/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13030041
Wow you are going maximum cheese today aren't you?
I don't hate it.

Better share your cookies with her if you know what's best for you.

First for Humanity

Well things escalated quickly.
We just made the last thread yesterday, too

>>13029992
>>13029997
>>13030012
>Anon falls in love with /fit/ tsundere rattlesnake onee-san girl
>Anon himself is a wimp, perfect to be bullied by /fit/
>Finds himself hopelessly in love with the Rattlesnake
>Rattlesnake jokingly tells him if he can complete her tribes marriage ritual, she'll marry him
>Said marriage ritual is almost completely obsolete and no one really does it anymore, and for a wimp like Anon, it should be impossible, but it should get him out of her hair
>Anon agrees and runs off into the sunset to accomplish said tasks
>Task One: Retrieve the red hide of the Great Bison of the Plains

>>13030087
Can we not talk about ice and snow and other cold stuff? I have to keep my window open because the birds are taunting the cats and it's freezing inside because of it.

STILL THE BEST

>>13030096
It doesn't hep that /jp/ is under attack by sonic and anteaters for some reason.

>>13030097
>Anon goes on his quest to track down the giant Red Bison Girl.

>>13030102
Mighty cute anteaters though.

>>13030095
>not posting the caption version

It still cracks me up

>>13030095

>Oh boy, I love humanity! Can I fight for humanity too? Look, I already have my own armor and everything. I hate those heretics and rapists and blasphemers!

>>13030106
>Anteater girl using her super long tongue to stimulate your dick

>>13030095
This is such a good FYH image.

Why don't we have a FYRT image?

>>13030102
Anteaters you say?

NEVER 4GET

>>13030095
Humanity? More like jewmanity.
Remove human.

>>13030109
>Spider Knight

10/10 would squire for.

Post more Monster Girl Knights.

>>13030113
WHY
WHAT IS THIS EVEN FROM

>>13030113
>Was going to say, "Anon this is a blue board!"
>Thought gif was just her eye-brows twitching all enticing-like.
>Then the dick pulled back
>And her mouth stretched
>Then snapped back

And that was when I broke out laughing.
Dear fuckin' god, what were they thinking?

>>13030106
>>13030111

>They used to massive, mammalian beasts that existed solely to reduce growing monster ant populations
>Now they're cute beast-girls with super-long tongues who like to bully the ant-girls by licking them all over

>>13030113
Did the animated version have the same retardedly long name as the source material?
I might have to go watch it.

>>13030111
>not frogs

>>13030131

>>13030127

>I might have to go watch it.

Don't do it anon, it's not worth it

Yuka is also a monster

>>13030121
From hentai highly anticipated by MGG

>>13030127
It was pig/whore something. Buta no _____

Came out last month so really easy to find. It really is terrible, a criminal waste of fit brown monstergirl.

>>13030135
I didn't say I wanted to fap to it.

>>13030131
>You will never impregnate Tsuyu

>>13030123
>You will never come to the aid of a small Ant Girl Colony to defeat the Anteater Girl who's terrorizing them.
>You will never drive her off and become the champion of the Ant Queen of that colony, and later her lover.
>Or you will never lose and have her bully your dick with her abnormally long tongue.

>>13030127
>I might have to go watch it.
Hey. Look. Listen, buddy.
Don't.

>>13030134

>>13030097
>Well, where they graze is only a short walk away, he has plenty of time to get their
>So much time, he might as well take a nap
>And so he does, under a skinny tree
>When he wakes up, he finds it's night, and curses how this'll fuck up his sleep schedule
>Regardless, he pushes forward until he finds the herd
>Huh, their real pure animals. No tits or nothing
>What perverse
>Oh well, time to get that hide
>With the only problem here being he's never cut a hide from an animal and has no idea how to do so
>Maybe you just... Walk up and ask one for it?
>It's better than standing around, so Anon goes up to one's face and nudges it awake
>The Bison opens its eyes as Anon moves to be right in its face, as he asks the animal if he can take his hide
>The Bison, knowing only that something is right in front of it and woke it up begins to panic, as it kicks Anon away and runs in the other direction, squealing
>This wakes up the rest of the Bison who proceed to squeal and run with the Bison
>As Anon snaps out of his daze, he sees all the Bison running away from him
>Dang it, this just isn't his day, is-
>Wait is that a cliff
>Oh dear, it's like watching Lemmings
>Anon walks over and looks down the cliff, seeing a mountain of Bison corpses with twitchy limbs
>So many here could feed an entire tribe, no, a town, for months
>Not to mention all that fur, horns, and such
>But, Anon only needs one
>With all his might, Anon struggles to pull one corpse out of the mountain and tries his best to skin the hide off
>Eh, it's not pretty, but he can do all that fancy hiding stuff to it later
>Well, what was the next one on the list?
>Task 2: Survive a night in the Shrine of Delusion

>>13030134
>And I can eject my stomach out in order to wash it.
>Suddenly remembering the scene from Pan's Labyrinth where Ophelia kills the giant frog.
>Dear God Why.

>>13030140
Buta no Gotoki Sanzoku ni Torawarete Shojo wo Ubawareru Kyonyuu Himekishi & Onna Senshi

>Starts off with titfuck from fit blonde girl

Worth it. Fapping now.

>>13030140
Buta no Gotoki, I've got it. I'm gonna have some giggles tonight.

>>13030131
Best girl.

Just watched the first 18 minutes of Bloodborne. You think it will have waifus in it?

>>13030138
She's certainly a cow.


This isn't the thread for her, though.

>>13030159
I'll put my money down on some cute Huntresses, and thus the werewolf association, and maybe one or two other kinds of Monster Girls fought through the course of the game.

>>13030166
>that narrator
>You've found yourself a Hunter
Please.

>>13030159
Hopefully Vampires and Werewolves due to the setting.

>>13030087
Get in

>>13030172
The Werewolves I've seen are all hideous.

>>13030131
>>13030134
>>13030148
>>13030158

The froggiest of butts.

>>13030134
where is that from

>>13030178
Yes, but you can imagine them as being cute in a Monster Girl AU, no?

>>13030182
Boku no Hero Academia.

Oh geez, I'm late.
Mice are olev.

>>13030159
Dunno, but I already found one in P5 trailer

>>13030093

>>13030182
Boku no Hero Academia.

>>13030182

Boku no Hiro Academia. Ongoing shonen manga.

Set in a world where almost everyone is born with superpowers. Tsuyu happens to have frog powers.

>>13030150
>Well, it's still night now, so if you hurried over to the shrine now, it'd still count as a full night right?
>Eh, not like they'll know
>And so Anon began his trek to the shrine
>A nice-sized tomb etched into the wall of the mountain, intended for honoring the Earth and its many inhabitants
>It looks bigger on TV
>Anon entered it, wondering what horrors awaited him
>Though it appeared to just be a long hallway, decorated with skulls and paintings
>Well this was certainly gonna suck, but at least Anon brought his Walkman
>As he put on the headphones and blared his Micheal Jackson music, he began to walk down the hallway, closing his eyes and humming along to the music
>When the ancestor spirits began to crawl out of the walls, speaking incomprehensible language that would drive any man insane, they found themselves quickly offended by the fact their intruder was ignoring them and occasionally singing verses in a really high pitch
>The spirits soon gave up after feeling inadequate
>Anon checks his watch and finds that it's 8:30 AM
>Huh, that was easier than he thought
>Only one task left and he could finally get his Snake Cloaca
>Task 3: Carve a pair of rings from the bone of the Mountain Eagle

>>13030186
>Persona 5
>The Phantom Pain
>The Witcher 3 Collectors Edition
>Bloodborne
>Final Fantasy XV
>Uncharted 4 maybe?
Goddammit 2015

>>13030185
mornin' nyanon

>Not redrawing this but with monstergirls

>>13030207
Fuck.
.less would never do this.

>>13030186
Unf, dem legs man.

Between her and the Velvet Twins, really lookin' forward to this game already.

>>13030207
It would fit so much with MGK.

>>13030186
Why does this song change fit the trailer so well? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yD0ac0YcILg

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>>13030197
>Now that one sounds pretty difficult, but if he got this far, he knew he couldn't just give up
>He looked to the skies as he walked forward, he had to procure a plan to knock a bird out of the sky, than kill it and cut into it's body-
>As Anon thought of his gruesome plan, he heard a crunching noise at his feet
>Looking down, he saw the half-decomposed corpse of a small eagle
>It was a pathetic sight, but it was still an eagle, so it counted right?
>After using hand sanitizer, Anon picked a few of the bones out, making note to say "ewww" as he did so
>Well, he had his bones now, but how was he going to make it into a ring?
>After careful thought, Anon took a pencil out and poked a hole into the bone
>It was crude and improperly done, but if you messed with it some, you could kinda fit it on your pinkie finger
>Good enough for him, looks like he completed his task, all that was left was to marry his Rattlesnake

>>13030159
>Bloodborne
From Software presents: more of the same, PS4 exclusive edition.

>>13030225
>Nothing but friendship!
T-That's too obscene!

>>13030235
Such an astute observation, such a sharp lashing of the tongue, such unprecedented wit.

>>13030225
>mama zipangu
So... Is she an Oni, or... an Ushi-Oni?


>Latin catholic mass
Is there a joke I've missed here?

>>13030241
Hide yo shotas.

>>13030241

I intended an Oni, but she could be interpreted as something else.

>Is there a joke I've missed here?

A bunch of rapist demons and monsters probably wouldn't enjoy it. Unless they were weirdos.

>>13030209
>implying

Why are Liches so good?

>>13030198
>mfw I don't have ps4
;_;

>>13030252
Then do it, motherfucker, do it.
Please?

>>13030240
It was meant to be none of that.
I enjoyed their games, but the exclusivity and how they seem to have settled comfortably into making DS iterations is somewhat disappointing.

>>13030249
>"Yeeees, drink that blood of Christ, you filthy slut!"

>>13030255
Because they have given up their humanity for limitless power.


This includes being 3DPD.

>>13030262

>A Succubus watching the Catholic mass
>Not even having any sexual thoughts at all
>Entertains the idea of becoming a nun

It's the most deviant thing imaginable for a Succubus.

>>13030256
Neither do I, and I'm not buying one this year, either. At least I can run Witcher 3 on my PC.
>>13030260
Bloodborne does do stuff differently though. The combat is all about offense now.

>>13030255
>Filename
Son of a bitch, cannot unsee.

Anyway...
>Kuudere with a deliberate on/off switch for emotions
>SCIENCE!
>LEWD SCIENCE!
>qt3.14 undead
>Probably loves cuddling up to you for warmth, regardless of kuu-level status.
>Will do pretty much anything for/with you in the name of lewd science.
>Immortal
>Nigh unlimited potential for power growth over time.
>Will love you for eternity and beyond.

There are lots of reasons.

>>13030226
>Anon walked into the tent, where several incenses burned, causing him to cough
>In the middle, laying haughtily on several hides was his future bride, and next to her was the aging Chieftain Rattlesnake
>Proudly, Anon decreed that he had completed the marriage ritual and was ready for her daughter's hand in marriage
>The Rattlesnake daughter stuttered as she said Anon needed the rings though
>With which he handed the Chieftain his pair of crudely made rings, which unfortunately for the daughter, counted
>Confounded, she demanded to know where the hide from the red bison was, since surely he couldn't have killed one
>With which Anon handed the Chieftain a rolled up hide, messy and crude as with the rings, but still counting
>Stuttering, the daughter said that he needed to prove he went to stay a night at the Shrine, something she knew he surely couldn't prove
>With which Anon handed the Chieftain a T-Shirt he had picked up at the Shrine's gift shop reading "I lasted a night in the Shrine of Delusion and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt"
>The daughter gasped, speechless that this tiny wimpy human boy managed to complete a marriage ritual none of the tougher capable human boys of her tribe could
>After examining the three artifacts, the Chieftain concluded that he had indeed proven himself worthy of marrying her daughter
>And so Anon went on to marry the Eldest Daughter Rattlesnake, and gushed over her, asking if he could call her "Onee-san" and if she could pin him down and bully him, and if they could have 10, no 20 daughterus together
>And they all lived happily ever after

>>13030269
But will she go into detail how much she loves you, how important you are to her and how she'll come up wit method so that the two of you can be together forever, and how Metroid Prime 1 was the best prime game with 3 not too far behind it.

>>13030285
Of course.

>>13030291
I mean 3 was very good, but it still couldn't beat 1. 2 was a pain for the most part, Sanctuary Fortress was at least refreshing after the hell that is "Torvus Bog"

>>13030297
>Torvus Bog
To be fair, Torvus Bog has nice music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuPJm2XQT0A

>>13030320
That it did.
Not as good as Sanctuary Fortress, or the theme fore the ice area from 1

>>13030269
Plus she can probably science you up a Stand.
>She demands to take care of everything
>Accepts no input, she's adamant that she'll craft one that's perfect for you
>It ends up being an automatic stand that just jerks your dick until it's hard

G-gao!

>Post-sex time with Hellhound GF
>Or maybe 'girlfriend' is the wrong word. More like 'mate'.
>Entire room is like a sauna, still seething with sexual heat and lustful energy. Both you and her are covered in slick, warm sweat. She rode you like a mule.
>She's now cuddled up calmly and closely, lounging in the pleasant afterglow. You can tell she's content by the wagging of her tail. You've been with her enough to know that her happiness is roughly equivalent to how often her tail thumps against the bed. Right now it's steady as she goes.
>thump...thump...thump...thump...
>"Hey." She whispers. "You like me, don't ya?"
>"Mmhmm."
>"Why do ya like me?"
>You dwell on that for a moment. It wasn't exactly a choice to get involved with her. She pretty much sought you out and declared that you were hers.
>You DO like her though. Maybe for her forcefulness? For the wild sex? For the way she laughs at the dumbest things? All those seem like pretty shallow reasons to like someone.
>"Well, I guess...I never feel afraid of anything when I'm with you. You make me feel safe and protected. I never worry when I'm with you because I know you'll protect me and I know how strong you are."
>She suddenly goes very quiet.
>THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

>>13030326
And yet none of these songs made it into Smash. No fun for anyone.

Also, how much would you want to see a Living Doll girl dress up as a Power Suit?

>>13030332
Adorable. Would pat head.

>>13030337
Fuck them.

As for the doll idea, I'd certainly be curious about the thought.

>>13030334
Thanks for the heartboner before I go to bed anon

>>13030334
>Entire room is like a sauna, still seething with sexual heat and lustfull energy. Both you and her are covered in slick, warm sweat.
There's muh boner.
>THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP
And there's muh heartboner.

This was lovely, thank you.

>>13030186
I can't wait to see HD models of the Lilim.

>>13030334

I want to make a Hellhound react that way.

I want to rub her tummy.

>>13030271
>How Anon got lucky and scored a hot dark-skinned lamia wife
Still enjoyed it.

>Be tomb raider
>Going through tombs and shit
>One day open up a sarcophagus and out pops out some girl with dark skin, bandages, and a pet snake
>Ignore her at first while looting the treasah in her fancy stone coffin
>Dragging out giant bag of gold when girl suddenly runs in front of me spouting gibberish
>Something about being her lover in the past, I wasn't paying attention
>I push her down and load the crap in my vehicle before driving off
>Though as I'm driving the girl suddenly appears before me and begins fondling me while whispering weird, lewd words in her accent
>Dammit, I just want to make bank...

>>13030041
>...
>She just stares at you for a moment
>"Hic"
>Oh shit
>You give her a hug, pre-empting the tears even
>"Hey, what is it? Did I say something wrong?"
>"N-no..." She sniffles, tears already falling freely, "I-It's nothing like that I just... just always dreamed of you saying something l-like that..."
>You hold her close to you, and pat down her crimson hair as her bright green eyes swim in moisture
>"H-hey..."
>"Yeah?"
>She rears up on her hind legs, and pulls you into her enormous bosom, arms wrapping around your head, her pedipalps folding around your hips, and her two front legs wrapping around your own
>"I-Is this real? Really? Really real?"
>"Mbrlfgrlfm."
>"Oh, s-sorry."
>You catch your breath, "Yeah, it's real. Maybe you need some... convincing. Think it's about time we headed home?"
>She looks at the photos in her hand, and pats her soft belly full of food
>"Yeah... today was... good."
>It's as the two of you return home, hand in hand that you see a nearby group of delinquents run down a nearby alleyway
>It brings to mind the consequences of your actions.
>Your mood sobers a little, until you look at your lover's serene, calm smile, and decide to yourself that come hell or high waters
>It's all worth it.
>That's not so say that you're not feeling any responsibility though
>You're nearly home when you come across a group of thugs ganging up on a girl in a poorly lit streetlight
>The two of you stop
>... It's the thugs from before
>The girl is putting up some fight, but her wooden sword is broken and she's holding her shoulder as though it's dislocated
>An amizon lands a kick to the girl's ribs and you see her form double over as ribs fracture
>Under the streetlight you catch the glinting light of a greyish-white halo wrapped around her bicep
>...Fuck
>You turn apologetic eyes to your Onee-chan, but gone is the girl on her first date with her husband-to-be, and in her place is the more familiar dependable, predatorial Onee-san

It's been since forever that Charon was last mentioned. I'll have to figure out a way to incorporate her into something.

There is not a Wurm alive that can resist the aroma of Piestrong or Dragon's Chicago style deep dish pizza.

>>13030412
>"Fufu, I understand. It's okay. Lets teach them what happens when you fuck with the fly in a spider's web. Show me the man mother and I raised."
>You grin
>The venom before had already made you feel rowdy and you were nearing your limit
>It's time to let off some steam
>You sprint for the group harassing the angel, and razorwire zips past your ear, and flies up into the branches of one of the park trees ahead of you.
>The line goes taut as you leap into the air, the spider behind you exerting her strength to garrotte and decapitate a section of thick tree branch
>The branch separates form the tree, and a long section of wooden club falls into your open hands as if by magic
>Completing the fall, you bring the club down on the unsuspecting amazon's head, putting her out of commission
>A blow not fatal, but extremely painful
>Not to worry.
>She's a big girl
>You sound your battle cry, sneak attack completed, the next move it to stun and surprise
>"FOR YOU!"
>There's still six girls, an Oni, a hellhound, two succubi, a cheshire and a Ghoul
>Your spider appears from behind your shoulder, and slings web at the assailants
>You duck a fist and ram the end of your club into the sternum of one of the succubi
>The other has already been strung up with the hound, not strong enough to break the web, unwilling to burn it for fear of scorching her friend
>Three down
>The Oni sends a giant red fist towards your face which you barely manage to dodge in time
>Fortunately it puts you on the outside of her arm, and you swing the club down at the joint of her elbow, hearing a sickening and yet oh so satisfying snap
>The fight taken out of her, along with her arm, the oni drops to her knees and cradles her impotent limb, howling her anguishto the sky
>Something jumps on your back
>More accurately, something appears on your back, it latches claws in and bites at the back of your neck
>You grab it by the scruff of the neck and flip the blurring mass of purple and black

>>13030443
What if you put Piestrong/Dragon's Chigago pizza on one plate, ice cream on another and spaghetti on a third, and make her choose?

>>13030440
She is pretty cute.

>>13030460
>that skull
She's gonna get boned, isn't she?

>>13030454
A. Her head would explode
B. She'd eat one of them after panicking
C. She'd eat everything

>>13030448
>Baneposting
I-What?

>>13030460
That she is.

>>13030462
D. She wouldn't be able to choose and would end up crying as the time runs out.

>>13030399
>rejecting a Pharaoh
What an idiot.

>>13030461
S'Just the River Styx.

>>13030468
>Comic
This is new to me.
>Charon now takes debt
Truly an advancing afterlife.

>>13030471
>Piestrong and Dragon feel sorry for her afterwards and give her free pizza
>Wurm smiles evilly while turned around

>>13030474
I don't trust that skull, anon.

>>13030484
This ought to be colored.

>>13030484
Why wouldn't you?
Just look at that handsome gentleman.

He's kinda lacking in the 'attractive to MG's' part, though. Poor man.

>>13030484
>That fine-ass Wight
.less should draw Wights more often.

Like, A LOT more often.

>>13030504
He can bone that Wight in ways most other men can't even dream of. She knows that.

>>13030448
>It disappears before it can hit the group and reappears a short distance away
>The cheshire is puffing, but hot as hard as you. She's not bleeding from the back and neck, either.
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see the ghoul leap for your sister with her razor sharp claws, fangs glinting in the night
>The spider dances back, and grabs the girl by the wrist
>In a move born through pure savage instinct, she pulls the girl's wrist to the side with her explosive strength, flattening the ghoul's back against the spider's chest
>With her neck perfectly exposed, your sister bares her fangs, and plunges them deep into the defenceless flesh of the ghoul's neck
>Pumping ungodly amounts of envenomated aphrodisiac into the girl's blood, she drops her prey to the ground
>The undead sits in the dirt, eyes rolled back, tongue drooling as it takes its immediate effect. The girl plunges her fingers into her twat and begins to masturbate furiously, oblivious and insensate
>The cat, seeing herself outnumbered, bails, fading into the night
>The spider instantly forgets the girl schlicking in the dirt, and comes to your side, fingers already a gauze of shiny web
>You drop the club to the ground and slap her hands away as she tends to your wounds, "Are you alright?"
>"Yeah, but do that later. We need to get out of here NOW"
>You case a worried glance to the oni cradling her broken limb, slowly working herself up into a berserker rage
>You pick the unconscious angel up in your arms, and leg it back to your house, your sister not too far behind. Thankfully, it wasn't that far, just a few blocks over. The two of you rush to the house and slam the door shut behind you
>You nearly trip over the doorstep
>Safe, the web is on her fingers instantly, "Now, come here."
>You smile up at her, "Sure." and take your shirt off
> She begins to spin bandages around your wounded back, and neck
>"I'll disinfect this later. The web can stand to be soaked so I'll splash on some alcohol."

>>13030514
Well, that was a pretty good joke. Good for the funny bone.
*rattlerattlerattle*

>>13030525
Stop pulling boners, you heel.

>>13030497
now working on it
it will take a wile as im new though

>>13030517
>Ghoul pumped full of spider-venom, left to shlick in the dirt.
Lewd as fuck.
Give the poor girl something to suck on! Someone!

>>13030533
Use purple for his coat and/or her stockings please.

>>13030484
I'd go Alp for that Skleton, he is clearly a man who knows how to please his bitches

>>13030531
I'm just trying to prove i'm hip.

Would undead girls' incubus companions be skeletons/liches or is that too monsterboy for mgt?

>>13030534
She has perfectly good thumbs on both hands, let her suck on the thumb of the hand she isn't schlicking with.

>>13030549
>Not suggesting she switch hands, finger-fucking her mouth with the one soaked in her pussy juices.
I mean, c'mon anon, that one's just obvious.

>>13030548
How are Skeletons Monster Boys? I mean, how do you tell the difference?

>>13030548
I think Lich is still okay.

>>13030554
But I think it'd be cuter my way.

>>13030557
Well, there's pelvic structure and all, but what I was really thinking was that perhaps it would be too much of a deviation from 'human man+monster girl' that everyone likes. On the other hand, I suppose if it's voluntary so you can live forever with your waifu I doubt anyone would really object to turning themselves into a male Lich or just a skeleton.

>>13030548
Probably look mostly normal, but rather pale, gaunt, kinda skeletal, not much in the way of muscle. In other words, not very attractive to anyone except an undead.

>>13030560
I suppose she could revert to thumb-sucking cutely, curled up in a ball in the afterglow of her venom-fueld masturbation.

Question!

Is it okay to write the discussions in Philosowurm like in a script? Because that'd make things clearer for everybody.

>>13030563
>just a skeleton

I'm sure it would be one of the few grounds for divorce in monster land. "He willingly CUT OFF HIS OWN DICK YOUR HONOR!"

*gasps and sounds of outrage from everyone in the room*

>>13030577
No. Scripts are both painful to read and lazy as fuck.

Quit trying to step backward Alp.

>>13030577
What, like...

Philosowurm: Blah blah blah
Broken Sports Dude: Blahblah blah blah
Fat King: Blah blah!
Stoner: ...blah.

That kinda format? Not really sure how a script is written so...

>>13030581
"It's not like we can't still bone."

RATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLERATTLE

>>13030583
But it's going to be incredibly annoying to add "x said" for the umpteenth time.
>>13030584
Like that, yeah.
>Stoner
Wait, what?

>>13029722
Is there any first part to this?

>>13030588
To be frank, it does get annoying typing that out 400 times.

>>13030588
You only need to add it every few times, as long as it's obvious who is talking.

>>13030588
>But it's going to be incredibly annoying to add "x said" for the umpteenth time.

That's every story bub. Diversify your vocabulary and structure. Nobody likes to read a script. Ever just straight up read Richard the III vs watching it? It's a goddamn slog.

>>13030588
Ah.
Yeah that kinda format is shit, just stick to prose. I know "X Said" can get pretty monotonous, which is why learning to mix things up descriptors for who's talking is like, one of the first things I taught myself as a writer. Get creative with the emoting and such.

>Wait, what?
I dunno, it was the first thing that sprang to mind with the description of Playdough. Kinda.

>>13030577
Don't do it. Scripts have no place in prose.

>>13030602
>diversify
There is only so much that can be done before you go into goofy territory and start using phrases like "articulated" or some shit.
>>13030605
Fine. It's better that I'm annoyed than if you guys are.

>>13030534
She probably got to suck fist. That oni was 2mad4me

>>13030592
http://pastebin.com/4CZzjEms Yeah, sorry for not linking it.

>>13030517
>"Right. Fix her up too, if you could"
>"Ohoho, back so soon, you too?" The old spider pops her head around, her eyes going wide when she takes not of your state, and the random girl still in your arms
>"Oh, mum, perfect timing. Fix her up please." You pass the unconscious girl to your mother.
>"I w-wha?"
>"No time to explain!" You grab your sister by the hand and lead her up the stairs to your room
>There's a brief moment of confusion, but it doesn't last long
>You carefully take off your clothes as fast as you can, taking extra care with the fabrics your wife-to-be wove for you
>You toss them into the air where they get stuck in web, like improvised hangers
>When you turn around, your sister is already nude, with shreds of cloth pooled around her legs
>"...What? I can just make more for myself."
>"... right." You fish around your pants for your wallet, and take out the home-made condom, feeling yourself already growing rigid in anticipation
>The spider takes it from your hand, and tears the packet with her teeth, using the free hand to push you down onto the web
>She lowers her body as you bounce on the suspended web and the condom disappears inside her mouth. Before you get to question anything, her hands wrap around your cock, already dribbling pre, and begin to pump up and down
>She brings her lips to the head of your cock and you feel a thin, light film cover your cock the further down she takes it
>You understood condoms to suck
>Uh, pardon the pun
>Dull the sensations. Useless
>If anything, as she deepthroats your cock and rolls the rest of the condom down your shaft with her mouth, the way the web clings to your dick makes it feel nearly twice as good
>"Puwah~" She slides your cock out of her mouth, and she pushes you further into the web, her legs climbing up to get a good purchase.

>>13030608
>condom
Dropped.

>>13030608
>>13030611
>Web Condom
This could go in a very particular direction.

If it goes in that direction, I will be simply ecstatic. Because it's like, the best thing ever.

>>13030622
OD?

>>13030271
She looks very tsun. I'd love to kiss her and hold her hands, and then watch her blush as she begins to involuntarily rattle in excitement.

>>13030624
What?

I've no idea what that means.

>>13030607

Articulate is perfectly valid in the right context. But you need to quit looking for synonyms to said.

"Scripts are terrible to read." Anon states out loud what the rest of the thread is grumbling.
"And a step backward from your current writing." Anon2 adds.
Anon3 nods. "Scripts have no place in prose."
"He just needs to learn to articulate his thoughts properly. I know he can do it." The fourth Anon offers, remembering dragon waifu.

>>13030630
Orgasm denial.

>>13030631
Please stop wasting your time on me, we already stopped this here>>13030607

>>13030632
Oh, no.

Him cumming in the condom, his semen having a chemical reaction with the webbing, blending with it into a lewd kind of 'candy' that spider onee-san then scrapes off his dick and consumes.

God that doujin was 12 kinds of fantastic...

>>13030636
>that doujin
Which?

>Daddy?

>>13030639
This one.
http://exhentai.org/g/230890/aa748624c2/

I just realized, Sandworm MG is good for transportation in the Zone.
Stalker and Sandworm greentext when?

>>13030646
>KYAAA~! GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!

>>13030642
What a nice combination of horafying and cute.

>>13030622
I already have something good planned

>>13030608
>"H-how did you take my cock so easily?"
>She blushes, "Uh...I...uh....may have a dildo that's the exact replica of your dick..."
>"... When and how?"
>She shrugs, "Remember those really intense wet dreams a few months back."
>It's your turn to blush. How did she know about those? Oh, god if she knew it was about her, you'd never live it down...
>"Yeah, um... less wet dream and more "dick measurement" a-any way, less talk, more consummation"
>She puts her hands down on your shoulders and holds you in place as she tries to insert your throbbing hardness, hands free.
>It catches on the top of her pussy, and bends as she tries to force you in
>The pressure becomes too much, and your cock springs free, the head flicking against her clit, shocking her with sensations so potent her arms nearly collapse under her
>She realigns herself, and this time traps your cock against your stomach, pushing back and forth with her eight legs, rubbing her moist lips up and down the length of your shaft, lubricating it in her copious pussy juices
>"H-Hey... Wanna make this first time something crazy?"
>"Wuh-What do you mean?" She bites her lip as the sensations overtake her, flooding her mind with carnal bliss.
>You bare your neck to her, "Bite."
>She stops moving. "I...Are you sure?"
>You nod.
>She starts moving again, ever so slightly as she bends down to kiss at your neck
>"I love you." Her fangs slide into you
>"I love you too." Molten sex courses through your veins, and you clutch at her back, as your body goes rigid with shock
>And then it goes warm
>And hard
>"D-do you have any venom left?"
>"I-I'm not sure we sh-"
>You bring her forearm up to her mouth, and grin in your lust haze
>"Bite."
>Her eyes go wide, and then soften to sultry as she opens her mouth and sinks her teeth deep into her own arm.
>You feel her tense up as her body goes though a similar reaction to your own
>Her hips begin to move

>>13030647
>Nyet, is warm in here.
>Also good place to store vodka.

>>13030640
other house kid

Onii-chan I'm cold, could you warm me up by making an excursion up into the mountains, discreetly tailing a yeti until it finds another man to cuddle with, sneaking up on it and snatching its scarf while its distracted, covering your face with the scarf so it can't identify you, wandering around into small villages in hopes of coming across a yukiwarashi, and upon sight of one kidnapping it then rushing back home before the local authorities catch you so yuki-onna imouto can have a friend to play in the snow with?

>>13030657
As a matter of fact, I could.

>>13030640
No, go away

>>13030640
would cuddle

>>13030657
You know, I just got an idea. How about I warm you up by fucking you? I know that sounds weird, but it actually works.

>>13030652
>Spoiler
Well, I'll trust in that then. Dat doujin though.

>All this lewd
>Venom for ultra-lewd
Wonderful.

>>13030651
A later re-release added an epilogue that made it even cuter.

>>13030666
>incest
Haram.

>>13030666
But she needs friends.

>>13030652
>Faster and faster, she picks up the pace, sawing her cunt along the length of your cock, until she's practically panting in her heat
>"I-I need..." She slides down to the base
>"N-need you." She slides up to the tip, the head of your cock threatening penetration
>"In." She picks her hips up, and slams down, piercing her hymen and taking you to the hilt in one motion.
>"THAT CONDOM WAS INSIDE MY BODY FIRST"
>"..." You think you hear your mother yell something, but the sensations of your sister's walls wrapping and coiling about your cock take precedence. Your Onee-chan blushes a deep, bloody crimson.
>"D-did hear so-"
>"NO I-uh... didn't hear anything."
>"Oh... okay then."
>"H-how does it feel."
>"G-good. Way better than your panties."
.>"W-what?!"
>"Unf... kidding. Are you moving yet? It feels like you're c-convulsing around me."
>You grit your teeth and close your eyes, mind plunged as deep as your cock is in the intoxicating mix of venom and cunt
>"Not... yet."
>Her eight legs surge forwards and she pushed you so that your back is propped up against the wall.
>You gasp with the impact, and as you open your mouth, she wraps her lips around yours, her tongue wrapping and coiling around your own tongue in tandem with the walls of her pussy
>Her abdomen sways back and forth as she thrusts you into her and soon you find yourself matching her pace, all the venom in your body taking control, making you rut into her almost mindlessly, hips moving of their own accord
>You bring a hand up and begin to maul at her hand-filling breasts
>She moans into your mouth as you twist and roll her nipples, your free hand wrapping around her back, guiding her forward onto you
>She breaks the kiss,
>Rather, continues her kiss down your neck, trailing love bites, fang empty, long since milked of their cargo, deposited deep into your bloodstreams
>"Love... Love you,
>I love you,
>I love you."

>>13030685
...I'm questioning why their mom would shout that.

>>13030657
Nyet, let us sit by campfire while I play guitar instead. Gasmask should be back soon with food.

>>13030688
She wove the condom from her own silk, as a gift before their date. Spiders make silk internally. The condom was technically in her first

>>13030685
>She repeats this mantra as though it were her sole lifeline, the only thing separating her from her current lust-fuelled sanity, and oblivion
>You mimic her, trailing kisses up and down her neck in turn.
>You trace the kisses further up, licking and kissing the fine, delicate lines of her jaw, before taking her pointed ear into your mouth, nibbling at it, and licking
>She shudders in your arms, and her walls tighten about your cock, milking it exquisitely
>"Oho, are your ears that much of a weak spot."
>"D-don't tease it."
>She wrenches backward, pedipalps wrapping around your hips, keeping you lodged inside her
>Laying flat again, she trails her kisses all over your chest, sucking light bruises up to the surface, panting heavy as the venom wreaks its havoc through her system
>"L-Little brother I'm...cum with me. Mark me as yours"
>"Nnh, and I held on for so long, too. Alright. I'll cum with you. Now!" You buck up violently one last time, making her bounce atop you
>Your cock throbs, growing thicker as it prepares to dump your seed inside of her.
>In thick, ropey strands you paint her womb a hot white, claiming her deepest places.
>She cries and quivers around you as she cums, the walls of her cunt milking you of every last drop and then some.
>Wait.
>Her womb?
>The door to your room creaks open and the older spider pops her head in, the two of you fucked too insensate to care about modesty
>"Fufufu," her hand cups her mouth, "I made it especially to break on climax. How was my "gift?"

>>13030701
I think I'll stop here for now. Hope you dudes enjoyed it.

>>13030700

Get out of here Stalker.

>>13030701
Yes, I know the explanation behind the condom.

I'm asking WHY she decided to shout that out as they were making use of it though.

>>13030708
>Not wanting to embarrass your kids as they fuck

>>13030702
>>13030701
>Condom designed to increase sensation, and offer no actual resistance or contraception.
Damn them spiders are crafty, and lewd.
I like it! I like it a lot.

Candy-Webjob is still a best though, but this was fantastic too.

>You will never be Dickbag Mc'Dark Knight and kidnap shotas to sell to monstergirls for profit
Damn

>>13030706
Fine.
I have to go to class anyway. Dasvidaniya

>>13030728
You'd end up marrying a Tanuki anyway.

>>13030728
>knight
Best kidnappers are rangers, anon.

>>13030728
>not dropping them off at giant insect monster lairs to become eggdumps
Pleb-tier villainy.

>>13030741
You have to make a living somehow. Might as well be a dick while you're doing it.

>>13030734
Nah, just ride into town on a horse, pluck them from the people, put them in a bag, sell it on the market.
They are essentially grapes.

>>13030747
I bet the Beelzebubs would pay better than normal girls that someone might actually like.

>>13030755
Then they get them. This is for money. More money less problems.

>>13030741

I've seen Starship. I know how this ends.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVkHiv-dEek

New Philosowurm, starting at line 98. Hope it isn't too boring, she mostly hangs back and lets the humans do the talking at this point.

http://pastebin.com/68AtQzeB

So yesterday I masturbated to a pony...

>>13030642
That one doesn't even have the ending.

>>13030775
and today you'll have the ridicule of your peers for that fact

>>13030775
Like, the bondage-gear kind of pony girl, a MLP character, or a real animal?

>>13030783
MLP character

>>13030786
Get out.

>>13030786
We don't want you here anymore.

>>13030786
I know I shouldn't, but... which one?

>>13030792
>>13030794

B-but I like horse pussy ;_;

>>13030797
There is a whole board for your kind, you know.

>>13030797
You've gone too far.
Leave and never come back.

>>13030794
Funny, same could be said about every single one of you.

oh irony.

>>13030795
http://imgur.com/vpv9zGN

I don´t even know his/her name

>>13030399
Anon is going to get daughterus and become a family man whetever he likes it or not.

>>13030802
Why are you excluding yourself?

>>13030805
FYI, that one's a dyke. Now begone.

>>13030809
>FYI, that one's a dyke.

And how do you know this? Brony

>>13030807
Pharaohs are as barren as the deserts they sleep in.

>>13030811
I see no reason to talk about this here.

>>13030812
Sure they are, grapesnake.
Are you sad because the only people who love you are absolutely insane?

>>13030814
Anons I got the horse fucker!!!

>>13030816
But I'm not the one who faps to them.

>>13030715
Hey, thanks man. Glad you enjoyed it.

>>13030815
Perfectly normal people like Grapesnake too.

Y'all need to stop bitching 'bout ponies and talk about Wurms instead.

>>13030818
Oh you actually though I was being serious?
No you dummy...
You are the only brony here

>>13030815
I love her and I'm not insane.

>>13030828
>I love her
Okay, okay,
>And i'm not insane
Well, you just proved yourself wrong there.

>>13030822
Sure they do. Now, just take these pills...

>>13030766
Yeah, I fucked it up, didn't I?

>>13030823
It's an undisputed fact they are the best organic weaponry.

>>13030815
Why are we insane?

>>13030870
Love makes you crazy.

>>13030870
Because you love someone whose goal is to tear down reality because jealousy.

>>13030870
Don't listen to him.
He thinks Pharaoh is superior to all and that Apophis is shit.

>>13030874

Sounds like a good goal to me.

>>13030871
Then everyone is crazy here.

>>13030883
Welcome to the Madhouse.
...
CHANGE PLACES!

>>13030797
Now you're just starting shit to give Centaurs a worse name

>>13030882
Enjoy your eternity of screaming agonies because you couldn't keep your dick in your pants.

>>13030889

You know the thing that's a real shame? That nobody loves Apophis as a beautiful evil woman. They always turn her into some nice girl going against a tyrant. It's sickening.

>>13030893
Oktoberfest? In February?

>>13030893
I would tenderly seduce her.

>>13030893
That's not by the Centaur's Worries mangaka, is it?

>>13030894
It's because /mgt/ can't stomach the idea of a girl actually being evil. See: Kumiho, who are now most frequently referenced as 'I WANT AUNTIE YUUNA TO (X)' or Hellhounds, with the whole 'sub hellhound' thing, or Ushi-Oni, with.... well, threadcanon.


They want to see the grapesnake as a tragic, misunderstood heroine because they can't stand that someone actually falls along the good/bad lines set by the author. I think an Apophis story where she's an anarchist against a fairly stable regime run by a pharaoh would be a great read.

I'm on your speed dial, right next to your local shota dealer.
Better call Sally!

>Apophis
>Evil
>Not love incarnate

>>13030901
If you read the profile, she's really more like the old bad vizir/friend stereotype.

"I hate mornings so much."

"Oh my Pharaoh. Why not stay here and make love to your charming husband?"

"But the army has an inspection today."

"I can take care of that."

"You would? You're the best Pophy.

>Puppeteering intensifies

>>13030901
>It's because /mgt/ can't stomach the idea of a girl actually being evil.
I'd like to see more monster girls like this, where she's teasing and seductive, but incredibly brutal. Cheekrubs and hand-holding is a plus.
http://exhentai.org/g/522825/0a5537d14e/

>>13030918
Why not both?

>>13030918

>Implying evil people can't love

>>13030917
What does she do?

>>13030900
Yeah, his stuff can be interesting to down right 'what the hell?'

>>13030921
>Iznogoud with monster girls
Yes, please!

>>13030766
>>13030837
It's still early, and i'm too lazy to read things right now. Patience is the key.

Alternatively a Kikimora, solves any and all problems.

>>13030926
They really can't.
Eventually they reach a point where they need to more evil so they murder the people they love to gain more DARKNESS like the Uchihas and Darth Malgus.

>>13030931
Well there is one in it!

>>13030917

Hey Sally. You're short one sticker

>>13030807
>>13030812
I actually prefer Aphopis above Pharaoh's.

But both deserve tender loving and lots of daughterus.

>>13030932
That's just bad writing.
>>13030934
LIKE A TROLL UNDER A BRIDGE!

>>13030935
Shouldn't you be going to AA meetings?
Or are you Alp? The two of you are similar.

>>13030921
See? I like that too.
I've just had enough of the actually wicked and cruel monstergirls being 'nuh uh they were sekretly gud all along'.

>>13030937
>that's just bad writing.
So is half the headcanon of these threads

>>13030939
No, this is Alp>>13030937
Besides, I don't care about Pharaoh or Apophis. I voted for Sandworm.

>>13030932
>Not doing evil shit exclusively for the people you love
>Caring about evil more than the people you love

Please.

>>13030943
That doesn't excuse it at all.

>>13030087
>>13030087
As a Canadian, I feel we should more deeply acknowledge Canadian monstergirls.

>>13030945
>voted for sandworm
Truly, you are my nigger.

Voreworm a best.

>>13030949
>vore
You 'avin' a giggle there mate?

>>13030945
>Sandworm
Good lad.

>>13030939
No i'm not alp.

>>13030945
Though i'm not this guy either.

I'm just an anon that occasionly reads stories and gives feedback. I'm also fairly sure I forgot some promise along the line somewhere.

I also happen to like Apophis and Kikimora's. Jealous Apophis maid versus Kikimora maid fighting for MC's attention when.

>>13030953
Of course.
If you wear what you are as armor then no insult can hurt you.
And what I am is a man who wants to be cuddled inside of my waifu, by my waifu.

>>13030894
>>13030901
>tfw plans and schemes.
Granted, it's easy to slip out of writing evil by going soft and uguu, but we'll see.

>>13030922
>Hartmann cbt
Trigger discipline intensifies.

>>13030957
>Apophis maid
Sounds lovely.

http://www.xvideos.com/video813354/furry_gay_sex
http://vids.theyiffgallery.com/video/ND55YYH27U65/Fox-pawing-off
http://vids.theyiffgallery.com/video/KXBKYKN61GH5/A-horny-Minotaur--Second-session-of-breeding
I found some decent videos for people like us. They were a good fap.

>>13030961
There's a new Roubatei Hartmann doujin out, I hope it gets translated.

>>13030984
The Minotaur one is great.

Foxes.
Yea or nay?

>>13030984
I think we might need some purging here.

>>13031002
>giving them attention
It's got nothing to do with the thread, so just ignore it, it will be cleaned up by a janitor soon enough.

>>13031002
Just report rule violation and ignore him. He already had to self-bump, let's keep it that way.

>>13031001
Ay.

>>13031002
What is wrong with it? Its just some stuff for people to fap too. I'm just trying to help my monsterbros out.

>>13031007
Then let the mofu begin.

>>13031008
No.

http://vids.theyiffgallery.com/video/OO476HNKNHD2/Fun-with-Fluttershy-2

>>13031006
>>13031005
Get the fuck out newfags. How new are you?

>>13031013
How old do you like your foxes?

>>13030948
>>13030948
>>13030948
Nobody wants to? Fine. I'll do it myself.


>Leaning against your pickup truck in the bitter cold
>"Anonymous!" Comes a voice from behind
>Beavergirl embraces you from behind, clad only in a toque and hoodie, warming you up with her higher body temperature
>Spend the next five hours driving precariously down icy, snowy highways, accompanied only by large double doubles and a box of timbits
>Beavergirl so nervous she covers her eyes sometimes, despite your confidence
>Finally get home, spend the evening cuddling while sipping Vitamin P and watching This Hour has 22 Minutes

>>13031013
Do you have any foxes with drills?

>>13031023
Cute.

>>13031023
>>13031013
>>13031007
>>13031001
Do you guys like these foxes?
http://vids.theyiffgallery.com/video/UXUDDDAK8WS8/Fox-masturbating-FF2

>>13031030
>Beavers
>Canadian

Beavers are everywhere man.

>>13031031
I don't think so.
In apology, have the smuggest of foxes.

>>13031023
Foxy grannies.
>>13031039
Beavers are the Canadian doves.

>>13030921
I'd laugh if at every turn the vizier tried to puppeteer the pharaoh's clueless husband bungles her plans and ends up improving the kingdom. Pophy get's the credit and seethes that her plans failed.

>>13031039
I'm pretty sure any exclusive animals we had were hunted to extinction over 100 years ago. What can you do?

>>13031040
http://vids.theyiffgallery.com/video/HA51NUSY4K3X/Fox-and-Husky-Plush
What do you think about this fox?

>>13031044
>Grannies
Interesting tastes.

>>13030984
Get out.

>>13031050
To be fair any kitsune with more than one tail will be a granny from your perspective.

Hell, even a kitsune with one tail, if we're going by mythological rules.

>>13031040
This is a fox, right?

>>13031050
It's not my fault
(MEA CULPA)
I'm not to blame!

>>13031052
>giving him attention
Report and move on. He's violating board rules, he'll be banned soon enough.

>>13031053
So much experience.

This is a pretty sexy beaver?

>>13031052
What we are furries? We have every right to post with our furry brothers.

>>13031055
I guess.... Kind of lacking in the tail department, though.

>>13031057
>he thinks I'm not using multiple proxies
what a retard

>>13031055
>that crotch
No vulva's THAT puffy.

>>13031064
True. Here's another canid with a tail and some drills.

>>13031066
Could be an exceptionally short skirt.

>>13031067
>that grin
>those teeth
Oh dear god she's a huge pervert.

>>13031067
Looks like wolfu to me.

>>13030984
Damn, hot stuff anon. Thanks.

>>13031068
Or it's not a girl.
We need to see the source, and see whether or not it's a boy or the artist can't into anatomy.

>>13031069
I bet she's imagining milking you dry with her drills right now.

>>13031070
Wolfus are fine too, right?

>>13031075
Yes.
Oh god, yes.

>>13030334

>Normally ferocious, rape-y Monstergirls who suddenly get all doki-doki and loving

Miracles of the universe.

>>13031075
Of course.
They just aren't part of the faggotfox master race.

>No Gnoll monstergirl
>Just a beastman-type monstergirl based on the spotted hyena
>Must have long, wild hair that is pale brown with dark brown spots. This is not negotiable.
>Basically more animalistic versions of the Amazon as they go by a strict, matriarchal society with a definite list of hierarchies
>They laugh. A lot.

>>13031080
Wolfus are very rough, I'd prefer a silky soft catte. A brown one.

>>13031110
Brown cat you say?

>>13031117

Not brown enough.

>>13031122
>face buried in dat ass
I still want this to be the execution method if I ever get sentenced to death.

>>13031117
Brown cat, I say.
>>13031122
2brown4me

>>13031126
Milk chocolate a best.

>>13031126

>Too brown

Listen here, son.

>>13031131
So true. 20% cocoa solids master race.

>>13031134
Not everyone is into dark chocolate, some are even sicked by it.

>>13031137
My milk chocolate nigga.

>>13031134
I like my brown is that sweet spot where any hypothetical white bodily fluids on her skin contrast beautifully with the base color, but she's light enough to cast deep shadows in the sun.

>>13031143
EXQUISITE BROWN CAT(?) HIPS

>>13031148
Cat hips are very sexy.
But what about Chocohebis?

>>13031143

Dark chocolate is good for you. It has anti-oxidants and shit.

>>13031075
>it's actually real manga art
Holy shit, why non-h manga art is so lewd?
I thought it is doujin by Daihonei, TYPE.90

>>13031159
They're also supposedly good for your heart, too bad they taste to awful.

>>13031153
>Two sets of eyebrows
C-chaika...?! She looks like she's in the shadow, so she's probs actually a very nice light brown. Would lick her eyebrows if she was flatter, or possibly those of her cute daughter.

>>13031159
Stop tempting me with a bespectacled braids maid, dude!

>>13031168
Are those second 'brows eyes or something? An excellent color none the less.

>>13031179
They look like it.

>"I heard people were causing mischief!"

>>13031213
Will you have to punish me if I am?

>>13031213
You will never stop my public hand holding spree copper!

>>13031213
That'll do pig.

>>13031213
I am just an honest milk man, Mam.

Delivering dairy to those in need

>>13031213
Just imagine the chafing.
The chafing...

>>13031213

Ma'am... aren't you, uh... forgetting something? Aren't you... y'know... feeling cold... down there? [cough] Uh, nevermind.

>>13031236
>milk man
I'm sure you're delivering "dairy" to various wives around the neighborhood! You're coming down to the station!

>>13031185
Imagine rubbing your dick on her eyebrows, giving her a surreal 3d view of your shaft from all sides.

>>13031244
I'm telling the truth mam! You can even have a sample!

>>13031240
Her husbando would have to lick and massage her chafed inner thighs all~ night~ long~, I bet!

>>13031249
How indecent!
Don't make me use the stun gun on you!

>>13031250
I don't think even that could save her ruined flesh.

Best to just burn it off and start over with that level of chafing.

>>13031213
Is dat a skunkl?

>>13031262
No it's a Dragon
No skunk girls as of yet...

>>13031251

It was on this day the milk man learned that the dairy business was more complex then he though.

Put in prison for a crime he didn't commit, he turned to religion

When he walked free from the big house he vowed to teach MGC the importance of dairy

>Praise Hathor

>>13031105
Would they crack jokes?

"Why does the shota cross the road?"
"To get raped by me!"

>>13031269
How is it a dragon? I don't see any scales, her tail looks more like stripped skunk's tail than dragon

>>13031281
No, Hothorites don't take too kindly to milkmen.
Last time there were like, 7 Banes, who beat one milkman to death.

>>13031293
That's what the tags on Danbooru say.

>>13031251
>sadistic MG police who likes to electrocute human boys in the dick
I bet she has one of those urethral zapper-vibrators for "interrogations" at the station.

>>13031310
Fucking MGCPD, they let anyone be a cop there.

>>13031310
They don't go that far.
Maybe they'll hook a car battery to their own nipples while riding you, but that's it.

>"Anon, why are you up so early?"

>"Come on back to bed, it's getting cold."

>>13031286
That's... not a joke.
That's not funny in any way.
>>13031310
Why do the police always have to be brutal? Why can't they try and help human boys for once?

>>13031297
He just wanted to deliver milk anon.

Thats all he ever wanted.

Now hes gone radical and is putting Hathor's milk in every home, every cereal bowl, and ever milk shake.

He will show everyone the glories of milk

>>13031321
>Why can't they try and help human boys for once?
They are helping the human boys. If they don't get enough sex, they could get cranky and hurt people.