/jp/ - Otaku Culture

First for Devilbugs

Dragons are love.

I want to force Chubby Alp Senpai to come with me to the beach and force her into a skimpy two piece swimsuit!

Cute Slimegirls wearing latex.

Reminder to report any monsters to your local paladin.

You too can combat the monster menace.

>>13499325
I shall worship both Bahamut and Anubis.

You're walking along the sidewalk when a limo pulls up to you. This girl comes out of the vehicle wearing expensive looking clothes, and says you should be her boyfriend.

>"I may not be your waifu, but I'm loaded!"


What do?

>>13499330
odd but i like it

>>13499337
>Bahamut and Anubis
>Anubis
You're not worthy of even Leviathan, Anubisfucker.

>>13499333
yeah sure whatever

>>13499338
Tell her to hit the road with her face.

>>13499338
Say I'm not interested and walk away.

Reminder alps are disgusting trannies and you should feel bad for liking them

>>13499338
Tell her she should eat some wonderland cake and start calling herself a "Bugbear" and maybe we can work something out.

>>13499338
Not until we go on a date to see how her attitude is.
I then proceed to pick her up and carry her off with me.

>>13499346
Leviathan is more of a Goddess for fish-people than Dragons.

>>13499338
money ain't everything babe

your cute but nah

>>13499327

>TFW watching the fabric of the bikini dig into Chubby Alp Senpai's pussy
>She's getting all embarassed by that fact
>TFW later on you're having mind blowing tantric sex with people nearby, with Alp Senpai yipping and moaning into her mouth
>Your dick just sliding in and out of her virginally tight and wet Alp hole, made even more deliciously illicit by the potential of being caught
>TFW filling her for the upteenth time this week with your seed, whispering a mantra of "get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant" to yourself

>>13499327
>Not forcing her to sunbathe and display her naked body for all to see

>>13499354
No. If she sees herself as a women, has a vag like a women, and is physiologically altered to be all women, I have no choice but to consider her a female.You don't get to dictate who I enjoy, you're not my dad.

>>13499327
Could you get in a car crash on the way there and fall into an irreversible coma?

>>13499368
holy shit thats lewd
your fucking lewd
don't stop

>>13499361
Yes, and you're not worthy of the Dragon Queen of the Seas.
Hell, you're not worthy of Carbuncle's fluffy green tail either.

>>13499338
Get in. Yes I'm a whore, but a rich one.

>>13499374
>replying

Well, thread over for the next couple of hours.

>>13499354
Agreed
> faggot staining that God tier doujin about chubby gamergirl with tranny filth
I want to kill him and his whole family

Alp is the worst shit that happened to MGE. It attracted faggots who unironically want to be trannies/fuck trannies

>>13499374
You fucking retard.

>>13499374
>If she sees herself as a women
>she

>>13499374
If I were you'd be disowned.

Knew I should whipped your ass when I caught you not looking up Barbie's skirt.

>>13499381
B-But why? I might be indecisive between worship of the two, but I'm still dedicated nonetheless!

>>13499389
>>13499354
True that.

>>13499398
That indecisiveness is the main reason. Beings of worship don't like it when you constantly bounce back and forth like that.

>>13499368
>>13499370
I want to tease chubby Alp senpai by putting her in lewd situations and then teasing her because she's setting a bad example for her little kohai by being so lewd

>>13499393
Conveniently leaving out the rest of the post, are ya?

>>13499374
>she
Ahaha
Magical transgender is still a transgender regardless of your mental gymnastics

>>13499338
What happens if I refuse?

>>13499409
I'm more a chubby jinko and dragon fan myself.

>>13499412
Anon stop fucking responding to the god damned bait/shitposts already. Just report and ignore like the rest of us.

>>13499354
>>13499389
>>13499401
Good men all.

>>13499393
In all seriousness, there's really no reason to say otherwise. Everything checks out in a fictional scenario. Only argument saying otherwise is the same argument actual trannies use to say they're women. So you either accept the Alps as women or you accept real trannies as women.

On the plus side for you, anyone who likes Alps and the idea of Alps is still pretty homo or shittaste since the whole gimmick is that they used to be men.

You can debate it with the other posters to your heart's content, but this is the objectively correct answer and anyone who twists it in favor of Alps or disagrees with it entirely is wrong and should kill themselves.

I fucking hate you people.

>>13499426
Please fuck me in the ass Senpai!
Turn your rage against my Anus!

>>13499426
Not sure why you feel the need to tell us.
Cause I can promise you that we don't care.

>>13499425
Trannies ain't women.
Alps are gay as fuck.

There.

Crow love best love.

>People are finally starting to shun Alps again

About time.

Would you?

>>13499425
>Alps as women
They are trannies
You can be a real man/woman only if you were born as a man/woman

>>13499438
Alps have always been a controversial subject.

Can't we all learn to just respect others opinions? Why does it matter what a person wishes to do with an Alp?

>>13499438
We always have, faggots just got more vocal because of all the bullying. Should have never opened that door.

>>13499440
Criticize her for those lip injections?
Yes, yes I would.

>>13499442
No.

>>13499438
>>13499444
Whatever you say, daddy-O.

Alps are olev.

>>13499442
Furries have always been a controversial subject.
Can't we all learn to just respect others opinions? Why does it matter what a person wishes to do with an furry?

>>13499380
>>13499409

>TFW Chubby Alp Senpai bashfully asking you to help her "shave down there", since she's never done it before
>You tell her not to move, since you don't want to hurt her
>Take a bucket of lotion and water mixture, splashing it onto her freshly shaven Alp pussy
>It's such a pretty pink color
>Tease her clit and lick her folds, Alp Senpai's telling you to stop since it's dirty down there
>Tell her you can't because of how lewd she is
>She's trying to vehemently denying her lewdness
>You end up telling her that she's the most lewd Alp to have ever lived, molding herself to be soft and healthy like a P'Orc instead of being like a normal Succubus
>She's crying, asking why it always ends up like this
>Tell her you love her as you begin to fuck your lewd senpai sensless
>Call her "flab", "meat" and other words that your P'Orc fucking friend told you to call her
>The dirty talk is getting her in the mood
>She starts bucking her hips like a bronco
>Slap that ass at 90 mph
>She yelps and practically orgasms on the spot
>Spank and fuck your Alp senpai senseless
>You barely hear the bath's door slide open as your seed lewdly squelches out of her pussy
>It's Alp Senpai's Succumom
>She's bleeding profusely from her nose
>Tosses you a bottle of Holstaur Milk
>Goes back to schlicking in her own bedroom and fucking Alp Senpai's dad like a madwoman
>You and Alp Senpai go another three rounds before you end up in the bath together, her heavy breasts resting against your head
>"Y-You'll take responsibility, right?"
>Grin at her, getting her flustered

>>13499442
I frankly don't see why Alps are that big of an issue or why a small group of fags push the idea that they're trannies or that why nobody has contacted the mod yet about the shitposters.

>>13499442
>Can't we all learn to just respect others opinions?
>he says this in /mgt/

My sides.

>>13499450
Old and busted. That's Cait Sith's catchphrase now, nerd.

>>13499450
That art is fucking disgusting, not only because it's an alp, but because it looks like a fucking aberration.

>>13499456
Nu uh, they had it first.

>>13499426
But we love you, anon.
Die a lonely death.

>>13499466
No u

>>13499442
Half of an entire thread is usually about Alps. It's getting really fucking annoying.

>>13499450
>I like dudes

We know. Get out.

It's simple: If you like Alps you can fuck off to /lgbt/ or /fit/. Don't shitpost about them here.

>>13499450
Fuck off with your shitty pic
That shit is fucking disgusting
They are literal 3dpd trannies who look better than that abomination

>>13499472
>dudes
Please don't shitpost anon.

>>13499453
Already did.
I have no idea though, my guess is that because its got part of the TG fetish in it they don't like it.

Sniffing your waifu

>>13499452
>her

>>13499473
>not even citing the correct boards

At least say /y/ or something. You're a shitposter too and should go with them.

>>13499478
Or they see it as an opportunity to stir the pot some more.

>>13499488

How is /lgbt/ NOT the correct board?

ALRIGHT NERDS

WHAT GODS DO YOU WANT TO SEE APPEARING IN MGE OTHER THAN THE ONES WE ALREADY HAVE?


WE OFFICIALLY HAVE
>Chief God (Bitch supreme)
>Fallen God (Slut Supreme)
>Ares (Hate-sex bitch)
>Eros (Love-slut)
>Bastet (A cat is fine too)
>Poseidon (Aquaman is useless)

WE HAVE CULTS AROUND
>Generic powerful cults around MGs like Ryu and Inaris.
>Snake Cultism (Something about snakes, I dunno)
>Elemental Faith (Some pagan shit with shamans and stuff)

WE HAVE THREADCANON GODS
>Sekhmet (Lion bitch)
>Hathor (Milk ´n´ titties)
>Ammy (Fuck, there's gonna be like a million solar deities)
>Quetzalcoatl (A maid for some fucking reason)

So who else's missing?
Thor, Odin, Set, Anubis (shut up, those lego-autists aren't gods), Loki, Cronus, Ra, Hades, Horus, Dionysus, Athena, Marduk, Big J, Zeus, Tlaloc, Huitzilopotchli, Freya, Hephaestus...
Who do you wanna see?

>>13499330
>>13499341
Slimes a best. Here's a little something I was working on in the previous thread relating to this >>13499283.

>Marry self-conscious Slimegirl
>A few months before you met her, she was sick with a disease that completely destroyed her ability to become more viscous
>She's mostly recovered, but she still has moments where it's difficult to keep herself 'together'
>She moves in with you, but your house is all carpeted
>Slime-waifu confines herself to your bathtub, refusing to come out
>She can't talk, but you're sure she is afraid of upsetting you by getting goo all over your house
>You are constantly in the bathroom with her
>You do your best to be loving and supportive, but you really have no idea what you're doing
>Do all sorts of research online about her condition, but find nothing
>You're desperate to enjoy your new life with your Slime-waifu, you want to help her so much
>Hate seeing how depressed she is
>If only there was some way you could even carry her around a little, just for a change of scenery
>An idea comes to you. Latex.
>Latex won't get ruined by her slime, and it can be molded so your waifu can have full control of herself
>Discuss things with her, and make a plan to get her a nice catsuit
>It arrives, you excitedly go to her and unwrap it
>Slowly, carefully, she flows herself into it
>Soon, your latex-covered Slimegirl stands unsteadily in front of you
>Her whole body is covered in the sexy black latex, only her blue head sticks out from the neck hole
>Even though she is more clothed than she's ever been, you can tell that the latex has made her feel very... exposed
>You can't help but hug her, embracing your beautiful, slightly squishy waifu

Sorry if this was a little long-winded, I've been sitting on that idea for awhile. Feels good to get it out.

>>13499476
>Alp's gimmick is that they were/are men
>those that like them do because they get to fuck a guy with a vagina
>Shitpost

Please.

>>13499489
Could be.
Must be a slow day for them.

>>13499496
>Aquaman is useless

If he was in MGE he'd have a harem of krakens and probably an old one bowing to his dick and you know it

Kraken wearing pantyhose y/n

>>13499496

Thoth.

>>13499496
Don't give a shit really.

>>13499507
doesn't mean he would be useful for anything

>>13499440

>Mating with an Onryo.

Why would I want to produce a child with a being who only wants to kill?

>>13499496
You're forgetting the official Demigods like Pharoahs, and you forgot threadcanon Set (Anubutt of War) and Ra (Amun-Ra) which are more prominent that Sekhmet.

There's a few other milk spinoff gods too but I'm glad they've died from threadcanon and don't think they deserve a mention.

>>13499502
holy shit son i'm diamonds on my end
good job slime brother

>>13499504
>Don't like what I don't like
Yes, that's shitposting.

>>13499494
Even with the assertion that

Alps = Men

It still wouldn't go on /lgbt/

It would go on /y/, /cm/ or something similar.
But guess what, none of those three boards are going to accept erotic stories or discussions when one participant has a penis and the other has a vagina and looks exactly like a woman. The literal faggots and fujoshits aren't going to want that anymore than you're going to want someone coming here and having a story/pictures of two men fucking because the other one started out as a woman.

The board you're looking for is >>>/d/.

>>13499450
Funny way of spelling a shit. Even matango are better.

>"Morning Daddy-o! Nice crib you got here, reminds me of the black boxer guy's mansion, only shittier. And like that black boxer guy, you're now my bitch! I claim this land as mine. Well, technically not Land, this is a house. Well, I take that back also, I guess by land I could be including all property, including the yards. So yeah, my land now! Now, I want you to fetch me the beatbox you got. You do have one right? They were the shit back in the 90s. Get it out and lets listen to some bitchin soundtracks I borrowed from my Alp friend. I got a pirated copy of the White Album, the Marai Nikki OP, an audio recording of 9/11, just the audio of course, some Ween, and Donkey Kong Country. It's not much, but it's something I'll listen too. Yeah, just me, I don't want you harshing my mellow. Plus, I got big plans for you! By big plans, I mean get in that fucking kitchen you little slut, and get me some Tuna. Well, no, Tuna isn't my favorite fish, why should I compromise my favorites? I want Flounder. Fresh, get it now. Oh, and put it in a blender, and pour it in my Spongebob cup. No particular reason, I won't eat it, I just want to see all the idiotic shit you'll do for me. I mean, have you seen that Lilim bitch down the road? She's got a human boy that'll lick her feet clean! Can you believe that shit? I want you to do that for me. My paws hurt. Lick them slave. I man, after you get the Boom Box. And my Flounder in a Spongebob cup. Oh, and Chocolate Milk too."

>>13499496
Alpollo. I want to attend her sermons, she has beer and nachos.

>>13499530
Uh huh. Don't you have some bi curious guy to go tease?

>>13499532
I wish you and your matango waifu all the best.

>>13499528
I'm glad you liked it! I'm gonna go eat dinner now, but I think I'll be back with a sex scene later.

>>13499319
This reminds me of

>>13499543
No, I will cuddle my alp though, if you don't mind.

>>13499518
Alright if that's how you feel.

More Alma for me.

>>13499502
Slimes taste with their body. Latex is one of the foulest tasting rubbers in existence. You should be able to tell by just the smell. And it's natural rubber so she'll be able to digest through it.

>For a week afterward, she smells and tastes like an old Halloween mask.

Or you could have gone with PVC, like a normal person.

>>13499550

>>13499534
It gets the fuck out of my house or else it gets the hose again

>>13499530
>I like trannies! If you don't like it you are a shitposter
Should we also accept furries, ponies, scat, futa? They just love their stuff too. If you don't like their fetishes you are a shitposter

>>13499548
>sex scene later

and i will wait...

>>13499551

Go cuddle with your mentally ill tranny on a different thread, this is the monster GIRL thread m8.

>>13499551
>I don't mind

See? You know it's a guy.

>>13499534
Can we skip all that and just go to the hatefucking? I want to carry out a sentence in the Cat Kingdom.

>>13499496
I'd want a cult that focuses on Vampires and the Undead Aristocracy, a high society club of sorts that gets labeled as a cult by the Order.

>>13499560
Alps are monster girls, what's your point?

>>13499534
This is where I put a roofie in her drink and perform the standard furniture method.
Thus begins a story of self descovery and reflection ending in her eventually developing genuine feelings and becoming a not terrible person/couch.
She then makes a wish that she was just a regular werecat which is granted by a passing lilim, resulting in a true love story and me wondering where my couch went until the startling revelation one year down the line where she says it was her.
she then apologizes for her terrible behavior and we have werekittens together.

>>13499550
>>13499554
I've seen that design before, but I can't quite remember the artist.

>>13499550
>>13499554
Fuck off

>>13499525
Yeah, I didn't remember the pharaoh, and I don't recall ever hearing of Set's and Ra's thread-canon.
Hathor is the most prominent milk god in popular culture nowadays, there hast to be like a single motherhood god for every culture.

>>13499539
Artemis is the cooler sister, she goes hunting shit like it was nothing while Apollo stays in the temple to play music and healing common colds.

>>13499553
Way to make me feel like an idiot. I really appreciate the feedback though. I'll do what I can to fix it in my next scene.

>>13499566
English is not your strong point, is it?

>>13499544
I thank you.

>>13499564
See >>13499569

>>13499576
Calm down man.

>>13499569
>Alps
>Girls

>>13499576
Make me :^)

>>13499569
Magical transgender is still a transgender
Caits are also monstergirls. I guess we should invite furries here

>>13499577
>I don't recall ever hearing of Set's and Ra's thread-canon.
They're older than Sekhmet and with more art to boot.

>>13499577
>>13499599
And I just realized we both forgot Alpollo, which while really just a bad pun gets more mention than any other sun god.

>>13499598
Don't really care.
I do worry for your blood pressure.

>>13499569
>>13499589
I could mutilate my ass and stick a tailpipe in there, but it won't make me a car. Alps are guys and your a homo, sooner you admit sooner your're happier in life.

>>13499598
Caits were already a settled thing a couple of threads ago.

Polt and Cait Sith = characters in a monstergirl work

Meaning they can be discussed in the monstergirl thread.

Fursonas, Pokemon, Sonic = Not monstergirl works

Not allowed.

>>13499554
>>13499550
Tha fuck?

>>13499592
>fully functional female
>not a girl
Lord, I thank thee for all the keks you have given me this day.

>>13499509
nah, that's silly.
that kraken doujin where she tries to put on panties was a turn-on for me, though.

>>13499609
Amen

>>13499605
But how can I be a homo if alps are girls?
That's silly anon.

>>13499496
You forgot about the Sabbath. Magical Cult of Lolis.

>>13499509
Looks ugly. Just see the scylla doing it in the one Vanadis game.

>>13499605
Thanks for reminding me of this.
http://i.imgur.com/xRwOBCq.gif

"Fetch *hic*, fetch me some more sake, Anon."

>>13499607
i dunno ken ashcorp's avatar thing is kind of cute

>>13499607
Cait are objects of hatred and only abused. So if you're implying cait or kemono is welcome

>>>/fur/
>>>/b/

>>13499622
Dear god, I remember that shit.

>>13499626

both of those are welcome and their is absolutely nothing you can say otherwise.

>>13499534
>Cait Sith wasn't a magical girl cat hero

>>13499623
"fine but can we cuddle tonight my pelvis can only take some much sweetheart"

>>13499609
Keep telling yourself that. At the end of the day your Eve is a Steve. Would you bring an alp to your parents as your "girlfriend"? Did't think so.

>inb4 I hate my parents I totally would!

Uh huh.

Bet you gap to traps.

>>13499626
>implying Polt isn't welcome
Are you new?

>>13499623
I'll get you a drink, but you have to give me the money, no way in hell am I making the mistake of paying for your tab again.

>>13499496
>Dionysus
The god(dess) of getting shitfaced, drunken one-night-stands, and rape pills. Not to mention that Dionysus has the Maenads and can make your semen both addictive to women and an alocoholic drink.

>>13499623
*Pop* You're a Maenad now. Go suck your man's cock and get drunk on his semen.

>>13499626
They're a part of monstergirl material and belong here. Too bad if you don't like them.

>>13499639
I love my parents, and I would gladly introduce them to my Alp girlfriend.

>>13499640
her ass tempts me but I resist

>>13499644
>*action*
Shame on you

>raccoons raiding my garbage cans again
>go to clean it this morning
>see baby raccoons in a make-shift nest in one of the containers
SO CUTE too bad it wasn't monster girls.

>>13499633
>kemono
>Snouts, bodies covered in fur, multiple nipples/breasts
>Welcome

There was an attempt.

>>13499648
I admire your resolve.

>>13499502
That's actually a very plausible scenario!
The latex outfit makes a lot of sense as long as it's a one piece design to help keep her contained.. like a container.

>>13499650
He's just trying to tempt Lizardgirls into unsheathing their katanas.

Remember to keep your waifu warm at night.

>>13499659
You post this fucking bitch every thread.

You might have a problem anon.

>>13499659
God bless that artist.

So why do you, alpfags, like alps?
For generic tail, wings, horns? You can take any succubi for that
You want inexperienced girl who can be leveled up to busty sex machine? You can take lesser succubi or lesser imp for that

>inb4 ewwwww succubi
Alps are also succubi retards

There is nothing unique or interesting about alps. Except the fact thay they were men.

>>13499617
It always seemed to me that the Sabbath is more of an organization working as a cult than a religion organization itself.
Like how being a mormon is just an excuse to be able to have 7 wives.

>>13499659
Why have that girl's tumors not been removed by a doctor?

>>13499666

Why does anyone like any monster girl? Its not like any of them are real who actually cares in the end?

>>13499659
I wonder how much it would hurt if you picked her up by the titties or if you milked her nipples while doing so.

>>13499666
Satan pls, we've been over this.

>>13499667
The scary thing is they're the closest thing to the monster state religion as it's run by the literal generals of the DL armies and heads of research.

>>13499659
I want an oppai loli cheshire in a bellhop uniform.

>>13499666
I like tomboys, alps are essentially awkward tomboys.
I also have a TG fetish, on top of many others.

>>13499640
>I was never there for the countless "is plot furry" shitstorms
>being talked about=accepted

Polt gets people because of her personality, but it's been settled, she's a fucking furry. She is an exception, and is discussed rarely, doesn't mean kemono is welcome. Try harder.

>>13499674
I wonder if the ground shakes every time she turns over and her funbags hit the ground

>>13499666
Because for Alps it's "Straight man to inexperienced girl to busty sex machine"

The fall is that much further, and therefore hotter, to me.

>>13499679
Pretty sure I said "Polt", not "Kemonos".
Feel free to try again though.

>>13499652
>tfw you get mugged by a bunch of literal Raccoon masked bandits.

>>13499568
Like a secret fetish cult in the middle of a Order town, probably run withing secret catacombs under the city, used by undead MGs as a front to get husbands?

>>13499677
I believe more monster girls praise the Fallen God than there are Sabbath, even if the Sabbath itself is pretty big.

>>13499646
Big fucking deal. So are akaname and we don't discuss them because we don't want scatfags here.

>>13499679
No one said kemono is welcome. Just that kemono characters from monstergirl works are. Especially since this thread's existence on /jp/ is tied to a few particular works. Otherwise it would still be on /a/ or would have fucked off to /d/ or something.

>>13499695
I'm pretty sure we don't discuss akaname simply because we don't want scatfags. We don't discuss her because she's just a long tonged girl with a fetish for bodily fluids; not interesting enough.

>>13499688
Same difference. Covered in fur that can't be shaved, six nipples, snout. She's furry, deal with it.

>>13499695
>Akaname
>scat

Terrible headcanon. When the fuck did they ever become about actual shit? And that's irrelevant. Just because people don't talk about her doesn't mean people aren't welcome to discuss her.

>>13499706
>When the fuck did they ever become about actual shit?
Because retards and threadcanon.

>>13499695
>we don't discuss them because we don't want scatfags here

I think you are being way to paranoid shitposter-kun

>>13499703
I also don't remember saying that she wasn't.

Third time's the charm?

>>13499687
>>13499678
>ALPS ARE NOT TRANSGENDERS, SHITPOSTER! THEY ARE GIRLS
>BTW I like alps because I have transgender fetish and because there were men ;)
Topkek

>>13499697
>>13499646
Pretty sure this faggot wants them here.

Nazrin says: Don't fall for the bait. I did and it took me 3 hours to get the hook off.

>>13499716
Fuck threadcanon. That shouldn't dictate whether a monstergirl can be discussed or not. And it forever locks them out from getting away from shitty threacanon.

>>13499699
Contrarian.

>>13499717
Fuck off.

I want more warrior mgs.

>>13499729
It doesn't help that Amazons were and still are victims of it.

Fucking cancerous autists.

>>13499722
Different guy man.
It's a fetish, it doesn't need to make sense.
Thing I've always run on is that if it has a vagina, has no male gentiles, is able to bear my young, and looks like a cute girl than it's a girl.

>>13499735
why?
whats the appeal?

>>13499721
I said kemono is not welcome, you called me new. Either you don't understand implications or are just an idiot.

>>13499738
I'm a fan of them, but please don't bring her up right now. Last thing we need is something else for people to shitpost about.

>>13499735
I like warriors.

>>13499735
Centaur knights are the best.

>>13499738
She's right behind you isn't she?

>>13499741
Too bad, I had such hopes for you.

>>13499744
Too late: >>13499749

>>13499748
>that spear
She beat Ornstein last?

>>13499690
I'd adopt one of the little ones.

>>13499750
Stop fucking your cat while you talk to me. Can't understand you over the howls.

>>13499740
Strength? Adventure? Violence?

>>13499706
>threadcanon
Except it's traditional Japanese folklore canon where akaname eat shit from unclean toilets

>>13499429
is it bad i read this in pic related voice

>>13499706
Since they eat filth and stalk men in bathrooms. What do they eat till they het a guy?

It's circus time!

You love the circus, right anon?

What attractions do you go see?

Who performs in the big top?

Who is the star of the show?

>>13499768
I love her.

>>13499765
>The akaname is the “personification of the fear of using a dark bathroom late at night.”
>It is said to come out at night to literally lick up the grime and dirt that accumulates in unclean bathrooms.
Spoopy.

>>13499758
I'd love to run an orphanage for MGs after striking it rich as an adventurer.
Running one in the center of the citty as that single, old warrior who just loves to make the little girls smile and find them families.
I sleep alone after having seen something from beyond the veil.

>>13499773
The White Jinko sisters.

>>13499768
Too lewd. Bonk her on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

Bad dog.

>>13499765
And lamias eat babies, and medusa is hideous. Oh wait. Don't be so pedantic. You know people are talking about KC who makes his monsters as tame as they can get.

>>13499740
The big contrast from wild-animals/rapists has a lot of different appeal, it also has a different kind of dominance based on status rather than just monster-strength which I like, soldiers are sexy, armor and weapons are cool, etc.

>>13499773
The bearded alp!

>>13499735

HOT AGGRESSIVE ORC SEX!

>>13499786
That'll just make her do it again Anon.
She loves that stuff.

>>13499777
Playing burst, just finished frantic mode and A rank on all but one chapter 1 missions with everyone but that mystery character.
Why is this game so fun?

>>13499795
also known as the regular alp

>>13499773
I go see that Manticore who fires ping-pong balls out of her tailpussy.

>>13499782
>they come back and want to be your lover

>>13499770
Looking at the profile it doesn't say they live in the bathroom. Just that they stalk men there. Also

>they mainly feed on the "filth" of Human men
>The kind of "filth" they prefer isn't simply what is generally known as "filth".

Nothing is stated that it's worse than that. You guys would probably have better opinions of certain monsters if you read more thoroughly and didn't fill in the gaps with terrible stuff.

>>13499782
You want to be like Kiryu? Sans involvement in the Yakuza of course.

>>13499810
>My, my. You girls should go out after one of the younger guys.
>No one would want an old, broken adventurer like me.

>>13499815
Don't know him, can't comment.

>>13499823
>Don't know him, can't comment.
He punched tigers in order to rescue his adoptive daughteru, he also kicked the shit out of his predecessor at the end of Yakuza 0.

>>13499830
Then yes, that would be it.

>>13499812
"The kind of filth they prefer" doesn't say they discard regular filth. Your move.

>>13499803
You mean senran is actually fun and not just cheap fap bait?

>>13499502
>>13499528
>>13499553
It's time for more Slime!

>As you hug her, your Slime-waifu struggles a bit
>Something is wrong.
>Your heart drops to your toes as she falls on the ground, struggling and writhing around
>She flows out of the suit and back into the bathtub as quickly as she can
>Understanding dawns on you as you see her gagging and retching pitifully in the tub
>What a fucking idiot you had been.
>Slimegirls taste with their whole body; you could only imagine the terrible sensation she must have felt with such a smelly substance covering her whole body
>You quickly run some water in the tub to help her wash the foul taste off
>Even with this setback, you are not willing to just give up and let your poor waifu get more and more depressed as she recovers from her disease

>Be a week later
>Things have fully returned to how they were before the latex incident
>There is no telling when your Slimegirl will regain full control over her viscosity
>You have been researching alternatives to latex
>Your waifu is willing to try other things, but you can tell she is very scared
>You decide on PVC. It doesn't smell, and from what you can tell, it's basically the same as latex
>Part of you is apprehensive
>This has been a very expensive venture, and it may not even work out
>The Slimegir'ls happiness is worth a lot more to you than money though
>Order the PVC suit
>It comes and you bring it to her, bot of you are extremely nervous
>Your Slime-waifu is a lot slower and more careful this time
>She gingerly touches the silky PVC catsuit, almost immediately withdrawing her hand
>Your teeth dig into your tongue as you apprehensively wait for her reaction
>She slowly reaches out and touches the suit again, running her cute, blue fingers around the neck hole
>It looks like the suit is fine with her!
>In that instant, an idea pops into your head
>You gesture for the Slimegirl to wait as you run into your bedroom
>You know exactly where the small bottle is
(contd.)

>>13499659
Clothed paizuri a best.

>>13499848
Eh, I enjoy it.
Not that it means I have good taste in games.

>>13499773
Everyone is kakuens except the Ringmaster.

>The tightrope walkers? A pair of kakuens.
>The clowns are face-painted kakuens that slip on bananas.
>The strongman is a King Kong sized kakuen lifting a gorillion of bananas.
>The Lion tamer and the lion are a kakuen couple, disguised with human clothes and fake lions ears and a tail.
>The bearded woman is just a very hairy kakuen.
>The magician, pulls a tinier kakuen out of her hat, disappears a signed banana into her mouth, parts her assistant in half and retrieves the signed banana from her assistant's stomach, only to reattach her back and eat the banana again.
>The ringmaster ends the show by taking of her mask.
>She is a kakuen as well.
>The public is composed entirely of kakuens.
>Everyone throws shit at each other at the end and start hooting like maniacs.
>The name of the Circus is 'Monkey Python's Kakuen Circus'.

>>13499844
Yeah. It talks about the other filth. Which is things like sweat and dead skin. Things on the the man's body. It's definitely not a clean thing at least her taste isn't clean. She goes after the guy who hasn't showered in a couple of days. Not after actual feces. Also you should know the nips like to refer to semen as filth. And the other filth he talks about is all magical mana stuff. Like left over mana. Basically everything except shit and piss.

The 'doesn't say' thing goes both ways. Meaning a literal shit eating MGE Akaname is headcanon.

And again, why are some of you so predisposed to making monstergirls worse by filling in gaps with awful things? Of course you're not going to like them if you make up bad things about them. Considering KC's stuff and mindset why would you assume something worse than what's written down?

>>13499865
>The name of the Circus is 'Monkey Python's Kakuen Circus'.
>Not The Aristocrats

>>13499854
>Girl in vertical-ribbed turtle-neck sweater
>Lifts it up enough to expose some underboob
>Stick your cock in and fuck them titties good
>Cum and watch as her clothing darkens and stains with some jizz bubbling up through the fabric covering the tops of her breasts
>She spends the rest of the day walking around with a dark spot covering her cleavage
>And your seed soaking her breasts under her sweater

>>13499870
And every few hours you come back for more. Until you're dry. Think how tight it must be, too.

Hey anon what's you favorite monster girl band?

What was there number one single?

>>13499865
Hey that's offensive.

Not all Kakuens are like that.

>>13499881
What?

>>13499881
Wyvernforce, Through Bullying and Tears.

>>13499867
Look man, whatever, blanket yourself with "he meant" if you want, the facts speak for themselves, akaname isn't liked because it's pretty hard to imagine a creature that eats filth and lives grime not eating shit, especially with how popular scat is with nips.

>>13499881
Black Sabbaaaaath.
War P'Orcs

>>13499882
That's what they'll have you believe right before throwing a banana at your feet and making you slip into the pile of manure that was coincidentally placed right where you landed.

>>13499881
>girl bands

Please. Paladin-kun and The Order blow them all out of the water with their human fingers and booming voices.

>>13499895
Why are you so mean to the cute little monkeys?

>>13499881

Everyday animal ears?

Really Crabman, you couldn't come up with something better then that

>>13499888
The hardest dragons known to man

>>13499881
>Eiffel 69
>I'm Blue (Because I'm a Slime)

>>13499881
Queen, they had one of the best Alp singers I've ever heard.

>>13499881
Flavor of the Month, Freak of the Week
>Like me, like me, won't you LIKE me?

>>13499848
yes it is actually gud gaim
SK2 is coming out this summer on 3ds and its probably the best game out at the moment

>>13499892
He still never said they ate shit, so I'm not blanketing myself with that at all. Welcome to the world of headcanon. Which was my point. I'm not saying anyone has to accept the character either. Imagine what you want, but saying a character can't be discussed in the threads because of some people's memes and headcanon is some serious bullshit.

>>13499881
Wan Direction
I'm so fucking sorry, I had to.

>>13499918
Get the fuck out.

May or may not be making a game with MGs in it. Need opinions.
http://strawpoll.me/4378607

>>13499881
Cuddling Crows?

>>13499853
>The bottle had been part of a wedding present form your waifu's older sister
>The two of you had only used it once before, but the sweet aroma of it had definitely made that night a very intense one
>Flavored lube.
>You think it was made with Alraune nectar, but you can't read the foreign runes on the bottle
>As you return to the bathroom, the Slimegirl notices the bottle in your hand
>Her confused expression disappears, replaced by a wide (maybe even a bit lewd) smile
>You rub the lube all over the inside of the PVC catsuit, making sure it gets in to each individual finger of the gloves and toe of the socks
>She can barely contain herself as you finish, hastily shoving herself into the flowery-smelling catsuit
>She stands in front of you again
>The shiny black material grips her body tightly, you long to run your hands over her full, perky breasts and her wide, squishy butt
>"D- does it feel ok?" you ask
>She bobs her head up and down, unable to contain her joy
>She is free! She can live again!
>An uncontrollable feeling rouses within you as you pick her up and hold her tightly
>She is only a few inches shorter than you, but she is extremely light
>You bring her to the bedroom
>She squirms around with glee as she sees your sheets
>You hadn't told her this bit, but you also bought PVC bedsheets
>You were sure she would be apprehensive about using your normal sheets
>She points at the bed
>You nod and carefully set her down on it
>She sits there in her beautiful PVC catsuit, ogling you as you undress
This is going to be an awesome night.

(contd.)

>>13499925
Side scrollers aren't RPG's dummy, they're platformers.

>>13499918
I hereby banish you to 100 hours in the anti cuddle cube

>>13499929
Bare naked Lamia

>>13499934
With or without the KGA doll?

>>13499938
Doll is om the opposite side of the glass

>>13499912

Buddy you're a boy with a big dick
Playin' in the street gonna be a hubby some day
You got gold in your pants
Your big, big lance
Fuckin' MGs all over the place

WE WILL

WE WILL

RAPE YOU

What the fuck am I doing

>>13499945
It has the cute little crown right?

>>13499948
>What the fuck am I doing

Spinning straw into gold. Keep going!

>>13499949
Yes, with a big maple leaf on it.

>>13499949
Yep, it berates you the whole time.

>>13499948
>What the fuck am I doing
I don't know, but keep doing it.

>>13499933
They can have RPG Elements.

Like Castlevania.

>>13499953
>>13499960

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shouting in the street gonna take on an Ushi some day
You got a smug on your face
You big, big tease
Waving your bulge all over the place

WE WILL

WE WILL

RAPE YOU

I don't even like alps but this is getting kinda fun

>>13499881
Manny and the Tailpussies

>>13499968
That's no different than grabbing upgrades in metroid or mario.

What would happen if you gave a wurm Haribo sugar-free gummy bears?

>>13499921
>>13499934
What? At least I didn't go with New Alps on the Block.

>>13500000
GET THE FUCK OUT

>>13499999
Bad things.

>>13499888
I liked Trail of Broken Hymens.

>>13499999
Nothing but agony for everyone in a ten block radius. Nice quints by the way.

>>13499930
>You join your excited Slime-waifu on your bed
>She wastes no time in embracing you, planting a wet, slimy kiss on your cheek with her full, blue lips
>You grin as you position yourself behind your waifu with your legs on either side of her
>You hug her from behind, pushing against her PVC-covered breasts with your arm
>She squirms as you direct your attention to them, lovingly kneading at your waifu's firm boobs
>You feel her nipples growing erect through her catsuit
>Pinching them elicits another satisfying squirm from the Slimegirl
The PVC under your hands feels delightfully smooth and silky, if a bit sticky
>The lube did an amazing job at getting her into the mood
>Her cute little tongue hangs out of her open mouth as she pants with arousal
>She jumps a little as you move out from behind her and push her back onto the bed
>You stand on all fours, staring down at her beautiful blue face
>She can't blush like people can, but you can tell from her expression that she would be as red as a beet
>You grin and put your hand on her cheek as you bend down and kiss her
>Her wonderful, indescribable taste fills your mouth as your lips lock together and your tongues dance in each other's mouths
>A few moments of passionate kissing later, you break from her
>You can feel her slimy blue saliva all over your face, and you grin as you swallow what was left in your mouth
>You never could get enough of your Slime-waifu's amazing taste
>Smiling deviously, you move yourself lower, tracing little kisses along the Slimegirl's lovely PVC-clad neck, then her chest, each nipple, her stomach, her navel, then just above her pussy
>Slowly, lovingly, you take the small zipper at her crotch in your teeth and pull on it
>It takes more effort than you had imagined, but you eventually get it down

(contd.)

Would you a slug-girl, you know, if she weren't a hermaphrodite?

>>13500020
No

>>13500020
I despise slugs.

>>13500020
KC's isn't a herm and she seems safe enough. Sure why not.

Really, I'm not too picky about these things as long as it feels good, it isn't ugly, and is a girl I will fug it and explore its weirder side as long as it's no guro, scat, vore, etc.

>>13500020
They're icky and gross.

>>13500020
Do I look like a guy who would cut their own penis right after having sex with a girl?

>>13500020
Who's going to post it

>>13500020
At least its not an angler-girl.

>>13500039
Wait what.

I thought this is the worst it got for slugs.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG9qpZ89qzc

Trigger warning: nature being a fucking /d/eviant

>>13500045

You sound like you want someone to post it.

>>13500051
A species of sea slug cuts its own penis off after mating and regrows a new reproductive organ within 24 hours

>>13500057
You know. For all the misgivings some have about monstergirls, the humans in that setting lucked out in nature's mating game with all things considered. It could have been much worse.

>>13500051
>this video is block in your country
Fuck you too BBC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzFh_hs5Oc&ab_channel=DjDeutchTv

>>13500020
It just feels criminal to have a slug girl that can't do this
>>13500051

>>13499974
>>13499960
>>13499953

Buddy you're an old man poor man
Don't you even try, can't escape
Rapetrain has no breaks
We're gonna pelviscerate
But just in case
Demonic Energy helps you keep up the pace

WE WILL

WE WILL

RAPE YOU

And we're done here.

>>13500081
We will remember you in legends, songanon. You deserve it.

>>13500075
/d/ick pls go

>>13500075
So you want to get felt up, nibbled on a she guides you up a tree, have her hold you as the two of you entwine in a bath of mucus, and while suspended in the air you cum inside her glowing blue penis flower thing?

>>13500019
>Beads of your waifu's slime oozes out around the zipper as you take in the sight of her pussy
>Her puffy, azure lips shine brightly as arousal drips slowly down between her legs
>You greedily shove your head into her, lapping at her slick, squishy folds
>She bucks her hips into you, desperately trying to get closer to the source of her pleasure
>It's difficult, but you eventually find her clit
>You fix your lips around it, sucking on it, tasting your sweet, beautiful waifu all over your mouth
>The Slimegirl shivers a little bit as she feels your index finger enter her
>You slowly move it in and out, adding your middle finger after a few thrusts, continuing your sucking on her stiff little clit
>It isn't long before you feel her slimy walls contract as she orgasms
>Her legs wrap around your head, encasing you in a cocoon of slime and PVC
>You struggle a bit in panic as your mouth and nose are filled with slime and arousal
>She releases you, a concerned and sheepish look on her face
>Your face is completely covered in her faint, blue juices
>Concern vanishes from her face as you smile and sit up on your knees
>Her eyes are fixed on your erect penis; you can tell that she wants it desperately
>"I think it's time."
>She nods vigorously in agreement

(contd.)

Sorry to be a cocktease, I don't want anything to get cut off.

>>13500066
Humans already are pretty well off in the theater of love compared to other in the animal kingdom.
We don't have to rip our own penises after breeding, die taking care of our children during their incubation, we don't get eaten my our mates nor fuse with them. We don't have to put our children in rolled-up balls of animal feces (or eat it), regurgitate food into our mate and children's mouth, nor the whole implant your young into another species flesh.

We do have the whole proving yourself to the mate, but that's a given. Still, we could do without the whole pregnancy thing, the taking care of a retard for 18 years, and don't get me started on the jealousy other species don't have to deal with.

>>13500103
>Jealousy
Probably humanity's greatest flaw in terms of reproductive nature.

Roughly 95% of mammal species are seen as polyamorous, yet Humans are the only species that, perhaps due to our intelligence, try and play at being monogamous. And numbers indicate that this only works out roughly half the time, in the cultures that bother with it.

>>13500103
We have our achille's heel, and it's menstruation. It's a human issue in particular.

Warning, horrifying stuff

Okay guys.
I've been doing absolutely nothing productive for the past 5 hours.

I really want to write something but I don't know what to commit to.

my ideas are as follows:
A self conscious succubus that has the left side of her face covered in severe burns and only one functioning eye. She wears hoodies all the time and is generally very quiet.

OR

Chuunibyou Cyclops detective with a thing for cosplay and churros.

Or

Self-insert right hand to older werewolf Dictator

>>13500123
Werewolf.

Burn victims should kill themselves.

>>13500118
I remember the first time I saw this screencap, it me so glad I was born a man.

>>13500123
Self-inset for dictator, sound more amusing than the other two.

>>13500123
If I'm being entirely honest?

First one doesn't sound fun. I look for fun in MGs in some form or another.

Second one just sounds like memebait or an interesting side character but it's just kind of randumb.

Third one is something I would probably read.

>>13500123

Self-insert.

>>13500123
Do the sucubus m80

>>13500118
Dear God.

Suddenly I side 100% with Dr. House in informing all his patience of their pregnancy with
>"I've got bad news. You've got a parasite. Unfortunately, it's illegal to remove it until it comes out on its own in a few months."

>>13500123
I vote the Succubutt. Sounds adorable.

>>13500081
Bravo!

>>13500090
>You line yourself up with her, eager to satisfy
>Her cool, gooey pussy envelops you
>You close your eyes, if you aren't careful, you won't last long at all
>It's been WAY too long
>You had tried masturbating while your waifu was tub-ridden, but it wasn't satisfying at all
>Now... now the tension was almost over
>As you slowly, carefully start thrusting, your Slimegirl's slender, PVC covered hands grasp at the sheets
>Sweet, beautiful pleasure washes over the two of you as you repeatedly bury yourself inside of her
>Lewd squelching and squishing noises echo through the room as you quicken your pace
>Pleasure quickly builds within the both of you with each thrust
>Each thrust brings you closer and closer to the edge.
>You fall on all fours again, thrusting harder as you try to get as deep as you can
>Looking at your Slime-waifus face makes your heart flutter and your penis almost explode
>Her face is contorted with amazing pleasure
>You can tell she is moaning and screaming as loud as she can
>Even so, she is still completely silent

>You know you are close
>Your arms wrap around her as you pick her up off of the bed a little as you cum
>Blast after blast of your jizz explodes deep inside of your Slimegirl
>She squirms and bucks wildly, her PVC-clad arms wrapped tightly around your back
>Your orgasm sends her off as well
>Her walls clench around you, milking every last drop out of your throbbing girth
>You collapse on top of her, and she squishes down slightly
>Even though you know it doesn't hurt her, shock hits you
>It has happened before, but you still feel bad for it even though you know she doesn't mind
>You roll over on your side, pulling your waifu up to mirror you
>Only now do you realize how tired you are
>This had been the most you've exerted yourself in awhile
>You were sure your wiafu felt the same feeling, if not more
>The two of you fall asleep together, tightly wrapped in each other's embrace

(contd.)
Just a bit more.

>>13500123
Are you looking to write something cute, funny, or epic?

>>13500139
Also, this is just a hot opinion of mine but after looking the first one over some more I have to say I'm really not a fan of succubus-subversion stories.

Succubi are already not the most interesting on their own. So their main appeal is being a sex demon. Sex demons who don't do the sex or the demon thing are the worst. Especially if they're relatively mundane in a setting with more monstrous characters.

They're nearly human girls with just a bad reputation at that point. This could be remedied if she were made into a Danuki, Kraken, Oomukade, Arachne...anything else really.

>>13500123

Succubus, I love succubi! And they love me!

Alright /mgt/, which one do you pick?

>>13500178
Why not both?
Cat tats on cat tats while I drill them both and fill them with kittens?

>>13500161
>Your Slimegirl's PVC suit as well as the PVC sheets will no doubt leave you extremely sweaty in the morning, bud you don't really care
>You slowly fall asleep to thoughts of your beautiful Slime-waifu casually wearing her tight, PVC catsuit around the house
>Your penis stirs a bit, still embedded deep inside her, however you are far too tired for another session tonight
>tfw your waifu becomes addicted to PVC
>tfw she won't stop wearing it even though she recoverd very soon after she got your 'Spirit Energy boost'
>tfw you have to ask for a raise because your Slimegirl wants to get custom PVC outfits for herself and the daughteru that is now eight months away
>tfw no regrets

Holy fucking shit that was fun to write. I may turn it into a proper story sometime in the future. Hope you faggots enjoyed it.

>>13500178

See, I want to say crazy cat, because she looks more fun and outgoing. But what if she's like those girls who go on about how crazy they are and you just sort of laugh it off as a quirk but then as soon as you have your first argument she locks herself in the bathroom and OD's on pills?

>>13500139
For the first one it was gonna be all healing and shit but whatevs, yall have made your choices

>>13500162
The succubus was supposed to instill a hefty overdose of feels
The Cyclops was supposed to be sorta funny but also actiony, I guess.
Werewolf because I have a thing for proud, badass women like Balalaika

4 beats 3. Werewolf dictator it is. Gimme a bit.

Maybe I'll do the burn victim some other time.

>>13500187
I agree then, Werewolf would be better.

>>13500183
cute/10, would read again but it could have used more cuddling

>>13500187

>A Balalaika-inspired Werewolf.
This gunna be good.

>>13500192
I feel like I kind of need to work on writing cuddling a bit. Right now I feel like when I try I'm just being really repetitive. Thanks for the feedback!

>>13500178
I pick neither, they both look like shit

>>13499323
Never gets old.

Remember this?

>>13500178
I'll take right, she looks like she'd be lazy with me all day.

>>13500187

Pic related isn't a Werewolf, but Balalaika hotness can't be denied.

>>13500207
A shit.

>>13500207
I never forgot. Gakaka.

>>13500207
Yeah but I confess to never reading the sauce material despite liking her design.

You struggle to carry the towering pile of documents in your arms. You stumble through the doors of atrium past two well-armed oni in uniform. Once again they don't say a word to you. Which is disconcerting, considering they would always harass you. Maybe they got married or something? You push the thought out of your mind and get in the elevator along with a lamia and another human male. You vaguely know him but his name escapes you. Whatever. You're the last to leave the elevator since you head all the way to the top floor. Damn thing stalled twice on the way up. What are those mechanics doing? You briefly consider if She would send those grease kakuen to a forced labor camp considering that fucking elevator should have been fixed last thursday. You exchange greetings with the Inari secretary tending to her nails. Or in this case humbly offered, only to be met with silence. Just like always. As you open the door to Her office you are met with shouting.

Night Anon's, stay good and don't burn down the thread.
Child soldier holst has dead eyes and has been given to you to raise.
Give her lots of hugs and love and she'll repay you a hundred fold.

>>13500231
I just hope I find enough time to take care of her and complete my night guard shifts. I also hope not to die in any of them either.

>>13499496
Snake cultism for 200, Alex.

>>13500231
Will she repay me with paizuri?

>>13500236
It'll be emotionless naizuri for a few years.

>>13500236
Sure, but it'll be emotionless and cold for a long while.
She also cries at night as she remembers her 'missions'

>>13500231
I'll let her sleep in my bed until the nightmares stop.
Then I'll have her sleep in the same room so they stay away.

>>13497138
>>13497362

So from last thread I capped this because my sides hurt from laughing so hard.

>>13500234
>"This species of lamia is known for having a instinctual grudge against the Pharaohs."

>>13500251
>She's always cool and collected during the day, although it's like she's living with you and more like she just...exists...
>She doesn't react to anything you say or do during the day but at night?
>She'll go to bed without any complaint or arguing but when she's asleep the weeping starts, quickly turning to full blown crying and fidgeting as she remembers her old life.
>If you try and wake her up too suddenly than she shrieks and hides in the closet, trembling and looking out as if she expects someone to burst in when it happens, those times you have to remain awake until she drifts off to sleep again before carrying her back to bed.
>Recently you've just decided to simply stroke her hair as she whines and cries in her sleep, the whimpering slowly dying away beneath your touch.
>She wakes up during one of these sessions but, instead of running into the closet, clings to your side and continues to weep for awhile until she drifts off to a calmer sleep.

>>13500265
What is shirohebis?

>Not having waifus who can multiply.

>>13500118

I hope monster girls don't have periods

>>13500273
I don't see why they would, especially after reading that. Besides, a period is a time you can't have sex unless you're into that which is weird and gross.

>>13500269
>*BZZZZ*
>"No. I'm afraid that's wrong."

>>13500265
What is Jackie Chan?

>>13500276
Some people have sex during periods, they just do it in the shower and don't look down.

>>13500280
Well, this I can live with.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>13500279
>Jackie Chan
>Wanting trubble
>Ever

>>13500230
The sound of a gunshot echoes throughout the corridor. A bit of blood gets on your glasses and uniform. You sigh and pull out a piece of cloth. and wipe the blood off your glasses. You just had this damn uniform dry cleaned.

On the ground is the corpse of the Manticore General Crusoe. Her failure in Ferrmari cost countless lives, resources and control of the southeastern coast of the country.

Of course She didn't like that....

In the center of the remaining generals lies the Fuhrer motionless, her scarred face spattered with blood. In her left paw is the late general's firearm.

Her cold, razor-like gaze, shifts from the corpse to you. You can detect a slight flinch in her retina.

>"I want General Crusoe's body crucified and placed in the square. If another person fucks up on this scale again, Their death will not be as quick. Understood?"

>"Yes my Fuhrer" the other generals say in unison.

>"Dismissed."

They group shuffles out, the corpse is dragged out with them. You stand there, while they leave. The doors close behind you and the two of you are left alone in silence. You don't make a sound.

The Fuhrer looks you dead in the eyes.
>"Yes Lieutenant?"

>"These are damage reports from the Nerron, Maam. I was asked to bring them to you."

>"You can set them on the desk."

>>13500276
What's wrong, you don't like a little blood? Are you discriminating against many kinds of monster girls?

>>13500276

Not to mention mood swings

>Amazon going ape shit
>Ushi Angry raping you (bloody hate sex)
>Kiki bitching at you
>Kitsune bitch slapping you for touching her tail
>Dragon giving you the silent treatment
>etc

The hora

>>13500265
What is The Pope?

>>13500298
Bit more than blood in there, blood itself doesn't bother me due to growing up with constant nosebleeds.

>>13500279
>>13500295
I wish I had the editing skills to make a picture, of Jackie Chan from Jackie Chan Adventures, running away from a group of Snakewomen now. With the caption 'BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAY!'

>>13500314
That show was far better than it had any right to be.

>>13500266
>As she grows older, she becomes more and more clingy during the night, often latching onto your body and mashing her face into your ribs
>She still cries frequently, waking up in the middle of the night with tears pouring down her face and shrieking at some invisible threat
>However now she clings more tightly to you, wrapping her arms, legs and tail around your body and remaining like that for the rest of the night
>All you can do is stroke her arm to calm her down as she buries her head in your chest, terrified of falling back asleep
>After a time you find that whispering helps to calm her down, with simply saying her name and talking about everyday life helping considerably to ease her thrashing
>Occasionally she'll call out a random name, either boy or girl, and let you bear witness to her mental rerun of watching one of her friends die
>On these nights it's better to stay awake and stroke her head through the night, and even then it doesn't always keep her from having one of her fits
>She started grabbing onto some of your shirt fabric at some point, kneading it in her hand into the morning
>The other day she surprised you while you were making breakfast, she came up from behind you and hugged you tightly enough to squeeze some of the air from your lungs
>She stayed like that the entire time you cooked, and refused to eat unless you let her sit in your lap, arms wrapped around her stomach
>She clung to you like glue for the rest of the day, lying her head on your lap when you watched TV, sitting on your lap again when you browsed the web
>It was a bit difficult to get her to leave when you had to use the toilet, but you eventually convinced her to wait outside
>That night she fell asleep quickly, and while she still had her fits, you could handle them much more easily

This is going to turn into another PTSD Nightmare for me, fuck.

>>13500331
This is good keep going little nigga

>>13500331
It's adorable, was planing on doing it myself but it's a bit too late for me.

>>13500321
Umo bu gai fei di tal

UMO BU GAI FEI DI TAL

>>13500343
Shit, that got me.
Bravo.

>>13500331
>another PTSD Nightmare
Great, that shit was the best.

>>13500296
You carry the stack to her large mahogany desk. She takes out a cloth and begins cleaning the pistol and holstering it.

>"Are you busy lieutenant?"

>"Not especially, I just got back from the northern front." you say.

>"I see. Would you humor me with conversation?"

>"As you wish maam." you say.

She walks towards the window, she strides with dignity, her arms folded behind her back. She seems aloof, indifferent to your very existence. She looks down at the city. She bites her lip. After what seems like an eternity. She speaks up again.

>"Do you know how many people died in Ferrimari?"

You attempt to summon the figure into your head.

>"I believe an upwards of 300 thousand soldiers and civilians."

>"Correct, but do you know why this loss was significant?"

For countless reasons. The country is now almost entirely landlocked save for the eastern coast, which is now under siege as you both speak, for the millions lost in weaponry, vehicles, and manpower. For the thousands of dead men and women lost while General Crusoe retreated. You already know what she means though...

>"There were twice as many civilian casualties than military casualties."

>"Correct."

>"So that's why you killed General Crusoe?"

>"Incorrect. I did it to remind my soldiers who they're supposed to fear.

>"Rushka."

>"DO NOT call me that name."

>"Yes maam."

>"Tell me, Lieutenant, how am I supposed to fight this war if my soldiers flee when confronted with an imposing foe.

>"You can not."

>"Exactly my point." If my soldiers will not fight I can not hope to protect my people."

She turns to look at you.

>"So do you see why General Crusoe's failure is unforgivable? It wasn't the just the casualties, it was the fact she showed weakness in the face of the enemy."

>"I see." you say.

>"Have you eaten yet lieutenant?"

>"No maam."

>"Then I shall send for two meals and a bottle of wine."

Anybody still lurking?

ded thred
ded game
ded orbit needs your help guardians

>>13500404
Present but sleepy

>>13500404
Yeah i'm watching, feel like passing out though.

>>13500404
Yeah. Just occupied.

>>13500404
Present, for another hour or so until I pass out.

>>13500408
Are Awoken MGs?

Reminder to do your cardio or you get caught by a wererabbit.

>>13500439
Fluffiest rape machine.

>>13500439
>Once a wererabbit makes a friend, she will always stay close by and will not let them be separated.
Fuck yeah, power of friendship.

I wonder if monster girls are strong compared to global human standards or just strong compared to Japanese human standards.