/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bonus points if you can draw and contribute OC.

>>13216262
Maybe one day...

I would like to purchase a Suwako.

>>13216429

Happy end.

Also were those kos tiny or is Suwak just giant?

>>13216384
I posted this a couple threads ago, it's my best effort in MS Paint.

What I'm saying is, it's not hard to beat me.

>>13216244
cheesy? not on my board

>>13216566
It's not your board, nerd.

Am I weird for liking non-violent yukkuri stuff?

>>13217542

No I post cute, light bully and abyuse.

Alright the burning food and then making the yukkuri eat it is hilarious. I didn't know you could do that or that they puked all over the place and cried.

>>13217542
It'd be weird if you didn't, son.

Good yukkuri are for friendship, bad ones are for abyuse.

>>13217542
Reimu is cute.

Marisa should be abused till she stops doing the happy pee.

>>13217821

>>13217821

Never gets old

>>13217961
Nope

1/12

>>13218112
3/12

>>13218120
Spoiler for abuse.

4/12

>>13218112

Oh great story.

>>13218128
5/12

>>13218136
6/12

>>13218141
7/12

Disgusting creatures, these are what cause me to not take it easy.

>>13218145
8/12

>>13218149
9/12

Best part of story.

>>13218150
10/12

Debating on spoiler since no active abuse is happening here.

>>13218153
11/12

Last page doesn't have a translation, but you know Japanese, /jp/?

>>13218157
12/12

Or at least how to reverse image search?

>>13218160
Don't know why I even put down this whole story when I could've summed it up in one picture.

>>13218157

RAGE

Stories that leave you hanging which is over 9000 unfinished pools

>>13218164
I absolutely despise you. Convince me that the obsession with abuse is anything other than "look at how edgy I am, I like beating up these cute things. Aren't I cool now?"

>>13218172
Because I am most likely sadistic. It's not to hard to figure it out.

>>13218172
I dunno. They kinda deserve it, and they are literally subhuman, rude, arrogant trash.

>>13218277
Sadism is technically pleasure from directly inflicting harm upon another.

However, if you enjoy seeing the Yu's suffering but don't think you could actually perform such acts, then you are feeling morose delectation / schadenfreude, where you enjoy seeing or thinking about the misfortune of others.

Not saying you aren't a sadist, but the latter is much more common in society today.

>>13218318
Wow, a yukkuri thread actually taught me something today.

>>13218166
What about this?

>>13218223 → → →
Nice
Epic
I like it

>>13218288
Some of them are shitheads sure. But others are completely innocent, minding their own business. Though I do admit, I feel empathy pretty strongly compared to other people I know, even for the little balls of paste.

>>13218423
And that's not a bad thing anon. And it's okay to express sympathy for food. Just as long as is doesn't end up shitting up the threads.

I have a spanking fetish but you don't go seeing me posting pics of it on every thread.

>>13216482
Just a giant Suwako, I think. It'd make a great pet.

>>13218456

Too damn cute. It saddens me I can never do this.

I dreamed i had a yukkuri patché, she was my best friend and i never bullied her. Then i woked up and was alone.

>>13218160
Uneasy Mr. Kiri never finished this.

>>13219118

She is taking it very easy. She doesn't even look like she bothered waking up while she was eating Marisa.

Kero Kero eajy!

>>13219930
>Then i worked up and was alone
;_;

>>13219930
>é
Patch-ay~

I always have a really hard time looking at the abuse pictures. They honestly make me feel really bad. I just want to take them all with me and treat them right, tell them that everything will be okay.

>>13220702
Its a food product, not a pet.

>>13220702
Do you enjoy your own suffering or something? You just keep coming back.

>>13220702
What, even the shitheads?

>>13220702
Go read Yun donuts or something.

Get that anger up.

>>13219169
I'm just so happy that there are animated yukkuri now.

>>13225987
Where can I find it?
I found it scattered on http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/index?tags=series%3AYun_Donuts

I found nothing on the places I usually look for doujinshinis either

I don't like the Kanakos.

I don't like Kanako very much either, to be honest. Blasted snake.

>>13226577
Don't like Kanako?
A shame. She a lovely. Never seen her as a yukkuri though.

>>13226570
Just read the pool, brah.

>>13226596
Thanks, I found it ordered.
http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/176

>>13226602
See, build your anger.

Squash those who would annoy you.

>>13226614
I read it all.
Dat cliffhanger tho.

They were jerks and all, but the marisa shithead only bullied the MC. On his place, I'd inform my superior that yukkuris can be troublesome and shouldn't be allowed on the shop, or just look for another job if I could.
Of course in that situation I would probably lose my temper and beat them, but I'm still against mercilessly torturing them.

Even if yukkuris were harmful, I'd kill them the faster and easier way possible. I wouldn't get anything from abuse, and I can use that valuable time on something that can bring me joy instead of bitterness.
The only reason for torturing them I can find is if the "torture" is the most practical way of getting certain benefit, like hens in egg industry.
...or to please your sadism/schadenfreude, which I think is fine as long as you don't do harm IRL.

>>13226759
I personally would have just invited them into the back, into the nice insulated freezer where nobody could hear the screams. It seems like it would be really really dangerous for yukkuri to carry money because you could rob and kill them with literally no consequences.

>easier way

Incidentally, if yukkuri were real I'd torture the shit out of them.

>>13226785
I think the MC refrained from harming them because there were witnesses, and he was afraid of losing his job. So no taking them to the freezer.
He probably tortured the shit out of them after the end, where nobody could watch him.

>>13226806
The soft translated version has the part where he tortures and kills all of them.

Anyway, the point of taking them to the freezer would be to get them in a soundproof box away from witnesses.

>>13226759
>cliffhanger
I hope you also read the soft-translated conclusion chapter. The whole thing is translated.
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/16015/anon-falcon_kick-justice-marisa-no-36-series-yun_d

>>13226828
So I read the part where he gets his revenge and beats the shit out of them. ClerkAnon was pretty clever, and the shithead Marisa was amusingly dumb.
I still believe the clerk became a monster. I'd just have beat Marisa a little and cook them (they are candy) in a painless way. The koyukkuris as well, so that they don't have to suffer.

But I can't deny the comic was interesting...
Thanks /jp/, now I'm a monster as well.


>>13226884
http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/18518/comic-no-36-series-yun_donuts-translation_availabl
Still a cliffhanger. A survivor yukkuri came to the store.
(But we all know how that will end)

>>13226971
Good anon. Let the rage consume you. One day you will definitely enjoy squashing and torturing shitheads.

Which type of yukkuri are always shitheads?
Which type of yukkuri are always niceheads?

>>13228130
It depends anon, but most shitheads are Reimu and Marisa type. Especially deibu and dosu Marisa.

>>13228167
Well, aren't most yukkuri reimu and marisa types? I'd warrant they're 80% of all Yukkuri going by the art.

>>13228130
>Which type of yukkuri are always niceheads?
The ones that get killed off early on.

>Which type of yukkuri are always shitheads?
The ones that get killed towards the end.

Chake it eazy!!

>>13228231

Reimu and Marisa are the most common. Followed by Alice and Patchy. Then it breaks down into Chens and Myons etc down the list as they get rarer.

Patchy would suck to own. Someone honking their horn outside or a gentle breeze is enough to kill them. She would need an orange Amp/IV 24-7.

>>13230508

It lets out a death fart. Nice.

>>13230508
>see this
>be listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzDTfIb0DU

Coincidence?

Yes.

But fuck it.

>>13230553
Patchy isn't quite that bad. Like, literally none of them would exist if it was that bad.

>>13230508
moripero's gif are good stuff

1/3

>>13230573

Yukkuri breed's Kos are fucking troopers. They can take an hour long beating from 8-9 shitheads at a time.

>>13230594
2/3

>>13230678
3/3

burn it easy

>>13228130
Well, I think it's best to judge on an individual basis. But just going by the personality of "real" Patchouli, I think it would be fair to assume that yukkuri Patchouli would tend to take it even easier than most.

And I'm pretty sure that most if not all of the really bad shitheads that I've seen have been Marissas, though that doesn't mean there aren't good Marissas too.

Is the backyard a deprecated feature in the Unity game?

>>13231708

Yeah it is an urban setting with a balcony now.

The yard early on was crazy. Small shitheads would go down the narrow path and get stuck and Yukkuri would occasionally just show up out of nowhere and try to come in the house if you left the back door open. it was also the best place to take a birthing Yukkuri and throw it as high as you could straight up so that the
ko was born in freefall. That and you could drop a rapist at the corner of the fence and it would wedge the victim in and rape it nonstop without the victim being able to get away.

>>13231505
I don't think I've ever seen a shithead Yuuka. Which is fine, they're some of the easiest yukkuri.

Can someone here give an explanation on the interest in these?

Not as a general source or anything, but by you jaypees yourselves.

>>13232529
They look cute and I like torturing beanpaste bun and eating them.

Also some yukyuk are cool predators, like Remi or Udonge.

>>13232529
Some people think they are cute, others like to see cute things suffer, many find the shithead ones being shitheads and getting justiced to be cathartic.

>>13232533
>Udonge
>predator

you serious nigga?

>>13232529
They're extremely cute.
Seeing them suffer has a sort of cartharatic pleasure.

>>13232834
Well, more like guard bunnies, but yeah.

>>13230695
Too detailed, I do not like this.

>>13232529
I think they're super cute.

Especially when a shithead tries to intimidate a human. It's like watching an 8 year-old dress in gang colours and talk shit.

Of course, I don't like abyuse at all. I'd even keep a shithead around just so that I could get a chuckle when I'm bored from seeing it demand shweet-shweets from de shiddy mishter human and going puff-puff.

Though wouldn't that be a form of psychological abyuse in itself? The shithead would eventually realize that it's just being kept around as a dancing bear for the entertainment of others, unless it was spectacularly dense.

>>13239137
The more detailed, the better tho.

>>13239213
>unless it was spectacularly dense

>>13230695
What's happening at the end? What was the anon holding up?

>>13239763

Rubbing alcohol? Yukkuricide?

>>13239213
>a fine analysis on the current state of black culture

>>13240168
w/ 10 being whites, and zero being /pol/'s version of niggers, where would yukkari fit in?

>>13240214
Depends. If it's a cute story, probably a 7. In an abuse story, it ranges from 2 to -5.

>>13240214
Depends on the yukkuri.

Much like black people, actually.

A burning angel.

>>13242752
Why the fuck are you not using AdAway? Those ads are disgusting.

>>13240214
I'm not tumblr, but at the same time I don't want the white trash assholes that shoot out the streetlights in my neighbourhood let off the hook by letting them get lumped in with other whites.

>>13242917
The way I see it, if a stereotype is correct, then judging based on merit will have the exact same effect.

Like, if you hate black people for being lazy and criminal, you could just hate people who are lazy and criminal, and if the stereotype is true, you'll end up hating black people anyway.

>>13242866
Switch your phone to Airplane mode works too.

Next update

You can now contain 40 yukkuris.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY4ye4J1rk0

>>13243876
This is both incredibly adorable and ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIFYING at the same time.

>>13243876
jesus christ

>>13243876
Is 40 big yukkuris enough to kill adult human?

>>13245180
World's loudest ballpit.

>>13243876
burn them all or give them burnt food (which is poisonous)

>>13245180
Mr. Human has developed series of specialized martial arts to deal with these problems.

They're called "soccer" and "tennis."

>>13246647
Why is letty always so fat?

>>13248487
She spends too much of her time chilling!

>>13248487
Hibernating habits.

Just found a decent way to make quick points.

I accidentally took home a shit smeared b rank Reimu so I took it's accessory away and threw it until the small tub where it drowned pretty quickly. The sad music started but rather than picking it up I kicked it the corner of the room and it did not burst or start floating towards heaven. I kicked it several hundred times and got points for every kick. It kept getting smaller and smaller and after a long tine went micro micro and then disappeared completely. Finally the amount of Yukkuri I had dropped by 1 on the counter. The only drawback was there was a ko in the room that died from the stress of watching (they react to each kick like you were kicking a live Yukkuri which makes them upset).

tl;dr kick spam on dead Yukkuri = money.

All I ever wanted in this yukkuri game is the ability to torture yukkuri and damage them psychologically.

>>13253171
What you really should do is half bake one in the microwave and then keep feeding it doughnuts.

>>13218172
If it makes you feel better I'd never dream of actually torturing people or animals this way. It's purely fantasy. And seeing niceheads hurt is never as good as seeing shitheads getting what they deserve.

>>13255957

Oh wow thanks.

Anyone else wish that they could be a yukkuri?
I want a nice easy mister to share his easy place with me. I'd never do rub rub with a stray. I just want to take it easy with mister.

>>13258346
I don't know about that, but wish I had an non-shithead Alice koyukkuri that I could carry around and discuss the city sectness of household objects with.

テレビは都会は！

>>13258346
I just want Yukkuri Chen so I can pet him like my cat. Nothing else.

Though I do want a family of Reimu and Marisa for stress relief and appease a sadistic part of mine

>>13258794

That is adorable.

>>13259224
For a second, I thought Reimu was going to eat them.

>>13259256

Poor Reimu. In her happy dream she has Reimu and Marisa ko. In the factory she has Reimu and Alice.

>>13258794
I wish I had a Yuuka that I could garden easy with.

>>13258794
>>13258824
All I want is a Patchy to discuss life with.

And also an endless supply of shitheads for Mengele style experimentation.

Mostly the Patchy.

So do they have a limited lifespan, or are they effectively immortal? It would make more sense to me if they were immortal, considering that they are magical creatures by nature who turn their food into biomass. Plus they're so easy to kill, overpopulation wouldn't be a problem.

>>13261779

Limited. But very few make it to the upper end of their lives and die of old age.

>>13261779

https://sites.google.com/site/yukkurifanfics/home/story-list/the-short-life-of-a-yukkuri

>>13261779

I think the common numbers are usually given around 10-20 years for most species, but some yukkuri, particularly those whose filling is inedible and acts as preservative (Rikako/Rikakuri, Utsuhos, ect.) can live for a REALLY long time.

But then again, it really depends on the author.

>>13261779
OYP?

>>13261779
Depends on who's writing.

Some authors have their lifespans at several minutes.

>>13261779
I've heard the maximum lifespan as about 3 years.

The typical lifespan in nature is a year at best.

Of course, if they become dosu, it can get much much longer.

>>13262113
One Yukkuri Place of course.

Where's the abuse?

>>13261779

In my opinion the life expectancy of a yukkuri who reaches adulthood is about 3 years. Pet yukkuri can live up to a decade and dosu yukkuri can live for longer still perhaps even as long as humans.

>>13261779
It depends on how much they're loved.

I don't understand

why would you abuse these cute things

>>13248487
Her hitbox is larger than others'.

Trolled. I thought the new update would have all the cool things in the vids. It just bumps the Yukkuri count up to 40. The big update might be some time in Summer.

>>13264001
Some people just like to watch the world burn anon.

What game does /jp/ use for interacting with yukkuris?

>>13265033

Whatever you do don't play Factory or Marisa wants to be the Dosu.

RAGE INDUCING and not in a good way.

>>13265061
Alright then where is a good compendium. Google just gives wiki pages and bad summaries for me

>>13265067

I had a bunch of links but they are probably all outdated.

/

Baby Maricha

http://ux.getuploader.com/ennji/

petstore (3.5)

http://ux.getuploader.com/yukkurikazoku/
Family

pass Yunyaa


http://ux.getuploader.com/yugyakuug/download/14/%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A%E3%81%99%E3%82%8B%E3%81%92%E3%83%BC%E3%83%BC%E3%82%80.zip


bubblewrap

http://dagobah.net/flash/Yukkuri.swf
Simyukkuri

Hiatus

http://www.mediafire.com/download/948qa1xi3l5h9k7/SimYukkuriHiatus.jarhttps://www.mediafire.com/?7u0l3qamzqaa9n0


various

http://en.sourceforge.jp/projects/simyukkuri/
factory:

http://u1.getuploader.com/yga/download/234/%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A%E3%81%8B%E3%81%93%E3%81%86%E3%81%98%E3%82%87ver0.3%E4%BF%AE%E6%AD%A3.zip


Urban

http://www.mediafire.com/download/ztmzv5xjjoz/UrbanYukkuri24.zip


Postal:

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/2608/3d-game-koyukkuri-marisa-reimu-translated-yukkuri_

(think this is the right rar image)

Yukkararium

http://u1.getuploader.com/yga/download/232/%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A%E3%81%86%E3%82%8020111220.zip


Also OYP has an English overwrite for baby maricha..it only goes up to ver 87? something functionality though.

>>13265067

And breed and collection on google play or whatever emulator

>>13265126
Woah, speaking of which, does anyone know how to get the translation of the Marisa game to work? I dowloaded the partial translation in the OP of the thread, but I keep getting this error. Here's the thread.

http://yukkuri.shii.org/forum/show/8629

>>13265410

Did you download the original .88 version? You extract that and then copy/overwrite the translation into the folder.

>>13265509
Nah didn't do that, I assume that this is supposed to be the page to download it from, but I can't figure out what I need to click. Any ideas?

http://ux.getuploader.com/ennji/

>>13265554


http://ux.getuploader.com/ennji/download/82/%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A%E5%85%AB%E6%99%AF%CE%B10.88.zip


This then click the first clickbox under where it says 0.88.zip..the box will be under that.

>baby maricha discipline mechanics still not working
>all whipping the little shit does is make it get more shitheaded

>>13265764

My shithead rubbed rubbed the reimu doll until it fucking died.

>>13265793
My dumb little asshole kept trying to climb the slide the wrong way until it starved to death.

>>13265126
God Damn I've been playing just one of these since that post was made. And I got a fucking lit. Paper due tomorrow. God Damn it.

>>13265805

I think the dev just wants people to hate Maricha. That is why making her not shit on the floor is such a pain in the ass. Mine never lives long so I don't bother giving her a water bottle or anything to play with. I wish this had a stomp on the house option instead of just shake/earthquake.

>>13265830

STOP NOW.

Couple more...dupes..and some translated.

http://www.mediafire.com/download/iiwe781eazcyxeq/%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A%E3%81%86%E3%82%8020110729.rar
http://u1.getuploader.com/yga/download/215/%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A%E3%81%86%E3%82%8020110729%28%E3%82%AD%E3%83%A3%E3%83%A9%E5%B7%AE%E3%81%97%E6%9B%BF%E3%81%88%E7%89%88%29.zip

>>13265718
Thanks. I figured out that it actually works with the newest version too. Now I just wish they would actually finish with the translation.

>>13265897

I don't have the links but there are two flash/vn's that are fucking hilarious. One is a documentary on how badly yukkuri's lives suck in the wild.

>>13265849
I stopped and slept and now I got about 6 hours to finish it.

>>13266850
You're taking it too easy, country bumpkin!

I have no idea why, but yukkuri make my dick hard as diamonds.

In YukkuriSim, does feeding them the Viyugra actually do anything? I can't notice any difference.

>>13268352

They will eventually become rapists if they have enough. (Not just Alices any Yukkuri)

Bump it easy

Need more abuse stuff to quench off my thirst for yukkuri's manju

>>13271932
We all do.

Why was it decided that Alices would be rapists? I don't understand the connection.

I want to facefuck a Yukkuri.
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=R-%E3%82%86%E3%81%A3%E3%81%8F%E3%82%8A

>>13274791
Secondaries take Alice's awakardness to extremes so you have a crazy lustful raging lesbian

>>13274958
I see a Sanae.

Badges are city sect.

>>13216244
easy

>>13274958
Holy Deibu, batman.

>>13274791
A lot of established lore is really just force of habit, orange juice being a magic full heal for example.
It's likely someone just happened to write an alice as a rapist and it caught on as being part of their nature.

>>13274902
oh god

>>13276820
I think it's a deliberate exaggeration of Alice's yandere.

>>13275532
Why was there no,violence at the end? That truly sickened me.

>>13274902
Me too.

>>13275520
Do you think that you could get your yukkuri unique badges? Like, something other than just bronze, silver, and gold. I imagine it would be really convenient, especially if you have a family with multiple of the same type.

>>13277841
u~

>>13278054
You missed platinum.

And I don't see why not. There are pointless cosmetic ones.

What the fuck is this!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRYY63qYd-U

>>13280828
That's not bad looking for a phone game, blockiness aside.

>>13280828
Fucking cicadas.

>>13280828
Looks like the early version of his new game. Hopefully the fucking cicadas are toned down a bit.

>>13281127
Links to game? Or at least the guys site?

The threads always get a bit shit when they start talking about the game and asking for source.

Country bumpkins should just die easy--

>>13281256
>country bumpkins
>posts a Marisa

>>13281426
There are so many things wrong with your post.

>>13281426
I was going to respond seriously, but I thought it prudent not to.

>>13281448
>>13281457
I'm a retard and didn't see the headband.

When I do something retarded and people mistake it for trolling, I always feel the need to correct them.

>>13281465
The blue eyes should have been even more obvious.

>>13281563
Not only that, but even from the thumbnail, you can see it radiating city sectness.

No Marisa wears a hat at that angle, with an Alice headband and Alice combed hair. My eyesight's awful, all the scars on my face disappear when I don't wear glasses, and my head becomes Yukkuri shaped--

But even I could see prior to uploading it, from the windows thumbnail, that it was Alice.

Do you enjoy the the written Yukkuri stories?
Which one is your favorite?

>>13281904

A few. The long multi chapter one about Nue is probably my favorite. Also the clan of shitheads that try to move to the desert and run into the clan of Nazrins.

>>13281170
Here's his current game (not the one in the vid). The video is just showing off what he's working on.

>>13281904
The one with the Alice niceheads being abused by their Reimu mother.

>>13281904
Yes. True Happiness.

The one where an Alice had to put up with breeding with a Marisa after MONTHS of refreshing daily with Mister.

>>13281904

The one where a dude gets pissed off by a bunch of wild yukurri, takes them home, and tortures them to weed out the shitheads. Features a Meiling, which you don't see very often.

>>13283011
I remember that.

Did that ever end?

>>13283011

Was that the one where he stuffs them all in his cooler and feeds Meiling chips because they were being mean to her?

Patchy coughs up a storm in breed now.

>>13277831
Someone drew an abuse version.

It upset the original artist so much she deleted her pixiv.

Sad, isn't it?

>>13283289
Sad that people have become oversensitive cunts

>>13281904
Love them.
My favorite is the one with reimu in the city, where she murders her mum at the end.

It's a nice epic.

>>13283289
>>13283372
Imagine you're George Lucas. Production just finished on Star Wars: A New Hope. It will be in theaters really soon. Some asshole ends up stealing the final tape of the movie and replacing it with a version where it ends with all of the characters being murdered by Kratos from God of War. That's the version that get sent to theaters, and the original version is all but wiped from the face of the planet, and there's nothing you can do. You'd be pretty pissed.

Yes I know that a bit of an exaggeration, but you get the point.

>>13284200

Didn't the trucking yukkuri guy get raged as well at abyuse edits?

>>13282062
Jesus christ I forgot the link how on fucking Earth?

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=jp.gr.java_conf.sakatasnow.Yukkuri_Breeding_Observation

>>13284200
A New Hope was by far the worst of the the originals though, I'd say even episode 3 was better. What's harder to worse than an ending where some koalas beat up a trained army of soldiers?

>>13217956
Do you have vodka edit?

>>13218423
I really don't like hearing Marisa talk.

And her Yukkuris.

>>13285798

>>13285994
>/int/ meme
Get out of here.

>>13286275
>mfw that was what got me into yukkuri

>>13289769
yukkuri torture simulator when?

patche is really cute

>>13218172
Yukkuri barely even rate as sentient, let alone sapient.
They're food.

>>13291294
I dunno, I'd rate them at least on par with chimpanzees or a 3 year old human.

They have excellent verbal intelligence, but rely on instinct for most of their actual survival behaviors.

>>13292402

Also magic.

Holy shit I just want to kill one so badly.

>>13294259
Holy shit I just want to kiss one so badly!

>>13218172
The face of sorrow, of pure agony. Psychological pain, the mother powerless to act to save it's filthy spawn. The cries of fear, of suffering, oh how I wish I could hear them. Inhuman anger.. no.. not anger. I have no reason for anger. I hate these beings because I *want* to hate them. I do not even have any aggressions to vent out on anything: I spew out words of pure hate simply because I enjoy it.

And so, for my entertainment, these blobs must suffer. There is no need for a reason, no need for justification: the happier they look, the more I enjoy seeing untold suffering brought upon these wretched self-portraits of humanity. Yes, these beings have the basic human desires: to feed, to mate, to live. Yet human they are not, thus these desires must be denied to them. It is not fair? The world is not fair. Shit rolls downhill.

My hate needs no reason. My hate IS the reason.
There is no taking it easy for you, blobs. Not in this life, nor in the next world.

>Edgemaster 4 life

>>13294325
I do too! Maybe give her little cheeks a gentle squish then pat her head.

Patchouli Yukkuri sure are cute!

>>13296228
WOAH dude. who are you quoting?

>>13296228
Oh shit, I'm bleeding.

>>13296400
me

Are there any good yukkuri H-doujins?

>>13296825
"Oh Alice, your custard filling is going deep inside of me~!"
Pardon

Why would you want something like that?

>>13264790 part 3

Happy End

>>13297716
I don't like how some artists draw nicehead Alices as not saying "city sect" as often, if at all.

>>13297716
And what's with the surprise box?

Now this, THIS is city sect.

>>13297829
I like that marisa's "you have ONE job" face

>>13297935
I was thinking of making a short little flash game where a Shell Marisa is on the beach, trying to find some shell yukkuri like herself. She shuffles around patting on the shells to see if anyone is home.
Only thing is, that some of these shells contain scary mister crab.

>>13298631
Mister scary crab ze?
Oh dear, what happens to Marisa when it's a mister scary crab?

>>13298733
Mizder cwab does pinch pinch da je!

>>13298631
Would it have a lot of bad ends and the chance of an actual good end?

>>13298631

Normal Marisa did nothing wrong.

What does city sect mean?

>>13300020
The pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>13299732

This x over 9000.

SHELL A SHIT!


>>13300020

Think of that one faggot who orders matching shower curtains and potholders from a catalog.

>>13297668
>>13297679
>>13297693
>>13297699
>>13297716
This shit is so cute and sweet it makes me want to throw up.

>>13298631
>Only thing is, that some of these shells contain scary mister crab
Are there gonna be mister snail too?

>>13217542
>>13217569
i like both the cute stuff and hardline abuse of good yus and shithead yus.

>>13218318
i can see myself torturing shitheads but not genuinely nice yus. i supposed i get a sense of relief seeing them go through hell and realize my life isn't so bad.

>>13261779
varies from fanon to fanon, and whether they respect paste core facet or not. for instance some stories say you can inject their paste core with baking soda or something with makes them ageless and invulnerable as long as the core isn't compromised during your abyuse freakouts.

>>13265033
i was using SimYukkuri from OYP but i'm not satisfied with it. the older version didn't have a lot to play with but seemed more functional, this newer one just seems to have shit shoved in without any regards to whether or not it works well and the translation is pretty bad. i had to spend 15 minutes googling just to figure out what the fuck the 'yunba' was for and even then it doesn't do what it's supposed to. i'm going to try that android game and see how it pans out. one of these days i really need to learn how to use a game engine but i just get overwhelmed and don't know where to start for learning.

>>13271932
i know this feel. i went through everything on OYP over a year ago, came back and found there was very little in the way of new content.

>>13304600
>i know this feel.
Don't use such uneasy language here.

Please take it easy today!

http://yukkuri.shii.org/post/show/60845/aomizu-cirno-cute-daiyousei-dancing-flash-lunachil

>>13304600
This image actually makes me feel kind of bad.

They're just defending their home.

And then I giggle, because of how silly the situation is.

>>13308854

Seems more like likely Snake would catch them to throw at an enemy later. Or maybe ring up a Codec contact and ask if they're edible.

>>13308919
Yukkuri would actually ruin the stealth.

Meilings, for example, would actually be a great security system because they work for food and it's hard to kill them without making noise.

>>13308854
don't want a bunch of loud manjuu buns hysterically crying about how someone stole their box as you're trying to get into the mill undetected.
>>13308919
>Huh... pretty tasty!

Where is a good place to download an up-to-date, or at least close to up-to-date, yukkuri breed and collect game for an emulator? I'm looking on google, and I'm getting some old versions, but not ones that are that new.

If I made an account, could I just download it from the google store or would I still require a phone?

>>13312367
They'd cry hysterically about getting stomped too.

Honestly, I'm starting to think a yukkuri infestation would be the best defense against snake. There would never be an empty cardboard box.

>>13304600

This reminds me of the pool where an operator miko snaps and starts torturing a yukkuri family.

>>13304600
Wait a minute, how'd he cut the Reimu so cleanly?

>>13312554
If it's translated, I want a link.

I wish Marisa's easy hibernation would get translated.

>>13312439
never mind, I got it to work. But my emulator is running it choppily. I'm using Andy. Is there a way to speed it up or what?

>>13312617

http://yukkuri.shii.org/pool/show/27

That like over 9000 page hibernation one?

>>13312704
The one where the Marisa decides to spend the hibernation period torturing her deibu partner.

>>13312738

I remember trying to read that once. She had her ko help her? It was kinda insane. Did it ever end?

>>13312753
It's only like half translated.

The translation drops off right as the komarisa comes in to help fuck with Deibu psychologically.

>>13296248
Mukyu!

>>13308854
I'm glad I'm not the only one who felt bad. But Snake has a pretty rough lot in life too. Plus, he's probably on a super important mission, and the cold blooded murder of a few innocents might save us all.

>>13313666
>the cold blooded murder of a few innocents might save us all.

Snake doesn't really think like that though, does he? Big Boss might.

>>13313666
The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Going out innawoods with a shotgun loaded up with some birdshot to hunt yukkuri would be easy

Just make sure to use lead free ammunition if you want to eat it afterwards.

Post-apocalyptic survival game where yukkuri have ruined most arable land when? The woods have slowly turned into grasslands from their burrowing destroying root systems. With their direct competition, many herbivorous animals like deer have died out from lack of forage, and the predators as well from lack of food supply.

>>13313924
How fast are they?

Yukkuri is very nutricious, being a literal ball of beanpaste with some organic brain and eyes (munch munch).

>>13313939
I bet bears would survive. They like sweet-sweets

>>13313939
For humans, maybe. I imagine the gameplay would be something of a stealth first-person shooter with an air rifle to destroy the core with minimum damage to the rest

>>13313981
Reisen Yukkuri the game: Yukkuri Genocide.

>>13313924
They aren't incredibly smart, fast, or strong.

In my personal headcanon, they only exist because of magic.

Because they simply would under compete anything else in existence. Literally a four year old could hunt them all day every day and live off of that.

>>13313680
Well, Solid Snake does sort of become a terrorist for a time. But I guess you're right, Snake is usually shown as being a reasonably merciful guy. I could go on a rant about Snake, but that would be off topic.

>>13314204
Please don't do "headcanon" on /jp/...

>>13314204
Except reproduction. So you need to get rid of them, or keep them off your property so you can grow vegetables and raise chickens

>>13314228
Yukkuri are literally 100% headcanon.

>>13314229
Their reproduction actually isn't stellar by animal standards.

If we assume they generally only produce a litter every spring, then a cat has them beat.

A cat is also a dramatically more effective hunter, more able to defend itself, and harder to kill. Same goes for rats, dogs, coons, crows, and pretty much everything else in nature. I honestly think they'd only be able to exist in Gensokyo or in human care.

>>13314242
I know, but isn't there a somewhat unified consensus by now?

>>13314242
>My pa was as little as I was when the bombs came down.
>We make our home out in the shadows of the bombed out city
>We eke it out with a small vegetable plot, but my pa has set me task.
>After the bomb, hopping head shaped pastries chewed up the countryside till nothing could grow..
>To keep our little land safe, I have to keep hush when I get rid of them
>my pa gave me a little pellet rifle to keep them away from the property
Cue tutorial with shooting and a bit of fieldcraft
Failure to shoot straight, be stealthy, and clean up draws more yukkuri to the farm. You might be able to kill a few hundred, but a few hundred more will here about the "easy mister vegetables"

>>13314242

House yu breed like rats. Which is why you usually need a Hoihoi, Yukari or chemical agents to get rid of them.

They are also pretty stupid even for Yukkuri standards. You could just eat their kids every day and they would forget and make hundreds more.

>>13314533
Who art thou quoting?

A giant Patchy just got a well deserved death.

I burnt a steak to torment a hatless Marisa ko with and Patchy fucking jumped up and bit it out of my hand.

It was nice watching her shit and vomit green stuff all over the kitchen.

I think I will just throw the ko in the sink now.

>>13314745
A description for a post apocalyptic yukkuri hunting game

Jao?

>>13316488
Meilings are cute, but their stories normally involve some sort of tragedy. Like that one where one of them got corrupted by hatred.

>>13316664

Yeah the fact that they can't really say anything except for Jaooon (sometimes) is adorable.

>>13314296
All down to the author.

>>13314590
House yu are fucking tiny though.

Essentially insects.

Is this going to be an MMO or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFw-NVrBYew

>>13314590
Youmu has a cute little butt!

>>13248487
Polar Bears and Penguins.... Too damn delicious.

>>13319138
I don't care as long as I've been provided many options to torture those little shits

>>13319138

Needs less blockhead and more kicking.

Can you feel the satisfaction looking at despairing parents agonizing their barely alive koyukkuris?

>>13320548
No, because I'm not a fucking psychopath.

>>13321608
Why do you like Yukkuri then?

>>13320132
Oh dang, that's horrid

>>13319138
Am I allowed to kill other people's Yukkuri then?

>>13320132
Liars are the worst!

>>13321608
You're on the wrong board.

Why is there so little Yukkuri sexual abuse fanart?
Abuse by anon, that is, not Alice or another rapist Yukkuri.

>>13322738
Because there are like a million different genres of hentai already.

>>13322738

People would rather see their magical talking food items being burned with an alcohol lamp than getting fucked by a faceless fat man.

>>13320548
I usually do, but I'm not a huge fan of big.g's work. His art looks really nice, but it's a little too cartoony for me.

>>13321658
Because the good ones are adorable and I want to protect them. And it's also nice to see the bad ones suffer.

>>13312483
not to mention there'd be trails of bean paste everywhere as he steps on them, slips and slides. for some reason i have a mental image of a Marisa riding a Cypher.

>>13314296
some things yes, like being made of bean paste and dough, stalk and mammalian births, mold, rapist Alices, aversion to water... but there are other things in flux like the origins, whether or not paste cores are a thing, how effective orange juice is... even the common things have variations. i read a fic where sticking a stalk in water flavored with hot sauce or coffee could alter a ko without killing it. in another, someone might use this to torture and kill a ko.

>>13319138
i tried the original and had fun with it but it desperately needs m+kb support. android devices support gamepads and have bluetooth so this isn't too out of the question if he's only devoting resources to android-compatible features. with any luck he'll do that for this. thought i read on OYP somewhere the guy is pretty open to suggestions. i like the 3rd person view for this new one so far but trying to maneuver the camera and move with touch controls is going to be a headache. what's the likelihood of getting a Windows version i wonder?

playing it really makes me want to make my own game, in english, completely open source. he did it in Unity, isn't it pretty easy to bump shit out in that even if you've never done this before?

☢CAUTION!!☢

NUCLEAR YUKKURI.

☢CAUTION!!☢

Are there any games where you play as a yukkuri?

>>13326646

Marisa/Dosu. Also there was a horrible browser game that looked like atari 2600 adventure where you would walk around a park as a Reimu and..walk around..you couldn't really do anything except for eat flowers and glitch out.

>>13326582
Giving the power of the sun to something as stupid as a Yukkuri seems like a bad idea.

Hot off the unity game engine, we have stalk births!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvbmQwqgI5E

Skip to the end unless you want 8 minutes of running through biomes.

>>13330124
I sat through the whole thing. I hope third person mode is an option, and not something forced on us. I'd prefer if he just added more Yukkuri and more interactions, rather than he make it exclusively third person. And there's been an uncharacteristic drought in updates. He must really be busy.

Don't get it.

>>13330124
I hope he crushes the koyukkuri at the end of the video

>>13330385
Annoyingly enough it seems he prefers light bullying at worst.

>>13330165
this.
third person animations are just pointless extra effort for every interaction.

>>13330165

Yeah he needs to fix the glitch where yukkuri thrown in the inside of nests at the walls now just fly through the walls.

We appear to have hit uneasy Mr. bump limit.

Post more abuse.

>>13331491
>Post more abuse.
More like justice. Uneasy rapist Alices should just die easy.

As a side note, is it just me, or is there an influx of image captcha?

>>13331521
I got the 4chan pass.

It's worth it.

>>13331539
Hello moot! I was seriously going to buy one, but then you left, so I didn't really feel comfortable buying one.

That Marisa deserves everything. Youmu is soft and just, and will never betray anon.

>>13331581
I honestly don't care if the yukkuri deserve it.

It's better if they did nothing wrong and they were just trying to live their lives. 1/8

2/12 actually.

>>13331597
>2/12 actually.
I usually stop reading before the end of abuse stories, anyway, if the plot progression has no abuse until the end, so you were at 2/8.

>>13331641
This is really overused, and not even a pudding would be able to speak in that situation. I'm also reading past 8, for some reason.

>>13331635
This my personal favorite panel.

>>13331656
Whoa, what happened to eating them at home?

Is he stupid? Does he want to die, easy?

>>13331521

Yes they are tweaking images. Kind of a pain the way it acts when the screen is zoomed. Mine were usually inkblots that I refresh a few times to get a single word and now images.

>>13331603

Despair.

>>13331603
I made this.

As I made it, the person in the apartment above mine started moving around, and the heavy footsteps scared the shit out of me.

>>13332077

Saved. Now make one with the Marisa shitting in the corner next to the little ko.

Rest easy, thread.

This has been bothering me a while now. What was that purple button for? Was that some clothing button that was dummied out, or something more obvious that I'm missing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXsr6gRP8CU

>>13332691
It's the throw little pants on your Yukkuri button.
You can see it in some other videos.

>>13333080
Could that hinders their poo poo and birth?

>>13332691

I don't even remember that button and I have been running it since the house with yard and tiny alleyway.

>>13332691

Reminder. Huck the yukkuri against the wall when it is about to give birth and watch the ko go flying and screaming.

>>13332242
Not that guy but here.

>>13333080
He's forgotten all about it now. I sure hope mandatory third person minecraft mode makes up for it!

I shouldn't have made that joke.

>>13333280
Tried today, the koyukkuri flew back inside instead. Strange.

Take it easy!

This thread is Alice's easy place!