/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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If OP were a touhou, he'd be Sanae, because he can't stop sucking dicks.

kuso thread

>>13065516
If /jp/ was a monster, it would be a \__SHIT__/
Please watch your heart rate

>>13067080
whoa dude

>>13065516
jaypeeceros? gypseros? please explain

>>13071418
In Monster Hunter, there is a monster called Gypceros that steals your stuff and plays dead when he sees things are going pretty bad for him.

So I guess it kinda fits besides the name sound.

>>13071435
I've always read /jp/sies as juhpeasies.

>>13065516
This thread infringes on global rule #6:
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
and local rule #1:
All images and discussion should pertain to light and visual novels, figures and other otaku paraphernalia, Touhou Project, Vocaloid, doujin works and music, and diverse niche Japanese interests (kigurumi, idols, mahjong, tea).
Was making a thread for this really necessary?

>>13071977
Thanks for the backseat moderation ex-janny but you were fired for a reason.

>>13071435
/jp/ is also made out of rubber and gets eaten by big spiders?

>>13071977
Is this a new meme or something? Been seing this everywhere.

>>13065516
Gypsierator

>>13080424
it's gypsieros

>>13065554

/jp/ IS a monster

>>13071977
Actually, the only threads I-ve ever replied to are shithreads like this one.
Most of the time I passively read everyone-s opinion about games or porn and keep mine to myself.

>>13071467
I've always pronounced it gay pansies.

>>13093605
Why are there dashes?

Have you guys been playing MH4U? I would love to hunt with my /jp/ friends.

>>13098261
Are you in g-rank?

>>13098261
I cleared everything in 4G months ago, go to /v/ if you want to play with your fellow EOP shitters.

Why hello there.

I heard we could have nice tea parties with little girls in here.

>>13098261
I am.
I just killed my first seregios. Let's 2hunt someday.

>>13098664
Don't play with this guy he just gets mad at video games all the time. 1/10 unpleasant experience.

>>13098678
Je suis monte!

>>13102483
I don't speak freaky dicky french.

>>13102483
Ta gueule ducon.

Is this game worth getting, /vjp/?

>>13107976
There's a demo

>>13108194
It's too hard for me, I need help!

>>13111343
please respond

>>13103662
Pourquoi tant d'animosité à son égard ?

what's with all the french

Is /jp/ already finished with monster hunter 4U?

>>13119975
C'est un connard.

>>13128038
I don't use kuso consoles

>>13103662
Then tell your friends to stop being shitters.

>>13128038
Still low rank.
Just doing expeditions is too much fun, also I want to build at least every GS and HH as soon as possible.

>>13103662
>>13119975
>>13128053
>>13129876
Excusez-moi les messieurs,
vous êtes des croissants!
Je vous donnez!

>>13130063
translate it surrenderers

>>13130007
Are you having fun alone or are you playing with friends?

>>13137233
Alone, I don't want to insult other people with my shittyness.

>>13138480
When you're feeling more confident and less drama queen you should try online play.

Why doesn't /jp/ like memester hunter?
I thought this was THE board to discuss all the hip and popular japanese stuff.

I wish people online would stop using the meme blade and meme glaive online... How shit do you need to be to have to be carried by those weapons.

>>13142265
Fuck off /v/ nobody cares what you think or how you feel. People can use the charge blade and insect glaive if they want to.

>>13142281
Whatever you say, shitter. Enjoy getting carried by your OP meme weapons and ruining your own experience for youself.

Rathian is a girl!

>>13142281

>using meme shit

I bet you watch meme shows too you fucking sheep.

>>13142281
do you also main captain memecon in smash?
>>>/reddit/

>>13143195
I want to marry Pink Rathi-chan!

>>13143185
>>13143201
You guys are fucking retards.
>>13143198
Who are you quoting?

>>13143224
Least I'm not so retarded that I have to use the meme blade to kill things.

>>13143238
Too bad you can't speak in any language other than /v/tard

>>13143241
I don't even browse /v/, there's no need to get upset because you're bad at the game and need your OP weapon to beat LR shit.

>>13143224
>>13143241
/v/ros eat shit and breathe bad memes that are always all about being bad at games and complaining about everything while being incredibly salty. They probably don't even play the game, or any game really. /v/ likes to think they are cool silent gods of gaming, but they don't even realize that they're the whiniest, dumbest, saltiest, lowest common denominator that they unironically hate so much. /v/ is a self-loathing machine that copes by spewing bad memes about how bad they are at life. Don't reply.

"vivian plays games she enjoys and doesn't complain online" - /v/.

/v/ - the complete opposite

Very very sad.

>>13144077
>>>/v/

>>13144077
As much as "git gud" is retarded you can't defend the CB. Weapons being overpowered in games and people using them as a crutch is a fundamental design problem. You might as well be saying it's okay to skip routes in a VN because you're just getting half the experience.

Also fuck off back to /v/, you EOP.

>>13144486
Do you actually see bad players suddenly becoming really good just because they switched from whatever to cb? Give me some evidence that this is true. I personally don't use cb because I'm not into the playstyle, I prefer gs, sa, gl, lance and hammer. Just because you don't like the cuckblade and see lots of people using it online doesn't make it overpowered. You still need to git gud because weapons don't play themselves.

My take on the cb is it's got plenty of versatility, the only real con being knowing when, where and how to chain your moves effectively, which is a different playstyle compared to traditional weapons. That's not something a new player will suddenly just "get".

>epic eop meme
>my hat when

I see you're probably just a troll. Enjoy your cool cuck blade meme while it's fresh.

>>13144486
>playing more than one route in a vn
>playing the same vn more than once
You have no right to tell anyone how to play anything.

>>13140652
I'll come back to that when I can manage every low rank monster without CB and getting carted.

>>13144522
The CB has stupidly strong damage, if you weren't an EOP you would realize that in MH4 it was useless as shit and a joke weapon, hence the reason it got such a massive buff to it's raw damage in MH4G. It's not the playstyle of the weapon that is easy it's just the output of the weapon and the versatility it offers, it's literally the best weapon in the game in that regard. You still have to learn how to use it but it can carry shit people who couldn't be able to use other weapons.

>>13144942
Enjoy never getting those true endings. Take your epic greentext back to /v/.

>>13145219
You sound salty and I'm not convinced, but I'm sure there are many scrubs on /v/ that share your opinion so feel free to take their side, scrub. Keep whining about weapons you don't like and about weapons that other people like, you're more of a /v/ro than you think.

>>13145555
The fuck does salty even mean? If you're going to use crossie terms you have to explain them. The CB is objectively tuned too high in comparison to the other weapons, just like the LS was in 3U. Just because you're bad at the game doesn't mean you have to sperg out like this to defend yourself.

>>13145592
http://104.236.123.105/en/mh4u/weapon/chargeblade
http://monsterhunter.wikia.com/wiki/MH4:_Charge_Blade_Weapon_Tree

I'm loving your epic fanfic and how unironically salty you are but you need to go kill yourself back to /v/ soon.

>>13145650
Those numbers are meaningless without taking into account the moveset, damage per hit and such, run speed, versatilty. Are you retarded? Have you even ever played a MonHun game before? Or are you just shitposting.

>>13146281
> it got such a massive buff to it's raw damage

Quoting you, dipshit. You're the one shitposting about "muh op weapon". You need to shut the fuck up and go complain in /v/ where you'll be well received.

>>13146300
I meant raw damage as in damage output not actually raw damage, I guess that was a mistake in the way I phrased it. It's stronger than the other weapons in how much versatility and damage it outputs you can't deny it.

>>13146318
>>>/v/

>>13146320
Enjoy using your meme weapon to play on easy mode if it's that precious to you, I guess it goes with your meme reaction images and greentext though.

>>13146325
Noted.

>>>/v/

>>13146325
>>13146328
How autistic do you both even be to have to keep replying to each other, quit bumping this shitty off-topic thread and go back to the monster girl general.

>>13146339
i didn't invite you to post go away

>muh op weapon
>meme weapon
It's funny because you're both using foreign memes, yet you're trying to redirect each other.
At least try to blend in and drop your mannerisms from other boards before you try to adopt /jp/'s way of rejecting other people, not that it matters anymore since 70% of the board is /v/ now and 20% is a mixture of /c/ and /a/.
The last 10% is probably crying.

>>13146418
>/jp/

>>13146418
Calling an OP weapon OP is a meme now? Is your post a meme too? If you're so much of a meme expert maybe you should go to /v/ yourself. Guard Point is legitimately broken and if you don't think it is then you obviously don't play the game.

>>13146532
So you're the type who just uses what ever memes you see other people use then?
I was referring to "muh x".
Drop your false sense of pride. It's over.

>>13146633
Nice meme, bro. Are you a meme in real life too?

>>13146681
What are you even talking about?
If you're just going to post nonsense, you may as well not post at all.
At least you still remember how sage works. You're a little bit better than the rest.

>>13146693
He's saging because he thinks it's a downvote.

>>13146707
Nobody believes that anymore since it isn't visible, stop trying so hard to fit in with your "Look how old I am /jp/ is hardcore!" shit when you're posting in a kuso thread.

>>13146866
Please notice me /jp/-sempai

>>13142207
Any /jp/ers who like MH probably finished 4G a long time ago. This thread is just /v/ leaking.

>>13147001
Exactly, it's funny watching the EOPs argue over who should go back to /v/ when the answer is both of them.

>>13147001
>>13147196
ITT: trolls try to pretend they played 4G and "finished it a long time ago" so people might think they're cool

>>13147211
Even if that was true that doesn't make this thread on topic, you subhuman.

>>13147233
Report and hide. Can you handle that? If you haven't yet you should probably get to it. The thread could use a lot less of you in it. Stop throwing tantrums because nobody is deleting whatever you personally disapprove of you big fucking manbaby. I bet you're the same guy who whines about the state of /jp/ in nearly every thread whenever you get the chance.

>>13147280
This whole board could use a lot less of shitposter enablers like you in it. This isn't about it being a thread I disprove of it's just not on topic, maybe having offtopic threads is fine on your subhuman boards like /a/ and /v/ because they move so fast but this thread is killing ontopic threads because you retarded crossboarders don't know how to sage.

>>13147294
>but this thread is killing ontopic threads

Maybe nobody wants to discuss the terrible shit "on topic" threads you make which is why they fall off the board when new high quality on topic threads like >>13146682 are made. Get the fuck out and go vent your butt steam somewhere else, you cock eating shitposter.

>>13147294
>but this thread is killing ontopic threads because you retarded crossboarders don't know how to sage.
This is such a piss-poor fucking excuse. If you don't reply to a thread for a whole fucking day it'll disappear, oh fucking no. Maybe you should bump (and make) threads you actually fucking care about instead of continuously whining. There are a hundred sixty four other slots on the board, you know.

mods?

Who am I kidding

>>13147348
Me not replying to a thread doesn't stop others replying and maybe one thread wouldn't matter if the board wasn't clogged with 90% shit threads.

>>13147372
>Me not replying to a thread doesn't stop others replying and maybe one thread wouldn't matter if the board wasn't clogged with 90% shit threads.
One thread doesn't matter even if the board is 90% shit threads.

If 150 of the threads here don't interest you in the slightest maybe you should just leave for a place that better suits your interests.

>>13147422
Please don't reply to me you pissbaby, if you want to shitpost inane threads about memes you should probably go to /b/ or /s4s/ instead of /jp/.

Let's play, /jp/!
64-2785-5533-1981

>>13148610
At least specify what rank hunts and stuff you're going to do.

>>13148610
I'll "play" with you

>>13147211
Shut up, gaywad.

>>13149058
literal autist tryhard

>>13149092
lol is that the sweet scent of ownage I smell?

>>13149097
own THIS *whips out dick*

>>13149111
lovin' the trips

>>13149058
Did you import a japanese 3ds and 4g just so you can play alone?

>>13149116
I have one friend who got it as well.

>>13149135
That's cool, but your situation is very rare. Almost nobody not in japan wanted to import a japanese 3ds for the sole purpose of playing 4g when 4u was just around the corner.

>>13149161
I see. My friend and I aren't EOPs though so there's no point in waiting when a version we can understand is already out.

>>13149183
It's not like you can play with anybody except each other so why don't you just ignore this thread? Now that 4u is out nobody except japanese will bother getting 4g, eop or not.

>>13149207
Someone called me out for lying so all I did was prove him wrong. This thread is complete shit anyway so who cares. If you actually want to talk about MH then go to /v/.

>>13149273
I'm surprised the thread hasn't been deleted yet, but it looks like it's here to stay. I guess that means free non-EOP status posturing and unlimited shitposting for you and your friend.

>>13149297
>I guess that means free non-EOP status posturing and unlimited shitposting
Welcome to the jay, my man.

>>13149309
Thanks, dude.

>>13149325
No dude thank you

What even is this thing
I'm so confused
Are we having an identity crisis?

>>13149848
It would have been nice to post rooms and hunt with /jp/s but some shitters came by and trashed the thread.

>>13150086
Just go to /v/ moron, the same people who would be posting rooms here are posting rooms in /v/ right this very moment.

yo this thread sucks dick

>>13150103
yo yo i'm an urban youth yo on /jp/ yo

>>13150102
nah

>>13150164
Yes. Get out of here.

>>13150229
nah you get out brah

>>13150086
Great you should post anime threads and politics threads because I want to discuss those topics with muh /jp/ros instead of crossboarders.

Oh wait, that's called fucking shitposting, you retard.

Let's hunt guys