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Patchouli needs to take a bath, she stinks.

>> No.13199547

You need to take a bath, you stink.

>> No.13199553 [DELETED] 

something something tongue bath
lewd post
>green text post criticizing OP
this 2hu is superior
Patchouli is super soft
Patchouli is my waifu

Did I forget anything? Or have I essentially outlined this thread in it's entirety.

>> No.13199567

>>13199553
you forgot metaposting

>> No.13199570
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>>13199553
please don't bully patchy

>> No.13199586

>>13199570
Patchy is made to be bullied
She's sheltered, all she does is read all day. She probably has no real social skills. She's gonna get rickets and is obviously a closet masochist.

>> No.13199591

>>13199586
Perfection.

>> No.13199597

>>13199591
Rickets it's serious business, anon, she could die.

>> No.13199599
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>>13199586
Even worse every male that finds out about her tries to impregnate or fatten her.

It's like, all you want to do is study and practice your magic with your succubus and if one of the Scarlet's playthings escapes suddenly your studies are interrupted.

No wonder she's so good at danmaku.

>> No.13199726
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Patchouli is clean and smells lovely.

>> No.13199794

>>13199586
I want to smack Patchouli's sedentary, out of shape buttocks.

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>>13199794
I want to kiss her cute bum and feet.

>> No.13199974

>>13199726
Who wears a hat in the bath?

>> No.13200015
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>>13199974
Patchouli.

>> No.13200015,1 [INTERNAL] 

I can't believe NSJ hasn't caught it yet

>> No.13200015,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13200015,1
haha this is my fave meme

>> No.13200952

I wonder what her bloomers smell like.

>> No.13200987

>>13200015
When did you get those implants, Ayatsuji?

>> No.13202510

Is Patchouli Jewish? Her stage has a lot of Stars of David, she's asthmatic, she wears a hat all the time, and she spends all her time studying (probably the Talmud).

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>>13202510
Jews also smell bad.

inb4 >>>/pol/

>> No.13204207

>>13199974
who would put their book directly in the water?

>> No.13204270

>>13199842
I want to finger her anus and stick my entire tongue in her.

>> No.13207369

>>13202510
If that's your reasoning, Marisa is also a jew.

>> No.13207398

>>13207369

Marisa is a pagan in need of burning

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>>13204207
If you weren't a secondary, you would know that she has waterproof books for bathing.

>> No.13209021,1 [INTERNAL] 

fuckers

>> No.13209021,2 [INTERNAL] 

ewarr

>> No.13210955

>>13207369
Touhou? More like JEWhou

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