/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12984652
Light Yan best Yan

Let's dedicate this thread to not being fuckheads.

>>12984659
Thanks for jinxing it.

Personally, I think yandere a shit.
Let's talk about thugdere instead!

>>12984654
Medium Yan is best Yan anon.
Hyper stalking you 24/7 and building a shrine to you is just the hottest shit ever.

>>12984659
I think we need to talk about how Rachnee is a cuckold enthusiast

>>12984664

>>12984659
Sure thing, Travis.

Never 4get

>>12984661

Do we have any thugdere stories? I read a few yandere ones last time and they were nice, but its time for something else.

>>12984603
>maledomfags don't like alp bullying

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

>>12984594
>This is obviously a lie.

Excuse me. "No one but less than a handful of people want to force yuri in the threads even it pisses people off, just like the futafags."

>There is no parallel to watching two girls make out before you join in, to letting hambeasts go on about monsterboys fucking eachother, you paranoid fuck.
>paranoid

You either never met fujoshit kun or you don't know how fanbases work. And yes, we are a fanbase.

Pic related, that faggot is alive and well.

>Eh, it's not massive on my list of fetishes, but I definitely feel that it's hatred is largely unjustified.

Opinions, wrong at that. The setting is made for man and waifu, so your yurishit, that you brought up, has no place in it.

>inb4 MGE is the only MG setting
>inbe liliraune

And yuri is not welcome regardless, your point?

All for the sake of getting a man, remember?

You'd like a maid right?

>>12984670
None that I can think of, but we must have, since it fits Onis perfectly.

>>12984659
Good luck with that.

>>12984671
See here's the first retard.

>>12984652
Recap coming, give me a bit.

>>12984671
Fuck off.

>>12984670
I second this, some thugdere is sorely needed.

>>12984671
Oh for fucks sake shut the fuck up.

>>12984668

What the fuck is happening to her face? Its like someone spliced a human and an elephant.

>>12984673
My place is too small to actually need one.
>>12984676
I hope senpai notices me today...

>>12984668
I never knew Q-Bert had relatives.

>>12984671

Its a new thread, the fight is over, we all lost.

>>12984666
>>12984664
That whole chapter didn't make sense.

Like Cerea's mom was ready to cuck her in order to propigate better genes or whatever.
But then it turned out 'i was just kidding teehee~'.

What.
And how does polt own a fucking stadium.
HOW.

>>12984684
How about a fairy maid?

>>12984673

Even if I say no, you're gonna send one over aren't you?

>>12984652
Can I ask a genuine question about the NRAC thing? I've been seeing it pop up more and more, and I genuinely want to know why.

Is it just samefagging? Are people tired of excessive rape? Is it more popular than I remember? Why do some people hate it so much?

>>12984692
Ruff work and working to the bone.

>>12984676

Please try and keep to the spirit of the old ones, and don't make it massive this time. Make Recapanon proud!

>>12984668
No, seriously. How? Why? It's like John Carpenter decided to fuse an anime girl with a Henry Hoover.
What events have to have transpired in your life to lead you to draw such a thing?

>>12984692
Polt and her entire family are loaded.
>>12984693
That would work. I could build her a cute little house in the garden in my backyard.
>>12984697
I don't know about that, but this paste seems like it should be more popular. Cute stuff.

http://pastebin.com/e5aQARcv

>>12984683
It's a monstergirl
Can't you see?

>You'll never be a /fit/ human male who's gone batshit insane due to being poisoned by Monstergirls a little too many times
>You'll never become a social outcast, choosing to live in an underground hideout in MGC
>You'll never only come out of your hideout as to search for food or water
>You'll never be proficient in parkour and self-taught CQC, always managing to fend off dangerous monstergirls who want to rape you
>You'll never one day have your hideout found and be forced to leave the city, only carrying a gas mask, a homemade blunt weapon and the clothes you have on you
>You'll never have to become a survivalist and suvive in the wild, becoming even more insade due to lack of social interaction, ala Krieg the Psycho

>>12984707
That's a human chick.

>>12984697

Its clearly samefagging at this point. Hell, I'm even starting to think there are two different samefagging teams:
One trying to force it into threadcanon
One trying to kill it off for good

I'd support the anti-forced threadcanon guys but they're faggots for bringing it up again.

>>12984700
I default to my previous statement >>12977412
And I always keep it within one post, because 2 is just excessive.

I feel bad for Polt.
Considering she's not even in the running for darlingu, she's pretty much stuck with getting a gold-digger who just wants her for her money.

And since she's gullible like a dog, she's going to get tricked hard.

>>12984713
No man can handle the Polt if they just want her money.

>>12984684
But anon, Maids do more than just cleaning.
They can cook for you and make sure you are eating right.
They can wash your back and make sure you are well groomed before you leave.
They can make sure household finances are taken care of and help reign in your impulse spending.
And they can take care of your sexual needs too, but you may end up becoming her husband.

>>12984703

Stop shilling your shit idea. The lack of reads should be a message enough to you that very few people care about your terrible forced idea.
Next time you want to make your mark on threadcanon try and do it subtly.

>>12984713
She IS a bonehead and a doggone simple girl.

>>12984697
I kinda like the concept of hanging out with monsters and having fun without the worry of rape.

>>12984711
Being the original creator of the NRAC thing, I'd like to say that I had absolutely nothing to do with the NRAC discussion at the bottom of the thread If you don't believe me you can get a janitor or something to look up the IP's or whatever. I don't samefag.

>>12984719
Not my idea, stop being so fucking paranoid. There is no conspiracy out to get you. Except for the one that votes for Tigers.

>>12984719
Again, original creator here, bottom NRAC discussion had nothing to do with me.
>>12984723

>>12984725
>Except for the one that votes for Tigers
Are you STILL sore about those votes? Really?

>>12984718
>And they can take care of your sexual needs too, but you may end up becoming her husband.

We've been over this anon, you don't dick the maid. You tease her until she can't think of anything else, then you dick her.

>>12984712

But some of us already think you try too hard to replace him. And it actually feels like a Chinese knock off to begin with.

>you will never have little daughterus running around full of energy
>you will never have to save you're waifu from a cuddlepile

>>12984732
I was being sarcastic, I even voted for the Tiger. People are being way too sensitive right now.

>>12984736
>save her
>implying I wouldn't join in

>>12984708
>crazy bandit with a gasmask, using a club as his weapon of choice
>be they monsters or men, the last thing his victims hear is the wheezing of the gasmask and the distorted voice coming through the filters, when he leans in to whisper into his prey's ear as their life is fleeting
>"cheeki... BREEKI..."

>>12984737
We're most sensitive after being worked and agitated until we burst, anon.

>>12984734
Dude I just write recaps, any "trying to hard" feel is completely unintentional. If you think you can do a better job, have at it. Just let me know here so I don't spend an hour going over the thread, just to learn that I am redundant.

>>12984675
>>12984677
>>12984682

>>12984718
Cycrone! Cycrrrrrone! http://youtu.be/Um2CbOsJx-8

>>12984732

The only good things that came from that was the end of an overly long CYOA with no actual plot and the removal of CYOAs in general. Nyanon may be bad at this shit but he unintentionally improved the threads slightly through his fuck up.

>>12984752
>hating on people who provide OC
Come on man.

>>12984745

But I'd be like a Russian knock off. Still terrible, but in a different way.

>>12984718
Naw man. You tease the maid until she rapes you.

Also yandere maids are the shit.

>>12984748
I'm gonna punch you.

>>12984752
>removal of CYOAs in general
You or someone's been preaching about that for the past 3 years.
It ain't happening. It may have greatly weakened with Bromont getting writing ED and the other writefags of yore leaving, but it will never die.

>>12984743

>Lone survivavlist batshit crazy guy with a broken gas mask
>May have lost his touch with reality, but only attacks when threatened
>Actually helps people who get lost in the forest to find their way back home by stacking the skulls of animals he hunted and killed in a line in the forest, mimicking the bread crumbs method
>Barely remembers how to speak any language, apart from banditspeak

>>12984755

Did people read the same CYOA as me? It went nowhere and was dragged out to hell and back. Nyanon was the prime example of why these threads don't need CYOAs.

>>12984733
No, you keep constantly keep teasing the maid and when she recognize you as her husband you marry another girl and have steamy baby making sex in front of tied up maid

>>12984756
I have no idea what that means but I'm just gonna keep writing the recap

>>12984756
Russian knock off? No such thing! Western facist-nazi pigs use industrial spies to make inferior copies of Russian products! Mother Russia is the most technologically advanced country on Earth!
>>12984764
>hating on people who provide OC
Come on man.

>>12984765
That's just mean. The point of the teasing is to make her enjoy the sex you'll have even more.

>>12984659
Sure, what could possibly go wrong.

>>12984769
I fail to see how this is MG related

>>12984769
>>12984769
Wrong thread?

>>12984762

Maybe I was being a little harsh. CYOAs can be good, but that martial art thing was not a good example in the slightest. I didn't even vote for the Jinko and found it lacking. The thing would probably still be going now if it didn't end back then.

>>12984736
>"Papa! Save me!"
>your yeti waifu playfully says
>while she's getting piled on by your five yeti daughters
>you take in the most heart attack inducing thing you've seen since that double slaughterhouse special pizza
>you swear you've never seen that much meat on a pizza. Ever.
>your about to jump in the middle of the cuddle puddle
>when there's a knock on the door
>it's your oldest daughter, who's a bit bigger than most yetis
>"G is for groceries!"She excitedly exclaims bringing in a few bags from the store
>ahh it's good to be a dad...

>>12984768
>>hating on people who provide lackluster OC

I know it sounds harsh but you can have standards.

>>12984785
god damn shes every where

>>12984785
>that fucking Wurm again
There must be more than one of her. There must be.
>>12984787
What standards would those be? If we only allowed the very best, how often would we get anything?

>>12984785
>alphabet wurm

You blew it.

>>12984771
Teasing is for alps
Real men enjoy suffering

>>12984790
>posting standards

Oh crap, you don't think it's HIM?

>>12984793
Sorry bro did I insult your waifu?
>when you two fuck; does she say "C is for cum!"

>>12984797
No. It can't be. HE is still stuck in the threads on /a/.

>>12984661

It's pretty fun, watching someone acting all tough but when she's around you she's a blushing mess.

>>12984790
>There must be
No, she is everywhere and nowhere.
She is in your can of soup, in your fridge eating your ice cream, behind your chair while you watch a legitimately scary movie, under your pillow while you sleep, ect.

>>12984804
>under your pillow
But I sleep with my head under the pillow, and I don't remember ever getting Wurm kisses.

>>12984673
Sure, just much less tentacley.

Darmok, in the bedroom

>>12984796
I kek'd

>>12984806
Stealth kisses.

>>12984790

>standards
Like a plot or something to go with our CYOA? I don't even have high standards, and find most writefagging here entertaining. That CYOA was the worst attempt at one I've seen in a while, seriously.

>>12984813
The nerve of some girls!
>N is for Ninja!

>>12984661
>you will never be kidnapped by a gang of thugdere goblins led by a hobgoblin
>they will never not know what to do next with you
>you will never help them become women
>nine months later, you'll never have a whole tribe of daughterus to fawn over

>>12984814
Not everyone has a good run or start though, so don't be too hard on the guy.

>>12984814
>with our CYOA
Didn't you just say it's good we don't have them anymore?

>>12984797
Nah, he isn't outright shitposting, just giving an opinion.

>>12984796
Do you want a depressed and sexually repressed maid? Do you want her whole body to ache when she sees you? do you want for her to masturbate to the sound of you and your wife having sex, imagining that she's in master's arms? Do you really want her to fill up with bitter hatred and loneliness as she watches you raise a family and ignore her?

>>12984798
Alphabet wurm a shit. It was cute, now it's just obnoxious.

>>12984815
>"N is for Nin Nin!"

>>12984819

It wasn't his first though. His first was actually ok.

>>12984820
I said I was being a little harsh on the medium. Some CYOAs were alright, but I never got why people obsessed over the last one considering how bad it was in general.

>>12984827
>now it's just obnoxious
It's not even DONE that much, and you're already complaining about it again?

>>12984830
I was outsmarted by a Wurm.
>>12984832
>people like different things
That is all you need to understand.

>>12984832
It wasn't his first?
What was his first?

>>12984837
The sad truth is, people don't understand it and continue to bitch

>>12984670
Hellhound nee-san gives me some thugdere vibes

>>12984834
It's starting again, have a greentext, about anything, could be about mermaids, playing underwater beach ball.

>U is for unrealistic!

Oh just fuck off already.

>>12984834

No, I agree with him. The retard Wurm thing was stupid but the alphabet wurm bit is overdone now. Its getting to commercial anon levels of overdone. Do you want to be that much of a faggot?

>>12984845
So a delinquent?

>>12984845

Oh yes I want this. Writefags? Get on this now please!

>>12984849
>overdone
It's only picking up again recently.
Remember the very long break it had? Or are you intentionally overlooking that?

>>12984851
Oh yes. We need more MGK girls.

And we need Junko in a box that says "To a good home, please take care of me".
That one we will never see, will we?
>>12984853
No.

>>12984849
Alphabet Wurm is getting old, but Master of Disguise is olev.
I propose they are kept as two different wurms.

>>12984763
>lurking the wastelands outside MGC and getting mad XP from all the kills causes the Gasmask to evolve to his next form
>alcohol gives it sustenance
>vodka makes it regenerate any damage
>it can turn invisible
>no Oni dare to travel to or from MGC on the ground, or they risk the Gasmask's hunger as it senses the alcohol in their blood

>>12984860
But they're the exact same Wurm.

>>12984861
Good hunting.

>>12984851
>>12984853
I meant the one with the blind kid

>>12984863
H-how did you figure it out?

>>12984860

Master of disguise is fairly fresh or unused, but alphabet wurm has had its day.

>>12984857
.Less hates it, Mari is too busy Loen hurts himself to get out of it, and the other one is lost in a black hole.

>>12984739
>>12984736
>Implying I didn't start the pile
Get on my level.

>>12984855
Why bring it back?

>>12984860
>Gazer gamer. Lich Gamer.

>>12984863
Are they? Are you sure? Are you really sure?
Don't look behind you.

>>12984871
>.Less hates it
He does?

>>12984874
>one is a SoL comedy, the other is just reactions to DS

>>12984874
I didn't even bring it back, and I started it.

And you're bring up both Gamer Gazer AND Lich? Out of nowhere? Again?

>>12984837

Were people really that desperate for an interactive story to drag on for a month with no development or plot whatsoever in all that time? Really? I wouldn't mind but a few anons seem to think Nyanon is some kind of genius for this.

>>12984861
>oni mothers teach their children to fear the woods for if they hear the cry Anuuuu Cheeekiiii breeekiiii they know it is already too late

>>12984884
Different people like different things.

>>12984670
>>12984661

>You will never be walking home from school in the middle of winter
>You will never be wearing the super giant scarf your grandma knit you for Christmas
>You will never feel that something is amiss as the wind shifts and your hair stands on end
>"NICE SCARF RETARD"
>Bully Dragon will never push you in the snow and steal your scarf as her lizard-girl entourage laughs at you
>You will never go home and sulk
>Your mother will never wake you up, inform you it snowed 2 feet last night, and tell you to go shovel
>You will never go outside and, to your surprise, find your entire driveway and sidewalk completely free of snow (with the occasional scorch-mark here and there)
>You will never look in the backyard to find two snowmen
>One looks like an average snowman albeit a bit scraggly
>The other is much larger and appears to be covered in icicle scales with shovel wings
>Wrapped around both their necks is your scarf

I love this greentext

>>12984881
I am not good with abbreviations.

>Dark Souls

>SoL?

>>12984861
>Another legend circulates the city
>Alongside the laser man and that vacuum cleaner dude

>>12984883
I'm saying alphabet wurm and master of disguise wurm are the same shit, like gazer and lich gamer.

>>12984889
>SoL
Slice-of-Life. You should know of this genre.

>>12984889
Slice of life.
And I would take most things about Gamer Lich with a large grain of salt, as 90% of the people distort and warp the story to make it much worse than it actually was.

>>12984888
Dragon bully is what kept me here in the first place
>thugdere girls are the best.
Prove me wrong

>>12984874
>>Gazer gamer. Lich Gamer.

Woah there. That's like night and day.
>Gazer Gamer was a new concept, only once a thread and was pretty fun for a while

>Gamer Lich was a rip off, dialogue straight from a youtube video series (literally) and with the character's species not mattering in the slightest during the story. The story was spammed throughout the threads and the writer took criticism as well as the average 20th century dictator.

Spot the difference.

>>12984883
Also

>again

I'm not the guy who was always heckling you back then.

For some odd reason, I can't stop picturing Tom from Semi-Incubised Veteran Gets Mistreated as Rucks for some reason, reading his quotes in Rucks' voice all the time. It'd be pretty cool if Tom's surname turned out to be Rucks. It'd also make me mad as fuck because these women harassing him are are gonna get a cane broken on their heads because nobody fucks with old man Rucks. No one.

Lilims ain't gonna help ya, sis. Y'all be sorry for what ya done...

>>12984861
>>12984864

>His name is Gasmask

I liked it. Good thinking, Stalker.

>He also has a naturally great throwing arm, being able to hit the tiniest of targets from afar by throwing his blunt weapon with great force and precision

>>12984886

>Hardheaded monsterchild decides to venture into the woods despite her mother telling her not to
>Gasmask finds her
>Stares deep into her innocent eyes through his old mask's smudged visor
>Later on, her mother comes to the woods, looking desperate, looking for her child
>Finds her daughter near the entrance of the forest hanging from a tree branch by her shirt, thrashing her little arms and legs around while screaming things about "a meanie mister who told her she can't play in the forest"

>>12984902
Wait, are you implying I'm gamer lich guy?

>>12984900
It's the same shit, some wurm appearing in random places for no reason.

>>12984907
And you complaining about it is also the same shit.
Alphabet Wurm actually picks up again after losing interest in October and you have to throw a tantrum over it.

>>12984906
No.

>>12984905
Ruckus is a deluded idiot. Tommy has actualy been through stuff. You laugh at Ruckus.

>>12984888
I hate that greentext because the MC is such a beta.

If you like femdom, that's fine, but for fuck's sake defend yourself.

>>12984898

I was there at the time. It really was as bad as people say. It really was terrible and claiming there was a conspiracy against you for it only makes you look paranoid.

>>12984888
I remember this.
I dunno man, I mean yeah it's nice and all she tries to make it up to you, but if she's picking on you in front of her friends just to look cool then she's kinda a bitch. Dragons are supposed to be badasses, picking on people who won't fight back to make yourself look better is petty and pathetic.
I can understand why she would act that way, and I don't hate her for it since she does try to make amends, but I don't particularly like her either.
I wonder how she'll react when I start dating the nice holst next-door who cheers me up whenever dragonbully picks on me.

>>12984914
And bringing up dead corpses of bad stories out of nowhere makes you look either desperate for an argument starter or someone with a giant hate boner for gamer lich guy.

>>12984907

I point out the glaring differences between them and you ignore it.

No, gazer was ok at best and lich was a steaming pile with an aggressive cunt writing it. There's a big difference there

I'd only date a Monster Girl if she could show me her NRAC card. If she couldn't, I'd run like hell since any girl not with one is bad news.

>>12984917

You brought it up first, I just countered your attempt at damage control.

>>12984913
>defend yourself
>against a Dragon
There's being brave and there's being foolhardy.

>>12984909
It's completely unnecessary, and if your intention is to make a funny, get some skill instead of using some randomly appearing retard as your punchline over and over.

>some guy getting daily dating
Oh look, here's a wurm!
>two mgs fighting over the last slice of pizza
Oh look, the wurm stole it!

Who gives a shit, it tired, unimaginative and annoying.

>>12984922

Stop trying to force this

>>12984923
>I brought it up first
I am not >>12984874, who brought it up first.

>>12984925
Not him but it sounds like you're awfully sore you didn't think of it first.

>>12984652
>/mgt/ yandere edition
well son of a bitch, my sarcastic prediction came true
>>12984884
I can't blame anons for liking cyoas, but they did flood the threads. whatever happened to that cyoa site, anon-kun?

>>12984913
I agree with you, but unless you're carrying sleeping poison or are Lou Ferigno, standing up to a dragon is ill advised.

>>12984922
That's racist.

>>12984851
>Turner Broadcasting sends a cease and desist
>Have to change it to PowderPuff Girls

>>12984905
>children hear of this and and want to see if its true or not
>a group of them enters the forest only to be picked off one by one
>the last of the group is a manticore now on the verge of wetting herself out of fear
>she trys to fly out of the forest only to be caught by a thrown net
>the last thing she hears other than the wheezing of the gas mask is I V Damke
>an hour later the search party of mothers fearing for their children find all of them hanging from a tree like Christmas decorations tied up and squirming in the ropes
>nailed to the tree is a sign that says
>Stay out of here Stalker

>>12984928
I could give a shit. It's time is past, let it die, that's all.

>>12984913
You gotta remember that he's just a nerdy kid in highschool though.

I knew like, 2-3 people tops in highschool who weren't completely terrible/pathetic individuals.

>>12984927

In any case I didn't bring it up first. Lich gamer is infamous on the threads as being a bad attempt at a greentext series that could have been good if the writer didn't have his head up his own ass. Or copy an already existing greentext for that matter.

>>12984937
>I'll keep saying it's this and that because I don't like it

>>12984935
>I opened it

>>12984935
Whoever thought that face was okay should be beaten with a bag of pennies.

>>12984935
Oh lordy, that's kind of terrifying.
And not in the bonerfuel way.

>>12984935
Those wings and her face need a fixing, otherwise it's tolerable.

>>12984939
I could swear there were a good number of people who actually LIKED gamer lich.
But regardless, it's dead. Everyone from then has moved on, most likely even gamer lich guy, but a few still bring it up and keep shitting all over its corpse.
Just let it go.

>>12984924
>>12984931
Still worth doing. Sometimes you need to fight even if you know you'll lose. It isn't like you're going to die.
If you never stand up for yourself you get bullied, that's how humans work. If you're willing to fight for your pride, the bulling stops, even if you never win.
And maybe if you stop being a pussy the dragon will actually respect you enough to give in to her secret desire to horde you.

>>12984930
>but they did flood the threads

Exactly. It wouldn't have been so bad but it was paragraph after paragraph of dull shit for a whole month almost every day that filled half the thread with no sign of any end in sight.

>>12984943
You typing in pretty green colors doesn't make what I've been saying any less true. At this point, alphabet wurm is as forced as /ss/.

>>12984924
There's being foolhardy and there's being a wimpy little bitch.

Sure, you'll lose, but if you draw bloodshe'll hesitate to pick on you.

>>12984925
Looks like someone needs to go back to jelly school.

I have trouble remembering all the flavors of the week/month that we've had.

I remember:
>Mothgirl
>Tarrasque chan
>Dragon bully
>Gamer Gazer
>Manny the Manticore

And that's about it.

>>12984956
Your bait is like your mother.
Old and stale.

>>12984948

Maybe at first, but then people started seeing the flaws. I'm yet to see a greentext get that much aggro and that was the only memorable thing about it. Feel free to assume it was a big conspiracy for some insane reason.

>>12984949
>the bullying stops
Or they come back with more people and beat you with a baseball bat because they're fucked up.
I don't have any first hand experience though.
>>12984961
You forgot Anya and last month's Space Opera stuff. May they return to us one day.

>>12984938
Perhaps the reason I find it most annoying is because I was a nerdy kid in highschool and still managed to backhand those who messed with me.

You don't need to be a /fit/ alpha, you just need to have standards.

>>12984925

I somewhat agree, but alphabet wurm isn't the worst this thread has made threadcanon recently. Its still pretty stupid though.

>>12984961
Valerie the anubis
cowtits
Wurm
crying wyvern
futa hyena
anya the space jinko

>>12984969
>Or they come back with more people and beat you with a baseball bat because they're fucked up
So you call the cops and get them arrested and expelled? I was assuming this was a normal school, not the ghetto.

>>12984976
Hold on, I thought the pseudo penis didn't count as futa?

>>12984976
hyena was never futa, anon

>>12984911

Wasn't Rucks a Mancer, a Mason, a Trigger and survivalist? Guy was part of everything and still managed to stay somewhat sane even after all the shit the Calamity put him and the Kid through.

>>12984936

Nice.

>Authorities decide to head into the forest and try to capture him
>Some bystanders stay just outside the forest, wanting to see the face of the wild man who's been terrorizing the forest for so long
>Carefully, the policemen and monsters head into the forest
>Silence ensues for a couple of minutes
>Suddenly, a frightening voice rumbles from within the woods, scaring the shit out of everyone in the vicinity
>AAAAAAAAHHH NUUUUUUUUU
>One of the bystanders sees one of the treetops moving slightly, then shaking violently
>She points at the shaking tree so others can see it as well
>The tree suddenly rises taller than the others around it, as a loud sound of roots being brutally ripped off the ground echoes throughout the forest
>The tree slowly leans to a side, then leans back faster towards the opposite, crashing down into the ground with a loud rumble, resembling the movement of a hammer
>With a loud boom, the ground shakes a bit
>Soon after, the cops start coming out of the forest, running in fear
>Thankfully, nobody was hurt, but every single cop was scarred for life
>And then the authorities decided to leave him be forever

>>12984961
I remember
>chupa-chan
>sandwoman
>boogiemom

And I think there was a MILFy man-o-war/sea-slime too

>>12984966
>https://archive.moe/jp/search/text/gamer%20lich/page/3/
Hmm.
Let's go through these and actually see the posts that were posted.
I want to see what everyone actually thinks of the whole thing. Frankly, gamer lich should have ended when it was still young but it wasn't THAT bad either.

>>12984949

>people who have never been bullied thinking they can go duke nukem on a group of bullies and gain respect

Yeah, you beat them up and they just bring in heavier shit next time. I actually do have experience with this. These people are faggots who refuse to be beaten by "weak little anon" at all costs. I'm half expecting you to respond with some gurren lagann shit about beating them all still anyway because you're a kung fu master.

>>12984982
Like I said, I have no idea how bullying works, and the last time I talked about it here and suggested that the one being bullied would tell the authorities, I was told to fuck off because if I knew anything about real life I would know that doesn't work.
So I'll just be quiet now.

>>12984983
>>12984985
Yeah yeah, specifics, but That's kinda the appeal right?

>>12984956
>forced as /ss/
Ah, so you're the guy that shitposted the last thread to hell too.

>>12984926
What? Everyone knows about the NRAC Club.

>>12984983
Still a penis.

>>12984982

Oh, its you again. The guy who thinks he can just expel the captain of the football team for giving him trouble. Cute.

>>12984987
I only remember him being a Mancer, because he was the one who actually made the Bastion.
Then again, it's been a long time since I played the game, so I'm a bit fuzzy on the details.

>>12984991
Speaking as someone who's had trouble with bullies in the past, most ones are just annoying shits with too much self confidence, who crumble after one slap.

Others are much meaner and much more dedicated, and are best fought once and then ignored.

>>12984999
Yes, that's actually how it works.
Don't act so aloof.

>>12984993
No idea what you mean.

>>12984987
>the Calamity
You mean "Revitiligo"?

>and the Kid

Who?

>>12984994

You really are forcing this like a total faggot. The thread decides whether it likes something or not, it doesn't just accept poorly thought out shit as thread-

Oh, carry on.

>>12985000

Well, the only thing I remember him being kinda "evil" or "bad" for was that he wanted the Kid to steal the shards from other survivors after the Calamity in order for them to survive. But then again, in post-apocalyptic settings, it's either you or them.

>>12985004

>Who?

The protag from Bastion.

>>12985001
But why do you NEED to fight? Kill them with kindness anon, or just better yet, ignore them. No one should ever have to fight.
but it's always good to be prepared

>>12984991
It depends how far it goes. If they're just picking on you, you need to man up a deal with it yourself or it will just get worse. Going to the cops or teachers because somebody is calling you names or tossing pebbles at you is going to make you the biggest bitch in school. If they're committing felonies against you though, that's a whole different story. Beating somebody with a bat can kill, easily. You go to the cops.

>>12985003

Was your daddy connected? Because I think I know the answer to this. Not that you would have any experience in this anyway.

>>12984992
It's more exotic factor. It's also a super tight vagina that's kind of like an onahole. Gives new and exciting ways to have sexy fun time with your hyena waifu.

>>12984994
>>12984922

I support NRAC and I disapprove of this. There's no reason to bring it up right now, unless you're trying to shitpost. Stop it, man.

>>12985017
Stealth sex.
Stealth sex everywhere.

>>12984999
>giving him trouble
I don't know who you are talking about, haven't seen this discussed before, but see
>>12985013

>>12985010
Holy Shit. You wrote Rucks. I read that as Ruckus. I though you were talking about the guy from Boondocks all this time.

>>12985013
Well it's a little bit too late to be telling me these things now. I went through elementary, middle and high school, as well as the military and my first two years at the university without ever encountering "bullying", so...

>>12985001
>>12984991
Original anon here.
My highschool experience was different in that I wasn't ever really bullied, nor did I bully people (I tried to be really nice actually) but I hung out with a lot of people who were pricks and could be considered 'bullies', being on the football team (that sounds so stereotypical, doesn't it?) is like a melting pot for that kind of stuff.

It got better as I got older but I guess it appeals to me because I can see the two sides of it - where a person can act like a prick to someone but still be a nice guy in general.

This is a lot more /blog/ and a lot deeper than I ever intended a single greentext to be, though.

>>12985012

You really are a clueless fuck aren't you?

>>12985012
Because then the'll get off you balls and let you do your fucking math homework.
>>12985016
Oh wow anon, you're such a man, teach me how the world works, you war vet you!
>>12985017
Well most dudes declare it to be just a fancy dick.

>>12985022

Nah, man. Old Rucks from Bastion, hence the "Lilims ain't gonna help ya, sis" thing I wrote.

>>12985012
>Kill them with kindness anon, or just better yet, ignore them.

That never works 99% of the time.
If the bullies know that you WILL fight back, they are less likely to fuck with you. Even if they know they'll win, few people will go through pain for such little gain.

>>12985026
>military
>not bullying
Did you just magically skip boot camp?
The whole purpose of it is to break you so you become a dog of the military industrial complex.

>>12985027
I guess there are different ways to solve the problem, but I mostly just swore at people and they left me alone.

>>12985031
I know, I know. Wow, there's egg on your face and there's this.

>>12985017
It's an unneeded and unnecessary appendage that futafags cling to.

>>12984804
>in your fridge eating your ice cream
Dammit I just got some! She's not getting away with this without at least one creampie.

>>12985016
Where the fuck do you live? People at my old schools got expelled for getting into fistfights. A student being beaten with a baseball bat would be all over the news.

>>12985027

So in other words you were one of the douchebags. I should have guessed as much. Good to hear your little opinions on things I guess.

>>12985033
>boot camp
I'm not American.

>>12984916
But watching her try to recover when she realizes that she's just pushing you away when she wants to be with you is the best

>Walking home again one day
>See dragon bully and lizard girl entourage approaching
>Oh god
>Don't want trouble so keep your head down and keep walking
>"HEY YOU"
>Oh fuck
>Running makes it worse, just stop dead still
>Can't help but shake in your boots, hope she at least leaves you with your coat because it's cold as hell today
>She puts a claw under your chin and pulls your head up, you can see her sneering and all the lizard girls laughing and pointing at you
>Try not to cry
>Her expression changes to confusion for a second before changing to something else
>Is that... regret?
>"Go on girls, I'm gonna take my time messing with him today."
>After all the lizard girls are out of site, she grabs your shoulder
>Pulls you close
>Picks you up, princess style
>And hugs you close, wrapping you in her wings
>"You look cold. I don't want you getting sick."
>"Uh, b-because then you won't be able to come to school and I won't have my favorite punching bag around."
>She carries you to your house and drops you off, then flies away quickly before you can say thanks
>You swear she was blushing before she took off

>>12985039
You know what her favorite flavor of ice cream is?
Cookies and Cream

>>12985036

Don't sweat it, mang. I've been through worse misunderstandings.

>Blogshit.
This is absolutely haram.

>>12985030

>Oh wow anon, you're such a man, teach me how the world works, you war vet you!

So he was connected then? Figures.

>>12985042
I guess?

I never picked on anybody myself but I also didn't extend a hand to help anyone. I was one of the people who just stood aside and watched.

You can blame a lot of people for doing that though.

>>12985052
>connected
Really, do you live in russia or something?

>>12985029
No I'm not clueless anon, I've just been taught differently. No one should have to use fear as a tactic, we should all respect one another because we're all we have on this planet. Come at me with hate, I'll still show you love and compassion. Trolls will say "you're nothing but a cuckold bitch" or "go hang out with moot" but in the end we're all human. We're all in this together.

>>12985009
Dude, you're the only person here who hates the NRAC. It's a thread staple, you're just constantly bitching about it whenever it gets brought up because you personally don't like it.

>>12985032
I'm one of those few then. I choose to be the better man.

>>12985056
Not him but your naivete sickens me. You're like The Idiot's MC.
That's a book by Dostoevsky, if you didn't know.

>>12985026
It's never too late to learn, anon.
Themoreyouknow.jpg

>>12984976
>cowtits
>flavor of the month
More like flavor every morning and before bed. And maybe several other times through the day if its a weekend.

>>12985059
>It's a thread staple
No.

>>12985043
>I'm not American
Yeah well fuck you too

>>12985052
Fucking christ this is almost amusing. You remind me of that one war vet from the cheshire story.

Old and dumb and stuck up.

Also smelly.

And wifeless.

Anyway this argument is silly.

Let's talk about how kailey a schet and how incest is koughw schet

>>12985069
>fuck you too
Why?

>>12985062
No one likes the fuck on the high horse. Just a little pro tip for you.

>>12985017
>docking

Get that shit out of here.

>>12985071
Don't pretend you don't know, you filthy commie lover.

"Let's dedicate this thread to not being fuckheads."

>>12985078
>commie lover
I do live in a socialist country, but there's no commie love in me.
These are two completely different things, you see.

>>12985034
>but I mostly just swore at people and they left me alone.
This was my method as well, it didn't work every time but it worked often enough. I asked my dad once on what to do with bullies, and his advice was simple

>find out the bully's routine
>take this baseball bat
>ambush him
>break his kneecaps
>the little prick won't walk right after that

Since I don't care for physical fights I never went through with it, but good god. If MGs were a thing, and with his kind of advice, I think I'd have a bunch of dragon half-sisters with juvie records by now

>>12984987
>A Baphomet decides to show off and goes into the woods
>He familiar is with her
>The next day a young werewolf finds them both tied together
>They keep talking about some being squatting beneath the old oak tree

>>12985080
You were told you jinxed it. You have no one else left to blame but yourself.

>>12985085
Because of him people argued, brought up dead things from October for some reason, and attracted stupid people and the NRAC stuff.

>>12985080
Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.

>>12985033
I've been through boot, it isn't bullying, it just seems similar on the surface. Whole purpose of it is to train you to stay calm and rational under stress, and not be emotionally vulnerable to aggression. That's important, most people freeze up when they encounter the kind of aggression the DIs put out.
Bullying is just coercion, boot trains you to resist coercion.

>>12985081
>I do live in a socialist country
Than into the trash you go.

>>12985085
>>12985088

I wasn't the original poster, I just quoted him.

>>12985096
>disliking Finland
Are you Russian? Because I can't think of anyone else who hates us.

>>12985099
And I was referring to the original poster.

>>12985088
nrac mai waifu
Sysrsly though can we just chill out about the fucking NRAC thing? It's just a headcannon place to hide when the world goes to hell. It's really not that big of a deal.

>>12985096
Republican pls.

Can we just nuke this thread?
I want off this ride, it's dumb, and there are no monstergirls.

>>12985114
Close your eyes anon. You are in a beautiful field of flowers. Do you see the pretty Butterfly Girl?
She looks sad. Go comfort her.

Look at her face, you can tell she has the smuggest fucking grin under that mask.

I just want to rip it off and fuck that smug away.

>>12985114
If the previous thread ends in a fight, it will spill over into the next, no buts about it. We just have to ride it out. Take break if you need to.

>>12985096
Socialists are alright as long as they don't allow immigration. Immigration fucks over socialist systems hard.

>>12985114
I am legitimately considering just packing up and moving to IRC at this rate.
Autism trumps people screaming at each other over gamer Lich, alphabet Wurm. and fem/maledom.

>>12985121
You would have to use your own elite ninja skills against her though.

>>12985121
She looks so plain under the mask, like a good nip woman. I HATE IT!

>>12985121

What face? Why did you post a white rectangle? There's nothing in it.

>>12985124
>IRC
you're not missing much
>leaving here
>implying you're not here forever

>>12985120
I don't see flowers, I'm in a village. And there's no butterfly MG just a red butterfly in front of a house.
>it might be Crimson, I don't know I'm not good with colours

>>12985056

You're naive as fuck and it will bite you in the ass. But I actually respect you for it. Maybe if other people were like you I wouldn't be such a bitter angry cunt.

Good luck out there, I mean it.

>>12985124
Enjoy the futa and monsterboys. Don't come back if you do.

>>12985120
Last time someone told me to close my eyes I woke up drugged with 4 teeth missing. I'm not falling for this again.

Y-you mirin', b-brah?

>>12985124
I'm sure that circlejerk won't mind another whiner.

>>12985128
I'll just be getting a different flavor of idiocy than what the thread has.
Sometimes you just want a change.

>>12985129
If you find a camera then you're fucked anon

90% of the fights in these threads are caused by somebody sperging out about something they don't like, then others sperging out in defense of it. Can't we all just sperg less? It isn't that hard.

>>12985125
No it's fine.

Once I fuck her loyal I'll get a few more Kunoichi, then maybe a Mantis or two.

>>12985134
Oh sorry I was too busy staring at your mom, she's doing jumping jacks right now.

>>12985141
Of course it is, that's why it's sperging.

>>12985141
No

>>12985133
Nigga same thing happened to me and I was back to normal within a week.

>>12985134
Sure thing sweety, now when did you say your big sister is getting home?

>>12985141
Then don't defend your shit tastes, problem solved.

>>12985151
Nee-san packed up and left six months ago! Nobody knows where she went. She was really sad when her boyfriend dumped her. Something about her eyes creeping him out.
Isn't that weird, Mister?

>>12985146
>You. Me. Bedroom. NOW.
And that is how anon became a family man.

>>12985146
>Captains log: Day 1 after crash-landing on this mysterious planet, we've seen humanoid creatures moving around outside trying to find a way in. I am however confidante in the strength of these walls, they survived the crash so they'll survive whatever these beings can throw at them.
>Captains log: Day 2, I was raped.

>>12985154
What is this, Junko's backstory?

>>12985161
It could be. Every time she tells where she came from and how she ended up like this, the story is different.

http://pastebin.com/7uHDiMKN

Heres day 1 of a day by day diary ive been thinking of doing set in MGE.

Feedback welcome! Enjoy.

>>12985146
Oh fuck that.

That bitch ain't going near me.

>>12985160
>Captains log
Nerd.

>>12985164
Fuck off.

>>12985164
Here's some feedback.

Kill yourself.

>>12984905
>>12984936
>>12984987
>>12985084
>implying people survive meeting the Gasmask
>implying he wouldn't screw with people he isn't planning to meet by arranging skulls and empty vodka bottles in their paths while squatting in the shadows

>>12985163
Which Junko? MGK Junko that's canon and suicidal? Alp's Junko with heterochromia and a house that will never be finished?
Or the one from the one special "club"?

>>12985164
Oh boy! FUCK OFF

>>12985165
That bitch is going wherever she pleases
>That's a forklift near her foot

>>12985168
You're just made you don't get to be the red shirt when we visit the milkiest planet in the milky way.

>>12985164
Even though it's a written diary, the writing style suggests spoken word. It's a little jarring.

>>12985160
I miss Cap's return to earth story. It was the only sci fi story with mgs
;_;

>>12985164
InariKitsune I love you! Thank you for all the stories you write, and I hope you have a wonderful day! I know you get a lot of flack because you pander to odd fetishes, but know that your contributions are loved by a small yet dedicated minority!

>>12985177
>Implying I ever wanted to be part of the S.S.Nerd

>>12985179
>I miss Cap
FTFY anon, I do too
Shit, has anyone tried messaging his pastebin account?

>>12985121

>"Ufufu, look at you. Pathetic knight. Don't you realize your armor only makes you more vulnerable to my Ninjitsu?"
>"Oh... you're feeling it germinate inside of you, aren't you? The paralysis drug is working from the smoke bomb~"
>"Don't worry, I won't cut you. Much. Now let's get this armor off of you. Mm, yes. I can see why the Sisters wanted you assassinated."
>"We can't have a specimen this intimidating throwing the balance in skew. No matter."
>"Mm? Well, isn't your body quite honest? I see this form pleases you. Wonderful."
>"Kill you? Pfha! I'm not going to KILL YOU! Such were the old ways! No, i'm going to drown you in such pleasure that you'll never think of anything other than me."
>"This isn't just an Assassination, my prey. This is also our honeymoon. In returns for you becoming my 'husband', you can partake in this 'wife' body all you want."
>"I hope you're ready, brave Sir Knight, after all. We have a long night ahead of us."

>>12985164
>line 25
>next there
Should be they're.
>line 27
>don't go off an sexually
Should be "and"
>line 29
>and be infinity tormented by
Should be infinitely
>ass hole
That's spelled asshole.
>line 37
>I have seen there doesn't seem to be any need for concern
This sound silly.
>line 49
>cant
Can't
>line 51
>I found a dark priest enter the house so I went in to investigate
Replace found with saw.

Fix these.

>>12985164
Kill yourself.

>>12985187
>messaging his pastebin account
Anon, Caps a family man now.

>>12985146
>Anon works at a shipyard as a welder
>He's hard at work one day when there's an incredibly loud crash
>The sound of twisting metal is heard and the doors of the building he's working in are torn open
>8 foot tall werewolf is standing there
>"Husband! Who told you that you were allowed to go to work?!"
>The other guys immediately start to feel sorry for Anon, who is clearly a battered spouse
>"S-sweetheart! I uh, I had to come in today, w-we need the money, remember? We're saving for our t-t-trip"
>"NO! I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO WORK!"
>Poor bastard
>"Not until your booboo healed! Now come here, let me see it!"
>The entire shipyard stands there dumbfounded as she dotes on him, pouting all the while over the fact that he didn't listen to her

What are your favorite aspects of Lamia?

>>12985173
>house that will never be finished
Don't say that. I'll totally work on it this week.

>>12985198
None, lamias a shit.

>>12985184
Fuck off.

>>12985164
I miss liquid Inari, he was way funnier.

>>12985198
The snake part.

>>12985164
NYET, CYKA!

>>12985196
>Anon, Caps a family man now
I know, I've heard the rumors. Still, it'd be nice to hear from the man himself

>>12985198

the coiled up hugs.

>>12985200
If it gets finished I, SteamyChowder, will do a short story about a Wurm that's alone at home.
No wait fuck that. Alp, you need to get to work though nonetheless.

>>12985209
It isn't a rumor, anon.

>>12985209
No. He is too good for us now. But if I ever finish one of my stories, I'll start working on some sci-fi. It's calling to me like a seductress.
>>12985212
You want me to finish the house this week? But that would take TWO chapters, not one!
Fine. I'll just stay at home and watch the bloody lectures online. Because I can do that. So there!
Hear that? Junko's house is getting finished!

>>12985198
Possesive, passionate and full bodyhugs

>>12985215
Your choice is most wise, so sayeth the Dark Priests of Bethos.
Though you don't have to rush yourself.

>>12985190

Fixed. Thanks!

>>12984893
"Mayor Wurm, mayor Wurm!" What do we do? The panicing mayors assistant, a tanuki nearly yelled. "Another rumor has started circulating the city! The voters are starting to think that you might not be fit as a mayor if you cannot put a stop to these ridicilous rumors!"

"Cookies!" Exclaimed the mayor, the Tanuki looked at her dumbfounded. "We are out of cookies!" the mayor continued. "Let's have people bake us more cookies!"

The Tanuki's look of confusion slowly started to turn into a smile and then ended up in a laugh. "You are such a genius Ms. Mayor! What would we do without you!" Still with a bright smile on her face she started quickly writing on her notepad. "Yes, not only can we save your reputation, by hiding these silly rumors under a festival. We might even earn some money out of it!"

And thus, the cookie festival was born. The legends hidden beneath the bantering about the best kind of chocolate chip cookie and the mayors reputation and cookie supply secured.

Practicing writing some dialog. It's suprisingly hard and it doesn't help that i'm not native English either.

>>12985216
>Possesive, passionate
Yes, that's the stuff.

>>12985184
forgot your trip, Inari.
this is pretty sad.

>>12985189
She's fighting in the west?

Inb4 the bushi were knights

captcha: reaf

Heh.

>>12985184
Inari pls.

>>12985223
Sure I do. Otherwise I'll never get it done.
>>12985224
Another thing is the way it's written like speech. If it's a diary written by hand, why is the stuttering?

>>12985198
That's almost a dragon.

>>12985235

Partially because when i wrote it it sounded robotic. "Fell into a pit, feel horny."

>>12985228
>>12985232
Come on guys, not cool to accuse me of samefagging to promote myself. Inari is just a really talented and nice writer, he doesn't appeal to you but that's fine. Not everyone needs to appeal to everyone. Just don't attack those that do, OK? Be nicer, Inaris been through a lot in his life.

>>12985235
>>12985243
>>>/out/

>>12985171

>Young werewolf girl ventures into the forest carrying a small box
>After a while of walking, she starts seeing animal skulls on sticks everywhere in the forest
>Suddenly, she hears the shuffling of leaves and grass behind her
>Turn around, nothing's there
>She hears the shufling again, coming from the direction she was going
>Turns back again, nothing
>Before she can take another step further, she hears a loud "thump" sound of someone landing on the ground on their feet right behind her
>A shadow washes over her tiny frame, resembling a human figure
>Slowly turning around with the little box in her hands, she looks up at the figure as it towers above her, its body covering the sun
>"...U-Uh... h-hi, mister Gasmask..."
>He suddenly squats in front of her within a blink of an eye, staring right into here yes, as if measuring her soul
>"H-Here, I... I-I brought you some c-cookies... as t-thanks for h-helping me f-find a way back home... wh-when I got lost here... r-remember...?"
>She meekly stretches her little arms out to him, motioning for him to take the box
>Leaning forward, Gasmask slowly closes the distance between his face and hers, as she cringes in apparent fear
>His expression grows angrier the longer he stares at her
>He then stretches of his hands out to her, veins popping out of it in apparent desire to choke and murder
>Only to gently pat her head, his angry expression suddenly turning into one of glee
>"Oh, that's lovely."
>Dumbfounded, she just stares at him in disbelief as he calmly takes the box from her, lifts his gasmask just enough for his mouth to be visible, and munches on of the cookies from the box
>"Boy, these are good! Thanks, kid." He says, giving her a thumbs up while putting his mask back down
>Gathering all her strength and courage to speak to him, she shyly replies:
>"...I-I'm happy you l-lik--"
>"NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FOREST BEFORE YOU GET LOST AGAIN, CYKA!"

>>12985243
Diaries tend to do that. If you want to justify it, have it be a magic diary that takes dictation.

>>12985235
Can't get anything done while relaxing?
Listening to music?
Slitting throats in MGS3?
Eating fresh pizza?
Playing Mamatoto in english while seeing the person who translated it making a noose when a second translation was released 16 hours later by someone else?

>>12985248

>Not powdering your cockatiel for the ribcage slaughter

0/10 would not operate with, Krieg

>>12985244
>>12985243
>>12985190
>>12985178
>>12985184

>>12985244
....Wow samefagging to promote myself...you mean Inari?

>>12985244
>to promote myself
>myself
you done goofed
Jesus Christ Inari

>>12985244
Holy fuck this guy.
10/10 - Kekked heartily.

>>12985244
I honestly can't tell if this is just some good bait or if you are genuinely retarded.

>>12985197

>"Not until your booboo healed!"

Thanks, not I have three ambulances at my door. See you after the heart transplant.

>>12985253

Gasmask's forest is not an appropriate enviroment for shiny meat bicycles... and lost children.

>>12985259
Could also be satire.

Either way, keks all around.

What is it about big girls?
I just want to fuck a minotaur all day everyday.

Then stop every once in a while so we can cuddle and whisper lewd things to each other

>>12985259
Its someone baiting.

>>12985262
I see nothing wrong here.

>>12985250
>Slitting throats in MGS3?
How am I supposed write while playing on my PS3?
And I've already written a half a page of text, please stop distracting me.
Update in a couple of hours.

>>12985164
Don't let them rain on your parade inari, you're beautiful!

Would you?

>>12985248
>A young boy gets lost in the woods
>Gasmask meets him
>Boy escapes but becomes inspired
>Makes a gang of likeminded boys that dress like Gasmask and try to hunt him
>They always end up finding nothing but animal skulls
>Slowly go mad and become like him in their quest

>>12985253
He's a mix of Krieg and a stalker.

>>12985270
no

>>12985259
Yeah, it's clearly a ruse. Only idiots would actually fall for that, it's obviously not Inari, just one of those over obsessive losers who read fetishes they hate trying to make him look bad.

>>12985267
Sometimes you get inspiration from other things like slitting throats or fapping to Kamilla's top tier thighs.

>>12985262
Big girls are olev.

Whether its snu snu followed by cuddling or just an overprotective one.

>You will never have a tall jinko fret over you whenever you do something moderately dangerous.

>Like drive in the middle of a blizzard

>Because mother nature hates you.

Sometimes I wonder about this state.

Finally, some art for the best girl.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=48510384

>>12985270
Would it burn?

>>12985271

I never thought it'd be this fun to create a character with other likeminded Anons.

>>12985284
Holy god that fluff.

>>12985248
>She runs out of the forest at mach 1
>Just as she's about to exit she hears someone yell
"THANK YOU FOR SWEETS, YOUR SKIN IS PRETTY, YOU ARE PRETTIEST MEAT BICYCLE"
>Whataniceman.flac

>>12985279
I don't need inspiration, I need discipline. I rack a disciprine.

>>12985288
It would be extremely painful

>>12985248
What if stalker Krieg met giga pudding barometz?

>>12985277
forgot your trip again, Inari

>>12985295
She's a big girl.

>>12984888
>>12985047
Dear God we need more of this.

Tickles my heart in all the right ways.

>>12985295
For you.

>>12985295
For me? Or for her?

>>12985293
Then get discipline.
True Disciprine comes from within, and arrow you to fappu to hot Daragon giru thighseru without forgetting to writeru.

>>12985297
Fuck off, not all of us are over-obsessive maledomfags who blindly memehate Inari.

Come on guys, not cool to accuse me of samefagging to promote myself. Inari is just a really talented and nice writer, he doesn't appeal to you but that's fine. Not everyone needs to appeal to everyone. Just don't attack those that do, OK? Be nicer, Inaris been through a lot in his life.

>>12985284
>dat weresheep mantis
Don't even need to be stealth when everybody is falling asleep around you.

>>12985277
> Only idiots would actually fall for that
> it's obviously not Inari
Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

>>12985288
No it's fine.

But there are other options if you don't feel comfortable with her.

>>12985284
I don't get it, this artists bodies are okay, yet his faces look fucked in the proportions department.

>>12985309
I'm beginning to think inari just has a samefag following him around

>>12985306
Please stop distracting me, I would be doing fine if you didn't keep responding to me.
This is some clever new way of bullying, isn't it? So you can keep me from finishing Junko's house and then you won't have to write Wurm Alone.

>>12985070
You really think that war vet from that story is "stuck up"?
Honestly I think it's perfectly fair that he act's like he does. He is discriminated agains't, treated like trash and generally hated.

He also mentioned that he HAD a human wife. I think it's safe to say that his wife likely either got killed or monsterized. Besides that, he was on the other side of the portal, so he probably saw a living hell in those wars.

You don't forget such things, no matter how many times someone tells you to get over it.

>>12985307
>maledomfags
false, I like femdom
Inari is just a terrible writer, that's all.
>memehate
if you're using the word memehate, it's valid.

>>12985313
Well as long as it doesn't burn I'm cool with a harem of every H-Doom girl there is

>>12985307
That's a big strawman you got there...

>>12985302
Dragon bully is old anon.
She grew up and married that one fuckhead friend of yours.

They live in a dirty trailer and she constantly beats up on him, they have like 3-4 screaming little kids running around who aren't supervised.
It's not good.