparatively very good. Magic Eyes in particular has stepped up their game and surpassed Toys Heart in the $20 hole market.

>> No.12953677

>>12953299
>>Fuck loli holes they are dick stranglers.
>thinly veiled big dick brag

>> No.12953717

>>12953460
Its a dual layer, but it looks more durable than MoT. I've gotten about 20+ uses so far and it looks still good, only the lops might slightly tear but other than that not much so far. Being careful and not to rough when drying it also helps lasting longer.

>> No.12953783

>>12953717
Do you think it will be a good idea to start with Rina then maybe move on to Lilith later on? because at the current moment I see no way of me getting a lilith but it seems to be the best

>> No.12953818

So what lube should I get for R20?

>> No.12953842

>>12953677
I have a under average dick

>> No.12953872

>>12952762
I'm a sysadmin for a small company. I do nothing all day and look busy to the tune of 52k a year.

Unrelated:
Cross Hard is awesome. Its not really as bullying as its made out to be, but its very hi stim. I'd recommend it to anyone looking to go hard tomax material

>>12953301
Yes

>> No.12953889

>>12953872
how loose is the announcer?

>> No.12954042

I tried giving Lovely Girl’s Drool Is Sweet a lick today, it really does taste sweet.

>> No.12954151

>>12954042
Alright "girl spitting in my mouth" fetishists, that's your cue. Bust out those mouth of truths.

>> No.12954437

>>12953783

My Rina has survived over a year of heavy poundings and is nearly new. She's quite stretchy so she'll take a fair bit of punishment.

>> No.12954516

>>12954151
Was just wondering what it tasted like, not like I'm drinking it just a lick . I once tried onatsuyu pussy juice, tasted like nothing.

>> No.12954669

Hey folks I am looking to buy some more toys.

Looking into the Lilith and Venus. Which versions should I get?

I will be buying from QueenCat.

>> No.12954740

>>12954516
pls no dreamcrushing

>> No.12954995

>>12954669
Lilith Uterus and either a Venus Real if you want realistic pussy, or a Clone if you want BETTER THAN REAL pussy.

>> No.12955006

>>12954995
Will back these recommendations up.

>> No.12955018

>>12954995
What about the cross?

>> No.12955022

>>12955018
Cross is high stimulation but doesn't feel realistic.
Realism: Real>Clone>Cross
Stimulation:Cross>Clone>Real

>>12953872

>> No.12955035

How can I change payment method on nls? Accidently put down PayPal instead of just using my credit card.

>> No.12955087

I have a problem. I love my Puni DX and it is wonderful but when I get really into it sometimes my dick pokes out the hole in the back. I didn't realize this was happening the first time and blew a huge load all over my sheets.

How do I stop this from happening? Do I just have to pull my thrusts so they're not as rough? It doesn't happen as bad when I use it for anal, only some sperm escapes out the back, but it's still shitty. I tried plugging it but it just gets pushed out. Help please.

>> No.12955093

>>12955087

Not sure how well it'll work for a hip but when I had a hole in the back of one of my holes I wrapped it in an old t-shirt and put a rubber band over it to hold it in place, which caught all my cum and lube and at least stopped my daki from getting ruined, although I still poked out the end if I didn't control myself. Not that I ever did, really, which is why it had a hole in the first place. I'm not very gentle on my holes.

>> No.12955140

>>12952509
It's really not hard to stretch it. Just do it every time you're in the shower. You could probably google more info about it, but you don't stretch so hard that it hurts, you just stretch enough that you can feel it stressing and pulling on the skin. Do that every day for a few weeks and you should be good. It's not a lot of work for a good payoff.

>> No.12955153

How are you guys able to cum three times in a row without going soft? I envy you, I need to wait AT LEAST 15 minutes to get hard again, and that's only when I'm having a good day.

>> No.12955210

>>12955153

I could do that shit when I was like, 12. Not now, 20 years later.

Just means there's lots of 12-year old fappers on /jp/. Which explains why we get bombarded with so many questions asking for ways to pay that aren't a credit card and how to hide them from parents, lel.

>> No.12955285

>>12954995
What level of hardness?

>> No.12955293

>>12955093
Thanks, I think it'll work. I'll use some leggings or something to hold the cloth against the hole. Might be cool.

>> No.12955396

>>12955210
Some of us are wizards still living in basements you know.

>> No.12955524 [DELETED] 

>>12955210
>lel
Ebin.

>> No.12955570

>>12947429
>>12947471
>>12947505
>>12947506
>>12947511

If you make a heavy enough order it would be cheaper, if you're bulk buying it might be worth a look.

It's basically toy demon pricing but without the international shipping on top of that if you're ordering from not-gunland.

>> No.12955612

>>12953182
Depends on the lube. Peace is pretty stable since there's only like one or two chemicals in it.

>> No.12955615

>>12953872
>I'm a sysadmin for a small company
How do I get a job like this, given that I have all the knowledge but minimal resume?

>> No.12955626

>>12955570
I doubt you'll ever end up with an order that's cheaper. Even with heavier packages. The prices are just so much higher compared to nls.

>> No.12955632
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>>12955615
Spoiler for off topic.

Its luck. Try working tech support or some other piss on tech job and then get internally promoted. I dont think you can just become a sysadmin off the street. Unlesss you know someone. One of my professors got me this job 3 years ago.

>>12951071
Not sure if youre the same guy as the other ones in the paste but you are a god.

>>12953889
I dont know how to explain that. Its not a lolihole but its not a hallway. Idk if that helps. Im also not that big

On topic: Do i need to stop jerking off for these supplements to start working or wat?

>> No.12955812

>>12955153
You don't need to ``get hard again''. You just never let it go soft mid-session. Otherwise the refractory period sets in and difficulty rises dramatically.
But I normally don't go for multiple ejaculations in a session without some prostate play. Which is about half the time, or maybe 4 days a week.

>> No.12955859

>>12955035
Pay through paypal with credit card. There's no extra fee or anything as long as you disable their currency exchanger.

>> No.12955966

>>12955812
My first time with a hole in 2yrs (took a break to mourn my ZXY Meiki's death), fucked it for 40mins while watching a fairly lengthy porn, came inside it, didnt pull out, continued watching the porn, stayed half chub inside the hole.

10 mins later realized I'm still hard, then fucked it again for another 20mins before cumming a second time.

Dont pull out unless your hole forces you out or your dick goes limp and falls out of the hole.

>> No.12956177

>>12953505
>16.5cm

Are there any longer ones? I want to go balls-deep without the end breaking. I heard some other people here saying that some onaholes tend to break if you bottom out and they're not long enough.

>> No.12956222
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12956222

>>12955087
That's hilarious. I dislike onaholes with holes in the back.. it's convenient for cleaning, but you have to worry about making another mess and lube leakage. Some people say to plug it or tape it, but then you might hit the end and get some uncomfortable contact. One solution would be to just use it under a towel.

>> No.12956283

Vacuum Witch and Mouth of Truth just shipped from NLS. Which lubes work best with the Mouth?

>> No.12956331
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12956331

Ordered through NLS with e-packet. Am I right in assuming this means it has left Japan since it hasn't updated for a while?

>> No.12956346

>>12956283
Watered down golden lotion has worked well for my MoT. It's becoming my favourite hole.

>> No.12956472

>>12956331
Yes.

>> No.12956698

Whats the average lifespan of an onahole?
After 70+ uses, my Roa has a deep gash on the side, the cervix has two cuts making it useless.

>> No.12956714

>>12956698
One time use.

>> No.12956724

>>12956698
40,000 keypresses.

>> No.12956733

>>12949247
Do want.

>> No.12956738
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12956738

>>12956698

You broke your Roa after less than 0.1 miles of dick. Mine has literally 10 hard miles on it and looks like this. You did something wrong, dudebro.

>> No.12956759

>>12956738
I probably wasn't using enough lube then.
Or not repairing that gash before it got too big.
Or razor dick.

>> No.12957335

>>12955632
>On topic: Do i need to stop jerking off for these supplements to start working or wat?
For HUEG loads you need to wait three days or so between sessions, but desire should go up without a lack of fapping.

>> No.12957362
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12957362

Finally decided to try 70/30 peace lube for my session with venus clone regular, was alot better than the usual 100% peace lube, which imo was a bit too thick, thanks to the anon that recommended the 70/30 ratio with peace a few threads ago. Also made cleaning a bit easier too.

>> No.12957392

>>12956759
Dont feel bad, the holes aren't all perfectly centered, and there can be thinner points in the material in some holes.

>> No.12957559
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12957559

Maybe i'm just dumb and missed where this was explained, but can someone tell me the different color codes on the NLS shipping status?

>> No.12957709

>>12957559
Red means they're waiting on something, whether it's a backorder or payment confirmation. Blue means they're ready to ship etc.

>> No.12957872

>>12956331
Yes. Try using the tracking number on your country's postal service website now, could be updated before the Japanese one. Works for me.

>> No.12957911

after using it 3 or 4 times and being unsatisfied I finally "learned" how to get the suction on the slut announcer and holy shit is it great, the best hole I've purchased so far.

I have lolinco, mi-nyan, mouth of truth and announcer I used to think lolinco would always be my favorite, but now the announcer tops it.

>> No.12957993
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12957993

I feel the need to tel this story.

>haven't used one of my holes in a week or so
>decide to use that one
>start whacking it
>there's this really strange smell
>think "What the fuck is that"
>finish
>smell is even worse
>go to clean hole out
>an amber color liquid that I immediately recognize as fermented cum seeps out
>the stench is fucking awful
>I guess I used it a while ago and probably fell asleep before cleaning it

Well, I learned my lesson I suppose. Always clean up right after you're done.

>> No.12957998

>>12957993
Did you drink it?

>> No.12958016

FUCK. Tracking for my R20 said it was supposed to get here on THURSDAY, and I missed their delivery attempt today.

If this snowstorm fucks me from picking it up tomorrow I am gonna rage.

Man cannot live on one hole alone. The drying time takes FOREVER. Do they ever get fully dry? Do are you supposed to use a paper towel to dry them out or something?

Do you need at least two holes so that you can have one hole to use for the day and one hole to get 24 hrs of drying?

>> No.12958033

>>12958016
If you leave it out to try it'll take forever. Just get some paper towels or a microfiber cloth and take a minute to dry it.

>> No.12958041

>>12958016
If you need to use it again, why do you need to wait for it to dry? Drying is necessary for storing it when you're not going to use it, to avoid mold growth.
Dry it the best you can (to avoid watering down the lube) and use it again as many times as you feel like.

>> No.12958043

>>12957998
I wasn't thirsty.

>> No.12958049

>>12957993
Good job. Now your dick is going to get infected and fall off.

>> No.12958054

>>12958033
Got it. I'm coming from fleshlight world. They all air dry.

Also, since people are in buying binges, I'd love to see people post their collections w/ updates to what holes they get.

>> No.12958074

>>12958041
Well right now I only have one hole. I use it multiple times in a day, then try to give it one thorough wash before bed.

But then I come back to use it the next morning and there are still drops of water coming out of it when I go to use it 8hrs later.

I just feel a little weird about it. I know its been clean but Im afraid i'm doing something wrong that will shorten its life span.

>> No.12958174

>>12955285
soft.

>> No.12958248
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>>12955615
>no certifications at all
>has never worked as a sysadmin
>thinks he has all the knowledge required because he knows his way around Windows and Linux
>knows jackshit about networking and/or databases
>probably thinks sysadmin means helping people because the printer isn't working
Boyyyy you are about to experience just how much you don't know about anything.

>> No.12958261

>>12958054
OP here, i don't have a wide enough lens to capture my toy collection in a single image... Maybe I'll post a gallery in the next thread.

>> No.12958268

>>12958248
What makes you think he's going to experience that?

>> No.12958291
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>>12958268
Pretty lenghty experience with "computer-savvy" faggots who try to get into systems head-on with no certification or degree of any kind because "they're pretty good with computers", AKA troubleshooting very basic OS issues with the help of Google and assembling a computer, which an 8-year-old could do with a 1 page long instruction sheet.

>> No.12958293

>>12957993
pics

>> No.12958302

>>12958016
One proper microfiber towel (Not the fluffy, linty shit you'd use in garages or kitchens) fingered into the crevices solves all moisture problems.
>>12958074
Just using it will use up its lifespan as is. There's no point in worrying.
>drops of water
Well, you should take care of those when drying the hole, not 8 hours later. Even just shaking water out should prevent notable drops, but using a microfiber or paper towel is always a good idea.

Then again, yeah, if you're going to use it so frequently it really doesn't matter. Drying is more of a storage thing that only really matters with a low libido or larger collection.

>> No.12958314

>>12958291
...aaaaaaaand now I need sauce.
Thanks for derailing the thread.

btw is /qa/ kill?

>> No.12958339

>>12958291
But wouldn't you need to actually get the job to run into those problems?

>> No.12958562

I will be buying a Venus Clone and Real (Yes both) and probably a Lilith Uterus.

Firmness recommendations? Anything to share about them?

For reference, I already have a Meiki Sisters Virgin and Cherry 2 and love em.

>> No.12958623

>>12955812
What's the best way to do prostate play?

>> No.12958626

>>12958562
I'm interested in hearing these opinions as well. As I'm looking to make a similar purchase.

As for info that has already been disseminated I'll point to these posts:
>>12954995
>>12955022

Curious as to opinions on hardness, but everyone seems to be on the "soft" bandwagon.

Does anyone know if between the different hardness levels is there a decrease in durability?

>> No.12958653

>>12958302
Is there any benefit or detriment with LEAVING a microfiber towel in the onahole to allow for maximum drying?

What is the longest anyone has owned their onahole? I'm sure that people with larger collections put less wear and tear on each hole but just wondering.

Who here has the longest collection?

I'd love to hear or see some collection pics or lists.

>> No.12958656

>>12958623
You put things in your butt

>> No.12958661

>>12958562
I'd recommend Venus Real soft and Uterus in normal.

>> No.12958669

>>12958623
I like to just stick a butt plug (super big end) in and fap like normal
I'd like to try a nexus revo though

>> No.12958672

>>12958623
Are you just starting out?

I would suggest to start small, start slow, and with plenty of lube.

Dont rush, and just in case, be prepared to get a hemorrhoid.

Heck, I got a hemorroid last week just because I tried to rush & force a poop while at friend's house because I feel uncomfortable pooping at other peoples houses.

>> No.12958679

>>12958562
>>12958626
babby's first onaholes were a venus real soft and a lilith uterus hard. I haven't used lilith yet though. regarding the most popular opinion through the history of /ona/, I know that practically everyone recommends a venus real in soft for the most realistic feeling (very soft being reserved for truly sensitive connoisseurs) and the lilith uterus also in soft, or at the very most normal.

no one buys them in hard, except idiots like me I guess. but honestly I wish I also had a venus real in hard to make a truly accurate firmness comparison.

>> No.12958701

Can anyone compare the Meiki Wet Real to the Tomax hardness?

I've got a Wet Real and was looking to make sure I didnt buy a Tomax sleeve of the exact same hardness.

>> No.12958719 [DELETED] 

Anyone have any good suggestions for a Tomax? ~$50 seems like a good starter for me. Or do you guys think I can get more for my money's worth elsewhere?

>> No.12958733

>>12958701
The wet real is somewhere between soft and normal, closer to soft.

>> No.12958751
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>>12955812
>Otherwise the refractory period sets in
I can tell you've never done any stimulant drugs

The refractory period may be shorter or longer, but it is unavoidable. When you're masturbating, dopamine starts to build up in your brain steadily, until it reaches a certain threshold, after which it suddenly skyrockets, kind of like a singularity of sorts. This has a side-effect: your reuptake become overstimulated. This means the part of your brain that takes care of taking dopamine out of circulation goes into overdrive mode because of all the sudden dopamine it detects. But most importantly, your brain releases oxytocin and prolactin, AKA a strong-ass dopamine blocking hormone cocktail, mostly the prolactin. There's not much you can do about it to avoid it, it is an integral part of the male orgasm.

Fun fact: there are drugs that can (in some men) effectively eliminate the refractory period, allowing you to have several orgasms in a row or in a very short time frame compared to normal conditions. Cabergoline, for example. I haven't tried this, but similar to doing certain drugs, I suspect such a huge, continued dopamine release might cause dopamine reuptake to go into fucking ultra-overdrive for at least a few hours, leaving you feeling like shit (depressed, catatonic) afterwards.

>> No.12958762

So I'm aiming for Venus/Lilith for my babby's first. However, I'm also willing to splurge to the ~$100 range if its exceedingly better. Does anyone have any reccomendations or should I just go witht he Tomax?

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>>12958751
I forgot to add that it ain't all bad with oxytocin and prolactin, as they are a big part of what makes you feel relaxed after an orgasm.

And by the way, weed DOES improve masturbation and sex. Anyone who smokes weed knows this. Canabinoids literally, physically block the dopamine reuptake by themselves; you combine that with fapping/sex, and you got a fuckton of dopamine pooling up in your brain, which not only makes the act feel better, but also makes the orgasm longer by blocking the extremely fast reuptake that happens afterwards.

That's just the way it is!

>> No.12958814

>>12958672
>not squatting to poop
>2015

>> No.12958817

>>12958291
>IT babby trying to place himself on a pedestal.

Being second best to a developer/cs graduate really gives you a strong inferiority complex huh?

>> No.12958835
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12958835

>tfw just had three teeth pulled
not even this pain will stop me from reading doujins and fapping with my onahole

>> No.12958863

>>12958653
Leaving the towel in for extended periods of time is counter productive; it holds the water inside the hole and actually keeps it moist. This is something you really don't want to do.

>>12958762
Tomax won't let you down. Try one or two as babby's first onahole you can keep for years, find out what you like, then go from there. Just don't get anything in hard or the succubus bumps and you basically can't go wrong.

>> No.12958865
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12958865

>>12958817
You *are* aware that non-helpdesk, actual sysadmins and DBAs make more money than your average "developer", right? Look up any job offer and weep if you don't believe me. Not to mention every company needs an in-site sysadmin, but you can outsource developing to India or wherever the fuck.

Enjoy your superior coding

>> No.12958985

How do you guys clean your Onas? I read the pastebin, but I'm a bit paranoid that there's going to be some residue cum at the very end, resulting in >>12957993

>> No.12959007

Anyone know if you can ship a package to a facility for pickup?

Parents are home at the most unpredictable times, so I'm pretty wary.

>> No.12959010

>>12958985
rinse while 2 finger ficking and scraping
dont even dry it since every day use

no issues unless you dont rinse and dry if not using for days

>> No.12959016

>>12959007
yeah, it's called a PO box

>> No.12959018

would it be weird to buy my long distance boyfriend an onahole? valentine's day is coming up and I'm trying to think of ideas

>> No.12959025

>>12958985
I usually drain out most of the jizz, rinse the outside, flip it, rinse the inside, dry it, flip it then dry it. Done in less than a minute usually. A lot of people here are super against flipping though so idk if you want to do that. I haven't run into any problems and I've had mine for months for what it's worth.

>>12959007
You can with DHL. I think if you ship via EMS you need to have a po box or something.

>> No.12959033

>>12959007
>>12959025
Also make sure you are very well aware of where they'll be shipping to before you have dhl ship to one of their warehouses or whatever.

The closest one to me was like an hour drive away.

>> No.12959035
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12959035

Just made my first onaho purchase, how is it?

>> No.12959039

>>12959007
If you use Amazon they can send it to some special places and you show up, show some ID and pick it up

>> No.12959045

>>12958985
I use hot water running slowly from sink to semi fill the hole. The massage it kind of like squeezing to cause the water to rise and slightly over flow. I repeat this a few times (like 1 minute in total) then just fill slightly with water again and use two fingers to "scrub" the insides.

Dump the water out and use a damp chamois to get the leftover stuff out. Push the cloth in and pull it out (rinsing and wringing out after each) then just let the slight bit of water left air dry out in front of a fan.

>> No.12959053

>>12959045
Extra I forgot:
I never EVER flip inside out.
Been doing this method to toys I've had since July and no major rips/damage have happened.

>> No.12959055

>>12958751
My brain (And the brain of the anon you were responding to) must be broken then, because if I start fapping again less than 30 seconds after orgasm, then it will not go soft, and I can cum again in half the time of the first one due to the added sensitivity.

Or I just didn't understand your overly technical talk.

>> No.12959097

>>12959055
I'm guessing you're cut

>> No.12959110

My fremulum is too short.
Can you stretch that too, or am I fucked?

>> No.12959168

>>12959097
I am not cut, in fact, I have a very mild case of frenulum-being-too-short, so I cant use my holes without my skin sliding back up.

>> No.12959220

>>12958733
Wow. If it is closer to soft then I am definitely going soft. I can last a while with the Wet Real (I'd probably last a shorter time if there was a decent back end to it), but it can also punish me in a few minutes.

I think I might just buy exclusively tomax soft then.

>> No.12959364

Is it bad that I wish the guy in the newest pastebin video would use me instead of that onahole/plush?

I'm not that good of a trap though...

>> No.12959376

>>12959364
>I'm not that good of a trap
Prove it

>> No.12959389

>>12959364
>>12959376
deletion in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....

>> No.12959600

>>12959364
hey bby

>> No.12959715

>>12959600
This needs to be in /soc/ or something

>> No.12960063

Is there a guide on how to fix a prolapsed hole? I doubt soldering would work well.

>> No.12960088

>>12960063
Use the prolapsed part and jerk off with that.
Or alternatively, chuck it.

>> No.12960135

Guys.

Guys, listen.

Stop blog posting and shitposting in these generals. Now. That goes for you too, Mikuphile. Lots of you are new or from other boards and I totally get that. Everyone comes from someplace. But this is a thread for hole discussion. Many of us are here every day to share thousands of dollars and years' worth of fap experience just to improve the quality of your masturbation sessions. Literally nobody gives a fuck about your job or your boyfriend or your loose pussy, so leave such details out of our discussions.

Meido, as /ona/ OP for more than a year I'm asking you to please regulate and keep things on topic so we can weather the crossie / newfriend storm.

>> No.12960140

>>12960063
Pic of prolapsed hole? Was it a lolihole?

>> No.12960151

>>12960135
>>12960135
Everything has been pretty much on topic for the last 24hrs. Relax bro. Have a fap.

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>>12960135

>> No.12960171
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12960171

>>12960140
Favorite hole. Virgin Age Graduation.

>> No.12960180

>>12960171
When that happened to me I simply through away the outer layer. I find the inner layer on its own actually feels better anyways. It could just be the lewdness of seeing the material flex so much from my penor though.

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12960250

why isnt this a thing?

>> No.12960256

>>12960250
Gallons of lube. And you thought the kunoichi was thirsty.

>> No.12960262

>>12960250

>He doesn't know about the monhun holes, or the ramen hole, or the various weird almost nasty /d/ looking holes.

>> No.12960301

>>12960262
but those arent THIS hole

>>12960256
just make it smaller i guess

I need this

>> No.12960331

>>12960301
Pretty sure there was a hole where the interior was literally tentacles. Someone brought it up a few threads ago iirc. Don't know the name offhand though and it wasn't a bunch of suction cups if that's what you're looking for.

>> No.12960482

Just tried my Kunoichi soft, not sure how to feel.

It is indeed crazy soft, but also less firm than say tomax soft. It is more like a gel than a silicone sort of situation. It is also rather sticky and you can see all sort of blemishes that make me wonder how long it will last before it starts tearing.

It is however, more comfortable to hold, gentler, and yet more stimulating than my very soft real all at once. I was easily able to keep stroke as I came.

It has very little suction with the teeth letting air in and out, yet the base tugged on my dick and stretched as I pulled back.

Overall a very strange experience, but enjoyable and well worth it, but durability is questionable.

>> No.12960573
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>>12958562
I'd go for soft in all three, unless you're super in-love with extremely soft materials, in which case I'd get the real in Very Soft. Uterus is soft onry imo.

The clone in soft feels like you're fucking a succubus who has a pronounced g-spot, and bumps and ridges designed for milking semen out of a man. It's like the pussy of something evolved for fucking: realistic, yet more than real.

Clone hard is alright too, it's like the succubus decided to stop fucking around and clamped down and firmed up on you to absolutely get all the cum out of you faster.

Real in soft feels more real than my NPG Meikis.

Real in very soft feels just like a vagina, but subtler and softer. It really comes into it's own once you hit the 45 minute+ mark where it lets you easily slow fuck at the very brink thanks to it's extremely subtle sensations. However, it personally took me a while to get attuned to how subtle and soft it is.

Uterus soft has a texture somewhat like the real at the front of the hole, but really the hole is about getting all the air out, getting your dick through that cervical node, and letting it kiss and suck on your head as you slowly edge in the vacuum. It's like getting sucked off hard while fucking, fan-fucking-tastic.

tl;dr: Real is like fucking a woman, others are like fucking demons.

Whatever you buy, feel free to compare it to the meiki sisters for me, I'm very interested in how that product stacks up.

I've spent -far too much- money on shipping Tomax stuff to Canuckistan, I really need to not buy anything until I'm out of school again because my random purchase funds is all but exhausted.

>> No.12960600

>>12958626
Like I said, I've got clone in hard and soft: Soft is like the demon is fucking you consensually, Hard is like she's forcefully milking you out.

There's probably like ~30% difference in give and definition of texture

>> No.12960609

>>12958835
I had five wisdom teeth taken out at once two years ago: All I did was eat pudding and masturbate for like a week.

>> No.12960620

>>12959018
No, that's kinda kinky and thoughtful. But I'd see if he's down with it first, some people freakout about the thought of owning sextoys.

>> No.12960636

>>12960482
Kunoichi needs powdering the most of any hole I've used. I don't think I've seen anyone destroy on yet though, that's at least a good sign.

>> No.12960678

>>12960482
>>12960636
I honestly can't imagine anyone breaking it unless their dick was a literal 10 inch pencil

>> No.12960703

>>12960600
I'm more the type to get multple different holes rather than multiple firmnesses of the same hole.

I think I'm just gonna get the Tomax holes in Regular. I'm rarely one to have sessions that are longer than 45mins, and am afraid that if I get the soft firmness I will be disappointed that I cannot feel the details/textures.

If i want a more "tender touch" I think I'll just use a thicker/more lube.

Besides werent the Venus Real and Lilith Uterus even in regular meant to be lower stimulation holes?

>> No.12960706

>>12960573
Thanks for that info. If I do end up buying I'll post a comparison.

>> No.12960714

>>12960703
Addition: 45min to 60min sessions are perfect for me.

>> No.12960784

>>12959600
>>12959715
No really, go post something on /soc/

>> No.12960935

>>12958865
>Defending this hard.

Point proven, ty.

>> No.12960941

>>12960135
This guys' right

>> No.12960955

>>12960609
>five wisdom teeth
no

>> No.12961065

>>12960955
It was a shitty super power.
(it's not that uncommon a thing)

>> No.12961089

>>12960703
Soft isn't -too soft- unless you've got very little sensitivity. Soft and Hard aren't actually all that soft and hard, they're a bit of a misnomer. If you're used to playing with toys then you probably won't have to adjust to the soft texture, and hard won't rip your dick off like /jp/ likes to imply.

very soft is actually really fucking soft though, I'd warn you off that one unless you know what you're getting into.

>> No.12961098

>>12960955
Yes. It happened to me too; four full-size teeth and one midget. I was up eating chow mein and playing Halo a few hours later.

>> No.12961208

>>12958835
>>12960609
>>12960955
Are you niggas serious? What pain? I've had 4 teeths pulled out with no pain.

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>>12947073
I've never bought an onahole.
I've been looking through them for hours.
My dick is too big for all of them that I saw. I'm about 9 inches or so.
I want to be able to go balls deep.
I want one of these sleeve things like attached image but I can't find them anywhere.
I want to be able to cum and shoot the cum out of the other end.

Please help.

>> No.12961249

>>12960784
its not like his contact email has been up there at the top of the paste for months. email him or whatever but keep the shitposting out of the thread please

>> No.12961374

>>12955570
stop shilling your jew site, there's no free shipping, since the shipping costs are already factored into the base product price. Fuck off.

>> No.12961424

>>12961208
I've had eight teeth pulled. Four before I got braces because my teeth were fucked, then four wisdom teeth years later. I don't recall the first four being too painful, it was a long time ago though. The second set hurt a bit, was easily managed with over-the-counter painkillers.

>> No.12961428

>>12959035
Good! but next time, ask before buying in case you fucked up~

>>12959220
The Wet meiki is *reallly* stimulating for a softer hole though. The clone or cross might be similar but I'm not sure.

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>>12960135

>> No.12961551

New thread:
>>12961546

>> No.12961580

>>12961249
Wasn't aware, muh bad. Wanted to move to /soc/ just to keep the shit out of here to begin with.

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Is this right?

I don't want to fuck up and have them buy the wrong firmness.

>> No.12962742

>>12961428
I spent a gpod amount of time browsing the threads and the pastebin. Already decided I wanted a loli hole from the beginning.

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