/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13225656
First for the horrors of war.

First for shortstack Harpies.

I want to make a loving family with a crow tengu!

Which monster would you assist in conquering the sandbox at a kindergarten??

So I heard you like non-shit succusluts.

>>13225661
I want to make a crow tengu happy for the rest of her life!

>>13225664
Wurm and Sandworm. They just want the sandbox as a peaceful place to play and that's how it should be.

>>13225664
Depends, if the Pharaoh isn't already the ruler then her obviously.

If she is, then I'll get the vampire aristocrat brats to fund an expedition to conquer the desert savages.

>>13225657
>You will never teach your daughteru about Vimy Ridge.


>>13225671
Yes, I do.

Lava Golems are love.

>>13225524
>Not taking advantage of your sewer-dwelling nature to save the Mayor's baby and show the world that even weirdos like you who don't like tailpussy can still be kind caring members of society

>>13225664
I don't want to get on Hellpup's bad side. Or she'll give me a wedgie.

>>13225684
>Revealing yourself after you intentionally retreated into the shadows

>>13225553
> I don't think I could handle monster girls.
Neither do I, that's the point.
You get tossed into a chaotic milieu of sex, aggression, and tailpussy as your life spirals out of control around you. You don't know how to handle it; you can't handle it; the dice get cast and they fall where they may.
Losing control is part of the appeal. To me anyway.

>>13225675
>peaceful place
It's never been peaceful with that tyrant Pharaoh trying to take it over.

>>13225690
Well how will you be the first mayor of MGC who doesn't like tailpussy if you don't reveal yourself?

>>13225664
I aid Anubis, and whomever she chooses to ally with.

>>13225696
Because I would never want to be a figurehead in the worst city imaginable, especially after I took great pains to ensure I disappeared from it.

>>13225446
But its not. I have the dream, remember it then sometime later, usually like weeks or even months later, that exact scenario happens down to every last detail. I know other people who have had the same thing happen to them too.

>>13225657
>>13225657
Christ, are we on this tangent again? Seems like every two weeks or so we go back to passchendaele.
>>13225680
Thank god. She doesn't need to know.

>>13225697
>Anubis
Ain't that a surprise.

PALADINS! YOU ARE NEEDED!

>>13225710
>Anubis Butter.

O-Oh my... How depraved.

>>13225719
We stand ready, always.

>>13225165
>You figure it's something she has to control consciously to actually form clothes and different types of cages from
>Shrugging, you princess carry her around her home, checking every room for the ever elusive bathroom.
>The place is well kept, large and very very gothic, with spacious rooms secreted throughout. Everything has spikes and columns, and her grand-father clock looks like a smaller, woodier cathedral.
>"So? Where is the shower?"
>'Mmh, up the stairs, to the right."
>"'Kay."
>You plod along, feeling the tips of the girl's almost obscenely long white hair brushing against your calves as you carry her.
>You come to the room she pointed out and open the door, putting the girl back on her feet
>You expect a little bathroom, maybe a little fancy. What you open up to is more of an indoor pool. It's a massive bath with vents all over the place
>"Wow. Impressive."
>"Mmmh." She slips into the water and crystals based at particular positions about the bath begin to glow red.
>"Wow, magic?" You slip into the waters next to her
>"It's an old bath. the whole house is old, really. An uh... you know, it could also be yours... if you want."
>You wrap an arm around her and pull her into a hug, before kissing the top of her head
>"I'll think about it."
>There's a ledge in the deep bath, and you sit on it, taking her with you, and placing her in your lap
>"Want to... try it out? I kind of already know what the inside of your place is like. We could live together? For a bit?"
>You chuckle, "I don't know how long you've been looking at me, but I met you just a night ago. Lets take it easy. I mean, that said... Feel free to crash at mine some of the time. And I guess I could stay here, but I don't really know where here is. You went and got me lost, remember?"
>She wiggles her round rump into your bare crotch, "And how to you like being lost?"
>You kiss her collarbone, and nibble at her throat as you massage her hips and belly in the warm, now-soapy waters

>>13225691
Sorry anon, but that's not an appeal to me.

I think they would just stress me out and cause me to run the fuck out of town to the nearest human city.

>>13225707
Every MG needs to know about the horrors of war.

>>13224460
>Who is this alp?

Ayxect, the protagonist of Succubus Quest 2, a battlefuck game where you fight monster girls in dreamland with sexual techniques and defeat them by making them orgasm.

Here's the fake final boss, by the way.

>>13225735
Is it translated?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02PxQmHIQ5o

>The Holy City had fallen
>But he stood his ground where others failed
>One man
>One very oiled up Manticore's lovebulb
>This summer
>Orlando Bloom stars in the most epic shitty story of our time
>Kingdom of Whelps

>>13225723
>depraved
It's not depraved.
It's used to make anal sex more enjoyable with your monster waifu for an affordable price.
It also helps in getting you hand unstuck from places

>>13225657
>>13225680
Bunch of slack jawed pussy faggots.

>>13225671
Delicious

>>13225710
I know what I like, what can I say?

>>13225723
It makes a great lube.

>>13225671
Would resurrect my clan with.

>>13225744
I think someone tried, I wasn't able to get it to work. Not to mention after the game was completed, fans got a hold of it and added tons of new shit(pic related). I have no idea how up to date said translation is.

>>13225727
>Met last night
>Wants to live together
Well, she is living up to her nature, and I guess she HAS known us a lot longer than we've known her.

>>13225727
>What you open up to is more of an indoor pool. It's a massive bath with vents all over the place
I want something like this. It'd be lovely.

That or an onsen.
Or both.

>>13225750
Also good for massages and "-jobs" of all sorts.

>>13225660
This is what happens when a petite girl drinks Hathor milk

>>13225751
>Österreich
>not a complete drain on Central Powers
Top-Lachen, mein Freund

>>13225773
The reorganisation of 1915 made things better.

>>13225770
From enjoyable anal sex with your monsterfu, to getting your hand unstuck from the pringles can, to even a simple massage.
Anubis Butter can do it all, and for the low low price of $15.99!
Order now and you'll get a second tub for free, as well as a spraycan of Fairy Dust to make that special night into a funky night! That's a $79.99 offer, for only $15.99!
Call now!

Heil Schwansmuschi

>>13225793
I seriously don't know why people fall for these type of ads.

It's like those stupid "nine out of Ten doctors recommend this product!" ads that are complete bullshit.

>>13225804
Because you're actually seeing the product being used without any scene transitions or cuts, like with Billy Mayes.

>>13225751
>Bunch of slack jawed pussy faggots.
Not like me. I'm a god damned sexual tyrannosaurus

>>13225729

This. If a man is scared enough/seriously freaks out at their seduction attempts, would most monstergirls just leave him alone?

>>13225804
Hey, some of them actually work. Those Sabbath Pregnancy Pills are perfect if you want 10-15 kids at once.
Now I have my very own pack of hellpups!

>>13225802
What happens in country of Tailpussies?

What can a man expect, should he elect to visit or even immigrate?

>>13225814
I like to imagine they'd catch him, tie him down, and do gentle, loving rape to teach him that there's nothing bad about a girl being interested in him. In fact it can really be exceptionally pleasant.

>>13225811

>Tyrannosaurus
>Not dicking the superior Sabertooth Jinko

But that's haram.

>>13225823
>Being a woman in the middle east

>>13225821
Please tell me you're raising them into a Sports Team.

>>13225830
>Being a woman

>>13225823
Make sure to wear protective coverings at all times. Padded. Nothing loose, and leave as little exposed skin as possible.

Do this, and you'll have a fine time.

>>13225832
>The point

>Your head

>Monstergirl porn

>>13225837
>being a man in the tailpussy republic is like being a woman in the middle east

I got it you fucking mong.

>>13225826
>Not dicking them both
>Not starting your own Jurassic Park with your daughters

>>13225838

>>13225841
Impressive.

>>13225751
Can you delete that?

>>13225844
Manticores are shit.

I'd rather shoot porn with a Mantis, or hell I'd rather take an entire pack of Werewolves than a fucking Manticore!

>>13225844
>beta porn

Monster daughteru hugs are best hugs, prove me wrong

>>13225853

I take it that means you're pretty open about shooting with a Manticore.

>>13225856
It's porn FOR monstergirls
They all love domming the shota

>>13225859
No.

>>13225862
Considering how little femdom porn there is, and how shitty it all is, I would love to watch that.

Or rather, I wouldn't need to watch it - I could just pop down to the local pub and have three different Manticores trying to unzip my pants with their tails.

>>13225862
What about the sub monsters?

>>13225858
Adoptive monster mum hugs are better

>>13225858
I will. Hugs with all your daughters and your wife at the same time.

http://pastebin.com/3vwZSs7W

Would you a Krampus?

>>13225811
Finally someone got it.

>>13225757
Jealous dereyanderes, man.

>>13225762
Big baths are olev.

>>13225727
>"I don't mind it one bit, honestly, but" a little bit of seriousness bleeds into your tone, "I can't be lost forever."
>She turns in place, and faces you, straddling you now rather than sitting on your lap.
>A small tongue of fire flicks off her shoulder, and she pouts, but something in the back of your mind tells you you're close to treading into precarious ground
>"And why not? What's so wrong with it? Why can't you just stay with me?! Don't Yo-"
>You seal her tirade with a kiss before she can continue further down that path
>"How old are you?"
>"W-what?"
>"How old are you?"
>"F-Four hundred... I think?"
>"I'm twenty one. The way you think, and the way I think, are very different. Maybe you've seen as much as you want to see. Maybe you just want some one to call home, you want it as soon as possible and you can't wait to have it, but these things take time, right?"
>"I guess..."
>You catch her eyes. Sapphires of yearning and loneliness stare back into you, and you smile, "I know where you were going with that. And just because I'm not ready to pack my bags and leave with you into eternity doesn't mean I don't like you, okay?"
>She's silent a moment. "Sorry, I... lost it for a moment there. I understand it's not the same for you as it is for me, I'm just... scared of being alone any longer."
>Even though, with so little of her metal cage being used, she's quite buxom and curvy
>Even though she even eclipses you in height by a few inches as she is
>Even though she sits upon you and looks down, shapely breasts swaying with her slight breasts, commanding your field of vision
>She looks so very small.
>...
>You bury your face into her chest, "Don't be. I'm here, for now, and I see no reason to leave. I mean, leave as in, for good, like, I still need to get home a-"
>She cuts you off with a kiss and a giggle, "I get what you mean."

>>13225853
>Porn staring Mantids
>Shot mostly like a horror film
>Except that in the end, instead of being slashed to death, just the guys clothes get slashed
>And then he gets fucked by a horny, determined "Rapist".

>>13225862
>They all love domming the shota
Which is the exact problem with most of monster girl porn.

>>13225831
A roller derby team?

>>13225872
Absolutely not. That sounds awful.

>#tailpussy is here

>>13225856
>All the titles are stuff like "Poor Little Bitch Boy:XXVII"

Would you star in an MGC Porno?
Would you do so knowing it's a one-off hook-up for singles, and you'll likely wind up husbando'd by your co-star?
Would you do so if you got your pick of prospective films?
Would you show your porno to your children someday, just to mess with them?
Would you do so in a sneaky way, so that they get into it first, before realizing who's in it?

>>13225885
>XXVII
Long running series I see.

>>13225842
>Those clever "velociraptors" are a constant thorn in your side, harassing the guests by slipping into places they shouldn't be
>They're so darn cute everyone forgives them for it anyway

>>13225887
>being a whore
kek.

>>13225831
Of course, they all want to play Hockey. Except for Haley who wants to be a sumo wrestler but I think it's just so she can get more cookies and steak

>>13225887
No, there are plenty of better ways to meet your waifu. Why do a one shot porno to meet your waifu when you could take a one time vacation to a hot springs or a maid cafe or something and meet your waifu?

>>13225887
Enter the Dragon would be my master piece

>>13225899
He can't be a whore
Whores get paid

>>13225887
I would act in a porn series called "Tales from the Crypt". In which I wear a stereotypical letterman jacket, talk in 50's lingo and try to cut through a graveyard at night, only to be set upon by a pack of Ghoul Girls. Who then ravish me.

The sequels follow a similar premise, but with a different Undead Girl or Girls each time.

>>13225887
Do you get to pick who you'll be starring with?

>>13225902
>Hellpups
>On ice
this makes just slightly more sense than that family of slime fashion designers and, surprisingly, LESS sense than those synchronized swimming sandworms.

>>13225908
I don't know if a Mantis or Kunoichi would lower herself to work in a maid cafe.

>>13225910
Oh damn.

So do monsters have NTR porn where the shota is raped and mindbroken by fat, ugly human women?

>>13225911
>Final movie in the series is entitled "Wight Night"
>It involves nightmarish wine baths and hours of footjobs, both real and spectral

I've given up on having any MG ideas I have ever getting drawn.

>>13225918
A kunoichi totally would. I mean, what if for some reason she had to assassinate a neckbeard that loved maid cafes?

>>13225928
You'll get no pity from me. If alp can get something, anyone can.

I hate to be that guy but /jp/ do you by any chance have any pictures of a manticore with a mechanical/cybernetic/prosthetic tail?

Don't judge

>>13225942
There's one of a manticore that's strapped a guy into a milking machine. It's as close as you'll get.

>>13225942
Oh I'm super judging you.

>>13225915
Hey, just because they are on fire doesn't mean they hate the cold! Alrhoufh they'd need specialized gloves/skates/helmets and a tail guard

I want to send an Anubis and Pharaoh to Siberia and a Yuki-Onna and Yeti to the Bahamas

>>13225949
>Alrhoufh

Anon did you just have a stroke?

>>13225949
I'm more concerned about the ice melting than their comfort.

Monster Girl character pack for Payday 2 when?

>>13225911
You've got good taste anon.

>>13225925
That sounds sublime.

>>13225913
No. You just get to hear the title of prospective films in development. You have to guess what MG will be your co-star (And likely future waifu) based on that. They're all extremely obvious puns, so you shouldn't have too hard a time.

>>13225908
>Hot Spring "Aide" route
You've got the right idea anon.
>One time vacation
Why not go back for your anniversary?

>>13225957
Stop wasting images on irrelevant shit, we haven't even reached the bump limit.

>>13225960
What are some Werewolf or Manticore puns that'd work for porn?

>>13225966
>Pack Mentality XI
>Plump Tailpussies IV

Congratulation anon!

You are now the Producer for the MGE Idol project.

It is your job to form groups to sing together, their style, and their name.

What do you have in mind?
Hoping we can get some drawfags

>>13225968
I'd probably form a primarily Egyptian-Girl group, with a belly dancer theme.

Also, that Baphomet looks delicious and I want to lick and kiss her flat chest and belly.

>>13225873
I like predator girls. Their face is too inhuman to be appropriate for the thread or interest most here though. But still they are hot. Silly vanilla fags think manticore is an apex sexual predator. Yautja will claim her tail pussy as a trophy and show her how to truely dom a human.

>>13225968
Oh my god they all look like complete shit.

I refuse to accept this job.

>>13225968
I want Lich to sing/perform Thriller with an army of zombie girls

>>13225968
>Begging this blatantly for art
>For basically a roll post that you forgot to include the random generator in

>>13225953
You can't prove anithf

>>13225954
Either a Mage would enchant it or a Glacies/Yuki-onna would do something

>>13225867

> "Clumsy Little Sister 4"
"It's time for another installment of everyone's favourite lil' Alice, Chloe Stockings. In this two-disk box set Chloe accidentally erases her big brother's porn collection! But a brutal irrumation isn't enough to settle this sibling rivalry, as onee-chan pulls out a camera and decides to make some new films of his own!"

> "Pet the Tsurupettan, Volume XXV"
"The Sabbath favourite, Tsurupettan XXV is the raunchiest flat-chested grope-fest yet! Watch witches, familiars, and baphomets squirm as their much older companions' busy hands rove ev-ery-where!"

> "Did You Put Dormouse Molasses In My Tea? 2"
"Hot on the heels of last year's smash-hit sensation, see more rowdy monstergirls get taken down a peg and turned into sleep-molested cumdumps! We've got onis, dark elves, and even a manticore! Watch their secret, depraved sub dreams come true - literally! Viewers at home certainly won't be sleeping through this one!"

>>13225967
Those aren't puns, man.

>>13225942
I would be interested in this as well. I doubt what you specifically asked for exists at the moment, but i'm sure there are robot girl pics with high tech onahole tentacles somewhere.

>>13225986
2lewd4me.

>>13225966
Wolf it Down 19
Tailpussyspin 0: The rapening
Scorpio 3: the Mane Event (technically part of a girtablilu series, but this one stars manticores)
Pride 9
Dog Days 11
Rat Pack 7 ( a series in which a bunch of werewolves and large mice invade a fraternity)

That's all I got

>>13225991
Lamiroid, trooperoid, all those type of abominations from MGQ.

>>13225986
>Did You Put Dormouse Molasses In My Tea?

I would buy every single DVD available.

Give me wurms or give me death! I wish to start a glorious new wurm-based civilization! Scientist wurms will advance hand in hand with their less intelligent brethren to start a glorious new age of wurms!

>>13225972
Belly dancers are arabian. Egyptians do this werid shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk

>>13225986
Oh My.

>>13226003
Yeah good for you, too bad they're still shit.

>>13225923
I fucking hope not
probably
it's what all the lizards and oomukades watch
And elves

>>13226003
>this is so stupid I can't see straight

>>13226004
>Implying an idol group has to make any particular cultural sense

Huh. That thread died a lot faster than the previous one. Does /jp/ actually pick up on weekdays as opposed to the weekend?

>>13226003
It will be like in idiocracy where scientific progress comes to a halt because everyone with an above average IQ dedicates their lives to making their penises larger. Or their husbando's in this case.

>>13225986
These are magnificent. I'd watch all of them.
And potentially star in an entry of the "Dormouse Molasses" series, with an Anubis.

>>13225957

Dragon hoard/Oni prized drink stash/Apophis invaluable venom vial collection/Tanuki Central Bank Heist missions when?

>>13225996
Oh, wait

>Lion Around 39
A manticor lying in seductive poses, using only words, makes an initially sobbing shota rape himself with her tail. For three hours.

>>13225986
>flat chested grope fest
>groping flat chest

Other than that good job.

>>13226028
I'd rather star with a Mantis.

Maybe a savage looking Werewolf.

>>13226011
Fuck off.

>>13226035
>>13226028
Am I wrong for wanting a surprise ending where they throw a dormouse on four cups of coffee into the mix?

>>13226040
No.

>>13225986
What's in the femdom section?

when will it finally be ok to post super cute monster boys itt

The Inquisitors are in.
Price for service's below
Judgement: 3 Aureus
Confession: 2 Solidus
Redemption: 10 doubloons
Information on the whereabouts of monsters and the corrupted: 1 Spur ryal
Save point: 1 Schilling

Thank you and as always "Death to monsters!"

>Pick up a porno with a curious title
>WOO WOO!
>Three hours of the hottest ghost blowjobs, ghost titjobs, and raw ghost sex
>Sounds hot, don't notice fine print
>*dvd may be haunted

>>13226054
Not any time soon, but then again eh.

>>13226054
When we get monster girls irl, then you can have this thread all for yourself

You know the drill everyone one

Creepy Crawler: An Oomukade stalks her, unknowing, lover before breaking into his house and raping him

>>13225986
>"Tumble in the Jungle XIII"
"Don't miss out on the next thrilling installment of explorer Dick Johnson on his trek through the jungles of the amazon. Watch as he is assaulted by native tribeswomen, along with the local flora and fauna!"

>"Down on the Farm XXI"
"Join farmer Big "Brawly" Michaels as he goes about another day of work on his farm. Activities range all the way from milking the Holstaurus to dealing with a flock of freshly sheared sheep girls, ending with Michaels finishing off the day by rewarding the farm dog with a nice hard bone!

>"The Three Slutsketeers!"
"Join the three Dhampir slutsketeers as they travel across the land with their human friend and 'companion' to bring an end to the reign of the evil Vampire aristocracy, discovering a hunger within them that could jeopardize their entire mission, along with the life of their friend!"

You fucking would.

>>13226054
Never. And you know this full well, so please stop trying to spark shitstorms.

>>13226054
Those are straight up furries.

>>13225968
gothic/emo styled idol group
they'd all have scenester hair
they'd be called hair cuts
kek

>>13226073
>>13226069
>>13226065
>>13226063
Report and ignore, yadda yadda.

>>13226054
>Santana
Don't know why, but I fucking lost it. Something about the name.

How big is your monstergirl folder? Is it organized at all? I've got like 4.5 gigs of monstergirl pictures and maybe half of it is all a thrown together clusterfuck.

>>13226062
This is actually one of my biggest fears. Can't have sex if I'm having a heart attack.

Or can I?

>>13226067
That last one sounds straight out of a for tv latenight porn.

Speaking of for tv things, would they have horror themed porn movies like Ice Spiders?

>>13226063
>>13226065
>>13226069
>>13226073
Fujoshit-kun posted that exact image back in the /a/ threads to stir shit up, so I'd refrain from giving him the attention he had prior.

>>13225968
Well, there's still the SerpenTeens.
Still no art of them, though for obvious reasons.

>>13226087
Of course you can. It's one of the best ways to die.

>>13226067
>>"The Three Slutsketeers!"
>"Join the three Dhampir slutsketeers as they travel across the land with their human friend and 'companion' to bring an end to the reign of the evil Vampire aristocracy, discovering a hunger within them that could jeopardize their entire mission, along with the life of their friend!"
I'd watch it.

>>13226068
Fucking Krampus, man. Always showing up when they aren't wanted. I know that deal would have had Brimstone, Abaddon and the Pact if you weren't there. Also, yes I would.

>>13225874
Oh god. She is so good.

>>13226062
Sounds good to me, man.

>>13226087
Is that you Hisao?

>>13226068
nah man

The only part of bullying/humilation I get off on is the revenge

>>13226085
It's organized and complete, but I only keep track of my waifu.

>>13226085
5.7 gigs, of which 1.6 gigs is doujin and the rest are images grouped into folders, including independent folders for 3 different kinds of holst, and my personal favourite, "Froggirls"

>>13226105
Damn, I want to say I know what this is from.

The fuck is this again?

>>13226113
Yume Miru Kusuri AKA Babby's First Visual Novel

>>13226110
Slut.

>>13226113
YMK.

>>13226089
Aye aye

>>13226110
>even saved the one with catdick

You fail.

>>13226116
>>13226119
Yep, that's the one, how the hell did I forget that?

>>13226085
It's pretty organized.
I even have a separate folder for pics of my favorite one.

>>13226112
Frog girls are wonderful.

>>13226125
Its edited. Some kind Anon took it upon himself to save the image and make it clean of the filth.

>>13226117
Only for my waifu

>>13226125
It's the cropped and edited version though, so it's fine

Which monstergirl would be best for soothing someone who has chickenpox?

>>13226135
Kikimora or Troll

>>13226135
A Cockatrice

>>13226088
>Ice spiders
>Winter themed cuddle sex between an arachne an her husbando, bonus scenes including cabin fever with a jurogumo and her potential also snowed in mate.

>>13226085
Currently 2.56 gigs.

Beyond the folders for specific species, I have folders dedicated to monstergirls from certain series, and monstergirls from the MGE. An obvious exception is the Zelda folder of course.

>>13226135
Your Mother

>portal from another world opens up
>monster girls appear
>they all die within a week from human diseases

>>13226045
Everything.

>>13226131
>>13226134
You KNOW it's catdick.

>>13226146
>Or the air is different
>Or the atmosphere is different
>Or the gravity is COMPLETELY different

Oh no the princess has been cursed and turned into a froggirl until she receives a kiss of true love! Don't worry tho, if you cross your fingers when you kiss her it won't break the curse, but make it permanent.

>>13226143
>Scary Monsters.png
Diego pls.

>>13226146
>>13226153

>No demonic energy in the air
>they starve/suffocate

>>13226160
Diego is my favorite Dio, so naturally I named my monstergirl folder after him.

>>13226156
>not breaking her curse, inheriting the kingdom and its wealth, cleansing your territories of monster scum and providing safety and comfort for humans

You disgust me.

>>13226161
>No Midi-chlorians (Read: magic) in the air
>All magic using Mamono lose all their powers
>Anything that involves magic doesn't work
>It's like leaving Earth and landing on Krypton

>>13226110

You saved my Jab & Wock greentexts? I'm glad they were somewhat enjoyable to someone.

>>13226169
I would love to bully a Baphomet that lost all her magic and was suddenly just a little girl, barely able to hold her scythe upright, let alone use it to attack.

>>13226085
Right now just a pitiful 400-ish MegaBytes.

I keep it organized based on series and species.

>>13226169
Purely magical beings like golems and elementals and familiars and liches die instantly when stepping through the portal.

>>13226156
I like this design. High monster content without crossing any unnecessary lines or including anything unpleasant.

>>13226173
I see your bapho bullying and raise you this

>>13226151
Anon the only thing I know for real is that I love my waifu, and reality is merely a backdrop to create the setting for our adoration of each other

It's not a fucking cat dick if it's edited out don't call it a cat dick do you know how much it fucking hurts seeing your waifu have to suck off a furry

>>13226172
I save everything Jabberwock related, thanks for making the greentexts!

>>13226179
More like elemental's and familiars would dissapear the instant they step out, while golems would just stop working like an EMP went off

>>13226182
I just want a motherly CC bapho with a dynamite hourglass body. Is that so wrong?

>>13226182
DEUS VULT

>>13226169
Going by this logic, what would happen to us if we go to their world?

>>13226179
> Fairies assume s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g magic works like it does back home
> It doesn't

>>13226185
Why would familiars disappear? Magic was used to SUMMON them, but they still have a physical form of one sort or another, right?

>>13226163
That's fine, part 7 is the best part anyways.

>>13226173
>Baphomet goes to space
>Can actually carry around her scythe and use it like before
>The benefit of zero G dawns on her
>[Souls Weighed Down By Gravity Intensifies]

>>13226184
>being NTR'd by furries

This might be somewhat emotionally painful.

>>13226153
>Gravity is 1/10th here what it is there
>They are all practically super heroes with how strong they are
>No escaping the rape

>>13226190
Rape.

>>13226193
MGE familiars i think are created rather than summoned.

>>13226190
We would get imbued with more power than we could understand. We would be like gods compared to our former selves. We'd all have nine inch dicks and shoot cum like an automatic pistol.

>>13226214
>combat ejaculation

>>13226190
>Alternately, humans go through the portal to their world instead of the other way around
>So much magic in the air it's almost toxic
>The gravity's slightly off
>It's like going from Krypton to Earth and getting Superman powers (That needs to be studied because humans don't know jack about magic) but the air is toxic like it was all Kryptonite dust

>>13226190
MAR.

>>13226184
>the only thing I know for real
Is bloodshed involved?

>>13226203
>1/10th
Can we even stand up in their world?

>>13226190
We'd be fine. We'd be able to handle magic so stuff like differences in atmosphere and stuff wouldn't matter.

>>13226203
Spinning them would still be a bitch, it's only holding them that would get easy.
>Inna space
>Come across tiny wittle space suit with a big ass scythe
>It swings
>It swings with like a ten second windup for a slow slash that's easy to parry
>Baphomet's helmet slowly fills with saltwater

>>13226193
Because I wanted it to sound nice instead of "death"

>>13226222
Probably not.

>>13226190
We suddenly become demi-gods. Think high altitude training but with magic.

>>13226222
I think 10g's is enough to make most people pass out? Laying flat on your back on the ground would feel like being in an accelerating fighter jet.

>>13226222
>>13226227
It would also be horrible for them, as their skeletal structure and muscles could probably tear themselves apart from the lack of resistance.

>>13226203
>"Hahaha! You will never escape me, Anon! This planet is 1/10th the gravity of my home planet."
"Good thing I've been training on a planet with 100x the gravity here."
>"What!?"
>Proceed to beat up monster girls effortlessly

>>13226220

That depends. Do you see a man in your bathroom mirror nodding his head this morning?

>>13226226
Well, I was just thinking whether they're summoned or created as >>13226209 said, once they have a physical form I see no reason they couldn't keep it.

>>13226222
at 10gs you would be blacked out and then die.

>>13226203
Nah man. Then their builds would be totally different. Gravity is a bitch. Why do you think we don't have seven foot tall spiders here on earth?

>>13226238
They'd completely disappear.

Golems would simply stop working like a robot getting unplugged.

Elementals would dissipate into their respective elements.

>>13226231
Mate without training you'll pass out in seconds at 5-6g. Ten-freaking-Gs is something only trained astronauts/fighter pilots with proper training can endure in G-suits for very short amounts of time.

>>13226232
I can see it now
>Invasion of monster women stopped as their bodies spontaniously rupture the moment they try anything

>>13226231
Wouldn't that also make them a lot more compact. They would all be like dwarves with ant strength.

>>13226245
>monster girls are real
>every single one of them is a muscular loli

>>13226243
Their problem is they watched too much DBZ as a kid and don't know anything about real gravity.

>>13226151
Nah, I straight up disregard the artists intentions in a lot of cases. Its not attached to anything overly visible, and as such is fine. The fuck do I care if some faggot was trolling, if we got something usable out of it?

>>13226247
DROPPED!

>>13226241
So you're saying they'd all be wimps?
>Loli bapho thinks she's hot shit
>Gets manhandled by the first guy she comes across

>>13226247
I'm ok with this.

>>13226243
>trained pilots with proper training
I accidently did it twice. But it serves as emphasis!

>>13226252
I'd dick a muscular loli mg over "nothing", but since I don't like loli or muscles I would weep for what might have been.

>>13226225
>Fighting Mamono is easy because their not used to our gravity
>Baphomets can barely carry their scythes, let alone use them
>Oni's can still use their clubs and such, but there's a VERY long windup
>Magic users are permanently debuffed, so no worries about a Lich using resurrect and creating an army or some other magic used going all UBW
>Hypnotic magic doesn't work anymore
>Somehow aphrodisiacs still do what's intended
>Ushi Oni can barely move due to their FAT ABDOMENS

>>13226247
>muscular loli
Nuh-uh...
I prefer my lolis pudgy.

>>13226250
But Gokuk and Vegeter trained at 100X gravity!

BIG

FAT

CAT

TATS

>>13226263
Embrace muscle lolis. Who wouldn't want a girl that barely comes up to your chest that can beat you at any feat of strength?

>>13226262
>>Oni's can still use their clubs and such, but there's a VERY long windup
Like a dial-up connection. Thinking about it makes me laugh.

>>13226255
If gravity was less than earth, they'd all be tall and willowy and high elf looking. And that would be like mars gravity levels.

At more than earth, they'd be super compact with ultra thick limbs. Think the elephant man except two feet tall. At three times Earth's gravity, you'd pass the point where trees can grow.

Since they have the same relative humanoid proportions as humans, their world has to have gravity within about 20% on either side of ours.

>>13226263
>The way her thong bites into her hips
UNF.
I wanna plow one of them pudgy hedonist-lolis.

>>13226270
I dunno. I'd be cool with lolis being physically powerful if they at least don't look the part. You know?

A cute, pudgy looking devil doing a haymaker on a meteor, batting it back into the atmosphere, etc.

>>13226262
>Magic users are permanently debuffed, so no worries about a Lich using resurrect and creating an army or some other magic used going all UBW
Dropped.

I would still love a Lich, even if she couldn't create an army of the undead.

What the fuck is Suu doing in the bottom-right panel?

>>13226289

Phoning home.

>>13226289
She's creating the onsen symbol with her flibbity flub.

>>13226280
If golems shutdown like robots with the plug pulled, then Lich would age a lifetime in the blink of an eye and crumble to dust the moment she stepped foot through the portal.

>>13226289
She's doing what I did to your mom in bed last night

>>13226279
I guess we'll just have to disagree. I do not like pudgy lolis and you don't like muscular ones.

Would you want lazy pawjob from a panda?

>>13226289
3 people in the onsen maybe?

Why does Kurusu have that stupid blank look so often?

>>13226308
>Implying those lazy fucks would ever do something proactive like that
There's a reason they're going extinct.

>>13226263
>Not wanting a built little dragon loli to declare you her treasure

>>13226310
Probably really easy to draw or maybe secretly he's a meth addict.

>>13226308

No.

>>13226308
Sure. Its not as good as the other two, but it could be fun.

>>13226300
Ouch, man. That hurts.

>>13226327
What other two?

>>13226263
I want to spoil a devil pudgy, doing all the chores and cooking while not letting her do a thing
>But Oniichan, I'm the one who is supposed to -
>Hush, have a plate of cookies and some milk while I throw on a movie

>>13226334
Ah, sorry. I meant the other two bearlike girls. I guess one isn't technically a bear, but she is similar enough that I classify her as one.

Based on a post from last night.

>>13225874
>Calm now, she twists around again, and sits in your lap, resting her head under your chin
>"Can I be selfish though? And ask you to stay with me just a little longer?"
>You hug her, "Sure."
>Silent minutes pass, the two of you lost in thought.
>You focus on her. Her sensations. The was she feels being held to your breast
>"Um... Hey. Can I say something dumb?"
>"What? Sure, by all means."
>A funny little smile plays across her lips, and she looks around the room as if she were being spied upon
>Even still, she buries her face behind her hair and into your chest before she says it
>"Ehehe, I feel... With you I feel like my heart might just start beating again, at any moment. Silly... right?"
>A warmth unrelated to the bath spreads through your chest, "Nah. That's... not silly at all."
>You lean back up against the edge of the bath, and gently pat her head where it's resting against your chest.
>It isn't until your toes start to go wrinkly that the two of you decide to get out of the, some how, still warm bath, and get dressed.
>The two of you laugh and flirt as you prepare to leave, and the sun sets as you walk through the front door.
>"Perfect. I know a nice little restaurant near here." She holds her hand out to you, the frilly dress she's now wearing fluttering in the afternoon breeze, the orange glow of the falling sun shining behind her nigh translucent hair, framing her beautiful smile, "Shall we?"
>You take her hand in yours, slipping your fingers inbetween hers.
>"Lets."
>She giggles, giddy and turns on her heel, dress flapping as she tugs you out onto the street
>"Where is it?"
>"Don't worry. I'll guide you."
>"Because that worked so well last time."
>She turns back and pokes her tongue out at you, "I got you to where you wanted to go, didn't I?"
>"Hah... I guess I can't argue."
>"Truuust me. It isn't far."

>>13226262
>10G
>Lich standing in a cemetery
>Casts Animate Dead
>They can't raise from their graves

>>13226255
>Bapho who's been living in your house for a while now after declaring you as her onii-chan decides to take up your offer of sparring after you called her bluff
>She's super smug. Really smug. She's practically ripping her face in half with that smirk
>She's boasting about how she'll win. That she's over a billion years old. That she's the queen of CQC and swordplay (Her favourite being a cythe, which isn't a sword but she doesn't care since her enemies die the same way)
>She's practically radiating confidence
>Anon tell her ladies first
>She gives the biggest shit eating grin this side of Side 3
>And she rushes at you, her little legs running across the floor
>And she coks her right fist back
>smiling
>Grinning
>She even names the punch. Gigaton Bone Breakah or something
>And it hits
>It hits so hard
>So very hard
>Really hard
>That it feels like she she just flicked you in the ear
>She stands there. Baffled. Confused. Shocked
>Anon was supposed to be flying across the world at Mach20
>Or be nothing but unidentifiable matter
>Or SOMETHING
>But no. Instead he just stood there
>So she jumped back. Maybe she didn't do it right
>She charged at him again, this time leaming in the air at 2 meters
>Flying Rib Crusher she called it
>But her little foot hit him square in the chest but did no damage
>Anon yawned and walked off. But she wasn't done
>Over the course of the day she kept going at him with moves
>Seismic Knee
>Mach 10 Uppercut
>Elbow Crusher
>Back Breaker
>Whirlwind Kick
>Everything
>All the way until night time (her bed time to be specific)
>And even as she layed in bed, breathing heavily as her Onii-chan tucked her in like a good big brother, she gave him a look
>"Onii-chan, are you hacking?"
>"Nah, I'm just the final boss t'is all."
>and as he gave her a kiss on the forehead and left the room, turning off the lights behind him, she pouted
>Somehow, she actually believed him
>Anon groaned. That kick into his arm actually hurts

>>13226347
you're doing god's work (literally)

>>13226315
>I'd give you a handjob
>But I don't have hands
>Just paws
>What rotten luck
>eating your personal stash of junk food intensifies.jpg

>>13226335
>can't relax
>feels like shit because she's supposed to take care of you, not the other way around
>all the other devils shit on her endlessly

Nice going faggot.

>>13226350
>"This is what happens when your souls are weighed down by gravity."

>>13226355
pawjobs are better than any handjob

>>13226300

In return, if we step into their world, the magic-saturated air, which is incompatible with our bodies, would probably corrode our "empty" magicless bodies, giving us an unbearable intense burning sensation in our lungs/skin/eyes like Mustard gas, as we're not adapted to the completely alien unknown environment and because the reality-bending ever-present universal drug that is magic shouldn't fucking exist.

>MGs gather around the portal to welcome the first Earthling into their homeworld
>He hits the deck the moment he steps through and dies an agonizing screaming death right in front of them
>Silence

>>13226357
Please, she gets cuddles, all the sweets she could eat, and a nice warm bed.
All she needs to do is give me a hug or two.

>>13226361
please go Char, Ridden is twice the ace you are

>>13226241
Because our ancestors slaughtered and ate of them to gain their powers.

>>13226364
DE causes cancer, just like everything else we think is cool.

I wanna do the Worm with a Wurm.

>>13226364
>MG's and humans declare war on each other because both sides of the portal lead to death
>But no one goes through the portal to fight
>So they stay on each side and wait for the enemy to come to them
>Mamono don't want to go through the portal because they basically lose all their powers or die
>Humans don't want to go through the mortal because magic and the air is toxic
>Stalemate
>War is resolved in a matter of minutes because it was stupid to even declare war in the first place

>>13226363
She's so lazy she offered you something she couldn't do just so she wouldn't have to work at anything sexual.

I want to play God and create the perfect monstergirl waifu. I want to give her power beyond even the strongest of monster girls then emotionally starve her so she goes on a rampage and becomes a villain, only to have a true hero realize that he has to beat her by winning her heart.

>>13226368
You're just mad because you didn't think red paint would actually increase the speed of anything

>>13226371
>This ancient rite lives on as all you can eat crablegs at a seafood buffet.

>>13226393
So you want a lilim. That was easy. NEXT

>>13226397
Beyond a lilim. Beyond even the Demon Lord herself. What true mad scientist would settle for less?

>>13226368
You're a bad husband anon. What will she tell the other devils when they're talking about how much they pamper their husbands? You're selfish and are making her a pariah.

>>13226184
But dude, it's visibly an un-cropped furry on a pic preview. Are you fucking with us?

>>13226397
I want a monster girl that scratches my back in exchange for my semen.

I really like having my back scratched.

>>13226394
It's a physical law that the color red makes things three times faster. We will discover primitive faster than light travel when we can figure out how to paint light red.

>>13226399
>Beyond a god
Yeah, sure. Just crack open the old Book of Level 20 Party Bullshit and grab something from there like a neutron golem.

>>13226394
Please, Gato does what you do and he's blue. No one believes in your color based advantages anyway

>>13226401
She pampers me with hugs, that's all she needs. That and she can eat whatever I cook, nothing makes me happier than cooking for loved ones.

>>13226003
Was "Flowers for Algerwurm" finished?

>>13226402
Read the folder name Anon.

>>13226406
Is that from a video game?

>>13226404
You get a tsukomogomi backscratcher made of the finest rosewood who loves to be tickled. NEXT

Finally have an update again. Wasn't happy with it for a while but editing does wonders for confidence and straightening. Plot and progress over smut for now, but it gets things rolling.

Dhampir Chapter 7 - A Bitter Taste: http://pastebin.com/z7uTEmep

Apophis eventually.

>>13226419
World of Warcraft.

>>13226406
>tfw no Nexus Dragon waifu

Have we kicked out that fag ELH yet?

>>13226429
Stop trying to start shit, please.

>>13226419
No
http://d20npcs.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Immortal%27s_Handbook
>>13226425
>WoW

>>13226405
>paint light red
>light
>red
Infrared?

>>13226423
>Apophis eventually.
My interested is raised

>>13226428
>tfw no Mortiverse waifu

>>13226429
>Implying he's not an okay guy, if spastic sometimes
>And a million times better than anyone in the Bob Brigade

>>13226423
Still waiting on Apophis.
But a Dhampir is always fine too.

>>13226423
Aw yeah.

>>13226432

That fucker deserves all the shit that can be flung at him.

>>13226443
That's nice

>>13226439
Stop responding to obvious shit stirrers.

>>13226434
>Infrared?
A common misconception is that infrared is red light however infrared is more of a type of pink and does not meet the criteria to move three times faster than the speed of light.

>>13226439
Bob doesn't pull the shit ELH or LDR do though, he's a pretty chill guy and doesn't really try to start shitstorms.

>>13226439

>okay guy
>massive drama queen who started the whole tripfag circlejerking in these threads and ended up getting them kicked off /a/

>>13226447

You know what isn't nice? People like you who pretend everything's hunky dory when it isn't

>>13226451
And on this note, the time has come to talk of other things.

>>13226450
So we need to discover a true red light?

>>13226289
Party tricks, one strand goes into the ring, three come out.

>>13226453
>massive drama queen who started the whole tripfag circlejerking in these threads and ended up getting them kicked off /a/

That's not how it happened at all. In fact he was dead right about the mod starting shit to get us kicked here. We have the leaked mod logs from late-2014 as proof.

>>13226456
We need to discover the proper primer coat to allow red paint to stick to light.

>>13226461
Stop

>>13226439
>Bob Brigade

Are we separating and segregating everyone who's not an Anon into a "BobFriend / NonBobFriend" dichotomy?

>>13226401
>No pudgy and insecure devil to cuddle.
I want this and I want it now.

>>13226472
If you're not violently opposed to him, you're with him!

>>13226472
The Bob Brigade is anyone that passionately defends Bob really. It's nothing to do with names or anonymity.

>>13226478
>>13226472
Careful, you don't want to sound like feminists

So it turns out there's no harem of men sustaining a Queen Slime. Rather the entire kingdom is one man's harem.

Is she still shit tier in the eyes of /mgt/?

>>13226484
Yes.

>>13226484
You forgot to add "what if" at the beginning you numbskull.

>>13226438
>Look up Mortiverse
How would that even work?

>>13226484
Always.

>>13226478
>>13226483
Only an Anti-Bob deals in Absolutes

>>13226488
>"what if"
Not anymore.

>>13226484
She wasn't shit tier before. Why would she be shit tier now?

>>13226496

>>13226493
Quit playing coy and give a source then.

Or else, this is more than clear in that area. http://exhentai.org/s/6b911357d3/797397-122

>>13226496
>>13226501

This is pretty cute.

>That one snake on the second image
>"SHITSHITSHITFUCKFUCKFUCK"

>>13226496
>>13226501
Is that a medusa?

>>13226484
If that's true then she's better

>>13226509

Lamiadusa, apparently.

>>13226461
Those aren't mod logs. Don't forget about his first conniption fit that led to LDR stepping in with a pastebin/blog and then the /pol/ack's IRC channel.

Then things supposedly smoothed over, only to have ELH's autism overload yet again to which point LDR went his separate way.

>>13226502
MGR.

>>13226405
>Scientists create spaceships and ways to colonize planets like Mars and the Moon
>But Hathor be damned, the conundrum of hyperspace travel is something fierce
>I mean, they have the speed to reach planets in what would be 10 hours to 5
>But god damn, how, in this vast universe of space, can you achieve a relative speed in which could transport a being across the galaxy in record time
>How can you create a hyperspace drive?
>How can you go from Earth to Jupiter in minutes, or even seconds?
>How?
>HOW?
>"Doctor Wurmdrum, you seem to be in deep thought. Do you by chance have an idea
>Doctor Wurmstrum pndured for a minute
>But it dawns on her like the majestic like of ra's sunshine
>"What if we just paint all the ships red? It'll make us go 3 times the speed!"
>The scientists whisper amongst each other. The Russian Jinko who looks more brawn than brains. The Japanese Kitsune who thinks she's all that, even though she gets fur on everything. The French Wight that could charm you with her looks and her brains
>And Anon
>"Ms. Wurmstrum, have you been watching Gundam again?"
>Her cheeks flush
>"N-No! I-Maybe. Well, I did marathon it yesterday.."
>"Baka."
>"Stupide"
>"тупой"
>"Doctor Wurmstrum, Gundam is fiction. I mean, painting something red? That's just-"
>"It could work!"
>"Wurmstru-"
>"If Char can go 3 times faster by painting something red, than so can our ships!"
>"Mon chéri, thee Gundam is.. Is the fiction! Peinture quelque chose de rouge won't actually work!"
>"The Russians like red, and they're fast!"
>"Cyka."
>"Wurmstrum!"
>"She wears a red strip suit when she comes to work! She's always the first one here! COME ON!"
>"That's because she's a Jinko!"
>"Baka."
>This argument went on for ages on end. Wurmstrum was deemed mad and kicked from the scientific circle
>But she was certain. She knew it had to be the paint
>And eventually, she proved to everyone it was the paint. For she was the first to reach Jupiter
>And the one who invented Wurmholes

>>13226453
>massive drama queen who started the whole tripfag circlejerking in these threads and ended up getting them kicked off /a/
Tripfag circlejerking wasn't what got us kicked off of /a/ though, it was the rogue mod saying that we did not meet /a/'s high posting standards

>>13226515
Charon pls go.

>>13226513
>Those aren't mod logs.
The leaked logs of the 4chan private mod IRC. Yeah, those sure aren't logs. Nuh uh. No way.

>>13226515
Genius usually goes unappreciated.

>>13226519
>not wanting the cutest punmaster in these threads.

Bully.

So how do your parents react to your Monster Waifu? How does she react to them? Things to consider are

>What species she is
>Her personality and beliefs
>Her age difference between you, be it younger/older if any
>How big (Or small) she is, especially compared to you

>>13226527
Go back to rowing your shitty boat across your dirty river you Robin Williams fangirl.

>>13226529
inb4 at least you aren't gay

>>13226519
>>13226532
>He doesn't appreciate Punmaster Charon
Remember: she rows you to the afterlife. Unless you want to spend what feels like an eternity on her boat, you better love her

>>13226533
inb4 "I would've rathered you be gay than this"

>>13226529
Well she's a Dhampir so her personality and beliefs would most likely be close to mine with a tinge or whatever time she was born in.

Our age difference is what you would expect from the living dead

She's normal looking aside from her eyes and fangs, but those can easily be explained or covered up.

>>13226529
>Dormouse
>"It would've been better you were gay than a pedophile."

>>13226412
>Giiiiirl, if you could see my hubby's face last night. I had a hot bath and a seven cheese, meat, and sauces lasagna waiting for him, along with his favorite DVD. He was so charged up he raped me right there at the house's entrance, gave the neighbors quite a show".
>"Child please, talk to me when you have a sit down with your husband's boss and negotiate so that he can take a year off of work, PAID. TIME. OFF".
>"Niiiiice"
>They look at your waifu expectantly
>"Well, my husband prefers to take care of me."
>"Do tell. Is he good at playing the tongue zylophone?"
"NO, I mean, HE takes care of ME."
>Flat WHAT.png
>"He cooks, he cleans, and gives me sweets, he never lets me do anything."
>"But you at least suck his dick every morning and night, right?"
>"Actually... he prefers to cuddle me. Whenever I try something he says I don't have to push myself. We only do it with the lights off, under the covers, twice a week, when he feels it "special"
>Cue Devil waifu holding on to her friend's tails to keep them from storming the office and kicking your sit in

>>13226529
It would pretty much be "as long as your happy and she doesn't abuse you it's fine."

That said, if I ended up with a Loli they'd give me a few pointed questions

>>13226529
Don't need to worry about that, seeing as my parents are dead For the sake of argument, though...

I don't foresee any potential issues in terms of personality and believes. They should get along just fine...as long as she doesn't insist on providing her own special cream for the family coffee. I would have to keep her away from my cousin, though; he has a tendency to mistake attention for affection.

>>13226529
>Implying I liked my parents

I left and never went back the moment I could.

>>13226547
>and she doesn't abuse you it's fine
You'd tell them that she doesn't abuse you at all right?

I mean, you know what the punishment would be, and do you really want to explain why you tripped down the stairs like the clumsy slut you are?

>>13226529
My dad would probably be weirded out with me bringing home a magical flying hermit crow-woman, buy my mom would be more open to the idea. But at least they won't be able to complain about me not getting out anymore.

>>13226529
Anubis waifu

Does she like dogs?
>Yeah, I guess.
Cool, what's for dinner.
My uncle's a pretty open-minded guy, I doubt he would have a big reaction.

>>13226348
>The two of you walk together, you taking the side by the road. You watch as various undeads, mostly couples, begin to fill into the street, their time beginning as the sun falls.
>She surveys the couples somewhat suspiciously, and clings to you tighter, what went from simply holding hands quickly turns to full on wrapped about your arm
>A Wight saunters past, and winks mischievously at you
>You ignore her for the most part, eyes only barely flicking towards her bust, but the Wisp bristles notably.
>As though is were some kind of competition, she straightens her back, adds more swing to her hips as she walks, and her dress shifts, growing tighter, and more revealing. Her hips and bust expand until she's turning the heads of even the female monstergirls, simply oozing sexual allure
>"... What are you doing?"
>She jumps, "E-Eh? N-Nothing..." She almost visibly deflates, and continues walking next to you.
>It isn't too long before she's led you to a nice looking restaurant, which feels a bit more like a cafe.
>A Ghost phases up through the floor
>"It's wonderful to see you again miss. The usual?"
>"Fufu, this time it's a table for two!" She grins smugly, and the ghost puts a hand to her cheek, her eyes flicking over you
>"Ara, that so? Right this way then"
>As you walk through the customers to the table, you begin to hear whispers
>Indistinct first, they become snider and more vile the more people you pass
>'Looks like she finally managed to trick a guy into going for her'
>She colours in shame
>'Poor guy'
>And she shrinks
>'He's kind of cute though'
>'She doesn't deserve him.'
>A brown girl in a golden dress stands up, departing from her table of a few women wrapped in bandages, and some kind of wolfgirl
>Regal and grand, she walks up to the two of you
>"The unloved should know their place."
>She turns to you, and flashes a pretty smile, "Now why don't you come with me, child. I'll show you a world of pleasure you'd have never dreamed of."

>>13226529
Well considering the large population of people from the same state as me here and their tastes I doubt my parents would be surprised about cow-girls suddenly popping up all over the place here and getting married quickly. Plus my parents are cool and really just care that I'm happy and able to actually take care of shit.

>>13226529
>Demi Fiend brings girlfriend home

>>13226553
I'd honestly not give a shit about a lot of stuff but God help her if she messes with my food or my laptop.
That is how she ends up bound to the bed while I load up on manticore venom and pop a raging mushroom Before breaking out some other "toys" I have.

>>13226544
Hey, she's gonna get impregnated and nice and soft for cuddling. She is meant to be spoiled, not worked like a dog.

>>13226529
Parents are dead but 'd imagine they'd be happy if I brought home anyone, even mai wurm waifu.

>>13226529
My parents wouldnt be very happy about me having an MG waifu in general
My dad would probably be weirded out by it and probably not like it, but I think he'd be accepting of it
But my mom? lolno
She studied theology in college and believes that Israel is a totally innocent country surrounded by crazy muslims sent by Satan, and that Obama is either secretly a Muslim trying to destroy America or the Anti-Christ
She would probably think she was Satanic or beastiality or something
I would honestly try to hold off the meeting as long as possible
Oh the joys of having Fundamentalist parents