/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Manako a best girl.

>>13279719
Oni that gets ORAed by a hinezumi, with lots of fire.

>>13279743
Why would I try and sell my favorite drink? And yes, it is.


>>13279757
I do.

>>13279716
Now!

>The three of you pile into Terri's car
>You can barely fit your legs in the back due to how small it is
>But that dormouse can drink you and Cassie under the table without trying
>Cassie picks out the perfect bar for the three of you to eat at
>It's a nice looking place but a bit empty for a prime time of the night
>The only people there are your group, and one with two tanuki and a kitsune
>When asked what you want you let Cassie order
>Cheese sticks, fondue, cheese bread, and buffalo wings with blue cheese dipping sauce
>And some nice booze to wash it down with
>Food will take a little bit but you can tell Cassie is ready to stay and relax for a while anyways
>By the time the food does arrive she's already slurring drunk and you have a mild buzz
>Terri couldn't appear more sober
>Cassie is doing all the talking as she unwinds though.
"Sho that ssstupid dragon couldn't even undershtand the importance of cheeshe! I'da kicked her in the rump iffer tail werenn't in the way. Or she weren't a payin cushtomer."
>You just pat Cassie's back while you eat with the other
"An I come home to yeh two 'avin all kindsa fun! Ish not fair!"
>"Well, it wasn't so much fun for us." You utter without thinking
"I go to a kitchen ta werk fer eight hoursh a day ive timesh a week and you two git ta have all sorts of time alone ta 'ave fun! I bet yer fuckin' like were-rabbitsh."
>Cassie is getting a bit grumbly now
>You manage to corral your mouth before she speaks again after finishing her current glass
"I know yew two werk but I wanna play with Terri too!"
>What?
>Terri perks up.
"What?"

Typing in real time, expect time between posts because I'm slow as shit.

Mice are olev.

>Troll
Not bad, OP.

>>13279825
I can't bully that, absolutely haram

>>13279830
But she's got double the eyes for double the tears!

Fuck yes, troll thread! I want to plow her fertile fields and then pick vegetables in the garden to make dinner.

>>13279810
>Earn their trust by acting like a pathetic little bitch
>Slit some throats the very night they don't bother to tie me back up
Not often a man gets to loot an entire camp's worth of bandits, and every one knows lizards like shiny things.

First for fluffy awesomeness!

>>13279828
>"I wanna play with Terri too!"
Oh my.

Do go on.

>>13279832
That is not the Manako I know and love.

>>13279810
Well I'm not fit enough to join them, so I'd either be their sex slave, or sold off to be some rich Monster Girl's sex slave

I guess I'll just accept what they throw at me, I don't care at this point.

>>13279828
Aw yeah.

>>13279829
I try.

captcha: trybb
I already did.

>>13279844
If you show potential they might whip you into shape.
But you're most likely going to be sold off to the highest bidder, and become some butler to a very lustful and teasing mistress

>>13279810 →
I will prove my worth and make a harem

>>>13279810
Act all slutty so my guard comes in to rape me. Then when she's tired, I sneak away.

>>13279851
It wants you to do a no weapon or level run of BB.
Show your skills, scrub.

>>13279853
>Butler to a frost dragon
>Cozy mansion built deep in a mountain far up north

Yes this is what I want out of life.

>>13279860
Mandatory hot coco is a big plus.

>>13279860
I am certain a frost dragon would have a frozen winter wonderland palace made from ice .

>>13279857
>"One of us is going to rape the other and make them their bitch."

What's Anubisfucker's favorite kind of Anubis? Slave driver? Lego? Tomboy?

>>13279865
>I am certain a frost dragon
Get outa here /hbg/.
>>13279869
Oiled up.

>>13279869
The one with ears and tail har har .

>>13279828
I've never been able to shake the feeling that anon here is just a third wheel.

>>13279869
Any.
He's one big slut.

>>13279853
I guess I'll have no choice but to serve her and obey her every action. I mean, she owns me now, I'd be nothing more than another possession of hers.

I suppose there are worse endings than slavery to a Dragon forever.

>>13279828
I want to fuck a doll-sized maus like an onahole.

>>13279856
But the weapons are so much fun!

>>13279876
Who said it was a Dragon. I just wanted to post that pic. You could end up as some Mouse's servant or something

>>13279857
I want to pull down her pants and fill her elf holes with baby batter as I pull that tie around her neck.

>>13279869
Lego. As in The Lego Anubis originally written by Trachyon, what, a year ago?
And she was kind of a tomboy, what with her interests that so engrossed me in the first place, love of mecha, construction, and of course aerospace. And a bit of a slave-driver, with her ambitious Lego projects. So really, "All of the Above" is a valid answer.

>>13279871
>Oiled up
That's good too.

>>13279876

She'll make you wear embarrassing outfits, and say lewd things to you before raping you when ever she feels like it. Are you sure you want that?

>>13279828
"I wanna play wit Terri too! She'sh sho cute when she's nervoush!"
>You try and tell her to quiet down, as you're getting odd looks from the group across the room
>Terri isn't sure if she should run or not
"An she'sh really shweet down there."
>Then again, egging Cassie on could be fun
>You ask what else she wants to do with Terri
>Terri is not okay with this idea but can't escape now
>Cassie lists off the things she did that time you all met
>And a bunch of things she didn't do
>Terri is beet red and ready to hide under the table
>The food is almost gone, but you call for another round of drinks
>This is great entertainment
"I can't jusht get her all to myshelf, that would be weird..."
>Not half as weird as all the things you said
>But you don't say that
>You just ask what Terri thinks of it
"U-uhm... it's very fl-flattering...?"
>"You heard her, she's alright with it."
>Cassie perks up
>Looks drunkenly at the dormouse
>The dormouse looks at you for help
>Does this look like the face of mercy to you?
>The drinks arrive and Cassie gulps the glass down in seconds
>You plan to savor yours
>Cassie gets up and moves around the table
>And falls right onto Terri
>The two tumble to the floor and you get a case of deja vu
>Cassie forcing kisses on Terri as the dormouse squirms and whines underneath
>Cassie's hands drunkenly exploring the smaller mouse beneath her
>And you're just sitting there, drinking your drink as the other table watches with wide, stunned eyes

>>13279874
He might be, but it'd be haram if he weren't there.

>>13279877
Me too anon, me too.

>>13279889
>>13279874
At least he gets a front-row, participant bonus seat to some wonderful stuff?

Doublemaus is great.

Condense your threads.
>>13278829

>>13279886
>a year ago?
Fuck you man, don't tell me it was that long ago. I don't want to feel old.

>>13279889
I for one welcome our new yuri overlords.

>>13279901
Haha, you almost sounds like it isn't bait.

Chocolate or bust

>>13279901
>monster boy thread
how about you learn to read first retard

>>13279906
My Waifu

>>13279902
Ah, I'm a bit off. Just checked his pastebin.
Lego Anubis, Best /mgt/ Story Ever to me, was written last October. So not a whole year just yet.

>>13279903
>>13279908
Just make a Monster People thread then or something

>>13279908
Same fucking thing. No excuse to have two threads.

>>13279913
No thanks Bait-kun

>>13279906
80% cocoa solids a best.

>>13279903
>>13279908
>>13279919
Stop responding to bait you know it bait, idiots. Report and ignore.

>>13279920
I like Milk Chocolate better.

>>13279917

As soon as the mods deal with that troll thread you'll get your wish.

>>13279924
I thought this was the troll thread.

>>13279923
You taste is okay too

>>13279923
slut

>>13279928
>okay
Yours is too.

I am not sure what to make of a green fox that uses electrical based magics

>>13279935
She'd be pretty static in personality I bet.

>>13279822
>cute freckles
>great tracks of land
>booty
>moe hand/feet complex
>smells like flowers
Troll is so great

>>13279822
It doesn't even look like she has nipples. Its official... Trolls dont have tities

>>13279936
That was a pretty shocking assumption.

>>13279933
I actually prefer my Elves very milky.

>you will never be captured by a lich
>you will never be held against your will in her creepy tomb
>you will never be forced to perform numerous perverted "experiments" with her while she emotionlessly analyses your reaction to intense pleasure

>>13279940
Milky elves are great.
Moreso when they've milky jugs

>>13279935
All hail the new fluffy Zappy-sama! I'd let her torture and milk me with her fluffy, electric tail.

>>13279940
like this guy does his?

>>13279927

>monstergirl threads since september
>a single monsterboy thread crops up today
>but we're the troll thread somehow

Try harder.

Everything I love in my life is dead and I want to die

I'm crying right now, what would a Monster Girl do?

>>13279948
Don't respond to bait
Report and ignore, you fucking mongoloid

The master race. I want her tail in my bum

>>13279948
It was a joke about the op post.

>>13279951

An undead would simply be confused.

Of course everything you love is dead, aren't things nicer this way?

>>13279946
I prefer white hair with brown skin, but otherwise looking good.

>>13279955

I noticed the moment I posted the response. So I deleted it in my shame.

>>13279954
Do they even have a vagina? Or just a anus?

>>13279954
I want my dick in her tail bum.

>>13279960
Cloaca, anon. One hole to rule them all.

What monsters are in your harem /jp/?

>>13279889
>The bartender seems to find the scene amusing too and doesn't stop it
>Must be bored in such a quiet bar
>Cassie is getting Terri's shirt off now
>Dormouse is weakly accepting it
>Cassie's hands slip under the bra to feel at the small breasts
>The hinezumi keeps the kiss locked
>But the fun ends when the succubus manager comes out of the back
>Cassie is too angry about being forced to stop to pay the tab, so you have to cover it
>It's an awkward ride home as Terri drives and you keep Cassie content on your lap in the back
>But as soon as you get in the door of Cassie's apartment the hinezumi snatches Terri up and tries to run off with her to the bedroom
>Before promptly tipping over and tumbling to the ground
>You close the door behind you and walk on over
>And pick both of them up under your arms
>Like hell you can settle down and not have more fun with the two
>You carry them into the bedroom and toss them on the bed
>Cassie lunges at Terri to pull the poor dormouse's clothes off
>Terri whines and tries to crawl away
>But only gets tackled by Cassie before she can get off the bed
>You are already naked and ready, but watch the two some more
>Cassie pins Terri by sitting on her back before taking off her own clothing
>Everyone is naked and varying degrees of drunk
>Cassie makes the first move and flips Terri over
>Hungry grin on the hinezumi's face as she descends
>Putting her face down between those legs forces her ass up though
>And it's like a bulls-eye to you
>You move up behind Cassie and push your face into that lovely, steaming hot valley her round, toned ass makes
>As Cassie makes Terri squirm you return the favor to Cassie
>And the hinezumi doesn't seem to mind at all if the tail wrapped around your neck was any clue
>It's not long before you can't handle the hardness of your erection due to the cute noises coming from the dormouse
>So you stand up and line it up with the soaking hole you have made ready

>>13279958
Good taste.

>>13279965
I don't like where this is going

>>13279968
Damn that's a cute Anubis, I'd love to ream her bum after she comes home from a hard day at work.

>>13279968
I like your style

>>13279975
Stop giving me a boner, anon. I haven't fapped all Easter and I want to ask a 3d out tomorrow.

>>13279967
>Nyanon struggling to insert Thirdwheel-kun
Kek

>>13279975

>dark elf pretending to be modest

We all know she has a rape dungeon in the basement, they all do. She probably holds the family gatherings and hosts parties down there, too.

>>13279978

>asking a 3d out
Hey, your funeral pal.

>>13279978
>Asking a 3D
>When there's cute Elves
I posted the wrong pic last time

>>13279828
Cheesenugget, you sneaky bastard! Posting when I'm out jogging!

>>13279966
everything except cait sith

What would you do if your Daughteru got into trouble? Legal trouble?

>>13279978
Is your waifu a bicorn? Or do you just want to know what it's like dating a shittier succubus?

>>13279986
Call Saul?

>>13279986

Dick the Anubis judge so she'll be lenient.

>>13279>>13279967
at this point why is the dude even there lol

>>13279990
Would you walk out on that?

>>13279967

Meh.
>captcha: erape
What a fitting captcha for these threads.

>>13279822

>A Troll made a proper thread.

All praise the freckles and the booty and tail.

>>13279822
I want to till that booty.
With my penis.

You...you like my flowers, right, Anon?

>>13280010
Sure do. I think I'll sniff them right now!

>>13280010
Hamburger tits

>>13280013
can't unsee

>>13280013

Wit dem sesame seed buns right?

I'd give her some special sauce.

>>13279983
Muramasa isn't an elf you EOP.

>>13279822

Look at the size of those hands. I want to hold them while we make love in the missionary position with the lights out and do it solely for procreation. After this, we'd both go and pray to god for forgiveness for enjoying the act of procreation.

>>13280010
I prefer girls with cute, delicate hands which look like they might dance gracefully across a lyre's strings, not smash the fuck out of a gong barehanded

>>13280010
>>13280013
I'd hamburgle the shit out of her.

>>13279996
Is she the only KC girl with freckles?

>>13280021
Big fingers to tightly grip your member

>>13280015
Like mayonnaise?
>>13280020
God hates Trolls. Don't worship a God who hates Trolls. Worship Trollfu instead.

>>13279967
>The plunge inside is tight and boiling hot
>Good thing heat doesn't hurt you anymore
>Cassie lets out a squeak as you enter, her tail coming off your neck in her surprise
>You thrust into the rat that has forgotten what she was doing before
>She ends up making out with Terri as you squeeze her ass amidst the thrusting
>You decide to switch to Terri after a short time, another surprised squeak coming from the smaller rodent
>You do make sure to slap Cassie's ass so she doesn't feel left out
>Terri is tighter, but not quite as hot as the one on top
>But you can't hold on for much longer
>Push deep inside Terri to let it out
>Everyone takes a moment to rest
>Cassie a few moments less than the two of you
>She sits up and pulls you onto the bed, getting you on your back
>Before getting Terri up on your hips, making her sit down on your erection
>Cassie meanwhile almost sits on your face, giving you space to breath and work as she instructs Terri how to move
>Terri is nervous as fuck but does as told
>When she's doing good, you swear the two start making out again
>So you get to work with your mouth again as the dormouse bounces on you
>You last longer this time, but good things must come to an end
>Finish inside the dormouse again
>But at this point the only thing on your mind is rat snatch
>And you want a piece of it
>Cassie is too drunk to fight as you flip her off your face and onto the bed
>Terri is glad to have a break
>You pin Cassie down and pull her ass up
>She positions herself willingly and reaches back to line you up
>Since she's so eager, you don't hold back and ram it in
>Squeaks and moans rain out of you as you take a long while to get the third round out of you
>Once you do, you lay on top of Cassie and hold her to let yourself rest
>You fall asleep after you turn over and pull Terri into the group hug

And that's it for tonight. Third wheel anon shall forever be known as such.

>>13280019
She's an elf while in that form, anon.

>>13280027
We need art of this group hug.

>>13280025
>Handjob
No thanks. She'll never be better than me anyway. Also,
>Deathgrip

>>13279967
>Fire Rat going at the Sleepy Mouse
>Anon going at Fire Rat while she's going at the Sleepy Mouse
Trains are great. Simply great.

>>13280010
No, fuck off.

>>13280038
Fine, if you want to cross the river, you can just pay Charon to use her ferry.

>>13279984
Yeah, I'm like that. I gotta be to catch mice.

>>13280027
>rodent cuddle pile
I want this.

>>13280027
Doublemaus is great route for Threesome indeed, Third Wheel or no.

>>13280041
Can't you use other tricks, like putting up big signs that say "Cheese and hugs"?

>Yandere mermaid

>She was bleeding. A rod of steel stood upright, embedded in her fins. She had barely escaped the fisherman, with her precious blood dripping on the rocks. She stood there paralyzed, praying for salvation. A pair of steps approached.

>The fisherman was desperately scrabbling the blood stained water in his hands. Youth. It was the blood of youth. A mermaid. A one in a million chance of encounter. He had fired his harpoon to get some of the so called 'blood of youth'. But she had escaped and left behind a red trail. And it was all in front of him.

>He leaned closer scooping up the water. With it, his fishing hook grabbed the trigger of the harpoon, triggering it. The harpoon went point blank through his head, piercing his skull, leaving behind a husk of a man. The body fell into the water, with his body in a pool of mermaid blood. The blood stained sea water went inside his agape mouth. At last, he had achieved eternal youth.

>Meanwhile a lonely man stood on the beach, sulking about. He paced to and fro from the beach. He noticed a cave and walked over, seeking solace from the unbearable sun. His steps echoed across the cavern.

>He turned on his light and walked inwards. His light flashed on a pool of water, with round rocks jutting out like eggs. He sat down on one of the damp rocks and laid down, contemplating about why he never found a companion.

>>13280044
>hfw the cheese was a lie

>>13280040

I like Charon though.

She really floats my boat, I'd like to be shipped with her.

>>13280044
Tried that. Did get mice, also got holsts that wanted me to try the cheese they made themselves. You try explaining to a holst you like small chests.

>>13280047

>Yandere mermaid

That's a bold move Cotton, let's see if it pays off.

>>13280048
Technically it isn't if you profess your love cheesily enough.
>>13280049
You sunk my battleship.
>>13280051
Maybe they wouldn't have such big honkers if you milked them properly?

>>13280049
She's a nice girl.

>>13280047

Was there any need for the edgy fisherman killing?

Is there a MG that can overpower Felicia the Strong?

>>13280058
It was pretty final destination tier

>>13280055

For me

>>13280058
I'm trying to make this one a brothers grimm kind of feeling. It sucked. Sorry for that.

>>13280060

Probably since you can't tell what's happening in that chicken scratch.

>>13280060
baphomet

>>13280060
Felicia's great...as a meat-shield to tank the magic spam in that fucking Hellhole.

>>13280070

Baph relies entirely on powerful magic. I'd love to see a story about her meeting a guy who is immune to her spells. Her desperation/horror as she realises that she's useless here would be entertaining.

I ever tell you about the time I won a beauty pageant?

>>13280078
>Their outward appearance is that of a little girl, but out of all the monsters, they possess the most physical power.

>>13280027
Seriously though nyan, I like all your other stuff but this feels more like a story about a guy intruding on an already established relationship.

>>13280037
>>13280042
>>13280043
Glad you liked it.
Now stop asking for more doublemaus, please. I can't take a joke.

>>13280084

Shit, I forgot that.

>>13280086
>I can't take a joke
Sounds like you and Alpie have something in common.

>>13280078
>>13280084
I was about to say, they carry around those massive fucking scythes, I'm pretty sure the'd wreck you.

>>13280085

This. Nyanon is alright but you could tell he just wanted this over and done with.

>Have a Wurm waifu
>She asks what you'd like for lunch, she's sweet like that.
>Tell her you'd like a cold cut sandwich
"You got it, Honey!"
>She brings you this at the table.
...
>You still love the hell out of your Wurm waifu

>>13280093
>not cut
worst waifu ever

>>13280090

>Nyanon then deletes his pastebin

Fuck, it annoys me so much when writefags do that.

>>13280092
Now I feel bad for ever asking for it. It wasn't supposed to be this way.
>>13280093
That's pretty cold.

>>13280081
>"I don't think so, it was like last week though right? That big one down town?"

>>13280093
Is that ice on bread? Why isn't it cut?

>>13280097
Do you maybe want more apologies?
>>13280099
Oh no, you're letting yourself be seduced by her!

>>13280084
I still refuse to believe they are the strongest physically.
Fucking KC and his absurd love for Baphos.

>>13280097
>writefags
I thought only alp did this, and only once? You make it sound like it happens all the time.

>>13280097
If I didn't delete the master anon logs, or even the parts when it went to shit, I won't wipe my bin.

>>13280098
>It wasn't supposed to be this way
Why do all my stories steer towards that end?

>>13280103
>and only once
Three times. He's deleted all of his stories three times.

>>13280098

Don't feel bad, its the cycle. A writefag begins, is really active for around two or three months, declines, and then the disappearance happens.
The cycle cannot be stopped. It has continued for longer than you can fathom.

>>13280101
>implying I'm not the one doing the seducing by making her feel young and beautiful again.
This is my fetish pertaining to older women.

>>13280085
Technically it was established at the same time. One mouse just likes the other mouse more than the guy, while the other mouse prefers the guy.

It's a love triangle that decides to just be a triangle rather than try to resolve into a line.

I'm thinking of becoming a writefag. Too many scenarios floating around in my head. Most of it could be a long ass story with sex and harems and adventures and shit. /jp/ is motivating me.

>>13280104
>Why
Because you're being everyone's bitch and doing what they tell you to do instead of following your heart. Follow the heart, Cheesenugget.

>>13280102
Eh, if you were to classify the 3 Strongest Monsters, it'd be Lich (Highest Magic Stats), Dragon (Highest Strength Stats), and Baphomet (Highest of Both).

And then the Chimaera is more OP than all of them by virtue of getting doubly broken strength of a Dragon and Baphomet, and a Baphomet's magic.

>>13280115
Do it.

>>13280109
>One mouse just likes the other mouse more than the guy
Which is not the way it should be, they should both prefer him but also like each other.

>>13280115
Are you ready to commit yourself? Are you ready to be hated irrationally? Are you willing to sacrifice your free time to produce content of a steady quality to people who will never thank you for it?
Because it's pretty great once you get used to it.

>>13280115
>Most of it could be a long ass story with sex and harems and adventures and shit.
What, you wanna be the next Moose or somethin'?

>>13280115

Good. The more the merrier. Just take my advice and initially stick to one shot chapters at first, multi chapter stories are harder to pull off, what with the pacing and all.

>>13280116
That actually makes sense. How do I follow the heart and not be a bitch?

>>13280117
I still think he made Baphos that strong because he likes them the most.
They were basically religious idols used to take down Templars, and now they're his favorite loli idol.

>>13280125
By not asking how to follow the heart and not be a bitch.

>>13280104
>>13280116
This. This is why. >>13280120
Just do full-out yuri if you want, put it in a pastebin, and link it. What happens, happens.

>>13280125
How would I know? I'm the biggest bitch around.

>>13280121
Not him, but one guy called me a faggot for making him snort his drink. I cried for a week.

>>13280122

People still read Moose's story? I like his writing and world building, but he's trying to make an epic out of a pornographic setting.

>>13280131
You'll fit right it neo-alp.

>>13280135
>to make an epic out of a pornographic setting
But that's good.

>>13280128

>Yuri
Sure, if you want Nyanon to join the big four. Honestly, I see it happening. The most hated writefags always started off as being popular.

>>13280126
KC is a major lolicon

>>13280135
A lot of anons like the shounen style.

>>13280136
I think I fit in pretty seamlessly. Barely made a ripple, and now I just drop updates every so often and people go "oh, cool." It's a comfy is underwhelming level of recognition, like a column writer for a local newspaper
>Oh, I read that one. Was that you? That's cool.

>>13280119
k.

>>13280121
I have too much free time and not enough interests. I work and go to school, but that's about it. I have a pretty thick skin (I'd like to think so at least.) I don't really need thanks, I just want these damn ideas out of my head so they don't get lost. If just a few people enjoy my shit, thats more than enough.

>>13280122
I'm not sure who that is.

>>13280123
That's the plan. I'm thinking of writing way out of order or else I'll get bored and frustrated. Maybe write a bunch of one-shots and connect them in the end.

Hey Anon's so without posting any pictures. And no judging, can you tell us which girl from MGQP part 1 is your favorite? Again, no judging. We're all in this together. I'm pretty sure we're all pretty depraved.

I like the oujou banana slug girl.

>>13280148
I've only seen the ones posted here, but I like the healthy harpy.

>>13280147
>I have a pretty thick skin
Most likely people are just going to ignore you even if you're bad, well, unless you shit up the threads with it.

>>13280148
I've never played and never will play any of the MGQ games.

>>13280142
Obviously. It makes a lot of sense for the whol Bapho and Bapho complex stuff because of that.

>>13280147
>that's more than enough
I see, I see. I used to think like you. Now I want headpats.
Get to work then. Come up with a catchy name, too.

>>13280148
Is enough of Paradox translated to bother with?

>>13280047
>The man heard weeping echoing across the walls. He quickly stood up and scanned the area with his light. Was someone hurt? He jumped off the boulder, landing with a definite thump.

>"Is anyone there?" His voice echoes the dark cavern. He walks closer to the pond. He swivels his beam of light, searching for the source of the weeping. He steps closer with the water now at ankle level. His light shines on a scaled figure, with her face contorted in pure terror.

>"Please don't hurt me anymore! I-I'll let you take my blood so please don't hurt me!" Her weeping turns into full blown tears as she bawls her eyes out in front of him. She puts up her arms, as if to protect herself from danger. She trembles as the man steps closer. "P-Please... I don't want anymore pain happening to me..."

>The man stood in confusion. It was such an outlandish scenario, as if straight out of a shitty writer's story. The man was unsure how to act.

>"Uh.. shit. I'm not here to hurt you. P-Please don't be scared." Shit. He was cursing at himself for being so awkward. It was as if his lines were delivered to him by an author who couldn't make normal dialog. He stretched his hands out to her. "I'm not here to hurt you. If you're so worried, I'll stand here right next to you. How does that sound?"

>The woman grabbed his outstretched hands with great reluctance, pulling it back as soon as they touched.

>"Then it's a deal then." The man sat down on a nearby rock.

>>13280151
I'm no spammer. I'm just here to write I guess. anything past that is extra.

>>13280148
Bandit Lizard Leader.

>>13280152

You are a sronger man than I.

>>13280155

Some has.

>>13280156
>It was such an outlandish scenario, as if straight out of a shitty writer's story.
> It was as if his lines were delivered to him by an author who couldn't make normal dialog
2meta4me

>>13280140
In my experience yuri honestly isn't reviled that much around here, and the autists who go after it whenever it's brought up tend to be most ready to just ignore it and move along.

>>13280163
I kek'd

>Not wanting to be wrapped up by an oujo slug girl.

>>13280164
Nah man, calling other people autists when trying to force your fetish is like opening with the Queen's Gambit in chess.

>>13280148
Touch fluffy tail

>>13280148
She may not be very popular but I really like the living doll. I'm fairly possessive and having a nice loli who requires lots of hot loving is the dream. Plus she can train any future lolis in all things lewd.

>>13280147

>I have pretty thick skin

How's the Miami Mutilator case going?

>>13280173
Oh, don't misunderstand me.

Everyone here's an autist in some way or another.
I thought that was established with the numerous, unending arguments.

>>13280151

That is actually worse than negative comments. You post something you're unsure of and almost no one replies. You have no way of knowing if you did ok.

>>13280183
And then you can't even ask anyone because it would be attentionwhoring. I know your pain.

>>13280172
Fun fact Slugs are Herms. So don't post that shit

>>13280191

Y..you mean don't post THAT shit, Anon? Because you're tempting me.

>sitting in old thread for an hour
>man, we're really dead tonight
>look down in the corner
>archived
It's amazing that you can embarrass yourself without anyone even seeing you be a retard

>>13280202
Hope you liked the creepy crawly keeping you company there.

>>13280202
And no one would have know had you not told us. I've done that too.

>>13280156
>"Are you hurt?" The man asked the trembling girl. "I mean, if you're okay with telling me." He hastily added on. "Y-Yes" Her voice trembles even more as tears begin dripping down her cheeks. "Can you show me where you are hurt?"
She aligned her fins to the light. The harpoon jutted out of her fins leaking a thick trail of blood.
"Oh, Wow. That looks pretty bad. Stay here for a moment, I'll get some supplies at my house."
>The man leaves the cave as he runs out to his house. The mermaid stays there wondering why he decided to save her. He was unlike all the other humans. He cared about her, so much that he was wasting his precious time to help her. He didn't even want her blood. He just cared for her, as a person. Her heart began to flutter. This was one of these feelings she had read in one of her romance books. It was like she was rescued by a prince charming. She began to feel even more and more warm as her heart was bursting through her chest. Was this love? It felt so sudden and... with no reason. In truth, she was suffering delusions from blood loss and her head wasn't all that... functional from the lack of blood. She was dreaming of the man that saved her and firmly came to believe that he was her prince charming. Blood loss is quite a scary thing. She had fallen completely head over heels over him in a matter of an hour. Mermaids were quick to fall in love with someone. She was also on the verge of death.

I'm going to sleep now. Will continue later.

>>13280204
Thanks for reminding me to check Night Terrors. I somehow missed Alp posting the update.

>>13280215
Oh you're very welcome. Remember kids: brush yo teeth!

You know what? I'm sorry, I got caught up in these weird "let's piss each other off" arguments. Let's start off on friendly grounds.

Cute Spidergirls.

>>13280224
Loligoth Spidergirls

>>13280224
>Cute
washboard plz
I could play marbles on that chest
I could use that chest as a level
I could lick them while I fug her

>>13280224

I really don't get spidergirls. Spiders are terrifying, and giving a big spider half a girl to wear as a hat doesn't help things.

>>13280237
>terrifying
I think that's the point

>>13280235
tasty

>>13280237
But the fangs are the scary part of a spider, and she has a pussy there instead. That's a perfect fear boner

>>13280224
This is a blue board, asshole

So what kind of plant girl do people prefer, the type that's rooted in the ground or the ones that can walk around?

>>13280237
>giving a big spider half a girl to wear as a hat
Reminds me of the spider girl from Princess X. Now that was terrifying.

>>13280248
I'd good either way.

>>13280248
The later. Makes the logistics of going anywhere together much simpler.

>>13280248
They've got to be able to move around. Waifus and harems are good for hot quests and adventures.

>>13279822
I wanna play around with that troll's tail

>>13280245
Not him but it is censored. Unless you mean the nipples, and do those even count?
Itty bitty spider titties

>>13280253
So what type of monster girl is your preferred adventurer waifu and/or party-harem?

>>13280248
The spooky kind.

>>13280244

In my mind I'd be essentially shoving my dick into the spider's mouth that way. My dick couldn't go softer from that thought.

I wouldn't care if she's the sweetest girl you could meet, I'd (politely) nope the hell out of there. If you like Spidergirls that's fine, but I'd even go for an Amazon over those things. The fear factor is just too high for me.

>in some writefag stories arachnophobia turns them on more

I'd literally die.

>>13280256
Come on man. hentai aint sfw just 'cause its censored.

>>13280256
While I know the nipples do count, I'm not entirely sure about the censuring.
Either way he's violating board rules

>>13280258
My harem (as of now) is a Living Doll, a Shirohebi, a Ryu and either a Mermaid or a Water Elemental.

>>13280261
You just don't get scarousal. That's fine though, it ain't for everybody.

>>13280262
>>13280263
I know. I just wanted to bully the flatty.

>>13280275
So you posted NSFW material knowing it was against board rules? Are you asking for a ban?

>>13280259

this reminds me of that broken TV you find in Half Life 2, the one that's in the rubble pile playing the creepy music with Gman on a boat

>>13280279
See
>>13280256
>Not him

>>13280281
On an anonymous image board saying "not me/him" doesn't actually mean anything.

I want to be a loving house husband to a amazon!
I want to be princess carried by an amazon!
I want to be ravaged by my amazon wife!
I want to be her cute daki!
I want to be her loyal househusband, relieving her stressThrough hardcore sex centered around her pleasure
I want to dress in cute cosplay for my amazon wife!

>>13280279
Not him but it's not like bans are a big deal for most people. You can get banned and be back the next minute with the mods non the wiser, even moot acknowledged it.

Snakes are the best

>>13280248

I've seen too many doujins, including Ahobaka. Plants are evil, greedy creatures. They care about no one and only care about their own growth. You just can't trust a plant. That's not discriminatory, it's just the truth. they're selfish and evil.

>>13280288
Most people don't have dynamic IP, actually.
And ban evading is a big big offense.

>>13280261
>Not wanting the spider to rear up on its two hind legs and wrap its other six and its two arms around you in a tight, heavy, chitinous hug
>Not wanting her mass to dwarf you as she kisses the crown of your head and holds your face to her chest
>Not wanting her to slip your ereaction into her hungry, slick, hot nethers and thrust you into her, swaying on her arachne hind and using the motion to fuck you powerfully into the wall.
>Not wanting her to whisper into your ear in this position, and lick the inside as her fangs slip into your throat and pump you full of her aphrodesiac venom
>Now wanting to feel yourself harden even more under her, smelling her faint perfume of mountain flowers mixing with the scent of your sex

>>13280248
Which ever one doesn't eat people.

>>13280286
Unless you are talking about people posting stuff that's against the rules. Mods can see your IP, why would I bother to lie about that?

>>13280280
I'd scream like a little girl if I came across a TV like that.

>>13280297
None of us are mods though.

>>13280290
yes

>>13280301
What would I get out of saying 'not him' in that context if it wasn't true? Stop being silly, Anon.

>>13280299
That's not how it's done.

>>13280304
I want to be wrapped up while she has her way with me

>>13280295
>spider legs wrapped around me

That has to be one of the most horrifying things I can think of. NO THANK YOU.

>getting pumped full of venom

Also no.

>>13280287
>I want to dress in cute cosplay for my amazon wife!
What sort of cosplays would an amazon like? Army man? Butler?

>>13280314
Anthropologist or missionary.

>>13280314
Elf

>>13280314
Sherlock holmes.

>>13280310

There needs to be a story about a massive arachnophobe and the sweet natured arachne who wants to help him.

>>13280314
Businessman
>He likes to dress up as the bread winner
>It's so deliciously perverse.

>Menu/Event List for this week's Bacchus Orgy Invitational (all are welcome)

>Fallow deer roasted with onion sauce, dates, raisin oil, and honey
>Deep-fried honey soaked roasted pork
>Flamingo boiled with figs and bay leaves
>Sweet wine-cakes smothered in dark chocolate and served upon the nude body of the attendant of your choosing

>Events include open invitational wrestling in the pool of Holstaurus milk and a dance competition

>Exclusive performance by Mistavas the Great, world's foremost erotic Succubus magician

>>13280314
Sexy maid or sexy cat.

>>13280322
This reminds me, did Alp write about Satyrs yet?

>>13280320
There was a short greentext of this nature months ago and I curse the fact that I didn't cap it

>>13280309
yes plz.

>>13280308
This only works if she's cute.

>>13280324

Aren't Baphomets technically Satyrs?

>>13280321
>Businessman
>she plays a housewife
>she cooks dinner in a naked apron while he molests her
Extremely cute. Until the RP session is over and she bruises his pelvis.

>>13280308

Could you tame the wrathful heart of an Onryo?

>>13280329
No, baphomets are too young to drink wine silly.

>>13280329
I thought they were demons.

>>13280329
Yes?

>>13280331
I'd break her combos

>>13280333

They can be up to 1000 years old according to KC. But you're right, they'd probably claim to be cold and get Onii-chan to go to the store for some soda to warm them up.

>>13280314
Naked apron
Scholar/Nerd
Dessert Platter

>>13280270
>Living Doll
That's a rare one. Though she might see a rise in popularity with Bloodborne.

>>13280331
Thumbnail looks like a dude with a mustache.

>>13280320
>>13280325
Turns out it wasn't even a greentext.
Based archive.
https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12994355/#13000844

>>13280341
Bloodborne made me moist. I have a pretty big doll fetish irl I prefer loli dolls though.

>>13280341
Yeah, until now it's been almost exclusively for shinkifags.

>>13280342

She has a bunch of weird effects around her. This any better?

>>13280344
not gunna lie anon, that's pretty fucking creepy

>>13280344
Yeah, small and flat lends itself better to dolls for me too.

>>13280347
Yeah ok, I'd 'tame' her.

>>13280344
>doll fetish
Muh nigga. I make my Shinki hug me and then fap with her.

>>13280347
A++ cute would fuck.

>>13280350
I'm secure. I'm not so far gone as to swear off real women. I have a social life. It's small because I'm an introvert, but I'm a well adjusted person.

>>13280344
I'd love a fuckdoll if she had dolljoints and a stylized face instead of being creepy like real fuckdolls.

You're minding your own business shopping or something you might usually do outside, when you notice a dragon girl appears to be follow you. You play it cool, but as she edges closer you hear her humming the Jurassic park theme.
What do you do?

>>13280368
Ask her out for some lunch.

>>13280364
I have 3 dollfie dreams with some... special attachments. They're really anime-like so they don't creep me out at all. There are a lot of dolls that do still creep me out though. That's a different /jp/ thread though.

Mods are asleep
Post Manticores

>>13280374
How about we post yukis instead?

>>13280374
Or we could post superior monster girls

>>13280368
Join in with lyrics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=428IyxSfsls

>>13280368
Lure her in with shiny things and then tie her up and make her my sex slave.

>>13280374
No.

>>13280379
I'm ok with that.

>>13280384
You sure know the best bait for dragons. But what dwarf forged bindings could hold a dragon?

>>13280372
>800+ bucks a pop
Shit nigga, you really value your faps.

>>13280378
Yes Yuki is superior

>>13280379
But to do that, you'd need to post something better than a Manticore - something we all know is impossible!

Can someone post the pastebin link for Vengeance? My bookmarks shat themselves.

>>13279513
Das cute, Alp. Nojiko's getting more adorable with each update.
>letting her go around commando
Lewd!

Now that I think about it, this is written as the MC's diary that others may read in case of his unexplained disappearance, so it doesn't lend itself well to raunchier stuff.

>>13280379

Must every Kraken be shown this?

http://www.wikihow.com/Hug

>>13280388
Magic bro. Maybe some nice drug cocktails to get that first push, make it easier.

>>13280347
>She's close now
>Her eyes are wide, crazy
>Blood red lips split in a leer to reveal sharp fangs
>You're as trapped as you seem, though not nearly as scared
>"Oh, I do so love it when little rabbits don't run"
>"What will it be? Will I get to tear that delicious throat of yours out with my bare teeth?..."
>"...Or will that beautiful sounding heart of yours explode before that?"
>She has the path to your left blocked
>Right is no retreat
>You struggle not to grin
>She herself is wide open
>You dash the few steps forward, and she falters a step back, surprised, and yet like a true predator, instantly realizing her mistake
>It's too late for her though
>Your lips lay across hers, your arms wrap around her thin, delicate frame in a tight embrace, and you slay her
>You watch as you press your lips against hers, slip your tongue into her mouth, as her eyes, already wide in a bloodlust craze, soften, as she struggles weakly in your grip
>And then she stops struggling, and a timid tongue mixes with yours as she begins to return the kiss
>Your leg slips between hers, and you hold her closer, intimately pressing the bulge of your swelling manhood against her steadily moistening muff, blasphemous fabric all that separates the two of you
>Soon, the need to breathe burns through you, and you release her lips, the two of you gasping raggedly, for breath
>"Y-you don't... fear me?"

>>13280397
Krakens are already natural born huggers

>>13280374
Hello, my name is Anon and I'm addicted to tailpussy.

>>13280404
They make a cream for that.

>>13280397
They don't need it. They know all of that shit from birth

>>13280392
I was a bit of a shithead with money awhile back. Had some saved funds available and no responsibility or sense of it. (I was going through some pretty heavy shit, but that's whatever.) Now that I live on my own and have my own job and shit I'm not such a retard. I have no regrets though.

>>13280405
I'd rather make some cream for a thick, throbbing, slavering tailpussy.

>>13280413
Nah make, buy store brand stuff. Making it yourself is how you get ghost pepper burns on your dick.
Wait, you are talking about manticore repelling cream, right?

>>13280401

I'm not clever enough to add anything to that but...

>>13280410
>There's 2hu and Fate dollfies
Fucking shit, if I was rich as hell I'd throw thousands of dollars into these things (assuming these can be fitted with the onahole parts).

>>13280417
Yeah, sure. "Repelling" cream, that's right.

>>13280401
I've always wanted to see something like this scenario. Some of those evil spirits really seem like they could use some love. Good shit, man.

>>13280424
Of course they can. The options are limited, but it's definitely an experience.

>>13280393
They're too frigid for my tastes.

>Oy, smallfry! What'choo lookin' at, huh? You want a beating or what?
>Tell ya what, smallfry, I'll forgive ya on a condition. Ya wanna hang out?
>C'mon, ya gotta pretty girl who wants to go the movies 'n out for ice cream, ya can't manage that?
>S'fine, I'll pay. That still counts as takin' me out!
>I-...I'll threaten your teachers so ya ain't gotta worry 'bout stayin' out too late, alright?
>...Please. Please go out with me...

>>13280424
I never knew I wanted this until now.
Stop making me want thousand dollar dolls.
...just look at that adorable doily parasol!

>>13280428
This.

>>13280447
m8

>>13280448
Only a thousand bucks and you could be fucking that cute Ran like on onahole with one hand while running your fingers through her fluffy tails with the other. I'm seriously getting the dolllust too, I'm just lucky I'm too poor to even consider it.

I want to harden her scales.

>>13280447
There is something really adorable about a desperate Oni.

>>13280448
You do you anon. As weird as it may sound, owning dolls has really helped my with my self image. It was rough for a bit and I got judged a lot, but eventually I just stopped caring. I like what I like, and I'm not hurting anybody and I'm not a creep. 10/10 would dolls again.

>>13280447
If her date wants to cuddle with her, would she refuse because she's afraid of poking him?

>>13280419
>>13280428
I guess I'll keep going then. Procrastination, ho!

>You take her taloned hand in yours, and slide your fingers in between hers, extending a single finger, tipped with a razor that alone could take your life
>She gasps, and holds her breath, shaking slightly as you take control of her tool of murder
>She looks like she doesn't want you to do whatever it is you're about to do, but the fast spreading wetness seeping into the thigh of your jeans where it's pressed up against her bare womanhood tells another story.
>You take the tip of it and slide it down your chest
>The fabric of your shirt falls away, leaving the barest of lacerations down your front which struggles to even weep blood
>A drop of it still clings to her finger, however, and she watches intently as you pop it into your mouth, and lick it clean, unable to supress your grin as you lock eyes with her
>Now topless, you bring her hand to your chest, just above your heart, and rest it there, her palm flat
>"My heart pounds, but it isn't fear babe."
>She licks her lips subconsciously, as a steady, heavy blush begins to spread across her face
>"But every one else... s-sure it was defense at first, b-but I'm a murderer!"
>You grab her shoulders, and spin, pinning her against the wall you once were forced up against
>"I could... hurt you..."
>You seal her protests with a kiss before resting your forehead against hers, noses barely touching
>"Stop. My penis can only get so erect."
>"I-I...see..."
>You trail the kisses down her cheek and jaw, one of her hands coming to the back of your head, the other resting on your hip. She guides your head lower, letting you linger upon the pale, soft flesh of her collarbone.
>When your lips pop free, you've left a splotchy dark bruise upon her, marking her as yours
>She giggles quietly to herself, a strange, uncharacteristic, and oh so arousing sound

>>13280462
I make and sell plushies and honestly the only thing keeping me from making a Deka Fumo knockoff and rigging an onahole into it is my self-image as a functional member of society.

>>13280464
>"Stop. My penis can only get so erect."
tippity-top kek

I just woke up and saw that other thread. Man that's some comedy.
This board is like 80% Touhou image dumps, but one thread gets them so upset.

>>13280466
I feel you on that. As long as you're already a mostly functioning member of society though, maybe give it a try?

>>13280472
It's a losing battle. I already sleep with a Yuru Yuri plushie, so I guess it's only a matter of time before I fuck one of them.

>>13280469
Is /jp/ /a/'s outcast?

>>13280477
Yes, it was a board meant to divide all the not-quite-anime into an exile.
Stopped the era of "lol touhou hijack"

>>13280464
>"Stop. My penis can only get so erect."
Agreed, MC. This is too good.

>>13280469
Yeah man. I woke up to 800+ replies, and I think the first 250 or so were just fucking hilarious. Deleted shit everywhere.

>>13280477
It is, actually.

>>13280464
This guy.

>>13280464
>You trail your kisses down, to the first button of the oversized, bloodstained white shirt, her only clothing
>You move to unbutton it, when she slaps your hands away
>Startled and curious, you look up, only to see her grinning down at you, she orders you through her heavy breathing.
>"Teeth."
>You smirk, but rather than pick the button out, you cling to the entire thing with your teeth, and tear it out
>Her generous chest shakes with the motion, and she gasps as your viciousness
>She chides you, voice a mix of insult and arousal,
>"Y-You broke it!"
>You smile up at her
>"It's ugly. I'll buy you a cute dress later."
>"A D...Dress?"
>You smile a little wider at her feminine reaction, but don't answer, kissing the freshly bared flesh all over
>You slip your tongue into the crack of her cleavage, and marvel as her full breasts jiggle
>Her pink areola barely peeking out from the filthy white, ancient shirt
>Next button.
>You bend lower, and take the button in your teeth, this tine yanking it down, setting her bust bouncing up, and spilling out over the next button, tits completely bared now
>Your pants become painfully tight as you marvel the sight of her beautiful, moonlight white titflesh, tipped by the brightest pink nipples you've ever seen
>She might scold you, but you risk it none the less, heart beating up in your throat as you reach out for her mammaries
>Your fingers sink sinfully deep in her luxurious flesh, and she whines and chews her knuckle as you lift and pull them around, biting the pink cherry, and pulling until it slips from your teeth, marveling at the ripples
>"You...You can't seriously tell me no one has tried this before."
>She blushes and turns away from you
>"T-they all just... screamed and shot at me..."
>...
>You let that sink in for a moment
>"Oh, there'll be screaming."
>"Iyaahn~" She lets out a distinctly cute cry as you attack her breasts again, nibbling at the stiffening rosebuds of her feminine wiles, licking, and flicking.

Its probably either butthurt locals who can't stand there being a thread that isn't all Touhous and onaholes although at this point we're also locals, fujoshit/LDR wanting monsterboys, or our old friends from /a/ trying to finish the job.

>>13280490
meant for
>>13280469

>>13280490
>can't stand there being a thread that isn't all Touhous and onaholes
>implying MGG isn't at least 40% touhous and onaholes
I bet they're mad we eat up some of the touhou pictures tbh.

>>13280488
>>"T-they all just... screamed and shot at me..."
Poor spirit. At least she can be loved now.

Sorry for the dangerously cheese dialog. Spinal Tap has me thinking on a more primal level.

>>13280488
>Her legs go weak and she shakes as she rests as much weight as she can on the supporting wall
>You look up from your molestation of her chest in sheer surprise
>"You didn't just... cum from me playing with your breasts did you?"
>This time she goes even redder than the blood she bathes in, "N-no one has... touched me before."
>"Ohoh, not even yourself?"
>She purses her lips and looks away
>Thoroughly teased, and more than willing by now if the steady dripping of her delta upon the concreted floor is anything, you decide it's more than time enough to move on to the next button
>Your teeth wrap around the next button when you hesitate, growing irritated and pained in equal measures, cock fit to burst
>"Oh fuck this."
>"F-fuck what?"
>"You!" you grab her top, and tear it apart, the buttons bouncing away, some torn, some hanging limp from their torn purchase
>Her heaving chest rises and falls alluringly, bathed as it is in the moonlight filtering in through the grimy skylight
>You do what any sane, or perhaps insane man does before this sight, and fall to your knees
>Your lips come level with her toned navel, the faintest outline of abs quivering under your attentions, muscles no doubt honed on the hunt
>You slip your tongue into her belly button, and feel it contract around you as her abs tighten in anticipation, having never been touched this low before.
>You follow up with a kiss and are surprised to feel her claws digging into your scalp
>Her Law filters down from above in husky, needy growls
>"Lower."
>She pushes your face lower and lower down her abdomen, until your lips come to her bush, grinding your face into her muff
>A suspicion comes to you, and you push back against her strength, hands on her hips, thrusting yourself away from her groin
>"W-what's wrong."
>"Let me look at this for a moment."

>>13280498
Time to post tiny Ran

>>13280490
Funny thing. I got into 2hus in the first place because of my like for monster girls. This was back when monster girl threads were an occasional thing, not a general, years before the exodus to /jp/.

I still have about as much hard drive space devoted to 2hus as I do to monster girls.

Where can I buy a timemachine?

>>13280518
In the future

>>13280514
More actually, now that I check it. 2hu doujin folder is over 20gigs

>>13280396
>so it doesn't lend itself well to raunchier stuff
You do realize that the situation has changed somewhat? It's not like he's scared of getting eaten up by a creepy crawly anymore. He's probably keeping the journal just to deal with his internal turmoil. Which means he'll write about whatever kinky stuff they get up to.

>>13280395
http://pastebin.com/ZZC24tUf

>>13280509
>You squint. It's quite wild, and unruly, the same black as the long, unwashed hair on her head
>You can't wait to throw this girl in a bath, and soak it in shampoo
>"I thought so."
>"You thought...what?"
>"It looks wild and sexy and unkempt but you actually trimmed this, didn't you."
>The insistent force demanding you return to her womanhood slackens as she fidgets in embarrassment, hands no longer forcing you anywhere, just resting on your head now
>"Now why would a lewd little spirit like you bother trimming this, if not to have it seen?"
>"I-I don't know..."
>"I won't continue if you don't tell me," you grin
>She gasps and looks down to you in a panic, before seeing your grin. She decides not to call your bluff none the less
>"S-Some one who came here...dropped a... magazine, a-and I saw...it... and thought it looked kinda...sexy, so...You don't... like it?"
>You chuckle, "I love it."
>You dip your head back down towards her pussy, and put your nose to it, taking in a deep breath, filling your mind with her scent, her womanliness, her pheromones.
>"N-no! Don't sniff it..."
>Her words are at direct odds with the way she pushes you further towards her, and thrusts her hips ever so slightly, grinding your face into her crotch, the powerful smell is enough to nearly rock you on your feet, and your tongue slips out, unbidden, instinctively, and circles around her clit, and traces the line of her labia
>The hands on your head clench almost painfully, as you trace kisses up and down her pussy, and slip your tongue into her sopping slit
>Her taste is almost tangy and carries with it an ethereal, unearthly sweetness, mixed with the musky sweat and excitement of the hunt
>You plunge your tongue in deeper, reveling in the taste and watch as she sighs, and brings a hand to her breast, kneading it gently as she rocks her child-birthing hips ever so slightly back and forth

Does your heart belong to a single monstergirl? Or would you take a harem if possible? If so, which monsters would you include in it?

>>13280529
Oh man. She is so fucking cute. My poor heart can't take it.

>>13280536
Ultimately, only one. There are three that I love, but I would forsake the other two for the first one without a second thought.

>>13280529

>sniffing
Many girls find that creepy. Honestly, I agree. Perhaps because its generally what animals do.

>>13280529
She's such a nice girl. She deserves this.

>>13280536
My heart belongs only to my waifu.

>>13280536
I'd love to have a rape menagerie with different kinds of bullyable girls. A Cyclops, some Fairies, maybe some unpopular fluffy and snake types.

>>13280544
>sacrificing any sense
She's a shit. Find a girl that gets off on the way you smell, and visa versa. You wouldn't sacrifice sight or touch would you?

>>13280529
>As you go deeper, her leg comes up over your shoulder, and her thigh pushes the back of your head, locking you into place where you belong, between the sensations of her soft, powerful thighs, and her deliriously delicious womanhood
>She squeezes you tighter with her thigh, cutting of your airflow, and begins moaning at a slow, low and steady pace, closer to climax
>"O-Ohhh, you feel so good. H-how do you feel so good?"
>You'd smile confidently if your thought process weren't so bent on making her cum before you suffocate
>Your tongue begins to scout out her sensitive depths, searching for the places which will flick her switches
>Her walls tighten crushingly, coiling in rolling motions around your tongue as you find one of her spots, and attack it relentlessly
>What was once tight would now cower Atlass under its force as she screams her rapture into the empty halls, and you whimper quietly as she threatens to tear your tongue out in her sheer cockthirst
>Thankfully, she releases you, and you fall back, landing on your ass in a thump, sucking in deep grateful drags of stale air
>She sinks to her hands and knees, the motion bringing her face inches from yours, and setting her bust swinging
>She studies you with her pale, icy blue eyes, with a smile plastered across her face
>You meet her gaze
>"Thank you." She lays a soft, innocent, happy kiss on your lips before you can reply. You fear she may think it over, until you feel her claws trace lines down your bare chest
>Ghost trails which ignite arcs of electricity up and down your spine, and set your flesh quivering
>You sigh in relief as she works the belt, and slides your pants down, freeing your cock

>>13280559
Would you rape them all equally? Don't want any of them getting jealous.

>>13280546
Beta please. My heart belongs to me and my waifu and our wurm pet/roommate

>>13280564
I'd rape my Lizardgirl a lot less. I'd also make her cosplay as a Dragon with a himecut and the works to make her feel bad about herself. I'd rape my Cyclops the most, but I'd nut in her eye every time to offset all the attention I'm giving her.

>>13280570
Keeping of harem of girls to rape is one thing, but being a jerk is just uncalled for.

I'm finally going to be with my waifu!

I'll see you on the other side brothers.

>>13280578
>non-bully rape
Paladin please. It's hardly even rape if you aren't a jerk about it.

I'd sometimes have gentle vanilla sex with my Cyclops to confuse her. I'd go as far as to hold hands with her and tell her I'm gonna cum inside and tell her to give me a child, but then I'd pull out at the last moment and jizz in her eye again.

>>13280561

No, I mean I also find sniffing creepy. If a girl starting doing that to me I'd honestly be taken aback by it.

>>13280581
You better not summon something with that face.

>>13280593
That's a shame. I mean, I'm not the type to go sniffsniffing, but it wouldn't bother me to have someone who wanted to smell me. Actually, I had someone lay their head on me when I was younger and smell my chest for a bit. Said I smelled good. I still don't understand, since I didn't even have anything special on, but... to each their own, I guess. Was probably a good compliment.

>>13280586
Honestly, if you treat her like that, she might want vanilla love instead of getting raped. You could continue to do that before forcing her to watch you having tender loving sex with a better girl before you cum inside of her. Then lap up her tears.

>>13280593
You'd be taken a back by a girl bringing her nose to the base of your dick and filling her nose and lungs with your scent? Well... okay man. Whatever does it for you I guess. I don't mean dog sniffing obviously

>>13280561
>Mesmerized, she watches it bounce around before it settles into place, rigid and hard as it has ever been, twitching slightly with each thrum of your ecstatic heart
>Her eyes hone in on the bead of pre which bubbles forth under her attention. Her tongue slips out to taste it, and she sighs as it sparks fire across her tastebuds
>She looks at your cock, opens her mouth and her tongue slips out.
>She goes for what makes sense to her first, and the tip of her tongue flicks against your urethra, the sudden stimulation causing a sudden stream of pre to slip out and slide down your length
>Her tongue then glides around the rim of the head of your cock, and finally her lips meet in a soft kiss
>Slowly, she takes you into her mouth
>You don't even spare a thought to her fangs as her lips engulf your cock, and she slides more of you into her, a strange instinctual knowledge guiding her when rightfully, this should be her first time
>Doesn't feel like it
>Slick in her spit, her warm, soft mouth encases your length, the head of your cock grinding against the back of her throat, her soft lips sliding along your throbbing shaft
>You groan, and bite the corner of your bottom lip. You look down, and her pale blue eyes meet with yours, and she hypnotizes you with her gaze, the way her cheeks hollow out, the ring of spit left on your shaft, steadily reaching further down your dick as she bobs back and forth
>You reach a hand out and caress her cheek, thrusting to meet her as she comes back down again, her nose pressing into your lower abdomen
>"Ish it good?" She mumbles, remarkable clearly from around your cock
>You smile down at her, "Yeah you're doing great. How did y- Oh a magazine right?"
>She blushes and directs her attention to your cock again.

>>13280581

Firstly, of course you're going to have sex dreams if you concentrate hard on shit like this without masturbating. Just think about succubi a lot before sleeping and don't masturbate for a few days. There, done.

Secondly, if this were true why would you summon one of those whores in the first place? Go throw yourself into the LHC and cause a resonance cascade or something and find your waifu in the beyond. Just remember to take a crowbar in case of emergency. I'm not picking up no cans.

>>13280609

Yes, your example would constitute as creepy to me.